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I got to have the
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>> places everybody
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>> put that on yours.
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>> What did they just wait till it's a good
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one? I should have had my noise makers,
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Dana.
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>> Hey, man. You're live. And where's your
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noise maker?
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>> Do you want me to get them?
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>> Freak.
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>> Yeah. [snorts] You know what? Where are
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they? Upstairs.
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>> Your office.
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>> Office. Do you see any of them?
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>> We're on in 221.
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>> We're live right now, fool.
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>> No, we're not. Are we?
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>> Yeah, [laughter] we are.
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>> All this has been this has gone out.
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>> I thought he was going backwards.
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>> Literally, Putin is listening to this.
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>> They don't even know they're live.
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Spade is all in black again.
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>> Spades looking like a disaster. We went
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out late. I went to one of those Oscar
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parties and uh not much to report but I
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did see a few people from the Oscars.
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It's really like the name drop Olympics.
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So I will maybe spare people because
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it's literally just a party with
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everyone comes over from that.
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>> What's your Do you got a hot hot take? I
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mean we we promised we promised a hot
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take. It was in the by line.
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>> I went so on the week well I didn't I
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just went to Guio series party. That's
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probably the best one. and done. It's a
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little late. So, it's a little desperate
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and thirsty to go because it's late. But
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I went over there. I had my hair blow
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dried.
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>> Did it look as good as it does now?
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>> It looked a little slicker. This is me
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sleeping on my face for 9 hours.
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>> What?
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>> Well, uh, but I saw a lot of people like
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Jacob.
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You know who that is? Oh, the the
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Frankenstein guy and also the Weathering
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Heights guy. Talk about his favorite.
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The hottest guy in the world.
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>> And he was super tall, so he had that
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covered.
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>> What does this one do?
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>> Yeah, big stars. Big star alert.
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[laughter]
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Uh oh. Do yours.
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>> All right. Well, this
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>> People don't know how high-fi this is.
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>> Oh, that's someone if you don't like
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them. If they're not a big star. Well,
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this is more like if like say the start
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of our live podcast that's global right
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now if it [clears throat] ever starts
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maybe this is my review of the start.
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>> I know so far we've lost 1 million
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viewers
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>> because of our tepid takes. We promised
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tepid takes on the
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>> I've got hot takes. Here's a hot take.
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>> [ __ ] Yeah. Okay. there. It's so invogue
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for women and the pressure on women to
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be so slender that a lot of women's
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bodies were so slender that their heads
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look gigantic.
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>> Oh, lollipop disease.
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>> Lollipop Dies. Yeah,
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>> cuz they get a little of that. Yeah.
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>> Well, why do they have to show skin and
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have their panties on and dresses
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falling off and the men are just in a
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tuxedo from 1972? I thought the feminist
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movement accomplished something. No,
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it's celebrating bodies. Dana, you don't
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get it.
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>> I No, I'm I'm To each his own. I'm just
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saying. I'm just saying. I mean, you
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didn't see Conan in, you know, with a
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low cut thing.
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>> I would like to see him in a in a
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rhinestone thong. That was sort of on my
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wish list last night.
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>> How did you know? How did you hear about
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the rhinestone thong? Cuz that rumor
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does about [laughter] Conan
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>> cuz he wears him in regular life.
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>> Well, I'm not going to cosign that.
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>> No, listen to this. So, I thought I
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thought I'll tell you this. I thought
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Emma Stone looked great and I thought
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her dress I just read today it took 800
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hours, Heather. I mean, are these fake
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numbers? 800. Who makes that number up?
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It just sounds like
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>> she looked gorgeous now.
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>> Great. She always looks great.
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>> That's
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>> And she's married to an SNL guy.
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>> Borderline tiein,
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>> right? That he was right.
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>> What part of SNL was he?
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>> I think he's a writer. I think he's a
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producer. Oh, okay. Well, that's that's
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a couple row and center. [laughter]
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>> Were they could they see could they see
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Timothy Shalomé?
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>> I know. Shamaladingong who I was about
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to say my first out takeake is he's
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starting to look like a lordy. Those two
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guys have a similar look.
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>> Well, once you go kind of Beatles 63
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curly forward. Oh, well. Yeah. A little
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bit little bit.
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>> Yeah. Split screen ruins it. Um, little
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mustache, messy kind of hair, moppy
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toffee,
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>> a shallow male and a and a Jord. What's
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his last name?
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>> Lordy.
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>> Lordy, I think.
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>> Oh, Lordy. [laughter]
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>> Yeah, that's what every girl says.
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That's what I say when I see him.
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[laughter]
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>> That will get old if it hasn't already.
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>> You owe me. But a Shalomé stepped in
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[ __ ] remember it was kind of a blown
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out of proportion story about
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ballet.
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>> No one cares about opera and ballet. I
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think that was he but he was talking to
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Matthew McCcon. He was kind of like
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pulling out those quotes, you know, rad.
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>> Yeah, I think just trying to be funny
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and [ __ ] like who cares. But it did sort
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of blow up because
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>> it is a rude thing to say. But the
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funniest part, I didn't know Misty
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Copelan from the ballet was there last
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night. I thought it would be fist to
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cuffs. I thought she would throw down.
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That would have made it a little more
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interesting.
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>> Yeah, you need you need fist fights in
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general mayhem to kind of trend. Okay,
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we have someone has said that Delroy
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Lindo was robbed. I do really like that
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guy. Was that what for best supporting
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actor for Sinners?
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>> Yeah, I I do like that guy. Who did win
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it? What do I got? A photographic
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memory.
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>> What was that supporting? That might
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have been Shawn Penn.
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>> Sean Penn also then that this person
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says Shan Penn doesn't deserve it. But
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>> Sean Penn was at ShJ in Santa Monica.
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Where was Sean Penn smoking?
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>> Sean the New York Times says he he was
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in Ukraine.
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>> [ __ ] He's on that Southwest flight
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again. God damn, that's a hike.
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>> Ah, I don't think it was Southwest, but
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he was, you know, I mean, he could have
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been he could have been right next to
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Timothy Shalamé. could have he could
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have hung out with like Justin Bieber. I
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mean, he could have he could have said
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hello to to Delroy Lindo. Instead, he's
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in uh Kiev, so he's the coolest. He
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wins,
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>> dude. Maybe he got tired of being called
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a burnt carrot or whatever [laughter]
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they called him last Nicki went into
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him. Yeah, cuz he's got that white hair
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now and he's just like this in the back.
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[snorts] But he's always like, I hope I
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don't win. I'm angry at the awards. I'm
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>> shouldn't be here.
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>> Yeah. and just someone who just has
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apparently no vanity. Like he's Hey,
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Sean. Uh, do you want to put some
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sunscreen on?
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I'm good, man. You know, [laughter] it's
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like he's the coolest because he doesn't
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care.
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>> I do sort of envy that cool [ __ ] they
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have. Bonichio is kind of like that,
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too. He doesn't give a fat [ __ ]
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>> They don't give a [ __ ] about these
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awards.
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>> But what's happening in Ukraine now? Is
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there a new Dave and Busters opening?
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What's going on over there? Because it
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feels like I don't see any Ukraine pins.
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I'm not in the know of what the latest
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is.
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>> Well, it's a little bit off the
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headlines. There's been another conflict
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nearby and you know, so Mhm. You heard?
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>> Yeah. Was there a lot of politics last
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night or not? Cuz I would kind of dip in
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and out even though I'm studying it.
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>> Politics.
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Oh, yeah. When are we going to host?
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Some viewer just said, "When are we
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hosting Dana?" That's a tough gig
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though, I have to say.
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>> No. And to to Conan, kudos to Conan, you
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know, he always comes prepared and he
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had a good time and he killed it. But
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you do see how, you know, you're working
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kind of a corporate date. It's not like
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a normal and Conan's working it out in
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clubs and stuff and it's just that the
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Oscars, so he's tagging things and
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keeping them engaged. What do you
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think's working? You'll like it later,
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you know.
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>> So he kept
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>> complicated,
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>> really alive. And then the cold opening
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was uh really inspired and worked great.
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>> I thought that was interesting. Yeah,
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one of these dudes I know did that. He
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said I did the cold opening and I
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directed it and then I didn't um I and
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then when I saw it I was like, "Oh yeah,
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it's actually very complicated." Because
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going into the movies like Billy
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Crystal, I always like that. That's one
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of the best things.
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>> Yeah, Billy did that a lot. And this is
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the in that spirit.
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>> And dressed. Is that Amy Madigan? Cuz I
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didn't see
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>> Amy Madigan and Conan actually.
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>> That's a hilarious look. Hilarious. cuz
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Conan can wear red hair matches his skin
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anyway. So he looked very funny. That
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was uh you know pre-taped pre-taped city
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and then he
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>> but the kids running and this then they
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got animated and K-pop.
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>> I thought that was clever. It was in the
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rearview mirror. It's probably hard to
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do all that. Then they run through. So
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that's a fake Conan running through
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>> I think so.
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>> And then he just pops up. Yeah. He can't
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turn it around that fast.
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>> Yeah.
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But they were excited to see him. And
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here, let me see if I can think of my
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jokes I liked.
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>> Let me see. Um,
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>> you've got to have a one joke.
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>> AI joke. I liked when he said, "I'll be
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I'm the last human host." It's all AI
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after this because it's going to
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YouTube. I like the YouTube commercials
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popping up. [laughter]
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That's what we're going to have in a
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minute. YouTube commercials, which I
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like.
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>> Yeah. And at the very end, if you stayed
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for the very end, Conan suddenly is in a
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short film with Jim Downey, our friend,
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the writer from SNL,
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>> our boss,
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>> and he says, "You're gonna be host for
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life." And takes him down this hallway,
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kind of like severance, into this
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nondescript office, and then Conan's
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just all relaxed. And then Poison Gas
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comes through and they put him in a
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crematorium. And then they say, "Next
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year it's going to be Mr. Beast."
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>> Yeah. Now Dana, you know if you saw the
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movies, which I
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>> actually didn't, but one battle that's
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another that's the end of one battle.
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>> So I won't say I won't say how it is,
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but when he
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>> when Downey walked in, I was like, "Oh,
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this is a good this is what he's going
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to do in office."
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>> Operating [snorts] on other levels.
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>> Yeah, it was a direct
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>> frame by frame of the end. But they
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could have gotten out early actually
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because the Oscars were over. Once
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Downey came in, I go, "Oh, this is a
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good idea. He's going to do take him
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into the office." But Downey, it's great
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to see if for everyone at home, when I
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got hired, he was part of the hiring
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process. He was my writer, head writer,
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so my direct boss, and I was always
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trying to impress him. Jim, did you read
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Good Gap Good Girls? And he's like,
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"Yeah.
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>> [laughter]
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>> He would always go in his office cuz
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everybody was hounding him.
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>> I know. He would lock himself in his
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office.
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>> Schneider would sleep out front.
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>> COME ON. COME ON. Open up.
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>> Making copies. Making copies.
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[laughter]
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>> Okay, here's another joke. Ted Sarandos
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is the first time he's been inside our
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theater.
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>> Yeah. And Ted really laughs.
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>> I like Ted laughing at that. Yeah. Well,
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you know, when he's doing a monologue
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and that [ __ ] camera comes and the
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guy sits there and goes like this, you
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go, "Oh, [ __ ] Am I in the monologue?
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Um, how am I gonna react?"
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I'd be like this.
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[laughter] I hate jokes about me. Here's
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another one. Oh, the F1 joke. Brad Pitt.
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>> They fig the plot of the movie is they
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figure out the way to win is to go
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faster.
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>> It was a nice one.
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>> That was funny.
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>> That was a nice one. [clears throat]
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>> Simple. He pretty much landed very
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consistently.
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>> Pedophile. Oh, I don't know. Maybe I
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didn't get it.
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>> Oh,
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>> we had a pedophile joke.
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>> A tough cell.
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>> That's a tough category.
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>> Tough category in general.
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>> Yeah. I mean, Carlin had a whole album
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on it, but that's a whole another
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>> time. Why can't I read anything I wrote?
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>> Oh, we did. Oh, I will say a tight trim
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if you must is a really [ __ ]
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lukewarm.
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>> You're editing the Oscars now.
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>> Yeah, 100%. Cuz it
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>> was only three and a half hours.
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>> It was 340 I think.
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>> Like the longest in history, right? It
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could have been.
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>> I mean, the first hour there was
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probably one big award. It was
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supporting or something. But when you
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get into which Farley and I were
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assigned is the if you're barely making
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the Oscars, which we were, it was short
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film and maybe animated something
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>> or animated shorts. I mean, honestly,
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they should either do it, this sounds
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rude, do it like the Emmys where they do
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it the night before
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>> and do some of these categories to whip
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it into a two and a half hour show.
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more time maybe even for the speeches,
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but if that's what people like best. But
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man, those some of those categories.
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>> Yeah, they were just so specific. They
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had best focus movie. Best in focus
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movie
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people on stage.
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>> Oh, the best movie that stayed in focus.
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>> Yeah. And there was like I didn't even
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know it was a new category and they
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showed up and it was like regular focus
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and then extra extra and they got the
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award and there was 20 people on the
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stage and their moms came up and that
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was about a 15-minute segment, you know.
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So
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>> yeah, I did like when she said all the
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women stand up even though they didn't
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really show a good shot of the front of
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like all the girls standing up. Were you
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there? Did you hear that?
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>> I Yeah. The the thing that went to my
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brain, maybe I'm from another era, but I
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said, "Could would would could a dude
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could a guy say all the men stand up?"
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[laughter]
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>> And then would you stand up?
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>> Just the men stand up. Yeah. [laughter]
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>> Well, I would stand up and they go, "You
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count for two with all your alpha
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males."
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>> Oh my god. All that alphaness and
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testosterone.
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>> I'll just Yeah. DHT. You name it.
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>> If I host, I'm going to say, "All the
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men stand up and now flex."
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>> Yeah. All the men stand up
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[clears throat] and now and now take
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your pants off and your shirts and your
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suits off
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>> and drop for 10.
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>> By the way, Channing Tatum looked like
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he was melting. Am I crazy? When he was
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up there,
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>> it was hot up there.
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>> Maybe that's a rude
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>> comment. I like Channon Tatum, but um
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>> No, there was a lot of moisture on
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people.
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>> Something was going on.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay. What else can I tell you?
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>> Um I can't read my own writing.
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>> Well,
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>> take them more. Oh, when they take a
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movie and turn it scary. I think that's
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a good trick in a movie. Like if we ever
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did a grown-ups and it's all like fun
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and games and then there's like a murder
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>> and then we're like running and we're
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trying we're stuck somewhere on like at
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the lake house. That's always kind of
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cool that you're taking I think that's
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was that what weapons was or that what
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sinners was where you don't know where
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it's going?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't start out as dark
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as it gets and then with weapons it's
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sort of lightly weird comedy throughout,
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>> you know, but just on the edge. I mean,
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basically I thought the only light movie
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kind of was F1. I mean, allow
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were kind of dark. And I talked to Brad
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Pitt about that last night and I said,
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"Next time you make F1, have something
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kind of dark happen." And he said,
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"That's a good plan.
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I go, "Thanks, Brad."
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>> Cliff Booth will be there. You think
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he'll be up next year for Cliff Booth?
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Spin-off of Once Upon a Time.
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>> What' that guy say to you, Spade about
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>> I like when he tells Bruce Lee? Well,
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you're not fighting tough guys.
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Then he has to beat his ass.
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>> I think you're to Bruce Lee. I think
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you're a little man with a big mouth and
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you would be nothing but a stain on
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Cashious Clay's trunks. Hey, how about
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we have a little fight?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> Best out of two. nothing to the face.
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Who first gets put on their butt. That's
00:15:52
a great plan, Kato. And he takes off air
00:15:55
piece. So, that movie wasn't nominated
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this year, but that's that's that's a
00:16:00
masterpiece. But let's give a little
00:16:02
love to Paul Thomas Anderson for
00:16:04
>> because he'd never won before and I
00:16:06
looked at it. Magnolia, there Will Be
00:16:08
Blood, Phantom Thread.
00:16:10
>> He didn't win for There Will Be Blood.
00:16:12
>> Nope. Nominations up the
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[ __ ] [ __ ]
00:16:16
>> He won. and he had a great tuxedo. He's
00:16:19
very um he comes across, you know, kind
00:16:23
of uh humble and sort of shy, you know,
00:16:27
and uh and he makes these kind of
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intense movies.
00:16:30
>> I wonder how tough he is on set. You
00:16:32
know what I mean? A lot of these
00:16:33
directors are [ __ ] tough, but he
00:16:35
whipped out a good uh performance.
00:16:38
I saw the female lead, Infinity Chase. I
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saw her out somewhere.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Stunner.
00:16:45
>> Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, every anyone
00:16:47
can have a a temper. I think when um
00:16:50
>> Oh, I've got one.
00:16:51
>> I think when uh Michael B. Jordan won,
00:16:56
they cut away to Conan because I think
00:16:58
um Paul Thomas Sanderson grabbed him,
00:17:00
tried to hold him from going on the
00:17:02
stage cuz he thought Leonardo DiCaprio
00:17:04
should have won and then they escorted
00:17:07
him out. You know, I like people that
00:17:08
don't know what part of this is true.
00:17:10
Anna Wintor came out. And I knew you
00:17:12
were excited about that, but I felt like
00:17:14
maybe no one outside that building knew
00:17:16
her. But, you know, in the general
00:17:18
public,
00:17:19
she looked like she looked like she had
00:17:21
my wig on from the bench warmer sequel,
00:17:23
which we haven't done yet.
00:17:24
>> Well, it's the coolest haircut in a
00:17:26
sense that this is Anna Win tour, our
00:17:29
tower [laughter]
00:17:30
fashion that it just covers all the way
00:17:32
like this. It's like she's in a a little
00:17:34
tiny cave and you know, you see her
00:17:36
eyes. [laughter] It's like
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>> like the woman in the Incredibles with
00:17:40
the black hair. Yes. And Anne Hathaway
00:17:42
looked great. First of all, I guess
00:17:44
Anna, if she comes out, the idea came
00:17:46
out to the song Vogue, funny gave her
00:17:49
jokes. Um, I think she had two jokes.
00:17:52
They both seemed to work in my
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sophisticated ears.
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>> Mhm.
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>> And Anne Hathaway looked great again.
00:18:01
>> Yeah, it's it was a good hang. It was a
00:18:03
good hang.
00:18:04
>> Yeah. And in the in memoriam, it sounds
00:18:06
rude, but is anyone alive still? That
00:18:09
was probably 22 minutes.
00:18:12
It's uh it kept going and then people
00:18:15
are talking. I'm like, is it a new
00:18:17
category? It's like best dead person.
00:18:19
I'm like, this is then Barbara Stryand
00:18:21
came and I go, is this an award for
00:18:23
music? Nope.
00:18:26
>> When I first met Bob on the set, I'm
00:18:28
like, okay. Well, you know, my my
00:18:32
admiration for Robin Redford and his
00:18:35
career, but I I'd wish they'd shown his
00:18:38
films, you know, behind him, you know,
00:18:41
just because I don't think people
00:18:43
remember all the President's Men or
00:18:46
Three Days of the Condor, Butch Casting,
00:18:48
Sundance Kid or or The Way We Were and
00:18:51
The Natural.
00:18:53
>> Sound old the natural. Uh when we say
00:18:55
that is a to me old school movie star
00:18:58
didn't know much about him see him in
00:19:00
the movies stud great looking good actor
00:19:04
>> and he's not on TikTok every day
00:19:07
>> you didn't see movie stars except maybe
00:19:09
at the Oscars maybe and that was it you
00:19:12
just didn't see him so they were like
00:19:14
aliens
00:19:16
>> okay let's read a few comments
00:19:17
>> interact more
00:19:18
>> we have comments
00:19:19
>> supposed to interact with this let's see
00:19:21
what they're saying
00:19:22
>> if you know what a live stream is you're
00:19:23
supposed to interact interact more with
00:19:24
them.
00:19:25
>> We got to interact with our
00:19:26
>> Well, this is
00:19:28
>> this is this is the first live stream
00:19:30
I've ever done and so I'm willing to
00:19:31
take instruction. [laughter]
00:19:33
>> Yeah. Turn it over here. Let me see.
00:19:35
This is how we do
00:19:38
>> Aiden Ross thing. Hang on. Okay. I
00:19:42
didn't know the Oscars were yesterday.
00:19:44
How is that helping us? Um, River runs
00:19:47
through it. That was Brad Pitt and
00:19:50
Robert Redford, right?
00:19:51
>> Yeah. Another one. Yeah.
00:19:54
Directed by Robert Redford.
00:19:56
>> Are you reading this? The great Waldo
00:19:58
Pepper.
00:20:00
And hi, David. Yeah, they should have
00:20:03
highlighted. I didn't know Redford was
00:20:05
this year. I guess he has to be.
00:20:08
>> Okay, here's some good.
00:20:09
>> Yes.
00:20:11
>> Oh. Oh, what about Nor McDonald?
00:20:14
Oh, Nor McDonald brought out [laughter]
00:20:17
two feathers to discuss. My hair is a
00:20:20
Oscar worthy and uh
00:20:24
as heard the last two episodes of
00:20:25
Caphobe, they talk about Dicky Roberts
00:20:27
and Tommy Boy back toback. No. And we're
00:20:31
also rocking salon quality hair. Am I
00:20:34
wrong? [laughter]
00:20:36
Uh
00:20:38
well, define salon cuz I I was not at a
00:20:41
salon. This is all me.
00:20:43
>> Do you remember when I did my first
00:20:45
commercial parody? No, Chiahead was my
00:20:47
first one, but
00:20:48
>> that was the first one I wrote. Remember
00:20:50
Chia Head? And then they really made it.
00:20:52
And then there was one called Salon
00:20:53
because it was based on Vadal Sassoon
00:20:55
Salon Finish, Salon Shine.
00:20:57
>> And it was just about if you say the
00:21:00
word salon enough, it makes your hair
00:21:01
better. It was so [ __ ] dumb. And then
00:21:04
they never reran it. And I was so livid.
00:21:06
>> I did one too. It was some kind of hair
00:21:09
weird commercial parody with Phil.
00:21:11
>> Yeah, those are good ones for the show.
00:21:12
It's a lot of jeans. We had Bad Idea
00:21:15
Jeans, which I loved. Three-legged
00:21:17
jeans,
00:21:18
>> then they did mom jeans.
00:21:21
>> Jeans is a funny one.
00:21:23
>> Okay, here. Someone says that Sinners
00:21:26
should have won.
00:21:28
>> Sinners could have won.
00:21:29
>> This movie. Yeah.
00:21:30
>> Best director. One battle after another
00:21:32
was overrated.
00:21:33
>> H.
00:21:34
>> Whoa. Shots [ __ ] fire.
00:21:37
>> Wow.
00:21:38
>> I was thinking maybe Sinners would have
00:21:40
won.
00:21:42
So, well,
00:21:43
>> it's maybe a coin toss at that point.
00:21:45
>> And again, I'm I just I'm always looking
00:21:47
for a sorry, senior alert. I'm looking
00:21:50
for a master and commander, you know, a
00:21:54
epic historical epic with Russell Crowe,
00:21:57
Twice, Twice ships. Uh, I'm looking for,
00:22:01
you know,
00:22:02
>> was Master and Commander good.
00:22:05
>> Incredible movie.
00:22:06
>> I love it.
00:22:07
>> Oh, good. You don't get it. ships in the
00:22:10
19th century trying to outdo each other
00:22:12
in a second.
00:22:13
>> Oh, who's the top three Oscar host of
00:22:15
all time? This is us engaging.
00:22:17
>> Okay. Top three off top my head. Well,
00:22:20
we got to have Conan. He's our buddy and
00:22:21
he's great. He's, you know, um he's done
00:22:23
twice. Well, what are you going to throw
00:22:26
Don't throw Con under the
00:22:27
>> No, I'm not. I'm just I just wanted to
00:22:29
be an point counterpoint. I have to
00:22:30
rough you up a little bit. I would say
00:22:32
Billy Crystal because he was so good for
00:22:34
so long
00:22:35
>> and he did it so long and I was there I
00:22:38
was there sitting right next to Tom Cruz
00:22:40
when he came out as Hannibal Lecter.
00:22:43
They rolled into the Yeah. Um
00:22:46
>> that was smart. That was a good
00:22:48
>> So he did it like eight times. Conan is
00:22:50
only two right now.
00:22:51
>> Um was Carson in the 70s kind of or Bob
00:22:55
Hope you know Bob Hope
00:22:57
>> in the old timey days. God, we're going
00:22:59
back out.
00:23:00
>> Did it a lot. But I think I kind of
00:23:02
think that Billy Crystal
00:23:04
>> introduced that kind of level of
00:23:06
entertainment. Like he puts himself in
00:23:09
movies and it was like much more of a
00:23:11
big production. He came out on a horse,
00:23:13
you know.
00:23:14
>> Yeah.
00:23:14
>> I think Billy Crystal
00:23:16
>> Well, I do like I think Chris Rock did
00:23:18
it. I like him. I like uh Steve Martin.
00:23:20
>> Steve Martin.
00:23:21
>> Did he do it with Martin Short?
00:23:23
>> Um he did it with Alec Baldwin, I
00:23:25
believe.
00:23:26
>> Oh, really? Can't believe my memory.
00:23:29
>> I can't picture him not doing without
00:23:31
with without Martin Short.
00:23:32
>> I know. So, yeah, those guys. I guess
00:23:34
your mind goes that who did it the most
00:23:37
times, you know?
00:23:38
>> Yeah.
00:23:39
>> Um,
00:23:39
>> is it not Conan next year because of
00:23:41
YouTube or is it undecided?
00:23:44
>> Um,
00:23:46
I think it's undecided. I'm
00:23:47
>> Mr. Beast. [laughter]
00:23:49
[gasps] Well, he's he's got two billion
00:23:52
YouTube followers, so it might be
00:23:55
financially a good thing. [laughter]
00:23:57
>> But I think that Conan is on a roll. It
00:24:00
seems like he owns it right now, and he
00:24:02
should do it.
00:24:03
>> Maybe that
00:24:04
>> Let's do buzzing around.
00:24:06
>> And then we could
00:24:06
>> And so, and then I have something for
00:24:08
you after that.
00:24:09
>> Okay. Where's my buzzing around?
00:24:11
>> Right there.
00:24:12
>> This is I like how people go, "Oh, it's
00:24:15
not as smooth as normal." No, this is
00:24:17
exactly how shitty it is. We try not to
00:24:20
plan it.
00:24:21
>> We don't cut anything when we do it
00:24:22
because we're just screwing off. Okay,
00:24:23
Dana, we got to get you ready because
00:24:25
>> Mhm.
00:24:27
>> Hang on. Here we go.
00:24:28
>> What do you What do you got?
00:24:29
>> We got It's time for buzzing around
00:24:33
buzzing around.
00:24:36
>> That That's not getting old yet, but it
00:24:37
it will. Where's my other one that goes?
00:24:40
[laughter]
00:24:41
Couldn't find it.
00:24:42
>> That's the classic.
00:24:44
>> Okay, I'm going to give you a scenario.
00:24:46
Ready? Okay, give me a scenario.
00:24:49
>> No, let me read it. Okay.
00:24:52
Okay. This is buzzing. [laughter] I'm
00:24:55
the [ __ ] worst. Here we go. Okay.
00:24:58
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So, are you driving? Are you at the
00:25:37
Oscars? What is your scenario? Oh, well
00:25:39
I
00:25:41
>> Let's just put them uh watching the
00:25:43
Oscars or something. I don't know.
00:25:45
>> Great. Now, what do you want to do?
00:25:47
>> Is there a Trump in there? Is there a
00:25:49
Biden? Is there a
00:25:50
>> But they they'd be good.
00:25:52
>> Patrick Stewart.
00:25:54
>> Patrick Stewart's not in in demand, but
00:25:56
I would love to. I mean, I'm a huge Star
00:25:57
Trek NextG fan, so
00:26:00
>> Okay. Captain Bquard. Yeah.
00:26:02
>> Okay.
00:26:03
>> I'll let you decide. You're the
00:26:05
>> Okay. All right.
00:26:06
>> Master and commander of this bit.
00:26:08
>> Okay. [laughter]
00:26:09
It's going to be messy, folks.
00:26:11
>> Sure.
00:26:12
>> Okay.
00:26:13
Uh, let's see. I'll put I'll start it
00:26:16
with Paul. Oh, look. Conan's on there.
00:26:18
He's very tall. You know,
00:26:20
>> this is Paul McCartney.
00:26:21
>> There you go. [laughter] Thanks,
00:26:24
>> Timothy. You know, I'm going to go to
00:26:26
the opera. I thought you might want to
00:26:28
go. You know, they're on the toes and
00:26:30
they twirl around. You know, it's better
00:26:32
than you think, you know. Yeah. Hey,
00:26:35
this is Timothy Shalomé. I'd like to do
00:26:37
that, man. I'd love to do that with you,
00:26:40
dude.
00:26:42
[laughter]
00:26:43
>> Pause.
00:26:44
>> Pause. Go ahead.
00:26:45
>> What you enjoying the show, uh,
00:26:47
President Trump
00:26:49
>> and former President Biden. Are you both
00:26:52
enjoying it? [laughter]
00:26:54
>> We're enjoying it. It's the Oscars. The
00:26:56
Oscars doesn't get any bigger.
00:26:58
>> I could be nominated. I could do a lot,
00:27:00
you know, but the gas prices are coming
00:27:02
down. They're coming down. They're
00:27:04
coming down sooner than you would
00:27:06
believe, right?
00:27:08
>> Joe Biden,
00:27:10
>> come on.
00:27:12
>> Come on. How lower gas prices anybody's
00:27:15
had. Get your facts straight, Jack. My
00:27:18
gas prices was lower than yours any day
00:27:20
of the week. Yeah. And guess what? And
00:27:24
by the way, the fact of the matter is my
00:27:27
gas prices was lower than yours. Your
00:27:30
gas prices were high, Joe. They were
00:27:32
high. Everybody knows they were high.
00:27:34
They were very high. A lot higher than
00:27:36
mine. And I'm going to get them down.
00:27:38
I'm going to get my gas prices down.
00:27:40
You're going to get a billion gallons
00:27:41
for 38 cents. You heard me. A billion
00:27:44
gallons. A liar. That's You can't make
00:27:47
me do that. What do you think? George W.
00:27:49
Bush.
00:27:50
>> George Bush.
00:27:52
[laughter]
00:27:54
>> You guys talk funny.
00:27:59
>> That's 43.
00:28:01
[laughter] That's George Push Jr.
00:28:03
>> He's 43, isn't he?
00:28:05
>> Is he? Or Yeah, he's 43. Hey, hey, hey.
00:28:08
Uh, Patrick Stewart or Cap Mard, how you
00:28:10
doing?
00:28:11
>> Here we go. [clears throat]
00:28:13
>> Make it show number one.
00:28:16
>> Captain Captain James Bond. [laughter]
00:28:20
>> Is that They're both Scottish. Good one.
00:28:23
Yeah. Uh, [laughter] uh, Mr. Leforge.
00:28:26
Mr. Lefor. Who the hell's Mr. Leforge?
00:28:29
Mr. for she's in the He's in the room.
00:28:32
He's like Scotty. He takes care of the
00:28:34
engines, right, Joe? Yeah. He takes care
00:28:36
of all the engines. It's just better
00:28:38
than anyone's ever done it. I'm not
00:28:40
getting around here. Come on. And
00:28:44
>> and sing. [laughter]
00:28:46
>> The only thing I'll add is when they
00:28:47
come into Star Trek, they go, they open
00:28:49
the doors. [laughter]
00:28:51
>> Yeah.
00:28:53
Okay.
00:28:53
>> Make a show. Make a show.
00:28:55
>> Folks, that was buzzing around.
00:28:58
I think the comments are there's they're
00:29:00
giving us a few easy trims out of that.
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00:29:22
>> Yes. I just have to tell you, Dana,
00:29:24
there's something I'm excited about.
00:29:27
>> Now, you remember we talked about Jury
00:29:30
Duty, the show.
00:29:31
>> Oh, yeah.
00:29:32
>> Season one. Yeah.
00:29:33
>> Yeah.
00:29:34
>> And that one I saw it on TikTok
00:29:37
>> and then it was kind of a word of mouth
00:29:38
thing. It it blew up. It was funny
00:29:42
>> and uh it actually all pulled together,
00:29:44
which I was shocked they pulled that
00:29:45
thing together.
00:29:47
>> Uh and I was like, I will they do it
00:29:50
again and they did. And cool. I think
00:29:53
that's very cool.
00:29:55
>> It was set in the courtroom the first
00:29:56
time and uh
00:29:58
>> this is going to be a company retreat.
00:30:00
>> H Yeah.
00:30:02
>> Yeah. Jury Duty presents company
00:30:03
retreat. It takes this groundbreaking
00:30:05
social experiment out of the courthouse.
00:30:08
Stay with me, Dana.
00:30:09
>> I got it.
00:30:10
>> And drops it into the most relatable
00:30:12
setting ever, the company corporate
00:30:14
retreat. And if you've ever survived
00:30:16
that awkward team building exercises or
00:30:18
a trust fall with co-workers, you you
00:30:21
know the vibe.
00:30:22
>> Yeah. I mean, this is an inspired idea,
00:30:25
I got to say, after jury duty to put it
00:30:27
in a company retreat. This season
00:30:29
follows Anthony, a real temp hired by
00:30:32
Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce for their
00:30:35
annual retreat
00:30:36
>> right there. They should figure it out.
00:30:37
Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce.
00:30:39
>> Yeah, I know. [laughter]
00:30:41
Except he has no idea the entire thing
00:30:43
is staged around him.
00:30:45
It's a workplace comedy meets hidden
00:30:47
camera and uh it's unpredictable. It's
00:30:50
authentic. It's so full of heart. The
00:30:52
stakes are higher. The laughs are
00:30:54
bigger. And it still celebrates the
00:30:57
goodness in people. And here's the wild
00:30:59
part. Rock and grandma's hot sauce.
00:31:01
They're actually making it.
00:31:03
>> Okay.
00:31:04
>> And the flavors will be available on
00:31:06
Amazon.
00:31:06
>> Oh my god. I wonder if they started that
00:31:08
first or if they they just made up that
00:31:11
name and then it sounded funny.
00:31:13
But it's going to get a lot of
00:31:14
attention. But you know this thing
00:31:17
>> I'm kind of glad they didn't do it in
00:31:18
the courtroom again cuz someone would
00:31:20
figure that out. I would think
00:31:22
>> Oh, I don't think they could do it in
00:31:23
the courtroom. I think that company
00:31:25
retreat is uh the next best one. Yeah,
00:31:28
>> it's hard to think of where to do it,
00:31:29
but they did a good job. So looking
00:31:31
forward to that.
00:31:32
>> Me too. Streaming on Prime Video March
00:31:35
20th.
00:31:38
>> Was that Back to Us? Oh, I was going to
00:31:40
do a costume change. Wow, that was like
00:31:44
that was amazing. That that was a seven
00:31:45
minute commercial. I [laughter] did I
00:31:47
did nine minutes of the characters
00:31:49
talking and then we did a seven minute
00:31:51
[laughter] commercial. That's half the
00:31:52
podcast and we're supposed to engage
00:31:54
with fans. We're live to
00:31:57
[clears throat]
00:31:58
>> Biden and Trump were still talking
00:31:59
during that commercial. [laughter]
00:32:02
>> Joe, hey. Uh let's do um they asked if
00:32:06
you could do
00:32:07
>> the earthquake Japanese
00:32:10
>> coming to the Oscars. Oh, wait. What is
00:32:12
he doing?
00:32:12
>> We'd be watching the Oscars. Oh,
00:32:15
>> okay. Dana, if there was an earthquake
00:32:18
in Japan during the Oscars.
00:32:19
>> Yeah. This is a Japanese man in an
00:32:21
earthquake and he's talking to his
00:32:23
friend and they're talking about the
00:32:25
Oscars.
00:32:25
>> Okay, here we go.
00:32:32
[laughter]
00:32:33
>> He's having a good time.
00:32:46
[ __ ] Something's going on.
00:32:56
[screaming]
00:32:58
TO
00:33:01
GO. [screaming]
00:33:02
[groaning]
00:33:09
[laughter]
00:33:10
>> It's over that fast. That was good.
00:33:13
>> Well, I was hoping
00:33:14
>> he's okay now, though, right?
00:33:16
>> He's okay.
00:33:21
>> Oh, [laughter]
00:33:22
he went off. What an idiot. You're off
00:33:27
screen. Something happened.
00:33:29
>> I don't know. Now it's just you on the
00:33:31
screen.
00:33:32
>> Yeah, the way I planned it. Woo. I gota
00:33:35
this box over here. [laughter]
00:33:37
>> I got to go in this box.
00:33:38
>> You guys got me excited.
00:33:40
>> Oh no. The millions of people online are
00:33:42
freaking out. They're like, "Oh my god,
00:33:44
everything went haywear."
00:33:46
>> I know. Well,
00:33:47
>> they don't have to get off yet. We're
00:33:48
still talking, right?
00:33:50
>> Oh, I'll tell them. They're asking about
00:33:52
the Bus Boys trailer drop today.
00:33:54
>> Mhm. Woo! Bus Boys trailer. Dan, I got
00:33:57
to get you to watch it. I'll send it to
00:33:58
you.
00:33:59
>> Okay. I'm just going to be off.
00:34:02
>> Yeah. Are you going to figure out how to
00:34:03
get back on? I'll just keep venting.
00:34:04
>> I wouldn't know how to get back on
00:34:05
without
00:34:08
>> And what did he do? What happened? I
00:34:09
don't know. Live tech problem.
00:34:11
>> This thing fell down and then it went up
00:34:13
and I was I disappeared.
00:34:15
>> Was it a real earthquake?
00:34:17
>> Yeah, it was. And it was a real uh
00:34:19
Japanese person. Oh, I have to go out
00:34:21
and come back. Okay.
00:34:22
>> Yeah. I have to leave your house.
00:34:25
be incredibly entertaining. Okay.
00:34:27
>> Okay. I'll tell about the bus boys. So,
00:34:29
we just put the trailer up. Now, people
00:34:31
are asking about that. Okay. We put the
00:34:32
trailer up. Bus Boys comes out in
00:34:35
theaters. So, you can go buy a ticket
00:34:37
now if you go to Bus Boys movie. That's
00:34:39
the uh website.com. Bus Boys movie.
00:34:43
We're in some theaters. Um we posted the
00:34:47
trailer this morning and now we're
00:34:50
already filling up the theaters. So, I
00:34:51
love it. So, if you want to go buy a
00:34:52
ticket, go to Buzz Boys Movie and uh
00:34:55
watch the trailer.
00:34:57
And it's a little R-rated and offensive,
00:34:59
but sometimes that's the way we like it,
00:35:01
right?
00:35:02
>> Okay, I'm back.
00:35:03
>> Oh, good. How's my commercial?
00:35:06
>> Oh, I I lean in.
00:35:08
>> I was talking about it, but um we'll
00:35:10
make you watch the trailer and then
00:35:12
>> I got excited and then the for people
00:35:15
were worried. Japanese man is perfectly
00:35:17
fine.
00:35:18
>> Everything's fine. We listen. When you
00:35:20
do bits like this and you make a
00:35:22
hilarious omelette, you break some eggs.
00:35:25
>> Yeah, exactly.
00:35:26
>> You pulled out your Wi-Fi, your Fiji
00:35:28
cord, your zip check,
00:35:30
>> your module,
00:35:32
>> your squazo flazel.
00:35:33
>> You're actually No one No one would
00:35:35
believe this. You're smarter than me.
00:35:37
And you also know more about this tech
00:35:38
than I do. I have Heather, thank God. I
00:35:40
don't know how to do any of this. Well,
00:35:42
it's cuz I don't have um someone right
00:35:45
next to me helping me. So, I'm not like
00:35:47
crippled by just always being [laughter]
00:35:49
helped. So, I had to figure it out. I'm
00:35:52
my own tech person. Don't be
00:35:55
>> Take that part out. Take it out. What he
00:35:57
said. It's too mean.
00:35:58
>> Well, look at all those movie stars in
00:36:01
the audience. How many of them have
00:36:02
people helping them with tech issues? Or
00:36:05
is, you know, Shalom.
00:36:06
>> I can't get this.
00:36:08
>> I'm sorry, Kardashian girlfriend. I
00:36:10
can't get the Wi-Fi working.
00:36:13
>> I like Shalomé. I like his pingpong
00:36:16
movie. Oh, I saw Mr. Wonderful. You know
00:36:18
what he was wearing?
00:36:20
>> Heather will love this. He's wearing
00:36:23
You might not know this, but he bought
00:36:25
he invested in uh trading cards, right?
00:36:27
So, I think he bought a Kobe
00:36:30
LeBron or a Kobe Jordan sign card.
00:36:33
>> Yeah.
00:36:34
>> And he had it around his neck.
00:36:35
>> That's what he was wearing.
00:36:36
>> That $10 million card.
00:36:38
>> Oh, really? They're horrified.
00:36:41
>> Hilarious. I go I wouldn't wear it. You
00:36:42
know how fast someone ripped that off
00:36:44
your neck?
00:36:44
>> He needs to go away.
00:36:46
>> It's cool. [laughter]
00:36:47
>> I like that expression. He needs to go
00:36:50
away.
00:36:50
>> Says he needs to go.
00:36:52
>> That's a great way great way to look at
00:36:53
everything.
00:36:54
>> Uh I ran into uh Travis and Taylor
00:37:00
last night.
00:37:01
>> They were there at the part party.
00:37:03
>> Oh, Sydney Sweeney does her own tech.
00:37:05
These [ __ ] comments, don't read them
00:37:07
anymore. Oh, cuz she's
00:37:09
>> I don't want to hear that she's from
00:37:10
>> cuz she's from Spokane, Idaho. She's a
00:37:13
mountain girl boy. I Man, whatever.
00:37:17
>> Speaking of which, you know who looked
00:37:18
great last night? Zenaia.
00:37:20
>> Thank you. Thank you.
00:37:21
>> Wasn't she a stunner?
00:37:23
>> She Yeah, she looked cool. Let me see
00:37:26
who else looked
00:37:26
>> to me more. I will say
00:37:28
>> to me more. I loved that she had kind of
00:37:30
this camouflage
00:37:32
plants, right? So, it's like she was
00:37:34
looking over some plants. Yeah, I
00:37:37
thought it was cool. She
00:37:38
>> just had a big bush, [clears throat]
00:37:40
>> you know. I will say that.
00:37:42
>> I know. I got to say,
00:37:43
>> I liked uh Demi Moore's outfit the best.
00:37:47
>> Not not saying Demi Moore, but if they
00:37:49
change the name next year to the Ompic
00:37:51
Olympics, it might have the same effect
00:37:53
because I I've heard men and women are
00:37:57
just micro doing Oz and it's just like a
00:38:01
new thing to they're like, I just want
00:38:03
to lose a couple pounds. I just want to
00:38:05
lose a little bit of muscle, bone, and
00:38:08
tissue.
00:38:08
>> It's [laughter]
00:38:10
It's getting in my way.
00:38:12
>> It's in the peptide family. And there's
00:38:14
18 new peptides coming out because
00:38:17
Robert Kennedy Jr. wanted to release
00:38:19
them.
00:38:20
>> These are things they'll take your brain
00:38:23
younger. If you have an injury, you and
00:38:26
you it'll heal you. And
00:38:28
>> Jack me up.
00:38:29
>> Uh up or off? No. Go ahead.
00:38:34
>> [laughter]
00:38:34
>> Dana. Why?
00:38:36
>> Dana Michael Carvey.
00:38:38
>> I was channeling David Phineas Spade
00:38:42
>> and your sister is a great musician.
00:38:46
Phineas.
00:38:47
>> Kate Spade. Oh,
00:38:49
>> no. Not Kate Spade. You know, you know.
00:38:51
>> Oh, I was Billy Isish in that scenario.
00:38:54
>> My mother's name was Billy. Good night.
00:38:57
Mhm. What other big headlines are going
00:39:00
on?
00:39:02
Peptides are all the rage. Everyone's
00:39:04
taking Ozempic for their brain and every
00:39:06
other thing.
00:39:06
>> In summary,
00:39:08
>> well, I think the trend is this. Okay.
00:39:10
>> Yes.
00:39:11
>> So, we got AI taking all the jobs. All
00:39:15
right. We got OMIs, GLPs, and peptides
00:39:19
making everybody rail thin. So, it's
00:39:22
going to be a bunch of incredibly skinny
00:39:24
people with no job just wandering around
00:39:26
and being so so lost they don't they
00:39:29
lose language. They'll just be ON THE
00:39:31
BEACH LIKE
00:39:33
>> YEAH.
00:39:34
>> They lose [laughter] muscle, fat, and
00:39:36
language.
00:39:37
>> Yeah.
00:39:37
>> And skills.
00:39:39
[screaming]
00:39:40
[groaning]
00:39:40
>> I know people that are huffing. You
00:39:42
remember people used to huff paint.
00:39:44
>> Huff paint.
00:39:45
>> Now they're doing poppers and and not
00:39:48
It's not helium. What is it?
00:39:49
>> I'm closing with these.
00:39:51
>> You know what I'm talking about.
00:39:53
>> Yeah. That's
00:39:53
>> I forgot the name.
00:39:55
>> They're not Yeah, they're ripping
00:39:58
sniffers. [laughter]
00:40:00
I sound like a cop in the they're
00:40:03
ripping sniffers. Are you on blackies?
00:40:05
Yellow jackets, bing bongs, pop-tarts,
00:40:08
uppers, downers, greenies,
00:40:10
>> beanies. Do sunglasses make the cool
00:40:12
factor go off?
00:40:13
>> You look cool. I look cool in that
00:40:14
commercial. [panting] You look like Sean
00:40:16
Penn.
00:40:19
>> Yeah. [laughter]
00:40:22
Oh, wait. Here we are. Indian man. Cuz
00:40:24
well, let's break the Let's break the
00:40:25
worldwide web. Indian man in an
00:40:27
earthquake.
00:40:30
Oh boy.
00:40:34
>> Yelling at the elas.
00:40:37
Whatever.
00:40:39
[screaming]
00:40:43
>> All right. What are you reading a
00:40:45
comment that I'm canceled?
00:40:47
>> You know, I'm reading people asking
00:40:48
questions. Are those people?
00:40:50
>> I can't see any.
00:40:53
>> Are those people?
00:40:54
>> Okay.
00:40:56
says Dana yelling at yelling out for
00:40:59
chips.
00:41:01
You
00:41:01
>> mean the motorcycle TV show?
00:41:04
>> If Sean Penn can go to Ukraine, you can
00:41:06
make another Joer movie.
00:41:08
>> Earthquakes are everywhere today. You
00:41:09
know what's funny? This is a new thing.
00:41:11
Thank you, Heather. That's good. You
00:41:12
don't have to break your arms. She's
00:41:14
trying to show me in our
00:41:16
>> right [laughter]
00:41:17
>> most [ __ ] Oh, she's been sending
00:41:19
messages. Yeah. When people say I've
00:41:22
heard people cuz in the news about
00:41:25
drones or attacks, they're like,
00:41:27
>> "Yeah,
00:41:28
>> people sort of get cocky and they go, I
00:41:30
work at Zara and it's such an American
00:41:32
company. I feel like we might get
00:41:33
bombed." And I'm like, "I think you're
00:41:35
okay." You know, people think that their
00:41:38
thing is so like such a huge target.
00:41:40
>> Like a target. Yeah.
00:41:41
>> Yeah. It might be like a port or it
00:41:43
might be a bridge, but you go I don't
00:41:45
know if it's going to Zara, [laughter]
00:41:47
but I mean the Oscars, I could see why
00:41:50
they'd have extra security because it
00:41:52
would be such a great [ __ ] you to if we
00:41:55
lost, you know, the the most important
00:41:57
people in the world, celebrities,
00:41:59
[laughter]
00:42:01
but it would be like a very American
00:42:03
thing like a Super Bowl. That would be
00:42:06
if if just aliens came down and all
00:42:08
those people were taken to another
00:42:10
planet in that room. How long would it
00:42:12
take to bring new actors? And if
00:42:16
everyone that moved room just
00:42:17
disappeared. Now what?
00:42:18
>> Yeah. How long would it take? And I'm
00:42:20
asking I'm asking the the uh people out
00:42:22
there, how long would it take to uh
00:42:25
replace all that talent in America? How
00:42:28
many people are waiting in the wings?
00:42:31
It would up the chances for Bus Boys to
00:42:33
win best movie next year.
00:42:36
>> What if Bus Boys still didn't get in
00:42:38
after all those people disappear?
00:42:40
>> What? What? Look, I'll take Look, you
00:42:42
could bet on anything. Poly Market. I'm
00:42:44
I'm going to say right now,
00:42:46
>> yeah,
00:42:47
>> that David Spade is going to get
00:42:49
nominated for an Oscar for his work in
00:42:51
Bus Boys.
00:42:52
>> For my rat tail wig in Bus Boys.
00:42:54
>> Yeah.
00:42:55
>> I'm going to show you the trailer after
00:42:57
this and we're going to sit in a room.
00:42:58
I'm going to drive out there and show it
00:42:59
to you on my Instagram and then it's in
00:43:02
probably 50 100 theaters. So,
00:43:03
>> we should show it at the end of this.
00:43:05
>> Oh, I should show it.
00:43:06
>> You know, we'll show it.
00:43:08
>> I don't know if we can show it here. We
00:43:09
can show it when it goes on when we post
00:43:11
it.
00:43:12
>> All these rules of what you can show.
00:43:14
It's
00:43:14
>> Well, I don't know if I know how to do
00:43:16
it. That's how stupid I You can go right
00:43:17
now to busmovie.com and watch the
00:43:19
trailer or my Instagram and then
00:43:22
>> Bus Boys Instagram.
00:43:24
>> Yeah, it's bus boy movie though, right?
00:43:26
>> Can you see it on YouTube?
00:43:28
Yeah, I think so. Oh, no. Yeah,
00:43:32
>> sure.
00:43:33
>> Sure.
00:43:33
>> Jeez.
00:43:34
>> Bus Boys movie is the website Heather's
00:43:37
looking at right now.
00:43:37
>> Is this movie being hidden from the
00:43:39
public or something?
00:43:40
>> I know. I don't know. We We honestly
00:43:42
don't know what we're doing.
00:43:42
>> It's on YouTube.
00:43:43
>> We put our poster up. It got like
00:43:44
millions of hits. Okay, you just go to
00:43:46
YouTube. Oh, Bus Boys official trailer.
00:43:50
>> Okay, good.
00:43:53
>> Okay, great. Oh, that's on Oh, it's on
00:43:56
Theo's. Yeah. I go on Theo's um thing.
00:44:00
>> YouTube channel.
00:44:01
>> Theo's YouTube channel.
00:44:03
>> Yeah.
00:44:03
>> Okay.
00:44:04
>> Okay. Good. You'll see my rat tail. All
00:44:06
right. So, go to that and then uh we're
00:44:08
almost done here, right, Daniel? What do
00:44:10
you want to talk about? Anything else?
00:44:11
>> I think so. I'm just excited about Buzz
00:44:13
Boys. Millions of views for the trailer.
00:44:15
>> Millions of people saw the poster and
00:44:17
now
00:44:19
85,000 people shared it on the
00:44:21
Instagram. That's a lot for my
00:44:24
>> I don't want to jinx it, but I'll just
00:44:26
say this. When's the last time there was
00:44:29
a a really really
00:44:32
kind of big well like a silly comedy?
00:44:35
Like just a just a com It's like a '9s
00:44:38
movie in a sense, like just trying to be
00:44:41
funny. Or does it have any lesson in it?
00:44:45
>> The lesson is I mean we're buddies in
00:44:48
it. Um, it's just a buddy comedy. We're
00:44:52
bus boys. We We're kind of losers. Sort
00:44:56
of typical. We work in sewage. And uh,
00:44:59
>> lovable losers go on an adventure.
00:45:01
>> Theo was hit by a car at a young age, so
00:45:04
he's kind of off.
00:45:05
>> A little off.
00:45:06
>> And then at the end, I I don't want to
00:45:08
give it away, but this is my guess is at
00:45:10
the end,
00:45:12
>> they're offered waiter jobs, and they
00:45:14
become waiters, and they're super happy.
00:45:16
>> You didn't read the script already, did
00:45:17
you? I I wrote the script.
00:45:20
>> That's funny. You think that? That's
00:45:22
funny.
00:45:23
>> Well, when you're a bus boy, you want to
00:45:25
become a waiter because that's where the
00:45:26
money is.
00:45:28
>> And I was a bus boy. I don't make movies
00:45:30
about it. I was
00:45:31
>> And my girlfriend leaves me for a
00:45:32
waiter.
00:45:33
>> And I'm like, we got to just be bus boys
00:45:35
for a couple days, then we'll be
00:45:36
waiters. It's so easy. And then we just
00:45:38
It's harder than we thought.
00:45:40
>> Okay. So, I'm guessing the plot.
00:45:43
>> No. And then it's so many twists and
00:45:45
turns, Dana. This movie is like
00:45:46
Inception. This movie is like um you
00:45:51
know Avatar that so many
00:45:54
>> do and any time during the movie are you
00:45:56
cradling Theo's head and you and you're
00:45:58
slapping his face going they're on their
00:46:01
way dude just just just hang in Buzz.
00:46:03
>> Hold in there. Don't go to sleep.
00:46:05
>> Yeah.
00:46:05
>> That's about 20 minutes of the movie in
00:46:07
the middle.
00:46:08
>> Do you ever scream at him at Theo and
00:46:11
point at him and and you're out in a
00:46:13
desert alone. You scream at him, plant
00:46:15
your foot, and go, "DON'T YOU QUIT ON
00:46:17
ME."
00:46:19
>> EDDIE,
00:46:21
>> YEAH. I go, "Don't you quit on me." And
00:46:23
then I go, "Uh, actually, we do all the
00:46:26
most difficult things, but it's R-rated,
00:46:28
so
00:46:29
>> that's very enticing to
00:46:32
>> Rated."
00:46:34
>> Yeah, it's slightly offensive, but not
00:46:36
really. But, you know, it's sort of like
00:46:37
old school when you grew up and you go
00:46:38
to the theater with your stupid friends
00:46:40
and watch a movie. It's a small budget,
00:46:43
so don't look for big fireworks.
00:46:46
>> Funny doesn't cost money. People spend
00:46:49
so much money on comedy movies, and you
00:46:51
can make an incredible laugh for like a
00:46:54
nickel. Fools. Okay. What's that?
00:46:57
>> Cordinually I'll read this, David.
00:47:01
>> If someone had to pay a nickel for this
00:47:02
show, they wouldn't. That's the funniest
00:47:03
part. They go, I love your podcast.
00:47:05
Would you pay a nickel for it? No.
00:47:07
You're cordially invited on Prime was to
00:47:11
[snorts] was so awesome.
00:47:13
>> What are you What's that?
00:47:15
>> Well, it's Was that something we did? Do
00:47:17
you read that, Heather? What does that
00:47:18
mean?
00:47:19
>> You know, someone just was telling you
00:47:20
R-rated movies are back. Yeah, let's do
00:47:22
it.
00:47:22
>> Oh, Ricky Stanicki. They liked I Oh,
00:47:24
Santino was in that
00:47:26
>> and I just golfed with Santino.
00:47:28
>> They were just making a point.
00:47:29
>> Yeah, Rated movies are fun. I think if
00:47:31
it was on a streamer, great. If it's in
00:47:32
theaters, great. This one's in the
00:47:34
theaters for now and then it'll go to
00:47:37
video number.
00:47:38
>> Well, eventually everything sits on the
00:47:40
metaphorical library shelf like every
00:47:42
you'll be able to
00:47:43
>> you'll be right next to Gone with the
00:47:45
Wind. Yeah.
00:47:47
>> What?
00:47:48
>> Oh. Oh, that one.
00:47:50
>> Well, what about Neil? Was he at the
00:47:51
Oscars? Is that the question?
00:47:52
>> Oh, yeah. People
00:47:53
>> Oh, yeah. Was Nean at the Oscars? I
00:47:55
>> think so. He was part of a documentary
00:47:57
that got nominated. I don't know if his
00:47:59
documentary won. Yeah, Nean was there
00:48:02
for reals. You see all the documentary
00:48:04
people screaming in the back every time
00:48:05
they mention documentary. That was a
00:48:06
good they did that
00:48:08
>> because it really got attention.
00:48:09
>> Yeah, Conan threw him.
00:48:11
>> Jimmy Kimmel accidentally was there. He
00:48:13
wasn't the host. He shouldn't have been
00:48:14
there.
00:48:16
>> There was a big mess up.
00:48:18
>> Yeah, they should have told him ahead of
00:48:20
time and then they gave him that little
00:48:21
segment. I mean, it's that's that's just
00:48:23
bad form.
00:48:24
>> And they were he was like everyone's
00:48:25
like, "Dude, you're not hosting. Uh, why
00:48:29
are you here, Ra?" [laughter]
00:48:31
>> All right. Anybody else good at the
00:48:33
parties? No, it was just everyone from
00:48:35
the Oscars. But I swear to The whole
00:48:37
point was to talk to Chris Rock about
00:48:38
something for the summer. I He never
00:48:41
showed up. And then I saw Nikki Glazer,
00:48:44
of course, my buddy from uh the Caesar
00:48:47
shows, and she came when I left. I'm
00:48:50
such a colossal puss. I stayed up all
00:48:52
the way till 12. Heather's baffled. I
00:48:56
stayed at this thing till 12:00.
00:48:57
>> Must been a hell of a party to get
00:48:59
>> It was just getting going. I felt like I
00:49:02
was in some weird freakoff, but it was
00:49:05
really just every, [clears throat] you
00:49:07
know, guy was serious. Great party. It's
00:49:09
super fun. I took a picture in the
00:49:11
picture room. Thirsty. And then uh they
00:49:14
bring you back. Hey, we'll get a picture
00:49:17
for I don't know what. I don't think
00:49:18
they really
00:49:18
>> Hey guys, one more guys. Okay.
00:49:20
>> Hey guys, real quick.
00:49:23
That's you at the SNL 50th. You're like,
00:49:26
>> no magazine.
00:49:29
Me and Bill her and Dan Akroyd skipped
00:49:31
that little shin dick.
00:49:33
>> No, the [ __ ] New York Magazine photo
00:49:36
shoot.
00:49:36
>> Oh, that one where I was with Molly
00:49:38
Shannon, my best friend.
00:49:39
>> Yeah.
00:49:40
>> And I was I stole this jean jacket from
00:49:43
that shoot. That's all I
00:49:44
>> Yes. And Marcelo is mad at you and
00:49:45
quickly Marcelo did do Sebastian again.
00:49:47
And then Sebastian was there last night,
00:49:49
too. I should have asked him, but
00:49:50
>> it was funny.
00:49:52
>> It was. And Harry Styles then does
00:49:54
Sebastian. And the way he did it was
00:49:56
really funny cuz you don't expect it.
00:49:58
didn't see that part.
00:49:59
>> He was playing very kind of shy,
00:50:00
straight guy in some of the other
00:50:02
sketches and then in that one he got to
00:50:03
unload it and it was actually
00:50:04
>> Oh, did he get into it?
00:50:06
>> Made me laugh really hard.
00:50:07
>> Oh, that's a funny idea.
00:50:08
>> And of course, Marcelo is in the pocket.
00:50:10
He did he did another 4 foot vertical
00:50:13
leap over [laughter] somebody. I mean,
00:50:15
his physicality, you know, is amazing. I
00:50:18
mean,
00:50:19
>> yeah.
00:50:19
>> Yeah.
00:50:20
>> All right, we'll wrap up and then uh
00:50:22
>> thanks for um coming on. We're going to
00:50:24
start our regular podcasts in 5 minutes
00:50:26
and that will
00:50:27
>> Thanks everybody. This was a good test
00:50:28
run. This will never air. No one will
00:50:30
ever see it.
00:50:31
>> We understand now. It's supposed to be
00:50:32
interactive and we we want to see your
00:50:35
what you're saying. We couldn't really
00:50:37
We'll figure that out.
00:50:38
>> Have to get a zip drive cord.
00:50:40
>> Okay. People say bye-bye.
00:50:42
>> Very Don Felder. That must be you.
00:50:45
>> Dana could be lead guitarist for the
00:50:47
Eagles. Good job.
00:50:49
Uh and that's it. Keep doing it. We like
00:50:51
it. And uh testing one, two.
00:50:54
>> Thank you for
00:50:56
>> Yeah, now they're just getting there
00:50:57
cramming it in. Uh okay, Dana, it's nice
00:51:00
meeting you. I will see you around the
00:51:02
uh campus.
00:51:03
>> Yeah, I'll I'll be over in about 10
00:51:04
minutes.
00:51:05
>> Okay. [clears throat]
