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Dana this week is uh Chevy Chase Chevy
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Chase the the Chevy Chase and you gotta
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give it up for uh such an old school OG
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first year only did one year a lot of
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people don't know that because he was
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such a it was such a Powerhouse explode
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crushed it tall good looking funny
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Goldie hawns that's just a combo you
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don't see a lot you know yes and so he's
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got all that credit and so when he came
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in I knew that his sense of humor
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because he hosted SNL and he's he's been
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very sweet to me over the years but I
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knew he likes to say the inappropriate
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thing and so he started doing it so this
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is not for the faint of heart this
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episode I think it's really funny Chevy
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was in full funny form and so we just
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all really really laughed and his wife
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Janie was there and his daughter Kaylee
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so I I think it ended up being a really
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good experience one of the more
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interesting ones because it is chaotic
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it's uh he's jumping around it's just
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like no one was here we were just
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laughing at dinner just saying stupid
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things some was a little off-color and
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crazy but remember it is in the spirit
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of just we're trying to make each other
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laugh and be fun once I knew that he
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just wants to say the inappropriate
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thing with his timing is perfect it's
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like so wrong it's right I just started
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laughing and that's what made me famous
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and that's what's together we all uh we
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all had it we all have a good time we
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all laughed our ass off and I think he
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had a great time so so if you want to
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hear one of the ogs stay tuned here he
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is Chevy Chase
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[Music]
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Mr Chase is uh getting comfortable here
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on the podcast he's uh I'm not friend
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brought in a new chair
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where's Paige showering he doesn't know
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no he's he's bathing he's bathing
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he's in there like this David is missing
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all the best come on David
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I don't have all day I've got another
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interview because
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[Laughter]
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that's right I don't want to ask I love
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the way
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you type out your questions well don't
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you do it like that I can't do it linear
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because the bubbles this was guest prep
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did you say death threat death threat he
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killed a man in Reno in 1977. that's the
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first line the guy was named Skippy
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oh oh Skippy bloodthirst oh
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come on David
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we're doing a Skippy thing sometimes he
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panics when we have a big star on the
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show David
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you know about that right skip oh oh I
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see what you're doing yes yes yes the
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old um the old uh taser run around the
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yard try to survive trick run into the
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bathroom and that's a very good question
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uh by the way you know your gentlemen
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and you look nothing like him who Johnny
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oh that's right Don Johnny Johnny did
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you know Johnny I was on five times and
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then I got blacklisted what'd you do I
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did I was doing it with Phil Hartman I'm
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doing Johnny Carson we were doing the
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basics you know for those of you at home
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you're watching a thing called a
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television and we're not actually in
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your living room there's that kind of
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stuff and then at one point
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we did one where he didn't know that
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Susan day was not still on The Partridge
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Family
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so well like I know either of them I
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know it was like 10 years later but then
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on the next Tonight Show because this
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Carson fanatic told me he said you see
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that Edward Sheen Isle now you know so
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he would write he would go down the hall
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yelling it's time to go they're making
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fun of me now it's time to go he did oh
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that's according to Jane later on you
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know some people go it doesn't matter
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you were on Carson yeah that's a good J
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well you know if he just has all this
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wisdom you know yeah yeah you just do it
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it doesn't matter and it's so funny
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[ __ ] Chase is
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oh hi David can we call you Chasey David
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Spade has joined the podcast Jeffy and I
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did a cute all right
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20 up front is this mic about right
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because she's far away
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that's okay I'll just do this all right
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he'll throw at his lumbar but we'll hear
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him
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did you tell all the cards in all the
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time but lumbar is good lumbar tell her
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mom when you saw him at the oh okay so
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if you don't remember this doesn't
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matter but there's a few funny there's
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two funny or interesting stories about
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you and I I got cast on SNL
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with audition I go to Lauren's house in
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August are we taping yeah we're always
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taking we've been taking the last 20
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minutes
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we're almost done
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that little [ __ ] okay
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um so 86 I get cast in Sno I'm not on
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I'm not on the show yet and I'm at
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Lauren's house in August we first one we
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go to a Yankees game I'm with you Tyson
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is sitting away from us you go let's go
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meet the champ and we walk through the
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the audience and they were just heavy
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going crazy and then we met Tyson and he
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goes and Tammy takes it oh so now I'm
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doing Jay Leno [ __ ] they're both the
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same they're they're kind of thing yeah
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yeah I know you but I don't even know
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who that guy is you know but you
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introduced me to Mike Tyson yeah that's
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all I got do you remember that you don't
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have to let me just think no nope
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okay here's my second I like this little
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goofy why don't you witnessed this Chevy
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you me and Lauren Paul and Linda came
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over that in August and a Whitney Brown
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a comedian was there with everybody
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McCartney
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Paul oh that guy that guy McCartney I
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just wanted to see if you remember what
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Whitney said so McCartney's kind of
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sheepishly plays a song that is not out
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but he just recorded it yeah and he
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plays it for us and we're listening to
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his song and then it ends and there's a
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pause and Whitney said just like this
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reminds me of Julian Lennon
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and Paul never forgot it
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that's one of you Julian Julian
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well that's all I got is there Kleenex
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or something in here what is it that's
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supposed to be the name of the thing
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would you like it to attack it's
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supposed to be the name of the show but
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it's like it's like a lunch box no why
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am I breathing no not at all I just feel
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like you're good with props
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guy that's where I keep her
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where I keep the people you know I I'm
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sorry look there's no chance that you're
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gonna speak this guy's
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unfucking believable I I would plan that
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I would start it but I'm gonna be very
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quiet right now no no no
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all right now which one of you is Dana
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uh let's just get that out of the way
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right up front I'm checking you're David
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he's Dana
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Chevy is a legendary comic I don't use
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that lightly grew up on all these movies
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watched it your whole time uh
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unbelievable
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um there was the uh it said here you
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started the National Lampoon radio is
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what it's called the radio art I didn't
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really even know you are yes it was
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called the radio R what was the radio
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hour
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um Radio Hour what was that that's a
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tough It's a rare look I we can get you
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a cocktail if it'll make a server
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I would mention Foster Brooks if our
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crowd wasn't five to seven year olds
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um so let me think foreign
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what he died of fake alcoholism he's
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with Walt Disney they they froze him and
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took his head and put it in a tomb so
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that National Lampoon radio hour is that
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because I didn't even know about that
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but a lot of people came onto SNL from
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that that was O'Donoghue's okay thing uh
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I mean Michael oh God who wound up being
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a writer on us the mo uh listen one of
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the most incredible guy
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really funny
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he was just the best writer in the world
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he's mentioned a lot on this podcast but
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it's interesting to hear you oh yeah I
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know he was in fact
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he was a little bit um
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fastidious he had in his tiny office you
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remember the office oh yeah just like
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college dorms yeah excuse me you Fanning
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yourself um we could get the air down I
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like it cool I have rosacea that's
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another so he would have that's nice
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you'll see later [ __ ] me over I'll have
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a pink flow but anyways I have it so you
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no wait on this wall oh on his cork
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board
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he'd have um ideas right uh and he was
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very as I say in caps each little thingy
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and I'd go in there when he
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when he wasn't in there and just moved
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those things just about an inch to the
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right no no it doesn't like that
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that sounds like this is
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College Shenanigans yep so you started
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as a writer so you had Michael who else
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was riding with you when you first you
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know
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Lauren Lauren
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thank you
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that's it no um
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well yeah dare I say Allen's Weibel who
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never wrote anything
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of course and Al Franken and Tom Davis
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were there then from the beginning
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did you kind of put that writing staff
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together or with Lauren kind of no I
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just did it not Lauren yeah
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big
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well you were in a um you were in this
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National film radio with a couple of
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these guys and so Lauren kind of went
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there to to pluck some of those writers
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and performers off of that it was radio
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sketches is that what it was
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what's the question uh what was the
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radio hour what were you guys doing uh
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oh bits or what were you doing yeah very
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fun funny [ __ ]
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um
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and let's see Billy Murray was on it
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yeah uh and then like I think he killed
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somebody and then um
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oh yeah he's a Irish he's you wouldn't
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want to yeah he's a perfect guy yeah
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yeah he's I saw him take somebody by
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their feet and slam them on the floor no
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okay anyway how did Martin Short take
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that right exactly he's Wiley too I have
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to say I love him but uh he's a strange
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fellow Billy uh you guys are magic
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together we'll talk about that later
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that's right
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from now yes we do have we do have
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cookies and milk in our little nap at
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halfway through yeah for David Dane and
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I are getting up there uh I'm getting a
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foot massage okay I don't want anything
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to drink they pluck you guys off they
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put you on
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I'm sorry go ahead David you got some
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great uh sir I got it
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let's see
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well you're just always practicing your
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art no that was a good one actually you
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were that way when I met you in 86 you
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would just do I remember you trying to
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put a pizza box into a little garbage
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can no one was watching I go he's doing
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Buster Keaton you couldn't put it in you
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folded it you looked around I mean it's
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really interesting I was watching you
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work yeah that you're just always
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practicing yes I heard a story when you
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is this true when you met uh Goldie Hawn
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at Paramount she had a crocheted handbag
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on and when you walked in
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you didn't say hi you just went up and
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put your hand under the bag and said
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cough please
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yes that is true isn't that hilarious
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yeah oh Janie's here jeffy's wife
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that's right
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yeah she just reminded isn't that funny
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but I just said cough yes please yes you
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know what you're right
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the timing
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yeah no you know what you have a choice
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she said it was cough and I added please
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to help that's so nice you know you did
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it right and I should not tweak it 100
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so when you first met goalie like you're
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gonna do a movie with her did you just
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know right away the chemistry Foul Play
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was the first one right is that first
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time you met her
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what was that let's roll a clip
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the question was
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did you he's backing up uh I know you're
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kidding I don't know I'm interested in
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the people you met in the 70s that kind
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of just immediately impressed you
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obviously well she would yeah yeah she
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was beautiful Charming funny Charming up
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funny yeah
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it's sort of funny wow we just had
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dinner with them recently yeah and she's
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is she she's dead now
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yeah
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two days other than she ate
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no she's uh
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she said looks the same it's amazing
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this is many years later she looks great
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and seems great she was the bubbly sort
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of Airhead on laughing and then she
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became this big movie star and movie
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producer and now she knows half the
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alphabet
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I know I'm either Punchy or everything
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he says killing me so you go to uh what
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Foul Play which is he's already sick of
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it no no I like it I love it
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is this how this people ask my wife is
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he like this all the time okay
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I love it funny is funny
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um so enough about you uh what do you
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think of Dave tonight
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no you never know I don't know I'm just
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I'm just smelling my mic doesn't
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everybody do that yeah go ahead
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well here we you can I'll read you he
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has perfect can you read those
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who was more talented Dan Aykroyd
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or take anybody
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um
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no Danny
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was the resident genius yes I should say
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of SNL
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um
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and when I say that I think of Danny
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like holding a a painting
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uh
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sitting like off to the
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stage right or something with a painting
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and talking about it and really
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beautiful you know everything in it is
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great look at the Rock and the way the
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trees are and there's some naked woman
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in the middle of it and he never
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mentioned it
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you know like this and that one and
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you're just going
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I mean he's I just by the way did a
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picture with him
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um about a few weeks ago up in Canada
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uh he's great he's the best there's
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something about him he was he's
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naturally funny and doesn't
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try you know he's just naturally funny
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we had Phil Hartman like herself sort of
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a dopplinger I try hard I'm sorry
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I love it we had Phil Hartman was kind
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of like that he would he would he would
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get into the specs of an Evinrude motor
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way more than Show Business and his
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plane and his boat and just a hobbyist
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like that I miss him you know he was
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great yeah what did he die of I forgot
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um it's a long story we'll let's save
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that for part two bullets
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uh yeah I love well yeah uh oh boy
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you're right I forgot yeah yeah yeah
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yeah Evan's to Betsy that was a rough
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one having the uh so so Danny's the
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genius Michael's the best writer and
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you're friends with Paul Simon he's
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pretty good Paul yeah Paul Simon
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the shorter one
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[Laughter]
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yeah but that first year you got all
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you're loaded up you [ __ ] go out
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there and crush it you're on SNL it's
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great uh
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can't get any future cover Time Magazine
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said you're the funniest guy in America
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and what really yeah yeah did you hear
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that you really maybe it was okay you
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blew up on that show yeah the first year
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you I I guess so yeah yeah would you
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like to see my [ __ ]
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that's that's three questions
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sorry so sorry hey I said again that's
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pretty good I was getting used to your
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frequency again
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would you like to see my [ __ ] there's a
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lot of new favorite line we've done 60
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episodes some 200 hours and that's my
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singular favorite line Chevy Chase would
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you like to see my [ __ ] yeah yeah that
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might do good with your he's got merch
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if you have merch that's a good one well
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that's merch you need merch merchandise
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shirt we monetize it Chevy Chase would
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you like to see my [ __ ] we sell it and
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give you a little bit now I'm telling
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you you could do merch you could do
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t-shirts that just say what about this
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is that yours okay oh it is I made it up
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okay Jesus Farmers we're looking to sell
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billions of them well what's it about to
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you nothing it's just oh okay it's just
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juxtaposing two words that don't yeah
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Jesus yes yes
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I don't know if you have time to explain
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it to everybody big eyes Lean Forward
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I'll do the play-by-play
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you could have a shirt that just says
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this is crazy this is crazy
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anyway so now you have to answer you
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have to answer one question this hour
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okay okay that's merch guys scribble
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these down his hat over his eyes
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pretended that then he David was
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describing it I think it's funny
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fantastic being filmed we're filming it
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and it's going to be a Broadway show
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unfortunately you're being played by Jon
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Hamm
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I think I know who that is and somebody
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mentioned that we looked alike or
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something well he just did uh fudge
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Fletch he he did it right yeah right I'm
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ripping my notes into confetti but I
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will try a few more
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I love Spies Like Us I'm just gonna say
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you're just gonna jump around with the
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Buddy movies or unreal but there's too
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many to mention but uh obviously the how
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many vacations did we did you do not we
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did you 17 7 17.
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eight movies and nine actual vacations
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right Janie how many vacations four more
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movies but how many of you yeah
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backwards
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whatever happened to Randy vacations
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Randy Quay yeah well how what's he
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what's he up to well he lives in um
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a prison
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I'm just kidding no he's wonderful he's
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an eccentric he was great with his wife
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is Canada Nathan I just spoke to him
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yeah unfortunately now I can you know
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speak to Randy see I called Randy I
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hadn't spoken to him in what 40 years or
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something and I just couldn't I wanted
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to call him and talk Jerry that's it you
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know and um
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I lied about that you know we're going
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to do another vacation oh my God he must
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have shot what can I say how did you
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fall out of the blue and you haven't
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done [ __ ] you know yeah that's not right
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so um
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I I lied and I'm sorry Randy oh my God
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so we might do another video he's doing
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an episode of Doomsday Preppers right
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now
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Doomsday Preppers well that's where they
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live He's a representative Montana
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Freeman I think oh doomsday Pepper's
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Farm hey man okay they're listening in
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next okay I want to talk about Three
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Amigos because yes Martin Short and
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Steve Martin and you were so likable and
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when that movie I told Lauren that it's
00:21:00
gotten shinier and brighter he what yeah
00:21:03
well it you know it was it was a hit but
00:21:06
then and now it's like a cult thing they
00:21:07
don't make kind of funny movies anymore
00:21:08
have you noticed that just notice type
00:21:10
of just funny yes but what do you think
00:21:12
of Martin Short is he talented or what
00:21:14
do you think
00:21:15
that's so damn funny he's maybe the
00:21:18
funniest he's up there I know yeah
00:21:23
is that some kind of that's how big is
00:21:25
this that's all I can say Chevy well
00:21:28
it's three guys different uh senses of
00:21:30
humor jammed in a movie It's gotta take
00:21:32
some finessing to make it work it worked
00:21:34
great it was amazing remember your
00:21:36
Chapstick moment that was on the horse
00:21:38
oh yeah you made that swing oh for sure
00:21:41
you could tell for sure yeah first
00:21:43
search
00:21:44
what Marty has sand coming out of his
00:21:48
mouth yes
00:21:49
he's if it's the same I don't know what
00:21:52
street I don't know his water was gone
00:21:54
or something
00:21:55
and then I'm there like yeah you're
00:21:57
showering
00:21:59
my horse
00:22:02
is hideous yeah that's great like a
00:22:05
silent film I love that scene but uh I
00:22:08
think
00:22:09
oh one of my favorite things was
00:22:12
do you have anything uh do you have
00:22:15
anything besides mattress
00:22:17
in the restaurant in a Santa poke
00:22:22
thank you
00:22:23
where were you where did you shoot it
00:22:25
um in Mexico I don't know Mexico Arizona
00:22:28
oh in Mexico no New Mexico oh thank God
00:22:32
well there you are
00:22:33
yeah only you would know that sweetie my
00:22:37
wife Janie Chase we're turning it into
00:22:38
the interview with her because she's fun
00:22:42
who can speak truth to power yeah about
00:22:45
everything I remember Lauren saying I
00:22:47
think it was John Landis he was like
00:22:49
frustrated with the cut and he always
00:22:51
refers to comedians as the monkeys it's
00:22:53
great to shoot all the towns people but
00:22:55
you should really spend some time on the
00:22:57
monkeys
00:22:58
you three but that's he says that to all
00:23:01
of us oh we're the monkeys
00:23:03
here's something that Lauren said
00:23:05
Monkeys did Lauren ever say this to you
00:23:07
Chevy because Lauren is a way of like
00:23:09
taking big issues and making him you sub
00:23:11
up funny people and there's funny people
00:23:13
and he says there's only 900 of us on
00:23:16
the planet and it was like a perfect I
00:23:19
know it was such a funny specific number
00:23:21
that I kind of went is did he figure it
00:23:24
out uh there's three in Portugal
00:23:27
um there's seven in less in Russia
00:23:31
Ukraine has maybe a mime now because the
00:23:34
president is a monkey
00:23:36
that's right oh you mean a comedian
00:23:38
right okay sorry we love Lauren I don't
00:23:41
want to do any more you're too funny no
00:23:44
you're making me funny because you're
00:23:46
funny he's unpleasant but you're fine I
00:23:49
know my place well I'm gonna write that
00:23:52
down you're funny on a T-shirt and uh
00:23:56
the [ __ ] one and David's unpleasant
00:24:01
[Music]
00:24:04
I want to ask a normal question did you
00:24:06
meet Lauren in line at a Monty Python
00:24:08
movie if so which one
00:24:09
good
00:24:10
I did when you suck your straw again
00:24:13
that way I know I'm trying to get
00:24:15
everyone working that's what it is not
00:24:17
wearing any pants
00:24:19
oh [ __ ] you're right
00:24:22
um was it was it holy grail uh yes
00:24:27
um yeah it was and
00:24:29
um I remember Lauren
00:24:32
um
00:24:33
can I cut it actually I don't remember
00:24:35
I'm sorry
00:24:37
did he cut in line or did you actually
00:24:39
did you plan that
00:24:42
that's me I remember Lauren that's why
00:24:45
you guys never got this far no we didn't
00:24:48
wait I I looked at your 19 hit movies oh
00:24:52
yeah Academy Awards I cannot argue that
00:24:54
we cannot argue your I am BD is that
00:24:58
what they call it you are legendary and
00:25:01
I told him when we came through the door
00:25:03
that it was does this bother you
00:25:06
Chevy has his face now on the side of
00:25:09
the mic he's doing a handstand
00:25:12
I'm loving this posted SNL eight times
00:25:16
and had four vacation movies discussed I
00:25:18
did not post it eight times you didn't
00:25:20
[ __ ] Wikipedia five you're the five
00:25:23
no I'll tell you why okay because look
00:25:26
that prick
00:25:29
porn I I needed to host it I hadn't been
00:25:34
seen much and uh you know I was getting
00:25:37
closer to death sure and um are you
00:25:40
alive no
00:25:43
this is a hologram he said chubby you've
00:25:47
hosted it five times
00:25:49
like like that's enough [ __ ] you and
00:25:51
your big mouth I mean what you know come
00:25:54
on I could have hosted at six keep going
00:25:56
yeah and you start you stalled out that
00:25:59
was it and now you're in the five timers
00:26:01
Club yep I've only hosted it three David
00:26:04
two two there's no club for us well
00:26:07
that's five together if you do okay we
00:26:09
should come together that'll be the next
00:26:11
stick coming together on the 50th Chevy
00:26:13
is a first ballot Hall of Famer but I'm
00:26:16
gonna try to get to start you start with
00:26:19
Dan Aykroyd it means on SNL you're just
00:26:22
obviously right in the Hall of Fame of
00:26:23
SNL no matter what we think in sports
00:26:25
you like sports we think of sports
00:26:28
metaphors you like sports are you Sports
00:26:30
guys like what you're my starting five
00:26:32
guys sports sports
00:26:34
maybe Janie should pull up a chair and
00:26:37
just sort of another way to put it you
00:26:39
want to get Janie down here you're
00:26:41
creating a sketch team for for a
00:26:43
television show I would start with you
00:26:46
yeah at update and I would put Dan
00:26:48
Aykroyd in there and Bill Murray
00:26:51
yeah it's basically the whole First cast
00:26:53
yeah it's hard no he wasn't in the first
00:26:55
uh Billy Billy came a little later yeah
00:26:58
he was like three years I think he's
00:27:00
from he was in Chicago killing people oh
00:27:02
he right Billy because you're both six
00:27:05
foot four Lauren we'd like someone as
00:27:06
tall as Chevy and then they brought him
00:27:08
Bill they're both Giants yeah now Gilda
00:27:12
Radner she's just a magic person I know
00:27:15
is she still around
00:27:18
that's all right it's okay come on it's
00:27:20
pretty bad that's pretty pretty bad no
00:27:23
no I love to go I've said things
00:27:25
privately that would make your hair
00:27:28
apparently I'm not being private exactly
00:27:31
this is going for the microphone this is
00:27:33
our first live podcast it's all over
00:27:35
Europe
00:27:36
everything's out there no anything can
00:27:38
be cut so you can say anything yeah who
00:27:40
are your favorite SNL people do you over
00:27:42
the years
00:27:43
Gilda for sure Danny John even uh so and
00:27:49
he's dead so it happens to the best of
00:27:51
us yeah that's what I mean yeah
00:28:03
our house out here yes an earlier house
00:28:08
on the door
00:28:10
and
00:28:11
you know not supposed to really actually
00:28:13
get into the area because other people
00:28:16
live here anyway
00:28:19
um
00:28:19
I opened the door and it's like
00:28:22
eight journalists
00:28:25
Jimmy what do you think about John dying
00:28:28
I mean no it was hideous yeah that's how
00:28:31
you found out I said great no um
00:28:34
I I literally just blew our minds to
00:28:37
hear it on the other hand it wasn't that
00:28:40
surprising given uh this uh proclivities
00:28:42
and and may I say propensities and now
00:28:47
um pigtail and peculiar piccadillos I
00:28:52
was trying to work piccadillos
00:28:54
piccadillos yes well we're a family on
00:28:57
Saturday Night Live we're all connected
00:28:59
and uh don't you wish
00:29:04
not that I was looking but what is your
00:29:07
what is your what is your rank on the
00:29:11
all-time are you on the top five like
00:29:13
Rolling Stone did something did you
00:29:15
check your number I think I was nine I
00:29:17
think I was ten ten right behind me
00:29:19
thank you no [ __ ] away this little
00:29:21
write that down wait a minute Jenny do
00:29:24
we remember seeing this we don't read
00:29:26
there were lots of polls that was just I
00:29:28
remember Steve Martin saying they just
00:29:29
throw it up against the wall I think
00:29:31
John winner was two
00:29:32
they also do polls with some people out
00:29:36
of order so people argue about it okay
00:29:39
that's what I've found in my travels oh
00:29:40
yeah I got a question oh you do this
00:29:43
both of you right we do I keep thinking
00:29:45
I have here
00:29:46
you keep rubbing it well wait a minute
00:29:50
it's starting to come in I dropped my
00:29:52
you
00:29:54
no this morning it was in the bathroom
00:29:57
doing this
00:29:59
this is what I do
00:30:00
[Laughter]
00:30:03
balance it that's not a bad idea yeah
00:30:05
once but now there's your move well
00:30:07
that's what Jerry Seinfeld said said to
00:30:09
Lauren he goes I had hair when I needed
00:30:11
it like during the sitcom and then he
00:30:13
lost it all right basically at 50 but as
00:30:16
soon when he was on the sitcom I had it
00:30:18
when he needed it when you were you
00:30:19
hadn't you had it when you needed I got
00:30:21
it I got it but uh what's he doing now
00:30:24
Cherry Santo counting his money yeah no
00:30:27
I
00:30:28
he likes to do stand-up he yeah he
00:30:32
worked on a Pop-Tart bit for five years
00:30:34
and now he's making an animated I'm not
00:30:35
kidding I I believe yeah he is the most
00:30:38
scientific uh and uh if he if you're
00:30:41
around him and he hasn't done his hour
00:30:43
alone in a room with his comedy notes he
00:30:46
starts getting anxious really I've got
00:30:48
to get to my notes well he's not
00:30:50
listening it took him a while
00:30:53
he's one of the best
00:30:55
now he's one of the best
00:30:58
no Jerry's one of the best I saw him two
00:31:01
weeks ago we were at The Improv and uh
00:31:03
he came into the set great wall-to-wall
00:31:05
he goes I'm trying new stuff and didn't
00:31:07
seem new it was so good he's you know
00:31:09
yeah well said yeah chubby we can take
00:31:12
don't worry my parts will be sounds like
00:31:14
Julian Lennon no this is a Kaufman you
00:31:16
were on The Tonight Show huge star and
00:31:18
then you were uh maybe you guess hosted
00:31:21
would you ever want to have been the
00:31:22
host of The Tonight Show after Johnny
00:31:24
left or no oh no because they said that
00:31:27
you were one of their favorite no I I
00:31:29
think people wrote that
00:31:32
let me just think of who wrote it and
00:31:34
then people like me read it Truman
00:31:36
Capote [ __ ] I can't remember
00:31:39
oh and we see Executives referred to you
00:31:42
as the the first potential successor but
00:31:45
it seems like you're doing so many
00:31:46
movies you wouldn't want to do that like
00:31:47
of course but that was a huge compliment
00:31:50
to say you'd be the best to take over
00:31:53
I guess so who said it I don't think
00:31:55
it's making [ __ ] thank you thank you
00:31:58
very much you are correct can you do
00:32:00
that too uh no that was uh not really
00:32:04
Phil Hartman or Dan Aykroyd did the best
00:32:07
yeah he did he did a good idea he did a
00:32:09
great ad and every time he spoke it was
00:32:12
funny and Johnny just set him up oh God
00:32:15
and because Johnny's references were not
00:32:17
very current it reminds me of the old uh
00:32:20
Palmetto cigarettes old reference
00:32:27
I don't know let's make that up now yeah
00:32:30
do you like them I like Dana I like
00:32:33
David I like huge heavy yeah more than I
00:32:36
like David at this point we're trying to
00:32:37
win you over we're running out of time
00:32:39
no we've won he's won me over you hosted
00:32:42
the Academy Awards twice yeah a lot of
00:32:45
work or fun
00:32:48
you're all right oh sorry
00:32:50
um
00:32:51
no I just heard your sciatica the honest
00:32:54
thing is the honest thing is
00:32:57
um go ahead it's fun
00:32:59
uh you know you don't have to do [ __ ]
00:33:01
really you just come out everybody who
00:33:04
thoughts like announce what the next
00:33:06
street and yeah the screenplay and you
00:33:09
know that they're all [ __ ] crazy
00:33:11
scared and that they won't get their
00:33:13
lines right that are right there [ __ ]
00:33:15
right now and uh for me I don't have to
00:33:18
have that I just uh I just have to be me
00:33:21
as it were I I think the very first one
00:33:23
I hosted
00:33:25
Jack uh Nicholson he was always from bro
00:33:28
yeah yeah and first
00:33:31
what'd you say uh-oh as a connection
00:33:34
first thing I said was
00:33:37
quiet down Jack
00:33:41
mindless but then the cameras tell him
00:33:44
you know
00:33:45
right
00:33:46
well I think if you were having fun it's
00:33:48
going to translate prior and I did it
00:33:51
together together it was great yeah and
00:33:55
he went out before before me the mic he
00:33:59
said this was the first thing he said
00:34:02
no black man has ever won anything
00:34:04
[Laughter]
00:34:09
oh anything
00:34:11
no they're the famous sketch
00:34:14
well I was first year famous sketch with
00:34:16
you in Prior
00:34:17
oh that one the job interview that was
00:34:20
uh yeah it's very adult yeah very yeah
00:34:24
we all know the sketch we don't have to
00:34:26
say anything else uh okay tick face well
00:34:30
I said it was great I think we can't
00:34:32
talk about it before because we have
00:34:33
editing capabilities at all times
00:34:35
no don't look at your watch Chevy I
00:34:39
thought he was coming around no you have
00:34:40
three Richard Pryor's story but I don't
00:34:42
know if I want to take Chevy's from
00:34:44
moving do do I okay I'll say as fast I
00:34:47
can I read for moving by the way no I
00:34:49
yeah before that I was a waiter at the
00:34:51
Holiday Inn and I waited on Richard
00:34:53
Pryor yeah because he was playing this
00:34:55
theater and I brought him a Denver
00:34:57
omelette and when I took it away I was
00:34:58
very nervous he looked at me and said
00:35:00
whoever made that omelette can suck my
00:35:02
dick
00:35:03
and I never knew if that was a positive
00:35:07
or A negative you know could have gone
00:35:09
either way ten years later I'm in a
00:35:12
movie with Richard moving and I had to
00:35:14
know so at lunch time I'm sitting next
00:35:16
to Richard I took a bite of a
00:35:17
cheeseburger and I said whoever made
00:35:19
this cheeseburger can suck my dick and
00:35:21
he goes you must lack that cheeseburger
00:35:23
oh boy that was the Richard Pryor bit I
00:35:28
like it yeah there's a little math to it
00:35:30
I'm sorry but you should work on The
00:35:32
Voice well I I haven't done it in a
00:35:34
while it's a substitute voice for now hi
00:35:37
I'm Richard Pryor I remember Richard
00:35:40
doing the show hosting first time like
00:35:44
the second host I think maybe second
00:35:46
show
00:35:48
thank you anyway
00:35:50
um Applause for that's accurate facts
00:35:54
what did you think when you first saw oh
00:35:57
wait I'm I'm trying to remember why I
00:35:58
started that
00:36:00
no well I just want a private universe
00:36:04
that's all right it's okay
00:36:09
oxygen
00:36:11
Richard and me and uh oh Janie please
00:36:15
okay
00:36:16
yeah remember yeah just it I should have
00:36:19
told you guys this ahead of time
00:36:21
February last year Chevy had a heart
00:36:24
failure cool and was on cool well I'm
00:36:28
just I'm channeling you now I never
00:36:30
noticed it basically the he was rather
00:36:33
out of it for a while oh so he lost
00:36:36
some
00:36:37
some memories they're
00:36:40
they're okay you know things
00:36:42
why don't you share this with them
00:36:44
before that and the radio world I I it
00:36:47
seems like your memory is pretty pretty
00:36:48
come back at this point to me yeah oh
00:36:51
yeah
00:36:52
sorry about heart failure I'm here with
00:36:56
David Spade and Dana Andrews all right
00:36:58
well I was named after him were you were
00:37:02
yeah oh god oh so Richard yes
00:37:05
um see he he's trying to you got us back
00:37:09
on track yeah he's trying to um
00:37:12
uh you know compare white people in
00:37:15
black people you know it's like a
00:37:16
stand-up and he he said you know
00:37:19
white people get all right like that if
00:37:22
they see a snake they get all frightened
00:37:24
and they'll jump away black people just
00:37:26
go snake
00:37:36
he's the best stand-up yeah I think it's
00:37:38
his Long Beach special was just
00:37:40
phenomenal anyway
00:37:43
um David any favorite uh your friends
00:37:46
Norm you're friends with Norm Macdonald
00:37:47
yeah
00:37:49
he's a good update guy he was great
00:37:50
right
00:37:51
all right he's just great yeah yeah he
00:37:53
does great I thought he did it yeah I
00:37:56
didn't think anybody else did it very
00:37:58
well but I thought he did brilliant yeah
00:38:01
he pushed it pretty far he just went
00:38:02
right for the dirt yeah he went for the
00:38:04
jugular every time which no there
00:38:06
weren't any it's like I did it because I
00:38:09
was interested in politics I read the
00:38:11
New York Times you know not him he just
00:38:14
he just goes and just throws up like a
00:38:17
dirty word in there or something that's
00:38:18
oh yeah this is very dangerous snail
00:38:22
yeah he did a lot of that OJ stuff you
00:38:25
have a classic oh it was always some
00:38:28
turn by Norm but he probably was
00:38:30
influenced by by you as far as being
00:38:33
sure everybody dangerous or being edgy
00:38:35
or I don't think so I don't know well
00:38:37
after you doing update that's not the
00:38:40
one to beat but it's like that's so good
00:38:42
you go how do I do it where I don't look
00:38:45
I don't look so pale in comparison well
00:38:46
it was the first one so people do
00:38:49
compare that yeah and yeah but you know
00:38:52
really this is the best by far thank you
00:38:55
yeah
00:38:56
was that her best question I'll tell you
00:38:59
I'll tell you a quick joke I heard from
00:39:00
Norman Norman's always fun this Norm
00:39:03
joke where he goes my wife first of all
00:39:05
he's not married my wife uh was in a
00:39:07
coma and I am waiting in the waiting
00:39:09
room is it a coma this is a Norms
00:39:12
I like your good audience yeah so the
00:39:16
wife's in a coma the doctor says
00:39:18
normally there's anything I can do and
00:39:20
he goes well
00:39:21
we found an unorthodox way some way to
00:39:25
get awake uh oral sex might help and he
00:39:29
goes ah yeah and he goes well if you
00:39:31
want to and he goes yeah I'll do it so
00:39:33
he goes in there and he comes and he
00:39:34
goes Doc it's been five minutes and
00:39:36
she's joking
00:39:44
I think he told that to like Conan
00:39:47
everyone's like oh you know that guy
00:39:49
Conan just uh okay is that the
00:39:53
red-headed guy yes he's very he's very
00:39:55
Ginger and he's very tall yeah he is
00:39:58
tall yeah right
00:40:00
how are you oh he's shorter than you
00:40:04
I have no idea look at Dana and I are
00:40:07
fighting it out down here at five years
00:40:11
divorce me
00:40:15
she's like I did you forgot flying the
00:40:17
wall is taking a taking a turn for this
00:40:21
is very interesting she's taking a turn
00:40:24
Janie his wife and now here are engaging
00:40:27
in Friendly romantic banter
00:40:32
[Music]
00:40:34
I got a real question did you ever write
00:40:36
a script you're very funny guy did you
00:40:38
ever just write a whole one no okay
00:40:43
um beginnings and stuff you know and
00:40:46
thoughts I got a lot I wrote every day
00:40:49
but I just couldn't bring myself to
00:40:52
writing a whole script you'd probably
00:40:53
punch up a lot on the set though or add
00:40:55
jokes that's probably sorry what did you
00:40:57
say I said you probably punch up when
00:40:59
you're honestly when you're filming
00:41:02
you probably improvise a lot punch up
00:41:05
stuff a lot they probably give you the
00:41:06
script ahead of time like Fletch and you
00:41:08
go not that I'll do this that's what I'm
00:41:10
assuming okay yeah good assumption you
00:41:13
might be a genius I'm not the I don't
00:41:16
think so it's possible though
00:41:18
yeah how long of a shoot was uh how long
00:41:22
was Caddyshack everyone's favorite movie
00:41:24
from growing up how long was it how long
00:41:25
take you guys just was it a short story
00:41:27
or four weeks what the time when you
00:41:30
shot it yeah when you shot oh oh because
00:41:32
I was going to say about an hour yeah
00:41:37
how long was Caddyshack thank you Dave
00:41:40
now what is the running time of Fletch
00:41:42
these are my questions
00:41:44
um he was just a chess champion he's
00:41:46
into numbers oh this guy was that he was
00:41:48
at actual State chess champion is that
00:41:50
true he's into that I was but uh the
00:41:53
smartness has gone away uh King to pawns
00:41:55
Knight four whatever it is what do the
00:41:57
pawns do uh the pawn that's a great
00:42:00
question that's like David and I here
00:42:02
right now
00:42:03
um okay excellent can I give you a
00:42:06
compliment or or uh as a question are
00:42:09
you kidding I can't wait okay I cannot
00:42:11
wait I always tell people about because
00:42:13
I was well I was watching Caddyshack and
00:42:17
so you and Billy Murray are doing a
00:42:19
thing where you're golfing I think going
00:42:21
through the thing Bill Murray is in his
00:42:23
gopher guy he's got the Funny Mouth he's
00:42:25
got the overtly you have a fool though
00:42:27
funny character right you play it so
00:42:31
Buster Keaton your face is so straight
00:42:33
that you more than hold your own in that
00:42:36
scene and I always go because I'm always
00:42:38
out there dancing and mugging and
00:42:39
pushing you just went nothing and
00:42:42
created this incredible comedic dance
00:42:45
with Bill Murray now you talk oh
00:42:47
go who
00:42:49
um Chevy is wiping a tear
00:42:53
no but do people mention that scene in
00:42:55
your style of silent film comedy when
00:42:58
you want to do it did win we did Wing It
00:43:01
by the way
00:43:02
it was in Bill's caddy check yeah oh
00:43:05
that one yeah when we first shot uh
00:43:08
first shot
00:43:09
when we were ready to go
00:43:12
Bill had put on the wall there like
00:43:16
eight pictures of naked women like their
00:43:19
legs spread you know from Hustler or
00:43:21
something and you know Landa says I
00:43:24
don't no I don't think so and so Bill
00:43:28
just collected them all just one
00:43:30
underneath one of I don't know a girl
00:43:34
like this or something maybe like this
00:43:37
anyway
00:43:38
um
00:43:39
so uh
00:43:42
we start going and we're gonna and he's
00:43:45
just trying to get me the whole time
00:43:47
just crack me up okay and he goes
00:43:51
you have a pool don't you
00:43:53
you know you know
00:43:56
um
00:43:57
we have a pool in a pond Pawn would be
00:43:59
good for you yeah and if you look at
00:44:02
this film uh he never cracks right yeah
00:44:04
in that one human
00:44:14
a tracking shot how long would you they
00:44:16
let you guys go before they'd yell cut
00:44:18
did they just follow you I don't seemed
00:44:21
very spontaneous uh I think the uh
00:44:25
it couldn't have been just one shot if
00:44:27
they had to cover me yeah so I think it
00:44:29
was cut out but they're smart to keep
00:44:31
that because that's probably maybe on a
00:44:33
wide shot or maybe your side and then
00:44:35
they just go that we got to keep that
00:44:36
one in there yeah yeah that's great wow
00:44:38
because okay I'm DS David Spade
00:44:42
SNL uh 90 to 96 on Instagram what's your
00:44:45
handle handle okay that's heavy give
00:44:48
them one more we we will beat it
00:44:51
[Music]
00:44:51
um
00:44:52
well I'll just do what about dream role
00:44:55
I I've got your dream role did you ever
00:44:58
Aspire did you get to do something
00:45:01
dramatic and try to get an Academy Award
00:45:03
oh absolutely okay
00:45:06
I don't read the papers you know they
00:45:09
don't give them for comedy they do not
00:45:11
and apparently I'm not going to do any
00:45:13
more movies so
00:45:15
my chance it's [ __ ] I remember when
00:45:18
I'd like to get an Academy Award right
00:45:20
because I I can put it there with my
00:45:23
Emmys
00:45:29
one for uh writing
00:45:32
and another one for writing
00:45:35
[Laughter]
00:45:37
all right
00:45:38
yes is that all SNL first year yeah yeah
00:45:42
by the way the only year I was on
00:45:45
yeah and then what are you and Janie do
00:45:48
you and Janie
00:45:50
because my wife and I bought you know so
00:45:52
much television I know but we've watched
00:45:53
these live streaming shows together at
00:45:55
night and Chevy's got something in his
00:45:57
ear do you got what do you what do you
00:45:59
guys did you watch the crown what do you
00:46:01
watch well you did did you watch Dahmer
00:46:04
on Netflix
00:46:06
I'm kidding no but no I went with him
00:46:09
what do you mean I have two older
00:46:12
brother my oldest brother
00:46:16
he's watched Breaking Bad oh what a
00:46:20
treat and then they listened to the new
00:46:21
Thriller album by Michael
00:46:27
what a dork
00:46:29
finally
00:46:33
hey got one the uh but Breaking Bad was
00:46:38
brilliant that's that's cool my wife
00:46:39
can't watch that was she didn't like she
00:46:42
likes kind of more gentle ones I like
00:46:44
he and I don't always like the same
00:46:46
things right so it's great to have my
00:46:48
brother there to bridge because I have
00:46:51
sex with him too
00:46:53
it's a good one
00:46:56
he's just warming up that's the funny
00:46:58
part you're getting funnier as this
00:47:00
podcast goes on come in uh hello
00:47:02
operator oh here we go oh no I'm not
00:47:06
you got me sillier than I've ever been
00:47:08
so okay you watched breaking bad but
00:47:11
Janie I just Chevy can I talk to her for
00:47:13
a second yes what what was your favorite
00:47:15
show the last few years did you watch
00:47:18
Ozarks did you watch those are that
00:47:21
really a show yeah it's a show yes oh
00:47:23
boy Jason Bateman I started all the
00:47:26
streaming stuff with True Blood oh yeah
00:47:29
True Blood
00:47:31
yeah it's a vampire
00:47:33
oh yeah she loves that vampire [ __ ]
00:47:38
watch all of Downton Abbey I did like
00:47:41
that it was very good I thought it was
00:47:43
very funny yes I like wasn't there a
00:47:46
character in Downton Abbey this is very
00:47:48
chubby a character called masturbates
00:47:50
there was right yes and then as you go
00:47:52
masturbates
00:47:55
[Music]
00:47:57
it disappears in this room
00:48:02
it's all I got I don't deal in puns very
00:48:05
that's my best no but his character was
00:48:07
masturbates right yeah you can't make
00:48:10
that up yeah
00:48:14
Mr Bates but they say like oh there you
00:48:17
go masturbates goes into his room and
00:48:19
makes the most unusual sounds
00:48:23
he's making what's this one I don't know
00:48:26
I'm just gonna try and make you anything
00:48:29
all right any what we've learned today
00:48:31
Dana we've learned that Chevy Chase is
00:48:34
still the funniest guy in the world very
00:48:37
funny ah you have more questions don't
00:48:39
you I have yeah let's do a few more uh I
00:48:42
I sometimes I like to put people when
00:48:45
they're young like 10 years old movie or
00:48:47
TV show that blew your mind around that
00:48:49
age you know that like kind of maybe I
00:48:52
could be on TV someday do you mind if I
00:48:55
[ __ ] on your chair okay that wasn't
00:48:58
that's how good the question top five
00:49:00
answers on the board Hanks answered it
00:49:02
how about you did you have a bicycle Tom
00:49:05
Hanks he's got okay two Oscars
00:49:10
I know that's what I mean sure tell them
00:49:12
that Chevy you might have been watching
00:49:14
um uh Roy Rogers or Renton no the actual
00:49:18
answer is Shane do you remember that the
00:49:21
movie Shane no the [ __ ] comic book well
00:49:23
I thought it was a TV show question but
00:49:25
go ahead oh where's the TV show Shane
00:49:27
blew your mind then as a kid you see it
00:49:28
in the theater or I did I went with my
00:49:31
dad okay and you were like six seven
00:49:33
what that's all right we all aggressed
00:49:35
away during the previews
00:49:37
Kaylee Kaylee finally
00:49:41
is the cat okay this is my daughter I
00:49:44
know she's hey Kylie hi hi we've been
00:49:47
having a really good time with your dad
00:49:48
yes hysterical are you here to save us
00:49:51
yeah
00:49:52
we've asked him about his his favorite
00:49:55
movie when he was a kid basically said
00:49:57
Shane in 1953 it was an intense move
00:50:01
fine yeah yeah Jack Palance was the bad
00:50:04
guy
00:50:10
Jack he was vertically challenged broad
00:50:14
shoulders like a gymnast famous movie
00:50:16
star look him up I can't believe I'm
00:50:19
spacing on yeah they're looking oh he's
00:50:21
so famous he was the star of Shane
00:50:24
oh okay s-h-a-i-n
00:50:27
kidding honey
00:50:29
plants
00:50:31
Jack Palance by the way that's what the
00:50:34
way
00:50:35
no no no no no no no no no it's 1953
00:50:39
Kung Fu babe
00:50:45
[Applause]
00:50:46
the funniest person you ever met two
00:50:48
seconds
00:50:49
and Sam uh Sam worthy Sam Sam Warnick
00:50:53
I'm not finished Sam Kinison yeah who's
00:50:57
hilarious a perfect day wait did you
00:51:00
really ask I did ask you you want me to
00:51:02
answer you're the funniest person you
00:51:03
ever just met like whoa uh Jonathan
00:51:06
Winters wow that's a great answer yeah
00:51:09
he is kind of supernaturally he doesn't
00:51:12
get enough attention Jonathan Winters
00:51:14
and he's great I I my dad used to talk
00:51:17
about him all the time and made me watch
00:51:18
it I had a hematoma in my leg from
00:51:21
hitting it on a table
00:51:23
and I was in a lot of pain this will
00:51:25
this will come around coming around
00:51:27
somewhere so I'm playing a theater in
00:51:28
Santa Barbara and I'm really in pain I
00:51:30
really it's it's a thousand seat theater
00:51:32
and the stagehound goes hey kid uh
00:51:35
Jonathan Winters is out there tonight so
00:51:37
the whole time it was in my head like
00:51:39
this is not as good as Jonathan Winters
00:51:41
yeah and then he did an hour backstage
00:51:43
it was just hysterical
00:51:45
he did yeah he's like
00:51:48
you know all the voices and everything
00:51:53
yeah
00:51:56
well we're going in he did one of these
00:51:59
he did one of these kind of things we're
00:52:01
gonna get you across the wall you know
00:52:03
he did all his little voices I should be
00:52:05
interviewing you uh well this I do
00:52:07
podcast this for myself as well and
00:52:13
did you ever meet Farley in the old days
00:52:15
Chris Farley yes sir
00:52:18
I I did and Lauren had asked me to
00:52:23
talk to him about the drug issue
00:52:26
you know Chevy if you could really Chris
00:52:30
might help might not but might I like
00:52:33
your Lauren it's kind of quiet will you
00:52:35
do a little Lauren first yes
00:52:37
um it's that thing of like if you could
00:52:39
talk through uh Chris you know about
00:52:41
drugs it might be like a really good
00:52:44
thing
00:52:46
so I did talk to him and how'd it go
00:52:50
well
00:52:52
he didn't have enough drugs for both of
00:52:54
us so see That's a classic
00:52:58
Landing all day for me I mean they're
00:53:01
hitting for me they're hitting once you
00:53:03
get into his comic frequency it's like
00:53:05
it's just fun
00:53:07
um
00:53:10
great Greg is laughing very hard
00:53:14
um you wished you'd stayed longer at SNL
00:53:16
I kind of wish I did a couple more
00:53:18
seasons I feel like I'm here longer than
00:53:21
actually
00:53:23
um you never never set up a kid by the
00:53:25
way you could we can adjourn anytime
00:53:27
actually I dude I I dude thank you Yes
00:53:31
actually we're now a man Wi-Fi yeah I do
00:53:36
uh that's funny too how you did like 40
00:53:39
shows huh how tall are you thank you
00:53:41
five eight and a half on a good day
00:53:43
so you know actually the the answer to
00:53:46
your question
00:53:48
uh I forgot the [ __ ] question I could
00:53:51
have done movies during the summer and
00:53:53
stayed uh on the show oh you know I
00:53:55
would love to have stayed and I really
00:53:56
mean that I mean I left because of a
00:53:59
girl
00:54:01
uh I had a picture of the girl
00:54:04
and I kept saying I'm gonna marry this
00:54:06
because you look at you beautiful and
00:54:08
Lauren kept saying no she isn't
00:54:12
and and
00:54:15
Doug Doug Kenny from the National
00:54:18
Lampoon became one of my best friends
00:54:22
actually became my best friend
00:54:25
and uh
00:54:31
that's all I got
00:54:34
did he write animals did he write Animal
00:54:36
House Doug yeah okay he was one of the
00:54:40
writers I think that uh
00:54:42
Harold stepped in there too Harold Ramis
00:54:45
it was always uh what's his name who
00:54:46
wrote these things the book or the thing
00:54:49
uh John was at Landis no Jonathan John
00:54:52
Hughes John Hughes yeah uh but uh
00:54:55
offensive with
00:54:57
uh what's the movie I did with Harold uh
00:55:02
thank you vacation uh yeah
00:55:07
yeah you have to rewrite him Hughes oh I
00:55:11
see because he's not really he was not
00:55:14
comedic like you guys you're not Jewish
00:55:16
oh well if he gives you a blueprint of a
00:55:20
great movie you can fix it uh during the
00:55:23
podcast puts his hands up like he's
00:55:25
holding a loaf of bread and look at him
00:55:30
his uh how is that's quite a loaf I know
00:55:35
it's quite a loaf Ed wants a slice oh
00:55:40
boy
00:55:42
blaby what is the way I got a question
00:55:45
that will blow Chevy's mind
00:55:48
um I have I have a not that well I was
00:55:51
gonna say and seems like old times
00:55:52
Grodin was an unsung hero and he's so
00:55:55
good Charles
00:55:57
excellent actually doesn't get enough
00:55:59
attention that was such well I didn't
00:56:02
give him enough time you're right yeah
00:56:03
we did Goldie really nobody did you're
00:56:07
right he just doesn't get enough
00:56:08
attention from anybody what about Dudley
00:56:10
Moore let's bring him out what about him
00:56:13
he was in that movie right I mean did
00:56:15
you guys date briefly or well not
00:56:18
recently but but he was incredibly
00:56:21
charming and funny and Dudley was
00:56:23
hilarious yeah I'm gonna have a great
00:56:25
Dudley Moore story
00:56:28
I can't kill it
00:56:31
I forgot what it was hey man you're
00:56:34
doing great Chevy's uh name is Cornelius
00:56:37
Crane and uh Christina's crane Chase
00:56:40
grandmother gave him the nickname Chevy
00:56:43
my nickname is Cornelius Cornelius crane
00:56:46
Chase
00:56:47
I saw that Cornelius there's so many all
00:56:50
these Chase things
00:56:52
Chevy Chase there's a street Chevy Chase
00:56:55
who came first
00:56:56
a lot of Chevy Chase and Chevy Chase
00:56:59
here what can I say Lauren said Chevy uh
00:57:02
Chevy uh was an unbelievable talent and
00:57:06
he had the name Chevy which sort of
00:57:07
leaned at the tape that's a great name
00:57:10
that's what he said yeah and he had the
00:57:12
name Chevy yeah he said the name Chevy
00:57:13
it's very funny it's hysterical Chevy's
00:57:16
such a great name and Lauren is Lauren I
00:57:18
we're singing your praises and Lauren
00:57:19
goes in the in the timing you have to
00:57:22
remember the timing of you there you go
00:57:27
I love Lauren he has such a wonderful
00:57:29
Rhythm no you're good to be absolutely
00:57:32
right you know he didn't like you very
00:57:34
much no that's what we're getting at
00:57:36
that's not that no Lauren and I love
00:57:38
each other a little more wider please
00:57:41
you'd be surprised are you a shower or a
00:57:44
grower by the way nobody knows what this
00:57:47
means only you've made something up in
00:57:49
your mind that's true
00:57:51
I don't know it's it's Cheney a shocked
00:57:54
look on Chevy's face because his wife
00:57:57
Janie said I know what it means well
00:58:00
yeah I had a great time
00:58:03
um oh we're done I think so do you have
00:58:04
any questions for us yeah anything for
00:58:06
us who are we we're narcissists we're
00:58:07
not really good at this all right
00:58:11
we're narcissists yeah we wanted to be
00:58:13
about us yeah let me let me ask you this
00:58:18
sure
00:58:19
fasten your buckle up
00:58:21
I was gonna say put your hands a little
00:58:23
closer together you know I'll say
00:58:26
is this Bobby
00:58:27
um oh no I it's the whole thing now it's
00:58:31
about a [ __ ] no I'm not thinking I'm
00:58:34
thinking plants oh
00:58:38
um you know wide plants yes totally no
00:58:40
we this is not a [ __ ] show no uh we
00:58:45
never really said it's not even a good
00:58:47
show no the bat is this is like what the
00:58:49
kids love when it's bad it's good we
00:58:51
have no kill here when it's bad it's
00:58:53
great because it's authentic yeah the
00:58:56
kids love it right Kaylee
00:58:58
yes
00:59:00
organized Contin
00:59:02
my wife and daughter
00:59:05
they're funnier than you guys they're
00:59:08
very cute together are you close or are
00:59:10
you at War oh
00:59:13
she's jeffy's daughter she goes she's
00:59:15
shayley
00:59:17
family your whole family is the
00:59:19
unexpected answer which is good yeah
00:59:24
[Music]
00:59:26
I can't believe you guys have just
00:59:28
turned around now and I'm talking to my
00:59:30
wife and daughter when you have me here
00:59:32
they're nice to look at and you're oh
00:59:35
I'm doing you now
00:59:39
that's nice I like that we'll wrap it up
00:59:43
by saying oh just trying to keep the
00:59:45
when I turned 53 my neck said [ __ ] you
00:59:48
just my neck went
00:59:50
53 are you that old no I'm I'm sorry
00:59:52
where are you
00:59:54
where I am ah remember Route 66 where
00:59:57
are you in the grave meter remember the
00:59:59
old show route 66 Oh I thought you said
01:00:01
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
01:00:05
speaking of buying no no not Cameron
01:00:07
championship
01:00:11
pop up
01:00:13
is comedy to PC I don't know if you see
01:00:15
a lot of comedies anymore but it's a two
01:00:16
PC
01:00:18
you mean like movies or TV show I I've
01:00:21
never watched sitcoms ever I just not my
01:00:24
favorite oh they're still pretty
01:00:26
straight down the middle Seinfeld was
01:00:27
pretty great yeah mostly I don't I like
01:00:30
dramas I thought Seinfeld was good yeah
01:00:32
right uh it's unfortunate that he's uh
01:00:37
he got no syndication once he walked off
01:00:40
there was no money no backhand
01:00:43
uh
01:00:51
um so right away I just made it up here
01:00:54
I love it I like it
01:00:56
finish this sentence what people don't
01:00:59
know about Chevy is that's a good one he
01:01:02
has uh
01:01:05
something's happening
01:01:07
I I I'm thinking
01:01:10
what people don't know about Chevy come
01:01:13
on down why not ruin it
01:01:15
Greg is helpless
01:01:19
what was the question again what people
01:01:21
don't know about Chevy is
01:01:24
jazz pianist that's right you're a
01:01:27
musician and you're a great pianist
01:01:31
thank you sweetie that's so nice of you
01:01:33
do you still practice and play you have
01:01:36
perfect pitch you have perfect pitch I
01:01:38
play the drums too I wonder if you I was
01:01:40
a drummer for Steely Dan
01:01:42
why did you go into comedy in college we
01:01:45
started damn because that came out yeah
01:01:48
so you really can drum I'm kind of a
01:01:50
pretend drummer uh
01:01:53
um
01:01:54
we are Jazz oriented okay so that always
01:01:57
is a help I mean yeah I say you know
01:02:00
it's
01:02:00
yeah you gotta have independent
01:02:03
coordination which apparently you've
01:02:06
never had
01:02:07
my father just came into the room no but
01:02:10
you did who's your favorite jazz drummer
01:02:13
I mean father it's awful oh God Daddy no
01:02:17
Daddy come on no no no no uh we had our
01:02:19
we had our we had our childhoods we uh
01:02:22
us fun folks tough dads we usually have
01:02:25
some some a little little bit of trauma
01:02:28
poke the bear
01:02:30
do you want me is there anybody you want
01:02:32
me to do or sign off on yeah any person
01:02:34
I'll try okay okay can you do him no
01:02:37
more buddy
01:02:39
there's not much there
01:02:41
that's all I am movement it's a thing he
01:02:45
does I have one last question is Christy
01:02:48
Brinkley that ugly in person
01:02:50
how about that she's unreal that's this
01:02:53
is crazy isn't that that was from Harold
01:02:55
made that up where I go [ __ ]
01:02:59
Beverly says
01:03:01
is that what you want honey
01:03:05
yeah no no he's ugly
01:03:13
no honey he's ugly she was in that movie
01:03:16
probably five minutes everyone remembers
01:03:18
it forever great that was all those
01:03:20
movies
01:03:22
anyway yeah Chevy you're the greatest
01:03:24
I'm gonna compliment you one of my
01:03:27
favorite guests on this podcast and
01:03:28
thank you for coming to my humble man
01:03:31
you you made our podcast shinier and
01:03:34
brighter by gracing us with your
01:03:36
presence today
01:03:38
that's it no honestly this is the more
01:03:42
fun than I've had
01:03:44
since this morning
01:03:46
since you were at 7-Eleven
01:03:49
it's fun to be sincere and put a
01:03:51
comedians I love you Chevy because
01:03:54
you're funny yeah now scoring you guys
01:03:57
are very funny too thank you you made it
01:03:59
Dana
01:04:01
no we don't get hurt we're comedians
01:04:05
we've been attacked on stage I've been
01:04:08
attacked on stages in clubs yes yeah I
01:04:11
bombed worse than you could possibly do
01:04:14
you still play The Comedy Store
01:04:17
um sometimes yeah
01:04:19
oh boy I'm playing are you guys going
01:04:21
back East do you really have you really
01:04:23
played there at the in The Comedy Store
01:04:25
yes and I can get you in
01:04:26
if you um come with me well I
01:04:31
think
01:04:33
oh you are oh yeah we're in the or oh
01:04:38
it's great that's actually a big job
01:04:39
that's great
01:04:42
did so your dad teach you did you pick
01:04:45
it up because you saw your dad playing
01:04:47
yeah
01:04:48
so Chevy's daughter Kaylee is a Pianist
01:04:50
at The Comedy Store very good yeah great
01:04:52
the first woman to do it breaking bear
01:04:54
there's still barriers like I said that
01:04:56
to Dave a few months ago ago there's no
01:04:58
woman playing the piano at the store
01:04:59
what is the problem will you shut up
01:05:02
you're a little fairy you know I think
01:05:04
going
01:05:05
fairy where are you what are you from
01:05:08
the 40s I'm sorry
01:05:10
he's lighting the loafers I'm telling
01:05:12
you he's a little loafer Tinkerbell your
01:05:15
little fairy yeah all right
01:05:17
thank you once the family's come in
01:05:19
that's going to be the description of
01:05:21
the podcast Heather will give you your
01:05:22
check and um
01:05:26
form that you can fill out we'd like
01:05:28
here she already gave me a check sir
01:05:31
damn all right okay this has been Chevy
01:05:35
Chase take care goodbye bye bye bye
01:05:39
hey what's up flies what's up please
01:05:42
what's up people that listen we want to
01:05:43
hear from you and your dumb questions
01:05:45
questions ask us anything anything you
01:05:48
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01:05:55
all right here's our first cue okay all
01:05:57
right I'll read this first one good this
01:05:58
is Eliza that's a good name Vaughn
01:06:01
dwing Jello please I just want to say to
01:06:05
uh people this please use your real name
01:06:07
because these funny names like Eliza Von
01:06:09
dingalo we know it's probably lies of on
01:06:12
weiner Grabbers
01:06:16
d-w-i-n-g-e-l-o dwing hello is it too
01:06:19
late to change it
01:06:21
what are your favorite places
01:06:24
can you believe what Kanye West said the
01:06:27
other day I'm telling you Kanye West
01:06:28
he's the only guy I could blow away
01:06:30
Trump I can't believe you so yeah he's
01:06:33
great I can't believe he's saying things
01:06:35
like he wouldn't believe shut up Donald
01:06:37
I want to have orange juice okay is that
01:06:40
Melania yeah yeah if I don't do the
01:06:43
impression you just say it's the
01:06:44
impression no one can argue with that
01:06:45
all right what's the question she says
01:06:48
what are your favorite places to do
01:06:49
stand up past and present she also
01:06:52
throws in love the podcast that's a good
01:06:54
way to get your question picked okay uh
01:06:56
mine you probably I'm gonna guess you're
01:06:59
gonna say holy city zoo or cops or
01:07:02
something like that if I had to say yeah
01:07:04
past it would be the other Cafe on Carl
01:07:08
and Cole in the hate Ashbury it was a
01:07:10
laundromat put made into a comedy club
01:07:13
60 seats giant window with freaks
01:07:16
walking by the Hawaiians and the first
01:07:19
time I ever saw my wife and I went back
01:07:22
there years later with my son and now
01:07:24
it's back to being a laundromat and it
01:07:26
was almost like a Twilight Zone I was
01:07:28
standing over there and I said I saw
01:07:30
your mom over here
01:07:33
you know in 1979
01:07:36
yes so that was it it was called the
01:07:39
other Cafe Bobcat went there a lot about
01:07:41
golf with Paula Poundstone yeah what
01:07:44
about what was your Touchstone where did
01:07:46
you get good I used to because you
01:07:47
weren't well my first one was at
01:07:50
Chuckles in Arizona what a hilarious
01:07:53
name for a comedy club they always have
01:07:54
a different place sir laughs a lot I did
01:07:56
not I played Rooster Teeth feathers you
01:07:59
played Gut Busters or Side Splitters I
01:08:01
this is not a joke I played ticklers in
01:08:04
Minneapolis and I I went there a lot so
01:08:06
funny it was called riptic they're all
01:08:08
real
01:08:09
um the Dallas improv was a favorite
01:08:11
growing up San Diego improv was a
01:08:13
favorite starting out and uh I say the
01:08:17
Ryman Auditorium I just did in Nashville
01:08:18
was a great theater
01:08:20
uh and I'm looking forward because I do
01:08:23
a theater tour now and so I hit all
01:08:25
these some of them are just gorgeous old
01:08:27
theaters so I don't know I still like
01:08:29
going up in the store I didn't go on and
01:08:30
never got an audition there Louie
01:08:32
Anderson helped me get in there they
01:08:34
didn't like me Mitzi so I never went in
01:08:36
there again never step foot in The
01:08:37
Comedy Store for 20 years and then Adam
01:08:40
Egan yeah I mean I'm just on today
01:08:43
um it Liza more into the allegiance
01:08:46
Center in Chicago I like
01:08:48
um Staples Center
01:08:50
uh I like states that Square Garden's a
01:08:53
little small for me right now but I
01:08:55
still think it's got a good you know
01:08:56
it's a little snug
01:08:58
but I like
01:09:00
kidding I kid I just played one and uh
01:09:04
at this casino and I ran into Kid Rock
01:09:06
and I'm like ah and he goes yeah we're
01:09:08
doing this and this I got the bus he
01:09:10
goes we did up State you know something
01:09:13
and
01:09:14
California I go oh I just played a
01:09:16
casino I had to fly to Sacramento and
01:09:18
then drive 90 minutes ago that's it I go
01:09:21
no way
01:09:22
and he goes yeah and there's a little
01:09:23
like Motel 6 basically like a no-tail
01:09:26
motel right next to a beautiful casino
01:09:27
but I stayed in the dumpy two-story
01:09:30
where the fans would just follow me in
01:09:32
and they walk up the stairs picture all
01:09:34
the way up the stairs you know it's got
01:09:36
one person and then I go I go oh is this
01:09:39
your room I'm like yep room eight and
01:09:42
then I just go in they just stay on the
01:09:43
other side of my door pounding at night
01:09:45
yeah they're like when should we kill
01:09:47
them in the middle of night should we
01:09:48
eat first so then but he goes you played
01:09:52
that outdoor one I go yeah it's outdoors
01:09:53
because it was 106 and I had a long
01:09:56
sleeve shirt on and they said are you
01:09:58
sure you want to wear that outside I go
01:09:59
this gig's outside and they're gonna why
01:10:02
do I not know that I think it's an
01:10:03
Amphitheater I go is that what that
01:10:05
means did not know what that meant and
01:10:07
then he goes dude that place I did 17
01:10:09
000 there you played it I go don't you
01:10:12
dare yeah he's starting to get it Kid
01:10:13
Rock they just cordon it off I said it
01:10:15
wasn't super packed I mean there's a
01:10:17
little Elbow Room between people I drove
01:10:20
from Vegas to Reno once because I don't
01:10:22
like to fly much with Larry Bubbles
01:10:23
Brown we stayed in this small town and
01:10:25
there were cinder blocks for walls in
01:10:28
the motel cinder blocks and then the
01:10:30
local yoko's got a got a newer there and
01:10:33
they were in the parking lot hey
01:10:36
out you know but they didn't know where
01:10:38
my room was it was like you know anyway
01:10:40
but you could hear Road stories we could
01:10:42
hear him as scary thank you for that
01:10:44
question and that's your uh always long
01:10:46
answer thank you Eliza Von dwindle
01:10:49
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