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you forget how many great songs Tom Petty has and then he starts she is an
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girl now Dana welcome to Superfly uh this is our third episode as I'm
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screaming and we wanted to thank everyone because uh they're watching on YouTube which is
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new for us YouTube's doing well and then audio you can always go to fly on the wall and it feeds you into some Superfly
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back Channel way to listen to it so people have adjusted to what we look like because they've heard us for a
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while now and then at first they went oh my God but then the brain acclimates
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that's just how they look now and everyone relaxed to call it a smash with
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not being I mean it's like unbel able Smash Hit but that's fine uh the first
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reaction is usually just gross when they see us then they go they say gross and then they say sickening and then they
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say you guys look the same yes you know speaking of SNL Dana we don't really
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talk about this show but a big story is Shane Gillis is going back Shane who's a [ __ ] stud who hilarious was on fly on
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the wall if you want to listen to that that was very about six months ago he was a little shell shock from the trauma
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of being fired just being fired from SNL and he was playing you know clubs uh
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he's very sweet extremely brilliant comedian and and now he plays you know I
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think he was he did open for Usher they just didn't show it but I think he did do 20 minutes at the Super Bowl and
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Usher was like move along he was on one of the polls in the background or was he
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the guy they shot up in the air see him shoot somebody up in the air I I don't know the pageantry the whole thing but
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before we go to that yeah that Shane going back being on the show that fired him that's I'm gonna call it now and I'm
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not the first one to coin it musy TV yeah I mean Norm went back when he
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got fired nor McDonald who we were all H buds with and I thought that was interesting but actually Shane has blown
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up more than I mean Norm had done great after he left but it was nothing like going from selling out clubs to selling
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out big theaters like Shane is all around doing great U big money coming in
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and big special um and super cool and sort of
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someone called him the Taylor Swift for men which is hysterical like all guys like him you
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know what I mean he's like a GU guy he's big he's he's he wears a t-shirt he's just like a regular dude and he just
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talks like dudes talk and but it's very clever um yeah us as fellow comedians
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you know when you see Louis CK come up or or Norm or whatever or David Spade
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people who have a take on stuff you wouldn't think of and Shane is the latest greatest in that that he's just
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doing it a little different than right before him it is his moment and uh he's
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sneakily incredibly likable he has most comedians I don't know if you have a laugh but most comedians have a laugh
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that they do once in a while throughout their set he just has a really Charming one even if his bit is kind of edgy
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he just wins you over so uh I'm G to watch that's my Chris Rock has a laugh
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when he does his AC ready yeah it actually can help a joke
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oh I think it's your your own soundtrack Richard PRI would have a kick the whole time kiss some man Cosby had a laugh uh
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sorry I didn't mind to bring him up Jerry Seinfeld and you and Louis CK they'll just do it like every three to
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four minutes and his monologue Shane I mean I don't even know what you say I mean
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it's so funny I just like I think I'm happy SNL just said took the hit and
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said yeah come back you're too big of a star now and it's actually sort of in
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the uh ether right now of that that that he's doing well and that's the kind of host they want and so [ __ ] it what
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happened before just take yeah that's that's part of Lauren's sort of Brilliance as a you know SNL I mean he
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is SNL and you could see part of being on SNL is just reading the room and reading the moment and you know maybe
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someone in the room at Lauren's office said I don't know oh please it's that thing of the you co he comes on the show
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you have a Mia Copa or whatever else copas you want then you have a couple Copa and you go to the you go to like a
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really long party we'll have it at Oro oro's again oh yeah what do you want
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to what else do you want to say do you want to tell you have thoughts about the Super Bowl even though it's been a week um I just think if if like Taylor
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Swift again really like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce but start with that but I
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look at the Skybox and I look at the glowing people in the Sky Box I look at their cocktails
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I look at their smiles I look how young and fresh they seem like the happiest
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thing of humanity what party was invented that I never went to and I've been to some pretty good parties but
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when I look up there I go how do you get into that glowing kind of uh alternative
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Universe Skybox where everything is great where you play Tokyo a million
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fans oh I excuse
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me oh no they're like yeah Taylor Swift I'm from Toyo exactly be realistic
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that's what they that is look I'll do this and we can cut it but it's one of my favorite bits and I I look I just do
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a lot of accents but I used to do all these accents around the world and where they came from and one of them was in
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Japan where did that gutural accent come from the sound of a Japanese accent that
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was because it's in a seismic zone so they'd be sitting around and then an earthquake would hit and they'd be
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like are you shaking your [ __ ] what's an
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earthquake I didn't know what had it had an extra part to it that's
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great so I don't know I mean look um I mean they tracked her plane was that
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funny or they tracked her plane all the way from Japan to make sure she made
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something fun to do she's the Beatles of her generation she's beautiful lipstick is incredible never smudges she's like
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the super natural person on the planet and then the boy toy is
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65270 and they seem they do they pack on the
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PDA do you know what that means when a couple packs it's a little PDA heavy I I didn't I didn't think of that but yeah
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yeah they're making out and swanders on I mean again I'm I'm I'm a I'm a fan but it it's it's like you know can any
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relationship as a casual Observer stay out of 10 he wins the Super Bowl she's
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super super they're swaying and kissing and hugging and grabbing everyone's just looking in the in the white shot they're
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just like they're like Supernatural beans where does it go from there so what I wanted to do is introduce
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potential red flags for any couple and that couple which is our our kind of royalty Travis
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and and Taylor um if he ever says this to you Taylor you know what something
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you got a smart mouth on you that's a tell is that the beginning of trouble I
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think that's a tell um hey hear my new song sorry babe that lyric is just
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stupid that's a tell yeah there's trouble in River City they turn into a
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couple from Vanderpump Rules overnight yes oh no you're going to cry again when
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you hear that that's a red flag where were you no come on man you're gone for
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two hours where were you red flag don't
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okay do you want to jump in here David no I'm gonna get I was thinking of something that Taylor will say to him oh
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well she would be like his red flags equal opportunity football honestly
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boring my last boyfriend this is Taylor to Travis my last boyfriend was so cool
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he was so cute and hot um that's it yeah how about when are
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you going to quit football and start DJing that's where the money's at you want to listen to my new song again you
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need a makeover your whole look is just you know if you love you change Kelsey
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says Heather's making always red lipstick even around the
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house or here do you think when they go to like just some casual they go to shakies for pizza is there always
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confetti falling on them and they start kissing I feel like that happens everywhere they go [Music]
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hey you know one thing about when you go to the Super Bowl it reminded me it's like after the Super Bowl is like after
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in the old days if you bought a bunch of coke it's not worth it because once it's over you're like oh I paid all that
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money and it's over that fast the worst is if someone asks you for your Super Bowl ticket money after the Super
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Bowl it's like chasing up drug money after you like I already did my drugs now now I got to pay for them I already
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did I I'm mad I did it now oh yeah you owed me 12 grand for that seat at the Super Bowl you're like well don't and my
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team lost the best parties are unexpectedly great but it's like New Year's Eve and the Super Bowl like we're
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really party man but you know what Drake
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won two and a half million I think betting on the Chiefs I I I have to say
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and this is this is an uninteresting take uh when rich people like Drake B bet a million
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dollars I don't care that much I don't care that the guy that has 200 million bets a million shows off shows you the
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ticket and they don't talk about as much when they lose but when they win they go what's up and you're like it didn't
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change your life now if anyone else did that it would change their life but he does it every week so it's just puffing
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up that I just don't like he turns into HR puffing stuff well here's the here's
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the deal can I finish one time Google he Drake said at his next concert and I
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don't know where it is but I assume he plays big big Arenas he's going to find someone somehow in the audience and give
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them $ two and a half million dollar I predict that show is GNA sell
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out I would go is that true that's a great idea is that true that's what he announced that's what he announced he
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just said it in some YouTube let's go what do you what do you mean we've
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I've already booked a seat up right up front Super Fly box at the show we got
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to get close so we can get the tickets we got get way up front we got to walk down yes we will um anyway oh I have a
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thought on Usher this is a hot take okay my friend Usher I met him once event
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incredibly nice go ahead I feel like it was a bit of joeo syndrome Usher is a
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great performer Joe Koy is a funny comedian but I had heard that three people had passed on that halftime show
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you know your tayor your Beyonce and so people think they used to not leak ahead
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like with the Golden Gloves they didn't say who turned it down now if you went to see a movie uh when you were growing
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up and it was some actor and they go and right before you went in they go Robert Redford turned this down and so did uh
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alpacino then you go oh so who did they get this guy and then you go what was wrong with it to where they didn't do it
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and so that's kind of like seeing the fourth pick you go well I
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mean Usher was great and people love him and he did a fine job but I think there's a little bit of
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that yeah and also it it you know the pressure every year to to make this spectacle you know
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just they should have Neil Young next year just with an acoustic guitar not even mov just on over old man look at my
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life I'm a lot like you were get off [ __ ] you the
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[ __ ] because I Usher works so hard you know but yeah we need just Neil Young with an acoustic guitar center stage
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they'll lose about 60 million people but for people like my my age group we'd be
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super happy right and then he brings out like they go crazy cuz like you know um
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Roy orberson Walks out with and they're like hey who's not even alive
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featuring I couldn't think of anyone older oh no Graham Nash could come out and they could sing our house and
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everyone's like holy [ __ ] is that Graham Nash or my Grandpa's friend they would
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know I well yeah I mean who would be your pick I know who your pick was years ago and by the way we was watching Super
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Bowl this guy come is going to come on everyone's like lukewarm I go trust me
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this is going to crush and it was classic rock and roll Tom Petty yep Tom Petty did the
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super B Crush yes because people back in the day they you forget how many great
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songs Tom Petty has and then he starts she is American
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Girl and free Free Falling I just I just substitute some kind of voice you you P
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I love Tom Petty you know I went to see you too the sair oh yeah how was that last week and
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uh what are my thoughts um overwhelm you know they they show so many things on
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the wall all these messages it's like you might as well be The Manchurian Candidate you're basically getting
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hypnotized into thinking you know what I mean like brainwashed they could just flicker things on there because you're
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staring at it for two to three hours so just for people who are listening going sphere tell them what it is oh that's
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that's the big circle that holds 18,000 in Vegas where they have concerts and the outside can look like an eyeball
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it's all made of LED screens it's pretty badass and you two was
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playing and when they say there's so much going on in there they say listen worst case scenario you get really bored
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you watch the band and the funny thing is that's that's what you used to is just
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watch the band but now there's like oh there's something over here they have a giant shark over here it looks like it's
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coming at you while they're playing um uh and we went we went and we had pretty
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good seats actually can I ask you a question yeah because it's this fear and the type of seating in the old days at a
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big arena they'd say they're in the nose bleeds those seats are so high up they have bloody noses and performer is the
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size of a PE Speck of dust is there any bad seat in this Sphere not really because it's like straight up like a
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wall uh they used to say I sat in the rafters I sat right in the nose beds
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nose beds I guess just those the cheap seats oh the cheap seats yeah the cheap
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seats I us I would go to a Giant's baseball game for a buck and just sit way out left field like you know
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couldn't see anything well look I heard that it's wired for this but they're afraid to do it but it's sometime the
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next three months they're going to do it the sphere has the capability apparently I heard to ride
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up go into the low subordinal atmosphere and then make a landing back in
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Vegas did you notice the little secret seat belts no I'm Googling low
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suborbital that's where William Shatner went on the the guy who's everything about him looks like a dick you know
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Jeff Bezos the swoosh looks like a dick on Amazon his spaceship looks like a dick and so does his
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head it's a trifecta he's a human penis I mean come on so with shat or the funny
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thing is dick looks like a crescent wrench
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crazy it doesn't even make sense I love
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[Music]
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it oh I want to show you some headlines uh let's let's show Okay show some
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stories let's see pull something up there's two one of them is this one I thought
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was kind of funny transgender woman sued ex-boyfriend over tossed out
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balls so what happened was what happened to our culture what
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happened to America this is a story you wouldn't hear 10 years ago but well the
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what happened was I can't read it but what I remember is the person I'm just
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going to try to read it sued xbf over tossed out balls but Jud judge
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says no case right but the real story the little story is
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like the person that got them chopped off kept him in the fridge and the guy
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they broke up and the guy threw him out and they and the other person came back to get the balls and they said you
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didn't leave them here yes I did I know they're by the eggs actually they are the eggs they might have got mixed up
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with the eggs um let me just so it's a couple someone balls chopped off and then the
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couple breaks up why would the couple because I'm a romantic why would they
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break up over the over that it would cause a rift possibly maybe not but
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that's probably do you have any other testicle removing articles I like we what I would
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hide them in the pickle juice um no one's looking there what's your
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best balls joke in your standup do you have any because I don't know trying to
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think um well I I had one of my I I'll you go ahead and then I'll my balls joke
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IHOP what about that to the oh I went to IHOP and I found a pube in my eggs no I
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found a hair in my eggs and it was a pebe and it was still attached to the guy balls that and he didn't work there
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and that's what I thought was weird I go this gu doesn't even work here see that's you think it would be that's good
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that's funny and that's smart this is me in college doing standup at a tiny Club
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when I was really scared uh popey from the Popeye ctoons get gets kicked in the
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balls oh skitt what kill every time oh skitt it's
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killing here Heather is doing the air part of her laugh and then it comes into noise she's just I wasn't like you I I
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could never write material I would go to toy stores I would just think of I I couldn't well you can write material I I
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would go to toy stores and buy props and try to make comedy out of that but Papa
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getting kicked in the balls was a show stopper well you know I do like that one
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I think I remember you did it for a little bit in the old days but you took it out so there's [ __ ] in my ACT I hate
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taking out it just gets too old and I'm like come on guys I'm so well it's really to amuse myself it's more I want
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more abstraction I don't want anything anything that makes any sense the one that kills the hardest now is goes back
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50 years George Bush Senior going off a high dive diving board okay it kills
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gotta do it gonna do it gonna do it not gonna do it
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but I'm walking that's it bedum you go pepper in a funny walk
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bedum chaos people like every time I do this one because of the Super Bowl I'll
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do it Christopher Walkin sees a an amazing magic trick
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wow yeah you could have been in that Super Bowl commercial that's it Heather could do it wow wow wow there you go
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yeah that was pretty good that's pretty good Heather Heather Heather Feather
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hair oh oh here's one more story I'm gonna show you no I don't have it I just
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read that in the New York City the cops aren't allowed to have facial hair again they used to have that
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I don't know if Heather knows this they used to have that forever the Yankees the uh New York City cops and
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then they let them have beards and must I don't know why they did it and now the cops can't have that so the only thing
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these cops really can do now is get beat up look at this I mean that's I mean you
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need a beard to soften the punch I mean all they're doing is getting look at this give them something these poor
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[ __ ] guys every C out of mustache in the in the 60s cool everybody had a
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mustache new video reveals bring back some traditions clean slav
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slaven clean shaven clean shaven mhm I don't like this because first of all
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it's so hard to get people to be cops it's so hard to get them the cops get
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beat up in New York more than anywhere and then you can't fight back you can't choke anyone you can't punch anyone so
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you can't do anything so you're either getting beat up or you're having someone film it and going it's bad enough to get
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beat up someone's filming going hey you [ __ ] [ __ ] you're losing it's like
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well I can't fight back I'm I can't shoot I can't fight I just get get beat up and then they run away and go [ __ ]
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you and they go it's like that's 20 times a
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day what kind of escape from you you New York New York Chris Kurt I can't talk
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now what kind of Escape From New York Kurt Russell [ __ ] dystopia movie are we living in when it's a commonplace
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thing what happened today oh I saw some cops get beat up what happened to the people they they ran away
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and what happened they they don't then they're not allowed to chase them and people it's just so weird and you go
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when I was a kid you won't believe this this is how old I am we weren't supposed to beat up
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cops now it's like a tick tock challenge but you know whatever what are you going to do now next will be what I was gonna
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say I wanted to see your Super Bowl commercial I'm jumping around oh okay I have a story about me and John love it
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if you want to see it so I I've been in four Super Bowl commercials who oops how'd that get out Jesus Christ well two
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with love itss for American Express back in and then one with Kevin nean Hans and
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France and then one with Mike Meyers so you know another good friend of mine that's due to do a Super Bowl commercial
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with me oh let's do it I love Super Bowl commercials yeah I love oh here's your
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commercial so this is while you're on SNL right while on SNL and John and I
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together in American Express commercial we are going to the Super
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Bowl you get the ticket and trips on mea and John were P Dana took the American
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Express car but John took that other car John had trouble at the airport what I'm
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over my limit sorry do you take American Express of course
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[Music] alh Montage funny montage only take the
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American Express
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card funny reaction funny reaction funny
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sunglasses John looks kind of cool John looks great pay attention to the Hawaiian
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shirts Hawaiian shirts look at those guys going in card
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the souvenir stand you got me this with your card yeah thanks the American look
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at how stupid that [ __ ] is I know uh what it was John and I came up
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with a thing during the thing of doing that thing but the funny part about John and I's relationship you saw the uh
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Hawaiian shirts at the end they're kind of loose fitting mine was sort of yellow orange so there was you know like big
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American Express commercial there was a trailer with I don't want to exaggerate I'd say a 100 Hawaiian shirts just lined
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up so I go in and I grab one I put it on I'm going out in the bleachers see the scene at the end John goes in the
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trailer like shark go in the trailer John goes in the trailer two minutes five minutes 10 minutes 20 what's going
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on he finally comes out doesn't have a wine shirt on walks over to me points and goes I'd like to wear that one so I
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go John you're being ridiculous what a [ __ ] idiot I go John there's aund in there no it's a two second shot it's a
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two second shot so finally just because the way John and I will tease each other I said John look let's be honest we both
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know I got the best one this is the best one by far I got it first what can I tell you I'll be funny
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in the commercial you won't you know so we got two commercials out of American
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Express because that that commercial was voted number one that year it was the first year they had ratings so maybe
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that's ad meter thing yeah USA Today mhmh well that's [Music]
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great we want to um potentially have people send in we can
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cut this out um oh no we can uh Impressions audio or or or or video
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audio of um Impressions and we will give you feedback and maybe we'll end up having a a little competition as people
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go forward like you know who can do the best whatever we'll give you our our uh professional Showbiz opinion and uh they
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can be bad or we'll just clown on you you send it in Superfly at odyssey.com AUD ay.com yep and Dana I've had a I've
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people twittered me some red red NES I have one rackam for you before we start but it's kind of similar no I love
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rackam rackam we almost named this podcast rackam which was David's notion and I I just still think it's really
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funny do you think you need to explain for Heather you understand what rackam is Right everyone knows right yeah in
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pool and it pool when you're in pool and and you hit the last ball in and you walk away and go rack them that means
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you won and [ __ ] you and let's play badass moveing pool yeah so you have a
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joke I can't think of a good joke set I thought of one this weekend because it's the dumbest one I go uh doesn't matter
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as long as you say rack him it's gonna okay ready yes uh you know I don't want to say Dana is tight with money but I
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asked my pet bird what he thought of Dana and he said cheap cheep rack them
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we it it shouldn't be a joke from 25 years ago but it's good in real life
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present jokes but I can't think of one you had two only if if only I was a
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comedian you had a good Rhythm you had you had a catch raise with cheap cheap and then you had rack funny Bird's
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telling you that he's cheap and then uh and then rackam I ran right over with rackam but you can you can stall but
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let's get into red red necki I just want to explain to people this this is just just my take on a really bad comedian
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and it's also just a story of someone who is uh indomitable like always thinks
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of the positive Google he announces his name before every joke I'm red red
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neckie the redneck comedian I ask my J every joke
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sorry I swear to God that's I'm red red necki the redneck comedian I asked my
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daddy what's for dinner he said [ __ ] on a shing I said this day keeps getting better and better come get
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some I'm red rednecky the redneck comedian I made my sister only cuz Mama
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took me down come and get some so it was an in like they're very they're very economical though they're
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not they don't wait too long no and it's it's just like I went to the doctor he
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said he had to amputate my right foot I said can I keep my left foot he said sure thing I said come and get some what
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the why don't he get that one well because he's so positive he just says
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come and get some he thinks great I hi I'm red redneck the redneck comedian the doctor said he had to remove my right
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foot I said can I keep my left foot he said sure thing I said come and get
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some I thought the first two were were more red red necky red red yeah we like
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it though we laughed at well here's one that no one ever gets cuz it's too dry I'm red red necky the red that comedian
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I just got back from oen Saw Minnesota everyone said how are the folks doing in
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O and saw I said dabbing cotton come and get [Music]
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some listen I'm gonna come and get some I'm saying I'm not saying I'm not I'm just saying Heather got it do you get it
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no I for DAV and cotton he likes she just likes to hear dab and cotton and I just like to hear come and get some I
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just got back from oing soul ooing s is theing s I have to announce I got back
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from oooing s Mississippi how do folks doing down there Davin cotton come and
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get some oh yeah how about spraying back teen rackam let me think of a rackam joke
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rack rackham's tough I like by the way I posted a an Instagram story this weekend
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about a fake Super Bowl party I had with 18 people but it was like the most bleakest party so I just did I tell you
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this no oh I I put a picture of like uh a cup of salsa and a bag of
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peanuts and then uh one titos bottle and I said uh let's rage or something and
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then people put more like come and get some see
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that okay I like that one infested that's not the word it's infiltrated my
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story how about this so people are listening to this dog [ __ ] podcast how how about this this guy challenged me to a fight I
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went full Paul Newman and Butch casting a suance kid come and rack them no no we
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can't have a collab yet come and rack no R come on man come and R they are
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kind of similar but I like come and get some better but rackam needs to be in a
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in in the right time and place is a real good one uh even if it's thrown away uh yeah but
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dude oh I have one here here's a joke so in a related story M Maestro is coming
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in godamn Maestro is an Oscar nominated
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movie Bradley Cooper's in and uh I'm sure it's a perfect quality well done
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movie but it looks a little boring honestly I couldn't get through the poster honestly I fell sleep during the
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billboard there we go I said it like that that's a good chop right there no
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just in case Bradley he's brilliant in the movie it it's a it's a it's it's
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quite amazing uh the holdovers extraordinary oh the one we had him on
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Paul gedi is and the whole movie is just puddle of Tears grabs you like a 70s
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movie Alexander Payne I think did sideways yeah you say his name wrong it's it's his name is pronounced GMO did
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you see the movie Bobby that was when I saw Margot Robbie first promoting it they go tell us about your movie she
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goes It's called Bobby because that's how everyone from Australia says it Bobby at Bobby shrimp on the Bobby hey
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mate Bobby hey um all right what do we do now do we end that's it it's a
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[ __ ] wrap dude it's a WP all you guys thanks for tuning in oh we can read these These are emails Superfly
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submissions oh okay read them okay read one of these as red red necki I went
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shopping this is red red necki the redneck comedian I went shopping at Walmart for a three-piece suit and came
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back with three pieces of fruit come and get some
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BM Well it's it sounds funny Johnny it's you're getting close we're going to work
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on these next it sounds funny because the way you're saying it and when you end it it doesn't almost matter what the
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middle part is I'm red rednecky the redneck comedian my mom always told me you better get mad before it's too late
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said what do you mean she said never mind it's already too late come GE home
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it's just a little few too many words but you're getting close Johnny this is one guy submitting all this horeshit oh
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here's one from Raven Raven Robbie oh this is a Johnny oh
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sorry officer I didn't know I was swerving I had three twizzle Willy wonkers at the drunken monks not bad oh
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this is Johnny Carson yeah three twizzle willly wonkers at the drunk Dr drunken
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monk mon would be singular go ahead I think it should be three twizzle wizzes
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because it should be two and two two words and two words three twizzle wizzes
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at the Drunken Monkey or I don't know these are viewer submissions okay I didn't know we had any these are great
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I'm red rednecky the redneck comedian what's the difference between an Aly cat and a PO cat about $20 come and get some
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oh like a stripper that's pretty I like that a PO cat would be the stripper it's a
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little dark yeah mhm uh hey Frank it's a cat stripper mama said get you a woman
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that appreciates pest control on a good day that's dinner in the show come and get some these are pretty
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good uh what about okay if you have any good of those or any good rackam cinamon and uh we'll wrap up now thanks for
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watching watching and also thanks for listening and uh the studio is almost
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ready so we're going to be in here rack them yeah
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bye-bye this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced
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by Dana Carvey and David Spade Charlie finan of brilon entertainment Jenna Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro
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and Greg Holtzman hope you liked [Music]
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