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okay let's start Superfly here we go all right I've been working on a
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theme oh you have ladies and gentlemen presenting
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Superfly no done that horn noise before you you have done it that's that's F
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Troop from 1972 a western it's just a funny probably came
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from Vaudeville where the trumpet f you know what the trumpet is funny because Pac-Man does it too I can't do the
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impression but when you get killed it goes It goes and you know you get killed it goes down
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yeah that's funny F Troop we shouldn't talk too much about because no one remember but I do
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remember it well all you're saying is substitute whatever age you are this is
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a a comedy western I don't know if there's a comedy western out there in
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the world right now a half hour comedy western be funny pure comedy and very
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silly you know it was different during the Cold War comedic Yellow Stone let's do
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it I like the alpha I'm enjoying um
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landman currently bil and John Ham and others and John
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John Hammond Billy Bob Thorton are hysterical and Billy Bob Thorton's character is so fun and so badass he's
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down in Texas and he's just kind of a shoot by The Hip kind of guy now you can either suck my dick or you can squash my
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balls but you you gotta pick something you know it's like partner fer yeah it's
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just it's a really fun show it's called landman land man on Paramount plus see
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if you can get download that thing is the guy's named Taylor Sheridan that does done 35 spin-offs he apparently
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went out to lunch with someone and then on the right hand he had a word processor to his right he's ordering
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lunch and eating and he finished a a Yellowstone sequel script no the guy the
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guy is the next sequel is just a contest winner gets to be the lead because he's
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running out of people but uh what was I going to tell you about that you said
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you saw Billy Bobby I because I we should have him on love Billy Bob love to have Billy Bob on and love to have
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John Ham back ham stud yeah and that's a good one to talk about cuz I tried to get Paramount plus the other day of
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course I couldn't compute it how to get it on my TV I wrestled with the algorithm for
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about two and a half hours and then watched a 40 minute show so it was still a pretty good ratio between that was my
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password try again really I don't have another one okay put in your real name
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you got to go here's the scam that I drives me bananas you want your here is your password and you write it and you
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can't see it so of course I got it wrong then it goes so you want to keep this this you want this to be a new password I go yeah and he goes that doesn't
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[ __ ] work I know and it doesn't work anyway so I'm like why are you asking me that you're just embarrassing me now
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every once I have a password I I I have one secret one that I made intentionally
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difficult but sometimes I have like Bob or something and then the algorithm gets really mad this is what the [ __ ] are you
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doing what are you doing yeah that's they they now because of AI they swear at you what the [ __ ] are you doing I'm
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going I'm just trying to watch Land man I don't need a lecture from a robot [ __ ] they go you're you're your your
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password to uh Netflix is actually just Netflix and I go yeah they're like no no no see now you're are you joking with us
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because we don't like that at the password but well you sound like an AI then maybe maybe AI will be kind of
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jerks so what do you want do the AI goes okay hold on a second you need one emoji
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you need a a a big letter Capital whatever they call them yeah you need
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you need a a comma a capital something a a letter a word and you need a kind of
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an emoji of some sort of antalope that would be common in North America 200
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years ago I give him the ball of yarn because no one uses that very underused Emoji I'm not paid to say this but the
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one thing that works for me in my relationship with my computer is [ __ ] Amazon delivery they are
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ruthlessly they just leave it they take a picture they throw it over the gate they you can trace it it's not
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sophisticated it's just really efficient and then other algorithms who try to watch the show and they're wrestling
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with you that you're really in a you're an emotional fist fight for an hour
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listen I'm not paid by emojis but I I spend for how old I am which is late 30s
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I spend most of my day looking for funny emoj too much time that's great too much time
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I don't have a setting where I start to type it in and it shows up so I have to [ __ ] old school raw dog it and go
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look for whatever we talk about nothing too much I will say well nothing is good because here's a nothing yeah so you're
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you're kind of busy in life because I don't want to make this show business you're busy and you're getting uh requests for something on your emails
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and you kind of you punt on them meaning later later later and then you land
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Thanksgiving vacation so now you have to disappoint people you know no I can't
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make it I would like I won't be available I can so you're a horrible person but my therapist said to me
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always say to yourself it's good for them the people asking but is it good for
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you then she goes can you do this charity for my kid and you're like really say it's good for you was it good
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for me and she goes you got an A+ you're half off today so that'll be $700
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um what about we're doing a gig in Fantasy Springs you know that we're doing a gig I know it's funny this is
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our first big public gig since we started the since we started the podcast
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we've done some live uh podcast but just Spade Garvey Fantasy Springs Palm
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Springs what's it called Fantasy Land Fantasy Spring think I played there it's like 7,000 seats we better pull up our
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socks be great pull up our socks and give him the good stuff well we don't know who should I don't want to follow
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this Dandy who who figure that out this Dandy is in top fit shape and and I'm
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just working on it I just did Reno dude I did uh my last two gigs of the year we might do a we might do a show at The
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Comedy Store next week me and you we might do a podcast but uh that'll be announced that be fun yeah let's do that
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uh we got so this show this this coat which pops and obviously everyone's buzzing about it and the chat rooms are
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buzzing right now well but I only wore it because all I had was my boring gray
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v-neck and a white T-shirt and I didn't want to go in my gervitz Halloween
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costume that's what he wears to every lunch yeah I'm sorry is this Prada I'm sorry is this cashmir I'm sorry I'm
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sorry I have a shirt just like yours except mine's expensive this is the world's greatest leather jacket never to
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be made again I just brought it out because I don't want the heat on cuz I I worry about the climate so it's cold in this house you're always worried you see
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it doesn't have belt buckles or fanciness it's very thin it's so people can see it you won't be able to find it
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anywhere I'm sure you've had that experience you get a really cool jacket a great shirt and then and then it it
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gets lost or something never again they never make they literally go everyone hated this coat we're not making anymore
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and I'm like oh it's my favorite coat but okay got it right let's let's get a heavy leather coat with belt buckles on
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it before we get to a couple stories and also we have surprise guests Rob gronowski and Julian Edelman um from the
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football Fame for for football go sports All Pro Superstar
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football players and Super Bowl winners yeah a good podcast name would be go
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sports because that's what people say when they don't know anything about the sports they're at they're like go sports go they they don't say for the team or
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anything yeah they don't get it they don't know it's all I I would the kids would play uh you know C yo basketball
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like three- foot tall people doing basketball you know it's just it's so funny that age group of kids trying to
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do basketball and they're double dripping running around and this one dad all he would do was yell get the ball
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just get the ball get the ball he scream at the whole game this one guy had a kid who was six feet tall in fifth grade and
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that kid had like 60 rebounds I go your son's got 60 rebounds boy he's tall he goes it's got nothing to do with his
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height he just wants the ball he just wants it oh yeah nothing nothing hard
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worker yeah he could be 3 three and still get the ball okay go
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ahead how about this Dana I was in Sacramento doing a show sack of tomatoes
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MH I was in sack and then I had to drive to Reno simple enough on paper yeah you
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you could do that and Alex Murray my uh guys that book my road gigs are like [ __ ] Colonel Tom Parker they're like
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Elvis you can do another one so I just like I'm just getting like bar let down
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your family do you that's what he would do to Elvis yeah you don't like money Elvis be like
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I think I'd like to take a break Colonel Tom maybe just a week off you want to hurt your daddy no sir uh let's where do
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I go poor guy he already got a new belt what does he need I have millions of dollars it wasn't a belt it was a dinner
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plate with a leather strap around it that was large felt I can't imagine
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Elvis's response when the uh Colonel Tom said all right elvas we got your outfit
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for Vegas let's unveil it they unveiled the curtain and it's like the white jumpsuit with the Bell
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Bots hey why why do I got to have a dinner plate for a belt buckle and bell bottoms and a big old collar that sounds
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of some kind of Macy's Farm why why do I got to wear what Whitney Cummings wears
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in her podcast or did he like it I like Elvis when he com let's have her back on
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she's a she's a pistol did you have a good Thanksgiving I is it already over that's
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right I love everyone knows we don't even know when these yeah did you did I'm look it's Thanksgiving time this is
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the thanksgiv did you have a good Thanksgiving week people don't know that we're filming this in June or something
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from last year we we stack them in August and then spread them out throughout the year Dana would you
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rather I'm going to tell you about Thanksgiving in a second would you rather if it's snowing mhm raining drive
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from Sacramento to Reno uh with chains mandatory chains takes roughly 5
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hours or through Doner pass over over Doner pass and then drop
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down because you're trying to get to Reno yeah oh you're trying to get to Reno well you would just get on the 80
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and just just the 8 and go over the 8,000 foot thing where it's going to be
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a wide out you're going to have to get CHS on or not chain mandatory chains people don't understand you're getting
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paid to transport you're not playing Sacramento you're not playing Reno you're getting paid to get David Spade
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to Sacramento and then get David Spade to Reno in blizzard in a blizzard let's
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just call it what it is and they're saying and then all the locals are like I don't know I go it's probably like a no-brainer it's easier I don't need to
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fly and they're like well I mean Don are pass where they eat everybody you know about that
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story yeah make sure before you get the Doner pass you've had a good meal at a
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diner or something cuz something about the ghost of Don pass you start eating your wife's leg before you think about
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it they said for people don't know they would remind me oh I go what happened there they go oh I think only 80 people
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got stuck there and they ate 40 of them it's the real story there's a
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documentary on it yeah the real story we shouldn't go into it on a on a a fun podcast I'm the mayor of Tahoe City and
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I say eat before you get in that General vicinity of yeah Don but then if you eat a lot then you're going to be the first
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one E10 right uh yeah they would pick straws some some did very well you know
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some some but but basically they were found by people in Sacramento they were
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discovered but they couldn't get them all over the path so then more eating they thought you ate people yeah but
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we're not going to do anymore we just got rescued and then they did more but then they left they weren't back in time so guess what we'll you're for dinner
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hey Wilbur then they got home and they just did it by habit they ate their friend hey hey hey Steve hey [ __ ] I
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just ate you see the barbecue there can you can you lay on it put put two and
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two together uh hard to get a funny light
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cannibal joke but anyway you made it to Reno did you crush both Reno was super
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fun um that Reno's a great crowd my new specials Precious Cargo should be coming
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out in April is it Precious Cargo uh oh closer to you Heather's fixing the camera oh the laptop I don't want to
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ruin the illusion people think I'm just sitting here but there is a laptop involved um let's do uh a couple things
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and we'll get to those guys MH uh let's show let's do a couple stories anything we'll just do a quick quick version of
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this okay this is a quick version because we're getting to okay here we go oh no crypto investor P story I was
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going to save this but it's too [ __ ] juicy crypto investor pays 6.2 million
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for a duct tape banana on a wall now I heard about this story CU I'm I really
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have my ear to the tracks in the art world my brother's very involved so this
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is the kind of weirdo stuff my brother would love Andy once did an art
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exhibit in a space in New York where he had all cactuses lined on the bottom of
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the FL in a small place and all helium balloons on the ceiling and they would just eventually come down and pop so
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it's just about eventually we're all going to die it was pretty heavy and everyone's like this
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heavy man heavyocity so it was cool though I thought anyway this guy someone
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artist in quotes taped a banana to a wall with duct tape and said this is Art
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yeah and then they took it to I think art basil and they call it comedian
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and so it happened five years ago and then I think after a while someone saw it
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ripped it off and ate it and said that's my art performance art I'm eating your art
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did you ever go to art museums and walk around and see the French impress impressionist well you mean the real
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look well Bernie Bernie Brin our former manager got rest of Soul used to go yeah
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we you guys should make fun of fake art fake art it's it's fake can I tell you
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the most outrageous fake art that I've heard of because my brother was living in New York and he's an artist too worse than the tape banana oh yeah so this
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artist what he did was he made a fa floor so you'd walk in you go up a step
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so you're going to the art museum and you're up on and then you see a thing and it says that the artist is naked
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underneath the floor I'm not making this up crawling and pleasuring himself and that was the
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Art Exhibit yeah I mean
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respon it sounds okay no I'm saying I I get it because I've seen a great piece
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of art performance naked people close together like this in an art space and
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the crowd has to walk through them and kind of bump through and that's it I mean there's a woman that just sits and
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stares at you are we in the wrong business I mean if you're getting are we
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in the wrong business thought crypto was a scam I mean my God I'm in the wrong Biz I'm I'm I'm traveling over Doner
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pass spraying my body with raid so no one eats me you're like ever you got ice
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picks out and boots and sweaters get up here go Propel the show's at 8:30 carrat
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Toops opening not a Chili's in sight nowhere
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to eat they go ready for dinner and I go is there a Chili's and they go
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y so don pass is all the way to it's all the way I I don't know what I don't know
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I just ever had this one first world problem you order youve time your dinner for room service because you want to
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just get energy but not be stuffed to go to do the show and you're like oh it's a little late or I can't well and you call
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back oh so sorry man we forgot to put it in yeah and the stove broke do you want
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some potato chips yeah there's a vending machine on your floor Road road work I think that's that's the
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book all right life on the road yeah everything but the show that's what the
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book's called yeah show is fun uh okay so I guess we're over the
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banana and the banana and the tail I mean it's crypto Is that real money and did the guy who bought it is is it it's
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speculative I like the fake crypto guy bought the fake art I just think it's all money laundering in my own humble
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opinion but you're just buying something that MH say costs a lot and then you can
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sell it to someone else he spends a lot I I don't know well there is there is a hypnotic thing if you put a number like
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a comedian demands $100,000 for a corporate date they go well that guy that guy's a $100,000
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comedian yeah and that painting right there I don't know if I like it that's A10 million painting I'm starting to
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like it so what I do like it's like baseballs sign Michael Jordan I mean there's some stuff I think are cool that
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are like one-of a kind thing that feel asset that it's scarcity to that there's
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only so many Michael um Michael Douglas or Michael Michael Johnson all the
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Michael Michael Jordan there's it's scarcity and so that creates memorabilia like that like I have the beagles
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Capital record signed by all four and that's worth pretty good amount yeah give me maybe that for my birthday okay
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here's the next one cheating on your spouse is no longer a crime in New York was it a crime
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what what what was it a crime that's first question is it adultery is no
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longer a crime in New York after Governor Kathy is it hoel hok h repealed
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a uh 117 year old law that classified as a Mis oh misdemeanor n okay misdemeanor
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for 90 days in jail I mean how many times have they convicted people I think they just the the
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punishment is you get divorced well what they do if it's a guy cheating they give him female jailers and see if he'll
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cheat again it's a woman cheating they give a male jailers see if she'll cheat
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again that's the little game they used to play and chaplain would set up little weird 1910 cameras and anyway dude that
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that show Cheaters was was rough but I used to watch it so rough they they a girl would go I think
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my dude's cheating and then they follow him with the camera crew to their car while they're making out her hooking up she pound on the window and you got a
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whole crew of like eight Union guys filming you they come on half nak it what are you doing here I'm just I'm
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this is a work friend there's so much content I'm just going to say there's so much you're in the wrong business again
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you could be on you could be on the crew of cheaters let's just make reality shows what are we doing God dang here's
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my new reality show you want to hear it this is a real idea okay it's called I'm around and it's basically me and my
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loser friends because every time we go to lunch you we walk back to the car and he's like all right let me know what's going on I'm around I go okay well I got
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a gig Saturday but I'm around and they go okay I gotta go do this but then I'm
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around I'm around someone's around I think it's shy men to be afraid of
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showing their feelings I'm around rather than hey man I'll call you let's let's get together go to a movie it's a very
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casual if you want to go yeah I'm around I've distilled life to this can I just
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put this out here yeah life is just about most of life for almost everyone is just uh you want to you want to go
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over over there yeah okay hey maybe tomorrow we'll we'll go over there yeah I think I'm I'm going to go uh over
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there again too true yeah just hanging out and going places Jerry used to
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say you want to go out and then you want to go back so you be out let's go out
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everybody go out we're out we're out I think I'm going to go in let's go yeah hey what' you do what did you do today
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uh oh we went to uh went to a park then we went to this little uh little
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restaurant that's a good day how many more days you think you have on planet
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Earth 600,000 days of want to go over here tragic it's too you want to go over
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there Bak Bleak oh my dad used to
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go I stayed in this little flea bag hotel and uh Bleak it's quite bleak ble
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is a funny word okay well let's get to these guys are we doing One More Story what do you want to do up to you one
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more story okay oh oh talk about wealth
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and excess the Kardashians got a private now this is not shocking to anyone
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private showing of wicked before you don't have to play the sound if it's too
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loud but uh oh what it's like to be rich because yesterday the Kardashians revealed that Ariana Grande and Cynthia
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rivo threw them and their families aate screening of the wicked movie Take a Look Kim Kardashian posted this on her
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story those balloons alone are over my budget so they have all these popups they have a green Wicked carpet they
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have one trillion flowers streamers they're the cheapest thing in the book there so this is in their house some one
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of their wings of the house screens and then like a full toy store of wicked
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stuff from Ariana well it's a normal childhood for the kids don't get spoiled
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this is a onebody else oh this is before everyone got to see it so this is even even more special way way more exclusive
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and they say kids we only do this once a week so let's not get used to it it's not it's not an everyday thing if I was
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from Boston and heard this I would say that's wicked that's wicked smart that's wicked wicked awesome that's wicked
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awesome that's wicked smart uh I love that the Kardashians have monetized hey look at
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all the stuff we have and the our and what we can do and they're still likable somehow it just sort of works for
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them what's the part no I said they were there the two
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stars were there they were there and they were like giving him everything and signing everything and just being like
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here's a Funko of myself and all right rolling and then they play it and they
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all sing along and I'm like God dang here's my guess and I don't know but uh
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um think think that the two actresses that went to the event got a paid oh
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they might have gotten paid there secret paydays going on all over the place dude I'm not a privy to them because I'm
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oh sorry I won't be available on that date excuse me um what did you say I have a gig a million you know let me
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check my calendar you know let me I maybe I can push some things around yeah I'm yeah I'll get back to you yeah must
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be rough Productions all right let's bring on our guest I'm going to go change my outfit so we can interview
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these guys me too I'm going to put on a black hooded sweatshirt because I wanted to get ready to rumble oh hoodie CU it's
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tougher it's like football yeah MH like a bellich che hoodie yeah yeah yeah okay
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so here we go we got uh we got Rob gronowski and Julian Edelman and we're going to talk about a bunch of stupid
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players Dana you're going to munch a lot over the holidays we all do oh yeah yeah
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I like bread I like butter I like texture um yeah fluffy fluffy hot and you pull it apart and
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delicious and then right at when I grab it and then I get guilty right around there like it's not good for
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me yeah I I like it bacon hot and you pull that thing across and it just
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steams your face and you're like feeling really good stuffing there's nothing
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better than stuffing pass the stuffings remember as a kid could I would you please pass the
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ever get room service like in the morning before the airport it's always squishy toes cuz it's gets
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Ro is that one of them that's that's that's a dude one oh he's got his [ __ ] shirt
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on EXC how are you Julian hey man good are
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you B well we can't start now can we I guess we can is I think Rob will be here in two
00:28:27
minutes are you in the same room with them probably not huh jeez geez anybody
00:28:32
anybody like themselves look at that wall Patriots Patriots me me me me me
00:28:37
wow and it's a little messy it reminds me of you where are your emys whoops somebody
00:28:44
likes themselves I love people have one Emmy whoops some people is he an Emmy no I'm
00:28:52
just saying I'm talking about my Awards he's got every Pop Warner this is Julian Ed behind his chair he's gone to get
00:29:00
headphones he's got a lot of Awards this guy [ __ ] pipsqueak award in third grade for guy that tried the hardest in
00:29:08
football he started yeah he started out how tall is 411 he
00:29:14
went he started High School let's tell him he's the Kevin Hart of football and he'll beat the [ __ ] out of no he's not
00:29:19
he grew but no he's he's short for that world which is like 63 or
00:29:27
something I like how he goes oh I'll go to Radio Shack where did he go they just want to say this is like
00:29:34
when people go hey I'm here I'm a half hour late and then they go I got to go to the bathroom so they touch Bas like
00:29:39
I'm at the restaurant I got to leave again don't count this is my time I'm late I'm here so he pops
00:29:46
in grank doesn't even know there's one today he's just still trying to turn his [ __ ] laptop
00:29:54
[Music] on he's in front of an Xbox right now oh
00:30:00
he is here dude he's literally phoning it in right hey buddy yeah I got a I
00:30:06
gotta unleash the snake I gotta go piss okay I gotta go lay down a King Kong
00:30:11
finger poop uh he's vertical he's vertical God that's cuz he's phoning it
00:30:17
in on his phone he's literally phoning it in yeah that we've got R
00:30:23
lights hear me I need headphones I don't know I got headphones
00:30:28
oh all I'm back actually that was the first time I wasn't taking a number two that was a number one so I'm I'm good to
00:30:35
go I like this ghetto ramshack podcast operation a kitchen chair you guys have a great set for dudes dudes on dudes I
00:30:42
mean this set is this the dude set it's pretty this is the dude show right now right we're on the your made an episode
00:30:49
or no you're you've done a few episodes this is dude's on dudes on steroids cuz we're doubling up with you two so thank
00:30:55
you guys [ __ ] yeah dudes dud dude what up dude how you doing dud
00:31:03
dud remember that old you guys wouldn't remember this old Sandler album where dud it it was dude hey buddy hey dude
00:31:12
buddy dude that was the old old days that was on one of those old album
00:31:18
it was first album and it was called bu yeah and we all played we just talk like
00:31:24
that dude buddy buddy dude and then homie Chris Rock was homie uh I don't know why um anyway guys
00:31:32
thanks for coming uh I'm sorry one of us two of us were late look at Rob left
00:31:38
again there we go I just wanted to turn off that back it was annoying better uhuh Dana I will tell you quickly to
00:31:45
briefly let you know who these guys are um I know all about they broke my heart
00:31:51
many times I was oh yeah but I became a Patriots fan at some point you had to
00:31:58
have to yeah like the chiefs of the day can you explain how we broke your heart Dana like who's your team then yeah
00:32:06
didn't you just did you take apart my niners at some point was it 49ers oh I mean we didn't really play the 49ers we
00:32:13
played him like two times in our career we never played him in the playoffs or anything so you can't be too
00:32:19
disappointed who did you beat in your Super Bowls you have four three who'd you beat who'd you whip ass on come on
00:32:26
dudes Falcons destroy Seahawks [ __ ] [ __ ] go ahead Seahawks
00:32:33
[Applause] and Ravens who we lost in Indie against
00:32:38
the Giants Sor sub yeah that was bad gr Super Bowl we've lost two Super Bowls
00:32:47
in cold weathers Cities Minnesota and Indianapolis is it a real thing when
00:32:52
they say they're playing outside like the Dolphins are playing in the snow they're not going to do well because they're not used to it yeah that's a
00:32:58
real thing 100% I mean you're kind of just used to that warm weather and right when you hit that warm weather you're
00:33:04
kind of like warmed up and you're loose and all that good stuff when you come up to the cold man it's a whole different
00:33:09
feel especially in the in the hitting game I mean yeah you can run around and run routes and not get touched but the
00:33:16
soon as you have contact and it's freezing cold out it's a whole different type of mentality that you got to have
00:33:22
and you got to kind of establish that throughout time so yes it's a it's a big
00:33:27
Advantage if you're up in New England but it's also an advantage for the hot weather team when we go there like we Lo
00:33:33
we always used to lose to Miami in you know December when you know it's freaking 30 degrees 20 degrees in Boston
00:33:41
you go down it's 92 with 80% humidity in Florida like that's tough for us you
00:33:47
always have a home field advantage of where you're at which is going to be really cool to see in this new college
00:33:52
football playoff with you know these SEC teams having to go up to the Big 10 go
00:33:57
up to Ohio or Michigan or or vice versa to see the you know the big 10 schools
00:34:03
go down to the SEC and play in the heat that's that's part of home field advantage are you mad that you don't get
00:34:08
paid to play college that would have been nice right I can't even imag I you look at the damn player lot of Georgia
00:34:15
there's like seven Lamborghinis I I played the NFL for 12 years I never seen that many lamborghin
00:34:22
they can't leave College it's a pay cut right with the and I I mean you guys they're making 4 million the gymnast
00:34:28
who's very attractive when you watch a game it's like this the quarterback who's a transfer from Georgia just threw
00:34:34
it to the halfback who's a transfer from ASU it's just like Jesus it's hard to keep track of who's on what but I know
00:34:40
everyone's making way more money than me it is it's it is hard to keep track and there eventually has to be a rule in
00:34:45
place to kind of you know manage it a lot you know better than what it is right now I mean like five transfers you
00:34:52
can possibly have is kind of ridiculous they need to limit down the amount of transfers you can have throughout your
00:34:57
college career and then also eventually I feel like there might need to be like a salary cap for each team yeah no [ __ ]
00:35:03
it's like so unfair like Georgia Alabama they mean they got boosters that are billionaires and they can just boom
00:35:08
write any type of check and then you go like to the Mach schools and like those guys like there's there's no boosters or
00:35:14
anything that are writing big checks like that it's so unfair but like it needs to be managed and like there has
00:35:20
to be some type of because it's so new right I agree that I think Michigan just snaked a guy it's a w w West still I mean to be a
00:35:28
free agent every year for the the player that's got to I mean that would be insane that's you don't even get that in
00:35:34
pro football I mean you could literally go play a really good year in Alabama and make like six million bucks and then
00:35:41
say I'm g hit the transfer portal and go make 10 million at like Georgia which that's crazy you're a free
00:35:48
agent every year what would you ask for wait if I was in college yeah what
00:35:55
would you be your bottom line yeah 2 million three and a Lambo I don't know I I was
00:36:01
so happy it would be fun to figure out what your worth was like who's coming to you with what you be like that poultry
00:36:07
[ __ ] I'm not going for that because you look at other guys you go am I better than that guy am I better than
00:36:12
that guy right that's how it where does I'm sorry I just need to I I'm not an expert on this where does name image and
00:36:18
likeness integrate with this transferring and getting more money is it just a separate lane or is it well
00:36:24
first off Dana it's not really name image likeness that's just but it's really just getting paid by the
00:36:31
boosters or the whoever is paying them because these guys I my life right now is name image likeness I'm an ambassador
00:36:38
for a couple companies same with Julian I actually have to go out there and go to these companies business meetings and
00:36:43
meet everyone and mingle and go on air and talk about the business these guys oh here you go here's a check for your
00:36:49
name image likeness and you just go out and play football so they're technically not getting paid for that they're
00:36:54
technically just getting paid to go play football but some of them are influencers and have like 20 million
00:37:00
Instagram followers and stuff and that's those are the guys yes those are the guys taking advantage of their situation
00:37:07
right now in college so then they can have a long-term program so those influencers and ticktockers or bloggers
00:37:14
or whatever they are they're building a fan base now so then say when football's done with or they go to the NFL then
00:37:20
when the NFL is done with they're building their fan base up so then when they're done playing sports they they can go out there and and still have an
00:37:27
audience and still make some big money I guess whatever happened to keeping the main thing the main thing like football
00:37:33
I know I know I was about to say remember Juju Smith with his Tik toks and people didn't love it yeah so you
00:37:39
come in going look how many followers I have I'm I'm a regular Dixie Deo and they're like well how about just play
00:37:45
football put your phone in your locker and then let's see what happens at the end of the year too old school I mean
00:37:51
you know look at the Tyson F I mean you know Fame equals money I mean you guys
00:37:58
fight each other for 20 million each or would you fight Rob would fight Tyson
00:38:04
for five million I would I would definitely I think I would fight anyone out there in the world in the boxing
00:38:09
ring not UFC UFC is too much I mean that's brutal but I would box anyone in
00:38:14
the world right now for eight figure payday hands down I would quit everything in train for five months
00:38:20
eight what happened I said fig that means under 10 is nine figures 10 and you do it for I need eight figures Dana
00:38:26
if I'm my head knocked in I need some I need some well let's just break it down you as a boxer so you're you're
00:38:33
basically 6566 260 or what are I'll break it down for
00:38:39
you right now me and my yeah break it down okay I this is for you
00:38:46
what okay what we okay was the front for us or the back I
00:38:53
gave you a side cuz I'm your side I wanted to know what you're like are you that Su dial do you take a lot of
00:38:59
punishment do you delve out punishment do you do you hold a lot do you you do you have a jab do you have a hook do you
00:39:05
I mean what kind of boxer be a clincher let's ask this friend Julian what kind of boxer is this guy you know what he is
00:39:12
give hay maker he's gonna try to get you with the hay maker early okay he's got
00:39:18
Long Reach if we could work his jab because he could be really nasty with the jab because he's got like an eight
00:39:23
foot reach probably he's going to be taller he's going to have eight foot reaches pretty good yeah I think uh if
00:39:30
we can get his jab going just all he's got to do is connect once and the guy's done I feel like Jake
00:39:36
Paul is very tough guy but I think Rob could get in there and mix it up a little bit he I would fight Jake Paul I
00:39:41
would 100% like I said I'd fight anyone in the ring if the payday is right I quit everything right on the spot and
00:39:47
train I would actually love to do that man I would have a purpose of just being able to quit everything because everyone
00:39:53
would understand and then have a purpose of just becoming a freaking AB abute
00:39:58
animal out there again unit and then it's a mystery fight and then at the end you find out it's
00:40:05
bellich oh now what I mean if it was Bel it would be like the fight that we just
00:40:12
saw the main event I would just throw a couple DS and then I was back off be like coach I love you too much just
00:40:17
whispering to each other and nudging like tight I'll let him a couple punches
00:40:23
let him feel good but that that's all dude I like that Jake Paul fight when like third round he's like Whispering
00:40:29
don't hit me so hard Tyson you know the deal you initialed it you docu signed it I'm like okay okay guys did he say that
00:40:38
it seemed like it yeah I mean it was kind of like every
00:40:43
time Tyson had a shot he'd pull back I go all the rumors are true this isn't I don't know wait a minute are you saying
00:40:50
that sporting event might have been fixed are you going on record it wasn't
00:40:55
even called like a boxing match it was like this is an entertainment thing I think it was actually categorized as a a
00:41:01
real a sanction it goes on their record it was a San box
00:41:07
F four boxing that's that they counting that jesel pel all right let's get to
00:41:13
the hard questions Let's uh let's ask some questions of These Guys these guys come on I like it hard let's hear it
00:41:19
yeah okay good hey man you how that's why you guys came up with nut house is that so you guys are businessmen now
00:41:26
you're starting an Empire basically Nut House Productions I looked at it right right right right so far we're right
00:41:33
correct correct and the show the new podcast is called dudes dudes on dudes dudes on dud dudes that's right dudes on
00:41:40
dudes but you guys because you superstars in your other profession probably it transs like like
00:41:48
it did with Michael Jordan and others like competitive right like you want to build this and just be monsters right
00:41:54
because that makes life interesting that means you're you're going to build this thing out as a giant production it's
00:42:00
less painful less hurt on we're Relentless like Julian always says and we're not going to stop until we get
00:42:05
there baby yeah we might have a couple bloopers a couple mess ups but knowing Julian as a teammate out on the field he
00:42:12
always gets back up when he gets knocked down and same with myself you knock us down we're gonna keep fighting and we're
00:42:17
g to keep fighting until we win that Championship baby yeah that's a good have you ever after someone tackled you
00:42:23
during a game just stood up and said you do that again I'll kill you [ __ ] have you ever said that to an opposing
00:42:30
did you not see Rob do a [ __ ] did you not see him in Buffalo when he gave the people's elbow to a [ __ ] he dropped
00:42:37
his elb on a guy because he got mad at him I got mad at him he kept holding me I didn't tell him hey if you hold me
00:42:42
again I'm on a people's elb I'm but he just he literally went down and did a people I
00:42:49
like it's called a people's elbow that's how far away I am from the NFL the people's El is the Dwayne Johnson The
00:42:55
Rock in the WWE you Dr it on the football field David right right you all your weight on them
00:43:02
yeah no but I think with with with nut house we enjoy doing it we're not we're
00:43:09
competitive yeah but we're not looking at where we want to bring it right now
00:43:15
we're still just diving into the operation and and trying to make the product as best as possible worrying
00:43:21
about what we can with with the show and and trying to make our chemistry kind of like yours
00:43:27
very Bo we're 150 in you [ __ ] and uh we don't know what we're doing by the
00:43:33
way Jules are you at that goddamn Mansion I drive by that I've driven by before I won't say where no I moved God
00:43:40
dang [ __ ] the rich get richer all right now on the roast we're friends with Nikki Glazer well we're friends
00:43:46
with all those guys I have a few questions just quickly you did this roast with Tom um did okay first of all
00:43:54
like when we did the roast I did the Rob low one we didn't know each other's jokes ahead of time do you guys did you guys know each other's jokes no we not
00:44:01
no but we we would have to tell our jokes to the room and then they didn't tell us if someone had a joke that they
00:44:08
would say like uh you can't use that one oh it bumps with somebody yeah yeah and to what room writer's room writer's room
00:44:15
yes correct oh you had to get up and say them yeah I I went to The Comedy Store
00:44:21
and [ __ ] performed my jokes oh I should have gone down there terrified
00:44:26
thank God there was 15 like frat kids there that loved football so I could say anything and they were going to laugh
00:44:33
but I was up there and I was reading my jokes off of paper and I did like I did 12 minutes I wanted to like test jokes
00:44:40
that's a lot yeah and it was it was I was so terrified it was it was really
00:44:47
stepping outside of my comp oh that makes you sick that's so scary to go in front of people and read those yeah that's that's normal for real who wrote
00:44:54
did you have someone write with you did you have someone help right they they have roast Riders I
00:45:00
think yeah there's I have my own team and then we worked with their team and
00:45:05
we kind of formulated and threw a bunch of [ __ ] at the wall and then I went to the store and and set them all and kind
00:45:12
of said all right this one's a good one they didn't like this one they and it's very hard to say hey guys we're roasting
00:45:19
tombre it's not the same exact scenario because they're ready for regular now when you go to the roast everyone's
00:45:25
lasered in this is about this blah blah blah so I've seen like Nikki go in okay
00:45:31
guys here's what I'm doing I'm hosting the MTV Awards picture Green Day here
00:45:36
it's just it's just not the you don't get the exact same reaction but you get a feel like this one might work so
00:45:41
that's good and Rob you did the same thing I'm sorry did you say that yeah mine was similar I actually had like three different phone calls with the
00:45:47
writers I just wanted to understand the feel of you know of the type of material that I had for Tom and other people that
00:45:53
were going to be there and then they kind of wrote some jokes for me I actually have a friend who's an absolute Maniac who when he's on fire he's on
00:46:00
fire it can come up with anything so he wrote four of my jokes and then I actually wrote four of my jokes as well
00:46:07
and then all the other jokes were from the writers so uh you know it was just a team effort but at the end once you have
00:46:14
your whole script you tell the writers what you're gonna say and then they figure it out hey you can't say that
00:46:19
because someone else is already saying so it wasn't repeated how much fear compared to when
00:46:25
you're starting a football doing public speaking going to a Podium you got all these comedians it's a
00:46:31
global event I mean I W it was pretty it was an amazing BR and you guys are coming out there and you're following
00:46:37
people I mean where was your nerve level I'm sure you couldn't compare it to Athletics but it it's intense it took me
00:46:44
years to get used to doing it took me three years without being just terrified to do standup you know dude I was I mean
00:46:51
it was it was really scary because we we're football players we're not comics and then you're you're following [ __ ]
00:46:59
Pros yeah shoters huge event I I'm so thankful I had that rep before uh at the
00:47:06
store because it gave me like a rep of it but I was I was definitely terrified
00:47:12
just because that's not that's not what we do I know I that's why I was just asking
00:47:17
and the size of the crowd is bigger than normal standup it's crazy yeah there was 10,000 what was it the Forum there's
00:47:23
like but the cool thing about it was you only saw the people you didn't see the crowd you saw like the they had um a
00:47:31
bunch of tables for people that were going to be made fun of or associated
00:47:37
with people so you saw a lot of your friends in the crowd I didn't you so that that was kind of cool and also
00:47:44
everyone knows you're not a professional standup so there is usually Goodwill you
00:47:49
know because they understand it's not what you do for a living right now but how how was your nerve level rob you were relaxed we're we're crazy psychos
00:47:55
man that's why we won so many Championship together is that Julian wants to be the best even though that's
00:48:01
not his profession I wanted to be the best up there even though that's not my profession I mean Bill wants to be the
00:48:06
best you know when you sign up for something you know we want to be the best and we're super competitive and
00:48:11
that's why I feel like that whole group right there we won so many championships and why we went to the playoffs every
00:48:17
single year because of that competitive nature but my nerves were my nerves were cooking a little bit that's why between
00:48:23
Julian you know myself and Kevin Hart we are all three a row and we literally finished a bottle of tequila before we
00:48:30
even went up there and that definitely helped out cuz when I got up there that tequila just went it went it went Z and
00:48:37
it was just game on baby and also wait a minute so before you went out you had at least five shots six shots on stage
00:48:44
probably they stage we were drinking by the time he got to the podium how many shots did tequila I don't know Jules
00:48:50
what I probably six to seven seven okay yeah six to seven i kep m i i i pre I a
00:48:57
prerequisite of my cocktail before so I I tried my cocktail of what I was going to do before at the store so I could
00:49:04
dial in my oh wow you're prepared I have to say that the nerves erase a lot of
00:49:10
your Buzz sometimes so you're really drunker than you think because you're so [ __ ] giddy yeah with all the energy
00:49:16
and the adrenaline that you go I don't even know if I'm drunk I'm just yeah and you're too [ __ ] up feel it as much if you're adrenaline that's what happened
00:49:22
to me and also it it kind of sucked waiting your turn cuz once your turn was over you know you killed it it felt so
00:49:29
good just to watch rest of the show like it was like laid back relax or you get something stepped on that's what I was
00:49:35
scared because Nikki I thought was first and uh when someone goes before and they do jokes I'm like oh my God I'd be going
00:49:41
[ __ ] that steps on this joke oh do I got to take that one out and who do you tell it's live you're like do I text someone
00:49:46
like get rid of that joke it bumps exactly with Kevin Hart's joke it's the same thing that's the hard part that's where the writers have to make sure
00:49:53
unless you're ad libbing or something but I'm sure ad libs come out because it's live and just in the moment you
00:49:59
want to add a tagline or I was watching so I I was really amazed with the
00:50:05
professionalism of all like the comics that went up there and and with Kevin Hart and watching him how he was off the
00:50:12
teleprompter like how he he would hit a couple things on the prompter then ad lib and then go back to the prompter
00:50:18
scary I was watching who was reading their jokes and who was it and Rob went
00:50:23
up there and sitting there looking at his prompter then I'm looking and he went
00:50:30
completely Rogue he just started going on his own rant it was crazy it was like fun to see who was using their prompter
00:50:36
and who wasn't and went full Rogue on the prompter and just started going Rob
00:50:42
on them and then you don't know where you're coming back to because they're like the prompter goes down and they go are we is this this part and then you're
00:50:48
like because you know live a lot of those R like the one I did they can they trim it from 3 hours down like an hour
00:50:54
and a half so they're cutting all the fat out all the mistakes it's more fun to see the mistakes and see what's
00:51:00
really happening definitely I think so yeah did anything shock you did you hear jokes that like you were like oh [ __ ]
00:51:06
we're doing this did you were your feelings hurt or did you ever observe anyone else who you felt like their
00:51:12
feelings were hurt because that's the Livewire reality show aspect of Roose
00:51:17
you're laughing but then I've seen Roose where whoa that person's really wounded
00:51:23
right now you know I guess that's part of it but did you witness or yourselves did ever you know did you get your
00:51:29
feelings hurt at all no I don't think anyone got their feelings hurt and that's what made that rose that much more special and it also kind of makes
00:51:36
you stronger as a person as well if you can just take those beatings and lashings in front of millions of people
00:51:42
and in front of a crowd of 20 plus thousand people in front of all your good friends as well I mean it makes you
00:51:48
strong mentally and that's why I loved it I mean I can go around anywhere now whatever people say about me actually
00:51:54
that roast literally kind of freak up I don't care what people say call me an idiot call me dumb like whatever I was
00:52:00
in front of millions of people and that happened like so it's no big deal and I think that's what made the show so
00:52:06
special too is everyone took the beating and no one was actually truly heard about it that's what the really that's
00:52:12
what the locker room is I mean no one's safe in the locker room everyone's getting made fun of it was just
00:52:19
public well when I did the roast they go like it's hard to see someone walk up and go you know everyone says Spade has
00:52:26
huge ears and I'm like wait what's going on wait what does everyone say because
00:52:31
you're never hearing everything people are saying so whenever when they start a joke with I think we're all in agreement
00:52:38
and then it's like some horrible thing about you and you go and you're trying to brace like oh okay that was too much
00:52:43
I'm going to mark that down I got to talk to them after I got to mark that one down because there's so many coming at you you just go holy [ __ ] that's why
00:52:50
I never did him for so long cuz I'm too much of a [ __ ] to take it it's just so out of left field I think it's crazy to
00:52:56
hear you analyze the the show like we don't think
00:53:02
about that you're s you guys are Pros so you're sitting there like oh he hit that so I'm gonna [ __ ] bring this to him I
00:53:08
want to go up early like that that's a deal breaker they go I go put me up early because by the time like uh Andrew
00:53:15
Schultz got on he has great jokes but it's hard to just get the effect when you've heard you're Numb by this point
00:53:21
Nikki Nikki had the best spot there I think she was third or fourth yeah Kevin Hart warmed
00:53:27
people were very good it'sing and then there's a wave that she caught and she was incredibly prepared I mean she
00:53:34
worked like for six weeks or something night after night taping recording but
00:53:39
yeah late on it's just like you know do you guys uh do professional athletes still uh snap the towel because I
00:53:46
haven't been in a locker room since I was did they ever did they T when he was in high school there was snapping his
00:53:52
ass snapping towel but I actually I was like the size I guess juli and you were 100 pounds you went into high school I
00:53:58
was 92 you could have beat the [ __ ] out of me even then but football guys would just pick me up like by my just throw me
00:54:05
against the locker you know in high school uh oh Rob don't come back I think we offended Rob yeah oh there he is no I
00:54:12
I was uh I was 169 pounds in high school so as a freshman no as a as a sixth
00:54:21
grader and I was so smart and intelligent oh good for you academics
00:54:27
were high school that's wait a right you were a math math Wiz literally right in high
00:54:33
school I'm gonna fact check this Jules Jules come on
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now a pod I don't know where we are but it doesn't matter it doesn't
00:54:46
matter no I shockingly got cut from football actually the coach I got I was
00:54:52
supposed to do a 10 yard button hook I did about a 12 yard so I took it right in the [ __ ] Grill and uh the coach walked me aside like I
00:54:59
was Lucas like that old movie he's like hey kid let's go get you a snow cone and then uh walked me off the field and then
00:55:07
off the campus just to say I don't think football's for you yeah who would want a snow cone if they could have an actual
00:55:13
ice cream bar or something snow cone unless it's 110 degre but I was a star
00:55:21
lost I was a star in flag football um many touchdowns per game stuff like that
00:55:27
but then when it came to tackle football A guy ran me over and I just said I'm leaving the [ __ ] they they were playing
00:55:35
flag football back then this is this is in the 60s John
00:55:40
Brody you guys don't go that far back he was a 49p quarterback gave me my certificate
00:55:48
MVP flag football was way more civilized there was it was you know flag they you
00:55:54
weren't really getting tackled they were just flag are you guys going to play flag in the Olympics which I don't think
00:55:59
should be a sport I wish I if I was in my Prime I would I can't run anymore for
00:56:05
real yeah I was gonna ask you guys that but it's maybe it's 100% if if you could
00:56:10
go to the Olympics like I don't even that that Sport's completely different but I'd be able to it's not what like you guys did
00:56:17
you have to Juke Rob can you run I would be just the Red Zone threat you know put
00:56:23
all these little guys in that can run right now I can still run decently but not not like how I used to be able to
00:56:28
but I could still go up there and make a play over the guy that's 5'8 you know in the red zone and score because that's
00:56:35
what I do I'm a scorer baby I only score that's what we see when we think of you I want to ask you guys this question
00:56:41
what's bravver in the pocket as a quarterback knowing people are coming from your Blind Side to kill you
00:56:48
basically or being a receiver going up for the ball and knowing the hits coming
00:56:54
you're not complete protected are they equal but they both they seem like the toughest mental positions to put
00:57:00
yourself in in that situation as quarterback or receiver no no they're not equal because I want to ask as a
00:57:08
receiver you have momentum as well when you're going up for the ball you're running full speed and that defensive
00:57:14
back or safety or linebacker is running full speed the other way so it's like a it's like a head-on collision with two
00:57:19
guys going full speed in the pocket you're just still and the guy that's coming for you he's already getting pushed around it's not like he's teeing
00:57:26
off running full speed like he can might just grab you with the arm and then throw you down so it's it's definitely
00:57:33
more vicious to get drilled going up the middle and and not see the guy come the
00:57:38
quarterback sit in the pocket so for our Trend you had a much tougher job than
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Brady did throughout your time with the Patriots yes that is correct
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you can't even hit the quarterback anymore but back then you could hit him a little bit but uh I mean Tom played so long he was getting hit early in his
00:58:04
career yeah yeah it's it's physics so like Rob was explaining I mean if you're
00:58:11
going 16 miles hour this way this guy's this way I know there's a bigger
00:58:18
Force you know I would say I played quarterback you could you could Fe it's
00:58:24
different CU like the quarterback is throwing you somewhere when you're across the middle you you can kind of
00:58:31
feel it in the pocket sometimes you don't obviously but I think it's just the The Brute speed it going across the
00:58:38
middle you guys were both mostly car crashes but it's better to just do a straight deep route just so because
00:58:44
you're just running basically well it's also your it's an easier catch too because the ball's going away and yeah
00:58:51
and the guy with you is running with you not right at you are there where's the injury ocean at this point I mean many
00:58:58
my ners have been destroyed mcaffrey Brock pie Nick
00:59:04
Bosa um KD I mean is it just it's always been this kind of level it's it seems
00:59:10
like the team that stays healthy all things being equal of course is going to win the Super Bowl every team is one or
00:59:16
two players away they're out and the whole trajectory changes Dana I just think that using that uh using the
00:59:23
injury bug is just an excuse for your 49ers I just think they can't get the job done anymore this year buddy yeah
00:59:30
they got some injuries but so do a lot of other teams and they got so many good so many good players that can step up as
00:59:37
well and it's just not happening so you're just like everyone else in the Bay Area just make an excuse so you're
00:59:44
just saying that a dvo Samuels in a Christian mcaffrey you can get the D-League out there you're going to get
00:59:50
the same production exactly I mean we had Julian Elman and Rob gronowski out there at one point a seventh round pick
00:59:57
and I was a second round nobody coming out with out with a back talking Superstars yeah you became superar they
01:00:04
should be able to get it done and they got KD don't forget about him he only missed one game so that's technically not so you gotta love K why does Brock
01:00:12
pie doesn't make any money and I feel bad for him he makes he lives in like a one-bedroom apartment he drives in Uber
01:00:17
at night I'm like dude everyone else is bitching because they don't get 40 million a year this guy's a starting
01:00:22
quarterback on Dana's best team in football has to make a three he's making
01:00:27
less than the Georgia and Alabama quarterbacks that are in col yeah no [ __ ] go back to college dude I know no
01:00:35
but he drives a Hyundai Excel getting back to injuries yes please
01:00:41
idiot there were some of our best years we didn't win the Super Bowl because we got hurt you know what I mean I think in
01:00:47
15 we started nine and0 uh you know we lose Nate Soldier to
01:00:52
a PC Deion Lewis I broke a foot you know there's years where grank got hurt we didn't win like that's part of the game
01:00:59
and that that that goes into the offseason of the program on how they get their athletes going on their
01:01:05
performance side how they keep all their their physical and and uh their their
01:01:11
cardiovascular health all that stuff is like part of it you know so like the whole inry buug thing everyone deals
01:01:17
with it so you know if you if you're sitting there saying we're one guy away it's never that that's never the case
01:01:22
look at the Jets and most people are injured anyway yeah when they play they call it kind of
01:01:28
banged up a little bit the team's a little banged up they you're either hurt
01:01:33
or you're injured everyone's hurt everyone's hurting so did you would you
01:01:39
do you guys feel like you got out at the right time based on if you play too long with too many injuries I mean I worked
01:01:45
with dick buus on a TV show and he walked real funny and he was about 45 at
01:01:50
the time and you know they didn't know how to deal with injuries
01:01:56
in a sitcom I I I feel like I I got out right at the right time like you know I
01:02:03
was kind of still playing well but I mean I wasn't producing like how I could produce when I was 24 25 years old but I
01:02:10
was still going out there and making plays but I got out like right before I
01:02:16
was going to be absolute terrible and I feel like that's the best time to go out because you're still on top and you
01:02:22
didn't really show that you truly dropped off like out of nowhere the Super Bowl and Tampa yeah yeah well I
01:02:30
play one more year after that yeah I forgot about the following year I just think of you as he went he also went to
01:02:36
Florida and won one without bellich who they all we all love when you ruined the
01:02:41
Super Bowl trophy did they make you pay anything no no it's actually hanging up in the Patriots Hall of Fame actually we
01:02:48
made that they should pay us because we made that trophy more expensive Julian and I he threw the pitch he threw a
01:02:54
knuckle ball I freaking bunny put the den in it so Julian I'm waiting for our check because people go to the
01:03:00
Patriots Hall of Fame more people do to go to go see it exactly so hey I you
01:03:07
want some story behind I want date money for that Jules and without a doubt I have the ball that we we threw it with
01:03:14
still it's in the see that's worth something too super Super Bowl
01:03:20
MVP pretty pretty amazing that was by the way you know uh d interrup my the
01:03:26
highlight of his who's the Super Bowl MVP Julian was yeah you were yeah he's
01:03:33
Mr Super Bowl he also led the receivers and yeah he's had some great Super Bowls
01:03:39
Super Bowl MVP that's [ __ ] crazy dude it was nuts it's cooler now like you
01:03:45
didn't really care when it happened you just you were happy that it won but like now that it's over and it's like five
01:03:50
years ago you still get to live off of it [ __ ] I was dying out on that forever
01:03:58
I tell people I said live from New York it's Saturday night that's what I tell people oh yeah even though I don't even
01:04:04
know if I did but who cares Dana said it 200 times which one
01:04:11
uh live from New York I'm Dana I'm adding to my total I'm adding to my
01:04:17
total right now Dana have any of I meet somebody they're like hey what are you doing I'm like I'm a football player I'm
01:04:22
going to use that for the rest of my life now right I say that sometimes
01:04:27
that's right you guys are Gladiators you're like uh rock stars you know everyone I mean there I was talking to
01:04:34
belich about this because I'm the podcast with him by the way I did every joke and every impression I could do I
01:04:39
got him helpless I got that guy laughing his ass off it was really did you absolutely great sense of humor but when
01:04:46
you get him into football just even a one question as you guys would know it's 20 minutes of intense metrics that it's
01:04:53
pretty amazing to watch his brain go like that he's just he'll be back but um
01:04:58
yeah you guys are you know the Super Bowl and football the ratings and the money is so huge globally it's it is the
01:05:07
sport you know Oscars Em's other televised events it is football is it
01:05:13
and it attracts everybody and I just wondered about the the money the
01:05:18
billions that's going in there is it metrica to the players I mean I think the teams average 400 million each I
01:05:25
mean you're getting a piece of the television you're getting the gate is it growing growing growing or how do you
01:05:30
feel about it as a sport I mean it is the I think the playoffs are [ __ ] like I was gonna say regular
01:05:39
season yeah is crazy uh when you play in the playoffs in the Super Bowl you're
01:05:44
actually taking a pay cut because what they do is you get your salary you divide it into 17 you get paid every two
01:05:49
weeks so you can imagine what that check looks like when you go to the playoffs you're getting a you know you get 20
01:05:56
grand for the first game you get 30 grand for the second game when you when you're looking at like the Le making in
01:06:03
the playoff games with all their you know all the viewership and stuff so we
01:06:08
actually get the short end of the stick when it comes to playoff money but that's also negotiated in our collective
01:06:13
bargaining agreement we get you know a certain percentage of what the TV contracts and what the league makes but
01:06:19
it you know it never comes down like when when you're playing in the playoffs that's for like the Love of the Game now
01:06:24
see 20 Grands a lot of money but you know you look at your regular game day check you know from the regular season
01:06:31
you're putting in more work than what you're doing in the regular season you're getting paid less so you know
01:06:36
when you think about it playoffs and winning the Super Bowl I think you get like couple hundred grand three grand
01:06:43
all together it's still not even a a toenail clipping of what the League's
01:06:48
making dur I didn't even know that at all that you'd make less that's but it's an overall Rob did I read you're it's
01:06:56
it's technically a bonus right so you know Sal and then once the season
01:07:02
regular season's over you get rewarded right you know and the ratings are higher though so high someone's making
01:07:08
more yeah and Rob is it true that you just saved your salary and just lived off endorsements and all the rest yeah
01:07:15
yeah I have man it's been great I can tell you that it's been great living and uh I just you know I definitely live by
01:07:22
that model for especially like my first five six years in the NFL cuz you don't know how long you're going to play for man NFL stands for not for long you have
01:07:29
average about three years so I was like Hey I want to make sure I'm taken care of if I only play like four five years
01:07:35
in the NFL so I was living like that just so you know I didn't have to worry if I had a short career so it just
01:07:42
stayed with that model from there on out ever since because you know it was just work and how did you where did you put
01:07:47
the money is it a cash or did you I'm just curious no Investments and everything all that good stuff so it's
01:07:52
making money as well I'm living off my beer pong winnings right
01:07:58
now uh you guys first of all I think we should thank these guys we've taken enough of their time uh two dudes we
01:08:06
think you're great Dan do you have any final questions I just yeah go ahead dudes on dudes dudes on dudes with groon
01:08:12
and jewels these two guyses so the concept of our show is we basically talk
01:08:17
about three different dudes and we categorize what kind of dude they are you know dog which is someone who's
01:08:24
mentally physically emotionally tough you could be a freak A one of one you could be a dude's dude which is like a
01:08:29
glue guy in the locker room you could be a stud someone who has pedigree on everything and then you could be a whiz
01:08:36
which is someone who's Innovative and uh I think you guys would be whizzes and blue
01:08:42
guys oh okay so it can apply to comedians too not just athletes it can apply apply to anything could not just a
01:08:50
guy a dude is a figure of speech could we be uh like beasts like be a oh
01:08:55
Spade's a beast I don't know if I fig there's five categories Beast is not one of them
01:09:01
there's actually you can either be a freak freak it's kind of stud a stud a
01:09:09
wizard dog or dude's dude lck a dude's dude or
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a dog I like wrong saying Dana I don't think you understood the rules okay Ste
01:09:20
Beast was not one of the choices Steph Curry go which one is he Steph Curry with
01:09:25
whiz all right uh changed the game he he's literally he's changed NBA
01:09:32
basketball yeah Aaron
01:09:39
Rodgers we going back in the Hey Day in 2010 I would say Aaron Rogers back in
01:09:45
the hey day man just an absolute stud just the way that he can just like just
01:09:51
bullet those passes with a flick of a wrist I mean you got to be a stud muffin in order to do
01:09:56
that are you uh is Aaron coming back next year what do you think he should
01:10:02
do I don't know I thought the show was over I thought you're letting us off David how
01:10:08
is his name pronounced s saon Barkley the guy who just ran for
01:10:16
255 Barkley say say what Barkley what what is he he's a freak okay a monster I
01:10:23
agree he's a freak yeah he runs seen his legs they chafe because they're so
01:10:29
big oh yeah I have a Google alert whenever they he did a 360 jump over
01:10:35
someone like literally oh I saw that I saw that that's a [ __ ] freak this guy's taking
01:10:42
it to another level every single week which is just freaking incredible and he is freaky I mean a freak is basically
01:10:49
someone that you just look at and they look like a specimen and sequan Barkley you look at his quas and that those are
01:10:54
just a specimen quads and just how much he can lift so that's how we kind of categorize guys as well is how they
01:11:01
perform off the field sometimes what they look like and just how they play the game so Hershel
01:11:09
Walker o now you're trying to get us going I'm going the 90s no okay let's
01:11:16
Walker he's a dog yeah he's self-motivated he I mean he didn't win
01:11:22
any they didn't win any Super Bowls he play with the Oilers and who else
01:11:27
her I remember Houston so Houston yeah I mean I would say he he's a dog that dude
01:11:33
was so powerful and there was so many times where you thought he was down and he'd put his shoulder down run a guy
01:11:39
over take three guys he rob what's Julian oh actually we haven't got Julian
01:11:46
what's Rob well that comes out the mic oh yeah okay don't give it away that's the season end haven't done that I can't
01:11:53
give that away come on now give it away I'd say Rob's a freak and a stud and I'd
01:11:58
say I'm freakishly gifted and M Julian
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is a dog and a wizard and a glue I like that you can be a combo
01:12:09
those are just my blinks I don't know all right you guys are a lowed of combo us I like it yeah well okay we'll let
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you go rob we promised uh we love being comboed you guys good luck with your
01:12:22
podcast this is really really fun you see how much fun we're Dana and Spade every Thursday a new episode drops check
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us out baby hey Spade are you going to be at Craigs anytime soon I saw these guys I
01:12:38
forgot this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna
01:12:45
wife sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
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