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Dana we got the uh super talented Jimmy Fallon oh Jim we're close I I kind of
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Jim found Jim Fallon and I are very close James um James Fallon yeah is on the show you
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know he's oh that's right Dave buddy uh Dana I don't even know where I met him I mean I must have visited Us in Alan saw
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him over there but kind of Click easy with that guy actually the first one was on the show on The Tonight Show I thought he was
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being kind of a fake fan because he was so effusively nice and then I realized he's like that and he's a fan he's
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identically like he is backstage as he is on stage yeah he's he's a good guy he
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knows a be a talk show host he knows how to keep that show moving and he's he's always in a good mood he's uh that's all
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you want he's fun and he'll ping-pong anything you throw at him he's a great
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audience I think it's not giving away or talking out of school but you do do your Michael J fox impression yeah and uh we
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can see him on the zoom a little bit and he just felt he would fall almost out of his chair whenever he would fall he
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laughs already fall and then he'd spin up the other side yeah sure there'd be an empty Zoom thing and then a giant Jimmy Fallon head would pump up in the
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front you know he just pop up he's doing somersaults in that room but he was a Crusher on SNL from the get-go just
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talented dude guitar music dance he could do it all he's what you call a no-brainer yeah he could could you do
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you think I could be a sketch player uh what yeah so he we we uh we're gonna talk to him
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we're gonna cover everything and we hope you like it and here's our boy and uh the good looking guy a bit of a free
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fall in the best sense of the word it was it's a it's a bit of barely controlled Mayhem and laughter and we
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don't want to get any letters because I'm from the 50s don't write us letters about overtalk because this point it
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came from effusiveness can you spell that David remember Europe yes I got it effusive David
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i l oh [ __ ] I'd be out already damn I thought you had like 150 yeah
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and I also there's another word I heard a lot lately that I really serendipitous no I don't say that a lot no
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no I say effusively because in a sentence effusively a lot I say why don't you compliment me effusively when
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I meet people uh okay we have to do ads but here is that Jimmy first we tend to
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ramble on because we don't really we know we don't know how to organize our thoughts it's it's called ADHD look into
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it kids there's pills for it anyway enjoy our friend James Edward Fallon
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foreign [Music]
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once you see this [ __ ] recording look at this beautiful look at this great look at this look at those
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beautiful things let me tell you something right now Love Without You zombie when I see something this is
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beautiful I don't want to touch it he wants the whole scene now he's now
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he's hosted now the horse is being exhausted I got to touch it oh it's so
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beautiful to see your questions he gives the other so
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dude I can't wait to grill you what now are you gonna be hard on me what what uh yeah
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it's just like we got it she's a wacky some wacky stuff you're
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doing a show tonight and doing this yeah we got a good show tonight yeah we are that's very nice of you Jimmy because
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yeah this guy busts his [ __ ] hump this will be on in 2023 but when who are
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the guests tonight he's the leader of a uh of a planet uh
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Xenon yeah so yeah we have guests from the future yeah from the Pentagon hey that
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microphone's as big as his head look at that [ __ ] I know cause he's Rich that Mike no not as rich as you Spade
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[ __ ] if I had his money I'd throw mine away money bags Silver Spoon hey
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money bags yeah life life was easy for him you know what I mean yeah he grew up with two spoons in his mouth all my cash
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is tied up in most of a Bitcoin I told you Jimmy next time I come on
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your show I'm just doing a French accent the whole time I'll tell you now we're just I'm never gonna stop you
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won't stop just come on just do a French accent the whole time I don't stop remember that thing we did last time we were out there as two like European guys
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that was my favorite thing ever I was just crying I couldn't stop I didn't want it to stop I could have done it for
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a half an hour are you talking about the legend thing you're the greatest no you're the greatest Legend
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Legend is thrown around a lot these days for a little I like when people go I saw this thing about grown-ups they go
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all you guys are the goats I go do you know what goat means I think goat is one because people do
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people know they just put a goat emoticon there too they're too easy with that go tomorrow just you just you just
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put it make the a plural you're the best of All Souls goats you know you're the goat of the goats
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you know a day anyway thanks for coming on yeah my first guy said can we get
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Fallon for this podcast they said the word was no [ __ ] way so it's you're
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I'm your new nickname is dream guess all right and you just run with that I'm
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ready for the ones you are we started is this we're not sorry we're half over now oh God I had a great time
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you want to come right out but I have a heart out one minute before Europe how about that first
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Dana when I do a podcast I go all right thanks guys right in the middle of an interview they go thanks what I go later
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and I go what the [ __ ] going on I go I feel like I've told it all David said
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we've tortured you enough we got a guest going downtown dude we'll let you go because we've tortured you enough but we
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count David John's and the amount of little protein bars he has because he's oh wait I do need one Heather can I get
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some green juice yeah I gotta stay awake for some of this all right so yeah sorry here we go I have a I have a real thing
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to start with what do you what do you want like to have like are we going to do like a whole thing where you just go like hi guys welcome back to fly in the
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wall and we're here with uh [ __ ] no have you heard this dog [ __ ] we just it's uh we just recorded it later oh
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yeah we do it we do an intro at the beginning where we kiss your ass when you're not here oh good and then uh but
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let's Dana here's a funny story about me and Jimmy I know it's gonna be about you and Jimmy
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it's Jimmy John on IMDb it says I'm one of Jimmy's friends that's nice that's
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true I put it on there the Rolodex King David and when I go to New York Jimmy
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the three comedians I call are Jimmy and Chris Rock and Quinn and one time
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about a year ago oh my God we all that's a fun group so we all try to rally you know Jimmy's really good at rally out
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Jimmy's so busy and he always rallies for dinner or something so we went out to Liller and um
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oh Jimmy you were shooting at Coney Island or something and you go I'll try to get over after I'm done with it like
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an hour away from yeah but that restaurant was so loud that night do you remember yeah I know yeah I hate it here
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was the other here was the other catch yeah so first of all you somehow I go I go guys Jimmy might come if he can and
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you beat me there that was one funny part and then when we when we're in the middle of dinner and I'm just plodding
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how I'm not gonna pay most of the dinner that's all I think about and then we all
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leave Jimmy and then you remember two days later what do we see on Twitter oh yeah Chris Rock announces on Twitter he
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has covet
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do we have to follow Chris on Twitter to find out that we might we might have luckily I do follow him about that
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online yeah and then we ask him he's like what yeah you read about it didn't you I go well yeah but that was insane
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be between a rock and a hard place good night yeah it was never been done before I think that's the whole story most that
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story was just to say we had dinner do you and uh do you end up using any bits from the dinners whatever we hang out uh
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it's sort of it's sort of a compilation of what all you guys said and it goes into my Act
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John mullaney said on this podcast he's looking for stories and David does that
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too like if someone follows him at a McDonald's he's got a 10 minute chunk so he likes stories yeah he's a Storyteller
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guy asked me straight up for my McNuggets straight up no [ __ ] just give me your McNuggets yeah why not he's
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gonna go into it and I said [ __ ] no I stood my ground Jimmy you think I'm a [ __ ] but I stood my ground no didn't
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you you gave him one
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let's see if we can do something about Jimmy's Beginnings that he's never been yes that's kind of interesting might be
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impossible I did a deep dive you did I can't believe I mean I love both of you guys so much I can't even tell you I
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want to go into your career and your stuff and everything you've done to influence me uh you know I wanted to be
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Danny Carvey I wanted to be that's my whole reason for getting on Saturday live and that was my whole thing oh you
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said David's fade wrong I think that's age it's that's age
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related because David I was sitting behind it read through
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with a knife well yeah you were you were right you were my surrogate you were my stand-in sometimes I do in the church
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chat rehearsals David had to get the dress on and sit in there for camera blocking which I think just for a few
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minutes can you sit in there Dana's resting but Jimmy you were 12 when I got on SNL and that's what I call the Peak
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formative year it's like when I was listening to Monty Python or whatever gets in your brain at that age and
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through high school so I I appreciate you bro thank you I can't tell you how much I would I was such a SNL nerd I
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would uh I would record it every Saturday night I would be by myself I wouldn't be uh I didn't want friends
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over I didn't want anyone around me my parents I didn't want anyone near me I just wanted to study the show and watch it and I videotape it then I remember
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like my favorite sketches and then I would go to parties like uh whatever on
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the next week or whatever and I would bring video tapes with me with best clips of SNL like I was like a human
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YouTube uh just going or watch this part and watch this thing but I mean I was like I love The Chopping broccoli
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there she went downtown but can I tell you about something
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she said lady I know if I didn't know her
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I didn't no did you ever put that out like is that out on Spotify or something no the only thing I want to say which
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was mind-blowing a few years back when I did your show and then I just it wasn't
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my idea but all of a sudden they go uh Jimmy wants to do chopped and broccoli with an orchestra remember that it was
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[ __ ] crazy so that was the mic drop of trump there was a string orchestra
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and then I was playing John broccoli on a baby grand I had a horrible hair day
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because New York water just flattened it but anyway that's just but I'm chopping broccoli and I took it
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really far she chopped she chopped [ __ ] I think that's 20 that's a 20 minute bit in my
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stand-up as you can imagine but anyway that's so you Jimmy we do have a Kismet there's a connection to this musicality
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of what we do and the way you do Impressions and everything I brought a guitar I mean I'm in my office so will
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you play something for us that'd be that'd be awesome you know Dana while Jimmy's fussing around I have to say
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that if you're on SNL and you can play an instrument Jimmy's like the perfect SNL guy he plays an instrument he's
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marginally good looking
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of the year and he he's got a harmonic [ __ ] guy oh I know he's good for two
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people at home I know he's gonna do that Supernatural he's either gonna do he's gonna do one or three either Dylan
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Lennon or Springsteen which are all brilliant billion Dylan's one but I
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thought maybe Neil Young too oh Neil Young deal yeah just give me anything this this I'm being interviewed you know
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by my guess Neil Young okay the harmonica like he plays it differently than Dylan did Neil Young plays
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harmonica like with the song so he's like [Music]
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there something changed yeah it's good now yeah
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can you hear it now now we hear it perfect okay all right so like Neil Young Neil Young plays the
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harmonica like with the the yeah with the with the notes yeah
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[Music]
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that's sitting in a tree
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we're just a fly on the wall down the hall of essence
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[Music]
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ever call you Dave some people do you have to you have to get in the real
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tight circles and then Dylan's faster Dylan's like yeah a lot of up and back
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he's the highest note of the harmonica and just screams it so yeah
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[Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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he runs out of stuff he hits harmonica yeah exactly when he wrote the lyrics have you heard Ruffin ready his latest
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album Rough and Ready Bob Dylan yes guys brilliant is it good soon after midnight
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is a masterpiece but he's got his new voice which is well yeah that's what I mean that this other voice I don't I
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haven't really tried to do it but it's pretty special it's really wrong soon after midnight and I got a date
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with a family Queen with a fairy queen I love seeing him and see him in concert
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because sometimes he doesn't feel like performing and he's just out there and he's going like
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oh man this is weird and then he's like how does it feel on you oh I love this song
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my friend yeah that's what he was singing the whole time he accidentally stumbles into a hit and then he's like
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mad he did because he's not torturing you enough one of our friends just saw Dylan here in L.A three nights ago and
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was taking bootleg Clips but uh I guess it's I guess it's interesting but I think they said he did like a 45 minute
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song for Jimmy and David what is the one song
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from his big hip hits in the 60s where he stylizes his voice
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in a in a certain way Lay Lady Lay yep now and I know you can do that no let me
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guess not me the Frog a little bit yeah instead you
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know him
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but I love that he experimented with that he's like this could be my voice yeah you know and then it wasn't but it
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was a big hit and then like Neil Young oh huge Neil Young kind of had it one song where he's
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more rocking and then he realizes High voices where it's at because no one has that voice like I love people I came in
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the Free World yeah
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[Music] did you do impressions of everyone on the staff of Sno
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not really like yeah who would be the big ones uh Higgins uh Mike Shoemaker Martian Klein
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might mean could you do cast members could you do Spade hey buddy
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yeah I'm not going to be reduced to noises today gentlemen so I was opening
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the door I walked in David is an actual good sound effects
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guy but he doesn't lean on it it just comes out they're woven in me I do you
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you do I just do a sound just sorry
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that's pretty good that's what's impression to me it's when you're very very excited
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so I'm very excited it's just a sound of exuberance which I
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was thinking today here's a compliment you remind me of the Beatles
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oh Jesus wow the early Beatles Because what they told me I reminded you of kajagugu
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you were kind of uh Chaka Khan but anyway we'll talk later with because the
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early Beatles just PR just projected so much fun and joy it was just
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irresistible and that's what you do I appreciate it you know it started it's interesting you
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know growing up in Liverpool we live we live a puddly puddly and you know and
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we'd never eat pudding yeah and you'd think we'd have a liver pudding you know but that's what pudding is different you
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know in England it's not the same you know it's not the chocolate you know the vanilla you know it's strawberry the
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whole town was just eating pudding you know because we call Liverpool's old town was eating
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pudding you know I drink up George so you want to go get some pudding something right
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John would come over there but this guitar like let's go get some pudding and that's how we wrote uh Paperback
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Writer someone just come in and bang me on the head turned into paperback Rider
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John will come in he'd hit me over that you know say let's go get some pudding and that's how we wrote uh
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that's how we wrote The White Album you know what the funny part I haven't heard he banged me he popped me over the head
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with his guitar let's do a plunker you know we got into his song so we didn't know what we're
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gonna do so I looked at George you know I hear children over the head with the guitar and next thing you know we have
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uh you know salt and pepper and you know John and Paul were the primary
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songwriters of peace and love they were peace they
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were which one was peace and which one was love we switched back and forth they were my brother John was Love sometimes
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John was peace and then sometimes Paul would be love and then I'd say hey love
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and they both turn around and I'd Bonk him over the head with the guitar and that's how we wrote Octopus's Garden
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do you remember you made me laugh last time you're on I was giving your intros and uh I was like he's blah blah he's an
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Emmy award-winning uh uh actor and I go is that is that right it's fade and you're right behind the curtain you go
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yeah yeah that's right and that's it that's that tone David uses no I do
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there's a lot more going on with me um I can't be reduced to simple noises
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and and yeah I was the most complex comedian and the planet yeah but no
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thank you I remember we went to that one that that thing that event time
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we went to this event for Howard with Howard Stern oh I did stand up yeah and
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I was like oh God David can you do that the bit the skiing bit you're like all right you're like dude I don't I don't
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take requests but like no I did take requests and I did do it you did do it I
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was a charity gig and you were uh that was real fun it was scary because there was a lot of people you crossed that
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night it was unbelievable but this game crushes man what was in this game because they're like your friends want
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to go on the black diamonds uh trails and you don't you're like I don't want to I'm afraid of that I don't like I
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want to go they say it's easier to teach you if we all go down from the top but it's just to ditch me
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so I say no I got the map I want to go down the green as we're going to stop we're going to start on Pop Tart and
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then they go no we're going down Devil's ball sack here we go and I go no no no that's a hard one we're going down
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listen I'm after that we're gonna go down Jelly Bean into uh kitten paw kitten paw
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and then uh puppy love and then Mother Goose it's sort of challenging but not
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overwhelming nope Hitler's abortion here we go no no no we're going down Hitler 's
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abortion is the name of the trail that one sounds hard yeah that one listen it's always good at work abortion
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into your act it's always great they always put a smile on everyone's face but did you do Norm did you do
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impressions of Norm hey hey hey oh yeah no Norma yeah we we
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did a gig um I think I told Dana this or maybe I told Dennis we did a gig me Dennis Miller and
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Norm did a gig right before the pandemic and he was like damn it he's always he
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reacts too much to nothing you know what I mean like you go Norm is it a uh you know the show starts
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at eight eight o'clock that is exact
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ly and then you go that was an earthquake and Oklahoma he goes when today I go no that's a big deal there's an
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earthquake here eight o'clock and why would they do it at eight I go because
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it's the most obvious time in the world ready yeah that's like the worst time for
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people to do is stand up you know eight o'clock you know you can think of my my neck's all [ __ ] up because the flight
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there and I go [ __ ] and then Dennis go spuddly why don't you go last like it's a big favor I go and follow you two
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[ __ ] you guys kill uh I think Dennis was technically the headliner got the
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jet waiting on the tarmac I'll do a cute 20 okay
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he came Dennis came on the show he killed by the way he was so funny I'll tell you the bit he did that made me
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laugh but he was backstage he was backstage I was going to say hi to Dennis uh Dennis Miller and I I put I I
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never wear cologne but I put a little cologne on before I went to see him not that much I did a little little a little
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mist of like yeah and then I dove under walk through yeah
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and I walked in I would go of course Dennis evolved baby goes gosh Jimmy Fallon smelling like Paco or a bottom
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over here [ __ ] oh Jimmy did you get the reference it just sounds funny what
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is that from is it is it it's in the 50s she's I'm feeling like Vinnie knick
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knock of the Detroit Lions yeah the uh the on side I always had a
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joke he'd never do but he's like it's so quiet it's like uh the soundtrack to a Chuck Chaplin film Maya Chuck
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chaperone no no no it's a fake one that he never did that sounds very does anyone ever call you Jim cranston's
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going on Jim Fallon tonight yeah Jim Jim love an interesting story I'm uh I'm
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working on a new [ __ ] okay uh it's a it's a Dennis it's a James Bond film but
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okay it's called a big kind finger okay Bitcoin finger he loves only risk he
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loves risk that was his joke he did on the show made me laugh oh really is that true oh my God finger he loves only risk
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this is what he was singing oh man oh he's the funniest but he
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starts laughing in the middle of his bed and he starts talking to you price Cha-Cha oh I just do him just to soothe
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myself give me a topic anything I'll filter it through Dennis of anything oh just a ice cream uh mint chocolate chip
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mint chocolate chip okay that's front loaded isn't it all right can I have some men there we go I have the
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chocolate they're competing with one another all right last thing I need is a confusing scoop of ice cream
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how many chips do I [ __ ] need give Jimmy a topic all right Jimmy yeah the
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grocery store all right okay what why do we have to go to the what why does
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produce have its own section the produce section okay there's not
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like a cereal cereal sections like we don't get a section we don't get a set the produce gets its
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own section yeah what am I gleco yeah the black boy hey glico the bad boy why
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in Christ thanks we gotta have 600 different kinds of cereal okay 50 wasn't
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enough all right I guess 29. variation I
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want to pay an extra two dollars for the organic apple don't really see the difference
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hey do I want to round up for you crane where's that [ __ ] cash going come on let's be honest Jesus Christ fine air
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Qantas okay that's up front a koala bear okay okay yeah good 29 hours to
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Melbourne Paul Logan the first class going that's not a knife this is a knife just eat your freaking sandwich
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I actually did I submitted a thing at SNL that didn't get on and it was uh
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alligator McGee it was a takeoff on Crocodile Dundee or alligator something and everything was bigger he goes he
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goes That's not a refrigerator they said refrigerator and it's like 20 times bigger just everything it's not a lamp
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they should lamp you know what no that's not a lot yeah I did a bit once on the
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show with Schwarzenegger where we're doing QVC hosts and uh he he I wanted to
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talk about this new um uh slice or some of that and he wanted to talk about the chopper we had like a veggie Chopper and
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he's like he got it all so he can go like get to the chopper I was like no we gotta still talk about
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you know we have this new uh iron it steams your clothes wallet iron's like get to the chopper and it totally tanked
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it didn't really work it did the job he came on the show one time ago I go he
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used to smoke cigars right he's like yeah I love this
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so I go how do you smoke a cigar because I don't really know much about them but isn't don't you like you have to like
00:28:05
don't you lick it and then you you cut it like it's yeah you don't like you
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don't like this is a guy with the dude
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[Laughter]
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there is no problem in life with Arnold that's why I love I actually was one of my brothers I say what would Arnold do
00:28:33
you know like if the if the if something's late like the Cab's late that's all right we walk a couple blocks
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we still look around we see a better come and we actually get a faster ride to our destination you know he I love
00:28:47
his positivity go up the mountains with this probably we can make a zip line out of the vines and just zip line down to
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the place that's right we forgot those keys so we get the wood from the forest we chop it we make wooden skis we strap
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them together with the pantyhose or whatever we have and we go down the mountain
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we take the Spanx off and inflate our Spanx to make a hot air balloon so that we can fly to the destination we'll get
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off much faster and better for the environment and we give rides for children the children go and we make
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lots of money and all these things oh where's it going
00:29:24
Speedy he took a break Jimmy can you remember the catchphrase we had when I hosted in like 1999 you would you were I
00:29:33
know what it is this is why I know Jimmy and I had the same sense of humor because I was a running gag of me being cocky uh you know pawns so the whole
00:29:41
idea was and the show was doing fine but that all week long I I would just say in reference to the current SNL so long
00:29:49
Golden Era nomination [Applause]
00:30:13
farewell no what was the one we you did this the kind of redneck character last
00:30:20
time you run with Mike Myers red red neckie red rednecki the redneck comedian I actually have a couple in case you
00:30:26
asked for that that's my favorite thing I'm red redneck the redneck comedian but
00:30:32
I I said Daddy what's for dinner he said [ __ ] on a single shingle I said this day
00:30:37
just keeps getting better and better come when he gets home
00:30:43
I went to the doctor he said we gotta amputate your left foot I said can I keep my right foot he said sure I said
00:30:49
come again
00:30:54
my mama said what do you want to do with your life I said I don't know live in a
00:30:59
shack drink beer all day mama said don't ever dream too big red because you always end up disappointed
00:31:05
it's all about the comedy song yeah you gotta get to it don't make the joke too
00:31:10
long because everyone's waiting for come on gets home oh it's like sometimes they're not jokes yeah sometimes they're not really jokes the first one was kind
00:31:17
of a joke Ahmed my sister only comes Mama took me down come again
00:31:22
we're back I hope I'll give you one Carson one Carson because you like that one too yeah I love her Johnny Carson
00:31:29
getting pulled over for drunk driving 1972. oh sorry officer I didn't know I was swerving I had two strawberry boom
00:31:35
booms at the Hickory Hut
00:31:42
I had a I had two mandolinis no no I I had two
00:31:49
at mandolini's yeah it's at Manila that's two somethings at somebody's right strawberry boom boom tomato
00:31:56
two uh I had two silly goose up with a Twist I had a purple nurple I had a
00:32:03
silly goose over admit I had two silly gooses at mandolini's I Kate manolinis remember Kate oh yeah
00:32:11
Chris Rock took me there uh years ago and uh paid for my meal and I I had no
00:32:17
money yeah Jimmy do Chris Rock you do him yeah uh What uh uh what what what are you
00:32:24
gonna get to auto you gotta stand there
00:32:30
why would you even give me a menu just eat just give me what people eat
00:32:37
what something like that I like when he goes I used to bust him for repeating everything he goes
00:32:43
Obama and then everyone laughs then he goes President Obama they laugh again he
00:32:50
goes bar Rock oh I don't let's go what is it your act is only 20 minutes
00:32:55
is what you said yeah exactly yeah and then you rock Obama Obama the president yeah the president
00:33:06
black guys won't eat the [ __ ] black guy will not eat your [ __ ]
00:33:13
oh the white guy will oh the white guy he will so that's not even exactly
00:33:20
oh God we're getting blue now how about uh all right Sandler could you everyone does sound there no you no you I I just
00:33:28
did you audition with Whaler let me do my every time Adam is mentioned on this podcast I just go
00:33:34
yeah yeah so I just did it so he'll be hearing this oh but you have the best
00:33:39
Sandler you did him on SNL speaking I did it in my audition because I loved it because his impression are like three
00:33:45
impressions in one three levels yeah he he he he used to do that that guy you
00:33:51
know he uh I I was talking my my mother the other day and you know my mom would always say and then he then he goes the
00:33:57
second version like she would always say yeah hey will you take the laundry down here
00:34:03
and my dad would say shut up that is so [ __ ] great yeah oh that is
00:34:12
casual Sandler old stand-up voices yeah old Sam look like the cat that is a
00:34:18
brilliant observation I remember I I was buzzing into my grandma's uh apartment I'm pressing the buzzer and she said uh
00:34:24
who is this who is there and I said it's Adam you it's Adam your grandson oh
00:34:30
Charles Manson oh yeah and Charles Manson well I don't want you to come in I don't want to try on that [ __ ]
00:34:37
I didn't want to drop that foreign
00:34:48
stuff on my chest and then our eyes connected and I go hey Mom we're just friends right that's a good fit oh my
00:34:56
goodness that's a that's his bit but I can't get his voice how do you do how do you do Smiggle it's Michael's close to
00:35:02
Sandler um interesting because he's like uh jammies
00:35:08
he's kind of like Sandler very low-key yeah very low-key let me hear it I was thinking uh well I was you wanted you
00:35:15
want to try that that is good all right he says laughing yeah yeah oh here's my Smiggle Jimmy when I'm
00:35:22
pitching him when I was at SNL and I'd pit go in his little three foot wide office where they're writing killer
00:35:28
sketches yeah and I'd knock and go hey do you want to help me with this and he goes uh what is it and he has a nervous
00:35:35
laugh because he doesn't want to do my sketch so I go it's about a guy who does this and he goes uh
00:35:41
I don't I don't think I I don't think I could do that I don't I don't think I like that one
00:35:49
he's so nice but he's kind of laughing nervously like how do I tell him and he
00:35:54
would just look off into space and start laughing you ever seen him do that where he's just he's in the room and he's just
00:35:59
staring at at the wall or something laughing looking up I love making him up so because when you do make him laugh I
00:36:06
made him laugh once he never put it in a sketch but it was like how does uh Dracula what if Dracula was a comedy
00:36:13
writer and he was like uh judging the the laughs so it's like he's like
00:36:20
and then you tell another joke
00:36:36
it's like judging that but I was at once we did it he does those charity things
00:36:41
uh they're really great night of too many stars for autism and I did it I did
00:36:47
a bit with Tina Fey and we were in uh we're Radio City or someplace and it had an orchestra pit in the front and uh he
00:36:54
came out and um he had a laptop with him and he's you know he's got his glasses on I go uh uh what are you doing uh
00:37:02
what's up what are you doing Smiggle and he goes oh I'm I'm changing all the uh I'm changing all the [ __ ] to [ __ ]
00:37:07
because we're airing on Comedy Central so we can't say dirty words so I'm changing all the the [ __ ] to uh shits I
00:37:14
go uh oh cool or whatever so I'm doing our bit with me and Tina and I see Smiggle backing up and he's typing in
00:37:21
this thing and he backs up and he falls into the orchestra no he falls like six
00:37:26
feet down into the I go holy CR I run over I go Spike are you okay dude what's up are you he's he looked like like a
00:37:33
Jerry Lewis would look like if he fell it was like a like an out like a chalk out a chalk outline of a body his
00:37:39
glasses were broken and the laptop was in three pieces and I ran down I go dude
00:37:44
oh my God are you okay buddy and he goes without missing a beat he goes change oh
00:37:50
the [ __ ] too [ __ ] oh my God that's too funny oh by the way
00:37:57
what a dumb number like no one's offended like that's his last words you
00:38:02
know wow that was I'm gonna laugh about that even more later that's gonna go through my head today so funny man so
00:38:08
Robert he is so [ __ ] obsessed [Music]
00:38:15
I went to a concert with Lauren we went to go see uh sting and Paul Simon and uh
00:38:23
and it was it was an amazing concert so they're playing together Paul Simon and sting and Paul Simon you know it's
00:38:29
probably in his 70s I think and so he just looks like Paul Simon in his 70s and sting is next to him and he's just
00:38:36
jacked yeah he's got muscles fit and his yeah he's got like a t-shirt pulled down like a John Barbados kind of wrinkled
00:38:42
and he's a badass and he just looks and he's playing bass he's just got veins come out of his mouth and so I came in I
00:38:48
went and got two beers and a couple hot dogs and I gave it to Lauren and I go how old is uh sting and Lauren's like
00:38:54
these are probably 63 years I go I don't think I ever want to be in that good of
00:38:59
shape when I'm 63 and without missing a beat Lauren goes out I don't think you have any problem
00:39:06
Oh wait what's he saying I'm sorry I don't think that'll be a problem
00:39:12
I go I don't never want to be that I don't want to be that in that good in shape when I'm 16. it's not something
00:39:17
you have to worry about yeah I don't think you have to worry about that baby you have other Lauren isms because I've
00:39:24
done some on this podcast but he is he's a philosopher and I don't know sometimes
00:39:29
if if they're original because they're so brilliant or he gets them from elsewhere but do you remember you would
00:39:34
do Danny you did uh guess which Paul oh he's like well I'm having dinner the
00:39:40
other night guess which Paul oh that would be Paul McCartney
00:39:47
wrong Paul provenza uh what's the you know that joke how do you get to Lauren's house what's the directions to
00:39:53
Lauren Lauren town I don't know uh you go up to Main Street and then you go right right right right
00:39:59
that's funny right Jimmy do you feel like water
00:40:05
do I feel like I'm Lauren's best friend I out of all the SNL people you've
00:40:11
worked longer with him if you had SNL and then the two late show and now so you've worked yeah closely with him
00:40:19
as long as any but 25 years or something yeah he's the yeah I would say definitely we all love him my best
00:40:25
friend but I mean he it wasn't for him I wouldn't have gotten late night uh NBC didn't really want me they wanted
00:40:31
someone else that's crazy and I remember when I heard you were available and they
00:40:36
were thinking happened that's so [ __ ] perfect I was like if you felt like doing it because you know we were
00:40:42
leaving I was leaving SNL and then Conan had signed something where he was going
00:40:48
to get The Tonight Show in like six years or something five years yeah something which was such
00:40:54
a [ __ ] up thing I never heard of that happening they didn't want they wanted to keep Jay but not lose Conan that was
00:40:59
the Compromise yeah so I remember I was leaving I said now and Lauren goes would you ever want to maybe host a show you
00:41:06
know you could take over Conan in five years and I go I don't know if I would do that I mean I think I'm gonna be you
00:41:11
know big Hollywood star he's like but I'm like I'm gonna go do movies where everything's like uh and Tina Fey was in
00:41:17
the office and she was like I think he'd be great at that you're like Irish and you like to go to bars and talk to people and talk to everyone right about
00:41:25
how it takes yeah and all the stuff that you you got to do on on the talk shows
00:41:30
that weren't totally SNL friendly they were just different long dance numbers and we'll go over those in a minute but
00:41:37
it was like but so then I go and I try movies they didn't work uh and same same
00:41:42
and then no I'll tell you something that Sandler said to me because I had clean slate and trapped in paradise and I know
00:41:48
you had two as well and I had things I was developing with Smiggle on other people but Sandler at one point said to
00:41:54
me Saddles up you could do it better goes carving uh they don't they meaning the people making movies that aren't us
00:42:00
uh they don't really know how to do it they they don't know they don't really know how to make it where to put the
00:42:07
camera or what to be funny you know wow I never forget that yeah because you
00:42:13
said something once I found fascinating the idea of you get to the set at 5 30 and you do the thing and the blocking of
00:42:19
the master shot by four ten hours later you've said the line 150 times 200 times
00:42:25
and now you're gonna say it for the movie it's like it's not funny English it's not even sound like oh dude I
00:42:31
peaked at like 10 in the morning you want me to be funny now I'm so exhausted I'm like I can't be funny and like then
00:42:38
it's I movies just weren't my thing at all but then so then Lauren uh I go he
00:42:43
goes five years later and he goes up remember I asked you that thing I go yeah well let me ask my wife because now
00:42:49
I'm married so I go okay so I asked Nancy she's like you got to do it you got to do it uh I mean look at the list
00:42:55
I mean Letterman Conan and you that's a great list you have to do it even if it doesn't work so she was like I'll move
00:43:02
to New York and so I said yeah I want to do it and then NBC was like yeah we're not sure we want
00:43:08
to be in the Jimmy Fallon business oh really what the [ __ ] all these Personnel stuff in your talk show appearances when
00:43:14
did you host the Video Music Awards because I thought you did a great job I go oh this is a whole new thing like you were perfect for that yeah that was
00:43:21
playing your guitar 2004 or somebody that or 2002 or something like that one of those was that during SNL right after that was
00:43:28
during SNL oh no that was right after us no that's what I was leaving to to do movies and stuff because that was like a
00:43:35
good all and you were you were a smash right away right yeah with when you got on that late night show I mean pretty
00:43:41
much right well it worked yeah it kind of yeah smash was a strong word Dana
00:43:46
yeah it smashes the strong word I'll say stop that I say about Jim Jimmy
00:43:53
when he's not around there's never been anyone with your range and you're you're you're so uh versatile talent wise
00:44:01
there's no one no no I'm going back to Steve Allen and then also your your likability is is a 12.
00:44:07
and then your interview skills where you make it all about the person you know you're just like Carson so I thought you
00:44:15
were like made out of a factory and then tall and handsome I was like and you can play guitar and he does Dylan and he can
00:44:21
do Neil Young better than Neil Young and you two could make it tonight and he they think their the roots in Jimmy are
00:44:27
better than YouTube it's like it goes on and on so yeah I felt you were made out of some kind of German Factory we should
00:44:33
make the greatest talk show host in six foot tall Shack voices like
00:44:46
I heard from somebody a little birdie told me that when you and Justin Timberlake are out there doing all your
00:44:52
choreography with the choreographer that no he can't you you get it in one take like this woman does like 10 steps and
00:45:00
you're like you can do that too so that's my mic drop on complimenting Jimmy Fallon I'll take the mic drop from
00:45:07
Danny Carter and Jimmy's willing to travel to Coney Island for bits that's right that's when they do like I
00:45:13
always tell them when I come to New York I go so you do the show which is already like a beating just a long day and you
00:45:19
have to be very present and focused and we're gonna do this we gotta rehearse this bit and then sometimes after the
00:45:24
show you travel somewhere and pre-tape something yeah it's like JLo wants to go
00:45:30
on the jungle gym and we got to go to you know Long Island for this bit and then you got to do bumper cars with
00:45:35
Chris Hemsworth 30 years in Letterman stopped doing that right when you get to hit 30 you know Christ sex into that
00:45:42
fourth decade I think it's a hard out at 5 30 all right I mean that that's how
00:45:49
are you pacing yourself I think is the question right David yeah yeah I don't I think you know there's something about
00:45:55
this that's fun that's different than snls because it's every day so you know
00:46:01
SNL if you did a sketch and it was in a tank you had a way to wait you have a week to be depressed you know and you're
00:46:08
like oh that was awful so embarrassing this one if I do a bit the Tang thanks I have another show the next day and I go
00:46:13
oh I'll work recover tomorrow well you also full say like at SNL's read through then you're crossing your fingers and
00:46:19
you get on like a fifth of what you hand in if you're there you like something it's in you don't like something it's
00:46:25
out that's kind of that's kind of good at least you go with your strength you go I can I think I can make this one
00:46:31
work we got great writers we're in a good groove right now we got some great writers here and good producers like
00:46:36
it's like oh it's super fun it's like you know when it's when it's really fun it's like kind of Camp almost like
00:46:42
summer camp everyone's together and I got a bit and I got a bit and I got a thing and it's like that's exciting for
00:46:47
me and so every day I come in and you're like oh that that's such a dumb idea but I love it let's do it because it will
00:46:52
make me laugh right and when you go on the show Dana knows uh for the audience you're you're very uh helpful so you
00:46:59
know you're it's a fun atmosphere you get backstage you come back [ __ ] a second and uh and then you go out there
00:47:06
and if I'm stumbling through a bit you're jumping in helping and making sure everything works so all that stuff
00:47:11
helps because yeah you know you want you want to want to look good and the show keeps going but the show keeps going
00:47:16
still still so I guess it's just up to you to figure out one day if it's just too much Jimmy is the only and I've I've
00:47:23
Loved all my hosts Letterman everybody uh Conan all of them Jimmy is the only one who I literally could go out and
00:47:30
throw anything at him like I said any accent any bit he would just start laughing and just go right at it
00:47:40
unique and the next time I'm in New York which I gotta come out soon because I just want to hang out with you I'm gonna
00:47:46
surprise you with something don't tell me what it is and don't tell me what you're doing and just do it
00:47:51
I might decide when I'm behind the curtain when you're introducing me but I
00:47:57
did that to we had Jerry Lewis on the show and I did that to him and he didn't really roll with it it was he was weird
00:48:03
he was like wait you want to do this now I'm like I'm like let's have the roots play jazz and you do the Jazz bit where
00:48:08
like you're oh you open your mouth and you point at that thing oh my God that's which is brilliant why not play with it
00:48:14
see if it's fun and he goes and he goes uh he goes yeah he goes you know it's so weird to get getting older I haven't
00:48:20
been in the city in so long um actually you know he when he came out he started doing like old Jerry Lewis
00:48:26
voice so he was like I I first time I was you know and he started watching
00:48:31
really really interesting I was like cool and then he goes up but I'm older now and I'm in so I'm taking the subway
00:48:37
and I'm on the subway and uh and he goes um and I see this kid with dyed hair he
00:48:43
has a uh spiked right here the red a green blue hair and he's piercings everywhere uh and it's just and I'm just
00:48:50
looking at him and this kid goes uh uh what are you looking at you got a problem I go oh wow uh what'd you say to
00:48:57
him he goes I said no just uh 20 years ago I had sex with the parrot I think you might beat my son
00:49:03
he was like setting me up for a joke the whole time it's kind of funny I felt bad for him I
00:49:10
thought he was getting picked on on the subway and then he was just
00:49:15
crashed it crushed it crushed it was so funny he's like no I just had sex with the parrot 20 years ago I think you
00:49:21
might be my son yeah that's a good weird bit though and I actually like it's out of left field yeah
00:49:27
dinner accidentally with the ingenue incender fella this we're going back to
00:49:33
Jerry Lewis in this mid 60s where he is writing directing producing his movies
00:49:38
yeah and um it was and then so I did watch some of it where he does this long
00:49:45
dance and on the Sound Stage and it really is avant-garde it's it's it's no
00:49:51
wonder the uh French love him it was I appreciated it so much more I watched it like six months ago I was like damn so
00:49:59
that is that Cinderella the one where he's getting in the argument he's the boss and he's has a cigar and he's younger Jazz yeah it's the best thing
00:50:06
it's unbelievable and and it's it's it might have been called self-indulgent then but now it's like it just keeps
00:50:12
going and going and going and it just it's it's brilliant really I swear I thought Sandler was talking about doing
00:50:18
a remake of Cinderfella in the old old days it sounds kind of up his alley he can he can say that's true or not but I
00:50:24
remember why did I hear that I think he really just thought that's just funny
00:50:30
are you doing a new Netflix uh movie you know that's a great question Jimmy I'm glad that when I just texted you that
00:50:36
you got it um uh because you know what the wrong Miss he
00:50:42
was unbelievably funny it was fantastic I loved it you know and everyone I recommend everyone I'm like dude you
00:50:49
want to laugh watch the wrong Missy you won't even believe how funny and never like it's the funniest movie ever the wrong missy we stumbled upon and I'm
00:50:56
finally there was a rumor at the beginning you were going to ask us questions but I'm glad it's finally happening uh the wrong missing rumor
00:51:03
there's a rumor when you were like I want to ask you guys stuff I'm like man that movie did 200 billion minutes or
00:51:08
however they keep track I mean you know we did a billion million seconds the
00:51:14
three billion seconds and they go it's the number one movie in the world and you're like I can't believe it they're like um we can't believe it
00:51:22
that's pretty funny and then like for a week straight they're like number one in the world number one in the world and
00:51:28
I'm like who is the actress that played Missy Lauren Lapkus and she's great
00:51:33
Molly she was funny yeah Jim Carrey yes yes so it's just enough just enough to be so
00:51:41
funny and not annoying it was like yeah brilliantly done she should have uh won an Oscar she should have won really I'm
00:51:47
honestly you know Jimmy I was thinking that because When Tiffany haddish was up for an Oscar for road trip was it
00:51:54
I was thinking oh it is actually possible like Lauren could have been up for that because I mean it's a dark it's
00:52:00
R-rated and stuff but she was so good and so out of the blue never seen anything
00:52:05
so well that I was like why it wouldn't surprise me it would have surprised me because that stuff doesn't happen and it
00:52:12
did not who directed who directed that what team was that that was Tyler Spindel that was uh at it from Happy
00:52:19
Madison yeah I know my name's nephew yeah he's good he did uh he's doing a new one with Pierce Brosnan right now
00:52:24
but I would do another wrong Missy I actually meeting someone today about a
00:52:29
movie with Lauren because Lauren um yeah do a sequel wronger well we're like
00:52:35
Bogey and McCall at this point I feel which one's bogey I don't know I don't
00:52:40
know who those people are um that was like an old uh Laurel and
00:52:47
Hearty bit they used to go like no me and the boss had just like this and he crossed their fingers and he goes which
00:52:53
one's you well any point he's like well this one's like yeah which finger is the butt oh yeah
00:53:00
get out of here by the way enough about me but I did like that thank you Jimmy no no problem the also when you guys
00:53:06
were talking about Neil Young I had a confession that you said people have different levels of their voice when I
00:53:12
was listening to uh Guns and Roses who a lot of you people know it's a new band a number one
00:53:19
the number one song
00:53:25
why did he do that Mama take this badge
00:53:31
oh yeah I thought it was two people singing oh Guns and Roses with welcome to because
00:53:38
he goes low and then he goes higher listen to my story all right go ahead
00:53:45
Dave checking and I'm revive the boss Bruce Springsteen a man in his guitar a
00:53:51
man who likes to call his guitar his own and here he is he writes dear Casey near
00:53:58
Casey can I ever play guitar like Bruce Springsteen and the answer is yes keep
00:54:04
your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the Stars dear Casey
00:54:10
is there any chance for me in Show Business of course there is a right dear Casey I'm a complete dick to most people
00:54:17
I mean how can I be a nicer person it's dear Casey I read Playboy just for the
00:54:23
articles dear Casey this may be off subject but I wake I whack off 35 times a day dear
00:54:30
Casey I put a Fitbit on my left hand and I get no steps I put Fitbit on my right hand I had 500 million what am I doing
00:54:38
with my right hand dear Casey my socks tend to droop how can I hold them up and keep them from drooping right spins from
00:54:46
Tallahassee Florida I put my girlfriend's scrunchie around my dick and balls is there an easy way to get up
00:54:52
blue today
00:54:58
kill me what is this a corporate game over here this guy over there over here
00:55:05
get out of here you go there we go get over here first and then get out of here
00:55:11
get away [ __ ] out of here get over here hey get over here get out all right David finish your story now I feel bad
00:55:18
nobody gives a fat [ __ ] about my stupid story about Axel Rose who's he you thought it was two people thank you
00:55:24
Jimmy you you were you tried that story but that was the one where he goes Mama take me to make this bad for me yeah wow
00:55:32
well give me Welcome to the Jungle you got to knock it on Heaven's Door yeah no he goes
00:55:40
happens now yeah and I thought that was a different person yeah oh you'd [ __ ] follow the story
00:55:47
your Arizona guts you Arizona are you talking to me or Dana no I like you
00:55:53
Jimmy you seem cool we're supposed to have dinner tonight you know what Dana when you come celebrity hang out oh yeah
00:56:00
we are gonna go to dinner me and Dana were cheating on you Jimmy oh it's two kids flying the wall being a hit just
00:56:07
changing you guys are you do act different now we're [ __ ] here yeah yeah you are and you got hot spots now L.A
00:56:13
hot spots we go to hot spots for C and B scene I'm a man about town
00:56:20
there you go oh you're getting famous no one can do what he's doing check his way
00:56:26
we're getting famous about talking about a show that made you famous I'm like he didn't fade he's as sharpest ever almost
00:56:34
80. I listen to you and smartless they're my favorite podcast oh what
00:56:41
about clueless that's David's new podcast [Laughter]
00:56:47
I like to go back to the scrunchie around the balls that was a real question is it easy
00:56:52
loves this podcast she doesn't like it to go too she doesn't mind people say [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] but you know deep
00:57:00
downtown gynecological type stuff balls and dick maybe it's not a favorite downtown Uptown round bound round down
00:57:07
I'm doing George Carlin oh yeah later later George Carlin George dropped the G and you have orange
00:57:14
is there no blue fruits there's no blue shoes
00:57:23
shrimp big shoes little shoes yellow shoes girls shoes boys shoes everyone
00:57:29
needs shoes garage sale they're not selling the garage honey we're selling
00:57:35
the garage the king of lists he was he was had a great memorized the list and
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he was just yeah her yogurt strawberry yogurt vanilla
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at the end it was like that it was like there's no blue food and you go what about blueberries and he goes okay
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there's one I waited on George Carlin at the Holiday Inn in 1975. tell Jimmy I brought him up
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and we and we liked it no
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no [ __ ] and he was doing hippie dippy weather man
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he's not a normal weather man he's a hippie Doo tomorrow's forecast hot tonight's
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forecast dark tomorrow's very far out man
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everything was this voice I would do uh welcome back you're listening to z105
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everybody in we're here yeah the great yeah David Spade David we're just
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talking about I wanted to talk about your movie we'll be right back on the Z [Music]
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and then you go to they go to Commercial and you go uh David thanks for being here man we're gonna talk about your movie uh I was so funny on Netflix all
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right here we go we're coming right back oh and we're back here z105 up here with David Spade hey David I did not like
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your movie that was when you go wait you just told me before that's basically how
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you do Regis film but you got to go there if you're gonna do regions honest to God is there anyone better than Jimmy Fallon no he's very nasal I I have
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stolen your Regis Philbin I do you're right just film but when I do it and I do data yelling like rages felt that's
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it you got it [Music]
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yeah I got one Jimmy yeah before I gotta go a little bit but Jimmy um we have a
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heart out no Jimmy when you go on these radio shows like they go uh uh Dana
00:59:53
like you're doing a gig in that town and they go you got you got to call into the zoo oh yeah yeah Tommy you go yeah so
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they go like this hey David we got 30 seconds okay we're gonna put you on hold and we pick up it's gonna be Jim Bobo
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zip zip a talking zebra a Bitcoin a robot and a cockatoo okay you'll know
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who everyone is okay here we go three two one and you go wait what am I what's going on
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I was a I was a DJ see if you guys think this is funny it's not but I was a DJ in
01:00:22
college and I would go I go it's it's um it's 3 13 in the city 211 on the Dane
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rock it was always a different time than the real time four o'clock in the city 3
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P.M on the Dane Rock I don't know what that was my moniker it's not bad that's your and it it didn't I like it it
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didn't it was because you're on your own Planet you're on your own thing when you're listening to Dane Rock Dane Rock I know I know I like it it's three three
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p.m in Sacramento but it's uh in the Jimmy Rock and the Jimmy on the
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gym Rock I used to get just Tommy in the bull it's Tommy in the bowl you know you wake up at 6am playing some [ __ ] box
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Club in Mississippi you know I mean the ball in the eye now yeah the grease man remember the grease man oh I remember
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Greece the Greece what about like is there never pay for a woman's lunch all
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right um Jimmy I'll ask you one last question David again one last question does he get one last one okay I was
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gonna assume memorizes hope up here oh yeah Danny usually gets one last question then you summary what was it
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like on you know when you're leaving is the worst question did you do you ever
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um do you ever you ever listen you know Howard Stern always uh ends his interviews the best where he's like all
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right well we've done it all we we've [ __ ] we've said it all right no Jimmy I love how you've done it all David David
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you've done you've done it all you've done it up so we've shed it out you've done it all it's great and you've said to me no you're getting pushed out
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pushing out the door they're like that's the end of the interview I like his laugh when he goes oh yeah
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that was pretty good can I do my trump not saying anything for you yeah okay
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well there's no subject frankly let me tell you you're going to be seeing a lot of it that I could tell you I mean when
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you look at it and it didn't work out so great for some of those people you're seeing it all over the place many people
01:02:16
are saying we don't want that we're not people who do that okay so when you look at it what they're doing look at all of
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it people are very disappointed because it's a terrible deal a really bad deal we're going to be doing something very
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soon and you're going to be seeing a lot of it you're going to be happy like you wouldn't believe he literally has no
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subject matter he's not talking about anything anything good that could fit
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into anything that's his genius wait do you have once do you have one come on do you have one question sorry Dana how was
01:02:44
it like on Saturday Night Live all right David do you want to sell it no I would say what are you happiest about when
01:02:51
people stop you at an airport or on the street and where they meant mention a specific thing throughout your long
01:02:57
career which is the one that kind of go oh you know that one you like that one huh yeah I got you may not have that at
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the tip of your brain oh well like cowbell is the sketch everyone asked about oh yeah that one which by the way
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let's not sleep on cowbell one of the best of all time that was not I almost didn't make it to air that was not
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supposed to make it it was in the it was in the what do you call that that the space one the before before good nights
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yes it's in the death one it was in the death with Christopher Walken yep oh watch for walking Will Ferrell and uh
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and and it was it was that it aired probably right at the end of the show like probably ten minutes five to one
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yeah it was five to one it was a weird sketch and everyone was on fire dude everyone was being super funny and it
01:03:43
was like my third or fourth show on uh on the show and I remember wow that's where I got the reputation for laughing
01:03:49
and breaking in a scene because it was just everyone was Will Ferrell was so funny and Katan and Horatio and then
01:03:56
walking was doing like an impression of walking he wasn't even doing himself he was you know we've got to watch you know
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he was like it was a hankering and a more cowbell yeah and it started the room started shaking do you know you
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know when the room when SNL was like shaking and it's hooked yeah I mean I was there that night I did a guest spot
01:04:16
or something and I remember it I call it levitated the room like went to another yeah well and what sketch of
01:04:23
yours crushed the hardest that that that levitated the room I was doing
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church lady with Joe Montana and Walter Payton a lot of sexual
01:04:40
innuendo I wasn't my proudest moment but it this old guy came up to me afterwards you know I've been I'm in charge of
01:04:46
sound I've been looking at the meters for decades and I never seen him peek like that
01:04:51
and I said Come Again song what was your Crusher bye-bye too many
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to mention uh no uh bye-bye so um and you are bye bye
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was probably the one that we only did once or twice that that had the most lasting effect and then uh oh one of the
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best moments is when Farley grabs me by the neck and goes lay off me I'm starving oh yeah the cap girls yeah when
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he goes lay off me I'm starving no wait it starts Monday wait how do we all do Impressions and David you did not do
01:05:24
Michael J fox oh we do that a lot of shows yeah casually sorry because David it's
01:05:31
because it's sad I only do one no it's not it's the people were waiting for it's the end of the podcast can you say
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hey Sarge hey Sarge yeah and casualties of War Michael Fox Michael J fox Hey
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listen uh you gotta give me a minute on this here sir she's just a farm girl she
01:05:48
did nothing wrong it's you should do Cameo as Michael J
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fox like you know those things where you can do it's nine dollars yeah yeah and you
01:05:58
charge a buck everybody say sarge you guys should do oh none of us are on
01:06:05
SNL We Do celebrity cameos you should do on your show do all Impressions and everyone does their Cameo yeah you know
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it's funny hey I heard it's your birthday Sarge laughs
01:06:25
he's talking to uh Sean Penn in the scene Sean Penn attacked a farm girl and
01:06:33
uh getting your kidney removed Sarge and I just wanted to wish you the key to
01:06:38
getting an Oscar is always look like the sun is in your eyes yeah man he sucks oh yeah that is good that's part of it
01:06:45
don't give away all the tricks all right Jimmy I know you got to show you right we appreciate it yeah enjoy
01:06:50
the show tonight I'd love thank you so much for inviting me to the show and we love you guys are two uh of my favorite
01:06:56
comedians ever uh on the planet and I just love both you guys so much and congrats on the show and I hope I didn't
01:07:03
bore you guys too much no way you're the [ __ ] such a blast I told David last night on our walkie-talkie I go Jimmy's
01:07:08
just gonna be fun and you were it's just a blast it's just a blast we get to all of all the questions supposed to ask a
01:07:14
lot of requests didn't get to him it's just a surprise care man hey good go to
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the cow come on get the price of the camera okay bye bye thank you bye boys
01:07:28
hey what's up flies what's up please what's up people that listen we want to hear from you and your dumb questions
01:07:34
questions ask us anything anything you want you can email us at fly on the wall
01:07:39
at cadence13.com yeah you read it okay this is from Linda
01:07:46
Brandt um hi David and Dana that's nice hi Linda if you could go back and be on any
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season of SNL other than your own which cast would you most want to work with and what do you think you could add to
01:07:59
the mix thanks for the podcast I look forward to it almost every week sometimes I'm busy that's too much
01:08:05
information so anyway what do you think uh who would you go back to I look forward to I have a big coat over here
01:08:11
by the way if we ever sell merch Dana what's so just a black T-shirt that's your merch uh it's called be simple in
01:08:16
Black it's called be cool you're cool chicks like this if you have a pair of Levi's and a black T-shirt you're kind
01:08:21
of fit like most of our crew is here the ladies go crazy it's all about the
01:08:27
relationship between the shoulder and the hip if I had to go back in time and do an SNL cast I think I think I would
01:08:34
probably want to be on that first year just because it was such an explosion of just blew up the whole country and no
01:08:42
one saw it coming I don't think I could add a lot to it I'm not a super character guy I just I would just like
01:08:48
to be there because it was so cool and it was such a big [ __ ] deal Dana uh
01:08:53
thank you David I think that I when I think about people I'd like to play with I I couldn't really pick a
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a cast or a season but I'd love to have been in coneds with Dan Aykroyd or loved
01:09:06
done something with Bill Murray I got to do stuff with Phil Hartman and Mike Myers and Adam saw ball through and all
01:09:12
those people whenever you make a list you later on you're up at night what's wrong honey yeah love to be in a killer sketch with
01:09:19
Will Ferrell I did do one where will is six four two thirty and I played his dad Bush senior he was Bush Jr and he had to
01:09:26
sit on my lap I'm five eight one fifty on a good day so that was but the
01:09:31
surgery was successful it was a hit just no we did do that and that was awesome I do also well I like everybody I think
01:09:38
the current cast is best I hate a grumpy old man in my day it was better it I say
01:09:44
the current cast I would love to go in there with Chris Redd and Heidi Gardner and you know obviously that's all I can
01:09:51
do I'm sorry I can't answer the question because it's it's a Fool's yeah you know it takes people a long time to know the
01:09:57
cast so by the time you know them well it's about time when they leave so the cast is usually more famous after the
01:10:03
show uh when we were there not many people knew us and then you leave and they go oh that was such a great time meanwhile I once said we sucked so when
01:10:10
we were there and that usually happens they go this this cat sucks I wish I'd stayed a few more I could have gotten Toe to Toe with you a week since we
01:10:18
should have done some kind of like hey I'm freaky I'm fracky you know it's a little talk show characters freaky and
01:10:24
frackie could have possibly gone a read through and crushed it but thank you for asking and uh keep the questions coming
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