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we're starting this is this is Big Time this is real this is the first time on our podcast that David
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has broadcast from a remote location yeah well wait a minute you did it for
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Paul McCartney Oh yeah McCartney we were scrambling in New York to do it in our little crummy hotel rooms yeah interview
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of my life and two hours of Tech Pressure God dang it darn it
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go I I've probably never been more nervous for for an interview and uh I see us as equals me
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and Paul so sort of calm me down I have so much regret about everything I do the
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last the last sketch I did on SNL sondo or the the hey B I didn't know what I
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was doing out there and I just ran off and all I heard was crickets so that that tortured tortured me over the
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holiday it's a sickness and then with Paul McCartney for the last two years when I think about it I regret not
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understanding the idea that I could bring up topics that he couldn't because
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he's a gentleman yes and so that that really you know do you ever have any
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kind of regrets about anything never ask this well there's I do all the time of
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course daily but McCartney you know it's hard to ask about Lennon because Lennon
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died spoiler but I I it's hard to say uh Hey because it's so personal meanwhile
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every interview anyone asks me about anything personally they don't care at all right they want a ruffle feathers we
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just show respect for him he showed respect for his bandmates uh but if the
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host in this case you and I yeah brought up something like who did the Baseline there and who wrote that middle eight
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and did you help George with this part or anything like that be in liver puddling terms be like well I don't want
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to be a showbo you know yeah I don't want to be a chess Thumper he's uh he's
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hum a gentlem a gentlem we should have been you know fluffing his feathers a little bit but I think he's been
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fluffing I think he got over that podcast yeah he's okay with it one second after he's like Google those guys
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let me see what I was just doing all I know is your entertainers into tness anyway so here
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we are and he thought he was on Good Morning America and it was going way long he thought I was Matt low I didn't
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hear I never knew about the controver KCK he just he got a great wig whatever
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it is on the top of his Skully skull Miss Skully by the way Dana I think for
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the first time viewers millions of our viewers should know that I'm doing this your trick in
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front of a window I'm not in love with it already but I always have these trusty Shades next to me like one time
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you wore Shades remember we were doing in the I used to wear funny hats and shades that was before the podcast got
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monetized yeah and then people started take a little serious Jesus that's
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before it blew up but yeah uh now I looking uh out the window and I see why
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it's blinding but you you have good eyes so it's do I no one's ever said that to me except my
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wife you know someone said to me the other day I walked in this store why am I leaning I walked in this store just a
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regular dip [ __ ] whatever run the I see something in the window tricked me to go
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in in and then the lady who's very eclectic look little like Stevie Nicks
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she just goes up she goes I like your look I like the whole thing and I go I
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never get that dude do you think she knew who you were I don't think that
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fast she was okay she was because she didn't say anything and I go oh yeah I don't I don't get that L she go yeah
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just uh no I like it any itemization here is it the the Scruff is it is it
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the hair back is it the shades it was what I was wearing the shade I was just nailing it and uh like 10 out of 10 I
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mean it's usually what I think but no one's ever said I mean there's the Kate Spade of the family and then there's the
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D spade and I was never that one even Kate and uh would pop quiz for you when
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you PR and primp and all that stuff before you're gonna leave your house for
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yeah whatever activity do you have what's goes through your head like uh or
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do you ever think to yourself I look pretty good today yeah I've had I've thought that like right now on this camera I don't look too bad but for me
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that's for me I think it looks as good as uh your studio I mean yeah no I mean I'm just saying I comb my hair back and
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and I got my hair trimmed the other day so it's a little shorter on the Sid you know but the uh idea of I look in the
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mirror maybe three times today I was trying to think of it the other day I don't unless I comb my hair because I have to see myself I don't look before I
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go out at night I don't do any of that stuff and I should but sometimes it's not what I'm looking for when I when I
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see the answer well there there's your emotional brain and your logical brain if you're at a restaurant with someone and you go use the restroom and you look
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in the mirror and you do a little readjusting your hair you know that no human being on Earth would notice any
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difference except you and you know what you look at that you think is rough but
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so anyway I do find a way to get out of the house and this how this sweater is totally Kanye can you see I have so many
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holes in it cuz the moths [ __ ] went at it and I grabbed the wrong one you in
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all holes see that so I walk in there and I go what
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are you doing Moss they're like nothing we didn't do anything this is
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Cash hey you should go on SNL and dress up as a moth like Sarah and go do
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[ __ ] update eat eat Colin Quin from Spades moth lives in his
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closet I come out I'm [ __ ] stuffed and you're all got little feathers y do they have feathers well I
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don't know what they got but I'm just saying someone's got booked for the 50th I'm texting Lauren right now say I know
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we're trying to make the show we're trying to keep it to seven and a half hours Spade wants to do moth guy you
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know we can put a light and I go there's a light gotta go it's a clever thing
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that Bowen started I think or lit it up uh with his Iceberg character Titanic
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thing and then it Sarah's got her and then he did the Drone and he's done he's
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done other thing so I think you as a moth I'm just gonna make a note to
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self I will have a I have a question for you Dana obviously I'm GNA jump around here obviously that's what we do on a
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flight you don't like people hacking and coughing obviously I'm gonna I'm gonna say yes I was in a restaurant the other
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day sitting at a six toop lingo I have to know this because of the bus Boys movie six top you know for being a I can
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consult on the movie we by the way you can use this we didn't call ourselves bus boys because we wanted to get
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girlfriends so what do you do we're I'm a table maintenance Personnel manager
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Jesus administrator that's good table maintenance Personnel manager Fred Wolf
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used to say people uh yeah he says I'm a dishwasher so if girls say are you a dishwasher they go what are you doing he
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goes I'm the chairman of IBM okay that's another it sounds better it's another way to
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go so I go in and there was a sick uh
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person the week before fine I go in and sit at a six stop because it's early and I always sit there and then
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the waitress comes up and she's like they're all very nice let's just start this is just for entertainment purposes
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yeah they're very like full death bed and I'm like hey and she's like
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uh I can't you know what I'm not going to take your order I'm probably just going to get out of here and I go great
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idea you know because nobody wants to get sick I would love to say you know what I can't get sick I'm starting this
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movie you don't have to nobody wants to get sick so I shouldn't even have to say that I just go yeah that's probably the best idea and she
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goes yeah feel like [ __ ] still air coming out so I'm like okay and then she
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goes it it's actually started last night I was feeling so bad I'm like there's
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this is a WP we know I'm 100% believe you and then she goes I'm actually going
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to talk to the manager see if I can just punch out and I go I'll call corporate just go just go we'll figure this out on
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the way home just because it's all M you know there's dust from Co in the air I can feel it you know there's omnicron
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big enough you can almost see them with your eye so she leaves she goes in the
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back another waiter comes up no another waiter and he goes I know but hey man I
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go hey she is is she okay she's feeling bad he goes uh she uh she actually left
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the other day she was feeling bad I'm oh she's back okay so I go great all right let's um all right let's order up and he
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goes to be honest I'm not feeling a th% th% either I'm like so I hustle
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through my order then I go talk to my buddy there and then I and then when I look back they go food's here I look
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back and the waitress sat kitty corner from me at that table so I
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go wait a minute is she dressed I mean she took off her a I mean she's she took off apron and now she's joining you
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she's probably looking for a ventilator she's so sick that I'm I want to just
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take a small propane flamethrower and just cover the table just to kill some of it you know but she sits and then I
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go and I sit CU I have to sit in front of my breakfast I don't know what to do to be rude all of it's about not being an [ __ ] and the biggest CRA the
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craziest part of me is that I sit there aim straight ahead and she's [Music]
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like sweat hitting the table I'm like it's good effect it's so sickening and
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just fullon like writing out her will and then she after about four solid minutes of silence she
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goes you don't mind if I sit here do you I go not at all why am I a Psycho I go not at all
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well I'm just you have to and just promise me you will stop eating at
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Denny's this is clearly Denny's no I told lady fine place I told
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her promise me you're not g to leave I'm so overly nice Lounge the Beverly you're like this too you're overly nice and
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you're like no there's nothing you're doing that bothers me please stay and get better just stay here throughout
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your sickness and get better well did she at least do six feet away I mean how what are we talking here
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like a two footer she's probably 3 and2 ft but then I'm like I
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hear some noise I'm like oh I guess that's you're being choppered out of here get the [ __ ] I got cocky because I
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don't think I had a cold for a year and then everyone at SNL's got a cold and I
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got cocky I actually thought to myself yeah I some get colds I don't know what's wrong when you were doing SNL just you know everyone's calling I just
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don't it's Invincible it's not my thing it's not my brand it's not who I am I don't get colds next morning raise
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blade razor blade razor blade every time you swallow is not a good way to get a
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good Slumber sped spal when you catch yourself swallowing and then you swallow again and it hurts you go oh no I can't
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stop swallowing that's the grossest feeling like well you try to go well I was
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yelling last night at David Spade you know just tearing him a new one about the podcast maybe give me your notes for
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my hunter Biden were just like screams you were like great stuff we SL the door you hear what are you doing out there
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you call yourself Hunter Biden you ain't a hunter and you're bid your time to
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start him no you crushed it Tom Hanks told me specifically isolated me know
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he's very said very nice things about your Hunter Biden and he's probably the greatest actor in in our generation so
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it's High Praise from that dude also when I left the restaurant that day of
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course I went around the corner and took a silkwood shower like Merill stre when she went
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through every all your expressions and the sound effect you're like just a series of memes we got we got to get a
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cartoon caricature of you and make these means and I'm in the shower you see
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David well do you remember silwood this is aging our audience but of course share Merl Street what happens in Merl
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street she there's a leak of the radiation they're trying to do The China Syndrome didn't quite make it [ __ ]
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without [ __ ] J syndrome without Janie Fondo and her sleeveless
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top I don't know what that means showing her cleavage no there's
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better word so what what are we doing with Merl Streep and Cher Do we have any connection say I was saying that when
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she got a rip or something in her outfit and they said she might have gotten radiation they go come here for a second
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two two seconds strip down and they put her in the shower and scrubbed her with steel wool or something and she was
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screaming and that reminded me of me leaving the restaurant radiation is actually maybe
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not that bad for you it was kind of exaggerated oh we get radiation all the
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time you know because the next day I went in I go what was wrong with that lady they go oh she had bad radiation I
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go oh I Dana said that's fine again you're like a meme staring at something you don't want to see give me the look
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well no that's more funny serious that's cool also Dana we were talking about oh
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there's a big fire in LA and we can't make light of it it's actually a th% terrifying because to it's we're doing
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this the day before so we don't know where the fire is now but it's very bad and my big thing about it is Heather can
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look this up is there no water in the fire hydrant is that even possible I know they can't
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fly over because the wind they will be probably maybe by tonight or tomorrow but there's
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no TR it's like how do you even try to stop it without dropping they went to fire hydrant and some of them had no
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water why is that I don't understand what's going on I would need more information to have a strong opinion but
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it seems like you know kind of a trying to suppress water or something I don't
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know I don't know if a fire hydrant has no water what is it former for LA water
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commissioner says mismanagement led to low hydrant levels they ran out in pal
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they ran out in the Palisades um so some human beings what's your job oh I work for the water department what is it to
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make sure all the fire hydrants are full in La how you doing just got fired I just got fired because I haven't
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really even checked on them because there's not that many I knew they were pretty full but it was their tired I
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heard that I just read obviously everything I say is a lie but I read that they had to cut budget last year
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and they did cut maybe 16 million whatever that means in this grand scheme of things from the
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fire department now if there hasn't been horrible fires I mean they got to weigh It All Out In fairness um uh not a good
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not a good look we're the most World high winds and the sparking
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towers made in 1870 I mean the idea of it's called essential Services Fire
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Department Department police department I mean there's more but those are the big two garbage yeah but you you would
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survive garbage sitting on your sidewalk but Fire Department police department I'm just going to say I'm going to call
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[ __ ] on that funding if that's true and by the way I'm running for LA County
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Supervisor gez Louise Steve McQueen just walked into the podcast David put on his
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Superstar Shades I put on my Dana Shades Too Bright Now Dana um let's move on
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from the fire it's too tragic to even talk about it's probably the worst fire ever I've been there and it's only no no
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no it's it's horrible that's all we're saying is that we uh we we're in show
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business so we know a few of these people that are being affected and it's also true in California it is sometimes
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almost impossible to get home insurance because a lot of the companies left and
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so that's a double whammy if your house is going up and you don't have insurance so anyway and I think Florida's having
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the same problem with hurricane Insurance like any insurance where the insurance has to actually pay you then
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they go wait I know someone who lives there and his insurance home insurance tripled because two hurricanes hit it
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within two years so yeah you know what can I say um okay Dana anything else before we
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get to the news and well I just wanted to observe a few funny things because I'm watching new Trump new Trum oh yeah
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that was good last week and some of his phrases are like this they've nobody's ever seen it nobody's ever seen anything
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like it before nobody's ever seen it no one's seen a case like that they never done it before and all they do and this
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is when he says talk he makes a very specific mouth which I'll do for our
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listeners and viewers okay this they've never seen it before they've never seen anything like it they never have it's
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never happened before quite frankly all they do is duck all they do
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[Laughter] is all they do telling you all they do
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is talk they just talk they just talk it's that far they
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talk they talk they just talk then it goes back normal I don't know what doing what they're doing but all they do is
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tuck they tuck it does go it's kind of what he went China that's right they go China
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they go they've never seen it and they're doing things you wouldn't believe and all they do by the way all they do is talk they're all talk and no
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action and used to sing that this is the only time he makes this specific lips like this all talk no action all talk no
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action I'm trying to give Patrick our editor different ankles it's funny it's like that old song all they
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do to me is tuck tuck tuck tuck remember tuck tuck all they do and we're looking at things and we're seeing things and
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all they do is duck he's trying to say all they do is talk talk they talk and
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they talk and they never stop talking when
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I like the mouth all right now I have Trump the other funny thing is we don't need any else that's unreal Trump is so
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entertaining I have to say if you're not panicked by him he's just [ __ ] funny
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I mean he's coming out now he wants Panama Canal he wants Greenland he's taking over yeah that's we're going to
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we're going to take over Greenland we're taking over Greenland we're going to we're going to take it over we're going
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to call it even more America that's the new name of that place even more Amica
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even more America we're taking over the Panama Canal we're going to take it because we build it we build it and all
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they do is chck oh we're gonna call it USA super super
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Canal we're taking over Tahiti and Bora Bora Tahiti and Bora Bora this is not
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talk it's not talk we're taking over Tahiti and we're calling it The Beautiful American islands and by the
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way Canada is now we're taking them over it's going be called America we're call it an America it's America Canada
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America yeah maybe super America up there it never made any sense we've got
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Alaska up there then we've got a [ __ ] ton of Canada then we've got America we're just trying too much Canada
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between here and Alaska right it's like you know it's like if Florida was another country it's like a thumb
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hanging off America but it's ours it's totally ours you know Pon Deon Pon Deon
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you remember him a lot of people talk about Pon de own looking for the Fountain of Youth in Canada but all they
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do is duck all they do is do that's my new toy today it's all they do is I like
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it he did he did a what you can cut this he did a 20-minute rant on electric
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heaters versus gas heaters you know what Biden was what they want they want electric heaters you could them they
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don't work very well you get itchy quite frankly you get itchy with electric the gas is better it looks better it Heats
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you up like you wouldn't believe and they're canceling water they're making dishwashers that don't have hardly any
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water you put your stuff in there comes out it's not clean you got to run it 10 times and you end up using you end up
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using more water by the way to our audience these are direct quotes yeah the dishwashers the washers they don't
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have a lot of water they're worried about water even the way places it's coming down from heaven they have so
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much water they want to stop the water and and you washer you wash your clothes they come out with they Duty you got to
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do it 10 20 times you doing more water and all they do is tuck I will say if
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California has to do electric cars by 2030 I'm not ready I I'm not throwing
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away my cars because just during this fire a lot of electricity is out so now where are
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you well we go electric and then Gas and energy prices go down because we're not using any of it and then the CO2 goes up
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there's a thousand metrics into this idea of Planet warming let's talk about it people rather than just do things
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emotionally I like my hybrid sorry talk they talk that's all they do is talk got
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to start them up again and no one's ever seen it no one's ever seen anything like this no one's ever seen it no one's ever
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seen it and all they do is took has to be the Maro we all have a
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lot of dirty dishes and I had one more thing I was going to do because I had so much fun the last last
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SNL a lot a lot of our friends were there Tina and everybody and uh but I
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hadn't seen Jimmy Fallon in a while so the minute the minute I see him he's like so much fun and it's such an upper
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he goes hey this is crazy Dana Cy oh what's going on Dana Cy hey so I start
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doing Johnny Carson getting pulled over for drunk driving you know sorry officer I didn't know I was swerving I had two
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slippery monkeys at the hook and Crook and Jimmy BW a gasket like his head
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exp oh my god oh so funny John Carson pull over he's talking to Tom Hanks
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Johnny Carson pull over driving hey I had a tomato boom boom the desperate
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sponge Dana Garvey so all they do is all they do
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is anyway I just had so much fun so here's Jimmy Fallon getting gets a gets
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the check in a restaurant I take the check oh my God this insane look at this check oh my God it's out of my I can't
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believe it it's insane that's it that's it it's a little whispy but I like it well I took it
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really far sot all right we have six minutes no we
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have we I have to say that the pickup on last week's show you know every week
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they pick some article some crazy stuff you said what did what got picked up yeah well I didn't read the article
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because I just thought it was about that we said uh I can't believe people text Lauren because I couldn't right but it
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was nothing negative I'm like I wish I could have gotten a Lauren it was like that ninth floor door is shut you're not talking to him you know you know what I
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mean you have to get an appointment and well you know I saw that and I thought about it later and the what we didn't have call Lauren we'd have to go to our
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office dial nine get get a landline
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number see it's fun oh hello uh hi Lauren Dana I'm in my
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office 86 Lauren's not here right now Lauren's not here right now let me give
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you to Marcy it's Marcy uh yeah so I felt like it sound
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like I was being negative that oh I was making fun of I didn't see this part till today that in that in that meeting
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between dress and air that Lauren was talking and he told Sarah Sherman I just love making fun of Sarah Sherman and she
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goes and he goes Sarah uh you have to face forward a little more just so the light hits you she goes I'll try I'll
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try it was funny Sarah's uh her is her charm is that she just says what's on
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her mind and she's very open you know she's hilarious and she's hilarious and so I could see the way she would be
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casual with Lauren would just sort of work like why okay well all right but I think that
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um we were in those early days maybe I don't know we just weren't as
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famili amiliar with Lauren Lauren was our boss the executive producer the guy
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who started Sarah Night Live and so I think for a few it took me a while to get comfortable with Lauren because the
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the way I really got to know Lauren maybe you could chime in on this is when you go back and you host and then you're
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kind of hanging out with Lauren a lot as a host it's a different thing and you're seeing how he's just casually always
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producing it's just put over there maybe he put let's move this I think the Cod
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opening is fine all I'm saying is and so you realize and also when you see him on
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the floor you know the guy is he he
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cares about that show first of all he's so freaking happy when the show works or
00:26:18
the cold opening works and if it's starting to go sideways this is why no one else does Live Comedy sketch because
00:26:24
it's so [ __ ] hard so anyway you get to know Lauren but the idea that Sarah has it already and is sort of friendly
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with him yeah yeah I mean did you ever walk by Lauren and see him in the hallway go hey Lauren I'm going to Huxley you want me to grab you a tunel
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actually why don't you to come with me yeah come with you what Lauren we're
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going to the comedy strip come on man Marcy would tackle me yeah uh she could too
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[Music]
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well it's January Dana I don't know if you uh have checked the calendar but I don't check the calendar but I just
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sense the holidays are over the hustle and the bustle and the rustle and the the whole the turkey and the trees and
00:27:14
the Santa and the it's over but it's over yeah it's now a time to
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recover think a little bit you know after all that holiday spending you know who you are it's a hangover for your
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May Vary okay all right let's get back to really important things what are our dumb stories we're talking let's get
00:30:14
some headlines going my forehead looks the same color as the wall behind me I guess that's that's a funny observation
00:30:21
and true they mixed together it's not good or bad look at that Heather you see my forehead looks the same color as the
00:30:26
wall okay people driving prison officer filmed having sex with inmate admits
00:30:33
another incident on same day and this is a female prison officer
00:30:39
the officer is the guy or the girl let me see that's what I'm tring only fans
00:30:44
model oh so she's a prison officer and an only fans model is it wait she was
00:30:50
jailed after oh she's the officer you can tell we don't look at
00:30:55
these ahead of time folks oh that's good we that's true okay so she caught on her
00:31:02
body cam what are you what I'm not saying the word [ __ ] but you I mean
00:31:07
she knows she's doing does she air that as part of her only fans I'm sure I mean why else that and you're
00:31:16
gonna get caught there's been a lot of prison movies I think um Ben Stiller did
00:31:24
one about female uh police officers
00:31:30
having sex with inmates so now it's a true story listen I'm not I'm fine with
00:31:35
it hey scroll down a little bit because I want to read that it says it's a funny word prison officer filmed having sex
00:31:40
with a burglar in his prison cell why are they so specific why who calls anyone a
00:31:48
burglar anymore well first of all that's a pretty I mean it's awful Fe a burglar but it that that means it's someone
00:31:54
trying to get into a house without hurting anybody and just get the Freak Out is that what it means I think a
00:32:00
burglar is just sort of trying to sneak in and sneak out it's not your house is burgled yeah they would do it if if like
00:32:07
say you were um not in your house right now and you're at other location it' be
00:32:13
a perfect time for someone to burglar oh forget sorry I brought that up yeah I've
00:32:19
been burgled that's a word that would be you've been burgled yeah mhm well as we
00:32:24
said the Hamburglar I never saw him actually in jail he was always out on
00:32:30
parole well my forehead is exactly the color now as the sheets no it was it was like Heather took was painting the wall
00:32:37
and just happened to slap your forehead make a little less so because Dana looks
00:32:43
like he's got some color in his face no but look I want
00:32:49
to well I have different I'm facing a window and for
00:32:55
editing ring lights that have color you look pretty good no one's going to notice this [ __ ] we'll do a new
00:33:01
story oh good you look fantastic everyone's running [ __ ] like a chicken with her head cut off because I
00:33:07
moved the curtain two inches anyway like Woody Allen came out for a
00:33:13
second please me to throw the Earth off its [Laughter]
00:33:20
axis okay uh what's next my forehead's the color of the uh the raat hin please
00:33:28
rent an ad on my forehead for fly in the wall also Superfly it's all
00:33:34
available what is this oh hang on oh this is a different only fans girl
00:33:39
saying how much the one we did a report on actually makes okay let's see if it's shocking or
00:33:46
notop rain really making I'm gonna be giving you some inside too much is the answer by from an of girl myself I know
00:33:53
we've all seen the image of her making 43 million dollar in a year which is
00:33:59
insane but this is the gross number and a lot of things are going to be coming out of this for example right off the
00:34:06
top only fans is going to be taking 20% so that 43 million drops to 34.4 million
00:34:15
now somebody of her caliber definitely has an agency to help with marketing and
00:34:20
posting this agency also takes a percentage and agencies in general take
00:34:26
a percentage of anywhere from 15% to all the way up to 60% going to grab
00:34:32
something right in the middle 35% now it drops her income down to
00:34:40
22.4 million this nobody is exempt we all have to pay taxes oh yeah welcome to the
00:34:47
club if you're based in Florida and you're making over a million year your
00:34:53
average tax percentage should be around 35% we take 35% off of the 22 million
00:35:02
and now we are all the way down to 14.5 million take home which is still a
00:35:11
huge amount of money yeah no [ __ ] all right first of all you want to be an
00:35:16
agent in that story up to 60% they start with 60 and then if
00:35:22
people go I'm sorry what yeah they go no I'm saying 50 and then they grind him
00:35:28
down to what 15 was it well she's got 14 million net net net that's pretty good
00:35:36
how embarrassing I know but still 14 mil that's like literally zero for an only
00:35:42
fans model but did you hear and we can probably look this up another one of my lies that I heard the average only fan
00:35:49
girl makes about a thousand a month that makes sense that makes more
00:35:54
sense right because not everyone has a huge Jordans you could say I'm taking off my clothes hey everybody you have to
00:36:01
let your followers know and if you don't then you're a okay oh wow we're say
00:36:07
we're getting a news flash that you get 150 180 per month most only
00:36:13
fans wow 2,000 a year that's that's the tough decision because you only hear
00:36:18
these stories of how great it is now you're high you're dancing in a g string and you're making $150 a month
00:36:27
then got to check what's going on with your person I mean what is that yeah I mean it's still money but it just you
00:36:34
got to weigh it out I guess it is true I remember Jay Leno telling me once yeah that's why we get
00:36:40
paid we get paid a lot of money because after they take everything you still got a pretty good check you know yeah I mean
00:36:47
there's some things you still don't get it's still at this point if you go do Jimmy Fallon what do you make 780
00:36:55
bucks well it's it's it's the exposure that's just Union that wasn't the
00:37:01
question sir on the stand Lady Gaga got 17 million for five minutes on Co Bear
00:37:07
show she just has that kind of clout wait why am I getting
00:37:13
780 you know I I don't know only fans is a fascinating thing and we should we
00:37:19
should for just because Superfly this is for Sophie let's
00:37:25
get let's you want to get get one of them on and ask her let's get a you know an only fans we get that Sophie rain on
00:37:34
yeah that's that's doing well and just really think of it as it it grosses like
00:37:39
6 eight billion a year it's bigger than you know the NBA salary it's all
00:37:45
combined right it's bigger than us steel yeah I don't know that movie I'm too young Godfather in US steel there's a
00:37:52
big controversy um a Japanese steel company wants to merge with us steel and they
00:37:59
some people say it's a great deal for both it'll give us a steel industry and then some people say we should keep your
00:38:05
steel separate from our friends from China China right now they're talking
00:38:11
about it they're talking a lot but it's all talk it's all talk that's all it is now let me
00:38:17
change I hate that talk is such an easy one to get back to China this merger is
00:38:23
just talk right now it's just talk they just talk they've never seen it we've never seen it he's talking about the
00:38:29
lawsuits they've never seen it before talking about never seen it who's seen Greenland who's going up there for a
00:38:34
vacation it's a lot of fun try a lot of fun by the way it's got oil natural gas
00:38:40
and Rare Minerals and it it it you can take a ship we have a air base there so
00:38:46
but the people there's only 57,000 people there and they mostly sell fish
00:38:51
to Denmark they don't you got to bring in the big boys to for all the oil gas
00:38:57
minerals so that's why Trump get the Rare Minerals they're rare the reason they're rare is because you don't see
00:39:03
them a lot that's a very underused word Rare Minerals you gotta have them China has a lot of them but right now it's
00:39:10
Trump goes up there to to sort of you know G shake hands and say hey this what's this a largemouth lunker bass
00:39:17
what do you got here he's trying to like blend in with the locals to pitch the sale I know Trump Jr just went in and
00:39:23
just hung out he just hung out but the thing is those people make an average
00:39:29
news flash 36,000 a year for the average
00:39:34
um Greenland human being so Trump will say we'll make we'll give you a million a year
00:39:40
each to make it can also buy a cow for nickel up there to make it what did I
00:39:46
call it even more America even more America is our latest
00:39:51
acquisition that would be the biggest state probably Greenland because it's three times as big as Texas is it it's
00:39:57
all it's 80% covered in ice the reason it's called Greenland is when the Vikings and the Danes went in there it
00:40:04
was all green and lushed so if it melts we may see so is my wife that's what you
00:40:10
should say if you're Henny Youngman it's 80% covered in ice so is my wife there you go that's a good one it was a hair
00:40:17
late let no let's do it officially so Patrick can clip it okay
00:40:22
ready go Greenland is covered 80% in ice yeah so is my
00:40:30
wife well that sounded too s too sincere so is my wife you almost want I should
00:40:36
have done use the other so is my wife Patrick we'll see what that looks like yeah okay uh next story here we go we're
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mom whoa oh Mount Pleasant Michigan I'm from
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Michigan this is the one that has like the music behind it head that goes scary music I was doing a mission
00:42:11
impossible sub theme oh you were sorry I stepped on it that's Mission
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Impossible lost poy I
00:42:24
lost I'm to the Finish cuz I my SP and all of it is
00:42:35
talkinging my first bit I've said it before my first bit in 19 when oh you
00:42:41
did popy ladies and gentlemen Popeye getting kicked in the
00:42:49
groin I was not expecting I know it's just if I get claps from David Spade I
00:42:55
like that one that was a good oh you know um you know uh Popeye like you're wa now
00:43:03
speaking of popey yeah uh that goes public domain more
00:43:09
fishy [ __ ] guesses on my part public domain like Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh so they're going to make a horror
00:43:16
movie about it I think but they can't use spinach I heard that too this all sounds like a lie oh a mash up popey and
00:43:24
a horror yeah like make popey I'm gonna I olive oil and D stabs her and he's like I'm not a great going
00:43:32
after and then what's his name wimpy comes in I'll gladly stab you tomorrow
00:43:37
if I can stab you today for a hamburger today yeah for a
00:43:42
hamburger Wimpy's like on drugs he just he was adding nothing but I did always
00:43:47
laugh when he'd say that I'm like like even in a comic strip gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today is
00:43:54
brilliant Tuesday that's like hear me now me later listen to me me L and
00:43:59
believe me later I like how we don't even talk about the mom who's I guess
00:44:04
it's just sort of discipline right I assume she it's parenting in her mind
00:44:10
yes not in mine that's rough it depends on how rough she got I like they make the kid look like
00:44:17
they're in Squid game for some reason in this photo yeah if if your kid is dressed like that which is this death
00:44:23
mask in a pink jacket with a hood on you you maybe want to harass him online just
00:44:29
to get him to take off the mask unless that's just to hide his identity yeah okay you were chopping
00:44:36
you're being choppy but we got it Patrick's got it okay let's go to one more now we got time what time is it we
00:44:43
always say one more we got time people are too riveted they're on the edge of their seat during this the edge of their
00:44:49
Ed of their watch this okay let see seeing Oh this is funny okay this is a
00:44:55
woman from America seeing Big Ben as you know Big Ben is a big clock
00:45:01
in uh London padilly Square but this woman
00:45:07
sees it this is the reaction I would figure also Dana having too but then some kid gives a gives a summary so
00:45:14
watch her and then watch the kids summary all right stand up right now [ __ ] stand
00:45:22
up why the hell is she crying over a clock I've lived in the UK and London
00:45:28
for eight years and I've seen this every single time and if I was even in America
00:45:33
I would not start going on the floor what's Big Ben done what's Big Ben
00:45:39
done for you has he done has he cleaned your house is he a made at your house is he done as he overed your floor no he's not he's a clock BL he's a big massive
00:45:47
clock that lives in the middle of London why are you crying over a [ __ ]
00:45:54
CL so that's her mother no that's just some chick on Tik Tok and
00:46:01
okay so that that kid seems like she's 37 years old not visually she looks
00:46:07
eight but it's like extremely mature why would you cry over a clock mother why
00:46:14
are you falling on the ground it's a [ __ ] clock if you saw a
00:46:21
human being who was over 6 feet tall would you so look how tall they are it's
00:46:26
stupid yeah cry cry over things I want follow
00:46:31
this lady around and see what she's crying over every day anything normal she got a giant
00:46:38
hamburger and so for two hours it's larger than a regular hamburger don't
00:46:44
let her near ry's Donuts the donuts on the outside are so large she broke down in tears and had to
00:46:51
be taken away by an EMT Squad Dana choppy
00:46:57
I'm choppy you're blurry blurry break the tie gray I'm
00:47:03
blurry well oh it is don't you [ __ ] dare
00:47:08
blame me it's blurry and [Music]
00:47:13
choppy that should be our show by the way this hotel graciously said we'll give you some dog [ __ ] internet that
00:47:20
nobody you know what I did for our friend Paul McCartney going full circle I went to the Four Seasons way up in the
00:47:26
mountains because the Wi-Fi was sketchy down in I can hear and see it terrific thank
00:47:33
you for traveling to a better Hotel well at least you saved a couple bucks on the hotel I can tell it's a no I'm at a nice
00:47:41
hotel but I we went and said we don't want the regular internet where's the
00:47:46
back door special and so they right here we go ding uh so this is the good you thought
00:47:53
you got good oh okay gotcha Bast yeah I know we we we vetted this whole thing
00:47:59
because I knew if I'm on the road I got to make sure we could do this and nail it and make it a th% because
00:48:07
all of our millions of views they freak out's happen oh here's another story okay I
00:48:14
just thought this was interesting okay this isn't great this isn't hilarious I just think I could watch this for an
00:48:19
hour how is rubber made from rubber tree how do you harvest rubber I like that
00:48:25
scrape noise it's a specific never think of doing it like this very straight
00:48:30
lines yeah freehand what's
00:48:37
that like this little instrument that's me with my toenails at
00:48:45
night is that the actual rubber that's coming off I would never think this tree
00:48:51
was a rubber tree I think it was some dumb [ __ ] tree run of the- mill
00:48:57
[ __ ] it oh look everybody oh say just made a little tap and then Here Comes it and
00:49:03
then it kind of is that it wowe that's what rubber looks like coming right out that's what it sounds
00:49:11
like I don't like the water part god get a grip on it dude relax
00:49:17
yeah rubber trees really were name named properly that's a lot of
00:49:24
work what and they don't do anything with it collecting rubber you're not making a
00:49:31
tire out of that why are they black they don't do anything with it no but that was a rubber tree uh go if you're
00:49:36
driving go look at YouTube around 45 minutes you'll see it it's fascinating that was kind of cool it was cool very
00:49:43
light tapping angle scraping and then a funnel so some of it came out kind of
00:49:49
watery and then it coales into a big I think it's like sap coales he said
00:49:55
YouTube can light that one like Aila and the be okay what's the
00:50:01
next thing what's this human deaths caused by
00:50:08
animals okay Heather pay attention this is interesting this is going to tell us what an it's kind of like the running
00:50:14
thing we did what animals and how many deaths do they cause per year in order
00:50:21
we're starting at the lowest so bats Bears okay okay I sharks I get it
00:50:29
moose is more than sharks spiders wolves cows cows used to yeah
00:50:38
horses even more lions and leopards make sense ants
00:50:43
Dana bees bees because allergic P
00:50:49
jellyfish tiger tiger that far ahead of shark deer ahead of
00:50:55
tigers Hipp way up there elephant killing us
00:51:01
tapeworms crocodiles never liked them scorpion scorpion wow and what's the ti ti flies
00:51:10
and then assassin bug snail snails snails kill us dogs number way above
00:51:16
everyone else snakes wow humans kill other hum 430,000 big mosquitoes above
00:51:24
humans but tis fly where is that in Africa I've heard of them it's in Titi
00:51:30
the land of tisti you fly over it I don't know it's Africa I think I think
00:51:35
it's that or southeast Asia you know commical disease
00:51:41
carriers what about okay shocking on that was cows dogs were so high but why
00:51:48
do cows how do cows kill you because I'm around cows a lot they don't want anything to do with me I oh I'd be
00:51:54
scared oh you know if you had a bull that's different if you have female cows
00:51:59
but bulls will attack yeah oh because if you're flirting with a with one of
00:52:06
their uh okay and then toward the end hippopotamus there's not that many are
00:52:12
there um 20 to 25 deaths occur each year from cattle
00:52:18
uhhuh involves the Bulls there it is yeah oh mple multiple cows are involved in most
00:52:25
attacks and it's it's bulls with horns and [ __ ] and they want to [ __ ] you up
00:52:30
yeah mhm wow well I thought who else was on that list that was really
00:52:36
odd ows didn't make it for a third year in a row they one thing they left out was hu
00:52:42
who kills more humans than any anyone else and then would say David spay because you kill your audience as a
00:52:49
standup sorry long way David bab was a killer last night oh you killed him
00:52:57
hey have to turn this light up a little bit more so it doesn't match for the only reason so it won't
00:53:02
match so we have 30 seconds to go and now you're doing a lighting design you go now turn that one I'll
00:53:08
close that one we're doing a whole thing here listen we're not [ __ ] goop oh it
00:53:14
is a little darker Jesus Christ Claude Reigns just walked into the podcast go
00:53:19
that side yeah yeah yeah oh you can't do that all right we're back to normal wait hold on stop stop stop right the micos
00:53:27
right there beautiful that's fine
00:53:33
mhm NOP I got to put these on so it matches oh where are the sunglasses you got a continuity bronzer yeah continu we
00:53:40
got to match okay what's next story I like to bark out orders
00:53:46
hey hey hold on wait I think so
00:53:57
um let's see what this is I don't know if tell us how you are going to break there's a guy sitting there and he's
00:54:03
going to talk break the world record for sleeping with the most men in one day I'm trying to get 1,000 guys 1,000 guys
00:54:09
in 24 hours my plan kind of is to it needs to be a room with two doors is
00:54:15
what we're trying to work out like the logistics of this is insane because one thing it's hard enough getting a
00:54:20
thousand guys together it's another thing actually like making sure they all do it in the time limit so honestly I'm just hoping for like convey about of
00:54:28
like they need to kind of like walk in the room one pump in one pump out and then leave how's the current world
00:54:35
record though it's 99 in I want to get to 1,000 cuz like 900 is weak you may as well got to a th000 you know what I mean
00:54:41
004 hours though this is why I'm training you know I've done the Just Another Sunday in like a few weeks um a
00:54:50
she's going to do 300 warm up but I think as long as they're in out in out in out it's going to be pretty quick I
00:54:55
think I'll get s towards the end but I think I've got hope right determination just well look listen
00:55:03
fun she sets the world record she retires she wants to start a family
00:55:09
she's dating regular guys they're having a glass of wine the guy says well let's just be honest you know I've had a
00:55:16
little bit of sexual experience just just tell me of how many men have you been with I mean ballpark body count
00:55:22
five six 10 and then she has to say um
00:55:29
177,000 yeah it's a tough number is that real first of all is that real well she
00:55:35
just broke a record for it's like a new kind of thing they're doing for clout where but is there any evidence it's
00:55:44
real um they interview the guys well because how many guys would you sign up for that would you be number
00:55:51
684 do they pay them well you know my nickname in high
00:55:56
school was uh I was a boxer and they called me the one pump chump I think that's why they called me that so you
00:56:02
might you might go through get in line and come through another time with sunglasses on the second time high five
00:56:10
yeah no I I don't know how it works they did a 100 and she said she was had
00:56:16
nightmares after I'm like I don't even know what's going on with the world it's really just an uh for record and is Guinness book
00:56:24
really coming out there with the nerdy guy I don't I mean they did interview her
00:56:29
parents you know very workingclass Brits and they're very sweet about it hello we'll always be proud of our daughter
00:56:37
she's a hard worker she's worked way up to a thousand milon and it took a lot of
00:56:42
effort and time and and strategy oh my daughter is the nicest person in the
00:56:48
world she's got a heart of gold she likes having sex with thousands of men
00:56:53
but she's not all talk she's she's not oh no she's not she she's not
00:57:01
talking she's not saying I'm going to have sex with thousand men it's not oh
00:57:07
talk yeah you know even if she gets 900
00:57:12
we still love her and McCartney was she's it's a lot of shagging I'll be
00:57:18
honest yeah it's more you can really comprehend I'm sure McCartney put up some world record numbers back in the
00:57:25
day uh I I who the horniest Beetle we should have asked him who is the horny probably
00:57:31
Ringo probably has to be the drummer ah piece of Love piece of love
00:57:37
oh yeah that's a tell I think lenon had bed ends that guy's horny but what about uh I think they were all kind of the
00:57:43
marrying kind they all got kind of uh married and a couple divorc and married
00:57:49
again I mean the Beatles are actually pretty corn I think what happens that kind of Fame it's so overwhelming to
00:57:56
even talk to someone that they probably no girl that's a fan could even
00:58:02
comprehend they were even in the same room with them so it's just too weird they just got to find one person where
00:58:09
it's normal and stay with them Paul's first wife Linda Eastman uh she was a
00:58:15
she was a well-known photographer from a very renowned family Eastman codak and
00:58:21
she had a child from her previous marriage and so she was very grownup and
00:58:26
I think uh and and lovely and so I think that's what attracted Paul to her to your point
00:58:33
David yeah agree okay let's do one more and then we'll talk about a horny other
00:58:38
band members that was a good question we blew it with Paul okay let's see what this is
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wait is this another oh is this oh this is robots
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they made robots to look like ants and they give them chores I'm already scared
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these robots are inspired by ants and were developed by South Korean scientists each micro robot is 600
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micrometers tall and interacts with others using magnetic fields o so am I
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the micro robot swarm was able to unclog tubes that resembled blocked blood vessels this technology could
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potentially be used to clear plaques from clog fill you full of robot ants in
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this other application how do you get the out of your body a chunk of the metal indium to
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this allowed it to turn light we're done guys punch out the micro robots were able to assemble into a group coordinate
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their movements to walk over an obstacle by leveraging their Collective Strength and synchronized actions they
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successfully overcame barriers demonstrating their ability to adapt and perform tasks they moved in 1976 Ford
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Bronco the micro robots used centrifugal force for self propelling themselves over obstacles they're throwing gigantic
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200 micro robots successfully separated heavy liquid metal into smaller pieces in just 5 Seconds despite its high
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surface tension they then mov the pieces join them back together and shaped the
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metal this demonstrated their ability to handle complex tasks with precision and
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control the M let's ask AI well AI is all possible without cut
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to an actual ant going why do we even try
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oh well just a noted fake ant person why do we even try they're all talk and then
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another ant goes it's uh it's uh not much but it's an honest
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it's honest work I'll be I'll be honest with you you know I'm just an ant but I see that and I go you know it's all
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right you know what else you got is what I'm saying the ants are leaning in an alley going these [ __ ] ant robots are
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going to take over that's it that's it for us guys you see the question is do
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they have a queen bee do they have a nest with a queen bee they got no Queen be best part is they don't they don't
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they don't need it they an's like we never needed it we never needed the queen we can do this H we just got to get and by the way to go full circle you
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know what a queen be does all day has sex with a thousand ants oh he does just based on that
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Queen all talk this is the all talk
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all talk all talk that's all there was and everybody SE it all talk all talk
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all talk face all all I think we should end on that Dana any any final remarks I'm going to continue for the next
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Superfly with my all talk Motif no I have a new one for next week folks and
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we are we are looking forward to getting some people some scientists and and different people I actually have an idea
01:01:49
for a brilliant investor to teach people how to how to really invest in the stock market David sweet
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um Greg yeah everybody you're right and uh YouTube shorts we put up the new version
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of trump which is uh you going slower don't give it away and uh that was Rel
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Trump speaking softly instead of screaming at the big rallies you know yeah because now he won now he's like H
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now he can just slow and what we're gonna do he talked for a half hour straight in the most uh abstract way it
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was really entertaining I recommend it to anybody we're looking at a lot of things you
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don't want dirty dishes you got to do them six times sir will you attack Panama this the country of Panama to get
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I'm not gonna rule anything out I'm not GNA rule it out I'm not gonna he wants
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Panama he wants the Gulf of America and he and he wants even more America I.E
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Greenland he should take South America they're halfway there they already what would the name be would he South America
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no we'd rename it oh to America lower America lower
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America additional America after the skinny connected part America plus then
01:03:08
they can charge you oh I know it would' be South Central America South Central
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America because we have Central America South all right all right so we'll figure it out thank you Dana are you
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working tonight Friday night yeah show tonight where sold out should we plug it
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no it's a corporate whoops that's all right it's going to be great I this is one where they don't
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want me to be dirty and then I just saw two employees downstairs and they go you better be dirty tonight and I'm like I
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can't I get in trouble you never listen to the employees you get the they're like
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sorry I know because the audience is not as prudish as the the team that's scared
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of offending them that's the irony they laugh if but anyway all right well my banana
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looks like a dolphin weirdly enough right now your lighting is the best it's been during the whole podcast
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oh what is that what was the impression look like a dolphin
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oh flipper flipper okay miss you D I'll see you
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when I'm back we'll talk to just laters this has been a presentation of
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Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna we sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and
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Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
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