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[Music] welcome to Super vly folks
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folks I was talking to Rob low recently he said if a politician said folks they're about to lie to
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you they all really what they're all saying now and I I thought of that the other day I was like why is everyone
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folks you know they used to say on a chips or one of those shows no Little
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House in the prairie they'd say folks is feeling the pinch PA when he go to the General Store
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actually this reminds me Bobby mamota is a on the tour with me he's a comic
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really funny so so this quick thing as we're on the road we on the road yeah
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you thought you get away with no story so this time no I want I'm with Kyle
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dunan uh who's hilarious we had a blast we're back at Providence it's my last night uh before I came back great show a
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lot of fun it's kind of raining pouring pissing rain fine by the way by the way I said when I got on
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stage where is she where's Taylor I heard Taylor Swift lived up there and I said she wasn't at
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Chili's and she wasn't at the mall so she doesn't live here because where else would she be I know God bless her it's
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probably a double digit home locations um I talked to a guy double dig I talked
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to a guy once Gary David Goldberg God Rest the soul the great you know family
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produc and he was sort of an Old Hippie in a sense he was a little apologetic but he goes well I have a house here and
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here and I got one up here and one there and you know I just have staff and they take care of it and I visit him when I
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feel like the whole time he's gone just it's the weirdest thing yeah yeah they sleep in your bed it's weird I I know I
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don't think yeah that kind of wealth I don't know I mean you know I look at a billionaire you know I'm worth barely
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half that good night I can get with have that I have six houses which that's not
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actually a lot well that's when you play Monopoly with Heather and you take your
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houses and you put them on Boardwalk I go Park Place boardwalk and then I hide
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money under the Monopoly and they go is that a $500 bill let me ask you a
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question if you're around family holiday or whatever hey let's play a board game
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don't you kind of want to play Monopoly because they have all these other games
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but monop used like life was pretty good but life is bad if you don't start out
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as a doctor it's not good but monopolies to Wi because you know they say the doctor
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you get like a salary and then if you get the other ones you're not doing as well well I'll do I'll do a game of stro
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with you if you want oh stro is great that was like chess I love capture your
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flag in a second bomb bomb no that was a fun one man you have
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to lie and go bomb and then it isn't one uh but okay so we're on the road we
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go to Chili's to eat because what else are you doing Providence sounds fun they
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go there's one right over Yonder so I went there um we get they want to get a
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dessert you don't want to be too full before the show obviously we stuff then
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Kyle gets like a lava cake and then Bobby goes I want something for after the show so he gets a big cookie child
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oh big cookie right so I don't even I want a cookie yeah maybe it's a cookie in a pan it's like those kind whatever
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it was you know whatever cookie cost 1150 or whatever so he gets a cookie and
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then puts it in a bag we we eat the lava cake everyone's sick we leave yeah we do
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the show I get off stage and Bobby it's a great crowd I walk off super happy I'm
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lit two steps out looking for obligatory FES and he goes bad news dude and I go
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oh and then I have to shake out of that and go oh is it about the flight or something and he's like that driver ate
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my [ __ ] cookie I had to go okay wait walk me
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through it then Kyle comes up he goes listen to him because I think he's serious it was such a
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scandal and I'm like let's just go in the dressing room yeah talk to me about cookie gate he goes I left it in the car
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and then we're so close to the the hotel we're just going to walk for the first time we usually just get back in the car
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so I go oh and what H oh he took off with it probably threw it away or something he goes no they said he's not
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here so I called him and said Dude where's that cookie left he goes I'm
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eating it he's eating it Dana you can't do
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that the balls he had a I love his attitude on
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didn't give a fat [ __ ] yeah yeah good Lord you know I guess that's just this
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one do you mean this cookie it's like a pizza did he turn it
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it would be like you ate my cookie well you know you ought not have left it in
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the back seat I I think the attitude was listen you didn't want it you left it
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here yeah um I once ordered 10 cheese pizzas and I left in the back of the car
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for the crew at the gig and everything driver got through every last one of them oh see go can happen anyway well
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you not left the double digit pieces in the back seat the back seat goes right
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yeah I I would say if you want to oh and he goes and you left your phone I was making calls on that or did you want it
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back no I don't I do want my phone back yeah what I would have done is bought a
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hundred cookies and then delivered him to whoever where the driver was yeah you
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want them you got them now I'd say h cookies I said Bobby call him back and say you know that cookie
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was for charity and he'll feel bad cookie is a funny word you know Don
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Rickles used to say give out a cookie put him in the corner Don Rickles used the word cookie as a look at Ed look at
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Ed shows over he stands over by the curtains eating a cookie yeah put him in the corner Ed the show started an hour
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ago give him a cookie pack them and Ice you know packam and ice pack them and ice give them a cookie yeah those are
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always good 2k's cookie look I have a pop quiz for you and Heather and Greg
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you're a little kid there's a fig newton on a plate and a Lorna Dune on a plate
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which one do you can only have one which one do you take who's Lorna dun wasn't there a cookie called a Lorna
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cookie Heather you know what that is look it up Craig Craig's baffled too what's more
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would you rather have animal crackers
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or um an Oreo cookie I know this whole podcast is called
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grasping grasping for straws is a great name uh well I have another story for
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you that one was good well we haven't we haven't really moved on from Puff Daddy hang on Greg we have moved on there's a
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ladun everybody come on it couldn't be more of a basic [ __ ] look at just a square sare beige that's your big
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invention that's that's a little Oh short bread okay I'm backing up yeah
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short bre is good little shortbread called Lura dun now put up the I like
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the microscopic thing I'ma Isaac Fig Newton yeah okay go ahead here we are I
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read that uh okay so Puff Daddy still in trouble I knew you thought this would
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blow over by now it is people are coming out I think some dad is threatening I it's every every hour what what's the
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latest the latest is my angle I'm not alone that the the baby oil first of all
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his lawyer sort of insanely came out and said just like our podcast last week he
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buys it at Costco and bulk that's exactly what we said is a joke and his lawyer said it with straight face he
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goes you know puppy always cutting Corners he wants to save a nickel here but he's worth 7,000 million
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he doesn't give a fat [ __ ] anyway that didn't hold water but they also said
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there's some theories that the had drugs in it it wasn't just baby oil it was like injected with something through the
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bottle and then if it has GHB then it sort of makes you sleepy you
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know what I mean like the it's like oh it's just GH baby oil and so then it
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it's like a drug that you know because drugs go through your skin yeah
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so and so I guess I would say you don't need a thousand that's the suspicious part if you just have one it's got some
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[ __ ] zqu in it or whatever then that's well let me ask you a question remember Jerry Jerry Seinfeld didn't
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like that stop saying that sorry just ask it just ask it um it's true just uh
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straight forward when is the last time you forget the P Dy thing took a bottle
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of baby o and applied it to yourself and was it after a shower or what do you
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it's for rashes with babies right diaper no I just know it's oil but I haven't I
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mean I think I've used baby shampoo years ago because someone said it doesn't strip your hair out it's good
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for your hair there's not a lot of [ __ ] in it because it's for babies but baby oil they shouldn't even call it baby oil
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because I don't even know what it does for babies do they need to be covered in oil no well probably the judges eight
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eight years ago an assistant came in and said hey boss if you if you have a rash
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or something from wearing all those leather pants here's here's a bottle of baby oil right and then p didy goes hold
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on a second wait one sec what did you say did baby oil for rashes he had to
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put it all together rashes crotches oil moisture give me a thousand bottles are
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you sure boss yes how Happ crazy enough to work
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boss it worked for crazy it just might work no but I mean there's Astroglide
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there's Lube if that's what we're talking um or we what are we talking about I don't know some comedian said he
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he had a Lube Garrick's disease that was his defense a comedian just saw shout him
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out a good pun is is so that well I don't want harp on that too much I am I
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am I am going to harp about one thing because there's two movies I'm talking about and the bigger issue right now
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that's bothering me is California say what you will but it is
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tinel town and we are known for beaches but also number one is Hollywood and
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movies and we do less movies than almost any other state right now and I wish the
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governor here would loosen the strings and make it E easier because every time you bring up LA to do a movie it's
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almost impossible they always go we go to the tax breaks why is La not making
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it a tax break because Studios where I shot just shoot me CBS Radford that's
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drying up the one by the Grove is drying up and you're think it's the worst recession in the industry in 60 years um
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trying to come back from strikes and Co and it's just there's so many good people want to work here the best makeup
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the best grips the best art direct everybody is so good in La ready to work
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and then listen and you know what I'll make a deal I'll give them all the crime you can have just make these make it
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easier to make movies here you can have Smash and grabs you can have go into go
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into the mall break do donuts in the street knock everyone over and take over absolutely we just want some production
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I'll give them all the crime all the [ __ ] that's going on out there all the running into 7-Eleven on your bicycle
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and beating up everyone and stealing everything leaving and it's not a crime and they're all laughing another thing
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about that is they're all laughing I see these videos because they're like no one's chasing us now it's fun now let's
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go somewhere rob it and we'll laugh and we'll film ourselves be like check out my Tik Tok check out my yeah they're
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just they're just an on uh you know social media you know Walgreens in 10 minutes downtown Chicago I'm in
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exactly they're like beep B Boop see it the fun thing used to be little league uh so now also the thing about oh this
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is too heavy we can get rid of it but there is homeless problem here in La a lot of cities fine definitely but if
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you're if you're trying to solve the homeless problem you shouldn't be flying people in from other countries or over
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the border to add because forget the politics of it it's just simple math that's more people that don't have a
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place to live so does homeless go up yes so that's not the best way to try to fix
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it in my humble opinion I know I was uh curious about that and uh since I read
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both sides of the aisle on one side it just says that Springfield Ohio said get us 20 to
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30,000 Haitians in our town if you can because we need them if there's any way
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if there's any way and so I'd have I always tell people look to have a really
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strong opinion I got to go to Springfield and I'd like to announce today that David and I will be
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podcasting should we do it live from Springfield because then we can interview Haitians interview the people
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in the apartment building and just be reporters for a change rather than two people are looking for us to get on the
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front lines let's go to the Aurora Colorado to see if there's really gangs there what's going on something's going
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on what is going on I don't know right the Marvin Gay asked that question in 1972 you he did he had a whole song
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What's Going On by the way I just want to put in context a little bit for our listeners what states do in other
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countries they want Film Production because it it brings in a lot of business and spending of money so you
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know Louisiana is one of the biggest ones with our friend Senator John Kennedy so California might say we're
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going to give you $3 million cash if you do your TV show
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CHiPs part three here in San Fernando Valley and then Louisiana goes well
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let's get it real we're gonna give you $25 million to film a TV show in
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Baton Rouge so that's why we're losing and by the way by the way and guess what
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hungry I can't every time I run into an actor oh I'm shooting a film where
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hungry yeah Hungary gives so much freaking money that that's a that's the
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new Hollywood Rob L has a condo in Hungary he's always over there shooting come to Hungary where we pay
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lots of money for you to do funny Mano too he's like go to hungry it's just
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five flights it's not a big deal takes six days not a bad life lay around shoots in Poland and then
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Estonia yeah you do your looping in Estonia you're primary shooting in
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Hungary jump over to Bangkok 24-hour hop just a little hop so that's that's all we're in a
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global market and California uh is a wealthy state it has to kind of up its anti if you will to get production I'm
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trying to shoot something here I'm like you have to pay an extra viig to shoot here now when you go to Boston we did
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grownups in Boston twice father of the year in Boston all these places you hear they're shooting Atlanta is a big one
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because the state says if you come here your budget's 10 million we'll give you back 3 million we'll give you credit so
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you go oh we basically could do a $13 million movie for 10 and we can get better actors we can get more and then I
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I honestly don't know in La I just know that the numbers but I know it's way harder and it's all they look at is
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numbers they go here's a movie production here's a TV show it's cheaper to go to even overseas like you said
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double yeah or it's cheaper to go to Atlanta so it's almost never thought of
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that you would do it here that's tough that's my big speech just trying to defend Tinseltown Hollywood because
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right I live here and I want to shoot here and I want everyone to work here that's all oh some makeup artists the
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crew members grips uh Transportation you know it's just a recession and uh it
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doesn't I'm pushing it uh also old reference uh
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[Music]
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there's another on a lighter note before we get into the really light stupid stuff we do which is really the heart and soul of the show stupidity we want
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we want to make you smile I saw because you love Talent Danny you're always scouting always love Talent America's
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Got Talent named their winner and I didn't know this I did not know this uh
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he is a janitor named Richard Goodall and you win a million dollar prize which
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is great yes so far so far on the surface shiny I think I know where
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you're going with this yeah but yeah million I didn't know this so they say
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you can either take the 300 Grand right now right which is after taxes and
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[ __ ] or you can get 25 Grand a year for what 10 20 years I don't know and
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then not really a lot because they tax that so right a million so you get 25
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Grand a year for as long as it takes to get to a million and then um that's a while that's four whatever so that's
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kind of takes a little bit of the Sheen and glimmer off it it's still great right still free money I'll take it all
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day give it to me um no complaints we need taxes but if you've never been
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taxed at and a heavy it kind of it sort of gets your attention I once did a
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pilot I might have said this um in the ear mid 1980s before SNL and it was a
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huge deal I was getting $30,000 which was huge Stills a lot of
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money and we went over to pick up the check from ICM I was with my wife I came
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out and we opened it up it was like $99,000 yeah you know commissions are
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six and then you know Social Security whatever time I couldn't believe it so you want F
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right you got to get F and you know with a little little bit of French bread and olive oil French bread olive oil some
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Pera you got you got yourself a nice little lunch yeah um because this guy it sounds
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great they go what are you gonna do with a million dollars he's like well I'm giving 600 Grand of it away right away
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300 they said in the article sounds a hair low cuz he doesn't have an age manager like we do so we would we would
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probably walk with around 360 out of that 370 well 20% commission you'd be at
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800 and then depending whether how the the chess game of of
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uh right off and things you know again no complaints it's just sort of they
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shouldn't give the prize the guy should be should be and you win a million do net net net now net now wheelbarrow here
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you go go we never that's a lot of money that's a lot of money you can go in nice
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places in America out in Utah or whatever get a house for 300,000 put the 600 in IR account yeah he'll do fine but
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it's just I thought God he's kind of getting a little robbed that's all okay let's go to the regular story unless you have a story to tell me my stories will
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be revealed next week how's that for teas yeah by the way I didn't tell you
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but this is SNL's this is an SNL bit we're about to show SNL's 50th starts this week so good luck to them I've
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heard it's a lot of fun a lot of surprises I think it's Jean Smart is the host I think MH and the and the music or
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have they not announced it uh jelly roll believe jelly roll yeah jelly roll JY I
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heard was Stevie Nicks okay let's see what this guy's doing oh this is Diddy's lawyer this is what I was telling you earlier let's see if it's true okay
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great it's too long but we'll I've been with him since 8 o'clock this morning um and it's about almost 3 o'clock now he's
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just like he's ready for the big football game he's confident you know
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we're we're going through great team this year sounds like he's talking about Biden um and he's his spirits are
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relatively how casual how do you explain the got get right to it thousand bottles
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of baby oil uh I don't think it was a thousand I think it was a lot I mean there's a Costco right down the street
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you know I think Americans buy in bulk as we know um and you know this is this
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is consensual adults doing what consensual adults do we can't get toe puritanical in this country to think
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that somehow sex is a bad thing because if it was there'd be no more people list it's a fine line between sex yes
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consensual sex sure I think it's the filming and the blackma if that's all part of it
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that's that's what they did you bring young women in you get them you slip
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them a Mickey you do a Cosby you do all kinds of things you film it and then you have blackmail
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video right and you but I don't know if that's what happened if I think the thought is that like allegedly guys and
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girls doing things they don't want out there so they will yeah pay or just I do
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a note to keep doing it to make sure it doesn't if you need a lawyer at any time for anything get Diddy's
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lawyer no to self that should be the name of my special okay next
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one yeah Dana you haven't Nam my special yet but I'll get you off camera do okay what I want to name it oh this
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is funny this is kind of a slip up even though it's just a clip ah we call it a clip up we can't
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afford we can't afford four more years of this we can't
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afford we can't afford say that four more years of
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this that that they'll turn that into an ad for Trump you can't say four more
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years of this because that wasn't Trump have say
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politicians what we had with Trump we can't afford that again I think he just
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worded it wrong right it could you know that's that's the the old the old idea of the
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fredian slip you know you know I guarantee you SNL will have someone playing Tim Waltz
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MH Camala who else is there um kamala's husband J
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JD Vance oh JD Vance that's right Trump of course Trump maybe Biden will float
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in there as a ghost and uh uh bump into things yeah and the host
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is Jean SM Jean Smart she's on Hacks she'll be great MH she'll be great she
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was on other stuff uh that show was actually pretty funny a pro Max it should be about
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us what did you say Designing Women was she on that she
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seems like it I think initially yes that was one of I think she was that was her best okay all right next
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one oh okay this was just funny because it's really the president and
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this is the power you have he's just rolling calls yeah he needs new pants
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some real lightweight slacks and they real lightweight now I need about six
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pairs for summer wear now the pockets when you sit down in the chair the knife
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and your money comes out so I needed at least another in In Pockets now another
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thing the crutch down where your nuts hang is always a little too tight it's just like riding a a wire fence when I
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gain a little weight they cut me under there so let see if you can't leave me about an inch from the where the zipper
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PS uh around under my back to my bung hole if you get those com me I would
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sure be Greatful White House this the president
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of the United States I like white house where do you think I am you
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[ __ ] my BM hole who says that uh I don't know someone from the 1930s I
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think uh he's great who gets in with a tailor like that that guy you know he's
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the one who came outg is Hager slack Dana you remember yeah Hager slack is like the hugest it's like calling the
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head of Levis say so he calls the main owner of Hagar slack like he's the [ __ ] in the building he's like hey
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can you run down to the building grab me and the guy's like oh to where we make them I don't even I'm in Tahiti Love it
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they're too tight it's like riding wire and the and the
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cut wire you when ball sack yeah jammed rides up and it cuts me so
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what I mind a little tugging and pulling normally but not by my pants turns
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Senator yeah Lyndon Johnson was a character extraordinaire he would have
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if he'd done his same personality out front would have been trumpan no going
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up going up look at my rum bum shirt rum bum bum bum bum I was on the road with the uh Sandler tour a couple years ago
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we were in Florida me and Schwartz and bought this shirt we were
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twinsies by the way if you want to hear more White House White houses.org you'll
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hear more Stu from Lindon lynon Johnson JFK all these fascinating parts of
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History yeah white houses.org I heard that one I just thought it
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popped in my feet I'm like this is so interesting that you can hear an actual phone call from the president
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yeah I heard that one in long form years ago oh You' heard that so hilarious well
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it goes on for like 10 minutes at least you know does he talk more about his BNG hole I hope I don't know there's other
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calls or other things you know I'm just want to hear about the buong all right let's hear the next
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one just just what the buong news is um hang on don't start it yet one of
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the common things I don't even know what this is go ahead one of the common things that I
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found which was really interesting was this thread of uh this common thread of
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disassociation um you know Fame is a privilege but it's also traumatic to
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people who of well anybody it can be traumatic to anybody but specifically minors and I think that it was
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interesting talking to the participants of the film because I noticed that there were chunks of memories that or chunks
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of times that we all don't remember and I think that's a direct response to
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trauma yeah and and what what what's out there that can be done or is being done
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right now one of the common things that this was funny why is he why is he dressed in the most serious subject he's
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dressed with mud on his face and goggles they cut goggles right so you were molested it's like can you take so he
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did a sketch and didn't clean up during the commercial and then he came over then she goes yeah she came into a heavy
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subject and he's like I think I'm going to she might as well be eating potato chips going so some guy comes in your
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room he's your uncle it's just too easy it's too I think it would been funny if he just had
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a pie on his face just the whole time he can't even see Jimmy F the pie is just stuck to his face and he's
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like or he hits her with a pie in the middle of that speech yeah go
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hilarious and he goes funny come on it's a comedy relax yeah yeah come on it's a
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a childhood actor I wonder to who she was talking about you know these childhood actors these I mean she was
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making a point but it was a valid point but uh watching Jimmy pop up
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like [ __ ] Boo the clown um one of the greatest cutway I've ever seen and we should have
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him on Superfly to show him the clip and just kind of explain himself oh is that
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jimy Jimmy Fallon right yeah yeah Jimmy Fallon with goggles and mud on his face
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he's [ __ ] he he loves it he would love it I mean he would laugh really hard with that image uh okay next
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[Music] what oh uh we I I mean whatever I just
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thought this was frustrating straight up say it I'm not
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going to stop you I'm not gonna stop you um yeah [ __ ]
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America oh so during his concert he yells [ __ ] America and the crowd cheers I'm like God
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dang uh that's fantastic that we live in a country where we have no fear of our
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government if you said [ __ ] Putin there would be like something would come out
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of the ceiling even for the privacy of your own home [ __ ] butin F you and then a giant thing comes
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out so that's America you know like those machines where you pick a stuff
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just picture I had a driver
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recently and he almost went into Scarface mode when he in the movie Scarface where he talks about what it's
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like under communist Cuba this guy was from Poland and he goes I grew up in communist Poland and I go and I thought
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I didn't know what his pop politics were so I I just cheekily accidentally said
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well it couldn't have been all bad stupid idiot two-minute rant that I
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should have recorded they tell you what to do they tell you where to go what to eat you have no Freedom they can take
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you out of your house shoot you in the head and nobody cares you have no Freedom there so I said you think
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Americans kind of take for granted their freedom yes they take very much granted
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for read them course so there you go well I thought hey it's good he can say that here but absolutely he should
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probably move somewhere just to keep his coolness Factor because he stays here
00:32:09
you go what are you still doing here you you hate it right I and I I don't
00:32:16
understand that it is interesting can we look up his net worth I mean is he is he he's a he's famous that was a big band
00:32:24
Heather you've heard of it what's his net celebrity net worth Heather or Greg hether you know I love
00:32:31
celebrity Networth oh yeah it's juicy it's never quite real but I like seeing
00:32:36
it no it's kind of made up you know but I think it's a culmination of everything you've ever made without
00:32:43
tax 25 million for that guy all right so let's
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okay so um that's it he's doing fine over here uh yeah lot people wouldn't mind
00:32:57
taking 25 5 mil I know but we're talking about it it Trends it's incendiary you
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know I mean yeah he's gonna I don't know if people still get bothered by that I have to say I will freely admit that
00:33:10
bothered me all right um well the only bothers me more than that is a billionaire saying I ought to pay more
00:33:19
tax I pay entirely too little tax what's your net worth a billion would you ever
00:33:26
voluntarily write check to the Federal Reserve because you can do it a treasury
00:33:32
any day of the month and they go well that doesn't sound like so much
00:33:38
fun yeah they go okay this one might be stupid again
00:33:43
hopefully uh when you're not allowed to bark inside this is this one goes under
00:33:48
a cute ones so you learn you try to whisper bark oh sh no no
00:34:02
yes yes do that yeah yes I like that he didn't he just opened his mouth and
00:34:08
didn't bark you see that he goes I think right now we should start a
00:34:15
business Dana and David's uh perfect dog and we just clone that dog and sell
00:34:21
millions of them God that dog was cool too he did one take barks we get it it's
00:34:27
annoying don't bark whisper bark and he goes well it's off the charts it's the
00:34:34
power of cutness of the dog tilting the head slightly big eyes trying this is
00:34:41
how I am with you on the zoom looking at you trying to figure out what you want me to
00:34:50
do yeah but that's you're cute too adorable and the dog's cute
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mhm U okay next one what is this let's just see hope
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it's funny oh see there's a spider
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yes no so someone brought in a spider and they covered
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it oh my God I thought someone came in with a spider in a cup and threw it down
00:35:30
I am so scared of spiders Dana that no joke I would burn the house down just to
00:35:38
make sure it's dealt with I live in the country so most of the time so uh
00:35:44
tarantulas are around one got laundry room they move very slowly yeah um rat e
00:35:54
infestation uh spiders what you do uh for almost all of them you get a bunch
00:35:59
of paper towel and then you just scoop them up in the towel like that just go
00:36:04
right out the door and then you just toss it you know because I I don't really want to kill a bug unless I have
00:36:11
to you know I just put it kill any bugs it's
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infuriating I'd prefer not to kill a bug you know you Dan well there is that old
00:36:25
joke of like they have all the animals Lin up up in cuteness and they go this is the line where they stop being cute
00:36:31
it's like dog cat then it goes deer and then it goes cow kill this kill this kill this kill like because you know we
00:36:38
eat some animals and some we go oh come on they're too cute so the an was like
00:36:44
where do I fall there but bugs I have to say pretty much across the board I can't
00:36:50
deal with here's the thesis of the movie movie book sapiens is that before
00:36:57
mankind invented Agriculture and just silos of wheat just eating all this
00:37:02
wheat and all these carbohydrates that begat all these diseases ancient man
00:37:07
would eat bugs and turtles and shells and Hooves of things and just everything
00:37:14
fish just trying stuff and they would eat bugs for sure and and butterflies
00:37:19
and just you know apparently they a lot of healthier rather than like someone like you getting a plate of pasta the
00:37:25
size of your room there eating it and falling asleep in the Meadow in the meadow do you know that
00:37:33
Ancient Man or Andor woman if they came along a a fig tree and they're by
00:37:39
themselves they would try to eat every single fig and pass out because they just their brains wanted that natural
00:37:46
sugar they would eat till they're stuffed whereas you just wait and go drop drive-thru no I I I am pretty good
00:37:56
about uh EA eating when I go to McDonald's which is honestly at least once a week I don't even finish it
00:38:02
anymore and that's the one of the hardest things in your life you can do leave fries leave part of my
00:38:07
cheeseburger it's so good leave people really flip out that I get a Flay of fish that's gonna blow up the YouTube
00:38:14
comments people that's freak out that's old school it doesn't entice me it's
00:38:20
just the tartter sauce it's so much tartar sauce they catch those little
00:38:25
fish up off Alaska jumping around I'll have McDonald's once a month if I'm on a road trip that's it
00:38:32
what are they carp what are uh filet fish grou just just basic fish just
00:38:39
ratty [ __ ] minnows sewn together and they get them they get them they get the
00:38:44
net they get like a million of them and they put them right into a freezer they're flat you're Frozen like that you
00:38:50
know I don't I don't want to know it's so bad it just tastes good I
00:38:56
like what did you say oh it's Alaska Pollock okay never
00:39:04
the most random fish that no one's looking out for so what did Jerry Seinfeld say he said
00:39:11
McNuggets I'll mangle it but um he said McNuggets are just parts of
00:39:17
chicken it's just gristle and parts and batter so even a real chicken could look at that and go I see nothing here that
00:39:24
bothers me cuz so far from really just a chicken
00:39:29
breast well there is that phrase we talked about it of oh there's a steak um
00:39:35
it has a lot of gristle on it yeah H and some people say that's the good part the
00:39:41
gristle the fat and the bone fat the yuck bag The Farley yuck bag all right
00:39:47
what else before we wrap up also I want to ask you something at the very end oh
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this is funny I watched this I don't know why it's funny more but I was watching and thinking my guess is the
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rock is so heavy it flips the bulldozer okay let's watch what Happ dropping a 7,000 kogs rock into
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water I know you really want to watch this video don't worry I will play it again in a second I hate this guy I only
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interrup I know you're made for more than scrolling and watching reals this guy's an IDI your dream life drive the
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car you want and live life to the fullest but instead you still choose to drain your potential watching these high
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dopamine videos thanks for listening this is sit there and scrolling for another
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dick I like how I like when people show what it's like to be successful I'm in a limo I got a laptop I got the ocean you
00:40:55
want this [ __ ] is that what you want yeah I'm like I have money I just sit in this dark room and
00:41:01
cry yeah the money is um about control and freedom not oh something you want to
00:41:10
say you're D suddenly extreme closeup God Heather pushed
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in oh there she's back [ __ ] that was crazy is everybody
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okay did we survive that was like an earthquake yeah was is that weird that
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was weird you look pretty good you know exem I like how you give it nothing you go that was weird wild stuff weird wild
00:41:33
stuff you didn't you didn't even give it all Johnny well isn't that
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special isn't it [ __ ] special I'm I got to show you the video Frankie Valley
00:41:45
live and that's you doing the church lady in 22 years because he's like this
00:41:50
he walks up on stage oh man he's like 92 poor guy yeah yeah and he gets the mic
00:41:56
and he goes you see the pressure it's like the grease is the word and he's like this he's just not go
00:42:03
he can't be singing we'll show that that'll be our big Cliffhanger for next week we'll show it that shows you the
00:42:09
only one that I'm currently aware of in Show Business who's going toward his mid
00:42:16
90s that is still on fire guess we had him as a
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guest Dick Van Billy Shatner William Shatner Oh Billy sh yeah Dickman William
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Shatner William Shatner's great he was great on our show he's just great I'm glad he's out there but he's still he's
00:42:37
got the strong voice and you know he's he's got whatever he's doing he doesn't have a line on his face and I can't
00:42:44
understand how he does it all right thanks everybody that was a fun one and we'll see you next
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week this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna
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Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
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