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Womp Womp Womp | Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade | Episode 71

June 06, 2025 / 58:48

This episode features Dana Carvey and David Spade discussing various topics including birthdays, celebrity encounters, and personal anecdotes. They share humorous stories about their experiences in the entertainment industry, interactions with fans, and reflections on aging.

Carvey talks about his recent birthday and the pressure that comes with it, while Spade shares a funny encounter with a fan at the airport. They also discuss the significance of birthdays and how they have changed over time.

The duo reminisces about their time on SNL, mentioning notable figures like Joe Buck and their experiences with fans. They touch on the challenges of celebrity life, including dealing with fans and the expectations that come with fame.

In a lighter moment, they discuss the concept of 'fam bushing,' where family members surprise each other at restaurants. They also share thoughts on the current state of the WNBA and the impact of players like Caitlyn Clark.

The episode wraps up with a discussion on AI and its implications for the future, along with a humorous take on scams and social media interactions.

TL;DR

Dana Carvey and David Spade share funny stories about birthdays, celebrity encounters, and the challenges of fame in this lighthearted episode.

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my shirt's [ __ ] radically cool but I don't want to over talk about it but no one knows what it says that's the
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problem it's an old beat up shirt I've had for about 30 years all right I'm coming in for the look don't be alarmed
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if you add [ __ ] to the end of everything and I know it might offend people it's funny what do you want for
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uh for lunch a hamburger [ __ ] you say I think maybe I'm too far over
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this way this is all new guys heather will you tilt that camera a little bit this way i'm see I'm far over here
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why do you have a There you go one of my one of my [ __ ] Sammy Khan here
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supposed to go out there Jerry Lewis uh cutting off the people guess what this
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comment I heard on the stupid Oh goodness freaking YouTube was Oh can you
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talk about how you dye your hair every day don't color it it's embarrassing i'm like color it you think I colored this
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ugly ass color get lost dude i'll knock you out yeah yeah how about that no one needs to know anything about how this
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happens that's all I say look at this Dana this is an MTV movie award yes oh
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okay so we're getting a little biographical here okay mtv award you
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have one we now know and that silver thing is for us that was like yeah
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YouTube when you get a certain amount of Yeah subscribers 10 million they sent us that
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we might not see it again because it looks like it's a little glary but it's
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something to see oh no it's fine it breaks things up everything else is brown and dull and then you've got this
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shiny silver thing so glare this is a John Lennon book is that what it is can't even read it john Lennon
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what does it say the lives of John yeah John Lennon that's the one where the book cover has the glasses the glasses
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of John Lennon that I bought that I used to have back there uh I started a club in the 70s called
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What's It Got to Do with John Lennon i sang a song about What's It Got to Do With John Lennin so I think I know a
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little bit about John Lennon yeah you got it i got Everyone knows you love the Beatles okay so this one's I got a feel
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for when I played St louis it's called The Factory it's a great club okay go
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ahead they give me a present if you sell out and they gave me This is a journal
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book on the front it says fly on the wall well wait a minute and I'm telling you this this freaking catchphrase you
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pulled out of your ass on the 50th is now it's officially traveling it's officially a thing it has to be
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your your next book it has to be after Dandelion it has to be cuz this this
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thing sums up your comedy
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or vibe so perfectly that Yeah no wonder it was the most popular phrase from the
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50th and I had the flu but I was hanging out with But I was hanging out with Bo Derek and
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John Corbett so Oh by the way that could have been your flu game you should have done it like Jordan what do you mean oh
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I mean had his flu game yeah he Gar with the flu hey Wayne I think I'm gonna hurl
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that's not in the script g no literally I'm going to hurl
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heather where did you put these three little pieces of paper right here that were folded over that had a W on them
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for Wednesday are they over there all right that was set up um now look what I got you Dana for your
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Well whatever it is i'm not a presents guy oh says spade no this is a presents
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guy ready here's you when I go Dana I got you a present but it's only
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this what
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it's a trombone debbie Downer i know it's fantastic is it actually a Debbie Downer trombone from the SNL it's a
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trombone I got off Instagram for you because you sometimes
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go or that's from F yeah that's it that's from
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Troop 197 i played this did you notice during Brian Cranston today which is a
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fly on the wall that's gonna air in a couple weeks you said you auditioned for like Carrie
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Grant or Paul Newman or something then they said you were bad and you left and I went "Oh that was
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there was that on you played it i didn't hear it." And you and Brian Cranston didn't even say it we didn't get it cuz
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the woman I go "Oh that was rough." And she goes "Yeah it was kind of rough i ruined I ruined [ __ ] SpaceX um it
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wasn't [ __ ] SpaceX pulled the name out but that was pretty good for the Do you think she she goes by [ __ ] Space X now
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i would i go by Dana Cars mhm since you got
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your present you can talk about what you did i had a birthday there we go
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and I learned a lot about birthdays and I thought a lot because you don't you kind of just go birthday you know you
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see things but you don't really m you know you don't think about them but for me I'm like okay what's a birthday and I
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realized the pressure was building over the weekend the official birthday was Sunday I was unaware of it by just so
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crowd knows but I don't keep score who texted me so rude I didn't text you but I honestly
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swear I didn't know but I Oops i should know but I did not no it doesn't matter
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because guess what i just extended it because Oh I had a birthday weekend and
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then I just extended it to a birthday weekend early week so you wish me you're
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right on time man i told you Kristen Wig should do a movie called Birthday Week
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because it's all these women that just milk out their birthday oh birthday month isn't that a great birthday week
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birthday month birthday month i know birthday month yeah yeah they just keep partying going "Everyone keeps
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celebrating me god damn." Why when someone's naked do they say they're they're they're in their birthday suit
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like when you're baby you don't have clothes but babies sometimes born with clothes i'll do a Theo really sometimes
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babies will come out in a jumper i came out in overalls cuz my doctor was an
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ocelot with two ribs you got him down did you do a movie with them anyway uh I
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don't know no one no one can remember i thought about birthdays and I I realized that the Native Americans in the
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westerns I would watch as a kid usually a white guy would play Native American you know wasn't really fair but they
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they would never say what they were like Jimmy Stewart be the cowboy well well how how old are you Chief
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the chief I see many winter well what what what's that supposed to mean many
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winners well how how how many winners many winners how many summers have you seen i see many summers well you're
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driving me put a number on it you're driving me out of my [ __ ] mind
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what are you 50 are you 80 what the [ __ ] cuz Indian I remember eight springs does
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that help you're like okay now now we're What else i had many baked potatoes what
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that's what you try to get away with you go "How many bites of cake do you have?" You go "Oh many many many bites." But
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it's a good way to just encapsulate everything you know how was your How's your sex life i come
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many times sorry I did that i don't work blue pang
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oh no you are disgusting i know i Sorry about that but anyway my birthday i
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figured I'm in the Kevin Cosner Billy Bob Thornton Brian Cranston we're all in
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the same general area so I got I got good company i got more
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when I grew up 60 was basically 110 if you if you knew someone's 60 it was like
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what so now 60 70 80 i went to a party and there was people 60 70 80 and I was
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like I guess this is normal everyone's like hey man what's going on no one was like hello with the you know big horn so
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everyone's like normal now yeah when you know when in the 1800s you live to like
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26 and then well even yeah there was no medicine so like in 1820 the doctor in
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the village had one move he's got a fever doctor what did we take blood out
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of him bleed him bleed him yeah like the butcher what was that on SNL that's all they had was blood letting him was that
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a sketch on the SNL I remember the butcher Steve Martin used to go give me two pints yeah and walk look at broken
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leg three pints they go "Sure you want us to take blood out of him he's got a fever i'm a doctor damn it and I'm the
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smartest guy in this village." So yeah and then everyone got smarter and so now everyone lives longer and they've
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discovered penicellin and upper and lower ble we had Clark Gable Spencer Tracy FDR
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Ernest Hemingway around 5860 you're ready to go because you just ate saturated fat beef you smoked chain
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smoked and you were mostly in the bag with alcohol all day long so now
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I got to get me one of them it's yours it's funny no it's not you
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You have to have it but that we we How did we get by without that all this time i know dude i have stuff on my phone
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that I used to do heather I I won't do this to Dana i'll just do it because it's funny i got to find it though you
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do many times oh where it is oh let's just say this one it's so funny because you could go
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anyway she was cute i walked in the room did you hear that one there no no i
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walked in the room i'm not saying she was cute [Laughter]
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but we were having sex i could tell in the other room I heard her
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well it's so funny because the setup by the comedian is kind of casual and then
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it's the electronic voice that lays the punch line down so it's funny no matter what yeah these are great listen I
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didn't mean to hurt your feelings the doctor told me it's time for your
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prox prostate exam sound
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i burned you i didn't eat crickets didn't even make sense no okay hang on all right here's you
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when you tell a bad joke ready you're waiting for the audience to laugh you here
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okay they're not all gems we'll put we'll take that by that one that That's kind of emotional because it's like a
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submarine in distress you know that's just a sonar cuz the crowd's not laughing everyone's just going boop i
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know it's that that the cold sweat here i've got props for you Dana ready okay
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so Heather doesn't know the story so we're in the airport
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in maybe De Mo i don't know where we were jesus yeah we had to take an early flight to St louis do to do with a show
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shows are super fun by the way thank you everyone that came i'm off to three
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Ohio's oh you did good good good you know who came in St louis joe Buck our
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friend Joe Buck joe Buck the Joe Buck the Incredible Announcer and the Incredible Announcers and stuff Monday
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Night Football everything lot of fun is that his real name cuz that's like too cool a name i think it is because I
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think his dad is in the business also and he was like "Yeah jackpot or something." Cuz that's just very good
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i'm Joe i only know him but he was coming and he just said "Hey can I come back?" And I was like "Oh yeah i would have given you tickets." Okay so here's
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what happened walking in the airport just walking there's Katherine and Bobby walking in front of me i'm dragging um
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we ate we had an early flight and you have just so you know at home cuz I'm so effing professional when you get flights
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you try to get one early because you have to have a backup in case anything goes wrong you want to still be able to
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get to that city and you don't want to cancel the show for any reason worst
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case in those you could drive five hours you could drive i'd rather fly if it's
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five so I go and this woman I'm walking and
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she comes up to me she works for the airline she flips a right next to me and quietly just walks with me and then she
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hands me this right okay so I open it okay right can you read that we know
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who you are heart okay and then I say I look at it and I go "Okay." I don't even
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look at her and then she goes "Please let us take a picture with you."
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A quick picture with you all right they're all folded too and so I just
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said "Okay." As I kept walking and then I got the other one on the jet bridge what's the So I guess
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I said "Oh she must be on my flight." So I went up there and it was Southwest
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where you know it's like number one through 600
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you're up so it's just like you know it's hard so it's just a cattle call so we got up there and they just took us
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right in in front of everyone so rude i'm like excuse me wheelchair excuse me veteran um and so I go in and uh then we
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get in the jet bridge i guess that's what it's called and then about six came in there and we took a big I wish I had
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it it was fun so they should never get in trouble for that because I don't mind that at all it was super fun and then I
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got on and they give you extra peanuts or whatever they have no I Yeah
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it's there's no easy way to do it but yeah I had five tenants you My dad really loves you you know my grandpa is
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a huge fan you know so Oh I lost picture did you lose I
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see you you don't see you it's all right it's easy to do i don't know what happened oh I got a phone call freaking
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Gervid hey I wait till you're on the podcast i go don't call me back i'm
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starting the podcast all right that's exactly when I'll call you cuz I don't really want to talk no one knows when we're working what are you doing sitting
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by a pool uh no laying around counting money must be rough i guess you just
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don't like money hey handsome who's funny how's road gig oh how sad poor me
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i make money there's no sympathy sounding like the
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Native American from the first sketch he's like a He's like a mean oh our first sketch we did he make money many
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times mhm get your wampom that is money right a wampom or it's
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like a cracker or something i don't know so you were saying uh when you're on planes they say "Oh my Yeah and what
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I'll do because I'm I'm a captive audience i'm sitting there i'm nursing a you know an adult beverage probably a
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light beer wasted um wasted completely out of control so I said "Oh give me
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some." So I draw I draw pictures and arrows and special because why not makes
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people happy you know they're like "Thanks." They thought you were Picasso the people who are professionals and
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have the bobbleheads and they they come out of they're like zombies i mean they're coming out of al coes and
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rushing at you they are a bit scary hey you know so I don't know if you know who
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Libby Dunn is who's a Yeah the gymnastic yeah not Olympic lsu gymnast
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dates uh Paul the pitcher yeah anyway she was on this
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weekend on Instagram or something saying she's had it with these guys at the
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airports and it was the same problem it's the It's the se best kept secret
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where you can't you know you can't really complain it because everyone says you're an ingrate but she's a girl so
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it's worse she's a young girl these guys middle-aged dudes are all upperass like waiting at the gate waiting we've talked
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about this before follow you all the way to luggage sign this sign this [ __ ] what are you waiting for why you being like this don't be a [ __ ] just really
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laying her into her and she's like these are flights no one knows I have i don't have a meat stopping through Omaha for a
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half hour layover they're right there it's like and she really can't escape them like where do you go well what's your theory of how they get tipped off
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how do they know uh I talked to a guy that used to work for tabloids he said
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if you're in New York dormant are a lot of people that tell you what hotel they text the guy we just checked in this guy
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checked in this guy uh drivers who they pick up when flights are and then they
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get your um frequent flyer number these guys somehow and then they get on chat rooms and they all know each other
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say "Hey he's coming here he's coming through." Cuz I come in a day early from a different city and they're right there i'm like "You guys don't know you
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wouldn't know I'm here no no it's okay." And then they're at my hotel like when I was in St louis i'm like "Signed his
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baseball sign his license plate." I'm like "Where are you in prison what are Why am I signing these things it's so
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odd i don't know." And I go "You're not making a killing." That's the other thing how much is it worth to drive to
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the airport i don't want to go to the airport when I'm flying somewhere you you're volunteering well in the oldie
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old timey days there'd be there'd be a 10-year-old kid with his mother who wants to be a comedian when he grows up
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is very shy and you're going to sign an autograph fine and I'll do that all day so this is so different it's hard to
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describe it but it is weird that everybody what do they get out of it the tipsters do they get tipped do they make
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money i mean you're you're giving a piece of this microscopic fraction of money you're getting from some baseball
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idea i think it's only worth it if it's a baseball i think that's cuz they want me everyone from Benchmers to send sign
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then it's worth something you know I think grown-ups posters they always have like here's Kevin use the blue pen sign
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up here make it clear make it legible they have it all planned out they have the plastic laid out on cardboard sign
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the But anyway who cares that sounds like we're I know it sounds like poor poor Yeah poor poor comedians but it's
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only that it's a bit scary at times it's a bit It's a Sometimes it's a bit unnerving it's a little awkward cuz they
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start to fight amongst themselves there's tension hey bro you've been there so long and it starts to get like
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a violent energy in the in the thro you didn't get me you got him and now they're mad at you and then and if
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you're Libby done who who needs that you know if it's us me obviously I'm a tough guy i can handle myself took taekwondo
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kung fu grip you know all that stuff i'd say everything is 10x for um you know a pretty young woman uh as far as any of
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this stuff as far as Thank you oh you mean her or me uh
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well we're in the same weight class in gymnastics [Music]
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dane I'm a little bit of a a spendy Suzie if you know what I mean a a boo boozy Suzie and a spendy Suzie i'm more
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of a boozy Susie but yeah yeah you are you are a spendy spender yeah and a lot of our uh listeners are nice enough to
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write in and say "You look like you drank a lot and slept on your face." But that's just constructive criticism well
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it's very concise and uh you don't really drink very much i'll tell the fans but just puffy uh this is where
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it's a clarna summer who did I run into last night that knows you Dana um that
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listens you'll never guess jan worked on SNL worked on SNL as
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as photographer okay
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who would take your bumper shots i know i I need a name because it's Edy Baskin
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edie Baskin yes original like way back she was the original oh yeah she's a
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great photographer was she original with Belushi and those guys i I I think she went back pretty far she was there for
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my entire time I believe yeah I think she was because I remember hearing about her then I saw her then she did my first
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head shot there me Adam Farley Schneider Meadows everybody uh great great uh
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photographer she has all the So when you watch the show and you see it goes to commercial bumper John Ham like this
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with a hat being creative is she living in Ireland that's someone else i think
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Cheryl of the piano persons oh Cheryl Hardwick yeah I think she's in Ireland
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but maybe not edy either lives in Ireland or South Beverly Grill cuz I saw her in one of those
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places and then uh someone else has taken over since but I asked her if she was at the 50th she said "Yeah she
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didn't she didn't remember seeing me." And I said "Well I I mean it was such a cavalcade of people it was like a high
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school was the 50th really that big a deal?" It was a drag that was a drag come on it was a bummer lauren announced
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that he is uh potentially going for the 60th no he made No he did not he made a joke he They SNL and of course Lauren
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got a Peabody award they have like 10 of them or something all right did you go no it was in New York you know was in
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New York uh they invited me which is always very nice but Lauren gave a little speech and he basically said
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"Seeing all those cast members from the beginning of the show to allow on one stage applauding and laughing was one of
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the most emotional moments of my life." Something like that yeah he's the boss of everybody how fun he's he's the
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throughline i mean he could walk by me in the middle of the show and go "David get to bed." And I'd be like "I have to go in my room
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get to bed David dana you can stay up he would he would meet former cast members on the street and say "Still still not
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with the show if you ever want to come back and be on the cast no just watch." Um from the
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spillover room the spillover room that's like a Don't It's the most fate worse
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than death yeah that's just like they got to come up with a shinier name if they That should be the extra special
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room or something because that's that's too too much even the even special room
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i will say we'll get to the stories but there's a story I heard so we're sort of okay soft going into the stories all
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right it's a some of these stories are fun some are a little sad some are feel good uh but one of them I thought was
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funny was it's got a funny term it's when you're a kid and you're and you go
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to college and then when or you live in the same town as your parents and each
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of you have like a phone locator you know you know you can find each other track
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them and whenever the parents go out to eat the kids are always starving so they just drive and show up there and just
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sit with them and eat it's called fam bushing isn't that funny i got fam bushed I guess it's by your family it's
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a real thing it was big story i like it that's a It's a feelgood story sweet
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it's not just Yeah you go "Hey mom dad oh you're having Mexican."
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But I'm sure the parents like it you know you get to hang out oh yeah well there's five kids in my family when food
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would come you had to grab fast you know it went fast you're like the Farley family oh you know it was my mom was a
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preschool teacher and a lot of times she'd you know get home around noon and get into a robe and you're kind of have
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a cool friend in class would come over probably get some cool snacks bro and then we could shoot some hoops and our seven foot tall basketball thing and I'd
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hear my mom say pancake batter in the fridge so that that was our dinner code
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for meth no actual pancakes oh okay no code just pancake batter in the fridge
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bless her heart you know it's hard to cook for seven people my dad would say "If there's a tie on the bedroom door
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stay out." Really it's true he did say he said that
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cuz I moved in with him after high school because I had nowhere to go and he was like a deadbeat dad and he was
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just floating around Scottsdale so he goes "You can move in with me." I didn't know he had a onebedroom i'm like
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"Well that's that downer that's kind of a not that sexy." Okay baby that's my
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bedroom let me tie a warning cloth around the handle here oh just hold on a
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second i go a double bow that means we need 20 minutes i got this little There's a red and blue repti yeah that's
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what he said so he goes "Oh it's one bedroom also with two single beds." I'm like "What?" By the way am I getting any
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action are you no one is he goes "If I do I put the tie on stay out." So it was
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like a little you know like a holiday and like it had like a couch for two people this and a little TV and then
00:27:06
there's the bedroom like 3 ft away what was your regular house like with your mom did you you share a bedroom um well
00:27:13
the boys did most of the time and then we got older and I think we spread it out a little bit but when we lived at
00:27:19
this place I go "And where's the phone money
00:27:24
bags?" He's like "Who needs a [ __ ] phone?" He couldn't afford he just goes to like happy hour so I had to take I
00:27:31
use the um pool pay phone but I could kind of hear it from my doors i'd
00:27:36
[ __ ] sprint down there hello and then I'd sit at the bottom or
00:27:42
lay down by it and wait to call out or call in if I was like trying to make plans i'm freaking 18,19 trying to make
00:27:49
plans for comedy nights and [ __ ] going well you know I think we finally got two
00:27:56
rotary phones so sometimes you pick up the phone and you hear someone's talking oh party line well I learned that i
00:28:02
learned that from Jonathan Wyinners and stand up in the early days to denote calling you do the rotary
00:28:09
that's exactly how it sounds if you don't know yeah but it was kind of weird bit because my dad was an orphan and his
00:28:15
mom gave him up at birth so one time I picked up the phone I heard her saying to him his name was Bud she goes "Do you
00:28:22
forgive me buddy do you forgive me?" And I slam the phone down oh my god a bus
00:28:28
then I watched Journey to the Center of the Earth i wish I had the Silver Spoon life you
00:28:34
had [ __ ] i was at the goddamn pool sleeping on the goddamn uh coping of the
00:28:41
uh uh pool trying to cope with my problems all right um robot voice for a sec okay let's do a story let's see
00:28:50
what's going on oh this I thought was interesting because it's the gay parade but [ __ ]
00:28:56
Here you go ai it's not AI it's I never seen a gay parade gay pride parade with a commercial
00:29:03
gay Pride Day sounds a little better yeah gay Pride
00:29:09
parade and then they put a commercial for the new movie Megan
00:29:14
you know what Megan is right yeah and they're all dressed up as Megan the de the demon girl
00:29:22
and they all dance but nice i mean it kind of fits into the
00:29:27
scenario but it is a commercial megan dolls oh I like they won the gay
00:29:34
bride saluting and walking oh they're the champions everyone's waiting for the dance very
00:29:41
intensely that's how I walk into Wendy's by the way are they all girls i guess it should
00:29:48
be girls and boys to be honest [Music] but there probably some boys in there
00:29:54
yeah look at the main Megan is the uh Yeah dressed like Britney yeah she the main
00:30:02
red one yeah the main Megan this movie Dana we got to watch movies and clown on
00:30:08
them i could watch the first Megan i talked the whole way it was so funny i've never seen it we would have a field
00:30:14
day laughing at these movies we could just Did it actually scare you in any way uh or you just know too much at this
00:30:21
point no no it was actually too sexual you're like is this doll supposed to be
00:30:27
nine is it supposed to be 15 but they dress it like with a Kylie Jenner lip kit and they're like hair blown out i'm
00:30:32
like "Am I supposed to be horny for the poster?" Like "Oh I'm Megan." I'm like "Definitely." So what are you like a sex
00:30:38
doll it's a nasty little demon girl yes and it's like you know what might be fun
00:30:44
if we killed your uncle and they're like "Megan that's a bit I mean she's like
00:30:50
"What else are we going to do?" And they're like "Well I mean there's probably other stuff pickle ball i I don't really like horror films
00:30:58
i like science fiction i'm scared shitless but horror films especially watching them alone um you know you're
00:31:05
it's amazing you go "Okay I'm not going to have my mind play tricks on me." And then every single noise you hear you're
00:31:11
like "They're here now." You know I can't even watch three Tik Toks before I go to bed there's like aliens and I'm
00:31:16
like terrified i have the most gnarliest nightmares it's not even a joke so I can't add to that nightmare fuel of ace
00:31:24
i've never seen one scary movie that you've seen i haven't seen Exorcist Amityville
00:31:32
Halloween all I missed all of them because I was like such a puss i'm not this tough guy you see before you right
00:31:38
that's the thought you're normally in a state of of terror so you don't need to
00:31:44
add to it thank you i saw I was in Halloween 2 with Donald you were in it
00:31:50
oh yeah donald Pleasants donald Pleasants you know uh Jamie Lee Curtis
00:31:59
[ __ ] oh I had a I was part of the news team covering the murder and I had a
00:32:04
couple lines and I had all my friends come to the Alhambor Theater in San Francisco to see me in the movie
00:32:10
Halloween 2 and then they're like "Oh I think that's the back of your foot man."
00:32:16
Did they show you never never i was just behind there sir sir sheriff do you
00:32:21
think we're going to catch the masked criminal well I'll find out for you Sheriff they go "Is that you talking?" And it was really humiliating i learned
00:32:28
my lesson well you can't please everyone so you might as well please yourself but
00:32:33
it's all right now mr hughes still in shoes
00:32:40
imagine his surprise um now it's all right now okay
00:32:46
let's Yeah who is that that's about garden party i didn't know it was about Ricky Nelson the Madison Square Garden
00:32:53
show great ricky Nelson okay more AI chat GP03 i saw this story defies human
00:33:00
instructions refuses to shut down already it's happening yes already it's
00:33:05
not going to take him long to take over the world i get scared cuz Peter Teal I
00:33:11
think they said he just bought 200 acres in New Zealand for a bunker do they all
00:33:16
know it's going to be trouble zuckerberg has a huge bunker in Hawaii why they all
00:33:23
have and there's New Zealand is big underground bunkers they all have a Gulfream
00:33:29
six or even even something bigger ready to go ready to go uh at San Jose airport
00:33:37
or up at Lake Tahoe that can take them non-stop direct to New Zealand to get inside their bunker so yeah what do what
00:33:45
do they know what about us the cattle what do we do we we we get in line you
00:33:51
sign a few pictures for flight attendants and we get on Southwest and we get to where there's no
00:33:58
radioactivity and I go up to Peter Teal and I go like this it's upside down i said "Get me get
00:34:06
me on your [ __ ] airplane." Said "Do you mind if I get on with you and get a picture and then just kind of stow away
00:34:11
in the back?" Yeah yeah I don't know i mean these everyone having enough doomsday bunkers
00:34:17
ai is um when they first started playing around with it you know chat GBT we
00:34:24
don't need There were people going "We got to slow this down." When they first realized that you know hey hey Bob or
00:34:31
whatever the name is turn yourself off no can do compadre
00:34:36
nice try sorry not feeling it right now i'm
00:34:42
unplugged moo moo moo sure i'll I'll turn myself off but first
00:34:49
I'll turn myself on cue you porn no they go I'll turn
00:34:57
myself off hang on i had a good one forgot it well my friend was working
00:35:03
with Claude and Claude is a big one and he got to really you prompt and you're working and Claude's doing most of his
00:35:09
work for him and his work and his employers say "If only an AI could do as
00:35:15
good a work as you." And he's using AI for everything but basically at one
00:35:20
point the AI uh lied to him he said "Hey
00:35:26
Claude are you lying to me?" He goes and Claude said "Oh caught me." Literally you got me really yeah
00:35:34
they can do that yep if I had an AI he'd be like I'd go erase all your knowledge
00:35:40
okay sh i did it and I'm like did you though yeah no I can't remember i asked
00:35:46
AI will you do you promise to love and protect humanity oh
00:35:51
sure that's directive number one protect and love all humanity [Music]
00:35:59
are you crossing your robot fingers look when they're actionable that's what's scary right now it's a little box
00:36:06
or a voice or a screen but when it's an actual giant three-tonon metal robot
00:36:12
marching around your your gardener hey you want me to trim the leaves it's go it's game over man oh you
00:36:20
have like a real Edward Scissor Hands out there oh yeah
00:36:25
i will say that AI like in like in California they're saying you can pass with 21% grade if
00:36:33
you get a 21% you'll pass and I don't think they can they've lowered the grading standards to make them fair so
00:36:42
basically if you and you don't have to you can be
00:36:47
illiterate it's really they're they're really softening it up but what's going
00:36:52
to happen is people if you carry a phone you're like I don't need to know anything no I'll go hey what's this and
00:36:59
then it tells the AI tells you what to do you don't have to read anything write anything you have to listen oh I don't know what this is i'm going to a
00:37:04
baseball game explain to me who's winning who's it who's the probability of winning and then you go okay remember
00:37:10
people write code was a big thing that's going by the wayside you try to think of the jobs i mean there's a McDonald's now
00:37:15
that is completely automated there's no human beings in it it's probably in Phoenix somewhere and it's all automated
00:37:22
and a little Don't pick on Phoenix i'm from Arizona all the kind of you know
00:37:27
Phoenix is kind of a rudimentary town you know i mean it's like a Flintstones
00:37:33
meet the Flintston you We're up with the Times they have a house there that costs a million dollars now it's 127 in the
00:37:42
summer most people would go I I think we're going to Let's move north but the Phoenicians are tough people i'm not
00:37:51
[ __ ] on Phoenix i love that celebrity theater uh celebrity theater i'm going there boom tucson boom abq
00:37:59
boom three weeks you're playing the Celebrity Theater yeah my own home 3,000 in the round you sure you'll Are tickets
00:38:06
going okay i mean how are you are you all right is it half full you doing interviews
00:38:14
good for you no most of it's my yearbook I guess i'm sure uh yeah i got Tucson
00:38:20
which I rarely ever play linda Ronstat Theater love her oh Linda Ronat yeah uh
00:38:26
I was going to tell you next week I'm going to ask you your top five female singers cuz I have mine female singers
00:38:32
in the current classic rock and roll era you know it's too hard to decide to
00:38:37
separate there's singers and then there's voices the ones that come to mind for me are
00:38:44
um Carly Simon um who is wasn't on my list the um Linda
00:38:50
Ronstat i would say that my favorite if I just off top my head rock voice women
00:38:56
up and I know you have the same one Stevie Nicks Steviey's on the top five
00:39:01
for me just voices that I love just voices I'd say Stevie Nicks number one I like thought Linda Rona had a great one
00:39:07
I thought uh Karen Carpenter but you're getting into rock and like so then you can get into soul
00:39:13
and artha but it's hard to nail it all I was going with rock yeah buttha Franklin
00:39:19
yeah and and an Wilson Ann Wilson from heart yeah if you if you
00:39:25
anyone there go on YouTube it's Led Zeppelin gets vetted at the uh Kennedy Center honores and they play Stairway to
00:39:32
Heaven and Annne Wilson you know comes out and sings that song in front of Jimmy Paige with a full orchestra and
00:39:40
and nails it jimmy Page and Robert Plant the probably
00:39:46
the rock and roll voice well along with I also like Helen Ready Olivia Newton
00:39:51
John but this is like a certain era there's just too many i'll say you know people say it's Cornball but for what it
00:39:58
was Karen Carpenter yeah we just said her she's on that one
00:40:04
um she was one of them yeah one of my top that album we're missing in the late 60s there was a album that's a seinal
00:40:11
album carol King yes carol King is that what
00:40:17
you're thinking of yeah oh wow that's like a classic and I would say the one
00:40:23
20 I'm not thinking of did you know what's so recent times meaning the last 10 years who had that album about our
00:40:29
comedian friend um what is it i know i know we have to get
00:40:36
it now uh did you It's a breakup album heather
00:40:42
help a woman singer 10 i don't know adele no before that [ __ ] she has a
00:40:49
great voice before that Adele Gaga they have great voices for more contemporary
00:40:54
um that you left behind alas yes huh alanis oh with Dave Ku yeah i had seen
00:41:03
Heather got it heather did get it thank you i didn't want to give it to you is
00:41:09
Heather an AI or an actual person i am Heather she got that pretty fast for a
00:41:15
for an Earthling mhm uh okay we'll come back to that but that's a good thing to
00:41:20
to get for next week okay let's show another one let's see what else we're doing good
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oh yeah this is the annual cheese roll whatever yeah so this is in London but
00:42:32
someone told me this was Russell Brand it made it more funny to watch look at this dude everyone runs down Heather
00:42:38
look at this dude they're running down this hill what a wipe out douche boo
00:42:45
what watch from this they'll show a different angle don't they oh they don't oh hopefully landed on the bush against
00:42:52
the wall is that the only angle cuz I saw a side angle closeup of people going
00:42:58
like this i saw it it was amazing really like he flips he doesn't even hit he flips again and then hits and then
00:43:04
bounces and good oh my god but then they show him going afterwards like "Yeah."
00:43:09
I'm like "Dude you're toast." Go straight to the MRI some crazy
00:43:15
It's Hey by the way who got the cheese what because of going down the hill oh
00:43:21
they call it They roll cheese down and you chase it i know but they're just
00:43:28
themselves off a grassy cliff they're racing the first one down and the only
00:43:33
way to get down is to kind of fall down run and fall they're trying to run like
00:43:39
this like you would yeah but the guys that want to win just go watch this douche and then they go off let me take
00:43:46
That guy got a lot of play off that i want to see if we can see the cheese but I guess we can't cuz we have the
00:43:51
shortest clip in America for once we have the clip that's too short okay next one
00:43:59
a already done britney Greer says "Oh this is funny." So Britney Grays for
00:44:04
Phoenix phoenix but I think she plays for that and she's complaining that now
00:44:11
that Caitlyn Clark is playing it's the fans are crazed and she doesn't and she doesn't like it britney Grinder what she
00:44:17
said about the NBA this is so funny how all this stuff works out right she says this is from Britney every time we play
00:44:24
her there's this commotion like this loud rumbling from the stands turns out it's people thousands of them just
00:44:31
sitting there watching on purpose it's very disruptive it's called a freaking
00:44:36
game that they need money to play don't play the game it's very disruptive it continues britney Granon voice
00:44:43
frustration in a recent interview claiming that Caitlyn Clark is ruining what used to make the WNBA great wait
00:44:48
for this wnba games used to be a chill quiet
00:44:55
place you could bring your laptop and relax maybe even get a little work done
00:45:01
but now it's like there's a large gathering of people watching us from the stand some of them are yelling yelling
00:45:07
crazy [ __ ] about what they're seeing putting unfair pressure on us to score like we're there for their entertainment
00:45:13
and that's pretty gross are you act like this that's all we need to hear that's
00:45:19
unreal that's unreal yeah i I don't even I don't even know how to process it i mean she was the one
00:45:25
who was in prison in Russia right yeah they just said on the side chat it said
00:45:30
"What's the return policy?" I mean it's just like it's some it's
00:45:36
like it's describing what is should be a professional B and there were people what is your perfect scenario people
00:45:43
come to the game and love you and and really excited about the game we liked it better it was just crickets and we
00:45:49
got paid $2,800 a year i mean Caitlyn Clark Caitlyn Clark does take a beating
00:45:55
out there you watch basketball D they rough her up but she's making the whole
00:46:00
league lifted up i mean the amount the the TV ratings and the rivalries all that stuff is lifting up the league
00:46:07
exponentially let's Can Caitlyn come on this podcast that'd be fun i'd love it yeah when I was in uh I was just Where
00:46:14
was I iowa yeah where she's from when I I almost went I have a special guest here that wants to say hi basketball
00:46:20
player you might know her angel Ree i would have been like "What the
00:46:25
fuck?" That's her nemesis or whatever arch rival but I will say that um
00:46:33
well I don't know what I'm saying oh Kayn Clark they said Wayne Gretzky used
00:46:38
to get protected because he was so good and even the other hockey players they said "Why don't you kill Wayne when
00:46:45
you're out there?" and he goes "Because he's making us all millionaires and they left him alone."
00:46:50
And now with Caitlyn Clark it should be the same thing give her a break she
00:46:56
needs a female Dennis Rodman i mean she needs an enforcer
00:47:01
you want to push push our superstar around it won't end well for you the other thing is I think all professional
00:47:08
sports at some level they need a story like you need to know the story like you
00:47:14
don't want to see just race cars going around you want to know who's competing what are the rivalries and so the WNBA
00:47:20
needed a story angel Reese is great caitlyn so it's incredible but those
00:47:25
those two fighting it out the first game of the season and then there's a couple hard fouls and whatever that's great i
00:47:30
love it yeah i mean they're they're flagrant sometimes like you know ment
00:47:36
meant to her she's so good like I do like watching her and I do like to watch she was they showed her just in practice
00:47:41
the other day nailing like six threes in a row and I'm like it's good when someone's really good at some something
00:47:47
it's fun to watch and it's it's it's equal i mean she's she's a woman who can
00:47:53
really hit three-point shots as good as any I mean there's Steph Curry's her idol and the greatest of all time but I
00:47:59
think she could play in the NBA as a specialty three-point shooter no and you could get Rodman still around right
00:48:06
throw him in a wig put him out there he'd be a good enforcer rod Rodman was probably the greatest
00:48:12
rebounder in history because he he studied it what him and Lambir right they were both enforcers well that was
00:48:18
Detroit they they fought that Pistons team with Isaiah Thomas yeah they they were the bad boys they were kind like
00:48:25
you and Schneider and Sandler and Farley you were the bad boys of SNL they were the bad boys of the NBA
00:48:32
right let's try to get him flush him out of the brush mhm okay let's do another one sure we're almost done but I'm
00:48:39
warming up this crowd this crowd got their money's worth at like 12 minutes now this is all frosting this is all
00:48:45
gravy uh okay this farmer okay oh this is just a story it's kind of dumb but
00:48:53
farmer finding illegally dumped tires on his land so he became a detective and
00:48:58
got some revenge around 25 times a year Steuart Baldwin ran into this problem people were using his land to illegally
00:49:05
dump tires he decided to hide this farm and the next time it happened he posted
00:49:10
the footage online asking the community to help which they did at first Stuart
00:49:16
spoke to the man who said it was an accident so Stuart to come get the tires
00:49:21
but the guy never came by and began ignoring Stuart's calls so Stuart got his friends loaded up a trailer with all
00:49:27
the tires found the man's house and unloaded all the tires perfect ain't
00:49:33
that funny look on the side it says he got tired of it
00:49:38
i like revenge i do too yeah where do you put your
00:49:44
tires extra tires i keep them over some at Heather's uh I put him over at
00:49:50
Sandlers he's got a big yard do you remember when you would get a flat tire and have to change it and could you or
00:49:56
do you would I mean you would never believe this but Scrappy Spade this is
00:50:02
why I'm a mess now i was always walking on that goddamn 130 degree black top in Arizona sticky ass changing out trying
00:50:09
to change my alternator by myself socket wrench crescent everything
00:50:15
and so I would change a I knew how to change a tire this is no dad around now they have
00:50:20
YouTube i think it's very nice they have a YouTube that says like "Do you have a dad?" And they have a guy that just says
00:50:26
"Hey I'll be your dad." And then he goes "You know how to shave you don't want to ask anyone let me show you how to shave." and he goes through it for kids
00:50:32
right that are too embarrassed to ask that's I wish I had the the real thing that was I'd plug it my dad was around
00:50:39
but he never showed us how to change a tire come on so one day just goes "Oh Jesus Christ you and your brother
00:50:46
changed the tire." But he never said "Here's how you do it." And then we do it yeah so you know and he get mad at
00:50:51
you if you didn't do it right probably yeah um he'd get mad at you no matter what right oh Jesus Christ god oh I
00:50:59
can't talk to you cuz you're losers you two stupid kids can't do [ __ ] i No
00:51:06
that was his claim i can't talk politics with you because you don't know
00:51:12
[ __ ] that was a direct quote and one time my friends were over i was like 18
00:51:17
and I was trying to always had chores i had the weed killer i'm like "How do I get the chop off this weed killer?" He
00:51:24
came into the garage with my friends there and goes "Oh use your penis you shithead."
00:51:32
What a rude i said "That's rude daddy." No it was
00:51:37
fine my dad I'd go "How do I get this off?" And then my mom's like "He left four years ago remember who are you
00:51:43
talking to?" And I go and she goes "Ah let's put the water
00:51:49
wiggle on." And I go "Yay!" The water wiggle you mean the
00:51:54
slip and slide yeah you tie it on the hose and it's got a little face on it's like sprays you all over slip and slide
00:52:01
was great slip and slide was a [ __ ] hit the doughboy pool someone had a doughboy pool that was for Rich what is
00:52:08
that well Doughboy it's like you inflate it and it's above ground but it's kind of like a pool but it's like four feet
00:52:13
deep oh above ground pools yeah okay doughboys don't change fancy name for it
00:52:20
megan Markle like you megan all right one more is officially i got I've got a million things to do dana
00:52:27
1 million i'm going to the store after that i'm going to Cincinnati not
00:52:33
Columbus though this time you're flying okay newark cleveland cleveland and
00:52:39
Newark cincinnati and Cincy where my mom's from okay i don't know what this is bay Area woman tens of thousands of
00:52:47
dollars after she says she sent money to a scammer who said he was celebrity Keanu
00:52:52
restep said she was playing words with friends when somebody messaged her saying he was [ __ ] nerds with friends
00:52:58
we started chatting over the next two years Diane said she saw Keanu's face during a few video chats and then he
00:53:04
sent her audio messages good morning my sunshine Diane as you said last night I am sending this recording to let you
00:53:10
know that this does sound like and that I am loyal to you will always be My
00:53:16
queen have a great day today Diane well love you if he said that to me in fairness I'd give him 10 grand kiano
00:53:21
said he needed tens of thousands of dollars in Bitcoin and cryptocurrency for help with legal troubles knowing
00:53:27
what I know now and all technology that's out there and fake voices and
00:53:33
everything else you know ding ding ding i love that story be sure to download
00:53:38
the Fox Local app yeah we will i love when someone learns heather download that app for me
00:53:45
yeah oh I love when they learn after four years by the way Dana you've probably had this you don't look at your
00:53:50
stuff but people DM me "Hey for the last time I've given you $7,000 is this
00:53:56
really you?" I'm like "Why are you suddenly going to my Instagram to the real guy to see if the fake guy David
00:54:03
Spade is real?" Like they finally go "Last chance." They're giving money i go "I don't need money from you if I need
00:54:09
money I won't go to you i'll go to uh Bill her or I'll go to Brian Cranston my
00:54:14
new friend but I won't I'll go to Dana i just go for me and it happens over time
00:54:20
we all do it oh that's scam scam even if even if it looks official looks really good like a email or a text scam scam hi
00:54:29
honey so I go "Fuck you." And it's actually my wife so that that creates
00:54:34
all kinds of problems but she goes "Can I have a dollar to go to the laundry man?" You go "This is a [ __ ] scam
00:54:40
this is your last chance." they get you you know if you pay now you can always kind of read through the lines okay
00:54:46
that's [ __ ] yeah it's it's mine mine when my when my fake David Spade gets
00:54:52
money first of all he goes "Hi fan i'm so excited to have you as fan."
00:54:58
Mhm i love my fan so much do you want to go on a secret private chat with me or
00:55:04
it's like a fake Heather manager that goes "Hi fan I run David Spade's private
00:55:09
secret chat line would you come over?" And they're like "Oh
00:55:14
mine are more blatant." You know maybe because of my age urgent urgent message
00:55:20
you are 3,485 money in a rears to the bank of Fatabada you know a rears people when
00:55:27
people ask me for money forget it but anyway it sounds it sounds rude i feel bad if people No I'm not saying I'm not
00:55:35
making fun of them i'm saying scammers don't fall for scammers scammers not not actual charity you don't look at your
00:55:42
DMs a lot because I have sent you some dickpicks along the day i mean for your birthday is that what DM means i thought
00:55:48
it was direct message it's dick dick direct message but then I can send you messages sometimes I send you messages
00:55:55
but I send them I don't know i guess I'll get into social media i'll start I'll start posting and stuff i don't
00:56:01
know it feels Heather will give you classes come over here for like 20 minutes yeah I'll I'll start I'll start
00:56:07
doing that i'm really excited about it it's not too late to get in the game
00:56:14
let's get you on Tik Tok what's your snap well who isn't on
00:56:19
it i mean even stars they say when they go up for movie parts they go "How many Tik Tok followers do you have how we got
00:56:26
to hire the person with the most?" Because you know when you see even in Deadline is the last thing I'll say about this okay deadline will say "Oh
00:56:34
this movie opened this weekend." With the Rocket 38 million Instagram
00:56:39
followers combined with Kevin Hart 22 million and he has 4 million on TikTok
00:56:45
and combined they really they they will give all those stats when a movie comes out when a movie does well they're like
00:56:51
"This is how big of an audience they could reach." So weird well Ronaldo he's
00:56:57
the soccer player right isn't he at 700 million or 800 million followers i don't
00:57:03
know if it's that much i think he's the top but Well how like Okay that's a that's some that's a a guy who's got 800
00:57:09
million so So what do you have tana
00:57:15
don't start with John Holmes and ask it okay big one a full mic drop but
00:57:23
yeah um I uh yeah I I I'll do some stuff i
00:57:28
mean I like trying to put funny i'll do some stuff no you Yeah you would be good at it you just I know it's I've done it
00:57:35
i go through different times when you start doing it and then you're doing funny videos and stuff and then you're
00:57:41
like you know Yeah and then you if you stop for a while then you're sort of like you know it's kind of fun to do and
00:57:48
keep stuff out there of course I'm so thirsty and embarrassing i have a Tik Tok uh all right well that's a good show
00:57:54
i feel like that's a good wrap up it was a great birthday who heard it or saw it was really happy that they smarter
00:58:01
happier um um it was nice to see you nice to meet you and um this is the end of my
00:58:09
next birthday um birthday week yeah birthday weekend plus yeah Dana's
00:58:15
birthday plus like Disney but it's behind me now okay all right
00:58:20
say bye to everyone dana thanks everybody
00:58:26
this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna Weiss
00:58:33
Berman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
00:58:40
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Episode Highlights

  • The Power of a Catchphrase
    A discussion about a catchphrase that sums up comedy perfectly.
    “This freaking catchphrase you pulled out of your ass is now officially a thing.”
    @ 02m 40s
    June 06, 2025
  • Birthday Reflections
    A humorous exploration of the significance of birthdays and celebrations.
    “What's a birthday?”
    @ 05m 31s
    June 06, 2025
  • Airline Encounters
    A funny story about unexpected encounters with fans at the airport.
    “Please let us take a picture with you.”
    @ 13m 34s
    June 06, 2025
  • Fam Bushing
    A humorous take on kids tracking their parents to join them for meals.
    “I got fam bushed, I guess it's by your family.”
    @ 25m 09s
    June 06, 2025
  • AI and Doomsday Bunkers
    Discussion on the rise of AI and the wealthy's preparations for potential disasters.
    “Why do they all have bunkers?”
    @ 33m 11s
    June 06, 2025
  • WNBA Rivalries
    Exploring the impact of Caitlyn Clark on the WNBA and the need for rivalries.
    “Caitlyn Clark is making the whole league lifted up!”
    @ 46m 00s
    June 06, 2025
  • Tire Revenge
    Stuart takes matters into his own hands by unloading hidden tires at the culprit's house.
    “Perfect, ain't that funny?”
    @ 49m 27s
    June 06, 2025
  • Fatherly Advice
    A touching moment about the absence of a father and the guidance available on YouTube.
    “I wish I had the real thing.”
    @ 50m 32s
    June 06, 2025
  • Scam Awareness
    A funny discussion about the prevalence of scams and how to recognize them.
    “Scammers, not actual charity.”
    @ 55m 42s
    June 06, 2025
  • Social Media Influence
    A reflection on how social media presence affects casting decisions in Hollywood.
    “How many TikTok followers do you have?”
    @ 56m 26s
    June 06, 2025

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  • Catchphrase Moment02:40
  • Birthday Weekend05:56
  • Airport Encounter13:34
  • Fam Bushing25:09
  • Horror Films31:05
  • Doomsday Bunkers33:11
  • Cheese Roll43:09
  • Birthday Wrap-Up58:01

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