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Jim Breuer | Full Episode | Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

January 03, 2024 / 01:18:07

This episode features comedian Jim Brewer discussing his career, stand-up comedy, and memorable experiences. Topics include his time at Sears, the Goat Boy character, and the dynamics of performing.

Jim Brewer shares a humorous story about calling in a bomb threat while working in the paint department at Sears, which led to a mall evacuation. He discusses the challenges of stand-up comedy and the importance of energy and physicality in performances.

Brewer reflects on his time at Saturday Night Live, including the creation of his iconic Goat Boy character and the pressures of the comedy industry. He talks about the camaraderie among comedians and the unique experiences of performing live.

The conversation touches on the evolution of comedy, the significance of authenticity in performances, and the impact of personal stories in stand-up. Brewer emphasizes the joy of surprising oneself on stage and the thrill of connecting with the audience.

Overall, the episode captures the fun and chaotic nature of comedy, showcasing Brewer's storytelling skills and the bond between him and the hosts, Dana and David Spade.

TL;DR

Jim Brewer shares stories from his comedy career, including a bomb threat prank at Sears and the creation of Goat Boy on SNL.

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hey guys it's spoodle uh you can always
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go to Davids spade.com to look at my
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tour dates because I bless a lot of
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cities in America with my hilarious
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standup act or you could not go to it
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and get on my enemy list up to
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you Jimmy Jimbo Brewer Jim Brewer is a
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buddy of mine I don't see barely ever
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anymore he was on we overlapped a little
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bit we talked about that he is such a
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character uh my two buddies in Arizona
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always hit me up with the gim Brewer
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Clips he's got great standup he's
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bananas um he he has a really funny
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story
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about when he worked at Sears he worked
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I think he worked in paints or something
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in the paint department and he does this
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elaborate story of how he called in a
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bomb threat I think that's what happened
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it was so so nuts but everything he says
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he knows how to tell a story I'll give
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him that the guy knows how to talk we
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were cracking up uh we asked about of
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course Goat Boy it took so long for him
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to get that on I think and um I don't
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know if this is just a lot of laughs we
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were all laughing sometimes it's like
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that sometimes it's more informative but
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we just cracked up so stick around kick
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back pull over put it in park and as you
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know Dana uh is still not here but we
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did this one right before uh last year
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we banked it and we are going to get uh
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a few out and then hopefully Dana is
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back and we just keep going we don't
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miss a beat so thank you for
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understanding and he appreciates uh
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everything and he will be speaking about
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it and everything when he comes back
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here's Jim
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[Music]
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Brewer don't do anything without me
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nothing look look at Brewer oh shoot
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hold on like a look Rockstar always just
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showing up when he's ready go
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uhhuh look at Brewer looks like dairo
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I'm on the road and I literally just
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checked into an Airbnb where are you
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playing um some this will come out in
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three months
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what I don't know some place in
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Cincinnati you look good though you look
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good damn
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you I it's three hours on this Zoom we
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we look good look at I mean look where
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we're at in life and we we're not F
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we're not we're not sagging we're not
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like so guys it's great to seeing you
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guys
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man these are good you know Dana I was
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with my two Idiot Friends in Arizona and
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we were leaving some deli and we saw
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these guys and they were all like old
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and beat up and we were like holy [ __ ]
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this is really really Us in 10 years
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then they go hey Spade we went to school
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with you and I go oh shut the [ __ ] up
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really is this well I'm so I was beating
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the system a little bit there because
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they go we totally gave up and I go no
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there's a lot of giving
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upot well let's put it this way though
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started yeah my my relatives they're not
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photographed they don't want pictures
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and they don't they're not on zooms they
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don't see them so they get in the mirror
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they put the chin up they have good
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lighting and then they wonder what the
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[ __ ] happened to me you know like if I
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put them on you let me get a little
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iPhone around you let me get a side
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angle but you can really think you look
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a lot younger why do everybody look so
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old but I represent a little further up
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the ladder than you two so yeah let's
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see you yeah you can Wikipedia well
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Jim's younger than me so you're the
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you're the kid here Jim is still still
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on fire that's one thing I wanted to
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mention Jim the physicality and the
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energy cuz I saw I saw some of your
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special from last year at the comedy
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store in La Hoya yeah and I was
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impressed because a lot of times I'll
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jump around out there I've seen other
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comedians do a physical move and then
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they're they're doing kind of this but
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you went
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ballistic at the beginning of that
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special you came out super mellow put
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like your phone down and then you did
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like five minutes of [ __ ] Jim Carrey
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10x energy and falls out funny and then
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I'm waiting for I'm going this guy's
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gonna have to take a seat like
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Frasier but so do you work out is that
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just because you do it a lot because you
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didn't you sustained it and you didn't
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get you didn't get out of breath so how
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do you do you have you're like M or I
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listen so I think it
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was maybe two years ago before I did
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that where I was on stage
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and I I thought someone got up from the
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I thought someone was aggravated by
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something I was saying and they took a
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baseball and they threw it at me because
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I was hopping around and I felt my calf
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hop and no so I literally turned and I
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went okay who who did that and they're
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all looking at me like I'm crazy and
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then I went oh no no no you're not
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getting away with that you don't throw
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things and they're looking at me like
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I'm crazy and then I went to walk and I
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was oh God and long story short I just I
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didn't know you could blow a calf muscle
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my calf muscle or wow how high up was it
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was it where that meets the Achilles
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Like twoth thirds down or was it up
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toward your knee no it was it was
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literally the
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Fator cap yeah yeah they were like if it
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was just a little bit here we would have
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talking about the ailles heel and a
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whole different okay yeah so I didn't
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hit that so because of
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that I even now I stretch and I I do a
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lot of stretching before I get out there
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I do a lot of I do cardio but I do a lot
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of stretching before I go out there a
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lot of stretching yeah because you
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didn't before right no what what
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comedian goes out there like they're
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going to the NBA finals I know I don't
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do it and then now and then I go but I
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don't move around that much you don't
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move around and I don't do jokes and I
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just lay down yeah and and you and you
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sell out it's called sleepy time with
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Spade I don't know how you sell the
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tickets love it they love it lines
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around the block you get but you're
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doing a rooster thing your hands are out
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I mean it's incredibly physical so
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anyway I I I Lov I grew up with that
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like I loved Lauren Hardy I love and
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comedians once prior came out it Richard
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prior's I'm the same thing I'm just a
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street entertainer I I whatever what I
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grow up on the street I just see the
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story and then I elaborate the story and
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then he he acts everything out like hey
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this is what happened now I'm gonna act
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it out but yeah I got that that San
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Diego one I went I went extremely nuts
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on that one well plus you're taping well
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reminded me cuz you can fall asleep
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about standup mental and when I saw that
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I went damn you know commitment should
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never be underrated and to your point
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like prior with the gangsters the one in
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Long Beach his special you real
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commitment to the voice and to the
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character yeah is extremely entertaining
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whenever I see anybody throw their voice
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anywhere I go do I do that I better do
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that but when you see it you go that's
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really entertaining so thank you thank
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you you know what you're doing up there
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Mr Brewer
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well well he's not walking through it
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which is nice like you're saying he's
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not just going here's my when I grew up
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and I was doing standup Dana but before
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SNL Brewer probably same thing like when
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you go on the road and you work with a
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headliner they could do the same 45
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every time you see them for 10 years and
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then you go and they're just beginning
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middle end you know it back and forth
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they walk back and then they get a drink
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and you go [ __ ] but for someone actually
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think sometimes you even catch yourself
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in your own joke and it gets better
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because you put a new spin on it cuz
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you're saying it you go what am I really
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saying here and you get back into the
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story the way you thought of it and you
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got to say it and lean into it and go
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this this and it sells it harder you're
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not just saying it and so when uh Jim is
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uh a little more animated or just that
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style you have to bring it it's a little
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trickier it definely is you can't walk
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through it no I can't I can't walk
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through this because and and it's
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really the bad part of it for me is if
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that energy is not there I don't do very
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if I if my energy has to stay down here
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I can adjust to it and then I could do
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you know laid back storytelling but when
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it's really really most explosive for me
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is when they're I can feel their energy
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right out of the gate and then that
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feeds I guess like a band and then I and
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then I start going in all different
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directions that I didn't really plan and
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then I'm in the zone and that's that's
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when I have so much fun
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so much fun and because you're
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surprising yourself in the moment you're
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you're going off yeah yes that I'm
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addicted to that I don't enjoy repeating
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yeah um like even now it's all leading
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up to some specials but there's one
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whole
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section and if I every night I'm hitting
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a section I'm like oh my God I'm bored
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with this already I need to find another
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Avenue and then I'll find another Avenue
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like ah I love it again that's very true
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that's very true it's one new bit one
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new idea lifts the whole night out God
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you try to do another bit you're going
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out there and you're doing an hour and
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you go I have one joke that's new and
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you cannot wait you're like here I go
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we're in the middle and then I smash it
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because when it [ __ ] bombs I put a
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winner before it and after and I just
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act like nothing happened but if it
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works the rest of the time I'm like oh
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yeah it does wake you up yes it feels
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good yeah you go still can think of
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[ __ ] jokes it's so hard I hate when
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something has been killing for a couple
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years and then just all of a sudden it
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starts to fade away and you're like
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horrible horrible did I am I not
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committing to it you know I always tell
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young comedians I mean when if you see
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someone run over something in a street
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you come up to your apartment you're
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talking to your friends you want to have
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that kind of commitment and energy you
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get right to it you're very clear
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there's this lady driving a car this and
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that then months later you just unravel
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it and you don't really it's but your
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energy is still up there man well thank
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you let's let's get to the old Jim ju
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said he loved something what what' you
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love no no I loved I I got excited when
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I saw you guys um hook up together and
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start doing this I thought that was a I
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thought that was
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really fascinating interesting I was
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like oh because you know there's a
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billion podcast now yeah we're talk
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about comedy again oh
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[Music]
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God that the
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all right but then when I start and the
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guy didn't pay me shut the [ __ ] up no we
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agree we just kind of went oh I guess
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we'll try this we started hanging out in
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La when I moved back down a lot and then
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uh we just sort of said H let's try it
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and we didn't really have a plan
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obviously um but that's the best part of
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it I mean even when I even when I
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started like we're able to just who
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cares because at the end of the day you
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go back on state you're we're already
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established in that world you know all
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three of us are so who cares you know
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there's there's I won't say who it is
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but there's a gargantuan at least one or
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two comics on there nobody's watching
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the podcast but doesn't stop the human
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being from selling out
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18,000 seats somewhere but this just
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opens a whole new door for us where in
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the years ago we didn't have this and
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and human beings are fascinated by
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anything that feels authentic used to
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think it doesn't have to be funny every
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second but just it this is a new thing
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I'm glad I'm around long enough to like
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okay this is a job that I have little
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side gig did you feel any point you
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don't want to get
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vulnerable like on the podcast I don't I
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I don't know how vulnerable the two of
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you get like how truthful you guys get
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Dan gets more um I would imagine yeah
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yeah there's different kinds of
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vulnerability there's stuff that maybe
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would involve other loved ones M
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wouldn't do that but you can ask me
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anything you want about anything no
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that's that's the way I mean that's what
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I feel like I I over the years have
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found out the more vulnerability I put
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out there more honesty even if I think
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people were like oh I don't I don't care
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I'm I'm at the point I don't I don't
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care what you know about me I'm G tell
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you everything this one's I don't care
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care you got nothing to hold on me
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anymore I don't care my problem Jim is
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I'm like a tough guy hard ass athlete
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that's my Persona so people don't think
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any anything could ever get to me
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impenetrable cuz I'm so can't get yeah
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I'm like the Schwarzenegger of comedy
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and so when they see me they go
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nothing's wrong there's nothing else
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other than toughness after about a
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hundred of these I realized there lny
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dyra of well that's not a good one
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d nails that's I don't know about that
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if you I getting just to Nails that's
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all other than that how about a podcast
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called there's no there there just so
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people know there's nothing don't don't
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don't keep so the name of your podcast
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is Brew nerse I got two others for you
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ready brew nerse and it's on YouTube and
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is it also audio or is it I got one if
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you interview people about their
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feelings one's called brewoo and the
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other one is called uh the Brew Crew yes
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with you and a couple guys I like that
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easy we'll go back to and then a fitness
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segment called hit the gym wow why that
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doesn't have Brew in it I think you guys
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no but no but it's got to hit the I like
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that well Dave I feel honored because
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one of them one of them is Brew Crew
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like we start a whole Brew Crew section
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shirts blah blah blah but the but the
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other one the who what' you say brewoo
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brewoo where it's shering cry yeah I
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like that I like that a lot cry yeah
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take it and run with it start start the
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shirts and hats do I you guys any is
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this okay thank you no you're good dude
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there is a little envelope in that hotel
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room and some pum got $200 I got
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you Jim I don't know if you're ever in
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in LA but when I drive on um PCH coming
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out of the 10 um there's an old Sears it
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says you used to work at Sears yeah I
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used to love Sears and now I'm like this
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building I think is toast I don't know
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what's going on with it well they're
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closing all them and and are they is
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that because of the massive robberies or
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did they they skip Sears I I have no
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clue I just know Target and other ones
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kind of beat them up a little bit yeah
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that's what I think would happen but did
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you know you know guys know Freddy
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armson yeah so me Fred armson yes me and
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Freddy um graduated from the same high
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school and Freddy and I used to work at
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spheres I love it in Valley Stream and
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he was like dude Freddy was he used to
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have a mohawk that that's before Mohawks
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were cool like he had a mohawk mohawk
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and he had combat boots he would wear
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and he what yes and he and he'd walk
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around with like these guys that had
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dead Kennedy jackets on like and he
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worked in the lawnmower department or
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what he worked he I want to say he
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worked in the auto department but only
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you know it's like a sales guy the CL
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and um wow yeah yeah yeah you know
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what you I don't know but you know it
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but when I when I was there I did a big
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bomb threat which you know I made a bit
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but it was it was real like I cleared
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the entire store because thought yeah I
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swar I swear to God
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so I'm I'm sure that both of you
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especially Dana have done so when I
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worked there this is I'm like 19 years
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old I would call other
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departments as characters all day long
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that's funny right so I mean I have I
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have a dangling cross earring I'm
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wearing my Judas Priest denim jackets
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this is where I'm at and um you know
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there's a big fat guy that worked in
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toys so whenever the Cabbage packs would
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come out he'd have all these Jamaican
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women come in and pissed off because
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there were no there were no black
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Cabbage Patch St so they're like why are
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we waiting for five so you'd have and
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that's when I call and you have to pick
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up the phone and i' pick up like like
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hey you know I need you to go look for
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bson basketball don't put me in a hole
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so
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anyway this one this one day
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I swear my kids lives this is a true
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story so I work in paint I don't know
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anything about paint I know nothing
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about people would come look at me like
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hey man you know we want to paint the
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the kitchen like yeah I would put I
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would stain it like I I don't know what
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the hell does
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people this guy you gotta sand it
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what right so there's a guy in
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hardware and I could see him he's right
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down the aisle and I walk in his
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Department like hey man I'm gym working
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paint blah blah blah and he gets really
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snippy he's like okay you know what man
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stay in your department you look high
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all the time you know you don't know
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anything about what you're saying
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so he's overheard one conversation with
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you with paint this
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is um
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86 sish and all I remember we had a big
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ORD deal going on on with Libya right it
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was all over everywhere he he shot
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missiles out a plane and he we gotta
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kill
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madfi so I I call up on my I could see
00:19:13
this I can see him and he picks up the
00:19:17
phone and I say hello he's he's all
00:19:20
professional yeah John Sears Hardware B
00:19:24
stream how am I help you and I said this
00:19:27
is you know doing the whole accent this
00:19:29
is
00:19:30
maafi I've sent six Libyan missiles to
00:19:33
blow up the Sear's Hardware Department
00:19:37
you know and I'm going on and on I'm
00:19:39
doing the noises and I and I said Long
00:19:42
Live Paint right hang out so I swear to
00:19:47
God right so I I go into the break room
00:19:51
because you to go in the break room you
00:19:53
had to go through the paint paint the
00:19:55
doors to everyone would come out to
00:19:57
paint and so I'm in the break room and
00:20:00
I'm hanging out for like 20 minutes and
00:20:02
and like ah let me go back out there
00:20:06
nobody's out there and I'm and I'm like
00:20:10
what the [ __ ] is going so um like
00:20:14
nobody's there's no customers there's no
00:20:16
people I go in I go in the toys and the
00:20:19
candy and and then the security guy
00:20:21
comes out and he's like hey man you
00:20:22
gotta get out of here so what's go ah
00:20:25
the new guy got a bomb threat what
00:20:28
what do you mean got a bomb thre like
00:20:30
yeah man you don't even remember 20
00:20:32
minutes ago right I said well I said
00:20:35
that was
00:20:37
me I said I was Muma Gaddafi I said I
00:20:41
sting missiles what the [ __ ] I I I said
00:20:45
I ended with long liveed paint yeah he's
00:20:48
like oh oh man well we had to evacuate
00:20:51
this and the mall like the mall you're
00:20:53
fuing evacuating the mall so this is
00:20:55
Valley Stream Greenacres Mall long story
00:20:58
short I had to talk with cops and they
00:21:01
all laughed I had a meet with the oh boy
00:21:06
head guy of of of Long Island yeah of
00:21:10
all the paint and
00:21:13
um he sits me down he's got a suit and
00:21:16
tie and I come walking in there and he's
00:21:19
like so tell me what happened that day
00:21:22
paint
00:21:23
department you know I should have been
00:21:26
doing more paint I apologize but all my
00:21:29
stuff was done I got all the sales ones
00:21:31
up in the in the front display and it
00:21:34
was slow that night so I I keep things
00:21:36
light and I I started I called him and I
00:21:39
I I said I said I was
00:21:42
madfi and I sent missiles to hit Sears
00:21:45
Hardware and I ended by saying Long Live
00:21:49
Paint um and dude this guy
00:21:53
goes all right why why don't you just
00:21:56
sell more paint we do do a little less
00:21:58
phone calls like I keep my job like yeah
00:22:01
that guy quit after five days because
00:22:05
everyone would walk by his Department
00:22:07
going look out this missile's coming you
00:22:10
know eventually he just yeah yeah want D
00:22:14
he was in his 40s and I'm sorry if
00:22:15
you're working Sears Hardware in your 40
00:22:18
like something happened you know what I
00:22:20
mean like something he's either living
00:22:22
in the basement like this bad divorce
00:22:24
something's going you ain't working
00:22:26
Sears hardware by the way it's it's more
00:22:29
it's Mo Omar Gaddafi calling directly he
00:22:31
doesn't have some guy call to
00:22:34
threaten yes that's a red flag right
00:22:37
there just madfi is calling the hard
00:22:41
from Libya all the way to a hardware
00:22:44
department Valley Springs I'm going to
00:22:47
call 5,000 tonight you the
00:22:50
first now we go you tell the people of
00:22:53
the
00:22:54
hardware and the and the tool pits that
00:22:57
they going down you tell Prescott Nevada
00:23:01
that I'm coming for them you spread it
00:23:04
around this is straight from the Dutch
00:23:07
Brothers with paint is that something
00:23:09
and you tell the department store Sterns
00:23:12
next to you they are
00:23:15
next I'm going after Radio Shack every
00:23:19
Radio Shack is going to be gone by
00:23:23
morning my name is grn
00:23:26
Baki ches King you will never buy three
00:23:29
suits for
00:23:30
$99 any
00:23:35
again food court
00:23:38
goodbye Basin Robins must
00:23:43
die I have no problem with Panda
00:23:50
Express goodbye Pand the king all of
00:23:56
youo tat T
00:23:59
Junction sort of makes sense but what uh
00:24:04
so yeah I know Freddy was I think Freddy
00:24:06
was one did he get caught in the in the
00:24:08
rubble or what happened with that so so
00:24:10
here I don't even get the story I goes
00:24:11
so no bombs the bomb didn't hit no no no
00:24:16
Gaddafi no bombs just a joke just joke
00:24:19
must some people just go but there must
00:24:21
have been some kind of bomb was some
00:24:23
threat no was really made up but
00:24:25
something got damaged no
00:24:28
no nothing did no it was all made up yep
00:24:31
that's good though Dana we stumbled into
00:24:33
Sears because I love Sears and I used to
00:24:36
go to the wishbook and get all my uh oh
00:24:38
I always love SE the wish book for
00:24:39
Christmas you know you go through it
00:24:41
Circle stuff and then oh yes Santa would
00:24:43
get the only thing was is my brother I
00:24:45
had three older the brother got the
00:24:47
Schwin Stingray Monster green my parents
00:24:51
ran out of money so nothing against
00:24:53
Sears body I got the Sears front loader
00:24:56
and it was just such a downg grade from
00:24:58
the Schwin but that I I recovered Jim's
00:25:00
like I knew a guy in bikes at Sears Jim
00:25:03
had a a great Schwin Sting Ray as a kid
00:25:07
I had a Schwin
00:25:09
Scrambler oh and it
00:25:12
had multiple gears it had mag mag wheels
00:25:18
no way all my life and this is when I
00:25:21
realized you're lying there's no way
00:25:25
Absolut and I'm right around my
00:25:27
neighborhood all like yeah this is I got
00:25:31
a swin Scrambler with black mag wheels
00:25:35
eat it it was
00:25:37
stolen what that night out of my garage
00:25:40
that's that's the neighborhood was like
00:25:42
yeah no we don't show off here take it
00:25:45
oh you showed off oh you puffed up Ryan
00:25:49
to the neighborhoods what's up like I
00:25:53
almost got my bike stolen
00:25:56
but we went in into a hardware store and
00:25:58
we shoplifted bike locks and then came
00:26:01
out and locked up our bikes true story
00:26:04
that's a that's a good well there was
00:26:06
also a big um racket going at
00:26:09
Sears like you go to they had it was a
00:26:12
gangster Mafia I swear in my life
00:26:15
there's guy I think his name was the
00:26:17
benedetto and he'd be in
00:26:20
class he'd be like high school the
00:26:22
benedetto like
00:26:24
bre you know anyone wants a VCR and VCR
00:26:28
is then like oh [ __ ] you could score a
00:26:30
VCR he's like you're going to go into a
00:26:35
hardware you're GNA buy like a wrench
00:26:38
for like a199 and you're gonna buy a
00:26:41
garbage pal a garbage Pals you got to
00:26:44
pick up down by the loading dock you ask
00:26:47
for Vinnie you'll have that the VCR be
00:26:51
in that but I got to get you $40 by
00:26:54
Friday oh my God are you serious
00:26:57
[Laughter]
00:27:00
score it was a huge score these guys
00:27:03
were just [ __ ] oh man J I just have to
00:27:06
say that because you're standing and
00:27:08
moving to the camera it's like you're
00:27:10
you're making your own feature film like
00:27:12
you're going into a closeup and your
00:27:14
face is a little distorted your chin
00:27:16
down so you're totally this weird
00:27:18
character in a movie just then I was
00:27:21
going damn what is going on he like hey
00:27:24
you know I want to say you this you know
00:27:26
[ __ ] you know this guy in my
00:27:28
seventh
00:27:29
grade and he was such a little puss but
00:27:32
he was such a tough talker and he goes
00:27:35
hey man where you G I go I'm thinking
00:27:38
about move one time he busted me because
00:27:39
he goes what are you doing this summer
00:27:41
Spade I go uh we're thinking of heading
00:27:42
to cff I tried to be [ __ ] cool I said
00:27:45
Cal he goes you [ __ ] trying to say
00:27:49
cff and not say the whole word to be
00:27:51
cool and I go no I was going to say
00:27:52
California he goes no you weren't he
00:27:54
told everyone but he he he was such a
00:27:57
little puss and he walked around and he
00:28:00
he said so no one would bother me he
00:28:02
goes I'm I'm tied into the bonano family
00:28:06
and it was like a big real Mafia Family
00:28:08
and everyone was like holy [ __ ] no one
00:28:10
questioned why is a seventh grader
00:28:12
working for the banano F but we all
00:28:15
stayed away from them because that
00:28:16
scares people dude I grew up around all
00:28:19
those bananas they that
00:28:24
is oh the bananas there is nothing
00:28:27
it's funny you know we we'd be playing
00:28:30
roller hockey and you know in the middle
00:28:33
of the game we're like N9 years old 11
00:28:38
years old a bunch of us and I remember
00:28:40
there's always a couple kids like did
00:28:42
you hear what happened uh Uncle Nikki
00:28:44
what the government arrested him for
00:28:48
taxes or something and like I never met
00:28:52
there was at least three kids that I
00:28:53
knew and their fathers would always get
00:28:55
arrested but no one really knew what
00:28:57
they and you don't know what's going on
00:28:59
and then the old and then the older you
00:29:01
get you're like oh [ __ ] you my God their
00:29:07
their parents are are tied in the mafia
00:29:10
how do you know that they come from
00:29:11
Little Italy I mean what do you think
00:29:13
they're [ __ ] doing politics there
00:29:15
like what do you um yeah they
00:29:19
were there they found a guy
00:29:21
behind uh around my street this little
00:29:24
bar I used to go into Kate Saloon
00:29:28
and in there it was only I think we were
00:29:32
there we go in there for like a year and
00:29:34
we'd sneak in there and they found and
00:29:36
the cops are all out there like what's
00:29:38
going on they found a guy in cement and
00:29:40
a bunch of boxes like what holy [ __ ]
00:29:45
yeah that I watched all that around me
00:29:49
dude even
00:29:50
in when you start making it too I'm sure
00:29:55
both you guys were approached by
00:29:58
many type of people um yeah they they
00:30:02
all come out of the woodwork you know
00:30:04
what I get Dana is a guy will come up to
00:30:06
me to this day and he'll like come to me
00:30:09
at a restaurant and there's some girls
00:30:10
near us and he walks and goes hey man
00:30:12
what's going on my name's Mikey [ __ ]
00:30:14
blah blah blah I'm all cool like and
00:30:16
then he turns me two inches and he goes
00:30:18
hey girls my buddy Spade blah BL blah I
00:30:20
just want to say hi and I'm like wait I
00:30:23
just met Mikey literally 4 seconds ago
00:30:25
but it's a it's an interesting move like
00:30:28
he's my man and some people are
00:30:30
middlemen like they go hey you should
00:30:31
come to this thing and then they'll tell
00:30:34
the place they're bringing me and then
00:30:35
he's the middleman getting attention
00:30:37
because he's like the guy that got me in
00:30:40
but he goes hey these guys want you to
00:30:41
come and then I go and then he goes hey
00:30:44
they take care of your dinner and then
00:30:45
he goes then I see him with the waiter
00:30:47
going just pay for his dinner like he's
00:30:48
a [ __ ] on TV and I'm like oh this
00:30:50
wasn't even set up ahead this is just a
00:30:52
guy a Flim Flam man bullshitting his way
00:30:55
through town but there's a lot of those
00:30:56
there's more of those and real people no
00:30:58
you're
00:31:01
[Music]
00:31:03
right so how were you in high school Jim
00:31:06
I mean were you popular were you a stud
00:31:08
were you a nerd no no no no no I I I was
00:31:12
way too shy yeah I I wasn't a stoner yet
00:31:15
I wasn't a stoner yet I didn't try pot
00:31:18
until my senior year right before I
00:31:21
graduated um but that really didn't kick
00:31:25
in
00:31:25
until I like 20 years old 21 years old
00:31:29
but High School I was really quiet
00:31:33
unless I was the back of the room kid so
00:31:36
I'd always go for the back of the room
00:31:37
and once I was back of the room if I can
00:31:39
disrupt this guy and get this guy on my
00:31:41
team or this chick on my team and then
00:31:43
we'd had you know I draw a little
00:31:44
cartoons try to crack up this one um but
00:31:47
it wasn't
00:31:49
until we did a a sketch night ah and I
00:31:55
right and
00:31:58
basically you know this kid one of my
00:32:00
best friends like Jim you got to do
00:32:03
sketch tonight I'm like I'm not doing
00:32:04
those sketch and's like no man this is
00:32:07
different they're really cool I'm like a
00:32:10
just I a I want anything to do with
00:32:13
theater so they basically like a Cosby
00:32:17
bit our school each grade
00:32:21
um each grade had to do a thing from the
00:32:24
Bible even though we weren't a a school
00:32:27
of Faith right
00:32:30
so my friend writes up pretty much and
00:32:34
he swears he had no clue Cosby did it
00:32:37
was the Cubit spit you know God goes uh
00:32:41
Noah I need you to yeah yeah build the B
00:32:44
Cubit what's a cubit he goes but but all
00:32:46
at that time all I would do is all day
00:32:50
imitate professional wrestlers running
00:32:52
into the locker smashing their heads and
00:32:54
the other thing I would do is talk like
00:32:56
Eddie Murphy
00:32:58
nonstop all all day so he said do it as
00:33:02
Eddie
00:33:05
Murphy so I finally agreed to
00:33:08
it and this is so now that I really
00:33:10
think of it like I could really getting
00:33:14
today's world oh my God they would at me
00:33:16
he's racist need to be
00:33:20
can so I came out as Moses but as Eddie
00:33:24
Murphy Eddie Murphy being Moses and all
00:33:29
I
00:33:30
remember was well I got to hear this
00:33:33
yeah well well I yeah so I came out and
00:33:36
I was like what your
00:33:38
mother you know so I'm doing all that
00:33:41
and the
00:33:44
place ex
00:33:47
explodes I I've
00:33:49
never I'm never killed that hard
00:33:53
since not really I've been trying to
00:33:57
it's the most memorable maybe I should
00:33:59
do all my stuff that I'm doing now just
00:34:01
do it as Murphy back in 85 yeah that's
00:34:04
funny but the next day in
00:34:07
school I swear to God it's like a movie
00:34:09
so all the hot chicks like oh my God
00:34:12
you're so funny all the guys I always
00:34:15
were intimidated by like the jocks and
00:34:18
they were like bro we got to hang out
00:34:20
man you're a pisser I never known you
00:34:22
were such a pisser it's like a teen
00:34:24
movie everything's going perfectly the
00:34:26
next day
00:34:27
it was it was Dave if you wrote the
00:34:30
script you ah it's a little too
00:34:32
predictable yeah yeah it really was that
00:34:35
and then the next night I had to do it
00:34:37
again they were chanting and I just I
00:34:39
was already on the verge of like I'm
00:34:41
gonna be a standup I'm doing it but this
00:34:45
this put me over the I was like oh yeah
00:34:48
I'm going after this did you swear at
00:34:51
the high school thing or no did you say
00:34:53
[ __ ] yeah but okay I'm just
00:34:55
curious you did it without swearing
00:34:57
that's pretty good I said your mother a
00:34:58
lot I'm like yeah what' you say and I
00:35:00
was doing this with my hands for some
00:35:04
reason that your mother your mother your
00:35:08
mother was enough back then we didn't
00:35:09
need crude language yeah you can hint at
00:35:12
it now it's got to be nail on the head
00:35:14
yeah high school if you can if you can
00:35:16
be cool that's [ __ ] spreads like
00:35:17
wildfire that's great yeah so that but
00:35:21
otherwise High School I really wasn't
00:35:24
uh I was I was mostly quiet I like I
00:35:27
grew up on a street we never had to
00:35:30
leave the street I I mean we had chicks
00:35:34
we had everyone who I still hang out
00:35:36
with is from that street we're all
00:35:38
within two three years of each other it
00:35:40
was huh I I really to me that was the
00:35:43
greatest everyone knew each other
00:35:44
everyone looked after each other it was
00:35:45
it was like a brothers and and still is
00:35:48
to this day so was where were you what
00:35:51
city Valley Stream you keep saying this
00:35:54
fake name but where is that what state
00:35:57
oh I'm sorry New York New York thank it
00:36:00
sounds very it sounds California long is
00:36:03
Island and so so we grew up where Valley
00:36:08
Stream the End of the Street almost like
00:36:10
the movie 8 Mile the end of the street
00:36:13
was all black we were the beginning of
00:36:17
all white so you had this racial tension
00:36:21
and we weren't really allowed to walk on
00:36:23
their side they like get back on that
00:36:25
side white like H sorry and then and
00:36:27
then if they would come down the street
00:36:29
we'd all just stare oh my God like so
00:36:33
you don't do [ __ ] you
00:36:34
[ __ ] what's that you don't do
00:36:38
anything no we were scared to death are
00:36:40
you kidding yeah what were you going to
00:36:42
challenge the
00:36:45
neighborhood popsicle stick you
00:36:47
sharpened but were you friends with any
00:36:49
black guys then or no trouble
00:36:51
now I'm going to sharpen this Popsicle
00:36:54
stick It's Like a Knife Man you roll a
00:36:57
hula hoop at
00:37:00
them take that go get some dirt bombs oh
00:37:04
dirts yeah so then you're friends with
00:37:07
these guys still because of that Bond of
00:37:09
that that street yeah yeah they come to
00:37:11
every time have either one of
00:37:14
you played um the Paramount in
00:37:17
Huntington New
00:37:19
York yes is that when they give you a
00:37:22
brick afterwards yes yes it's a [ __ ]
00:37:25
40 pound brick I'm line out the next day
00:37:28
I'm on I have to take it it's got my
00:37:30
name on it and we go like a few blocks
00:37:32
to the driver goes just pull over so
00:37:35
there're
00:37:35
somewhere but great great Club very hot
00:37:39
you know hot room Dave you would they
00:37:43
are hands down the greatest people
00:37:46
towards artists I think it's one of the
00:37:47
greatest venues in the whole country
00:37:49
they are um the downstairs they have
00:37:52
that whole HIIT private room and all
00:37:54
that Jaz but I play there like every
00:37:58
three four months and my my the kids I
00:38:01
grew up with they always meet me there
00:38:03
and then we go downstairs in a room and
00:38:05
you know it's like being bunch of
00:38:07
Knuckleheads back being kids again do
00:38:09
you ever hear this though with relatives
00:38:11
or friends that come to your shows they
00:38:13
backstage they go no matter how many
00:38:16
times I hear those bits they're still
00:38:18
funny to me such a burn
00:38:22
yeah I've heard that thing you did 35
00:38:25
times I still I actually that's based on
00:38:29
me I think and they're like and you're
00:38:30
like
00:38:31
no no no I tell everyone that's about me
00:38:35
right no so how did these friends it's
00:38:39
about no that's not you go ahead how did
00:38:41
they respond when you started to get
00:38:44
really successful I mean first you must
00:38:45
have exploded in the clubs or became a
00:38:47
headliner at some point Right and
00:38:49
started to make good
00:38:50
money I'm assuming you were you weren't
00:38:53
a 10year tortured guy it seems like with
00:38:55
your skill set and attitude pretty
00:38:57
quickly you were no one wanted to follow
00:38:59
you put it that way yeah yeah so that
00:39:02
that started 89 to about
00:39:07
93 uh and that's when I so long
00:39:11
island then my parents did the move they
00:39:14
went to Florida I moved down there and I
00:39:16
kind
00:39:17
of lost my whole Direction moving down
00:39:21
there I couldn't really afford New York
00:39:23
on my own so I went down there and then
00:39:27
I
00:39:28
reamped and I started going to comedy
00:39:31
clubs so it was
00:39:33
89 started couple months in Florida you
00:39:37
started in Florida okay yeah and then
00:39:40
that led to being on the road I can't
00:39:43
follow this guy this kids a pain in the
00:39:46
ass um and that was the I gotta say that
00:39:49
was the greatest time ever like just
00:39:51
staying in crappy condos and listen like
00:39:54
I I've been doing comedy like 10 10
00:39:56
years and you hear all the story it was
00:39:58
a lot of fun and then did you ever have
00:40:00
novelty acts where you show up at the
00:40:02
comedians condo and like the vent Quist
00:40:04
took the headliner bedroom oh oh yeah
00:40:08
can't do that for people are listening
00:40:10
there's a comedian's condo and there's
00:40:12
yes usually the headliner gets the
00:40:14
master bedroom but if if the clown
00:40:16
showed up early then you're like well
00:40:19
why is there a juggler in the
00:40:21
master yeah exactly these the novelty
00:40:25
acts they had a guy named we had a
00:40:26
puppet named chuck wood he he didn't
00:40:28
want you to look at it don't don't touch
00:40:30
Chuck I mean he was like it really was
00:40:32
like a human being to him a piece of
00:40:35
wood [ __ ]
00:40:39
face so anyway I'm yeah go ahead I'm
00:40:42
only walking my way up to your SNL thing
00:40:45
and trying to figure out the timeline of
00:40:48
that where you found yourself as a
00:40:51
performer so so standup brings me back
00:40:56
to Long Island now I'm getting the city
00:40:59
clubs uh I landed my first TV show
00:41:03
pretty quick it was an all it was an all
00:41:05
Urban black show Uptown Comedy Club and
00:41:08
they filmed it it was the real Poor
00:41:11
Man's Apollo living color was it on
00:41:15
UPN do you remember what UPN was I think
00:41:18
I remember that show no I think MTV no
00:41:22
Dave no actually MTV took the show
00:41:25
what's his name took the show he told me
00:41:26
he's he told when I saw it on what's his
00:41:29
name oh God Robert Townson no no no no
00:41:36
so it's filmed in
00:41:38
Harlem um it was a great show it was it
00:41:42
was you know it was fun actually you're
00:41:44
doing sketches on it we're doing
00:41:46
sketches and now I'm doing the clubs at
00:41:48
night I'm now I'm doing like seven eight
00:41:50
sets on the weekends and I'm in in every
00:41:52
club and I'm feeling like I'm a badass
00:41:55
and then I got a huge development deal
00:41:58
and then another development deal and
00:42:00
then me and Chappelle were launched to
00:42:04
spin-off of a Tim Allen show the Home
00:42:08
Improvement and we filmed we were I was
00:42:11
on the cover TV Guide [ __ ] I was I was
00:42:15
buying leather pants yeah I was bro I
00:42:19
was like this was happening um and the
00:42:24
second episode the commercials were on
00:42:27
it was called buddies uh we were
00:42:30
following uh Home Improvement and they
00:42:32
fired me what right be yeah they fired
00:42:36
me the second episode right before the
00:42:41
premiere so I had all my I had my
00:42:43
childhood friends out oh you you want to
00:42:46
talk about traumatizing right
00:42:49
so I just remember being I just got told
00:42:53
like hey man they let you go like what
00:42:55
you but the commercials are on like I
00:42:58
don't
00:43:00
how's like they're still a commercials
00:43:03
like what the [ __ ] is going on um and
00:43:06
that that was my first big Taste of
00:43:08
Hollywood right so now D so now I go to
00:43:13
my room and thank God my best friends
00:43:16
were there that I grew up with because
00:43:17
they bring it back to Blue Collar
00:43:19
because I'm like oh my God the whole
00:43:21
Hollywood World they going be [ __ ]
00:43:23
angry and I they're already crushed my
00:43:26
mini
00:43:27
bar and it's like 100 p.m. like he man
00:43:30
you're all right something happened ah
00:43:32
[ __ ] they fired me like what what do
00:43:35
you mean they fired you like they fired
00:43:37
me it's like it's just I there no more
00:43:40
doing it and they think for a
00:43:42
second and my one friend goes well I got
00:43:46
a [ __ ] limo for tonight so I guess
00:43:49
I'm paying and we're going out because
00:43:50
you ain't got a [ __ ]
00:43:52
job and he really just made it so simple
00:43:57
like [ __ ] it you ain't got a job [ __ ]
00:43:59
let's go hang out and I went to The
00:44:01
Improv of
00:44:03
Melrose and I remember the comedian I
00:44:05
think you know you think they're all
00:44:06
your friends you're like hey man I hey I
00:44:09
heard what happened yeah um I'll never
00:44:12
forget this so oh no your character that
00:44:16
got fired what do you tell me about
00:44:19
because I'm
00:44:20
auditioning you mother why blood in the
00:44:24
water godamn what should I do different
00:44:27
to get the job you got fired from you
00:44:29
have any hints you know wow so then that
00:44:32
led to another
00:44:34
pilot um I can't believe Rob Schneider
00:44:37
would say that to you that's what shocks
00:44:39
me no I'm kidding Rob he's a friend of
00:44:43
ours give me some
00:44:45
tips I get fired from another one I'm
00:44:49
sorry I didn't get fired the main
00:44:51
character gets fired oh it was clerks oh
00:44:55
from the movie Clerk oh okay and they
00:44:58
fire what's his name Kevin Smith they
00:45:01
fire Kevin Smith so now I'm fire the guy
00:45:05
who inv running these shows good God you
00:45:08
get rid of Kevin Smith and so it the
00:45:11
Frenchy Frenchie something from Third
00:45:14
Rock when the Su was on
00:45:15
the yes Frenchie Stewart was part of it
00:45:18
he's a great
00:45:19
guy it gets picked up and then it gets
00:45:23
dropped and then I'm develop and then SN
00:45:26
was like hey will you audition and on my
00:45:28
life I said
00:45:31
no way am I doing that show and like why
00:45:35
I'm like no because I saw this one and
00:45:39
this one and this one going to that show
00:45:43
and they came out miserable dark human
00:45:46
beings I don't know what's going on
00:45:49
there I ain't put I'm I already hate the
00:45:52
industry I've already seen enough and so
00:45:55
the the process to get on which by the
00:45:59
way Lauren loves you Dana loves you I
00:46:04
love I'm sure he loves you too but I was
00:46:07
about to say like you don't have to lean
00:46:08
so hard you started to say a d and I
00:46:10
started to look at the camera a little
00:46:11
harder and then you go D lean into no he
00:46:14
loves you guys he loves no he loves Dana
00:46:17
fine he used to bounce Dana on his knee
00:46:18
at readr I remember it's fine yeah yeah
00:46:20
no he because um so it was a process and
00:46:24
then once I saw it was new cast um and I
00:46:28
met will at the club I was the last guy
00:46:31
hired on that cast Dave was Spade was
00:46:34
still I did a year overlap with you
00:46:37
correct yes yes and will frell started
00:46:40
was it Sherry o Terry Sherry Chris Katan
00:46:44
uh and
00:46:45
your darl
00:46:48
Hamond so they were sort of replacing
00:46:51
not only Dana B reset yeah Adam left it
00:46:57
was it was replacing that whole bunch
00:46:58
yeah and I hung a too long Dave do you
00:47:03
remember do you remember the the the
00:47:07
so we for us you know I'm like oh my God
00:47:12
this is really happening now we're
00:47:13
really gonna be on TV you Dave were we
00:47:17
were on the bleachers and were given a
00:47:19
press conference all right
00:47:22
Norm is right next to me you are one
00:47:27
level down and to be honest with you I'm
00:47:29
I'm a little I'm Star Struck by you and
00:47:32
I'm Star Struck by Norm right I'm like
00:47:35
oh my God like oh my God and Norm came
00:47:37
up to me you're
00:47:39
funny and they're going their Marcy C's
00:47:43
going nor put out the goddamn cigarett
00:47:48
I'm not done yet he smoking at this
00:47:51
press conference and then he he finishes
00:47:55
it and they asked me a
00:47:58
question and Lauren goes uh no no it was
00:48:01
Warren Littlefield and one Littlefield
00:48:04
goes Jim Brewer he goes Jim Brewer uh
00:48:08
you're like the New York guy you grew up
00:48:11
here and what's it like being perhaps
00:48:15
the real New Yorker and your whole life
00:48:18
watch sat Night Live and now here you
00:48:19
are part of this new task and I just
00:48:22
simply went I didn't watch s life
00:48:24
growing up and you went
00:48:27
wrong answer you said like
00:48:30
that oh my God you said it you said it
00:48:34
like under your breath and you but I
00:48:36
could tell it generally made you laugh
00:48:38
and I didn't know what that meant and
00:48:41
then like he tried to recover and I just
00:48:44
knew at that moment I'm like oh no Marcy
00:48:48
came up and strangled you oh my God that
00:48:51
was a bad answer and then they tried to
00:48:54
they tried to recover and said um I said
00:48:57
oh was because I was a kid and I wasn't
00:48:59
allowed to stay up that late said surely
00:49:01
when you were older and I went no man I
00:49:03
was out Saturday nights [ __ ] I'm so
00:49:06
stupid what the Jesus [ __ ] so
00:49:11
stupid Oh my God Brewer [ __ ] they go
00:49:14
do you know where you are right now and
00:49:15
you're like I don't even know what the
00:49:17
[ __ ] is going on where am I I was I was
00:49:19
like I just got fired from this what
00:49:22
going I fired again yeah Kevin Smith is
00:49:25
God like come on I don't [ __ ] is ask me
00:49:27
these questions ask Will a question he's
00:49:30
happy um so you came in with all those
00:49:33
people now I hosted maybe 95 or 96 but I
00:49:40
remember you as just a
00:49:43
Powerhouse because on the show I did the
00:49:46
Joe pesy show yeah which we should talk
00:49:48
about and then the the madness and
00:49:52
silliness and the verbal I think we
00:49:53
talked about it when I was there of goat
00:49:56
boy the that thing was like those two
00:50:00
bits were killer as far when I hosted I
00:50:04
think I came on the peshy show was I
00:50:06
Ross foro or some [ __ ] I don't know yes
00:50:09
yeah yeah with peshy and then goat boy
00:50:12
so anyway I showed up a year later and
00:50:14
it looked like you were you know just
00:50:17
just doing you were hot I felt good but
00:50:21
you were you brought like when you came
00:50:24
on I mean we we started off with Tom
00:50:28
Hanks whoa and then that's where the
00:50:31
that's where the goat really got
00:50:34
launched did you do the first Show with
00:50:36
Tom Hanks the first your first show yes
00:50:38
oh boy yeah yeah and and we did the goat
00:50:41
and to be honest with
00:50:43
you that character I I pitched it as a
00:50:46
guy with Tourette's that's all I was I
00:50:49
just I said I want to do a guy and he
00:50:51
gets nervous he gets nervous when he's
00:50:53
with chicks and he sings and he starts
00:50:55
you know hello here and then Tom gianis
00:50:59
who was a writer
00:51:00
yeah waited months and he finally came
00:51:04
to I already forgot about it no one
00:51:05
cared about this character and he comes
00:51:08
to me he goes hey uh I think I I think I
00:51:11
got a great idea um so I've been
00:51:14
thinking about the goat I went was eight
00:51:16
months ago he's like no no no so what if
00:51:20
what if it was an experiment because you
00:51:23
know we're in the Middle East a lot so
00:51:24
they they're hbra and they and they have
00:51:27
to get up in the mountains but our but
00:51:28
our soldiers can't do it so they get a
00:51:30
goat and a person and the military but
00:51:32
it doesn't work so they just they just
00:51:35
really sing about it a lot and then so
00:51:37
they don't know what to do with this guy
00:51:39
who who who loves the 80s because and so
00:51:42
VH1 gives him a show I'm like are you
00:51:45
[ __ ] are you Ser that's the craziest
00:51:47
[ __ ] I've ever heard
00:51:50
anded on doing it and I was pissed like
00:51:53
this is so stupid and it
00:51:56
just it it murdered it it was it was
00:52:00
just confusing to
00:52:02
people go you had goat ears you were
00:52:05
like a scientific Hy the outfit I didn't
00:52:08
want the but the thing about it Jim is
00:52:12
that as an audience member watching it
00:52:15
it's like you don't I don't know how
00:52:17
long you're gonna Bray as a goat or when
00:52:19
you might hit a little one so there's an
00:52:21
improvisational quality that the
00:52:23
audience can feel you a performer are in
00:52:26
tune with that for me all that standup
00:52:28
of like oh they like it I'm going to hit
00:52:30
one here and I'm going to do a long one
00:52:32
here so it had this thing that was
00:52:35
pretty electric everyone's just waiting
00:52:36
for it then you go a long time without
00:52:38
it everyone's
00:52:39
like and you
00:52:42
yeah it is well here's something you
00:52:44
don't know and I owe you an apology and
00:52:47
you don't even know why oh okay accepted
00:52:51
yes no so when you first of all you came
00:52:54
on you know for a lot of us especially
00:52:56
me I was like oh [ __ ] like this is wow
00:53:00
and Lauren was already prepping the
00:53:03
table like we're gonna have when Dana
00:53:05
comes here he's just it's gonna be like
00:53:08
he was already setting the table you
00:53:10
guys have no clue how this is going down
00:53:12
right
00:53:14
so I never had anyone
00:53:18
improv right and by the time you came on
00:53:21
I started feeling like my I got some I'm
00:53:24
starting have those Tuesday night
00:53:28
dinners
00:53:29
okay cool
00:53:31
group I'm having Tuesday night dinners
00:53:34
like oh [ __ ] Jim uh the Branzino is
00:53:39
fresh give it a try right and you came
00:53:44
on and absolutely murdered you were you
00:53:46
were
00:53:48
um Wham the No noge George Mich George
00:53:52
Michaels yeah you Michael and you were
00:53:57
murdering and I would
00:53:59
like like I look back in time like God
00:54:03
damn it I wish I just listened and
00:54:05
watched more and then fed off your
00:54:08
energy where during that you're crushing
00:54:12
and then I would do something but then
00:54:13
you'd improv and I'd get I'd be like
00:54:16
you're stepping on my [ __ ] and I and I
00:54:20
try to recover and there was even one
00:54:23
where I put like an angry girl I was
00:54:24
like
00:54:26
and
00:54:28
I I was George Michael and who were you
00:54:31
go boy yeah
00:54:33
like we were oh was that mashup yeah God
00:54:36
I remember now yeah yeah so it's George
00:54:37
Michael and the gooy are you are so
00:54:41
funny at it and but it was the first
00:54:45
time that
00:54:47
I that we really had
00:54:51
someone what I would say super
00:54:53
professional and like so so in the
00:54:55
element of live like we're still we're
00:54:58
still learning Dave already left Spade
00:55:01
already left
00:55:02
so now we're figuring we stick to the
00:55:05
lines we don't go too far off it but you
00:55:08
brought this whole and I just wish at
00:55:11
that moment I understood that even
00:55:14
better um because that sketch probably
00:55:17
would have went to a even a monstrosity
00:55:21
level if I was willing to play as much
00:55:24
as your expert
00:55:25
you probably also thought you would get
00:55:27
in trouble I did I did well there yeah
00:55:31
but just for a second I mean I had done
00:55:34
140 shows then I'm coming back this was
00:55:36
your third show Fourth this was this was
00:55:40
the second season maybe maybe my third
00:55:44
real sketch yeah and I I felt that I
00:55:48
needed three SE 60 or 80 shows for the
00:55:51
audience to kind of discover me and for
00:55:53
me to get more confident I mean in a in
00:55:55
another level I mean I got more
00:55:58
confident but you were still early on so
00:56:01
yeah you know I just thought you were a
00:56:03
kindred spirit that you were playing
00:56:06
with rhythms I thought your peshi was
00:56:08
great um and it was just a really funny
00:56:11
take on on Joe peshi I don't know I
00:56:13
thought you were just a completely
00:56:14
kindred spirit to me as a performer I
00:56:18
felt that way and I always I loved I
00:56:21
really admired like both you guys like
00:56:24
whenever you guys would just like Dave
00:56:25
once in a while would come up and he
00:56:26
would just interact with me backstage
00:56:29
like Dave just talk to me he thinks I'm
00:56:33
cool he didn't you know you had no clue
00:56:34
you had that effect but I people always
00:56:38
say how was your experience there and I
00:56:40
always
00:56:42
say I don't
00:56:45
have I I loved being a part of the whole
00:56:49
thing and between you and I I would have
00:56:52
loved to even still be on there I wanted
00:56:54
to I wanted to be the guy who stays on
00:56:58
there for like eight years and then the
00:57:01
summer times makes Killer movies I
00:57:03
wanted to make Lauren proud I wanted to
00:57:06
um and you know don't always go that way
00:57:10
I started I started
00:57:12
having uh with Fred Wolf who is oh yeah
00:57:17
our friend both Fred he he was he was a
00:57:20
tremendous Ally and Steve K and those
00:57:23
guys and then once they once they quit
00:57:26
it was it was a lot more difficult after
00:57:29
that yeah yeah it was very and they told
00:57:31
me that they
00:57:33
literally I swear to God I'll never
00:57:35
forget I didn't understand what they
00:57:36
meant and uh Fred came up to me and said
00:57:39
Jimmy B Jimmy B you're my guy but I gota
00:57:42
be honest with me I'm leaving man I'm
00:57:43
gonna go help spade and I you're you're
00:57:46
on your own bro this is gonna get tough
00:57:49
I didn't I didn't understand what that
00:57:51
meant politically you didn't have anyone
00:57:53
back in you I had no clue what that I
00:57:56
learned it we've heard a version of this
00:57:59
story from other cast members go ahead
00:58:01
and then um when Steve kin
00:58:05
left he was the last guy like I didn't
00:58:10
know you can go to Lauren and and plead
00:58:12
your case and I knew I think it was I
00:58:15
think it was my third episode and I had
00:58:17
enough with certain individuals not cast
00:58:23
writers and
00:58:26
it was really I I realized I was I was
00:58:29
fighting egos which you can't fight and
00:58:34
um it was extremely frustrating made me
00:58:36
very
00:58:37
angry um and I remember that night it
00:58:40
was Matthew bradick and I the person
00:58:44
came in and said hey I know it worked
00:58:47
during the the dress show but we're not
00:58:50
going to do that we're going to do the
00:58:52
other I was like you [ __ ] you
00:58:54
you want that sketch on so goddamn you
00:58:57
[ __ ] so
00:59:00
um I said whose decision was that Lauren
00:59:02
I said well then I'll go talk to Lauren
00:59:04
he went no no no no no no no no no no
00:59:07
I'm [ __ ] talking to Lauren and I want
00:59:09
to hear from him we're not doing this
00:59:11
[ __ ] because I had enough your [ __ ]
00:59:13
you've been nonstop and then I knew at
00:59:16
that moment it's like those memes this
00:59:19
is the moment when Jim knew he [ __ ] up
00:59:23
and I got a call that
00:59:26
summer from an NBC executive and he's
00:59:30
like
00:59:30
Jim I
00:59:33
uh don't tell anyone I can get fired for
00:59:36
this but what happened between you and
00:59:40
so and
00:59:41
so I don't I don't know I he's like well
00:59:45
they're trying to ask you right now like
00:59:47
what like oh yeah they're zoning and
00:59:50
these these guys went you out I'm like
00:59:52
really I said you know what I don't want
00:59:55
to I don't want to be there if that's
00:59:56
the way it's going to be I really don't
00:59:58
want to be there I'm smoking pot all the
01:00:00
time trying to numb myself I'm becoming
01:00:03
angry I've seen enough I've seen I've
01:00:05
seen enough I was uh I was also
01:00:08
traumatized by The Farley situation that
01:00:11
was so I I saw enough on both sides of
01:00:14
the curtain I was like ah you know
01:00:18
what I'm gonna have some
01:00:20
kids I'm gonna I'm G I'm gonna walk away
01:00:23
for a little while I this is this I'm
01:00:26
not made for this really not made for
01:00:27
this not in this style of environment
01:00:31
sure uh where where it's that hardcore
01:00:33
show business
01:00:35
but I really wanted to be there for like
01:00:39
I loved I loved the show I loved showing
01:00:42
up on Thursdays to watch the band I
01:00:45
loved hang up the bands I would watch
01:00:47
the other sketches I I would cheer or
01:00:49
cast on you're a good cheerleader you
01:00:51
are I [ __ ] love it man I I I cheer
01:00:55
for everyone I really don't I'm not in
01:00:56
competition with anyone but um so that
01:00:59
was my tenure but I also realized this
01:01:02
life went on like Lauren is he's like a
01:01:07
I'll use the word mobster where I would
01:01:10
go to they're like hey we want to meet
01:01:11
with you and the first thing they'd
01:01:12
always say so uh how are you with
01:01:16
Lauren I'm like
01:01:18
uh I don't know this is a reality TV
01:01:21
show like does it really matter right
01:01:23
now I'm like yeah I think it was good I
01:01:25
think we ended okay and it did and the
01:01:28
last thing Laur Lauren said to me was
01:01:32
Jim you're too nice for this
01:01:35
industry if you ever want to do anything
01:01:37
I'm your producer I said thank you
01:01:39
Lauren and that's that's how we you know
01:01:41
I see him in like the four years or
01:01:43
something like that but wow I always I
01:01:45
always had a deep admiration for him um
01:01:50
because I also understand his view where
01:01:53
he's watching people and bringing them
01:01:55
to a place and some people get
01:01:57
frustrated and they think they need more
01:01:59
attention and but I don't know I I even
01:02:02
just having kids and dealing with that
01:02:03
with a little staff here and there I I
01:02:07
don't know how you do that with
01:02:08
entertainers like us that are just
01:02:10
nonstop you're like oh my God that is
01:02:13
what is it about that show I mean the
01:02:15
people we've interviewed um some of them
01:02:19
said similar kind of stories one cast I
01:02:22
I don't really know why I left
01:02:24
what really happened but there was a sea
01:02:26
change couple writers left and these are
01:02:29
very successful people and F suddenly it
01:02:31
got kind of tilted but none of us ever
01:02:34
get that experience out of our heads
01:02:37
just because it's ADH it's New York City
01:02:40
it's live it's the you know you'll never
01:02:43
get it quite out of it but uh I just
01:02:45
think yeah you're such an organic sketch
01:02:48
player Like It just fits you like a
01:02:50
glove and it's too bad you didn't have
01:02:52
just all you needed was one yeah one
01:02:54
writer who gets you who also has a voice
01:02:57
in the room after read through Steve
01:03:00
Korn and it was great writer yeah and
01:03:03
Hell great guy yeah also I had one
01:03:06
against me but I had a couple for me and
01:03:08
then it but it still things were getting
01:03:11
killed because I couldn't I didn't have
01:03:14
everybody on my team so it would be like
01:03:16
half would get through or third and I
01:03:17
was like ah I had a dis I had a
01:03:20
dissident in there is that the word and
01:03:22
uh but you don't know that I didn't know
01:03:24
till later and then you go like [ __ ] it
01:03:26
drives you bad like you don't know
01:03:28
what's going on no you don't know what's
01:03:30
going on even to the point where um I
01:03:33
found out something else later down but
01:03:35
I think why it's so frustrating for for
01:03:39
for you Dave people like me
01:03:43
Dana
01:03:44
um I would say more comedians the reason
01:03:48
being we do our presentation we get the
01:03:51
immediate feedback so we know what works
01:03:54
so when you're in the when you're when
01:03:56
you're creating a sketch or whatever and
01:03:58
you know it's going to crush and then
01:04:01
you re you do the readr and it
01:04:04
murders and then it's not even
01:04:07
acknowledged it's I say imagine you're
01:04:10
going for a baseball team and you're
01:04:13
like okay everyone line up all right
01:04:15
Spade you're a ping oh [ __ ] this guy's
01:04:18
hit 12 line drives off the wall three in
01:04:21
the upper deck all right here comes
01:04:23
another this guy looks smart he's got
01:04:25
glass to where he's from Harvard okay
01:04:26
Harvard guy okay that's a bunt all right
01:04:29
it's a one strikeout caught looking wow
01:04:32
it's another one caught looking with the
01:04:33
runners on base Jesus okay so here's who
01:04:36
we picked we picked out um the Harvard
01:04:39
guy like what what are we going to the
01:04:42
game like are we competing today are we
01:04:45
what is going on and so it was when
01:04:47
you're in those battles and you see them
01:04:51
with your own two eyes you just go oh my
01:04:55
it's there's no Rhyme or Reason
01:04:57
sometimes did you have anyone who would
01:04:59
like you kill with that and it doesn't
01:05:01
get on the show that was in the room
01:05:04
with Lauren picking the show not even in
01:05:06
an angry way but like what's up with my
01:05:08
sketch I mean what was it what is it too
01:05:11
redundant host didn't like it was there
01:05:12
any Rhyme or Reason that you could find
01:05:15
out about just I I wouldn't B what I
01:05:19
would get this is see I'm I'm starting
01:05:22
to have flashbacks now I thought I I
01:05:25
thought I buried this and I I patted it
01:05:28
all down but now
01:05:31
like yes mission accomplished there was
01:05:36
there was um this is what drove me nuts
01:05:41
I would get
01:05:43
this Hey listen uh Lauren doesn't like
01:05:45
drunk characters the character is really
01:05:48
funny that you do but um he you know
01:05:51
since you know since like John and stuff
01:05:54
like he doesn't nothing like drinking L
01:05:57
he's not into it I'm like oh okay two
01:05:59
weeks later very similar but now
01:06:02
different cast member and they just
01:06:04
changed the angle made a little smarter
01:06:06
and you're sitting there going I know
01:06:08
what the [ __ ] you just did they don't
01:06:11
know I know what the [ __ ] you just
01:06:14
did I'm getting
01:06:16
flashback to Jack in The Shining then i'
01:06:21
have this right this one
01:06:25
so you're in your room it's like 3:30 in
01:06:30
the
01:06:31
morning you're almost done with the
01:06:33
sketch that you're finally going for and
01:06:36
this [ __ ] would come in my
01:06:38
doorway hey
01:06:40
uh with his little pencil in his mouth
01:06:43
so um I see that you're doing a sketch
01:06:46
about meatballs or whatever it was like
01:06:49
I just want you know I'm writing one
01:06:50
just like it like how do you know I'm
01:06:53
writing a SK well we have a server with
01:06:54
everyone what everyone's
01:06:57
writing I'm like well he's like I'm just
01:06:59
telling you I'm wri one and most likely
01:07:01
will'll get
01:07:02
on oh boy what that's
01:07:06
aggressive
01:07:08
okay okay so you're still going to write
01:07:10
yours that's what they want you to go oh
01:07:12
I'll I'll skip it then yeah yeah right
01:07:15
like what you but he's also someone that
01:07:16
gets in the room yeah because it's going
01:07:18
to bump with him and he'll kick you out
01:07:21
and you're like God damn like that is
01:07:25
foul that's just foul so yeah there is
01:07:29
there is
01:07:30
a yeah there was there was individuals
01:07:36
that that one in particular who I would
01:07:39
call out and always just honest when I
01:07:42
told you this story and then he finally
01:07:44
reached out on Twitter he goes stop
01:07:48
lying about I'm the one who want to get
01:07:50
you fired I went well it's the truth' oh
01:07:54
that's well and then he then he finally
01:07:56
I said I don't do Twitter you can call
01:07:58
me and we could talk about it and he
01:08:01
couldn't huh interesting go ahead yeah
01:08:05
he couldn't believe I was holding on to
01:08:07
this this long but just like anywhere if
01:08:10
you're enjoying your life and someone
01:08:11
goes hey man I'm gonna make your life
01:08:13
miserable and get you fired you [ __ ]
01:08:15
remember that so
01:08:19
um the person emailed
01:08:22
me and he said it went
01:08:26
from um I never had any pull with Lauren
01:08:30
and the fact that you think I actually
01:08:32
had any power to try to get you fired
01:08:35
just looted Chris I have zero power I go
01:08:37
well it's funny because I know for a
01:08:40
fact someone in that room called
01:08:42
me and they said quote Jim needs to go I
01:08:48
think he's an issue uh we can get
01:08:51
someone who's just as funny and maybe
01:08:53
more animated blah blah blah blah blah I
01:08:55
just don't think I think he's way
01:08:57
overrated blah blah blah and he could
01:08:59
tell by the
01:09:00
quote Oh [ __ ] so he who's he talking to
01:09:04
so then his next email
01:09:06
said well maybe I
01:09:10
didn't encourage them to keep
01:09:14
you and then I and then I finally said
01:09:17
who the person was and they went well
01:09:20
I'm sorry that you've been holding on to
01:09:22
this you're a great power if I did that
01:09:25
I apologize blah blah blah and I'm went
01:09:27
that's all right I just wanted you to
01:09:29
acknowledge that I knew andn because
01:09:33
this person's an incredible writer I and
01:09:36
it's tough it's tough coming from
01:09:38
somebody good too he's so good like I
01:09:42
was I wish I could be in any of his
01:09:44
stuff they
01:09:47
were they're incredible and that's what
01:09:50
that's what was more um that's what hurt
01:09:52
more and that's what was more
01:09:54
frustrating it's like dude just if you
01:09:58
don't like me just I there's other ways
01:10:01
to do it as long as it's
01:10:06
[Music]
01:10:08
funny it's there's an organic
01:10:11
volatile uh emotionally violent thing
01:10:14
around Saturday Night Live it just is
01:10:17
you throw 10 comedians in a room and 20
01:10:19
writers and and there's only so many
01:10:21
spots on the show and all kind of stuff
01:10:24
happens you create alliances it's Game
01:10:26
of Thrones you start moving the chest
01:10:28
pieces this person I'll I'll combine
01:10:31
with this person we'll try to defeat you
01:10:33
know so it's it's a very typical Story I
01:10:36
mean the great thing is like you're as
01:10:38
funny or funnier than you've ever been
01:10:40
and you're killing it got a huge
01:10:42
following and you're you're just
01:10:44
everybody's at some point off SNL except
01:10:47
for Keenan Thompson
01:10:49
but he's unable who may be the greatest
01:10:53
cast member
01:10:54
but we all are ex and it's no matter
01:10:56
what happens even if you're Adam Sandler
01:10:58
or will farell they're going to Saturday
01:10:59
Night Live in their movies so it is a
01:11:01
thing but I think you made a great Mark
01:11:04
and your story you just have to forgive
01:11:07
the whole experience I do and I know
01:11:09
that we talk to us about it right now I
01:11:11
I have the same thing I'll go completely
01:11:13
back to something it brings me back too
01:11:15
you talk and I'll be really animated for
01:11:17
10 minutes and then just move on but
01:11:19
we're all ex-cast
01:11:20
members most people have some regret or
01:11:23
something that didn't quote you know
01:11:24
there's certain it's just very common so
01:11:27
anyway I I you have my you have my
01:11:29
empathy that's that's a wicked story
01:11:32
well I'll tell you I'll tell you both
01:11:35
like it's um I'm I'm honored to come on
01:11:38
here I've always looked up to both of
01:11:41
you
01:11:42
um I've always looked up to the both of
01:11:45
you so like when you guys when I saw you
01:11:47
guys connecting I actually I really like
01:11:50
the fact that you can finally see a
01:11:53
different side side of the two of you
01:11:54
just a talking side and you can go in
01:11:57
all these directions I I love what you
01:11:59
guys are doing so I was very honored to
01:12:02
be part of this for sure thank you
01:12:04
that's I mean it is the thing about
01:12:05
podcasting because if I go on stage you
01:12:08
know it's always Fastener comedy safety
01:12:11
B the man's coming you know the you know
01:12:15
and now I'm just in a room chatting I
01:12:17
can be myself but there is that pressure
01:12:19
he's oh my God he's gonna [ __ ]
01:12:21
levitate you know so it's I mean it's a
01:12:24
good problem to have you know I feel
01:12:27
like back at SNL I was like especially
01:12:29
that year I stayed over it was such a
01:12:31
weird Bridge year for me because Adam
01:12:35
and Chris left my two main guys
01:12:38
Schneider was gone maybe Timmy was still
01:12:41
there but I was I was only doing Lauren
01:12:44
goes stay and I'll give you five minutes
01:12:46
a week and you do whatever you want and
01:12:48
so I didn't really have to sketches so
01:12:50
there was a slight disconnect so I don't
01:12:52
even know how I came came across to cast
01:12:54
because I was so worried about doing
01:12:57
these 5 minutes I had my own little
01:12:59
thing to do it's like update you get
01:13:00
your own little chunk and so I am in the
01:13:02
cast but I'm not really I don't think I
01:13:03
did many sketches it was more like I'd
01:13:05
go on the road try to do field pieces so
01:13:07
I come back and I didn't get that close
01:13:10
to anybody even though it was kind of
01:13:12
fun I was in the middle ground you know
01:13:13
what I mean you were and uh it wasn't as
01:13:16
fun for me it probably wasn't as fun for
01:13:18
them to be on the cast with me either
01:13:20
because I felt like I was a senior that
01:13:22
stayed a year too long and and I was
01:13:25
like [ __ ] what am I still doing here and
01:13:27
I sort of had that costic humor but
01:13:30
which you know changed over the years
01:13:32
but it was uh it was definitely a weird
01:13:35
time for me and I thought I shouldn't be
01:13:37
here anymore it it wasn't as fun it was
01:13:39
fun doing those little bits but there's
01:13:41
so much time in between I mean I'm not
01:13:43
really part of rehearsal I'm not really
01:13:44
part of music I'm not part of and the
01:13:47
show is going on without me and I'm like
01:13:49
I'm with one writer on the side doing
01:13:51
bits pre-tape a lot of the time
01:13:53
so definitely weird I just didn't get
01:13:56
that close to anybody that time it was
01:13:58
it was an odd it was like one step too
01:14:01
many I should just pulled the plug but
01:14:03
like you if you got nowhere to go and
01:14:06
you're on SNL everywhere else feels like
01:14:08
down and and you know like you're saying
01:14:11
these stories and the reason they
01:14:12
resonate is because everyone isn't
01:14:15
asking you about Buddies the pilot
01:14:19
they're asking about SNL the rest of
01:14:20
your life so they just have nothing else
01:14:22
to say go SNL and then that's just a
01:14:25
thing that you're stuck with you know
01:14:28
it's also no matter how what your time
01:14:30
frame is you've got two iconic things
01:14:32
that people would always bring up I
01:14:34
assume if you do a Q&A or someone yells
01:14:36
out sure goat boy or peshy I don't know
01:14:38
if you throw it in there when you're
01:14:39
riffing so you you made your Mark um
01:14:43
it's and I I like that I call it like
01:14:46
you went to battle and everyone got the
01:14:50
tattoo and no matter what like how's
01:14:52
your career and you and you go and they
01:14:55
go oh [ __ ] you made a mar the D the goat
01:14:59
and wow because you to get through that
01:15:03
and get a catchphrase or get a sketch
01:15:05
people know it's almost impossible
01:15:07
that's what I wanted even having by-bye
01:15:09
or something where people knew it and
01:15:11
you go hey I went on the show I came out
01:15:13
and there was something that caught on
01:15:16
you know you're just part of the history
01:15:17
of like hey I got something in there
01:15:20
that people would remember and and the
01:15:21
show is still [ __ ] going going you're
01:15:25
still coming up with [ __ ] going in Full
01:15:27
Circle when Fred armson left the show he
01:15:29
emailed me and goes how do you deal with
01:15:31
it how he left and he couldn't watch it
01:15:33
he goes they're doing my show what's
01:15:35
going on so everybody has this
01:15:37
Melancholy if you're ever near the
01:15:39
building again it's like going back to
01:15:41
your high school on a Sunday afternoon
01:15:44
and going really there's this sort of
01:15:46
emotionality that's the the fun part of
01:15:48
this podcast because everyone has these
01:15:51
feelings about that show you know just
01:15:54
something about it and Lauren is still
01:15:55
there and it's still an ADH and it's all
01:15:58
the sex
01:16:00
same amazing yeah he gets terrified
01:16:03
walking on those Halls uh anyway are you
01:16:06
gonna have enough energy to perform
01:16:07
tonight or you feel good or what you I'm
01:16:10
actually I I'm I'm actually off tonight
01:16:12
so that's good I got an off night and
01:16:13
then tomorrow I'll do the show and and
01:16:16
then I'm doing I think I'm losing my
01:16:18
mind I booked I
01:16:20
think 50 shows
01:16:23
all the way through May where I'm doing
01:16:25
like two weeks on two weeks off two
01:16:27
weeks on two weeks on I haven't done
01:16:28
that that's tough you'll get you'll get
01:16:31
sharp and then are you gonna shoot
01:16:33
another special you shoot that on your
01:16:35
own right and put them on I'm filming
01:16:36
you know this is what I learned
01:16:39
I've I don't have yeah on YouTube it's
01:16:42
all YouTube so I'm I'm filming three
01:16:45
shows next week um one is at one
01:16:50
venue and the other one is at that
01:16:52
Paramount
01:16:54
um that'll be so yeah and we'll see and
01:16:56
we'll see how that go three cameras I
01:16:58
you control the lighting I mean it's
01:17:00
kind of overkilled but it's not 20
01:17:02
cameras and all that [ __ ] no no no one
01:17:05
cares about that anymore no one cares
01:17:07
about that what I what I noticed too is
01:17:09
like you can you can hire the biggest
01:17:11
production team and put everything in it
01:17:13
if you just put from your phone a little
01:17:15
piece of the set it's it's that's
01:17:18
only no one ever says it look like scor
01:17:21
sty they go no it was funny or it wasn't
01:17:24
it looked like Lawrence of Arabia yeah
01:17:26
was it funny no but [ __ ] David lean
01:17:28
came back from the dead
01:17:30
man well good luck with it man good luck
01:17:33
with the all right Jim a pleasure so I
01:17:35
hope we see you around campus to you
01:17:37
soon Buddy pleasure enjoyed it thanks
01:17:40
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Episode Highlights

  • The Energy of Stand-Up Comedy
    Jim and Spade discuss the importance of energy in stand-up performances.
    “If my energy has to stay down here, I can adjust to it.”
    @ 09m 04s
    January 03, 2024
  • Vulnerability in Comedy
    The comedians talk about how vulnerability can enhance their performances.
    “The more vulnerability I put out there, the more honesty I find.”
    @ 13m 10s
    January 03, 2024
  • Jim Brewer's Hilarious Story
    Jim Brewer shares a wild story about a bomb threat he called in at Sears.
    “I cleared the entire store because they thought...”
    @ 16m 51s
    January 03, 2024
  • The Missile Threat
    A humorous take on sending missiles to rival stores, highlighting the absurdity of competition.
    “Long Live!”
    @ 21m 45s
    January 03, 2024
  • High School Comedy Breakthrough
    A pivotal moment when a shy student becomes the class clown after a standout performance.
    “I’ve never killed that hard since!”
    @ 33m 53s
    January 03, 2024
  • Fired Before Premiere
    The shocking moment when a comedian is let go just before the premiere of a show.
    “They fired me the second episode!”
    @ 42m 36s
    January 03, 2024
  • Jim Brewer's SNL Journey
    Jim Brewer shares his experience of joining SNL and the challenges he faced.
    “I was the last guy hired on that cast.”
    @ 46m 28s
    January 03, 2024
  • The Goat Boy Character
    Jim Brewer discusses the creation and impact of his iconic Goat Boy character.
    “I pitched it as a guy with Tourette's.”
    @ 50m 46s
    January 03, 2024
  • Frustrations Behind the Scenes
    Brewer opens up about the political dynamics and frustrations during his time at SNL.
    “I was fighting egos which you can't fight.”
    @ 58m 34s
    January 03, 2024
  • The Pressure of Performance
    Navigating the challenges of performing while feeling disconnected from the cast.
    “It was definitely a weird time for me.”
    @ 01h 13m 35s
    January 03, 2024
  • The Legacy of SNL
    Reflecting on the impact of Saturday Night Live and its lasting influence.
    “You made your mark, no matter what your time frame is.”
    @ 01h 14m 32s
    January 03, 2024
  • Emotional Revelations
    A candid discussion about past experiences and the emotional weight they carry.
    “It's like going back to your high school on a Sunday afternoon.”
    @ 01h 15m 39s
    January 03, 2024

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Key Moments

  • Vulnerability Talk13:10
  • Bomb Threat Story16:51
  • Fired from TV42:36
  • SNL Press Conference47:12
  • Goat Boy Creation50:46
  • Foul Experience1:07:21
  • Legacy of SNL1:14:32
  • High School Nostalgia1:15:39

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