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You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> Well, you two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> North London forever.
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Whatever the weather,
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these streets are our own.
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And my heart will not leave you ever.
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My blood will forever
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run through the stone.
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>> Congratulations to Arsenal.
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Congratulations to Arsenal winning
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[applause]
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>> the Premier League after 22 years of of
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trying.
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>> I saw a picture of a guy who went with
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his nan.
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>> Naan.
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>> There he is. He was with his nan.
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>> Oh, I thought it was Indian bread that
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he was bringing. [laughter]
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>> I thought he was a naan.
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>> Arsenal fan takes a photo with his nan.
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>> Yeah, I saw that one.
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>> Two title wins.
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>> Yep. Yeah.
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>> Aunner. Aoner for life, you must be.
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>> Yeah. And I have to say, um, I know
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people, the fans are sick of it.
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>> Um, I went to Canada this weekend.
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>> How was Canada? You were in Toron.
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>> It went off without a hitch.
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>> No hitches at all.
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>> Yeah, [laughter]
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it went off without a hitch.
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>> Now tell me.
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>> Yeah,
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>> it sounds just tonally, it sounds like
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there were some hitches.
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>> There's two hitches. [laughter] There's
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two hitches. I don't know if the fans
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won't listen to it all the time.
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>> I think the fans would enjoy
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>> my my hitches.
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>> A couple of hitches. It was three, but
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the third one I can let go. [laughter]
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>> I'd like to hear all three.
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>> No, no. The third one isn't as strong as
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the first two. The third one I could let
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go. The first two. What are you doing?
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>> Just I'm luring up.
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>> All right.
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>> Oh, he's lawyering up.
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>> Oh, you're lowering. All right. So, what
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I want to say to you, Carlos, is is that
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I love you. You're improving every week.
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I'll tell I'll tell you where the
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improvements are coming.
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>> Hell yeah.
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>> Every time he approaches me, he puts a
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Mentos in his mouth. [laughter]
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>> That's literally true.
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>> Literally true.
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>> Literally true. Every time a new Mentos
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in his mouth and I'm like that's growth.
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That's
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>> you know I'm going to get the bill for
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>> He was spraying cologne all over.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He sprays cologne all
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over his face. He approaches me.
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>> I'm going to get the bill for bad at the
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end of the month and it's going to be
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Mentos. It's [laughter] going to be 30
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grand a month.
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>> I know. I know. So um so that's an
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improvement. Um there's some things that
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he's done and said that were kind of
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bothersome to me.
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>> Backhanded.
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>> Not backhanded. Just an observation.
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>> Interesting.
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>> Interesting.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um,
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>> well, and and I'm going to say the first
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two and then I don't want any argument.
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So, write it down if you have any
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arguments.
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>> Yeah. You told me I couldn't talk.
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>> Yeah. So, I'm going to do the first two
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without any interruption from you,
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right? And get a go get a piece of paper
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and a pen and I will not allow you to
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even say a word. Okay.
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>> And it's just interesting little thing
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tidbits of something that All right. So,
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um, are you ready, Carlos? Or
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Where are you?
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>> I just have to get my jewel.
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>> Oh, yeah. Go get your jewel. Yeah. Yeah.
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Um,
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>> one jewel per gripe. You get to huff one
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big hit per gripe.
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>> The first one, I don't know why it
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bothered me. It probably wouldn't have
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bothered you, but it bothered me.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay. So, I have Carlos go up on stage.
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Stop.
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>> I did see photos of that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. He goes up on stage and he
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needs to say two things, which are
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please no heckling.
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>> Uh, and put away your phones.
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>> And put your way your away your phones
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because Bobby has a special coming out
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and we don't want anyone videoing it.
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Simple request. Yeah. Right. So, and
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while he's doing it, I'm on the god mic,
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which is the mic offstage and I'm making
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the crowd laugh like, "Hurry up." You
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know what I mean? Boring stuff like
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that. You know what I mean? More energy.
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>> Classic [ __ ]
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>> Right. Right. So,
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>> classic.
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>> Second show uh in Toronto. Um he gets
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off stuff giggling.
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>> He gets off stage giggling like
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[laughter]
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>> Right. He looks me right in the eyes and
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he goes, "I feel like Robin Williams."
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[laughter]
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I feel like Robin Williams
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>> now. What do you think you have in
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common with Robin Williams? [laughter]
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>> No. No. He doesn't get to
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>> Oh, sorry. Not yet.
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>> You want to do it now or No,
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>> I'll go bit to bit.
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>> We'll go bit to bit.
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>> So, let let him you
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>> I think you rebut Let rebuttal. Let's
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rebut.
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>> Yeah, let's do a rebuttal. Did you not
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say that?
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>> I did say that. I was feeling it so
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hard. I was high as hell getting off
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stage and I was proud of myself for
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killing it for my boss.
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>> It was more like I feel like A HANNAH
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GATSBY.
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>> [laughter]
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>> YOU YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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>> YEAH. You're the old lady and I'm
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hurrying.
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>> No. No. You
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>> Oh, good attack. Good attack.
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>> Good attack. Good attack. It was a good
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show.
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>> You believe You believe you crushed the
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cold open
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>> like Robin Williams.
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>> I did. Well,
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>> okay. He did not [laughter]
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>> got laughs.
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>> The laughs were from me.
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>> No, no, not all of them. They were from
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me as well.
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>> Okay. [laughter]
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>> I mean, does it bother?
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>> I It's I I couldn't think of an analogy.
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I I think of maybe I thought of of the
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feeling. Can I give you just an analogy?
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>> Let's say I I'm a construction worker,
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right? And I'm working on a home.
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>> Yeah. Build.
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>> One day, one day I invite my son. My
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son's 15 years old. Come to work with
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me, son.
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>> Right. And I'm putting in a nail.
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>> Yeah. Right. And the last bit I go,
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"Son, come over here." [laughter]
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>> Grab the hammer. He does the last bit.
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The son does. Yeah. Then looks at his
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dad and goes, "I built A HOUSE."
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>> RIGHT. [laughter]
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THAT'S THE FEELING. I built a house. No,
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you put a little pace of nail in.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. You're not Robin Williams.
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>> But I didn't fail.
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>> He didn't feel I bet you money. I bet
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you money that if Robin Williams is
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still alive, right? That feeling that
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you had, he never had.
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>> Oh, that cocky feeling of
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>> Yeah. It's It's It's not even remotely.
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I mean, give me your
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>> I would I So the You said, "Would it
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make me mad?" No. And I'll tell you why.
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>> Why? Oh, good. I like this cuz I want to
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calm down. Yes, please.
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>> Because I would have never let him go on
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stage. [laughter]
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>> I know, Andrew. You would have been
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psyched for me. I know, but
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>> I would have been happy for him.
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>> Yeah, but if he said that to you, what
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would would be your reaction?
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>> I didn't bring him back out stage on
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stage. I'd have gone Robin Williams,
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guys. Everybody give it back up.
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>> Have him do another 10.
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>> Another 10.
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>> Yeah. On his own.
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>> I was manic like you were at dinner.
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>> Gripe too. [laughter]
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>> Well, I'll tell you why I was. That's
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the gripe, too. And do not say anything
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before.
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>> Hold on. Okay, write it down. Okay,
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>> here's my gripe, too.
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>> So, um Well, there's a couple of gripes,
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but there's actually more gripes now,
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but
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>> the gripes are growing.
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>> The ge Yeah, gripes always grow. Like
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grapes.
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>> The gripes they grow.
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>> Yeah, like grapes.
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>> It's a vine of grapes.
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>> Yeah, it's a it's a vine of gripes.
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>> Mhm.
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>> But I'm going to say one gripe. [snorts]
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Okay.
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>> So, um after the second show, what does
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one do after a show?
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>> You go to eat.
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>> You're so smart. You have to go eat.
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You're so [ __ ] smart. You're hungry.
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You're tired. That's why I'm here with
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here with You worked very hard,
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>> dude. You're so [ __ ] smart, dude.
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>> Where did you go to eat?
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>> We went to this hot pot place we that we
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really liked.
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>> So, we're walking there and there's a
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gigantic um Indian/Turkish man with us.
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>> Okay. Security.
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>> No, I never seen him before in my life.
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>> Who is the man? I
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>> I don't know his name. Um there was
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another his cousin was with him too or
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some friend.
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>> Yeah,
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>> I think his name is Harun.
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>> Harun.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So So stop. I said,
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"Don't say anything until I'm done."
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>> Yeah, I'm just luring up.
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>> A lawyer. Get your lawyers and go to
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your counsel and whatever you need to
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do. [laughter] All right.
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>> I'm Carlos [ __ ]
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>> All right. We're at dinner, right? And
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these guys are with us
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>> just sitting at dinner
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>> eating a meal
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>> that I'm paying for. Yeah.
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>> Did you Did they introduce themselves to
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you at all?
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>> The the big guy did not. No.
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>> So So,
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>> all right. So, and the other guy I only
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know his name because um during dinner I
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go, "What's your name? [laughter]
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And he goes, "Harun,
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>> Harun."
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>> Right.
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>> So I I I I turn to Carlos when they're
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both gone. They're at the um sauce um
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>> sauce bar
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>> se bar section.
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>> Sauce bar. Yeah.
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>> So they're away and I go, "Who the [ __ ]
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is this guy?"
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>> And this guy Carlos goes, "Oh, that's a
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Akash's brother,
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>> Harun Singh."
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>> Yeah. Akash Singh, right? Do you
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remember this? When I looked at him and
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I went, "Oh, yeah.
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>> What was it like, you know, hang out
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with growing up with Akos?" And he goes,
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"Oh, I've only met him a couple of times
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in Toronto when he tours." Yes, they
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did.
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>> Your honor, [laughter]
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he did. Yeah. Yeah. Who is he? Who is
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he? WAIT, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
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>> Just was he as his brother?
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>> Look at my
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>> Was he his brother?
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>> He was not, your honor. Your honor, I
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point to evidence uh exhibit A.
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>> Well, let me read this. Uh Hassan Salimi
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says, "Hey, man. Going to talk to Bob
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tonight when we get off the plane."
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>> Simi Singh.
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>> Salem Singh.
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>> Yeah, that they're different last names.
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>> Very different.
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>> You told me that he was his brother.
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Yeah, but in the Middle East they do
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weird things with their names. You never
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know.
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>> Hold on. It says here, Carlos said, "Hey
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man, got to talk to Bob tonight when we
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get off the plane. Things have dot dot
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dot." And Hassan says, "lol week to
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week. We live one day at a time." Now, I
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don't know if that is a Muslim thing,
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but I I don't know what that is.
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>> It's a AA thing.
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>> It is.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And he said, "Tell him Akash Singh
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bigger, but younger brother is here to
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make sure he's good when he's here."
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>> Okay. So when I asked him, "Are you his
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brother?" He goes, "I've when he comes
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to Toronto, I come to come to his
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shows."
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>> So I just I just want to tell anyone out
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there when I'm on tour from now on, if
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you're a serial killer, if you're on the
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FBI of most Moana list, [laughter]
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>> just see him.
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>> Just just come to dinner.
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>> Talk to Carlos.
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>> I KNOW. I KNOW THEY NEVER CAUGHT THE
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ZODIAC KILLER, BUT IF YOU'RE IN TOWN,
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JUST COME TO DINNER. ANYONE COME TO
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DINNER.
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>> COME ON TO DINNER.
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>> COME ON TO DINNER. [screaming] LIE.
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>> YOUR HONOR. YOUR HONOR.
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>> YEAH. YEAH. He liked him so much he got
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a ride to the Ritz car.
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>> No, no. I I got a ride because I didn't
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want to be in the car with you
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>> because I told you to take a chill pill
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because you were being manic at dinner.
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>> Yeah, because you're I'm with people
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there that aren't supposed to be there.
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>> I mean, if you have issues with uh
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standing up and like with boundaries and
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telling people who can and cannot
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[laughter] come to dinner.
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>> That's your That's your job.
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>> But you should whisper that to me before
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we go. Andrew would have no problem with
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telling
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>> Hold on, hold on, hold on. [laughter]
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Don't throw me under the bus. I I I I am
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simply waiting for my ride.
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>> Don't push me in front of the crowd.
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[laughter]
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>> Yeah.
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>> So, wait, get back to the DM. Let's go
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back to the DM. DM because what I would
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interpret this as if I'm Carlos. Yeah.
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>> And he says, tell him Akash Singh bigger
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but younger brother is here. My
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immediate reaction would be you're
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related to Akos.
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>> You're right, your honor. That's a
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question I could have asked.
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>> But instead, you said,
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>> "Oh, I know Akos. We love AK. I've known
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>> I've known him since 2011. You didn't
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inquire of whether or not this was
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Akash's brother or reach out to Akash to
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say, "Is this guy your brother?" Now,
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how did this man DM you?
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>> He DM' Bad Page or your page?
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>> Please, please, please.
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>> Either way, the point is, you didn't
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inquire if this man was actually a
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relative or just a local host of comics.
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>> Look, they're holding hands.
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>> No, that's my hands in my pocket.
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>> Oh, brother.
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>> And look at my head. You this
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>> I'm going Who is this guy?
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>> This evidence you're trying to display.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Who took this photo?
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>> You did.
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>> No, I didn't.
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>> Yeah, you did. And you did this because
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you knew I was going to do this and this
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is insane,
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>> dude. Cat Cat Burn took his photo.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I have a I have a better iPhone than
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that.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay. This gentleman came to dinner.
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>> Bobby was being cordial and got through
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the dinner. Although he was
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uncomfortable with the whole thing
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>> at the end. Was there any semblance of
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an apology or like, "Hey, I didn't know
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I [ __ ] up." Or any of that? No.
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>> No.
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>> Interesting move, Carlos.
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>> No.
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>> Yeah,
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>> he was visibly upset about this whole
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having strangers at the dinner.
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>> I don't think he was visibly upset about
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it.
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>> Then why did you say to shut your mouth
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during dinner?
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>> You told him to shut your mouth.
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>> Your honor, I would never tell my boss.
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>> What did you say? What did you say then?
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>> You need to relax.
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>> Okay.
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>> Take a chill pill is what you said.
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>> Well, [laughter] he said chill pill. He
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That's how he took it.
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>> Okay.
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>> He was manic, Andrew. He needed his
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meds. You would have
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>> very upset.
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>> Hold on.
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Did you invite two strangers to dinner?
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>> Yeah, but they were cool and they were
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the same color as AK. I thought they
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were
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>> Hold on. Everyone in Toronto was brown.
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[laughter]
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>> The whole city is brown.
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>> I know. They can all come to dinner. Why
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don't
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>> No. Well, I guess now they can. I guess
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if when I go to Toronto next year, come
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on out. Uh distant cousins of of Akos,
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come out.
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>> And I'm also tour managing that. So,
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>> and also Yeah. Yeah. And also, you know,
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we I'll pay for it. Anyone can come out.
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I pay.
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>> It's not the money problem. It's that
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you had strangers at dinner.
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>> It's
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>> It's a combin It's also a combination of
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different things.
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>> Were they backstage?
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>> Uh, they came backstage.
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>> Yeah, they came backstage. Sure they did
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>> after the show.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, sure. Of course they
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did.
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>> No, you're honor.
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>> They were in my green room. Of course
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they were.
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>> Your honor, I Your say about that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They weren't on the
00:12:48
backstage list and he was standing by
00:12:50
the door walking with other people who
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were and I got to say I got a little
00:12:54
afraid of him and I was like, "Oh, hi."
00:12:56
Yeah, you can come.
00:12:56
>> Well, nothing says good tour manager.
00:12:58
[laughter]
00:13:00
>> Like fear.
00:13:01
>> Yeah. Like fear. Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:02
>> So, you got afraid of this man. So, what
00:13:03
did you do? You let him in. [laughter]
00:13:05
>> You let him in.
00:13:06
>> Someone has someone comes with an axe to
00:13:08
the door and you go, "Get in here.
00:13:10
Bobby's sitting down eating dinner."
00:13:12
>> I'm not secret service. I wasn't trained
00:13:14
in uh military tactics. I
00:13:16
>> I understand. But a tactic you are very
00:13:18
good at is deflection and diversion. How
00:13:22
come you didn't deflect and go let's
00:13:24
figure this out and I you guys why don't
00:13:25
you go sit out there let me talk to Bob
00:13:27
cuz he needs to and then my
00:13:29
>> I also had told him I don't from our
00:13:30
last trial did I not right that I don't
00:13:33
want people back there if I don't know
00:13:35
them
00:13:35
>> that was presented that was presented
00:13:37
>> that was presented at the previous trial
00:13:39
you're on you said Robin Williams there
00:13:42
were two guys I didn't know at the
00:13:43
dinner I mean what the [ __ ] is there
00:13:45
else to say
00:13:46
>> let me say this I don't know Listen I
00:13:48
don't know anything about him
00:13:49
>> you got along swimmingly I know, but I
00:13:51
would rather get a ride home with him.
00:13:54
>> Yeah.
00:13:54
>> Than you that night.
00:13:55
>> Well, I'm Yeah. [snorts]
00:13:56
>> By the way, interesting tactic by the
00:13:58
general
00:13:59
>> to to ride with the enemy.
00:14:01
>> Yeah.
00:14:01
>> Versus his own team in history,
00:14:04
>> but he doesn't trust his own team
00:14:05
enough. He rides with
00:14:06
>> I don't trust my own team.
00:14:07
>> That's interesting.
00:14:08
>> Yeah, it's the most interesting.
00:14:09
>> Hey, that's tough. Yeah.
00:14:10
>> Now, let me say this.
00:14:11
>> No, let's let's say let me get the Let
00:14:14
me get Andreas and Mccon in the action.
00:14:16
Go ahead. Yeah. Andreas, what do you
00:14:18
think? I want to say it's difficult to
00:14:20
defend Carlos here. I want TO [laughter]
00:14:26
>> I really WANT [laughter] TO YOUR HONOR
00:14:28
YOUR HONOR.
00:14:29
>> NO, NO, NO. We No, we're we're I have to
00:14:31
talk.
00:14:32
>> The jury The jury has to talk.
00:14:33
>> They don't talk in court.
00:14:34
>> Yeah. Yeah. In this one court, they do.
00:14:36
Okay.
00:14:36
>> Bad friends court they talk.
00:14:38
>> They talk. All right. But and be honest
00:14:40
and you know I know that we have but
00:14:41
please
00:14:41
>> Oh, no. I think I mean Carlos should be
00:14:43
keeping you safe and there he really was
00:14:45
putting your life at risk.
00:14:46
>> Exactly.
00:14:47
>> Life at risk.
00:14:47
>> Life at risk. Let me ask Elastic Mone,
00:14:50
right? Um the Robin Williams. What do
00:14:51
you think of that? [snorts and laughter]
00:14:53
>> I was high, dude.
00:14:54
>> No, no, no. I mean, Mone just got
00:14:57
>> I did hear HE CRUSHED.
00:14:58
>> OH, HE heard he crushed. I'm being
00:15:01
honest. Like the backstage thing.
00:15:02
>> I heard somehow it got back, [laughter]
00:15:06
>> you know. Now, who told you that that he
00:15:08
crushed?
00:15:08
>> It's on in the internet.
00:15:10
>> No. Yeah. Strangers were reaching out in
00:15:11
the DMs being like, I didn't know Carlos
00:15:12
had it in him. Like, he really like
00:15:14
>> he went for the golden kill. Special.
00:15:15
>> So, you So, he was Robin Williams that
00:15:17
night. He I think he was
00:15:18
>> Well, he was very high. Robin was often
00:15:20
very high on stage.
00:15:21
>> No, I didn't get high before the show. I
00:15:22
promise. Just in the hotel room.
00:15:23
>> You just said that you were high when
00:15:24
you were on stage.
00:15:25
>> THAT'S WHAT OH, NO. I meant high from
00:15:26
the from being on stage. That's what I
00:15:28
meant.
00:15:29
>> Oh, you weren't you weren't intoxicated?
00:15:31
>> No, not before the show.
00:15:32
>> Smart.
00:15:33
>> You know, I I I did pretty good as well.
00:15:35
>> I imagine [laughter]
00:15:37
that has nothing to do with the
00:15:38
>> And I walked off stage and I felt like
00:15:40
>> these details are interesting.
00:15:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:42
>> Because here's Bobby gets off stage. He
00:15:44
killed
00:15:45
>> standing ovation. He's feeling He's
00:15:47
feeling
00:15:47
>> And I feel okay about it. You You do 34
00:15:51
seconds.
00:15:52
>> No, I did like like 240 seconds
00:15:56
[snorts]
00:15:56
>> and and I'm not a comedian, so it's more
00:15:58
exciting for me. I don't have to have
00:15:59
this brooding like, "Oh, I didn't really
00:16:01
kill even though I know I did." Dang.
00:16:02
>> Okay, let's let's move forward in the
00:16:03
case.
00:16:04
>> Copy.
00:16:06
>> Did was there cuz the judge has moved
00:16:08
on.
00:16:08
>> Yeah.
00:16:09
>> Was there any apology at all about
00:16:12
letting in foreign objects or people?
00:16:14
>> No. There's an apology the night before
00:16:16
because I I yell twice and then I called
00:16:18
Bob and
00:16:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Here's another He's a dog.
00:16:21
>> All right. So there So there's more gr
00:16:23
the vine gets longer and
00:16:25
>> as the vine grows
00:16:26
>> as the vine grows, right?
00:16:27
>> A puppy.
00:16:28
>> Oh, it gets afraid of loud noises or
00:16:30
something. It's insane.
00:16:31
>> No, this guy this guy [laughter]
00:16:33
this guy snaps at strangers.
00:16:36
>> Who are you yell? You didn't snap at the
00:16:37
at the random guys. You let
00:16:39
>> attack the door. [snorts]
00:16:40
>> What did the door do to you?
00:16:41
>> What did the door do to Oh, it's it said
00:16:43
don't open me. [laughter]
00:16:46
>> So you you opened it.
00:16:47
>> So if a door says don't open me, he
00:16:49
attacks it. [laughter]
00:16:52
>> So anyone in LA County right now, remove
00:16:54
those signs.
00:16:54
>> Remove those signs.
00:16:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Because he will attack.
00:16:57
Yeah. Yeah. He kicks it. He pulls on it,
00:16:59
right? And he goes, "Fuck you,
00:17:02
>> Carlos."
00:17:03
I will say this this can be a time for
00:17:05
us to not have a strict um you know you
00:17:08
you you could either you could either
00:17:11
you can either catch a guilty charge
00:17:13
>> [ __ ]
00:17:14
>> or
00:17:15
>> you can do a sincere apology
00:17:18
>> for some of the gripes that have
00:17:19
>> I know but here we do this every week
00:17:21
right now. [laughter]
00:17:22
>> Okay. So we every week we do this right
00:17:26
and there's slight changes in behavior.
00:17:28
Mentos right
00:17:29
>> mentos and cologne is
00:17:30
>> cologne is pretty big right? So he
00:17:32
doesn't look like it's more like a cave
00:17:33
troll.
00:17:33
>> And who's cologne?
00:17:35
>> My own.
00:17:35
>> What kind? I mean
00:17:36
>> Melon and goats from Larchmont.
00:17:38
>> Melon goats. We already talked about
00:17:40
it's more goat than we already
00:17:42
[laughter] It's
00:17:43
>> I didn't know if you switched cologne.
00:17:45
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:17:45
>> Okay. So So that being said,
00:17:49
>> you now know that nobody can come
00:17:51
backstage without clearance,
00:17:54
>> right?
00:17:54
>> Yeah.
00:17:54
>> Do you feel bad about it or you're still
00:17:56
sticking to your gun saying no, Bobby
00:17:57
had a good enough time with a guy that
00:17:58
you don't like?
00:17:59
>> No, of course not. I do feel bad about
00:18:00
it. And I told you that I said I felt
00:18:02
like I let you down this weekend and you
00:18:04
said um no, you didn't drop the ball.
00:18:07
Like there was this gaslighting thing of
00:18:09
like saying something was fine the night
00:18:11
before and this up.
00:18:12
>> It's it's like you're in a relationship.
00:18:14
>> Mhm. Yeah.
00:18:15
>> And your wife keeps cheating on No. and
00:18:17
and your wife keeps cheating on you
00:18:18
>> and you still go back
00:18:20
>> and you're still together and eventually
00:18:22
>> the screaming and the yelling
00:18:24
>> and the beating and the physical and all
00:18:26
that stuff
00:18:27
>> it you just kind of get used to it and
00:18:29
then it's like oh you cheat on me again
00:18:30
that's cool
00:18:30
>> so you're in an abusive relationship
00:18:32
with Carlos
00:18:32
>> I think so yeah
00:18:33
>> no I'm in
00:18:34
>> I think we need therapy and in fact can
00:18:35
I say this and this is
00:18:36
>> there's yeah Hollywood therapist so
00:18:38
reliable [snorts]
00:18:41
[laughter]
00:18:42
>> I do therapy for celebrities I swear
00:18:44
it's for the love of the art of the
00:18:45
science you're saying therapist isn't
00:18:47
valid at all.
00:18:48
>> Andrew, help me, please. This is what
00:18:50
happened.
00:18:51
>> Andrew, [laughter] look at it. Andrew,
00:18:52
look at me. I need your help right now
00:18:54
because it's coming up. Yeah, it's
00:18:56
raging and I'm trying to be calm.
00:18:57
>> So, look. No, just look at me. Please.
00:18:59
Please look at me. Please look at me.
00:19:01
Help me. [laughter] I'm
00:19:02
>> I got you.
00:19:03
>> Help me.
00:19:04
>> I got you. I got you. Yeah, you're going
00:19:05
to be okay. I' I've had a great week.
00:19:06
Arsenal one. Arsal one.
00:19:09
>> I was literally trying to like not even
00:19:11
remember I took you. What did I say
00:19:12
outside
00:19:12
>> in the parking lot? He said, "I don't
00:19:13
think I should yell at Carlos today."
00:19:15
>> Yeah, that's [laughter] what I said.
00:19:16
That's what I said. Have you said that?
00:19:18
>> Yeah. Yeah, I did. I I go I go, I have
00:19:20
so much, you know, resentments. You know
00:19:22
what I mean?
00:19:23
>> The thought is what counts.
00:19:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. And and I look and I looked
00:19:26
at you and I said, I don't think I
00:19:28
should bring it up today because I I
00:19:29
think the audience is tired of it. And
00:19:31
you said, "Bring it up.
00:19:32
>> Bring it up. I want
00:19:34
So I brought it up, your honor."
00:19:36
>> You did?
00:19:36
>> Yeah.
00:19:36
>> But I want to hear because I I'm so the
00:19:40
Robin Williams fine.
00:19:42
>> Okay.
00:19:42
>> Innocent on Robin Williams charge.
00:19:44
INNOCENT ON ROB. [laughter]
00:19:46
>> OKAY. INNOCENT ON ROBIN WILLIAMS.
00:19:48
>> Innocent on Robin Williams charge.
00:19:49
>> Yeah. If you were to watch um Carlos
00:19:51
that night, it would be just like
00:19:52
watching Robin Williams.
00:19:53
>> Same [ __ ]
00:19:54
>> Same [ __ ] right? Same energy. Same, you
00:19:56
know what I mean? Talent. Okay.
00:19:59
>> Thank you. [sighs and gasps]
00:20:00
>> The second charge though,
00:20:02
>> charge two.
00:20:02
>> Charge two. Guilty.
00:20:05
>> Very.
00:20:06
>> Yeah. [laughter]
00:20:07
>> Yeah. Guilty. Guilty.
00:20:08
>> You're probably going to get an extended
00:20:10
uh sentence because of the level of the
00:20:12
guilt. I mean, it's Gill,
00:20:14
>> I want to say something on the score.
00:20:17
[laughter]
00:20:18
>> Yeah.
00:20:18
>> Is this a translator? Who is this?
00:20:19
>> Yeah, I don't know who he is. Yeah.
00:20:20
Yeah.
00:20:21
>> Your judgment might be impaired. You are
00:20:23
the one hiring me. [laughter]
00:20:25
>> I know. And I'm questioning myself.
00:20:27
Thanks, Bob.
00:20:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:29
>> You know, the only reason I'm not
00:20:30
touring this year is because of him.
00:20:32
[laughter]
00:20:33
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00:20:34
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>> The new rule is you're going to do 10
00:23:19
>> more time.
00:23:20
>> You're doing more time because I want to
00:23:22
see the Robin Williams.
00:23:23
>> You mean and I'm not going to interrupt
00:23:25
you in the god mic. [laughter]
00:23:27
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to
00:23:29
see. You're Robin Williams, right?
00:23:32
>> So, I want to see 10 minutes
00:23:35
>> and we have a timer on stage. We clock
00:23:37
it.
00:23:37
>> You're doing 10 or you're fired.
00:23:39
>> Done.
00:23:40
>> Okay.
00:23:40
>> I'm bring Can I bring the laptop out
00:23:41
like Bieber?
00:23:42
>> No. Just yourself. 10 minutes and you're
00:23:46
going to drown.
00:23:48
You're going to drown so deeply that I'm
00:23:51
going to be on the side of the stage
00:23:52
like a hyena.
00:23:53
>> I'm still going to get laid that night.
00:23:55
[laughter]
00:23:55
>> Okay, dude.
00:23:56
>> Dude, what?
00:23:57
>> 12 minutes. you're doing
00:24:00
>> cuz that extra two might hurt.
00:24:01
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The extra two
00:24:03
minutes hurts.
00:24:03
>> The extra two is going to hurt.
00:24:04
>> Yeah. It's like a void.
00:24:06
>> How about this? Here's the new rules.
00:24:07
>> Yeah. Tell me the rules.
00:24:09
>> 12 minutes.
00:24:10
>> Okay.
00:24:10
>> Yes.
00:24:10
>> No god mic [ __ ] around.
00:24:12
>> Yeah.
00:24:12
>> You're going out totally cold and you're
00:24:14
being introduced not over the god mic
00:24:16
from him, but by a staff member. So, a
00:24:18
stage hand or someone there going,
00:24:20
"Ladies and gentlemen, Carlos Herrera."
00:24:21
That's it.
00:24:22
>> Okay.
00:24:22
>> Standard
00:24:23
>> walk out music. Kanye.
00:24:24
>> No music.
00:24:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. No. No music.
00:24:26
>> No music. Cold. Cold. freezing
00:24:28
>> cuz Robin Williams would be able to go
00:24:29
up cold music.
00:24:30
>> You're right, dude.
00:24:31
>> Yeah. And be able to kill for 12.
00:24:33
>> Didn't need music.
00:24:33
>> He didn't need music. Didn't need a god
00:24:35
mic.
00:24:35
>> You know what's going to happen is I'm
00:24:36
going to do so well because I'm
00:24:37
expecting not to. [laughter]
00:24:41
>> Should we tape it?
00:24:42
>> I want to film.
00:24:42
>> Yeah.
00:24:43
>> We have to see it. [laughter]
00:24:47
>> Bobby, you said I did well. You were
00:24:49
happy for me in every city.
00:24:50
>> We both did well.
00:24:52
>> We both did well.
00:24:54
>> Without God, without God, Mike, drown.
00:24:57
No, no, you make it harder for me. I
00:25:00
need to breathe out there as an artist.
00:25:01
>> All right, so 12 minutes, [laughter]
00:25:03
>> no music, no intro, no hype intro, no
00:25:07
you guys, it's Bobby. I brought my
00:25:10
friends with me. None of that.
00:25:11
>> Yeah, I don't even do that.
00:25:12
>> I do that.
00:25:13
>> I'M SAYING I DO THAT. [laughter]
00:25:15
>> HE GETS MAD CUZ I GO OUT low energy.
00:25:17
>> He the first time he went UP LIKE IT WAS
00:25:19
JULIAN CASABLANCA. [laughter]
00:25:21
He was like kicking the stool. He's
00:25:23
like, I don't want to be here.
00:25:25
>> You know what I mean? That's the vibe.
00:25:26
You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. But
00:25:27
let's try that. 12 minutes.
00:25:29
>> 12 minutes.
00:25:30
>> Friday night, Minnesota.
00:25:31
>> Yeah. I'll bring up racial stuff. People
00:25:33
will laugh at that.
00:25:34
>> I can't wait to see it. I'm so excited.
00:25:36
Money has to be there to film.
00:25:37
>> I'm so excited, dude. Yeah. And Makone's
00:25:39
got a film. And um it's going to be
00:25:41
great. And then when you get off stage,
00:25:44
you're going to realize you're not Robin
00:25:45
Williams. [laughter]
00:25:46
>> Bobby, what did I tell you?
00:25:48
>> And the Don't Why are you yelling at me?
00:25:49
>> Your honor. Your honor. He's leaving out
00:25:51
crucial evidence that just makes me look
00:25:53
bad by leaving it out.
00:25:54
>> What are some of the things he's leaving
00:25:55
out? Well, what I told him backstage
00:25:56
was, "Your job is so hard." Like, I was
00:25:59
like, "Oh, I can't believe it. That was
00:26:00
like crazy hard just in a small amount
00:26:03
of time." Yeah.
00:26:03
>> Compliments. Did you believe any of
00:26:05
them?
00:26:06
>> No.
00:26:06
>> Okay.
00:26:07
>> Absolutely [laughter] not.
00:26:08
>> Lies and deception.
00:26:09
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:10
>> Well, I got to tell you, work on your
00:26:11
deception
00:26:12
>> and work on your work on your threat
00:26:14
level one security of not letting
00:26:16
[laughter]
00:26:18
>> someone through backstage. That could
00:26:20
have been very bad.
00:26:21
>> Hypothetically,
00:26:22
>> that could have been bad.
00:26:22
>> I'm glad it worked out.
00:26:23
>> Yeah. I mean, but it wasn't.
00:26:25
>> Anyway. Anyway. Yeah. How was your week?
00:26:27
>> Case closed. My week was in the
00:26:28
Dominican Republic. It was amazing. Mone
00:26:30
obviously has the photo we can show you.
00:26:32
Mone came to my sister's wedding, which
00:26:34
was uh pretty amazing. Um that he was
00:26:38
there. I'm shocked and a little annoyed
00:26:39
that he was there. I greeted him with
00:26:41
such disdain when I first saw his face
00:26:44
with my family.
00:26:44
>> Who flew? He flew himself out.
00:26:46
>> I flew him.
00:26:47
>> I get it.
00:26:48
>> I flew him. What was I going to do?
00:26:50
>> Yeah. Do you get talk back from uh
00:26:52
McCone?
00:26:52
>> I sure do. I shoot you.
00:26:53
>> You do. You do.
00:26:55
>> Really? Do you want to talk about what
00:26:56
happened today? So, this is McCone on
00:26:57
the beach. We made him braid his hair
00:26:58
for the wedding.
00:26:59
>> That looks dope.
00:27:00
>> It actually was You should have kept it.
00:27:02
>> He took it out. I told him to keep it.
00:27:03
>> Yeah, you you should have kept that.
00:27:04
That looks dope.
00:27:05
>> He kept going. It hurts so much.
00:27:07
[laughter]
00:27:08
>> Really?
00:27:08
>> It hurts every day.
00:27:09
>> I couldn't move my head up or down.
00:27:11
>> Really?
00:27:12
>> It's like so tight.
00:27:13
>> There needs to be a trial for Mone.
00:27:14
>> We [laughter] need to Yeah. Yeah. I will
00:27:16
be the judge. OKAY.
00:27:19
[screaming]
00:27:20
>> OH MY [cheering] GOD. OH MY GOD, DUDE.
00:27:25
>> WHAT'S UP, B DOG? What's up, boy?
00:27:27
>> What up, B? What up, bro? You all right?
00:27:31
>> Great to see you, boy.
00:27:34
[laughter]
00:27:35
Love you, boy. Had to surprise you, man.
00:27:38
We did this for you, [laughter]
00:27:41
oh yeah, see you another day. Everything
00:27:43
good. What's going on, man? Boy, don't
00:27:46
give me that dysfunction. [laughter]
00:27:48
Keep it real. How you feeling, friend?
00:27:50
>> How you doing? So good to see you, man.
00:27:52
>> Look at you.
00:27:55
>> Hey, that's what I'm talking about.
00:27:57
>> Take a seat, Big D. [laughter]
00:27:59
>> Ladies and gentlemen of the Bad Friends
00:28:01
Universe, the one and the only Doc
00:28:03
Willis returns to the Bad Friend Show.
00:28:05
>> Hell yeah. Say what's up to y'all? Y'all
00:28:08
good?
00:28:09
>> Disclosure day. [laughter]
00:28:11
>> Hey man, what's up?
00:28:12
>> Do you know my man Doc is back in the
00:28:14
building? It's been a long time. Do we
00:28:16
have a count on the last time he was on
00:28:17
the show of how many episodes ago it
00:28:19
was? A it was over.
00:28:20
>> It's early 100s.
00:28:22
>> It's got to be a year and a half or two
00:28:23
years now. More.
00:28:24
>> Three years.
00:28:25
>> Almost three years.
00:28:26
>> Summer of 22.
00:28:27
>> Summer of 22. So that Oh my god. We're
00:28:29
coming up on our fourth year.
00:28:32
>> Doc Willis returns to the Bad Friend
00:28:34
show. Bobby is in awe. And for the Dead
00:28:36
Air replacement, people that don't know
00:28:38
and are not watching, he is holding his
00:28:41
face. He's crying because uh we've
00:28:43
surprised him with bringing Doc back to
00:28:45
the show.
00:28:47
>> Oh, and he's getting emotional. Hey man,
00:28:49
they say they're yellow. He turned red.
00:28:51
>> He's [laughter] turning very red.
00:28:52
>> [ __ ] it. That was beautiful, man.
00:28:54
>> I'm not yellow anymore.
00:28:57
[laughter]
00:28:57
>> Listen, man.
00:28:59
>> Yellow and blue makes red, by the way.
00:29:00
>> Listen, man. I just want to say
00:29:04
um it's good to see you.
00:29:05
>> Great to see you, too, bro.
00:29:07
>> You know, I have a deep history with
00:29:08
you,
00:29:08
>> right?
00:29:09
>> You know, we've known each other for a
00:29:10
very long time.
00:29:11
>> Thanks. and um you know I
00:29:16
I I've just I've just I've just missed
00:29:17
you and um thank you so much for coming
00:29:21
back on and um
00:29:24
I don't know I think this is the best
00:29:25
week of my life. I mean Arsenal wins you
00:29:28
know what I mean? um you know Carlos
00:29:31
does Robin Williams but [clears throat]
00:29:32
then uh [laughter]
00:29:34
dog
00:29:36
think anyway um [laughter] and to see
00:29:38
you back really it really did really
00:29:42
and um yeah I uh [snorts]
00:29:46
thank you for being here and I love you
00:29:48
and um let's give Doc Lewis a round of
00:29:50
applause. [applause] Hey man,
00:29:51
>> what what a surprise. [cheering]
00:29:53
>> Yeah.
00:29:53
>> Is that a good surprise or what?
00:29:55
>> You look great.
00:29:56
>> Yeah, you look good.
00:29:56
>> Yeah, you look healthy. Yeah, cuz I was
00:29:58
up at a 100 over 180 lbs. [laughter]
00:30:02
>> I have all kind of health issues because
00:30:04
of that. So I
00:30:05
>> What were the health issues? Now he's
00:30:06
back to Shalom. [laughter] Wait.
00:30:09
>> Yeah,
00:30:11
you look 20 years younger.
00:30:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. That weight loss to do for
00:30:14
you. You look good, too, bro. I said,
00:30:16
God, man. [laughter]
00:30:19
>> Thank you so much, man.
00:30:20
>> Yeah, man.
00:30:21
>> It was uh I had type two diabetes.
00:30:23
>> Oh, no.
00:30:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's not good. [laughter]
00:30:25
That's not good. No, that's not good.
00:30:27
That's not good.
00:30:27
>> Okay. Which one's good? Is that the bad?
00:30:28
>> Three is good.
00:30:29
>> Oh, three is good.
00:30:30
>> Three is good. [laughter]
00:30:31
>> So, type two diabetes. Doc Doc told me
00:30:34
type two diabetes. You were going to the
00:30:35
doctor. But you're But you beat it.
00:30:37
>> I went in because I had a cough
00:30:39
>> and I was having illnesses that were
00:30:43
stopping me from eating. Like I couldn't
00:30:44
eat nothing sweet. Everything I was
00:30:45
eating was just I was like almost
00:30:47
throwing it up. So, I stopped juice no
00:30:49
matter what it was, apple juice,
00:30:50
everything. So, I was like, "All right,
00:30:52
I need to go to the doctor." Well,
00:30:53
actually my cousin, she was like, "Get
00:30:55
your ass in the doctor. You got free
00:30:56
healthcare.
00:30:57
>> What's your favorite kind What's your
00:30:57
favorite kind of juice?
00:30:59
>> Uh pomegranate.
00:31:00
>> Oh, that that's a good juice.
00:31:01
>> Yeah, it is a very good juice.
00:31:02
>> And so I was like, "All right, let me
00:31:03
just go in." Boom.
00:31:05
>> So I go there and he basically just
00:31:10
called me fat to my face. [laughter]
00:31:12
I've never heard a doctor even, you know
00:31:14
what I'm saying? Like the doctor
00:31:15
[laughter]
00:31:17
>> You walked. Did you get on a scale?
00:31:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. I had that when you first go
00:31:21
in. They
00:31:22
>> He said that before you you went on the
00:31:24
scale.
00:31:24
>> No. No. He said it right after that.
00:31:26
>> Okay.
00:31:26
>> But he he didn't say fat. He just So,
00:31:29
let me explain. He had this [laughter]
00:31:31
>> he had one of the baddest female
00:31:33
students I've ever seen. And he was
00:31:34
like, "Is it cool if we just do this
00:31:36
exam in front of you?" And I was like,
00:31:37
"Shit, I'll do this [ __ ] naked. I don't
00:31:39
give [laughter] this." She's
00:31:41
>> She was beautiful, bro. So,
00:31:44
>> white. What was it?
00:31:45
>> Uh, Asian. Indian.
00:31:46
>> So, um, and like
00:31:49
Yeah.
00:31:50
>> Oh, Indian for sure. It could be Asian.
00:31:53
>> Asian. Indian is Asian. That's right.
00:31:54
Yeah. Okay.
00:31:55
>> And she was like just like really really
00:31:57
I said damn she pretty. I said okay.
00:31:59
Yeah. So
00:32:01
he look he does all her stuff, looks at
00:32:04
everything and then he says everything
00:32:06
looks good so far. You you you look well
00:32:08
and everything's okay. And then he
00:32:09
looked at her and he said but however
00:32:11
you see right here on the computer. He
00:32:12
said we got to move the cursor over here
00:32:14
and click obese. And I go what the [ __ ]
00:32:17
[laughter]
00:32:18
And then I go what the [ __ ] you mean?
00:32:19
And he was like uh cuz you know your
00:32:21
your BM BMI is too high. And I said,
00:32:23
"You're just going to say that right in
00:32:24
front of the bitch?" Like they just
00:32:25
[laughter]
00:32:25
It was embarrassing. I WAS LIKE, "Not to
00:32:27
call a bitch." Sorry. Do you mean they
00:32:30
always black dudes always calling hoes
00:32:32
[ __ ] Anyway, [laughter] so
00:32:36
so I was like, "All right, what's next?"
00:32:39
And he say, "Okay, I need you to go in
00:32:41
and take some blood cuz I'm concerned
00:32:43
about you. Give some blood." I'm
00:32:44
concerned. I said, "Okay." So I go in
00:32:46
and then I come back 3 weeks later. He's
00:32:48
like, "Hey, man, you got diabetes." So I
00:32:51
had early stage of that and then so I
00:32:54
was having issues with my stomach like I
00:32:56
told you guys. He said, "Well, let me
00:32:57
send you in to get a ultrasound on your
00:33:00
abdomen." So he goes in, I go in, they
00:33:03
do the exam and then I come back and
00:33:05
they go, "Hey man, you got two lesions
00:33:07
on both of your kidneys. You got
00:33:08
something on your kidneys and you got
00:33:10
something on your liver." And they said,
00:33:11
"So we got to do more testing and blah
00:33:14
blah blah." And then he said, "Because
00:33:16
of all of this, I'm going to send you to
00:33:17
go get a colonoscopy." So I go do the
00:33:19
colonoscopy. They find a polip and they
00:33:21
like, "Oh man, we got to we got to Oh, I
00:33:24
also went to the urologist too."
00:33:26
[laughter] So So I got a test come I got
00:33:29
to get the results. So I actually just
00:33:30
did a CT scan for that this past
00:33:32
Thursday.
00:33:32
>> I can't believe they fit so many bad
00:33:34
things in such a small box.
00:33:35
>> Yeah. [laughter]
00:33:37
>> It's crowded in there. It's like
00:33:39
>> a lot of It's like trying to put
00:33:41
jawbreakers in a lemon head box. It's
00:33:43
[laughter]
00:33:45
>> like
00:33:46
>> It fits. It fits. It fits. But you know,
00:33:48
here's the good news. You look a
00:33:51
thousand times better. You look healthy
00:33:52
as [ __ ]
00:33:53
>> Tell him why. You told me what you were
00:33:54
up to. He said no. He cut out no booze.
00:33:56
No junk food.
00:33:57
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. [laughter]
00:34:00
>> Would you ever throw out no booze? We
00:34:02
don't do that.
00:34:02
>> Wait a minute. You said no pheno. No.
00:34:05
>> Well, here's what happened. So,
00:34:06
>> you said I'm not drinking wine for a
00:34:07
while, Tino. That's what you said.
00:34:08
[laughter]
00:34:09
>> I sound just like me. [ __ ] you guy. Uh,
00:34:13
what it was was the doctor when I told
00:34:15
him about the wine, he's like, no. He
00:34:17
said, "The things that's happened to you
00:34:18
is mostly due to your sugar." He said,
00:34:20
"It's affecting your pancreas, your
00:34:21
liver, and everything." He said, "So,
00:34:22
wine is good. You can chew it, but you
00:34:24
still got to do it only two glasses a
00:34:26
day." And I said, "Yeah, that's already
00:34:27
what I always was doing. I don't drink
00:34:28
like get y'all know that I don't drink.
00:34:30
I get drunk."
00:34:31
>> Yeah. Sometimes over here you did.
00:34:33
>> No, never.
00:34:34
>> You had
00:34:35
>> two always.
00:34:36
>> Always two.
00:34:36
>> Always.
00:34:37
>> Well, let's get back. Get some wine,
00:34:38
please.
00:34:39
So the thing was was when when the test
00:34:42
he when the test came back about the
00:34:45
liver he was like so what you want to do
00:34:47
for right now until we see what's going
00:34:49
on he said because it it mostly points
00:34:51
to fatty liver due to diabet being over
00:34:53
with over diabetes he said so just we
00:34:56
want to scale back on that so I said I'm
00:34:58
going to stop period so that's what I
00:35:00
did I just stopped not period BUT
00:35:03
[laughter]
00:35:05
>> I got a little but you haven't drank in
00:35:07
a while Yeah. Then too like the thing
00:35:11
like especially for for disclosure to
00:35:13
you bad friends who on they always
00:35:15
talking about yeah he's a [ __ ]
00:35:17
alcoholic.
00:35:18
>> You said yeah it's like
00:35:19
>> I'm the alcoholic. I depended on you for
00:35:21
some reason.
00:35:22
>> I've always since I was young never been
00:35:24
able to get drunk. Like it makes like I
00:35:25
get really sick. My mother actually had
00:35:27
an intolerance to alcohol. She couldn't
00:35:29
drink at all. So I have kind of the same
00:35:31
thing. If I drink more than two, three,
00:35:33
I get really sick. M.
00:35:35
>> So like sometimes I would sneak and try
00:35:37
to do like four glasses. Man, I'm over
00:35:39
there hurting, throwing, man. It's for
00:35:41
the worst. So I would always stick to
00:35:43
two, three tops.
00:35:44
>> But no sugar.
00:35:45
>> No sugar. So through intermittent
00:35:47
fasting
00:35:48
>> twice a week. Sometimes the 168 and
00:35:51
sometimes twice I did 48 hours in a row.
00:35:54
Tried to go three straight. That [ __ ] is
00:35:56
rough.
00:35:56
>> Yeah. You can't do that. You end up
00:35:58
looking like Carlos.
00:35:59
>> Yeah.
00:35:59
>> Well, it's actually really good for you
00:36:00
because it causes a topy. And when
00:36:02
autophagy occurs, that's when the cells
00:36:05
start eating each other and they start
00:36:07
looking not eating each other, but they
00:36:08
start looking for things to eat. So,
00:36:10
first you start off by eating your fat
00:36:11
in your body.
00:36:12
>> They eat the weakest cells.
00:36:13
>> Yeah. Yep. Yep. So, the longer you can
00:36:15
go, the better the autophagy. So,
00:36:17
doctors recommend doing it only with
00:36:19
water fasting. I did it twice without
00:36:22
and then when I started doing the
00:36:23
fasting, I would do lemon water to
00:36:25
replace my electrolytes.
00:36:27
>> That's right.
00:36:27
>> So, you lose electrolytes when you fast.
00:36:29
Yeah. So, y'all be careful. But it's
00:36:31
actually super great for you. So my A1C
00:36:33
went down from 6.6 to 5.9.
00:36:36
>> OH, WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW.
00:36:38
>> How's your Is your mental function
00:36:40
better, you think, when when you fast.
00:36:41
People say they see something in their
00:36:43
brain function.
00:36:44
>> The best feeling in the world after when
00:36:45
you get to that 48 hour point. I've
00:36:47
never even I'm like they call it
00:36:50
lightheaded, but it's almost like you're
00:36:51
high. It's like the best feeling in the
00:36:53
world. I said, man. And I want to You
00:36:55
want to keep going, but your mind you're
00:36:56
fighting with your mind because you're
00:36:57
not really that hungry either. It's like
00:36:59
a weird space you in. You feel like
00:37:01
you're floating
00:37:02
>> and it's one of the most beautiful
00:37:03
feeling. I'm like, man, this is amazing.
00:37:05
So, I always try now just to fast just
00:37:07
because of the feeling of it. It's like
00:37:09
a [sighs]
00:37:10
>> What was the sugars that you were
00:37:11
intaking a lot?
00:37:12
>> Um,
00:37:13
>> was it sweets or was it just
00:37:14
>> Okay, last year was the year last year
00:37:17
was the year that I've ever ate like
00:37:19
this, right? So, when I was on Bad
00:37:21
Friends, I was roughly about kind of
00:37:24
where where I am now. So when I left and
00:37:27
last year I went to New York, came back
00:37:30
in February from there I just was in the
00:37:32
house and when I tell you I was eating
00:37:34
bad to where the point where my cousin
00:37:36
recognized it when she would talk to me
00:37:37
on the phone she was like cuz I told her
00:37:39
what I ate and I had ate I would always
00:37:41
eat a Starbucks little donut and some
00:37:44
coffee every [snorts] morning no food
00:37:47
and then sometimes and then wait till
00:37:50
about afternoon 2 o'clock and I'm like
00:37:51
you know what I'm going have a little
00:37:52
wine. [laughter]
00:37:55
So now I'm drinking wine. Yeah.
00:37:57
>> On coffee and and Starbucks, you know
00:37:59
what I'm saying? Cupcakes and [ __ ] And
00:38:00
I was totally just [ __ ] myself. And
00:38:02
then I would eat and I said, "Damn, I
00:38:04
ain't ate eight. IT'S 5:00. LET ME
00:38:05
[laughter] LET ME GO ON TO Jack in the
00:38:07
Box. I don't feel like cooking. It's too
00:38:08
hot." So I did that [ __ ] and I got in a
00:38:10
>> What would you get? What would you get
00:38:11
at Jack in the Box? I always get the
00:38:13
tacos. You ever get the tacos?
00:38:14
>> Hell no. That's going to Taco [laughter]
00:38:16
Bell. I DON'T TRUST THEY TACOS.
00:38:18
>> WHO THE egg rolls?
00:38:20
>> Damn you. You can make them yourself.
00:38:22
Make that a family recipe. Why would he
00:38:23
be?
00:38:24
>> OH, WELL, WHY YOU JACK IN THE BOX THEN?
00:38:26
CUZ those are the two things that that
00:38:27
other places don't have.
00:38:28
>> Well, because of the deals. So, you got
00:38:30
the app. So, the app I was like, I can
00:38:32
save more money. I don't really eat like
00:38:34
this. I was telling myself that, right?
00:38:36
My mother never fed me fast food when I
00:38:38
was younger. Okay.
00:38:39
>> Like, that was our thing. She used to
00:38:41
get mad at me when I would go to
00:38:42
McDonald's. But you don't you don't eat
00:38:43
like that. I taught you how to cook. I'm
00:38:45
like, man, all right. I'm relaxed.
00:38:46
[laughter] Yeah.
00:38:47
>> It was just a burger, right?
00:38:48
>> But what did you get when you get to
00:38:49
Jack in the Box? What would you eat? I
00:38:51
would always get the uh
00:38:54
the breakfast combo sandwich every
00:38:56
morning if I do go the number 20 number
00:38:58
23. You know what I'm talking about? The
00:38:59
loaded the loaded. Uh and then I would
00:39:02
always get the Jack in the Box butter
00:39:04
the buttery jack combo.
00:39:05
>> What's the Buttery Jack?
00:39:06
>> It's uh I don't know exactly what it is,
00:39:09
but it tastes good in a mother.
00:39:10
[laughter]
00:39:12
>> The Buttery Jack is a burger with Swiss
00:39:15
uh tomato. Looks like ketchup. It's a
00:39:16
buttery burger.
00:39:17
>> Yeah.
00:39:18
>> Probably cooked in butter. So you
00:39:20
haven't had that in a while?
00:39:21
>> In a while.
00:39:22
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Hold on. I'm not
00:39:24
done. So I was eating that.
00:39:25
>> He's not done. Andrew
00:39:26
>> Shake Shack. Yeah. Five Guys. So I was
00:39:28
balancing it out cuz I was like, "Well,
00:39:30
they got better quality beef, so I don't
00:39:32
want to eat too much of this."
00:39:33
>> So you're a burger. You were eating
00:39:34
burgers a lot.
00:39:35
>> Burgers a lot.
00:39:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:36
>> Burgers and pizza. And
00:39:40
>> where's your pizza spot? Where what you
00:39:41
got?
00:39:42
>> Uh it's this place around the corner
00:39:44
called Joe Peeps.
00:39:45
>> Yeah. Joe. Yeah.
00:39:46
>> [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] fantastic.
00:39:48
No, they're good. They're good, bro.
00:39:49
>> So, wait a minute. You You Pop Popeyes,
00:39:52
too?
00:39:52
>> Popeyes.
00:39:53
>> But Popeyes over KFC for you? Yeah.
00:39:54
>> Yeah.
00:39:55
>> Good, man.
00:39:55
>> Okay. Good, man.
00:39:56
>> Smart.
00:39:56
>> Yeah.
00:39:56
>> Smart.
00:39:57
>> Why, though?
00:39:58
>> Because uh this is the taste.
00:40:00
>> Okay.
00:40:00
>> Popeyes is better chicken by far.
00:40:02
>> It is.
00:40:02
>> It tastes better. It's always tasted
00:40:04
better.
00:40:04
>> I've never been to Popeyes. Do they have
00:40:05
a like a fried extra crispy drumstick?
00:40:08
>> The best fry. Their fries is way better
00:40:09
than KFC.
00:40:10
>> Not French fries of
00:40:11
>> fried chicken. They're fry. I'm saying
00:40:13
they're they're fry.
00:40:14
>> Okay. I didn't know. I didn't know.
00:40:15
Okay, good. There it is. What's great?
00:40:16
You never had Popeye?
00:40:17
>> I never had Popeye.
00:40:18
>> Oh [ __ ]
00:40:18
>> I don't like the cartoon.
00:40:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:21
>> He thought he thought they should
00:40:23
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00:40:23
>> His forearms [ __ ] me up. You know what I
00:40:25
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>> Give it to me.
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>> Doing more research.
00:43:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Tell me about tell me about
00:43:33
spinach.
00:43:33
>> So what I learned is you can't eat a lot
00:43:36
of high and oxalate green vegetables. So
00:43:40
the lesions in my kidneys
00:43:41
>> Yeah.
00:43:42
>> could have been caused because I went on
00:43:44
this whole spinach diet where I wouldn't
00:43:46
eat nothing but spinach. Then I would do
00:43:48
spinach and tomatoes, spinach with
00:43:50
onions and squash, spinach with
00:43:52
broccoli. I was just
00:43:53
>> Yeah. Yeah. It was like everything
00:43:55
spinach and then turn around and I'm
00:43:56
reading
00:43:57
>> that's what you been about [laughter] is
00:43:58
kidney stones.
00:44:00
>> Kidney stones from spinach.
00:44:01
>> There you go. So the lesions that they
00:44:02
saying that's in my on my kidneys
00:44:04
[laughter] inside my kidneys it's either
00:44:06
kidney stones or the the ladder.
00:44:08
>> Wow.
00:44:09
>> Wow.
00:44:09
>> Yeah.
00:44:10
>> Yeah. So um kale is that good?
00:44:13
>> No kale.
00:44:14
>> Kale's good. They both good for you but
00:44:16
they it's it's got less it's got lower
00:44:18
oxalates than spinach.
00:44:20
>> Well then what's the best vegetable I
00:44:21
can eat? Because I eat kale. I eat bok
00:44:23
choy.
00:44:24
>> Bok choy is good. Broccoli's good. In
00:44:25
fact, the best vegetables that your
00:44:27
people know of is fermented vegetables
00:44:29
are even better for kimchi. Kimchi is
00:44:30
one of the best you can have.
00:44:31
>> Okay, good.
00:44:31
>> For for many levels. It's really really
00:44:33
good for most vegetables in
00:44:36
>> bok choy arugula and dark leaf lettuce.
00:44:38
Light leaf lettuce is not good for you.
00:44:40
In fact, there's a lot of research that
00:44:42
says kale is total [ __ ] as well. But
00:44:44
dark leaf lettuce, light leaf lettuce
00:44:45
has almost no nutritional value.
00:44:46
>> So beets are good.
00:44:47
>> So putting in spinach and kidney stones
00:44:48
are very good for you.
00:44:50
>> Okay. What' you say? put in spinach in a
00:44:52
kidney stone.
00:44:52
>> Yeah. No, he [laughter] did. No. No, he
00:44:54
did. Oh, he did. Okay.
00:44:54
>> Yeah. Oxilate. The calcium oxalate can
00:44:56
cause a lot of kidney.
00:44:57
>> So, what you have to do is you have to
00:44:58
have a protein with it. Bind the
00:45:00
oxalates.
00:45:01
>> Oh. So, if I ate, so if I had steamed
00:45:04
spinach
00:45:05
>> and some steak,
00:45:06
>> they bind together.
00:45:07
>> But you could do like cottage cheese or
00:45:09
you can do something that has uh high
00:45:12
high calcium level. Cheeses are usually
00:45:15
what they say with spinach is good for.
00:45:16
>> I didn't know. I didn't know. I know. We
00:45:18
could get you there. So you went all
00:45:19
spinach and for a while.
00:45:20
>> For a while. That was my thing was like
00:45:23
>> how was olive oil? Was she good? How's
00:45:24
she been? [laughter]
00:45:27
>> Or Brutus? I'm big Brutus lately.
00:45:32
>> So Doc, out of all this.
00:45:33
>> Uhhuh.
00:45:34
>> And I did walking too.
00:45:35
>> You've been walking a lot.
00:45:36
>> Japanese walking.
00:45:37
>> Yeah. Well, your hands behind your back
00:45:38
or
00:45:39
>> just [laughter] to make them angry.
00:45:40
Yeah, just to make them angry. That's
00:45:42
>> Give me a [laughter]
00:45:45
>> Japanese walking. Give me a napkin.
00:45:48
It's hands behind your back, right?
00:45:49
Isn't that what it is?
00:45:50
>> Not behind your back.
00:45:51
>> Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold up, hold
00:45:53
up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:45:54
That was a curveball, dude.
00:45:56
>> Oh, [ __ ]
00:45:57
>> All right, hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:45:58
>> Japanese walking.
00:45:59
>> Yeah, Japanese walking.
00:46:00
>> It alternates three minutes of brisk
00:46:02
walking, 3 minutes of slow recovery, and
00:46:03
a total of 30 minutes. So, it's warm up.
00:46:05
So, it's interval walking levels.
00:46:07
>> There you go. [laughter]
00:46:08
>> Wow.
00:46:09
>> And this says warm up and then fast
00:46:10
interval, slow interval. And when you
00:46:12
see something that you haven't seen
00:46:13
before on your walk, you must say, "Oh,
00:46:16
[laughter]
00:46:18
>> that's crazy that that's in it says how
00:46:20
to do it right there."
00:46:22
>> Well, it for us it's like, you know what
00:46:24
I mean? In us to do it.
00:46:25
>> It's it's what you do.
00:46:26
>> We always do it. Yeah. Yeah. But
00:46:28
>> now when you're walking, there is a big
00:46:29
thing they say people take walks. So my
00:46:31
wife and I walk like every night, but
00:46:33
they say do not be on your phone or
00:46:35
check your phone because nighttime
00:46:37
walking with phones they say is really
00:46:39
bad for you.
00:46:40
>> Well, yeah. Because you being on the
00:46:42
phone at night period is really bad.
00:46:43
>> It's real blue light. The blue light.
00:46:44
>> It's real bad for your brain. Transform.
00:46:47
[laughter]
00:46:48
>> So if you was having insomnia, that's
00:46:49
what you That's what it is. But
00:46:50
>> yeah. Yeah. Your your transformation is
00:46:52
unbelievable. [laughter]
00:46:55
>> Yeah. You look happy.
00:46:56
>> He's healthy. He's happy.
00:46:57
>> Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm doing I'm
00:46:59
doing great. You know, I always I think
00:47:01
I feel like even when I was on Bad
00:47:03
Friends, I've always been happy, you
00:47:04
know, from the
00:47:05
>> But now you're really happy.
00:47:06
>> The same.
00:47:07
>> Okay. Are you the same?
00:47:08
>> It's the same. Yeah. No, but you've
00:47:09
gotten a boost in your life. I feel
00:47:10
mentally you feel like you've figured
00:47:12
out more stuff in life, right? Like
00:47:14
you've got a clearer path to what you
00:47:15
want.
00:47:16
>> No, [clears throat] it's even harder
00:47:16
now.
00:47:17
>> Okay. [laughter]
00:47:19
>> You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm over
00:47:20
here like But
00:47:21
>> you still have your vision board?
00:47:22
>> Yeah. How's the vision board?
00:47:23
>> And I had to tear it down. I told you
00:47:25
[laughter]
00:47:26
>> it was the wrong vision. I said, "Yeah,
00:47:28
it ain't We don't
00:47:29
>> Have you been doing stand up any or No,
00:47:31
>> not really. I've been kind of like I
00:47:32
said, I been really working on my my
00:47:35
health." Okay. So, I've been like
00:47:37
staying I've been doing like some mics
00:47:38
and a couple shows here and there, but
00:47:40
mostly I've been just working on my
00:47:41
>> focusing on health is important.
00:47:42
>> Yeah, cuz I've been turning on
00:47:43
everything. People want me to do
00:47:44
podcast. I'm like, nah, like I'm just
00:47:45
trying to and then, you know, I didn't
00:47:47
know I didn't say anything, but my great
00:47:48
aunt passed away in November.
00:47:51
>> So, it's kind of been like a like I've
00:47:53
been in a haze and I'm still in that
00:47:55
haze, but it's like it feels good. Like
00:47:57
I'm like, "Oh, okay." You know, I'm just
00:47:59
going and taking each day versus me
00:48:00
saying, "What's next? Wonder what I got
00:48:02
to do tomorrow."
00:48:03
>> That's right.
00:48:03
>> Well, what do we do?
00:48:04
>> What do we do now is more important.
00:48:05
Yes.
00:48:06
>> I don't want to get through right now.
00:48:07
>> Well, stay staying present.
00:48:09
>> Present is important.
00:48:10
>> Yeah. And um
00:48:11
>> it's a big thing in the program.
00:48:12
>> It's a the only thing.
00:48:14
>> That's what I'm saying. Saying now,
00:48:15
being
00:48:15
>> the only real thing is the present
00:48:17
moment.
00:48:17
>> Be here now.
00:48:18
>> My mother used to say when I used to
00:48:21
worry on the phone, she would always be
00:48:23
like, "All right, all right. Now, bring
00:48:24
it back. Bring it back. You're going too
00:48:26
far ahead. Stay right here in the
00:48:28
moment. [clears throat] Bring it back."
00:48:29
So, she would always, that's what I
00:48:30
hear. I always hear when I'm thinking,
00:48:31
"Man, what I'm going to do next, and
00:48:32
this, why is this?" Bring it back. Bring
00:48:34
it back. It's a great way to coach
00:48:36
yourself and keep yourself in this
00:48:38
moment because like they say, what's the
00:48:40
saying? Anxiety,
00:48:41
>> I don't know,
00:48:42
>> is in the future.
00:48:43
>> Depression is in the past.
00:48:45
>> That's right.
00:48:45
>> So, the moment of solidarity and peace
00:48:49
is now.
00:48:49
>> That's right.
00:48:50
>> Or they say um you never assume why
00:48:53
[snorts]
00:48:53
>> because you you really don't know.
00:48:56
>> No, cuz if you assume, you make an ass
00:48:58
out of you and me.
00:48:59
>> That's right.
00:49:00
>> You didn't [laughter] know. That's so
00:49:02
[ __ ] old. You didn't know that, Tino.
00:49:03
knew this.
00:49:04
>> No, I did. I was setting him up.
00:49:06
>> Yeah. [laughter] Did you know that or
00:49:07
no?
00:49:08
>> I feel like you didn't know.
00:49:08
>> Yeah, man. Since I was in third grade.
00:49:11
>> Everyone's hurt.
00:49:12
>> You want to do more?
00:49:13
>> Let's [laughter] do more.
00:49:14
>> I don't know anymore.
00:49:15
>> Uh
00:49:15
>> Oh, I know. I know. No. I know. I know.
00:49:17
If you have one foot in front of the
00:49:18
future.
00:49:19
>> Yeah, I'm doing that one now.
00:49:20
>> And you have one foot in the past,
00:49:22
you're pissing on today. [laughter]
00:49:24
>> Oh, wow.
00:49:25
>> That's actually pretty good.
00:49:26
>> That's actually very good. That's a good
00:49:27
Yeah. You never heard of that one?
00:49:28
>> No, never.
00:49:28
>> Well, I'm Asian. We know these things.
00:49:30
You were born with them. What about the
00:49:31
one that's uh
00:49:33
>> Please don't make one up. [laughter]
00:49:37
>> Yeah, give me one.
00:49:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. From from Chicago. Go ahead.
00:49:41
>> Uh no, no, no. I was going to do one of
00:49:43
your peoples.
00:49:43
>> Okay, go ahead.
00:49:44
>> What's the Asian thing about the tree?
00:49:46
The plant the tree. Do Asian quote Asian
00:49:48
saying planting trees.
00:49:50
>> Oh yeah.
00:49:51
>> Asian saying planting trees. Watch it'll
00:49:53
you'll know. It'll pop it up, right?
00:49:54
They have a video.
00:49:55
>> Okay, there it zoom in.
00:49:56
>> The best time to plant a tree was 20
00:49:58
years ago. The second best time is now.
00:50:01
take action immediately.
00:50:03
>> It's a very good one.
00:50:04
>> Yeah. Very good. See, Asians, man, you
00:50:06
guys have all this where all you this is
00:50:08
where it all came
00:50:08
>> because if we don't do that, we go
00:50:11
[laughter]
00:50:12
>> you found so you found a stronger
00:50:13
relationship with God to help you kind
00:50:14
of refocus life then.
00:50:15
>> Yeah, I've always
00:50:16
>> I know you have, but I mean now it
00:50:18
sounds like you're more focused.
00:50:19
>> Yeah, cuz it's like uh
00:50:21
>> Are you going to church?
00:50:22
>> Nah.
00:50:23
>> Yeah.
00:50:24
>> They don't need to go. You don't need to
00:50:24
go to church. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold
00:50:26
on. I used to go all the time. I just
00:50:28
since co I haven't been in a while.
00:50:30
>> That's fine.
00:50:30
>> Yeah. So it's kind of like
00:50:32
>> Are you scared of haunt virus and Ebola
00:50:34
and all these new viruses are coming
00:50:36
about or No.
00:50:37
>> Nah.
00:50:37
>> You should you got CO seven times.
00:50:39
[laughter]
00:50:41
>> Yeah.
00:50:42
>> What a good ass memory. He remember all
00:50:45
my goddamn [laughter] tragedies this
00:50:46
guy. He's
00:50:48
>> You did have CO more than anyone I've
00:50:49
ever met. [laughter] Seven times.
00:50:51
>> I was even myself. I said, "How the [ __ ]
00:50:53
I keep GETTING THIS [ __ ] I'M [ __ ]
00:50:55
SICK of it." Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:56
>> Starbucks in the goddamn cookies.
00:50:58
[laughter]
00:50:59
>> Yeah. But I want to warn you though with
00:51:00
Honda virus and Ebola if it's not going
00:51:03
to spread. But I'm sorry.
00:51:04
>> Easy.
00:51:05
>> Such [ __ ] He's on this kick. It's
00:51:07
not coming around. You know what's more
00:51:08
likely? The [ __ ] Garden Grove factory
00:51:11
that's about to explode here in LA. Oh,
00:51:12
I know that one.
00:51:13
>> Infecting us. Or Gardina.
00:51:15
>> I'm just saying hypothetically if
00:51:18
>> I'm just saying hypothetically if these
00:51:20
two diseases mutate and they become
00:51:22
airborne, it spreads like CO, right? You
00:51:24
got to be more careful.
00:51:26
>> Remember the Ebola cases?
00:51:28
>> What? This happened before. This ain't
00:51:29
the first time.
00:51:30
>> No, it's not the first time.
00:51:31
>> Yeah, it happened in Dallas and a couple
00:51:33
other places.
00:51:34
>> There's also no active cases of spread
00:51:36
within the United States. We It's
00:51:37
contained.
00:51:38
>> Oh, he has alternate news, I think.
00:51:40
>> Oh, great.
00:51:41
>> Can I just say something?
00:51:42
>> Sure.
00:51:42
>> Viruses want to survive, right? And
00:51:44
because of global warming and because of
00:51:46
the cutting down of the rainforests,
00:51:48
right, these viruses mutate.
00:51:50
>> Stop it.
00:51:51
>> Right. They do. They mutate because
00:51:53
their [ __ ] scientists are trying to
00:51:55
kill us. That's why they mutate.
00:51:57
>> Well, that's another theory that CO came
00:51:59
from a lab purpose.
00:52:00
>> That's not theory. That's a literal
00:52:01
fact. It came from a lab.
00:52:02
>> Yeah. And purposely put upon the world
00:52:05
to cause Right. So, if they do it with
00:52:07
Ebola, which has a 50%, you know, the um
00:52:11
>> if they do this again, we they won't
00:52:13
give us a warning shot. It's just going
00:52:15
to happen. That's my point.
00:52:16
>> And I'm I'm concerned about Dog. He's
00:52:18
got stones in his liver. [laughter] He's
00:52:19
got all he's got. You're going to die of
00:52:21
whatever you going to die for.
00:52:22
>> No, I want you to die. You know what I
00:52:24
mean? That's how that's HOW I GO.
00:52:25
>> YOU GOT IT SEVEN TIMES. WEAR A [ __ ]
00:52:27
[laughter] MASK, MAN.
00:52:29
>> That's all I'm asking, dude. You know
00:52:30
what I mean?
00:52:31
>> You know, dude, you can't freeball haunt
00:52:34
virus, dude. [laughter]
00:52:35
>> You got to wrap it up, dog. You got to
00:52:37
wrap it up, dude.
00:52:37
>> [ __ ] THAT [ __ ]
00:52:39
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
00:52:41
>> I'm courageous in the fear of death.
00:52:43
[laughter] I'll face this [ __ ]
00:52:43
>> Where is virus now? Where is it now?
00:52:46
See, see, where is it now?
00:52:47
>> It's dead.
00:52:48
>> It's gone. Yeah, it's
00:52:49
>> it's dead. But now Ebola is a whole
00:52:51
thing and you know it's like I don't
00:52:52
know.
00:52:53
>> Hont virus is primarily located in two
00:52:55
continents and neither of them are here
00:52:57
and the hot spots are not here anymore.
00:52:59
Okay.
00:53:00
>> The four corners is a region
00:53:03
they're monitoring estates but it's not
00:53:04
going to get around.
00:53:05
>> Also remember too the seven times I
00:53:07
caught the Corona virus was [laughter]
00:53:10
>> was mutated strings, right?
00:53:12
>> You know what I'M SAYING? I'M
00:53:13
>> SAYING. SO THEN WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL
00:53:15
YOU is follow this
00:53:16
>> just maybe I got more antibodies to
00:53:18
fight off
00:53:20
>> more things than you do in yours because
00:53:22
you haven't had it enough.
00:53:25
He needs to get every [laughter]
00:53:28
Yeah. Yeah. You got all the strange.
00:53:29
>> That's why I started following UFO.
00:53:32
>> I started following UFO situation.
00:53:33
[laughter]
00:53:34
>> Give me one of them. One of them. One of
00:53:36
them. Doc collect Doc collects Corona
00:53:39
virus like black guys collect [laughter]
00:53:41
Jordans
00:53:43
>> or like Chris Tucker on rush
00:53:44
>> hour.
00:53:46
Yeah.
00:53:46
>> I want the foes. I want the five.
00:53:48
[laughter]
00:53:48
>> I'm just concerned for your health.
00:53:49
That's why I'm saying it.
00:53:50
>> No, I'm all right.
00:53:51
>> Well, is it attacking black people then?
00:53:53
It would be more scary for Doc. Is it Is
00:53:54
Hata going after black people?
00:53:56
>> No, I don't think so.
00:53:57
>> Well, then it wasn't made the right way.
00:53:58
It wasn't [laughter]
00:53:59
>> racist to know God.
00:54:01
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:02
>> Well, no. You think you think you think
00:54:04
do you not think that the government's
00:54:06
uh tried to put viruses and stuff out
00:54:09
there to attack black people? You think
00:54:10
that's ever happened?
00:54:11
>> I think that that's a possibility.
00:54:13
They've done I think they've done that
00:54:15
towards a lot of different populations.
00:54:17
>> I think so, too. Yeah. I think so, too.
00:54:19
>> They've done nothing to these Asians.
00:54:20
>> Yeah. What?
00:54:21
>> Yeah. You're not. You love the Asians.
00:54:23
Godamn. They just as dumb as us. I don't
00:54:25
know why you [laughter]
00:54:28
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, just cuz you
00:54:30
invented peanut butter doesn't mean that
00:54:31
you can [laughter]
00:54:32
>> and a stoplight and a stoplight. Stop.
00:54:34
Don't forget about DON'T FORGET ABOUT
00:54:36
HIDDEN FIGURES. [laughter]
00:54:37
>> AND THERE WAS EIGHT BLACK SCIENTISTS on
00:54:39
>> figures. That's right. That's not
00:54:40
>> There was eight black scientists who
00:54:41
helped create that atomic bomb. Let's
00:54:43
>> You also created a clothes dryer. This
00:54:45
home security all day. The irony. You
00:54:47
guys created home security. It's
00:54:49
[laughter] so funny.
00:54:51
>> And we know how to BREAK IN.
00:54:53
>> THIS GUY, you're Captain America now,
00:54:56
>> huh?
00:54:56
>> You're Captain America now. What does
00:54:58
that mean? [laughter]
00:55:00
>> There is a black man playing Captain
00:55:02
America now.
00:55:03
>> Oh, it is.
00:55:04
>> You're Captain America,
00:55:05
>> is it? Isn't it? Or am I alone?
00:55:06
>> Not my starting.
00:55:07
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:08
>> You know, this is D [ __ ]
00:55:10
>> Stop it. Anthony Mackey.
00:55:12
>> Anthony Mackey is Captain America.
00:55:13
>> The Harrison Ford.
00:55:14
>> So, he went from being the other guy to
00:55:16
>> Captain America before that.
00:55:18
>> The Falcon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:20
>> Man, that sucks, man.
00:55:21
>> Wait, what? [laughter]
00:55:22
Why?
00:55:23
>> Why? Why? Because it's like
00:55:26
>> you don't want him.
00:55:27
>> Captain America being white is okay.
00:55:28
It's like stop. [applause]
00:55:31
>> Yeah. It's like, man, stop, man.
00:55:32
>> Oh, come on. That's crazy. What you're
00:55:34
saying is nuts. Anybody can be Captain
00:55:36
America. You're saying
00:55:37
>> No, no, no. What I'm saying is the
00:55:38
original character where they've drawn
00:55:40
is cool.
00:55:41
>> We're together.
00:55:41
>> It's just It's just the comics.
00:55:43
>> Yeah, but wait a minute. I agree, but
00:55:44
they've deviated from all that now. It
00:55:46
doesn't matter. Nothing means anything
00:55:47
>> to me and Doc. It does.
00:55:49
>> Okay.
00:55:50
>> Okay. So, here's another I'm going to
00:55:51
tell you a true story. I know a Korean
00:55:53
actor.
00:55:53
>> Sounds like I'm not the white guy.
00:55:55
[laughter]
00:55:57
>> Isn't this crazy?
00:55:59
>> Like I'm fine with it because I don't
00:56:00
give a [ __ ] Why does it matter? The
00:56:02
original one. Okay, how about this?
00:56:05
>> How about this?
00:56:06
>> Don't you [laughter]
00:56:07
>> I agree with you on certain. Can James
00:56:09
Bond not be British?
00:56:12
>> Yeah, he should be British,
00:56:14
>> right?
00:56:14
>> Right.
00:56:14
>> He has to be British. Yes.
00:56:15
>> But does it matter what color he is? No.
00:56:18
>> No.
00:56:19
>> Cuz I elu was
00:56:20
>> because he's not from comics.
00:56:23
>> That's all I'm saying.
00:56:23
>> Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
00:56:24
>> The comics books were colored. They were
00:56:25
crayon. There was coloring,
00:56:26
>> but there's descriptions on who the
00:56:28
person was, right? In the comics.
00:56:30
>> Did it say Captain America was a white
00:56:32
male?
00:56:32
>> He was drawn always as a white male. He
00:56:34
was a white guy.
00:56:35
>> Color costs more money. [laughter]
00:56:37
>> All right. I know this Korean actor who
00:56:40
was almost right. And I can't say his
00:56:42
name.
00:56:42
>> I couldn't agree with them more, which
00:56:43
is so funny. playing devil's advocate.
00:56:45
But even though I'm like, "Yeah, white.
00:56:47
God damn it."
00:56:47
>> I know a Korean actor who came to me and
00:56:49
goes, "I think they might want me to
00:56:51
play Wolverine."
00:56:53
>> And I was like, "Please say no."
00:56:57
>> Why?
00:56:57
>> It'll ruin it.
00:57:00
>> Yeah. Wolverine's Canadian white dude,
00:57:02
short, thick. You know what I mean? It's
00:57:04
like some I am.
00:57:07
>> What about?
00:57:07
>> Yeah. And the chopsticks coming out.
00:57:09
This Wolver, [laughter]
00:57:15
[laughter]
00:57:15
>> right?
00:57:16
>> Yeah.
00:57:16
>> Yeah.
00:57:17
>> No, I know. I I know what you're saying.
00:57:18
The original in is what? That's what you
00:57:20
want. I get it. I just I guess I don't a
00:57:22
big deal what you're saying. Yeah.
00:57:24
>> I don't give a [ __ ] I know.
00:57:26
>> But
00:57:26
>> how about this? I'm more mad that any
00:57:29
redheaded comic book guy is been recast
00:57:31
by non redheaded [ __ ] They [snorts]
00:57:33
don't put any redheaded people. And
00:57:34
there were red
00:57:35
>> Well, you're weaker.
00:57:36
>> Interesting. It's harder to believe that
00:57:38
a redheaded guy would be
00:57:40
>> Jean Gray.
00:57:41
>> By the way, they've made every redheaded
00:57:42
half of them are black now. Whatever
00:57:44
redheaded person before they're black.
00:57:45
>> They're all hot girls. Most of them. No,
00:57:47
there's one there's a whole there's a
00:57:48
whole cartoon drawing of all the red.
00:57:50
That's probably
00:57:51
>> No, you're not weak. I'm sorry for
00:57:52
redheaded people.
00:57:53
>> I mean, even Storm wasn't white. We know
00:57:54
that, but Hy Berry plays Storm, right?
00:57:56
Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:57
>> So, we it it's just like
00:58:00
it it just seemed like they're just
00:58:02
>> they're having a struggle internally
00:58:04
with what is right and what is wrong and
00:58:07
they're just so like it doesn't matter
00:58:08
in the sense of what you're saying.
00:58:10
>> I just don't care.
00:58:10
>> I'm just talking about just as far as
00:58:12
the comics. I don't care. It's a movie.
00:58:14
>> Well, that's what that's my point is it
00:58:15
doesn't matter who plays it because it's
00:58:17
meaningless anyway. It's just kind of
00:58:18
like saying like who cares what the
00:58:19
original
00:58:19
>> Not when you're a comic fan.
00:58:21
>> Okay.
00:58:21
>> Right. I'm not a comic fan. So, they're
00:58:22
making new they're making new comics now
00:58:25
with a a variety of different colors of
00:58:27
people, right? And in 20 or 30 years
00:58:30
from now, those roles will be played by,
00:58:33
you know, I mean,
00:58:34
>> people that No, not white.
00:58:36
>> You know what I don't like? People ain't
00:58:37
going to like this. Y'all gonna get mad.
00:58:39
I don't like that RDJ is playing doc Dr.
00:58:42
Doom.
00:58:43
>> Why? Yeah. Yeah. Speak your mind,
00:58:46
>> dude. I'm like, bro, I'm used to him
00:58:48
just being Iron Man and now y'all going
00:58:50
to move. It's just like ah
00:58:52
>> yeah, there's other actors.
00:58:53
>> Yeah, there's more people. But Hollywood
00:58:54
is so afraid.
00:58:56
>> But there's not.
00:58:56
>> They wanted to talk.
00:58:57
>> There are
00:58:58
>> no there's hundreds of thousands of
00:59:00
actors, but they don't care. That
00:59:01
doesn't mean anything to them.
00:59:02
>> They're not as great.
00:59:02
>> But it doesn't move the needle for them.
00:59:04
So they're ba this is a business.
00:59:06
They're not basing it on who's available
00:59:08
or what could be cool. They're basing it
00:59:09
on how much money can they render from
00:59:11
this. It
00:59:12
>> Why can't Leo play Dr. Doom?
00:59:13
>> He probably doesn't want to.
00:59:14
>> Oh my god. I would have been
00:59:15
>> There's no way.
00:59:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's
00:59:17
so Daniel D. Lewis.
00:59:18
>> He would never do that. Tom Cruz said
00:59:20
no, too.
00:59:21
>> Tom Cruz said no. They won't don't want
00:59:22
to do it.
00:59:22
>> Do all so you're saying to me, I'm
00:59:25
sorry. They went all the way down the
00:59:27
line. It got back to Robert Downey Jr.
00:59:30
He was the last pick.
00:59:31
>> I guarantee you he wasn't first cuz Tom
00:59:33
Cruz got a bunch of people got offered.
00:59:34
>> I think it was just Tom Cruz then RDJ.
00:59:36
They only wanted like the biggest movie
00:59:38
star.
00:59:38
>> Brad Pitt. No,
00:59:39
>> I don't.
00:59:40
>> He would never do that.
00:59:41
>> Yeah, they don't go after people.
00:59:42
>> We try give him an offer.
00:59:44
>> I don't think he would.
00:59:44
>> Okay. I think the I think there's
00:59:46
certain guys in this game that are of
00:59:48
the top of their career and the end of
00:59:49
their career or whatever
00:59:51
>> that this is not really
00:59:52
>> How old is Dr. Doom?
00:59:53
>> But isn't Marvel the franchise
00:59:54
>> I want to know how old Dr. Doom is.
00:59:56
>> Say it again.
00:59:56
>> But do you feel like Marvel and DC and
00:59:59
all these they're at a point where
01:00:02
>> you can you pretty much can get anybody
01:00:04
that's great at acting and that has a
01:00:07
certain they don't have to be a big name
01:00:09
like Robert Down Jr. just because it's
01:00:11
already solidified as a a franchise. But
01:00:13
it sells it sells internationally so
01:00:15
much better.
01:00:15
>> So Dr. Doom is in his mid-40s and early
01:00:18
50s.
01:00:18
>> In the MCU, he's 60 in the movies.
01:00:21
>> Okay. But I'm just saying in the comics,
01:00:24
he's in his mid-40s, early 50s.
01:00:26
>> That's me and you, bud.
01:00:27
>> Now, I want you all give me all the
01:00:29
actors that are in their mid late 40s
01:00:32
and early 50s.
01:00:33
>> That's a good question, Tino. If they
01:00:35
had Dr. Doom and wanted you to play it,
01:00:37
I'll be like, "Fuck that. That right
01:00:38
there. That's
01:00:40
>> He wears something.
01:00:41
>> Can I do it? I wear
01:00:42
>> No, no, no, no. not getting it. I'm
01:00:43
saying, "Fuck that. You can't play that
01:00:44
guy." [laughter]
01:00:46
>> Like, "No, MAN. OH, [ __ ]
01:00:48
>> WHY? WHY?
01:00:48
>> LOOK AT LIKE HE DON'T, YOU KNOW, HE'S
01:00:50
Tino's not [laughter]
01:00:53
>> He's not Dr. Doom material. He's too
01:00:55
nice. He's a good guy." Or, you know,
01:00:57
>> who's more Dr. Doom?
01:00:58
>> I feel like he can come off.
01:00:59
>> Who's more?
01:01:00
>> I would have to see you play a evil
01:01:01
dude. You know what I'm saying?
01:01:02
>> I do it on this show every week.
01:01:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:05
>> Wait a minute. You're definitely not.
01:01:07
[laughter]
01:01:08
>> How big was he? Was he a fullsized man?
01:01:11
Dude, day a rest of my body.
01:01:13
>> Okay. [laughter]
01:01:14
>> All right. So, born in 72. These are the
01:01:16
actors they could have gone to. Ben
01:01:18
Effleck, The Rock, Marlon Way. No, Idris
01:01:21
Alba.
01:01:22
>> Oh, but they he Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So,
01:01:25
Adrien Broaddy could have been it.
01:01:27
>> It's a different mask with a nose.
01:01:28
>> Okay. [laughter]
01:01:30
>> I love Patrick Wilson. I love James
01:01:32
Marsden. 74 DiCaprio. Christian Bale.
01:01:36
>> Maybe he No, he already played Batman.
01:01:38
He can't do it. We Phoenix Joker
01:01:40
already. Matthew McConn perfect Dr.
01:01:42
Doom.
01:01:43
>> Insane to say that.
01:01:44
>> Yeah.
01:01:44
>> How could he play that?
01:01:45
>> Would you rather have Matthew?
01:01:47
>> Oh, yeah. He would have been his voice.
01:01:49
Oh, man.
01:01:50
>> All right. All right. All right. Dr.
01:01:52
Doom.
01:01:52
>> Well, you just [laughter] Yeah, maybe
01:01:54
you're right.
01:01:57
>> You got to get what's available.
01:01:58
>> All right. You're right. Okay. Yeah.
01:02:00
Yeah.
01:02:00
>> But also, it doesn't it I just think it
01:02:03
doesn't I think How about this? I don't
01:02:05
care what color person plays any of this
01:02:07
stuff. make new [ __ ] dude. I don't want
01:02:10
to revive old properties. I don't
01:02:11
>> like Did you see Weapons? That was new
01:02:13
[ __ ]
01:02:13
>> That's new [ __ ]
01:02:14
>> There's a new movie I'm gonna see
01:02:15
tonight or tomorrow night. Obsession. I
01:02:17
heard it's really good.
01:02:18
>> Oh, I heard that's really
01:02:19
>> No, I just hear it's so good.
01:02:20
>> Have you seen it?
01:02:21
>> It's really good.
01:02:22
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:22
>> More of this needs to make a wave and a
01:02:24
comeback. I watched the Hulk Hogan
01:02:26
documentary last night. I finished it.
01:02:28
All three episodes. This guy.
01:02:29
>> What is it on? Netflix. [snorts]
01:02:30
>> Netflix.
01:02:31
>> Netflix. Okay.
01:02:32
>> Yeah. I'm I'm pass. Well, it's funny
01:02:34
because I'm not a wrestling fan, but I
01:02:36
was enamored by
01:02:37
>> Yeah.
01:02:38
>> the idea of this guy.
01:02:39
>> I was a huge wrestling fan when I was in
01:02:42
the 80s, but like once it got past Stone
01:02:44
Cold, I kind of like tapped out.
01:02:46
>> You tapped out. Well, this was kind of
01:02:47
about the world of his in and out of
01:02:49
lasting longer than maybe he should
01:02:51
have. And then the world of NWO and ECW
01:02:54
and all that stuff is
01:02:55
>> Tonga the Kid was my guy. Tong remember
01:02:57
Tonga the Kid?
01:02:58
>> You don't remember Tonga the Kid?
01:03:00
>> Oh, there he is. Satu.
01:03:01
>> That's my guy.
01:03:02
>> Oh, yeah. kind of wonder why I remember
01:03:03
him. That's like [laughter]
01:03:06
>> Yeah. What do you mean?
01:03:08
>> I mean, look at him.
01:03:09
>> I know.
01:03:09
>> There's nothing exciting about him.
01:03:10
>> It's like It's like every woman you've
01:03:12
ever dated.
01:03:13
>> I mean, everybody got their own.
01:03:15
[laughter]
01:03:15
>> No, but it was an interesting Doc. It
01:03:17
was weird to It was cool to see cuz I
01:03:18
remember it as a kid, but I wasn't a
01:03:20
wrestling fan. But the impact was wild.
01:03:22
I forgot how popular.
01:03:24
>> Bigger than I mean, he was like
01:03:26
>> Yeah.
01:03:26
>> They they quoted him as one of the most
01:03:28
recognizable faces in the world.
01:03:31
>> Probably. Not not names say cuz name
01:03:33
Yes. But that you could show his picture
01:03:36
to a foreign country of you know far in
01:03:38
the middle of nowhere those be they'd be
01:03:39
like oh yeah they know who that is. They
01:03:41
don't know what he is but they know who
01:03:43
he is.
01:03:43
>> It's [ __ ] wild.
01:03:44
>> It's wild. I mean there's a few people
01:03:46
like that in the world. Michael Jackson
01:03:48
it being one.
01:03:48
>> Yeah. But think about Michael Jackson
01:03:50
>> was a musical genius.
01:03:53
>> Yes.
01:03:53
>> And he was a you know I mean athlete.
01:03:56
Mhm.
01:03:56
>> Well, Hulk Hogan was kind of uh in his
01:03:59
own right cuz WWF is strictly acting.
01:04:02
>> No, he he
01:04:04
>> it's real.
01:04:04
>> Yes, it's real. [laughter]
01:04:06
>> It's real.
01:04:07
>> That's the myth.
01:04:08
>> It's real to me, Dad. [laughter]
01:04:10
>> That's the good That's the myth of of
01:04:13
pro wrestling that it's fake. It's not.
01:04:16
>> Mhm.
01:04:16
>> No. No. [laughter] I'm hungry, dude.
01:04:18
Right.
01:04:19
>> No. No. The fality of it is real.
01:04:21
>> Yeah. Hulk Hogan picks up Tonga the Kid,
01:04:23
right? No, he picked up first of all he
01:04:25
picked up [ __ ] Andre the Giant which
01:04:26
was the greatest ones.
01:04:29
Exactly. Throws him over the ring. You
01:04:31
know what I mean? On the giant falls on
01:04:33
a table, right? You don't think that
01:04:34
hurts?
01:04:35
>> No. No. I'm saying the physicality is
01:04:36
real.
01:04:37
>> Yeah.
01:04:37
>> But it's But it's a
01:04:38
>> You think You think it's predetermined?
01:04:39
>> It's a play
01:04:40
>> 100%.
01:04:41
>> No, no, no. It's not.
01:04:42
>> Oh, so before you think they go, "Hey,
01:04:44
you're going to win this one."
01:04:44
>> Yeah.
01:04:45
>> It's like a movie fight.
01:04:47
>> Everybody knows that, but that's the fun
01:04:49
of it. It's like watching a drama
01:04:50
unfold.
01:04:51
>> It doesn't matter that they know. And by
01:04:53
the way, he does say
01:04:55
>> you do a dance with your partner.
01:04:56
Sometimes you it may flip in the moment
01:04:59
of who wins and who doesn't win. It's a
01:05:01
play. They're doing a live play.
01:05:03
>> Yeah, right.
01:05:03
>> It's fun.
01:05:04
>> They're all I mean, they're all They're
01:05:05
like theater kids who love to lift
01:05:07
weights.
01:05:08
>> It's really what it is. You're like a
01:05:09
theater guy that loves lifting weights.
01:05:11
But it was
01:05:11
>> I want people to know that I know how
01:05:13
wrestling works.
01:05:13
>> Wouldn't Hulk Hogan [laughter]
01:05:17
>> But when Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan
01:05:19
>> But some people do get deep in it. Yeah.
01:05:21
>> What?
01:05:22
>> He had
01:05:23
>> the leg drop.
01:05:24
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. What what what
01:05:25
[laughter] people loved about Hogan
01:05:27
>> was that
01:05:29
>> last minute of being down and out and
01:05:31
making a spring back cuz that represent
01:05:34
that encapsulates America.
01:05:36
>> Everything
01:05:38
of being down and then he put the finger
01:05:40
up and that's you
01:05:43
>> somebody who just [laughter]
01:05:49
>> that that moment.
01:05:50
>> Mhm. AND PEOPLE WERE GOING, "OH MY GOD."
01:05:52
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
01:05:53
>> I WATCHED THE whole thing. I just wanted
01:05:54
to see the sex tape more than anything.
01:05:56
And then they never played it. They
01:05:58
never played it.
01:05:58
>> Oh yeah.
01:05:59
>> Wow. Wow.
01:06:00
>> They do leave out a lot of stuff. They
01:06:01
They do give him his flowers, especially
01:06:03
because he died three months after the
01:06:04
documentary was finished.
01:06:05
>> So they do give him his flowers, but
01:06:07
they leave out so much fun, interesting
01:06:08
[ __ ]
01:06:09
>> They leave out a lot of these
01:06:10
documentaries. They leave out a lot.
01:06:11
>> Too much.
01:06:12
>> Yeah. So let's let's talk about Doc a
01:06:13
little bit more. Um Doc, how do you feel
01:06:15
being back?
01:06:16
>> I feel great as far as just, you know,
01:06:18
this is one episode right now. Like I
01:06:20
say, I'm
01:06:21
>> He's not back forever. He's coming back
01:06:23
to
01:06:23
>> come back. Well, and to let the fans be
01:06:25
have some peace and some ease about it
01:06:27
because they didn't they don't know.
01:06:28
They were speculating and they
01:06:29
>> a lot of them. And man,
01:06:30
>> well, can I tell you my can I tell him
01:06:32
my dream?
01:06:33
>> Yeah.
01:06:33
>> The funniest part about Bobby He let's
01:06:35
talk about you, Doc. And then stop.
01:06:37
[laughter]
01:06:37
>> Oh, yeah. No, please. I'm sorry.
01:06:42
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're
01:06:43
right. You're right. [laughter]
01:06:43
>> Let him have the floor.
01:06:44
>> I'm sorry. Have the floor. I'm sorry.
01:06:45
>> I mean, he pled we had a court case an
01:06:47
hour ago. I'm [laughter] sorry. I'm
01:06:49
sorry. I'm sorry. God,
01:06:50
>> go ahead.
01:06:50
>> What was I saying?
01:06:52
>> You were I'll tell you, you were you
01:06:54
were saying how the fans when you
01:06:56
departed,
01:06:57
>> man, y'all have no [ __ ] clue. I mean,
01:06:59
you know, but you don't know based on
01:07:01
the opposite side of where I was on. I
01:07:03
had people stop me walking in the
01:07:05
streets of New York like, "Hey, man, go
01:07:07
back to Bad F." I'm like, "Are you
01:07:08
[ __ ] I go to the grocery store, they
01:07:10
stop me. I go to every [ __ ] way. It's
01:07:12
always somebody. I'm just like, fuck."
01:07:14
And so it was like, that's why I kept
01:07:16
telling y'all, I'm I'm going to do this
01:07:18
episode. But I got to come back and just
01:07:19
make sure and then just to just cuz he
01:07:22
he already know he's been forgiven cuz
01:07:24
we already text and we saw each other
01:07:25
and now we talked in front of the improv
01:07:26
so he already knows that. But it's for
01:07:29
for it's mostly for him and the fans and
01:07:32
all of us. It's like there's this this
01:07:34
camaraderie we have and we have it even
01:07:37
when we see each other on the streets
01:07:38
and go play like we did the sa [ __ ] and
01:07:42
we just you know there's this thing that
01:07:44
that goes beyond podcast and goes
01:07:46
beyond. So, I just wanted to let the
01:07:48
fans remind you all that that's what
01:07:50
it's about, punk asses. [laughter]
01:07:52
>> You know how this all started, right?
01:07:54
So, I had been texting with Doc anyway,
01:07:56
and I was in the Dominican Republic for
01:08:00
my sister's wedding, and I saw a man
01:08:04
that looked like Doc [laughter]
01:08:06
and I and I texted him and I said,
01:08:08
"Dude, I saw a guy that looked exactly
01:08:10
like [laughter] you." And it made me
01:08:12
think of him. and we just started
01:08:13
chatting and and he said he want maybe
01:08:17
we'll come back on the show and I said
01:08:18
well you holler when I said well we're
01:08:21
going to be doing it and I get back he's
01:08:22
like I'll come through and I think it
01:08:24
was about time there's that's him that's
01:08:26
who no that's just finding black guys on
01:08:29
the internet
01:08:30
>> from I Google black that
01:08:32
>> would you black guys in the Dominican
01:08:33
Republic
01:08:34
>> you know my uh sister sent me a picture
01:08:36
cuz I remind her of Asians all the time
01:08:39
[laughter] so
01:08:41
she sent me a Why?
01:08:43
>> The intermittent fasting, the side, the
01:08:45
Japanese walking, [laughter]
01:08:48
>> so many things.
01:08:49
>> Well, a lot of people do that. They uh
01:08:51
like, "You ain't what? You mix with
01:08:52
age?" I said, "No, I'm not [ __ ]
01:08:54
>> Yeah.
01:08:54
>> But uh [laughter] she sent me a picture
01:08:56
and text me a picture of the guy that
01:08:58
was had the winning streak for Wheel of
01:09:02
Fortune this past time, the Asian guy.
01:09:04
And she sent me a picture. She said,
01:09:04
"Every time I watch it, it reminds me of
01:09:06
you." I'm like, [laughter]
01:09:08
>> "Who is the guy who's winning a lot?"
01:09:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. That guy.
01:09:11
>> Yeah.
01:09:12
>> The last note I saw him.
01:09:13
>> Oh,
01:09:15
>> wheel
01:09:15
>> 2026.
01:09:16
>> That guy.
01:09:17
>> Yeah, that guy. [laughter]
01:09:20
>> So, remember I had the same kind of
01:09:23
glasses. [laughter]
01:09:25
>> So, I put up the picture on Instagram of
01:09:27
me and him side by like the and they
01:09:29
SAY, "DAMN, IT LOOK LIKE [ __ ] ALERT."
01:09:32
>> That does kind of look like [laughter]
01:09:33
>> Now, could you play him in a movie?
01:09:35
>> I think I would allow it.
01:09:36
>> I could me.
01:09:37
>> I would allow it. Yeah. Yeah. If I was
01:09:38
the producer,
01:09:39
>> you know who I could play in a movie?
01:09:40
Who?
01:09:40
>> Hart. If his heart was a bartender and I
01:09:42
had if he was famous, I could play Hart.
01:09:44
>> That's so funny.
01:09:45
>> Who's Hart?
01:09:45
>> From the store.
01:09:46
>> Oh, you can.
01:09:47
>> Yeah. You miss.
01:09:48
>> They always think me and him brothers.
01:09:49
We see each other. He call me all the
01:09:50
time.
01:09:50
>> Oh, I love Hart.
01:09:51
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:52
>> Same fashion. Doc,
01:09:53
>> can I can I express my dream? [ __ ]
01:09:55
>> please.
01:09:55
>> Doc, can you can I express my dream?
01:09:57
>> What's your dream?
01:09:57
>> Okay. I know it's one time.
01:10:00
>> Okay. But if I may express my dream. Um,
01:10:05
>> I'm sorry. I I have to say it, right? My
01:10:07
way.
01:10:07
>> My I want to dream away. My [laughter]
01:10:10
>> dream away.
01:10:11
>> My dream is that we could eventually
01:10:14
eventually slow start get to where we
01:10:17
were once were. You know what I mean?
01:10:20
Where you're popping in and out, right?
01:10:23
Um eventually that we could go on tour,
01:10:27
you and I, and Doc could do the tour
01:10:29
with us.
01:10:30
>> Go all over the world.
01:10:32
>> And that's my dream. I think for me it's
01:10:34
like, you know, I want a redemption
01:10:36
story as well. and I want to um
01:10:40
give him the appreciation that he
01:10:42
deserves. Um he was a vital part of our
01:10:45
show. I feel like I [ __ ] it up and I
01:10:48
apologize to you. [laughter]
01:10:51
>> Oh my
01:10:53
my bad. Where was you at? You was that
01:10:55
make amends. Keep going, Bob. [laughter]
01:10:58
>> All right. Okay. You know the fasting
01:11:00
makes you tired.
01:11:01
>> Yeah, it makes it makes you a little
01:11:02
sleepy. Yeah. Anyway, look in the camera
01:11:04
and say thank you for being a bad
01:11:05
[laughter] friend.
01:11:05
>> Thank you for being a bad friend. Love
01:11:07
and miss y'all.
01:11:18
Yeah.
01:11:23
Yeah.
01:11:26
Woo.
