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[Music] let me tell you Cat Williams love it Cat
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Williams fantastic the first thing I said is I go I hope we're good because last time they made me play for the tips
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which is the farthest ones and he goes people don't make you do anything
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you do what you want in I go oh boy so it's going to be like this so it was actually it's like a slow down Chris
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Rock on 33 wisdom wisdom alert [Music]
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hi everybody and welcome to Superfly you're what I hear from people
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I just want to uh EAS drop or super fly on the wall you guys talking regular so
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here we are yeah we don't we're talking regular some people don't know there is Superfly which is the video
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component and then we have the regular fly on the wall but Dana I'll get right to it I just got
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from a Netflix is a joke has been going on in La so there's a lot of comedians
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in town shows czy it's crazy and so it's [ __ ] bananas it's [ __ ] nuts and
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we'll talk about the roast in a second but the first thing I did a golf tournament just for shits and giggles
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and I said Team me up with a comedian because I don't know if you've done charity golf things I do it I'm not really a great golfer but they're like
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oh for sure uh when I do regular ones it's for charity and then you get there
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and you're teamed up with four contest winners you know four charity people that donated MH and the
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guy sank Meer and uh I'll be with you for the next five and a half hours and it's not even a meet and greet it is in
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your car with you so now you make up jokes or you just go out there and just
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wing it so you know Bob squank meire has seven Netflix specials I just looked it
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up on my oh he's a real guy oh Bob killing it oh Bob crushing revolutionary
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that's on my regular just do you want to do a charity golf trium which are all very good and well and I've done a lot
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of them but sometimes it's hard because then they get wasted so uh right the
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19th Hole starts early I why can't why does it always be golf for charity why
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couldn't it be Checkers in an air conditioned bar just a Checkers tournament that's what you would be good
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at like seduko or something tournament Che yes I get my Kings going I'll get my
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Kings [ __ ] my Kings going man get my pawns marching forward pop that's chess
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that's too sophisticated but today's was easier because I said there's comedians involved and they said all I go I don't
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want to do it and I go it's all comedians a couple athletes so it wasn't really pair you up with four total
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strangers which is fun for a while but um it's more like uh cuz one's always
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[ __ ] so they go oh and I said oh how about I could do it with billur or put me with I
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think Anders Santino was there uh Nate Bazi so I said there's a bunch that golf
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so and they're doing it so they said okay great Tina was golfing Tina feay no
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she wasn't there oh okay it was uh just uh well you knew most of the guys so I get there and I go where's my squad oh I
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also said Robo so I see Robo are we together no I go oh don't do this to me
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so they pair me up but it still is fun because I wound up being with Keenan
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Allen who's a wide receiver for the Chargers who I know wait how of my fantasy football team great grand
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wonderful athlete good good athlete and it's a scramble not to lose you with the
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lingo but it means everybody hits and then you take the best ball and I'm like
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oh I can drive and then these football players will drive it farther and then
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we take their ball and I look good maybe you should be the de facto putter with
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your neck I was I was chipper Putter and uh yeah so you're lethal with a putter
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in your hands I'm actually good there sometimes I come alive and it was a really nice course so I get there I'm
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seeing I see Nate I see all the guys and then I go oh I'm here waiting for Keenan Allen no show no show doesn't come oh so
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we're in a forsome but the forsome is let me do day Cat Williams love it Cat
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Williams fantastic and uh Blake Griffin and so cat goes hey man I could hear
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your voice all day I'm listening to your comedy all my life he was so [ __ ] funny and he was great and he's all and
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he's he's so in the news L with all these things and he the first thing I
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said is I go I hope we're good because last time they made me play for the tips which is the farthest ones and he
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goes people don't make you do anything you do what you want in I go oh boy so
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it's going to be like this so it was actually it's like a slow down Chris Rock on 33 wisdom wisdom alert yeah he
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gave me I go keep it coming dude because this is what I want from you if you can't keep your head down nothing's
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gonna go right today yeah that was my best cat so we it was good cat is a tough one dud he's got a very unique
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voice and and he was a lot of fun and we did pretty good actually but I you know
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we were talking our friend Jerry Seinfeld recently about goats and uh
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every once in a while someone kind of owns the space of standup Chris Rock has
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had multiple times doing that late 90s and we talked about Chappelle and Louie and Sebastian but there was a time where
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I W I didn't know who Cat Williams was and it was his first special on Netflix and I said he reinvented the form with
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his physicality his rhythm everything so I would put him right up there with anybody as a stand up yeah I asked Chris
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Rock because I said did you see him on this whatever and he goes this is a couple weeks ago and he goes He that
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first special came out and it really you know a lot of people their first special is the one because it introduces you to
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such a wide audience and then you do specials after that but the first one people well there's there's a little bit
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of a story behind that because I was getting ready to do a special when that came out and I like to keep things kind
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of not super locked up like just a head moving across a giant 60inch panav
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Vision so I love the way his first one was shot because he's very physical he's running around he's he's using the mic
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and tying up like a horse with the chair and all this Panama you know and I go and I said to the Netflix guy man I love
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the way Cat Williams special he goes well we didn't do it we weren't too happy with it but we put it on anyway he
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did it off label maybe paid for it himself oh yeah but yeah a lot of comics do it themselves and they sell it yeah
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yeah probably the way to go though if you did it right yeah that's inside baseball right there well then they all don't look the same that's good you know
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you like that idea too I think um well I don't like too much Cuts I don't want to be in a a an imaginary chair in a
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theater that flies so you're watching a guy like waist up all of a sudden he's
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tiny then you're coming in the chair right into his face you know like all these Cuts every second I like to hold
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for a little minute yeah I'll direct your next special I think I'm doing one
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this year yeah I think you're direct I'm gonna direct it also they also I like in movies like Tarantino they just hold on
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a two shot with people talking and never cut in just let's let's listen to them talk I get it Woody Allen kind of get
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they call it the moving Master where the camera is just moving it's a three shot it's a two shot and so you're not
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editorializing for drama you go smash cut the monster just came but for a comedian if you go smash cut to their
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face here comes the funny you know there's a reason the cowboy shot David
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explain to the audience what the cowboy shot I think the cowboy shot is waste up is if you had pistols on they'd be sort
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of mid uper thigh so that's what Johnny Carson You Know Jack par started with
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this Jimmy Fallon does it now it's basically the one person who had it better than most was Letterman you want
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to know why yeah why because Letterman had the the camera was actually on the
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stage with him and he could walk into a closeup so let back and people do it I
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think Fallon does it but that's very effective that he's moving closer to you going that's what I'm thinking then he
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moves back for people watching this on YouTube it's like hey you know what I mean and then back here yeah I like that
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I like that I like to teach thank you uh also the roast was
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recently yes within the last few days it's it's reverberating all over the
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world yeah I think I was I think cat today live special on Netflix the night before
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the roast which is I saw some of that interesting and then they did they're they're moving into more live going on
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there are things going on that I got to tell you all about you don't want to know about I was just what I was
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watching on what Chappelle always said if you can't be funny make sure your topics are really interesting so cat
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always goes into some Global whatever Motif so you're say go what is he going
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to say things are happening that you don't know about on planet Earth you know it's really you know what's funny
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is you know my neck my neck gives me trouble we're golfing so I'm starting to puss out toward the end but I don't quit
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I just say I I don't think I'm going to drive since we got Powerhouse Blake cracking them three you're not a quitter
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I'll just say it not a quitter because he goes we need you so I said okay so we
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get up there and uh I don't take a drive I don't take a drive then the next one uh it's a part three and he goes I
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think you can hit the Green from me so I crack one about two feet from the green
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and he goes and I go oh yeah and he goes this guy was in a hosle last hole and
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now he's jumping around like he's King [ __ ] it's so true I was in a hostle cuz
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my neck hurt and I was like I don't know have you ever golfed with Bill bur because his Persona on stage would be
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like you know why do we have golf teeth yeah you brought your head up you brought your head up every time you got
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to keep your head down I will tell tell I saw Bill he comes in late what's going
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on we going what are we doing we all go at the same time and he's got his shirt untucked and he's got like drawring
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sweats SL pajamas and I go oh I think because it's Riviera you got a you got a
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tuck and he goes tucking what I go tuck in your shirt I don't care if you do I a
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[ __ ] do we what is this [ __ ] there is it's got his draw string out I go I don't think they want that either I go I
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got called in I had to go buy shorts one time pants cuz they I had black sweats I
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was cheating and they go mm don't try to pull sweats on us it's it's with a cart it's $1,200 for nine holes to play there
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and you got a guy jaw stream pants and a tank top holding a butt light with just
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one Club let's do this you know yeah it's like Happy Madison cannot play
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exactly people live on the course and I always go uh you don't want to live on that first hole because 6:00 a.m. you're
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getting your coffee and you hear some guy shin and go [ __ ] you're like oh I know morning I once had in an
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apartment and uh I looked over the first hole where they would tea off and I'd
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open the screen door was it was in Hancock Park and I could look like in the morning i' having coffee and I just
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was here [ __ ] godamn it that's all I heard over and over again shank [ __ ] yeah yeah um
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uh okay we'll talk about the roast quickly and then we'll get into topics you know but the roast was was very good you liked it didn't you well just to get
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into it from a different angle like the they've been having these for about 60 70 years I'm assume they had them in
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Vaudeville it's a very interesting psychosocial when you would watch the
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Dean Martin Rose for you people over 70 y it was it was cute compared to this
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now love them it is you can't help but it's a reality
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show that's so intense I mean it was there were moments that were amazing and
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you always wonder the only question i' have for Tom Brady it's been a few days later are you glad you did it or wish
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you hadn't done it or have no opinion right my question Tom is it's not it
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can't be the money someone's going to say they threw a lot of money at him it can't be the money because he's got too
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much he'll never spend it he'll never get the end of it so I think Tom have Theory but I want to hear your theory oh
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my theory is first of all it's fun it's like authentic you get to see behind the
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scenes you never see Tom Brady say [ __ ] you never get to see him with his helmet off for more than 10 minutes like that
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was fun for me uh great looking chiseled um and sitting there and taking a
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[ __ ] beating and from some people he didn't know and that's the hard part for me if I I wouldn't do that part I
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wouldn't get roasted and even if I did even if it was people I knew you don't want to get if
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people go too deep they can't help it well yeah you know it's all it's it's
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it's one or two things either you're getting roasted and you don't have kids that are young teens or you're getting
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roasted and you have kids that are young teens so it's they might as well be sitting next to you on stage because
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it's just going to blast out so you know marriage and all that the only thing I can think if if Tom Brady at night ever
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checks comments from freaks that would be a version of that show going at him
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at all these angles because he's really good-look he's worth a billion dollars and he's the greatest athlete of all
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time so he invites jealous hatred these comedians just want to come up with the best joke you can tell that no one they
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all love him but like the game of like what Kevin Hart came out with laying the ground rules Nikki Glazer came in strong
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I mean there were a lot of lot of great jokes and hard to land in that audience so and you want it to be concise you
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want to do something no one else is do doing you don't want to overlap um we'll get into that cuz we're have Nikki on
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fly on the wall but you know the fact that you I've done a roast and I've actually done one and when you're I was
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the host sort of like Kevin yeah they've they've gotten rougher over the years you thought they were rough but it
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wasn't just me right it's getting no no one of the overarching points is I thought a theme
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was non PC is back I mean that that crowd was a lot of people and it was a
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great crowd which is very hard to get almost everyone did well and you can't sweeten it it's live in a long show cuz
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you're following people that have have destroyed just killed and then you're coming out and a lot of there has to be
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some overlap it's going to be about the Jiu-Jitsu guy with the wife and it's going to be uh that maybe he's gay or
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whatever it is it's it's no holds part but that was uh completely unwoke unwoke for sure it was crazy and
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everyone was going along with it there was some jokes that were cra crazy um I thought Tony henchcliffe who does kill
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Tony the thing I told you I did about a couple weeks ago was was he did a really good job because you know no pressure he
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comes out of the audience you notice that they don't really know who he is he isn't a household name he does something
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with Dana then he just walks up with the mic and he starts talking and you're like what is he doing and then he says
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I'm about Jeff then they people like oh this is kind of funny then wham wham wham then he's like Rodney King liver
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King remember that run yeah great one that was uh great great great jokes and
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you're right it does soften it a little bit when you're coming out of the audience who is this guy rather than you
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know just walk expectations or they're sitting up there I mean I think I saw Nick she she kind of did a big sigh on
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one of the wide shots before she came out because the you know it's all these celebrities you're seeing Kevin Hart
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kill and it's going on and on and Jeff Ross and then you know it's a little nerve-wracking dude honestly I think
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when I did the roast you're supposed to do seven minutes and or 6 minutes and everyone last night did 15 I mean it
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went forever uh we'll get into that with Nikki so you have to switch over by the way I ran into Drew bledo
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today and I was like you must be I I I said he did a good job because for
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someone who they don't really know for a casual viewer Drew blugo is integral in the story of Tom Brady and I think it
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got explained but um definitely you're going there to be like I don't know to
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show up there is hard but you're mixing professional athletes with professional
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comedians it's not a fair fight just like comedians get their ass kicked on the football field yeah but he said he
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even said we he goes the athletes I think did better than the comedians would do playing football and I said
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100% okay there you go yeah so I thought he'd handled himself great he did I thought he was cool by he's 10 feet tall
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I walked up I was like he goes how are you drew blood so I go oh [ __ ] you were just on the roast dude uh oh he's not
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one of those pipsqueak quarterbacks he's an actual 64 some of them are a little smaller they yeah 5'9 and a half 160
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running out of the pocket yeah Kyler Murray plays for my Cardinals and he's 4-1 anyway
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Superfly today oh I just uh noticed today that Bernie Sanders announced at
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82 that he's running for the United stat Senate again no he's not is he yeah what
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is he right now anything he's a senator he's just running for re from Vermont
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but it shows you the difference because when I do Biden I go a little more after her yeah it's Jo whatever doing he's
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fading out when I do bunie I'm a the billionaires and the millionaires are
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taking all the money so you can see how well he's aging that he still screams I
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think he's learning too sound like you're not old so he leans into it and goes louder Biden Fades out Biden kind
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of Fades out as say that I was thinking of flight of fancy because Obama and Clinton are running around doing things
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and just just the idea of how do they talk about Biden amongst themselves when they're alone you know yeah Joe's mean
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know Joe's Joe's good I mean Joe's good Joe's good yeah of course he's good why would you why would you even bring that
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up Jo I'm just saying he's good that's all I'm just saying he's good well of course he is everyone knows he's good
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right I mean he is good right I just said he's good he's very very good I mean it's not a problem okay all right
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all right whatever we're in agreement okay he's good and
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no nobody cracks so they go but I mean with the Border
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exactly they jumping one guy gives a little bit and the other goes well yeah the Border we should talk about well I
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mean sometimes I mean sometimes when you know he's maybe not the most articulate you know kind of I mean he not quite
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sure what he's saying sometimes that's all right that's I know I know he sits down and he just sits down he looks off
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and he itches his nose and I tell him it's not a good look and he goes very slow sometimes I got to yell at the TV
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uhoh Here Comes Bernie don't proceed don't proceed I'm ready on day one to be
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president of the United States that's a good Bernie well that's
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a lot of power all right well we'll doesn't that make you tired I'd be I'd be tired if I was
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Bernie uh I'm never tired because the millionaires you know the funny thing
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this is Al Franken told me this he would do the Millionaires and the billionaires we got to tax him and then his accountant told him because his book
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sold well he's actually a millionaire so we dropped millionaires it's the billionaires it's like a Witch Hunt
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they're the ones we got to get yeah it's also we don't need any cops and they all have security it's like well if you have
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24-hour security sure you don't need anything but normal people might need c they're all guarded by a small army we
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should defund the police excuse me get that Uzi out of my face but keep it
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nearby yeah anyway but don't defund security cuz I have a security team yes
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and so you know there's all that political stuff going on we like to stir the pot a little bit yeah we're [ __ ]
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edgy we are edgy doing the stuff that uh going places where other people our our
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mayor in La uh you know CU there's crime here and everyone Running Scared but
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then she got robbed they broke into her house and robbed and so now she's like
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[ __ ] this noise it sometimes it takes that I don't want anything bad happen to anyone but sometimes it's like oh it
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even happened s so then they get a wakeup call and go oh boy well the mayor of San Francisco I said who knew that
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defund the police wouldn't work so they're funding it again oh they said
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that yeah yeah I I'm all for just peace and Harmony and neighborhoods I like my
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goal for my government you know the United States government is to protect me from foreign adversaries protect the
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country and then protect me in my neighborhood those are my one and two values yours is yours is to dodge taxes
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I think you said the other night yeah I said why are you hassling Wesley Snipes
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cuz he didn't pay 7 million in tax that's a little bit of an accountant right or someone I know some people I
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don't know if anyone can thinks they get away with it but it's that's a tough one you gotta you can fudge and and you know
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do your best within the laws but man you do not want to get caught and go to jail for that if you talk to a tax guy and
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you just go well is that a write off they go could be well is it or isn't it don't know it depends why don't we just
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take see what they say we'll find out when you get audited yeah it's like interpreting the Bible or something like y I think so and then you get audited
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and they go you're on your own they audit Bernie you're liars and your cheats I pay more than my fair
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share I'm bunny Sanders that's him talking to his wife also someone write
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in the comments on YouTube whether IRS agents can carry a gun I heard that someone told me the other day and I said
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they cannot okay uh Dana I'm not going to tell you that golden Bachelor broke
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up with his wife after three months because I don't think you're ready for that news and you had so such high hopes
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for them I did but when all the dust settles and all the cameras go down and
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every night isn't a helicopter date and they have to go to Chili's and it's the grind he's like [ __ ] I'm out it was that
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fast like come on dude it's not all going to be confetti in the air but he's like um Vegas dealer
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tapping yeah uh I'm just sad that's my statement on that s sad they they were a cute
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couple and I'm sorry that they broke up because I think they could have started
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a family and yeah and I hope he doesn't date again immediately because he
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apparently isn't ready okay uh I didn't want to tell you this news everyone said do not tell Dana everyone said
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it uh okay this first little clip look at this if way and gar ConEd a child it
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would be Skrillex who's a DJ that's kind of funny that's not bad it's not a video
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but it was like sh shot it's frightly it's okay wait a minute it's frightly
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accurate he does look a lot like a Wayne Wayne CH it does g chill I'm looking at
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the G while you talk it's pretty funny this is very strange I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in gym
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class and it rubbed your wiener yeah it you never say what it does oh you just K
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you leave it open you just say that ch right yeah he looks kind of like me but
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he's better looking because I'm gu and I'm humble waiting G had a kid what does that guy do is he a singer he's a DJ
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dude wake up I'm an old guy I don't know all the young people reference I like no
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like casy casm a DJ we all had a little record player did that make us a DJ
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I dropped a needle Now give me a million dollars beep take me to
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AA I don't like like it Bluetooth we had
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blue teeth all right go ahead okay no edits
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all right don't hit it yet wait wait wait I don't know what this is about oh yeah this is kind of funny this is just watch it play out this is the mom giving
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the guy be safe driving we all do this all right I'm sure they'll stop love
00:27:27
love talk more all right dve safe for idot parents are always worried if you
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ride cuz there's a lot of dumb drivers out there and well true definitely wasn't wrong yeah look
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it after she just told him and here's the surprise
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ending so sorry oh my God oh my God Jacob
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[ __ ] his mom oh it's his mom his mom hit him accidentally
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damn it Mom I I didn't even get out of the way I didn't even see you oh my god
00:28:06
oh that funny ah man that happened too many times in my childhood to laugh at
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your mom would run you over Mom no my mom was too nervous to drive on
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the freeway you know so oh and you're when you were a kid or call Long Distance she just had
00:28:26
anxiety why and you know people are people they didn't have they didn't have
00:28:32
anti-depressants they said here's a glass of water and do some pushup and get out of my face rough it my dad used
00:28:39
to say I go Dad I got a headache I've been working for eight hours I just want to lay down before dinner for a second
00:28:44
rough day Davey you gonna make it why don't you lay down take a little powder
00:28:50
yeah you got tough don't you I go yeah I do as so he
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goes oh yeah I always thinking I was like a puss I'm like I am a puss but
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well it was a different time you know parents were LZ fair you didn't really see your parents much you didn't hang
00:29:06
out with your parents you didn't have a phone to call your parents every second that's true I had a phone I know he
00:29:12
didn't give us his phone number I never knew that grown up like that was his scam he would we'd wait for incoming
00:29:18
calls even though he lived a mile away we didn't know where he was Ah that's we we need to do a whole Super Fly just on
00:29:25
that David I'll start crying okay the dumb joke oh this is funny I thought you'd laugh at this this is arold Arnold
00:29:32
as a I think it's a motorcycle here we
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go this is the race
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go those the different bikes
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I like
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thisone I see so St when they go over the whoop
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D there's different ones doing it okay there's two or three guys
00:30:31
[ __ ] idiots and they're like I think we got it on that one I think we got it now we have a viral video and they'll
00:30:39
never know it's me and the thing about here and there and the people and I go over the thing and I
00:30:45
go I think the angle we did work that it's going to go worldwide worldwide let
00:30:51
me tell you something I love one thing I love about AR always he still always says let me tell you something before he
00:30:56
tells you something let me tell you something you got to do push-ups if you want to get stronger let me tell you
00:31:01
something you've got to eat protein if you want to build the muscles let me tell you something why do you have to
00:31:07
say let me we just say it I like what about when you go what about when you said hey sidef felt let me ask you a question he goes quit saying can I ask
00:31:13
you a question I know I know that was great I want I wanted to frame it so I
00:31:19
wasn't interrupting but don't don't say you're gonna ask me a question then he he said he had a bit about it he was
00:31:24
working on a bit one thing I have to say that really made me laugh I don't know if he that every review which he got
00:31:31
some good ones and and any comedy gets people get sh [ __ ] on every comedy
00:31:37
movie about po every review had just sort of pastry references this poptart
00:31:42
could be a bit sweeter but the end this cake doesn't get baked I mean every
00:31:48
single review was referring to dessert treats from the 1960s this cereal got
00:31:55
soggy this these corn flak need a little more milk and this unfrosted could have
00:32:01
used more frosting hi I'm Bill Fleek flock for time magasine Tony the Tiger
00:32:08
got hit with a tranquilizer gun I know I wish this tart was sweeter
00:32:16
but in the end of the day it leaves you wanting to eat something else hi I write
00:32:21
for Newsweek and I went I went to Harvard yeah I went to Harvard I'm reviewing this piece of [ __ ] they go hi
00:32:27
asked Tony the Tiger what he thought of this movie and he said it's okay it's spotty it's choppy uh it starts out of the gate a
00:32:35
lot of jokes and you're like Tony the Tiger's talking more than he used to I know he used to just say it's great that
00:32:42
was an old Hollywood minute joke I said I asked Tony the Tiger what he thought of this movie and he said it's good at
00:32:49
times but it's a bit Teensy bit long but I'd still go I'd go
00:32:55
again good great no he's going yeah
00:33:02
time it's so so I thought un froster was good and I was glad it's a it's it's
00:33:07
it's a really if you haven't heard us with Seinfeld we did a interview with him and it's over on fly on the wall
00:33:14
check really really fun but he said which is very Jerry and he'll say in the
00:33:19
thing I can't wait to read bad reviews it's very Jerry like he was looking
00:33:25
forward to it which is the best way to because it's a silly comedy you know I mean what are you gonna say you either
00:33:31
like it or you don't I mean it's only they used to review Sandler movies like Adam Sandler tried to make apocalypse
00:33:38
now but he ended up with grown-ups you know what would they think his goal was
00:33:43
unfrosted is not it there's not one serious line in the movie it's like unfrosted is no Godfather Associated
00:33:51
Press AP wire it's no aliens mine were
00:33:56
like if they had a good review would be like this movie really is a surprise like it wasn't even really that great of
00:34:02
a review and then at the bottom it would say like G blanston from the daily sweep squab you're like the Penny Saver what
00:34:09
is it anything we've heard of no I want to do a short film so some movie actor is just being driven Crazy by these
00:34:15
reviews he's getting by this guy so he meets him in a restaurant he's just super angry at him he sits down he goes
00:34:22
yeah I just don't like your reviews are mean man the guy goes well I don't know I just like like to ride them the way I
00:34:29
ride them so then the guy goes that's okay
00:34:34
I'm going to leave now and I understand yeah that's that's kind of what it
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him up hang on don't place don't do it yet let me see if I can set it up switch okay set this up because I have no idea
00:36:37
what this is I don't even know what this is I send them okay let's just play it that employee framed his boss but how he
00:36:43
did it should honestly terrify everyone deson Darion was an athletic director at a Baltimore High School who wasn't
00:36:49
getting along with the principal and wanted to take him down so he released some audio of the principal going on a
00:36:55
racist rant here's just a small clip of that ungrateful black kids who can't test their way out of a paper bag this
00:37:01
audio was sent to Media outlets and posted on social media and it spread like wildfire the principal started
00:37:06
getting doxed was receiving death threats and was put on leave losing his job the principal denied it all but
00:37:12
there's audio evidence so it's pretty hard to deny right well it turns out this was all AI generated by the
00:37:18
athletic director who just needed a few seconds of the principal's real voice to have artificial intelligence clone it
00:37:24
and generate a fake racist rant that's it wow oh man the future is
00:37:33
here I'm gonna go grab the real Dana because I feel bad about this hold on
00:37:40
I'll be right back it's more like AI Auto hey what happened did we wait did
00:37:45
we start B did we start oh hi Dan is that the real B no I just got in I had
00:37:50
technical issues what happened with we were just talking to someone that we thought was you there was a Dana guy
00:37:57
it's scary um I'm still doing it there was a dating no did you hear when I said
00:38:04
more like AI do you know that I had a catchphrase
00:38:10
on I tried to make a catchphrase the first season was like a gangster guy and it was like kind of a gangster guy and
00:38:17
it was like well I ought to pound you well I ought to pound that sounds
00:38:23
familiar maybe you were saying it cuz I didn't hear I maybe did it twice I did it on the Steve Gutenberg show and Lauren's like oh you did it and Lauren
00:38:29
was into it it was a sketch um I think it could be could be a national catchphrase could be a I ought to pound
00:38:36
you I like you kind of come down I ought to pound I I ought to pound you I must have seen it some 1948 movie starring
00:38:43
John litz when he was a fetus you know what's funny is seeing Chloe uh F Fineman uh oh she hers hasn't
00:38:53
aired yet we just interviewed Chloe and she's on flying the wall from s live Chloe and then she said duip was coming
00:39:00
on and so we were talking about what the promos were going to be she had to think of an impression and then like the next
00:39:08
day I saw her with Dua they were doing the promo and she had to do an impression of her so was well all you do
00:39:14
is just say if you can't do the impression I've said this before always say the name of the person you're doing
00:39:19
I'm Dua I'm duip and then you're halfway
00:39:25
there but just say the name funny you you'll be free no the AI thing the future is arriving and uh it's kind of
00:39:33
scary although if they get the digital down we can make a brand brand new Wayne's World 3 that looks exactly like
00:39:40
Mike and I in our getups Circa 1948 turns out looks like clation you're
00:39:46
like it's not good enough AI looks like the California Raisins AI [ __ ]
00:39:51
us uh okay yeah [ __ ] I'm pissed at it that's my stance okay this one is I'm
00:39:57
she aise we got a lot I don't even know what I'm showing is this funny that's
00:40:09
[Music] good you can stop it I think I was saying how how bad music is well first
00:40:17
of all it was compelling uh second it had a good beat something else going on there camera it
00:40:24
drew me in
00:40:30
I don't even know what I was thinking when I sent that one I think I thought it was so stupid but there's worse and
00:40:36
we all agree there are worse dumb songs but don't pull it up it's too hard we'll
00:40:42
do it next week so we'll pull up a dumber one we're looking we're looking at way too much stuff man I know do you
00:40:48
have ever your phone scold you you were down last week you only spent seven hours a day on the phone looking at this
00:40:54
I know when I see that I go shame on you it says oh you've been on the phone 23 hours a day I'm like we got to pump them
00:41:00
numbers up well I've got an exercise ring well you didn't so do so good today but there's always tomorrow the [ __ ]
00:41:07
just because I don't have my phone in my pocket I walk nine miles [ __ ] people I say I put my phone down
00:41:14
then I ran for like two hours yeah I left my phone in the car and then I get scolded at night right as I'm trying to
00:41:20
fall into magnificent REM Slumber and I got some voice told me yeah and then I
00:41:26
get got and then I leave you voice text yeah did you work out today oh yeah what are
00:41:33
these two beauties I don't know if this is even anything we'll cut it Dana David hey we are your biggest
00:41:41
fans my name is James it's my dad Troy oh it's a question for you absolutely take it away what is your favorite
00:41:48
pickup line what's your favorite line we'd like to know we need to know thank you love you
00:41:55
guys ah Danny you haven't done these for a while I'll steal um Nicholas Cage
00:42:03
because when I did the movie trapped in Paradise with him and he saw an attractive young woman that he liked
00:42:08
he'd say if I were to send you flowers where would I send them oh that's not
00:42:14
bad that was a pretty good one yeah yeah my buddy in high school used to say this
00:42:20
face is leaving in five minutes Bey on it I would say be on it it's more than
00:42:27
one line most comedians if you can make a woman laugh
00:42:33
like and you know I think that's the key so what would be your opening line I'm
00:42:40
David sped I'm rich and famous and really smart no you say hi I'm Danny
00:42:45
Carvey uh no you go like this I'm sorry are you in are you in uh 31 movies and
00:42:53
five TV shows oh wait that's me how are you I'm Dana I would say the most attractive line you
00:42:59
can say which happened to me back in back in the day in the clubs M so I'm waiting to go on stage just pack 250
00:43:06
people and then a young woman would come up and start talking to me and I I the
00:43:12
my pickup line was I gotta go and I gotta go on stage stand on a platform
00:43:18
and pretend to be confident for an hour no that's a good trick but seriously greatest pickup line well first of all
00:43:25
what's a what's a bad one no here's a funny one that my friend said that he was standing with Kevin nean at this
00:43:31
hotel checking in ne's got some great lines and he said uh and these two girls walk by and Kevin
00:43:39
goes oh my God we just talking about you two isn't that funny just two strangers
00:43:45
Kevin has so many dry on liners I'd say it's like
00:43:51
um do you find me attractive
00:43:58
no that's that's me with my wife oh what's
00:44:04
yours oh no ask Heather what's her favorite line from a guy oh yeah Heather
00:44:10
have you had a good one from a guy before you wrap this thing
00:44:16
up oh most of your DMs just go hey you got to give something else give
00:44:22
a curveball even if you throw like you know you know a
00:44:28
goddamn fret you could be you could do anything put a mirror maybe
00:44:33
self-deprecating hey I'm really bad at pickup lines so what I'm saying right
00:44:39
now is my pickup line that I'm not good at pickup lines no I think if it's a DM
00:44:44
if you literally put anything they know you're hitting on them so it's not like you need a whole Soliloquy so no one
00:44:49
sidles up in a bar anymore you're beautiful fire Emoji fire Emoji can I buy you a ctail up at the
00:44:57
glass of sh no I know girls that say guys just do not know them just go you want to go to Paris this
00:45:04
weekend and then I'm like oh that's good well you were actually gone last weekend they're like yeah I went to Paris I go
00:45:11
stranger yeah I just don't want men to be judged by the size of their wallet oh
00:45:17
yeah what is that from that's from that was Martin Sheen to Charlie
00:45:24
Sheen oh yeah Wall Street in the Michael Douglas wallet stre and he hit wallet so hard I think we built a whole sketch on
00:45:31
it people just hitting one word really you know listen I'm sorry but I don't have any pickup
00:45:37
lines there you go that's pretty good you that pretty good proceed don't proce
00:45:44
okay we learned a lot today we learned about the roast we learned about my golfing experience
00:45:49
today um and we went over some stuff I think we really hit a home run I feel
00:45:55
like out I traded from the sunglasses to the regular readers 13 times throughout
00:46:00
the podcast that was a record and uh we appreciate everyone tuning in we love
00:46:06
you watching the uh YouTube and leaving comments and we read them and
00:46:12
um we hear you and we feel you come see me on the road Davids spade.com comment
00:46:19
to what's the next town give me a date Town think I'm to Las Vegas at the old
00:46:26
Ian with Nikki Glazer and then um that's say it again oh yeah Atlanta and
00:46:33
Savannah and a couple others back East so how many times can you go back to a
00:46:39
city and play it I keep going I keep going like this your ninth Atlant visit North Carolina I'm doing Asheville I'm
00:46:45
doing all these there one in Kentucky it's going to be really like beep beep
00:46:51
beep one question I want you to do this on your next gig out there just that
00:46:56
because it'll make you laugh it'll make me laugh knowing you're going to do it you come out and you go if it's Atlanta
00:47:02
what's up Atlanta that's it that's your first line I do it anyway you do every every city I
00:47:09
say what's up Atlanta but like that proclaiming it like what's up Atlanta what's up Atlanta I like
00:47:17
this all right then dude are you ready to party you are you
00:47:22
ready to party no I talk about I talk about the eclipse for a half hour for
00:47:28
some reason but I had good shows this weekend it was blast in Florida so mhm big theaters theaters were real I like
00:47:34
when it's a really nice theater and they've got this buffoon in there and you know they did it for like some
00:47:40
chowski or something meanwhile I'm like this well sometimes you know the sound
00:47:46
can be bad good or really good if you get out there with a mic and it's the right balance between the monitors and
00:47:53
you and you know you can do this and then hit a line like what's up and go back and you know that it's filling the
00:47:58
theater perfectly it really helps I played at casino last year and it just I
00:48:04
thought wow but I went out and the sound was just fantastic you know you get there and it's four card tables taped
00:48:10
together and you're like oh this is this is going to be a rough one but we do it we love it yeah we want some more of it all
00:48:17
right thanks guys thanks Dana thanks thanks for joining me David hold on just a
00:48:24
second what is he doing what is this guy hi I'm Dana's digital copy oh you're
00:48:29
going to say bye I'm saying goodbye on behalf of Dana okay bye-bye Dana bye-bye
00:48:37
byebye this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced
00:48:42
by Dana Carvey and David Spade Charlie finan of Brill entertainment Jenna Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and
00:48:48
Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
