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wait let me ask this was MK Ultra a real
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thing in
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Hollywood oh you're asking the two the
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two top reps of Hollywood yeah way more
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than me that's true David you would
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know [ __ ] [ __ ] everywhere we are
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recording and we are coming in hot from
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Cleveland yeah yeah uh Dana aside uh
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from your hair which we're going to just
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won't overt talk about but uh we will
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talk about if we started I guess we did
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because we never know that idea oh
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people got mad we said chic's wrong last
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week fine but the cicada bit was funny
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Chada bit was a hit yeah it was funny
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and I I apologize for the
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mispronunciation but we still don't know
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we still say CH what is it ch I think
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it's cada which okay let's get an s in
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there I went to State School let's get
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an s in there it's because it's c yeah
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make it easy for everyone [ __ ] that s k
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da how about filthy flies on steroids
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that
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pee yeah oh that's right yeah remember
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they peed all over everyone they should
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call them picas picas they should call
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them your
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natas yeah they're they're sickening and
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um I've had it with but it was a good
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story also I went to a concert this
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weekend I'll just buzz you that quickly
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went to a concert uh because we had Joe
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Elliot on our sister podcast fly wall
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Joe so here's what
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happens I go to a concert for for de
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leopard Journey Steve Miller and we had
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Joe Elliot on I had already bought
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tickets and I scalped them because I
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wanted to sit right up front and no
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Shenanigans just just so I could see so
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I could enjoy life it's cool to be in
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front Sofi where they have football
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games where they should really all
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kidding as i' only have football games
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because concert it's a little big you
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talk about low ceilings on a comedy club
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there's almost no ceiling it's a few
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tarps up there and it's half open air
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sound goes [ __ ] everywhere so um I go
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in and they go oh I just follow my
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ticket and I'm in the highest level and
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I go I tell some guy uh where's this cuz
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I'm on the floor I need to get to the
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flooor and he goes you're not on the
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floor dumb [ __ ] you're right here and I
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go no but you were on the floor I was on
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the floor that's where I bought the
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tickets but you didn't okay when I got
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there they I got Bamboozled so I walk
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around and sit so I'm on the side of the
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stadium looking down it's honestly like
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when they parachute in that's kind of
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the view I have good good good so that's
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shitty right because it says Sofi
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Stadium those are that's your view
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that's where I'm sitting
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and that's the stage and there's some
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dude in front of me that needs
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conditioner but that's a whole another
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story but his hair man in a ponytail he
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wasn't bad because we talked the whole
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concert and he didn't say one thing so
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we're sitting there in these dog [ __ ]
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seats and I I think I was almost I
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couldn't see because I was behind Aaron
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Donald's retired jersey and then it's
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funny and then um sorry because they're
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at the rafters you know so that one and
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everyone look like an ant farm down
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there because everyone's just Milling
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about now this is when Steve Miller goes
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in right at the very beginning and Steve
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Miller I love but I have to get there at
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six to see him and it's really just a
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corporate gig because no one cares at
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all it's light there's barely a roof and
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everyone's just looking around for $20
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beers Milling Milling around and walking
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with their drinks yeah exactly and I'm
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like you
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hear I'm like this one and everyone's
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like any way no one Fly Like an Eagle
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what and he used to fill stadiums like
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this on his tours he's still filling him
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but they're just you got to pick your
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chunk cuz everyone here is clearly old
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cuz de leopard Journey you know so it's
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five straight hours so you have to pick
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do I come a little late do I come you
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know whatever so I want to see Steve
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Miller and I'll just see how far I can
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get being a colossal [ __ ] this is what
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my doctor said so I go there good doc
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Steve Miller is great gets off um but
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then there's 25 minutes of downtime now
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they got to put the other stuff up
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Journey new singer you've heard that
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right not new anymore but totally yeah
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the impressionist of Stephen Perry who's
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been with them for a long time yes he's
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brilliant yeah but there's only one
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Steve Perry sorry right and this guy is
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got a great voice I thought he was Bobby
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Lee for the first 10 songs but fine but
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I can't see that's not my fault so he
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sings they do great
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and if I'm de leopard I don't like
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journey to a doing an hour and a half
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and hogging the beefiest you know the
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standup that's the best part of the
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night everyone's in it it's dark now
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yeah the energy they they close that
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Killer song from the sanos and then they
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um and then they they do
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confetti you cannot before they have
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middle they do confetti [ __ ] the
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middle Act was doing [ __ ] confetti
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people are heading for the parking lot
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where is Z4
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sir where's the SE lot I parked at LAX
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I'm supposed to walk to Sofi so I I was
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like de lever needs a a and no [ __ ]
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confetti claw immediately and also
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they're closing with that big song so
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you do need that break so they flip the
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stage again and then Here Comes death FP
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now I'm 1,000% burned out because it's
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I'm in there 4 hours already you know
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and I'm also back where I'm just taking
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selfies because everyone's like oh you
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look like the guy that should be down
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there and I go yeah but I'm the guy that
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got [ __ ] ripped off I'm up here oh
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here we go again with the photo just to
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remind everyone this is where I was well
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the oldfashioned thing with there's no
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roof but you would be in the nose bleeds
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right that's 100% that's where they
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really high up you get a nose bleed yep
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makes sense so I'm up there busting my
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hump and the guy from Depp lefford
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obviously one of the drummers has one
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arm we talked about but they have
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another drummer to make sure it makes
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sense but he's only got one arm but it's
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the other arm so it m it works you know
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what I mean okay he before the meeting
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they go okay you do the one and three
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beats and I'll do two four so it's one
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two three four it's it's it's hard to
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sync up but they had an ad in in the
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paper we need someone with a missing
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left arm or missing right arm no it said
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Miss arm and it said left preferable
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yeah but not a deal with well I'll just
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say that guy we hey I want to defend
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drummers everywhere cuz you know I used
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to pound this I would fiddle around
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death leopard's brilliant drummer lost
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his arm on auto accident and they never
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thought of get letting him go and then
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he reinvented the drums which is now
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state-of-the-art where you can do so
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many things with your feet anyway
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continue and his his legs are overdrive
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cuz he's making so much with his legs to
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take away from the fact so anyway he he
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did say that when he sleeps sideways it
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used to hurt when he sleep on his arm
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but now it's pretty easy you know what I
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mean there's no pain mhm so that's
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that's one upside I guess so uh other
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than that I have a I have I have five
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questions but I want you to finish your
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I think that's it I left I didn't even
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finish poor Jo I almost hit him up from
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backstage and said get me out of here
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get me back do something but I felt so
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dumb that he offered me tickets on the
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podcast and I go no no I got this I
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don't need I don't need your Cher okay
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that was one of my questions okay the
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lead singer of one of the greatest rock
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bands in history invites you to his show
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yeah come on be my guest come on and
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then you're in row 138 so that confused
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me but you had to get the tickets
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yourself show it
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again yes that's the picture so okay I
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have more pictures on my phone but I
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want to overwhelm you because it's just
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funny I was go I have an observation
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from that picture Okay isn't it
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interesting slf funny that in the Heyday
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of certain kind of covid stocks that
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went crazy like
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Sofi then they get a a trillion dollar
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Stadium named after them but their stock
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right now it's like 48
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cents I don't know what Sofi was well
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they had crypto this and Sofi that and
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it's like the companies barely exist
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yeah we might get letters on that one
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they give the naming right they realize
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all their money's gone and they only
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have this Stadium now the stock Peak for
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like a week and then they got two
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trillion doll stadiums built and they
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just are stuck with Burger King no
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Burger King's huge um I went to Green
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Day they call it in the 70s and I you
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went to Green I got yeah big big
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concerts big five hour party concerts
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you do not smoke weed you don't take
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mushrooms you don't really drink much ra
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it you no I mean you David at that 5H
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hour concert if you had taken mushrooms
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smoked some weed had two Tios neat you
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would have been higher than the stadium
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but you were just sitting there like I
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literally bought a bruy I don't really
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drink beer I drink vodka but it was such
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there's you go to a bar and they're like
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oh we're only the Bud Light bar or we're
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only the vodka bar we're the you know
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whatever is sponsored so you can only
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get one thing so I got two beers and 20
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bucks each no joke it's no joke no joke
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20 bucks each the place is coming down
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anyway place is coming down the beer
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less than $20 if the beers but um I so
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that's a thing I did in my youth where
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you didn't mind the crowds you didn't
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mind you couldn't see anything you
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didn't mind the sound was well let me
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ask you was the sound good at least
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because it's Sofi no no so sound bad
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can't see invited by the lead singer of
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the biggest rock band hon G did you at
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least have a driver or were you circling
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the parking lot like a Disneyland this
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song's good is it Journey still I don't
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know it's a good
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song David David literally I saw
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Fleetwood Mac in their Prime yeah and
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all I heard
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was all I heard was the kick drum no
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vocals
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nothing they M the wrong and very faint
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in the background now there you go
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again yeah and I
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land I can always tell I go I can't hear
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the sing you're right sometimes they
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jack up the other [ __ ] you love it when
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they go on the club tour or the small
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theater tour and then you get to see
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them but that that that's that's a
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that's not that aside we'll keep moving
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we're going to hit the stories we uh
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that that was it was fun anyway I made
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it you know what Dana I made it fun I
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didn't cry about I honestly didn't cry
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about it I go oh my God look at our
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tickets we got wrapped [ __ ] all right
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well we're sitting up here now so let's
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make the best of it anyway uh yeah you
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have exciting Adventures I went to the
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local car wash what was I going to do
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get a 10-minute Chunk on getting sprayed
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well actually it's one of those you
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drive through and it just sprays you so
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this old old guy there's old guy winning
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before me and then it's all and the
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green light makes he's supposed to go he
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starts to back
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up I'm going to do it again you know I'm
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like honking you can't hear
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him no cuz he had a flashback of like VA
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Kong and he's like you get out of here
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back it up everyone Runner T who backs
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up in a car wash not literally not one
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you shouldn't be driving if you think
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you might have to back up on a car wash
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there's a big tunnel you can see the
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light at the end of the tunnel I don't
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want to die and it goes back they want
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me to come that way that's where you
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don't want to go
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uh okay all right well what's the first
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story well this is just an observation
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okay culturally about politics then
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we'll get into some other things couple
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things it's just funny to me Trump's
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lineup now this is a rebellious lineup
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first it started with a thing where they
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have Hulk Hogan and then the Democrats
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answered with James Taylor I mean that's
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just funny to me now you listen to me
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brother brother you got a friend brother
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so anyway that was Hulk hul doing James
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Taylor and they go uh the next guy's uh
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Hulk is time Le I'm not going nowhere
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brother that's one of his catchphrases
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you're not going
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nowhere struck I have to explain I
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utilize the camera maybe too much so far
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this show no I love anybody who ends the
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what they're they're making a point and
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say brother at the end it's just funny
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I'm having a cheese Burger
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brother it's funny so it's Tulsi gabard
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she's a badass outside the box Bobby
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Kennedy Jr need I say more they've got
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going nowhere Obama Clinton's Beyonce
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Taylor Swift Oprah oh yeah they got a
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[ __ ] lineup yeah I mean it's like
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they're they're so cool and the Trump
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thing it people should just vote on
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those who's got better Stars yeah I know
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Cast car this is this is your cast of
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car Hulk Hogan Tulsi gabert Bobby kenned
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Jr or it's Taylor
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Swift um you know said it yet though but
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I think we're guessing but Taylor hasn't
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I think she's smart not to get I don't
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think it's all her fans but you know no
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no I don't know if she's even out there
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yet I talked to uh Tucker Carlson about
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this premise last night and all I all I
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heard on the phone was
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I was about to say that's a here comes
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the Tucker that's pretty good he
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go yeah who's doing this and why are
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they doing it don't
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know that's not bad I'm trying I'm
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trying we're working for literally for
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free uh okay but we're having fun
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speaking of politics there was the mark
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well two things there was a Zuckerberg
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thing do you have anything on that where
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Zuckerberg Zuckerberg came out said he
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was pressured by the government to
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censor Co information and the hunter B
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so it was sort of a thing that you do
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that and then six months from now
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they're going to have him in Congress
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and they're going to have our friend oh
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yeah Senator John Kennedy yeah he's back
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the new the new Ross perau is going to
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love
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him people oh yeah yeah but he does it
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in such a slow Southern way now um Mr
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Zuckerberg did I get that right did I
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get that right now you wrote a letter
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saying that the United States government
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pressured you to censor content did I
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get that right then you got Zuckerberg
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well yes yes Senator first of all thank
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you for the question they always say
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that
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yeah thank you for the question and that
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is indeed true well can I ask you a
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question can I ask you question do you
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believe that a
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mosquito could fart its way out of a
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hornets nest do you believe that did I
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get that right that's an interesting
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question that's question from Ken you
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know Mr Zuckerberg um let me get my
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cheaters on uh now first of all it's a
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it's colder than a penguin's pecker in
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here I have to say I'm getting a Dr
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could we turn that down now he's what
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he's doing it's colder than a well
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digger's ass and I'm not I'm not I have
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a cat on uh Mr Zuckerberg have they been
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fiddling with the election a little bit
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I'm
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confused I I'm confused do you think
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it's a good thing or a bad thing to be
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censored by the
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girl
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yeah that dog don't hunt with me Jeff
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I'm old school I like to just let
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whoever wins win Zuckerberg you know I
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find it I find it interesting that your
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name is
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Zuckerberg and your
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platform Facebook or meta whatever you
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call it sucks do you know that it sucks
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Mr suckerberg
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he actually said that that's not me
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doing comedy and you're saying he's like
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Zuckerberg Zuckerberg's like an AI of
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himself P just sits there interesting
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thank thank you very
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much notes uh did we mess with the
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election I
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mean you could some people would
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say
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beep he got Hunter Biden's laptop too
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they didn't get that out
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there oh yeah you know you know I looked
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at a few photos on there it's quite
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explicit uh his dick is harder than
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Chinese arithmetic in some of the
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photographs I had seen the boy lives a
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full
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life now you thought it was Russian
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disinformation to have hunterbiden
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naked except for a g-ring with a woman
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on all fours chained up with a dog
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collar on he's got a gun in his hand a
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whip and cocaine on her bottom and
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somehow you thought that was Russian
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this did I get that right where was the
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confusion I want glasses it's funny to
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go like this did
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I your words your words not mine is
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another thing he says yeah I'm now this
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is this is something you said I'm just
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reading what you said your words not
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mine um all right what else what was
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that other picture they showed okay
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that's 20 minutes yeah immigration no
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this one
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was Oh California close to approving
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$150,000 loans for illegal immigrants to
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purchase homes now I don't know if this
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one's real because I know three people
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of my friends been trying to buy a house
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for 10 years at
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least and you it that seems like
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slightly unfair to me personally like
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150 Grand zero
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interest oh yeah they give a 20% down
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payment wow so that scares me because I
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just saw oh well forgive it you just saw
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forget well there's a in Aurora Colorado
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there's a Venezuelan gang that took over
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two apartment complexes and they're
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making the people pay rent to them so
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I'm like
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it's just getting nerve-wracking I don't
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really know I don't understand at all
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the complexities but I can tell you I'm
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slightly nervous about the situation
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first of all that one seems unfair
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people should be able to buy a house you
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shouldn't have to rip up your
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citizenship card to say okay now I want
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to get a house and like oh okay um so
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you're for sure not a citizen okay
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here's 150 because that would help
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anybody out that's such a I mean Mo
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unless you live in California you can
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get a house $150,000 payment that's
00:20:29
great it would seem to be a little
00:20:32
incentivized I I I put it
00:20:34
on uh the pric is right so the Price Is
00:20:37
Right is streamed all over the world and
00:20:41
Price is Right so come on down so if
00:20:45
you're sitting in some teapot country
00:20:48
and they say We'll basically give you a
00:20:51
house if you can get here yeah I would
00:20:54
get there and the Venezuelans the only
00:20:55
thing I like about that gang is it's
00:20:57
very American it's very industrious just
00:21:00
to get armed take over two apartment
00:21:03
buildings and start charging rent yeah
00:21:06
they're iMed that's very
00:21:07
sophisticated by the way I'm on Twitter
00:21:09
I'm like I half I just think I I should
00:21:12
be a machete salesman I mean the
00:21:14
funniest thing about not funny but
00:21:16
there's so many people have machetes now
00:21:17
out there in the world that are going
00:21:19
bananas all over the world I'm like when
00:21:21
did machetes make a comeback I can't
00:21:23
find one there's none in my house
00:21:25
there's none on my
00:21:27
block Frank my friend assistant is a
00:21:31
machete Sal he served in the United
00:21:34
Nations via Ireland in Liberia and every
00:21:39
adult male in the village just walked
00:21:42
around with a machete so you'd be having
00:21:43
a casual conversation with someone and
00:21:46
he's got a giant sword in his hand ready
00:21:48
to take your head off don't mind it's a
00:21:50
very threatening thing to hold him well
00:21:53
some other countries don't have as many
00:21:55
guns and they and it's it's big on
00:21:58
stabbing so if people are bad people and
00:22:02
they want trouble you don't have to have
00:22:04
a gun you go stab someone and still
00:22:06
cause a bit of a
00:22:07
Ruckus Ruckus I wonder if the venezuel
00:22:10
my last thing about the Venezuelan gang
00:22:13
is did they they took over and charged
00:22:16
rent did they per chance lower the rent
00:22:19
could there be a silver lining to the
00:22:21
story oh there might be I saw a video of
00:22:24
it it didn't look like uh that but um
00:22:29
L up the Ma what you pay last time and
00:22:32
do they let 700 okay give me Americans
00:22:35
in the gang that would be racist if they
00:22:38
did not no obviously we're being pithy
00:22:41
it's it's so outrageous I can't it's so
00:22:43
crazy out there it's not anymore so I
00:22:45
don't know some of these stories this is
00:22:47
this is a segment we call is it
00:22:50
real it's called there's no
00:22:53
way uh okay let's get to some doofy U
00:22:57
Instagram videos let's get some head see
00:22:59
if we can some
00:23:01
laughs this is another dumb one where
00:23:04
they use
00:23:05
Spade I don't want to get this one
00:23:07
because is there was one where it's a
00:23:09
photo on a building in Austria where
00:23:12
it's me and it says a Kirk Cobain quote
00:23:15
at the bottom but it's actually a Neil
00:23:17
Young quote so people it generates
00:23:20
interest because people have to go no
00:23:22
that's not Kirt oain and no that's not
00:23:24
even his quote and no that's whatever
00:23:28
the D this is this this is the same [ __ ]
00:23:33
Steve which is a which is one I follow
00:23:35
but they're selling shirts I think that
00:23:38
say dang this is based on Kendrick
00:23:40
Lamar's album but it's show why are they
00:23:43
putting now this go back to Center why
00:23:46
would they put David Spade car face on a
00:23:50
supposed quote from Kurt coine I don't
00:23:53
know I think it generates people
00:23:55
laughing going and they get they comment
00:23:57
go no so so the more engagement they
00:23:59
have is that it Heather they just want
00:24:01
people just saying they love it they
00:24:03
love it uh well it's also you kind of
00:24:06
have Rockstar hair there I could be if
00:24:09
you're younger I look like some yeah I
00:24:12
could be anybody but there's also a
00:24:14
place selling a shirt with a hallway
00:24:17
picture of me Farley and Sandler on it I
00:24:20
think it says I'm going to tell my kids
00:24:21
this was Nirvana that's funny that's not
00:24:25
bad yeah that's not bad but it's a
00:24:26
picture of us they're selling like I
00:24:28
don't I think you're allowed to sell
00:24:29
pictures of you I don't know I'm not
00:24:31
going to win that battle but I just
00:24:32
thought that was funny cuz of course
00:24:34
everyone sent that to me they're like
00:24:36
look at this I'm like I don't really get
00:24:37
it but okay um all right next one oh
00:24:41
this is a funny joke those astronauts in
00:24:44
space you know they're stuck and Elon
00:24:45
Musk is trying to save them they're
00:24:47
stuck what a [ __ ] ripoff I know like
00:24:49
an elevator yeah you're stuck in space
00:24:52
though supposed to be go they might be
00:24:53
gone till 2025 and here's the guy's joke
00:24:56
Humanity has about 6 months to purchase
00:24:58
8 million 8 billion ape costumes for the
00:25:01
ultimate prank cuz remember Planet of
00:25:04
the Apes he comes back and he realizes
00:25:07
everyone's
00:25:11
on that's funny I like that I mean
00:25:14
that's a funny that's funny joke I just
00:25:16
think this was a gigantic thing because
00:25:19
NASA hired Elon Musk SpaceX and Boeing
00:25:23
like 2015 to develop Rockets to go to
00:25:27
the space station so boing had some
00:25:30
problems you know SpaceX has done 220
00:25:33
missions okay yeah uh actually more like
00:25:38
um I believe it's um 300 missions but
00:25:42
anyway a little Elon mus for you but um
00:25:44
I'm working on it but um Boeing Boeing
00:25:48
was supposed this was their big big
00:25:50
Maiden launch all these delays and
00:25:54
then the thrusters go out
00:26:00
and then the astronauts were supposed to
00:26:01
be home in two days and now they've been
00:26:03
there and ironically and weirdly it's a
00:26:06
man and a woman and they are engaged
00:26:09
news flash on is that true no I made
00:26:12
that up are they going to run out of
00:26:15
tang tang is still a reference not Moon
00:26:19
Tang Dan I because they did Tang in the
00:26:21
60s right with tang was orange powder
00:26:25
drink and I was a kid I wanted it
00:26:27
because they said that's what the
00:26:28
astronauts drink in space I'm sure it
00:26:30
was just powdered sugar something
00:26:32
horrible for you but it was super orange
00:26:34
we had it oh was so [ __ ] orange
00:26:37
yeah and I mean no it was the orangest
00:26:40
orange I've ever seen they should call
00:26:42
it orange I know Tang was a weird name
00:26:44
but I liked it it was so weird do you
00:26:46
remember High SE you're too young do you
00:26:48
remember High sea I am young but no I do
00:26:50
remember it unfortunately cans of juice
00:26:52
remember High sea High sea was the
00:26:55
greatest red dye fructose corn syrup
00:26:59
worst was just hypers sweet but it was
00:27:02
in big cans right love it yeah oh was
00:27:05
like this like a big can you you did the
00:27:07
can opener at top yeah can opener and it
00:27:10
was made in Japan did you know that hi I
00:27:14
see oh boy I did
00:27:17
not you did not know that okay now can I
00:27:22
no next story I'm not gonna do any more
00:27:26
John he's cancelled okay here's funny
00:27:29
nurse is preparing for the monkey pox
00:27:31
pandemic
00:27:38
[Music]
00:27:40
action I like how nurses are always
00:27:43
having time to do tick talks it's pretty
00:27:46
funny the hospital right now is [ __ ]
00:27:49
crickets they're like we have to run
00:27:51
over to Radio City
00:27:55
and all right that's enough
00:28:00
you always start talking and I'm just
00:28:02
God smacked I'm like I know it's funny
00:28:05
what am I looking at just it's funny
00:28:08
because on Tik Tok nurses are always
00:28:10
doing bits in the hospital and then you
00:28:12
know you pan over someone's
00:28:14
like because you're like when are you on
00:28:16
a break when do you have time to do this
00:28:18
but I don't mind it if I'm I just think
00:28:21
it's not that adventurous they're just
00:28:22
hopping around with
00:28:24
clubs they should have mimed and had a c
00:28:27
dance choreography around changing out
00:28:30
an IV on a
00:28:35
patient play the bed pan like stomp like
00:28:38
that show stomp have you you probably
00:28:41
you haven't been in the hospital much
00:28:42
I've had a few nice in there but uh they
00:28:45
say
00:28:46
uh would you like a bed pan or do you
00:28:48
think you can make it six feet to the
00:28:50
bathroom I'd like the pan I like J pan
00:28:55
and you can stay and watch me and then
00:28:57
take it wa no I'll make it to the
00:28:59
bathroom when you pee do you usually
00:29:01
have a rod because we are trying to
00:29:03
figure out is it going to go straight up
00:29:06
uh cuz if you're lying on your back and
00:29:07
you can't move so they lift your
00:29:09
buttocks area and put a bed pan under so
00:29:12
you can take a I always made it to the
00:29:14
bathroom a what a hero we can put a
00:29:19
thing up your urethra or if you could
00:29:22
make it two feet to the bathroom we
00:29:23
won't have to do that they when I got my
00:29:27
uh
00:29:29
hernia I got a hernia and then when I
00:29:31
woke up she goes all right it's time for
00:29:34
the catheter she grabs my wiener and she
00:29:38
takes like a basically a number two
00:29:40
pencil whatever it is that's too big to
00:29:42
go on your wiener M and she Rams it in
00:29:45
with two people from Game of Thrones
00:29:46
like Ram I scream so Heather heard me I
00:29:49
scream across the room because I'm like
00:29:53
why now I was out cold for four hours
00:29:55
wake up wake up for the worst pain in
00:29:57
your life waake is are you up okay H
00:30:00
what you could have slid it in like like
00:30:02
you know what I mean yeah they get it in
00:30:04
there and I'm like and then they say can
00:30:09
you and they go you you probably can't
00:30:10
pee for a couple days I'm like God dang
00:30:12
it it's totally appropriate you're
00:30:14
making those sounds I had something
00:30:16
funny happened to me in that world it's
00:30:18
funny now so I'm getting a stent you
00:30:22
know this years ago but anyway so after
00:30:24
the thing they want you to pee into a
00:30:27
plast bottle but it had a serrated edge
00:30:31
they didn't tell me about so that I was
00:30:33
I had so many blood thinners in my
00:30:35
system that there was a
00:30:38
little cut on my wiener as you would say
00:30:41
and it wouldn't stop so first of all
00:30:44
there was a very pleasant rotund woman
00:30:47
with gloves on that just held my member
00:30:50
for about 3 hours with her finger on it
00:30:54
yeah pinching it yeah oh no so her
00:30:56
thumbs on it so it's covering 80% of it
00:30:58
that's terrifying no I was I was doing
00:31:01
and then a dude came in and he took over
00:31:04
a dude nurse no he like real a real
00:31:06
wayworld fan so like yeah so then he had
00:31:09
to grab hold it and retain pressure for
00:31:12
another eight hours dude I just loved
00:31:14
ways world man I mean how'd you guys
00:31:16
make that movie this I'm not even making
00:31:18
this up I've never told this story I'm
00:31:19
sorry uh some of my blood is leaking
00:31:21
from can you adjust your thumb anyway oh
00:31:23
yeah yeah anyway we sh you have more
00:31:26
pressure and then less pressure more
00:31:28
pressure and less pressure and move up
00:31:30
and down oh that's such a funny movie
00:31:34
you want am I still tickling your balls
00:31:36
no that was never part of it oh I
00:31:38
thought that's what she was doing okay
00:31:40
anyway so Mike Myers you had a wig on M
00:31:44
Myers like this what's the he was the
00:31:48
nurse no saying the guy had a lot of
00:31:51
questions he's like okay I guess this is
00:31:54
the part where I put my finger up your
00:31:55
butt you're like no no I I don't know
00:31:57
where you're getting the wrong
00:31:58
instructions I'm just bleeding out of my
00:32:00
wiener right now no I'm here just to get
00:32:01
my blood pressure checked I don't need
00:32:04
any kind of fisticuffs all right let's
00:32:06
let's on that note we should probably
00:32:07
bring dank out um this this was shot a
00:32:12
couple days ago and so we might be
00:32:14
wearing something different uh but
00:32:16
Danica Patrick is a supreme uh race car
00:32:21
driver she's a very good athlete across
00:32:24
the board the first woman world class
00:32:27
race car driver in Open Wheel and NASCAR
00:32:31
she's done both and we have we go all
00:32:35
over the place that we talk about yeah
00:32:37
aliens we talk about it's not just about
00:32:40
the racing yeah aliens we get to what
00:32:44
might else live amongst us how's that
00:32:46
for a tease yeah get in there let's get
00:32:49
right to it all right here's Danica
00:32:53
[Music]
00:33:01
oh one of us got a
00:33:03
blowout I blow this out myself holy
00:33:08
[ __ ] whatever that
00:33:10
is yeah where are you in
00:33:13
Scott no no I'm in
00:33:16
Colorado oh it looks kind of Rocky
00:33:18
Mountain High in that place yeah I had
00:33:20
to get out of the heat because because
00:33:22
it's lava hot it's horrible it's
00:33:24
horrible do you bail on the Summers
00:33:27
there
00:33:28
yeah as much as I can I was there for
00:33:30
about three weeks and it was I just
00:33:32
hated my life I felt like I was in
00:33:33
prison because I couldn't go out past
00:33:35
like 11 then I have two dogs and they
00:33:37
they can't do it either so their paws
00:33:40
get fried on the sidewalk I don't like
00:33:42
the heat I played Vegas last July and it
00:33:45
was
00:33:47
121 And I said hey do other people play
00:33:49
this room it was the Mar in July and
00:33:52
they go no no they don't play it nobody
00:33:55
comes to Vegas in July there was a four
00:33:57
everyone cancelled at the hotel and the
00:33:59
people were there were fried and hung
00:34:01
over but anyway back to our guest today
00:34:03
no let's go back to us we know a lot
00:34:06
about he doesn't like heat you you're
00:34:09
you're you have a cool room cool hair a
00:34:11
cool necklace and a cool t-shirt things
00:34:13
are
00:34:14
happening yeah you know uh Danica does a
00:34:18
lot of things Dana and um I know I her
00:34:21
Wikipedia page is like a it's like the
00:34:24
it's it's a
00:34:25
monstrosity they go over every race it's
00:34:28
Inc but it's incredible I mean yeah what
00:34:31
you achieved yeah you were a race car
00:34:34
driver do you remember that
00:34:35
part uh vaguely it does seem like a
00:34:38
lifetime many life I feel like I've
00:34:40
lived many lifetimes I usually sort of
00:34:43
classify the lifetimes in the in the in
00:34:45
the realm of relationships usually feels
00:34:47
like my lifetimes but racing was
00:34:49
definitely definitely one of them yeah
00:34:52
for sure I think that I think we all
00:34:54
have that in a way I can relate to that
00:34:56
this quadrant this is when we live there
00:34:58
now we're over here and you know it is I
00:35:01
think it's very very human but um the
00:35:04
race car thing I mean I don't know if
00:35:06
there's any questions you haven't been
00:35:08
asked about that part of your you know
00:35:11
yeah we're here to ask the same ones no
00:35:13
I here I thought of one what other sport
00:35:16
the do I pee in my did I pee in my suit
00:35:18
thing I already I I've never done that
00:35:20
so you can skip that one you never it
00:35:22
I've peed in my
00:35:23
car I might be doing something right now
00:35:26
but I'm not going to say anything
00:35:28
I PE during podast natural called
00:35:31
practice that you're so natural if it's
00:35:32
a long podcast you got to go you gotta
00:35:34
go that's all I'm saying it's yeah it's
00:35:37
called a trucker's buddy and you put it
00:35:39
in your pants and then you uh okay
00:35:42
here's my first question but if you've
00:35:43
been if you what's a sport that's as
00:35:47
dangerous as racing
00:35:50
cars what sport is as dangerous yeah and
00:35:53
I I was just thinking out loud right
00:35:55
before I clicked on like I was thinking
00:35:56
about you went into a sport which takes
00:35:58
a massive amount of athleticism and and
00:36:02
and concentration and I thought you know
00:36:04
you get heard in MMA or boxing but balls
00:36:07
huh balls balls yeah takes balls and so
00:36:10
how were you in that area I mean what
00:36:12
are you the balls your
00:36:16
balls I I just met in the guts level of
00:36:19
like you know I'm gonna go faster around
00:36:22
the next turn kind of thing devil in you
00:36:25
I really thought when I was young that I
00:36:27
wasn't super Brave when I so I I started
00:36:30
go-karting when I was 10 when I was 16 I
00:36:34
mov dog disagrees dog I know she's she's
00:36:38
she's very um mouthy um so it's 16 I
00:36:44
moved to England I lived there for three
00:36:45
years until I was 19 and then I came
00:36:47
back and you know when I first moved
00:36:50
over to England I thought to myself like
00:36:51
maybe I'm just not Tough Enough like
00:36:53
brave enough like I don't feel like I'm
00:36:55
very good on the fast corners and um
00:36:58
then I came back to the States I started
00:37:00
racing formula Atlantic and then Indie
00:37:02
Car two years later and turns out that
00:37:05
that wasn't the case at all and that you
00:37:07
really in racing you have to get the car
00:37:09
to feel really comfortable for you and
00:37:12
if the team doesn't do that then it's
00:37:13
very difficult to to push and so when I
00:37:16
lived in England they didn't give they
00:37:17
didn't care at all about me so the car
00:37:20
felt terrible to me so have you ever
00:37:22
been in the middle of a race where you
00:37:24
just you're going all out and then you
00:37:26
go [ __ ] I wish I could move the seat up
00:37:28
like two
00:37:30
inches you have no idea how much of a
00:37:32
pain in the ass it was to fit me in a
00:37:34
car because we had we had to usually put
00:37:38
um like something to raise my feet up so
00:37:41
that I could get closer to the top of
00:37:43
the petals so that I was putting my feet
00:37:45
on the right spot again um I think it's
00:37:49
because it's like ironically hailing
00:37:51
here in the middle of the summer and
00:37:53
it's like sunny but a couple clouds but
00:37:55
it's truly hailing outside
00:37:57
I thought it was one of those things
00:37:59
where you say to the dog if it doesn't
00:38:01
if it feels like it's not going well
00:38:02
start barking and then I'll say I have
00:38:04
to
00:38:04
leave yeah but that would be actually
00:38:07
quite the skill set it's like the dog
00:38:09
the commercials going to get a beer for
00:38:11
them if I could get the dog to like get
00:38:14
me out of jail free card in
00:38:16
uncomfortable situations that would be a
00:38:18
ma major skill set um but anyway so
00:38:21
turns out I had the balls um to do it so
00:38:25
you had the feet long enough and
00:38:26
everything yeah yeah got the car fitted
00:38:28
to me so it was it was definitely um
00:38:32
there were times where I was too high
00:38:33
too far forward too far back too far
00:38:36
down the whole time not the whole time
00:38:38
but usually at the beginning of the
00:38:40
season after you got fitted you'd figure
00:38:42
that out very very quickly in the first
00:38:44
sort of time that you got in the car and
00:38:46
sometimes like I would be like working
00:38:49
on the seat myself and like shaving it
00:38:51
down and taking pieces out of it and um
00:38:54
very um very manly of me um um but yeah
00:38:58
fitting in what was your height and
00:38:59
weight in your Prime race car driving
00:39:02
what how small were you uh I probably um
00:39:06
I was i' I've I'm 51 never really grew
00:39:10
past I I'm GNA guess that was got to be
00:39:12
like ninth grade and uh I've been like
00:39:15
around 110 pounds is my whole life so so
00:39:18
did you ever consider if the race car
00:39:20
driving didn't turn out you'd be a
00:39:22
jockey did you ever think about being a
00:39:24
jockey
00:39:25
um just kind of kid but I have ridden a
00:39:29
horse before it was like once I got into
00:39:32
NASCAR so was later and I think uh what
00:39:34
are the speeds there's like loping is
00:39:36
sort of like a speed with horses and
00:39:39
it's kind of scary I'm not sure not sure
00:39:42
I would have been okay with it those
00:39:43
horses every time I see a horse like
00:39:45
running fast or going through water or
00:39:48
just carrying someone fat on their back
00:39:51
I just think I feel so bad for their
00:39:54
legs and then when they break them they
00:39:55
have to kill them and I'm like I I don't
00:39:57
know I just it doesn't make sense like
00:40:00
those little legs body good job Dana
00:40:03
bring up the sore subject um but also
00:40:06
you know Danica I don't know if you're
00:40:07
part of this scam I think I was
00:40:10
promoting something and we went to
00:40:11
Darlington maybe and there was a guy
00:40:15
that would drive idiots like me around
00:40:19
the do a lap or something I do you
00:40:22
remember this guy's name it was
00:40:23
something funny they they they probably
00:40:26
got someone that was a driver or has
00:40:28
been at some point in something by the
00:40:30
way Dana when you're going around the
00:40:31
whipping around the corner and they they
00:40:33
want you to be scared shitless they said
00:40:35
you don't have to be in it and when I
00:40:37
got there they go no get in with the guy
00:40:38
and I go well don't drive or anything
00:40:41
it's a scam every step along the way
00:40:42
crawl in the window put on the suit that
00:40:45
the hardest part is for scariest for me
00:40:47
because danak and I are drivers Dana
00:40:49
it's hard to explain but I'll explain it
00:40:50
to you I'm following I'm I'm riveted
00:40:53
okay so you get in and you go put on
00:40:54
this fireproof suit there won't be a
00:40:56
fire
00:40:58
but when there is this will block some
00:41:00
of it for a few seconds and I go okay
00:41:02
and then they I I don't know if I'm CLA
00:41:05
phobic I did find out when they clip me
00:41:07
in with 18 Clips I go let's just say we
00:41:10
roll how do we get the clips and the
00:41:12
guy's like oh I'll be long gone by then
00:41:14
I'm like I know but with me when I'm in
00:41:16
the car burning there's so many Clips I
00:41:19
lost track I go good luck and then when
00:41:21
he goes around he's going I don't know
00:41:23
how fast 700 maybe I'm wrong and uh and
00:41:27
then he hits the wall and I think Danica
00:41:29
would know that the car yeah and that's
00:41:32
fantastic it's the Darlington stripe
00:41:35
they do it on purpose to make you [ __ ]
00:41:37
your pants it works um he hits the wall
00:41:40
so so when we get out of the car it's
00:41:42
the whole door is kind of ripped and I'm
00:41:44
like why is the guy first of all that's
00:41:46
not good enough to be out there with the
00:41:48
real people is the one with my life and
00:41:50
his this has there's something wrong and
00:41:52
uh it was fun in
00:41:55
quotes well now you can say like I
00:41:58
didn't pee my pants but you can say you
00:42:00
did [ __ ] yours when you were driving and
00:42:02
I found out once I did it once now I do
00:42:05
it all the time uh because it was fun
00:42:08
and I liked it and um which part am I
00:42:11
talking about the
00:42:13
driving a story about a driver that did
00:42:15
[ __ ] his pants it was at watk New York
00:42:19
um he was sick and he absolutely sharded
00:42:24
himself and he won the race
00:42:27
and he had to run around with it wow and
00:42:30
then then he had to like go change
00:42:33
before going to Victory Lane anyway I
00:42:35
don't want to put this image in your
00:42:36
head but there are Olympic Marathon or
00:42:39
world class marathoners who have and
00:42:42
there's no hiding
00:42:44
that yeah that's that's hard now you
00:42:47
guys ever run for like long long
00:42:49
distance and and and and known about
00:42:51
this whole half to [ __ ]
00:42:54
thing I was a distance Runner as a
00:42:56
younger person
00:42:57
but
00:42:59
um I never saw it up close there was
00:43:03
folklore about usually you're healthier
00:43:05
then but when you get older I could see
00:43:06
things falling apart but uh we just we
00:43:10
just had a runner on we should have
00:43:11
asked him that oh yeah you should have
00:43:13
because I uh I ran ran the Boston
00:43:15
Marathon a few years ago I don't know
00:43:17
why my one bucket list item was to run a
00:43:19
marathon and so well I don't know what's
00:43:22
wrong with me um but my friend said hey
00:43:25
I think I can get us into Boston and I
00:43:27
was like yeah cool so she did and I had
00:43:30
to do a lot of training in Arizona where
00:43:32
it was like you know I would go as soon
00:43:34
as like barely Sunrise what I didn't
00:43:36
realize is I should have gone in the
00:43:37
dark uh but it'd be like aund 100 to 105
00:43:41
by the time I was finished and there's
00:43:43
something about the heat too that really
00:43:46
makes you want to go
00:43:50
oh that may make sense I never that
00:43:54
either Danica I don't want to brag but
00:43:55
when I used to walk from
00:43:57
McCormack Ranch to my friend's pool on
00:44:01
like Lincoln and 60th D the sounds like
00:44:04
a
00:44:05
brag I would wear just raw Dogg it just
00:44:07
shorts no sunscreen no hat three miles
00:44:11
so I can go in the pool and that was in
00:44:13
the summer when I was in high school
00:44:15
uhuh and uh that's all just bragging
00:44:18
that was my Boston Marathon Barefoot too
00:44:21
I see not not full raw I had some Stan
00:44:24
Smiths on actually the story is
00:44:26
partially
00:44:27
anyway back to um you're on a roll let's
00:44:31
finish I know I was excited because I
00:44:32
was like look at cuz I grew up in
00:44:34
Scottdale baking and boiling so I know
00:44:37
Dan's story checks out and my mom's
00:44:39
there now and the dog so she drives them
00:44:42
around for a walk for a walk she puts
00:44:45
him in the car and then she rolls the
00:44:47
windows down and then she drives around
00:44:49
lets them bark she drives up to people
00:44:51
and they bark at them and then she
00:44:52
drives off and if she sees I don't know
00:44:56
that's my mom but it's fun for her she's
00:44:58
you know it's fun I did it once with her
00:44:59
I go I want to go on one of these and
00:45:01
then she found where they had horses and
00:45:03
she pulled up and then they bark at the
00:45:04
horses and it's did you bark at them too
00:45:07
I sort of was the uh referee because
00:45:09
then the horses would come to the fence
00:45:11
and then uh I said okay this is
00:45:13
obviously just for fun everything's for
00:45:14
fun here and because the horses didn't
00:45:16
get what was going on but but overall
00:45:20
it's fun in Arizona Dana you know
00:45:25
um out of 12 months are fun yes that's
00:45:28
what you know my buddy sells real estate
00:45:30
there and he says I say how do you just
00:45:33
talk people in living there because
00:45:34
everyone's [ __ ] moving there and he
00:45:36
said well I say in Chicago there's three
00:45:40
or four months you can't go outside
00:45:41
because of snow it's just the opposite
00:45:43
I'm like I guess that makes sense I
00:45:46
don't like it when it's freezing but I
00:45:48
grew up in Arizona so I I kind of can
00:45:51
take it when it's hot I I mean Dana you
00:45:54
know that I had my steering wheel was
00:45:56
steel uh this is before I was rich
00:45:58
everybody so um I had a steering wheel
00:46:01
that was steel and then I had oven mitts
00:46:04
when I got in to grab it because it was
00:46:06
so hot and then they really came in
00:46:08
handy when I pull that pot roast out of
00:46:09
the glove
00:46:10
compartment but that's not why we're
00:46:12
here I really want to know what's what's
00:46:14
what's going on with the rest of the car
00:46:15
if the steering wheel was steel steering
00:46:17
wheel was steel but an you know because
00:46:19
we in the driving Biz also Danica do you
00:46:23
have road rage in Scottdale do you get
00:46:27
do you carry
00:46:28
anything I I I thank God there's so many
00:46:32
lanes on the highway these days you can
00:46:34
pretty much maneuver um I absolutely use
00:46:37
the HOV at any point in time no matter
00:46:39
how many people are in the car or not
00:46:41
good job good job um uh and I always
00:46:44
think to myself if I get pulled over I
00:46:47
mean it's lapsed now but I'd be willing
00:46:48
to use an expired one if I pulled out
00:46:50
like my FIA racing license along with my
00:46:54
my ID how would that go
00:46:58
they would probably let you go you've
00:46:59
got a couple things going for you and
00:47:02
they might give you but there's more
00:47:03
crime going on out there I I don't like
00:47:05
me I'm like I'm not the big fish guy
00:47:07
like let's I know where you can focus
00:47:09
some policing so don't try to drag me in
00:47:12
but I'm easy yeah yeah yeah it seems
00:47:15
like seems like go you know 85 on the
00:47:18
101 is not really you know worth the
00:47:20
time of day they should probably there's
00:47:22
some other areas that need help for sure
00:47:24
yeah that's I've been on all of them uh
00:47:27
also we were going to ask you we had a
00:47:29
guy in here do you ever heard of Steven
00:47:31
Greer we're jumping around but this guy
00:47:32
was I actually just got a text from
00:47:34
Steven Greer last night oh you did we
00:47:36
had him on and he was really fun to talk
00:47:39
to yeah I've interviewed him a couple
00:47:41
times he's Wild Man the amount of like
00:47:44
data in his head and names and oh I know
00:47:47
I mean it's like it's it's it's it's
00:47:49
really it's really crazy yeah I mean for
00:47:52
the for the audience that barely listens
00:47:55
to our show um um Stephen Greer who was
00:47:58
on here is a ufologist is that what he
00:48:01
said Dana is that what he calls it yeah
00:48:03
there's some and a a doctor which means
00:48:06
he's yeah he's a doctor he's doctor very
00:48:08
smart guy and uh Dana and I are sort of
00:48:11
into this whole stuff and so we asked
00:48:14
him you know we didn't ask him are they
00:48:17
Among Us that's what people wanted me to
00:48:19
ask him and I didn't I think they are
00:48:22
but let's back up
00:48:24
Arizona extraterrestrial I have every
00:48:27
night I take my dogs out and look up
00:48:29
into the sky it's usually around 10 p.m.
00:48:31
and I
00:48:33
think I want to see something and then I
00:48:35
go but maybe not and I run inside
00:48:37
exactly exactly if I actually saw
00:48:40
something but have you ever seen
00:48:42
anything crazy no you know I actually
00:48:44
you know I believe in this stuff and so
00:48:45
when I was a kid in cassa Grand which is
00:48:47
Dana like an hour out of
00:48:51
Scottdale this uh coal this copper
00:48:53
mining town I'll take you there sometime
00:48:56
maybe birthday and um I would sleep
00:48:59
outside and I would try I was reading
00:49:02
this book called The interrupted Journey
00:49:03
it was about people that got abducted
00:49:05
and then I'd look in the sky because it
00:49:06
was so clear and again I was like What
00:49:09
if I I would be and I kind of believe to
00:49:11
this day I would be so terrified if I
00:49:13
saw something yeah like that Las Vegas
00:49:16
sighting and these people they're
00:49:18
weirded out the rest of their life
00:49:19
because I I see why people don't report
00:49:22
all the time because then everybody asks
00:49:24
them the rest of their life and
00:49:25
everything's so weird and the FBI comes
00:49:27
and they're putting up cameras all over
00:49:29
their street and I think that one was
00:49:31
kind of real there's a lot to that one I
00:49:33
don't know if you remember that one D
00:49:35
Danica was no it's not the Miami one the
00:49:38
one where no that one is less less
00:49:41
videos but [ __ ] nuts when it was in
00:49:44
the mall never seen so many never seen
00:49:46
so many cop cars like that was the most
00:49:48
ironic that was I don't think that could
00:49:50
have been an alien situation I don't
00:49:52
know what that was but to have the most
00:49:53
amount of cop cars that had like
00:49:56
accumulated one area that they've like
00:49:57
ever seen or that we've ever witnessed
00:49:59
seems a little crazy yeah um but what's
00:50:01
the one in Vegas I mean there's Vegas is
00:50:03
like they said someone landed a a ship
00:50:06
landed and they had a video of something
00:50:09
going down like a falling star on on
00:50:11
some guy's body cam on a cop and then
00:50:14
these people said there's guys in our
00:50:16
backyard that are 8 feet tall yeah and
00:50:18
they came over and then I looked at look
00:50:20
at the video It's All Over Tik Tok of
00:50:22
course I went to the University of Tik
00:50:23
Tok and so I look and then they look
00:50:27
that where they're H they're not
00:50:28
Holograms but they're like cloaked it
00:50:29
looks like so it looks like they say
00:50:31
they are there and these people like we
00:50:33
swear they're here and they're huge and
00:50:35
then it's all scary but that was that
00:50:38
was kind of a big one depends on what
00:50:40
you're into like a drug drug area do
00:50:42
they make a lot of mess in that area no
00:50:44
I don't think I think these people
00:50:45
sounded real and then of course like one
00:50:49
day they just flip their story I didn't
00:50:51
see anything it's like a kidnap tape
00:50:53
well that's like the Men in Black sort
00:50:55
of thing right like where they come and
00:50:57
they tell you like you better shut your
00:50:59
mouth I believe that stuff happens too I
00:51:02
mean you know I think there's a lot of
00:51:04
weird stuff that goes
00:51:05
on yeah yeah I I I also think that if
00:51:09
there was sort of an interaction with an
00:51:11
extraterrestrial because there's there's
00:51:13
there's some that are benevolent
00:51:15
actually I think most probably are and I
00:51:17
think that Stephen GRE probably said
00:51:18
that a lot most of them are benevolent
00:51:20
that I actually think that there would
00:51:22
be a positive I think you'd almost get
00:51:25
like put in a trance almost as if have
00:51:28
you ever guys ever seen the movie
00:51:29
contact with jod Foster yeah oh yeah she
00:51:32
like sees her dad and her dad but it's
00:51:34
actually an extraterrestrial but they
00:51:36
took the form of the dad to make her
00:51:38
feel comfortable I think there'd be some
00:51:40
scenario where they would never you
00:51:42
wouldn't feel uncomfortable you'd be you
00:51:44
know the frequency would put you at
00:51:46
peace you know I I don't know I think
00:51:49
that too but I'm still from what I hear
00:51:51
is that if you get closer then you can
00:51:54
hear what they're saying to you they
00:51:55
don't talk right have you heard that
00:51:58
like in your head you haven't heard that
00:52:01
no like like the like from a telepathy
00:52:03
standpoint yeah yeah they'll I think
00:52:06
even Stephen Greer and I'm sure most of
00:52:08
them are just you know fist bumps all
00:52:10
around you see an alien it's like hey
00:52:12
I'm on your Turf if they want to kill us
00:52:15
which I'm scared of they could easily
00:52:17
it's they would have done it already so
00:52:20
I don't think there's that but there's
00:52:22
different there's all these different
00:52:24
factions to it Stephen gri what what did
00:52:27
you two talk about I mean was what you
00:52:30
just casually having a conversation with
00:52:31
no I interviewed him twice for the show
00:52:33
it's he's a huge hit like he's gets he's
00:52:36
one of the highest viewed shows that
00:52:38
I've had from my podcast um and I mean
00:52:41
we talk about I mean he goes on as you
00:52:44
know he goes on and on and on he doesn't
00:52:46
need much
00:52:48
prompting stads to the next and uh but
00:52:51
of course we talk about like why like
00:52:53
the government the coverups like what
00:52:56
kind of beings are they um you know how
00:52:59
many are there uh yeah all the all the
00:53:02
all the ET alien all that kind of stuff
00:53:06
does so well on my podcast people love
00:53:08
that there's another girl I think so
00:53:10
that you could talk to her name's
00:53:11
Elizabeth April everybody loves her too
00:53:13
she talks about some crazy [ __ ] she
00:53:16
talks give us some crazy [ __ ] sorry give
00:53:18
me the reptilians like you know like AEL
00:53:22
and Queen Elizabeth and uh like um uh
00:53:26
Bieber and people like that being
00:53:28
reptilians like shape shifting reptilian
00:53:31
shape shifters is it something with the
00:53:33
eyes because I see videos or they say
00:53:35
look at these people eyes yeah so they
00:53:37
are wait let me ask this was MK Ultra a
00:53:41
real thing in
00:53:43
Hollywood oh you're asking the two the
00:53:45
two top reps of Hollywood yeah way more
00:53:49
than me that's true David you would know
00:53:54
[Music]
00:54:02
tell me what Mk Ultra is again and then
00:54:04
I'll tell you well it's like MK Ultra is
00:54:06
where they would they kind of like
00:54:08
brainwash you into doing certain things
00:54:10
or being certain
00:54:11
way almost like you can be triggered
00:54:14
with certain words or sounds too oh like
00:54:17
have a hand who are
00:54:19
they yeah who are they are they aliens
00:54:21
or government or are they just agents
00:54:24
and managersep state yep
00:54:27
uh
00:54:27
no I haven't traded my whole body and
00:54:31
soul for just to be on a sitcom I would
00:54:33
probably raise the stakes a bit I would
00:54:36
want my house made of solid gold I would
00:54:38
actually barter for more but I do think
00:54:41
there's a lot of that talk out here and
00:54:43
a lot of Illuminati talk and people ask
00:54:44
me about it sort of has escaped me
00:54:47
personally but Dana with his wooden they
00:54:51
wiped out your memory they did oh you're
00:54:54
right I don't know games what about Dano
00:54:58
when you see people that like they say
00:55:01
Biden wears a mask or other people are a
00:55:03
mask out there where his ear doesn't
00:55:06
like connect correctly like where they
00:55:08
say where he has like one where there's
00:55:10
like a rounded earlobe and then the
00:55:11
other one it connects I've also heard
00:55:13
bad plastic surgery um but but I hope
00:55:18
not my
00:55:19
guy yeah you should make you don't want
00:55:22
those telltale signs um so I but but if
00:55:26
you look at his face over time it's
00:55:28
pretty
00:55:31
unrecognizable right could be age you
00:55:34
don't know but sometimes they say they
00:55:36
have not just on Biden data you see
00:55:38
pictures of people where they have like
00:55:39
a bump right here where it looks like
00:55:42
there is a mask then there's a woman on
00:55:44
the internet saying I used we'd make
00:55:46
masks for the FBI or CIA and they're so
00:55:49
real and that was from four years ago
00:55:50
they're like they're so you can't tell
00:55:52
them apart so I think Biden or any
00:55:54
president might have a
00:55:56
not a stunt double but someone that kind
00:55:58
of runs around over here for him to
00:56:00
distract
00:56:01
but definitely there's it makes you
00:56:04
think well then the Biden thing went
00:56:06
remember how you know we almost lost two
00:56:08
presidents in a week you know recently
00:56:11
and how Biden went missing for like six
00:56:13
days and then when he
00:56:15
reemerged and shuffled his way to a to
00:56:18
to speak in front of everyone yeah that
00:56:20
they were like why is he so tall he's
00:56:22
like way taller than Jill's wife I saw
00:56:25
that too like bad
00:56:28
clone yeah like the Clone people like
00:56:31
guys guys it wasn't he looks exactly
00:56:33
like him but he's six4 guys come on the
00:56:37
Clone Department goes [ __ ] we sent him
00:56:39
out a day early it was not ready I told
00:56:41
you guys he was not we had to hammer him
00:56:42
down a little bit yeah I don't know I
00:56:44
saw that they said he's taller than you
00:56:47
know zalinski whoever he was talking to
00:56:50
and I'm like I don't know but there is
00:56:53
there it does make you think there's so
00:56:54
much of that [ __ ] going on
00:56:57
by the way the fact of the matter is
00:56:59
yeah Biden are you you taller I did it
00:57:02
better than b people did it time on are
00:57:07
you a people
00:57:10
now I'm a robot my favorite like clips
00:57:13
and memes are the ones where he's
00:57:15
absolutely speaking gibberish yeah is
00:57:18
fantastic where Hunter we're the only
00:57:21
one who can understand him hey hey Dad
00:57:23
how you doing
00:57:26
yeah I could have dinner tomorrow night
00:57:28
not tonight why the time well uh I have
00:57:32
a date
00:57:34
tonight you don't need to know Dad yes
00:57:37
I've seen Fern Gully
00:57:39
dad I don't know maybe we were right
00:57:41
people said why why are you doing Biden
00:57:43
like that uh oh
00:57:45
gaslighting oh well well that's okay but
00:57:49
I think he I think Reb him so yeah that
00:57:52
was an exact quote Dana you just did
00:57:54
yeah no it was an exact quote I'm
00:57:56
working on new angles because now he's
00:57:58
kind of it's sort of interesting that
00:58:00
perhaps this is from The New York Times
00:58:02
and stuff he's he's not really talking
00:58:04
to Nancy right now he's a little upset
00:58:06
with Nancy Pelosi and he
00:58:09
clearly is a little it's a little
00:58:11
Bittersweet for him I was the greatest
00:58:13
most transformative president of
00:58:15
country's ever had there 400 million
00:58:18
jobs excuse me 200 million pardon me so
00:58:22
pardon me we have 15 million new
00:58:25
Americans yeah
00:58:27
so kind of grew our population right
00:58:29
brag about that that's true but anyway
00:58:31
it seem like every every week in America
00:58:34
now something weird happen
00:58:38
let beep beep first stop welcome
00:58:42
aboard oh yeah what's going on in this
00:58:45
world today I know there's a lot
00:58:46
happening it's never boring I get
00:58:49
abducted I kind of just hope I get
00:58:51
abducted you know the whole like you
00:58:52
know I'm down here come pick me up I got
00:58:54
to get out of here that's yeah I'd go to
00:58:57
would you guys go to Mars if you like
00:58:59
would you go on a trip to Mars no
00:59:00
guarantees but like hey there's stuff
00:59:02
going down there I mean they say there's
00:59:04
even maybe even people are there who
00:59:06
knows um would you go would you go to
00:59:09
Mars um I I think at this point yeah I'm
00:59:12
kind of you know I'm on the back nine I
00:59:13
think it'd be yeah if Elon Musk is
00:59:16
driving I like the SpaceX the Boeing
00:59:18
Starliner I don't know if I'd ride one
00:59:20
of those right now the ones that are
00:59:22
stranded in the space station put me on
00:59:24
thato mission that went to the moon that
00:59:28
that thing hit that with some Armor All
00:59:30
and get the cobwebs off it remember that
00:59:32
little tin
00:59:34
can make it to Mars you think we went to
00:59:36
the moon do you guys think we went to
00:59:38
the moon I know I know someone who
00:59:40
thinks we in fact did not go to the Moon
00:59:43
he he says and I said if they faked it
00:59:46
it's a bigger accomplishment than if
00:59:48
they going to the Moon yeah yeah they
00:59:50
when you can Bluff a good point do like
00:59:53
that is good but then why did St kuri
00:59:56
die mysteriously of a heart
00:59:58
attack didn't know about Crestor Lipitor
01:00:02
probably didn't check and you know a
01:00:04
dose of who knows Tom Cruz was there
01:00:06
let's get in the she goes why do you die
01:00:08
mysteriously by getting hit by a car
01:00:11
well I mean a heart attack I guess older
01:00:14
guy but I know the timing is usually bad
01:00:17
on those things like yeah people that
01:00:19
just died in that flight the cancer
01:00:22
doctor well you gotta go into all this
01:00:24
Stu were like eight cancer doctors that
01:00:27
were Dana hear about that one Dana you
01:00:28
got your ear to the
01:00:30
tracks the Brazil no I was just thinking
01:00:33
to to to believe in the kubric death you
01:00:35
have to have your eyes wide shut that's
01:00:37
just for film filmop files I like I
01:00:40
waited for that but look why are you
01:00:43
twoo afraid of UFOs like I want aliens
01:00:47
to come down I want to see it if they
01:00:50
start if they come down and they come
01:00:52
out and they're blasting me that would
01:00:53
just be fascinating so there are aliens
01:00:56
now they're killing me I don't know why
01:00:57
are you guys afraid it'd be fascinating
01:01:00
Independence Day was
01:01:01
bright yeah maybe they because yeah they
01:01:04
say they have them in the I'm I think
01:01:07
they're somewhere right now I think we
01:01:08
have some I think we have ships I think
01:01:11
we
01:01:11
steal the uh I think go ahead I think
01:01:17
you know speaking of here um that girl
01:01:20
Elizabeth April when I interviewed her
01:01:23
she said that there was um
01:01:26
basically the Anunnaki came to the
01:01:28
planet to mine gold and the reptilians
01:01:30
were here right and that that there was
01:01:35
a sort of like the Galactic Federation
01:01:37
said okay you guys need to leave you all
01:01:40
need to leave this is the humans planet
01:01:42
and then the uh the said no problem
01:01:47
pieced out and The Reptilian said he
01:01:50
hell no this is we're staying and they
01:01:53
said okay you can stay but you can't be
01:01:54
seen by the humans so then they went
01:01:56
inner earth and they used their mind to
01:01:59
control people and so they essentially
01:02:02
still control the planet but they're
01:02:03
like inner earth and they're like
01:02:05
amongst
01:02:06
us are they Democrats or Republicans
01:02:09
clearly Democrats survey says well that
01:02:12
one um it's just goes it's really like
01:02:15
the Crips and the Bloods um uh this is
01:02:18
the first Incarnation no I would say yes
01:02:22
the anuki is that the word you said
01:02:24
anunaki Anunnaki said we're leaving
01:02:28
reptilian said we're right behind you
01:02:31
and then and then they go you know we're
01:02:32
just going to hang and I've heard that
01:02:35
the underground Denver Airport there's
01:02:36
so many underground bases that they ran
01:02:40
into aliens in there and then they
01:02:45
didn't know what to do they said oh no
01:02:47
we went into where they were probably
01:02:49
your under when they're Excavating or
01:02:51
something yeah yeah and then
01:02:52
they and a lot of well we're kind of
01:02:55
jump Jing around this got really
01:02:57
crazy
01:02:59
but that was a good one and they said
01:03:02
they had to talk to him and they said
01:03:04
because one of these UFO guys goes I was
01:03:06
led down there they said you don't want
01:03:08
to go past those doors it's a big
01:03:09
production you have to bring all these
01:03:11
guys with machine guns because we don't
01:03:14
want to disturb and if we do we don't
01:03:16
know if they come out if they do we're
01:03:17
all toast because obviously they win in
01:03:20
a fight you
01:03:22
know well all you have to do is sort of
01:03:25
take Witness to some of the ancient
01:03:26
civilizations like even just this just
01:03:29
Egypt like the pyramids the temples I've
01:03:32
been there a couple times and it's crazy
01:03:34
we just don't get it no one can explain
01:03:37
how they built it how they how man could
01:03:39
build that right it's incredible it's
01:03:41
crazy and even the temples too while
01:03:43
they're not you know the great you know
01:03:45
this huge structure with these giant
01:03:47
megalithic Stones um or humongous Stones
01:03:51
um that we can't even move with forklift
01:03:53
now with our technology the the temples
01:03:56
are stunning like they're they're
01:03:57
they're completely covered in these you
01:03:59
know pictures and you call them
01:04:02
Engravings or they're they're like
01:04:03
etched into the walls and they're all
01:04:05
perfect they're like so perfect they
01:04:07
must have been lasered somehow or
01:04:09
something like that or maybe they were
01:04:11
like a c perfectly symmetrical and per
01:04:13
everything about them is like where they
01:04:14
are on the planet they're all aligned up
01:04:17
to or they use them as like not Wi-Fi
01:04:19
but you know what I mean like their
01:04:20
towers all connect and it's when you
01:04:23
hear about it and all the you know
01:04:25
launch latitude you're like holy [ __ ]
01:04:27
like it's all perfect yeah crazy yeah
01:04:30
and actually each pyramid got a little
01:04:32
worse than the one before almost like
01:04:34
like te technology sloppy and you know
01:04:37
they just they just they discovered wine
01:04:39
and it was over yeah of course typical
01:04:43
anano that's 10,000 years
01:04:47
ago you can't look away with those guys
01:04:49
you got to stay on
01:04:53
them all right well maybe we talk okay
01:04:55
we talked a long time we'll let you go
01:04:57
Dan that that was very fun talking to
01:04:58
you about this stuff I think we solved
01:05:00
some things I we really did we really
01:05:03
we've closed some doors we answered some
01:05:06
questions we may have we may have opened
01:05:07
some doors we should all just we should
01:05:09
all just say on the record that we would
01:05:11
never kill
01:05:12
ourselves don't I don't want to be one
01:05:14
of these people I'm fine I'm just
01:05:16
cruising around but I won't yeah I
01:05:19
won't no and remember when you look at
01:05:21
the night sky where I have it and you
01:05:24
see all those Stars you go really H
01:05:27
that's where you get an open mind to
01:05:29
like what the [ __ ] are we doing here
01:05:33
how' we get here it's it's the Endless
01:05:36
Quest you know so if spaceships come
01:05:39
down probably be great and we go oh
01:05:41
aliens you're down look at your
01:05:43
spaceship do you know how the universe
01:05:44
was created do you understand infinity
01:05:46
and they go nope we don't know but we
01:05:48
got great spaceships check it
01:05:51
out check it out you guys know Danica
01:05:54
she's already on there hey uh so Danica
01:05:57
I should say uh you are an icon um
01:06:01
because of your athletic background and
01:06:03
then You' just gone on you're an analyst
01:06:05
for NBC and you have all your wine and
01:06:08
so I I just think from a young age
01:06:11
you're just very driven he said Daddy I
01:06:14
want to ride a go-karts and it just
01:06:16
drive is uh fascinating Magic Johnson
01:06:18
has it you have it you know a good book
01:06:21
title is driven but it's probably been
01:06:22
used but um
01:06:25
B was my first book was called crossing
01:06:27
the
01:06:28
line and uh then my second book was
01:06:31
called pretty
01:06:33
intense oh D's good driven good I
01:06:38
mean yeah it was uh I realized and I
01:06:42
don't know why it took so long I think
01:06:44
it's because I just did one thing for
01:06:45
like most of my life uh but I really do
01:06:48
everything fast kind of ridiculous I
01:06:51
think fast I walk fast I cook fast I
01:06:53
drive fast and just throwing yourself
01:06:55
into stuff I'll do that I'll do that
01:06:57
let's do this let's do that and not
01:06:59
minding the pain that usually comes with
01:07:01
it or frustrations uh so what is your
01:07:05
ultimate I know you've had your dating
01:07:06
life out there and stuff but what kind
01:07:09
of man do you think works with you I'm
01:07:12
I'm just literally curious as a person
01:07:15
someone who's equally driven or someone
01:07:17
who can lay back and and coexist a gamer
01:07:21
because I've been married for 41 years I
01:07:23
could tell you had a hair very important
01:07:26
that hair is on
01:07:28
Fu it won't look like this again Dan
01:07:31
don't count on it it's got a mind of its
01:07:33
own uh you know it's a good question I I
01:07:37
I think about this a lot I well I'm
01:07:40
thinking out loud to myself okay someone
01:07:42
with that kind of drive you know I think
01:07:45
I think it's good to have someone to I
01:07:48
do love laughing for sure I've learned
01:07:49
the value of that that that that is very
01:07:52
important um someone that can bring the
01:07:55
ch out in me a little bit Yeah I think
01:07:57
that's a good thing but someone also
01:07:59
that can take charge because there's
01:08:01
there's no way to like really get into
01:08:03
your Fe my feminine or a a female or a
01:08:06
feminine energy God we get the words
01:08:08
right I don't want to make anyone mad um
01:08:10
but to get in your feminine you have to
01:08:12
have someone else take charge otherwise
01:08:13
it's really hard and it's so easy for me
01:08:15
to like do everything and plan
01:08:18
everything and be in charge so but to
01:08:22
get all like sweet and flowy and girly I
01:08:25
need someone that can arrange things
01:08:27
organize things do things take charge
01:08:31
take you know take some stuff off your
01:08:33
PL what who wrote this song are you
01:08:35
strong enough to be my man was that
01:08:38
Cheryl Crow have you ever ordered for a
01:08:40
boyfriend he'll have the chicken you
01:08:43
know that kind of
01:08:47
thing yeah thanks God Dana orders for me
01:08:51
all the time that's cute yeah it's super
01:08:55
about you
01:08:56
say about each of
01:08:57
you we'll tell you off I don't know I
01:09:01
would just
01:09:03
say well there's different ways of being
01:09:06
the the the male figure and different
01:09:07
ways of being the feminine figure they
01:09:09
can take different forms uh in a
01:09:12
long-term relationship I think you got
01:09:13
to have sense of humor lot of
01:09:16
respect and
01:09:18
um sometimes you know I mean Chris Rock
01:09:22
special I said tambourine that someone
01:09:25
asked play the tambourine that was his
01:09:26
point of view yeah you know take a back
01:09:29
seat so the other can shine and stuff
01:09:31
like that or you can share it I don't
01:09:32
know it's this is like talking about
01:09:34
aliens it's very hard have a multi-
01:09:37
deade relation reptilian there's an
01:09:40
anaku C exactly yeah so they have you
01:09:44
find your the Opposites
01:09:46
Attract exactly you know I you know I'm
01:09:50
I'm a little high maintenance I require
01:09:51
a lot of attention yeah so if someone's
01:09:54
gonna
01:09:56
keep me stimulated I need a lot of
01:09:58
attention yeah and is that someone who
01:10:01
would uh be curious about you on a daily
01:10:04
basis like you're interested in what
01:10:06
happened to you and what's going on with
01:10:07
you yes I think that's a healthy thing
01:10:09
yeah I want to know how my day was what
01:10:12
am I doing what did I eat for dinner
01:10:15
very nice again thank you Danica for
01:10:16
coming on and uh good job with the use
01:10:19
of um megalithic is that what you said
01:10:23
yeah yeah good job
01:10:25
I love big words I try to make people
01:10:28
feel dumb when I say them you did and I
01:10:30
and you didn't have to change it and
01:10:31
dumb it down uh you did good with the
01:10:34
first one and uh Dana and I are gonna
01:10:36
stay on for a half hour and talk about
01:10:37
you but uh we're gonna stay on Stephen
01:10:40
Greer is our next guest yeah Stephen was
01:10:43
great so tell him hello and uh we'll see
01:10:46
you next time uh I appreciate it this is
01:10:48
fun guys thanks thanks enjoyed it okay
01:10:52
bye this has been a presentation of
01:10:54
odyssey Superfly is executive produced
01:10:57
by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna
01:10:59
Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro
01:11:01
and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
01:11:06
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