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Here's with our movie review of the
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year. We haven't seen any of the movies,
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but we're about to tell you.
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>> That's like our other review we did. We
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didn't Oh, yeah. Our top five movies of
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the year.
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>> What if we put a tariff on our audience?
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>> That's the thing we do. We're going to
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have every single guest. Dave Chappelle
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will be there every night. We're going
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to have Shane Gill as he sits on the
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couch. Everybody's coming. It's the
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biggest thing. Who's Jiz again?
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>> We haven't cast that yet.
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>> Welcome. Welcome to another edition,
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episode 3,489.
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>> We're going to rip apart the Academy
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Awards.
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>> Piece by piece, that's our
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>> Oh, I'm such a boomer. I look at them
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and I go, "Oh, man. How many of the top
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10, I mean, the 10 nominated movies have
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I seen? I got a lot of work to do."
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>> How about have you heard of
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>> Can you pronounce Beonia? I mean,
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>> I saw Patunia. I saw it already.
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>> I'll see anything with Jesse Plemens and
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Emma Stone.
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>> Very good. Are they up for anything?
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Because they were they were all very
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good.
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>> I don't know. Do Do we have the Can we
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throw the nomination?
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>> Interesting director. By the way, this
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is like the MTV Awards where you I don't
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know literally one person.
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>> Okay. I saw Marty Supreme because we got
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a screener. Thought it was great. I've
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not seen Frankenstein. I've seen the
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original one from 1932. I don't know if
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that helps.
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>> That guy's hot. That's That's all I've
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heard.
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>> F1 is kind of a surprise.
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That's quite
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>> That is the surprise for sure. I mean,
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>> Brad Pitt is a genuine movie star and
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sometimes the Academy Awards because now
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they have what 10 or eight or
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>> No, it's 10 now. It used to be five.
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>> So, you can sort of squeak in with an
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F1.
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>> Um, have you seen
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>> like a popcorn movie? Yeah, it's one big
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tentpole movie. It made like 700
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million.
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>> Fun. Yeah,
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>> Brad Pitt does Brad Pitt. Super
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Charisma. Um,
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>> keep reading them because they're too
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small for me.
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>> I know. I got my glasses on. The Secret
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Agent. I think it's from Brazil. I'm
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kind of interested in that. I haven't
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seen it.
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>> Okay.
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>> You've seen Secret Agent, haven't you?
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>> Back and forth.
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>> Here's with our movie review of the
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year. We haven't seen any of the movies,
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but we're about to tell you.
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>> That's like our other review we did. We
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didn't Oh, yeah. Our top five movies of
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the year.
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>> Yeah, it's one movie we haven't seen
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after another. Speaking of which,
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Leonardo decapitated. I mean, DiCaprio
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in one battle after another. PTA Paul
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for it.
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>> He's up for actor, but also
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>> Oh, he is. Okay.
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>> It looks like it's going to be a
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shootout at Movie Corral.
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>> Where did you see that?
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>> I perused. have
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>> I'm Oh, I'm just looking at this. Let's
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go by the pictures first. One battle.
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Go.
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>> One battle after another. I've seen it.
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I said it's Kubriy. It's Tarantinoy.
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Um I think it's a movie that you I'm
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going to see twice before I give my
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rating on because I It's obviously
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brilliantly done. I just
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>> Will you ever see it twice to do that or
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we are you out?
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>> No. No. I I like to see movies. It'll be
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a lazy Sunday afternoon, partly cloudy.
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No one will be around. I'll try to
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walkie-talkie you. You won't answer
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back. And I go, "Fuck, I'm going to put
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it on. I like movies.
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>> Chickens are relaxed. Everything's cool.
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Everything's been fed."
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>> Here's what's here's what is ch is
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here's what the turf war is right now.
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>> Okay. Where's the battle? What's going
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on?
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>> Sinners.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Versus one battle after another.
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Sinners, I think, got 16 Academy Award
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nominations. I think it might be the
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most of all time. One battle after
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another, I think, got the second most.
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>> So,
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>> yeah. Well, you're skipping Train
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Dreams. I saw the guy from Train Dreams
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at the at a
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>> Train Dreams. I have not heard of that
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one. I'm sorry.
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>> I think Joel Aggerton and and he dropped
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a glass right by my foot and it smashed
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into bits. And I literally Great Guy
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Syndrome. I [ __ ] kept people back
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with him while we waited and tried to
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pick up shards. And then it got to the
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point where this is someone else's job.
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They were too
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>> This is the star of Train Dreams you had
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this interaction with. Did I get that
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right?
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>> I've seen so many billboards and [ __ ]
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for Train Dreams. It looks like the feel
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bad movie The Summer, but because it's
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like very slow,
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very I think I would actually like it,
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but sometimes it looks a little
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emotional and I can't have any emotion.
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>> Well, what if it's not analogous? What
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if it's actually just about people
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dreaming on trains? It's like literal.
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>> Could that be a good movie? I have not
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seen it, but it's on my bucket list.
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>> They are definitely pushing it. And I
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feel like you and Paula would like it. I
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don't think I wouldn't like it. I just
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feel like it's kind of like a really
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beautifully shot. Cool. But I feel like
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it might be sad and I can't be sad right
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now.
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>> Oh yeah. Darkness. No. Give me some.
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Give me give me F1 where Yeah,
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>> I would have nominated Jurassic Park
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with my friend Scarlett Johansson. I
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thought that was a great
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>> movie. I thought it was a great Have you
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seen it? Have you seen it? You know who
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got snubbed? The uh Velociraptorus.
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It was just a well done, riveting action
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film. I think it's right up there with
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F1. And you know, always I never
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underestimate Tommy Cruz. And you got to
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vote for Tommy Cruz when he's hanging
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off airplanes and holding his breath and
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banging bricks at his head and, you
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know, drowning himself. Beaver.
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>> Is he in any of these? Is Is he up for I
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can't see.
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>> He got ignored by the academy. He got
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shunned by the academy, by the way. Are
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you in the academy?
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>> I don't think so. If not,
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>> you think so?
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>> Well, go to another category. Let's
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really let's really get
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>> Okay. Frankenstein also, have you seen
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that?
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>> Sinners will I saw pieces of it. That's
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such an LA thing. I saw pieces of it.
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>> I've heard Sinners is brilliant.
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>> I heard great,
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>> but you you know your precious weapons
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isn't up for it.
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>> I know they're giving it
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best supporting actress for
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>> is it Amy Madigan maybe?
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>> Yes. Who's always been great? Okay, here
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we are. Leading actors Timothy
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Shalomdiing Dong.
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>> You gotta have cool names. Look at
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these. DiCaprio Shall I? You couldn't
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come in with Steve Edwards or something.
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Ethan Hawk is a great
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>> Bill Squankmire. You need You need half
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of the thing is now the dirty secret
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about the Golden Globes. The dirty and I
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should even tell you, Dana.
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>> Well, I want to know what's the dirty
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secret
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>> is that especially in the old days, but
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I think they still do it. They will
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nominate any star for anything because
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they just want stars there. So you'll be
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like, "Wow, The Rock got up for best
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dramatic actor and they just want The
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Rock there, you know?" So they want as
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many big stars in that.
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>> Oh yeah. That's been pretty transparent
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for a long time. That's kind of
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>> This is a big secret. You can't tell our
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even our audience can't know.
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>> Yes. The craziest nominations. I can't
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remember the one that was famous. Pier,
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I don't know. Somebody got best actress
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in
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>> Py Lew.
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>> Pepe Le Pew got nominated for best
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director.
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>> Well, look at Shame. I mean, Oscars,
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it's a little whiff of the same thing,
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but I think they're better about it.
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But, uh, Ethan Hawk, what is that movie?
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It says
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>> Blue Moon.
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>> Blue [ __ ] Moon.
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>> And, um,
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>> have not seen it.
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>> Very interesting story actually.
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Um, he plays he was riding with
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Hammerstein and made did all these
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incredible things. I think I know you're
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asleep.
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>> Hammerstein. Who does he play for? The
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Knicks.
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>> No. And then Rogers and Hammerstein.
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>> Oh, okay.
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>> Kind of took over, I believe. And he
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sort of lost the job. He's an alcoholic.
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He's great in it. He's got a bald cap
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and a comb over.
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>> That'll do it.
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>> He's really good. Uh, Leonard,
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>> he's good anyway, though. I'm not trying
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to negate. And I looked like him on that
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picture once. Remember Heather? They
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thought it was me. So I Ethan Hawk I
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don't even think I've met him in my
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travels and I would like him.
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>> Well, he's like um
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one of those great actors that's not not
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hungry. He's not thirsty. It kind of
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gives you sort of a cool vibe when
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you're not out there all the time. And
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then he does these indie films where
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he's brilliant, but he's kind of behind
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the
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>> And then he jumps in Black Phone, which
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is like a like a
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>> a hit on the uh
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>> Yeah.
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>> terror horror movie.
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>> He's got Maya Hawk
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making noise. He's got Thurman.
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>> So it's a talented family.
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>> Who's that guy? Vagner.
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>> I think that's the Brazilian movie,
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right?
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>> He won the Golden Globe. You did
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>> where mostly winner Golden Globe
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>> film that has almost no chance. Our
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nominees are Pepe Lu Pew starring David
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day. Okay, supporting actors. Bonio I
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love. Of course,
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>> he's always great.
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>> And he was in your movie with that did
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have best driving shot. I I saw a whole
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>> Tik Tok breakdown of the director and
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cinematographer talking about the
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driving shot over the the hills like
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this.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> And how they did it.
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>> Mhm.
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>> It was too long, but it was good.
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>> Super super well shot. Um
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Jacob Lordi.
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>> Jacob Escorty.
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>> New to the scene. Looks cool. I like the
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director. You got to be in a mood.
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>> I have not seen Frank. Is it scary or is
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it just cool?
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>> Maybe a little bit of both, you know. I
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think it's probably more emotional.
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>> More emotional than scary. You know, he
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wants to be human. It's a Pinocchio
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thing again. He wants to be a real
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person. He doesn't want to be a monster.
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>> I'm tired of this 19inch dick you put on
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me. And then then the doctor's like,
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"You are?" He's like, "I'm kidding, but
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the rest of it I don't like." And the
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doctor's like, "It's all I had. It's all
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I had. I was going to give you a 10
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incher, but you know, these don't come
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cheap."
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>> Yeah, you're tall. They gave me a group
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rate at the
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>> You're Frankenstein. You can't have a
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tiny wiener. You're
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>> I know, but it looks like a crescent
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wrench.
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>> It is.
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>> And time. After 9 minutes and 42
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seconds, we reference
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>> said Weiner.
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Roy Lindo is just a cool actor that's in
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so many things that you don't even know
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and he's great and uh good to see him in
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there.
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>> He's a sleeper because he has been in so
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much stuff. Sean Penn, believe it or
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not, I believe has two best actor wins.
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>> Yeah.
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>> But
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>> Mystic River, maybe.
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>> Mystic River and then the prison one. Uh
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>> Oh, yeah. With the nun.
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>> Yeah. And that's what the movie was
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called. The prison guy and the nun.
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>> Sean van. He's great.
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>> Deb man walkin. He's great in this with
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shocking white hair. He's super tan and
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he plays kind of a crazy weirdo. He's
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absolutely riveting in this. And of
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course Scarsgard who whose son is famous
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>> and he's been around forever. He's kind
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of a sentimental value. The name of the
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movie is the way I feel about him as far
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as getting the best supporting actor. I
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love Sean. The character I thought was a
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little whatever. Uh, all right. What are
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the women and then we'll move on. Do
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they have those?
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>> Let's go to the ladies.
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>> The actress. Oh, yeah. There was one
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shocker I just heard.
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>> H. What do you
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>> Kate Hudson
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>> got nominated for best actress, right?
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>> That song blue, which is on pay-per-view
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now. I'm going to watch it.
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>> I love Neil Diamond. I sang Neil Diamond
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in a movie.
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>> Really? Were you on key?
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>> No, I don't even think they had autotune
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back then, so we had to really [ __ ]
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rough it. But, uh, it was in Lost.
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>> They're coming to America.
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>> No, it was Brother Loves Traveling
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Salvation show. And I think I saw them
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sing it in the trailer for this one.
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>> Neil Diamond is one of those artists
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that that is gonna future trip. There's
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something about his voice and those
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anthem songs just are never going to go.
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>> August nights. Yeah, never going to go.
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Okay, read these names cuz too small.
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>> Uh Jesse Buckley for Hamnet.
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Uh
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>> she won Golden Globes best actress,
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right?
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>> I never heard of this movie. Now I've
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heard of it too much.
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>> It's a Shakespeare kind of thing. And
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and then and in real kind of oldtimey uh
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England, you know, they'd say hamnet.
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Later on it became omelette and then am
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>> I like they should have stopped at
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omelette.
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>> Omelette. Yeah. It's a if I had legs
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I'll kick you. Roseburn Conan. Our our
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buddy Conan O'Brien is in that plane. A
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psychiatrist.
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>> Oh good.
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>> Kate Hudson song sung blue.
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>> Um Rene
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>> Rim Viv. Sorry sorry sorry Renee. Uh I
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don't sentimental value and then of
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course
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>> watch that
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>> one and only Emma Stone Bolognia.
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>> Oh for Bolognia
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>> for Bolognia.
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It was the original title was Bologna
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Sandwich and they shortened it. It's
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kind of a cool premise. I will see that
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cuz she's uh
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>> I saw it.
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>> She's next level, right?
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>> I finally saw something. Nina.
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>> Oh, you don't watch movies.
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>> I do. Uh
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>> you get lost on the web. M
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>> I'm watching The Rip on Netflix.
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>> It's taking me three times. But I do
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like it. It's just I do something
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>> and then I leave. Then I came back from
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the comedy store last night. I leave,
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>> go to bed.
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>> We're watching The Pit and we're
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watching And we're watching on PBS All
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Creatures Great and Small. There
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couldn't be two things more opposite.
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It's called Having Range. It's called
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>> I know. I like it. is I will watch one
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about bugs and animals and then I
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narrate it as I talk to the TV. It's
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funny. I make fun of it,
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>> but they're always cool to watch like a
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bug's life. They follow a bug around or
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they follow like a little
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>> You mean a real like documentary with
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real
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>> Yeah. like a real skunk around or they
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follow just some weird animal and uh in
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the morning they go out sniffing for
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this. It's so funny. I do like I like I
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like documentaries analys pull up my
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gigs because Dana uh
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>> is quietly
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>> don't be squeamish about your huge
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national tour.
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>> Okay. No, I got them. I know. I want to
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talk about I'm coming to
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>> Oh, by this time this airs Yeah. Apple,
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Milwaukee, and Chicago will be on the
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weekend.
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>> Then we got Oklahoma, Texas, and San
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Antonio.
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Mhm.
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>> Then we've got Durham, North Carolina,
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North Tyson's.
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>> I like what I'm hearing.
00:16:40
>> Charlotte, Pittsburgh coming up, and of
00:16:42
course Nashville. But uh Oh, yeah.
00:16:45
Tyson's Virginia. What is Tyson's?
00:16:47
>> Nobody knows.
00:16:48
>> I've done it, too.
00:16:50
What's Ovens? Is that the arena?
00:16:52
>> Could you make a list of the hotels or
00:16:55
motel you're going to be staying at?
00:16:57
>> Are there any Hamptons in Is there
00:17:00
Hampton in in your future? No, I stay at
00:17:02
some [ __ ] dumps. Don't
00:17:03
>> Well, if you're off off Main Label, if
00:17:05
you're out two hours from a major city,
00:17:07
I think in Tyson, your best thing is
00:17:09
going to be a Best Western.
00:17:10
>> Yeah,
00:17:11
>> the breakfast buffet is awesome.
00:17:13
>> You know me, Easy Breezy.
00:17:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. Best Western.
00:17:16
>> Uh when I did last time I was in, was it
00:17:19
Charlotte, Christian McAffrey and some
00:17:21
football players came and it was so fun
00:17:23
>> and we laughed and kicked and scratched.
00:17:26
I like when people come in. I saw Tony
00:17:28
Gonzalez at the uh comedy store last
00:17:30
night.
00:17:31
>> Really?
00:17:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:17:32
>> I like what I'm hearing.
00:17:34
>> I walked in. I texted him a little bit.
00:17:35
Then he they took his phone away. That's
00:17:36
what they do at the store now. Take your
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phone away.
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>> They take your phone away.
00:17:41
>> And that's bad cuz when I have people
00:17:42
there and I want to talk to them after,
00:17:43
say, "Hey, come out and say hi." I
00:17:46
cannot communicate with them. They're
00:17:47
scared someone will film one of our dog
00:17:50
[ __ ]
00:17:51
>> They really check it. There's not a
00:17:53
metal detector. Why?
00:17:54
>> They take your phone, Dana. I don't.
00:17:55
They used to take it from your table.
00:17:57
>> Pocket. What if you just had it in your
00:17:58
back pocket?
00:17:59
>> Well, you can try to pull that scam, but
00:18:00
if you pull it out, they kick you out.
00:18:02
So,
00:18:03
>> they you put in a bag. It's called a
00:18:04
yonder bag. And you put it on the It
00:18:06
used to be only with Chappelle,
00:18:08
>> right?
00:18:09
>> You put it on the table,
00:18:10
>> but you could see it.
00:18:12
>> Now, they take it to the front, which I
00:18:14
think is scarier because I do not want
00:18:16
my phone out of my eyeballs.
00:18:19
>> Uh, yeah. I don't I don't play that
00:18:21
game.
00:18:21
>> I don't play that [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:18:23
Can they have phones if I do a gig?
00:18:25
Absolutely. Can they take video? Oh,
00:18:27
yeah. Take all we want.
00:18:28
>> Well, it's good. Used to take a clip and
00:18:30
go like last night someone would take a
00:18:33
shot of like 10 seconds or just a photo
00:18:36
and say went to the store. It was Spade,
00:18:38
Bobby Lee, Bill Burr, and Whitney
00:18:41
coming. And it's like, oh, fun. You
00:18:42
know, then that that plugs the store and
00:18:44
they go people go, oh [ __ ] that's a
00:18:46
regular night. Because in the other room
00:18:47
was Ali Wong and Sebastian.
00:18:51
Just random night. It just really fills
00:18:53
up with good comics working before they
00:18:55
go on the weekend to do their road. Like
00:18:57
I'm practicing for those gigs I just
00:19:00
told you. So
00:19:01
>> I want to be better. You know, I try I
00:19:04
care about the crowd spending money
00:19:06
getting a babysitter coming down.
00:19:09
>> I'll just say this, the comedy store,
00:19:11
which is is the Borg. It is the
00:19:13
mothership. Uh
00:19:14
>> yeah, it's great.
00:19:15
>> So it gets superstar comedians, men and
00:19:18
women, to come in there and play for a
00:19:20
nickel. And it's been a great thing. I
00:19:22
mean, I I still when I've gone in there,
00:19:25
it always gives me a little bit of the
00:19:27
willies
00:19:29
>> because of the way I felt about it when
00:19:31
I
00:19:32
>> Yeah. something about the black walls
00:19:33
and the white and and the energy around
00:19:35
it. Yeah. Is
00:19:37
>> did you audition for Mity Go?
00:19:39
>> Of course.
00:19:41
>> Did you get it?
00:19:42
>> No.
00:19:43
>> You didn't?
00:19:44
>> No,
00:19:45
>> I didn't either. How [ __ ] funny. I
00:19:47
You would get it before me for sure.
00:19:49
Nah, I my standup was pretty rudimentary
00:19:52
at that point. And then I I think she
00:19:55
said, "Wear a sweater or something." I
00:19:57
went over to her booth and she's she's
00:19:59
on her third cocktail. Looks up.
00:20:02
>> You should wear a sweater, darling. Come
00:20:05
back in two years.
00:20:08
>> You You buy a sweater every day for two
00:20:10
years thinking change your act.
00:20:12
>> But then I went over to Bud Freeman in
00:20:14
the improv.
00:20:15
>> Yeah, that's what I did. And they put me
00:20:16
on I Exact. But who got you in? I know
00:20:19
who got me in at the comedy store and
00:20:21
the improv. I think for people at home,
00:20:24
I think you need to have someone
00:20:26
recommend you.
00:20:28
>> I don't know who got me in there. I
00:20:29
really don't. We all went to her. Oh,
00:20:32
don't be afraid. Plays for the people
00:20:34
her I plays for the people.
00:20:37
>> Well, I remember I asked him, "What's
00:20:38
your goal?" This was before he was on
00:20:40
Morgan Mindy. I was interviewing him
00:20:42
>> for a for a paper at San Francisco
00:20:45
State. What is your goal? I just like to
00:20:47
play for the people.
00:20:49
I don't know. I mean, he was he had
00:20:51
charisma just sitting in a chair with
00:20:53
this deep British accent.
00:20:54
>> He's got a weird look. It's kind of very
00:20:56
riveting to watch. He's like,
00:20:59
>> you know, he's got an odd fa when you
00:21:01
really break it down. He did he looks
00:21:02
kind of interesting and he the way he
00:21:04
kind of moves.
00:21:05
>> Oh, definitely with barrelchested sh
00:21:07
it's he invented this which it took me a
00:21:10
while to figure out why he's so
00:21:12
brilliant because sometimes comedians
00:21:13
would go, "Oh, he's got sticky fingers.
00:21:15
His
00:21:16
His act is hacky.
00:21:19
>> There was some of that. But I said he
00:21:21
invented this motif.
00:21:23
Shakespearean trained actor.
00:21:26
>> Yeah.
00:21:26
>> With no material.
00:21:28
>> No.
00:21:29
>> Is pushed out on a comedy stage.
00:21:32
>> So it's an artifice. It's a thing. But
00:21:34
oh, what's going on? And then he always
00:21:35
had he had a a beret that he'd throw off
00:21:38
and he'd pick it up. For those of you on
00:21:40
this is a frisbee, you know. Mhm.
00:21:43
>> But the whole thing was really hard for
00:21:46
a normal manologist to follow because
00:21:48
Robin didn't know where he was going.
00:21:50
He'd go in the audience. Oh, someone's
00:21:53
shine somebody bald guy's head, you
00:21:55
know. So,
00:21:56
>> did he have any
00:21:58
long chunky bits? Like when I say, "Oh,
00:22:00
I went to get a massage." Right. I I
00:22:02
have like a fourminute bit or a
00:22:04
fiveminute bit. And does he have any of
00:22:06
those or was it all like, "Huh?" And he
00:22:07
goes,
00:22:07
>> "Well, no. I think over here over
00:22:09
there."
00:22:10
>> Here's my theory. This is for comedy
00:22:11
nerds.
00:22:12
>> I believe the stuff that I saw in 7576
00:22:16
was his first special
00:22:19
>> and it's so so rudimentary and so
00:22:24
abstract. It's like the standup you do
00:22:27
before you learn how to do standup.
00:22:29
Later on, I think his management company
00:22:32
got him to do long bits, got him to get
00:22:35
word for word, got him to be organized.
00:22:37
But that first special, something about
00:22:40
him just out there chaos.
00:22:42
>> Yeah. Asian men masturbating in front of
00:22:44
dinosaur, you know,
00:22:46
>> it was just so loose and so powerful. So
00:22:49
that's my favorite special when he was
00:22:51
not
00:22:53
controlled in a way like with Paula
00:22:55
Poundstone. The management company put
00:22:58
her in a dress and she was a tomboy is
00:23:01
it? You know, that was her whole thing
00:23:02
is kind of casual with the sweater and
00:23:05
brilliant. But then these managers,
00:23:08
>> was it Breer Mora or something?
00:23:10
>> I guess so. I don't want to [ __ ] on
00:23:11
anybody. They meant Well,
00:23:14
>> yeah,
00:23:14
>> sure. I don't know if they're still
00:23:15
around, but that I know what you mean.
00:23:17
Are you saying it would it was better
00:23:18
with Paula dressing sort of tomboyish?
00:23:21
>> Well, she just she had her her sweater
00:23:23
on. She was the girl next door. She was
00:23:26
just, you know, and then I saw her they
00:23:28
got a show on ABC and she had heels and
00:23:31
nylon stockings and a dress and lipstick
00:23:33
and it just wasn't her. She was just
00:23:35
this other kind of
00:23:36
>> she was kind of pretty just the way she
00:23:38
was like
00:23:40
she had
00:23:41
>> very photogenic brilliant uh mind
00:23:44
brilliant comedian you know
00:23:46
>> that was a name you heard a lot back
00:23:47
then like
00:23:48
>> and she's out there now too she's out
00:23:50
there
00:23:50
>> I'm sure she still goes Rita Rner there
00:23:51
was a lot that did well
00:23:53
>> uh okay you want to get to some stories
00:23:55
or oh yeah I want to talk about the
00:23:57
Netflix
00:23:59
>> [ __ ] extravaganza
00:24:03
>> comedy
00:24:04
festival.
00:24:05
>> Okay. And then we'll get we'll get to
00:24:08
the is Trump a is there any method to
00:24:10
his madness? Donald Trump
00:24:12
>> do that first. Do that first.
00:24:14
>> There's our tease because I find it
00:24:17
almost like a sport like okay what? Cuz
00:24:20
we've seen this play before. We're going
00:24:22
to go 500% terror 500%
00:24:25
>> 12 million
00:24:26
>> and then you check in six months later
00:24:27
it's like 13%. You know
00:24:29
>> 2%. So he's he's a character and this is
00:24:34
what I looked up what he from his book.
00:24:38
Leverage media attention. Use this to
00:24:41
create buzz and influence. Create a
00:24:43
sense of urgency. Imply the deal must be
00:24:45
made quickly. Use bold claims. Make
00:24:48
exaggerated statements to assert
00:24:50
dominance and capture interest.
00:24:52
Negotiates from strength. Always be in a
00:24:55
pos position to walk away. Good cop, bad
00:24:57
cop. I mean he does this stuff so like
00:25:01
he's going to do tariffs on Europe maybe
00:25:03
maybe by the time by airtime may be true
00:25:06
and he's going to
00:25:07
>> less than 200% and that grabs everyone's
00:25:10
attention
00:25:11
>> tariffs on Europe
00:25:12
>> crazy high number
00:25:14
>> he's going to militarily take over
00:25:16
Greenland
00:25:18
and so the market just went pull out
00:25:20
>> the stock market pull pull dive dive
00:25:24
>> dive
00:25:25
>> and then the next day he kind of goes
00:25:28
No, we made a deal. I sat with someone.
00:25:30
We made a deal. We made a great deal.
00:25:31
We're not going to do the tariffs. The
00:25:33
tariffs. We're not. But you said, "We're
00:25:35
not going to do quite frankly, people
00:25:38
are looking at it. If you look at it,
00:25:39
you see it, and you think about it,
00:25:41
we're going to do a great deal for the
00:25:43
whole. We got a deal. We made a deal.
00:25:46
We're going to do a deal. We got a new
00:25:48
one."
00:25:49
>> Well, I have just decided, you know how
00:25:51
I went with George Bush Senior from
00:25:53
Well, we're do not got to do it. But I'm
00:25:55
doing it with Trump
00:25:56
>> because James Austin Johnson has his
00:25:58
Trump is brilliant, but I I'm trying to
00:26:01
entertain myself. So to entertain
00:26:04
myself, I have to
00:26:05
>> Yours makes me laugh. We do it on
00:26:08
things. We're going to go places and
00:26:10
people are people are saying a lot of
00:26:12
things and they know
00:26:14
>> we're going to build igloos. Everybody
00:26:16
gets an igloo.
00:26:17
>> We'll take it over. And we don't know
00:26:19
where this goes, but it's clear he likes
00:26:22
to put out this thing in negotiation.
00:26:25
He's going to bomb Greenland and tariff
00:26:27
Europe to [ __ ] And so the prime
00:26:30
minister of Canada came out like an end
00:26:32
of days speech. We we know that nothing
00:26:35
will ever be the same. You know, this is
00:26:37
before Trump said, "No tariffs. We'll
00:26:39
make a deal. Everybody's going to be
00:26:41
rich." The thing about Greenland is that
00:26:45
Russia and China are sort of creeping
00:26:47
around up there in the orange circle.
00:26:50
>> They're like, "Hello, hello, Mr. Putin.
00:26:52
This is submarine Captain Veir too. We
00:26:56
are seeing Greenland in our telescopes.
00:27:00
Looks like some rare earth minerals.
00:27:02
Maybe we sneak in, grab some lithium,
00:27:05
and run for the buck. I didn't know they
00:27:09
had lithium. Give me some of that shit."
00:27:10
Oh, we need we need rare earth minerals,
00:27:13
man.
00:27:13
>> Rare earth rare rare earth minerals for
00:27:17
our phones and stuff. So, any I thought
00:27:19
that was really interesting and and how
00:27:21
everyone really reacts to the madness,
00:27:25
the chaos he creates and the madness and
00:27:28
then he seems super reasonable by saying
00:27:31
>> whatever after that sounds reasonable.
00:27:33
>> Yeah. So, countries 500% tariff and like
00:27:36
oh my god end of world. All right, just
00:27:39
50%. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It seems like
00:27:44
it's a sixth grade level of thinking,
00:27:46
but it seems
00:27:46
>> it's like a pattern that people are
00:27:48
seeing. You're seeing it, but not
00:27:50
everyone see. So, they should go this is
00:27:52
the move. You do this, it turns into
00:27:54
this, winds up at this because the stock
00:27:57
market and I think is about I got out of
00:28:00
the stock market a while ago, which was
00:28:02
one of my dumb ideas. Yeah.
00:28:04
>> No.
00:28:04
>> Um, I got into movie studios. Dumb idea
00:28:08
number two.
00:28:09
>> Put it on a mattress.
00:28:12
>> Um anyway, so that that that Oh yeah,
00:28:16
let's go back into the Netflix as a
00:28:17
joke.
00:28:17
>> Yeah, Netflix is a joke. Explain to our
00:28:20
audience what this is.
00:28:21
>> I'll explain how tiny this is. This is
00:28:24
um
00:28:25
>> I should have brought a print out, but
00:28:26
basically look at how many [ __ ]
00:28:29
people are come. I I have to say,
00:28:32
>> I've never seen this many headliners
00:28:34
>> come to LA and blow it up. I don't know
00:28:37
how. If you bought a ticket to each one,
00:28:39
it would be about $7 million.
00:28:41
>> Cat Williams. I want to see that one.
00:28:43
>> Cat Williams. Okay, let me look at this.
00:28:46
>> Cat Williams
00:28:47
>> with David Letterman.
00:28:49
>> There's Gaff again. There's Letterman.
00:28:51
There's Shane Gillis. There's Nikki.
00:28:53
Nikki Glazer's roasting the river.
00:28:56
>> No, I'm kidding. But, you know, they're
00:28:57
just they're they're putting everybody
00:29:00
everywhere. And I didn't know they had
00:29:03
it organized in days because this is
00:29:05
more interesting. But to pick between
00:29:08
Melanie, I can't even see him from here.
00:29:10
But to pick between so many huge stars,
00:29:14
>> right?
00:29:15
>> And we're doing our podcast there. We're
00:29:17
doing um
00:29:19
>> Fly in the Wall.
00:29:20
>> Who's our guest?
00:29:22
>> I have I have Heather.
00:29:24
>> I have an idea. I can't say it. Heather
00:29:26
will be there.
00:29:28
>> Uh, but I don't I can't say yet. So,
00:29:31
I'll tell you. I'll tell you when I can.
00:29:32
D.
00:29:33
>> How are we going to stand out? These are
00:29:34
so many shows. Do you buy one ticket and
00:29:37
it gets you into all the shows?
00:29:38
>> I hope like a ski pass. I don't know.
00:29:40
But, uh,
00:29:41
>> who's the freak that's going to see more
00:29:43
than two of these shows? What kind of
00:29:45
human beings can see this much?
00:29:47
>> I mean, if you're a comedy fan, you
00:29:50
should just move here and take all your
00:29:53
sell all your possessions.
00:29:55
named Burgati
00:29:56
>> and Burgatsi is doing I mean
00:29:59
>> every pretty much everyone you can think
00:30:01
of is here and doing a show and it's
00:30:05
>> we got to get a really
00:30:06
>> it's called almost too much of a good
00:30:08
thing. Ted really flipped this thing and
00:30:10
Robbie over at Netflix into a huge deal
00:30:14
pretty quickly. We I think we did it
00:30:16
last year.
00:30:17
>> Did we interview Will Frell? Was that
00:30:19
was that one?
00:30:19
>> Well, I don't think it was last year but
00:30:21
we had Adam Sandler early on. Yeah, that
00:30:25
might have been us at the Wilturn, but
00:30:27
we have um
00:30:29
>> anyway, we're going to be there. We're
00:30:30
excited. Get your tickets and uh
00:30:34
>> I'll just say this that I can't really
00:30:36
say exactly what's going to happen at
00:30:39
our show,
00:30:40
>> okay?
00:30:40
>> But I know it will never be forgotten.
00:30:43
So, just just let that float out there.
00:30:46
>> Bert Chryser with no shirt.
00:30:49
>> We're not going to be boring. We're not
00:30:50
going to be boring. He can't be boring
00:30:52
anymore. Not missing. We got to be like
00:30:54
Trump in a way. We're gonna do the
00:30:55
craziest things because we know how to
00:30:58
do crazy. We're gonna go nuts.
00:30:59
Everybody's gonna see it.
00:31:01
>> What if we put a tariff on our audience?
00:31:05
>> That's the thing we do. We're going to
00:31:06
have every single guest. Dave Chappelle
00:31:08
will be there every night. We're going
00:31:10
to have Shane Gillis. He sits on the
00:31:12
couch. Everybody's coming. It's the
00:31:13
biggest thing. Cut two. It's you, me,
00:31:16
and I don't know. I don't want to pick
00:31:18
on anybody. I'm open my I won't say a
00:31:21
name. I won't say a name.
00:31:24
>> Uh, will we be will we have a cast off
00:31:27
from the 1987
00:31:29
SNL cast?
00:31:31
>> We're going to have the original cast of
00:31:34
Captain Kangaroo is going to be there.
00:31:36
They're a little long in the truth, but
00:31:37
we're going to
00:31:37
>> No, you just offended them.
00:31:39
>> Kangaroo.
00:31:40
>> No. No.
00:31:41
>> Anyway, the Netflix is a jokes thing
00:31:43
will be pretty fun.
00:31:45
>> I don't know what they're actually
00:31:46
filming to put on Netflix, if anything,
00:31:49
>> but I know there's a lot going on. I
00:31:50
just don't know about the name because
00:31:52
there are people who kind of make fun of
00:31:53
Netflix because it's the biggest live
00:31:55
streaming. I mean it's it's it's it's it
00:31:58
is the board for for uh global
00:32:01
television but some I heard a guy
00:32:03
without any irony just say oh it's a
00:32:04
joke man
00:32:06
>> I think honestly that's how it started
00:32:07
where people when Netflix started they
00:32:09
said Netflix is a joke and then they go
00:32:11
took when we start our comedy division
00:32:12
that might be a funny way to
00:32:16
>> label it. I don't know but I
00:32:18
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:18
>> I agree. I don't know if it's but it's
00:32:20
working.
00:32:21
>> Um,
00:32:22
>> okay. What's the next story? Let's get
00:32:23
to some headlines. We really dig into
00:32:26
headlines that are
00:32:26
>> That was our warm up. That was our
00:32:28
warmup. Now we're
00:32:29
>> here. Netflix related story. See, I like
00:32:31
when they're sort of related. There's a
00:32:32
little thought put in here. Matt Damon
00:32:34
says, "Netflix films." Oh, he did the
00:32:37
rip, which I'm
00:32:38
>> have to reiterate the plot three or four
00:32:40
times in the dialogue because people are
00:32:43
on their phones.
00:32:45
>> Yes, I read this. He says uh that well
00:32:49
an executive said it wouldn't be bad to
00:32:51
keep letting people know. Now in a
00:32:54
regular movie because I've written
00:32:55
movies with people this happens where
00:32:57
they say kind of remind everyone where
00:32:59
we're at orientate orient them. But if
00:33:02
you do a screening of a movie like bus
00:33:05
boys and then at the end you go any
00:33:07
questions they go why did you make this?
00:33:09
>> But usually they're more precise like uh
00:33:13
what you want. So you guys are dealing
00:33:15
drugs and you go, "Yeah." So if you hear
00:33:18
something a few times in a screening,
00:33:20
you go, "Okay, let's let's clarify that.
00:33:23
Let's go back, put in a voice over or
00:33:26
shoot one extra scene." People don't
00:33:28
understand we went from here to here. So
00:33:30
in these movies, they're saying do that
00:33:32
even more. Like dumb it down is what
00:33:35
he's saying.
00:33:36
>> Or do it in a different way. I say
00:33:37
clarity is king when it comes to this.
00:33:39
when you're trying to watch a movie and
00:33:42
after about seven or eight minutes
00:33:43
you're not quite sure where you are.
00:33:45
What am I watching? Is the tone
00:33:47
consistent?
00:33:48
>> If you watch a Sylvester Stallone movie
00:33:50
or Arnold movie and even um Adam Sandler
00:33:53
is really good
00:33:55
at just laying it out. It's not it's not
00:33:58
redundant. It's just we're clear where
00:34:00
we are in the first two minutes what
00:34:02
what we're watching.
00:34:03
>> Well, you want a clear plot hopefully.
00:34:06
>> I think so. Well, unless it's a mystery,
00:34:08
but a good movie is a good movie. But I
00:34:12
you know, in the middle of this movie,
00:34:13
I'm watching it. Matt Damon looks at the
00:34:14
camera and goes, "Oh my god, I'm Matt
00:34:16
Damon and that's Ben Affleck and we
00:34:18
teamed our money and we made a deal to
00:34:20
do this movie. We're the good guys.
00:34:23
We're fighting the Colombian cartel
00:34:25
and he's telling it to a cat in the
00:34:27
movie and the cat goes and then I go,
00:34:29
"Oh, that was a good way to do it. Now I
00:34:31
understand it again." Then I forget 20
00:34:33
minutes later, who are these people?
00:34:34
What's going on? and they go, "Oh, the
00:34:36
Colombian cartel is coming and they're
00:34:38
mad." And I'm like, "Oh, that's right."
00:34:40
>> I did a PG comedy once called Master
00:34:42
Disguise. And at the screening, it was
00:34:45
so chaotic cuz we didn't have any time
00:34:47
to rewrite the script, but it was so
00:34:49
chaotic. No one knew what was going on
00:34:52
at all. It was the most confusing movie
00:34:54
ever.
00:34:56
And even even Brad Gray was slumping
00:34:59
down. All all the agents and managers
00:35:02
were in their chairs like
00:35:04
>> the comment cards are just like, "Hey,
00:35:05
[ __ ] you."
00:35:06
>> So, what we did, which maybe you can do
00:35:09
with Buzz Boys if you need it. I don't
00:35:10
know where you're at, but
00:35:11
>> yeah,
00:35:12
>> narrator.
00:35:13
>> Narrators help. Uh, I do say Dicky
00:35:16
Roberts, one of the comic cards was, uh,
00:35:19
>> David Spade is generally annoying, but I
00:35:22
did like this movie and I liked him in
00:35:23
it. He has to add that at the beginning.
00:35:25
I remember I kept that card.
00:35:28
>> Wow. Well,
00:35:29
>> but at least he ended by going, I'll
00:35:30
give it a good score because
00:35:32
>> there is a human being when you make a
00:35:34
movie and you're going to show it to
00:35:36
people and they're going to fill out
00:35:37
cards. There's a person Kevin a man or a
00:35:39
woman who guides the audience through
00:35:42
it. Here's your card. This means this.
00:35:44
This means this. So, I figured out after
00:35:47
two screenings where we were at
00:35:48
imperceptible, like a 0.001,
00:35:51
I said, I got to talk to that guy. So
00:35:54
then I talked to that guy and then his
00:35:56
spiel to the audience was very different
00:35:58
and then we went
00:35:59
>> Oh, you steered it a bit smart.
00:36:00
>> Well, just asking the right questions,
00:36:02
setting them up, don't be confused,
00:36:04
whatever. Or the way he would couch it
00:36:07
would sometimes influence people. You
00:36:09
know what happens is for people at home
00:36:11
is they test every movie and uh I sit in
00:36:15
the back on most of the ones I'm in. And
00:36:17
it's kind of fun, but it's also [ __ ]
00:36:19
terrifying because if this doesn't work,
00:36:22
>> the the marketing budget is based on the
00:36:26
score of your first screening. So if
00:36:29
they see hope, like out of a hundred,
00:36:31
these people don't give a [ __ ] They go,
00:36:33
I'll give it an 80. I'll give it a 90.
00:36:35
I'll give it a 40. I'll give it a zero.
00:36:36
[ __ ] this. That means so much because
00:36:39
the average they go, "Oh, you got a 77.
00:36:42
That's really good. Your budget will go
00:36:44
up $2 million on advertising and when it
00:36:47
comes down because you got lower scores.
00:36:49
You can bump it up by making your tweaks
00:36:51
and you get another screening. But if
00:36:53
it's too low, they probably won't give
00:36:54
you another screening. It costs too much
00:36:56
to do a screening
00:36:58
>> and bring the people in and rent the
00:37:00
theater. So they start to give up on it
00:37:02
right then. So your first screening,
00:37:03
there's more and more pressure over the
00:37:05
years. This has to be almost finished.
00:37:08
It's not like let's try a bunch of crazy
00:37:10
jokes. If it doesn't work, we'll try
00:37:12
another one.
00:37:12
>> It's like it got too serious.
00:37:15
>> It's called stank, I think, is the
00:37:18
>> Yeah, you get a stank on it and then you
00:37:19
go,
00:37:19
>> that's not Yeah,
00:37:20
>> people are starting to fade out on it.
00:37:22
>> Masters Guys, lowbudget made 40 at box
00:37:25
office was like 80 now and also did
00:37:27
another 60 in video in those days. So,
00:37:30
>> 40 wasn't expensive. I mean, you
00:37:31
probably made it for 10 and then you
00:37:32
made 40,
00:37:34
>> but it was this was a a Jack Gerbuto,
00:37:37
the producer and I were trying to figure
00:37:38
out ways to edit it and stuff. So,
00:37:41
>> since it was a kids movie, you kind of
00:37:44
need a fart joke.
00:37:45
>> Trickier.
00:37:45
>> You need a fart joke in a kid movie
00:37:47
apparently. So, I didn't have any, but I
00:37:50
thought, what about if the bad guy
00:37:51
whenever he's really is his plan is
00:37:54
going really well, he farts.
00:37:57
Now, Jack thought it wasn't about He
00:38:00
goes, "We should he should fart and then
00:38:02
we cut right away." But I said, "No, he
00:38:04
farts and then we hold for like 5
00:38:06
seconds or 10 seconds." LIKE,
00:38:13
so it's like right as he's at the peak
00:38:15
of his plan, the chair gets pulled out
00:38:17
and then that goes. So, Jack, we tried
00:38:19
it the other way where it's like
00:38:21
cut and it didn't get a laugh. So it is
00:38:24
all about he's at the peak of his powers
00:38:27
and THEN I TOLD YOU WE WILL DOMINATE THE
00:38:31
world
00:38:34
>> and the funny thing you hold on him and
00:38:35
then you cut to the people listening
00:38:36
like this
00:38:38
>> everybody free
00:38:39
>> and you get an extra laugh cut away cut
00:38:42
away the guy eating his soup.
00:38:44
>> So there is kind of a it it is fun and
00:38:47
you you there is that trial and error.
00:38:49
It's always amazing when you put do a
00:38:51
rough edit on a film. What will get a
00:38:54
laugh that you didn't expect like that?
00:38:56
>> Yeah.
00:38:56
>> Oh, I thought it'd be
00:38:57
>> That's why you need a screening.
00:38:58
>> Yeah. You just never know what an
00:39:00
audience is going to go for.
00:39:02
>> Tommy boy, the biggest
00:39:05
the biggest laugh in readthrough and
00:39:07
shooting was the deer in the back and at
00:39:10
the screening it was their
00:39:12
sixth favorite scene. And you're like,
00:39:16
"Wow, we were wrong the whole time."
00:39:18
like it over time
00:39:21
>> people remember it but there's so many
00:39:22
more things that people quote to me than
00:39:24
that and and it was so hard to shoot and
00:39:26
it was freezing we had to get an
00:39:28
animatronic deer we had to trash a car
00:39:30
all that work as a set piece they call
00:39:32
them and um it still went well and is a
00:39:35
good part of the movie but it was by far
00:39:37
the number one and then we were like wow
00:39:40
we saw a screening
00:39:41
>> well I think it's hard to beat uh you
00:39:43
and Chris's chemistry and patter you
00:39:45
know
00:39:46
>> that's what people liked Yeah, but in
00:39:48
the context of movies as I remember it,
00:39:51
>> it it was it was an energetic little it
00:39:54
thing. It was it wasn't witty patter. It
00:39:57
was Chris screaming
00:39:58
>> crazy
00:39:59
>> and then the deer in the thing. So it
00:40:00
kind of like lifted
00:40:02
>> going like this
00:40:04
>> watching it all happen.
00:40:05
>> Gave the movie a little left turn. A lot
00:40:07
a lot of energy.
00:40:08
>> It's more sad and like chaos and we get
00:40:12
it. Okay.
00:40:12
>> Tom and boy, sorry. David Spade and the
00:40:15
late great Chris Farley. Available now
00:40:17
wherever you watch your podcast.
00:40:18
>> Blu-ray and laser disc
00:40:20
>> and and a podcast. Okay.
00:40:24
>> Okay. Go ahead. Next one.
00:40:28
>> Oh, I This is so funny. Director Jordan
00:40:30
Peele quit acting when he was offered
00:40:32
the role of poop.
00:40:34
>> Oh, the Emoji Movie.
00:40:36
>> Yeah.
00:40:37
>> He goes,
00:40:38
>> "And that's real."
00:40:39
>> He goes, "This is true.
00:40:42
I I don't I would be not offended. I
00:40:44
would be like, "How would I do that?"
00:40:47
>> Look, I I mean,
00:40:49
>> did you get it?
00:40:51
>> No. No. I I wrote the part and I
00:40:53
suggested I I suggested Jordan.
00:40:56
>> Um I would just say in show business
00:40:59
because so many people are in it now
00:41:01
because every kid has is on film all
00:41:03
day, their whole childhood. So, everyone
00:41:04
wants to be in it. The more control you
00:41:07
can take, the more you can kind of
00:41:09
co-write or develop stuff on your own.
00:41:11
But just sitting there waiting. What is
00:41:13
it? Hi, this is Jordan poop. The
00:41:16
character's name is poop. Oh, that's
00:41:18
funny. No, it's actual poop. I'm
00:41:20
animated poop and my character's name is
00:41:22
poop. Get out.
00:41:25
>> I was the title of this first movie.
00:41:28
Let's have a Oh, get out. That's right.
00:41:29
I stepped on it.
00:41:31
>> That's all right. We got it.
00:41:32
>> I stepped on your
00:41:33
>> Get out. Wait.
00:41:35
>> Get out. Well, if you get a poop call
00:41:37
and you say, "Listen,
00:41:39
>> Mhm.
00:41:40
>> is he like, "Does he talk or is it just
00:41:43
poop or do I make little noises or
00:41:47
could it be diarrhea?" And they're like,
00:41:49
"I'll go. We'll go back to him."
00:41:51
>> Well, Sydney Sweeney is playing
00:41:54
diarrhea. Oh, okay. Your poop. All
00:41:57
right. Well, it sounds like a really
00:41:59
good movie. Uh, Irritable Bowring
00:42:03
IBS. IBS is Brad Pitt. Brad's doing
00:42:07
that. Yeah, you know, he's wants to
00:42:10
branch out.
00:42:10
>> Is Peepy?
00:42:12
>> Really? This movie sounds kind of
00:42:14
offputting.
00:42:15
>> It's actually sounds good now.
00:42:18
>> The kids would love it. Kids went crazy
00:42:20
for it.
00:42:21
>> Who's Jiz again?
00:42:24
>> We haven't cast that yet.
00:42:26
>> And David Spade as the oversized wiener.
00:42:29
Really? The oversized wiener? You want
00:42:31
me to play that? Where'd you get that
00:42:33
idea?
00:42:34
>> I say yes. Scale plus 10. Uh, okay.
00:42:40
Another one.
00:42:41
>> And another one. And another one.
00:42:42
>> And another.
00:42:44
>> Okay. Mr. Beast Beast Games contestant
00:42:47
says he has no regrets. Oh, this one.
00:42:49
Yeah.
00:42:50
>> This is after LA. This is a follow-up to
00:42:51
last week.
00:42:52
>> Oh, okay. Go ahead. What is it?
00:42:53
>> The guy
00:42:55
is in a Mr. beast games and they say if
00:42:58
you hit that buzzer all your castmates
00:43:02
your team will lose the whole game and
00:43:04
go home
00:43:04
>> they get nothing and you
00:43:05
>> but you get a million dollars and he
00:43:07
[ __ ] hits it and everyone's shocked
00:43:09
and the guy says now that I'm a
00:43:11
millionaire I definitely don't regret my
00:43:13
decision and someone commented why on
00:43:15
God's green earth would I not take 1
00:43:18
million over a team of strangers
00:43:20
>> oh they weren't his family or friends
00:43:23
like you just met in the green room
00:43:25
>> of Of course. I mean, like, I'm all for
00:43:28
being a team player, but these people
00:43:32
you met in the green room and had
00:43:33
[ __ ] carrot sticks with for an hour
00:43:35
and
00:43:36
>> Yeah. And I think I, you know, I don't
00:43:37
know much about Mr. Beast, but I think
00:43:39
he's he's kind of brilliant in a way
00:43:42
just to create a show like this. First
00:43:44
of all, his name is Bill Sloth or
00:43:48
something like that. To name yourself
00:43:49
Mr. Beast is like
00:43:52
>> early branding, you know? was like the
00:43:54
Hulk or something
00:43:55
>> to invent this game, give away money. I
00:43:57
I remember the early days of Mr. Beast
00:44:00
and it was like, uh, I can give you
00:44:03
$10,000 now or then I'll or I'll give
00:44:06
that homeless person 10,000, you know,
00:44:08
stuff like that. Man on the street with
00:44:09
money.
00:44:09
>> Take it.
00:44:10
>> Yeah.
00:44:11
>> Oh,
00:44:15
>> I can give you spay $10,000 or I can
00:44:18
cure the disease. I'll take it.
00:44:21
>> Oh, I didn't finish. Yeah, you you could
00:44:23
help mankind. I'll give this to cure
00:44:26
cancer or you can have this. I'll give
00:44:29
it
00:44:29
>> give me give me.
00:44:31
>> Well, women, let me let me just finish.
00:44:32
It's going to help children all over the
00:44:34
world. It's going to feed the home. I
00:44:36
give
00:44:37
>> Can you do it in hundreds?
00:44:40
>> I've already forgotten what he's about
00:44:41
to say. I'm just like, how am I going to
00:44:43
break this down and carry it?
00:44:44
>> Could we get We'll just put it out there
00:44:46
in the universe. Mr. Beast would I would
00:44:49
love to talk to you, but maybe
00:44:50
>> Oh, yeah. He should come on. Maybe he's
00:44:52
his the way he created this ecosystem,
00:44:56
this entertainment superworld is
00:44:57
fascinating. But maybe it's a little bit
00:44:59
like Trump. He can't say what he's doing
00:45:01
because then other people might do it.
00:45:03
>> Mr. Beast, they call him Mr. Beast. He's
00:45:05
a beast. Mr. Beast, he gives away a lot
00:45:07
of money. A lot of money. Gives away a
00:45:10
lot of money. This beast leaning on that
00:45:13
[ __ ]
00:45:18
>> quite frankly. Quite frankly, quite
00:45:20
frankly,
00:45:20
>> it's maintain broken.
00:45:22
>> Quite frankly, quite frankly,
00:45:25
he's making a lot of
00:45:28
>> a lot of pe a lot of pe a lot of people
00:45:30
are saying he gets
00:45:32
>> many people are saying many people are
00:45:33
saying, and if you look at it, you think
00:45:35
about it, people are doing many things
00:45:37
and they're going to do things and
00:45:38
they're talking about things and they're
00:45:40
going places here.
00:45:42
>> What happened when Gavin Newsome was
00:45:43
sitting in the back? I saw a clip. I
00:45:45
didn't see.
00:45:45
>> I know. He couldn't get in. They kind of
00:45:46
>> did he just pop over to Davos like on
00:45:48
his way?
00:45:49
>> Yeah. And he was trying to get in their
00:45:51
green room and everything, but uh he
00:45:53
called it daddy's speech was sucked or
00:45:55
something like that. So they wouldn't
00:45:56
let him in and then they flipped them
00:45:59
off or something. I don't remember.
00:46:01
Politics is a little different these
00:46:02
days. Let's put it that way.
00:46:05
>> From the days of George Bush Senior.
00:46:07
Very polite, very careful.
00:46:09
>> Never. No, I'm in the middle of my
00:46:12
Never. Go ahead.
00:46:13
>> Never.
00:46:15
Never, ever, ever. All right. Carson
00:46:17
Beck's response to being asked if he had
00:46:20
class yesterday.
00:46:21
>> This is a college.
00:46:22
>> Okay.
00:46:23
>> Quarterback.
00:46:24
>> I'm curious. Did you have class
00:46:26
yesterday? If so, what class? And I know
00:46:29
there was a pep rally on campus. Just
00:46:31
what has it been like being you as a
00:46:33
student this week? Particularly
00:46:35
yesterday.
00:46:36
>> Uh, yeah. No class. I I graduated two
00:46:38
years ago, so um
00:46:40
>> Okay. So, this
00:46:41
>> Oh, he's he can still play in college.
00:46:43
the quarterback for the national
00:46:45
championship team I think in Florida
00:46:47
Miami. Um I just think maybe I'm
00:46:50
inaccurate on that but
00:46:53
this NIL stuff has gotten so crazy. I
00:46:56
think the Miami team in the championship
00:47:00
the average age was between 22 and 25
00:47:03
and that's when you're supposed to
00:47:04
graduate. So
00:47:07
people are staying. I didn't know you
00:47:09
could stay without classes. And then
00:47:11
they're getting like two million, three
00:47:13
million a year. So, no, they're not
00:47:15
rushing as fast to the pros because they
00:47:18
give you a rookie deal where the first
00:47:19
year isn't that much. And they're like,
00:47:21
"Shit, I'll just stay here and rake it
00:47:23
in and be like the hero of my college."
00:47:26
>> Name, image, likeness. You own it. You
00:47:30
could sell it. You could monetize it.
00:47:32
And uh the gymnast who's with the
00:47:34
picture, I can't remember her name.
00:47:36
>> Oh, Libby. She was making millions. Just
00:47:38
kind of funny because I was at San
00:47:40
Francisco State. If someone in the dorm
00:47:42
be like, "What are you doing? I just
00:47:44
made five million." Some pictures of me
00:47:45
on a balance beam. Really? I I I was I
00:47:49
was vacuuming the dorm to get money to
00:47:52
be able to live in the dorm and it was
00:47:54
15 stories high.
00:47:56
>> Yeah. I mean, honestly, if I was Libby
00:47:58
Dunn, I wouldn't graduate.
00:48:02
That's not why I didn't graduate. But
00:48:04
>> were you a gymnast? Do did you have any
00:48:06
skill?
00:48:07
>> I did do gymnastics. That's why I
00:48:08
screwed up my neck.
00:48:09
>> Interesting.
00:48:10
>> And uh but I I wasn't getting paid much
00:48:12
to do anything. And
00:48:14
>> if they saw my skill set, I have a
00:48:16
particular set of skill.
00:48:18
>> Skillshare.
00:48:19
>> I could have mumbled jokes around ASU
00:48:23
and they would have given me a couple
00:48:24
million bucks.
00:48:26
>> I know. But you didn't. And now you have
00:48:29
regret. You need therapy.
00:48:30
>> I wouldn't take that dirty money. Yes, I
00:48:33
would.
00:48:35
Hey man, I've been poor and I've been
00:48:38
rich.
00:48:39
>> What's better?
00:48:40
>> And everything in between. I don't know.
00:48:41
I'm just doing kind of a character from
00:48:43
I'm auditioning for a movie character.
00:48:44
I've been
00:48:45
>> auditioning for Land Man 19th spin-off.
00:48:48
>> Godamn it, lady. I don't know what the
00:48:50
[ __ ] you're trying to do. Godamn.
00:48:52
Everybody's up my ass today. What?
00:48:54
Where'd you wake up on the home side?
00:48:56
The great thing about Landman is it's
00:48:58
getting better. And Sam Elliot Sam
00:49:00
Elliott is amazing with Billy Bob.
00:49:05
>> Yeah,
00:49:06
>> it's getting better. It really is.
00:49:08
>> All right. Anything else you want to say
00:49:10
before I let you go?
00:49:11
>> Um, just be kind to your neighbors. Um,
00:49:15
be kind to yourself. Um, make sure you
00:49:17
eat real food as much as possible.
00:49:20
>> Um, get your protein. Uh, hydrate every
00:49:23
once in a while. Just have a drink of
00:49:24
water. And for the, you know, if if
00:49:27
you're bored, have a drink of water and
00:49:30
do 10 push-ups. If you're just going, I
00:49:32
have nothing to do.
00:49:34
>> I want to say,
00:49:34
>> David, what's your final statement?
00:49:36
>> Be kind. Rewind. And um
00:49:40
>> remember that the Blockbuster Heather
00:49:43
does.
00:49:43
>> Remember, only you can prevent forest
00:49:46
fires.
00:49:48
>> What's that voice about?
00:49:50
>> That was rewinding.
00:49:52
>> Mean a tape rewinding. Yeah.
00:49:55
>> How about fast forwarding a cassette?
00:50:00
>> See, here's what I
00:50:01
>> Oh, yeah. You take a pencil and take a
00:50:03
cassette and go.
00:50:06
>> The great thing is, what did Heather
00:50:09
say?
00:50:09
>> She said, "Take a cassette and put a
00:50:11
pencil or eraser in there if it gets
00:50:13
stuck and you have to turn it." That's
00:50:15
we had to do the [ __ ] leg work back
00:50:17
then.
00:50:17
>> Yeah. We aren't like these spoiled K. As
00:50:22
long as you say what you're doing, the
00:50:24
sound effect will match. Like I was
00:50:26
moving some furniture today
00:50:30
>> because people picture it
00:50:32
>> and that it so the sound effect doesn't
00:50:34
have to be accurate. I saw a bird the
00:50:35
other day. Kaka kaka kaka, you know,
00:50:38
>> helps. Open the door.
00:50:41
>> We're getting some horses on our farm.
00:50:45
Two horses. Yeah. Now that was accurate.
00:50:49
They're going to eat up the field. There
00:50:51
there's going to be electrified fence.
00:50:52
They'll never touch it just so they
00:50:54
won't get lost.
00:50:58
>> They're going to eat up our field for a
00:51:00
month or so.
00:51:00
>> Oh, Heather, were you excited that he
00:51:02
was getting a horse?
00:51:03
>> I was waiting for him to get some
00:51:05
>> Oh, good. Yeah, we need more other than
00:51:06
chickens. You got to fill that place
00:51:08
out.
00:51:08
>> Eat up this stuff. Don't you need goats
00:51:10
for them?
00:51:10
>> Are you going to have goats to eat up
00:51:12
your uh
00:51:12
>> Sure. Whatever you guys want. Whatever
00:51:14
you guys want.
00:51:15
>> Well, when we come up there, we want to
00:51:18
see the goats and the horses and the
00:51:19
chickens. The whole place is full of
00:51:21
horses, cows,
00:51:24
incredible hawks, and
00:51:26
>> Zootopia dogs.
00:51:29
>> Um, okay.
00:51:31
>> All right. Thanks everybody. And, uh,
00:51:34
>> goodbye everybody. Goodbye.
00:51:36
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