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[Laughter]
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hard topic I'm telling you I fluff and
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folded I have my secrets I have my
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ointments and my oils and my
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moisturizers but when I am no longer on
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camera in life maybe you know in Italy
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cruising around I'm going full Letterman
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this Dutch main goes downtown trims down
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this goes way out covers all the sins no
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more Adam's Apple even any chest and
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neck SS goes all the way down no that uh
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I I still have a pretty good amount of
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chest hair um no I don't not really I'm
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Norwegian and Irish I mean come on did
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this this Lan beer does he still have it
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at that long no he he trimmed about two
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Ines off it so it just covers his collar
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bone I don't know but I think he looks
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good in it
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because you know all the stuff around
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here not you because you're you're kind
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of eternally youthful your new nickname
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is Peter hand spig Christ s um but uh I
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think Letterman looks good it's just an
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advantage men have women have to get
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facelifts men can grow a beard so there
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end of story news flash um you know what
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was funny make a clip out of that
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Patrick he goes not enough but uh I I
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remember when the weekend for like a
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year he had like a bandaid on his face
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or something and then he had like a fat
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suit on was that something else who was
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that sing the singer the weekend and
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then he I the weekend I don't think he
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ever paid off that Band-Aid bit it was
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like a long play we're in the era that a
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Band-Aid it's not a bit it could just be
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a fashion choice I remember the first
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dude I saw dude who had pants on Levi
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501s and one pant leg was rolled up on
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the top of his knee and first time I saw
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it just walking around what's up uh no
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comment no wound on the Cal but just one
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pant leg roll up I remember the first
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time I was going on the lot I remember
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the first time a guy said hey dog to me
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what's up dog what's up dog and that was
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kind of cool too so which brings us to
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Kendrick Lamar should we I know it's oh
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Super Bowl yeah we got Super Bowl bits
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what's up what are we talking bit I'm
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just let me just put in context is I
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don't want to be a grumpy old man
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everything was better than it you don't
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get culture you don't get it go ahead I
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was born in Brad and introduced to hip
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hop in the 90s I said the hip
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okay here I got three examples I'm
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saying a hip hop in the 90s or rap if
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you
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will um the first one was Sir Mixel lot
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I like big butts and I cannot lie can't
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lie lie that's funny very potent really
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I got good B and I can lie Cho and got
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it super catchy get St one of your
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favorites I believe which I think also
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is crazy brilliant Mama Said Knock You
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Out Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J
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Mama Said Knock You Out yeah the
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beginning is good so it has an Anthem I
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mean the lyric of Mama My Mother Said
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Knock You Out and my Madre Madre M Madre
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KN so it's sort of sweet in a way Mom
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Said Knock You out I'm going to knock
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you out mama said get you in a headlock
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I'm going to said kick you in the balls
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I'm going to kick you in the balls mom
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said mom said wrap a pizza around your
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face I'm gonna wrap a pizza around go
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ahead these were all possible lyrics
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that they had to whittle down uh don't
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call it a comeback is that it I've been
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here for years is that how yeah don't
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call it a comeback L Cool J is cool
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that's a great beginning too he was on
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yeah don't call to come back I like Al
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Cool J I think he also he was on SNL as
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the host and I had him in church chat in
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read through and then for whatever
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reason he was perfectly good for
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whatever reason his part got cut I
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wasn't sure the reason I did it by you I
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don't remember it wasn't a big part but
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then later on heit job by sidled up and
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kind of was very serious goes what was
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wrong with what I do what what I do I
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said what I do wrong I said Lauren said
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Said Knock You Out ah I'm said cut you
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out knock him out okay two more just
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before we go to uh Kendrick Lamar who
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before we go to commercial seems like a
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beautiful person um Snoop Dog throws
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that in
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Snoop which one Jin and Juice Drop It
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Like It's Hot was the first one I went
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holy I played a day in the life for my
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kids and they put on Drop it like it's
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hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like
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it's hot St
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but talk about crazy
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catchy great also Jin and Juice I Like
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Big Butts Drop It Like It's Hot Mama
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Said Knock You Out and then the other
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thing I was introduced to hip hop and
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rap was Eminem with a real Slim J I
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please stand up I please stand up and so
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this is my introduction to how I
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perceive
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K this a big wind up I think I know
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where you're headed though no I I don't
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what about CN I don't know if I
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understand it
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but he sounds like an
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Auctioneer
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kendri I mean I'm not I'm saying Mama
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Said Knock You Out and all I got I
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couldn't get
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acier now I don't know I like Mama Said
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Knock You Out well catchy hookie I mean
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I think one song in there I sort of knew
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uh but I will say I didn't know them all
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fine that that show is not for me fine
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and I like the GNX because I have a
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Grand National remember I had one for a
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long time I just want to understand it
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and I want the commenters to help me I'm
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not [ __ ] on it I'm just saying I
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don't quite get it and the early hip-hop
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rap was uh very very clear to me and I
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just trying to understand it also the
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whole disc song
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about Drake I've heard Drake stuff I
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really like it but that's uh kind of I
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agree that I listen if a song is about
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you're in a fight with someone or you're
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mad at someone is that really the most
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peaceful fun Super Bowl bring us all
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together song or is it like he [ __ ] you
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to some guy and everyone's like I know
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what he's talking about fine also great
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visually I didn't I got a little snoozy
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in the middle but great visually as far
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as all the outfits the dancing and you
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need that element you definitely need
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that I think I give uh Kendrick K an A+
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for for the aesthetic the dancing and I
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did watch I uh read an article in the
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New York
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Times and it broke down all his visual
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elements in other words they used to
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call them m m MTV videos and they are
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sort of brilliant the visual is
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brilliant
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[Music]
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but you know I'm I'm gonna it's growing
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on me already the more I do do it but
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you
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know yeah I mean there was a lot to that
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Super Bowl
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also uh well the whole thing you watched
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it Chiefs got smoked um oh how about
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this the Kanye commercial that he paid
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for 7 million for that Buie that
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commercial on his iPhone which he's done
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that move before which is pretty funny
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paid 7 million films his iPhones I have
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no money left here's my grills go to my
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website fine ends it with going uh
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um wasting time but what I didn't know
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you go to the website what is it
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Dana uh
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yeezy.com or ye.com you go there it's
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one item T-shirt with a swastic on I saw
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that so
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listen we all have different merch I'm
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listening we all have different merch
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it's very interesting merch uh oh
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Shopify how long does it take to take
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that down how long do you have to be
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told
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maybe this isn't is it a joke is it what
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I mean he's controversial but at a
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certain point it's just beyond
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controversy where people just go hey
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come on now what are you doing what are
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you doing and are those checks clearing
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for 7 million for I guess so but well as
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far as stealing Focus like I put the
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bookends he was there with his teeth and
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I I I couldn't really talk you know this
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are my new girls and uh you know uh I
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could I again this all I could do on an
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iPhone uh you know because I paid uh so
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much for the commercial $8 million so
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it's kind of brilliant and then the book
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end to that is Bill Murray on hey you
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know you might want to get another beer
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but meantime you know Bill Murray but
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yahoo.com and I don't know what product
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that was for unless it was for Yahoo I
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think it was for Yahoo oh I didn't even
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see that one but I knew he did something
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I thought for Yahoo uh also Kanye's uh
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wife girlfriend wife uh-uh uh her family
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lovely person lovely gal as my mom would
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say lovely g such now she she keeps
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defending herself and her family keeps
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going hey I'm not I'm here by my own
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free will I'm not like kidnapping and
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then I want to say to her maybe don't
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say that yet let's see how how things go
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because you're not even going to get a l
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job at Lady Foot Locker after this I
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it's very hard when this is all on your
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resume to go oh you should have that in
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your back pocket he made me do all that
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I'm the greatest person in the world I
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would I wouldn't be any part of that
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because he's saying things causing
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disruptions where you want to
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go maybe I was brainwash let me let's
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just say that because it gets you out of
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it it's your one free pass right that
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you know what I'm saying yeah uh that
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relationship you know my blink is it's
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not really equal it looks like one
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person in the relationship sh is more
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dominant than the other I'll leave the
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the listeners to viewers to figure out
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which one um could really got those two
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I have to
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say it's a it's a click friendly world
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if you
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really um I just thought yeah two kids
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in love two kids in love let's let's
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leave it it's a story you've seen a
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million times those two I just would
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like to it's a Hallmark movie it is it's
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look I can say they're they're an
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adorable couple and no one can say
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they're not yeah you remember the song
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Frankie Valley
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1983 no one knows what goes on go on
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Behind Closed Doors Charlie Rich I think
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or Charlie Rich right I don't know where
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I I put a bookmark guy in there when
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behind Clos door it's a little cryptic
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isn't it I mean that would be good for
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like the the serial killer no one knows
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what goes on
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behind
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clothes behind yeah so maybe they're
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just a cute they're playing Scrabble
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every night I don't know maybe it's all
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act it's got to be partially an act hey
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would you like some cocoa sure babe you
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mind seethrough thong while you make
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what's on
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Tu I wish I was at a Kansas City chief
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super party I mean everyone's got
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jerseys on momes they've got beers
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flowing woo oh [ __ ] we got this whoa
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[ __ ] Chiefs 34
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zip they said there's an after party for
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11,000 people and I saw today a DJ was
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like might as well be
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going people literally magic marker they
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had a Mahon Jersey on and just crossed
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it off I mean just fair weather fans
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Jesus yeah I don't I I don't have any
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big hot takes as Super Bowl I didn't
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even see all the commercials because you
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want to talk during the commercial then
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you're like when do I talk during the
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Super Bowl I want to watch the game I'm
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not allowed to talk during the
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commercials I'm
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not so yeah it's a real you it's a real
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it was
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um mind bogging glad happy for the
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Eagles their defensive line is
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extraordinary Jaylen Herz has always
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been underrated I'll do some X andos
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here yeah give us and our producer said
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before we came on you know oh boy
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Jason Kelsey is it sorry Travis
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Travis I'm sorry do you have his
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shimmery
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shirt no pull it up if you see it it was
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it's it's the classic situation you
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don't want he's doed up to go into the
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party which is a Super Bowl which used
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to be the guys were just like hey we
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come in sweats we get ready for the now
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it's a full New York Fashion Week they
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walk in they all have purses they all
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have you know hats and stuff I know
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yellow mustard socks with little copper
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shoes exactly uh lots of buttons and
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little collars um you walk in like Mary
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Poppins and then they go okay Cam Newton
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was good this good-look dude has fine it
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makes people think when you don't win
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you put too much time into that because
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afterwards poor Kelsey walking out with
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his shimmery shirt one like I mean he
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looks super cool at clar CL on the bench
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Clark Gable hair he had little coming
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Downy but then I they didn't publ if he
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went over and sat NE next to
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Taylor and he goes hey bab stands during
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the game and after the game when they
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lost and she scooched over she actually
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moved over I mean does she pick outfits
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because I don't know I couldn't pick all
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this [ __ ] I think that guy could retire
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from football and become another um
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Action Hero you know this guy's life was
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already all green lights there was no
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there was no bumps it's these great
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looking he's tall that's all anyone
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cares about and he's a football player
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and he's Rich so there just um and
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actually he's um yeah he's he's uh Jason
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is reti pry funny and and charismatic
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he's he's good in commercials
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Jason he Kel he retires he was the one
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on here last year and they win the Super
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Bowl
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so yeah and then he retires but he has
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to go root for the Eagles and against
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brother sort of right sort of but I mean
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he would have got a
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ring missed it by 12 months but that guy
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but he got 34 commercials out of it so
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he's doing all right those Kelsey
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Brothers they're they're an ecosystem
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now and his wife and I mean it's it's
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just they're everywhere all at once like
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I thought the mom had a cooking show was
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that just a rumor we started no the mom
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has a cooking show the entire extended
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family it's it's really cool to see an
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empire built from the ground round up
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it's they're the new
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now it's getting too it's getting too
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00:20:36
stairwell we laughed so hard we couldn't
00:20:39
even I mean this stuff is this is a
00:20:42
18,000 where do you feel like I'm not
00:20:45
paying 20 for invisible nothing 20 is my
00:20:49
my top that's my ceiling well here's our
00:20:52
experiment we're going to book you at a
00:20:54
big theater you know you sell tend to
00:20:56
sell tickets big theater with the mic
00:20:59
there ladies and gentlemen David Spade
00:21:01
is going to stay backstage for an hour
00:21:04
enjoy the show we can call it not David
00:21:07
Spade and then it's just a mic stand and
00:21:09
not me M for triple the ticket price
00:21:12
triple yeah because it is better to not
00:21:14
hear me talk in all well I it's just
00:21:17
fake art uh oh this is this this just in
00:21:21
okay here's Travis leaving oh here we
00:21:24
go look no one's around
00:21:29
he's like God why didn't I just bring a
00:21:31
flannel shirt yeah it's I get it it's
00:21:35
just life you know the high and the low
00:21:37
you know just but the biggest game and
00:21:40
this it that's the most be the hardest
00:21:42
thing no matter how good things are
00:21:43
going to take it's like gambling in
00:21:46
Vegas it's fun to win but losing makes
00:21:48
you feel so much worse it's so it's
00:21:50
lower than the high is than the high I
00:21:52
liked what Tom Brady said and I thought
00:21:54
he did a great job announcing so I like
00:21:57
his announcing he's very very bright but
00:21:59
at the end he said he was in 10 Super
00:22:02
Bowls he doesn't remember the seven that
00:22:05
he won and there's still Super Bowl I
00:22:07
don't know which one or all three that
00:22:09
he lost he still isn't over
00:22:12
it thinks about it it's you with the
00:22:15
Paul McCartney
00:22:22
interview hey
00:22:23
man look you don't have that kind of
00:22:26
brain you're like pretty good I just cry
00:22:30
myself no why did I interrupt why am I
00:22:33
interrupting now why won't I shut up why
00:22:35
did I have coffee before I came on this
00:22:37
show the David Spade show oh why because
00:22:40
I made fun of that Paul McCartney you
00:22:42
always say that no no I and I'm kidding
00:22:44
too K well Tom Brady had a big Goofy
00:22:47
watch on and I have to say love Tom
00:22:49
Brady looks very thin but the guy cannot
00:22:51
look bad bless his heart just like
00:22:52
Travis cannot take a bad picture and but
00:22:55
he had this this not I'm not going to
00:22:57
say goofy watch my taste super
00:23:02
blingy uh and then it was like orange
00:23:05
yeah and that feels like not his style
00:23:08
look at look at how huge and orange and
00:23:10
diamonds and I mean he's so effing rich
00:23:13
like we got it I like that Daytona to
00:23:15
the right or whatever that one is called
00:23:17
uh the just the Rolex I just don't like
00:23:20
anything super
00:23:21
showy and uh that looks like a Swatch is
00:23:25
it possible it was $750,000
00:23:28
that's what I read when I went over the
00:23:30
morning newspapers every time I read it
00:23:32
it's higher but that doesn't even Shock
00:23:35
Me If he if he's worth 200 million it
00:23:37
doesn't blow me away that it's that
00:23:40
much um is it okay to say that maybe I'm
00:23:43
a Buddhist monk in a previous Buddhist
00:23:45
monk life I don't really like or want
00:23:47
things I stole this jacket as you know
00:23:49
this is a Gap t-shirt I sto I stole this
00:23:54
jacket and I have it I have a $10 Cassio
00:23:58
watch it's in the drawer listen not
00:24:02
about material things don't everything
00:24:05
you own owns you back news flash David
00:24:08
this sweat this yeah I have I have a lot
00:24:10
of quarter Zips you know what that means
00:24:13
this I see
00:24:14
it and uh not embarrassed
00:24:18
okay your closet's the size of a Macy's
00:24:22
department
00:24:24
store you know I know some famous person
00:24:26
and I won't tell you who it was a famous
00:24:30
couple and their house was so big they
00:24:32
had a party and went in the closet and
00:24:34
then they said oh and here's how they
00:24:37
get their clothes
00:24:40
button like the laundr mat like a
00:24:42
laundry mat oh yeah like when you get
00:24:44
your dry cleaning goes up around all
00:24:47
their clothes come down they take it off
00:24:50
the hook they're all numbered good crazy
00:24:54
I was like you're so rich if I had your
00:24:56
money I'd throw mine away this is
00:24:57
ridiculous
00:24:59
does do they wrap it in plastic and say
00:25:02
we can't find come back later why can't
00:25:04
get stain out you you you need to have a
00:25:07
ticket no we can't get too much heat on
00:25:10
it yeah it melt you need
00:25:14
ticket um so that was them being rich
00:25:18
all right next Story look we're really
00:25:19
moving I know why do we need to move I
00:25:22
don't know I by the way I'll tell
00:25:23
everyone before I get to the sickening
00:25:24
[ __ ] story I was on bus boys all day
00:25:27
one of Nate Diaz was late today so
00:25:30
that's what pumped us back and what do
00:25:32
you say to these UFC guys he's the most
00:25:34
badass guy and I'm like texting Theo in
00:25:37
his trailer go Theo you better rip him a
00:25:38
new [ __ ] [ __ ] when he walks in
00:25:40
you're a producer put on your producer
00:25:42
hat and go to town let just teach him a
00:25:45
lesson in front of everyone read him the
00:25:46
riot
00:25:47
act and he did not um neither did
00:25:52
I uh but then Nate had to push me around
00:25:55
in this scene and he kept elbowing me
00:25:58
I'm like huh your hand okay you ever hit
00:26:01
anybody this hard can't hurt steel I
00:26:04
kept saying stuff like that and he's
00:26:06
just like because obviously I'm a 1,00%
00:26:10
[ __ ] but uh I was wait a minute so you
00:26:12
were on bus boys today yeah and you got
00:26:15
around here just got wrapped right and
00:26:17
you got manhandled yes by Nate Diaz yeah
00:26:22
who's who's super badass very nice dude
00:26:25
he was on yesterday too absolutely Lee
00:26:28
was in yesterday we had a crack up
00:26:30
yesterday we had a lot of people in
00:26:31
there it was pretty fun God this thing
00:26:33
I'm smelling a hit I don't want to jinx
00:26:35
it you're going to laugh I'm going to
00:26:36
show you some clips next time I see you
00:26:38
let's show the a Clips
00:26:42
no well let's talk about it's raining
00:26:45
spiders this is my on maybe worst
00:26:49
nightmare yeah spiders are falling from
00:26:51
the sky in Brazil spider ocalypse
00:26:55
everything's apocalypse mhm everything's
00:26:58
eddon spider gedon mageddon
00:27:02
apocalypse is is it not like shocking oh
00:27:04
then now they show it look oh sick oh
00:27:07
wow cool Dana what would you do uh I
00:27:11
would look I would protect you I'd take
00:27:13
out my
00:27:15
phone I would take out I would just
00:27:17
shoot my shotgun straight up they're
00:27:19
riding the jet streamers spiders can't
00:27:23
really fly I think they have all these
00:27:26
um all these what you call webs you know
00:27:30
so they all across all these trees and
00:27:33
they get on them all and then they're
00:27:34
just that you look above and then they
00:27:36
like all just drop or something but they
00:27:39
jump and they're they're going to hit
00:27:40
the ground eventually they can't fly
00:27:42
they can't gain
00:27:44
altitude you're you're kind of ruining
00:27:46
the story but yeah um well you know
00:27:48
they're they're called uh spy birds and
00:27:52
they're half bird half spider here's my
00:27:55
next story spiders are driving all over
00:27:57
Brazil and people their cars you're like
00:27:59
they can't drive they can land on your
00:28:02
car they can crawl on
00:28:04
it while these spiders are I don't even
00:28:07
care if they're poisonous I can't take
00:28:09
it it's too scary I don't like anything
00:28:12
coming from the sky at me and mass
00:28:14
spiders
00:28:16
ants comedians who just did an open mic
00:28:19
just flying through the sky hundreds of
00:28:21
them do my
00:28:23
podcast oh you got to hear my Super Bowl
00:28:26
chunk no look at my YouTube
00:28:30
clip I can do crowd work too I say where
00:28:34
are you from then I tear him apart I
00:28:37
don't know what I'm going to say but I
00:28:38
kind of
00:28:40
do I pretend that something I've said a
00:28:43
thousand times is fresh don't hate me
00:28:45
for
00:28:46
it I say are you on a date I already
00:28:49
know what I'm going to say no matter
00:28:50
what their answer is I'm this I'm still
00:28:52
coming at you I'm going to reinsert the
00:28:54
premise so people understand what we're
00:28:55
doing uh spiders were flying in the sky
00:28:58
now we're saying comedians from open
00:28:59
mics are flying toward the ground toing
00:29:02
toward you in the parking lot or the
00:29:04
Green Room two nuns walk into a bar I
00:29:07
don't give a [ __ ] that's my best bit can
00:29:10
you get me six tickets to SNL I don't
00:29:13
know why I'm talking like this just
00:29:14
because they're not even for me they're
00:29:16
for my
00:29:17
friend is this on is this on
00:29:22
hey all right hey do you mind if we
00:29:25
flipflop I got another spot at the Laugh
00:29:27
Factory CLI C to our clip
00:29:31
editor he just
00:29:33
quit okay next story you heard about
00:29:36
Nate Diaz about spiders and now oh this
00:29:40
is okay just play it there's a guy
00:29:43
narrating but I just want to play it
00:29:45
because you know things get stuck in the
00:29:47
sewer is it a
00:29:50
baby is it a
00:29:52
deer is it a person Heather
00:29:55
okay chainsaw or bolt okay B Heather
00:29:59
you're cheating I know you're
00:30:01
cheating my choic what is it is it a
00:30:04
bird
00:30:06
dog cat no it's a
00:30:10
rat
00:30:15
no well look at
00:30:19
freaking what the freak is it that's a
00:30:22
New York rat that's a rat a 20 lb rat oh
00:30:27
man I this is the most nauseous I've
00:30:30
been on this the most nauseous oh my God
00:30:36
you can turn that guy
00:30:38
down oh
00:30:42
wow remember that that song Ben there's
00:30:46
a movie about a huge rat well what is
00:30:48
what's a guinea pig or what what's the
00:30:50
thing that looks like a rat
00:30:53
chupacabra no one time my house in in
00:30:56
Cino and there's this noise outside open
00:30:58
the door and I thought I sound like I
00:31:00
thought I saw a 40b rat and I think it
00:31:03
was some other thing that looks like a
00:31:05
rat you know I'm all for like rat traps
00:31:09
and I'm but if you have to wrestle a rat
00:31:12
that's that's too
00:31:13
big you can't wrestle them it if if you
00:31:17
can saddle up a rat that's too big a rat
00:31:22
if you can saddle it up and ride it
00:31:24
around a county fair if your rat has a
00:31:30
saddle it might be too big to be a
00:31:33
rat if a camel looks at your rat and
00:31:36
goes whoa that's a big one you might
00:31:40
have a large rat on your hands if your
00:31:43
rat is so big it has an
00:31:46
iPhone you might be with a rat that's
00:31:49
too big if your rat is so big that it
00:31:52
demands you pay your rent on the first
00:31:55
of the month that's too big of rat if
00:31:59
you're driving with a rat in your car
00:32:01
and you can legally use the car pool
00:32:03
Lane it's too big if you're you see a
00:32:07
creature and its little paws go up and I
00:32:10
go I know I'm too large for my species
00:32:14
that might be a big rat if a rat can
00:32:17
beat you in arm
00:32:19
wrestling if you playble with an entity
00:32:24
that looks like a rat that spells out
00:32:27
rat
00:32:28
hole and gets offended by its own word
00:32:31
score that's what it wrote in Scrabble
00:32:34
rat hole and it was mad at its own word
00:32:37
score but that's a triple score
00:32:40
Scrabble good Scrabble your new nickname
00:32:43
that'll get me out it I'm looking for
00:32:44
names for my tour but I'm almost there I
00:32:47
have one didn't I have one did you have
00:32:49
a good one for the tour yeah we can't
00:32:51
call it pipsqueak life we're not doing
00:32:54
that if that's your idea nope uh humans
00:32:58
are
00:32:59
vantastic no you Tom seor has a good one
00:33:02
it's called it's a world tour it says
00:33:04
I'm coming all over but that was Howard
00:33:07
Stern's book right coming all over to
00:33:10
you didn't Howard sper sperm do
00:33:14
that look it up Heather or Greg Howard
00:33:17
Stern book I think his was called Miss
00:33:21
New Yorkers Miss America was one of them
00:33:24
maybe uh well I thought of a
00:33:29
Howard comes again Howard comes again so
00:33:33
David Spade comes again no I think comes
00:33:35
all over is better for for a world tour
00:33:39
I'm wearing a hat now [ __ ] you [ __ ] off
00:33:41
I can't take it I can't take it because
00:33:44
my forehead is so blind with this have
00:33:46
to look at it I look at you on this side
00:33:49
of the zoom and so people are like look
00:33:51
straight in the camera I'm like I wish
00:33:53
we could flip-flop it where you're on
00:33:54
this you know what I'm going to put the
00:33:56
camera over here next time
00:33:58
oh this this is after five million shows
00:34:01
ier camera yeah instead here's me
00:34:04
looking at the camera here's me looking
00:34:05
at
00:34:07
Dana I'll tell you something that's very
00:34:09
charismatic I saw a guy do it you know
00:34:11
these people who listen to music and
00:34:14
then listen to it and tell you if they
00:34:15
like it or not like their first song
00:34:17
they It For the First Time British guy
00:34:20
like this he's putting on day in the
00:34:21
life and he's looking over here like
00:34:23
he's listening I'm looking to the right
00:34:26
yeah and then he would do this he would
00:34:27
go
00:34:28
go you know he's looking you see what
00:34:31
I'm doing what is he looking at well
00:34:33
he's looking at
00:34:35
something countdown he's looking like
00:34:37
this and then he would share it with us
00:34:38
like I read the news go back and like oh
00:34:42
and I thought man like he likes that
00:34:44
part it was charismatic should do it for
00:34:46
me so I can see it okay look away and
00:34:48
then look right at the camera I heard
00:34:50
the news today boy yeah yeah yeah see
00:34:55
that's you man made the
00:35:00
grave Heather has seen it she's laughing
00:35:03
no by the way it's the easiest thing in
00:35:04
the world you have a cook watching a guy
00:35:06
cook and he goes okay he's putting the
00:35:08
pan
00:35:09
down well okay this guy's doing this a
00:35:12
lot of I wouldn't do that they're
00:35:14
playing they're playing I'mma walrus and
00:35:16
like I like that song you know I'd never
00:35:18
heard before yeah they show they play
00:35:20
rap for people they play great songs
00:35:22
from history and you get to hear they
00:35:23
have a music coach I don't mind those
00:35:25
there's there a lot of beetle
00:35:29
listening to The Beatles for the first
00:35:31
time oh yeah and then they're like I
00:35:33
gotta say man these Beatles are wild you
00:35:35
know we were talking about o Darlin the
00:35:36
other day and O
00:35:38
Darlin they said Paul someone saw Paul
00:35:42
before the show and said do you do o
00:35:45
darling and he said it's it's probably
00:35:47
the hardest one in my voice I'm thinking
00:35:49
wow we should have asked him that if
00:35:51
it's true we but why is it is it when he
00:35:54
goes I never make it alone he wrote it
00:35:58
Lennon want thought he could have sang
00:36:00
it better because Lennon had that is
00:36:01
Shing a bab Paul recorded it like five
00:36:04
times they'd already had on his own and
00:36:06
brought it in and then I already did it
00:36:08
on the last guy time came in and
00:36:11
shredded his voice like he's never done
00:36:14
before or since so that is his believe
00:36:17
me when I tell you he goes hi I can't it
00:36:22
[Applause]
00:36:24
oh please me yeah
00:36:28
so that was I
00:36:31
know side one we should ask him next
00:36:33
time he'll never do it again let's ask
00:36:36
him who decides who sings What did we
00:36:38
ask
00:36:39
him no I mean usually the songwriter
00:36:44
sings it and if there's it's a
00:36:46
co-written song early in the day like he
00:36:48
go they do day trip got a good reason
00:36:52
and then joh go taking the easy way out
00:36:55
yeah that's
00:36:57
yeah classic back
00:36:59
Andy yeah I forgot about Day Tripper no
00:37:03
there's too many songs it's unreal I'm
00:37:05
with you it's unreal they too much too
00:37:08
much genius itis it's a it's a I was
00:37:11
hung up on I'm looking through you I was
00:37:13
gonna ask him that's the only s song
00:37:16
right he sounds like he's talking
00:37:18
condescending to someone you remember
00:37:20
it's the only time he's this about Jane
00:37:22
Asher I think or a girlfriend I'm
00:37:24
looking through you where have you been
00:37:29
it's to choer you know he grew up or
00:37:31
like he says she was too good for him
00:37:34
and now look at me how I'm doing
00:37:36
something like that I'm looking through
00:37:39
you and you
00:37:41
nowhere uh yeah Paul just yeah if you
00:37:44
listen to the song it's it's hard to ask
00:37:47
Paul M even now even if he was on right
00:37:49
now ask at gonna say yeah ask him a
00:37:52
question that he hasn't been asked but I
00:37:56
do I the only reason had podcast regret
00:37:59
which I've said before is I realize when
00:38:01
you interview anyone yeah not even Paul
00:38:04
McCartney they cannot toot their own
00:38:07
horn or pound their chest but if you
00:38:10
introduce something that's brilliant
00:38:12
then they can talk about it so yeah yeah
00:38:15
all right moving on what's the next one
00:38:17
we're educating today no we are oh this
00:38:20
is Mexican squid games would you do this
00:38:22
game Dana it's a okay it's a bull ring
00:38:26
people are lined up
00:38:28
I think the trick is when it when it
00:38:29
gets you lay down flatter and it runs
00:38:32
over you this is a real contest it's got
00:38:35
lawsuit all over safe so they is it safe
00:38:39
no well why aren't they getting killed
00:38:41
every day I because if they get to the
00:38:44
other side they get like a 100 bucks or
00:38:46
something oh it says winning team gets
00:38:48
24 cans of
00:38:51
coke you can turn it down but it's the
00:38:54
squid Games music so they all crawl like
00:38:58
flat in an arena and and a bu is running
00:39:01
over the top of them but they're not all
00:39:03
getting killed they're they're in an
00:39:05
arena trying to cross the other side of
00:39:07
the Arena the bull is just [ __ ] loose
00:39:09
which would never happen in America
00:39:11
because no regulations yeah litigious so
00:39:16
this bull goes around just starts
00:39:18
wailing on people and they go flat when
00:39:20
it comes by that's their trick it does
00:39:22
not always work it's not a perfect
00:39:24
science and and I think we watched it a
00:39:28
too short because I think someone gets
00:39:31
bumped I'll just say this the
00:39:33
nonregulated society is interesting I
00:39:36
was doing a gig in
00:39:39
aao and I was out on my Veranda looking
00:39:42
down on the beach and I see like a maybe
00:39:45
five six-year-old walking up to a guy
00:39:47
talking talking talking he buys some
00:39:50
cigarettes liks the cigarette the guy
00:39:52
gives him a boost he's be bearback on a
00:39:55
stallion a horse five years of age
00:39:57
smoking a cigarette just going down the
00:39:59
beach I'm like what the where is the
00:40:02
safety helmet well the old days you know
00:40:05
we didn't wear helmets for sure on our
00:40:08
bikes nope I'm sure I had a few
00:40:10
concussions I could do a wheelie for a
00:40:12
quarter mile I don't like to talk about
00:40:14
that I know Paul McCarney doesn't beat
00:40:16
his own that means you did something to
00:40:18
the chain if you're popping your stingr
00:40:20
no and it's you wish you wish you just
00:40:23
did it with a store bought Sears Bronco
00:40:26
pure Carry Underwood quad muscles that I
00:40:29
have and I was just like once I got up I
00:40:32
could balance it and be like oh my God
00:40:34
oh my God I kept going I'm like oh my
00:40:36
God everyone was freaking out did anyone
00:40:39
witness this or is this a
00:40:42
figment your Spade
00:40:44
amation you probably went five feet
00:40:47
let's be honest this is another one of
00:40:48
my little fibs but I think I did do that
00:40:51
I would skate no footage to cut
00:40:53
to you could skateboard you said and I
00:40:55
would go down a hill Long Long Hill
00:40:58
zigzag down I wouldn't do it now I was
00:41:01
well look I mean a steep Long Hill
00:41:04
without on a on a board with no helmet
00:41:06
or safy called The Guinness
00:41:09
Book you know what's funny about the
00:41:11
Guinness Book World Records it's now the
00:41:13
Guinness website or something I mean
00:41:15
book book sounded better would you if
00:41:18
you tried to qualify for something of
00:41:20
the world's world I thought this the
00:41:23
other day I thought of this the other
00:41:25
day because it was like it was I swear I
00:41:27
saw something odd maybe it's today but I
00:41:30
saw something odd like guy gets bit in
00:41:32
the nuts by a cobra 60 times in an hour
00:41:34
and I like that's a Guinness World this
00:41:36
cannot be a world record this cannot be
00:41:39
anything that anyone's trying to do but
00:41:41
if you pick a weird one you can win well
00:41:44
what did uh Mr Beast didn't he at one
00:41:48
point just repeat someone's name for 24
00:41:50
hours I don't know Kelsey gramar Kelsey
00:41:53
Grammar Kelsey gr he's Rich
00:41:55
enough maybe you should do that kind of
00:41:57
a genius could we get him on here and
00:41:59
just have a a gen we should get Mr Beast
00:42:01
on anyway let's try to well I'm going to
00:42:02
ask my guy tomorrow cuz one of my
00:42:04
buddies knows him let's try to there's a
00:42:06
couple people I wanted to get on yeah
00:42:07
we'll pair him with a beasty boy you
00:42:10
know just because the symmetry of that
00:42:12
that's kind of funny right yeah all
00:42:16
right next
00:42:18
one what is she this is a podcast so
00:42:21
girl's about to say something I don't
00:42:22
know what okay so I across this really
00:42:25
insane Elvis Presley Theory I'm gonna
00:42:27
kind of break it all down for you died
00:42:29
in
00:42:30
1977 family never wanted to release the
00:42:33
the public evidence of his death so
00:42:35
basically all the details we got
00:42:36
speculation we thought maybe it was too
00:42:38
many drugs system we thought maybe he
00:42:40
was being overworked so his family in
00:42:43
the year of 2027 we'll release those
00:42:46
2027 2027 reac 50 years after I like
00:42:50
reaction whoa this is where there's a
00:42:53
man named Jesse Garen and he claims that
00:42:56
he is Elvis he's been claiming he's
00:42:58
Elvis Presley for quite some
00:42:59
time myal Institute well yeah but so
00:43:05
there's a doctor that worked in this
00:43:07
hospital with Jesse and during his time
00:43:10
there he was like I just feel this weird
00:43:12
skeptical gut feeling about this guy
00:43:14
Jesse who's claiming that he's Elvis so
00:43:16
let's do a DNA test and let's see what
00:43:18
we find guess what they found what
00:43:21
Jesse's DNA was the exact match of
00:43:24
Elvis's DNA same DNA okay Jesse's DNA
00:43:27
matches the doctor's like this is really
00:43:29
weird let's do something further how un
00:43:31
is this this I don't know there's a book
00:43:34
it says a match with Jess's what do you
00:43:36
know it's a match so this mental patient
00:43:39
mental institute patient yes this is
00:43:41
real match elv but also Elvis's parents
00:43:45
okay so obviously people are thinking
00:43:46
maybe this is Brother Elvis was born as
00:43:49
a twin
00:43:50
but hold a phone up
00:43:54
go that's it what happened
00:43:57
what happen he had a twin brother they
00:44:00
showed proof they showed a
00:44:02
book I used to do this bit and I'll just
00:44:05
do a little bit of it flight of FY you
00:44:07
sound like you believe
00:44:09
it um I just had a flight of fancy of
00:44:11
people who passed that are in a bunker
00:44:15
beneath Las Vegas and it would be Bobby
00:44:17
and Jack Kennedy Elvis and Hitler and
00:44:20
they're all in there and they fak their
00:44:23
death and they're going to take over the
00:44:24
world so they're just hanging out for
00:44:26
decades in there uh Elvis would you tell
00:44:29
Adolf to stop staring at me come on
00:44:33
Elvis I mean come on Hitler I'm
00:44:35
Elvis you know you know Bobby don't like
00:44:37
it when you're stare at him I I believe
00:44:40
that Adolf Hitler doesn't know what he's
00:44:42
doing I don't know what he's saying okay
00:44:44
I'm the movie
00:44:46
executive
00:44:47
okay could one of them not be Hitler but
00:44:51
this exact same situation maybe could be
00:44:53
marily Monro this is my pitch right back
00:44:55
the funny part is I'm I'm going to put
00:44:57
on a dress and go shaft over you want to
00:44:59
come with me Jack yes I will go with you
00:45:01
they're in Las Vegas in a bunker I will
00:45:03
stay here and teach uh teach uh Adolf uh
00:45:07
English Adolf repeat after me see sh
00:45:12
Spot Run fight oh look Bob he he doesn't
00:45:16
have one word English in there he just
00:45:18
it's just gibberish no he can do better
00:45:20
adol repeat after me
00:45:23
c spot
00:45:27
wa so what do you think I got a movie
00:45:29
deal well I don't get that one once he
00:45:31
can't talk at all he just makes noises
00:45:33
right well because then well I'm rushing
00:45:35
it it's a 20 minute bit for my and Elvis
00:45:39
is like you know B we've been in here
00:45:41
faked our death been in here 40 years he
00:45:44
don't he don't understand hide or Tay
00:45:46
English oh yeah Elvis you're wrong he
00:45:48
does oh watch this H uh a a a a a bird
00:45:54
flew into a cave repeat after me a off a
00:45:57
bird
00:45:58
front uh flew into a a a a
00:46:03
cave come on Bobby he not speaking a
00:46:06
word I believe that Bobby is making
00:46:08
progress I don't think he's doing it
00:46:09
because he easy he does it because he's
00:46:12
hard all right I'm in okay we'll take it
00:46:16
try to suppress your we'll shoot it in
00:46:17
Vegas I will do a longer bit last time
00:46:21
next time I like it oh it's shaft
00:46:24
elevator and it goes on and on yeah
00:46:27
all right next one we'll come back to
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his son some wholesome BP went viral
00:48:53
this week and this 17u travel ball team
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Twitter account felt the need to chime
00:48:57
in with some constructive criticism
00:48:59
which provoked Ryan Murphy to ask the
00:49:01
question you for real which is a great
00:49:03
question Ryan but Evensville baseball
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program apparently had time that day and
00:49:07
they doubled down a thoughtful critique
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for youth baseball players maybe the
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only issue is that the guy in the video
00:49:14
is Mike Trout who saw that one coming I
00:49:17
love a good twist ending trout himself
00:49:19
even got in on the fun throwing a few
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emojis on the thread I'd love to know
00:49:22
Mike Trout's most used emojis are so the
00:49:26
dad's throwing Mike Trout pictures and a
00:49:28
guy sees the video and goes I'm a
00:49:32
local high school coach and I'll show
00:49:35
you what's wrong with this kid's
00:49:37
swing and then he wrote it out on
00:49:39
Twitter and they wrote back we're all
00:49:41
good over here and he goes listen I'm
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just giving you some friendly advice the
00:49:45
guy needs to lean back a little more
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hitter and they go it's Mike Trout and
00:49:52
he goes
00:49:54
oh Mike Trout's one of the biggest stars
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in the history of basball listen it goes
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too fast that was too fast again these
00:50:04
are [ __ ] bombing this could be our
00:50:07
comeback bit I don't think it will be uh
00:50:09
it might be easier to understand this is
00:50:11
just there's a mannequin challenge now
00:50:13
you try to act like you don't move you
00:50:15
know you don't
00:50:17
bend we can do it so you look like try
00:50:19
to look like a Manakin okay next time
00:50:21
we're at
00:50:24
chili that's kind of good right not not
00:50:29
too
00:50:32
bad that that shirt is the one Farley
00:50:35
worn at the beginning of Tommy Boy that
00:50:37
oh yeah that looks like it okay these
00:50:40
are human beings with entirely too much
00:50:42
time on their hands what else is on Tik
00:50:44
Tok they've been at the park 17 hours
00:50:47
how about we pretend we're manans I love
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you Charlie it's like girls going get
00:50:51
ready with me and they put on makeup and
00:50:53
tell a 90minut story mhm and you're like
00:50:57
I feel like you're getting ready for not
00:50:59
going out I feel like this was to get
00:51:00
ready to do this and then you didn't
00:51:03
really go anywhere at the end maybe
00:51:05
these are this is a theory this it's
00:51:08
just the the clicks and the views will
00:51:11
do anything look at
00:51:13
us we're [ __ ] the worst most
00:51:15
desperate idiots out there okay let's do
00:51:17
one more we got to end on a goddamn High
00:51:20
working you got to get back we got to
00:51:21
end you got to get back to the set let
00:51:23
me see if this one's any I know they're
00:51:25
going to suck I could just
00:51:27
tell [ __ ] I don't know if we should risk
00:51:30
it with this one what do you think does
00:51:32
it look funny yet harv University
00:51:34
welcomes the 22-year-old Magnus Carlson
00:51:36
from Norway who has broken you're all
00:51:38
say this is fake everyone says
00:51:40
everything's fake today Magnus plays
00:51:41
blindfolded chess and not only that
00:51:44
against 10 of the best
00:51:47
chess Magus must remember the position
00:51:50
of
00:51:51
32 their movements while calculating 10
00:51:54
moves and counter moves on if it's fake
00:51:56
he has a lot of extras at least he puts
00:51:58
some work
00:52:01
in Knight to Bishop's Pawn well how does
00:52:05
he know Rook they tell him they
00:52:11
moving and he [ __ ] smokes him
00:52:16
REM I think he's you
00:52:18
know he's not doing any [ __ ]
00:52:20
celebration
00:52:24
dances what is that handkerchief one of
00:52:27
the best best players in the
00:52:30
world I
00:52:32
mean even if they're just 10 that are
00:52:34
shitty I'm
00:52:36
impressed look at them I don't care
00:52:40
memory the moves off a match and then he
00:52:43
writes it all down someone else gets an
00:52:44
autograph I get the whole match wow I'm
00:52:47
he he goes hey let me sign this for you
00:52:49
let me write out you can turn it let me
00:52:52
let me write down every move I made
00:52:54
today he's like Rook to p for Bishop to
00:52:59
well his latest one was that he has a
00:53:02
guitar and he's he's he's playing
00:53:05
Blackbird continually over and over
00:53:07
again and is they put a bowl on his head
00:53:10
and a blindfold around it and he he's
00:53:13
and he's 10 miles away he beat 50 guys
00:53:17
just and they keep hitting it with a
00:53:19
wooden spoon hold the hitting the ball
00:53:22
and then he he has to tune the guitar
00:53:26
night the
00:53:28
you he sees these girls that are having
00:53:30
sex with 100 guys at a clip and he's
00:53:32
like I have to do something like that
00:53:34
but chess wise I'll play I'll play 10
00:53:37
dudes and smoke them so he did a good
00:53:39
job I think we end on that that that
00:53:41
like five and a that was uplifting that
00:53:44
was like a six but it shows there's some
00:53:46
smart people out there yeah definitely
00:53:48
and I got to drop in that I play chess
00:53:50
okay uh Dana thanks for coming if you
00:53:52
could stick around during the commercial
00:53:54
I want to talk about some other stuff
00:53:56
yes remember bus boys bus boys coming
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February
00:54:01
2028 soon
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2028 we'll be in post for the next six
00:54:05
years no we're going to whip it out we
00:54:07
only got a week left dude we got a week
00:54:09
and half that's it David Spade whips it
00:54:11
out that's your that's your
00:54:13
tour this has been a presentation of
00:54:16
Odyssey Superfly is executive produced
00:54:18
by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna
00:54:20
Weiss sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro
00:54:22
and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
00:54:28
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