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Dana wake up this the earliest you've ever done this I'm up at 6 6:15 every
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morning but we're we're we're recording very early this is Farmers hours I I
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don't want to give it a time but it's very early you can see that we both have drinking problems so yeah we have
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sunglasses on because we'd haven't been able to go to our dermatologist and get that sort of
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sponge uh vacuum thing they do for I'll be doing it someone in the comments said
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you drink too much you look so shitty on I go I don't barely drink at all so it
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might be mother nature uh news thanks for your commentary if you drink heavy you're GNA
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get booze face resting booze face but if you drink light and hydrate then never
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know I tell you another thing if you like processed carbohydrates a lot of
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them like a lot of them yeah it's uh tough on the old epidural around the
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cranium okay so hey Dana your epidermis is showing Jes are doing am things now
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what is this Good Morning America now Jesus this is the [ __ ] dooodle do show so what H we're doing this because we
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did already do Superfly Saturday in New York to give people a a summary on this
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this this episode of the rehearsal the blah blah blah but we didn't do the real show so we're just doing a
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pickup an intro a few things about the live show and we'll probably do it again
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next week because there was too much going on there was too much going on we only do it Saturday and then I thought
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well how can we talk about the Sunday night 50th on Saturday yeah and David I
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remember you your eyes got real big and you went blank you're like holy tomato I didn't even put that together I didn't
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we can't talk about what hasn't happened yet but now it has happened so I I wasn't there I had the flu I was on the
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downside of it but I still didn't have the o to travel wasn't recommended so
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you went to represent our podcast what do you got to say the most questions I
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got about it I'll just go through it aside from where's Dana which we cleared up was um which you did want to be there
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and you would have [ __ ] killed it of course um was Ryan Reynolds and Blake being there
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a why were they there they were there because I think they both hosted if you have hosted you are invited you can come
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to any of those events correct yes and of course uh we all know
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this whatever I don't do a deep dive on it but there's some kind of legal action with some actor Baldinos it sounds like
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some kind of pasta place and uh you know I don't know what it is I don't Deep
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dive on it like you and and Heather and Greg do but our team but you guys
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but uh I thought it was kind of funny because it's been in all the newspapers yes I'm from the 50s all the newspapers
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and when Ryan Reynolds said what have you heard basically tongue and cheek about it it was a good moment just that
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was funny but funny they should go they should go to the show they're like us just whatever is going on you try to
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make a joke about it but uh now listen so they show up I think nothing of it I don't really even put it all together
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why are they there I'm like oh yeah they host everyone there is a celebrity wherever you walk it's 400 people and
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not they celebrities or old billionaires there was a lot of walking cadavers Civil War
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veterans cavers there was walking cavers there was one foot in the
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graves well remember those you'd see those old old timey things and it's 1935
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and here these Civil War veterans are now marching down Time Square these
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gentlemen are now 119 but fought in the Civil War and they're in wheelchairs it's very sad and point but um you give
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him some Applause we had some seniors I would have been a senior I'm not I'm busting myself too go ahead yeah someone
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gave me a compliment they said I got old fast so I said oh I haven't I mean I got old and the truth is I got old the
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normal way but they just said it just seems very rapid I said okay thank you I don't like when people haven't seen you
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a while and they get a scared look on their face they don't say anything they just they just go casually holy [ __ ] they just go whoa I don't I like that
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other version you what happened okay so Blake and Ryan
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here's my theory two theories about this whole thing that people have asked me one it was funny
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two uh I think Taylor Swift did not come she came last time to the 40th but I
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think they're in a bit of a snit I hate to use these words but I think there's a
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little bit of minor friction possibly I don't know for sure oh yeah I I I should
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insert this before you go any further um and I know it's going to come off like a non secter but I watched the 50th with
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Taylor oh my God yeah I know we're just friends casual friends and I don't
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really go public with it but a lotch with you um well with Paul I think maybe
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there was some something there also there was some Kur fuffle because I guess Scarlet was married to Ryan
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Reynolds Scarlet Johansson and she was all over the show not all over Ryan Reynolds what a
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lovely human she was so fun she's a great SNL like borderline cast member
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and she was not all over Ry I didn't put that together for the longest time but no one actually gave a fat [ __ ] no one
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said anything she wasn't weird no one was weird about it but I read that and I'm like this is always written by
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someone that wasn't there but anyway we are having fun and here's a little nug
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you know Wall-E I love that Wally he always gets shout outs here I told him that he get shout outs a lot he's our Q
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card guy since day for for decades the the best the best and it's it's a
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sneakily really difficult job when he's timing those cards to the to the actor
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they're sneakily heavy in a side note when Tom Hanks gave a speech at the Lauren like toast oh the toast to Lauren
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the toast to Lauren Seth was funny Tina was extremely funny and then Tom Hanks
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got up and he goes this is going to be a long speech so and then he had Wall-E come out with the Q cards just in the
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middle of a bar and do the Q card so he could read that's a good joke yeah that's a good bit okay so WALL-E WALL-E
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gets uh not not tricked but he goes on a radio station in Australia you know I
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don't know how many press events Wall's doing the qard guy goes on a
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radio something it's hysterical but you know how it's like he's so sweet I they
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definitely want to get one answer from him so at the very end they go hey by the way what was with that Ryan Reynolds
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thing God just goes did he just make that up or was that an adlib or was it
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and he said oh he had a different line in the script and then he came up with
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that and well that's that's sort of arch type it's a classic line I guess we're going to see it yeah right I mean it's
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such a throw way but because of the situation here's what I saw let's see they were telling me that SNL's plan was
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not to have Ryan Reynolds poke fun at his wife's sh allegations but it was switch it up with a little improv I
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1,00% believe that qard Wally who has been doing the qard for SNL for the past
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qard on the Fifi Feb Nick show and he actually spilled the teeth um Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively been in the
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news a lot and Ryan Reynolds uh we know was that an improv or was it scripted
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he's little pacy that was actually we he had a different line in rehearsal and he
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pitched that to replace it so that was his idea to do it he pitched that they we wouldn't want to do anything to
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controversial unless unless they were in on it yeah that was that was his line that was his that was his idea to do
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right he said he wouldn't we wouldn't want anyone to do something that they had they weren't in on which is true
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we're not there to bamboozle a host or so he had to be aware the classic why
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would have you Hur when there's it was perfect great right and they didn't elaborate they just did it but when
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you're saying this the balini um Lively Extravaganza kind of was all over the
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show I texted Lauren afterwards you know wish I could have been there and in
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instead of talking about the show he just goes balini will Now counter suo I
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think that Lively will probably get a new attorney and I said but boy that that Tom Hanks was great and what what
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what about that monologue with Steve and he goes I don't know where Ron Reynolds
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is on this but certainly it really it was it's big at
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that 50th you know uh baldon's Meatball Shop is still
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open um but I will say baldino we've said it wrong literally
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every single time we're addings I I would like I'll say this right now if we're at if if he wants to come on and
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tell his I would love that we're the new [ __ ] Kiki boooo and po pop show in
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Australia n we're gonna put a shrimp on it babby Barbie babby I would say that
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it's also you know look being at the SNL
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thing and everyone sort of saying hey cool Ryan Reynolds and Blake are here it
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helps okay enough of them now I missed it so what did I miss what was the most
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emotional or F I watched the show um I did see Eddie Murphy people
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ask me if I'm tight with Eddie Murphy uh everything bad has evaporated I walked
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by him I saw him at something and then he was at Chris rocks thing I didn't talk to him but there's absolutely no
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anything anymore everyone was cool uh he was in sketches he was up beat the 40th
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remember he didn't do anything yeah uh try Mor impression was great and and then he did that black Jeopardy I was uh
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I had a great seat for that one I saw it hilarious good to see Eddie doing Eddie stuff like that was great at it I walked
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past him on the way into the show and he put his arm back and blocked me and so I
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had to say hi and give he was super cool dapped him up is too much lingo for you
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Dana what is the phrase water under the bridge who started that I maybe it was Billy Bridge or Stevie water but water
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under the bridge means that whole thing with you and Eddie is so over now you're
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friends I'm tearing up behind my cool right now we were friendly uh we should
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have taken a picture because it was fun to see him and then uh there was no weird Vibes at the show it was all good
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sketch of the night blink sketch of the night oh that's tough um I liked a lot
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of different things I liked Amy and Tina going am I am I being too political I
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lik Amy and Tina going into the audience and Q&A they're always funny to me when you see the script and it says audience
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Q&A and there's 35 celebrities listed in the cast that are that's so fun because
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pton Manning is doing one joke everyone flies in for one joke it's great and some hit really big
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I thought I thought the combo of love it's his joke which is funny that he's sitting at so far away he in the
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American Girl Story store good hilarious and then he goes I'm not mad I'm just
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saying I just want to know why I think was the yeah so T are great Riders super
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like and then they come back and she said oh we gave that seat to Julie Lou's uh you know well I felt bad that I
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couldn't go because I think that Mike and I were supposed to do Wayne's World
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so I was glad and I thought that Linda Richmond the coffee talk woman came out
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and really scored and we talked about it and I said Miles Teller was kind of
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nicel looking playing it very with them and they're the Long Island Amy and Maya
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and then Linda Richmond comes in like this neurotic like crazy person he's Landing all his hooks and they're
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playing it kind of straight they're trying to understand this crazy character so I thought that landed very
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nice so I was happy about that for letting yeah Mike got a good score in there you know it was good because it
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was uh and WW would have done great but it was fun to see that because the show was bloed out to about 320 320 yeah W
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would have done great I would have been really happy to do it but it couldn't make it yeah gu uh looks sickly I saw him the
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other day at the mall the g g Brooks no you're gu he's
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like oh my God he's just walking around he's at the comic book store he just got tubes man so leave him
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alone he's the guy alone you know what was one I would have edited out this is ballsy tape uh oh hot tape are you ready
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for [ __ ] front headlines edit I would have lifted the Belushi at the end that
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just made me sad it made me sad and Paul follow it great because Tom Schiller is
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was a great little filmmaker he did some cool stuff but in that moment yeah I felt a little sad and uh well first of
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all Bill Murray's there he's watching all his friends if we were there and we see people that we were super tight with
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and they're all passed away it just it's it's heavy for me and I'm not I wasn't didn't know them all and then it just
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makes the whole place go holy [ __ ] now that was a big famous video they shot for like short film Tom
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Schiller uh Tom Schiller Vision maybe the first or second or third season right yes yeah and it was cool and
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blushi was really good in it uh it just uh was sort of a left turn after scared
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straight and Debbie Downer every time I see it I'm happy and the reason I get so happy is that the sound effects start to
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change over time yeah and I want I actually wanted more I wanted a fog
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horn Chopper uh also uh I wanted to hear
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birds coming in ah ah while they push into her just anything stup oh anything
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that that's great we always love to see that and um Rachel she's great uh she's
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now what do you you think Chevy at the beginning because I know some of the people he was listing you know top 10
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update he did say in not any particular order oh you're talking about Bill Murray Bill Murray sorry did I say chvy
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oh Bill Murray not in any particular order Jeffy was on there but we saw our
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friend Dennis was on there oh oh on the uh upate update Bill Murray top update
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guys my first Bill Murray story before I tell you that was they put you in the audience and you look at your placards
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you know during rehearsal you see where everyone's going to wind up sitting and you go oh that person's here oh they're coming and then I was over here I told
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you I was nowhere near you and then when I went to the show they they go your
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your place is different and it was front row next to Bill Murray and in front of uh Merl Street Marty sh I was like oh
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this is great and uh Brandy Carlile to my left so I go this is super fun and
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they do it and then Bill Murray's backstage but when we go out it's three minutes and they're like oh he's not out
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there so bless his heart seat filler comes in they do a joke about Bill M to cut to him okay is the point of it and
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the camera guy goes like this and he goes I see him on the headset he's like he's not there and they put the C I'm like oh what a bummer there's two people
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there I would have actually sheepishly went up to with pen and paper and said excuse me could I get an autograph right
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that would have been Mill stre and Brandy Carlile those would have been two people I would I don't ever do this and
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I don't want a picture I want a signature so I thought Merill Street was
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it was so fun to watch her in the ad abduction alien sketch with next to Kate
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mcginn because she was having so much fun and when it ended you could see she was on a high because she's done
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everything but has she done um never hosted never hosted yeah maybe Streep
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will now I guess her and Martin Short are uh friends
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I we don't knows with Benny's I want to hang out Martin Short as much as I could
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actually what if they are together fun because remember we all went to the store we all went to the comedy cell
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that night and uh what a fun thing it's fun those two look like a blast well
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Martin I don't know her I just know she's a genius but she's also seems very real and Martin Short can go from
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serious dramatic profound to funny uh in
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a Flash so if if you if you're at a party and you sit next to him then you're just happy he's not always on but
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he can be on you know she seemed very light-hearted I and I love seeing
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Nicholson there uh that was very cool like a tear jerk like what a freaking
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movie star ladies and gentlemen Adam Sandler ladies hey thank you well thank
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you Jack sorry I'm doing Sandler in his real voice not the and his song was
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great and very emotional that teared me up six years Jan gave props to everyone
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got a standing ovation yeah the only standing know with our friend Sandman
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just saying but it was emotional and and well written Dan booula on the keyboards
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yeah of course Adam's right-hand man in music you know I do like about this whole thing Dana is aside bu is great I
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didn't mean to cut you off there um when you see a host like Adam Driver who I don't know from Adam I don't know this
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guy literally he's just a big star seems kind of quiet he just comes like
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everyone comes and just says hey if you want to put me in something if not I'll sit in the audience this will be a fun event and they go this is how it works
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they write a sketch they wrote that New York musical sketch and they go hey Adam Driver you're here do you want to play a
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hot dog he goes yeah yeah and puts on a
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hot dog costume goes out there Maya's a syringe I didn't figure out she was a syringe and I was in it it took me till
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the very because I took a picture of her oh I never posted that one I should have Maya being in syring was so funny she's
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backstage yeah it was a little dark but it those things are so much fun I love Nathan Lan my old buddy from cocaine and
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vodka out cocaine and you know I'll just say this for inside baseball when you're
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a movie star you're in your trailer most of the time you go out you do 20 sh
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takes or something it's so slow motion and then you go here and it's live and you're dressed like a hot dog it's just
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a rush and everyone's laughing during your take instead of after when you're in a movie you not allowed to make any
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noise yeah and everyone's high-fiving you and you're just running into people you don't even know and they're like hey I saw you in this yeah yeah so but he
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was cool he was also a score I was telling you earlier when Julie Louise has her seeing eye dog the dog's blind
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and she go he's getting weird vibes from Adam Driver next to him the energy in
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Adam driver's like this just staring just not playing it too big just staring off no that guy everyone says he's got a
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weird V it's so funny uh look up it's all probably on Amazon Prime you can look up Ferrari he was so good in that
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well he was ridiculous in that I mean it's it's a kind of a dark movie but
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that guy's brilliant so to see him do Live sketch I think he had a time of his
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life you know cool dude uh we will wrap it up because we got the actual podcast but other than that Kevin CER was just
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there at rehearsal just watching they wind up putting him in the audience just because he was coming to the show he
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went rehearsal he was at Chris's uh so he sort he Fel F right into the mix and
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um yeah CER just looks cool he just always looks cool I don't know what he
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look cool he look like someone from Young Guns he's just standing inside he's very comfortable like you can talk
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to him and he's very nice but if no one's talking to him he's okay just being by himself just staring watching
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oh if you talk to him so I don't people know this like he's an inventor he he loves movies don't get me wrong wrong
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but he'll talk about he had stuff for when the uh Gulf of Mexico now the Gulf of America there was an oil spill and he
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has technology to do that so he's like an inventor as well as a producer
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director Dan with Wolves was good go out out it was F it was fine yeah wolves
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were not dancing I'm a movie reviewer it would be nothing without the
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Wolves okay that's it uh so
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let's leave it at that and now we're going into the real podcast that we already did that we'll tell you about the rehear time now you this is like
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sort of a Trippy one because now hear us talking and not before the actual 50th
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so this is a little Twilight Zone A little rod sery for you so don't get
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thrown okay thanks and we will uh see you on the other half of this podcast God Save the Queen
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guess Four Seasons no I'm not going to tell everyone I'm just going by the wall well
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doesn't matter this yeah it doesn't matter it's over well I'm here during the SNL weekend and uh um I will walk
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you through the steps and we're only on just full disclosure Saturday night is that what
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it is and the show is Sunday night so this is airing Friday this is a
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little ahead but people will know I'm not giving spoilers because it's over
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already right right and for me I had lingering effects from the flu
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cough and fatigue so I was told not to travel so I couldn't make it and but if
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I had made it yeah I saw where you were sitting in the audience I was like CER yeah they don't
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even put us we're not even near each other which is the worst thing
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well yeah isn't John love didn't we're past tense now didn't John litz and
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Kevin sit together I we don't know it half the fun we were saying is looking
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where they put all the placards you're like holy [ __ ] this is going to be I was eating my Caesar salad and I realized I
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was in Merill Street's seat but we'll show a picture of that I'll send the picture other and uh I so just now I got
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back rehearsal I they put me in a line and a sketch so it is the longest
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sketch it's not The Californians was it no no I'm thinking of the 40th this is
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melany and I'm like I don't even have to read it melany and Colin Jo wrote it I love it oh uh let me guess they did a
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big Broadway show yep it's kind of it's singing yeah yeah that's he he did one
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when I was there in the Falls was very cool a lot of moving parts that I think a bus came in bone yangang came out it's
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like oh yeah and Pete Davidson is always there at the beginning that's and I'm with Pete Davidson at the beginning
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so we're we're by a hot dog cart and we're basically saying hey we're new to
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New York it's 1975 we're we're artists and we're excited to and John's like don't you
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know that it's New York and you read the screen it's 1975 no one wants to be here
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it's the city's trash at this point dangerous so we are trying to figure out
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he kind of walks us through he goes I'll let New York speak for itself and then you know someone comes out the hot dog
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and yeah yeah I've seen them they're very entertaining and really really uh
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produce big big big big kind of yeah we're number we're over on the side and
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I go don't squint us over here but then it moves to I think Maya and it takes up
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multiple sets and space yeah you go us Maya Adam Driver think a lot of people
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can sing you know I think you can sing too I don't really sing so I'm I'm not not Maya can sing why I can sing a lot
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of these girls Kristen wig is there I love she uh I never see her I never see her out so a lot of fun to see her she
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sings um it's funny Scarlet Johansson just the most random group that's the
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fun of having people back like the 40th you just throw people in uh I think Billy Crystal's in it I think Nathan
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Lane you know well that's the kind of sketch that you could really put a lot of people in it yeah it's
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yeah everybody get you could just think of oh he'll do this she'll do that everyone gets to laugh and so uh so I
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just ran home and just walked on here because they C our run through for our
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sketch was what was it four hours I think at least yeah and that's long for
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a rehearsal four and a half so we got there I had to use Heidi Gardner's
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dressing room oh I got and when I got in there because you know there's a shortage yeah so I go in this dressing
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room and there's all I go is this someone's dressing room they're like yeah Tides I was like well that's nice that she's cool I feel bad and then I
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see a gift bag and there's also one for Ryan Reynolds and they're like oh he's using it right now but his sketch is
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done so he and Blake are leaving and you
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take over now so if he comes back in he'll just grab his gift B so when I'm leaving of course I have to do a bid
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he's signing something and I go behind him and go oh wait are you getting paid for
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this and uh oh big laughs by the page desk and then uh and then said Hi and
00:28:39
then we talked for a second and I went in and uh waited for our sketch but really fun rehearsal day did you use
00:28:46
your time in New York City around all these um talented famous people to pitch
00:28:55
them coming on one of you know what I didn't because I know it's so awkward
00:29:02
it's so awkward but a lot of people have seen it a lot of people say we saw it you know and they listen to it or
00:29:07
whatever everyone's very cool you know one of the cool things was when I was
00:29:13
waiting to go go on way I saw just Kevin Cosner standing in adhes
00:29:19
watching and so naturally I just go chat him up but he's just like yeah I'm not
00:29:25
in the show I'm just checking it out said hey if you need if Yellowstone needs a punch up we get some big [ __ ]
00:29:31
laughs in there got some big set pieces we can do yeah he's uh he's pretty cool
00:29:37
I'll tell you a little one minute story so sounds like a while back I was doing
00:29:42
h i Bob Costa charity event in St Louis for whatever reason I don't demand
00:29:49
anything but I was doing a corporate in Texas and Bob cus provided a private jet
00:29:55
for me uh to St Louis great and then it was going to take me home so then we do the show and Cosner's
00:30:03
there with his band and he's really good he's like a country W I go your songs it came off
00:30:10
was catchy songs he goes catchy he thought maybe it was a disc catchy what do you mean catchy well catchy is good
00:30:15
that's the Beatles are but then we're at the the after thing we're at the table having fun talking and stuff and uh it
00:30:22
came out that I have a private jet was a citation 10 brand new taking me back at
00:30:27
that point I was living in the Bay area so I said you should jump on yeah for sure so for about two hours he was
00:30:34
coming on the jet it was going to be really fun hanging out oh my God how fun and then the guy came over whatever
00:30:40
somebody came over and said oh sorry the jet can't drop you off in Napa
00:30:46
California and then take Kevin to Santa Barbara why not then it was a
00:30:53
big so but then this is the part where and I was like saying yeah but we could
00:31:00
drop them all you I was just kind of embarrassed in a way why do I have a Kevin I and then he was so cool about it
00:31:08
oh this doesn't matter it's fine yeah he was just and not even for one second one millisecond did he go what
00:31:16
that guy get in a jet and I'm not so anyway that's a chiz story right there oh yeah I saw a clip of Y the other day
00:31:22
he goes hey rip hire someone here and don't hire some [ __ ]
00:31:28
like okay and then they hire a girl that's like sort of a redneck girl that's the only clip I do saw there is
00:31:35
no more alpha male show and it was a sleeper it built the whole Taylor Sheridan Empire now we have land man but
00:31:44
when I first started watching Yellowstone because I I love that I was bullied as you know I was a little kid so I love the idea you and me are gonna
00:31:51
tussle you want to throw down you come on you know every guy wants to beat the [ __ ] out of someone else for just
00:31:57
looking yeah I love talking to me I'll talk back to you with my fist I'll beat your
00:32:03
[ __ ] ass yeah he has a cool Gruff voice in it um love CER I love we're talking about CER the only guy that is
00:32:09
not in the show but he is cool and everyone needs to understand it's a really fun to see him in the real world
00:32:15
I'm gonna do a Dana and hold this hey folks what's going on little crowd work yeah hey folks you tried theal you guys
00:32:23
you guys married here's what I do when I do crowd work I go they always have shitty appetite so I go to a couple I go
00:32:29
what you guys uh have their um chili bites and they're like no I let them
00:32:36
answer what' you guys have and they're like oh hot dog mini wieners and I go no
00:32:41
that's not a good one hey what' you guys have there I'll do it to you Dana and then you say um what do I
00:32:47
say you say pizza Well normally they're having pizza bread or something like that yeah yeah say pizza bread hey you
00:32:55
guys you guys together yep say yes yep yes uh what do you what are you guys having uh pizza bread oh anniversary or
00:33:03
something anyway then I walk over here so the joke is for a sh for an
00:33:08
anniversary they're just having pizza bread it's not and I look around I go what do you have a big pretzel oh
00:33:14
anniversary birthday or something my big my goto is this I think
00:33:21
it was great I just want to know if you use this joke you're going back to the and I will whenever you whatever you
00:33:27
okay it changed it changed Heckler heckles right so Heckle me hey I'm Dana
00:33:33
Carvey and what's going on hey oh hey oh bring on the last guy hey man hey man I
00:33:41
don't come to Jack In The Box and bother you when you're working God Applause it would kill and
00:33:49
you know what the the 2025 one is
00:33:54
yeah I don't come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth your mouth
00:33:59
while you're you know that one that always kills little xrated for me though yeah it's a little Dana you're you can
00:34:06
work clean you and Nate batsi no Nate is uh perfectly clean oh I
00:34:13
will tell you one more story before we get into it I so I land I run into
00:34:20
Anna Ana Taylor Joy on the on the plane on the flight yeah she was on the flight with her husband cool dude I love love
00:34:27
her I uh very cool to see some like that dressed like a London like suede shorts
00:34:34
or something she looked great anyway so um blah blah blah go eat by myself when
00:34:40
I land and you know there's nothing the first night so Chris uh Rock talked
00:34:46
about maybe we'll do a set or we'll do go do stand up or something want so I get there by myself I eat a
00:34:52
Houston's I know it's not it's not new yorky enough yeah yeah but when I was in Houston night at Manhattan good night
00:35:02
so try the vi so I go uh so Nate bratti
00:35:07
is in town and I forgotti that he was here and he said uh Nate forgi forgi is
00:35:13
he a Nazi he's not but it Rhymes you got if it Rhymes you gotta say exactly it's
00:35:18
funny so so then uh Nate says I'm at this
00:35:24
Comedy Club you want to go do a set and I said yeah what about the comedy seller
00:35:29
and he said we'll go there next so I met him we drove the comedy seller on the way Rock is in bed it's not that late
00:35:36
but he goes I'm just laying around I go you want to come out if you go to the seller I will and I
00:35:42
go okay so we go to the seller so he's almost asleep he's in pajamas and if he
00:35:47
goes to a certain Comedy Club he gets up gets off it's only it's like 10:30 so he puts on this beanie comes down so then
00:35:54
we go and you know you have to bump everybody and that's the hard part so Leslie Jones is on I think so they
00:36:00
already have a good lineup mhm and then I go Nate why don't you go up bring me
00:36:05
up I'll bring Chris up because he so you're gonna follow Nate there's no winning Leslie's hard to follow Nate
00:36:13
will [ __ ] Leslie's hard to follow she's a yeah she's she's a pistol she's a she goes she goes I did your favorite crowd
00:36:21
work go oh yeah when she was on the podcast we talked about crowd work people that are civilians quick insert
00:36:28
and I talked some people today they think crowd work is the bravest hardest thing any standup could do they just
00:36:35
think could you would you ever I saw this guy Matt R he did his whole thing
00:36:41
was crowd work that was amazing do you think you could do that too or you'd be
00:36:46
too scared well you don't have to write any material and you record five shows Matt
00:36:52
is great at crowd work but it is kind of nice material is hard go ahead with your story yeah so you're down at the seller
00:36:59
you you're following yeah I'm not a crowdwork guy but I it's it's actually too hard for me I I I would get lost you
00:37:05
know you got to go this couple was here and I why don't you go home with them and you know if you really are in that Vibe it [ __ ] kills it's great so
00:37:13
anyway and so this is all one show right so I go oh they're getting a pretty good show and then they go oh are you kidding
00:37:20
you know who was just on before you that popped in melany Steve Martin Martin Short so it went those three last and
00:37:27
then us three and that's just one show okay hold on you're blowing my mind are you saying that Steve Martin got up and
00:37:33
did stand up at the seller yeah practice Stu with Martin and then and then Marty
00:37:38
got up with him oh with Marty yeah they said he got up alone I saw a picture of
00:37:43
him alone up there oh I see you think okay all right well seeing Steve Martin
00:37:49
do in a club would be you know the end all and
00:37:54
be all CU growing up with Steve Martin and listening to albums knowing every move from the albums picturing it just
00:38:01
so cool uh I just reread his book it's the second time I read oh right you were
00:38:07
talking about that yeah so uh it's called scientist standing up life what
00:38:14
is it called little bit of his childhood but basically him starting out in Disneyland and then nottsbury Farm was
00:38:20
he a magician or something yeah magician and magician comedian and then
00:38:26
eventually comedian are making deconstructing standup and they show you in the book it's kind of cool his
00:38:32
notebook and his notes oh wow and he wrote in there when the tricks don't work it's funnier so like being a bad
00:38:41
musician or sorry magician uh yeah so it's kind of it's really an interesting
00:38:47
look into the Mind well listen Steve Martin can't do any better Martin Short
00:38:52
just picture those Crushers the melany got and then you got lesli NE and then you wals in there
00:38:58
and I and then Little David then you come in and Crush you know how it is they always give you big Applause they
00:39:04
go crazy and then you start talking like what the [ __ ] I hate that did they give you like let's keep this going this
00:39:11
guy's everywhere one of the funny did they give you the big booming intro well it was Nate it was Nate so he was pretty
00:39:17
cool about it then oh he introduced you with Chris I was just like okay I'm done well here's Chris Rock so they go crazy
00:39:23
but Chris goes lower your expectations CU there's really almost no way you can
00:39:29
try new material and I wasn't ready I've been on the movie so much that I haven't really done it so I'm like wait I got a
00:39:35
little buzzed at dinner and I'm like I don't want to go on then I got there and I go I'll do a couple here's the best joke of the night for me right this is
00:39:41
what I want to hear you this is to the manager before I go on unfortunately
00:39:48
it's obviously not on stage was I but now it's gonna be beam out on this
00:39:54
podcast go ahead yes this is a joke that will be funny to comedians they said uh okay so Nate's
00:40:02
bringing you up you bring up Chris I go great I go how long's Nate doing they go about 10 they go how long you going to
00:40:08
do I go I'll do about 12 14 and they go okay when do when do you want the light
00:40:13
I go give me the light at 30 because obviously every comic just
00:40:20
stays forever but they act like they're not going to go on for a long time I know if the crowd's Hop let me ask you a
00:40:25
question this is inside baseball alert you can put up a Chiron Greg okay I don't like to get a light because I
00:40:33
never see the light go on I'm just not looking in the right place so at one point I look up and the
00:40:41
lights on and I wonder how long has it been on I get it yep and have I gone
00:40:47
over and didn't know it so then I panic I get quiet I drop the mic and I kind of slump off and it's like you know One
00:40:54
Clap yeah if you see if they say for more inside baseball if they say
00:41:00
we'll give you the light you're headlining right we'll give you the light at 45 to 50
00:41:06
Okay and like you said you're know you know you don't watch on you're like I feel like it's time and then finally you
00:41:13
see like a flicker guy's got a candle I'm like wait I should have said what's
00:41:18
the light because usually it's a flashlight directly in your eyes going pow pow or just turned on on guy let a
00:41:24
can or you so there someone's like got his watch on he's blinking it one time at a club and I'm like he goes I gave
00:41:30
you the light I go that was the light I thought Apple watch yeah I was like I thought 400 feet away yeah I'm like we
00:41:38
got to figure out what the light is because like you said I did a corpit and
00:41:43
they said do this much and there was no time on this there's supposed to be a timer on the stage like a small clock
00:41:50
over here and then out don't know my watch on now I'm just [ __ ] freeballing and raw
00:41:55
dogging and uh I'm like I think I this is my act this is about the time but you
00:42:00
go one minute under they can say didn't do your time per the contract okay here's another inside
00:42:06
baseball alert uh they ask you sometimes at corporate dates they got a big clock
00:42:12
yeah you want it to go from zero to 60 or 60 counting down great one and when
00:42:19
it's counting down I I get kind of nervous of weird uh you know why because
00:42:25
I can't remember which way I said yeah so it says 22 minutes I go wait yeah
00:42:31
have I been on and then I go how much more is 20 I say just count it up so I know when it gets to 50 or 60 I'm done
00:42:38
but yeah don't don't do any math counting down is rough because I can't tell how much I I want I had one gig re
00:42:45
fairly recently Casino maybe 1,500 people they're packed I a friend was
00:42:53
with me opening Larry Bubbles Brown we go backstage nobody we go up the stairs to the nobody we
00:43:01
look out the audience Hub bub bub bub it's 8 o'clock ready for the show nobody what the [ __ ] is going on hello is
00:43:08
anybody what do we just start do we start nobody and then we see it up these
00:43:13
stairs behind this thing this vague light there's a guy sitting up there a silhouette of a guy so we go so we climb
00:43:20
up the stairs we sort of knock on the window and he's just like surfing the web looking over his shoulder oh what is
00:43:27
oh okay starting any time it's like 15 minutes late that's it only happened once it was very interesting they even
00:43:33
let the audience in yet no the audience is in just talking just going 8 10 but
00:43:38
but the mic wasn't on Backstage and nobody was there just nobody nobody backstage so this is the terrifying part
00:43:45
for you people out there com I'm gonna try to stand up this is the stuff that can happen
00:43:51
[Music]
00:43:59
I was thinking of those uh oh well I was going to tell you about the the the
00:44:04
government spending that's in the news and uh how I saw Kennedy our boy going
00:44:11
through it and it's all it's it's funny anyway and then he he always acts so
00:44:18
casual and greatest show on Tel it's like Andy
00:44:24
Griffith from Matt lives you can't even believe he's a senator the a Shu Senator
00:44:30
a Shucks he's shuffling papers and everything is slow motion and really clear this is exactly what he said it's
00:44:36
not a bit he goes my friends on the other side of the
00:44:42
aisle this about taxes always ask who's G to pay more who's G to pay more but
00:44:50
they never ask where the hell did the money go to
00:44:57
your words not mine so he is so funny listing off all these agencies in all
00:45:05
these quirky expenses I read through this and said can I have a puke bucket he
00:45:14
literally said that I need a puke bucket because this is uh 12.6 million on
00:45:22
finding a cure for monkeys with dandruff with dandruff in
00:45:29
Indonesia $5 million to find out whether frogs like
00:45:38
the way they look excuse me do frogs even see can did
00:45:43
they is it for mirors because I can get you a better deal on a mirror this is from the nir National Institute of
00:45:51
research these are real $800,000 do dogs think we should all
00:45:58
walk on fours 800,000 6.9 million our dogs bothered
00:46:08
when we pet them 1.5 million dollars do red ants know
00:46:16
their red why why do ants have to know the color 1.2 billion that's a b uh for to
00:46:27
find out are blue balls a real ailment or is it just a hoax the
00:46:34
funniest part is the specifity of the number 2 it seems real 2.7 billion
00:46:43
dollar to the NRI is an orgasm similar to a sneeze
00:46:50
$2.8 billion and I hate to pull the plug cuz you you might have almost figured that
00:46:57
one out at this point but you didn't get there yet we're still paying we have to escalate $6 billion to find out if the
00:47:06
name pickup truck encourages casual
00:47:12
sex and it
00:47:17
72 am I reading this right 81 billion to find out if Miley Cyrus is
00:47:25
still talking to her dad cuz he's a drinker okay here's the brother one can
00:47:32
we call her $3200 to the nir yeah why do teenage
00:47:41
girls say the word like so much like we went there like we did that
00:47:48
$3,200 of taxpayer money 1.6 billion to find
00:47:55
out if you ghost someone it's related to the
00:48:01
Paranormal now this feels like a waste
00:48:07
$420,000 taxpayer money I like to mix it up yeah I like it the man who invented
00:48:14
the idea of calling someone being assaulted mugged was actually drinking
00:48:19
out of a mug when he thought of that term 427 let let me get this straight
00:48:32
$182 so David Spade can get some more crowd
00:48:38
work that's all it takes give him more
00:48:46
$158 to pay people on the street to remember in the moment what was the name
00:48:54
of David Spade's last name flick
00:49:00
special oh [ __ ] I don't have anymore I can't think no that was a good good one to go with we'll they'll make it funny
00:49:07
well I you know it's hard to exaggerate this is just for our audience I mean we know that some of these you
00:49:15
know uh USA a thing were just so ridiculous so I just thought the only
00:49:22
way to escalate it is just go to like what but they're not that much of exaggeration no with some of these
00:49:29
things so there you go folks try to laugh fog
00:49:35
testicles he really gets into things it's the average circumference of a frog
00:49:41
testicle circum $68 million your taxpayer money
00:49:48
have we found this out yet is it that much of a conundrum will life go on if we don't
00:49:55
know give me my puke bucket I like the puke bucket it is funny he goes we spend it's the bestest
00:50:03
when he goes we spend 82 billion helping countries that hate us can we spend
00:50:10
nothing and they'll still hate us I know all this stuff is slow motion country
00:50:16
logic we we give away1 trillion
00:50:22
dollar to organizations that want to blow up
00:50:30
England just so Trump can't call it the red R red white and blue land you know
00:50:36
that's the name they actually want for green no yeah we're gonna call white and blue Land We can brainstorm a better
00:50:43
that's I mean Gulf Of America it's a little hacky but I'll take it yeah but uh but red white and blueland is really
00:50:50
like third grade come on it's hard to say red right blue R red right like s
00:50:57
I I can't believe for all those years I said s live I called it even more America so
00:51:03
that was my name for how about charge for it and call it America plus like they do on Apple Plus
00:51:12
57,000 indu Native Americans from Greenland
00:51:18
occupy they don't even have a Costco yeah they live in a very
00:51:25
primitive manner we can make them Millionaires and perhaps they do our
00:51:32
bidding yeah okay let's go to some stor or something and then um before got to
00:51:37
take a shower because I'm like so gross are you going what we talk about there's something for Lauren tonight but it's
00:51:42
also Rock's birthday so it's his 60th birthday so yeah I Heather make sure I
00:51:50
go grab my card from Thrifty I'll go by CVS okay hang
00:51:57
violent diarrhea bug is dubbed the Ferrari of viruses why would you call
00:52:03
the Ferrari well that would be good why would you call it the Ferrari
00:52:08
this is a CDC you would say it's not violent it's when I think of a Ferrari I think of
00:52:14
fast the speediest of viruses the speed of your poop going through your body is that what they mean hitting all the
00:52:22
turns well we're we're still back with Ken we're to figure out what to
00:52:29
call the current diarrhea yeah for our I don't know I I
00:52:35
have nothing further your honor did you know what I read yesterday that sounds fake I don't even I don't even know what it sounds like they go do you know what
00:52:41
Co stands for and the coov
00:52:48
covid-19 oh we can figure it out look it up Heather because but they go what's the 19 stand for and they go
00:52:57
AI first letter is one I is the ninth
00:53:02
letter or something and I was like and they're like woo and you know on on Instagram they have music
00:53:08
like like they have scary music under it I'm like I don't know if I'm scared I don't get why that's
00:53:14
scary they said Co is AI I'm like well I don't know about that it sounds kind of
00:53:20
scary it doesn't really mean anything the SARS Co SARS made it seem more dark
00:53:25
oh they say Corona virus that's C and the v a Corona virus h
00:53:34
u the D is hang on here comes Heather with to the rescue it's not that riveting but okay
00:53:41
we'll go to the next story anyway [Music]
00:53:52
um the one that still kind of denotes really hard laugh for me is still the
00:53:58
face tilted with the tears coming out of it you know that one and then tears
00:54:04
laugh laughing yeah you get three of those you're still happy but you know I mean they have the straight one with
00:54:11
tears they have Smiley right but the Tilted that's a full but isn't it a little weird seure
00:54:19
when you know what you said or what you typed wasn't really that funny and you get like 10 like that's you know people
00:54:26
are faking it yeah fakers they write back LOLOLOL i' say LOLOL as a joke of
00:54:33
how stupid it it's like I'll write something to someone then I put my own LOLOL on it like I'm like would you
00:54:39
rather get multiple lol's or 15 Haws back toback I know there was a study on
00:54:46
this for 4.8 billion we found that people would
00:54:53
rather get just an LOL I would say many people your experience
00:55:00
not mine would rather have multiple Haws because that takes more energy to do
00:55:06
multiple H H ha ha now here's a trick I do and I've probably done it to you I text you something and no one says
00:55:13
anything so I put a haha on mine and so someone might accidentally
00:55:19
think oh someone thought that was funny and they're like oh it was Spade he did it on his own I did this once to someone
00:55:25
just for fun that everything they said even if it was straight I would just put a haha on it I know it's to and they
00:55:32
thought I was crazy kept going yeah so we me at the movie theater haha some
00:55:37
people put LOL just awkwardly and it makes no sense and it makes me nervous
00:55:42
all right so I'll see at the movies like okay LOL and I'm like what's or heart seems a little too
00:55:49
emotional sometimes what's a gry heart a gry heart I have no idea Heather gry
00:55:55
heart if a girl writes sends a gray heart what's purple what's y yellow is sympathy and
00:56:03
Roses it is I don't know how with d in no she's still working on what Co means
00:56:10
Corona virus disease Corona virus disease so where did they get the
00:56:16
V virus oh oh okay for virus Co
00:56:24
disease news flash the flu that I got influenza A way worse
00:56:30
than co co co bomb this I had when I had Co I had
00:56:37
it twice and it was not that big a deal if you didn't tell me as a as a National Emergency I wouldn't have noticed gray
00:56:42
one there's gray you just had it white heart represents love
00:56:50
support I'm I'm doing those all wrong fascinating the blue one means I have
00:56:55
blue walls right right yeah okay next one what company offers 200 AI company
00:57:01
offers 200,000 for rights to your face and voice on their robots forever would
00:57:07
you do it no not enough man how about 20 million but what if you're a normal
00:57:13
person would you say oh a regular person they just like they just like but then they can have your digital
00:57:20
copy having pornographic sex with a giraffe I mean what do you mean no we
00:57:26
not going to tell you anymore just you want the money or not jeez this is a toughy this a tough
00:57:33
one I think most people would say yes they don't give a [ __ ] 200 Grand to do
00:57:38
nothing um let's look in the comments net oh no nothing's ever net that's the
00:57:46
thing when people go how much you make net I go well no one ever is paying you net well you're paying net whenever you
00:57:53
pay someone in cash people love cash and that is net net who are you [ __ ] this
00:58:00
guy's net Netanyahu over here because you say you wanted Nets
00:58:07
they call you Netanyahu okay that's pretty good uh they like a Dennis Miller joke they say
00:58:13
you want Nets they think you're like a amateur tennis player you this guy's got
00:58:18
more Nets than yeah all right one more let's see what else just having a banana having a
00:58:25
banana in the middle cuz I'm dying mhm okay don't play this yet this isn't a good example but I whenever I see
00:58:32
pranksters on my page making people look stupid throwing like a ball in their head and then look oh who threw that
00:58:39
prankster's life is I look cool you look stupid I make money from it I don't love
00:58:48
that equation Dana so this one is just a page of pranksters where it doesn't work
00:58:54
right here's one example
00:59:00
which way you going which way you which you I hate to say it's funny
00:59:05
but what is the joke chill it's a prank it's a prank we got a prank and they always say it's a prank like anyone
00:59:11
cares it's a prank it's a prank it's a prank camera we got camera right there
00:59:16
we got camera well then I feel like is this a prank see the camera right there they
00:59:23
always go to like gang bangers why would you trip what are you [ __ ] doing here and everyone's like what' you say and
00:59:29
then they go hey it's a prank but these guys will either I've seen two guns drawn yeah he the guy could have broke
00:59:36
his nose right he doesn't they don't think it through they just go this will be so great if the guy goes hey but a
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lot of people just go I'll knock you out you're trying to start [ __ ] people have hard days they don't need well you're
00:59:48
more trustworthy than I am um not I'm not saying you're gullible but I believe
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the prank was actually the guy who got tripped was actually in on the prank
01:00:00
well usually the ones I've seen they connect when they hit where it's I'd
01:00:05
have to see that again if to see because the C camera was behind him if they knew it was coming Dana are they trying to
01:00:12
trick me that's scary I would want to do if I did it at Johnny Knoxville and
01:00:18
other people have done it where you're just in prosthetic makeup and you're like an old man or something asking for
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directions or something like he does that and he had his nuts out of his shorts as an old man and he was going to
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outdoor patios and he' walk by slowly and he'd graze it against their leg or table and people go what now that was
01:00:36
funny now that was hilarious and that's what you call a prank because you know what he's not an old man he's a very
01:00:43
young man but no one's getting mad because they think he's an old man so no one's gonna beat him up but exactly it's
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a risky Biz all right another one M okay
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I don't know what this is people cannot always be trusted this will bomb let's try why you
01:01:02
can't always trust people once Sony organized a focus group with their customers to decide the best color for
01:01:09
their new Walkman to make its launch as successful as possible some voted for
01:01:14
red others for blue but the yellow Walkman got the most votes end of the
01:01:20
survey Sony thanked everyone and told them they could choose a Walkman in any
01:01:26
of the six colors they had just voted on and guess what most people pick the black one yep black so everyone said
01:01:34
yellows their most popular and then when push come to shove they got the free one and chose a different color well I don't
01:01:39
they're like I don't want yellow but I think that's what people would like oh okay and then they go but it worked
01:01:46
makes me kind of nostalgic you know when walkman's came in or the first iPod and it was so so primitive you could upload
01:01:53
a thousand songs on it the the LOI world there's a little bit of Boomer Nostalgia
01:01:58
for it you know people don't realize a th on an iPod Shuffle was bananas
01:02:04
because you could only have an album with like six eight 10 songs and you go wait all and that was this big or a CD
01:02:10
and you go all I don't even know how it works we had a tech guy come over our
01:02:15
house this is like 2003 or something and he's doing stuff and he's really nice
01:02:21
guy he's actually a magician he did all these tricks for us and then he kind of goes um
01:02:26
do you like do you like Apple products because I really I really like them I'm I'm that's the only stock iy invest in
01:02:32
I'm not a stock guy he was just being sincere it was casual conversation but I I just buy Apple stock because I like
01:02:39
their products and um you left and I just said
01:02:45
[ __ ] that guy with his Apple stock [ __ ] yeah he's had an attitude and now he owns part of uh the Carolinas
01:02:56
and uh two islands in the Caribbean it's one of those uh one of those things
01:03:02
missed it by that much I missed it by I got into Apple during rules engagement
01:03:07
me and Oliver Hudson and then I got out I can't always sit in everything even I buy a car like an old car is kind of fun
01:03:14
but the fun is buying and selling them and so you drive around you have your fun then you go all right I want a different one to play with it's kind of
01:03:20
fun uh expensive hobby but you can always sell them for more most if you have a good one that's super high
01:03:26
quality yeah then you can always usually it's a push or you make a little well I'll take a push you just got something
01:03:32
fun for right now what would be a surprising car from the 60s that goes
01:03:38
for a lot of money oh those Hemi cudas are a lot of money they're over a million uh what
01:03:45
about a Chevy and Pala perfect condition no I mean they they go for it's just
01:03:50
it's the Rarity usually so the bigger the engine the more options they have
01:03:56
the color of the paint they really cool stuff so I still like a lot I like old
01:04:03
702 trucks now so now here I am on Instagram going talking to these truck
01:04:08
guys going what she got under the hood I like that old patina paint green or beat
01:04:14
up blue or black and I wouldn't mind that where what am I hauling but you
01:04:20
know I like them they're cool everybody in my neighborhood Boomer flashback had a Volkswagen bug and a friend of mine
01:04:26
got a vintage one that was just in a garage just untouched like a 67 red Volkswagen Bug they're kind of nostalgic
01:04:34
you know the shape is a big deal like how good a shape they're in just like coin collecting I used to do nerd
01:04:42
alert 1916 D merury Dime beautifully uncirculated condition my brother Brad
01:04:51
Bas scon talks like this he was a real coin collector and a science type kid so we had this fabulous coin collection
01:04:57
with dimes and nickels and C you know and so Scott and I we wanted some candy it was Saturday and we need money we
01:05:04
couldn't we didn't have any money so we went into his room found his coin collection and took all shut the [ __ ] up
01:05:10
and put them in a machine down by the the puppet Hound to get candy out of it
01:05:16
and someone found those coins later and it make made the local paper oh
01:05:21
1955 double D buffalo nickel that's right there and we got but we got some
01:05:27
uh you know Jaw Breakers with that you know oh jawbreakers kind of su played
01:05:33
[ __ ] asteroids bing bing played played pong at a pizza
01:05:41
part yeah something like that it was one little thing going back and forth that was great pong was great yeah yeah uh I
01:05:50
did see Michael Myers today says hi to you um everyone says hi of course we've been
01:05:57
yeah that show last night I'll just wrap up by saying that the music show last night was really fun mhm I didn't know
01:06:03
what it would be like uh I came in during Miley who I love and I missed I
01:06:08
just saw the end CU I was late I didn't get to do the Press line or anything and then um but they had every you know they
01:06:13
had will frell and anagas there doing their thing uh that I love those two
01:06:19
characters they were singing Kendrick yeah uh it was great they had Lauren Hill who I'd never seen anywhere
01:06:26
never seen her anywhere yeah um they you know a lot of people what I
01:06:33
noticed on the SAT Night Live Concert was people went for it like Jack White
01:06:38
really went for it and Brandy carile is like kind of Otherworldly and Gaga is
01:06:45
obviously as good as you can sing Gaga doing Dick in a Box was really funny that was funny but yeah everyone really
01:06:53
man Eddie veter incredible I mean they all really well Petty doing Tom Petty was great commed then he was gonna be
01:07:00
like he played a pirate in this little sketch thing quickie but everybody was sort of up for anything it was really
01:07:06
fun there's a lot more comedians up there doing sketches and bits than I thought and I did yeah and yeah it was
01:07:15
it was just fun to see I thought it was two hours so I left and it was another hour and a
01:07:20
half uh yeah post Malone with Nirvana yeah
01:07:26
Adam introduced that you know you just uh Kirk Cain and
01:07:31
Nirvana as time goes on just get shinier and brighter where you just go that was
01:07:36
a moment those chord changes and those lyrics they just sort of it was grunge
01:07:41
but it just reinvented it a little bit of John lennin influence or something but that uh Nirvana was
01:07:50
uh huge and it was pul Malone filled those shoes as best he could he was
01:07:56
amazing really really tough yeah look it's super fun to see I watched a clip this morning um I will tell you Sarah
01:08:03
Sherman was in that thing with me today and she was like I'll come on with you guys tonight but we didn't finish in
01:08:08
time and she had to get back home to get on to do it so maybe she'll come on next week when it's a little slower uh CU she
01:08:15
wanted to give us all the Deets and I saw Merill stre I told you I sat in her
01:08:20
chair so she's doing something tonight which tomorrow which would be great it'll be fun I don't know what the proba
01:08:25
it just should be funny and uh let's talk about it again well it's already next week it'll
01:08:32
be a week after that so it's okay and uh good to see you I will check in with you
01:08:39
later and uh I'll take a shower because everyone's complaining um have fun whatever party
01:08:44
you choose to go to yeah tonight's pretty mellow must be nice to have you dance Cod full I know I'm Bor you know
01:08:51
La is I don't do too much so it's fun to have a couple things to do but it gets a
01:08:56
little bit of a grind we had a late dinner last night it was fun oh we saw Paul McCartney running
01:09:02
around the stage today too he's running around just sitting in the audience I guess he has something but of course you
01:09:08
walked by and go oh my God damn uh right up there is the most famous guy on on
01:09:14
the planet right now I I feel like he's up there I mean Keith Richards I saw his name in a sketch so I'm like I don't
01:09:21
even know what he's doing he was not there but I'm like I just love that he's in a sketch maybe he's doing a cutaway
01:09:26
he's doing MH a everyone's pretty game so good deal um all right I will
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hit you later thanks H up later thanks Miss enjoy enjoy yourself you know where to find
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me this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced
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by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna wife sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
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