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Dana we got Shawn Hayes today who is uh
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you know him from a lot of things he's
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also one of the three guys on
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smartless and uh should have given him
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that joke when he was here Sean Hayes is
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the I think he's right up there with the
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guy you'd want to uh uh sit next to at
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an award show or something or he will go
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into a restaurant he's there like he is
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like yeah effusively fun up and positive
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and funny yeah it's true I've seen him
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at Koy
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and that's where I saw him and we talked
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about it on Smart list but I've seen him
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and he's always fun I'll go to his table
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he'll come to my table we just do bits
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and he's always a laugh upbeat uh great
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on smartless I was kidding you know he's
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one like when we were doing just shoot
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me oh a few people remember thank you
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and he was doing Will and Grace he I
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think he was there when we were all up
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for he was always like smoking me and
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like the Emmys like we'd all be up for
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supporting but I think one time he and I
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got up for a Golden Globe and it was I
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should have asked him this because it
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was back when that supporting actor was
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just actor on TV which is way harder so
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you're up against everything so I think
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it was me and him and then two people
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from ER which is a drama and then
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Gregory peek wow from Moby Dick a movie
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on TV and so I'm like just give it to
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why why are we even having a contest
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guy's like a legend and then he got up
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to give his speech cuz he smoked all of
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us and then he said I can't believe I'm
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getting a an award for a 902 Cameo I was
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like that's all you did I'm in assault
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mines for 22 Episodes a week mumbling my
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jokes I can't believe that I'm getting
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an award for 90 seconds of work course
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I'm g g p sorry best I could do in a PCH
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yeah that's how he was and he killed it
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oh yeah exactly he go Moby Dick I'm
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going to throw a spear at you well when
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I was when I was on sh Night Live the
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category for getting an Emmy was variety
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so you'd be up against
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jugglers you know people swall fish and
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just a pogo stick star I mean someone
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from AGT other award shows the uh you
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know the inaugural address of the
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president I mean it was so most
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eclectic but after unicyclists I find
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you know so but back to our guest Johan
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Hayes uh I would listen to this one if
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you want to be a good mood and hear a
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lot about Sean Hayes and all all the
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stuff he's done you know from Will and
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Grace forward he's just keeps working
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and and smartless we are a little they
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are like the Borg if you know the
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reference you the smartless guys are
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doing very well on their podcasts let's
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put it that way and Sean's a big part of
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that he's done Broadway we talk about
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that yep we talk about everything and
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without further Ado oh bless you uh
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here's Shawn Hayes
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[Music]
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let's just get through this one let's
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get through it we are finally talking to
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a pro we're talking to a pro I'm a
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little nervous no no no this is
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wonderful to see you both uh David uh
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good morning looks like you just woke up
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uh he's
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stretching the beauty of Zo up for six
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hours knows no one knows watching yes um
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Dana are you at home is everybody at
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home I'm at home yeah yeah yeah all
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right which is where are where are you
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where are you Sean my room's next to
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David's in the old folks
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home we have we have a knock system one
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one knock means come over two means no
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come over to me three knocks means what
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are you having for dinner that whole
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thing on the wall through the wall I did
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that with my sister when I was a kid oh
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that was your system yeah yeah that was
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my system my sister used to pay me her
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allowance to make her laugh
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really yeah I had a younger sister and I
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would get a tennis racket pretend I was
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playing it I don't know it was what what
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did you do with your my stepdad used to
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knock three times that meant I'm going
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to do something and you're not going to
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tell anyone oh geez anyway so what else
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is going on guys so what else is going
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on Sean how's your life how's your let's
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not go down that rabbit
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hole my life is good everything's really
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really good I mean I love your it's too
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good it's too goodan that's what we're
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he about it's just as good as yours I
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mean it's you listen to I I refer to
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your podcast a lot this I've called you
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the smartless guys and you're kind of
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like the Borg if you watch Star Trek n
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generation you're like the you're like
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the the seniors at Chimney Corner and
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David and I are with you know lunge
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pales in the in the bleachers it's like
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you can never beat the smartest guys no
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my my husband is obsessed with Trek I
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don't really know Star Trek but I know
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borgs but I was with you guys with the
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lunch
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pales I'm with you yeah I'm like you
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know I'm sci-fi nerd geek but I but just
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not Star Trek I just never got into it
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well what what's your because I'm I'm a
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little in that area what's what's your
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uh what's your area I love Star Wars I
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love like
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exmachina like like single stand
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arrival oh yeah did you see it DAV I saw
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exmachina and that's what I was saying
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it that was a hot robot but but arrival
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I liked it so much I brought my wife
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back the next day who's not a real
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science fiction fan was mesmerized by it
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so yeah and how it's like a very six
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sense like if you don't know that all of
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her flashbacks are really flash forwards
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like I had to watch it again because I
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thought it was so clever is that Amy
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Adams Amy Adams and Jeremy Runner thank
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God great great that was a great one I
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love all that stuff you do mhm I'm into
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UFOs I on my on my algo it's all about
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UFOs and yeah and did you like how they
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rebranded it to uaps
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right and why does that help but because
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I'm are we gonna get into it we gonna
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let's do it I love it UFO to UAP that's
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right so because because UFO it's almost
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like we need to when politicians Rebrand
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things or like people in this country
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brand things it's because they're on to
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you or something so UFO identified
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flying object how is that different than
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unidentified are aial phenomenon
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phenomenon it's the same thing why did
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we reand it which JLo is Jennifer Lopez
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she switched it but I know what was
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going on she was the same person yeah
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yeah and you can identify her like that
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it's very similar situation we
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asked David told William Shatner one of
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our guests that he believed in UFOs
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William Shatner he 92 at the time he he
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did a 10-minute thing about mirages in
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the desert very clever very articulate
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and I'll never forget that so when you
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say you you hear
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about what is mirages in the desert that
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they exist or don't exist like well just
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that of course you're going to see
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things you can't explain you know I
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think it was not pro little martians I I
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can't believe there's not water you
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know do you like Star Trek
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no like I like the Star Trek movies by
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the way I like the movies that JJ did
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yeah but I just did I don't know the
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history so I couldn't I don't know like
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the relationship anyway I digress but
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anyway UFOs yes I believe I want to know
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what you believe in do you believe
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there's aliens are here I totally
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believe no I don't know that they're
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here but I believe all the stuff that
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we've seen like the footage and stuff
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that the military has they have to have
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come here it just doesn't did you see
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Prometheus of course yeah did you David
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what's I can you use it in a sentence
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David Le promethus Oh I thought there's
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a spelling be uh no I I uh did I is that
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with ex machina's boyfriend fast Bender
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yes oh yeah are they really dating in
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real life oh yeah oh no he's married to
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somebody else yeah Alicia vickland am I
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crazy yeah Vic laner good one David wow
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that's terrific I look
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dum
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so that's the idea that aliens have
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visited and may be seated us all 2001
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well were you are Dan are you a big fan
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of Prometheus because I have a little
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scoop well I am a big fan and I don't
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think they're G to make another one
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unless you got a scoop no I think
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they're what no but I have a SC about I
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I don't know if it's true but I I I
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heard that the the
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reason why people had they cut out a big
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section of that movie is what I heard I
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don't know if it's true okay where they
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explain why the engineer the big alien
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at the end came so uh they explained it
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through the Bible that Jesus was gone
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you know the Bible they don't talk about
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Jesus for like 30 years or whatever it
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is yeah it's during that time that that
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engineer plucked him from Earth took him
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back to their Planet teached him how to
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uh teach how Humanity should go and then
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plucked him back down that's why in the
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Bible he reappears it in his 30s and
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then they get it wrong because people
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are still treating each other like [ __ ]
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so the engineers come back and want to
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swipe it the whole Earth away and start
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over again so it's like a little bible
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thing that they cut out there right
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right yeah and that and it was it was
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really Scott's explanation for why Jesus
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was missing in the Bible for so many
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years which I think is really a great
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idea I didn't get any of that I did see
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it I was going to say is it rley Scott I
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watched The Passion of the Christ uh two
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nights ago and can't beat it that was a
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pun it's
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a
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it's uh it's that a joke from the movie
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yeah that was tagline was on the posters
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anyway Catholicism is very very
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interesting U so yeah I grew up Catholic
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did you guys grow up Catholic I'm a
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lapsed Lutheran but now I go to Catholic
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church with my wife laps Luthers well I
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go like that because I see the Friars
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there and I go L I like that they go you
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could get a I don't do the wafer he says
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you could go up and cross your arms and
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get a blessing I never even as a kid kid
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I could say something but we'd have to
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cut it we'll cut it we'll say we'll cut
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it no I can't I can't take the risk um
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no no I was a horny gay kid and I was
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you can say that yeah I can say that yes
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and I know where you're going at 13 or
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14 years old so I was and then that's
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when all the news came out about the
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horrible molestation in the Catholic
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church but for me I would have killed to
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date anybody at the time so I that's all
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I'll say about
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that I thought you were saying why is
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Jesus always like in a loin cloth with a
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12pack I mean right right uh no you were
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going to say why aren't these priests
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eyeballing me when you changing your
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outfits I didn't say it okay I'm just
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saying that's that's a normal scenario
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if you're a kid you don't know I didn't
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say it I didn't say it no no you're just
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a kid it's all most station's horrible I
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wasn't saying like anyway you're like
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I'm just a kid I'm just a kid that's not
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sex I'm going on record of hating all
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child abuse I'm just you guys oh yeah
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I'm anti- child abuse I have to say it I
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am anti child abuse as well yeah that's
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something you have to Proclaim and I'm
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anti- podcasts that wander into child
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abs and make jokes no I hate it all okay
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we're all in sync but I grew up Catholic
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and so we were forced to go to church
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and and CCD classes like where Bible
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classes as kids yeah but um yeah I never
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I never really got into I I would always
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there was two chapels and me and my old
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oldest brother would always be like Bye
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Mom we we're going to go to the other
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Chapel we were just playing in the
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backyard of the church oh you didn't go
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to the chapel well there were five of us
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and if our parents slept past 9 a.m. we
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knew we didn't have to go so we would be
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like we may not have to go because we
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have to put our church pants on right
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which my brother Scott we shared a
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bedroom we had to put Church pants on
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and we didn't want to be seen in the
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neighborhood with our church pants so we
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would be completely flat in the back of
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the station wagon hiding I think the
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outfit for everybody that works at Home
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Depot is Church
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pants I think that's what church pants
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you have to buy to work there and also
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Best Buy yeah Best Buy yeah those brown
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I know yeah that's that Dennis Miller
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line that I think was a little class
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Warfare you know Christ sakes if you're
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40 years of age and you're still wear a
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name tag at your employment area you may
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be thinking of another career another
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vocation another vocation you know I
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mean anytime you do that David is just
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like I've seen it all I I like it I jump
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in I piggyback I could listen to you do
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8,000 Impressions every single day of my
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life to that day I do Dennis now with
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more of a clench jaw because he's he's
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incredibly successful he's very relaxed
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he's very good with money yeah and he
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and he's kind of like this very soft
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okay you know might go uh shoot nine
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holes with Mikey Douglas you know and
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that sounds very much like him got a
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couple Shekel in my pocket you all oh
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yeah yeah I T anyone who you you're
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you're kind of in the Army uh not
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literally folks but when you go through
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the gauntlet of SNL with a with a Cadre
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of people yeah you're forever kind of
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bonded just because it's the most
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intense experience you can have in Show
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Business apparently right you did
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2001 you hosted oh Saturday Night Live
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yeah you hosted Saturday Night Live
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that's the them our show
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no did you host Prometheus what do you
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think we're talking about no he hosted
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2001 that was released in 1968 that's
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what I thought I was like wait Space
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Odyssey oh you're right no yeah 2001 it
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was like the uh who was uh sh I think
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Shaggy was the musical guest and it was
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Shaggy yeah Shaggy I can't believe Shawn
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Hayes is on Satur here he comes out for
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his monologue I'm oh hello oh that's
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right he did that got a look did Scooby
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ever talk or did he just
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go no rut roll that was it it's not that
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much it is word it's a more it's more
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than your dog can say oh [ __ ] you got me
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there hey guess what Lauren asked me
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once what what's what's the deal with
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Scooby Do why why do the kids like it
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and I say it's the first time they're
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watching kind of something that scares
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them that that's still very playful it's
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kind of a it's a horror show to a
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two-year-old but as a kid did you watch
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it as a kid yeah I did I think I it was
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I don't know when it first hit I think
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maybe I watched when did it first come
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on I don't know I don't know but I
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couldn't get into it I could what we
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just had this conversation the other day
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what cartoons did you watch I watched
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Tom and Jerry because there were no
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words so I didn't have to concentrate
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and that's
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it I go back to Felix the Cat you can
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look it up but that was the first
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cartoon I used popey was around in the
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60s um Johnny Quest was sort of
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considered cool not
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El kabong there were some very silly
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Hana El kabong what's in it some donkey
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with a guitar would beat people off
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I really yeah don't know look it up El
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kabong um that's milk well let me ask
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you uh TV shows as a kid yeah because
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you're a little down the ladder for me
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so it'd be like the
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70s late no I got same ladder just
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further you're you'll climb up to my at
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some point I bet you watch Brady Bunch
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yeah I watch Brady Bunch I watch I
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remember well I remember watching a lot
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of sitcoms like bre company and then
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cheers when it first started but my mom
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used to make me uh record The Cosby Show
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for her every Thursday night because she
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would go bowling and so you know I I I
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was raised by my mom raised five kids by
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herself we had my dad left when I was
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super super young five sounds like your
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mom left too God I wish my I wish my dad
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had left I'm sorry for your loss Sean
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but that would have been terrific with
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five in our family too but dad daddy
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staying couldn't get Daddy out the door
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there's worse things than daddy leaving
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and that's daddy staying right that's
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probably true that's another podcast can
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I ask you a question how many viewers
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did Cosby The Cosby Show have at its
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peak I have no idea what this a trivia
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show all of a sudden just answer trivia
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50 million I don't know yeah got it had
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to be a ton I'm still laughing at David
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said sound like Mom left too yeah she
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went bowling while you guys [ __ ]
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fought for she just Mom Mom just made me
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her surrogate husband yeah yeah which
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she told me that when she was 50 I went
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to therapy you were my surrogate husband
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wait tell me that's so interesting my
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mom when she passed away from
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Alzheimer's like three four years ago
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she I I kind of took on that role too
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because she would I think she would
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think of me as her husband or something
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it was really interesting and and and
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then funny because Alzheimer's you know
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you go through all the crying and the
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crying and the crying for years and
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years and then to get out of it you can
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only make funny like it can only be
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funny in order to course anything can be
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funny even though it's horrifying that
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is a horrifying situation was your mom
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was your mom kind of happy there are
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certain people with Alzheimer's get very
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angry and mean and nasty and some are
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kind of silly and happy yeah she was at
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least she was paranoid and angry and um
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and then when she got on the other side
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of that then she was pretty Pleasant my
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mom was funny because she would point to
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a little plant next to her table and
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she'd say have you met my
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friend yeah my mom one time I walked
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into her bedroom and she left a crap in
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the toilet and I go I go mom you gotta
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you gotta flush the toilet and she goes
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she Point she pointed out she goes
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that's not mine I don't know whose that
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is they come in here they do that and
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they leave it ah that's her Alzheimer's
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talking yes and of course and I start
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laughing and then she starts laughing it
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was and you don't know if she's clowning
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you or not well no she wasn't she was
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full on hey guys news flash came out
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yesterday they had an AI study 7 million
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blah blah blah they found out that men
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it happens to be Viagra that take Viagra
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on any kind of regular basis have a 70%
00:18:52
less chance of getting Alzheimer's oh
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like it's a preventable drug but because
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it's all about blood vessels and getting
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rid of plaques in the brain and yeah
00:19:02
just I don't know David's looking up his
00:19:04
either his bank account I'm listening
00:19:06
intently yes
00:19:11
David um that's interesting I don't need
00:19:13
it do you guys need it uh only if I go
00:19:16
to what are you talking about
00:19:19
only Sean well that's so silly what a
00:19:23
funny question yeah I get them at the
00:19:26
gas station when they go they're right
00:19:27
by there and they're like hey grab a
00:19:29
boner for the road and I'm like why are
00:19:32
they right here someone's just like oh I
00:19:34
might need that I'll get that with some
00:19:36
Twizzlers and it's like it's not it's
00:19:38
not real who has an original Viagra
00:19:41
erectile dysfunction joke anybody David
00:19:44
must have one I don't think so there's
00:19:47
there's a billion of them no but I I
00:19:49
have to take other stuff I don't take
00:19:51
that I have to take a thyroid thing in
00:19:52
the it's the first thing I do every
00:19:53
single morning sex thing what happened
00:19:57
to your thyroid
00:19:59
yeah low low low what so that so you're
00:20:01
tired then you get the pill and you get
00:20:03
I was like why am I exhausted and then I
00:20:05
went to the doctor like oh it's just
00:20:07
normal you age number two and then I
00:20:10
take um bunch of supplements and a
00:20:13
little baby aspir because I get aib I
00:20:15
love talk about medical stuff so if you
00:20:16
guys want to talk about medical stuff
00:20:17
Dan loves it all day long I me me too we
00:20:21
like science fiction and medical stuff I
00:20:23
think you you might be my new best
00:20:25
friend yeah David take a five no I'm
00:20:28
look 40 I'm actually
00:20:31
46 oh who's oh self self declared you
00:20:34
look you're 4 you're 46 but you read at
00:20:37
a 48-year-old level I identify as a
00:20:41
lower number than what I the guy's got a
00:20:43
noggin on him um medicine yeah I'm good
00:20:46
with cardiovascular disease anything
00:20:49
with bypasses or stin or or did you
00:20:52
about this new thing that that you could
00:20:54
put into your heart oh man I forgot what
00:20:56
it's called brand new
00:21:02
I guess you wouldn't know about that you
00:21:04
have to have a doctor do it actually
00:21:06
actually out you did now you want it
00:21:09
back oh
00:21:17
no and they're all out of it they're
00:21:20
like backlog like I I signed up for
00:21:22
anyway there's this new you can put
00:21:24
inside your heart that makes it um like
00:21:28
it's it's a blood it stop it makes it so
00:21:30
you don't ever have to have blood
00:21:33
thinners oh yeah I don't know about that
00:21:36
I was on them for first I was on niin
00:21:38
for 10 years 3,000 milligrams a day and
00:21:42
then and then myad bad heart or why uh
00:21:45
just to help with the the uh bring your
00:21:47
HDL the good cholesterol up after 10
00:21:49
years my cardiologist who's a friend of
00:21:51
mine I'll do the accent from he's Hindu
00:21:54
he goes you don't really have to take it
00:21:56
anymore it doesn't do any good so it was
00:21:59
like really three 3,000 a day for a
00:22:02
decade then I was on Plavix a blood
00:22:04
thinner for 20 years and then he said
00:22:06
you don't really didn't need it that
00:22:08
long get rid of it does nin make you
00:22:11
orange I've heard that is that a lie my
00:22:14
wife took one of my niin which is a b
00:22:16
something thing out of the blue she took
00:22:19
a thousand explosive diarrhea drenched
00:22:22
and sweat I mean I acclimated slowly but
00:22:25
that stuff is nasty yeah kill for some
00:22:27
diarrhea just to lose
00:22:29
here and there what about OIC Oprah had
00:22:31
a special on it I know I I just saw that
00:22:33
she had a special I watched it for like
00:22:35
two seconds I was like oh I got it is
00:22:37
zic just
00:22:43
diarrhea well we have another disclaimer
00:22:45
we are pro uh we are anti-body shaming
00:22:51
we are yes yes and promodern science
00:22:55
that can re reorientate the brain take
00:22:58
yeah what an edgy show are I have
00:23:03
questions you can we could do a quiz
00:23:04
like which one do you want to tackle
00:23:06
yeah yeah sure yeah please okay well I
00:23:09
guess the first one because I assume
00:23:12
you're a fanatic so I did listen to you
00:23:15
you guys I don't what is it Bill Flett
00:23:19
and and G B
00:23:23
fluke I listen to you guys with
00:23:25
McCartney Oh wow that was a long time
00:23:28
ago did him before us but I listened to
00:23:30
you talk to mccarton before David and I
00:23:32
yeah yeah so then I didn't know at the
00:23:34
time like you're like a really great
00:23:37
classical pianist oh I play yeah I
00:23:39
studied yeah classical pianist I started
00:23:41
when I was five years old there was a
00:23:43
piano teacher across the street and I
00:23:44
came home from you know preschool and my
00:23:46
mom said do you want to take piano
00:23:47
lessons I was like I literally said
00:23:49
quote I'm not doing anything else so I
00:23:51
walked across the street started taking
00:23:53
lessons and stuck with it and then I did
00:23:56
yard work because we couldn't afford
00:23:57
anything couldn't afford heat one winter
00:24:00
we couldn't afford food a lot of the
00:24:02
time so to pay for my piano lessons I
00:24:04
would do yard work from at my piano
00:24:06
teacher house for her and her husband
00:24:08
and her husband was a conductor in the
00:24:09
Chicago land area and so I was doing all
00:24:12
these landscaping and yard I was I was
00:24:14
horrible and people in high school
00:24:16
thought I lived there was this big
00:24:17
mansion like in where I liveed I was
00:24:18
like yeah I Liv there like the movie
00:24:19
Lucas anybody and so I Lucas yeah
00:24:22
remember that shot in my high school and
00:24:24
so um and so I story is already more
00:24:29
interesting but keep
00:24:32
going Lucas I was Lucas I went out for
00:24:35
football so I love Lucas wasn't that
00:24:38
such a good movie oh [ __ ] I love it a
00:24:40
writer first film oh that's right
00:24:42
Charlie Sheen was great green chuck
00:24:45
chuck Sheen go ahead so you played the
00:24:47
piano and mowed some Lawns yeah that's
00:24:49
it and he wrote a song about mowing
00:24:52
lawns right there was like a local out I
00:24:55
was better at mowing lawns I went into G
00:24:57
I understand that you uh you learned to
00:24:59
tinle the Ivory and um oh Dan has a good
00:25:01
question about McCartney though right
00:25:03
well I was just I was just noticing how
00:25:06
so you're interviewing Paul McCartney
00:25:08
and I didn't know you're a classical
00:25:09
piano so you you did ask or you you were
00:25:12
dissecting one of his songs and you got
00:25:14
very into the language of signatures and
00:25:17
the quarter fifth about um what's the
00:25:20
song what's the song uh what's that song
00:25:23
that from the in the 1990s um long and
00:25:25
whining Road no no oh the flowers in the
00:25:31
dirt no that was 80s cut out this air
00:25:33
let me just think of it uh it was
00:25:37
um my Brave face no more lonely night
00:25:42
that
00:25:43
was0 that was 80s but yeah yeah so so
00:25:47
it's a great song so I asked could you
00:25:48
sing a little more of
00:25:50
that that's good I'm always there yeah
00:25:54
anyway so yeah uh he yeah I was I was
00:25:57
talking to him because I'm a of yeah a
00:25:59
music nerd like I'm sure he is but I
00:26:01
didn't know that he never studied music
00:26:03
or anything but so I I I don't know if I
00:26:05
made him aware he was into like he wrote
00:26:07
like a three four bar then a five five
00:26:09
five4 bar and then a four four bar then
00:26:11
a three four bar again so it wasn't you
00:26:13
it wasn't and the four that we know like
00:26:15
pick any most you know 99% of pop songs
00:26:18
are in four four time which is time
00:26:21
which is just four be six seven eight
00:26:24
you know and um but he would write all
00:26:27
the the beatle and his stuff he would
00:26:29
write different time signatures all the
00:26:31
time but if you're not used to music
00:26:34
theory you probably don't you know pick
00:26:37
it up like I did yeah but that's
00:26:39
interesting I he probably likes to hear
00:26:41
that kind of stuff more than and that
00:26:42
well I went into this long explanation
00:26:43
as you know to Paul McCartney and at the
00:26:46
long exclamation He says oh I didn't
00:26:48
know that I don't read music I was like
00:26:50
okay next he goes okay I don't know what
00:26:53
you're talking about yeah which I always
00:26:56
find fascinating that people who don't
00:26:58
studied are prolific in it I don't know
00:27:01
if George Martin kind of you know by
00:27:03
osmosis sort of influenced them but if
00:27:05
you look at Penny Lane and then it goes
00:27:06
that all the different timing even maybe
00:27:08
I'm a maze I've talked to real musicians
00:27:11
uh time signature changes the beat and
00:27:14
and also you know uh key changes all the
00:27:17
stuff that makes all the magic so un
00:27:20
unreal can't beat can't beat
00:27:22
Talent yeah we had them on Sean or can
00:27:26
you our first our first three things we
00:27:28
told him I think were compliments and he
00:27:31
goes well these aren't really questions
00:27:34
yeah yeah yeah and we were like we
00:27:36
didn't know oh we we we got we we went
00:27:39
into a rabbit hole we I was terrified I
00:27:41
was in yeah I was too Wyoming David was
00:27:44
in New York and I was on vacation Paul
00:27:47
mcney can talk to you tomorrow tomorrow
00:27:50
I was in a [ __ ] hole with my family we
00:27:51
didn't have WiFi I had to go up to the
00:27:53
Four Seasons it was
00:27:55
$9,000 room well worth it
00:27:58
well worth it oh my God so then we
00:28:00
mentioned meeting Paul at Lauren
00:28:02
Michaels house in 1986 when I got SNL
00:28:05
yeah and he scrunched up his face I
00:28:06
don't know what you're talking about oh
00:28:08
my God he doesn't remember pull up pull
00:28:10
up pull up so then what happened was you
00:28:14
might find it get back it come out
00:28:16
between you guys interview oh go ahead
00:28:19
say did you ever did you ever listen to
00:28:20
that like automated cockpit voice it's
00:28:23
like 300 200 100 you're like oh my God
00:28:27
we're going to
00:28:29
crash I have a friend who sends me
00:28:32
Airline disasters on YouTube so it's
00:28:34
happy guys in a cockpit we'll proceed
00:28:37
Runway four five you know and then going
00:28:39
down go and then you hear them go um
00:28:42
runway's kind of dark and then oh my God
00:28:45
yeah wor who wants to let I hate to fly
00:28:48
but I fly I will fly yeah but anyway get
00:28:51
back came out so we did ask him about
00:28:53
get back so that then we were good you
00:28:55
know about that did you see the
00:28:57
documentary um yeah yeah the the 8 hour
00:29:00
documentary had come out I don't know if
00:29:01
he commented on it but at one point I
00:29:03
said did John ever thank you for your
00:29:06
baselines and that kind of opened up a
00:29:08
lot of stuff
00:29:10
joh can I ask you a question being a
00:29:12
podcaster do you gu do you guys any of
00:29:14
you three ever have podcast regret like
00:29:16
you have someone that's kind like a Paul
00:29:19
McCartney or or someone you admire and
00:29:21
really want to and then later you go oh
00:29:25
I wish I'd asked him that I wish I'd
00:29:27
said that yeah
00:29:28
that's the part that tortures me yeah
00:29:31
but yeah I know me too um and let me
00:29:34
know when you get a guest on that that
00:29:35
doesn't torture you
00:29:38
um you're pretty good so far because you
00:29:41
know the game you know you know moving
00:29:44
I'm like I got to pick subjects because
00:29:46
there's no questions yet there's really
00:29:47
only been two questions I have a
00:29:48
question here's an exact question no but
00:29:51
you're the only actor in human history
00:29:54
as far as I know piano and who played
00:29:57
Larry of The Three Stooges and played
00:30:01
Jerry Lewis yeah so what was the
00:30:03
difference comedically between a three
00:30:05
sto and a Jerry Lewis did you learn
00:30:10
anything he just the same way no one
00:30:14
know hello I'm Larry I'm Jerry
00:30:18
Lewis that's fantastic that then David
00:30:22
you're up next you've answered my
00:30:23
question he qu around you to you're
00:30:25
disturbing my coffee break
00:30:29
good now do
00:30:35
Larry yeah no uh yeah and then I just
00:30:38
played Oscar Levant on on Broadway last
00:30:40
year so I only play Jewish guys I guess
00:30:45
the Broadway was a big deal that was a
00:30:47
big one right yeah that was pretty good
00:30:50
yeah didn't you win You've Won Tony's
00:30:52
right just the one for that yeah damn
00:30:55
but um but yeah no Larry Fine was was
00:30:58
super fun that was with Sophia varara
00:31:00
wait what did Sophia varaga play she
00:31:02
played Mo and then who played
00:31:06
Curley she played when curly Chris topus
00:31:10
Will Sasso safia varara uh tons of
00:31:13
people tons of great great people um
00:31:15
okay and and and it was really really
00:31:17
fun it was it was in Atlanta it was so
00:31:19
effing have you ever shot in Atlanta in
00:31:21
this I did stand up in Atlanta and
00:31:24
walked around town in August yeah yeah
00:31:27
this is outside 14 hours a day for 3
00:31:28
months and 110 degrees wearing a that's
00:31:31
better than OIC to lose weight get a get
00:31:35
a movie in August outside in Atlanta and
00:31:37
put down your freaking pills all right
00:31:40
go ahead no no it was but it was
00:31:42
definitely worth it it was so fun I mean
00:31:44
it was we laughed so hard but it was it
00:31:46
was a lot of work yeah but I had to
00:31:48
shave my head twice a day every day
00:31:50
because by lunchtime it would start
00:31:52
growing back I would have five o'clock
00:31:54
shadow on my bald head oh really because
00:31:58
I glued the wig to my head and so that
00:32:01
glue while you're sweating and that's
00:32:04
when I when I first met you I had glue
00:32:06
on my head and I was sweating that's
00:32:08
right you remember that yeah so I'm at
00:32:10
lights out David show and I had just
00:32:13
done alucino a Scarface yeah and then
00:32:16
you get the wig off and the bald cap and
00:32:18
the thing and you're just it's always
00:32:19
fascinating what's he got going on up
00:32:21
there where where do his hairline
00:32:24
actually start but you were incredibly
00:32:26
Pleasant and I like
00:32:28
I love like same same it was so fun to
00:32:30
meet you David I've known for years
00:32:32
David David was was doing just shoot me
00:32:35
when I was doing one Grace at the stage
00:32:36
right next to us yeah and I was walk we
00:32:38
were both walking together and I just I
00:32:40
left him to walk up to my stage and I
00:32:43
just opened the stage door and David
00:32:46
said God you smell it smells so bad on
00:32:48
the lot and I open my stage door and I
00:32:50
go all I smell is a hit oh my
00:32:56
God [ __ ] the this real
00:32:59
story I used to say to people go ahead
00:33:04
you guys well I I said to David f54 I
00:33:08
smell an Oscar nomination that's
00:33:12
did uh well when I I did just shoot me
00:33:16
in it was going along fine then these
00:33:19
[ __ ] came along from Will and Grace
00:33:22
and they were we like I think Megan was
00:33:25
right next to my dressing room we'd have
00:33:27
to walk you know 100 yards to the stages
00:33:29
well yours is closer but walk over so we
00:33:32
see each other all the time and then we
00:33:34
were doing pretty good we were by no
00:33:36
means like a monster hit it was very
00:33:38
tough that was a great show and you did
00:33:40
great I have to say when we're up when
00:33:42
we're on the same lot as Seinfeld you
00:33:44
know there there was a real Heyday right
00:33:45
then there was a lot of shows Frasier
00:33:47
and ER and Will and Grace So Fraser I
00:33:50
think what happened the humiliating
00:33:52
there's two humiliating things one we
00:33:55
were I think the 8 o' and then friends
00:33:59
this maybe the N or whatever show and
00:34:01
then the hammock ones the degrading name
00:34:03
for the 8:30 and 9:30 shows were the
00:34:06
ones that needed some help so you go
00:34:09
Will Will and Grace will follow us
00:34:11
because they're new they don't know
00:34:13
anything I think that's what happened
00:34:14
you can tell me if I'm wrong I think so
00:34:16
and then something follows like Frasier
00:34:18
at 9:30 whatever and then after about a
00:34:21
year they went and switched us cuz Will
00:34:25
and Grace came out of the gate pretty
00:34:27
hard
00:34:28
we were on for so they switched us so we
00:34:30
flip-flop where we were 8:30 I think so
00:34:32
Will and Grace is off and running and
00:34:34
then the other part that was infuriating
00:34:36
was when I had to walk by all four of
00:34:38
your Porsches on the way to the set
00:34:41
because you [ __ ] got Porsches we were
00:34:44
gifted Porsches we were sharing a moped
00:34:46
at that point wait a minute well how
00:34:47
many episodes before you got the car so
00:34:50
the same thing happened to us happened
00:34:51
to friends which was friends wasn't a
00:34:54
hit out of I mean people watched it but
00:34:56
over the the after the first season of
00:34:58
friends over the summer when they used
00:34:59
to run play reruns friends became huge
00:35:03
and then we started out the same way
00:35:04
where nobody really kind of they were
00:35:06
just checking us out and then over the
00:35:07
summer it just exploded and uh so the
00:35:10
network the head of network Scott sassa
00:35:12
I was called him I got him mixed up with
00:35:14
Samy Sosa i s yeah s and Scott Sasa he
00:35:19
brought us to lunch and then we when we
00:35:20
were done eating lunch we walked out and
00:35:22
there was four Porsches there he's like
00:35:24
congratulations on the I was like oh my
00:35:26
God and immediately I thought selling it
00:35:28
because I needed the money so I waited
00:35:30
like you know because why do I want to
00:35:31
play insurance on it I don't have money
00:35:33
to pay my rent so I was I sold it like
00:35:36
two months later but you got a decent
00:35:38
chunk you get decent at the be I know
00:35:40
you guys probably renegotiated but at
00:35:41
the beginning you did pretty good right
00:35:44
yeah not I mean sure not not in the
00:35:47
beginning probably by when did it really
00:35:50
like okay this is a hit was it year
00:35:53
three season two yeah for sure so the
00:35:55
summer jacked it up and then you came
00:35:56
back hard and then maybe they flipped us
00:35:59
after that but just shoot me was doing
00:36:00
fine it was all it was really like a
00:36:02
great fun time it was all of that was
00:36:05
fun I remember I was wondering if we
00:36:07
ever were up for the same award because
00:36:09
I only got I got I didn't get that many
00:36:12
I didn't win anything but put it on your
00:36:14
trivia list trivia questions how many a
00:36:18
yeah oh mine's zero but uh I'll just
00:36:20
that's a spoiler but but I thought maybe
00:36:23
Golden Glove because we were both
00:36:24
supporting actors on comedies and I was
00:36:27
looking at all your you got Awards and
00:36:30
stuff well I would have loved to have
00:36:32
lost to you I think you're brilliant it
00:36:34
says Jack McFarland Jack had a last name
00:36:36
I didn't know that yeah okay yeah that
00:36:39
should be a trivia question yeah well
00:36:41
Finch didn't Finch I don't know if they
00:36:44
did aren't you impressed that I no it
00:36:46
was Dennis Finch Finch was my last name
00:36:48
oh Dennis Finch yeah but they called me
00:36:49
Finch and I mean no one would know
00:36:51
Dennis because oh uh George seagull
00:36:53
called me Dennis in the show they always
00:36:55
say that you were the fwn of just shoot
00:36:58
me yeah yeah and Sean were you the fs of
00:37:04
Will and Grace I was the F hey you're
00:37:07
the funny overtly
00:37:10
funny hey hey hey
00:37:14
hey remember hey heyy remember what's
00:37:17
happening [ __ ] yeah that was the only
00:37:19
show I ever wrote into TV Guide because
00:37:22
I wanted because I thought D was so
00:37:24
funny remember D Raj um sister
00:37:28
oh is she younger and she say smart Al
00:37:30
comment so funny thought she was
00:37:32
hysterical so I wrote at a TV Guide as a
00:37:34
kid and I was like d where's D you know
00:37:38
where does she do by the way she's a
00:37:39
veterinarian now in the valley if
00:37:40
anybody yeah per perfect cat's out of
00:37:44
the
00:37:51
[Music]
00:37:56
bag I've got a good way to get Dana do
00:37:59
an impression ready okay good wind me up
00:38:01
get ready I
00:38:04
did Shawn's other show later Hot in
00:38:08
Cleveland yes you did brilliant and with
00:38:10
Wendy Malik who's so good it's not even
00:38:12
we're talking about she's so good
00:38:14
everyone knows it and I was was that a
00:38:16
hazy Mills production or no yeah and was
00:38:21
great yep and we uh and I played a hair
00:38:24
cutter and who is my Nemesis was it
00:38:26
reges filin
00:38:29
I don't remember [ __ ] yes it was I
00:38:33
knew
00:38:34
it because I was waiting for Dana to go
00:38:36
anyway you ready for this anyway anyway
00:38:38
you ready for this who doesn't love Shan
00:38:40
Hayes here he is you know he's been
00:38:42
active all these years he's got so many
00:38:44
shows he's got timing like a watch you
00:38:46
can't believe it he makes an entrance
00:38:48
like nobody's business now he's got a
00:38:50
podcast Empire it's called smart who or
00:38:53
smart L whatever it is but the king and
00:38:56
whatever a brother way or wherever else
00:38:58
it
00:38:59
goes it's all I could listen to that all
00:39:03
day I've turned William Shatner Chinese
00:39:07
because I think I signed him off as as
00:39:10
Regis who doesn't love Captain Kirk he's
00:39:13
done all these things he's get to the
00:39:14
mood he goes everywhere he's always in
00:39:17
out of space if he's not out of space
00:39:19
he's at chil's having a bull whatever
00:39:21
just on and on and
00:39:23
on the Emy and the uh oh I love read I
00:39:27
Love I get to visit people I've already
00:39:29
gone to the Stars when I do just I you
00:39:32
know and you know you know Mike Sher
00:39:34
then right of SNL or yeah well and he
00:39:37
created parks and rack
00:39:39
and Mike sh he's great he's married to
00:39:42
reg's daughter huh could you believe
00:39:45
that Mike sh the old hly daughter you
00:39:47
could ever have there he is I hope he's
00:39:49
a good man you know what the way I
00:39:51
learned that I learned Trump was by
00:39:53
doing it was a bit of Regis and then
00:39:56
adding in Marlin Brando kind of made me
00:39:59
go to Trump now the people everybody
00:40:01
does Trump but it's like and then and
00:40:04
then you get you you know you know
00:40:08
inside baseball no no it's good I love
00:40:10
that you know how to like I'm fatly like
00:40:12
bu Frank cendo right amazing impression
00:40:16
well his his Morgan Freedman is one of
00:40:18
those that's gone to this other almost
00:40:20
scary level you know like it's not it's
00:40:23
just a magic trick but I it blows my
00:40:25
mind the science behind your brain Dana
00:40:28
and the ability to do that like how the
00:40:32
ability to listen and then know where to
00:40:34
place it in your throat to to to mimic
00:40:36
something it's terrible when you it it's
00:40:40
terrible when you you just say oh I want
00:40:43
to try to learn this person or someone's
00:40:44
asking you to learn this person and you
00:40:46
can't do it at all it's very painful all
00:40:49
I all I do is listen a lot you know and
00:40:52
just pray because a lot of it's like
00:40:54
singing too if you sing you know where
00:40:55
to place a note and stuff I suppose it's
00:40:57
similar right
00:40:59
like uh yeah and for me I just get bored
00:41:02
or I'm not I don't feel like I'm at the
00:41:04
level of Frank Kendo as a pure
00:41:06
impressionist so then I just try to
00:41:08
abstract it and make a character out of
00:41:10
it but it's enough of the true source
00:41:12
that it makes sense anyway I know it's
00:41:14
so great anyway whatever I can only do
00:41:16
my friends when you do your friends you
00:41:18
know it's funny but you can't use that
00:41:20
anywhere except with your stupid friend
00:41:22
group and then if your friend became
00:41:24
famous it would be your impression PR
00:41:26
God but it'll never happen
00:41:28
uh we have a question for you we've been
00:41:29
already yeah already 48 minutes in look
00:41:33
at these notes
00:41:35
ready how what's because you have three
00:41:39
peoplee on Smart list you have three
00:41:41
people interviewing that's not the
00:41:43
question okay but what's the least
00:41:46
amount you've talked and who is the
00:41:48
guest oh gosh the least amount well it's
00:41:52
usually a sports figure oh you hang back
00:41:56
yeah um but I'm more because I'm more
00:41:58
interested in their life and their you
00:42:00
know everyday life rather than the sport
00:42:01
itself but even though I I like sports I
00:42:03
love football and Will's getting me into
00:42:06
soccer so it's I find that he get into
00:42:08
soccer with me yeah and then um but uh
00:42:13
no it
00:42:14
was Clayton khaw what's his name the
00:42:17
baseball player DOD
00:42:20
Cameron
00:42:21
[Music]
00:42:23
no Clayton
00:42:25
KW he's like who's that guy kurk Cameron
00:42:28
I think it was uh Kershaw he's super
00:42:31
super great guy so he was on and I
00:42:33
didn't you know and he was an early
00:42:35
guest so I was like I didn't know what
00:42:37
to ask because it was baseball and I I
00:42:39
know how to I played baseball as a kid
00:42:40
blah blah blah like I I know the ins and
00:42:42
outs but I didn't really have anything
00:42:45
off the top of my head I could ask him
00:42:47
so I Googled while we were talking and I
00:42:51
said so um I read somewhere that you
00:42:55
were left-handed tell us about that
00:42:58
what an
00:43:00
idiot that was my one question good job
00:43:03
you're like I heard you bought a Jeep
00:43:06
once walk walk us
00:43:08
through why not leas if you had to stand
00:43:12
somewhere would you rather stand on the
00:43:13
mound or home
00:43:16
plate while you were having lunch that's
00:43:19
exactly I turned into Chris Marley oh
00:43:21
you did you were
00:43:24
like remember when you were left-handed
00:43:26
yeah
00:43:28
stupid dumb white by the way speaking of
00:43:31
Paul McCartney that was one of the great
00:43:32
Chris Farley um questions of all time
00:43:35
was it Chris Farley Show on Saturday
00:43:37
yeah Chris Farley Show hey remember when
00:43:39
you were in The Beetles yeah that was
00:43:41
cool you know the bisl was remember when
00:43:43
you said the love you take is equal to
00:43:46
the love you make and Paul goes yeah and
00:43:48
he goes is that
00:43:51
true it's the biggest laugh and Paul
00:43:53
goes well I mean i' like to think so he
00:43:55
goes yeah
00:43:58
that was awesome that was awesome that
00:44:02
was wait tell me now now let me tell
00:44:05
tell me your since you asked me what's
00:44:07
yours what's the one you talked the
00:44:09
least David besides this one well the
00:44:12
guest has never talk the most so we Dane
00:44:16
and I talk the whole time yeah that's
00:44:18
kind of like us I mean but with three
00:44:20
people how do you do that it's hard
00:44:21
enough with two well three with three
00:44:24
hosts um there's a rhythm we've been
00:44:27
friends for over 20 years 25 who drives
00:44:30
it it's all I don't know it's always
00:44:33
different it depends whose guest it is
00:44:35
you know so like like you feel the
00:44:37
responsibility of driving it if it's
00:44:38
your guest which is a fun respons
00:44:40
because you get you did the research and
00:44:42
you look at all you know all this stuff
00:44:43
and so um I I enjoy I enjoy it I also
00:44:47
enjoy getting the [ __ ] beat out of me
00:44:48
like I love it it's so is that one of
00:44:51
the hooks that people like is that you
00:44:53
guys all give each other [ __ ] I guess I
00:44:55
I guess so uh I mean why do they like it
00:44:57
that's what I'm
00:44:59
asking well by the way we go to the
00:45:01
phones we wonder the same thing it's
00:45:04
because they know you're really good
00:45:06
friends I guess so and that's what
00:45:09
that's what it says but sometimes Jason
00:45:12
baitman will come up with such
00:45:14
interesting questions I almost I almost
00:45:16
don't really need I don't need anything
00:45:19
else to be said because his questions
00:45:20
are really sophisticated yeah yeah and
00:45:23
then um you're like more you come from
00:45:27
the just the I'm a fan you're a fan and
00:45:31
you're spontaneous you're like the
00:45:32
wallpaper and they you're a good laugher
00:45:36
you're you're a so I
00:45:39
am like the
00:45:41
wallpaper we don't know what they're
00:45:43
paying you Sean but we'd like to try to
00:45:46
see if we could sort of tease you over
00:45:49
to fly on the wall we'll match it yeah I
00:45:52
I I enjoy it turns out this is the
00:45:54
dumbest thing I've ever said in my life
00:45:56
I enjoy
00:45:57
comedy y I mean I really do but it is
00:46:00
true I mean I like funny fast people you
00:46:03
know like people who are fast will is
00:46:05
fun um I saw Jason the other night and I
00:46:07
saw you across the room but you were
00:46:09
literally like 10 feet away and there's
00:46:10
no way to get to
00:46:12
you could could you take I saw Jason
00:46:15
he's got he's skinnier and he's got a
00:46:17
beard now he looks cool as [ __ ] yeah
00:46:19
he's the best he because he's doing a
00:46:20
show that he's about to film yeah yeah
00:46:23
he looked cool uh I think you're over
00:46:24
there with maybe Justin thorough is that
00:46:26
possible yeah at the Vanity Fair party
00:46:28
yeah yeah yeah oh I didn't see you there
00:46:30
yeah you saw me and looked through me
00:46:31
but that's fine so what happened was
00:46:33
that's what wallpaper does
00:46:38
no you you were I'm like who's that is
00:46:42
that new wallpaper and then and I and I
00:46:44
walked through you and you were a ghost
00:46:46
which was were you with Arnette yeah we
00:46:49
all went together me Jason and we went
00:46:50
together oh gross you guys all travel
00:46:53
together how you hang out together I
00:46:55
mean it'll blow your mind
00:46:59
of a Kind let me ask you a question
00:47:01
about CU it's pretty uh like Jason you
00:47:06
know does Ozarks and yeah well it's it's
00:47:10
one PL it's singular Ozark and he's done
00:47:12
with it but o and he did the Ozarks
00:47:14
which is gonna be the prequel sorry we
00:47:18
talk it doesn't matter anyway I there
00:47:21
was a cat it was in a bag now it's out
00:47:23
of the bag news flash but he may I mean
00:47:26
it's it's kind of interesting like so
00:47:28
you guys all have production companies
00:47:30
which just one observation yeah so you
00:47:33
all started to take Show Business by the
00:47:35
Reigns well you can start one too every
00:47:38
um people advise us not to they just
00:47:42
they don't think they said we feel like
00:47:44
the fun ends here yeah and the
00:47:47
creativity ends kind of like the tram
00:47:49
ride at Universal yeah they go everybody
00:47:51
off Dana and Spade
00:47:55
off
00:47:57
we always say it's like it's it's as
00:48:00
surprising to us as it is to you that
00:48:03
like people even listen because we're
00:48:04
just loser doing like exactly what we're
00:48:07
doing right now with you guys it's like
00:48:09
we just can't believe people find it
00:48:11
interesting enough to to hang in there
00:48:13
and and we're so grateful for that too I
00:48:15
mean and it is kind of fun it is fun to
00:48:17
do oh my God it and and as to your
00:48:19
question Dan about like schedules and
00:48:21
stuff and lining the three of us up
00:48:22
we've been hanging out already for
00:48:24
decades so it's like it's easy and and
00:48:26
we used it as an excuse to see each
00:48:28
other to start the podcast like why
00:48:30
don't we just start one just because of
00:48:31
just cuz CU it's excuse to see each
00:48:34
other while we're in lockdown and uh we
00:48:37
did like two episodes then we did six
00:48:38
then we did 10 then we did 20 and then
00:48:40
here we are you know um but and was fun
00:48:44
it it's continues to be the Time of Our
00:48:46
Lives I mean you're smart because you
00:48:48
know how to do that I wouldn't I mean I
00:48:50
did a lot of zooms with friends like the
00:48:51
exact same thing but it never crossed
00:48:54
anyone's mind like how would we beam
00:48:56
this out or I mean that just somebody
00:48:58
has to know something yeah I mean how
00:49:01
did you start this one I mean you right
00:49:02
same like hey let's do well we knew how
00:49:05
we knew what that they were out there
00:49:07
like you were doing it which was smart
00:49:10
when there weren't that many and so you
00:49:12
were just like hey how does that work
00:49:14
someone figures it out and there's not
00:49:16
it's kind of like the internet right
00:49:17
it's like hey how does this work this is
00:49:19
kind of fun you know that's all yeah
00:49:22
yeah it worked and there's a lot that
00:49:23
don't work so it's great that you got
00:49:25
one that works well thank you the only I
00:49:27
can think is that it's sort of an art
00:49:30
form with a small a where the consumer
00:49:33
of the art form with a small a is doing
00:49:36
something else while they're consuming
00:49:38
what we're doing predominantly a lot of
00:49:41
people are driving or gardening or at
00:49:43
the gym but don't they but don't people
00:49:46
watch shows like that now and on their
00:49:48
taet everybody's doing something
00:49:52
multitasking isn't that that's why I saw
00:49:55
Dune in a movie theater Stadium theater
00:49:59
and it it was incredible and it's just
00:50:01
all this big sound and I had to turn my
00:50:03
phone off it's only there and in church
00:50:06
phone goes off and that was
00:50:08
revolutionary because you could be
00:50:09
watching a really cool movie yeah and
00:50:11
then someone bringing and like if you
00:50:13
watch at home I found if I watch a movie
00:50:15
at home I will look at my phone and it's
00:50:17
horrible yeah same same because you're
00:50:19
not at the movie theater where it's not
00:50:20
like this is your one thing yeah so at
00:50:22
home you're kind of like well I can
00:50:24
always let me get some to eat what did
00:50:25
you think of doing and you think of Dune
00:50:27
too how you doing well Dune how you
00:50:30
doing would I'll do it as G with Dune
00:50:34
because that's a good word for G I saw
00:50:37
Dune they would make it sexual or
00:50:39
something the first dune was a little
00:50:42
convoluted for me yeah I went to Dune 2
00:50:46
and it was in the genre of science
00:50:49
fiction fantasy it's one of the best
00:50:51
movies ever made I I 100% agree by the
00:50:55
way same director as a rival oh really
00:50:59
so it it just works on so many levels
00:51:02
and it's it's Fantastical the effects
00:51:05
the sound I don't know I was I've
00:51:07
already I've already seen it twice it's
00:51:10
good then Josh Brolin comes in like
00:51:11
halfway through and he's great he's such
00:51:13
a stud and then he is best Zena's great
00:51:17
the kid was great I mean that for such a
00:51:19
big movie The Kid hey Timothy shalom
00:51:23
what's up he is he's kind of he's
00:51:25
younger than me for sure
00:51:27
listen the director's like director's
00:51:30
like hey can you bring the kid around
00:51:32
let me knock on his trailer did they put
00:51:34
an effect on Timothy's voice when he
00:51:36
would he would get
00:51:39
mad's speaking whatever
00:51:43
L how about when you're right how about
00:51:45
when they would like him and his mom
00:51:47
would yeah have that kind of power where
00:51:49
they can uh Jedi Master somebody's mind
00:51:53
you know and they like um open the door
00:51:58
and You' be like what and she'd like
00:52:00
don't touch his arm P kill him and
00:52:03
you're like wait what's happening it was
00:52:05
crazy yeah I know it's just well done
00:52:08
David that'd be a great movie for you to
00:52:10
watch in a theater go to the saw I saw
00:52:12
it what I'm say you can chime in I like
00:52:16
this they're so scared of the sand
00:52:18
snakes then at the end it's like HR puff
00:52:19
and stuff and they're like hey we're all
00:52:21
flying around on sand snake well I love
00:52:24
they're they're they're two miles long
00:52:27
and you've got two two ice picks and and
00:52:30
then you stand on this thing that's 2
00:52:32
miles long and command it that's a
00:52:35
really low IQ I
00:52:37
gold the the brain capacity of this
00:52:40
thing it's as big as an aircraft
00:52:42
character but it's pretty pretty cool
00:52:44
didn't it kind of want to ride one
00:52:46
didn't it hop on yeah I'm getting one
00:52:50
Universal Studios has already got them
00:52:52
made they just haven't got all the
00:52:54
electronics figured out but you'll get
00:52:55
on it and were you around for the first
00:52:58
dune Sean we're going to let you go but
00:53:00
were you around for the first dune which
00:53:02
was Sting was I never saw it Scotty saw
00:53:04
it and he he was you know he likes it
00:53:05
for nostalgic reasons but he said this
00:53:07
these are far Dana you must have seen it
00:53:09
I saw sting wor basically a diaper in
00:53:13
Dune in 1982 I remember that image
00:53:16
though yeah just a white
00:53:18
diaper I do g j incredibly T that's the
00:53:22
only one so far G gay jokes are you
00:53:28
encourage them I encourage them I I had
00:53:31
one I had two that I stopped doing
00:53:33
should I I stopped doing them because I
00:53:36
just thought no I think if you make them
00:53:38
like to me we're all friends and well
00:53:40
and Jason are two my closest friends it
00:53:42
means you're just close like yeah I can
00:53:44
make fun of your hair
00:53:46
your car
00:53:49
whatever off limits well it also I
00:53:52
little bit and we yeah when someone is
00:53:56
comfortable with certain types of jokes
00:53:58
whether they be racial or whatever and
00:54:00
usually it means they're they're the
00:54:03
opposite of of someone who's racist I
00:54:06
they're just like because it's so
00:54:07
ridiculous they don't or or gay jokes
00:54:09
are so ridiculous stereotype that that
00:54:12
if they're easy with it because it's
00:54:14
ridiculous yeah hope this is coming off
00:54:16
right or we could this screen this
00:54:18
screen could go to no because you're
00:54:20
talking to a gay person I just think
00:54:21
it's all it depends on is the messenger
00:54:23
who's telling the joke and and how is it
00:54:26
intend
00:54:26
that's right also who's not turned on by
00:54:29
staying in a diaper I am I mean that's
00:54:33
that's the funny thing is that's what I
00:54:34
think you'd like I go we'd like that
00:54:36
right but but I don't know if this is
00:54:38
Hollywood folklore but he made a doooo
00:54:40
in the diaper and they said we got to
00:54:41
change it and he go d That's
00:54:44
not that is not my diaper my dooo I'm
00:54:48
going full circle back to I that's not
00:54:51
my diaper somebody somebody comes in
00:54:53
here somebody comes in here poops in my
00:54:55
diaper and then
00:54:56
I know who it is but that's what they've
00:54:58
been doing for years yes I'll be
00:55:01
watching you Every Breath You Take hey
00:55:04
you could do a song with that thank you
00:55:07
try Night Never
00:55:11
another wow get that guy on Broadway
00:55:14
anyway he could sing he can dance he can
00:55:17
do comedy what can he do he could do a
00:55:19
sub assult that could play how about
00:55:21
this a question for you you've done it
00:55:23
all is there a movie fantasy for you a
00:55:27
role would you like to put Prosthetics
00:55:29
on and be like Gary Oldman yes oh yeah I
00:55:33
like I mean it's kind of like sketch
00:55:35
comedy it's kind of like character
00:55:37
actors like Philip SE Hoffman Merill
00:55:39
Streep those kind of people who can kind
00:55:41
of transform into people I love that
00:55:43
stuff I love trying I might fail
00:55:45
miserably but I like trying at least I
00:55:48
think it's fun right well you're doing
00:55:50
good thanks you guys I love you both
00:55:52
very SE Sean Hayes has been our guest
00:55:55
and let me tell you nobody's funnier
00:55:57
than this guy he's the top of the box
00:55:59
marless everywhere you find your podcast
00:56:01
but they don't need my help they're up
00:56:03
in chops nobody beats Joe Rogan but they
00:56:06
give him a run for his
00:56:10
money call your
00:56:12
daddy I wish I could okay thank you Sean
00:56:17
thanks you guys
00:56:19
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