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All my Christmas shopping, it takes me
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30 seconds. Christmas wrap. Love Dana.
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>> Get it here in 20 [ __ ] minutes. It's
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addictive. I know people that are like,
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"Hey, that's a nice slinky."
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>> It's a power trip. The same day you can
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get it.
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>> Yeah. You could be two in the afternoon
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and go, I could use some backup
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toothpaste.
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Knitting needles. Why not?
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>> Hat like David Spade.
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>> Knock knock. There it is. [laughter]
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Open it up.
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[laughter]
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>> That's why there's an Amazon truck
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blocking every corner.
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>> People need their stupid [ __ ]
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>> Guess what's next?
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>> Drones.
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>> Drones. Drones. High up though. And then
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they'll lower it down.
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>> Here's your dental floss, Mr. Carvey.
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>> Please go to the patio.
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And out comes a puppy.
