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Dana is under the weather today but he's gonna push through yes I have a I have
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something that you don't want to have trust me this is I don't want you should not
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have this but you did you you did go stage once and I I went on stage I was
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we were telling Kevin nean today on the other podcast uh that um I went out with
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a horse throat like Len Drees which is very tough to go out with because right you don't really know what you're
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getting it sort of kicked in and out but I definitely gave it everything on my I
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thought it's better an hour before the show to just do it and try it and worst
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case I'd come back or something but I don't want to send everyone home with their babysitters and they don't even know really what's wrong are you really
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sick why would you cancel because I did that once when there was a real problem
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and I said say these apologies say this cuz people are already there and I was told I can't go on so I
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said oh I'm so sorry anyway all they did was send an email to everyone at ticket and said Show's
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cancelled we'll reschedule and that was it and I'm like who wants to hear that after all that you know that's a little
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rough it it happens I I do a lot of voices so I I can't come out there and go well isn't that special you know well
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isn't that who could it have been Sayan so I'm kind of in here and
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here um not fun but we don't want to bring down our audience other than looking at it and saying I don't have
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that no I'll bring down my audience because you don't think you have problems you think wait you think you
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have problems listen to these uh I slept and I had the air conditioner
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worked on and this is a bombshell and I don't mean to clip this out and I don't mean to we can use this or not if you're
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hearing it we cut it out if it's too it'll be cut shocking for people driving
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pull over I don't sleep with the AC on or the heat because oh Danny you weren't
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ready for that oh my God it caused an
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earthquake sometimes is that you have create Tremors from I am go ahead what
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it is is we're not going to air this this is going to be edited out so just
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go ahead be honest yeah this this is like a practice so we it blows on me and
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I like it on my face so even on the road no matter how hot or cold I put the like here I put the heat on till I go to bed
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off then I dive in and then I don't want to blowing on my face you get all
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clogged up so it's suddenly a guy worked on the you know
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filters CU it's so thick with smoke and sickening here yeah and bacterium and
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particulates so I uh changed it so it' be 1% better and something happened and
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then it was blowing cold air 24 hours a day on me in the winter and it was so
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cold never been colder in the house last two nights so that's really the whole story there's no real beginning middle
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or end of that story but um I'll make an observation I I I'm like you I think
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most people I never want to have air conditioning directly on me yeah if it's
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if it's in the in the room but cold ice cold air I'd hate it in a gym when they
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just you're just you're trying to stay warm and I'm doing the lat pole and there's just cold ice cold air coming
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down on me these are first world problems but I'm telling you there's still problems this is a problem when
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you're on the stair master and I start slow I crank
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[Applause] up they don't sound anything like
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that that one needs some work that's a madeup sound effect people at home are
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like maybe I don't know it sounds like I used to beat the hell out of I got married to a stair master I me I used to
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in New York cuz I didn't have the time to go run in the park in the middle of winter I jump on a stair Master oh yeah
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they should be one of our sponsors till around 45 minutes at the top Jon sweat thank you oh yeah Dennis Miller who's on
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flying the worldall right now MH was saying he would talk to you and you were on the stair Master for an hour and you
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wouldn't even be heavy breathing uh I like it I got addicted to it in high
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school and and Junior College uh anerobic pain like actually your your
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body's screaming at you to stop and you just keep going anyway you push through
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it and then the high that you get from that is pretty pretty amazing yeah I need some sort of highs in my life okay
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so I'm going to give you a couple updates Dana before we get into the nitty-gritty I'm going to try to keep it at under 50 coughs yeah I don't care um
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as long as I'm sitting next to on a plane the reward money for the arson I did you know we threw that out there
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right and people bit on that hook um a little too hard because as I said on
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last week's show people are just a just straight up asking for
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money P two yeah I I sort of saw this coming two hey here's a video from
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Instagram of a fire so here's my banking information it's Chase Bank here's the
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account and I'm like wait you're just sending me a video of a fire that doesn't count so I sat in there to make
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it a little less of a scam for people and easy I said let's do you have to you
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know have the cops come get someone arrested you know I'm sure they'll never stay in jail or in California but at least arrested and then they let him out
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5 seconds later but it's something goes in the record maybe right and it's more to keep people's awareness up eyes
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peeled like hey do something out there like these are these little fires can go big and at press time right now there's
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there's a huge one again where up up on the five in Castaic 5,000 Acres like
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that right away they're I'm shooting up there bus boys tomorrow and I'm freaking out right now going oh my God we have a
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stunt we have all this stuff and I'm like first problem is it's a horrible situation for everyone in California
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another fire secondly minorly what do I do can we move the date can we I don't
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know anyway so wait a minute just just so it's the great find right what we
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call the grape vine in La you know what does it other the 15 by Magic Mountain to goes five goes up the five there's a
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but is it kind of close to Magic Mountain or up toward the top of the a little above it little above Magic
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Mountain got it okay they're going to shut the five down or something they said damn we need we need a [ __ ] rain
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I mean could we just get people sprinkles let's just get only fans all the squirters let's get them all do
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something for the fire that's come on that'll get some press we
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get all the top 10 we know we're just desperate we're just we're grabbing it
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whatever you want to call it but we we're just trying to think of something because you're laying around how can I
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help here's you can do literally two we a week of hard rain there's no more fire
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threats over I mean they said there might be rain Friday Saturday and please God even if it's a Sprinkle just do
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something anything it's crazy so anyway I will say um you know thank you out
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there to all the brave squirters okay so that joke I sort of milked it till it
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was over you some of the kitty over here did you have that in your back pocket look
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at all these I'm getting the greatest hits here I think because I'm under the weather you're entertaining me your jash
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your your job is to make me laugh even though I can't laugh because I'll cough but I love it but that was great I I got
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the greatest hits I got the cat I got got the cat lick in the cat licking its paws and then a little wink that milk
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milk milk give some to the kitty you aim it over that's a noise and then the kitty gets in the eye funny and then he
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goes then he goes and then he takes his little paw and yeah licks it Li the milk
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off when did you first do that exactly that one I have done before probably no
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I've seen it I've seen it many times on this spot but I just realized not in the rotation enough I will say that it's a
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great little piece it's a great little set piece it's got no it's got It's quick yeah uh so back to
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Sadness the sadness is the fire now the other thing was the arson and it's a
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little silver lining that a lot of people were like hey I saw a guy in my neighborhood like I never would have
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said anything but I'm going to let you know and then I called the police and then I went out and said something to them and I filmed them just to get the
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word out like hey come on man let's do this because these are a little garbage canf fire can do anything it can go to
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the side of a building so there was a lot of I don't want to say the word winners I want to say there's a lot of
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people that got involved a lot of people sent me stuff and it's hard because they're over on Tik Tok like how do they
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get a hold of me they're just dming and this and that so the ones I've seen and Heather I sent them to Heather when they
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seem very real and uh we we did give money to someone yesterday 5,000 so
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there's one gentleman I mean it's good in the way that just it's a way of giving back but
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also just give it physically to someone that did something so he did something there was an arrest report he sent it in
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we said great there's a cop on the set of bus boys so we said hey is this real he's like yeah all good and uh and
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there's I think two more that are looking like it might happen yeah we're waiting for well well just before you go
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what did this person see this person had he saw someone
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lighting a fire oh literally lighting a fire oh he's lighting lighting like egg
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he's doing a lot lighting a bunch of different ones so I guess the guy called the police follow bald face obvious yeah
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but and then when they found him oh he smell and he had gasoline on him so he smelled of gas had gas and had
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previous warrants for oh arson so that's his thing well glad they
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got him we don't need any arsonist right now wait till it rains and then you can try to light [ __ ] on fire his nickname
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was Johnny arson is uh his native American friend
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was called me like me like Fire Johnny arson and Ed mcf Flames so anyway uh so
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we got that guy and then there was some more and then there's a guy that stopped someone on a hike and he was just saying
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the guy was literally lighting stuff he's like hey man you can't light so and some people I saw were lighting those candles in a paper bag or what are they
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you know they float over it's some sort of you release them into the sky you release them into like the hot balloons
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in a way thinking of the word but they do it at a wedding and they do place and people were behind them going hey guys
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bad time you know don't do this this is not the time to do that and they're like no it's just for this no it's just for a
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ceremony the word oh I'm going to float these up then they land in the mountains and everything catches on fire so uh
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there's two more possibilities we sort of did a cut off because there's hundreds coming in so uh anyway that's
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sort of a positive note um that's great I won't say the guy's name I don't think
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he cares but I just thought whatever he got it it's real uh we have another update which is Step Greer so Dr Steven
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Greer was on our on our show that kind of blew up on uh YouTube a ufologist for
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former trauma doctor says you know in the next three weeks two months some and
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it's been exactly a month so they did have a reveal the other day and I think
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this might be he's talking about so this is say the problem with this and everything in the last two years is it
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real you can't freak people unless you see it in the sky okay and it's shooting lasers or landing and people walking out
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okay no one's really believing it or if they believe it they don't care so this is a
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helicopter this guy is a whistleblower he has he he runs a helicopter I think that that takes the UFO 20 ft long
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shaped like an egg and dropping it somewhere new nation has independently
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obtained previously unseen video obtained from a secret UAP craft
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retrieval program this extraordinary footage clearly shows an egg shaped
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object sling below the belly of a helicopter the
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belly it looks green well it's not and it looks like a face but that's that's a
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helicopter with a cable slow this down to take a closer Vis
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that's an egg-shaped UAP suspended from 150 ft long line we're told the craft is
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about 20 ft long egg suspended in a cradle careful the pilot is as they
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bring their Precious Cargo into land let's Freeze Frame here to look at one
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of the clearest images of a UA those are the Ws around the
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blurry light in aanty where where's the U Inc where is it laying where did the
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guy say retrial look at how full whistle craft is no markings at all and no
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visible means of propulsion or way to see inside I think since this I found
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little hieroglyphic graceful as it hits the ground despite as it lands over
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as it's dropped for pickup all right it's just a little too dramatic if it really was an alien craft you don't have
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to go and look at the alien craft it's I mean yeah you don't have to Hype it up it will be scary enough little too s for
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me doesn't mean it's not true but felt I don't mind hearing words like obtained
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and extraordinary well I can say that British sports announcers are
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extraordinarily better than American Sports announcers I'm sorry but they are incredible here they go the race is
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surely a foot STP Fontaine a sort of athletic Beetle of the chunky American
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is completely bankrupt I mean the language they use is extraordin Formula One Jackie Stewart is coming out he
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sling shots around max van Steen and now he's got to go he's got to go now or never this is his last chance Jackie
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Steward nope nope yes he's going for it he's going for it now in the inside the outside of the owners you know so quite
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remarkable quite remarkable and now Jackie Stewart how did you feel about the
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race extraordinary well I will say this UAP might have been a whistleblower but it's
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a start and um I think if they open the egg hatch walked out hello my baby I
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would need something like that that's what people are wanting well if you've ever seen you're a little younger than I
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am the day Earth Stood Still a saucer lands on the house White House lawn and
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a big giant robot comes out and starts talking starts [ __ ] [ __ ] up or no no
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but maybe threatening to and then there was a an alien what are you looking at
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aren't you are you I am zoror I am a god you now will get a a good Gander of my
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balls from down there we are from the planet we're from the planet
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balasia and we are here to come in peace sorry so bad that's all I got if not
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I'll come in my jeans mhm excuse me excuse me Z zoria hey man I want to have
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this guy on our podcast about the universe this astrophysicist and Aliens you know we
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don't know do you know that if you hold up a foot long ruler up above the ground
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it's 12 inches and then you put it down in the ground it shrinks a half inch no it's literally not 12 inches
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because of sort of mass versus space and space versus time and that might have to
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be a two in my what I would use in my real life is if I climbed a ladder would my wiener look bigger just so I know if
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I should buy a ladder for my house well you'd want to have um a tiny
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house and a tiny ladder like everything around you has to look mincu the book the good thing is you get
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a ruler that's this long then you go okay so this is 12 oh even 12 okay not
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bad not too shabby take that robot and on the White House lawn that for you also denotes
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kind of what's the thing with the tongue on either side inside the mouth is that what I do yeah yeah okay
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oh you want to fight I don't even know I do that that's funny I just thought I I was on the road with Katherine and Bobby
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and Catherine let me know that a I use my hands the whole time almost like that Gavin news and video we showed which I
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didn't know and she said also you touch your face Maybe 1,000 times I'm like no
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idea no idea this is you doing standup when I do standup and I think really I mean
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sometimes you do this or you do this that's funny I don't know but I don't know a thousand times well maybe what do
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you say about Bobby oh on lights out I go like this
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right but it's always just stuff to when you're delivering a joke you want to make it look as casual and thrown away
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as possible so you're just doing your oh Johnny was it this Johnny is that weird
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touch his face yeah a [Music]
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the bus boys update which you've been clamoring for is bus boys Theo Von and David Spade Theo of course Theo hey man
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I gotta go to that inaugural so he went out there I stayed
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actually he wasn't working that day Sunday but he stayed because we had so much to shoot and uh you know it's good
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to have there to add jokes and whatever so we shot some Hospital stuff we shot I
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don't want to give it all away geez I can't wait to see this movie a hospital you're like what could that be with in a
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hospital now what is this a $20 million budget I will tell you that Theo is uh
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younger in the movie he's like uh 15 when I meet him and he and and they cast
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It cast it everyone said it's cast but I'll say casted uh a kid you know we
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cast a kid there and he's he looks sort of like Kelly from the old bad news fairs you know that kid on the
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motorcycle he's like super super cool kid very nice kid Gavin and uh he he's
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super good-look and I go Theo cuz I go I'll let you pick the kid you know I'll stay out of that process right I said
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there's no way he picked this male model to play you it looks nothing like you he
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goes no man a little bit you can tell I go this is the most hysterical thing because you should have picked some
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dirty little mud goat roper with your little hair and just kind of looks like
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you a mini version no chance no chance this guy's
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like but the kid was good I like and I I got to work with the kid and then um
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waited around to sort of help with that then he scrammed out on a red eye and then of course he's hanging with
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the guy they're sort of in a spillover room because all Jake Paul or Tyson all the cool guys all the all that uh film
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100% of the time themselves Squad so he was with those guys but they he's in
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like metal chairs and then he fell down and that was one thing but I don't know if that was a setup or not I don't even
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know if he knows but it just just something goofy that happens and the
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anog well this can just that's really the update on that it's just been hard and I'm I'll [ __ ] about 24 hours a day
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but it's super fun the movie and also the anog any thoughts of the
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anog uh the anog was a barn burner uh Trump went full Trump
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3.0 God the guys on both batteries are charged that dude can
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five hours a night and then he's talking about all the stuff he's going to do and then he's just in the Oval Office
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signing order after order with inviting the press in to so he's doing a press
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conference while he's signing we got like dude you got four years you have to do all the first
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day uh then he had some woman who was kind of you know asking you know you're really going to deport all these people
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we got to do it we don't have a choice so we don't have a country and then he just keeps signing you know and then he
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holds them yeah I like it I think he should read does he read him first you know you get a contract you say you should check it
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out I think they did all that ahead of time I'm guessing cuz he's like what's this one Guatemala oh yeah Guatemala now
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called trumpa Mala the Border you know deregulation we're gonna drill baby
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drill and you know he was just i' never seen a human being like that now I'm just observing him as a human being like
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he is 78 I I guess he slept four hours had a 20-hour day hey he was doing that
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he did all day long then he goes to three Gallas three balls yeah dances
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talks is like what I'm nervous if I have five lines in the movie the next day this guy is g to be present next day
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doesn't matter if he sleeps or not wakes up going full blast all
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day eating McDonald's drinking Diet Cokes and he's got the diet coke button is back he has a button just for Diet
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Coke so he doesn't have to say it all he just push something what I just want he's got but also he is slower now and
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he's not running anymore so now he's like here's what's going on he slowed it down and you were right right he well he definitely during
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the inaugural address he for him he was very mellow and tame he's turned
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sideways a little bit sometimes he looks I think he's reading yeah those clear glass prompters which I don't know if
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everyone knows he's got speeches written but you can't see them yeah it's very weird very everybody uses them
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teleprompters that are invisible kind of to the audience they're unreal they're kind of invisible and and he's like just
00:25:05
kind of leaning on over there and uh anything funny oh I I saw a photo that
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was funny about M millenia's hat yeah that's funny right God look at
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her she looks really sturdy and stiff and like well ready to go very pretty I
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I kind of like this look there was a lot of good looks there I just give her a lot of credit cuz that she's making a
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statement that's a very potent look and then she's very serious but then all of
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a sudden she'll smile and her face completely changes and she's super charming and Trump was anding when she's
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mad at me she calls me sir and then he goes I got to tell people that I'm kidding or they'll just be going crazy
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on it and then she smiled about that and then she put on a gown and it's a it is show business I mean Donald Trump was
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you know the real estate developer and then he did had the show um for eight years yeah and so he's a
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television guy you know look K go there and I think he made a choice which is kind of smart you don't go gray you
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don't go gray like keep it blondish you know and then it all of them have teeth that are incredible like you got to have
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the white teeth you got to be tan you can't be pale you got to have an orange glow and he's kept it and somehow I
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thought like he would his genetics say yellow broken teeth super pale skin and
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just a little wisp of gray hair he'd be like Bernie Sanders except so he's show
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who older Bernie Bernie's on fire it shows you we all age
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different Bernie Sanders I could do him now because I my with my cold but yeah
00:26:47
he's uh he speaks very well with a lot of I have a personal question about Donald Trump which you may answer I will
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answer and I'll in five seconds okay do you think mhm with that diet and that
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pressure does he dump never once a week or six times a day this is a real
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question this this is what the Press should be asking well when does he have time to take a dump he's full blast all
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day camera all you know is that if you asked him I'm regular I'm regular like you wouldn't believe it's not a problem
00:27:20
down there it's not a problem nobody nobody has a bell move mean you know
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that's what his answer would be he would never say well you know when they show what your turret should look like I look like the best one mine of the best
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turrets I let them loose and I get them out and I get them out I get them out
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early I get them out early and I get them out um they float when they're supposed to float or they sink whatever
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the better one is that's what they do he's uh I know somebody who knows Rudolph Giuliani this is years ago and
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and asked him about Trump and Rudolph Giuliani said he's unclassifiable he's like a rare insect
00:27:56
like there the Trump doesn't doesn't make sense that kind of energy eating Kentucky Fried Chicken Burgers
00:28:03
Shakes fries fileo fish and Diet Coke all day long uh probably weighs 275
00:28:10
pounds so yeah he's he's a oneoff what the hell I will say it was a little shocking I know everyone pardons
00:28:16
everyone on the way out but some of those pardons were a little that last night in the middle of the night crazy
00:28:22
huh which ones were they you mean well fouchy was really oh yeah Biden got yeah
00:28:29
the Biden crime family they call it like he did all of them I didn't even know there was that many in the family you
00:28:35
know I thought maybe James oh the whole family tree shows up I know it was like an ad for Ancestry.com if you believe Fox News
00:28:42
they all got checks well something happened because everyone is they can do what can you rob
00:28:48
a bank now or does it it doesn't matter it's just a certain crime I think a pardon is a pardon from
00:28:55
a president but uh fouchy must be relieved no he's [ __ ] clicking his
00:29:01
heels I don't know what they yeah I mean he was shaking his boots a little bit there especially because if it's the
00:29:07
next day he could be in trouble oh man uh he kind of said it was
00:29:13
sort of semantics when he was up up in Congress you know Senator I have never
00:29:19
the we have never the NIH has never funded gain of function uh in the Wuhan
00:29:26
thing and he meant later there's different kinds of gain of function because there's emails him talking about
00:29:31
that so I'll give him a pass because you know I kind of like the guy he's he's a pistol that guy who fouchy yeah anybody
00:29:39
he's the highest was the highest paid government employee and we know from just show business just anyone who's the
00:29:46
head of a corporation for 40 years has sharp elbows that's a Game of Thrones
00:29:51
there he's still the head guy in his 80s I mean that means you know it's like Nancy Pelosi she's never going she broke
00:29:58
broke her hip and she's already walking she's they don't want to let go of that power I get it does fouchi still have
00:30:03
any job what does he do does he do anything over there anymore um no he ironically got long
00:30:08
covid he's just nowhere no I don't know I don't know I think he looks like he got short Co I think he's retired
00:30:15
well he's gonna write a book that's what they all do oh yeah yeah yeah hang
00:30:28
oh Obama leaned over to George Bush and said how do we stop this thing something
00:30:34
like that that's what a lip reader said you can pull it up we're on the we're on the
00:30:40
inaug I did see that in the paper this morning lip reading is not a perfect
00:30:46
science but it's fun to watch it's pretty close according to the movie 2001 of Space Odyssey so I so an ad that
00:30:52
today and I'm like that was the AI reading the girl that reads is partially
00:30:58
deaf you said she must be okay oh here's here's the bit okay is
00:31:06
on tick Tok okay there here we go than good to see you yep thank you how can we
00:31:12
stop what's happening how can we stop what's happening I think that might be right okay it's hard because it was a
00:31:19
side angle yeah she does side lips too but whatever George W bush like Michelle
00:31:26
loved him he'd give her mens stuff when they go to funerals they meet up they likees yeah and you know they like both
00:31:33
of them but they like him because he's funny he's got that fat boy fun energy how you doing hey barck you know so by
00:31:41
the way that was shown on Tik Tok I don't know if the tick tock tick
00:31:47
topal tickto alypse got your way not bad tikto alypse
00:31:54
oh did you hear about it didn't Trump reinstate it for now down for about not
00:31:59
even 24 hours maybe 12 or something 12 and everyone had a [ __ ] [ __ ] fit everyone went bazis everyone's like I
00:32:07
get it I get it we talked about last week but it's back I don't know how long but it's back for at least what 90 days
00:32:15
so get your Tik toks in yeah I mean for me I just um I kind of feel like I need
00:32:21
a break it's winter I want to go south so there's an island off of Cuba I can't remember the name but it's in the Gulf
00:32:27
of America yeah and um yeah and I'm going down I'm going to
00:32:33
fly down to the Gulf of America and go to this island are you going to go to the uh
00:32:40
what where do you cross over there not the Suz Canal what's it called Panama Canal Panama is it called a America
00:32:47
Canal let's have a presidential scholar as well on our podcast I want to know
00:32:53
about executive orders and the power of them for Democrats and Republicans seems like there's no Congress who will going
00:32:59
to do this really like 5,000 the President says so you know I mean so I'd
00:33:06
love to know where that's going and what does it mean but yeah I remember that when they I didn't know much about
00:33:11
executive orders they just kept saying oh Biden can close the close the border
00:33:17
with one executive order but they're not doing it they want to vote on it they want to do a whole rig roll about it is
00:33:23
that true there's there there's a lot of different regulations that Trump Put On the Border and Biden resented them
00:33:30
sincerely um now Trump wants to put back remain in Mexico so you come to the
00:33:36
Border they arraign you Yad d d but you got to go back and wait in Mexico as
00:33:41
opposed to wait in the US and so I guess that's back I don't know but where do
00:33:46
you wait in the US do you wait over the border and somewhere holding or is it like you have to still have an
00:33:52
arrangment and then we'll see you later I don't think they have follow you or anything and then it's the honor System
00:33:59
yeah okay okay let's start looking at um stories let's see what's going on the news Oh I thought this was good this was
00:34:05
after the big college title game uh
00:34:10
championship game and this is the quarterback and the coach being let out I think to the trophy ceremony after the
00:34:17
game okay ran you deserve it brother thank you thank
00:34:24
you it's okay it's okay brok an axle oh yeah she can't look at it's
00:34:32
pretty bad actually wow are you think it would bounce off I thought it was she wasn't
00:34:38
going that fast am am hysterical so that's like the guy who
00:34:45
just won the game and there's the coaches and some players in there they're like you got to walk from here and it
00:34:51
was yeah it runs right into a wall love it why did someone yell you [ __ ]
00:34:57
deserved it I think they meant you deserve the win Oh and before they hit it put f word
00:35:07
yeah people are throwing that f word around I don't like it go ahead what's the next one I could play that
00:35:15
[Music] one Heather made me put a [ __ ] straw in here and I'm like I don't need it she
00:35:21
goes you do actually you do and I'm like this you see me digging that goddam
00:35:29
you have a great diet Heather keeps you you know get you a little green this is a
00:35:35
sponsor D she isn't saying I'm observing something I I'd like to make an
00:35:40
observation great diet because I can't eat because she buried the straw on the bottom uh it's in quicksand okay so this
00:35:49
is a house Dana could you stay in a house for an hour for $5 million what is it a haunted house or something show me
00:35:55
the video I would say yeah okay that's that's interesting you five million Net
00:36:01
5 million in an hour you just have to stay in this room for an hour to easily take home five million this room located
00:36:07
in Seattle USA was built by Microsoft at a cost of 10 million and is known as the quietest place on Earth the labs walls
00:36:14
covered with two layers of solid steel plates sealed with 307 thick concrete which is enough to block out
00:36:21
sound with unique fiberglass mirrors that can absorb sound waves the sound level inside the room 20b sitting inside
00:36:29
you can hear your heartbeat lungs expanding and even your joints moving when the lights go out all your senses
00:36:35
feel as if they have been taken away making you feel as if you are in the universe since the lab open for
00:36:40
challenges no one has ever successfully completed it those who attempted the challenge averaged less than a minute
00:36:46
the longest record is 58 minutes and 57 seconds and even then the Challenger almost went insane he said that in the
00:36:52
room you feel an unprecedented sense of loneliness pressing down on you so hard that you can barely breathe in the face
00:36:58
of such a huge reward what would you um well those people are of course
00:37:05
you stay in the room and all you do is stay act like it's so easy well because that are are you allowed you're you're
00:37:13
there's no rules you can yell right so you distract The Silence by
00:37:19
making noise you just go for an hour would you do that for $5
00:37:25
million let me see you do it go like
00:37:32
this yeah you turn yourself something I would get in the fetal position like a baby and just rock myself I wonder if
00:37:39
you talk if it's super loud I would just Mumble then by the way
00:37:45
why did they build it what do they need it for yeah what is the point yeah just to have a contest in is who built it Mr
00:37:52
Beast reminds me of The Twilight Zone where this this gentleman's club and this one guy just talks talks talks
00:37:58
talks and then somebody says I bet you couldn't talk for one year I'll give you like a million dollars like 18 one year
00:38:05
one year something like that and so they put him in this room and he couldn't speak I'm I'm thinking remembering his a
00:38:12
year didn't speak for a year and he came out and the guy gave him the money and
00:38:17
said H how did you do it and you saw that he had his uh slope his throat slit
00:38:25
so he couldn't talk didn't kill him but he he had a turtle like on so oh it's
00:38:31
called a twist ending David I know um I think they paid someone to talk for a
00:38:37
year Whitney Cummings do you know her anyway she's got a lot of words words
00:38:42
per minute that that one a lot of wpms yeah now that just sounded funny though
00:38:50
I I'd have to research that quiet room built by Microsoft I will why are they
00:38:55
building this stupid place guy 90 seconds ago and couldn't suck it up for a million they said most people can't do
00:39:01
one minute and most it's such a Eerie feeling interesting I guess a lot of
00:39:07
people you know what they don't like money yeah they don't like money it it
00:39:12
it makes everything simple when you figure out that you literally don't like money yeah tell them you want to go in
00:39:18
there if you like money go in yeah but what if you love money to a point where
00:39:23
it's almost psychotic like you love money just to just to have money I can hold it look at
00:39:30
it and sometimes eat it in a salad I like to rub it on my
00:39:36
body H by the way geretz because he's such a workaholic he goes I drive in to
00:39:42
work every day I still go to the office H see some people work and and he's way out in Malibu by a jaw free so he's like
00:39:49
takes me two hours 20 minutes but I do it 2 hours and 40 minutes last I heard well believe me I accidentally weed it
00:39:55
and it was about an hour or 16 you know fine I'll let him puff it up I'll fudge the number let him have his day I'll let
00:40:02
you have your big overwhelming number you say 2:40 everyone's like
00:40:08
what by the way my set tomorrow is an hour 30 I'm like oh why each way well
00:40:15
when you minut what's your set tomorrow an hour 30 what do you mean weigh the heck out in because in the movie we live
00:40:22
near your set I thought it stand up you're going to drive 90 minutes to the set no I'm going to do a set tonight
00:40:27
just to practice because I haven't gone on in a while and and it's good to just popop on
00:40:34
but I'm just good to give the gift of my ACT yeah yeah all right next
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00:42:43
I'll tell you what this is right now just just hearing that okay hype okay they have to Hype it because I
00:42:52
see on The Daily Mail they must have some deal with Netflix because it goes this new movie
00:42:58
is so scary two people threw up in the theater and everyone's like oh I gotta see that I saw the movie and it didn't
00:43:03
scare of me at all I thought it was fun and great but right and people go oh this movie people were walking out which
00:43:10
sounds bad because they were so scared and people like oh I bet I can handle it and
00:43:16
so you get people so these kind of early things you hear about a movie the trailer teases intense action including
00:43:23
submarine and aerial stunts well I mean listen we know it's Tom Cruz I don't want to sound like a hater
00:43:30
because I do like these movies I'll probably go see it but they're all sort of blurring into the same movie like he
00:43:36
runs here really fast I think this is number eight yeah yeah I mean listen Fast and Furious I kind of haven't they
00:43:43
run out of gas yet well I had to write a new theme for myself because I saw one of these then I saw the next one and it
00:43:49
was like dun dun not as good not as good
00:43:58
Hollywood not as good not all the same seen it before you seen
00:44:06
it once you'll see it again they learn from Fast and Furious
00:44:13
everyone good seen it before is is
00:44:20
great he's a bit older not much older I tell you what I
00:44:27
would love to have Tom Cruz on this podcast I don't do it because it's easy I do it because it's hard because I want
00:44:33
to understand where how he is sprinting like that is It sped up effects because
00:44:40
that's I I know he swims underwater hangs off planes but sprinting at at 60
00:44:47
or whatever it's 62 like they show them sprinting is pretty extraordinary so in
00:44:53
hard shoes I bet he sneak some Sketchers on under there you know when they do the
00:45:02
close-ups where Sketchers wear Sketchers I wear Sketchers they look
00:45:09
like hard shoes I wear them they spray paint and black but go fetto for a
00:45:16
second for me but with something
00:45:22
D no reason for another an impossible
00:45:28
movie there's a new hot chick in everyone that comes out you will like
00:45:36
her 28 28 I'm
00:45:43
68 she's 22 2 and you're
00:45:49
7555 too much of an age Gap too much of an age Gap that's not even a too much no
00:45:55
one mentions she's to too
00:46:00
young it's great but every woman that I know that has power is going way younger too so it's not man two
00:46:09
Street get out there hey Bill b go bill bich is great and I I did a
00:46:15
podcast him such a nice sweet guy I can see why she's like in brilliant the football get in
00:46:22
there between sex let's huddle up
00:46:28
give 73 21 heart attack too
00:46:36
much check with your cardiologist see if you could take the beating used to be
00:46:43
Pros now it's College because he coaches college now
00:46:50
why is that so funny because it's it's just information it doesn't really even fit that much it's not a it's not a put
00:46:56
down she like to be a pro now it's colie kind of a has sort of a has been
00:47:05
used to be Pro it's college but college is not a step down there's college
00:47:10
players because of NIH and all these rules that they stay in college as long as they can name image that Grandpa no
00:47:18
it's my gymnast from LSU very pretty young
00:47:25
lady makes 4 million makes 4 million for going to
00:47:33
college he does tick tock if I tell him what I see him on Tik Tok he's like
00:47:41
hey monar or whatever I'm like oh boy boy I'm I'm starting to like the Trump D
00:47:48
just this I like Trump D he comes out just the he puts about as much into it as me in like a fight scene I'm like
00:47:54
this I can do this I don't need a stunt man they're like I I I know it's the funniest like who would I don't even
00:48:01
know what Obama's dance is or Jimmy Carter's was or any of these presidents all the girls want Obama that's for
00:48:07
sure um rumors of trouble in Paradise I don't repeat rumors
00:48:15
but he came so low what is the
00:48:21
deal separation trial separation time up part see if it's
00:48:28
better for both of them trial separation
00:48:33
trial is Heather laughing or we're just punching she's kind of quietly laughing
00:48:39
do one can you hand her a mic yeah Heather yell
00:48:48
one thank you for bringing back TI it's a joke going around oh he says in
00:48:55
they're thinking Obama it's like a it's like a dis to Trump no I'm actually
00:49:00
thinking president they skip right over oh they try to say that Obama fix Tik
00:49:05
Tok because did joke a joke it's good it was a good swing and you don't have
00:49:12
microphone so you lock on against it but I understand what was the thing where who's The Speaker Mike somebody Mike
00:49:19
Johnson have you seen what he talks about meeting with Biden goes sir why did you do this he goes I didn't do that
00:49:26
and he goes yes you did he goes I said we'll look into it and he goes no you did do you did sign that bill and he
00:49:33
goes who's there geez he's gone downhill even since
00:49:38
I did him on SNL I know when he's when he's at the at the inauguration he's just staring in his face with his his
00:49:45
wife jilling he's like this I like this guy and she's like no you don't it's Trump he goes oh I don't I'll tell you
00:49:52
one thing because that was in the indoor and they placed Biden and Mrs Biden Joe
00:50:01
Biden right next to each other right over Trump's shoulder and he's just giving him the biggest Beatdown a total
00:50:08
disaster problem and Biden is looking down itch in his face like what is
00:50:14
talking about what is he talking about that guy sounds like a real jerk we're gonna take our country back we're gonna
00:50:20
take it back we all know how to take it back everybody sees it everybody's talking about it and we get it back talk
00:50:29
and Biden and they took a beat down man it was it was for the ages all right
00:50:34
next story we we beat up the I guess I'm going to retire the mission impossible thing unless unless it comes up again
00:50:41
ites we can always I never I'll never it'll never ever go totally away all right good morning good morning this is
00:50:48
a US Naval Recruiting Office in Al Hamra that's right around here okay play it
00:51:05
they are Asian you wouldn't think so okay so every recruiter here is Chinese
00:51:11
as well as all the people coming to a list and list the working language is
00:51:17
Chinese this was filmed by a YouTube a Chinese
00:51:23
YouTuber so there you can turn it off it's too loud too and I don't know Chinese as well as
00:51:29
I thought I did is that Mandarin Dana um do that just mean
00:51:36
Chinese it's a I guess it's a dialect in China yeah I was I went with my wife
00:51:44
because my feet are kind of gnarly I I know you're a bath guy you're a bubble
00:51:49
bath guy I used yeah I still do you're a bubble bath guy so you can reach and see
00:51:54
and you wash your feet intentionally but I don't take bath so I'm in a shower and
00:52:00
I don't have nowhere to put my foot so my feet are gnarly so I went to a know where to put my foot what's well if I'm
00:52:07
trying to clean my feet and stuff you're going to lift up you don't have a step or something not really and then I can't
00:52:13
I'm not wearing readers in the shower so I'm Mr meoo in there you don't know where your feet are long story short I
00:52:19
go to a a place they call it a Manny Petty you know all this cuz you're a metrosexual Manny py manicure pedicure
00:52:28
pedicure is the hands I don't do that but they're doing my feet and they're incredibly Charming people from
00:52:34
somewhere in Asia set it up so I said how do you say thank you and Mandarin and she she said ah we are viman you
00:52:43
know and I go [ __ ] me and they go that means hello in
00:52:49
vianes [ __ ] me no I asked her what is think you of it me she said come on come
00:52:54
on come on come and get some no it's just like come come on you got to do the accent come on
00:53:01
you're doing it right A lot of people come in and say come on you know like American accent you're best so I say you
00:53:08
know how you say thank you you go rack them that is my Manny Petty story that
00:53:14
is my man not real interesting well the Navy's GNA have some Chinese people so
00:53:21
that's good or bad I I don't they're allowed allowed to get other the American Navy is gonna have foreign
00:53:27
Nationals and their military no it seems like it really from that video it just
00:53:32
seemed like it I I know can't wait I'll get along I'm an old Hipp we're GNA get along cuz I don't I don't want a war me
00:53:38
neither I hate it what is this a guy with pants on or a towel or what let's play it this is a $900 towel skirt
00:53:47
imagined by Balenciaga it manipulates a belt and button closure to bring shower rub his weer on the way down this is a
00:53:55
900 so this guy's clothes on you get out of a shower and you put that on so it won't fall down it's a towel with a
00:54:02
button no you wear it out shower clothing it's clothing it's
00:54:08
like a skirt it's like a skirt and you put it on outside walk around I like when
00:54:14
Dana's like what the [ __ ] is going on in the world okay yes and it's expensive $900 towel comes with a button that's
00:54:21
great $900 to put a button on a towel call it a skirt okay I'm in the wrong
00:54:27
Biz that's a good business plan you know Christ sakes you know cat and I are
00:54:36
doing yeah how much was it 900 Balenciaga I like that balanciaga
00:54:43
got in trouble for some sketchy stuff and they're back full swing nobody gives
00:54:49
a fat buck anymore yeah there's no more cancel culture kind of right or I mean unless
00:54:56
svey Weinstein or something that's a that's a good one but he's he's literally grandfathered in mhm uh okay
00:55:03
what's another one do we have any other ones oh how would you like to be skiing and this happens this is really worst
00:55:08
case scenario you're skiing you're on the lift this is going to be a great day go
00:55:14
ahead a freezing geyser of water and you can't move look at the guy kicking his
00:55:21
legs God what do you do Dana uh freezing got
00:55:28
well it's freezing water on your snow so it's freezing as it hits you literally freezing I would have to jump off I'd
00:55:35
have to find some way out I couldn't take it well first of all for the people driving so they're you're just going down a ski lift apparently the ski lift
00:55:42
stops and then there's a broken Mane or something and ice ice ice cold water is
00:55:47
spraying up on you and freezing on your body and they're just hanging there what happened did they jump
00:55:54
or I don't know to talk didn't tell me the rest H would you jump would it be safe
00:56:01
to jump I saw one with a ski lift went on five times as fast and people were
00:56:07
whipping around at the bottom and it just throws them off and everyone's jumping back going what are you doing and people come in there going jump off
00:56:14
and then it goes K you know that on that hair pin and it just flips them backwards upside down and people are flying that one's gnarly we'll play that
00:56:21
next week danglers are kind of funny I'm not really into danglers you know I always get a little when I'm dangling
00:56:27
you know like you just you're on some amusement park ride that's going up and you just have this little thing but I
00:56:34
would say have you ever been on a tram and it's like 2,000 feet down and even though you know the odds are in your
00:56:39
favor you're like I'll be glad when we get to the base C sure I'll tell you this when you see these people like
00:56:46
let's say this and they say it was like that for 11 minutes or they were
00:56:52
dangling upside down a roller coaster and they got saved after 40 minutes in your head you think I could probably
00:56:59
take 40 minutes out but when you're there there's no time limit you don't
00:57:04
know that yet so in your head you're spinning out going this could be three days can I live but when you hear later
00:57:11
they were saved in the time frame you maybe I could do that long but you don't know I've told you this before I think
00:57:19
but maybe only once I was somewhere doing a corporate date and then I was gonna chrissen a roller coaster but it
00:57:26
was gigantic it was like Magic Mountain on acid and I'm watching it upside down and turning and going like a pretzel in
00:57:33
the sky you know like a five mile Loop and then I'm going okay I'll do it you
00:57:39
know I all right fine and then they go the temperature just dropped too much you can't go so of course to be be a
00:57:46
hero I said are you [ __ ] kidding me I want on that thing now but any I didn't have to do the silly thing you were
00:57:52
never get because if it goes up and then if it freezes upside down then they've got to get the you hook and ladder and
00:57:58
you just have it ruins your day not a chance in the world I would do that I'm such a magnanimous puss dandelion I
00:58:04
could not be upside down I I well I'm trying to calm down most of my life I I
00:58:11
don't not looking for you know thrill rids at this point in my existence I'd rather be uh on a
00:58:18
Seaside chatau with a cot sale looking at the seals play on the beach my Mulla
00:58:24
obl and go getting slapped around my head and my C5 you get enough Adrenaline
00:58:31
Rush from just walking out on a stage and stand up all the time I get adrenaline from seeing that the fires
00:58:38
are contained they're not even fully contained the regular ones now we get this new mother effer out there uh all
00:58:44
right we can wrap up D let me see it's so hopefully the next fly in the wall or
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podcast I will not have this disease you were fine Dana no one has any complaints
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a lot over a period of days it's kind of sore I'm not complaining a lot of people have it worse in the world but it's a
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little bit uncomfortable when we get off the air I'll I'll ask you if you have any extra coating cough serp and then
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I'll drive up there three hours just to get it's the one thing I'm allergic to no we get it
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anyway um I've got yeah I have stuff it just hasn't
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kicked in yet you know yeah that's all anyway don't hide divide
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[Laughter] you know what I'm saying um don't be tight uh splurge on the urge to
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emerge you know what I learned in school how to share okay all right so Dana I
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Lear watching cartoons what's up doc yeah what's up doc so we've learned
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a lot okay thanks everybody for and watching and we're going to have some
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guests coming up pretty soon we're going to explore Ai and Bitcoin we have we have a lot of questions for these people
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so stay tuned this has been a presentation of
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odsy Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna wife sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and
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Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
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