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thank you
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it's a form of illness not normally
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found in the general populace but often
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runs rampant in the criminal world the
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malady selective amnesia for one of the
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most unforgettably foolish cases we've
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ever seen let's check out our special
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delivery
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people are involved in Iraq and I got
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out there to write up the accident
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report and I ended up giving one of the
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guys the ticket he signed the ticket and
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then he asked for it back and curious I
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gave it back to him see what he was
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going to do with it he crossed out the
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name he had signed which later turned
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out to be his own crossed it out like
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two three lines over it and then signed
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what later turned out to be his
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brother's name not thinking I would
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notice two different names there crossed
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out on the ticket
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he also went to jail
