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the Lombardi trophy.
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>> Any comers even though
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we will lose. Wait, is why are we not
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nominated?
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Are there nominations out? I don't Maybe
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I got everything. Maybe I read last
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year's on the left looks good, too. He's
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dialed in. Look at those American flag
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boots he's got on.
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>> I like these kids. And they should have
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their own show based on what I'm seeing.
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Like if this was if this was a live
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streaming show and you just call it
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Mullet. I have one that you might not
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want to watch. It's called Mr. Beiality.
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>> And what I do is
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>> Dana, here's my opening line.
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>> Okay.
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>> Do you ever walk down the street in LA
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wearing a puffer coat cuz it's cold and
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then you walk by some guy in shorts and
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you feel like a [ __ ] Yes.
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It happens to me too often. or a guy
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with a girl. They're both in shorts and
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they're snickering at me and I'm like,
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"Isn't it a little brisk? I'm feeling a
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chill."
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>> Well, look,
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>> embarrassing.
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>> I have like f I have like eight puffer
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jackets.
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>> Oh, yeah. You're
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>> And I've got some lightweight ones,
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heavier weight ones. And you know,
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they're adapt. So if people judge you,
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just they they can come see me
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>> because this fighting words, man,
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because you can unzip it. It's sort of
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light in a movie theater. You go to a
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movie, sometimes it's 45, 46 degrees.
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>> Sometimes, right? You ever been one
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that's like, "Are they going to show the
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movie where I can see my breath?" I
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mean,
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>> sometimes to make it look less like um
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not tough, I uh tie it around my waist
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>> with a double cinch.
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>> I don't know if that helps. Cinch it up.
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>> I think it's adorable.
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>> Anyway, welcome to the show. Uh
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>> welcome to the show. He's my guest.
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>> We're going to get to in a second the
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controversy over the iHeart Radio uh
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nominations.
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>> There's a huge controversy.
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>> Actually, we can start it. We can talk
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about it because it happens.
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>> It's no big deal. I'm not going to say
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anything. I mean, come on.
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>> Well, that ties into a few other things.
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The the the iHeart
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>> Comedy Podcast Award we won last year.
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We're up for it again. we alluding to.
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>> Well, wait a minute. You said you
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walkietalkied me because that's how we
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communicate.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That we were up for it again. 2026
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comedy podcast of the year.
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>> I think that's what I read. Yeah.
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>> I looked at it and I did not see our
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name on the nominations anywhere.
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>> Oh, so we're not
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>> Well, I don't want to cosign it
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completely. Uh, anyone want to look that
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up? But that's what I saw.
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>> Yeah. Yeah,
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>> there's podcast of the year and then
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there's comedy podcast.
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>> Yeah, I think podcast of the year is
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like la carist curistas
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with
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>> um
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>> let's put it this way. It's a it's a Amy
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Polar year who who's who we love so and
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welldeserved but yeah she's uh she's got
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like six seven nominations. They'll
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sweep it all. But but what about we
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should be up for comedy? Because I
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thought I saw Nikki Glazer, us and
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>> Well, could someone look that up then?
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One of us has to be wrong or right.
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>> Bill and Heather and a race to look it
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up.
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>> Yeah.
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>> But in the meantime, just to make sure
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that everyone knows who we're talking
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about. This is our award from last year.
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>> So, we right now are the defending
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champions. We we have the
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>> the Lombardi trophy.
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any comers even though
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we will lose. Wait, is when are we not
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nominated?
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Are there nominations out? I don't Maybe
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I got everything. Maybe I read last
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year's.
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>> Yeah, I think a lot of times that
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happens. You're reading 2025.
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>> Well, it sent me it was an article they
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said that
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>> it was an honor to be nominated and an
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honor to win. And now I guess it's an
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honor to not be nominated. I guess so. I
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don't know. It's an honor to just talk
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about being nominated. Good hang.
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>> Okay, here they are. Yeah,
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>> toast. Wait, it went away. Toast.
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Distractable.
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>> Distractable.
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>> What's that?
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>> Handsome. Or is that distractable?
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Hands. Handsome.
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>> Oh, handsome is with fortune.
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>> Okay. And then the basement yard.
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>> Can you read that? Mine went away.
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>> Oh, yeah. Uh, best comedy podcast of the
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year 2026. IHeart Radio. Good hang with
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Amy Polar. The toast with Jimmy Toast. I
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don't know the feel. Distractable.
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>> I will say handsome I know is fortune
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and she's a comedian with with her two
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friends and uh
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>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Tigaro fortune
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>> which ties me into the golden waves.
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Some comedy podcasts to me are about
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like murder and stuff. I think people
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jump over to sneak in a comedy category
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when they're not fully com I feel like
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if it's not like a comedian or a comedy
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person like a Jimmy Fallon vodka like it
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has to have some and some of these I
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don't think for sure they're I think
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>> yeah I mean in 2023 the comedy podcast
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of the year and I heartheart was son of
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Sam the entire season was dedicated to
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Son of Sam and I guess it was funny I
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don't know the categories get a little a
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little you know there's cuz you know
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>> they go we take a light-hearted look at
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grizzly murders that is one of them I
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won't say the name but I know
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>> you know what and I would like to see a
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podcast with this title or let's do it
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ourselves as an offshoot it would just
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be murder murder murder with exclamation
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points after each murder murder murder
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murder
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>> and then in parenthesis with jokes
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>> well murder can be funny
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>> well I will ask you did you and jumping
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golden gloves did you think one battle
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after another was a comedy.
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>> It was in musical or comedy, right?
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>> I would say I would say it's not a
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comedy, but that that it was in the
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comedy category really made me laugh.
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So, in a weird second degrees of
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whatever Kevin Bacon, it is a comedy
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because to call it a comedy is really
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funny.
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>> Well, I know that it's it was a great
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movie. Probably win all the movies at
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the Oscars. Uh
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>> I have thoughts about it.
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>> Right. Okay, go ahead. Because I thought
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at least and I did laugh at parts, but I
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if if I went in there think it was a
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comedy, that was not how I went in,
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>> right? Yeah. It's there were
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>> it's a drama, right?
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>> Elements. I would say if you look at um
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PTA, Paul Thomas Anderson, Magnolia, you
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know, there will be blood. So, the guy's
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brilliant, right? Boogie Nights was
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>> and I've talked to people, you know,
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everyone loves Kubric, you know, and and
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if you look at, you take a Quinton
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Tarantino, you take a Cohen brothers,
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great movies
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need to be seen more than once. So, I'm
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going to wait a little while and I'm
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going to watch one battle after another
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a second time and then I will give my
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thoughts on it because I do believe
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great movies that because it's a it's a
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handful. It's it's a big movie. There's
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a lot a lot of movie soak in.
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>> So, like once upon a time in Hollywood
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like I liked it the first time but the
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fifth time I was like in love with it.
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So, I'm going to withhold that. That's
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my hot take.
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>> And I will say that I love Bonio Del
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Toro. There's guys that like old school
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turning into old school Hollywood like
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movie star guys that I like. I think
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DiCaprio is cool. I think um he's
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younger, but Sean Penn is cool. He's all
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beat up. He looks
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>> Sean Penn is like electric at this
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point. He's he's aging the way he wants
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and like you can't take your eyes off of
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him. There's an intensity about him in
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in this movie that's amazing.
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>> Um yeah, the the acting is brilliant.
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Yes, there's ele
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plays
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>> the younger activist is uh very good in
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it. So, you know, it's a
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>> interesting uh it's a good movie. And um
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and while we're on the Golden Globes, we
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could talk a little bit about
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>> Nikki did a good job. Nikki, our friend
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of the show and a friend Nikki There's a
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show.
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>> Here's a couple of my favorite jokes.
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>> She did do a joke about podcast, which I
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didn't see till after because I didn't
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see it on the show. I watched part of
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it, but
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>> when she makes fun of the podcast
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category and says,
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>> you know, I shouldn't be this close to
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Roberts. Actually, me and anyone up for
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a podcast should not be this close to
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for a podcast award. And then when she
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said good hang is up. Um Amy P good hang
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which is also what Timothy Shalomé tells
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his dates after a one nighter.
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>> Yeah. Some great jokes.
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>> She crushed it again. She looked great.
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She was funny. And then she did some
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sketches. It was it was
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>> Yeah. Uh so that the Oh, also I thought
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this is always rubs me wrong.
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Wanda Sykes, who I saw at the party
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after I said hi to friendly with. But
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when she comes out and says, "I am here
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because a queer white a queer black
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woman can do better than two mediocre
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white guys." It's just hard if I said
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I'm here because I'm better than two
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mediocre black women. I mean, who could
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who could say that?
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Meanwhile, everyone laughs. It's
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hysterical. So great. She got a little
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burn in on Bill Maher.
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>> Yeah. And
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She got burnown and Ricky Jerves.
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>> Yeah, she went around and kind of
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roasted the nominees and they were great
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jokes. It was funny. She's likable, you
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know, but you watch your you watch
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yourself when you're
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>> straight white male. You just you just
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you just immediately are more careful.
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>> Yeah, sure. Um also not
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>> can offend you, you know, but it does
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offend me.
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Hey David, you know the start of the
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>> What about um Conan made a point of
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saying that um Trump jokes are easy. I
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kind of like that he said that. We've
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said that before. We've said that
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sometimes people rely too much on Trump
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because it can be a hat on a hat. Like
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it can be it's a story about him is
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funny already and then when you tell a
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joke about it, you're just you can just
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retell the what he said and it's funny.
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>> Well, I think Conan actually I mean part
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of what he said was just the anger. Oh,
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the anger is is
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>> and just instead of a joke, it's like
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[ __ ] Trump. And if you have the right
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audience, you may get a standing
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ovation. So, it's it's it's different.
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It's a different environment, I'll just
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say.
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>> Right. I did like that. That was the
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angle. It was
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>> Yeah.
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>> You're coming at it with anger instead
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of just being a comedian and being doing
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comedy. Yeah.
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>> Right. It's tempting in a way if you
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have an audience and they have a very
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strong point of view about anything, any
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kind of audience, and then you kind of
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co-sign it
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>> and you don't necessarily have to be
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hilarious to go. It's different than a
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laugh. You get more of a
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>> listen during my act, I'll take any of
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the above.
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>> I asked so I ran somewhere to the
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grocery store up here and said, "What do
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you think of uh flying the ball?" And I
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just stood back, took one step back, and
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went
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>> I go, "Is that good or bad?"
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>> You'll laugh, but when I'm on the road,
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I hear about this. People will show me
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their phone in an airport. They're
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listening to it or that this is how many
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they've listened to or they ask me about
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it. So, uh, I like that it's out there.
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I mean, people are are knowing something
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about it because I hear more than I
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thought I I would about it out there.
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>> I know. It's always kind of weird
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because podcasting it's like it's not
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there's not trucks and a crew or
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anything. It's us talking and everybody
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and Amy and everybody. It's just people
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in rooms talking. There's no real
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production. So, it is kind of like ah I
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love your thing where you guys hang out
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and talk.
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>> It's Dana made in a fake plant
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against the world.
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>> This is me dressed up. Well, I got
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Superman back there in case anyone
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knows. And that's a fly on the wall
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leather bag. And this is either a real
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plant.
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>> We don't know.
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>> Or a fake plant. But I don't know when
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in podcasting there's like you got to
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have a plant, man.
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>> It fills out the room. I have real
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carpet behind me.
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>> Yeah. You're like in a superstar studio.
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I'm in an undisclosed location.
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>> Um it's a small bedroom, but as long as
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the mic works, the jokes can land.
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I Okay, I have a real question for you,
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Dan. This is an exercise question
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>> and I'm not afraid
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to
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>> are controversial.
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>> Okay.
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>> When people say it's better to have
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stairs in your house because you get a
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workout, I say no because I have stairs
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and if you're doing them all day, it's
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not all day. It's literally once every
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half hour. So,
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>> there's no building up, you know what I
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mean? There's no like I'm going to do 12
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minutes of stairs. I'm going to do. It's
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just once where it kind of like shocks
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your system like, "Oh, we're working
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out. It's over and then you can almost
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pull something because you're kind of
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running up the stairs." Well, I want
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your thoughts and dreams on this.
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>> I would say um I should write a I should
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write some kind of sub stack.
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>> Yeah. Theis about this.
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>> Working out throughout the day is is
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kind of good. So, like if you're trying
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to turn the water on, it's kind of
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tight. You just make sure your abs are
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on. and you take a wide stance. It's a
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little workout. If you're in your car
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and you're taking a turn, perfect time
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for a crunch.
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>> Yep. Tighten up while you're doing
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anything.
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>> You get out of a chair, you lower
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yourself in a chair. The stairs will
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make you stronger unless they don't. But
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I would just say because we homo sapiens
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on Earth sit on our ass exponential
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amount of time. We don't squat like in
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Cambodia and stuff. They can make a
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chair and just go down, you know, but
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we're sitting in chairs. So jealous of
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those people.
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>> Stairs are counteractive to that. And if
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you just carefully go up and consciously
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walk up the stairs, go, "Oh, in your
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place, I get to walk up the stairs one
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step at a time. Push from the glute one
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step at a time. Make it a workout." Now,
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when you come down, this is very
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important.
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>> You have to slightly toe out your feet.
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You don't want to do it, Jerry Lewis.
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you toe out because right inside your
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right near your knee, right above it is
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a muscle called the VMO. The VMO, if
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that is strong, you'll see it on NBA
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athletes, you don't get knee pain. So,
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you want to tow out. If you're wearing
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shorts, look down and make sure your
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VMOs are popping with each step. So,
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then you get a quad workout coming down
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the stairs as well.
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>> Well, is it less likely to pull
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something in your knee if you're not
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totally straight ahead with your foot?
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>> You know, you want it want a slight
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rotation like that. I mean, if you're
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really strong and really young, you
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could do squats in the gym and be
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>> I can I can do straight foot stairs.
00:17:08
>> Interesting. Well, you know what? Here's
00:17:10
what I want Heather to do is like get
00:17:12
her iPhone. Let's see how you go up and
00:17:13
down the stairs and then I I'll get I'll
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give you my advice.
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>> You may want to analyze it. That's a
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good idea.
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>> Yeah,
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>> like this when I pick this up. This is
00:17:21
pretty heavy. Now, I'm doing a podcast.
00:17:24
>> Here's a pop quiz. Am I working out as
00:17:26
I'm doing the podcast?
00:17:27
>> Am I switching? Should you be breathing
00:17:30
heavy at this point? You're not though
00:17:31
because you're in shape.
00:17:33
>> Not really. No. I fall apart. I got so
00:17:35
many Saturday Night Live shoulder doing
00:17:38
Dan Quail over an ottoman. I was He was
00:17:40
the vice president at the time.
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So I had to do the stunt on a Thursday
00:17:47
>> concrete with narrow little bit of
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carpet. Did a grade three separation the
00:17:52
first time. I was trained in pain. So
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I'll do another one. Another one. Then
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another one. Then the next day, Mary
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Tyler Moore's the host, her husband is a
00:18:02
doctor. I'm walking around like this,
00:18:04
literally. He goes, "Hey, what are you
00:18:05
doing?"
00:18:06
>> The shoulder up.
00:18:07
>> It's way way up. I And he goes, "Oh,
00:18:09
what are you doing?" So, I had it
00:18:10
checked out. They go, "Grade three
00:18:11
separation. Surgery maybe on the
00:18:14
bubble." So, I didn't do surgery. I
00:18:16
worked it out. It didn't hurt for 40
00:18:18
years, but now it's back like a mofo.
00:18:21
But I work it.
00:18:22
>> You know what? Sometimes you This has
00:18:26
never happened to you, but I got a
00:18:27
massage last week and
00:18:29
>> I've gotten them.
00:18:30
>> And then um I the lady I wasn't really
00:18:33
paying attention, but she gave me a hand
00:18:34
job and I was like, "What happened?" And
00:18:36
then I realized my flight's taking off
00:18:39
um because I was in the airport. It was
00:18:40
one of those like lean over massuses.
00:18:43
>> I'm back with the hand job waiting for
00:18:45
me. Give me
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>> like a three-minute massage. How'd you
00:18:47
sneak that in there? And I was mad about
00:18:49
I didn't say anything, but I was mad.
00:18:50
>> I know it's mad because it's who who was
00:18:52
doing it. You don't even know. But that
00:18:54
was
00:18:54
>> Oh, yeah. I didn't even look if it was a
00:18:55
guy or girl. Ah,
00:18:56
>> it was them working their hand out. You
00:18:58
know, that's, you know, it wasn't to do
00:19:00
with you.
00:19:00
>> I go three minutes. I go, I'll do 20.
00:19:02
And then after that, I go, I'm done.
00:19:04
They go, oh, it's only been four
00:19:06
minutes. I go, nah, I'm pretty much
00:19:07
done.
00:19:10
>> I like these dirty jokes. I sneak on you
00:19:12
and then you're like this. Oh, boy.
00:19:13
>> Oh, I don't have any problems.
00:19:16
You You don't want You don't want to
00:19:17
hear my uh Bert Lancaster, Kirk Douglas.
00:19:22
We'll save that for another time. I just
00:19:24
do it in my own
00:19:25
>> I know that one too.
00:19:28
>> It's like Farley when he used to attack
00:19:29
the pillow.
00:19:31
>> Yeah, there's a lot of that kind of
00:19:32
stuff or
00:19:34
>> the office.
00:19:35
>> Mike Myers had a character called [ __ ]
00:19:37
You know,
00:19:39
this is backstage stuff and it was it
00:19:41
was completely harmless. But let's talk
00:19:43
about movies just for a second because
00:19:45
I'm a huge fan of Housemade. Guess what?
00:19:48
Number two, it's climbing. getting to
00:19:50
100 million.
00:19:51
>> Oh yeah,
00:19:52
>> I did hit up our friend of the show,
00:19:54
Paul Fee, who did the show and I said,
00:19:55
"You know what? I went in a housemmaid
00:19:57
with a open mind because Dana said to go
00:20:00
and uh I thought it was good." I told
00:20:03
him my only criticism was maybe a hair
00:20:05
long. I said, "But you know what? No
00:20:07
other criticism." Well, act I said
00:20:09
Sydney Sweeney played it kind of under.
00:20:11
She wasn't overacting. She wasn't doing
00:20:12
anything. She wasn't trying too hard.
00:20:14
And I like Amanda Sig Freedenroy,
00:20:17
whatever her last name is. And okay,
00:20:20
>> we talked about this. Yeah, I I like
00:20:22
>> talked about and they're doing a
00:20:24
>> text me his number. I want to text him
00:20:26
because now I've seen it twice. So I
00:20:28
brought my wife and I'm thinking, okay,
00:20:30
see what you think.
00:20:31
>> We get all the way to the car, you know.
00:20:33
I'm thinking, I guess you didn't like
00:20:35
it. She goes, I loved it.
00:20:37
>> Oh, that's nice. Yeah,
00:20:38
>> there's just not that many movies. You
00:20:40
look at Fatal Attraction, I guess you
00:20:41
call them sexy thrillers or something.
00:20:43
>> That's kind of the vein of it. So, just
00:20:45
so you know, it's like not regular like,
00:20:48
"Oh, my babysitter is pretty like
00:20:50
>> there's more going on."
00:20:51
>> Yeah, there's a lot more going on and
00:20:52
the performances are brilliant and the
00:20:54
way it all ties together, the music, the
00:20:57
story, the ending. I don't know. I think
00:20:58
it's like just uh a sleeper movie. So, I
00:21:01
it's kind of fun when you you start to
00:21:03
root for a film when it's first weekend,
00:21:05
then you watch it and you're seeing how
00:21:07
its audience is not eroding like the
00:21:10
other films. It's only going down.
00:21:11
Housemade is an old term or is that a a
00:21:14
real term that I don't use and I never
00:21:15
hear.
00:21:16
>> I think it's kind of an old old term. I
00:21:18
don't you know
00:21:19
>> I'm the housemmaid job. Everyone's like
00:21:21
are we in 1820?
00:21:22
>> Well, it's like you clean the [ __ ]
00:21:24
house and you do all the meals and get
00:21:26
all
00:21:27
>> They got
00:21:28
>> Yeah.
00:21:29
>> By the way, the room they put her in,
00:21:30
they thought it was so charming. I
00:21:31
thought it was terrifying. I would never
00:21:33
go in there.
00:21:34
>> Well, they couldn't get the window open.
00:21:35
But, uh, yeah, if Sydney wants to come
00:21:38
on and talk about it, just just FYI. Um,
00:21:42
>> oh, people are circling the block to be
00:21:44
on the show.
00:21:45
>> I think we're gonna we're gonna have
00:21:47
your boy Marcelo in a couple weeks,
00:21:49
which will be fun.
00:21:50
>> Your boy.
00:21:52
>> Yeah, that'll be that'll be fun. Um,
00:21:55
there is a there is a trailer for a
00:21:57
movie. I don't know if you've seen it.
00:21:58
Makes me laugh and it's called Primeate.
00:22:03
So the monkey goes [ __ ] house in the
00:22:05
thing and and they call the monkey Ben.
00:22:07
And they go, "What's wrong with Ben?"
00:22:09
And Ben is jumping in the pool and
00:22:11
biting people.
00:22:13
They go, "What's wrong with Ben?" And
00:22:14
they go, "That ain't Ben. It's like he's
00:22:16
demonic or something." But that might be
00:22:18
a fun movie to see.
00:22:20
>> That's kind of funny. We should comment
00:22:21
on. We should watch it and comment on
00:22:23
>> Let's see it. Yeah.
00:22:25
>> If we can do that because I would laugh
00:22:27
doing that. Uh it's a kind where they
00:22:30
show on Tik Tok or Instagram the people
00:22:33
in the audience being scared. That's how
00:22:35
they get you in.
00:22:36
>> Yeah.
00:22:37
>> And sometimes the Daily Mail, which is
00:22:38
known mostly for the ads they have
00:22:40
because they have a thousand on every
00:22:41
you can't get through that thing without
00:22:43
getting an ad. And so I snuck in that
00:22:47
complaint, but they'll be like they get
00:22:49
paid for some of their stories. I didn't
00:22:50
know. So if you see someone's photo a
00:22:53
lot, they're like, "Oh, they're they
00:22:54
have a deal with them. Like here's where
00:22:55
I'll be. Take a picture of me. I'll be a
00:22:58
leggy blonde actress or I'll be a, you
00:23:01
know, show some cleavage. But the monkey
00:23:04
one, they're like people were [ __ ]
00:23:06
throwing up and having diarrhea. They
00:23:08
were
00:23:08
>> Yeah. They show the crack
00:23:11
>> like a nightlight. You know what I mean?
00:23:13
Like night vision and and that's always
00:23:15
a good trick to go Netflix doesn't think
00:23:18
they can even air this. There's probably
00:23:20
way legally. And then it's like, oh, I
00:23:22
got to see it.
00:23:23
>> People are running from the theater.
00:23:25
They're afraid of Ben. People are lining
00:23:28
up to piss their pants over this movie.
00:23:32
>> I I just think the writer room in some
00:23:34
studio with five guys and a woman, of
00:23:36
course, women in a room kind of sitting
00:23:39
back going, I don't know. They wanted us
00:23:40
to make a
00:23:42
And some dude at one point went
00:23:46
killer ape, killer monkey man.
00:23:49
>> And they go, it's too much like Planet
00:23:50
of the Apes. He goes, "No, there's only
00:23:52
one." And they're like, "Okay,
00:23:54
>> it's a friendly cute little chimp that
00:23:57
get goes [ __ ] house demonic
00:24:01
>> and and just count the Benjamins."
00:24:03
>> Yeah, they you know the big thing out
00:24:05
there because I've got my pulse on
00:24:06
Hollywood, Dana. And the big thing
00:24:08
>> I have that written down right here.
00:24:09
Pulse
00:24:10
>> I would do.
00:24:13
And then we're losing in the pulse.
00:24:15
Uh we need some Ringers Lock Tate over
00:24:18
here in Holl.
00:24:19
>> Well, give me a a movie idea. I'll give
00:24:21
you I'll give you of 10 seconds. Don't
00:24:24
talk. A movie. A oneliner. Just think a
00:24:27
oneliner for the next big movie. High
00:24:31
concept movie. If 10 seconds.
00:24:33
>> Okay. I was going to say they're into
00:24:35
lowbudget horror movies because they
00:24:36
cost three million and they make 20.
00:24:38
>> They're the most successful.
00:24:40
>> Yeah. So that's why they, if you're
00:24:41
wondering, that's why they always have
00:24:42
them. Uh okay. uh a movie um
00:24:48
monsters
00:24:50
come to Earth and then aliens come to
00:24:52
Earth the same day and it's awkward
00:24:57
>> are and the monsters are not aliens.
00:25:00
They're just
00:25:00
>> I [ __ ] it up
00:25:02
>> when they beat monster aliens. It's all
00:25:05
right. It was a good start.
00:25:06
>> Maybe the dinosaurs come back and they
00:25:08
come back the same day to Aliens Land.
00:25:12
Uh, I would say it's like a simulation
00:25:14
where the dinosaurs come back and
00:25:16
they're big and they're real, but they
00:25:18
look exactly
00:25:20
like the dinosaurs on the Flintstones.
00:25:23
>> Like Dino and
00:25:25
>> Yeah, it's a simulation. We're all in a
00:25:28
simulation, man. We're in a sim and they
00:25:30
and they and do you remember when the
00:25:32
Flintstones like Pelican they'd squeeze
00:25:36
his [ __ ] gut and he'd spit out water
00:25:38
and that was like the dishwasher and
00:25:40
then uh and then he'd go it's a living
00:25:46
to the camera.
00:25:46
>> I used to love that cartoon because it
00:25:48
was on like at six o'clock like it was
00:25:50
quas adult and it was a half hour.
00:25:52
>> Do you want to hear my funny Flintstone
00:25:54
thing?
00:25:55
>> For sure. So I'm on SNL last fall and
00:25:58
I'm doing Biden and I'm trying to think
00:26:00
of nonsack quarters. So for the dress
00:26:02
show he's like people
00:26:06
right.
00:26:07
>> Yeah.
00:26:07
>> So Lauren I could tell and I wasn't sure
00:26:09
about he red flagged it. So between you
00:26:12
know like 11:15 Lauren just comes dress
00:26:15
room just says oh yaba daba daba
00:26:20
and and I I said all right I'll change
00:26:23
it. I'll change it. So the writers came
00:26:25
around, they were panicked. You talk to
00:26:27
Lauren, he wants something change. It
00:26:28
was like 11:20. So
00:26:30
>> mad.
00:26:30
>> We came up with Bed Bath and Beyond or
00:26:33
whatever. Can't believe it's not butter.
00:26:35
>> Yeah. Bed Bath and Beyond was you.
00:26:39
>> Oh yeah, that's right.
00:26:40
>> You thought of it. Tutti Frutti.
00:26:43
>> Yeah. There's so many funny things that
00:26:45
Biden can say in nuts. It's It was such
00:26:47
a fun once you got into that, it was
00:26:49
like, "Oh, this is
00:26:51
>> Guess what? By the way, no, I know. It
00:26:54
was a fun character and he had his
00:26:56
moments and but now it's all Trump all
00:26:58
the time. We're taking over the world
00:27:00
this week. This week the world.
00:27:02
>> It's really It's
00:27:04
>> exciting. It's exciting right now.
00:27:08
>> Uh what else we have? You want to go to
00:27:09
some stories or what else you want to
00:27:11
tell me?
00:27:15
>> Germany sent 13 uh soldiers and France
00:27:19
15 soldiers to Greenland as a show of
00:27:22
force.
00:27:23
Did they really baker?
00:27:25
>> Yeah,
00:27:27
that's what that's what I've read.
00:27:30
>> [ __ ] Look out. Well, we got to rethink
00:27:32
it.
00:27:33
>> I You're right. We have to be nice. If
00:27:34
we're going to Greenland, we say,
00:27:35
"Listen,
00:27:36
>> let's do a collab.
00:27:38
>> We'll go up there. You're up there.
00:27:41
Let's make this." What does Greenland
00:27:42
have? Minerals. What's so [ __ ] great
00:27:44
about
00:27:44
>> rare earth? And who knows what's under
00:27:46
there.
00:27:47
>> Rare earth.
00:27:47
>> But I looked it up. I go, "Greland? Why?
00:27:50
What? Isn't this climate change?" And
00:27:52
then I looked it up. So a thousand years
00:27:54
ago it was like 5 degrees C, like 10
00:27:57
degrees warmer. And Greenland was just
00:27:59
this green island.
00:28:00
>> Oh, because Greenland's icy and
00:28:02
Iceland's green. That's what I've heard.
00:28:04
Is that true?
00:28:05
>> Yes. But Greenland when when this Viking
00:28:08
went over there. This place is green.
00:28:10
What are you going to call it? Going to
00:28:11
call it Greenland.
00:28:14
And now it's a frozen tundra. There's a
00:28:16
lot of stuff there. There's a lot of
00:28:18
activity up around Antarctica like China
00:28:21
and Russia are up there. We see your
00:28:23
icebreaker, you know. Come follow us
00:28:26
Chinese people, you know. So
00:28:28
>> why are we not allowed to fly around the
00:28:30
North Pole in Antarctica or whatever
00:28:31
that is?
00:28:32
>> Who's telling us we can't?
00:28:33
>> No one can go up there
00:28:35
>> because it's aliens.
00:28:36
>> Aliens. Aliens. Yeah.
00:28:37
>> They don't tell us. But the people that
00:28:40
think there's shenanigans going on
00:28:42
there. You can't go past a certain
00:28:45
place. But I kind of want to go. I don't
00:28:48
want to go at all, but I kind of want
00:28:50
someone to go and find out.
00:28:52
>> Well, would you take a helicopter from
00:28:56
it? I would be scared.
00:28:58
>> I would be like, I don't want to know.
00:28:59
Like the ice ball, like what's going on
00:29:01
up there? Lots going on. Conspiracy.
00:29:04
I would be so excited if there are
00:29:06
aliens or monsters or hidden
00:29:07
civilizations in the planet or anything
00:29:10
that's proven that we're not just
00:29:12
>> eight billion people on this rock in the
00:29:15
middle of nowhere.
00:29:16
>> These eight billion turds I'm getting
00:29:17
bored with us.
00:29:18
>> Christ what else you got?
00:29:20
>> I have a nonse
00:29:22
because I've been doing this for Chris
00:29:24
Rios the hair cutter woman and she loves
00:29:26
it so so much. This is only for people
00:29:29
six. She's not that old but here he is.
00:29:32
But I can't believe Trump wants
00:29:34
Greenland.
00:29:38
>> Carrie Grant. My mom goes, "I knew he
00:29:40
was gay. He's so good-looking, but
00:29:41
nothing. Got nothing from him."
00:29:43
>> It was never proven that I was a
00:29:45
homosexual. I'm Carrie Grant. That was a
00:29:48
That was a rumor.
00:29:50
>> Oh, I didn't know you could hear me
00:29:51
talking. Okay. I'm sorry,
00:29:53
>> David. You don't really know what you're
00:29:54
talking about half the time. That's for
00:29:56
the reason we're not coming back for
00:29:58
podcast of the year.
00:30:00
>> We might be. I think I got some bad
00:30:02
data.
00:30:04
>> No, we'll see.
00:30:06
>> If we don't get it, we'll say it's
00:30:08
rigged. Go ahead.
00:30:10
What happened? What do you
00:30:12
>> I don't care. [ __ ] them all.
00:30:14
>> Oh my god.
00:30:16
>> By the way, Dana, we're gonna have Buzz
00:30:18
Boys is getting closer to maybe being
00:30:20
seen by
00:30:21
>> Please release it.
00:30:23
>> Release the hounds.
00:30:24
>> What? Tell me what what's happening.
00:30:26
Where is it at now?
00:30:27
>> Trevor Wallace and Tim Dylan and Theo.
00:30:29
They'll come on more closer to that. But
00:30:32
I finish the music. We finish. We act
00:30:35
like it's some big opus. It's literally
00:30:38
a teensy little move. But it's such a
00:30:39
pain because Theo is always busy and I'm
00:30:41
on the road and we're trying to go back
00:30:43
and forth. Then I send him a cut. Then
00:30:44
we tweak this and what about these songs
00:30:46
and what about this? We have to do the
00:30:47
score. We do it all because we paid for
00:30:49
it. So it's like we got to hire a guy to
00:30:51
do the color, you know, contrast. We got
00:30:53
to hire a guy. We now we got to go do
00:30:54
looping. Good luck.
00:30:56
>> So we got to go in a booth. Beep bop
00:30:58
boop. And the sound wasn't right to
00:31:00
people.
00:31:00
>> We're almost there though. This
00:31:03
>> year in the making. It was a year now.
00:31:04
We would still be shooting right
00:31:05
Heather, last year we started right
00:31:07
during the fires. We had a postpone
00:31:09
week. Then we went out there and there
00:31:10
was a fire and then the winds were like
00:31:13
90 mph and we sell drugs in the movie
00:31:15
and I was like, "Oh, it's blowing us so
00:31:17
bad." Uh
00:31:20
anyway, we got through it. Listen, it
00:31:22
was like after the after you see
00:31:24
Titanic, then you hear about all the
00:31:25
stories they had, you know, but once you
00:31:27
see the perfect final product, you're
00:31:30
like,
00:31:33
I I have a
00:31:34
>> Golden Globes next year. I'm nervous.
00:31:37
>> What if you're nominated? Yeah. For best
00:31:40
comedy, best comedy actor
00:31:42
>> or best What if it's a new category
00:31:44
called best whatever this is?
00:31:46
>> Get your outfit ready. Well, we me and T
00:31:50
will dress as bus boys and we'll go like
00:31:52
like make it all stupid.
00:31:54
>> Well, here's my question for a comedy.
00:31:55
If the sound broke, would it still be
00:31:57
entertaining?
00:31:58
>> I We're hoping the sound breaks. Yeah.
00:32:00
>> Okay.
00:32:03
>> We just run around going.
00:32:06
>> Yeah. Funny with the sound off. Well,
00:32:08
look at look, if this doesn't work, it
00:32:10
be still more bus. And you just sort of
00:32:12
redo this one and call it still more
00:32:14
bus. Bus boys forever.
00:32:17
>> Waiters. ers dishwashers.
00:32:20
>> Associate GM.
00:32:23
I got a sneaky feeling we got we got to
00:32:26
ourselves a funny comedy on hand.
00:32:28
>> Now Dana, have you ever been a
00:32:29
restaurant and people come over on
00:32:30
purpose to talk to you? So they go,
00:32:31
"Hey, I'm the assistant GM night manager
00:32:35
of this quadrant. Anything we can get
00:32:38
you if you guys need anything?" And I
00:32:39
go, "A1?"
00:32:41
And they go, "Huh? You got any A1?" And
00:32:44
they're like, "Uh,
00:32:46
>> they don't know what you're talking
00:32:47
about."
00:32:47
>> Yeah. They first of all, they don't want
00:32:48
to ask them for anything. They just say
00:32:49
this as a courtesy to come over and just
00:32:52
say hi.
00:32:52
>> Mhm.
00:32:53
>> I send them on a on a job and they're
00:32:56
like, "Oh, there's chores." Then they
00:32:58
go, "Let me let ask, first of all, what
00:33:00
is A1?" I'm like, "It's the stuff I
00:33:02
drown out your crummy steak with."
00:33:04
They're like, and they know it's like a
00:33:06
fivestar restaurant. They're like, "The
00:33:08
chef doesn't like that on the premises."
00:33:09
I go, "Yeah, well, I'm eating here, not
00:33:11
him." So,
00:33:12
>> so you get a $100 steak and smother it
00:33:14
in A1 steak sauce. Why don't you why
00:33:17
don't you scoot down to 71?
00:33:20
>> God, you are Joe Dirt.
00:33:22
>> I got a funny story. I hope it comes up.
00:33:24
Uh let's go into one of the stories
00:33:26
because this is a Joe Dirt story. Hey,
00:33:28
put that mullet contest. There's a
00:33:30
10year-old in Pennsylvania.
00:33:33
>> This was in
00:33:35
weekly. That's not him. That's me. So, a
00:33:37
10year-old does a There's a lot of
00:33:39
mullet contest.
00:33:39
>> You look 10 years old now.
00:33:41
>> And so, you get the next picture, dude.
00:33:44
Oh, well,
00:33:46
>> maybe we can do that
00:33:46
>> annual mullet contest.
00:33:54
>> I sent win one. Okay, look at this
00:33:56
[ __ ] dude.
00:33:57
>> Farm show.
00:33:58
>> Yeah, no better way to describe this.
00:33:59
The event.
00:34:00
>> Look at these bros.
00:34:03
>> They're coming back. Theo's bringing him
00:34:05
back. John Dailyaly. Look at that little
00:34:08
part here. Wow. He should have won.
00:34:11
The overall winner was 10-year-old Drew
00:34:13
Fleshit of Dallas, Pennsylvania, who
00:34:15
wore a red and black plaid shirt with a
00:34:18
mop to mimic the movie character Joe
00:34:21
Dirk.
00:34:21
>> Looking good.
00:34:22
>> Oh, he had glasses on.
00:34:23
>> Oh, okay.
00:34:24
>> I sent in a photo of him.
00:34:25
>> Yeah. So, they really shave the sides.
00:34:29
>> Mine are kind of shaving
00:34:30
>> because So, you have a shave. You have a
00:34:32
mullet right now and you weren't even
00:34:33
entered into the contest.
00:34:35
>> I'm trying to uh get into that hockey
00:34:37
movie where they're gay guys. What's it
00:34:39
called? hockey movie where there's gay
00:34:42
guys
00:34:43
>> something rivalry
00:34:44
>> heated rivalry big show
00:34:50
>> as good as fighting hockey then they
00:34:52
start going oh
00:34:54
>> oh it's one of those shows
00:34:56
>> but that little kid that those five the
00:34:58
kind of chubby kid that should be the
00:35:00
new cast of Stranger Things all those
00:35:02
guys with mullets that was pretty cool
00:35:04
everyone went all out I want to host a
00:35:06
mullet contest we should do that next
00:35:07
year I'm going to call bars stool sports
00:35:09
we're gonna
00:35:10
do a collab and let's go host a mullet.
00:35:12
Maybe for the movie
00:35:14
because Theo's got a mullet.
00:35:16
>> I don't think I don't think I've ever
00:35:17
had a mullet. Uh Heather, she's our
00:35:20
female on the show. Woman, do are they
00:35:22
sexy?
00:35:24
>> Love them on girls and guys.
00:35:26
>> I like them on girls, too. Yeah.
00:35:27
>> Well, how about you getting a mullet
00:35:28
then, Heather?
00:35:29
>> Heather's got great hair. She could do
00:35:31
>> I do my natural curls. I'll be Odessa
00:35:33
someday.
00:35:33
>> Oh, we all like Odessa. Oh,
00:35:40
>> oh, there's the kid, Heather. So,
00:35:41
there's a kid in the middle.
00:35:42
>> Oh, he did full do Joe Dirt. That's
00:35:45
>> Look at that little twerp next to him.
00:35:46
He looks cool as [ __ ]
00:35:48
>> A He doesn't even know where he is. He
00:35:50
thinks he's at Walmart. He's like,
00:35:52
"What's going on, man?"
00:35:53
>> Spade plays a lovable down in his luck
00:35:55
janitor whose mullet is famously fixed
00:35:58
to his head from infancy.
00:36:00
>> Yeah. So, this
00:36:02
flesh, how do you say his name, Dana? Go
00:36:05
ahead.
00:36:05
>> Well, let's have him on the podcast. Uh,
00:36:08
>> flesh in Pennsylvania.
00:36:10
>> You know, I'm playing Pennsylvania in a
00:36:11
couple weeks. I I'll tell him to come
00:36:13
down. This kid's probably too young to
00:36:14
come to the show, but I I'll say hi to
00:36:16
him.
00:36:16
>> Well, you come backstage, couldn't he?
00:36:18
And then come out on stage. You kind of
00:36:20
>> I don't know if my act would hurt him in
00:36:21
any way, but I think he on the left
00:36:24
looks good, too. He's dialed in. Look at
00:36:25
those American flag boots he's got on.
00:36:28
>> I like these kids. And they should have
00:36:30
their own show based on what I'm seeing.
00:36:32
Like if this was if this was a live
00:36:34
streaming show and you just call it
00:36:36
Mullet, you know, like,
00:36:38
>> you know, it's like a Napoleon Dynamite
00:36:41
kind of movie, it'd be great with these
00:36:43
kids.
00:36:43
>> Yeah.
00:36:44
>> You know, quirky.
00:36:45
>> Okay. Well, they did a great job. That
00:36:46
kid's a winner. I hope he won.
00:36:48
>> I feel good now. That was a feel this
00:36:51
wrestler named and I know this guy Nick
00:36:55
Neoth, I think. Yeah,
00:36:57
>> he's a uh I used to talk to him on
00:37:00
Twitter cuz he follow Nick Neoth.
00:37:02
>> He's in TNA wrestling. He's doing a
00:37:05
inside the ring show based on a
00:37:06
Hollywood minute. Isn't
00:37:08
>> that funny?
00:37:10
>> Okay.
00:37:11
>> Like a like a influenced by Hollywood.
00:37:13
So I guess he's going to kind of make
00:37:15
make fun of stuff and the wrestling
00:37:17
>> of wrestlers and Yeah. I I think that
00:37:20
putting a picture up and being sarcastic
00:37:23
>> is funny.
00:37:23
>> Can't be copyrighted. But the Hollywood
00:37:26
Minute thing, yours was specific to
00:37:30
Hollywood stars.
00:37:31
>> I actually stole that because I couldn't
00:37:34
think of a name for it and I was
00:37:35
watching CNN and they used to go,
00:37:38
"Here's Jim Squanker with the Hollywood
00:37:40
Minute." didn't even talk about.
00:37:43
>> Well, well, it's great because it it
00:37:45
couches it, it brands it, and it it's
00:37:48
not going to last that long. It's just
00:37:50
like
00:37:51
>> you start and it's almost over.
00:37:54
>> That's the best pitch. This is almost
00:37:56
over.
00:37:57
>> But it's like if I came out as the
00:37:58
church lady, I didn't say she's church
00:38:00
lady on church chat. Just a funny
00:38:02
character talking. You know, you got to
00:38:04
couch it for anyone who wants to be on
00:38:05
Saturday Night Live. you need to brand
00:38:08
it and you need to have reoccurring
00:38:10
characters. Uh, not so much anymore
00:38:13
though. They don't
00:38:15
>> fashion show. And I said, Dane and I
00:38:17
kind of do a morning show if you just
00:38:19
watch it in the morning.
00:38:22
>> Right.
00:38:23
>> Well, I've Did you ever pinch hit for um
00:38:28
Kathy Gford or Regis? Would you?
00:38:30
>> No, I don't think I did. I've only done
00:38:32
Kimmel Post.
00:38:33
>> I did two of those where I was with
00:38:35
them. I was ready for this.
00:38:37
>> I was with Kathy Lee doing Regis. Then I
00:38:40
was with Regis. So it was kind of sweet.
00:38:42
It was like just Regis and I Anyway,
00:38:44
you're ready for this. Honest to God,
00:38:46
kid, you know, you're terrific and all
00:38:47
these things and everybody's happy, you
00:38:49
know. And then we came out. He had he
00:38:52
had a there was a book and he signed it
00:38:55
for me. It was his autobiography, you
00:38:58
know, like. And he had told me, he goes,
00:38:59
you know, honest to God, they wanted us
00:39:01
to call it I'm out of control. But I
00:39:04
told her I never said that. That was
00:39:05
Dana Gunnani. Dan Aagani said, "I was
00:39:07
out of
00:39:08
>> I love it."
00:39:09
>> So, we come out, we come out of the
00:39:12
studio. It's like 10:00 a.m.
00:39:14
>> And there's all these uh crews working
00:39:17
and stuff with drills. They stop. Hey,
00:39:19
yo, Regis.
00:39:21
>> Hey, Regis. You know, they love me, kid.
00:39:23
They love me. I don't know what it's all
00:39:25
about, but honest to God, you know, I
00:39:27
don't know. And then it was um
00:39:29
>> Did you Regis the whole time?
00:39:32
>> I did. I was a full hour just me and
00:39:34
Regis. Yeah,
00:39:35
>> but you were acting like Regis or you
00:39:36
were yourself?
00:39:37
>> No, I was doing myself and going in and
00:39:39
out and doing other things.
00:39:40
>> That's funny.
00:39:41
>> But yeah, I don't know. He probably
00:39:42
signed this to every book he ever had.
00:39:44
But later on, I got home and my wife's
00:39:48
was flipping through the book and it
00:39:50
said, "After all these years, my
00:39:51
favorite guest love Reges."
00:39:54
>> Wow,
00:39:55
>> that's kind of sweet.
00:39:56
>> That is nice.
00:39:57
>> But then I talked to other people. After
00:39:58
all these years, my favorite I don't
00:40:00
know. Now, what you put in mind, but
00:40:02
after all these years, you're the friend
00:40:04
of my favorite guest.
00:40:05
>> I just thought Regis was brilliant. I
00:40:07
mean, I thought just because it was a
00:40:09
morning show and stuff, the way the way
00:40:11
he could be funny and sincere and his
00:40:14
pattern.
00:40:15
I mean, he was
00:40:16
>> he literally all he had to talk about,
00:40:18
if you think about it, because we do
00:40:20
this once a week, all he has to talk
00:40:22
about is when he gets off work at like
00:40:24
noon until he goes to bed at seven. So
00:40:27
if anything happens, can you believe I'm
00:40:28
walking down the street? The dorm like
00:40:30
there's it's got to be the same [ __ ]
00:40:32
every day. So he's got to go out and do
00:40:34
adventures because what else is there to
00:40:36
talk about?
00:40:36
>> Yeah. You know, honest to God, I was at
00:40:38
a charity function. I'm seated by Tom
00:40:41
Broka. I can't see the stage, you know.
00:40:44
>> Yeah, exactly.
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00:42:00
>> Oh, yes.
00:42:00
>> Heather and I had a breakin at my
00:42:02
[ __ ] storage unit. And then and then
00:42:04
the other day, a guy came up my car and
00:42:07
started not attacking me, screaming at
00:42:10
me. and he's obviously crazy and he was
00:42:11
saying stuff that was really u
00:42:14
scary. So, actually it it's a funny
00:42:17
story, but
00:42:17
>> So, is that Keith Sutherland?
00:42:22
>> I love Kefir Southerntherland.
00:42:24
>> I know. And I I always say innocent till
00:42:26
till proven whatever. So, you know what
00:42:29
went down? I don't know.
00:42:30
>> I felt like a star when I was at the
00:42:32
Chicago Improv. Jamie Girtz, her dad
00:42:34
owned it. Jamie Girtz, the actress, and
00:42:37
it was back then
00:42:37
>> and and the richest I believe the
00:42:40
richest Hollywood actress,
00:42:43
>> Jamie G. So they're so rich. I don't
00:42:45
even know why.
00:42:46
>> She's a multi-billionaire. Yeah.
00:42:48
>> I think I'd only met her once in there,
00:42:50
but yeah,
00:42:50
>> we all had a crush on her. And then uh
00:42:52
back the I'll tell you the circa
00:42:55
Flatliners was coming out.
00:42:57
>> That no Flatliners was shooting.
00:43:00
>> So this is
00:43:01
>> so they said the movie. Yeah.
00:43:03
>> Yeah. The movie. So they go Kefir
00:43:05
Sutherland, Oliver Platt, Billy B.
00:43:08
They're all coming in for Flatliners,
00:43:09
whoever the cast was
00:43:10
>> and they're going to watch the show. So
00:43:12
after the show, they said, "Let's go out
00:43:14
drinking." Meanwhile, I wasn't even on
00:43:16
SNL. I don't think I was just the
00:43:17
comedian. So great. So And then they go,
00:43:20
"Oh, Julia Roberts just got here."
00:43:24
>> And Kefir says, "Oh, yeah." And Billy
00:43:26
goes, "We said we would bring her out
00:43:28
when she got in." And in my head, I'm
00:43:30
like, "Oh, great. We're going to see
00:43:31
Julia Roberts." So we go all the way to
00:43:33
her hotel, all the way to her floor, all
00:43:35
the way to her door.
00:43:37
>> And Kefir goes, "Guys, let's just do one
00:43:39
night with just us.
00:43:41
And they go, "All right." And then we
00:43:43
walked away.
00:43:43
>> Was he dating her at that time?
00:43:46
>> No. But he met her on there and then
00:43:47
they um they got married.
00:43:49
>> They got Oh, they were engaged and then
00:43:52
>> engaged. That's right. And keep her sto
00:43:55
>> because I remember him on the show. Um
00:43:57
>> she a runaway bride. You remember that
00:43:59
story?
00:44:00
>> She was a runaway bride from Jason
00:44:02
Patrick.
00:44:04
>> Yeah. Something weird happened.
00:44:05
>> Yeah. You was when he was on the show, I
00:44:07
think it was before you got on there and
00:44:09
he goes, "Yeah. Um, have you ever heard
00:44:10
of this comedian Danny Spidler or David
00:44:14
Spa Spade? David Spade. Oh, yeah. He
00:44:17
goes, "That guy's That guy's pretty
00:44:19
funny, man."
00:44:20
>> That's how He probably got me on SNL.
00:44:22
You didn't.
00:44:23
>> No, I was like, you know what I was
00:44:25
telling someone the other day
00:44:26
>> is I read for Moving because they told
00:44:29
me they like that movie. And I said, I
00:44:31
[ __ ] read for it and I was living I
00:44:33
think with Dana and then Dana just got
00:44:36
it offered of course and he did it and I
00:44:38
was like, [ __ ] Well, moving with
00:44:41
Richard Prior. So, I play kind of a a
00:44:43
psychotic who looks very normal and he
00:44:45
Richard Prior hires me to help him move
00:44:49
across the country. I'm going to drive
00:44:50
his car and I'm out of my mind
00:44:53
basically. But the director was really
00:44:55
cool. He just let me adlib all my
00:44:57
dialogue and stuff.
00:44:58
>> And then there's there's this scene
00:45:01
where Richard seems very tired. He's not
00:45:03
really being Richard Prior. So, he pulls
00:45:06
me aside. He goes, "Richard's just not
00:45:08
in it today. Can you try to get him
00:45:10
riled up?" So, I'd only been on SNL like
00:45:12
18 months, and now suddenly I've got to
00:45:15
go get Richard Prior, who I waited on at
00:45:17
the Holiday Inn 10 years previous. Um, I
00:45:20
got to get him all amped up. So, that
00:45:22
was kind of a fun challenge.
00:45:25
>> I could say more, but it'd be tails out
00:45:27
of the turn.
00:45:29
>> Tails out of turn. What does that mean?
00:45:31
>> I don't know. It sounded
00:45:32
>> tails out of turn.
00:45:33
>> Turn of tails. But um you would have
00:45:36
been great in that movie. What were what
00:45:38
part were you reading for in
00:45:40
>> [ __ ] yours, dude?
00:45:42
>> You would have been great in that.
00:45:44
>> Would you have been as good as me? I
00:45:46
don't know.
00:45:47
>> I go that you might have been as good as
00:45:50
me.
00:45:50
>> Oh, that's right. You You were You won a
00:45:52
iHeart Radio award.
00:45:54
>> What do you mean? I'm just
00:45:56
>> Isn't that what that is? Or carrying it
00:45:57
all? This is uh it's very very heavy.
00:46:01
But
00:46:01
>> I saw you carrying it with
00:46:06
>> just walk around
00:46:09
me about my trophy.
00:46:13
>> All right, let's look at another story.
00:46:14
>> Let's do a story. Come on, man.
00:46:17
>> Let's check our ad living.
00:46:19
>> Okay. Oh, this
00:46:22
>> look you
00:46:25
brother. $900,000.
00:46:27
>> What's your number, Hen? I want to know
00:46:29
it.
00:46:29
>> I think it's higher than yours.
00:46:30
>> You press that. I see $94.
00:46:33
>> You're in charity.
00:46:34
>> Yeah. For sale.
00:46:35
>> Please do not click the button.
00:46:39
>> ALMOST HAD A MILLION. WHAT ARE WE DOING?
00:46:41
>> OH my gosh. It's a lot of money.
00:46:45
>> Guys, COME ON. IF YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON,
00:46:47
I WILL WIRE YOU A MILLION.
00:46:56
OH,
00:46:58
>> good rack focus.
00:46:59
>> I don't I haven't seen the show, but I
00:47:02
will see it now.
00:47:03
>> Whole team.
00:47:04
>> They all lost. They're out. I need you.
00:47:07
>> Don't even look.
00:47:08
>> Love you, Jeff. We trust you with our
00:47:10
lives, BROTHER.
00:47:11
>> $900,000.
00:47:12
>> WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER, HAN? I want to know
00:47:14
it.
00:47:14
>> I think it's higher than yours.
00:47:15
>> If you press that, I send you $940,000.
00:47:18
>> Your integrity is now.
00:47:21
Well, so in essence I Well, I've never
00:47:24
seen it, but that he can betray the
00:47:27
team.
00:47:28
>> Yeah, I guess I guess a beast game.
00:47:31
>> Mr. Beast is a beast. He knows what he's
00:47:33
doing.
00:47:34
>> Like one of these guys, I'll just pay it
00:47:36
out of my pocket because I'm so rich.
00:47:38
But he says, I guess, you know, it's one
00:47:40
of these challenges, but then he throws
00:47:41
in, I'll give you a million dollars
00:47:43
right now if you just everyone loses and
00:47:45
you win on your team. And he's like,
00:47:47
done. Now I got slow motion. Then he
00:47:49
falls down in shame and everyone goes,
00:47:51
"What?"
00:47:53
They've been there for days.
00:47:55
>> What?
00:47:58
>> He said like a monkey for a second.
00:48:01
>> What?
00:48:02
>> Wah wah wah.
00:48:04
>> And then he goes,
00:48:06
>> "Couldn't he then get the money and
00:48:08
share it with the team?" Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:10
You're doing a slow motion. This is the
00:48:12
team when he presses the button
00:48:14
>> like this.
00:48:18
You
00:48:22
>> right. And then [ __ ] primate comes in
00:48:25
and rips him apart.
00:48:28
>> Your monkey.
00:48:29
>> What's the matter with Ben?
00:48:33
>> Ben's acting weird since he took that
00:48:35
potion.
00:48:37
>> Ben's not cute anymore.
00:48:39
>> Ben, you should trim his fingernails.
00:48:41
Ben's fingernails are 30 inches long and
00:48:43
they're sharp. I think and it's just
00:48:45
funny to give animals human names.
00:48:48
>> Ben was the rat in the movie Ben with
00:48:51
Michael Jackson singing the song.
00:48:53
>> Yeah, you got like a parrot. Hey,
00:48:54
Sebastian.
00:48:56
>> [ __ ] you.
00:48:58
>> I do like people name their animals so
00:49:00
weird just to get attention. If you had
00:49:02
a dog, what would you call it?
00:49:03
>> Pig. That's what people do. They go have
00:49:06
a duck named dog.
00:49:08
Mhm.
00:49:09
>> But actually, Ben scared me because
00:49:12
there was a movie called Willard when I
00:49:13
was little about a rat.
00:49:15
>> And then the next one,
00:49:17
>> where Willard ends, Ben begins. It was
00:49:20
rats taking over New York City.
00:49:22
>> Yeah. Kind of a sad loser in a movie.
00:49:24
And then he gets all these rats that are
00:49:26
like his friends and they're terrorizing
00:49:29
and killing people all over. I mean,
00:49:30
it's thousands of rats. And then he
00:49:32
locks the bad guy in a room. And then he
00:49:35
yells at the rats. He says, "Tear him
00:49:38
up."
00:49:40
>> And then one of the rats says, "Mr. B
00:49:43
says, if you don't tear them up, I'll
00:49:45
have all the other rats die and I'll
00:49:47
give you a million pieces of cheese."
00:49:49
And he goes, "All the rats go squeak
00:49:53
squeak.
00:49:57
I'm thinking of a game show." Well, I
00:49:59
would hope we're talking about anymore.
00:50:02
>> We can't even follow the thread of what
00:50:04
we're talking about. I'm going to call a
00:50:06
show called Mr. Beasty and I'll be Mr.
00:50:08
Beastie.
00:50:09
>> Yeah.
00:50:09
>> And there'll be people competing and
00:50:11
betraying each other. Just thought of
00:50:12
it. I don't know why.
00:50:13
>> I have one that you might not want to
00:50:15
watch. It's called Mr. Beastiality.
00:50:18
>> And what I do is
00:50:20
>> How about a How about a game show called
00:50:22
Besties where best friends betray each
00:50:24
other?
00:50:25
>> Yeah. I love that guy that betrayed
00:50:27
everyone. And they did the slow rack
00:50:29
focus. person looking down and he goes,
00:50:32
"Good dude.
00:50:35
That's one of your that's in your that's
00:50:37
in rotation of one of your good
00:50:41
>> douche." Because you can use good douche
00:50:43
for a lot of different things, but in
00:50:45
that case, it was slow motion push good
00:50:48
douche. So, you don't even need the
00:50:50
sound effect. You just say the word is
00:50:52
the sound effect.
00:50:53
>> Yeah, he hits it. It goes good. And uh
00:50:56
>> I would have just gone slippery Abraham
00:51:00
>> and Nick Schwarz and voicemail each
00:51:02
other and just godish gadouch.
00:51:07
That's so let's do one more.
00:51:11
>> Bring home a banger.
00:51:12
>> Mhm.
00:51:13
>> Oh no. Actually don't play this one
00:51:15
because I saw this and I never knew this
00:51:18
but it's a little grim. I'll just tell
00:51:20
you the story.
00:51:21
>> Okay.
00:51:21
>> It's not one to end on. Actually, I
00:51:24
won't tell you.
00:51:25
>> Actually,
00:51:25
>> let's move on.
00:51:28
>> Well, JFK Jr. and lovely Carolyn bet
00:51:32
>> I met I met through Marcy Klein at SNL.
00:51:35
She would come to the office.
00:51:36
>> They were flying and you know the story.
00:51:38
>> I know the story.
00:51:39
>> I never knew
00:51:41
>> anything else other than they went down
00:51:43
in that little wherever they went.
00:51:45
>> Mhm.
00:51:46
>> It wasn't Chaquitic, was it? Heather,
00:51:48
>> wasn't it awesome?
00:51:50
>> Well, that was the girl that drove off.
00:51:51
This was another Kennedy. the younger
00:51:53
one that just
00:51:56
>> and this guy says he was there. The
00:51:59
argument is he's not
00:52:01
>> old enough because it was a while ago.
00:52:03
>> But whoever was there said in that
00:52:06
situation because the seat belt they you
00:52:10
can be
00:52:12
in half.
00:52:14
>> Mhm.
00:52:14
>> And they never reported because it was
00:52:16
too grizzly. So that's my job.
00:52:19
>> This is uh this is terrific. Um, I don't
00:52:22
know how you aggregate these clips, but
00:52:25
uh, this is
00:52:26
>> he came across my desk and I said,
00:52:28
"You've ruined my day and now I will
00:52:30
ruin Dana's day
00:52:32
>> and all."
00:52:33
>> Look, I've been watching The Pit where
00:52:35
people come in that are in half.
00:52:37
Literally
00:52:38
>> I know. See, you already grossed me out
00:52:40
with that stupid show. So,
00:52:42
>> the show is addictive and brilliant.
00:52:44
Noah Wilds Wy
00:52:47
>> Noah Wy is extraordinary in it and the
00:52:50
whole cast I I can't say enough about
00:52:52
it. I'm I got my
00:52:54
>> break
00:52:55
>> housemade in the movie theater
00:52:57
television the pit and of course number
00:53:00
one with the bullet over the whole dome
00:53:02
of show business is Billy Bob Thornton
00:53:04
in landmine.
00:53:06
>> God damn it. What the [ __ ] going on?
00:53:09
>> Second season is getting razed for being
00:53:11
a little dropping off. Do you have any
00:53:14
comments on that, Dana?
00:53:15
>> I just thought Billy Bob Thornton's
00:53:17
rants are extraordinary. Alli Carter
00:53:20
plays this
00:53:23
>> Larder. Is that it? Sorry, I one I was
00:53:26
one letter away.
00:53:28
>> Alli Larder is great as the wife and
00:53:31
they have a a really funny thing. And
00:53:33
then Sam Elliott is just also
00:53:36
>> brought a lot to it. You better do it
00:53:39
now because pretty soon you won't be
00:53:41
around to do it.
00:53:43
>> Well, godamn it. I don't want to get all
00:53:45
bummed out every [ __ ] day. I got to
00:53:48
go drive to Waco. I'll go with you. [ __ ]
00:53:51
you, Will.
00:53:52
>> I got an impression for you.
00:53:54
>> Okay,
00:53:54
>> so we'll end on this because this is
00:53:56
good.
00:53:57
>> Okay.
00:53:57
>> So, when I was talking to Nikki about
00:53:59
trying to throw her some jokes for the
00:54:00
uh Golden Globes, just, you know, it's
00:54:02
kind of a fun thing to do.
00:54:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. Uh, one of them was Laura
00:54:08
Durn. Every joke stars Laura Durn,
00:54:11
unbelievable actress. You have to be
00:54:13
like you're the
00:54:15
>> you go uh Laura Durn uh is in two movies
00:54:19
Jay Kelly and is this thing on where she
00:54:23
plays the sad beaten down wife of the
00:54:27
idiot star husband who has two lines
00:54:29
every eight pages and in one movie says
00:54:33
you can do this and the other movie she
00:54:35
says you can't do this. That's a lot of
00:54:38
subtext. But it's funny though.
00:54:41
>> I what the what made me laugh just as a
00:54:44
as a comedian occasionally
00:54:47
>> was how sincere she was Nikki with
00:54:51
you're great. I I love you. You're so
00:54:53
great. Then just complete
00:54:56
your
00:54:57
>> so great. You seen this trashy [ __ ] in
00:54:59
this movie and you're like wait was that
00:55:01
me?
00:55:03
>> That's how you got to do it. That's a
00:55:05
roast. Kevin Hart is here. Kevin,
00:55:08
legendary.
00:55:09
>> You're legendary. You're all great. I
00:55:12
mean, you are I am such a fan. The fact
00:55:14
that you are a pedophile doesn't bother
00:55:16
me at all. No, I'm serious. You are
00:55:18
terrific. And you know, it's just
00:55:21
>> Yeah.
00:55:22
>> Very funny. She was great.
00:55:24
>> Anyway, let's sign off. We had a lot of
00:55:27
fun today. Uh we made another pancake.
00:55:31
>> Another 10 out of 10. We did it.
00:55:33
>> Yeah. And uh to all our iHeart nominees,
00:55:37
um
00:55:38
>> word
00:55:39
>> all the other shows, good luck.
00:55:41
>> You're going to get one of these and
00:55:42
we'll be happy for you when you get it.
00:55:44
We love you. It's great.
00:55:47
>> Uh okay. Thank you, Dana. And uh we'll
00:55:49
see you next week.
00:55:51
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