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You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> You two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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Santi, you know who that is? Soccer
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player.
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Cristiano Ronaldo.
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>> Happy birthday, Fancy.
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>> Happy birthday to Fancy B. It's his
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birthday.
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>> Happy birthday, bud.
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>> You guys,
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>> happy birthday.
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>> Hey. Hey. Okay, enough.
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>> Enough about your birthday. What did you
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get him for his birthday?
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>> What? What? Metahomo.
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>> Matahomo. Yeah, that's what you are, D.
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>> Is that a good banger?
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>> I don't know.
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>> Matto homo.
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>> Carlos laughed.
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>> You pay him.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Matom.
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>> Is that That's the best you could do.
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>> Yeah.
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>> My my dog died.
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>> Let's talk about it. Let's talk about
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your dog died on Fy's birthday.
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>> What's that?
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>> That's you on the cruise.
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>> Look at how much fun you were having on
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the cruise.
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>> Yeah, just cruise. Bob,
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you on a boat cruising?
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>> Who are these two friends of your year?
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>> I have no idea. I'm never going on a
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cruise again, dude. I think it's a good
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idea.
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>> This is what happens.
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>> So the girl, which of the girls, WHICH
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
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>> WHICH OF THOSE GIRLS did you end up
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being real?
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>> None of them. None of them friends three
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times.
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>> He appeared out of nowhere.
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That's the funniest things you have ever
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said. Oh, that's funny. Um, I have no
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idea who they are.
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>> They look sweet.
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>> This is what happened that night.
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>> You have your MOM'S EYES.
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HOLY [ __ ]
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>> YEAH. I'm Bobby Mommy in there. I'm
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Bobby Mommy in there. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> What happened that night?
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>> So, um I did a show. Okay. Look at that
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Rolling Stone shirt I have on. And uh I
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did a show. Did we talk about the
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cruise?
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>> No.
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>> No.
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>> Oh, this is the first time we've
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meeting.
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>> We have We haven't been together in m
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weeks.
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>> Oh, weeks. Weeks.
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>> Can I kick this off?
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>> It's for some reason distracting.
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>> Leave it on. You're a bull.
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>> I know. But okay,
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>> it's per it's actually at line perfectly
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cuz right above the tail is your face
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and that's where that should be.
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>> Okay.
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>> So what happened this night?
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>> All right. So um well let's talk about
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the cruise in general.
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>> Yeah. Adam Divine Anders and Blake did a
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cruise called This is important cruise.
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>> Yes. And um all I did was um the only
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person I saw mostly is was Schwarzson.
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>> Yeah. Nick Nick called me a bunch.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. We ate a lot and then
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sometimes Aaron Eric Griffin would show
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up,
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>> right?
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>> And we'd be like, "Oh, fuck." cuz I have
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to pay for it.
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>> When you're reading,
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>> you know what I mean?
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>> When you're when he shows up, you have
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to pay for it. You're like, "Oh my god,
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here goes the bill."
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>> Wait a minute. It wasn't free.
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>> I'm gonna pay $1,000.
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>> It wasn't free on the cruise.
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>> No, because you have to pay extra for
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the good stuff.
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>> Uh
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before the
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cruise, I'll tell you this. Get this out
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of the Get this out of the way. Okay.
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>> Okay.
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>> My My dog dies. Right. Right.
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>> Your dog died.
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>> Right. You say what?
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>> I love you and I'm sorry.
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>> I love you. I'm sorry. My empathy, this
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and that. Right. It broke my heart.
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>> Right. Right.
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>> Andrea has nothing.
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>> You did nothing.
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>> Nothing. Carlos, nothing.
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>> I meant to say how to how tasty.
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>> And then how what
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>> how tasty was it?
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>> Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold
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on. Let that sit. Let Let us ponder
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that, right? No one say a word. Okay.
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>> And I'm going to answer that question.
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>> It's aging right now.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm gonna answer that
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question right now.
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>> Very tasty.
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>> Very delicious. Very good.
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>> All right. So,
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>> we didn't know.
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>> I know. And then McCone, right? Asking
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for money.
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>> What?
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>> For the polar plunge.
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>> Oh, right. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Asking for money.
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>> Did you end up giving him money?
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>> No. I refuse. I refuse cuz my dog died.
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>> I'm sorry. Your dog. Yeah.
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>> No. No. Let's talk about the cruise and
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the dog. Cuz the girls aren't going to
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talk about the dog.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay. I'm taking this off. I like it
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when it's on.
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>> Take it off.
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>> Okay, I'll keep it on.
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>> Keep it on. It's really funny.
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>> All right. Okay.
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>> It's sweet looking. You're a bull.
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>> Okay, I'll keep it.
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>> I'm a metador.
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>> I'm a metadat
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couple of nightmares happened.
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>> What are they?
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>> On the cruise. What are they?
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>> Okay.
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>> So,
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I show up on the boat and then Nick
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goes, "So, you know, you're doing two
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shows. You know this, right?"
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>> He told me. And I go, "Well, yeah, just
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five, 10 minute spots at these like
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showcase,
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you know, like the comedy store."
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>> He thinks he's at the store on a cruise.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I think it's gonna be 12
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guys on a lineup. Oh, you're up at 9:45
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to [ __ ] 9:55.
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>> You know what I mean? And Nick goes,
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"No, you're headlining a theater."
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>> Yeah. They gave you money to play a
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show.
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>> I had no idea.
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>> Okay.
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>> Right. So, I got off the boat.
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>> You left the boat.
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>> I got Right. I got right off.
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>> Okay. And I'm calling people. I'm like,
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I I You know what I mean? You're calling
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your agent. I can't this. No.
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>> I didn't sign up for this. I literally
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did sign up for it.
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>> Yeah, but I didn't know.
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>> Well, okay.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So, when you don't know, you
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don't know, right?
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>> Right. Like, it's like the war in Iran
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right now.
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>> I We do know.
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>> Yeah. We don't know what we don't know.
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>> We kind
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>> We don't know why we're in
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>> UH
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>> WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE GOING.
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>> I can give you some hints.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. But we're not
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a political show.
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>> Yeah. We don't want to talk about it.
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It's the same thing as Iran. I don't
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know what I don't know why we're doing
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey. Okay,
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>> that's subliminal enough.
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>> So,
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>> we don't know why.
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>> We don't know why.
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>> Yeah, we do.
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>> So, I So, I get back on the boat cuz I I
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guess I have to do it contractually. And
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then um
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>> Yeah, you already said yes. You signed
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up. They paid you,
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>> right? So, we go to um
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I go to the first show, you know, packed
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theater. It's a [ __ ] theater
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>> sold out,
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>> but it's rocking back and forth. I don't
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know if you know this.
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>> Mid show you're in. It's wavy.
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>> Well, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.
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>> ALL RIGHT. I DIDN'T KNOW.
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>> YEAH. YOU'RE YOU'RE DOING STAND UP LIKE
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THIS, DUDE.
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>> It's insane.
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>> Yeah. But you physical, too, right? So,
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you're doing double things,
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>> right? You're balancing and doing
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physicality.
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>> Double duty.
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>> Double duty.
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>> Double duty, baby.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And I have to say, right,
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that that first show, [ __ ]
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crush.
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>> It was incredible.
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>> Incredible.
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>> One of the best shows you've ever done.
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>> Probably.
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>> Wow. where I get off. I'm like, "Oh
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[ __ ]
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>> I'm a cruise comic now."
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>> Yeah, dude. You know what I mean?
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>> I This is I could do this forever.
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>> Bobby on the High Seas.
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>> Yeah. On the high seas, right?
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>> And then the second show happens two
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days later. What happened?
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>> The same people come.
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>> Same show.
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>> The same exact people come.
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>> No. How many people are on the boat?
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Thousands. Right.
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>> All I know is this. The first eight rows
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that I could see, it was the same eight
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rows in the first
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>> wearing the same clothes. No, but I know
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their faces and stuff because you you
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you run into them on the ship,
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>> right?
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>> You know, you you know everybody,
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>> right?
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>> You know what I mean? Hey, Jim. Hey,
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Cliff. Samantha, how was the little pool
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or whatever?
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>> The pool.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Tanya, you
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know, you do, right? People are
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gambling, right?
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>> People come on over, play blackjack.
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Okay. Frank Nikki.
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>> Okay. Frank and Nikki.
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>> Nikki.
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>> Yeah. What's wrong with Frank?
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>> Nikki. Yeah. Nikki. They were on the
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boat.
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>> Hey Nikki.
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>> Okay.
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>> Anyway,
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>> same show.
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>> Same show, right? I go up there, right?
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One minute in. Ask anybody that was
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there. Silence.
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>> Tanking.
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>> Tanking.
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>> Wait, why?
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>> I They'd seen it already a day before.
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>> But how much time DID YOU DO?
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>> 45 MINUTES.
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>> OKAY.
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>> You're sinking.
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>> Okay. Well, you Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I was sinking.
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>> It was bad.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It was Titanic for me. Then
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three minutes in I was like I just
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stopped the show.
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>> You didn't. You acknowledged it.
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>> Oh, I had to.
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>> You had to be like
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>> I stopped and I go everyone's heard this
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before, right? The whole audience goes,
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"Yeah."
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>> And I go, "Well,
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YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
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WHAT ELSE?" YOU KNOW what I mean?
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>> You did the same act again.
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>> No, I started doing jokes. Like there
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was so in the first uh show there was
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like three of my pretty good jokes that
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I completely forgot to do
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>> from your special. from my special.
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Okay. Right. So, I put it put those back
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in. Those killed and then I would go
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back into these the other jokes and
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start bombing again
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>> because they already heard it. They
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didn't laugh again. Even though they
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heard
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>> and and here's Dude,
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>> the photo was incredible. You sent me
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your dog. What is it with you guys
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taking pictures of dead things?
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>> It's like he his dad's dead. Sends me a
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photo immediately. His dog dies. Sends
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me a photo immediately. By the way, the
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photo of the dog is
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>> It's so sad. It's beautiful. Yeah,
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>> cuz they wrapped him up in a little like
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swaddling m like in a manger. Yeah,
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>> he's like a little baby Jesus.
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>> Baby Jesus. Yeah. So, um
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>> Bojo.
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>> Anyway, I um
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>> Bojo.
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>> No, it was Remy.
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>> It was Remy.
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>> Yeah. So, anyway, um I continue to bomb
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and um
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>> You're bombing bad.
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>> Bombing bad. And I just take my clothes
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off.
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>> Yeah. You know how I do it.
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>> There's always an answer.
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>> There's an answer to every problem.
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>> There is. And when that problem is tough
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enough, you take your clothes off.
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>> Take off your clothes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Well, it's an adult cruise and you got a
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great body now cuz thanks to
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>> life in prison, right? First day, right?
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Take your clothes off.
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>> Take your clothes off.
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>> Don't fight.
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>> Problem solved.
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>> Take your clothes off.
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>> Right. You accept, right? And you get
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stretched.
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>> And you got stretched.
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>> I got stretched out.
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>> So you killed on the second show because
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you got naked.
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>> I bombed. No, the first show killed.
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Second show I had to survive.
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>> And you did. Yeah. You fought and
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survived.
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>> Although I had to do bingo night
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>> naked.
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>> No, bingo night was fun cuz I did it
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with Griffin and I decided to do, you
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know, my prayers.
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> For Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah. So, I told
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the whole audience probably two 250
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people there or I get on your knees,
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right? Everyone else,
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>> right?
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>> And you did a prayer
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>> and I took the mic and I did the longest
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prayer about the ocean and how about the
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sea dwelling, you know? We can't even go
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deep enough. Yeah.
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>> You mean because it's the you haven't
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even discovered the species down, you
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know, and went on and on and on. It was
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so that was fun.
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>> So you killed
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>> killed that. And then so um this photo,
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let's go back to this photo.
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>> Yeah, this photo for the people at home.
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>> So there's this thing.
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>> Two wonderful women are there. One of
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them's wearing lingerie, so it seems.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Uh and this is where this after hours.
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>> Okay. What are you zooming in my hand
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for? It's above the waist.
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>> The positioning is right.
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>> Yeah, the positioning was very l
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correct. So, give us this. Give these
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two young ladies that are on the boat
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with you.
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>> Okay. So, um this is the night I bombed.
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>> Is that the captain?
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>> What?
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>> That's the captain on the left.
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>> Yeah. Yeah, that's the captain of the
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ship.
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>> She drove the boat.
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>> And the one on the right is
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>> We We hit three icebergs.
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>> There's four barely survive.
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>> Yeah, there's four iceber. Yeah.
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>> So,
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yeah.
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>> So, what I'm So, that I don't know if
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you on Have you never been on a cruise
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ship?
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>> Never. I won't. Also, well, also I'm
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going to pitch you.
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>> Please.
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>> Yeah. The Bad Friends Cruise Show.
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>> Oh, wow.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I'm not going to do it.
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>> Yeah, you are. No.
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>> Yeah. It's so fun.
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>> I don't want to be on a boat.
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>> It's so fun.
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>> All right, I'll do it. I
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>> I'm telling you right now, at the end of
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the day, I'm glad I went.
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>> It was worth it.
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>> Oh my god, it was so worth it because
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you you're I you know, you're with all
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your friends.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And that area is called the Haven. So,
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it's like, you know, we're you know,
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separated from everyone. Oh, you're in
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your private.
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>> It's like it's so it's a it's like eight
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luxurious, you know what I mean?
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>> Cabins.
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>> Cabins.
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>> And in the middle of it is a pool, steam
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room, jacuzzi, open 24 hours. And c
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24-hour catering
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>> just for you.
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>> Just for comics.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Just for the comics.
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>> Yeah. I mean I mean Griffin was down
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with everyone.
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>> No. Was he really?
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>> Wow.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> Yeah. Griffin was down. So, you invited
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these two friends to the Haven and he
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couldn't get up to
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>> He couldn't get to the Haven. Wow. Yeah.
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>> I never saw the one time.
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>> He was complaining the whole time. Now,
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>> how did these girls get into Haven?
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>> I have no idea. But I was just sitting
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there and um after I bombed
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>> with their wings.
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>> What' you say?
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>> With their wings.
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>> They got into heaven.
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>> They seem like they had passes.
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>> God, dude.
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Dude, when you're for your birthday,
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dude, you're wrong.
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>> Yeah. I don't know how I, you know, I
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think it was the manager
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>> of the boys that brought them up,
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>> right?
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>> Just sitting there. They go, "Can we
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take a photo? Let's do a funny photo.
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How about you know, we you know, the
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breast thing." And I'm like,
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>> "All right." So, I did a I did a funny
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eye thing and I never saw them again.
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>> You never saw either of these women
00:13:14
again?
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>> But this photo got on the internet. It's
00:13:16
a great photo.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I mean, you look good, they look good.
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Yeah,
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>> this looks like a fun night.
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>> Yeah. Well, I mean, it was.
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>> You killed it.
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>> Uh, it was a it was a fun experience.
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And then you we went to Mexico and we me
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and Eric went to a little
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>> You went to Halisco
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>> t we got tacos in a little restaurant.
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Walk back
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>> and then you turned around and came
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back.
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>> We came back and then um went straight
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to Philly. Yeah. So,
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>> this guy, let's give it up for this guy.
00:13:40
>> And I want to ask you a question as a as
00:13:42
a friend
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>> and as a comrade.
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>> Okay.
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>> And as a brother.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay. Okay.
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>> And as a
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>> search what
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>> you're searching.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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Lover.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay. Is this is I can say this. I did a
00:14:03
scene on a show
00:14:06
and my scene was opposite Stavros
00:14:08
>> Love
00:14:09
>> Funniest. Funniest guys alive
00:14:11
>> killing it.
00:14:12
>> Yeah.
00:14:12
>> Right.
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And I, you know, I mean, the in the
00:14:17
scene there was a a lovely actress, you
00:14:20
know, I mean, sitting on my lap and
00:14:23
we're having a conversation in between
00:14:25
takes, right? I look at the actress and
00:14:28
I go, "Excuse me, can I smell your
00:14:31
armpit?"
00:14:33
>> And she goes, "Yeah."
00:14:34
>> Yeah.
00:14:34
>> So, I smelled it and the STAFF GOES,
00:14:36
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
00:14:38
>> WAIT, WHY?
00:14:40
>> THAT'S WHY
00:14:40
>> IN the middle of the scene?
00:14:41
>> No, it was between. Oh
00:14:43
>> yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:46
>> Yeah, that you can't.
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>> Yeah, you can.
00:14:48
>> Middle of the If it's in the middle of
00:14:49
the scene.
00:14:50
>> No, it wasn't in the scene.
00:14:51
>> It wasn't a part of the show.
00:14:52
>> No.
00:14:52
>> Oh, that's an interesting move.
00:14:54
>> No, I asked No, hold up a minute. I
00:14:56
asked the question,
00:14:57
>> "Can I smell your armpit?" Now,
00:14:58
>> I go, "May I?" I said, "May I?"
00:14:59
>> Do Do you think that she smell?
00:15:01
>> What? As a joke, I go, "May I smell your
00:15:02
armpit?" as a joke.
00:15:03
>> As a bit
00:15:04
>> as a bit. And she goes, "Yes, you can."
00:15:07
So, it
00:15:08
>> And the Stavros goes, "You can't do
00:15:10
that."
00:15:10
>> And you did.
00:15:11
>> I did it. And and did did that cause a
00:15:13
rift?
00:15:14
>> No,
00:15:14
>> it was fine.
00:15:15
>> But my point is is that what do you
00:15:16
think?
00:15:17
>> I think you shouldn't have done it.
00:15:24
>> Why?
00:15:25
>> I Why? You know what? I support you
00:15:27
always. I
00:15:28
>> I know, but why?
00:15:29
>> What? Why do
00:15:30
>> it's not a
00:15:31
>> What did you need to smell her armpit
00:15:32
for?
00:15:33
>> Okay.
00:15:34
>> Would Andrew have done it?
00:15:35
>> No.
00:15:36
>> In a million years? No.
00:15:37
>> In a million years? No. But we had
00:15:39
already We've already hung out. I knew
00:15:41
her, right?
00:15:42
>> Oh, was this a flirtatious?
00:15:43
>> No, it wasn't a flirt. She's married.
00:15:44
>> Oh,
00:15:44
>> yeah. Yeah. It was just a joke. I was
00:15:46
like, because she was It was right here.
00:15:48
I go, "Can I smell your arm? May I smell
00:15:50
your arm?"
00:15:50
>> Okay. To your credit, she's sitting on
00:15:52
you. You're in the scene together. Her
00:15:53
arm is around.
00:15:54
>> They say cut, right? They're setting up
00:15:56
a different thing, but like don't move
00:15:57
because we're just doing a little
00:15:58
adjustment.
00:15:59
>> You want to know if she's what you want
00:16:00
to just
00:16:01
>> I don't that wasn't even in the thinking
00:16:03
anyway. It was just something like as a
00:16:05
joke. I go, "Hey, can I see your
00:16:06
armpit?"
00:16:07
>> Did it get a laugh?
00:16:08
>> Yes.
00:16:08
>> She laughed. She laughed.
00:16:10
>> That's fine. It killed.
00:16:11
>> She laughed. Stavros goes, "Um, you
00:16:14
can't do that."
00:16:14
>> He's jealous.
00:16:16
>> That's a pure case of jealousy. That's a
00:16:18
I would like to be able to smell her
00:16:19
armpit, but I can't.
00:16:20
>> Yeah. Why can't we smell things?
00:16:22
>> We should.
00:16:22
>> I think that's Huh.
00:16:23
>> We should.
00:16:24
>> If you ask nicely.
00:16:25
>> If you say, "May I?"
00:16:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:27
>> And you said, "May I smell?"
00:16:28
>> May I smell?
00:16:28
>> She gave you one big huff.
00:16:30
>> Yes.
00:16:30
>> What did it smell like?
00:16:32
>> Purity.
00:16:32
>> Purity.
00:16:34
>> Purity as essential oil. Like an
00:16:37
essential oil.
00:16:38
>> No, you had a lot of fun. The last
00:16:39
couple of weeks you've been cruising.
00:16:41
>> My dog died.
00:16:43
>> You got You got three more. A couple
00:16:45
more dogs.
00:16:46
>> It was the worst.
00:16:47
>> It was awful.
00:16:48
>> It was awful.
00:16:49
>> It was awful.
00:16:49
>> Bring the girls in.
00:16:50
>> Bring the girls.
00:16:50
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:51
>> I feel bad that the dog died. Broke my
00:16:53
heart.
00:16:53
>> Wow.
00:16:57
>> Look at this. For Fancy's birthday.
00:17:00
>> And you guys wanted to sing your song
00:17:01
that you guys wrote
00:17:03
>> in Spanish. So, and you've been
00:17:04
rehearsing it. Last night
00:17:06
>> I was They were watching the Harry
00:17:08
Styles thing. Yeah. Who? Who wasn't?
00:17:10
>> Who wasn't?
00:17:10
>> Is that what that line is for on
00:17:11
Melrose? Is that for Harry Styles?
00:17:13
>> Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:17:14
>> Oh, um the he likes watching you
00:17:18
something.
00:17:18
>> Look up line in Los Angeles on Melrose.
00:17:20
I thought I Somebody told me it was for
00:17:22
Harry Styles, but there's been a line
00:17:23
for like four days straight.
00:17:25
>> What's going on? U a line on the streets
00:17:27
of Melrose for Harry Styles. Is he
00:17:30
releasing an album like signing or
00:17:32
something?
00:17:32
>> He already released um his new album,
00:17:34
but it's on Netflix, too.
00:17:36
>> Okay, look at this. Fans line up
00:17:38
overnight for LA for Harry Styles LA
00:17:40
popup. They were Dude, it was around the
00:17:42
block
00:17:43
>> cuz it's Harry.
00:17:44
>> But you just waited outside to do what?
00:17:46
Just to He's not there.
00:17:48
>> He's not there. But maybe merch.
00:17:50
>> Maybe merch.
00:17:50
>> Maybe merch.
00:17:51
>> All right. So sing Fancy Be the Star.
00:17:52
>> Well, so last night they were watching
00:17:53
the Harry Styles thing and then I heard
00:17:55
them say, "Well, I know that it's
00:17:57
Andreas's birthday. It is.
00:17:58
>> Let's write, you know, I mean, a song
00:18:00
for his birthday." And I heard them
00:18:01
rehearse it.
00:18:02
>> Let's hear it.
00:18:02
>> And I can't wait to hear it. So yeah.
00:18:04
And I know that Issa you start off with
00:18:06
the first verse, right? So, um, let's
00:18:08
go.
00:18:08
>> Let's go. I'm excited.
00:18:09
>> I'm so excited. Happy birthday, by the
00:18:11
way. Here we go. Here's your present.
00:18:12
That's fine.
00:18:15
>> Happy birthday to Andre.
00:18:20
Mia Moore.
00:18:23
Mia Moore.
00:18:26
We love you. Happy birthday. A.
00:18:33
>> Yeah. Now, you guys rehearsed that for
00:18:35
how many hours?
00:18:36
>> About 3 hours. About 3 hours. A
00:18:38
>> long She wrote,
00:18:39
>> you wrote the
00:18:42
Yeah. She sat down and wrote it. It was
00:18:44
beautiful.
00:18:44
>> I want to give you I We should give
00:18:46
Andreas his gift. We bought him uh You
00:18:48
guys know he's been wanting a new car
00:18:50
for a long time.
00:18:51
>> Yeah.
00:18:51
>> You got him a car. We decided
00:18:54
>> he's going to get a Tesla.
00:18:55
>> A Tesla. Yep.
00:18:56
>> Oh my gosh.
00:18:57
>> But we got you a Cybert truck. Is that
00:18:58
okay?
00:18:58
>> Yeah, that's fine.
00:18:59
>> But it's a toy one, right? There we go.
00:19:02
Yeah. Oh, there you go.
00:19:03
>> Thank you, guys.
00:19:04
>> That cost, you know how much that cost?
00:19:06
>> $4.95.
00:19:09
>> Happy birthday.
00:19:09
>> Happy birthday, dude.
00:19:10
>> And your daughter can go right here in
00:19:11
the back.
00:19:12
>> In the back.
00:19:12
>> Beep beep. Right in the back of the
00:19:13
cyber truck.
00:19:14
>> Yep.
00:19:14
>> Thank you, guys.
00:19:15
>> And if you look inside, it's one of his
00:19:16
androids. His new robot.
00:19:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. He's in the other. He's in
00:19:19
the other one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:21
It's great.
00:19:22
>> Here you go, man.
00:19:23
>> Yeah. Happy birthday, dude. Happy
00:19:24
birthday, bud.
00:19:26
>> Okay.
00:19:26
>> Happy birthday.
00:19:27
>> Happy birthday.
00:19:28
>> What a good song you guys sung.
00:19:29
>> What a great song, guys. Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:30
>> By the way, you both look
00:19:32
>> both look like you might be
00:19:34
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00:19:35
>> Latina.
00:19:36
>> You might be.
00:19:37
>> That's a compliment.
00:19:38
>> Mhm.
00:19:38
>> You more than you though.
00:19:40
>> Isa.
00:19:41
>> Yeah, because the style is right. Well,
00:19:43
she put all the effort. She did the
00:19:44
whole thing. You
00:19:45
>> Issa also is wearing more of a Spanish
00:19:47
>> traditional Spanish. Yeah. Rudy's.
00:19:49
>> You're more like um you're like more
00:19:51
like Hollywood what a Mexican would look
00:19:54
like and like Dances with Wolvesy.
00:19:57
>> Yeah. Yes. You're more dances as Wolvesy
00:19:59
kind of a native. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:01
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00:20:03
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>> Oh,
00:23:11
>> who who found the dog? You were out of
00:23:13
town.
00:23:13
>> No, I was here. Oh, it Oh, it died when
00:23:15
you were here.
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>> So, what happened?
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>> Yeah.
00:23:17
>> I thought you were gone when when the
00:23:18
dog died.
00:23:18
>> No, no, no. I was here. I was there. Um,
00:23:21
didn't cry at all.
00:23:22
>> What?
00:23:23
>> Huh?
00:23:24
>> Didn't cry at all.
00:23:25
>> Why not?
00:23:26
>> You didn't cry.
00:23:28
>> No, I didn't cry at all.
00:23:29
>> You were sobbing.
00:23:30
>> You were whailing.
00:23:31
>> Oh,
00:23:32
>> like a black person at a funeral.
00:23:35
>> Why' you take my baby?
00:23:38
>> That's Dude, I was doing like rolls.
00:23:40
>> So, you were shocked. You were numb.
00:23:42
>> So, this is what happened.
00:23:43
>> Confused. Yeah. What happened was um so
00:23:46
Remy is a dog that we've had for I don't
00:23:49
know 15 years.
00:23:50
>> It's kind of a long
00:23:51
>> 12 years.
00:23:52
>> Yeah.
00:23:52
>> And one of the fires he was left at a um
00:23:57
a pound. Not a pound. What do you call
00:23:59
it?
00:23:59
>> Yeah. A pound.
00:23:59
>> A pound. Yeah. And they said, you know,
00:24:01
they had such an influx of animals
00:24:03
coming in that Remy was one that they
00:24:05
were going to euthanize. Right. Mhm.
00:24:07
>> So Kila Kala and I went and got picked
00:24:09
up Remy
00:24:11
>> and we as a um a foster dog. Yeah.
00:24:14
>> Yeah. And we would give Remy to a
00:24:16
family, that dog would run away from
00:24:19
that family,
00:24:20
>> come back to
00:24:21
>> and run toward our house.
00:24:23
>> In our direction.
00:24:24
>> That's cute.
00:24:24
>> Right. And he did that twice.
00:24:26
>> So
00:24:26
>> So we kept him.
00:24:27
>> You have to.
00:24:27
>> Yeah. We have to keep Remy.
00:24:28
>> You have to.
00:24:29
>> And Remy is um what a beautiful dog he
00:24:32
was. And um so on Friday um he was at
00:24:36
cuz he he he sometimes stays at our
00:24:39
house and then sometimes at Kala's
00:24:40
house,
00:24:40
>> right?
00:24:41
>> And at this time he was at Kalila's
00:24:43
house and um she just
00:24:44
>> she killed him.
00:24:48
>> I knew it. I knew it.
00:24:50
>> She strangled him to death.
00:24:50
>> She strangled him to death.
00:24:52
>> I knew it. I saw that coming.
00:24:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:55
>> So he died at her home.
00:24:57
>> No, no, no, no. Go ahead. She she told
00:24:59
me when I was babysitting there like,
00:25:01
"Oh, I think Rey's telling me that um
00:25:04
it's time."
00:25:05
>> No.
00:25:05
>> And he was just She was just crying. And
00:25:07
Remy was just like
00:25:09
>> he couldn't even move anymore. He
00:25:11
couldn't pee like on his own.
00:25:13
>> It breaks my heart.
00:25:15
>> And he couldn't um
00:25:17
>> Yeah. He wouldn't eat. And then um she
00:25:19
just called me. She's like She goes I
00:25:22
go, "Can we do it Wednesday?
00:25:24
>> Can he die Wednesday?"
00:25:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we do it Wednesday
00:25:26
for Wednesday? Not tomorrow.
00:25:28
>> Yeah.
00:25:28
>> Yeah. Can we do Wednesday?
00:25:30
>> I'm free Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz
00:25:32
Thursday I have therapy.
00:25:33
>> You got stuff to do.
00:25:34
>> Yeah. So that I can process it,
00:25:36
>> right?
00:25:36
>> You know what I mean?
00:25:37
>> Let him die on Wednesday.
00:25:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, "Tomorrow
00:25:40
>> he's got to go."
00:25:41
>> So we go to Kala's house and that whole
00:25:44
process is weird. I number one, I you
00:25:46
know, I've never The seven animals that
00:25:49
I have um are the first animals I've
00:25:51
ever bonded with.
00:25:54
>> I love them so much. And um I spend a
00:25:58
lot of time with the animals. I you know
00:26:00
and I um so I don't know what the
00:26:04
process is like. So we're at the house
00:26:06
and uh why is it so quiet in here?
00:26:09
>> We're listening to you.
00:26:10
>> Oh is that what Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:11
>> Yeah.
00:26:12
>> And you know a lady comes over, right?
00:26:14
And very
00:26:17
>> she starts learning.
00:26:19
>> WAIT
00:26:21
WAIT WAIT WAIT. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE
00:26:23
SO HOT?
00:26:24
>> YEAH. SHE WENT IN. MY GOD, IT WAS SO the
00:26:27
nurse THAT CAME OVER LIKE A VET came by.
00:26:30
She was
00:26:30
>> It was like That's my wife.
00:26:32
>> Yeah.
00:26:33
>> Yeah. And immediately he started making
00:26:35
jokes. He's
00:26:36
>> Yeah.
00:26:37
>> And everyone just like looked at him
00:26:39
weirdly.
00:26:39
>> Yeah. But she was beautiful. And you
00:26:41
were in a time of need. You were
00:26:42
stressed.
00:26:43
>> I understand this.
00:26:44
>> Yeah. I was like doing
00:26:45
>> He was vulnerable.
00:26:46
>> No, but we were crying and then
00:26:48
>> he was crying as well, but he was crying
00:26:49
for [ __ ] He was crying for help.
00:26:51
>> Yeah. I was doing, "Hey, Grasshopper
00:26:53
walks into a bar. Barter says, "Hey, we
00:26:55
would name a day after you. You have you
00:26:57
have a grasshopper with Steven or
00:26:58
whatever the [ __ ] joke is." Yeah. I
00:26:59
was like, "You got it." That was it.
00:27:02
>> Yeah. Whatever the joke was. Home run.
00:27:03
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I was doing that
00:27:05
and then um then she gets serious and
00:27:08
she's like, "Um, this is the process. Do
00:27:10
you know what the process is like or
00:27:11
no?"
00:27:11
>> No, I don't. I'm sad to know not know
00:27:13
yet.
00:27:14
>> Do you want to know or no?
00:27:15
>> I guess. Yeah.
00:27:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um there's two shots.
00:27:18
>> Yeah.
00:27:19
>> Two gunshots.
00:27:20
>> Yes.
00:27:22
>> Yeah.
00:27:22
>> One seems like enough. Yeah. One to the
00:27:25
head.
00:27:25
>> One to the heart. One to the heart. One
00:27:27
to the head.
00:27:28
>> Wow.
00:27:28
>> Couldn't just do one.
00:27:30
>> Yeah.
00:27:30
>> I mean, semi
00:27:34
>> Remy was a tough dog.
00:27:35
>> Yeah. Tough dog.
00:27:36
>> Two shots.
00:27:36
>> And he was going He was still nice. He
00:27:38
was hanging in there. He was hanging in
00:27:39
there.
00:27:41
>> He was hanging in there.
00:27:42
>> Two shots. Two shots.
00:27:44
>> Yeah. So, the first shots full of
00:27:45
volume, other things, sedatives, you
00:27:47
know what I mean?
00:27:48
>> Feel nice
00:27:48
>> to calm it. You know what I And he did a
00:27:50
face like,
00:27:52
>> you know, like one of those
00:27:53
>> at peace.
00:27:53
>> At peace.
00:27:55
>> And then uh the second shot is the
00:27:58
thing. And then um
00:28:01
>> that was it.
00:28:02
>> Well, no, I'm not done.
00:28:03
>> Oh, sorry.
00:28:04
>> What the [ __ ] bro?
00:28:04
>> Sorry about that. I assume the second
00:28:06
shot was kind of
00:28:07
>> That's not the end of
00:28:09
>> It's what It's like an A24 movie. What
00:28:10
I'm All right. Sometimes the ending it
00:28:13
just goes on like you know Lord of the
00:28:14
Rings, the third one.
00:28:15
>> It's a little too long.
00:28:16
>> It should have ended when you know what
00:28:17
I mean. They all bowed to the hobbits.
00:28:20
Remember that?
00:28:21
>> You know what I mean? No. No. No. You
00:28:23
don't bow. We bow and everyone bowed and
00:28:25
you you're crying. You should have ended
00:28:27
there. Yeah.
00:28:27
>> But that's not what this movie is about.
00:28:29
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:30
>> This movie is going to continue and it's
00:28:32
not going to have a point.
00:28:32
>> Got it.
00:28:34
>> I'm logged in.
00:28:35
>> He had to do a speech
00:28:38
>> when what?
00:28:39
>> When Remy died.
00:28:39
>> Yeah. You said you wanted to do a speech
00:28:41
and that's when the vet was like, "Okay,
00:28:43
you can do your speech."
00:28:44
>> No, no, it wasn't a speech, Juliana. I
00:28:47
went up to Remy. I whispered something
00:28:49
in his ear. That's not a speech.
00:28:51
>> You
00:28:52
>> What did you whisper in his ear?
00:28:53
>> But you were making a big deal out of
00:28:54
it.
00:28:55
>> Well, the It's dead. It's a big deal.
00:28:59
>> What did you whisper in his ear?
00:29:00
>> Wait, this is pissing me off.
00:29:02
>> He made Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:06
Did this not
00:29:08
>> Was the vet still there?
00:29:09
>> Yeah.
00:29:10
>> The whole time.
00:29:11
>> This is pissing me the [ __ ] off right
00:29:13
now. This is piss. No, you don't know
00:29:15
what's going on. They're lying. It
00:29:17
sounds like they're telling the truth.
00:29:17
>> No, no, no.
00:29:18
>> Yeah,
00:29:19
>> they're pan bonding it.
00:29:21
>> Don't pan bondi the situation. All
00:29:23
right. Down 50%.
00:29:26
>> Now listen, that's what you're doing.
00:29:28
So, check it out. Okay.
00:29:30
>> I wanted to
00:29:33
I I wanted to whisper something into
00:29:35
Rey's ear is what I was doing.
00:29:37
>> No, but before that, you had you were
00:29:39
like, "Can I just say something for
00:29:41
everyone?"
00:29:42
>> And what did I say? You were just like,
00:29:45
"This dog has been
00:29:48
You just did a whole thing and then you
00:29:50
just kept LOOKING AT THE LIAR.
00:29:52
>> I'M NOT LIAR.
00:29:53
>> I'M NOT."
00:29:54
>> OKAY.
00:29:55
ANYWAY, I did a speech.
00:29:57
>> What did you say in his ear?
00:29:59
>> I think I did a speech. I'm taking this
00:30:01
off. I'm [ __ ] taking this off. Taking
00:30:03
this off, right? I don't care.
00:30:05
>> What did you say in his ear?
00:30:06
>> Sweating, right?
00:30:07
>> What' you say?
00:30:08
>> I just basically said, "Thank you and I
00:30:11
love you so much and I'll see you again.
00:30:14
You know, when death occurs, um, like my
00:30:16
dad, um,
00:30:17
>> you said the same thing to your dad
00:30:22
>> and they did a selfie.
00:30:25
>> When death occurs.
00:30:26
>> Yeah. I I believe that when death
00:30:28
occurs, it's a weird feeling. Um, I
00:30:32
always believe I'm going to see them
00:30:33
again.
00:30:34
>> You will.
00:30:35
>> I I always believe they're still with
00:30:37
me. I'm going to see them again. And so
00:30:38
it's almost like I'll see you soon.
00:30:41
>> Maybe because I'll die soon. I don't
00:30:42
know. I hope not.
00:30:43
>> Yeah. Me neither, but you know what I
00:30:44
mean? But
00:30:45
>> I just feel like I'm going to see them
00:30:47
again. And um I don't know, man. That
00:30:50
was one of the toughest
00:30:52
and we're making light of it and stuff
00:30:53
like that, but um it was tough, man. It
00:30:56
was really hard.
00:30:57
>> I wailed. I wailed.
00:30:59
>> When you you put him in that swaddling
00:31:01
picture that you sent me of him in like
00:31:02
a like a bed. It was like a bed
00:31:05
>> that you made.
00:31:06
>> No, they bring it.
00:31:07
>> They brought the bed.
00:31:08
>> Yeah. And then they take it away. Or do
00:31:11
you want Remy on your property?
00:31:14
>> What do you mean?
00:31:14
>> Well, people bury their animals in their
00:31:16
yard all the time.
00:31:18
>> No, he's being cremated.
00:31:19
>> They live in an apartment.
00:31:20
>> Going to get the ashes.
00:31:21
>> There's a
00:31:22
>> You think I'm going to bring Remy back
00:31:24
to my house and bury him in my backyard?
00:31:26
>> People do that hair. That's very
00:31:28
>> I have his hair. Yeah,
00:31:29
>> you did. Yeah,
00:31:29
>> but that's not abnormal. People do bury
00:31:31
their animals in their backyard.
00:31:32
>> But the hair between like the sack and
00:31:33
the bub hole. I wanted that hair.
00:31:34
>> You wanted that? Yeah, for some reason.
00:31:35
>> You wanted not even funny. No, it was
00:31:37
very good.
00:31:38
>> It's not even It's not even It's not
00:31:39
even that funny. You know what I mean?
00:31:40
But
00:31:41
>> so they cremated Remy who shot the
00:31:43
ashes.
00:31:46
>> I think us.
00:31:47
>> I think us.
00:31:48
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:50
>> You don't know.
00:31:53
>> You don't know where the ashes?
00:31:55
>> No, we do. It's us.
00:31:55
>> No, WE'RE STILL
00:31:58
>> WE JUST SAID IT, DUDE.
00:31:59
>> OKAY, I got it.
00:32:00
>> All right, get with it. Yeah. So, um No,
00:32:04
they bring No. So they bring their own
00:32:05
bed and then they it's their own blanket
00:32:08
and they flowers.
00:32:09
>> Yeah.
00:32:10
>> Right. And they just kind of take them
00:32:11
away.
00:32:12
>> Yeah.
00:32:12
>> And he goes, "You know what? You know
00:32:14
what I'm tired of, dude? This is because
00:32:16
I didn't post about my dog dying on
00:32:19
TikTok or Instagram, right?"
00:32:20
>> Yeah.
00:32:21
>> You know what I'm tired of? This is a
00:32:23
photo when we first met when Right. This
00:32:25
is the last photo taken together. I
00:32:27
[ __ ] hate that [ __ ]
00:32:29
>> Well, dude, two months later, the
00:32:30
skeleton, you know what I mean?
00:32:32
>> You mean this is two years later. I
00:32:34
mean, why don't you keep going with it
00:32:35
then,
00:32:36
>> right? Why not?
00:32:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. My point is is that
00:32:38
>> it's not something to I don't want, you
00:32:40
know, I mean, people to go, you know,
00:32:41
go, "Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:32:43
>> I know we're talking about here on this
00:32:44
podcast.
00:32:45
>> We're going to get a sympathy a lot
00:32:46
after this airs for sure."
00:32:48
>> But that's not where I mean, this is a
00:32:50
podcast and, you know, we we tell our
00:32:51
fans what really is going on.
00:32:53
>> You just didn't want the attention.
00:32:54
>> Yeah. But to to post it, I felt like it
00:32:56
was weird.
00:32:57
>> Who was posting it?
00:32:58
>> Not us. I'm just saying when people do
00:33:00
it,
00:33:00
>> it's like when people lose their dogs
00:33:01
and stuff, they post about it. Like they
00:33:03
do a thing and they do a video. They set
00:33:05
and they do a thing.
00:33:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. But um
00:33:07
>> a ring light and everything.
00:33:08
>> Yeah. But it was
00:33:09
>> There it is. First and last photo.
00:33:11
>> Yeah. First and last photo. Oh my god.
00:33:13
Those I do cry when I
00:33:14
>> Well, see that some of these are weird
00:33:15
cuz both died. The the person and the
00:33:17
dog in some of these.
00:33:18
>> Oh, they did.
00:33:18
>> Yeah, that kid died tragically. That
00:33:20
one.
00:33:21
>> The dog's still alive.
00:33:23
The dog is thriving.
00:33:26
>> That's terrible.
00:33:26
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:27
>> Well, you know what? A wonderful run.
00:33:29
And you're going to get another dog
00:33:30
again?
00:33:31
>> No. No, I'm not.
00:33:31
>> You got to get one.
00:33:32
>> No. No. No. Got to do it,
00:33:33
>> dude. I'm down to six now.
00:33:35
>> Get it up to seven.
00:33:36
>> No, no, no, no, no. Six. Good.
00:33:38
>> Six is enough.
00:33:38
>> Yeah, we have three cats and three dogs.
00:33:40
It's a perfect family.
00:33:41
>> It's a It's a good number.
00:33:42
>> It's a good number. And um
00:33:44
>> What are you going to miss most about
00:33:45
the dog?
00:33:46
>> Oh my god.
00:33:47
>> About Remy?
00:33:48
>> I love when dogs um
00:33:52
We have one dog. Um that's a betrayer.
00:33:57
>> Oh, Stubby.
00:33:58
>> Yeah. Because Stub loves everyone.
00:34:00
>> So it's not just you. Yeah. If you
00:34:02
walked in the house, Dub would hop on
00:34:04
you.
00:34:04
>> Best friend.
00:34:04
>> Best friend. He great dog. Yeah. Right.
00:34:07
>> But Remy wasn't like that. Rey's like,
00:34:09
"No, you're my guy."
00:34:10
>> Loyal just to you.
00:34:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. Julio's like that, too.
00:34:13
>> Mhm.
00:34:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Goon is not like that.
00:34:15
Our cat, our orange cat.
00:34:16
>> He's a [ __ ]
00:34:17
>> Yeah. Goony's a [ __ ]
00:34:19
>> Yeah. Cats Cats are either [ __ ] or
00:34:20
they're or they don't talk to anybody.
00:34:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um that's why I love Bojo,
00:34:24
my white cat, because
00:34:25
>> he only loves me.
00:34:26
>> Mhm.
00:34:27
>> If I'm laying down, he comes right to my
00:34:28
chest and lays there
00:34:29
>> just for you.
00:34:30
>> Just for me, right? So Remy was like
00:34:31
that and so I had a special bond with
00:34:33
him in that way and um I don't know um
00:34:36
I'm going to miss him a lot.
00:34:46
Where's the joke?
00:34:49
>> Where's your joke? I
00:34:51
>> No, I didn't.
00:34:52
>> Yeah, that one.
00:34:52
>> I wanted you to get that out.
00:34:53
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should have a joke
00:34:55
there, guy.
00:34:56
>> Yeah, but I but your dog died.
00:34:57
>> Take the hat off.
00:35:00
I really like it.
00:35:01
>> Mad homo.
00:35:05
>> I'm sad that your dog died.
00:35:07
>> Yeah, I I'm It's devastating. And also,
00:35:09
you know, I you know,
00:35:11
>> I played with my dog a lot when you told
00:35:12
me your dog died.
00:35:13
>> Really?
00:35:13
>> Took her outside and went nuts.
00:35:15
>> Fed her extra treats.
00:35:17
>> How old is she?
00:35:18
>> She's eight.
00:35:18
>> Oh my god.
00:35:19
>> Eight's a good number, though. She's
00:35:20
good. She's a good number.
00:35:21
>> But she is eight.
00:35:22
>> Yeah,
00:35:23
>> she's not young. It's um
00:35:26
you know no one ever told you you know
00:35:27
when you buy when you not buy when you
00:35:29
buy when you when you get a puppy you're
00:35:31
like you just go oh but you just don't
00:35:34
you know I I had no idea that you could
00:35:37
literally bond with it like it's family.
00:35:39
>> Yeah it is.
00:35:40
>> And then all of a sudden oh it's like my
00:35:42
kid almost that kind of connection right
00:35:45
>> it's it sucks.
00:35:47
>> It sucks.
00:35:48
>> It just sucks man. Well, I think there's
00:35:51
millions of people that
00:35:53
>> that are well, the fans who have that
00:35:55
experience, they know it sucks, but
00:35:57
we'll uh
00:35:58
>> Good memories.
00:36:00
>> Good memories.
00:36:01
>> Can I get some towels cleaned?
00:36:04
>> Oh my god, I will.
00:36:07
>> When was the last time you did laundry?
00:36:09
>> Mama. Our mom did laundry two days ago.
00:36:12
>> But no towels.
00:36:13
>> No towels.
00:36:14
>> I'll do it tonight.
00:36:16
>> Will you?
00:36:17
>> I will.
00:36:17
>> I will.
00:36:18
>> Does that sound real? Well, who what
00:36:20
happens? Do you you wash, you fold?
00:36:21
>> Yeah.
00:36:22
>> Yeah.
00:36:22
>> Just like the old days.
00:36:23
>> I've never Can I Can I be honest with
00:36:25
you? And this is not a joke, right?
00:36:28
>> I've never I've never seen them do
00:36:30
anything.
00:36:30
>> Oh my gosh.
00:36:32
>> This is not a joke.
00:36:32
>> You've never seen them do laundry.
00:36:34
>> I've never seen them do anything.
00:36:35
>> Well, the mom does laundry
00:36:36
>> except lay down and watch, you know what
00:36:38
I mean? HBO,
00:36:40
>> right?
00:36:41
>> You're always in your room. So, how
00:36:43
could you see us?
00:36:46
>> What?
00:36:47
>> You're always in your room. Yeah.
00:36:49
>> So, how could you see us?
00:36:51
>> Guess what, guy? I'm like Daredevil.
00:36:53
>> Okay. I have seven senses.
00:36:55
>> Wow.
00:36:57
>> He knows. He knows what
00:36:58
>> I have touch. Right. Right. Right,
00:37:01
Carlos. Right. I have touch. I have
00:37:03
vision. Right. But I also have hearing
00:37:05
abilities. Right. And I know what a
00:37:07
[ __ ] You know what I mean? Washer
00:37:09
sounds like when it goes off and a
00:37:10
dryer.
00:37:10
>> What does it sound like?
00:37:13
>> Exactly. So when I'm in my room, my
00:37:15
other senses don't re receive that those
00:37:18
sounds,
00:37:18
>> the frequencies.
00:37:19
>> Those frequencies. Okay. I'm Daredevil.
00:37:21
>> Yeah.
00:37:22
>> Okay.
00:37:23
>> I I have hypersonic. You know what I
00:37:25
mean? I'm like a bat. The echoang bang.
00:37:29
No [ __ ] dryer.
00:37:30
>> No dryer.
00:37:30
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:31
>> Okay. I'll wash tonight.
00:37:33
>> Okay. My senses better feel it.
00:37:38
>> My senses better feel it. Okay.
00:37:39
>> I'll hold it nicely, too.
00:37:41
>> Like your mom does.
00:37:42
>> I will. Do you know how to do it in the
00:37:44
circular fashion?
00:37:46
>> Well, make a swan on your bed like a
00:37:48
hotel.
00:37:48
>> No, it's kind of like that though. It's
00:37:49
like a circular like I don't know where
00:37:51
they learn it.
00:37:51
>> Great.
00:37:51
>> Maybe in the from the islands or
00:37:53
something. But it's a beautiful way of
00:37:54
doing it.
00:37:54
>> Well, when they on the boat ride over
00:37:56
cuz if you fold it standard like just
00:37:58
fold it like a [ __ ] you know what I
00:37:59
mean? Square.
00:38:01
>> No, no, no compo. No compendo. Right. I
00:38:03
want [ __ ] circular perfectly in the
00:38:06
[ __ ] You know what I'm saying?
00:38:07
>> Oh, that was my mom. We'll call her.
00:38:10
My favorite is Issa using the fan like
00:38:12
SHE LIKE IT IS
00:38:14
>> like it is outside and she's in the
00:38:16
middle of a hot summer day in Mexico.
00:38:18
>> She's getting into it.
00:38:19
>> Mhm.
00:38:20
>> Yeah. No, I love that. Get in character.
00:38:22
>> And then we uh another thing is we I
00:38:24
showed them the movie. What movie did I
00:38:26
show you?
00:38:27
>> The Edge of Tomorrow.
00:38:28
>> Yeah. Pretty good movie.
00:38:29
>> That's a great movie. You guys watched
00:38:31
that together?
00:38:32
>> Mhm.
00:38:32
>> You see it?
00:38:33
>> I watched uh
00:38:34
>> Have you ever seen that movie?
00:38:35
>> Yeah. Years ago.
00:38:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. I watched the George Clooney
00:38:38
movie this past weekend with my parents
00:38:40
where he's an actor. He's himself. He
00:38:41
plays himself.
00:38:42
>> Is Sandler in it?
00:38:43
>> Yeah.
00:38:44
>> Oh, they manager.
00:38:45
>> Good.
00:38:46
>> Jay Kelly.
00:38:46
>> Good.
00:38:48
>> Yeah.
00:38:48
>> Okay.
00:38:49
>> Yeah, it was okay. I don't It's hard.
00:38:51
It's just Clooney being Clooney.
00:38:53
>> It's like literally him playing. It's
00:38:54
like a narrative of his real life.
00:38:57
>> And it just made me think how good it's
00:38:59
got to be to be Clooney.
00:39:01
>> What's that? Oh, what's that? Someone
00:39:03
here. Is there a delivery? I tell you,
00:39:05
we have another delivery. Another
00:39:08
another birthday gift for you.
00:39:10
>> Another car.
00:39:10
>> No, look. Give
00:39:12
>> Oh. Oh, yeah.
00:39:13
>> Taco Bell.
00:39:14
>> Yay.
00:39:15
>> I got you Taco Bell. Andreas,
00:39:17
>> what's the order that you gave him?
00:39:18
>> I got beef potato griller, chicken,
00:39:21
bacon, chalupa, large fries. Another
00:39:24
large fries. But I already ate the
00:39:27
fries, so you
00:39:29
>> Thank you.
00:39:29
>> You ate both of the fries.
00:39:30
>> Yeah. Smart.
00:39:31
>> Oh, damn. Yeah,
00:39:32
>> that's the best part.
00:39:34
Have you ever had Taco Bell?
00:39:37
>> Not really. It's not Spanish.
00:39:39
>> It's not.
00:39:40
>> What is it?
00:39:41
>> How is it not Spanish?
00:39:42
>> How is it not Spanish?
00:39:44
>> Taco.
00:39:45
>> Taco and bell.
00:39:46
>> And you have There's so many bells in
00:39:48
Spain, dude.
00:39:49
>> That's a It's a whole country.
00:39:50
>> That's where it was invented. I think
00:39:52
the bell.
00:39:52
>> Take a bite. Take a bite. Got it. Take a
00:39:54
bite. So disrespectful. She went out of
00:39:56
her way to buy it.
00:39:57
>> Yeah.
00:39:57
>> Take a bite and give us an honest.
00:39:58
>> Is that a gita?
00:39:59
>> No, that's is a chicken bacon. What did
00:40:01
you get?
00:40:01
>> Chalupa.
00:40:02
>> Chicken bacon chalupa. Take a bite and
00:40:03
let's see.
00:40:04
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:04
>> Sal, papa.
00:40:06
>> M. Good. Right.
00:40:10
>> You like it?
00:40:10
>> It's like the homeland.
00:40:11
>> No.
00:40:12
>> Okay.
00:40:12
>> You don't like it?
00:40:13
>> Mhm.
00:40:14
>> Well, give it to Mone. He'll eat it. You
00:40:15
know, he he'll eat anything.
00:40:16
>> Yeah.
00:40:16
>> Mhm.
00:40:17
>> What does Chalupa mean?
00:40:19
>> Fried tortilla the shape of a boat with
00:40:20
a spicy feeling.
00:40:22
>> But it's made up.
00:40:23
>> It's a taco.
00:40:25
>> It says right there in Spain and Latin
00:40:27
America, it's a small light boat or
00:40:28
canoe.
00:40:29
>> Yeah. But isn't that what a taco is? A
00:40:31
ban a little light boat.
00:40:33
>> A little baby boat.
00:40:34
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:34
>> But a chalupa is
00:40:36
>> a thicker boat.
00:40:37
>> A thicker boat.
00:40:38
>> It's a thicker boat. It's a fried boat.
00:40:39
>> Fried. I see. I see. I see.
00:40:40
>> A fried boat. Like you were on a chalupa
00:40:42
at sea at
00:40:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. You were on a little
00:40:44
>> I had two chalupas on my face.
00:40:48
>> Couple of tortas. Some tortas.
00:40:50
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:51
>> Yeah. No, it means little boat or canoe.
00:40:53
How do you not know that?
00:40:54
>> Chalopas.
00:40:55
>> Chalopa.
00:40:56
>> Look on the horizon. A chalupa. That's
00:40:58
what they would say. A little tiny boat.
00:41:00
Mhm. Also, what I've been doing with for
00:41:02
these girls is um I set up
00:41:08
uh the VR um sandbox.
00:41:10
>> Yeah.
00:41:10
>> Yeah. Did we talk about that already?
00:41:11
>> What's a VR sandbox?
00:41:14
>> Get with the program guy.
00:41:15
>> What is it? I don't know what it is.
00:41:17
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:19
>> Google me VR sandbox.
00:41:22
These guys don't know. Sandbox VR. Oh,
00:41:25
that's where you guys went and fought uh
00:41:27
shoot zombies. I saw that video.
00:41:29
>> Yeah. Yeah. Was that [ __ ] amazing?
00:41:31
Where did you guys do that at?
00:41:32
>> We did that on Lassi, like more Sentry
00:41:35
City. Yeah, that's us.
00:41:37
>> Your position looks good.
00:41:38
>> Yeah, my position. Great. Look. Yeah.
00:41:40
Look at my position.
00:41:40
>> You know what the funny thing is? He
00:41:41
even puts a gun down like a soldier so
00:41:43
he doesn't shoot friendly fire.
00:41:48
>> He even knows. He knows HIS OWN.
00:41:50
>> NO, THAT'S how you reload.
00:41:52
>> Reload.
00:41:52
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How you reload?
00:41:54
>> You're reloading a lot there. You're
00:41:55
shooting a lot. the two girls, the girl
00:41:57
I'm seeing and us. And you know who got
00:41:59
number one?
00:42:00
>> You cheated.
00:42:01
>> You cheated. You bought the
00:42:03
>> the laser gun.
00:42:05
>> So obviously you'd win.
00:42:06
>> It's all teenagers and then this 54 year
00:42:08
old.
00:42:09
>> Yeah.
00:42:09
>> Yeah. With the laser gun.
00:42:11
>> Wait, wait, wait.
00:42:12
>> Wait. So you got the upgrade and they
00:42:13
didn't get it.
00:42:14
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Give
00:42:16
me all the
00:42:19
Wait, wait, wait. There's two things
00:42:21
going on here that made me mad.
00:42:23
Okay. Okay. Yes. Let let's let's do two
00:42:27
things. Okay.
00:42:28
>> Two things. Yeah.
00:42:30
>> I cheated.
00:42:31
>> Yeah.
00:42:32
>> Okay. I cheated. I I bought the laser
00:42:34
gun.
00:42:35
>> Could Did you guys have access to the
00:42:36
laser gun?
00:42:37
>> No. Me and the girl I'm saying got the
00:42:38
laser guns
00:42:39
>> and she still couldn't win with a laser
00:42:40
gun.
00:42:41
>> She took second.
00:42:41
>> OKAY.
00:42:43
>> WAIT, what was the upgrade? You had to
00:42:44
pay for the laser.
00:42:45
>> Yeah. And they only gave you two
00:42:46
upgrades. I You're You're only allowed
00:42:48
to have two laser guns, right? So I go,
00:42:49
"What do you want?" "Oh, I guess I'll
00:42:51
take the handgun."
00:42:54
You know what I mean? I'm like
00:42:56
>> Yeah. Spraying everywhere. No wonder
00:42:58
why. Look at Play the video. Look. Look
00:42:59
at his stance.
00:43:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:00
>> He's got the kids going in.
00:43:02
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:02
>> On the left. On the right. On the left.
00:43:04
On the right.
00:43:04
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:06
>> You guys screaming, bumping into each
00:43:07
other is the funniest part. That's the
00:43:09
funniest. It was only her, by the way.
00:43:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then let's address the
00:43:13
second thing. One 54 year old. Do you
00:43:15
think I forgot?
00:43:18
You don't think I forgot that comment? A
00:43:20
54 year old? Yeah. You know what, dude?
00:43:22
I'm a child. Okay. I I I play whimsical
00:43:24
games.
00:43:25
>> You do? You have a Yeah. You like that?
00:43:26
>> What did we do yesterday that I set up?
00:43:28
>> Escape room.
00:43:29
>> Escape room.
00:43:30
>> Why do you like those?
00:43:31
>> It was very fun.
00:43:32
>> It was fun.
00:43:33
>> Such a white person thing.
00:43:34
>> I know. But I set things up.
00:43:36
>> You mean I'm I'm a guy that plans.
00:43:40
>> Did you escape?
00:43:42
>> Yeah, we did escape.
00:43:43
>> We did.
00:43:43
>> Yeah, we did.
00:43:44
>> Who figured out the escape? What?
00:43:45
>> Who figured out the escape?
00:43:46
>> Um, THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED THERE.
00:43:50
IT'S like hand hand. Yeah.
00:43:53
>> Right. We didn't do [ __ ]
00:43:54
>> They told you.
00:43:55
>> Oh, yeah. Nobody Bobby wasn't the team
00:43:58
leader.
00:43:59
>> Actually, we did a lot. And then the
00:44:02
only thing you were doing was like, I
00:44:04
think we got to take a hint.
00:44:06
>> Yeah.
00:44:11
>> Who took the Stop.
00:44:14
Who took the wire with the hook?
00:44:16
>> Well, I opened it.
00:44:18
>> Who took the wire with the hook?
00:44:20
>> Who took the wire in the hook, put it in
00:44:21
the hole, and got the key out of
00:44:23
construction?
00:44:24
>> But you were screaming.
00:44:27
>> You were named.
00:44:28
>> Who did that?
00:44:29
>> You.
00:44:30
>> That was complex.
00:44:31
>> Okay.
00:44:32
You were getting angry. You were so
00:44:34
angry. You were screaming at her.
00:44:36
>> Screaming at who?
00:44:37
>> The girl.
00:44:38
>> Yeah. My date.
00:44:39
>> Yeah. Your date?
00:44:40
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:41
>> You were so angry at her.
00:44:42
>> Yeah. because she wasn't doing it right.
00:44:44
>> She
00:44:45
>> It's one of those It's one of those
00:44:47
things. What? Why you smiling?
00:44:48
>> I'm listening.
00:44:49
>> All right. So, basically what what this
00:44:51
situation is is this. Okay.
00:44:53
>> It's like a gigantic fish. Kind of like
00:44:55
a fish uh bowl. No, like Yeah. bowl.
00:44:58
Gigantic one.
00:45:00
>> With levels to it,
00:45:02
>> right?
00:45:03
>> It's like a fiberglass.
00:45:04
>> Mhm.
00:45:05
>> With little tiny holes in it. Right.
00:45:07
>> On the bottom is a key.
00:45:09
>> Right. You stick a
00:45:13
All right. You stick the the the little,
00:45:17
you know what I mean? Metal thing with a
00:45:19
hook on it inside the tiny hole. And
00:45:22
then there's another hole. She has a
00:45:23
stick.
00:45:25
>> All right. She has a stick as well.
00:45:27
Right. I go I got it. Now you got to
00:45:29
bring your bring your stick over to hook
00:45:31
mine so then I can stick it out and
00:45:33
stick it in the other hole so we can
00:45:35
bring it up so we can get it out of the
00:45:37
bigger hole on top.
00:45:38
>> Got it.
00:45:38
>> Right. Yeah.
00:45:39
>> That's all I was doing.
00:45:39
>> And she couldn't do that. We eventually
00:45:41
did it. Okay. We eventually did it.
00:45:43
>> You got in a fight about it.
00:45:44
>> It's not a fight about it. It's
00:45:45
>> screaming at her.
00:45:46
>> I GO, "YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT."
00:45:48
>> NO, that sounds like a fight.
00:45:49
>> That No, that's just me being a leader.
00:45:51
>> Did she get upset?
00:45:52
>> It's me being hes.
00:45:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm worn it out. You
00:45:57
know what I mean? You got to be a
00:45:58
commander.
00:45:58
>> You got to
00:45:59
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:01
>> Anyway, we did get out.
00:46:02
>> We got We got out on time.
00:46:03
>> Yeah. On time.
00:46:04
>> Yeah. Speaking of uh touring comedians,
00:46:07
this guy big tour coming up. Announced
00:46:09
the finally tour
00:46:11
>> and then I'm done.
00:46:11
>> Congrats.
00:46:12
>> I'm done.
00:46:13
>> You're done. What?
00:46:14
>> Touring.
00:46:15
>> You're done. What?
00:46:16
>> Done.
00:46:16
>> Done standup
00:46:17
>> for a while.
00:46:19
>> I stink. That smells like [ __ ]
00:46:21
>> Yeah, you stink, too.
00:46:22
>> No, you stink.
00:46:23
>> Okay,
00:46:24
>> let me smell your armpits.
00:46:26
>> No, but it looks awesome. You're going
00:46:27
to This is your first time doing theater
00:46:28
tour. I wanted to I
00:46:29
>> I've never done theater tour, huh?
00:46:30
>> I've never done one before.
00:46:31
>> Well, I wanted to announce it. I think
00:46:32
it's an important moment in comedy
00:46:33
because most times
00:46:34
You've never done a theater tour. It's a
00:46:36
It's a amazing.
00:46:38
>> It's my first one.
00:46:38
>> It's incredible. So,
00:46:40
>> I think it's so cool, dude.
00:46:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
00:46:42
>> What are you guys excited about?
00:46:43
>> Yeah.
00:46:44
>> Coachella.
00:46:45
>> Oh, no. You're going to go? Are you
00:46:47
You're not going,
00:46:48
>> dude. Bob's going with us.
00:46:49
>> We're going to [ __ ] go to Coachella.
00:46:50
>> I had to buy them.
00:46:51
>> That is embarrassing.
00:46:52
>> We haven't bought it yet.
00:46:53
>> I haven't bought it yet.
00:46:54
>> No, we have a big bill.
00:46:56
>> I know. It's expensive.
00:46:58
>> What is How much is Coachella to go to?
00:46:59
I don't know anything about it. These
00:47:00
guys
00:47:01
>> do Google what does a regular Coachella
00:47:03
ticket cost right now?
00:47:04
>> Well, right now Yeah.
00:47:06
>> What is that? What do you already know?
00:47:07
>> Yeah, because they're at a thousand
00:47:08
right now for
00:47:09
>> $1,000 a person to go to Coachella.
00:47:11
>> Normally, they're 500, I believe.
00:47:12
>> Yeah.
00:47:13
>> Holy [ __ ] That's just a regular
00:47:15
admission ticket. I went the third year
00:47:17
it existed.
00:47:18
>> If you and I went, just you and I went,
00:47:20
it'd be free.
00:47:21
>> Really?
00:47:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just you and I. But
00:47:23
you didn't want to go with just you and
00:47:24
I.
00:47:24
>> Yeah, but you said you get it for me for
00:47:26
my birthday.
00:47:27
>> Happy birthday.
00:47:28
>> Happy birthday.
00:47:29
>> Yeah. Yeah. Who's the headliners this
00:47:30
year?
00:47:31
>> I don't [ __ ] know. I don't give a
00:47:32
[ __ ]
00:47:33
>> Sabrina Justin Bieber.
00:47:37
>> Sabrina Carpenter.
00:47:39
>> He want to go to Tesla at the desert.
00:47:41
Happy birthday.
00:47:41
>> Happy birthday, dude. Yeah.
00:47:43
>> Okay. So, wait a minute. Which weekend
00:47:44
are you going? Isn't
00:47:45
>> I'm sorry. Are you Justin Bieber?
00:47:46
>> He's going weekend, too.
00:47:47
>> So, this is the second weekend. So, you
00:47:49
guys are going to see Sabrina Carpenter,
00:47:50
Justin Bieber, and Who's Carol G? Am I
00:47:53
out? Am I gone? Am I stupid? I don't
00:47:55
know who that is.
00:47:55
>> The strokes in
00:47:56
>> Carol G is bigger than Young Thug.
00:47:58
>> Yes. Who's Carol G?
00:48:00
>> She's like a Latina artist.
00:48:03
>> Why are they putting all these Latino
00:48:04
people all over our lives?
00:48:05
>> Do I Do we We I get
00:48:06
>> Is she playing the Super Bowl next year?
00:48:09
>> She's really good.
00:48:10
>> Carol G.
00:48:10
>> Do I get Inner Pole and Strokes?
00:48:13
>> Yeah. You Yeah,
00:48:14
>> because I we know and we know Paul from
00:48:16
you know,
00:48:17
>> love.
00:48:17
>> He's like one of the cool
00:48:18
>> and I love the strokes. So, I mean
00:48:19
that'll be good for me.
00:48:20
>> Zoom in will be there.
00:48:22
>> What does it feel like to be on the
00:48:23
second night there after Bieber? Go zoom
00:48:25
in the second night there. What does
00:48:27
that feel like to be Yamaguchi last on
00:48:29
the list?
00:48:30
>> That would be Bad Friends if we headline
00:48:32
something like that.
00:48:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:33
>> We'd be after Mamemed Orban and Reirden.
00:48:36
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:37
>> D Spitz and What a Jen C. Bad Friends
00:48:40
and Yamaguchi.
00:48:40
>> Hello. This is Yamaguchi.
00:48:43
>> Uh, are you still coming?
00:48:45
>> Yeah.
00:48:45
>> I don't know why you put me last.
00:48:47
>> No, no, no. You're first.
00:48:49
>> No, no, no. Cuz in in Japan,
00:48:51
>> in your country, don't you read
00:48:52
backwards right to left? But still in
00:48:54
our country if the last name is the last
00:48:59
>> you know it should go it should go
00:49:00
Justin Bieber and then Yamaguchi.
00:49:02
>> I don't know. We'll work on it.
00:49:04
>> Okay.
00:49:05
>> That's crazy.
00:49:06
>> That's crazy.
00:49:07
>> David Burn. This is really good. Somber.
00:49:08
There's some really great stuff.
00:49:10
>> Yeah.
00:49:10
>> Royal Otis Love. You guys are going to
00:49:12
have such a [ __ ] fun time. I'm so
00:49:14
happy I won't be there.
00:49:15
>> Yeah.
00:49:18
>> When is it?
00:49:19
>> Uh
00:49:19
>> uh April 11th.
00:49:21
>> 17th through
00:49:22
>> March. April. March. April. April.
00:49:24
>> Yeah. Next month. The 17th through the
00:49:25
19th.
00:49:26
>> From tomorrow.
00:49:26
>> Oh my god.
00:49:28
>> I'm so excited for you guys.
00:49:30
>> You have to come.
00:49:31
>> That's awesome. You got to go.
00:49:33
>> We want you.
00:49:33
>> But we want you to go.
00:49:34
>> Why?
00:49:35
>> Cuz it's a long drive.
00:49:40
>> It's an absolute [ __ ] nightmare.
00:49:42
>> It's a nightmare.
00:49:43
>> Yeah. I would never I'd [ __ ]
00:49:44
>> remember that one, dude. That one year.
00:49:46
Do you remember that one year?
00:49:47
>> So funny.
00:49:47
>> I know we talked about it before.
00:49:49
>> You guys got stuck for like five hours.
00:49:50
>> No, no, no. That's what that what it was
00:49:51
was that I Can I say tell the story
00:49:53
again?
00:49:54
>> Oh, I remember. What is it?
00:49:55
>> Yeah. You you you call you
00:49:57
>> So I go Yeah. called
00:49:58
>> I called my agents and I go, you know,
00:50:01
Kyla and the girls want to go to Right.
00:50:03
And they're like, yeah, I pay for it,
00:50:06
>> right? Which was
00:50:08
>> by the way, ungrateful. You guys are do
00:50:10
the towels tonight.
00:50:11
>> Do the towels.
00:50:12
>> You do the towels tonight. All right.
00:50:14
You want to go to a [ __ ] the desert
00:50:16
towels tonight, dude. All of them folded
00:50:18
in a circular fashion fashion. Okay. So
00:50:20
anyway, um my agent goes, "Yeah, all
00:50:23
right." I you know, I pay for it, right?
00:50:25
>> And the day of Kala goes, "You literally
00:50:28
have to be there to pick up the tickets
00:50:30
at the box office."
00:50:31
>> And I go, "I have to drive 4 hours into
00:50:35
the desert and then drive back."
00:50:36
>> You do.
00:50:37
>> And then she's like, "Yeah." And I did
00:50:39
that.
00:50:39
>> And you found out when you got there
00:50:40
that you didn't have to do that.
00:50:41
>> Yes.
00:50:42
>> Yeah.
00:50:43
>> Maybe maybe the best part about all of
00:50:44
it, you didn't actually have to
00:50:46
>> actually have to do that.
00:50:47
>> But you should go to this
00:50:48
>> cuz you're going to have a blast with
00:50:49
them. And by the way, yeah, I have never
00:50:51
>> go see some great bands. Interpol's
00:50:52
going to [ __ ] rip. I mean, think how
00:50:53
many thing There's a lot of bands there
00:50:55
that you definitely want to see.
00:50:57
>> Moby.
00:50:57
>> Okay. Okay. So, here's the thing.
00:51:00
>> This is the This is going to be the
00:51:02
first and last time I go to [ __ ]
00:51:05
Coachella. Okay.
00:51:06
>> You already went.
00:51:07
>> I've never been. Yeah. I went to pick up
00:51:08
the tickets and I drove back. Yeah.
00:51:10
Yeah. But I I never went inside.
00:51:12
>> I'm going to go inside. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:13
Yeah. I'm telling you right now, I don't
00:51:16
care if next year Harry Styles is going
00:51:18
to be there. I don't give a [ __ ] I
00:51:20
ain't going.
00:51:20
>> No.
00:51:21
>> All right. So, are you sure this is the
00:51:23
year you want to go?
00:51:23
>> Yeah.
00:51:24
>> For that weekend
00:51:25
>> with Justin Bieber.
00:51:26
>> I know you're going to love Justin
00:51:27
Bieber. You're going to have so much
00:51:28
fun.
00:51:29
>> He's not going to I'm not going to see
00:51:30
Justin Bieber.
00:51:31
>> What do you mean? You're going to He's
00:51:32
on the main stage.
00:51:33
>> I know, but I'm not going to like
00:51:34
physically be around him.
00:51:35
>> No, but you're going to be dancing your
00:51:36
little heart out to Justin.
00:51:37
>> I don't know what any of the Sing me a
00:51:38
song,
00:51:39
>> baby. Baby.
00:51:40
>> Oh, yeah. I will be. I will be. I will
00:51:41
be. I will be. I will be. I will be. Uh,
00:51:43
and then the other one I like is uh um
00:51:47
>> if you no no
00:51:51
yeah yeah
00:51:55
>> my mama don't like you and she likes
00:51:58
you're going to [ __ ] love it. There's
00:52:00
Dude, you're going to have so much fun.
00:52:01
It's like the boat. You thought you
00:52:02
didn't like the boat. You got on the
00:52:03
boat. You had so much fun on the boat.
00:52:05
Same.
00:52:05
>> You told me I wasn't going to like the
00:52:06
boat.
00:52:07
>> I don't like the boat.
00:52:07
>> I know. But you told me that I was going
00:52:09
to have a bad time on the boat. You're
00:52:10
projecting.
00:52:11
>> Yeah, cuz I don't want to do Can I pitch
00:52:12
you the Bad Friends Boat ride?
00:52:13
>> Yeah, pitch it.
00:52:14
>> I'm not going to catch it, but pitch it.
00:52:16
>> Okay,
00:52:17
you're going to be on a boat.
00:52:18
>> NO.
00:52:23
>> What is it?
00:52:24
>> Okay. So, um, we'll all be there. The
00:52:28
girls do, right?
00:52:29
>> Okay.
00:52:30
>> Right. We're on a boat. Okay.
00:52:31
>> We're on a boat
00:52:32
>> and all of our fans are going to be
00:52:33
there.
00:52:33
>> All the fans are going to be there.
00:52:35
>> Yep. Okay.
00:52:35
>> I'm I'm ALREADY
00:52:38
>> I'm already shaking.
00:52:39
>> Looks pretty good, right?
00:52:40
>> I'm shaking. I think my proposal is good
00:52:41
so far. Right. Okay. Here's the thing.
00:52:43
>> All of our fans are going to be there on
00:52:44
a boat.
00:52:44
>> On a boat. Okay.
00:52:46
>> All right. You and I will perform. We'll
00:52:48
just do two shows
00:52:49
>> in the main stage.
00:52:51
>> One show one night, one show the other
00:52:53
night.
00:52:54
>> If it's if the if the boat is Sunday
00:52:56
through Thursday, we'll do we'll do a
00:52:58
Monday night show and a Wednesday night
00:53:00
show.
00:53:00
>> Is that what they usually are? Sunday to
00:53:01
Thursday.
00:53:02
>> Yeah. Is
00:53:02
>> that what you
00:53:03
>> I mean, that's what we did.
00:53:04
>> Okay.
00:53:04
>> Although, when we landed, we saw Chelsea
00:53:07
Lynn
00:53:08
>> getting on the boat.
00:53:09
>> Yeah. They're like, "Our next."
00:53:11
>> Oh, they were doing a boat.
00:53:12
>> The same boat that we were on.
00:53:14
>> Oh, well, they just
00:53:14
>> They clean it so fast. They flip it,
00:53:16
dude.
00:53:16
>> Flip these boats.
00:53:17
>> They flip them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:18
>> I have a better proposal.
00:53:19
>> No. No. I'm not done with my proposal.
00:53:21
>> We take How about this?
00:53:22
>> Okay.
00:53:23
>> We take a flight.
00:53:24
>> Yeah.
00:53:24
>> From LA to San Francisco. Yeah.
00:53:27
>> Our fans can buy tickets on that plane.
00:53:29
>> We'll do a little standup. It'll be a
00:53:30
45minute flight.
00:53:32
>> We'll get off and that'll be it.
00:53:33
>> No.
00:53:34
>> Okay.
00:53:34
>> Okay.
00:53:34
>> Bad friends airflight.
00:53:36
>> Okay. So, and then we get to control the
00:53:37
lineups.
00:53:38
>> Okay. Okay. So, we'll call our friends
00:53:39
in.
00:53:40
>> Mhm.
00:53:40
>> Hey, Gillis. Hey,
00:53:42
>> you won't do it.
00:53:42
>> Yeah. Shane Gillis
00:53:44
>> already. No.
00:53:45
>> No. We'll call Shane Gillis. You know
00:53:46
what? You're right. I'll call Sandler.
00:53:49
>> Kevin Hart.
00:53:50
>> Yeah. Yeah. Guys,
00:53:51
>> Bill.
00:53:52
>> Bill. Yeah.
00:53:53
>> And I'll go, "Guys, we got to do a boat
00:53:54
thing."
00:53:55
>> I get nervous on those things.
00:53:56
>> I know. But it's a once in a-lifetime
00:53:58
opportunity
00:53:59
>> to really see your fans.
00:54:01
>> I believe in multiple lives, so I do.
00:54:03
I'll do it in another life.
00:54:04
>> And also, there's gambling.
00:54:06
>> I do love gambling.
00:54:07
>> Yeah. So there was a there's a casino,
00:54:09
>> right? And I was playing blackjock all
00:54:11
night long. It was so
00:54:12
>> So I do love that. But is it real money
00:54:14
or is it
00:54:14
>> No, it's real money.
00:54:15
>> So you're actually losing money.
00:54:16
>> You're losing money on the boat. Yeah. I
00:54:17
lost about three grand. Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:18
Yeah. But um
00:54:19
>> notable incidents of boat rides 2025
00:54:22
Carnival Horizon had somebody kill
00:54:24
another man. Man over board on the Mela
00:54:27
Explorer. Uh so November twice in August
00:54:30
passengers drowned at Carnival's new
00:54:32
Celebration Key Resort in the Bahamas.
00:54:35
All 2025 passenger died aboard the
00:54:36
Carnival Dream. This feels like a lot.
00:54:38
>> These are old people. No.
00:54:40
>> I would hope so. But I don't know. What
00:54:42
if our fans are old? By the way, we want
00:54:43
our fans to come on this boat, but you
00:54:44
have to be over 65 to
00:54:47
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:47
>> The shows are at 3:30 p.m.
00:54:49
>> Yeah. I'll tell you the negatives,
00:54:50
though.
00:54:51
>> You'll tell me the negatives
00:54:52
>> of what I'll tell you the negatives.
00:54:54
>> You tell me the negatives first.
00:54:55
>> Boat.
00:54:55
>> Okay. Okay. All right. That's good.
00:54:56
That's a good negative. That's a really
00:54:58
good negative.
00:54:58
>> Boat at sea. Trap. Nowhere to go.
00:55:01
>> Breaks out. Sick. Something breaks. How
00:55:02
do we get off this thing? Middle of the
00:55:04
ocean.
00:55:06
>> Okay. Uh
00:55:06
>> pirates.
00:55:08
>> What did I just say?
00:55:09
>> I love juice.
00:55:09
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:55:10
>> What What What is What are the
00:55:12
negatives? Give me the list of the
00:55:13
negatives cuz I already feel them.
00:55:16
>> I'm scared.
00:55:17
>> It's uh the food.
00:55:19
>> The food's terrible.
00:55:21
>> It's not good.
00:55:22
>> Yeah. It's cooked on a boat.
00:55:23
>> Yeah. What?
00:55:23
>> It's cooked on a boat.
00:55:24
>> Even like even the fancy Italian
00:55:26
restaurant you make have to make a
00:55:27
reservation. It it's it's olive garden.
00:55:29
You know what I mean? It's not good. You
00:55:31
know what I mean? And then the tanyaka,
00:55:33
you know what I mean?
00:55:33
>> The tanyaki wasn't good. Blown away.
00:55:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um
00:55:36
>> the boat tanyaki wasn't good.
00:55:38
>> And then there's this thing where it's a
00:55:40
24-hour free just, you know, everyone's
00:55:44
there to buffet, right? And
00:55:46
>> those are my favorite.
00:55:47
>> It
00:55:50
It is terrible.
00:55:52
>> It's bad.
00:55:52
>> Oh my god. It is bad.
00:55:53
>> Well, you're not pitching it well to our
00:55:54
fans.
00:55:55
>> No, those are the bad those are the bad
00:55:56
aspects.
00:55:56
>> Oh, so they can Okay.
00:55:57
>> Yeah. The good aspect. The good as a
00:56:00
great spa. Wonderful spa.
00:56:01
>> Great spa. Great. That the pool, right?
00:56:04
Pool's great
00:56:05
>> pool.
00:56:05
>> Fun. Yeah. Right.
00:56:06
>> I have a pool.
00:56:11
>> I know.
00:56:12
>> You have a pool.
00:56:12
>> I have a pool, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:13
All right. We can just go to your pool.
00:56:14
>> Yeah. Yeah. You go to your pool. Um,
00:56:17
>> but here's another thing I would like
00:56:20
>> Here's another thing that I would like
00:56:21
to pitch to you. Okay. It's a um
00:56:25
>> it's connective tissue.
00:56:28
>> It's I'm listening. I'm listening.
00:56:29
>> Yeah. It's it's people that love you,
00:56:33
right? Our fans and us connecting in a
00:56:37
way, right? It's a very special
00:56:39
experience for our biggest fan because
00:56:41
only our biggest fans will be on the
00:56:42
boat.
00:56:43
>> So, you're saying because I will say
00:56:44
this, all joking aside, I
00:56:46
>> we adore the fans. We appreciate them so
00:56:48
much. I love the fans. I love seeing
00:56:50
them. I love it a lot.
00:56:51
>> Yeah.
00:56:52
>> But you're saying the way to really get
00:56:54
close to the fans is to make them pay to
00:56:55
come on a boat to see us.
00:56:57
>> It's not just to pay to get on the boat.
00:56:59
Oh, so it's free.
00:57:00
>> No, it's you have to pay.
00:57:01
>> Okay.
00:57:01
>> Okay. You have to pay.
00:57:03
>> It's them being with us
00:57:04
>> on the boat.
00:57:05
>> Yeah.
00:57:05
>> So, it's like after a show, it's like
00:57:07
going out and sitting in the middle of
00:57:08
the audience after the show,
00:57:11
>> but it's wavy.
00:57:15
>> It's wavy, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:16
>> I'm going to be honest and say this
00:57:18
because I love
00:57:18
>> Let's do a vote, Carlos. Do it online.
00:57:21
Whatever. If we can do it. Yeah. If
00:57:22
people would want if if they would come,
00:57:24
>> let's just see how many people would
00:57:25
come.
00:57:26
>> Okay.
00:57:26
>> You know what this is like?
00:57:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know when like
00:57:28
when a buddy does Coke and somebody does
00:57:30
Coke and they come up with like a
00:57:31
hairbrain business scheme and they're
00:57:33
like you you're it's going to be amazing
00:57:34
and they pitch it to you when they're
00:57:35
sober and you're like
00:57:36
>> I don't know if you should do that
00:57:37
chicken shop laundromat you were
00:57:39
thinking of.
00:57:39
>> Yeah. But sometimes YouTube
00:57:41
>> sometimes YouTube.
00:57:42
>> Yeah. Yeah. That Chinese guy and that
00:57:43
other guy, right? Like, hey, what do you
00:57:45
think of this thing where everyone
00:57:46
>> Every comic I know who's been on these
00:57:48
cruises, Schwarzen included, just did
00:57:50
the exact same thing.
00:57:51
>> Yeah. What?
00:57:51
>> I want to do a cruise. We should do a
00:57:53
cruise. Schwarz said the exact same
00:57:54
thing.
00:57:54
>> I know.
00:57:54
>> He was like, "I want to do a Schwarzen
00:57:56
cruise."
00:57:56
>> Yeah. And every other person that's done
00:57:57
them and goes, I want to do it. I want
00:57:59
to do my own cruise. So, everyone gets
00:58:00
this bug.
00:58:01
>> Yeah. Because we did it and we had fun.
00:58:04
You don't know anything about it. That's
00:58:05
why I think you should do it.
00:58:06
>> I'm not fun.
00:58:08
>> Here we go. That's the truth, right
00:58:10
ladies?
00:58:10
>> Who's funner? Tito Bobby or Tito Andrew?
00:58:13
>> Tito.
00:58:14
>> See? You're fun. So, do a Bobby Lee
00:58:17
cruise
00:58:17
>> and I'll wave from the shore.
00:58:20
>> And there's Andrew right on the side.
00:58:23
>> Okay.
00:58:25
>> I'll get on the boat with you. No, you
00:58:26
won't. There's no way. That was the
00:58:28
thing that we talked about on the boat.
00:58:30
Me and Nick are like, imagine Andrew
00:58:31
here right now.
00:58:33
>> Why wouldn't I do it?
00:58:40
>> Yeah.
00:58:40
>> I'd rather do a show on land for the
00:58:42
fans.
00:58:42
>> Okay, good. It's different. It's a
00:58:44
different thing. But anyway, let's move
00:58:45
on from boat.
00:58:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. Let's remove. Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:47
Yeah.
00:58:47
>> Would you guys do it?
00:58:49
>> Yeah.
00:58:49
>> Yeah. That'd be fun, right?
00:58:50
>> Fancy would not want to do it.
00:58:52
>> Carlos would do it.
00:58:53
>> Oh, yeah. Carlos.
00:58:54
>> Carlos and Mcome would do it.
00:58:55
>> Yeah. Because they could be little bad
00:58:56
boys at night. They roam around looking
00:58:58
for girls.
00:58:58
>> Gets every STD. Imagine.
00:59:01
>> Yeah, he's [ __ ] a mermaid.
00:59:04
>> How'd you get a mermaid?
00:59:07
>> And a siren.
00:59:10
>> How about this? If the boat doesn't go
00:59:11
far, I could do it.
00:59:12
>> Yeah, it didn't go far.
00:59:14
>> No, I'll do one here to Catalina. How
00:59:15
about that?
00:59:17
>> I'll do a Catalina boat tour.
00:59:18
>> A ferry?
00:59:19
>> A ferry?
00:59:19
>> You want to do a ferry? I'll do a fairy.
00:59:20
>> We'll do a ferry. Robboat.
00:59:22
>> We can rowboat. Yeah, we can rowboat
00:59:24
sailboat. Sail with us. Come sail away.
00:59:27
Come sail away. Come sail away with me.
00:59:29
>> And then you have to raise the bow. I
00:59:32
>> Okay. Okay.
00:59:32
>> No, I just have a legitimate fear of of
00:59:34
>> Or we could do like the ending of
00:59:35
Titanic where I'm just sitting on a
00:59:36
[ __ ]
00:59:39
>> You're on top and I'm about to die
00:59:41
>> and I'm just
00:59:45
>> Anyway,
00:59:45
>> if you can find a more clever way to get
00:59:47
our fans together, I am down.
00:59:48
>> Okay.
00:59:49
>> Not a boat, but I would be I would love
00:59:50
to interact with the fans, just not on a
00:59:52
boat.
00:59:52
>> What do you guys want? You want to
00:59:54
interact with the fans?
00:59:55
>> Do you want a bad friend's boat tour?
00:59:58
That'
00:59:58
>> be fun. I
00:59:58
>> show up to [ __ ] dude.
01:00:00
>> Yeah, I will.
01:00:01
>> How about this? How about we get you two
01:00:02
on a boat all the way back to the
01:00:04
Philippines?
01:00:05
>> Yes. One way,
01:00:06
>> but that's it.
01:00:07
>> Yeah, we fly back.
01:00:08
>> Yeah, we fly back.
01:00:09
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:11
>> We send you and then we fly back.
01:00:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:13
>> Now, I we we could you could convince
01:00:15
me.
01:00:16
>> There's no way.
01:00:17
>> There is ways there is ways
01:00:18
>> to do a boat. Do you could convince me
01:00:20
if it was if it was if it was a short
01:00:23
trip and it was Yeah, you could convince
01:00:25
me.
01:00:25
>> Okay. What's the shortest trip that we
01:00:26
could do, Carlos?
01:00:28
>> Well, going to the Philippines.
01:00:29
>> Sailing to the Philippines takes 4 to 8
01:00:31
WEEKS OR MORE. THAT
01:00:32
>> IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY TOUGH. Imagine
01:00:34
>> that one. That one's going to
01:00:35
>> Imagine. I imagine Andrew's just in his
01:00:37
cabin.
01:00:40
>> And they can't get me off the hook cuz
01:00:41
I'm swinging the waves.
01:00:44
>> Imagine.
01:00:46
>> Okay.
01:00:46
>> Wait, let me say something.
01:00:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. I would I would shoot a TV a
01:00:52
reality TV show of you and I and them
01:00:56
taking a boat to the Philippines. That I
01:00:58
would do. That would be [ __ ]
01:01:01
hilarious. We'd have to live on the boat
01:01:03
for how long?
01:01:04
>> Four to eight weeks.
01:01:05
>> I could do that for four weeks.
01:01:07
>> Us four.
01:01:08
>> You have to speed.
01:01:09
>> Well, it'd be with other people. We'd be
01:01:10
going to the Philippines. It'd be a lot
01:01:11
of like everyone's going to the
01:01:13
Philippines.
01:01:14
>> I I know, but like our fans too can buy
01:01:16
tickets. Why would the fans in the
01:01:17
tickets and this is for us for us to
01:01:20
take go to the Philippines?
01:01:21
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have a
01:01:24
connection with my fan base.
01:01:25
>> Stop it.
01:01:26
>> I'm sorry that I'm grateful for their
01:01:30
love.
01:01:30
>> This is good. Turn off the gas.
01:01:32
>> All right.
01:01:32
>> This is good.
01:01:33
>> Um I'm grateful. I'm grateful to them.
01:01:36
You know, some people aren't. Some
01:01:37
people are
01:01:39
>> some Watch. Some people are
01:01:44
>> That's what they're doing it for. Am I
01:01:45
not right?
01:01:46
>> Yeah, that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:47
>> That's the reason I do it.
01:01:51
>> Don't get angry. Are you angry?
01:01:52
>> No.
01:01:52
>> No. Don't look at me, D. Are you angry?
01:01:54
>> I'm too tired to be angry.
01:01:55
>> Okay, good. You tired, bud?
01:01:56
>> I'm so tired.
01:01:57
>> Why?
01:01:57
>> I was with my parents for two weeks
01:01:59
straight.
01:01:59
>> Oh, that's right. How are they?
01:02:00
>> I don't know.
01:02:01
>> Okay,
01:02:03
>> that was great. We spent time in Arizona
01:02:05
and we did that whole thing. Then I
01:02:06
brought him back here to LA. The problem
01:02:07
is when people come into town, you have
01:02:08
to do things all the time. There isn't a
01:02:10
day that's off. I bet to all your hard
01:02:13
work with your parents that they're very
01:02:15
grateful.
01:02:16
>> Yeah, they are.
01:02:16
>> I bet at night they they think to
01:02:18
themselves, what a great son that we
01:02:19
have.
01:02:20
>> I hope so.
01:02:20
>> Yeah. And we're grateful for his effort.
01:02:22
>> I hope so.
01:02:22
>> Yeah. We love him for him playing ahead,
01:02:26
>> right? And um all the things that our
01:02:29
son does for us and we're willing to do
01:02:31
anything to make our son happy.
01:02:33
>> And then the very next day they called
01:02:34
cuz they couldn't log into Apple TV and
01:02:36
we yelled at each other on the phone for
01:02:37
15 minutes.
01:02:38
>> Yeah. Exactly. He's like, "Why can't I
01:02:39
type my [ __ ] name in the goddamn
01:02:42
Apple TV?"
01:02:43
>> Is that what your dad did?
01:02:44
>> Yeah. And then I had to FaceTime I had
01:02:46
to FaceTime with my mom so I could watch
01:02:48
what he was typing.
01:02:49
>> And he incorrectly put the password in
01:02:51
three times and instead of just doing
01:02:52
backspace, he cleared it every time.
01:02:54
>> So he had to redo it every [ __ ] time.
01:02:56
>> Wow.
01:02:57
>> Lovely people.
01:02:58
>> Yeah.
01:02:58
>> I love him so much.
01:03:00
>> So, you know, um,
01:03:01
>> but the stress of family is hard,
01:03:02
especially if it's not
01:03:03
>> Isn't it not hard?
01:03:05
>> Is the stress of family hard?
01:03:07
>> No.
01:03:07
>> Yeah. Yeah, for for me it is.
01:03:10
>> It's a wait.
01:03:11
>> I'll clean the towels.
01:03:13
>> Yeah, that's not what I was saying.
01:03:14
>> It's necessary.
01:03:15
>> I will.
01:03:15
>> That's not what I was saying.
01:03:16
>> I'll clean your room.
01:03:17
>> You haven't cleaned it yet?
01:03:19
>> Not yet.
01:03:20
>> I told you to clean it
01:03:21
>> because we had to go here.
01:03:22
>> Yeah, we had to come here.
01:03:23
>> Oh, yeah. That's right. Okay.
01:03:24
>> Well, we didn't give fancy air time
01:03:26
whatsoever.
01:03:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk
01:03:29
about fancy and here's Can I just I'll
01:03:31
be honest with you. I
01:03:33
>> And I swear to God on my mother's life.
01:03:39
I should say
01:03:39
>> on her left half cuz she can hear.
01:03:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My mother's
01:03:42
right here.
01:03:43
>> Yeah.
01:03:43
>> Okay.
01:03:44
>> Yeah.
01:03:44
>> All right.
01:03:45
>> When I was on the boat,
01:03:47
>> some guy pulled me aside. He goes, "You
01:03:49
know who what makes the show?"
01:03:51
>> And I go, "Me and Andrew."
01:03:53
>> And he goes, "No, fancy."
01:03:55
>> He's right.
01:03:56
>> He He goes, "He makes the show. He's the
01:03:58
bind.
01:04:00
>> He's the adhesive. Without that, I don't
01:04:02
think
01:04:02
>> Carlos or Mone."
01:04:03
>> Never mentioned their names. Yeah. No. I
01:04:05
I I swear. Best middleman
01:04:07
>> to God. That's what he said to me.
01:04:09
>> Mhm.
01:04:10
>> All right. What' you say?
01:04:11
>> Best middleman. Best middleman.
01:04:13
>> Best middleman.
01:04:16
>> I don't even know.
01:04:17
>> He said best middleman from last year.
01:04:18
>> Yeah. But I just don't Say it again.
01:04:20
>> Best middleman.
01:04:21
>> Say no. Say it again.
01:04:22
>> Best middleman.
01:04:24
>> Best middle man. Okay, good.
01:04:26
>> Do you have anything to say for your
01:04:27
birthday? Do you feel good? Do you feel
01:04:28
>> a speech or
01:04:29
>> Yes. Have a speech.
01:04:31
>> Okay. Go ahead.
01:04:32
>> I feel so love.
01:04:32
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:04:39
Woo!
01:04:42
Yeah!
01:04:44
Woo!
