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all right let's start this podcast here
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we go Dana three two one two fly on the
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wall um
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Superfly [ __ ] I had I had one of the
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words was right can't everyone knows no
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one knows yeah we don't even know so if
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you're confused by the two podcast we
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are too yeah back to what you say about
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you can't trust anybody we don't even
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know what people don't even know what
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one they're watching with does right
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they don't even they they're not even
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sure did David Spade play G and Dana
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Garney was he was he in Tommy Boy they
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don't
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know anything about us are they
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AI yeah they must be digital copies
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because I looked up their age they look
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too good for it being real oh yeah so
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they must be digital copies are they
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sisters we don't know what's going on
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with these two guys
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I don't haven't heard that one I can't
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look at Twitter or anything you cannot
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look at the comments do not look at the
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comments actually yeah the our comments
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are shockingly good good bunch of people
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this was a very good person but it it
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made my heart race I mean because I
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don't expose myself to anything that's
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just weird I was just casually look down
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really enjoy the podcast it's fun and
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everything but but don't say at the end
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sure hope you enjoy it cuz that was just
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creepy
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what I know people are tough well you
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know you you're they don't they a lot of
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people think that we have a script that
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we're reading from during the entire
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podcast gez shocking this garbage yeah
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we didn't write but I think I was being
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intentionally a little garthy like sure
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hope you enjoy it like the nerdiest
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thing you could say but the idea that
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that even bothered me for one second
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bothered me I
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know yeah yeah dude it's like good
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comment you start to relax your defenses
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are down and then you [ __ ] suck were
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you ever
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funny these two [ __ ] uh by the way I
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don't want to say I'm getting old
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because I look [ __ ] look at my cool I
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like the uh you're you're a college
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rower you're on the rowing team with
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that thing g g what
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gche yeah that's splashing for for
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rowing yeah that'd be more like it I'll
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be in a I'll be in a George Clooney
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movie The rowing dudes you'd be the guy
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with the little plastic thing
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going you know he's not ro oh yeah I
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like that
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guy that's
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Sandler and
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then the guys go [ __ ] you throw their
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well that that happened to Stanford they
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threw their ores in the water another
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story I'm telling you I'm not that
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strong because the other day it was
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embarrassing in front of some people
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because I was at a restaurant did a tog
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go order and uh it's it's hard to say
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out loud in front of girls that you
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pulled something in your back because
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you picked up a cob salad
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wrong that's not a that's not a sexy
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move you know it's not they go a cob
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salad what else was in it firewood I'm
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like no I did have a couple of
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hardboiled eggs maybe one more than
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normal to be honest yeah I wasn't ready
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for I just wasn't ready for it that's
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all I was a lot younger when I did this
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special squatting monkeys tell no lies
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available wherever you get your specials
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but I had a bit on I get hurt doing
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nothing you know use the clicker oh my
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shoulder you know get up off the couch
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and I'm like what happened I got up off
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the couch but it it's uh it gets better
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as you get a little older don't worry
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David it's easier we have to address the
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fires because we we talked to them last
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time when they just started yes and it's
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been a full week of Chaos sadness and
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Mayhem we will delicately try to talk
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about the fires even though there's
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nothing funny about them but we try to
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poke fun because it is a podcast uh and
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find some levity right but we can talk
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we can be real about it um we be real I
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will say I wish I invested in watch Duty
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I just saw a thing flash up that Trump
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nominated or appointed three ambassadors
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to Hollywood because they're in a lot of
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trouble so I don't know what that means
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that's just what I read what happened I
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don't know I us signing people we need
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ambassadors we need people in there they
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got a hell of a file we're gonna do the
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things we can I don't know what that
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meant I shouldn't even pay attention to
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things that pop up I feel like that's
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just a way to just plate someone say
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you're the ambassador to we're sending
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Yugoslavia yeah so go over there and
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just you know keep [ __ ] in line so how
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how what angle would you like to start
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with first first the tragedy
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we not insensi that it's ridiculous and
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horrible yeah but there's a lot of ways
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to think about it as well
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now well the
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uh the the the arson possible the
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Looting is bad uh there were people the
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trick really when was a scam was people
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dressed as firemen
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looting really shitty they should get an
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extra broken leg from when the guys
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break their legs when they catch them
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because I'm fine with that uh there was
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uh oh containment I don't know what
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containment means to be honest uh I
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think I do it's 11% and now apparently
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it's 19% uh I don't know how that metric
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works but if it goes up it's better but
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that feels like about right yeah the
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problem with is a a million mini fires
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breaking out all the time like to get
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the fire really stomped fire is that big
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it's G to take a long time or it'll take
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weeks or we get a just a [ __ ] ton of
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rain for a week would be very helpful at
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this
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point yeah I don't think we've got any
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rain this year and I'm sure that's not
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great oh no it was it was a perfect
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Confluence of events that we had two
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incredibly rainy years lots of
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underbrush lots of growth and then now
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we haven't anying rain for essentially a
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year or or like eight it's everything is
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very very very dry and then we had
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probably the the biggest santaana I
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don't think it's ever gone past a 100
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the strongest wins so those three things
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together I kept seeing a 100 over and
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over like all day the next day I'm like
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whoa It's usually just for like a couple
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hours it gets maybe that big because
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they would flip over big rigs driving
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out to Arizona and so I'd seen that
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before but I saw more of that and then
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really more just about just traveling
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the Embers around
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yeah with a speed pass yeah it's the
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flying Embers we got to look for um
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ember's going sideways it's like flying
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so you can see how fast it spreads
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because they're just flying landing and
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starting a fire yeah uh there was one
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when I left to my Orlando
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show there was one
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um sun no it was the one on Las Sun so
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there's one probably 300 yards for me
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and yeah I was like wait this the
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Palisades one wasn't that big yet and
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then there was this one which was so
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close and then I realized in full
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disclosure my I my fire Insurance did
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lapse like everyone else Friday so this
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is three days prior so I'm like oh this
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is probably the worst time to have my
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house burned down and then the next day
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I was in the warning track so someone
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hit me up and goes watching watch Duty
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app and you are in the yellow
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EV zone so are you getting out I'm like
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I'm not
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there and that's not near the palat
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another one here's here mandatory next I
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about the insurance part of the whole
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thing but there are people I was reading
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about this morning and that their house
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is burnt down it is gone but they still
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have to make their mortgage payments
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they still own a bank loan I thought
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about this I was wondering what that
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would be twisted I mean there's
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forbearance you can get it forgiven for
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a period of months but you're still on
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the hook for that and if you have home
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insurance that's always better but if
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you don't have that and then that you
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got to pay the mortgage I mean it's hard
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to do the math on that that it's just
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hor I do hope and I sound like I'm
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getting mad but I think everyone's got a
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a a part of them that's mad when there's
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it just like we got they said they're
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going to send everyone
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$770 I never hear the word billions when
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it's in America I don't I don't here at
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North Carolina here 750
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Hawaii uh but we're in America is that
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ring a bell I mean I feel like I'm
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ragging on Biden but Ukraine I think
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just got another three billion I'm like
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I don't hear billion I don't even hear
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thousand I hear low money maybe more to
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come later but why what's wrong with the
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good old we're at least as good as
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Ukraine at least the USA yeah do you
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think this love affair with Ukraine um I
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don't know and I will tell you I don't
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really know understand the Ukraine
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situation I will say that freely it's
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very complicated but God get a room I
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mean it it's every time you turn around
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now it's for this now it's for that it's
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really he's making money moves on the
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way out and it doesn't seem like it's
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all helping us that's all yeah you have
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a budget just say a state budget it's a
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vast State you need lots of things to be
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funded and uh fire firefighting is one
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of them fire prevention so now because
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of this incredible tragedy you would
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think they would allocate more resources
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to that in other words if you want us
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all to be in electric cars and we're try
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to lower the temperature by one degree
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in the next 100 years is fine but in the
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meantime we have to mitigate if you
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believe climate change is the cause we
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have to mitigate the disasters that are
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coming I.E prepare more and I think that
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everyone's going to agree on that as far
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as Forest management parking towers in
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Northern California that are 100 years
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old and just more resources for more
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anticipatory resources for this but it's
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a lot of money so sure and then if it
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goes wrong it's more money but yeah I'd
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heard someone say the
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CO2 put us back 20 years just this one
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monster fire as all the [ __ ] that went
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that's the irony of it if you don't
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mitigate the fires they release the CO2
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of millions of cars and so then you're
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defeating the whole premise of trying to
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lower Co
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too but I'll tell you he's taking a
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beating as
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gavu well he's a governor
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godamn godamn they're taking some so
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many [ __ ] lefts He's begging for
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rights I mean uh I heard a funny thing
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with and and all this craziness that
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goes someone on Instagram goes so every
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time I get a ticket uh for parking next
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to a fire hydrant it's an empty
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one why would they give me a ticket for
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that there's no worries
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there oh the old fire hydron a fire
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hydron with without water is just uh
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kind of a funny looking yellow uh metal
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structure there's no you could sit on as
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dog loves it for its own relief purposes
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that's it right yeah and all these
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things we are GNA find out in the next
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few weeks or months some things were
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rumors some things were true it's
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because of this but there's also a spin
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you don't want I love the Gavin new even
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even as the balls to mention the
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Olympics he's like getting plugs in
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there he's like on the Olympics Olympics
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are coming everyone's excited about I'm
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like no one cares right now about the
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Olympics yeah oh what's this one let me
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see here play this all of that uh and
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all that opportunity and that pride and
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spirit that comes from not just hosting
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those three iconic games and venues uh
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but also the opportunity I think to
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rebuild at the same time and that's why
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we're already organizing a Marshall Plan
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we already have a team of looking and
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reimagining La 2.0 and we're making sure
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everyone's included not just folks on
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the coast uh people here uh were ravaged
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by This Disaster you just said you're
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organizing a martial plan for the
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rebuilding of California what is that
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martial plan tell us this just starting
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to lay out I mean we're still fighting
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these fires so we're already talking ggl
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what's happening leaders we're already
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talking to Business Leaders never seen a
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politician leaders we're starting to
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organize how we can put together a
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collection of individuals on
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philanthropy recovery how we can
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organize the region uh how we can make
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sure uh that we are seeking federal
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assistance uh for the Olympics more
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broadly but also federal assistance for
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the recovery efforts uh and how we can
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Galvanize assigning for the death folks
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that
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love to really develop a mindset turn
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that sound off we're dealing with the
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scope of this tragedy and responding to
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it at scale with efficiency like the
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executive order I talked
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about delivering I hear saying
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I'm I think just staring at his and
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moving forward to re [ __ ] give his hands
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a rest that sound like AI at the
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beginning because he's like well we get
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a chance now to we just imagine La what
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the [ __ ] I think he gets a dopamine hit
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when he hears himself speak which is
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good for a politician uh just I think
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what's going on is people are excited
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about the track and field coming up
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there's going to be new things happening
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we're gon to put Apartments like what
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are we talking about everyone should
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just be crying right now yeah it's going
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to take a long time I know Malibu I
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talked someone who lives in Malibu and
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you just the PCH is closed they all have
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to go up Canan go around to Hollywood or
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whenever you want to and the devastation
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it's like 250 homes in a row that's
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maybe not talked about as much but
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Malibu is not going to be the same for a
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long time and they don't think the
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palisad It's Gonna Take Years and just
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to get those homes removed all the
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debris and gas lines and I mean it's so
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depressing but it's going to take
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a lot of money yeah they were saying
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that you know we don't probably have a
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picture but one or two places has one
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house sticking up and then every House
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burn around it so if you're that house
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someone told me yesterday that you know
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there's you can't go back first of all
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it's like a ghost it's so weird and then
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you also have all the utilities don't
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work so you go there and then you've got
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all the Embers and the smoldering and
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just the
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air aside from gas Le whatever out there
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so that's why they can't move in right
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away just soaking into their house I I
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think anyone in those tragedies losing
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their house and obviously people lost
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their life and going back into the
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Palisades just with a police escort they
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have to have just trauma you know PTSD
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because sure so you turn of that because
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the Palisades was kind of the prettiest
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suburb in Southern California I'd
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say beautiful um beautiful for people
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it's between Hollywood and the beach so
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lot of beautiful area because you go you
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cross the 405 so now you're heading to
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the down on on Sunset
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yeah yeah Adam's in the Palisades
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Conan's in the Palisades uh beautiful
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there's a big Grove like Village of
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beautiful shops right they built in the
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last couple years I think that's still
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standing and then a couple of those
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burned out it's just you get to the
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beach yeah yeah you can look at the
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beach you get a house there in the
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Palisades overlooking the ocean but
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there's a lot of trees around you and it
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was just a very clean beautiful place
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while a lot of very wealthy people moved
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there why not you know so it's uh my old
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one in uh Malibu burned to a crisp and
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the thing is when I got it it was
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because a woman lived there and the last
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wave of fires years ago burned it down
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she burn she built it back up I got it
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did you buy with someone or by yourself
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I can't remember remember I bought it
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with someone but everybody used it
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that's I remember being there yeah yeah
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yeah it was nice yeah yeah it's nice
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house burned to crisp and then I know
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the realtor who handles it right now and
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he's like no it's he showed me a video
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of it it's toast so who cares for me but
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the people that bought it and then also
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every I lived on Lacosta Beach I think
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every house but four is gone so that was
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probably at least 20 yeah Carbon Beach
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just that's where phah faucet lived
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that's where all these people live
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Charlies lived there for a while so
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boohoo but it it's still listen there's
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the other fire which we don't we haven't
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talked about the eaten fire which is up
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by Pasadena which is really Inland yeah
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and really
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rough massive I think just as big or
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about the same yeah maybe more houses I
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don't know it's but yeah massive amounts
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of
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Destruction and before we move on I will
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we don't want to bum one out but I did I
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did offer a reward for people if they're
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because you know you want to do
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something see that pop up yeah what was
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your thing okay oh there it is so I get
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for anyone who catches ARS during the LA
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fire so and they have to be I kind of
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just said it one day but they have to be
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you know arrested so I but it was an
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overwhelming
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response of people just give me clues
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and bits and just filming fires and so
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it was hard to go through because I have
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on Tik Tok or Instagram you know that's
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the way to get me and we have it down to
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about one looks pretty good I'm going to
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take care of three other ones are
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looking pretty good we're sifting
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through all the well do you have a
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private detective I mean it is it is
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sort of like you you either catch them
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in the act or you have cameras there's
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cameras all over everywhere yeah are you
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looking for that kind of It's Tricky I
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think we go by a police report I think
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there's no way cuz there's so many
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people going I mean I pulled into cuz
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bus boys is starting we had to push it
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obviously we shoot it in LA and so I was
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going to this wig store and they have a
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security guard blocking the uh parking
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lot for some reason and uh I roll my I'm
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like roll my window down you know they
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they don't want you to park anywhere in
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La so I go hey I'm just getting some
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goofy wig for this stupid thing and he
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goes uh give me that 5,000 bucks I go
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yeah okay I go give it to you right now
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I pay you up front he goes I'll keep my
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eyes peeled oh he wants it ahead of time
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okay but we're going to cut it off
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tomorrow because when this air is
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because we already have hundreds and
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they they're starting to have a handle
00:19:11
on the fire now if something crazy comes
00:19:13
up I'll readdress it but we can't even
00:19:16
keep up with it right now so uh we're
00:19:19
going by police reports because that's
00:19:20
really feels like the only way someone
00:19:22
will say hey go like that I'll film you
00:19:25
and that's what's happening and you know
00:19:26
and then we'll just say oh I caught him
00:19:28
and then but La get the money oh I see
00:19:31
and they spend one night in county jail
00:19:33
and then old Jed yeah you got right
00:19:35
that's why you don't say 10 or 20
00:19:37
because right uh then people go oh it's
00:19:39
worth going to jail for the night so
00:19:42
anyway it's very complicated but we're
00:19:43
sifting through it we wanted it wanted
00:19:45
it was meant to be more help yeah and uh
00:19:49
everything is is complicated in today's
00:19:51
digital copy I I heard ruber read yeah
00:19:56
so all right what you want to move on to
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politics yeah God bless every whatever
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well one thing that was bizarre was well
00:22:18
there's a Game of Thrones going on uh
00:22:20
post Throne of Throne of politicians who
00:22:23
don't like each other the first thing I
00:22:25
saw and it was kind of I liked it uh I
00:22:28
like that Obama and Trump seem to be
00:22:31
friendly it really made me laugh that
00:22:33
was at Jimmy Carter's funeral yes and
00:22:35
there's been a lot of uh talk of what
00:22:37
they talked about but they they're still
00:22:40
talking hot chicken look look I just
00:22:44
gotta ask I'm gonna only ask you once
00:22:45
this the phone call I intercepted I'm
00:22:47
only gonna ask you once I'm gonna ask
00:22:50
you once and why is Michelle not coming
00:22:52
to the inauguration I know she skipped
00:22:53
the funeral but why not what's the
00:22:55
problem she should come and people are
00:22:56
talking about doesn't doesn't want to
00:22:58
come that's all I wouldn't take it
00:23:01
personal just she don't want to come I'm
00:23:03
going to be there I'm be there we're
00:23:04
going to party the night away okay I
00:23:08
love you man I love you very much I
00:23:10
can't believe how much I love you that
00:23:13
but they're
00:23:14
friends yeah they talked at the uh the
00:23:17
funeral uh to each other Joe Biden hates
00:23:21
Nancy
00:23:24
Pelosi Nancy Pelosi always sounds like
00:23:27
she just got out of an ice
00:23:31
bath
00:23:33
sorry I us do that in my act that she
00:23:36
always looks like she just sat on
00:23:37
something cold and
00:23:39
wet yeah you did good never look like
00:23:43
she's having a great time oh yeah Jill's
00:23:45
gonna be there you did good Jo just high
00:23:46
fives all around for because he gave his
00:23:49
speech the other night wrapping up the
00:23:51
ear B yes he did and he talked about how
00:23:55
we did the greatest things that ever
00:23:56
happened in the history of the country
00:23:59
the funny thing was and we don't know
00:24:01
right
00:24:02
now that Gaza and I don't know it's
00:24:04
going to hold but Israel and G and
00:24:07
Hamas oh yeah parked a
00:24:09
deal and then Trump had said a couple
00:24:12
months ago there better be a deal I want
00:24:14
the hostages out or there's going to be
00:24:16
hell to pay all hell's gonna break out
00:24:19
so either it's a coincidence that
00:24:21
they're gonna maybe it's it's it's h
00:24:24
touchy but maybe close the deal Sunday
00:24:26
night right before Trump becomes the
00:24:28
president Monday at noon uh but Biden
00:24:32
said they said do you think uh president
00:24:34
Trump had anything to do with the peace
00:24:35
deal and he just turned around you how
00:24:37
he walks away and then he turned back
00:24:39
and he goes is that a joke then he
00:24:42
walked out is that a joke like when he
00:24:44
slowly turns around he does he he walks
00:24:48
away I can't even see it he walks away
00:24:50
hey is that anyway and he stops and the
00:24:53
staff is he turns back slow turn is that
00:24:57
a joke
00:24:59
so because he has to hit the Q card
00:25:01
that's
00:25:03
why and Hunter's holding the Q
00:25:06
cards like this come on I'm being
00:25:09
serious here so they don't like each
00:25:13
other um Mia Melania hates the Obamas
00:25:18
because she said when we came last time
00:25:20
to the White House this is my Milani
00:25:23
impression yeah go we came to the White
00:25:25
House in 2016 we didn't know what to do
00:25:27
they didn't leave us any instructions
00:25:29
where to put clothes anything like this
00:25:33
this time we know everything so so at
00:25:35
least Joe and Jill are being very
00:25:37
cordial to uh to Trump this time even
00:25:41
though he's a he's a fascist Mega
00:25:44
Republican threat to democracy and
00:25:46
dictator and then he gets to the White
00:25:48
House okay here's where you get your
00:25:50
breakfast remember last time there's a
00:25:51
Cheesecake Factory about a block that
00:25:53
way Jill and I made your bed extra extra
00:25:56
special we got some new pill cases so
00:25:58
anything can happen in politics what
00:26:00
about I it looked like Cala didn't get
00:26:02
along with who maybe Jill Kamal she's
00:26:06
just a little upset kamla sorry
00:26:09
kamla don't like uh Joe and Jill right
00:26:13
now because she's a little because Joe's
00:26:16
been gone I would have won I would have
00:26:19
be I would be Trump I beat him before I
00:26:21
would have beat him again and so it's
00:26:22
sort of sort of a little negative for
00:26:25
Kamala who only had a 100 days and went
00:26:27
all out and she loses and then she's got
00:26:30
this guy going this put a man I would
00:26:33
have want and you can't disprove him so
00:26:36
he's always gonna have that right he'll
00:26:38
just shake hands Forever at any event I
00:26:40
what have want you know insult the
00:26:42
injury I what want I know how to win I
00:26:43
know how to win I win every time so
00:26:45
that's dinging her and Doug
00:26:48
mlof uh apparently wants to beat up Joe
00:26:52
Biden and she talked about it
00:26:56
um there's there's a lunch in an
00:26:59
inaugural lunch in but no one's going to
00:27:01
that Trump was upset about that we're
00:27:03
bringing in Mickey D Mickey D we're
00:27:06
bring it up like can't believe you're
00:27:07
gonna get Mickey D fresh Mickey D but
00:27:11
they're not coming maybe Obama will come
00:27:12
I Like Big Mac meal deal yeah I'll see
00:27:14
you there I like that I like by the way
00:27:17
but those things are like going to your
00:27:18
girlfriend's wedding like your
00:27:20
ex-girlfriend like oh yeah did they all
00:27:22
want to sit and get rubbed in their face
00:27:24
like you're out I'm the great guy I I
00:27:26
get it I would I just tap out
00:27:28
the only other funny thing that you
00:27:30
might have noticed it I just find it
00:27:32
interesting Mark
00:27:34
Zuckerberg now has little little girl
00:27:37
it's like he had the robot hair the AI
00:27:39
hair he's like Justin Timberlake he had
00:27:41
a little weird now he's got now he's
00:27:43
like 44 and he wants to be kind of 22
00:27:46
for a while so he's got the T-shirt the
00:27:48
chain the little curly hair and then
00:27:50
he's he loves Trump and Elon and he's
00:27:55
GNA throw a party he's giving donations
00:27:58
mean and now he's not having a fact
00:28:01
Checkers just just someone
00:28:03
changing interesting yeah I saw on that
00:28:05
interview with Joe Rogan where he said
00:28:08
you know at the beginning I do kind of
00:28:11
feel for him this it was up to him they
00:28:14
say you're the boss so is this true or
00:28:17
false right or wrong and he's like I
00:28:18
really don't want that job that's that's
00:28:21
a big job but then he said okay we're
00:28:23
going to
00:28:24
start he said the beginning of Co I said
00:28:27
you know okay this is good for the you
00:28:29
know so he sort of got himself into a
00:28:31
pickle as my mom would say so whatever I
00:28:34
I I think it it gets into the big
00:28:38
mystery
00:28:39
is your opinion why is Tik Tock shutting
00:28:42
down does it help these guys or is there
00:28:45
something coming up in my head where
00:28:47
they don't want boots on the ground
00:28:48
filming everything because Tik Tok is
00:28:51
good for really getting in there and
00:28:53
finding out I know well the rumor is I
00:28:55
don't know it's in the newspapers I love
00:28:57
ref to that that Elon mus could buy Tik
00:29:01
Tok for 50 billion he's now worth 500
00:29:04
billion at least as the last I checked
00:29:06
so then Elon Musk would have X and tick
00:29:10
tock tock tick tock and a rocket ship
00:29:16
get some [ __ ] the coolest rocket ships
00:29:18
yeah the coolest electric cars he's
00:29:21
boring under Las Vegas with tunnels the
00:29:24
guy's busy you know but he about how
00:29:27
many tunel are there like I keep reading
00:29:30
about tunnels and there's tunnels in the
00:29:31
Palisades and there's tunnels in Puff
00:29:33
Daddy I go I don't have a tunnel pass I
00:29:35
don't nothing about tunnels and I really
00:29:38
feel like I'm on the outs CU well you
00:29:40
got to watch the greatest you can drive
00:29:41
a thousand miles an hour across country
00:29:43
and a tunnel that's cannot be true well
00:29:45
that's the notion of it if it has no
00:29:47
friction and it's just a complete vacuum
00:29:49
tube that you can go a thousand miles an
00:29:51
hour shoot the thing about working on
00:29:53
tunnels you bore into a location and
00:29:56
then all the work is underground but you
00:29:58
should watch the movie Great Escape with
00:29:59
Steve McQueen in 1964 if you want to
00:30:02
know about tunnels because these was
00:30:03
guys digging out of a Nazi concentration
00:30:05
camp listen based on a true story see
00:30:09
that movie if you haven't seen it didn't
00:30:10
they spin that off into Hogan's Heroes
00:30:12
the funny version of that can you
00:30:14
believe in our childhood they had a
00:30:16
sitcom based on allies in a in a Nazi
00:30:20
concentration camp and it was as a kid I
00:30:23
was like this Richard Dawson everybody
00:30:27
and Nash was about the Korean War like
00:30:29
Jesus it's all jokey I know so Mash was
00:30:32
more serious at times but godam Hogan
00:30:34
here
00:30:36
was well they had Colonel clink was the
00:30:39
German he was running it hilarious Hogan
00:30:44
is he Nazi well he was German Soldier I
00:30:46
don't know if that's that was a
00:30:48
different you know Hogan what are you up
00:30:51
to Hogan he had a then you had colonel
00:30:54
colonel Schultz Schultz schz would say
00:30:58
once I know nothing I know nothing I see
00:31:02
nothing TR to escape the whole time that
00:31:05
guy was awesome they Gotan you better
00:31:08
not try to escape no come on man it's
00:31:10
all good you're not trying to escape are
00:31:13
you Hogan of course not I think Bob
00:31:18
Crane yes sadly passed away I think in
00:31:20
Scottdale where
00:31:23
I'm yes and he had some
00:31:25
very interesting person Alit look it up
00:31:30
friends yeah he liked he liked was there
00:31:32
a movie about that with
00:31:34
caner kind of sounds like caner made a
00:31:37
movie about that but I I couldn't swear
00:31:40
yeah I think I think Bob Crane maybe
00:31:42
dabbled in porn or
00:31:44
something I like just throwing it out
00:31:46
there I don't know just like I don't
00:31:48
know you know but basically let's go to
00:31:51
some headlines let's go to some
00:31:52
headlines or do you have more to say
00:31:53
wrap up no not at all that's the
00:31:54
political situation enjoy the
00:31:56
inauguration it
00:31:58
oh your boy here Trump said it might be
00:32:01
he might
00:32:02
consider circumventing Tik Tok it'll be
00:32:04
a day late a dollar short so what is he
00:32:08
saying he'll leave it open or what's he
00:32:11
might
00:32:12
say
00:32:13
because the part people aren't talking
00:32:16
about like it's goofy it's for kids blah
00:32:18
blah but people definitely make money on
00:32:20
it there's definitely people that are
00:32:21
like that's their gig job oh and it's
00:32:23
hug a huge and I mean it's huge it's not
00:32:26
about dancing anymore it's about this
00:32:28
and that and people reporting things so
00:32:30
it is it is I think it's important I
00:32:32
have it I think it's interesting and fun
00:32:35
and it's another toy isn't the idea that
00:32:37
then China can Harvest your personal
00:32:39
information and use it
00:32:42
nefarious well they already have it I
00:32:44
mean I think they have it from there
00:32:45
they have it from everything else also
00:32:47
they have a new one God damn where's
00:32:49
Heather I know the new name but
00:32:51
everyone's joining it and when you join
00:32:53
it all the all the things you have to
00:32:55
click on and accept are in Mandarin so
00:32:57
so you don't even know what you're
00:32:58
everyone's just joining it going and
00:33:00
it's a new Chinese app but it's not Tik
00:33:02
Tok it's purely it's chinese's Tik Tok
00:33:05
so like let's just get on that one and
00:33:08
it's called Ticky Ticky talk
00:33:10
talk it's called totally China it's
00:33:15
called I mean it's really like I don't
00:33:18
know it's such an easy one everyone
00:33:20
everyone knows get Facebook get our
00:33:23
stuff over and there can't we get
00:33:24
Netflix all over China can we get our is
00:33:27
twiter is x in China I don't even know
00:33:30
that I always wonder like can we start a
00:33:32
business could we
00:33:33
start a podcast in China we start a
00:33:36
store but they can do stuff here like I
00:33:38
don't know how it works what are we not
00:33:40
can they buy land here we can't buy land
00:33:42
there it should be the rules same back
00:33:44
and forth either we all can't or we all
00:33:47
can I don't like this that's what gets
00:33:48
me a little nervous yeah they seem like
00:33:50
great guys I mean I don't it's when they
00:33:52
have like a an an encampment of a
00:33:55
thousand young soldiers right outside
00:33:57
the gone just oh we about to land how
00:33:59
you doing no no we're just
00:34:01
chilling this is a fraternity okay next
00:34:05
story next story story keep them going
00:34:07
while I sip my drink oh ASU I'm from ASU
00:34:11
I went to ASU not that
00:34:14
long what is the story under
00:34:17
investigation for using AI is under
00:34:19
investigation after all of its members
00:34:21
received 4.0 GPA despite spending most
00:34:25
attending parties instead of class one
00:34:27
sister recorded all of their lectures
00:34:29
using turbo learn AI generated notes
00:34:32
flash cards allowing the sorority to
00:34:34
streamline studying into just
00:34:38
hours no stop it it's
00:34:41
funny I thought they were saying they
00:34:43
look so
00:34:45
pretty of course is taking over
00:34:48
everything everything I mean I mean a
00:34:50
year ago thinking they told us that we
00:34:53
could have ai impersonate our voices and
00:34:56
read ads
00:34:58
um and that was a year ago now the
00:35:00
digital copies the AI like did we do it
00:35:03
or we do we do
00:35:05
it uh we still do it right let's check
00:35:08
it out and see if you can tell if it's
00:35:10
the real thing here's the AI hey
00:35:15
Dana do you do you use
00:35:20
hu here's Dana AI we're gonna do a lot
00:35:25
of things we're gonna do
00:35:28
that's AI doing you doing Trump doing me
00:35:30
doing Trump
00:35:34
doing Al Chuck um here's here's here's
00:35:38
my AI Dana my hair is looks good today
00:35:42
or bad I picked up a cop
00:35:46
salad I know somebody who uses AI for
00:35:49
their job and um does such a good job AI
00:35:54
writes all this stuff does all the
00:35:55
reports does all this stuff that the his
00:35:58
people his bosses say to him this stuff
00:36:01
is great too too bad AI can't do
00:36:06
[Laughter]
00:36:08
this yeah you know what you can't write
00:36:11
this stuff I guess you could well um
00:36:14
okay just one last thought future
00:36:16
tripping here within within a couple
00:36:19
years you'll be able to just talk to the
00:36:23
computer and make a movie you'll prompt
00:36:25
it you'll say Joe Dirt three and you'll
00:36:28
give it the right prompts and within an
00:36:31
instant you'll have a Joe Dirt 3 4k
00:36:35
digital film looking exactly like humans
00:36:38
that's coming
00:36:40
soon can they do bus boys don't fall
00:36:42
asleep on that information no because
00:36:45
I'm starting bus boys tomorrow and I'm
00:36:46
like oh my God it's so hard already I'm
00:36:48
like I forgot how hard movies are uh
00:36:50
movies are incredibly hard it's exciting
00:36:53
the beginning and then and then the day
00:36:55
you come out when you can walk way and
00:36:58
then it can be who's going to edit the
00:37:02
thing it can be really torturous if you
00:37:04
have a bad first screening and then you
00:37:06
got to get in there and fix it but I
00:37:08
think it's going to be a great movie
00:37:09
just because I don't know we're from the
00:37:11
world of screenings I mean Theo's
00:37:13
obviously hysterical and we laugh so
00:37:15
hard we're writing stuff and oh we think
00:37:17
we're so funny oh it's so embarrassing
00:37:20
but you know it's out there we got some
00:37:23
fun people in it and it it'll be all
00:37:25
right it'll be all right I'm EXC all
00:37:26
that stuff with digital cameras which
00:37:28
you didn't even have for Tommy Boy is
00:37:30
just to keep it Loose you know get the
00:37:33
get the material but don't don't
00:37:35
overcover you guys don't move quickly
00:37:39
shoot the rehearsal let you improvise
00:37:42
you know stuff like that two shots loose
00:37:45
that are just yeah don't torture
00:37:46
yourself with three different St three
00:37:49
different closeups which one's the money
00:37:51
shot you know I mean get it but don't
00:37:54
torture the actors and wear them out and
00:37:56
make them unfunny that's the hard part
00:37:58
that's the part we like to do torture uh
00:38:01
yeah sometimes you're on movies you're
00:38:02
like it's hard it doesn't have to be
00:38:03
this hard like they're overdoing
00:38:05
everything and you see the movie and you
00:38:07
go they didn't use 90% of well low
00:38:09
budget like sometimes money is the enemy
00:38:11
of Comedy that's what I say so the fact
00:38:14
if it's a modest budget and you don't
00:38:16
have that many days it does kind of make
00:38:18
it just move quicker and a lot of times
00:38:20
you get funnier stuff that way it's true
00:38:22
keeps the energy up too yeah um all
00:38:24
right well quickly before we change
00:38:25
stories Heather what's that new Tik Tok
00:38:27
called on from China redx red bot box
00:38:33
red box that's it red note sorry red red
00:38:36
note whoa I was like that didn't sound
00:38:38
like it R not because commun communist
00:38:41
China red is their color is red I don't
00:38:44
know that's a good question well their
00:38:45
flag is red that's a really good
00:38:46
question that's a really yeah so their
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flag is red note it's called red note oh
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Heather already has
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it next to her I'm not on it I'm not on
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it she's not on it but she pulled it
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down you have it's all in m and you have
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to sign yeah we just talked about it
00:39:01
that's crazy uh you would have lik what
00:39:03
I said about it okay so next story
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first funny thing I saw about the fire
00:41:07
this is obviously in just because we're
00:41:10
trying to find humor okay here we
00:41:13
[Music]
00:41:14
go coming back home to everything you
00:41:16
didn't bring when you evacuated the fire
00:41:22
yeah he didn't bring anything again it's
00:41:25
funny so it's a guy coming into his
00:41:27
apartment and he's all the stuff he
00:41:29
didn't bring when he evacuated he's
00:41:30
saying hello to everything yeah he's
00:41:32
saying hi to his closet all the clothes
00:41:34
he didn't bring hey he's
00:41:37
embarrassed hey's saying hi to the
00:41:40
family photos he didn't give how you
00:41:42
doing that's funny how y'all doing
00:41:45
that's funny right it was quick boom
00:41:46
boom
00:41:48
boom that's way we like them okay next
00:41:51
one let's
00:41:55
see how we doing Dana we're doing good
00:41:57
here we go oh this is oh this is just an
00:41:59
old rehearsal I never
00:42:00
saw no no no okay here we I see Sandler
00:42:05
I see you and you guys are rehearsing I
00:42:08
have a Shan that's my [ __ ] beus and
00:42:11
Butthead necklace that Mike Judge gave
00:42:12
me oh my
00:42:15
God yeah this is a way I swear to God I
00:42:17
gave that we went to the Kate Moss
00:42:19
birthday party we got invited somehow
00:42:21
back then MH she wanted that necklace
00:42:23
for her birthday and I gave it to her I
00:42:25
didn't even know her she goes oh my oh
00:42:27
that's so cute give me that can I have
00:42:28
that and I go ah she goes it's my
00:42:31
birthday and I go well you can't turn I
00:42:34
don't think they make these I got her
00:42:35
from Mike she's like okay so just just
00:42:39
give it to
00:42:40
me smoke in my face I was like of course
00:42:43
I give her um but look at that I was
00:42:45
kind of ripped I was going to
00:42:46
prescriptive fit man you and Sandler
00:42:49
look awesome look at me I'm already
00:42:51
staring at Q cards this rehearsal of
00:42:53
course there's Helen Hunt on the right
00:42:55
oh Helen Hunt awesome yeah great no no
00:42:58
no no no there's more I'm going to pound
00:43:00
your face in byebye okay my God I'm
00:43:02
going to destroy you yeah byebye I'm
00:43:04
going to K the
00:43:07
little
00:43:09
wow isn't that funny no one someone had
00:43:13
that Sandler like that [ __ ] funny
00:43:17
Sandler got a laugh out of that which
00:43:18
wasn't like a huge laugh but he he got a
00:43:20
big laugh out of and Farley when he
00:43:22
walks does all this [ __ ] is there more
00:43:25
oh let me see this oh there's Farley
00:43:27
they're still laughing at me but I get
00:43:30
paid how do you have a life though I
00:43:32
mean
00:43:33
you well you know what this is from God
00:43:36
it must have been when Cindy Crawford
00:43:38
for MTV House of
00:43:40
Style they're doing some special on
00:43:42
that's now they took us to dinner I've
00:43:45
seen that video it's funny and then uh I
00:43:48
guess they were filming some b-roll
00:43:50
rehearsal
00:43:51
wow
00:43:53
fun you just see Chris W you were
00:43:55
probably just off camera so were you in
00:43:57
babai or
00:43:58
not um no I mean I guess hosted when you
00:44:03
guys were on took over the show but I
00:44:05
don't think we did byby Kellen hunt were
00:44:08
you
00:44:09
gone
00:44:10
um yeah I think so what year was that
00:44:13
what year was that I I left in 93 was
00:44:16
that like
00:44:17
94 or something God yeah probably right
00:44:20
on them because I I probably would be
00:44:23
scared to put you in it because it was
00:44:24
only like one or two lines hey man I
00:44:26
just just did SNL I I had 18 words on
00:44:29
the
00:44:31
final right when you wear in Marcela I
00:44:33
went in I went in doing that like a
00:44:35
really funny crazy
00:44:38
sketch that Marcelo does of this uh yeah
00:44:42
show tundo Spanish talk show or
00:44:44
something Spanish talk show it came out
00:44:46
of some sort of freak and then just went
00:44:48
away I don't think the audience you
00:44:49
looked hilarious people were like no it
00:44:51
was a great look like
00:44:53
what I know that that was the night of a
00:44:56
thousand stars they had a million
00:44:59
guests Stars basically and in the cold
00:45:02
open yeah yeah love it I I thought it
00:45:05
was funny as [ __ ] we needed it okay uh
00:45:07
next one what's what we're grinding okay
00:45:11
I
00:45:12
grind oh oh they're pulling something
00:45:16
out of a supermarket let's see what it
00:45:18
is oh this is bar
00:45:21
stool this isn't about chicken fry oh
00:45:25
yeah don't look he
00:45:29
what do you think it is Heather usually
00:45:31
be like a rat they're look grocery store
00:45:34
I would guess a rat a
00:45:37
Roden oh something that's a long tail
00:45:41
for a cat who a giant what is it oh a
00:45:45
coyote a coyote got in whoa in Chicago
00:45:50
wow why is there a horn at the end wow
00:45:52
like a celebratory so what we just saw
00:45:55
for you drivers oh W looking in this
00:45:58
produce section a big grocery store
00:46:00
prodding with something thinking what's
00:46:02
in there I I guess a rat or a rodent but
00:46:04
a a coyote the cheese they're digging in
00:46:07
there yeah a pretty average sized Coyote
00:46:09
Not A not a baby came out of the produce
00:46:13
so somehow it got in there at night and
00:46:15
burled up in all that food eating the
00:46:17
cheese and stuff he came out and they
00:46:20
they put they asked him right after and
00:46:21
he goes I'm so [ __ ]
00:46:23
lost well they cut supposed to be the
00:46:25
desert they cut the part that he comes
00:46:27
out again and he just goes and Sprints
00:46:32
away oh yeah me me know that would be
00:46:35
the better I didn't have the sound
00:46:37
effects did Heather said they horn was
00:46:39
in there because of that I didn't so
00:46:41
that was sort of like Wy
00:46:44
coyote it
00:46:46
wasn't oh oh someone wrote Wy coyote
00:46:49
yeah oh okay well yours yours is better
00:46:52
and uh no mine was sound like yours
00:46:53
sounded like it it was higher mine was
00:46:56
like
00:46:58
no me you know when I go back to Arizona
00:47:02
I I see a road runner almost every time
00:47:04
if I golf for sure they run around on
00:47:05
the golf course it's fun to see road
00:47:07
runners if you don't see them they're
00:47:08
cool as [ __ ] actually we have them we
00:47:11
have Cody's up here and in the valley
00:47:14
sometimes they'll just they'll just howl
00:47:17
they'll howl and then you can hear them
00:47:19
kind of really going really high pitch
00:47:21
and they're doing a coordinated attack
00:47:22
on like a chicken or a goat [ __ ]
00:47:25
Havalina
00:47:33
it sounds like that they go like this
00:47:35
they go
00:47:37
[Laughter]
00:47:41
oh they clear the
00:47:43
throat oh I can do
00:47:46
better that's what they say uh okay next
00:47:51
[Music]
00:47:52
one um this is much I love you I love
00:47:56
you I fear that this I don't know what
00:47:58
this is go ahead I have a confession to
00:48:00
make while I'm literally not sober so uh
00:48:04
this man literally started farming
00:48:06
carrots so he could have the carrots get
00:48:08
put up my ass
00:48:10
bro he farmed
00:48:14
carrots so that I could stick them up my
00:48:17
ass he said here are your
00:48:20
carrots you're going to put them up your
00:48:23
ass listen and I was like this is like a
00:48:26
Hallmark movie this is like that's like
00:48:31
the nicest thing anybody's ever done for
00:48:35
me okay she's acting at that point [ __ ]
00:48:37
flowers get a man that grows carrots but
00:48:41
even if you're acting like you want
00:48:42
everyone to believe you when you see and
00:48:44
then you see she's pretty good because
00:48:46
she said she was drunk but what about
00:48:50
pesticides that was one of the comments
00:48:53
it can't be good for you if it's
00:48:54
outrageous it's contagious and organic
00:48:57
I'm gonna do hey shut up shut up you
00:48:59
guys all right let's go out there I'm
00:49:02
goingon to do what's the weirdest thing
00:49:03
super drunk girl that carrots and a guy
00:49:06
give to me all right we're gonna Trend
00:49:07
so hard ever since Haw Tui I can't trust
00:49:11
a carrot up your ass video it's it's sad
00:49:13
really well I'm just seeing on my phone
00:49:16
she already has a a deal on only fans
00:49:20
Brothers yeah she has a she has 1
00:49:23
million
00:49:24
followers oh this is kind of amusing I
00:49:27
saw this woman scammed out of 800
00:49:30
Grand after believing she was dating
00:49:32
Brad Pit that cannot be the real woman I
00:49:34
hope look at how cute Brad Pit is I
00:49:36
might fall for this so what is the story
00:49:39
oh somebody DMD her said he was oh and
00:49:43
then they did a AI generated Brad Pitt
00:49:46
and images so she thought she was that
00:49:48
doesn't look like great AI we're showing
00:49:50
photos of like fourth grade Photoshop
00:49:53
like Brad Pit's head on a they're always
00:49:55
in the hospital I know what why is he in
00:49:58
the hos oh he probably says he can't
00:50:00
FaceTime with or visit her he's in the
00:50:02
hospital accounts were frozen due to
00:50:04
divorce and he needed money for okay now
00:50:06
that's he needs a a low IQ individual to
00:50:10
think that Brad Pit could be
00:50:13
broke well listen I have had the
00:50:17
situation she realized it was fake oh
00:50:20
when she oh they couldn't stop her from
00:50:22
finding about the new
00:50:23
girlfriend oh this girl must have been
00:50:25
floored that Brad dumped her for this
00:50:27
girl a French woman an was scammed out
00:50:31
of 800 you know I've had people say
00:50:33
there's some like David Spade but
00:50:36
spelled differently or David Spade
00:50:39
8641 or the real David anyway so people
00:50:42
say hey am I texting with you am I
00:50:45
talking to you I see these random DMs I
00:50:47
don't look at except once a month and
00:50:48
I'm like what is going on she's like I
00:50:51
sent you $600 and I sent you another
00:50:53
$500 um but am I still picking up from
00:50:56
the airport I'm like sometimes I just go
00:50:59
no I just write back there's no other
00:51:01
but I don't want to answer anyway it
00:51:03
just starts a new crazy thing so people
00:51:06
are doing this I'm like so one time I
00:51:08
did Instagram I go guys if I don't if I
00:51:11
need money I'm going to family first I'm
00:51:12
not going to you guys so just don't send
00:51:15
me money no
00:51:16
matter what I text you if you want to
00:51:19
just commit fraud online every day and
00:51:22
you have no morals I mean you could do a
00:51:24
lot of damage
00:51:27
seniors they go after older people tell
00:51:30
them your puppy's lost or whatever and
00:51:32
they manipulate money out of them you're
00:51:34
going to save your nephew he needs help
00:51:36
he's in jail you know yeah there's a
00:51:38
million of those and and you honestly I
00:51:41
don't know I wouldn't know half of them
00:51:42
might probably get scammed some are
00:51:44
really good that one was not that
00:51:46
good well I just scam back if they Co
00:51:49
call me and ask for money I just thre
00:51:51
the grumpy old man from I don't know
00:51:53
nothing about no money and they hear
00:51:56
that and they just hang up there you go
00:51:59
this guy's too much of a headache I did
00:52:00
it to you once hey what's up buddy I
00:52:03
don't know nothing about no money I
00:52:06
thought I sent you
00:52:07
money yeah okay next one let's see let's
00:52:12
[Music]
00:52:17
see oh this is old because Golden Globes
00:52:19
but I I was shocked at this I have I've
00:52:23
gotten a few gift bags yeah and the last
00:52:25
one I got was some the amms or something
00:52:26
like this one might be worth
00:52:28
$60,000 they said that golden globe's
00:52:31
gift bag was worth 1 million I'm being
00:52:34
susp I am suspicous who has that kind of
00:52:36
most of it you wouldn't use that's it's
00:52:38
like you can go to
00:52:40
Aruba on these non blackout days but a
00:52:43
$40,000 facelift in a Golden Globes gift
00:52:45
bag I mean come on yeah I mean it's good
00:52:49
business to you're you're definitely
00:52:50
getting a pretty famous person to come
00:52:55
to your job well I know your products
00:52:58
40K facelift I I heard that Nicole
00:53:01
Kidman took two bags that night but I
00:53:03
good night ladies and gentlemen I'm
00:53:05
sorry she looks beautiful baby girl yeah
00:53:07
that's all right I saw it a $60,000
00:53:11
yacht trip I hate to
00:53:14
sound cynical like a crazy version but
00:53:16
that does not seem like no that much is
00:53:20
it for a yacht unless it's hour tour
00:53:25
with a hundred people on it but
00:53:27
you know what the theme of this podcast
00:53:28
you can't believe your own eyes online
00:53:31
or any story you don't want to be
00:53:33
cynical but it all seems don't believe
00:53:35
us don't believe we're real don't
00:53:37
believe you're real yeah it's getting to
00:53:41
be weirder okay let's do one more yeah
00:53:43
let let's get a banger for the
00:53:46
end no pressure where do I have to go I
00:53:48
don't have to go
00:53:49
[Laughter]
00:53:51
anywhere okay this one is a guy dressed
00:53:54
like he's this just fell on my head I
00:53:58
discovered I was hungry oh I hope this
00:53:59
isn't a Isaac
00:54:04
Newton oh this
00:54:06
is I guess famous people in histories if
00:54:09
they could take selfies okay that's
00:54:12
funny Eve Eve I don't know who that
00:54:17
is who is that they are Angus Kong
00:54:21
that's Bobby Lee
00:54:25
okay two oh Trojan Horse
00:54:29
Noah I'm getting these
00:54:32
lincol Daniel de
00:54:37
LS okay so someone had some fun with AI
00:54:41
and uh that's that's kind of a I I like
00:54:43
that it's a clever angle and it is
00:54:45
interesting to because you hear these
00:54:47
mythical names and they're just dudes or
00:54:50
women just hanging out just idiots you
00:54:52
never really know what they really did
00:54:55
they're so hyped get hyped up
00:54:57
it's we just said at the same time did
00:54:59
we pinky pinky what a finger hey buddy
00:55:03
what are you thinking wasn't there some
00:55:04
Jinx thing put your hand in there like
00:55:07
that that's a dirty one if you do that
00:55:09
yeah don't do that no finger finger what
00:55:12
are you doing I don't
00:55:15
know but by the way we should plug that
00:55:18
on flying the wall we have Joel mcale
00:55:21
this week and next week we got Dennis
00:55:22
Miller on Wednesday that was and a very
00:55:24
special episode that's Dennis coming
00:55:27
back for his second appearance we don't
00:55:30
our first repeat our first full full
00:55:33
Monte repeat so you don't want to miss
00:55:36
we'll repeat some of the favorites
00:55:37
coming up because people some of those
00:55:39
episodes do so well that we have to
00:55:41
bring them back but we just Rift with
00:55:43
Dennis it was like impossible to keep up
00:55:44
with him it was for me it's just fun to
00:55:47
laugh yeah he is yeah yeah his
00:55:49
references and his articulation of those
00:55:52
references but it was funny watching you
00:55:53
and him go back and forth with uh
00:55:57
the same kind of
00:55:59
uhy we do have similar uh he's one of
00:56:02
the guys I used to like I always thought
00:56:04
Kevin nean we had a similar Vibe a lot
00:56:06
of people I mean you referenced Lonnie
00:56:08
Anderson at one I I try to join in with
00:56:12
Paul Harvey but you beat me too at
00:56:14
Lonnie Anderson as people human beings
00:56:16
who have only one nipple and then you
00:56:18
you drop that really fast and so Dennis
00:56:20
loves a good reference so he laughed
00:56:22
really hard at that so that's a little
00:56:24
cheer of that one I love
00:56:26
you have to stick around a little bit
00:56:28
for that one Joe male is was incredible
00:56:30
too he's got some great stories about
00:56:32
Chevy Chase and others yes we had a
00:56:36
great chest so if you can ever figure
00:56:38
out how to go over to fly on the wall
00:56:40
and also Dan and I are going to be in
00:56:41
where where are we going to be for me
00:56:43
Fantasy Springs Casino is that in Palm
00:56:47
Springs Palm Springs or India yeah and
00:56:51
then there's another there's another one
00:56:52
isn't that a private date in
00:56:55
Indianapolis oh Palm Desert Palm Springs
00:56:57
it's right right I think Indianapolis
00:56:58
might be a corporate that might be
00:57:01
private well they they want each of us
00:57:03
potentially do 50 minutes each I've
00:57:05
never heard of
00:57:07
thing there just said 30 to we're gonna
00:57:10
have to flip a coin I think I'd like to
00:57:12
go first in that case I will tell the
00:57:15
world that Dana is one of the top five
00:57:17
people to not want to follow on the
00:57:19
planet but I'm I will do it because it's
00:57:21
fair and we'll do what it's gonna be fun
00:57:23
either way well all you do when you
00:57:25
follow any body and I've done it that
00:57:27
just crushes it's not going to happen if
00:57:30
it's me but if they Crush then you're
00:57:32
just self-deprecating for about two
00:57:34
minutes and you know and then and then
00:57:37
they forget and you go on but yeah
00:57:39
Fantasy Springs see us there because
00:57:41
we're going to take questions from the
00:57:42
audience and do some kickass stand up
00:57:46
tickets are going fast hey tickets are
00:57:49
going and uh yeah thanks for watching
00:57:50
and listening and uh we will see you in
00:57:53
a week I'll have a lot of reports about
00:57:55
B boys and anything else going on mhm
00:57:59
all right thanks Dan peace and love me
00:58:01
Brothers say something cringey so
00:58:03
they'll be mad peace and love oh look at
00:58:06
those balloons that came up that's cool
00:58:08
peace and
00:58:10
love this has been a presentation of
00:58:12
Odyssey Superfly is executive produced
00:58:15
by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna
00:58:17
Weiss sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro
00:58:19
and Greg Holzman hope you liked it
00:58:24
[Music]
