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where she was basically like, "Now this
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is a this is what they call a saucer.
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You put your coffee cup on it so it
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doesn't spill all over your illegitimate
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children, you animals." I think people
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got a little turned off by that. The guy
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from Euphoria called me, Sam Levenson
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called me over the summer and said,
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"There's a scene we want you to do where
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Hunter, you're a sugar daddy and you're
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paying Hunter Schaefer and Hunter
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Schaefer has you on a leash and you're
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walking around the floor like a dog.
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They're gonna have an army of morbidly
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obese, heavily medicated Disney adults.
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And that's just what we've got. That's
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what we've built in this country.
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>> Our front line. That's
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>> our front line. Just 48y olds ghosted
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with Prozac dressed like toddlers with
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Mickey Mouse backpacks running.
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>> Well, we had a real firecracker. Uh
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Dana,
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>> we you predicted it and then we did it.
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Tim Dylan.
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>> Oh boy. Tim Dylan who such a funny
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podcast. Such a hilarious dude. Always
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has opinions. He was on Lights Out. We
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talked about that which is this show.
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That's where I met him and then we made
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him have a little special segment on
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there. And he's just couldn't give a
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[ __ ] He makes fun of everybody,
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everything, both political sides. We
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talk about so many things. And he he's a
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great riffolic.
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Yeah. I mean, I really enjoy at a
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certain point I was just like, "Okay,
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just feed him something and then he'll
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go on a rant." Kind of reminded me of
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Dennis Miller and Rush Limbbo and had a
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baby or something, you know? It's like
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this high energy. And uh he never says
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>> he never says no. Whatever you say to
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him, he starts running with it right
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away. And it's dripping sarcasm, but
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ultimately it's always just going for
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the laugh. It's always funny,
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>> almost always offensive, always
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hilarious. offensive and funny.
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>> And like you said, you said it well.
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He's got good word packages. Like to to
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talk quickly on a subject we're just
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throwing him and then he puts it
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together in a nice little package. It's
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pretty smart. I mean, it's hard to do.
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Um,
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>> it is. He's Yeah, it was very very fun
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to listen to
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>> and I'm saying [ __ ] I shouldn't because
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we're just getting caught up in like how
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funny it is to just make fun of
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everything and
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>> to to just say whatever
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>> say whatever comes to mind and be like
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it's all comedy. But uh anyway, here he
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is. Tim Dylan. Uh one of our new
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favorites on here.
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>> A [ __ ] me, man.
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>> So, I'm the only guy hatless.
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>> Yeah.
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>> How are we? Good morning,
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>> Tim. I almost bought you I saw these big
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shades when I was on the road at some
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store on the road and I was like, "These
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I should get these for Tim." But you
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should have.
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>> It would kill me to buy him something
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and be a good friend.
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>> No, I know. It's it's it's good to hear
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about that you thought of it, though.
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>> It's the thought.
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>> That's really the thought that counts.
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>> I think I think that's the most
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important thing.
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>> Instead of that, I spent my money on
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zingers.
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>> Where were you?
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>> I was just back in the uh Virginia run.
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>> The the coveted the Virginia run.
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>> Yeah. It's just like all these towns and
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then you go and I was actually Dana,
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you'd be excited about this. Tim will be
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bored to [ __ ] tears already. Duke was
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playing in Norfolk the night I played
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and then the next night I went they were
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playing Yukon in that city in the
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building next to me.
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>> Did that hurt your ticket sales or
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what's what's the catch?
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>> No, it made him better cuz I [ __ ]
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loving him.
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>> Spill over.
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>> Tim, he's like, "Can you go to 7-Eleven
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and grab a big gulp?"
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>> I just I just pointed at someone. I
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said, "Coffee, please." This is early
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guys for me. This is 10.
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>> Are you really? I would have done it
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later. I just thought
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>> No, this Okay. I'm I am up in Adam. I'm
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just um I like the mornings to record,
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>> you know. Tim is a friend of mine. Dane,
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I'll give you a brief history.
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>> Saw him on Lights Out because Adam
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Eaggan told him told me he's funny
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because I don't go live comedians.
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>> And then he came on. He's very funny.
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>> Said something very inflammatory of
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course immediately.
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>> And I was like, "Oh, we got a live wire
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here." And uh remember that Tim?
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>> Yes. I I
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>> It was a It was a big moment.
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>> I enjoyed that. By the way, I loved
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doing that show.
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>> Yeah, that show's built for you because
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he just comes on.
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>> He knows a little about everything. So,
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you give him any subject, he starts
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talking, and then we we did it a few
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times and then after that COVID hit, no
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one's blaming Tim, but no one's not
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blaming him,
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>> of course.
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>> And then we started having like dinners
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and hanging out. It was fun. So then
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>> he went off and did whatever.
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>> Well, the legacy is as follows. And
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there's probably more, right? So where
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was Tim in stardom or Nikki or Theo when
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you put them on Lights Out and compared
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to where they are now?
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>> You know what's funny is Theo is a bit
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of a a
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unicorn in the way that he handles all
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of show biz decisions. And he we were
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getting to be friends, but he said, "I
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don't think I'd be good at lights out."
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And then he came on maybe once, Heather.
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I think he came on once, but it wasn't
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right for him. It's perfect for Tim.
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It's perfect for Nikki. And uh and then
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we all got to be friends. And then Tim
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has a special called, what is it called
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on Netflix?
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>> Uh uh
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>> I'm your mother. I forget. I'm Your
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mother. Yeah. It came out last April. I
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forgot. Everything moves so quickly now.
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I do forget. But yeah, it's on Netflix.
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And I love doing that show. We did a um
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we did a special little thing on Lights
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Out where I came in.
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>> Oh, that's right.
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>> Right. We had a little segment.
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>> You gave me a segment. This was like
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amazing. I had just moved to LA and I
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got like a little segment on Lights Out.
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It was it was a lot of fun and we love
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Adam. Obviously, he's the best Adam. And
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um I miss that show. I think there needs
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to be a show like that where you come
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in, you do quick, funny, topical stuff
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and then every week you got to write new
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stuff,
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>> right?
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>> You know, that's a great thing.
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>> It's a good reason. And some of it's a
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little undercooked when you get out
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there like my own stuff, but at least
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you're talking about things that are new
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and then sometimes you stumble into a
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bit. It's good. Um
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>> well well one other important
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observation about that because I did a
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few times too just the finche no band
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>> maybe 70 people 80 people felt very
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intimate and very good when you're out
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there like it was close to you some
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studios are kind of distant too much
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rasmataz anyway Tim comment
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>> and then you'd be on the show with
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comedians you didn't really like and
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that was good too because you go these
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people we don't really like each other
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and we kind of, you know, say things
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about each other on social media,
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subliminally, of course, but they're
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here and we got to make the best of it.
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Let's do a fun kind of topical joke
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about, you know, some woman who
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disappeared in the Midwest or whatever
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we were going on about, you know,
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whatever whatever the news of the day
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was.
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>> Dude, by the way, I have a question for
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Tim and tell him if you disagree. When
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Bad Bunny, which I know you have
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opinions about. Sure.
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>> Uh, he sang at the
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>> Get him out of here. No, I'm kidding.
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>> A lot of people don't remember Bad Bunny
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sang at the Super Bowl and at the
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halftime show. I thought he's bringing
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out people. I thought what everyone
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thought. What if he brings Savannah
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Guthri's mom out? That would have been
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such a smart move.
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>> Huge. And he doesn't like clicks because
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it would have and she's like, yo yo,
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like oh my god, she's part of it. She's
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in on it. And that would have crushed.
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They wouldn't watch the rest of the
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game. That's the type of joke on Lights
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Out the writers would say to you, "I
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don't know if it's worth bringing up
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Vanna's mother."
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>> And then you'd have to talk it out with
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them. You'd go, "I think it is worth it.
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They'll get it. The audience will get
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it.
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>> It's not worth it for me. It's worth it
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for you." Because the first time he came
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on, he goes, "Oh." And then we're going
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to commercial. He goes, "Oh, and quickly
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when we come back, let's talk about
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Caitlyn Jenner is a murderer." And we
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go, "Oh, all right. Well, let's hear
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from our sponsor McDonald's and we'll be
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right back.
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>> How many episodes were created of that
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show before I know
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>> what
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150 and Tim did a lot of what was what
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was your job when you came and sat and
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talked to it?
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>> I I when I did that segment I was giving
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some kind of advice. I was like a
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consultant and I think that you had
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hired me a was the bit was that you the
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lights out had hired me as some type of
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like consultant or something.
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>> Yeah. Like PR rep something. It was a
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horrible idea. So the majority of it was
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finding a jacket that fit and then so a
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woman would just come like a bagard
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looking. Yeah. So looking like woman
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would come with one jacket and I did no
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and then she'd go okay and then she'd go
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to the other costume woman. They'd find
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another jacket. They'd discuss. They
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would talk. You would see them talking
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in the hall holding both jackets. But
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then we eventually got it in the can.
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And that's important to really
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>> Yeah.
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>> But um
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>> Yeah. I heard them in the hall going,
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"What's a funnier jacket? Everyone's
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worried about what's funny."
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>> Yeah.
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>> It's like, "This one's not funny
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enough." I'm like, "I think just get a
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hoodie and he'll be fine."
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>> Yeah. The uh those we we need things
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like that back, you know? And I feel
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bad. Savannah Guthrie, by the way, now
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going back to work.
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>> Yeah. Who's happy about that? Hoda,
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>> that's a tough
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>> Everybody needs money. I guess I would,
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if I were her, I would take a sbatical,
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but it is a It's tough. I guess she
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feels better going back to the job.
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>> I would go back because I would is too
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much thinking in your day of just being
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alone. Like good point.
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>> For her to go on the news and just be
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around the police.
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>> I can't even imagine that scenario. So
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>> don't you think it's a little
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traumatizing for her to have to go
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breaking news every 5 seconds and it's
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never what she wants it to be.
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>> Yes.
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>> You know what I mean? It does seem a
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little crazy.
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And we have breaking news and everybody
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goes, "What?" And then she goes, "Chapel
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ran punched a kid or something like
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every It's not what it she wants it to
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be, you know? It's never like mommy's
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home." It's never that. It's always,
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>> you know?
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>> Well, how and how and how did they get
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away with it? I mean, we agree she was
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abducted, but what with the cameras and
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forensic? Was it Keystone cops? I mean,
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Barney Fe was in charge of the
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investigation or what? Anyway,
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>> seems like the family is involved in
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some sort. I haven't followed.
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>> We're going to go to a commercial. All
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right.
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>> Tim Dylan has been our guest. Um,
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>> I want your opinion on this.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Because Megan Markle used to be we talk
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about Lights Out and she was lovely
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young lady. She was on Suits and then
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she skyrocketed to fame. But I always
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thought when Suits came back, things
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were a little iffy in the are they the
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Duke and Duchess anymore? Are they how
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much full they have? I thought she
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should have joined Suits and been an
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actress again and made big money
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>> for sure.
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>> Because she likes acting, right? Do you
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think she should go that again?
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>> She's past. Well, you're talking about
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Suits LA when that came back.
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>> Yeah. Is that it?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, that someone from
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Suits LA messaged me. I'm not kidding.
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like one of the showrunners like, "We'd
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like you to do a small part on this. We
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can't really pay you and the script is
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bad."
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I mean, literally they I have the
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message, they go, "We can't really pay
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you and the script is not good and the
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part is not big."
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>> And I said, "Well,
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uh,
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>> they shoot in LA."
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>> Yeah.
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Thank you for thinking of me. Um, I
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think Megan will eventually find her way
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into some type of talk show. Yeah.
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>> Um uh because she's failed at the uh
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Martha Stewart route which she wanted.
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She's was slinging Jam in Target. She
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wanted to have a lifestyle brand.
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>> Yes. Jam was an interesting choice.
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>> Yes. Well,
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>> it's it's probably an uncrowded market.
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Other than Welches, I can't think of too
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many.
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>> Yeah, there's Right. She's
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>> she's definitely she needs to adjust her
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strategy, but she I could also see her
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going back to the UK
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>> and going back to the UK and saying,
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"Let's give it another go."
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>> Wow. That's really
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>> I think they do have to go back and stir
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the brand again because that's the power
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is to give it.
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>> You need a jump start.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. She's got to do something. I
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think we're all a little tired of
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hertick here. I don't think it worked as
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well as she thought it would. I think
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she was going to come back. Her idea was
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to come back to America and say,
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"Listen, the British are really racist,
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but they do know a lot about dinner
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parties, and I've learned that. So, I'm
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here to tell you how to live like a
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human being and what fork to use, you
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pig. You American pig." And I think that
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uh it felt a little condescending
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because you know she had that show on
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Netflix where she was basically like now
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this is a this is what they call a
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saucer. You put your coffee cup on it so
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it doesn't spill all over your
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illegitimate children. You animals. I
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think people got a little turned off by
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that.
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I like when they go Prince Harry is
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marrying a superstar celebrity from
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America. I'm like she's on suits. I I
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mean I don't know what they think it is
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over there. I go, she's not even the
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biggest star on suits,
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>> but the biggest stars in the UK, many of
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them work at grocery stores. Like, it's
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a whole different thing.
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>> Benedict Cumber.
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>> Yeah. Like truly truly some of the
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>> some of the top stars over there, they
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it's not like America where they live in
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mansions and everything like that.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Um, you know, they many of them just
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work menial jobs, you know, sort of a
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cobbler or something, you know.
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>> Old school job.
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>> Yeah. Truly.
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>> Yeah. Daniel D. Lewis was a cobbler.
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Yeah.
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>> Yeah. They don't have
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>> I'm not saying I'm saying no on on fans
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for her for now because that's not the
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move right now.
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>> No, it's not. She's got to do something
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classy.
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>> Yeah. Classy first and then uh I heard
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on Euphoria, Sydney Sweeney, they're
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upping the ante with Sydney Sweeney.
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She's going to be an Only Fans model
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really in the show, which is kind of
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smart. The guy from Euphoria called me.
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Sam Levenson called me over the summer
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and said, "There's a scene we want you
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to do where Hunter, you're a sugar daddy
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and you're paying Hunter Schaefer and
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Hunter Schaefer has you on a leash and
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you're walking around the floor like a
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dog. And I go, he goes, "But it's only
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like four lines." I go, "I need 12 line.
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I'm not flying to California for four
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lines." I said, "I will absolutely do it
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for like 10 or 12 lines." He goes, "It's
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like four lines." He goes, "It's like
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two lines at a dinner and then
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immediately you're on the leash." I go,
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"I don't
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>> I need eight lines or 10 lines before
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I'm on the leash." I'm I'm You know what
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I mean? Like,
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>> well, he says, "Is arf arf two lines or
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one?"
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>> I mean, it's lit was literally a call.
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He goes, "I totally understand if you
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don't want to do it. Don't worry about
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it." He goes, "It's not a lot of lines."
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He goes, "It's two lines. You're on a
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leash." And I go, "Eight lines, 10
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lines, and then I'm on a leash." Fine.
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>> Right.
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One of those thing is me being someone
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putting a leash on me, you know, is is
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is most of the day.
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>> I like that you're in your leash, saying
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hi to everyone. Hey, Zenaia.
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>> Oh, 100%. They wouldn't even be on set.
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I asked, I said, "Can I at least get a
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photo with them?" He goes, "They won't
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be on set." He goes, "We're not letting
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you near Zena, Jacob Allerti. We're
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putting a leash on you. You're going to
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be in a in in some type of segregated
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area like you have a disease."
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>> Yeah. Like it's the Spanish flu and
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you're going to be on a leash. Hunter
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Schaefer's going to poke you with a
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stick and then you're going to get SEG
00:15:58
healthcare.
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>> Maybe taser your nuts and then that's a
00:16:02
wrap.
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>> Right. That's a wrap.
00:16:05
>> Who is your agent? Cuz I'm not hearing a
00:16:08
lot of great offers.
00:16:09
>> Uh no. Um
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>> Candace Owens
00:16:12
is behind me recently. Uh no, I have a
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great agency.
00:16:18
>> What do they need to do? They're
00:16:19
homeless half of them now. I mean, what
00:16:20
do they, you know,
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>> are they? They're getting bought by
00:16:23
private equity companies and counting
00:16:25
their money.
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>> Some of them are and some of them are,
00:16:28
you know, some of them are uh in real
00:16:30
trouble.
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>> That's right.
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>> I will say that I hate to admit that Tim
00:16:34
Dylan is very funny as an actor
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>> when he did Bus Boys. And then I think
00:16:40
it would help people see you in that
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because
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>> Well, go to go to Where can they get
00:16:45
tickets to it?
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>> Oh, to Bus Boys. Yeah. Do we have
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>> Oh, Bus Boys movie. Go get tickets cuz
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we have we have one of the funniest
00:16:52
scenes. I think
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>> we have a great scene. Me and
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>> we have a really funny scene and
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>> longer and we're going to put out more
00:17:01
footage cuz we laughed the whole time.
00:17:03
>> We laughed the whole time and I was
00:17:04
nervous because I didn't know if I was
00:17:06
going to remember the lines
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>> and I was I was pretty good for someone
00:17:12
who doesn't you know I'm not doing this
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all the time.
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>> I will finish the sentence. He's very
00:17:15
good and he was very I'm not saying
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shockingly professional but with
00:17:20
comedians who cancel spots every night
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at the and I'm like I don't know what
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I'm getting. I'm not saying Tim does
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that but I'm saying
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>> right
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>> nobody knows and Theo's never done it
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and so people might think hey like Nate
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Diaz was a little loosey goosey with the
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schedule
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>> but the fact that me and Bobby even came
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to sets huge.
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>> Yes. Bobby Lee, the biggest gamble. And
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he was on time. Put that band-aid around
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his head. Put I mean I was shocked. And
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Tim would come and it would be one of
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those things where one time I got mad
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because I said, "Are you still here?"
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And I think we just have to do a cutaway
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or something. So he was always sitting
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in his trailer, perfectly behaved, knew
00:18:01
his lines. And then one time when you
00:18:02
had a long list, you had to walk down
00:18:04
the line of Bus Boys and kind of [ __ ] on
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us all. I said, "Fuck, this is one of
00:18:08
those days where I go, I wouldn't want
00:18:09
this many lines." and he had them all
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memorized. Boom, boom, boom. So, I was
00:18:14
very impressed. Who cares about
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impressing me? But I was just glad that
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he came and took it seriously.
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>> Some people wouldn't. And
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>> I took I took it seriously and and um I
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surprised myself with my ability to
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remember
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>> the lines because it is difficult.
00:18:30
>> That's the hardest part. Definitely.
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>> The hardest part really is to remember
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because you will think you have them
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down and then you will go on set and
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then it's And I've screwed movies up.
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You know, Joker 2 famously I couldn't
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remember the lines
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>> and Todd Phillips got really mad at me
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and it's not his fault, it's my fault
00:18:50
>> because I couldn't remember the line.
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Now some of the directions was
00:18:53
confusing, whatever, but that's not my
00:18:55
what am I a direct, you know what I
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mean? But it was difficult. The critics
00:19:00
have thoughts on it. It doesn't matter.
00:19:02
But it was hard for me to do it and I
00:19:06
didn't have the lines down in Joker and
00:19:07
I only had like six lines in Joker but I
00:19:10
kept putting them in the wrong cuz it's
00:19:12
you know Wen Phoenix and Brendan
00:19:15
>> and it's really intimidating
00:19:17
>> and it was really hard. I was coming off
00:19:18
that experience which was a tra trauma
00:19:21
traumatic.
00:19:22
>> You know what that was like Mark Marin
00:19:23
in the first one like he had Dairo and
00:19:26
we
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>> and he had to be a normal it's very hard
00:19:29
all that just that is scary just doing
00:19:31
them in your trailer even if you run
00:19:32
them with someone you walk on set and
00:19:34
then the real people are in front of you
00:19:36
you can blank because you're like this
00:19:37
isn't what I how I pictured my head
00:19:39
because I I was just doing it like this.
00:19:41
Now there's too much in my head. I'm
00:19:43
just saying it felt better looking at
00:19:45
Jessica Michelle Singleton
00:19:47
>> on set, you know, as opposed to Waqen
00:19:50
Phoenix. I felt more calm.
00:19:52
>> Yeah,
00:19:52
>> I felt
00:19:54
>> Well, we were more relaxed set for sure.
00:19:56
>> It was more fun
00:19:57
>> and we would say do it a million times
00:20:00
and say whatever you want and we all uh
00:20:03
I like when you go to the one guy,
00:20:05
frankly, you're scaring me. You want
00:20:08
>> mine is um I don't even know what you're
00:20:10
talking about.
00:20:13
goes, "I have a question."
00:20:14
>> I don't even I don't even know what
00:20:16
you're talking about.
00:20:18
>> An old school like smoke a joint and go
00:20:20
to the movie theater,
00:20:21
>> but don't drive. Obviously, have get an
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Uber.
00:20:24
>> Listen, a lot of people are comparing it
00:20:25
to Inception and some Christopher Nolan
00:20:28
films.
00:20:28
>> Well, it is. I think there's it's it's
00:20:30
very it has a lot of similarities to
00:20:32
that.
00:20:32
>> Yes.
00:20:33
>> I'm getting Dunkirk vibes. I don't know
00:20:35
why.
00:20:35
>> Yeah.
00:20:35
>> Yeah.
00:20:36
>> Dana liked the trailer, but we're making
00:20:38
him go see it at the movies. Well, it
00:20:39
felt like a 90s comedy and I and I think
00:20:42
the world right now. Oh, I want to hot
00:20:44
take. It's a little discombobulated
00:20:46
right now. So then this really goofy,
00:20:49
silly movie with physical comedy and you
00:20:52
guys, I don't know. It seems like a good
00:20:53
uh relief from the world.
00:20:56
>> My my hope is that it ends the Iran war
00:20:59
because people just start going
00:21:00
>> that's what everyone's banking on.
00:21:02
>> This is probably the direction it goes
00:21:04
if you want my guess.
00:21:05
>> Well, I did have a question for you.
00:21:07
This is a non sequator, but what would
00:21:09
it take financially
00:21:12
real offer to play Car Island?
00:21:16
>> Oh, for me?
00:21:17
>> Yeah. To play My Car Island would
00:21:20
absolutely
00:21:22
suggest it. By the way, my agent is a
00:21:25
busting money grubbing monster and I
00:21:28
love him and he's good, but he would
00:21:30
absolutely suggest Car Island and he
00:21:33
would say what he says about everything.
00:21:34
He'd go, "It's actually an easy flight."
00:21:36
That's what he's saying. I've heard that
00:21:39
an easy flight. It's New York to Recu
00:21:42
and then Recu to Dubai. Dubai right in
00:21:44
there. You land on an aircraft carrier.
00:21:47
You go. It's an amphibious assault, but
00:21:49
we get you on it. No, it's an easy
00:21:51
flight.
00:21:52
>> Promote your name on bombs when they
00:21:54
drop. They That's a good
00:21:55
>> He goes, "It's an easy flight." He goes,
00:21:56
"It's the amphitheater's big." He goes,
00:21:58
"It's 3,000, but I'm not worried about
00:22:00
it. I'm not worried about 3,000."
00:22:02
Certainly.
00:22:03
>> Yeah. It was a certain size. And then
00:22:06
Trump made it actually bigger. There's a
00:22:08
reason.
00:22:08
>> They're not worried about it. It's an
00:22:09
easy flight.
00:22:10
>> They're hungry for comedy.
00:22:12
>> You've never been there. You starved the
00:22:14
market. So now that you're there, people
00:22:16
really show up.
00:22:17
>> Right. When I do when I say it's six
00:22:19
flights and it's 17 hours, my guy goes,
00:22:21
"And then you're there."
00:22:22
>> And then you Right. Now, what a great
00:22:24
line they all have. And then you're
00:22:25
there and then you're home.
00:22:27
>> I'm like, "Oh, okay. Then it's done."
00:22:29
>> Yeah.
00:22:29
>> Yeah. Well, uh hopefully Bus Boys has
00:22:32
some influence on helping end the war
00:22:34
because Maybe everyone wants it to be
00:22:36
over with so they can focus on it.
00:22:38
>> Well, I think so. I think we're all
00:22:39
ready for silliness and fun. And I think
00:22:41
people need to stop with the the the
00:22:44
killing and the screaming.
00:22:46
>> Yeah.
00:22:47
>> And the ra and the rage. Go to Bus Boys
00:22:50
and not be angry for 90 minutes.
00:22:53
>> 100%. Then be angry right after again.
00:22:56
>> And right before.
00:22:57
>> Yes.
00:22:58
>> But not when Spade and Dylan are on the
00:23:00
screen doing their magic. That's when
00:23:02
you just
00:23:03
>> let it go. That's when you let it.
00:23:06
>> Uh, so that'll be fun. And, uh, I have a
00:23:08
couple more things for you that, you
00:23:10
know, I know you're very busy,
00:23:11
>> but should we say where they get
00:23:13
tickets? Isn't the You guys got to get
00:23:15
them in advance.
00:23:16
>> Advance
00:23:17
>> because Well, what we're doing is we're
00:23:18
adding theaters this week. So, what
00:23:20
happens is if the theaters start to fill
00:23:22
up, Regal or Cinear, there's a new one
00:23:25
um
00:23:27
in um, Arizona they want to add. So,
00:23:29
that helps. So, they start filling up,
00:23:30
they add more. That helps.
00:23:31
>> So, where do they go? Uh, just say bus
00:23:35
boy movie and then you go to
00:23:36
busboymov.com and then it'll say put in
00:23:39
your zip code
00:23:40
>> and then it says here's the theaters by
00:23:41
you.
00:23:42
>> All right,
00:23:42
>> but I have a story from this weekend.
00:23:44
>> I'm going to buy a ticket. You guys talk
00:23:46
among yourself.
00:23:47
>> Okay, do you know your zip code? Ask
00:23:48
Paul.
00:23:49
>> All right, Tim. So, I'm in the I'm in
00:23:52
the airport and this dude comes up and
00:23:54
he goes, "Hey, I was at your show
00:23:55
tonight, but my flight's an hour and a
00:23:56
half late." So, I'm sort of just
00:23:57
fielding. It's like Comic-Con. So, I'm
00:24:00
just sitting with people taking a photo
00:24:01
and then they tell someone and they come
00:24:02
over. And so, the one guy goes, "Hey,
00:24:04
very nice guy. Looks like Bert Chryser."
00:24:06
And he goes, "Hey, uh, most of my fans
00:24:08
do." And he goes, "Um, hey, I saw your
00:24:10
show last night." He goes, "Blah blah
00:24:12
blah. I'm in pain. I've been in a car
00:24:15
accident or motorcycle. I'm hurt." And I
00:24:17
go, "Okay, cool. Let's take a quick
00:24:19
pick." And uh, and then he goes, "Yeah,
00:24:22
it's pretty bad." But I sort of skimmed
00:24:23
over it. But then he goes, "Yeah, it was
00:24:26
I was in the hospital for about six
00:24:27
months." And I go, "Okay." Uh, and then
00:24:30
he goes, "I've had it was worse than
00:24:31
Taylor Swift's." No, not Taylor Swift.
00:24:33
Oh, it was Lindsay Von. He goes, "You
00:24:34
see the picture of Lindsy Vaughn?" I
00:24:36
said, 'Oh, yeah. Her leg had all that
00:24:37
scaffolding on it. I said, "That looked
00:24:38
bad." He goes, "Nothing. That was
00:24:40
nothing." And I go, "Well, I'll let her
00:24:41
know." And then he said, "So, it's I
00:24:44
have all these things on me." And he
00:24:46
goes, "Anyway, long story short," he
00:24:47
goes, "I think uh" he goes, "I almost
00:24:50
died." And you know what? I remember
00:24:53
going under and I felt I started playing
00:24:56
the last Kill Tony shows I saw in my
00:24:59
head and I go, "God damn, is this it?"
00:25:02
When you go,
00:25:03
>> you're reliving Kill Tony shows.
00:25:06
>> I kind of think a draft isn't the worst
00:25:09
idea.
00:25:11
>> Oh, we were going to ask you like maybe
00:25:14
let's get PE maybe get him to Car
00:25:16
Island. I don't know how bad of an idea
00:25:18
it is to get that guy
00:25:22
get him on an aircraft carrier now.
00:25:24
>> I mean, I said, "If this is the end and
00:25:26
I'm thinking of old Kil Tony, which I
00:25:29
love Kil Tony, but I don't think that's
00:25:30
the first thing that's coming to mind."
00:25:32
But anyway, he goes, "I'm I'm going to
00:25:34
switch my flight and come see you again
00:25:35
tonight."
00:25:36
>> I said, "Great. That's cool.
00:25:37
>> I'm going to get you in." I got him in
00:25:39
>> and uh he did show up. So, nice enough
00:25:42
guy. Of course, I make fun of him, but
00:25:44
nice enough guy. And yes, is there a
00:25:46
draft? And are you going?
00:25:49
Well, I I don't know if there will be a
00:25:51
draft. I think there are certain people
00:25:53
that want a draft and um um
00:25:57
it would be fun to have a draft because
00:25:59
if you really want to lose a war, send
00:26:02
Americans.
00:26:05
I mean, truly like in in an embarrassing
00:26:08
way. and and because there's two
00:26:11
problems
00:26:12
uh there there's it's there's cowardice,
00:26:15
sure, but then there's also we have a
00:26:17
lot of weight problems in the country.
00:26:19
And if and fat cowards is the worst
00:26:21
thing in the world. So if you if
00:26:22
Americans on their televisions watch fat
00:26:25
people run away from battle,
00:26:27
>> they will never be able to recover from
00:26:29
that. Yeah.
00:26:30
>> And the image of the country will never
00:26:31
be able to recover from that. Watching
00:26:33
fat people run away from a battle will
00:26:37
be the end of America. Just the visual
00:26:39
of that, the visual of fat people
00:26:42
running away from a battle.
00:26:44
>> No more
00:26:44
>> uh will be the end of America visually.
00:26:48
And it's maybe how it should end, but
00:26:49
that'll be the visual end of America.
00:26:51
>> Yeah.
00:26:52
>> Well, now in boot camp, if the sergeant
00:26:54
gets mad, he goes, "Drop and give me
00:26:56
two." Yeah.
00:26:59
>> Three crutches for all the watches.
00:27:02
It it just the whole army being shot up
00:27:04
with OMIC and going I can't deploy on my
00:27:07
shot day.
00:27:08
>> Yeah, my muscles are being eroded.
00:27:12
>> I have to wait three or four days. I
00:27:15
can't on the day of my shot. I can't do
00:27:18
heavy combat.
00:27:19
>> I have ADD.
00:27:22
>> Yeah, that's tough. And uh there's no
00:27:25
Tik Tok out there on the battlefield, I
00:27:27
don't think. Uh there should be, but
00:27:29
they would probably drop the weight
00:27:31
requirement. Drop every drop everything.
00:27:33
>> Well, yeah. They're going to have to
00:27:35
just basically say
00:27:37
>> they're going to have an army of
00:27:39
morbidly obese, heavily medicated Disney
00:27:41
adults. And that's just what we've got.
00:27:44
That's what we've built in this country.
00:27:46
>> That's our front line. That's
00:27:47
>> That's our front line. Just 48 year olds
00:27:51
dosed with Prozac, dressed like toddlers
00:27:54
with Mickey Mouse backpacks, running
00:27:57
>> as the Iranians mow us down like I mean
00:28:01
one by one just 300 pounders going down
00:28:05
dressed in Disney onesies.
00:28:09
>> Onesie. Yeah. They say there's a new
00:28:11
Iranian Disneyland to get them everyone
00:28:13
over there and then
00:28:14
>> That's right.
00:28:17
Oh boy.
00:28:20
>> Okay. So, that draft might not be a bad
00:28:22
idea now that I hear it.
00:28:23
>> Yeah,
00:28:23
>> it sounds interesting.
00:28:25
>> Okay.
00:28:27
>> How about the movie industry? Is it
00:28:28
coming back? I got in trouble because I
00:28:30
said I wasn't really mad at Gavin
00:28:32
Newsome and Carame was just saying,
00:28:35
could we make it a slightly more of a
00:28:37
priority? I don't know what we're
00:28:38
spending the money on that's flowing in
00:28:40
because it's a lot flowing in, but it
00:28:42
goes out so quickly. Hey, I want to sort
00:28:44
of reserve a little piece of the pie to
00:28:46
like focus like let's try to get this
00:28:49
back. That's all.
00:28:51
>> Tim,
00:28:52
>> yeah, it's um they don't you know the
00:28:55
thing about Gavin Newsome and Karen
00:28:57
Best, they they seem to think
00:28:59
everything's kind of going well. So,
00:29:00
it's very hard the first
00:29:03
>> that's the issue. It's very when someone
00:29:05
thinks things are going well,
00:29:07
>> it's very hard to
00:29:10
>> make them understand like LA lost a
00:29:12
million people in the last year. It's
00:29:14
the biggest population decline of any
00:29:17
metropolitan area of comparable size,
00:29:19
you know, I mean, in the in the entire
00:29:21
country and there are very few. There's
00:29:22
like none. LA lost more people than
00:29:25
anything else.
00:29:26
>> Um because the jobs aren't here and um
00:29:29
they're shooting everything everywhere
00:29:30
else. They're shooting it. So, it was
00:29:31
cool that you shot bus boys in LA. Yeah.
00:29:34
>> So, it can be done.
00:29:35
>> It didn't seem to change the landscape
00:29:38
enough
00:29:39
>> to move it. Yeah. But it was nice to do
00:29:41
it there. I mean, we said, "Let's just
00:29:43
do it here." That's a tiny like, hey, at
00:29:46
least for awareness. But
00:29:48
>> everyone says to me, "Why don't you just
00:29:49
move out of LA?" And I'm like, "Well,
00:29:51
moving is hard and I don't know if I'm
00:29:53
going to find a yard house nearby or a
00:29:54
church." Like, when I go to another like
00:29:56
you went when I saw you in Austin
00:29:58
originally, you you were one of the
00:30:00
first people maybe.
00:30:01
>> I moved for about seven months. Yeah.
00:30:03
>> Yeah. And then you broke the news to
00:30:05
Adam. You get that backstage that you
00:30:07
didn't love it anymore and you were
00:30:09
>> Well, I like Listen, there's a lot of
00:30:11
things I like about Austin. I like going
00:30:12
out to dinner and getting sick.
00:30:14
>> Um,
00:30:16
you know what I mean? Like I don't need
00:30:18
to eat food that was got that day, you
00:30:20
know? I'm not one of those guys. I like
00:30:22
how brown it is. I like how you, you
00:30:24
know, the air feels like you're smoking
00:30:26
all the time. Uh, it's a great city and
00:30:28
I like it. It's three or four blocks.
00:30:30
It's easy n it's you can navigate it. I
00:30:33
like it.
00:30:34
>> I like that everyone's um a communist
00:30:36
but also weirdly Hitler like that.
00:30:38
They've accomplished an interesting
00:30:40
political thing. You're like you're a
00:30:41
racist Nazi communist. It's it's
00:30:45
amazing. So it's a it is heaven on
00:30:47
earth.
00:30:48
>> But I I I found myself drawn back to
00:30:51
California unfortunately probably till
00:30:53
the end and that's just what it is.
00:30:55
>> Well, did you miss the 14.2 two state
00:30:58
tax and a part of you is like I like
00:31:00
writing that check.
00:31:02
>> Well, here's the hard part.
00:31:03
>> Here's a good thing about Texas. You
00:31:04
have there's you you get to Austin and
00:31:06
you you do have your accountant says to
00:31:08
you at the end of the year you have a
00:31:09
lot more money.
00:31:10
>> So then you go wow you look at all this
00:31:12
money and you call your friends. You I
00:31:14
got a lot of money. So you go down to
00:31:15
Miss Vicky's house of brisket and I mean
00:31:18
you you start buying meat by the pound.
00:31:22
Uh and then you eat it. And then in your
00:31:24
car, you begin to sweat and feel ill and
00:31:27
you pull over and then you go to sleep.
00:31:30
Um, and you go, "Money well spent."
00:31:33
>> Well, you get enough money where you go,
00:31:35
I can move back to California.
00:31:36
>> That's right. That's right. As soon as I
00:31:38
had those savings, I said, I got to get
00:31:39
out of here. And God bless everyone.
00:31:41
Obviously, Austin's a great city, and
00:31:42
I'm everything I got the mother ship.
00:31:45
>> Well, the mothership's great. And yeah,
00:31:47
>> I can see why comics want to go there.
00:31:49
And it's good because a lot of cities
00:31:50
people say you should move. I go, "Well,
00:31:52
aside from maybe Austin or New York,
00:31:55
there's not a lot of places that have a
00:31:57
lot of com."
00:31:58
>> Well, I like it because it's safe, you
00:31:59
know, and I know people might say that,
00:32:01
you know, they 14 people were shot last
00:32:03
week on that one block, but I'll tell
00:32:05
you this, I feel safe there. Even though
00:32:09
I hear gunshots a lot, I still feel safe
00:32:12
knowing that the people that are
00:32:14
shooting me, someone may shoot them.
00:32:17
That's feels good to me.
00:32:18
>> That is It is good.
00:32:21
Yeah.
00:32:23
>> So, so where do you where do you live
00:32:26
now?
00:32:26
>> Yeah.
00:32:27
>> I live in I live in Dubai right now.
00:32:30
>> Right now in from Dubai
00:32:32
>> right now I'm broadcasting from uh Dubai
00:32:35
>> and I'm incorporated. My business is in
00:32:37
Dubai and Qar. My uh bank account is in
00:32:41
Qar. I'm a Qatari national at the moment
00:32:44
and I'm just kind of hopping around the
00:32:46
Gulf States to see which one feels the
00:32:48
best. Do the drones coming in, you know,
00:32:52
with the small maybe 115 pound bomb, do
00:32:54
they bother you or you just
00:32:56
>> They don't bother me. I like to look at
00:32:58
them on my walk and it's just a natural
00:33:00
progression of the way things are. You
00:33:02
know, you're going to see a drone in the
00:33:04
sky. You can't freak out. It makes
00:33:06
>> aren't a big story anymore. It's just
00:33:08
like how crazy is the world when the
00:33:10
drone they're like I saw a huge UFO
00:33:12
mother ship yesterday. They're like,
00:33:13
"Yeah, I know." And also the AI kind of
00:33:15
blurs it. It's just
00:33:16
>> trying to get aliens going. Like every
00:33:18
like three weeks the government comes
00:33:19
out and and they tell people they go,
00:33:20
"By the way, there's aliens." And then
00:33:22
some like mother is like, "Hey, why is
00:33:23
chicken $96?"
00:33:25
>> Yeah.
00:33:26
>> My children are starving. And they go,
00:33:27
"What about alien life?" She goes, "I
00:33:30
can't feed my family."
00:33:31
>> Aliens don't eat. We have to eat down
00:33:33
here. Eat and gas and all the problems.
00:33:36
>> What What is the war of attrition when
00:33:38
they shoot a $10,000 drone at us and we
00:33:41
shoot it down with a $3 million missile?
00:33:44
This seems like a weird like maybe we
00:33:47
should change that tactic.
00:33:49
>> Unless you're making those missiles
00:33:51
because that seems like a good gig.
00:33:52
>> That's good biz.
00:33:53
>> The defense industry is up 40% in the
00:33:56
stock market.
00:33:58
>> They're doing good. You got to hand it
00:33:59
to them. You know, consistency quality.
00:34:03
>> Is there is there always has to be a
00:34:06
war? Cuz Ukraine was the hot war.
00:34:08
>> Yes.
00:34:09
>> And then it's sort of still going on and
00:34:11
it just doesn't have enough heat.
00:34:13
>> You know what it is? Ukraine war is
00:34:14
boring. You're kind of like, uh, it's
00:34:16
still there, but what is it really?
00:34:18
>> And it's doesn't, you know, you're not,
00:34:20
it's not getting a season 3.
00:34:22
>> It is not.
00:34:23
>> Iran is hot. It's new. It's young. It's
00:34:26
hip.
00:34:26
>> Sexy.
00:34:27
>> It's sexy. It's It's, you know, it's
00:34:31
snackable content. It's snackable. You
00:34:33
can enjoy little bits and, you know,
00:34:36
check in and check out. It plays very
00:34:38
low on social. It's very brand aligned.
00:34:42
I mean is important right now.
00:34:43
>> It's protestable.
00:34:45
>> Protestable. It has a live component
00:34:47
which is these protests.
00:34:49
>> A live component.
00:34:50
>> It's huge. It It's very easy with merch.
00:34:53
It's so
00:34:54
>> It's smart. It's sharp. It's young.
00:34:58
>> It's now we need it. We need it. We can
00:35:01
say we just need it. It's fresh. We're
00:35:04
all talking about the draft. It's just
00:35:06
it's it's really important for us to do
00:35:09
these things. Yeah, there's a lot of
00:35:12
protests and I sort of have to look
00:35:14
closely at the screen and go, what is
00:35:15
this one? It can change
00:35:18
>> weekly, but people are mad.
00:35:21
>> The the Iran war to me is just about
00:35:24
aligning with brands that support our
00:35:26
core values.
00:35:27
>> Yeah. Which are Palunteer,
00:35:31
Rathon, General Dynamics, you know,
00:35:35
>> Palunteer,
00:35:35
>> right? Netanyahu, people that are just
00:35:38
they support our core values and we're
00:35:41
all rowing in the same direction. As my
00:35:42
agent would say, let's row in the same
00:35:44
direction on this. She says it once a
00:35:46
week.
00:35:47
>> Really?
00:35:48
>> Yeah. Let's row in the same direction on
00:35:51
this.
00:35:51
>> Mine says, you know, the landscape has
00:35:53
changed. But, uh, what we're going to do
00:35:55
here is I talked to Netflix before we
00:35:58
get on this Zoom call. Yeah.
00:36:00
>> I set the table. So, we're all set. I
00:36:02
set the table.
00:36:02
>> And then you you come in. Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:05
Yeah. And
00:36:06
>> Yeah.
00:36:06
>> And my manager is is great because he
00:36:09
I'll talk to him and I'll call him. I
00:36:10
go, "Hey, how are you?" And he goes,
00:36:12
"Well, I'm looking at a horse farm right
00:36:14
now."
00:36:15
>> And I say, "Oh, that's good. That's
00:36:17
good." He goes, "I going for you." Yeah.
00:36:19
He's going good.
00:36:20
>> Right. Yeah.
00:36:21
>> God bless. You know, we we wish all of
00:36:23
them well.
00:36:24
>> I get I get from my agent a lot. It's
00:36:26
rough out there for everybody. I don't
00:36:28
know. Is that a positive thing to say to
00:36:30
a client?
00:36:31
>> It's a great thing to say.
00:36:33
>> No. He he says, "Stana, I heard
00:36:36
something you did. Where's your new
00:36:38
address to bill you for the thing we are
00:36:40
unaware of?"
00:36:41
>> Could I mention a Mickey Rooney insert
00:36:43
that's this topical for this? Mickey
00:36:46
Rooney, the crazy guy that I did a
00:36:48
sitcom with. He he was f number one star
00:36:51
in the world, then went broke. He called
00:36:53
up his manager and says, "Mickey Rooney,
00:36:56
>> I'm broke." And the manager said, "How
00:36:58
can you be broke? I have a yacht named
00:37:02
after you,
00:37:03
>> right?
00:37:04
>> Quote unquote.
00:37:05
>> Yeah.
00:37:06
>> Some things never change.
00:37:07
>> The money's in agenting and managing
00:37:09
out.
00:37:10
>> That's where it is.
00:37:11
>> Still 10% for each still.
00:37:14
>> Still realtors are getting kicked out of
00:37:17
them for 5%.
00:37:18
>> Business manager, you get five, they
00:37:20
give you, you know, 5% to them depending
00:37:23
on where
00:37:24
>> then the lawyer's there. You know,
00:37:27
>> it's hard to hard to be rich in this
00:37:29
biz. Tim, are you kind of bit business
00:37:31
savvy in a sense? I mean, do people come
00:37:34
up to you for advice like what to do,
00:37:36
where to put their money at all?
00:37:37
>> No one, Dana, interesting point. No
00:37:40
one's ever come to me for advice on any
00:37:41
issue in my life, but I've only been on
00:37:44
Earth 41 years. Interesting.
00:37:46
>> No one's ever come to me and said, uh,
00:37:48
exactly, what is your advice on said
00:37:51
subject?
00:37:52
>> What do you think?
00:37:53
>> You've given a lot of really good takes
00:37:55
on the world of global politics.
00:37:57
>> Sure. But no one no one no one really
00:37:59
comes to the Irish for financial wisdom.
00:38:03
>> Were you doing mortgages? What did you
00:38:05
do before I met you?
00:38:06
>> I was uh doing subprime loans which was
00:38:08
we were giving homes to people that
00:38:10
could not afford them.
00:38:12
>> Oh yeah.
00:38:12
>> Which by the way is actually nice and
00:38:15
great.
00:38:16
>> Right.
00:38:17
>> And I gave one to myself and I couldn't
00:38:19
afford that and I lost my house.
00:38:23
>> Let's look at a clip.
00:38:24
>> So you're all cash. You're all cash.
00:38:27
>> Well, no. I'm finance now. I believe in
00:38:29
debt. I believe debt is what makes you
00:38:31
free. I believe you should finance
00:38:33
everything you can. I think paying for
00:38:36
things is stupid. I think,
00:38:39
>> you know, you should be in a in a in an
00:38:41
amount of debt that scares you out of
00:38:43
bed every morning to work.
00:38:45
>> You should be in a frightening amount of
00:38:47
debt. Um, I think children should have
00:38:50
credit cards, eight, nine years old. I
00:38:52
think the debtor economy is the only
00:38:55
thing that binds us together as
00:38:56
Americans. And you should have so much
00:38:58
debt that it makes you physic.
00:39:01
>> A nursery school kid should have an
00:39:03
iPhone.
00:39:04
>> Yes.
00:39:04
>> And an AMX card.
00:39:06
>> 100%. Otherwise, what are we doing? What
00:39:09
are we doing here? If you're not in a
00:39:11
paralyzing amount of debt, what is going
00:39:14
to get you up every day to go sit in
00:39:17
that Geico office and, you know, talk to
00:39:20
people that just got rearended? All life
00:39:22
all life is in the end of the day is hey
00:39:24
you want to go over there for a while.
00:39:26
Yeah. Okay. After that you want to go
00:39:28
there. Yeah. Where where'd you go? I
00:39:30
went over there and then I'm coming back
00:39:32
here. That's it.
00:39:33
>> That's right.
00:39:34
>> And then you post it.
00:39:36
>> Yeah.
00:39:37
>> You know there's a little Joe Biden
00:39:39
there for a second. Little Joe Biden
00:39:40
came out. That's right.
00:39:41
>> That's right.
00:39:42
>> I'm not getting around. Come on.
00:39:44
>> He's still alive. How great is that?
00:39:47
>> Are you sure?
00:39:47
>> Still alive.
00:39:49
>> Well, it seems to be. No, he seems to be
00:39:51
doing pretty well. That's a hard
00:39:52
>> I saw him at the yard house.
00:39:54
>> Yeah. Was he having an onion ring tower?
00:39:56
I love that you like Yard House. The
00:39:59
Yard House.
00:39:59
>> I plugged it twice. So,
00:40:01
>> you plugged the Yard House now twice.
00:40:03
Yard House is really one of the most
00:40:05
American places you can go. The menu
00:40:08
makes no sense.
00:40:09
>> Uh there's no theme to the menu. It'll
00:40:12
be like, "Would you like garlic noodles,
00:40:14
the onion ring tower, or spicy tuna?"
00:40:17
And you go, "Where are what is Jeff pad
00:40:19
tie?" They're like, "Yep, it'll be here
00:40:21
in two minutes."
00:40:22
>> And how about a pizza? You know, you go
00:40:24
is the theme here other than giving up.
00:40:29
>> What's your What's your take on how
00:40:31
Trump has his energy at 80 with purple
00:40:34
legs and purple hands and is out there
00:40:37
just yelling. I mean,
00:40:39
>> once my mother said to me once, this is
00:40:42
true. She she was of course a morbidly
00:40:44
obese schizophrenic who died in a public
00:40:45
institution, but she said to me near the
00:40:48
end of her life, let me just facts. She
00:40:51
said to me near the end of her life,
00:40:53
McDonald's is healthy. It was one of the
00:40:55
last things she said. It was one of the
00:40:57
last pieces of wisdom my mother said
00:41:00
before she died. Um uh and she said to
00:41:04
me, she goes, "McDonald's is actually
00:41:06
healthy." It had and they're the sponsor
00:41:08
of the Olympics. She said that to me.
00:41:10
>> They did sponsor. So, so that is
00:41:12
something that I think people in my
00:41:14
mother and Trump's generation believe
00:41:15
that McDonald's is healthy and and I
00:41:18
think if you believe something, it's
00:41:20
kind of true.
00:41:22
>> This is what Trump has kind of exposed.
00:41:24
>> No, I think I talked to this mindbody
00:41:26
doctor, you know, and he's like, if
00:41:28
you're really sad having that beer, it's
00:41:31
going to hurt you. Or if you're really
00:41:33
sad having McDonald's. So there there is
00:41:36
some theory that if you're happy what
00:41:39
you're consuming, it's actually good for
00:41:42
you.
00:41:43
>> You have to not buy into Trump doesn't
00:41:46
seem to buy into the idea that
00:41:49
McDonald's is bad for you. He and and
00:41:53
exercise is good for you. Like he
00:41:54
doesn't like to move too much because he
00:41:55
thinks body only has so many movements.
00:41:58
>> He's on his own path, but it's worked.
00:42:01
>> It's worked. He says you have only so
00:42:03
many heartbeats. So why why waste them?
00:42:05
Why, you know, all that stuff. So anyway
00:42:08
Mhm.
00:42:09
>> Yeah. I mean, it's it's what he believes
00:42:11
and what he believes has become real for
00:42:13
him.
00:42:14
>> Yeah. And it just endorphanizes his body
00:42:16
in a way, you know.
00:42:17
>> It's funny to go from Biden who was sort
00:42:20
of barely moving. And then you get Trump
00:42:23
who's the exact opposite. Two older
00:42:25
people, one was very stiff and one was
00:42:29
out. One's not out there enough. I
00:42:31
thought he wasn't giving enough to the
00:42:33
press and enough conferences. And then
00:42:35
there's Trump who's out too much almost.
00:42:38
He's on the plane talking. He's in the
00:42:40
helicopter. He's yelling at his lines.
00:42:42
>> He loves it. I mean, he it's not a chore
00:42:45
for him. I don't I think he gets in that
00:42:46
podium and he takes question. I The
00:42:49
energy that he puts out still is kind of
00:42:52
unexplainable the amount of it. I don't
00:42:54
know.
00:42:54
>> He likes it. He's having fun.
00:42:57
>> That's so much of life is are you having
00:42:58
fun? And I think he's having fun. Yeah.
00:43:01
And so then you you don't drain energy.
00:43:03
You're just sort of Yeah.
00:43:04
>> I also don't think he's kept up at night
00:43:07
by decisions. I think he goes, "We're
00:43:09
doing this and then we're going to do
00:43:11
that."
00:43:12
>> I don't think he's agonizing over the
00:43:14
decisions. I think he goes, "We're doing
00:43:16
this. This seems like a good idea
00:43:19
>> and then if it's not, we'll do something
00:43:21
else."
00:43:22
>> Right. Right. Everyone else gets
00:43:24
worried, but he's like, "No, this is
00:43:26
here's the plan."
00:43:27
>> He loves his ballroom. I think at a
00:43:29
certain age you got to have a thing you
00:43:30
love. He loves his ballroom. Yeah,
00:43:32
they're building a nice ballroom. The
00:43:33
military is building an underground
00:43:35
bunker under it, which is nice for when
00:43:37
there are, and this is per Trump, when
00:43:39
there are drone attacks at the ballroom,
00:43:41
which he imagines it'll be. Uh his
00:43:44
guests go into the bunker, of course,
00:43:46
during an event, they'll say, "Ladies
00:43:48
and gentlemen, please proceed. We have
00:43:50
ushers that will usher you into the safe
00:43:52
zone and they'll take all these Palm
00:43:54
Beach people down to the bunker while
00:43:57
the White House is being droned by some
00:43:58
foreign power. And then um and then they
00:44:01
go, "Well, the drone threat has been
00:44:03
eliminated." And everyone will clap and
00:44:04
then they'll go right back up and grab
00:44:06
the
00:44:06
>> band is back on stage.
00:44:07
>> The band's back on. So I think he's
00:44:09
preparing us for our next stage.
00:44:12
>> But they'll get Yeah. peptide infusions
00:44:15
on the way back up because that is the
00:44:17
>> Oh, you're gonna get shot up with
00:44:19
everything you want. You're gonna have
00:44:22
stem cells in the neck and and that's
00:44:24
what it's going to be. And then outside
00:44:26
it's just going to be plumes of black
00:44:28
smoke and ah people screaming. But in
00:44:31
the ballroom it's going to be martinis
00:44:33
and like a jazz man. AND I THINK THAT'S
00:44:35
COOL.
00:44:36
>> TOTALLY. I mean actually they do send
00:44:38
Trump a montage of they call it things
00:44:41
blowing up. No joke. And it's like 10
00:44:44
minutes of just some of our video of our
00:44:46
air strikes.
00:44:47
>> Yeah, he likes it. It feels It's fun for
00:44:50
him.
00:44:51
>> It's like during the Iraq war, my
00:44:53
grandparents would watch the night
00:44:55
vision. You know, back then you didn't
00:44:56
have the technology, but you had the
00:44:57
green night vision and you'd see the
00:44:59
missiles fly
00:45:01
>> into the things and they would sit there
00:45:03
in their Long Island house and they
00:45:05
would eat meatloaf and they would nod at
00:45:07
the TV and they would look at each other
00:45:08
and go, "This is pretty damn cool."
00:45:11
Yeah,
00:45:12
>> that was the first televised war live in
00:45:14
real time.
00:45:15
>> That's right. Was that Gulf War with
00:45:18
breaking news and all that and then the
00:45:20
OJ trial was just like like that was
00:45:23
must see TV. That was the first time I'd
00:45:25
ever actually watch cable news that
00:45:28
much.
00:45:28
>> Mhm.
00:45:30
>> That's the show me and my dad would
00:45:31
watch the Dana Carvey show. That was in
00:45:33
what 1997
00:45:36
or eight? Yeah.
00:45:37
>> Every episode of that. There was an
00:45:39
episode of that where you guys parodyied
00:45:41
the Republican primary. I don't know if
00:45:44
you remember this.
00:45:45
>> Yes.
00:45:45
>> You parodyied the Republican primary and
00:45:47
I think it you were making fun. I think
00:45:48
it was like Phil Graham and Steve and
00:45:51
all these guys and and one of the bits
00:45:54
was that it goes back a long time, but
00:45:56
one of the bits was that Phil Graham or
00:45:58
one of these guys had lost the election
00:45:59
in their own house. Like their family
00:46:01
had voted
00:46:03
>> and he had lost the election in his own
00:46:06
house and he wouldn't accept it. you
00:46:07
wanted to recap, but I remember that
00:46:09
watching that every episode with my dad
00:46:12
and loving it. He doesn't speak to me
00:46:13
anymore because I called his wife a name
00:46:15
on Pierce Morgan, but I do remember the
00:46:18
good times of watching the Dana Carvey
00:46:21
show in the 90s. It was one of the best
00:46:23
shows. So, thank you for that.
00:46:25
>> Well, thank you. Thank you for watching.
00:46:27
>> Thank you for saying that. That's very
00:46:29
high praise from you.
00:46:31
>> Very high praise.
00:46:31
>> This is great.
00:46:32
>> Yeah.
00:46:33
>> Well, Tim, we won't keep you forever,
00:46:35
but anything left for this gentleman? Uh
00:46:37
Dana, he's a nice guy.
00:46:38
>> Um this is uh one of my favorite
00:46:41
podcasts. This is
00:46:42
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:43
>> Like I I'm really in awe of how you can
00:46:45
riff and how you stack these word
00:46:47
packages. It's it's it's a skill set.
00:46:49
Your your reputation.
00:46:52
It's it's not fake news. It's like live
00:46:54
to really be here with you doing that.
00:46:57
And we've had dinner a couple times, but
00:46:58
it is it's pretty impressive. I just got
00:47:01
to say.
00:47:01
>> Well, I love both you guys. It's honor.
00:47:03
It's a literal honor to be here. I hope
00:47:06
people go see Bus Boys. Go get the
00:47:07
ticket. We'll have a link.
00:47:09
>> There'll be a link at some point.
00:47:11
>> And Tim on the road will be on the road
00:47:13
and also on Netflix special is always
00:47:15
funny. His own podcast. Yeah. You want
00:47:16
about your podcast? That's
00:47:17
>> Tim Dylan show if you want to see it.
00:47:19
Bored if you're It's on Saturday
00:47:21
morning.
00:47:21
>> His podcast is this [ __ ] always. I look
00:47:24
at the clips always. Well, thank
00:47:26
>> his podcast is like, okay, Ro going to
00:47:28
go to Tim. Yeah.
00:47:30
>> You don't go very far down. You see Tim.
00:47:33
>> It's It's wild. We we appreciate
00:47:35
everybody who's out there listening and
00:47:36
you guys having me on is amazing. And uh
00:47:38
go see the movie. It's going to be a lot
00:47:39
of fun.
00:47:40
>> All right, have a good time.
00:47:41
>> Have a good day.
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