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Sheets are NOT your friend😵‍💫🤬#superfly #shorts #danacarvey #davidspade

April 01, 2024 / 00:51

This episode discusses sleep struggles, bedding mishaps, and waking up disoriented. The conversation features humorous anecdotes about sheets and pillows.

The hosts share their experiences with sheets getting kicked off during the night, leading to discomfort and sweating. One host humorously describes how their pillowcase has seen it all, highlighting the chaos of their sleep routine.

A joke by Kevin Nealon is mentioned, where he humorously states that he wakes up with his sheets in the kitchen and pillows in the garage, illustrating the absurdity of sleep disorientation.

The conversation includes a lighthearted discussion about waking up in unusual positions, with one host asking if anyone has ever found themselves at the bottom of the bed without realizing it.

TL;DR

Hosts share funny sleep stories about sheets and pillows.

Video

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the sheet is a Warfare situation because
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you get the sheet up and the Blanket's
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on top and then the sheet can go
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underneath and start to travel down to
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your leg so the sheet usually gets
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kicked off and then I'm just sweating
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into these comforters let me finish if I
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can no the Sheet's not your
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friend the
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sheet it's a bunch of bullshet and then
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the pillowcase comes off too [ __ ] my
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pillowcase has seen it all if it could
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talk I mean just because when I wake up
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in the morning I'm so thrashed I miss
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Kevin ne's joke where he says I wake up
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the sheets are in the kitchen my pillows
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in the garage I don't know what happened
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have you ever done this where you woke
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up and you didn't realize that you'd
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orientated your head to the bottom of
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the bed and then you get up no and
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you're running into things I haven't
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done a full spin like that

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Episode Highlights

  • The Battle with Bed Sheets
    A comedic exploration of the chaos that ensues with bed sheets at night.
    “The sheet's not your friend.”
    @ 00m 15s
    April 01, 2024
  • Pillowcase Confessions
    A humorous reflection on the state of one's pillowcase after a night of sleep.
    “My pillowcase has seen it all if it could talk.”
    @ 00m 25s
    April 01, 2024
  • Waking Up Disoriented
    A funny anecdote about waking up in unexpected positions and places.
    “I wake up and the sheets are in the kitchen!”
    @ 00m 32s
    April 01, 2024

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Sheet Struggles00:19
  • Sleep Chaos00:37

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