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Hey, you know what? Where are they?
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Upstairs.
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>> Office. Do you see any of them?
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>> We're on in 2221.
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>> We're live right now, fool.
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>> No, we're not, are we?
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>> Yeah, we are. All this has gone out.
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>> I thought it was going backwards.
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>> Literally, Putin is listening to this.
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They don't even know they're live.
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Shivishi Spade is all in black again.
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>> Spade's looking like a disaster. We went
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out late. I went to one of those Oscar
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parties and uh not much to report, but I
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did see a few people from the Oscars.
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It's really like the namerop Olympics.
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So, I will maybe spare people because
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it's literally just a party with
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everyone comes over from that.
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>> What's your You got a hot hot take. I
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mean, we promised we promised a hot
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take. It was in the by line. I went so
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on the week well I didn't I just went to
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Gio series party that's probably the
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best one and um it's a little late so
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it's a little desperate and thirsty to
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go because it's late but I went over
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there I had my hair blow dried.
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>> Did it look as good as it does now?
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>> It looked a little slicker. This is me
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sleeping on my face for 9 hours.
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>> What?
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Uh, but I saw a lot of people like
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Jacob.
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You know who that is?
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>> Oh, the the Frankenstein guy and also
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the Weathering Heights guy. Talk about
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his favorite. The hottest guy in the
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world.
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>> And he was super tall.
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>> So, he had that covered.
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>> What does this one do?
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>> Yeah. Big stars. Big star alert.
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Uhoh. Do yours.
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>> Uh, all right. Well, this
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>> people don't know how high fivei this
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is.
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>> Oh, that's someone if you don't like
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them. If they're not a big star.
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>> Well, this is more like if like say the
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start of our live podcast that's global
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right now, if it ever starts maybe this
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is my review of the start.
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>> I know so far we've lost 1 million
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viewers
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>> because of our tepid takes. We promised
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tepid takes on the
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>> I've got hot takes. Here's a hot take.
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>> [ __ ] Yeah. Okay. there. It's so invogue
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for women and the pressure on women to
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be so slender that a lot of women's
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bodies were so slender that their heads
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look gigantic.
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>> Oh, lollipop disease.
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>> Lollipop. Yeah,
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>> cuz they get a little of that. Yeah.
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>> Well, why do they have to show skin and
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have their panties on and dresses
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falling off and the men are just in a
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tuxedo from 1972? I thought the feminist
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movement accomplished something. No,
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it's celebrating bodies, Dana. You don't
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get it.
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>> No, I'm I'm To each his own. I'm just
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saying. I'm just saying. I mean, you
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didn't see Conan in, you know, with a
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low cut thing.
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>> I would like to see him in a in a
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rhinestone thong. That was sort of on my
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wish list last night.
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>> How did you know? How did you hear about
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the rhinestone thong? Cuz that rumor
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does about Conan
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>> cuz he wears him in regular life.
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>> Well, I'm not going to cosign that.
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>> No, listen to this. So, I saw I thought
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I'll tell you this. I thought Emma Stone
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looked great and I thought her dress I
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just read today it took 800 hours,
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Heather. I mean, are these fake numbers?
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800? Who makes that number up? It just
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sounds like
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>> She looked gorgeous now.
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>> Great. She always looks great.
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>> That's
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>> And she's married to an SNL guy.
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Borderline tiein.
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>> Right. That he was right.
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>> What part of SNL was he?
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>> I think he's a writer. I think he's a
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producer. Oh, okay. Well, that's that's
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a
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>> they were front row and center.
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>> Were they could they see could they see
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Timothy Shalomé?
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>> I know. Shamalmingdong who I was about
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to say my first out takeake is he's
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starting to look like a lordy. Those two
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guys have a similar look.
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>> Well, once you go kind of Beatles 63
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forward. Oh, well. Yeah. A little bit
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little bit.
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>> Yeah. Split screen ruins it. Um, little
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mustache, messy kind of hair, moppy
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toppy,
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>> a shallom, and a and a jord. What's his
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last name?
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>> Lordy.
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>> Lordy, I think.
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>> Oh, Lordy.
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>> Yeah, that's what every girl says.
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That's what I say when I see him.
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>> That will get old if it hasn't already.
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>> You owe me.
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>> But a Shalamé stepped in [ __ ] remember
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it was kind of a blown out of proportion
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story about ballet.
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>> No one cares about opera and ballet. I
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think that was he but he was talking to
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Matthew McConna who was kind of like
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pulling out those quotes, you know, rad.
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>> Yeah, I think just trying to be funny
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and [ __ ] like who cares? But it did sort
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of blow up because
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>> it is a rude thing to say. But the
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funniest part, I didn't know Misty
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Copelan from the ballet was there last
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night. I thought it would be fist to
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cuffs. I thought she would throw down.
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That would have made it a little more
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interesting.
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>> Yeah, you need you need fist fights in
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general mayhem to kind of trend. Okay,
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we have someone has said that Delroy
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Lindo was robbed. I do really like that
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guy. Was that what for best supporting
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actor for Sinners?
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>> Yeah, I I do like that guy. Who did win
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it? What do I got? A photographic
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memory.
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>> What was that supporting? That might
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have been Shawn Penn.
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>> Sean Penn also. Then that this person
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says Shan Penn doesn't deserve it. But
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>> Sean Penn was at Sh in Santa Monica.
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Where was Sean Penn smoking
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>> the New York Times says he he was in
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Ukraine.
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>> [ __ ] He's on that Southwest flight
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again. God damn, that's a hike. Ah, I
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don't think it was Southwest, but he
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was, you know, I mean, he could have
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been he could have been right next to
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Timothy Shalamé. He could have he could
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have hung out with like Justin Bieber. I
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mean, he could have he could have said
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hello to to Delroy Lindo. Instead, he's
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in uh Kiev. So, he's the coolest. He
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wins,
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>> dude. Maybe he got tired of being called
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a burnt carrot or whatever they called
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him last. Nikki
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>> went into him. Yeah, cuz he's got that
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white hair now and he's just like in the
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back. But he's always like, "I hope I
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don't win. I'm angry at the awards. I'm
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>> shouldn't be here."
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>> Yeah. And just someone who just has
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apparently no vanity. Like he's Hey,
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Sean. Uh, do you want to put some
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sunscreen on? Uh, I'm good. You know,
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it's like he's the coolest because he
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doesn't care.
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>> I do sort of envy that cool [ __ ] they
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have. Bonito is kind of like that, too.
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He doesn't give a fat [ __ ]
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>> They don't give a [ __ ] about these award
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[ __ ]
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>> But what's happening in Ukraine now? Is
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there a new Dave and Busters opening?
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what's going on over there because it
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feels like I don't see any Ukraine pins.
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I'm not in the know of what the latest
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is.
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>> Well, it's a little bit off the
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headlines. There's been another conflict
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nearby and you know, so Mhm. You've
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heard it.
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>> Yeah. Was there a lot of politics last
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night or not? Cuz I would kind of dip in
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and out even though I'm studying it.
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>> Politics.
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When Oh, yeah. When are we going to
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host? Some viewer just said, "When are
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we hosting Dana?" That's a tough gig
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though, I have to say.
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>> No. And to to Conan, kudos to Conan. You
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know, he always comes prepared and he
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had a good time and he killed it. But
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you do see how, you know, you're working
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kind of a corporate date. It's not like
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a normal and Conan's working it out in
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clubs and stuff and it's just that the
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Oscars. So, he's tagging things and
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keeping them engaged. What do you
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think's working? You'll like it later,
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you know. So, he kept
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>> complicated,
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>> really alive. And then the cold opening
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was uh really inspired and worked great.
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>> I thought that was interesting. Yeah,
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one of these dudes I know did that. He
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said I did the cold opening and I
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directed it and then I didn't um I and
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then when I saw it I was like, "Oh yeah,
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it's actually very complicated." Because
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going into the movies like Billy
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Crystal, I always like that. That's one
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of the best things.
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>> Yeah, Billy did that a lot. And this is
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the in that that spirit
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>> and dressed. Is that Amy Madigan? Cuz I
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didn't see
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>> Amy Madigan and Conan actually.
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>> That's a hilarious look. Hilarious.
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>> Yeah, because Conan can wear red hair
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matches his skin anyway. So, he looked
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very funny.
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>> That was uh you know pre-taped pre-taped
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city and then he
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>> but the kids running and this then they
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got animated and K-pop.
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>> I thought that was clever. It was in the
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rearview mirror. It's probably hard to
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do all that. Then they run through. So
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that's a fake Conan running through
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>> I think so.
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>> And then he just pops out. Yeah. He
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can't turn it around that fast.
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>> Yeah.
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But they were excited to see him. And
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here, let me see if I can think of my
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jokes I liked.
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>> Let me see. Um,
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>> you've got to have a one joke.
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>> AI joke. I liked when he said, "I'll be
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the I'm the last human host. It's all AI
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after this because it's going to
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YouTube." I like the YouTube commercials
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popping up.
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That's what we're going to have in a
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minute. YouTube commercials, which I
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like.
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>> Yeah. And at the very end, if you stayed
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for the very end, Conan suddenly is in a
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short film with Jim Downey, our friend,
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the writer from SNL,
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>> our boss,
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>> and he says, "You're going to be host
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for life." And takes him down this
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hallway, kind of like severance, into
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this nondescript office. And then
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Conan's just all relaxed. And then
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poison gas comes through and they put
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him in a crematorium. And then they say,
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"Next year it's going to be Mr. Beast."
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>> Yeah. Now Dana, you know if you saw the
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movies, which I
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>> actually didn't, but one battle that's
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the end of one battle.
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>> So I won't say I won't say how it is,
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but when he
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>> when Downey walked in, I was like, "Oh,
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this is a good this is what he's going
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to do office."
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>> Operating on other lines.
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>> Yeah, it was a direct
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>> frame by frame of the end. But they
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could have gotten out early actually
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because the Oscars were over. Once
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Downey came in, I go, "Oh, this is a
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good idea. He's going to do take him
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into the office." But Downey, it's great
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to see if for everyone at home when I
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got hired, he was part of the hiring
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process. He was my writer, head writer,
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so my direct boss,
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>> and I was always trying to impress him.
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Jim, did you read good gap good girls?
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And he's like, yeah.
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He would always go in his office cuz
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everybody was hounding him.
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>> I know. He would lock himself in his
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office. Schneider would sleep out front.
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>> COME ON. COME ON. Open up.
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>> Hey.
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>> Making copies. Making copies.
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>> Okay. Here's another joke. Ted Sarandos
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is the first time he's been inside our
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theater.
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>> Yeah. And Ted really laughs.
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>> I like Ted laughing at that. Yeah. Well,
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you know, when he's doing a monologue
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and that [ __ ] camera comes and the
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guy sits there and goes like this, you
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go, "Oh, [ __ ] Am I in the monologue?"
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Um, how am I going to react?
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I'd be like this.
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I hate jokes about me. Here's another
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one. Oh, the F1 joke. Brad Pit. They fig
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the plot of the movie is they figure out
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the way to win is to go faster.
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>> It was a nice one.
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>> That was a nice one.
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>> Simple.
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>> He pretty much landed very consistently.
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What's pedophile? Oh, I don't Maybe I
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didn't get it.
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>> Oh,
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>> we had a pedophile joke.
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>> Pedophile jokes are a tough cell.
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>> That's a tough category.
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>> Tough category in general.
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>> Yeah. I mean, Carlin had a whole album
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on it, but that's a whole another time.
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>> Why can't I read anything I wrote?
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>> Oh, when we did Oh, I will say a tight
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trim if you must is a really [ __ ]
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lukewarm.
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>> You're editing the Oscars now.
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>> Yeah, 100%. because it
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>> was only three and a half hours.
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>> It was 3:40, I think.
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>> Like the longest in history, right? It
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could have been.
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>> I mean, the first hour there was
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probably one big award. It was
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supporting or something. But when you
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get into which Farley and I were
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assigned, is the if you're barely making
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the Oscars, which we were, it was short
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film and maybe animated something
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>> or animated shorts. I mean, honestly,
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they should either do it, this sounds
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rude, do it like the Emmys where they do
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it the night before and do some of these
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categories to whip it into a two and a
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half hour show.
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>> More time maybe even for the speeches,
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but if that's what people like best, but
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man, those some of those categories.
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>> Yeah, you're just so specific. They had
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best focus movie, best in focus movie
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people on stage.
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>> Oh, the best movie that stayed in focus.
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>> Yeah. And there was like I didn't even
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know it was a new category and they
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showed how and it was like regular focus
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and then extra extra and they got the
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award and there was 20 people on the
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stage and their moms came up and that
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was about a 15-minute segment, you know.
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So
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>> yeah, I did like when she said all the
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women stand up even though they didn't
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really show a good shot of the front of
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like all the girls standing up. Were you
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there? Did you hear that?
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>> I Yeah. The the thing that went to my
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brain, maybe I'm from another era, but I
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said, "Could would would could a dude
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could a guy say all the men stand up?"
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>> And then would you stand up?
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>> Just the men stand up. Yeah.
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>> Well, I would stand up and they go, "You
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count for two with all your alpha men."
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>> Oh my god. All that alphaness and
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testosterone.
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>> I'll just Yeah. DHT. You name it.
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>> If I host, I'm going to say, "All the
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men stand up and now flex."
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>> Yeah. All the men stand up and now and
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now take your pants off and your shirts
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and your suits off
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>> and drop for 10.
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>> By the way, Channing Tatum looked like
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he was melting. Am I crazy? When he was
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up there,
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>> it was hot up there.
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>> Maybe that's a rude comment. I like
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Channon Tatum, but um
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>> No, there was a lot of moisture on
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people.
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>> Something was going on.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay. What else can I tell you?
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>> Um I can't read my own writing.
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>> Well, take a more Oh, when they take a
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movie and turn it scary. I think that's
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a good trick in a movie. Like if we ever
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did a grown-ups and it's all like fun
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and games and then there's like a murder
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>> and then we're like running and we're
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trying we're stuck somewhere on like at
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the lake house.
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>> That's always kind of cool that you're
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taking I think that's was that what
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weapons was or that what sinners was
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where you don't know where it's going?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't start out as dark
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as it gets. And then with Weapons, it's
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sort of lightly weird comedy throughout,
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>> you know, but just on the edge. I mean,
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basically, I thought the only light
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movie kind of was F1. I mean, all the
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movies were kind of dark. And I talked
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to Brad Pitt about that last night and I
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said, "Next time you make F1, have
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something kind of dark happen." And he
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said, "That's a good plan.
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I go, "Thanks, Brad."
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>> Cliff Booth will be there. You think
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he'll be up next year for Cliff Booth?
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Spin-off of Once Upon a Time.
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>> What' that guy say to you, Spade?
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>> I like when he tells Bruce Lee. Well,
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you're not fighting tough guys.
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Then he has to beat his ass.
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>> I think you're to Bruce Lee. I think
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you're a little man with a big mouth and
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you would be nothing but a stain on
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Cashious Clay's trunks.
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>> Hey, how about we have a little fight?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> Best out of two. Nothing to the face.
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Who first gets put on their butt? That's
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a great plan, Kato. And he takes off air
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piece. So, that movie wasn't nominated
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this year, but that's that's a
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masterpiece. But let's give a little
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love to Paul Thomas Anderson for
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>> because he never won before. And I
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looked at it. Magnolia, there Will Be
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Blood, Phantom Thread.
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>> He didn't win for There Will Be Blood.
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>> Nope. Nominations up the wazoo.
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>> [ __ ] [ __ ]
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>> He won. He had a great tuxedo. He's very
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um he comes across, you know, kind of uh
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humble and sort of shy, you know, and uh
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and he makes these kind of intense
00:16:12
movies.
00:16:13
>> I wonder how tough he is on set. You
00:16:15
know what I mean? A lot of these
00:16:16
directors are [ __ ] tough, but he
00:16:18
whipped out a good uh performance.
00:16:21
I saw the female lead, Infinity Chase. I
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saw her out somewhere.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Stunner.
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>> Well, yeah. I mean, every anyone can
00:16:30
have a a temper. I think when um
00:16:33
>> Oh, I've got one.
00:16:34
>> I think when uh Michael B. Jordan won,
00:16:38
>> they cut away to Conan because I think
00:16:41
um Paul Thomas Anderson grabbed him,
00:16:43
tried to hold him from going on the
00:16:45
stage cuz he thought Leonardo DiCaprio
00:16:47
should have won
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>> and then they escorted him out. You
00:16:50
know, I like people that don't know what
00:16:52
part of this is true. Anna Wintor came
00:16:54
out. And I know you were excited about
00:16:56
that, but I felt like maybe no one
00:16:58
outside that building knew her, but you
00:17:00
know, in the general public,
00:17:02
she looked like she looked like she had
00:17:04
my wig on from the benchwarmer sequel,
00:17:06
which we haven't done yet.
00:17:07
>> Well, it's the coolest haircut in a
00:17:09
sense that this is Anna Winter Tour, our
00:17:12
tower fashion that it just covers all
00:17:15
the way like this. It's like she's in a
00:17:17
a little tiny cave and you know, you see
00:17:19
her eyes. It's like
00:17:21
>> like the woman in the Incredibles with
00:17:23
the black hair. and Anne Hathaway looked
00:17:25
great. First of all, I guess Anna, if
00:17:27
she comes out, the idea came out to the
00:17:30
song Vogue funny. Gave her jokes. Um, I
00:17:34
think she had two jokes. They both
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seemed to work in my sophisticated ears.
00:17:41
>> Mhm.
00:17:41
>> And Anne Hathaway looked great again.
00:17:44
>> Yeah. It was a good hang. It was a good
00:17:46
hang.
00:17:47
>> Yeah. And in the in memoriam, it sounds
00:17:49
rude, but is anyone alive still? That
00:17:52
was probably 22 minutes.
00:17:55
It's uh it kept going and then people
00:17:58
are talking. I'm like, is it a new
00:17:59
category? It's like best dead person.
00:18:02
I'm like, this is then Barbara Stryand
00:18:04
came and I go, is this an award for
00:18:06
music? Nope.
00:18:09
>> When I first met Bob on the set, I'm
00:18:11
like, okay. Well, you know, my my
00:18:15
admiration for Robin Redford and his
00:18:18
career, but I I wish they'd shown his
00:18:21
films, you know, behind him, you know,
00:18:24
just because I don't think people
00:18:26
remember all the President's Men or
00:18:29
Three Days of the Condor, Butch Casting,
00:18:31
Sundance Kid or or The Way We Were and
00:18:34
the the Natural sound old the natural.
00:18:37
Uh when we say that is a to me old
00:18:40
school movie star didn't know much about
00:18:42
him see him in the movies stud great
00:18:45
looking good actor
00:18:47
>> and he's not on TikTok every day
00:18:49
>> you didn't see movie stars except maybe
00:18:52
at the Oscars maybe and that was it you
00:18:55
just didn't see him so they were like
00:18:57
aliens
00:18:58
>> okay let's read a few comments
00:19:00
>> interact more
00:19:01
>> oh we have comments
00:19:02
>> supposed to interact with this let's see
00:19:04
what they're saying
00:19:05
>> you know what a live stream is you're
00:19:06
supposed to interact more with it.
00:19:08
>> We got to interact with our
00:19:09
>> Well, this is
00:19:11
>> this is this is the first live stream
00:19:13
I've ever done and so I'm willing to
00:19:14
take instruction.
00:19:16
>> Yeah. Turn it over here. Let me see.
00:19:18
>> This is how we do
00:19:21
>> Aiden Ross thing. Hang on. Okay. I
00:19:25
didn't know the Oscars were on
00:19:26
yesterday. How is that helping us? Um,
00:19:29
River runs through it. That was Brad
00:19:33
Pitt and Robert Redford, right? Was it?
00:19:34
>> Yeah. Another one. Yeah.
00:19:37
Directed by Robert Redford.
00:19:39
>> Are you reading these? The great Waldo
00:19:41
Pepper.
00:19:43
And hi, David. Yeah, they should have
00:19:46
highlighted. I didn't know Redford was
00:19:48
this year. I guess he has to be.
00:19:51
>> Okay, here's some good.
00:19:52
>> Yes.
00:19:54
>> Oh. Oh, what about Nor McDonald?
00:19:57
Oh, Nor McDonald brought out two
00:20:00
feathers to discuss. My hair is a Oscar
00:20:03
worthy and uh
00:20:06
as heard the last two episodes of
00:20:08
Cynaphobe, they talk about Dicky Roberts
00:20:10
and Tommy Boy back to back. No. And
00:20:13
we're also rocking salon quality hair.
00:20:17
Am I wrong?
00:20:19
Uh
00:20:21
well, define salon cuz I I was not at a
00:20:23
salon. This is all me.
00:20:26
>> Do you remember when I did my first
00:20:28
commercial parody? No, Chia Head was my
00:20:30
first one.
00:20:31
That was the first one I wrote. Remember
00:20:33
Chiahead? And then they really made it.
00:20:34
And then there was one called Salon
00:20:36
because it was based on Vadal Sassoon,
00:20:38
Salon Finish, Salon Shine.
00:20:40
>> And it was just about if you say the
00:20:42
word salon enough, it makes your hair
00:20:44
better. It was so [ __ ] dumb. And then
00:20:46
they never reran it. And I was so livid.
00:20:49
>> I did one too. It was some kind of hair
00:20:51
weird commercial parody with Phil.
00:20:54
>> Yeah, those are good ones for the show.
00:20:55
It's a lot of jeans. We had Bad idea
00:20:58
jeans, which I loved. three-legged jeans
00:21:01
>> then they did mom jeans. Jeans is a
00:21:04
funny one.
00:21:06
>> Okay, here someone says that sinners
00:21:09
should have won.
00:21:10
>> Sinners could have won
00:21:11
>> this movie. Yeah,
00:21:13
>> best director one battle after another
00:21:15
was overrated.
00:21:16
H
00:21:17
>> Whoa. Shots [ __ ] fire.
00:21:20
>> Wow.
00:21:21
>> I was thinking maybe Sinners would have
00:21:23
won.
00:21:25
>> So, well,
00:21:26
>> it's maybe a coin toss at that point.
00:21:28
And again, I'm I just I'm always looking
00:21:30
for a sorry, senior alert. I'm looking
00:21:33
for a master and commander, you know, a
00:21:36
epic historical epic with Russell Crowe.
00:21:40
Twice numbers twice ships. Uh I'm
00:21:43
looking for, you know,
00:21:45
>> was Master and Commander good.
00:21:48
>> Incredible movie.
00:21:49
>> I love it.
00:21:50
>> Oh, good. You don't get it. Ships in the
00:21:53
19th century trying to outdo each other
00:21:55
in a second. Oh, who's the top three
00:21:57
Oscar hosts of all time? This is us
00:21:59
engaging.
00:22:00
>> Okay. Top three off top my head. Well,
00:22:03
we got to have Conan. He's our buddy and
00:22:04
he's great. He's, you know, um he's done
00:22:06
twice. Well, what are you? You're going
00:22:08
to throw Don't throw Con under the
00:22:10
>> No, I'm not. I'm just I just wanted to
00:22:11
be an point counterpoint. I have to
00:22:13
rough you up a bit. I would say Billy
00:22:15
Crystal because he was so good for so
00:22:17
long
00:22:18
>> and he did it so long. And I was there.
00:22:20
I was there sitting right next to Tom
00:22:22
Cruz when he came out as Hannibal
00:22:25
Lectar. They rolled into the Yeah. Um
00:22:29
>> that was smart. That was a good
00:22:30
>> So he did it like eight times. Conan is
00:22:32
only two right now.
00:22:34
>> Um was Carson in the 70s kind of or Bob
00:22:38
Hope, you know, Bob Hope in the old
00:22:40
timey days.
00:22:41
>> God, we're back.
00:22:42
>> Did it a lot. But I think I kind of
00:22:45
think that Billy Crystal
00:22:47
introduced that kind of level of
00:22:49
entertainment. Like he puts himself in
00:22:52
movies and it was like much more of a
00:22:54
big production. He came out on a horse,
00:22:56
you know.
00:22:57
>> Yeah.
00:22:57
>> I think Billy Crystal
00:22:59
>> Well, I do like I think Chris Rock did
00:23:00
it. I like him. I like uh Steve Martin.
00:23:03
>> Steve Martin.
00:23:03
>> Did he do it with Martin Short?
00:23:06
>> Um he did it with Alec Baldwin, I
00:23:08
believe.
00:23:09
>> Oh, really?
00:23:10
>> Can't believe my memory. I can't picture
00:23:12
him not doing it without with without
00:23:14
Martin Short.
00:23:15
>> I know. So, yeah, those guys I guess
00:23:17
your mind goes that who did it the most
00:23:20
times, you know.
00:23:21
>> Yeah.
00:23:22
>> Um,
00:23:22
>> is it not Conan next year because of
00:23:24
YouTube or is it undecided?
00:23:27
>> Um,
00:23:28
I think it's undecided. I'm
00:23:30
>> Mr. Beast.
00:23:33
>> Well, he's he's got two billion YouTube
00:23:36
followers, so it might be financially a
00:23:39
good thing. But I think that Conan is on
00:23:42
a roll. It seems like he owns it right
00:23:45
now and he should do it.
00:23:46
>> Maybe that
00:23:47
>> Let's do Buzzing Around
00:23:48
>> and then we could
00:23:49
>> And so and then I have something for you
00:23:51
after that.
00:23:51
>> Okay. Where's my buzzing around?
00:23:54
>> Right there.
00:23:55
>> This is I like how people go, "Oh, it's
00:23:58
not as smooth as normal." No, this is
00:24:00
exactly how shitty it is.
00:24:02
>> We try not to plan it.
00:24:04
>> We don't cut anything when we do it
00:24:05
because we're just screwing off. Okay,
00:24:06
Dana, we got to get you ready because
00:24:08
>> Mhm.
00:24:10
Hang on. Here we go. What do you What do
00:24:12
you got? We got It's time for Buzzing
00:24:14
Realms.
00:24:16
Buzzing Realm.
00:24:18
>> That That's not getting old yet, but it
00:24:20
it will. Where's my other one that goes?
00:24:24
>> Couldn't find it.
00:24:25
>> That's the classic.
00:24:27
>> Okay, I'm going to give you a scenario.
00:24:29
Ready?
00:24:29
>> Okay, give me a scenario.
00:24:32
>> No, let me read it. Okay.
00:24:35
Okay. This is buzzing. I'm the [ __ ]
00:24:38
worst. Here we go. Okay, it's time for
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00:25:15
impressions.
00:25:17
So are you driving? Are you at the
00:25:20
Oscars? What is your scenario?
00:25:22
>> Oh, well,
00:25:24
let's just put them watching the Oscars
00:25:26
or something. I don't know.
00:25:28
>> Great. Now, what do you want to do?
00:25:30
>> Is there a Trump in there? Is there a
00:25:32
Biden? Is there uh
00:25:33
>> but they they'd be good.
00:25:34
>> Patrick Stewart.
00:25:37
>> Patrick Stewart's not in in demand, but
00:25:39
I would love to. I mean, I'm a huge Star
00:25:40
Trek NextG fan, so
00:25:43
>> Okay.
00:25:43
>> Captain Bard. Yeah.
00:25:45
>> Okay.
00:25:46
>> I'll let you decide. You're the
00:25:47
>> Okay. All right.
00:25:48
>> Master and commander of this bit.
00:25:50
>> Okay. It's going to be messy, folks.
00:25:54
>> Sure.
00:25:55
>> Okay. Uh let's see. I'll put I'll start
00:25:59
it with Paul. Oh, look. Conan's on
00:26:01
there. is very tall. You know, this is
00:26:03
Paul McCartney.
00:26:04
>> There you go. Thanks,
00:26:07
>> Timothy. You know, I'm going to go to
00:26:08
the opera. I thought you might want to
00:26:10
go. You know, they're on the toes and
00:26:13
they twirl around. You know, it's better
00:26:15
than you think, you know. Yeah. Hey,
00:26:18
this is Timothy Shalamé. I'd like to do
00:26:20
that, man. I' I'd love to do that with
00:26:22
you, dude.
00:26:26
Pause.
00:26:27
>> Pause. Go ahead.
00:26:28
>> What are you enjoying the show? Uh,
00:26:30
President Trump
00:26:32
>> and former President Biden. Are you both
00:26:35
enjoying it?
00:26:37
>> We're enjoying it. It's the Oscars. The
00:26:39
Oscars doesn't get any bigger.
00:26:41
>> I could be nominated. I could do a lot,
00:26:43
you know. But the gas prices are coming
00:26:45
down. They're coming down. They're
00:26:47
coming down sooner than you would
00:26:49
believe, right?
00:26:51
>> Joe Biden.
00:26:53
>> Come on.
00:26:55
>> Come on.
00:26:56
Gas prices anybody's had. Get your facts
00:27:00
straight, Jack. My gas prices were lower
00:27:02
than yours any day of the week. Yeah.
00:27:05
And guess what? And by the way, the fact
00:27:08
of the matter is my gas prices were
00:27:11
lower than yours. Your gas prices were
00:27:14
high, Joe. They were high. Everybody
00:27:16
knows they were high. They were very
00:27:18
high. A lot higher than mine. And I'm
00:27:20
going to get them down. I'm going to get
00:27:21
my gas prices down. You're going to get
00:27:23
a billion gallons for 38 cents. You
00:27:26
heard me. A billion gallons. A liar. I
00:27:29
kind of know me do that. What do you
00:27:31
think? George W. Bush.
00:27:33
>> George Bush.
00:27:36
>> You guys talk funny.
00:27:42
>> That's 43.
00:27:44
>> That's George Push Jr.
00:27:46
>> He's 43, isn't he?
00:27:48
>> Is he? Or Yeah, he's 43. Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:51
Uh, Patrick Stewart or Captain Bard, how
00:27:53
you doing?
00:27:54
>> Here we go.
00:27:56
>> Make it show number one.
00:27:59
Captain Captain James Bond.
00:28:02
Is that
00:28:03
>> Sean? They're both Scottish. Good one.
00:28:06
Yeah. Uh, Mr. Leforge.
00:28:09
Mr. Leforge. Who the hell is Mr.
00:28:11
Leforge? Mr. Leforge. He's in the He's
00:28:14
in the room. He's like Scotty. He takes
00:28:16
care of the engines, right, Joe? Yeah.
00:28:18
He takes care of all the engines. It's
00:28:20
just better than anyone's ever done it.
00:28:23
I'm not getting around here. Come on.
00:28:26
And
00:28:26
>> And sing.
00:28:29
The only thing I'll add is when they
00:28:30
come into Star Trek, they go, they open
00:28:32
the doors.
00:28:34
>> Yeah.
00:28:36
>> Okay.
00:28:36
>> Make a show. Make a show. Number one,
00:28:38
>> folks, that was buzzing around.
00:28:41
>> I think the comments are there's they're
00:28:43
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>> Yes.
00:29:05
>> I just have to tell you, Dana, there's
00:29:07
something I'm excited about.
00:29:10
>> Now, you remember we talked about Jury
00:29:13
Duty, the show?
00:29:14
>> Oh, yeah.
00:29:15
>> Season one. Yeah.
00:29:16
>> Yeah.
00:29:16
>> And that one I saw it on Tik Tok
00:29:20
>> and then it was kind of a word of mouth
00:29:21
thing. It it blew up. It was funny
00:29:25
>> and uh it actually all pulled together
00:29:27
which I was shocked they pulled that
00:29:28
thing together.
00:29:30
>> Uh and I was like I will they do it
00:29:33
again and they did
00:29:35
>> and cool. I think that's very cool.
00:29:38
>> It it was set in a courtroom the first
00:29:39
time and uh
00:29:41
>> this is going to be a company retreat.
00:29:43
>> H yeah.
00:29:45
>> Yeah. Jury duty presents company
00:29:46
retreat. It takes this groundbreaking
00:29:48
social experiment out of the courthouse.
00:29:51
Stay with me Dana. Yeah, I got it. And
00:29:53
drops it into the most relatable setting
00:29:55
ever, the company corporate retreat. And
00:29:58
if you've ever survived that awkward
00:30:00
team building exercises or a trust fall
00:30:02
with co-workers, you you know the vibe.
00:30:05
>> Yeah. I mean, this is an inspired idea,
00:30:08
I got to say, after jury duty to put it
00:30:10
in a company retreat. This season
00:30:12
follows Anthony, a real temp hired by
00:30:15
Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce for their
00:30:18
annual retreat.
00:30:19
>> Right there. They should figure it out.
00:30:20
rocking grandma's hot sauce.
00:30:22
>> Yeah, I know. It's except he has no idea
00:30:25
the entire thing is staged around him.
00:30:27
It's it's a workplace comedy meets
00:30:29
hidden camera and uh it's unpredictable.
00:30:33
It's authentic. It's so full of heart.
00:30:35
The stakes are higher. The laughs are
00:30:37
bigger and it still celebrates the
00:30:40
goodness in people. And here's the wild
00:30:42
part. Rock and grandma's hot sauce.
00:30:44
They're actually making it.
00:30:46
>> Okay.
00:30:46
>> And the flavors will be available on
00:30:49
Amazon.
00:30:49
>> Oh my god. But I wonder if they started
00:30:51
that first or if they they just made up
00:30:54
that name and then it sounded funny and
00:30:56
but it's going to get a lot of
00:30:57
attention. But you know this thing
00:31:00
>> I'm kind of glad they didn't do it in
00:31:01
the courtroom again cuz someone would
00:31:03
figure that out. I would think
00:31:05
>> Oh, I don't think they could do it in
00:31:06
the courtroom. I think that company
00:31:08
retreat is uh the next best one. Yeah,
00:31:11
>> it's hard to think of where to do it but
00:31:12
they did a good job. So looking forward
00:31:14
to that.
00:31:15
>> Me too. Streaming on Prime Video March
00:31:18
20th. Was
00:31:21
that Back to Us? Oh, I was going to do a
00:31:23
costume change.
00:31:25
>> Wow, that was like That was amazing.
00:31:27
That That was a seven minute commercial.
00:31:29
I did I did nine minutes of the
00:31:32
characters talking and then we did a
00:31:33
seven minute commercial. That's half the
00:31:35
podcast. And we're supposed to engage
00:31:37
with fans. We're live to
00:31:40
>> No, Biden and Trump were still talking
00:31:42
during that commercial. H Joe. Hey. Uh,
00:31:46
let's do um this. They asked if you
00:31:49
could do
00:31:50
>> the earthquake Japanese
00:31:52
>> coming to the Oscars.
00:31:54
>> Oh, wait. What is he doing?
00:31:55
>> We'll be watching the Oscars. Oh,
00:31:58
>> okay. Dana, if there was an earthquake
00:32:00
in Japan during the Oscars.
00:32:02
>> Yeah. This is a Japanese man in an
00:32:04
earthquake and he's talking to his
00:32:06
friend and they're talking about the
00:32:07
Oscars.
00:32:08
>> Okay, here we go.
00:32:16
He's having a good time.
00:32:23
Uh
00:32:23
>> oh.
00:32:44
GO.
00:32:53
>> It's over that fast. That was good.
00:32:56
>> Well, I was hoping.
00:32:57
>> He's okay now, though, right?
00:32:59
>> He's okay.
00:33:04
Oh,
00:33:05
he went off. What an idiot.
00:33:09
>> You're off screen. Something happened.
00:33:12
>> I don't know. Now it's just you on the
00:33:14
screen.
00:33:15
>> Yeah, the way I planned it. Woo. I got
00:33:17
to box over here. I got to go in this
00:33:20
box.
00:33:21
>> You guys got me excited.
00:33:23
>> Oh no. The millions of people online are
00:33:25
freaking out. They're like, "Oh my god,
00:33:27
everything went haywire."
00:33:29
>> I know. Oh, well,
00:33:30
>> we don't have to get off yet. We're
00:33:31
still talking, right?
00:33:33
>> Oh, I'll tell them.
00:33:34
>> They're asking about the Bus Boys
00:33:36
trailer drop today.
00:33:37
>> Mhm.
00:33:38
>> Bus Boys trailer. D, I got to get you to
00:33:40
watch it. I'll send it to you.
00:33:42
>> Okay. I'm just going to be on.
00:33:45
>> Yeah. Are you going to figure out how to
00:33:46
get back on? I'll just keep venting.
00:33:47
>> I wouldn't know how to get back on
00:33:48
without
00:33:51
>> And what did he do? What happened?
00:33:52
>> I don't know. Live tech problems.
00:33:54
>> This thing fell down and then it went up
00:33:56
and I was I disappeared. Was it a real
00:33:58
earthquake?
00:34:00
>> Yeah, it was. And it was a real uh
00:34:02
Japanese person. Oh, I have to go out
00:34:04
and come back. Okay.
00:34:05
>> Yeah. I have to leave your house.
00:34:08
>> Be incredibly entertaining. Okay.
00:34:10
>> Okay. I'll tell about the Bus Boys. So,
00:34:12
we just put the trailer up. Now, people
00:34:14
are asking about that. Okay. We put the
00:34:15
trailer up. Bus Boys comes out in
00:34:18
theaters. So, you can go buy a ticket
00:34:19
now if you go to Bus Boys movie. That's
00:34:22
the uh website.com. Bus Boys movie.
00:34:26
We're in some theaters. Um, we posted
00:34:30
the trailer this morning and now we're
00:34:32
already filling up the theaters. So, I
00:34:34
love it. So, if you want to go buy a
00:34:35
ticket, go to Buzz Boys movie and uh
00:34:38
watch the trailer.
00:34:40
And it's a little R-rated and offensive,
00:34:42
but sometimes that's the way we like it,
00:34:44
right?
00:34:45
>> Okay, I'm back.
00:34:46
>> Oh, good. How's my commercial?
00:34:48
>> Oh, I I leaned in. talking about it. But
00:34:53
um we'll make you watch the trailer and
00:34:55
then we'll
00:34:55
>> I got excited. And then the just for
00:34:57
people worried, Japanese man is
00:35:00
perfectly fine.
00:35:01
>> Everything's fine. We Listen, when you
00:35:03
do bits like this and you make a
00:35:05
hilarious omelette, you break some eggs.
00:35:08
>> Yeah, exactly.
00:35:09
>> You pulled out your Wi-Fi, your Fiji
00:35:11
cord, your zip check,
00:35:13
>> your module,
00:35:15
>> your squazo.
00:35:16
>> You're actually No one No one would
00:35:18
believe this. You're smarter than me.
00:35:20
And you also know more about this tech
00:35:21
than I do. I have had to thank God. But
00:35:23
I don't know how to do any of this.
00:35:25
>> Well, it's cuz I don't have um someone
00:35:27
right next to me helping me. So, I'm not
00:35:30
like crippled by just always being
00:35:32
helped. So, I had to figure it out. I'm
00:35:35
my own tech person. Don't be
00:35:38
>> Take that part out. Take it out. What he
00:35:40
said. It's too mean.
00:35:41
>> Well, look at all those movie stars in
00:35:44
the audience. How many of them have
00:35:45
people helping them with tech issues? Or
00:35:48
is, you know, Shalamé.
00:35:49
>> I can't get this.
00:35:50
>> I'm sorry, Kardashian girlfriend. I
00:35:53
can't get the Wi-Fi working.
00:35:56
>> I like Shalamé. I like his pingpong
00:35:58
movie. Oh, I saw Mr. Wonderful. You know
00:36:01
what he was wearing?
00:36:03
>> Heather will love this. He's wearing,
00:36:06
you might not know this, but he bought
00:36:07
he invested in uh trading cards, right?
00:36:10
So, I think he bought a Kobe
00:36:13
>> LeBron or a Kobe Jordan sign card.
00:36:16
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:17
>> And he had it around his neck.
00:36:18
>> That's what he was wearing.
00:36:19
>> That $10 million card.
00:36:21
>> Oh, really?
00:36:22
>> Heather's horrified.
00:36:23
>> Hilarious. I go, I wouldn't wear it. You
00:36:25
know how fast someone ripped that off
00:36:27
your neck?
00:36:27
>> He needs to go away.
00:36:29
>> It's cool.
00:36:30
>> I like that expression. He needs to go
00:36:33
away.
00:36:33
>> Says he needs to go away.
00:36:35
>> That's a great way great way to look at
00:36:36
everything.
00:36:37
>> Uh I ran into uh Travis and Taylor
00:36:43
last night.
00:36:44
>> They were there at the party party.
00:36:46
Sydney Sweeney does her own tech. These
00:36:48
[ __ ] comments, don't read them
00:36:50
anymore.
00:36:50
>> Oh, cuz she's
00:36:52
>> I don't want to hear that. She's funny.
00:36:53
>> She's from Spokane, Idaho. She's a
00:36:56
mountain girl boy. I man, whatever. She
00:37:00
>> Speaking of which, you know who looked
00:37:01
great last night? Zenaia.
00:37:03
>> Thank you. Thank you.
00:37:04
>> Wasn't she a stunner?
00:37:06
>> She Yeah, she looked cool. Let me see
00:37:09
who else
00:37:09
>> to me more. I will say
00:37:11
>> to me more. I loved that she had kind of
00:37:13
this camouflage b plants, right? So,
00:37:16
it's like she was looking over some
00:37:19
plants.
00:37:20
>> Yeah, I thought it was cool.
00:37:21
>> She just had a big bush.
00:37:22
>> You know, I will say that.
00:37:25
>> I know. I got to
00:37:26
>> I liked uh Demi Moore's outfit the best.
00:37:30
Not not saying Demi Moore, but if they
00:37:32
change the name next year to the Ozmpic
00:37:34
Olympics, it might have the same effect
00:37:36
because I I've heard men and women are
00:37:40
just micro doing
00:37:42
OZ and it's just like a new thing to
00:37:45
they're like, I just want to lose a
00:37:46
couple pounds. I just want to lose a
00:37:48
little bit of muscle, bone, and tissue.
00:37:51
>> It's
00:37:54
it's getting in my way. It's in the
00:37:55
peptide family and there's 18 new
00:37:58
peptides coming out because Robert
00:38:00
Kennedy Jr. wanted to release them.
00:38:03
>> These are things they'll take your brain
00:38:06
younger if you have an injury. You and
00:38:09
you it'll heal you and
00:38:11
>> jack me up.
00:38:12
>> Uh up or off? No. Go ahead.
00:38:17
>> Dana why Dana Michael Carvey? I was
00:38:21
channeling David Phineas Spade
00:38:25
>> and your sister is a great musician,
00:38:29
Phineas.
00:38:30
>> Kate Spade? Oh,
00:38:32
>> no, not Kate Spade. You know, you know.
00:38:34
>> Oh, I was Billy Isish in that scenario.
00:38:37
>> My mother's name was Billy. Good night.
00:38:41
>> What other big headlines are going on?
00:38:45
>> Peptides are all the rage. Everyone's
00:38:47
taking OMPIC for their brain and every
00:38:49
other thing. In summary,
00:38:51
>> well, I think the trend is this. Okay.
00:38:53
>> Yes.
00:38:54
>> So, we got AI taking all the jobs. All
00:38:58
right. We got OMICs, GLPs, and peptides
00:39:02
making everybody rail thin. So, it's
00:39:04
going to be a bunch of incredibly skinny
00:39:07
people with no job just wandering around
00:39:09
and being so so lost they don't they
00:39:12
lose language. They'll just BE ON THE
00:39:14
BEACH.
00:39:16
>> YEAH.
00:39:17
They lose muscle, fat, and language.
00:39:20
>> Yeah.
00:39:20
>> And skills.
00:39:23
>> I know people that are huffing. You
00:39:25
remember people used to huff paint.
00:39:27
>> Huff paint.
00:39:28
>> Now they're doing poppers and and not
00:39:31
It's not helium. What is it?
00:39:32
>> I'm closing with these.
00:39:34
>> You know what I'm talking about.
00:39:35
>> Yeah. That's
00:39:36
>> I forgot the name. Sniff.
00:39:38
>> They're not. Yeah. They're ripping
00:39:41
sniffers.
00:39:43
I sound like a cop in the they're
00:39:46
ripping sniffers. You on blackies,
00:39:48
yellow jackets, bing bongs, pop-tarts,
00:39:51
uppers, downers, greenies, beanies.
00:39:53
>> Do sunglasses make the cool factor go?
00:39:56
>> You look cool. I look cool in that
00:39:57
commercial.
00:39:58
You look like Sean Pent.
00:40:02
>> Yeah.
00:40:04
Oh, wait. Here we are. Indian man. Cuz
00:40:07
what? Let's break the Let's break the
00:40:08
worldwide web. Indian man in an
00:40:10
earthquake.
00:40:13
Oh boy.
00:40:17
>> Yelling at the elus.
00:40:26
>> All right. What are you reading a
00:40:28
comment that I'm canceled?
00:40:30
>> You know, I'm reading people asking
00:40:31
questions. Are those people?
00:40:33
>> I can't see any.
00:40:36
>> Are those people?
00:40:37
>> Okay.
00:40:39
Says Dana yelling at chilling out for
00:40:42
chips.
00:40:44
>> You mean the motorcycle TV show?
00:40:46
>> If Sean Penn can go to Ukraine, you can
00:40:49
make another Joer movie. Earthquakes are
00:40:51
everywhere today. You know what's funny?
00:40:53
This is a new thing. Thank you, Heather.
00:40:54
That's good. You don't have to break
00:40:55
your arms. She's trying to show me in
00:40:58
our
00:40:59
>> Right. Yeah.
00:41:00
>> Most [ __ ] And she's been sending me
00:41:03
messages. Yeah. When people say I've
00:41:06
heard people cuz in the news about
00:41:08
drones or attacks, they're like,
00:41:10
>> "Yeah,
00:41:11
>> people sort of get cocky and they go, I
00:41:13
work at Zara and it's such an American
00:41:15
company. I feel like we might get
00:41:16
bombed." And I'm like, "I think you're
00:41:18
okay." You know, people think that their
00:41:20
thing is so like such a huge target.
00:41:23
>> Like a target. Yeah.
00:41:24
>> Yeah. It might be like a port or it
00:41:26
might be a bridge, but you go I don't
00:41:28
know if it's going to Zara,
00:41:30
but I mean the Oscars, I could see why
00:41:33
they'd have extra security because it
00:41:35
would be such a great [ __ ] you to if we
00:41:38
lost, you know, the the most important
00:41:40
people in the world, celebrity,
00:41:44
but it would be like a very American
00:41:46
thing like a Super Bowl. That would be
00:41:48
if if just aliens came down and all
00:41:51
those people were taken to another
00:41:53
planet in that room. How long would it
00:41:55
take to bring new actors? And if
00:41:59
everyone that moved room just
00:42:00
disappeared, now what?
00:42:01
>> Yeah. How long would it take? And I'm
00:42:03
asking I'm asking the the uh people out
00:42:05
there, how long would it take to uh
00:42:08
replace all that talent in America? How
00:42:11
many people are waiting in the wings? It
00:42:14
would up the chances for Bus Boys to win
00:42:16
best movie next year. What if Bus Boys
00:42:20
still didn't get in after all those
00:42:21
people disappear?
00:42:23
>> What? What? Look, I'll take Look, you
00:42:25
could bet on anything. Poly Market. I'm
00:42:27
I'm going to say right now,
00:42:29
>> yeah,
00:42:30
>> that David Spade is going to get
00:42:32
nominated for an Oscar for his work in
00:42:34
Bus Boys,
00:42:35
>> for my rat tail wig in Bus Boys.
00:42:37
>> Yeah, I'm going to show you the trailer
00:42:39
after this and we're going to sit in a
00:42:41
room. I'm going to drive out there and
00:42:42
show it to you on my Instagram and then
00:42:44
it's in probably 50 100 theaters. So,
00:42:46
>> you should show it at the end of this.
00:42:48
>> Oh, I should show it.
00:42:49
>> You know, we'll show it.
00:42:51
>> I don't know if we can show it here. We
00:42:52
can show it when it goes on when we post
00:42:54
it.
00:42:55
>> All these rules of what you can show.
00:42:57
>> Well, I don't know if I know how to do
00:42:58
it. That's how stupid I You can go right
00:43:00
now to busboysmov.com and watch the
00:43:02
trailer or my Instagram and then
00:43:05
>> Bus Boys Instagram.
00:43:07
>> Yeah, it's bus movie though, right?
00:43:08
>> Can you see it on YouTube?
00:43:11
Yeah, I think so. Oh, no. Yeah,
00:43:15
>> sure.
00:43:15
>> Sure.
00:43:16
>> Jeez.
00:43:17
>> Bus Boys movie is the website Heather's
00:43:19
looking at right now.
00:43:20
>> Is this movie being hidden from the
00:43:22
public or something?
00:43:23
>> I know. I don't know. We We honestly
00:43:24
don't know what we're doing. It's
00:43:25
>> on YouTube.
00:43:26
>> We put our post up. It got like millions
00:43:27
of hits. Okay, you just go to YouTube.
00:43:30
Oh, Bus Boys official trailer.
00:43:33
>> Okay, good.
00:43:36
Okay, great. Oh, that's on Oh, it's on
00:43:38
Theo's. Yeah. I go on Theo's um thing.
00:43:43
>> YouTube channel.
00:43:44
>> Theo's YouTube channel. Yeah.
00:43:46
>> Okay.
00:43:47
>> Okay. Good. You'll see my rat tail. All
00:43:49
right. So, go to that and then uh we're
00:43:51
almost done here, right, Dana? What do
00:43:52
you want to talk about? Anything else?
00:43:53
>> I think so. I'm just excited about Bus
00:43:56
Boys. Millions of views for the trailer.
00:43:58
>> Millions of people saw the poster and
00:44:00
now
00:44:02
85,000 people shared it on the
00:44:04
Instagram. That's a lot for my
00:44:07
>> I don't want to jinx it, but I'll just
00:44:09
say this. When's the last time there was
00:44:12
a a really really
00:44:15
kind of big well like a silly comedy?
00:44:18
Like just a just a com It's like a '9s
00:44:21
movie in a sense, like just trying to be
00:44:24
funny. Or does it have any lesson in it?
00:44:28
>> The lesson is I mean we're buddies in
00:44:31
it. Um, it's just a buddy comedy. We're
00:44:35
bus boys. We We're kind of losers.
00:44:38
Sort of typical. We work in sewage. And
00:44:41
uh,
00:44:41
>> lovable losers go on an adventure.
00:44:44
>> Theo was hit by a car at a young age, so
00:44:47
he's kind of off,
00:44:48
>> a little off. And then at the end, I I
00:44:51
don't want to give it away, but this is
00:44:52
my guess is at the end they're offered
00:44:55
waiter jobs and they become waiters and
00:44:58
they're super happy.
00:44:59
>> You didn't read the script already, did
00:45:00
you? I I wrote the story.
00:45:03
>> That's funny. You think that? That's
00:45:05
funny.
00:45:06
>> Well, when you're a bus boy, you want to
00:45:08
become a waiter because that's where the
00:45:09
money is.
00:45:10
>> And I was a bus boy. I don't make movies
00:45:13
about it. I was
00:45:14
>> And my girlfriend leaves me for a
00:45:15
waiter.
00:45:16
>> And I'm like, we got to just be bus boys
00:45:18
for a couple days, then we'll be
00:45:19
waiters. It's so easy. And then we just
00:45:21
It's harder than we thought.
00:45:23
>> Okay. I'm guessing the plot.
00:45:26
>> No. And then it's so many twists and
00:45:28
turns, Dana. This movie is like
00:45:29
Inception. This movie is like um you
00:45:33
know Avatar. It's so many.
00:45:37
>> Do you at any time during the movie are
00:45:39
you cradling Theo's head and you and
00:45:41
you're slapping his face going they're
00:45:43
on their way dude. Just just just hang
00:45:45
in Buzz.
00:45:46
>> Hold in there. Don't go to sleep.
00:45:48
>> Yeah.
00:45:48
>> That's about 20 minutes of the movie in
00:45:50
the middle.
00:45:51
>> Do you ever scream at him at Theo and
00:45:54
point at him and and you're out in a
00:45:56
desert alone. You scream at him, plant
00:45:58
your foot, and go, "DON'T YOU QUIT ON
00:46:00
ME."
00:46:02
>> EDDIE,
00:46:04
>> YEAH. I go, "Don't you quit on me." And
00:46:06
then I go, "Uh, actually, we do all the
00:46:09
most difficult things, but it's
00:46:10
R-rated." So,
00:46:12
>> that's very enticing to
00:46:15
>> Rated.
00:46:17
>> Yeah, it's slightly offensive, but not
00:46:19
really. But, you know, it's sort of like
00:46:20
old school when you grew up and you go
00:46:21
to the theater with your stupid friends
00:46:23
and watch a movie. It's a small budget,
00:46:26
so don't look for big fireworks.
00:46:29
>> Funny doesn't cost money. People spend
00:46:32
so much money on comedy movies, and you
00:46:34
can make an incredible laugh for like a
00:46:37
nickel.
00:46:38
>> Fools. Okay. What's that?
00:46:40
>> Cordinally, I'll read this. David,
00:46:44
>> if someone had to pay a nickel for this
00:46:45
show, they wouldn't. That's the funniest
00:46:46
part. They go, I love your podcast.
00:46:48
Would you pay a nickel for it? No.
00:46:50
You're cordially invited on Prime was to
00:46:54
was so awesome.
00:46:56
>> What are you What's that?
00:46:58
>> Well, it's Was that something we did? Do
00:47:00
you read that, Heather? What does that
00:47:01
mean?
00:47:02
>> You know, someone just was telling you
00:47:03
our rated movies are back. Yeah, let's
00:47:05
do it.
00:47:05
>> Oh, Ricky Ricky Steniki. They liked I
00:47:07
Oh, Santino was in that
00:47:09
>> and I just golfed with Santino.
00:47:11
>> They were just making a point.
00:47:12
>> Yeah, Rrated movies are fun. I think if
00:47:14
it was on a streamer, great. If it's in
00:47:15
theaters, great. This one's in the
00:47:17
theaters for now. And then it'll go to
00:47:20
video number.
00:47:20
>> Well, eventually everything sits on the
00:47:22
metaphorical library shelf. Like every
00:47:25
you'll be able to
00:47:26
>> you'll be right next to Gone with the
00:47:28
Wind. Yeah.
00:47:30
>> What?
00:47:30
>> I don't know.
00:47:31
>> Oh. Oh, that one.
00:47:32
>> Yeah.
00:47:33
>> Well, what about Neil? Was he at the
00:47:34
Oscars? Is that the question?
00:47:35
>> Oh, yeah. People
00:47:36
>> Oh, yeah. Was Neon at the Oscars? I
00:47:38
>> think so. He was part of a documentary
00:47:40
that got nominated. I don't know if his
00:47:42
documentary won. Yeah. Nean was there
00:47:44
for reals. You see all the documentary
00:47:47
people screaming in the back every time
00:47:48
they mention documentary. That was a
00:47:49
good idea if they did that
00:47:51
>> because it really got attention.
00:47:52
>> Yeah, Kona threw him.
00:47:54
>> Jimmy Kimmel accidentally was there. He
00:47:56
wasn't the host. He shouldn't have been
00:47:57
there.
00:47:58
>> There was a big mess up.
00:48:01
>> Yeah, they should have told him ahead of
00:48:03
time and then they gave him that little
00:48:04
segment. I mean, it's that's that's just
00:48:06
bad form.
00:48:07
>> And they were he was like everyone's
00:48:08
like, "Dude, you're not hosting. Uh, why
00:48:11
are you here, Ra?"
00:48:14
>> All right. Anybody else good at the
00:48:16
parties? No, it was just everyone from
00:48:18
the Oscars. But I swear to The whole
00:48:20
point was to talk to Chris Rock about
00:48:21
something for the summer. I He never
00:48:24
showed up. And then I saw Nikki Glazer,
00:48:27
of course, my buddy from uh the Caesars
00:48:30
shows, and she came when I left. I'm
00:48:32
such a colossal puss.
00:48:35
>> I stayed up all the way till 12:00.
00:48:36
Heather's baffled. I stayed at this
00:48:39
thing till 12:00.
00:48:40
>> Must have been a hell of a party to get
00:48:42
>> It was just getting going. I felt like I
00:48:45
was in some weird freakoff, but it was
00:48:48
really just every, you know, guy was
00:48:51
serious. Great party. It's super fun. I
00:48:53
took a picture in the picture room.
00:48:55
Thirsty. And then uh they bring you
00:48:58
back. Hey, we'll get a picture for I
00:49:00
don't know what. I don't think they
00:49:01
really
00:49:01
>> Hey guys, one more guys. Okay.
00:49:03
>> Hey guys, real quick.
00:49:06
That's you at the SNL50. You're like
00:49:09
>> no magazine.
00:49:12
Me and Bill her and Dan Akroyd skipped
00:49:14
that little shin.
00:49:16
>> No, the [ __ ] New York Magazine photo
00:49:19
shoot.
00:49:19
>> Oh, that one where I was with Molly
00:49:21
Shannon, my best friend.
00:49:22
>> Yeah.
00:49:23
>> And I was I stole this jean jacket from
00:49:25
that shoot. That's all I had.
00:49:27
>> Yes. And Marcelo was mad at you and
00:49:28
quickly Marcelo did do Sebastian again.
00:49:30
And then Sebastian was there last night,
00:49:31
too. I should have asked him, but
00:49:33
>> it was funny.
00:49:35
>> It was. And Harry Styles then does
00:49:37
Sebastian. And the way he did it was
00:49:39
really funny because you don't expect
00:49:40
it. I didn't see that part.
00:49:41
>> He was playing very kind of shy,
00:49:43
straight guy in some of the other
00:49:45
sketches and then in that one he got to
00:49:46
unload it and it was actually
00:49:47
>> Oh, did he get into it?
00:49:49
>> Made me laugh really hard.
00:49:50
>> Oh, that's a funny idea.
00:49:51
>> And of course, Marcelo is uh in the
00:49:53
pocket. He did he did another 4 foot
00:49:56
vertical leap over somebody. I mean, his
00:49:59
physicality, you know, is amazing. I
00:50:01
mean,
00:50:02
>> yeah.
00:50:02
>> Yeah.
00:50:03
>> All right, we'll wrap up and then uh
00:50:05
>> thanks for um coming on. We're going to
00:50:07
start our regular podcasts in 5 minutes
00:50:09
and that will
00:50:10
>> Thanks everybody. This was a good test
00:50:11
run. This will never air. No one will
00:50:13
ever see it.
00:50:14
>> We understand now. It's supposed to be
00:50:15
interactive and we we want to see your
00:50:18
what you're saying. We couldn't really
00:50:20
We'll figure that out.
00:50:20
>> We have to get a zip drive cord.
00:50:23
>> Okay. People say bye-bye.
00:50:25
>> Very Don Felder. That must be you.
00:50:28
>> Dana could be lead guitarist for the
00:50:29
Eagles. Good job.
00:50:32
Uh and that's it. Keep doing it. We like
00:50:34
it. and uh testing one two.
00:50:37
>> Thank you for
00:50:39
>> Yeah, now they're just getting they're
00:50:40
cramming it in. Uh okay, Dana, it's nice
00:50:43
meeting you. I will see you around the
00:50:45
uh campus.
00:50:46
>> Yeah, I'll I'll be over in about 10
00:50:47
minutes.
00:50:48
>> Okay.
