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One of my big fears, you get followed
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home, follow you into your driveway, and
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then they block you, get out, beat you
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up, tie you up, and steal all your
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stuff. Right. So, I'm going up this
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crummy little street, which is pretty
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skinny, and there's two cars behind me.
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I don't even notice. And I'm like,
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they're kind of on my ass. So, it's
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pitch black up there.
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Oh, it's a perfect place for a
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carjacking.
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Perfect robbery. So, I
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pull over. I can't I don't want to pull
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into my driveway, so I just pull right
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before like let them pass.
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Yeah. Yeah. They pull up next to me and
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stop.
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Five guys in a car, a car behind them.
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Five guys in a car pull up and stop
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alongside you.
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Hey, can you sign a bunch of [ __ ] We
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got all this stuff. We got some Funkos.
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And I go, get the [ __ ] out of here. They
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followed me from the improv. Two cars.
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Oh man.
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I lit him up.
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I've never heard of that.
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And then I went into my driveway and I
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went in and I go, if they come behind
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me, I'm going to get the gun. Just going
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to show it to him. Like, hey, this is
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for real. Now you're now you're my
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house. No, they're not really fans. So I
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love fans.
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It's not fans. It's a business and
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they're can be a little aggressive
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sometimes
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and they're angry. They've never So they
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follow me all the way home.
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It's like a long follow. I mean, I'm
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just imagining the conversation. Hey, we
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got our bungos. We got we got our Joe
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Dirt poster spade. We're going to cook.
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Hey, he didn't sign. Hey Eddie, follow
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him. Let's follow him. And they pile
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into a car. Is anyone going, "This isn't
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a great idea."
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No, let's not follow him.
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He didn't love it at the improv. Do you
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think he's gonna love it in his
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driveway? Love the everyday fans. Talk
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all day. Have a great time. That these
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are just like an interesting breed of
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people that really rub me wrong. I hate
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it. I can't stand it.
