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>> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> You two are something.
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>> We're bad friends. Last night.
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>> I fell in love with you last night.
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>> Last night.
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>> You look good today. Your hair looks
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good. You look good. You look smooth.
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>> Interesting. Because um
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>> smooth baby Asian boy. Baby Asian boy.
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>> So he We're at
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>> Okay.
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>> Go ahead.
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>> At the comedy store last night.
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>> Yeah. At the comedic store.
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>> Already, dude.
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>> We were out there SELLING JOKES
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>> ALREADY. ALREADY, DUDE. ALREADY, DUDE.
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I'm just you from last week.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Already, dude. Already.
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>> I'm you from last week.
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>> Yeah. I'm you from from 3 years ago,
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dude.
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>> That doesn't make that I'm so sorry,
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dude.
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>> What's up? Okay, tell the story.
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>> There is no story, dude.
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>> What's the story?
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>> I just I don't know, man.
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>> What's the story? Morning Glory.
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>> What this?
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>> Nothing, dude. What's up? What happened
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last night?
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>> You're a little rude.
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>> What did I do?
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>> I'm at the Comedy Store. Um I'm I'm
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watching your set. Great set.
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>> Terrible set. It was not a good set. I
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was meanding through meandering through
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poop last night. Sebastian gave me a
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great intro. I don't think I brought
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this guy on stage before. Yeah, he has
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a fellow Chicago. And ladies and
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gentlemen,
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he's got an Italian lesson. He doesn't
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look Italian.
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>> Yeah,
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>> it was such a good intro. It He killed
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harder an intro than I did on any of my
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[ __ ] jokes.
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>> He crushed you. And I went up there and
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just
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>> That's all I Okay.
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>> For 15 minutes.
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>> I'm in the hallway.
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>> Fart, crap, poop.
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>> Oh, cuz then that was the reason.
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>> And then he's on he's in the hallway. I
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can see him. I can see just a little
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dumpling resting in the window of the
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hallway. And I walk down and this is
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what he's doing. This is what he's
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doing. Leaning against the wall going,
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>> you know? You know what that's
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>> what do you want my reaction to be?
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>> Do you know? Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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>> What would you want? I ate [ __ ] ON STAGE
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AND THEN THEN YOU'RE LEANING against the
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wall going.
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Okay. I didn't know.
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>> Imagine the level Imagine the level of
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condescension with
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>> I
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Okay. So,
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>> what would anybody's reaction be to
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that?
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>> Okay. So, I didn't know. Let's backtrack
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a little bit. I didn't see your set.
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Okay. Okay. I didn't see your set.
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>> Stonefaced.
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>> I didn't see your set. I showed up.
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Right? I'm in the hallway. I'm watching
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him right toward the end. Right? So, I
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have no idea what he did, what the crowd
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is like or whatnot. I hadn't even gotten
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into the room. Okay.
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>> So, he walks out and just as a joke, I
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go,
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right, he walks right past me, says
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nothing. Right.
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>> Goes to the kitchen.
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>> That's right.
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>> Right. Slips out the bag
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>> to the valet.
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>> Yeah. To the valet without acknowledging
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my presence. And then Bobby runs up to
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me. This is icing on the cake.
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Everyone's in agreeance with me, by the
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way, but this is icing on the cake.
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>> After the condescending clap, then he
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chases me in the parking lot and he
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goes, "You're not going to say hi to me.
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You're not going to say hi to me." And I
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said, "I got to go home." And then he
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goes, "We're business partners."
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>> I did say that.
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>> We're business partners.
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>> Yes, we are. WE ARE NOT BUSINESS. WE'RE
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NOT BUSINESS PARTNERS.
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We're not friends.
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>> Okay. Exactly.
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>> We're not friends.
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>> We are.
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>> I guess because I would have led
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>> these things can be true.
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>> Say hi to my friend.
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>> I guess I'll say hi to my friend.
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>> Why couldn't you say hi to your friend?
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>> We're business partners.
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>> Why couldn't you say hi to my friend?
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>> Like it's a law firm.
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>> Okay. It's It's Lee, not Lee and
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Zantino.
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>> Law firm.
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>> The boss is here.
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>> The boss is here. You're the boss, dude.
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Okay. I was your intern. You b me up as
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a [ __ ]
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>> I'm the only boss. I'm the only boss
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that gets paid the same as his employee.
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I'm the only boss on earth where the
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employee is matched to the CEO.
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>> Anyway, um I grabbed your wrist.
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>> You did. I didn't.
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>> Because you were trying No, because you
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were trying to leave.
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>> I was trying to get in my car and go
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home.
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>> I know. I'm going to Because you're not
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going to I'll tell you what's not going
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to happen here, bud. Okay. What's not
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going to happen here, bud? Is us being
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in in an environment where you're just
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going to not acknowledge my presence.
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That's what's not going to happen.
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>> See, this fame is going to his head. I
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told you, Andreas, when I called you
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last night, I said, "I think he's
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getting too famous."
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>> Oh my god, dude. I Is he gaslighting me,
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dude?
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>> What? You're getting too famous? A lot
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of people have been telling us.
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>> Okay, so
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>> grabbing a friend's wrist is generally
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considered crossing a physical boundary,
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particularly if it's done without
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consent, forcefully, or to your boss.
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Particularly to your boss.
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>> Okay, boss man, I'm sorry I grabbed a
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wrist.
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>> I had a bad couple of sets.
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>> I did not know that information. I'm
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running through new [ __ ] all this week.
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Some nights are good, some nights are
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tough, but I'm trudging through the mud.
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>> And then the clap in the hallway.
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>> Yeah,
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>> it was like a Seinfeld episode.
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>> He did the clap. He did the clap. He did
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the clap.
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>> Ah, I did not know. So now I have
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further context of the situation. Yeah.
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>> And you had every right to not say hi to
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me.
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>> I love you. Thank you. Good to see you.
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>> But I am going to grab your wrist from
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now on.
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>> I mean, you you're going to get hurt if
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you do that. You're going to a slow clap
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is widely considered a condescending,
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sarcastic, more ironic gesture. Everyone
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in the world in Africa.
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>> They know.
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>> Yeah, they know.
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>> OH. OH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
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>> They know. They know.
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>> Yeah. Okay.
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>> So, it was constant.
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>> A guy has a cricket stick. What's going
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on here? What's the contact? He missed.
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>> He has a cricket stick. Yes. Missed.
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>> Okay. He missed. And slow clap. Okay.
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Good. So, uh they play cricket in
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Africa.
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>> All over the world.
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>> Okay. Good. Good. Cricket is a universal
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sport.
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>> Thank you so much. Right. I want to be
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>> No, I just had a terrible set. I was I
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did not know that.
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>> I was sluming in the bums. I was buming
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in the slums.
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>> Yeah. So, I grabbed your wrist. I said,
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you know, um, say hi. And I understand
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why you reacted the way you did, and I
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apologize.
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>> Thank you. I love you. I love you. And
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I'm sorry for ignoring you in the
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hallway, but the slow clap
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>> got me good.
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>> All the way home. No music.
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>> And all I can hear is
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>> looping through my head.
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>> Okay. going through the
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>> cany.
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Anyway, can I just throw another fact in
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there then?
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>> Give me another
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>> if I may. Yeah,
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>> please.
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>> I killed. But anyway, let's move on.
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Okay,
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>> I had a really good set. But um
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>> I know you did.
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>> No, but because I'm doing old [ __ ]
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah,
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>> but not for long.
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>> Okay. Not for long.
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>> Because the finally tour is on sale
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right now. So, please go to Bobby Lee.
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Very good.
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>> Go to Bobby Lee. Yeah. And please go see
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my my best friend, my business partner,
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as he refers to it.
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>> I would have said friend first. I
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consider you my friend first. One of my
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closest friends.
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>> Yeah. I I
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>> And we do a job together.
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>> Yeah.
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>> But I wouldn't do this if we weren't
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friends.
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>> I understand that. But we are also
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business partners.
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>> We are. But I'm you're you're my friend
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first. I care about you more than this.
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>> Okay. Yeah. And I would agree with that
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>> because otherwise if we're just two guys
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doing a show who aren't friends, then
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it's just two bears one cave.
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Keep that in. That's true. Yeah, it is.
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They love each other.
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>> Gee, Christmas.
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>> They're kila or whatever. Go buy their
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tequila.
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>> Are we not allowed to make jokes with
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anymore with anybody? Is everyone
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sensitive?
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>> Yeah, they're very sensitive.
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>> I love that [ __ ] shirt. And your hair
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looks good. You're doing all the You're
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touching a lot of the buttons right now.
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>> Well, I'll tell you why. Because I quit
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smoking as well.
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>> No, you didn't.
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>> Yeah, this is day two.
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>> Yeah,
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>> dude. Did you really?
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>> Yeah. Day two.
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>> Day two.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And how do you feel?
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>> Pretty good.
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>> Well, I'll tell I'll tell you why I did
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it. Um and uh I'm not a scientist, as
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you know.
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>> I don't
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I don't know. Some people think,
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>> is it general health and well-being?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Are you coughing at night?
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>> No. What? No. What happened was I was
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smoking a cigarette and I had a lugie.
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>> Mhm.
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>> You know what I mean?
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>> Yeah.
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>> As one does, right? And in my sink, I
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just went and I just spit in the sink.
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>> Inside your house.
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>> In the sink.
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>> Right. Right. Right. Oh, were you
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>> My sink isn't in my backyard.
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>> Were you smoking? You don't?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. No, it's that What?
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>> You have an outdoor sink.
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>> You have many outdoor sinks.
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>> I do have outdoors. All right.
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>> Wait a minute. I thought you were
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smoking in this.
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>> No, I was I was smoking in the house. I
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went I smoked this outside. I went
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inside, right? I did lugie. Right. Got
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it. That's fine.
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>> Right. And then I just let it sit there.
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>> The science. Remember the science?
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>> Okay.
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>> I'm a scientist. You are the science.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
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>> Yeah. And um it dried.
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>> It does. Yeah.
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>> As one does.
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>> It should. Yeah.
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>> As it's called elements, you know what I
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mean?
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>> I told you he was a scientist.
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>> This is good. So the elements caused it
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to dry.
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>> Yes. So elementary
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elements caused them to dry, right?
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>> So they dried.
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>> They call it air.
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>> Air.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Learning.
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>> You're learning. You are. You are
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learning.
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>> So the lugie dried in the sink. And then
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>> you want to know about geopolitics too?
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I'm really not interested.
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>> Okay. Okay. Anyway, um
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>> and it w it looked like um it looked
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like tar.
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>> Yes.
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>> After it dried
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>> because of Yes. the
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>> because of the smoking. Right.
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>> Right. And then because Remy had died,
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right? Death was on my mind.
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>> Right. And I made the connection
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>> Yeah.
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>> between the tar lugie that dried through
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elements through air and whatnot.
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>> Okay.
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>> Yeah. And the death of my dog made me
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go, I'm done.
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>> That's good.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So, um I'm a little anxious.
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Um I I told the boys before, I don't
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know if I could do this today. I have,
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you know, very filled with anxiety and
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um you know, I don't know much. I don't
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know what I'm going to talk about, but
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you know, but we're here.
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>> Well, you're cold turkeying. Why don't
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you just supplement it with
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>> I'm like sweating.
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>> Why don't you do just smaller doses of
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nicotine to get you off in general? Oh,
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you're still doing it, right?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah, I'm doing it.
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>> I know.
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>> Of course you're doing it.
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>> Yeah, I am.
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>> Yeah, but I mean I'm not.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I got it.
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>> Yeah. But it's um you know, there's a
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lot of anxiety here.
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>> But it's okay
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>> going on.
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>> But you have to stop.
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>> Not to be dark
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>> cuz you've also mentioned a lot. You're
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still smoking. You're still smoking.
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>> Yes.
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>> You got to stop smoking.
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>> I have said it a lot.
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>> Yeah. Do you know why you said that?
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>> Not because we're business partners.
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>> Because we're friends.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I do care about the business of it all.
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No,
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>> no, no. I do care about you a lot
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tremendously. And if I'm being honest,
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and I know this is not going to be a
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funny part of the show, but I don't
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care.
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>> My biological father
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>> is
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uh uh perpetually sick because he smoked
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for like 45 years.
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>> I mean, he's got
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>> Did he quit?
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>> He did, dude. But
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>> when
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>> uh got to be 15, 20 years ago.
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>> Why can't he quit? I quit. I'll keep
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smoking then. I'm [ __ ]
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>> No, no, no, no.
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>> The consequences are already in play.
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>> No, you can lessen how bad it is cuz
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your body is Your lungs are incredible.
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They clear out very quickly. Oh,
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>> but if you smoke up until you're like
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60s, you're in deep [ __ ]
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>> Oh, right. You're in deep [ __ ] Yeah.
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>> So, if you quit now, the lungs are
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amazing. They clean out at such a rapid
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rate.
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>> But Keith Richards has always been my
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bar.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You know what I mean? Because, you know,
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there's a legendary story where he
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smoked like two packs of Marble Reds.
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>> Bring a photo of Keith Richards today.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Without makeup.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Without his makeup and hair done.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Go to the first photo. Yeah. There you
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go. That's what you want to look like.
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He's 42.
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>> Yeah. Him and I are the same age.
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>> But my point though, but he's alive
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though.
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>> He's barely alive.
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>> I know. But in my mind, I was like, "Oh,
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Keith." Oh, there it is. That's the
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photo.
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>> That's what he looks like.
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>> That's what he looks like. Yeah, that's
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>> on the left.
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>> On the left.
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>> And by the way, yes, he is alive. Bobby,
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he's a an anomaly and b and b,
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>> if you know nothing about this show,
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once we speak of this on this show,
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>> he will be dead soon.
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>> Everyone we talk about on this show.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Oh my god. Someone sent me a clip.
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>> I guess Eric Dayne passed away. Yeah.
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>> And we talked about him two weeks
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before.
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>> I know. I didn't even want to. Yeah. I
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said his name.
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>> It was just in conversation and we were
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like, "Eric Dayne and we got to stop
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talking about celebrities. They're all
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going to be dead.
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>> Can we talk about celebrities? We want
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to die."
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>> Did he? We
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>> Wait, we did a whole episode on Diddy.
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He didn't die.
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>> Yeah, he didn't die.
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>> So, it doesn't work.
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>> Yeah, it doesn't work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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>> You know who I saw had some celebrity
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beef this week that was wild?
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>> Who?
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>> Was Arquette and Tarantino. Did you see
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this?
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>> Oh, yeah. She's This is what's
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interesting about Hollywood. Now they're
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attacking each other
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>> because she was in Pulp Fiction and then
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she didn't like
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>> Jackie Brown.
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>> No. Wasn't she in Pulp Fiction?
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>> She was. She's mad about the n-word
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scene at the end.
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>> Wait, what? Are
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>> Rosanne? Rosan Arquette.
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>> Oh, Rosanne. Yeah,
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>> she's in Pulp Fiction.
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. She is in
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>> and she doesn't like that he used the
00:13:46
nword in the scene with the h at the
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house with the guys. And she did like a
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whole thing about it. And then Tarantino
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went off online. It was [ __ ] nuts.
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>> He was like, "You didn't seem to uh he's
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uh
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>> Well, this is just what she said.
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>> You take 12 years of slave, which
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supposedly made by an amateur. Steve
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McQueen is very different than Quinton
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>> aur."
00:14:05
>> Wow. When you have a Yeah. She's just
00:14:08
going on about him using the n-word and
00:14:09
saying it's like, you know, cheap and
00:14:11
hack and gross and whatever. And then he
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popped off and he was like, "You had no
00:14:15
problem taking the job from me."
00:14:16
>> Yeah. Al. Also, at the time though, when
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that when that movie was,
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>> it was fun to say. No, no, no, no, no.
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That's not what I'm saying. It's that
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Yeah, it seemed it seemed
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>> um I think if Samuel Jackson wasn't in
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the scene, it would have been weird.
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>> I think there needs to be like, you
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know, I mean, oh well, Sam's fine with
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it.
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>> There's two ways to look at it.
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>> Okay,
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>> that's his quote.
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>> He said, I hope the publicity you're
00:14:39
getting from 132 different media outlets
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writing your name and printing your
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picture was worth disrespecting me and a
00:14:44
film I remember quite clearly you were
00:14:45
thrilled to be a part of. the writer
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director wrote in his statement
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addressed directly to Arquet.
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>> Wow.
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>> Um here's what's interesting. Two ways
00:14:52
to look at this
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>> and let's get some let's get some honest
00:14:54
perspective from the booth as well then.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Especially from filmmaker over there.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> If the calls for the character in almost
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anything that we've ever made in the
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world of art in film, if we're going to
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believe that this is the world in a
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vacuum,
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>> if it calls for the character to use
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certain language, it lines up. When Leo
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went off, right, it was disgusting. But
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that was the character. You mean in
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Django Unchained?
00:15:18
>> Yeah.
00:15:18
>> No.
00:15:19
>> In what? Leo.
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>> In Titanic when he yells n word.
00:15:24
>> Oh yeah, I remember that.
00:15:26
>> Right when he drowns he says it.
00:15:29
>> Yeah. You got to turn it off. But he
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says the n word. Right when he
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>> when
00:15:34
when he said goodbye Rose and then says
00:15:37
the word
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>> he says I remember that.
00:15:40
>> Yeah.
00:15:40
>> No dude in Django he says it. It's very
00:15:42
appropriate for the character. atrocious
00:15:44
to hear. But yeah, what what Tarantino
00:15:46
was doing was
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>> showing how viteral and disgusting these
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people were. It was brilliant. It made
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you loathe a guy that we love. It was
00:15:54
perfect.
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>> The argument that many people have made
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is
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>> this man, it didn't really fit the
00:16:02
character. It was very odd. It was
00:16:04
almost inserted in a way where you go,
00:16:06
this guy lives in the valley, as we
00:16:07
know. He's got a wife.
00:16:09
>> He's friends with these guys. So he's
00:16:11
obviously a little bit of a up to no
00:16:14
goodter,
00:16:15
>> but it doesn't seem it's it it is true
00:16:18
that it doesn't quite fit the character.
00:16:20
>> Yeah, because Leo in um Django is a
00:16:23
plantation, you know what I mean?
00:16:26
>> He's a slave owner.
00:16:27
>> A slave owner. And he would say it, but
00:16:30
a guy that lives in Sherman Oaks
00:16:32
>> also, right? A guy with Sherman Oaks,
00:16:34
right? Who has a
00:16:36
>> Does he have a black wife?
00:16:37
>> Yeah, Bonnie's black. Yes.
00:16:38
>> Yeah, Bonnie's black, right? So maybe
00:16:40
that
00:16:41
>> is Bill Burr.
00:16:42
>> I don't know.
00:16:42
>> I don't know.
00:16:43
>> That's an interesting.
00:16:43
>> Can Bill Burr say it?
00:16:45
>> I'm I How about this? I bet you he
00:16:47
doesn't.
00:16:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:52
>> I bet he doesn't.
00:16:52
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:53
>> I understand the argument where you're
00:16:55
like, I get if things are called
00:16:56
contextually for a character.
00:16:58
>> Yeah.
00:16:59
>> Yes.
00:16:59
>> Yes.
00:17:00
>> But that character
00:17:02
>> wasn't really that.
00:17:04
>> Right. Right. Right.
00:17:06
>> Look, does she need to talk about it
00:17:07
publicly? No.
00:17:08
>> But also, we've all thought it. We've
00:17:09
all been like, "Oo, that was weird."
00:17:10
When he said it, you were like, "Whoa."
00:17:12
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:17:13
>> Because I have that sign outside of my
00:17:15
house.
00:17:19
>> Yeah. Like last night,
00:17:20
>> that fits me.
00:17:21
>> Yeah. But last night I saw Chappelle
00:17:23
Lacy at Swingers, right?
00:17:25
>> He is always at Swingers.
00:17:27
>> HE'S ALWAYS THERE. HE LIVES THERE. HE
00:17:29
LIVES THERE, RIGHT? And he gets that
00:17:30
chicken sandwich.
00:17:31
>> Careful.
00:17:32
>> No, I mean, IT'S NOT FRIED.
00:17:34
>> OKAY.
00:17:34
>> OH, YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. IT'S
00:17:36
IT'S not fried. Yeah. Yeah. He gets that
00:17:37
like just that that you know I know
00:17:39
grilled cheese exact same one every
00:17:41
night.
00:17:41
>> Yeah. The same how he loves that
00:17:43
sandwich
00:17:43
>> every night.
00:17:44
>> But it's it's as if you know I mean I
00:17:45
said it to him last night.
00:17:47
>> Why?
00:17:48
>> No. What I'm saying is that in
00:17:51
>> Why did you say it say it? Well, I
00:17:53
didn't say it. What I'm saying is is
00:17:55
that how casually he says it in the
00:17:58
movie, right? Is like even if you're
00:18:00
with your black friend, you wouldn't
00:18:02
casually say that.
00:18:03
>> No, you wouldn't.
00:18:03
>> You wouldn't. No, you
00:18:05
>> know where you would say
00:18:06
>> you want to say it.
00:18:07
>> Yeah.
00:18:08
>> Yeah. You want to say it, but you
00:18:10
wouldn't casually do it. You know where
00:18:12
you you you know you know when you say
00:18:14
it in front of your black friend
00:18:16
>> when
00:18:17
>> never.
00:18:17
>> Exactly.
00:18:18
>> Yeah.
00:18:18
>> Yeah. You never say it.
00:18:19
>> Yeah. You don't.
00:18:20
>> Yeah. You never say it.
00:18:21
>> I got a fan like a fan to my fan page or
00:18:25
is that or the girl that helps the book
00:18:28
uh the show?
00:18:30
>> Go back. Go back.
00:18:31
>> Sorry.
00:18:32
>> Okay. I got an email through the team
00:18:35
from like a fan or something.
00:18:36
>> Go further back.
00:18:38
>> Okay,
00:18:39
>> I'm kidding.
00:18:40
>> My my dad ran out on my mom and I
00:18:44
>> All right.
00:18:45
>> Oh, I got an email from like a fan page
00:18:47
thing or something and it is a request
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00:18:52
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00:18:55
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00:19:03
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00:19:05
>> Yeah, I'm in.
00:19:07
>> Yeah.
00:19:08
>> No, but as of
00:19:08
>> But Prince Andrew has to be there.
00:19:10
>> It is It's his wedding. It's his
00:19:11
wedding.
00:19:12
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00:19:13
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00:19:16
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00:19:17
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00:19:18
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00:19:21
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00:19:22
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I
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>> Yeah. There's just no way.
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>> No, I would never. But it did make me
00:19:43
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00:19:44
>> cuz they did. They It is weird. We get
00:19:45
Okay. We get people to say, "Can I
00:19:47
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>> Let me ask you this. Last night, um, so
00:24:10
you went up.
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>> Then Ally went up.
00:24:16
>> No. No. Ally
00:24:18
>> went up after you. Yeah. I brought up
00:24:19
and Ally brought me up. Correct. Right.
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And she brought me up. Great intro.
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Right. And um, you know, you tell a
00:24:25
joke, you know, when the guy, previous
00:24:27
person, Right. She took it well, but
00:24:29
some people don't. How do you think
00:24:31
about that?
00:24:32
>> So, what I did was, ladies and
00:24:33
gentlemen, Yeah. Margaret Chow. Funny.
00:24:35
>> Simple. Yeah.
00:24:36
>> A simple, right? She turned around, did
00:24:39
a smirk.
00:24:40
>> Yeah. Like, Right. And Well,
00:24:43
>> yeah. Right.
00:24:43
>> Then went to the lot and her tires.
00:24:46
>> Yeah. But I've I've I've given people,
00:24:48
you know what I mean? That and they
00:24:49
haven't talked to me for years.
00:24:51
>> You Well, you Well, it depends on the
00:24:53
relationship. No, I've had great
00:24:55
relationships with comics where I said
00:24:57
something like I I I'm I'm not afraid to
00:25:00
say it, but do it.
00:25:01
>> You know what I mean? Um, it wasn't even
00:25:03
bad. It was Argus Hamilton.
00:25:05
>> Respect a legend.
00:25:06
>> Legend. Right. Um, great hair day.
00:25:10
Something like it was it wasn't it
00:25:13
wasn't anything. Right.
00:25:14
>> Right. You know what I mean? Two years
00:25:15
later, he's like, I have a resentment
00:25:17
towards you. You know what I mean? My
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hair looked good THAT NIGHT.
00:25:21
I WAS LIKE,
00:25:23
>> "Two years."
00:25:25
>> He was feeling it. Yeah.
00:25:26
>> He was probably
00:25:26
>> I I mean, do you say I mean, do you do a
00:25:28
little slam slam?
00:25:29
>> Uh-uh.
00:25:30
>> You don't.
00:25:31
>> Here's why. Unless it's you. If it's a
00:25:33
>> Oh, you say crazy thing.
00:25:34
>> Well, but you're a friend. It doesn't I
00:25:35
can't You know what? If it's if it's a
00:25:37
certain people, I'll do it. But pretty
00:25:39
rarely. Yeah.
00:25:40
>> Like because Marin and I went back and
00:25:41
forth for a little while because that
00:25:42
[ __ ] He'd give me an intro every
00:25:43
time. I'd be like, I try to be friends
00:25:44
with this guy. We went hiking once. He
00:25:46
never wants to hike with me again. I
00:25:47
don't know if we'll probably never be
00:25:48
friends. Andrew Santino.
00:25:50
>> That's still pretty good.
00:25:51
>> And I'm like, "Thanks for the [ __ ]
00:25:52
>> Yeah, but that's still pretty good
00:25:53
because it shows relationship."
00:25:55
>> I know. But it's not even like a you're
00:25:56
gonna like this guy. It's like here he
00:25:58
is.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You got I pump it up.
00:26:00
>> You got spayed,
00:26:01
>> huh?
00:26:02
>> Got spayed the other night.
00:26:03
>> What did I say about Spade? Oh, yeah.
00:26:05
>> What' you say?
00:26:07
>> What did you What did you say? What did
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you say? What did you say? What? What
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did you say?
00:26:10
>> What? I was like, "Give it up for that
00:26:11
guy." What did I say?
00:26:12
>> He needs it.
00:26:13
>> He needs it.
00:26:15
>> That See,
00:26:16
>> it crushed.
00:26:17
>> It crushed. But David loves that kind of
00:26:18
stuff.
00:26:19
>> He does. He's He's He's great about
00:26:20
stuff like that.
00:26:21
>> There's certain people that enjoy it
00:26:22
because they kind of think it's fun. He
00:26:24
also, if you saw from, he was holding me
00:26:26
from going on stage.
00:26:28
>> You do. That's the It's a good fun bit.
00:26:30
>> He stops me from getting on stage. He
00:26:32
pretends he needs to like talk to me or
00:26:33
something and he's just making you wait
00:26:35
longer. And the host is going
00:26:37
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:37
>> Get to the stage.
00:26:38
>> And I don't know if it's for them or the
00:26:40
host suffering.
00:26:41
>> It's both.
00:26:42
>> Yeah. Yeah. I think you're having two
00:26:43
people suffer. Yeah. Yeah. Because the
00:26:45
host is always a newer comic and they
00:26:47
don't know what to do.
00:26:49
>> That's what I like.
00:26:49
>> They keep going.
00:26:50
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then sometimes they'll
00:26:52
look at the curtain,
00:26:54
>> see if anyone's see if anyone's back
00:26:56
there, right? They get really nervous.
00:26:57
>> Yeah, they do.
00:26:58
>> Yeah. I do a one minute rule with Ramsey
00:27:00
Badawi.
00:27:01
>> Oh my god.
00:27:02
>> I go one minute.
00:27:03
>> What does that mean?
00:27:04
>> He doesn't get to get on stage for a
00:27:05
minute after his name is announced.
00:27:07
>> One minute.
00:27:08
>> One minute rule.
00:27:09
>> Oh my god.
00:27:10
>> It's the best.
00:27:11
>> Does he tank? That's That's
00:27:12
>> Yes.
00:27:14
It's a challenge
00:27:15
>> to dig out of that hole.
00:27:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. You got to learn.
00:27:18
>> You throw him in the well.
00:27:19
>> Yeah. You You got to throw him in the
00:27:20
wild, dude.
00:27:20
>> Go get out.
00:27:21
>> Yeah. Buffalo Bill style, dude.
00:27:22
>> Put the lotion back.
00:27:23
>> Yeah. The nails have to be in the wall.
00:27:26
All right. So, what I do is I'll I'll
00:27:29
grab the wrist. I apologize. I know. I
00:27:30
realized when we Googled it that wrist
00:27:32
grabbing is bad. I won't do it again.
00:27:34
Right. But, but when I didn't know that,
00:27:36
right, I would grab his wrist or I would
00:27:37
close the green room door. Yeah.
00:27:39
>> And I would look right a minute and he
00:27:40
go, "Come on, Bob."
00:27:42
>> Right. They're already clapping for him.
00:27:44
>> Yeah, they they're waiting.
00:27:44
>> Yeah. And
00:27:46
how much more? I go 44 five more
00:27:48
seconds.
00:27:49
>> Oh my god.
00:27:50
>> It's great.
00:27:50
>> It's so uncomfortable.
00:27:51
>> Yeah. And then I'll gradually open the
00:27:53
door. He'll run out there. Right. But
00:27:55
sometimes he kills with it
00:27:56
>> cuz he usually
00:27:57
>> cuz he he tells the truth.
00:27:59
>> Bobby locked me in the room for me,
00:28:01
right?
00:28:02
>> Yeah. He'll figure out a way
00:28:03
>> and that's going to crush.
00:28:04
>> Yeah. Because they used to do that to me
00:28:06
when I was opening for
00:28:07
>> Who did that?
00:28:08
>> So I used to I don't know. I've told
00:28:09
this before. I mean, I've told this
00:28:11
before, but
00:28:11
>> Mensia did it.
00:28:13
>> Do you know remember why though?
00:28:14
>> No.
00:28:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, I used to have this bit
00:28:17
where
00:28:20
>> I would do my hair like this.
00:28:22
>> Yeah.
00:28:23
>> Right.
00:28:23
>> Yeah.
00:28:24
>> And I would go up on stage, right? And I
00:28:26
would and just the look would be funny.
00:28:28
>> Right.
00:28:29
>> Right. So, I they would people would
00:28:30
just laugh and I would have like a I
00:28:32
just stare at the audience like that,
00:28:34
right? For like 30 seconds. I go, I'm
00:28:36
not really Asian. I just woke up
00:28:39
and it
00:28:40
>> that's a great bit,
00:28:41
>> dude.
00:28:42
>> Crush Crush.
00:28:43
>> Yeah.
00:28:44
>> Back in the late '9s.
00:28:45
>> Dude, Crushville.
00:28:47
>> Bring that back.
00:28:48
>> Bring back that back. Right.
00:28:49
>> So good.
00:28:49
>> And then you know what Mensia said one
00:28:50
night?
00:28:51
>> What?
00:28:51
>> He threw at me a hat.
00:28:53
>> He goes, "You're not doing that bit
00:28:54
again."
00:28:55
>> Why?
00:28:56
>> It's a crutch.
00:28:58
>> It's a funny joke.
00:28:59
>> I know. But he he put he threw me a hat
00:29:01
>> because Did you do it to open every
00:29:02
show?
00:29:02
>> Every show.
00:29:03
>> Well, that's okay.
00:29:04
>> Yeah. Every show I would use it, right?
00:29:05
Right. And he he thought that it was not
00:29:08
helping me,
00:29:09
>> right? And so he gave me a hat. I would
00:29:11
have to wear a hat and not do that bit.
00:29:12
>> Okay. Well, I get what he's doing.
00:29:14
>> No, but he's trying to It's about
00:29:15
teaching.
00:29:15
>> Yes. You're you're coaching.
00:29:16
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:17
>> But you got to know you got to know it's
00:29:18
good, but you got to grow.
00:29:20
>> Yeah. And that anxiety. I don't know
00:29:22
what I'm teaching with the one minute.
00:29:26
>> I don't know. I I KNOW THAT THERE'S A
00:29:28
LESSON THERE SOMEWHERE.
00:29:29
>> I know there's a lesson there somewhere.
00:29:30
I just don't know what it is yet. Yeah.
00:29:31
Yeah.
00:29:31
>> I don't know what it doesn't matter. He
00:29:33
Maybe he needs to find out what the
00:29:34
lesson is. Maybe that's on it's on the
00:29:36
student, not the teacher. The teacher
00:29:37
doesn't need to know.
00:29:38
>> The teacher doesn't know need to know.
00:29:40
>> The student
00:29:41
must figure out the right. Here's
00:29:44
another thing I used to do.
00:29:46
>> All right. You have to say yaba daba.
00:29:49
>> Ya daba doo
00:29:50
>> five times in your set and you can't
00:29:51
tell the audience why.
00:29:53
>> Oh my god.
00:29:54
>> It's a great one.
00:29:55
>> Just in the middle of it be like, well,
00:29:56
you know, yaba da doo.
00:29:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:59
>> And you use it as a filler. So if you go
00:30:01
and my mom and dad, they they're they're
00:30:03
moving and yaba. Yeah. And
00:30:04
>> so then Yeah. You have to throw it in.
00:30:06
>> Yeah. Because you know they used to be
00:30:08
those those those like hamburger.
00:30:11
>> Oh
00:30:12
>> hamburger.
00:30:12
>> You know the comic hamburger.
00:30:13
>> Oh hamburger.
00:30:14
>> Yeah. Hamburger. Right. They used to do
00:30:17
that between Joe. That was their hook
00:30:19
line
00:30:20
>> back in the 80s or '9s.
00:30:23
>> They used to have hook lines. You know
00:30:24
what I mean? Like you know chicken fried
00:30:25
steak. You know what I mean? Just in the
00:30:26
middle of just the middle of nowhere and
00:30:29
the whole audience would chant it.
00:30:30
Chicken fried steak. Right. So that's
00:30:33
what I'm teaching. Right.
00:30:34
>> Yeah. Maybe yaba daba do is the thing.
00:30:35
>> But chicken fried steak is also great.
00:30:37
That is great. A great line.
00:30:38
>> Here's another thing I used to do.
00:30:39
Right. You have to hopscotch one time
00:30:42
from one end of the stage to the other
00:30:43
and not tell the audience why
00:30:45
>> while you're in the middle of set.
00:30:46
>> No. In between jokes.
00:30:49
>> So you did they punch and then they have
00:30:51
to
00:30:53
across the stage and I'm in No one's
00:30:55
laughing but I'm I'm in the back of the
00:30:57
room.
00:30:57
>> You're laughing.
00:30:58
>> Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. I'm just
00:31:02
gackling. That's solely for you. That's
00:31:04
for you.
00:31:04
>> It's only for me.
00:31:05
>> Cuz I've never I don't I God, I'm a
00:31:06
boring headliner. I'm like, get out
00:31:08
there and have fun.
00:31:10
>> No, you got to do challenges.
00:31:11
>> I can't I just I'm scared of making them
00:31:13
uncomfortable. I'm nervous that they're
00:31:15
going to be like
00:31:15
>> I think this is back in the day. You
00:31:18
know what I mean?
00:31:18
>> Yeah. Not now.
00:31:19
>> Yeah. You [ __ ] with Ramsey now.
00:31:21
>> Only Ramsey now. But But I'll tell you
00:31:22
why, Ramsey. I've He owes me his life.
00:31:26
>> Why?
00:31:26
>> I've given him everything.
00:31:28
>> You've given him a lot of opportunity.
00:31:29
>> I give him a lot of opportunity. We're
00:31:30
very close. I talked to him last night.
00:31:32
We're good friends.
00:31:33
>> You do love him.
00:31:33
>> Yeah. So, he's not just an opener. He's
00:31:35
now turned into a friend. So, I feel
00:31:37
like we can [ __ ] with each other. He
00:31:38
[ __ ] with me as well.
00:31:39
>> Well, you know what's next? You're
00:31:40
friends. You might as well be business
00:31:41
partners with him.
00:31:43
>> Maybe one day,
00:31:44
>> dude. I watched Soft White Underbelly.
00:31:47
>> Yeah, I love him.
00:31:48
>> Those are I cannot stop watching.
00:31:50
>> Some of them were hot. The Homeless
00:31:51
Girls.
00:31:52
>> So many of them.
00:31:52
>> Oh my god. I GOT YOU CAN LIVE AT MY
00:31:54
HOUSE FOR FREE.
00:31:57
>> And you know what? The Soft Fight
00:31:58
Underbelly, you know what's crazy about
00:32:00
this? He'll go back like he'll go back
00:32:03
like eight, nine months later.
00:32:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. See what they're doing.
00:32:06
>> AND THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING.
00:32:07
>> SAME THING. Same thing. Yeah. Like this
00:32:08
girl.
00:32:08
>> Beautiful.
00:32:09
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:10
>> Beautiful.
00:32:10
>> All she needs to get on is like, you
00:32:12
know, um she just needs to get on
00:32:14
>> Accutane. Look at her face.
00:32:15
>> No, buddy. That's a tattoo.
00:32:16
>> Oh, that is Oh, [ __ ]
00:32:19
>> It is crazy.
00:32:20
>> Yeah. Oh, man. That's a good one. Yeah.
00:32:23
>> Wait a minute. Is that a bruise?
00:32:24
>> No, she's half panda.
00:32:29
It's one of those new hybrids, right?
00:32:31
>> Yeah.
00:32:32
>> Wow.
00:32:33
>> Like like this like this girl, like for
00:32:35
instance, if she Okay, that the last
00:32:36
girl that you had,
00:32:37
>> this girl's gorgeous.
00:32:38
>> Gorgeous, right? You're single, right?
00:32:41
>> Yeah.
00:32:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
00:32:43
>> if this girl said to me, "Hey, I'm in
00:32:45
the throws of addiction. I live on the
00:32:47
streets. I'm sharing needles with
00:32:48
strangers. I'm sleeping with people for
00:32:50
money.
00:32:51
>> What do you think?" And I go, "Come on
00:32:53
in."
00:32:54
>> But then your TV is missing. So what?
00:32:56
Oh, yeah. You're right. Get a new TV.
00:32:57
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:58
>> Get a new TV.
00:32:59
>> She robs all my friends.
00:33:00
>> And then like late at night, she's in
00:33:01
the bathroom. You hear scratching sounds
00:33:03
for some reason.
00:33:05
>> Like, what is she doing in there? Right.
00:33:07
>> We should note
00:33:09
>> Yeah.
00:33:09
>> This is very sad.
00:33:10
>> Sad. It's very sad. Very sad. Very sad.
00:33:12
>> No, what it is is we love the interviews
00:33:14
cuz they're powerful as [ __ ] We We get
00:33:15
to see the window into this life of
00:33:17
addiction that is [ __ ] It's dark and
00:33:19
wild and it takes everyone. The point
00:33:21
we're making is
00:33:22
>> addiction knows no bounds. It doesn't
00:33:24
matter where you're from, what color you
00:33:25
are, how much money you came from, but
00:33:27
it's everybody. And then these
00:33:29
interviews are [ __ ] so powerful.
00:33:32
>> Yeah. The real feeler soul, man. You're
00:33:34
like, I can't How could like sometimes
00:33:36
you'll see a kid who's like 20 years
00:33:37
old.
00:33:38
>> Yeah.
00:33:38
>> And he's like, I haven't been home since
00:33:39
I was 16. YOU'RE LIKE, WHY?
00:33:41
>> YEAH. A lot of it's nurture, though.
00:33:43
>> It's not nature.
00:33:44
>> Yeah.
00:33:45
>> It's all nurture.
00:33:46
>> I think most of it's nurture. I think
00:33:48
that um you know,
00:33:49
>> well, you don't addiction.
00:33:50
>> I think addiction I think addiction is
00:33:52
nature, right? But if you have I know,
00:33:53
but if you have great parents, right,
00:33:55
you can navigate it.
00:33:57
>> I I I think so. But I think so
00:33:59
>> I think that without my parents cuz I
00:34:00
got sober when I was 17, right? My
00:34:03
parents threw me in rehab a lot, right?
00:34:06
And they never stopped caring. They
00:34:08
never stopped trying,
00:34:09
>> you know?
00:34:09
>> Yeah, that's important.
00:34:10
>> I think that's important.
00:34:11
>> But also, if you have a broken home,
00:34:13
right, your parents aren't there.
00:34:14
They're in their own addiction, right?
00:34:16
You know what I mean? Uh you have no
00:34:17
money,
00:34:18
>> you know? I mean I mean these things,
00:34:19
>> it's a layered effect.
00:34:20
>> It's a layered effect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:22
And it and it gets harder and harder.
00:34:23
>> Yeah.
00:34:24
>> Well, I'm happy that you're sober.
00:34:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what my
00:34:26
point is is that it's more it's I know
00:34:28
it's a combination of both.
00:34:29
>> It is sweating.
00:34:30
>> Yeah. Why are you sweating now?
00:34:32
>> Because of the um
00:34:33
>> I know. I know.
00:34:33
>> Withdrawal.
00:34:34
>> Withdrawal.
00:34:34
>> Okay. So, how about it though? What What
00:34:36
is What's the in intake of nicotine now?
00:34:38
How much?
00:34:39
>> I don't know. This one has
00:34:40
>> How many pouches a day?
00:34:42
>> Six mgs. Probably three.
00:34:44
>> Three a day. Yeah. That's not that bad.
00:34:46
Yeah.
00:34:46
>> I mean, I guess what do I know? But I
00:34:47
feel like that's not that bad. I feel
00:34:48
like the average has got to be way
00:34:49
higher. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:50
>> Oh, you'll be proud of me. Last night I
00:34:52
was laying in bed and I put away my
00:34:55
phone cuz I was thinking about our
00:34:56
screen time conversation.
00:34:57
>> And so I put it away and I didn't touch
00:35:00
it
00:35:00
>> until
00:35:01
>> made coffee in the morning, walked the
00:35:03
dog, dropped a deuce, played with the
00:35:05
dog in the backyard. Then when I was
00:35:07
finally done with that, made a little
00:35:09
snacky breakfast and then I picked up my
00:35:11
phone.
00:35:11
>> You know, um I love you and I know we're
00:35:13
business partners and friends. I think
00:35:15
that's a lie.
00:35:16
>> Why?
00:35:16
>> Because last night you sent me a Tik Tok
00:35:18
video. at that time. What time?
00:35:21
>> Let me see. What time you took a Senate?
00:35:22
>> Well, I pro I wasn't in bed yet.
00:35:24
>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
00:35:25
>> I wasn't in bed yet.
00:35:26
>> Okay, let me just see. Let me just see
00:35:27
>> what time.
00:35:27
>> Let me see. So, uh, there you
00:35:32
um,
00:35:33
>> what time?
00:35:33
>> Hold on. I got to go down because I get
00:35:35
Oh, there you go. I go. Haha. Haha. So,
00:35:37
time was at what? So, what time did you
00:35:39
say you you put your phone down?
00:35:41
>> When I went to bed.
00:35:42
>> Yeah. What time?
00:35:43
>> 1:30.
00:35:44
>> That's when you put you put your phone
00:35:45
down.
00:35:45
>> 1:30 or 2:00 in the morning. 1. No.
00:35:47
12:30 or 1. Maybe that maybe it's closer
00:35:49
to 1:00.
00:35:49
>> Okay. 12:15 you sent it.
00:35:51
>> Okay. So, that would mean
00:35:52
>> Okay, you're right.
00:35:52
>> Yeah.
00:35:52
>> Okay.
00:35:53
>> I I don't go to bed.
00:35:54
>> I thought it was much later, right?
00:35:56
Because I was like, he's texting me.
00:35:57
He's You know what I mean? Sending me a
00:35:59
I was on the couch with the dog.
00:36:00
>> Can I show them what you sent me or
00:36:01
>> It's one of the funniest
00:36:02
>> Well, I was on the couch with the dog
00:36:04
scrolling through my phone
00:36:05
>> because she had to get up early. Yeah.
00:36:06
>> And so when I sleep, I sleep in the
00:36:08
other room cuz she's got to get up
00:36:09
early. So, I'm sitting on my phone
00:36:11
playing with the dog. And then I said, I
00:36:12
know what I'm going to do. I'm going to
00:36:13
brush my teeth and I'm going to lay in
00:36:15
bed and just stay on my phone.
00:36:16
>> But I didn't. and I left the phone, but
00:36:18
that is one of the last texts I sent.
00:36:20
Show them the video that you can send it
00:36:21
to.
00:36:22
>> Text it to Carlos. Play this video. I
00:36:24
So, here I am sitting on the couch
00:36:26
>> petting the dog, tick- tocking away
00:36:28
before I go to bed. And I see this video
00:36:30
and I think Bobb's got to see this right
00:36:32
away.
00:36:49
This is what he sent me at midnight.
00:36:57
>> But here's what I don't even know what's
00:36:59
going on really to be honest with you.
00:37:00
>> They don't either.
00:37:01
>> Okay.
00:37:02
>> This is
00:37:02
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:03
>> She's singing a song and having her
00:37:04
daughter or sister sing along.
00:37:06
>> I just think the
00:37:07
>> But what's the funny part?
00:37:11
You send crazy stuff. You
00:37:13
>> what?
00:37:14
>> Yeah, you send the most wild [ __ ] dude.
00:37:16
>> Guys with no head.
00:37:18
>> Yeah, but that's unbelievable. How are
00:37:20
they living?
00:37:21
>> I was I was impressed by her talent. Is
00:37:24
this Did she post this?
00:37:26
>> And if she did, what was the goal?
00:37:28
>> Yeah.
00:37:29
>> So, I'm thinking, what am I supposed to
00:37:31
feel? Yeah.
00:37:31
>> That's why the internet's beautiful. You
00:37:33
interpret it as you may. The second
00:37:34
thing I would like to add is that the
00:37:36
little one feels like doesn't want to be
00:37:38
there.
00:37:39
>> No. Yeah,
00:37:40
>> it's forced.
00:37:41
>> It's for clicks.
00:37:42
>> It's forced. Yeah.
00:37:43
>> Yeah. Go to just zoom in on the girl the
00:37:45
whole time.
00:37:46
>> Excuse me, Sabrina. Do you want to do a
00:37:47
video?
00:37:48
>> No. No.
00:37:50
>> Zoom in. Is
00:37:51
>> that joke sucked?
00:37:52
>> No, it was good.
00:37:53
>> That joke was bad.
00:37:54
>> It was good.
00:37:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm sweating, dude.
00:37:55
>> All right, let's see.
00:37:56
>> Yeah.
00:37:56
>> Just zoom in on her. Start it all over
00:37:58
again and let's just see her from the
00:38:00
beginning and just go to her face.
00:38:12
You're right.
00:38:14
>> He She doesn't want to be there.
00:38:15
>> She does not.
00:38:15
>> It's a hostage situation.
00:38:16
>> This is a hostage.
00:38:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:17
>> And they put the dog in the background
00:38:19
to give people some semblance.
00:38:20
>> I don't even see the dog. Where's the
00:38:21
dog?
00:38:21
>> Watch. It'll poke right there.
00:38:22
>> Where's I don't even see the dog.
00:38:23
>> Right there. Yeah. Where you
00:38:24
>> have to watch the video again.
00:38:25
>> What?
00:38:26
>> Oh, there is the dog.
00:38:28
>> Look at that.
00:38:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. What a cute dog.
00:38:30
>> Huh? The dog has like eight eyes or
00:38:33
something on its forehead.
00:38:33
>> Oh, maybe this is AI.
00:38:35
>> I It could be AI.
00:38:37
>> Is AI getting me all the time? And I
00:38:39
don't even know half.
00:38:40
>> I think AI is so crazy, dude.
00:38:41
>> Do Do you think models are in trouble?
00:38:44
>> Because of AI?
00:38:45
>> Uh,
00:38:47
well, I know why you're asking that.
00:38:49
>> Why are you asking?
00:38:50
>> Because on Instagram,
00:38:51
>> I asked. I mean, why am I asking?
00:38:54
>> Because on Instagram,
00:38:55
>> sometimes I don't know.
00:38:56
>> I've seen I know.
00:38:58
>> Do you? Well, you've sent me some of the
00:38:59
girls that you're questioning.
00:39:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. I go, "Is this real?
00:39:02
>> Real or no?" Yeah. And I go, "No, it's
00:39:03
not." But it is funny. Some of them are
00:39:05
so They're so good at copying real
00:39:07
influencers. Yeah.
00:39:09
>> That I You don't know cuz how about
00:39:11
this? The real influencers are putting
00:39:13
so many filters on, they look AI now.
00:39:15
>> Exactly.
00:39:16
>> So, it's like a hat on a hat now.
00:39:19
>> Yeah. They all look fake. So, the fakes
00:39:21
look more real than the fake then people
00:39:23
It's [ __ ]
00:39:23
>> I think filters should be illegal on
00:39:25
dating apps. That is a very good point.
00:39:28
>> I know. I'm being real.
00:39:29
>> No, no, no. There is an app that does
00:39:30
that. There's a there's there's one that
00:39:32
you it can't use makeup and stuff.
00:39:36
There's like a
00:39:36
>> Oh,
00:39:38
>> what is that one? Someone talk to me
00:39:40
about there. There's a dating app where
00:39:41
people are like in the raw or something.
00:39:43
Yeah. Real. Is that what it's called?
00:39:44
>> I don't know.
00:39:45
>> Whatever.
00:39:46
>> Yeah.
00:39:46
>> But Bobby Lee's new app is going to be
00:39:48
no makeup. No.
00:39:50
>> Oh, you can wear makeup.
00:39:51
>> No. No filters. No.
00:39:52
>> Yeah. Yeah. But but filters are
00:39:53
>> Let me see you first thing in the
00:39:55
morning. Do your hair and do your face
00:39:56
again. What?
00:39:57
>> Your hair and your face again.
00:39:59
>> This is your date. This should be There
00:40:00
should be a dating app where everybody
00:40:02
looks like this.
00:40:06
>> That would be amazing. Amazing.
00:40:07
>> The first thing in the morning in the
00:40:09
morning. First thing in the morning.
00:40:10
>> First thing in the morning, dude.
00:40:11
>> Dude, that's first thing in the morning.
00:40:13
>> We Oh, I'd get no matches.
00:40:15
>> That's not our problem.
00:40:16
>> That's not our problem.
00:40:17
>> Yeah.
00:40:18
>> Your can stay on.
00:40:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stay on the thing.
00:40:20
>> That's where there's AI. By the way, I
00:40:22
get fooled by Hinge AI girls. That's why
00:40:25
I just said it should be illegal.
00:40:27
>> Thank you. I I
00:40:29
You're welcome. I'll vote for you then.
00:40:30
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you'd like to
00:40:32
get on our app first thing in the
00:40:33
morning, it's all natural. It's
00:40:34
completely verified by humans to make
00:40:36
sure you're human. You have to call our
00:40:38
call center to verify that you're human.
00:40:40
>> But I'm going to be working at the call
00:40:41
center.
00:40:42
>> Correct.
00:40:42
>> Okay.
00:40:43
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:43
>> And you can reap some of the benefits.
00:40:44
You can go, "Hey, you know, I work at
00:40:46
the call center. So, if you want to wear
00:40:48
makeup and not wear your first photo,
00:40:50
corrupt it. Corrupt the system.
00:40:51
Something has to corrupt it. give them a
00:40:53
blue check mark kind of thing.
00:40:54
>> 100% validate that
00:40:55
>> first thing I'm being real. That's a
00:40:57
good idea.
00:40:58
>> First thing in the morning is awesome.
00:40:59
>> A dating app. Yeah, that's a really good
00:41:00
that's genius
00:41:01
>> because it will force people to go don't
00:41:03
try to look good for this first thing in
00:41:04
the morning photo. We will call you out.
00:41:06
Yeah.
00:41:07
>> So, first thing in the morning is the
00:41:08
app that Bob and I are creating. It's a
00:41:09
dating app where you take a photo right
00:41:11
when you
00:41:12
>> every photo is right in the morning.
00:41:13
>> Right. When the morning, by the way,
00:41:15
you're allowed to every day you're
00:41:17
allowed to update and change that photo.
00:41:18
Like, let's say you don't like it. You
00:41:20
are allowed to change every You can
00:41:21
leave it in perpetuity, but you can
00:41:23
>> No, no. You You could take as many
00:41:24
photos as you want and choose. Oh,
00:41:26
>> no. No, no. I like I like the idea of
00:41:28
your profile photo is you right first
00:41:31
thing in the morning. Yeah.
00:41:32
>> If you want to change it, you have to
00:41:33
wait a full day. So once you upload it,
00:41:35
that's got to stay.
00:41:37
>> And you can leave it for a few days if
00:41:38
you want.
00:41:39
>> Yeah. But dating apps, you need five or
00:41:40
six on your page.
00:41:41
>> No, no. The joke of first thing in the
00:41:42
morning is this.
00:41:43
>> It's not a joke. It's a real app. Sorry.
00:41:46
Not
00:41:46
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>> That's right. Well, because you want to
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>> Why do you want to make it a joke? Cuz
00:45:59
it is a joke.
00:46:00
>> It's a death jam.
00:46:02
You know what I mean?
00:46:04
>> Yeah, it kind of is.
00:46:04
>> No, no, no. We do it. I'm being real. We
00:46:07
make a real app first
00:46:09
>> called First thing in the morning where
00:46:10
it's just natural pictures of people
00:46:12
where people really know who what you
00:46:14
look like. But the problem I have is if
00:46:16
you let them upload multitudes of
00:46:18
photos, they are going to try to
00:46:19
manipulate those to look better as time
00:46:21
go. So that's my point. If you have one
00:46:23
photo, that's all you get. That's who
00:46:25
how you engage. That's more interesting
00:46:26
to me to go that's the one thing I have
00:46:28
to work with. Let me go from there.
00:46:30
Otherwise, people are going to try to
00:46:31
make those other photos look better.
00:46:33
They're going to they're going to find a
00:46:35
way to look as sexy as they can first
00:46:37
thing in the morning.
00:46:38
>> Yeah. But you can
00:46:39
>> you just have to upload one a day and a
00:46:42
day. It goes into your
00:46:43
>> That's what I'm saying. So upload every
00:46:44
day. You have to upload every day.
00:46:46
>> And you can keep the one that you liked
00:46:47
3 days ago and not upload.
00:46:49
>> Pin it.
00:46:50
>> You can pin it. You can pin it.
00:46:51
>> You can pin it.
00:46:52
>> Okay. Good. Good. Good. All right. Good.
00:46:54
Good. Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:54
>> And then what's
00:46:55
>> How do you start it?
00:46:56
>> We'll get an app guy.
00:46:58
>> By the way, there's an app guy listening
00:46:59
to our pod development again as we
00:47:01
speak.
00:47:01
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:02
>> And he's like, "Got it. I'm going to
00:47:03
make a billion dollars."
00:47:04
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:04
>> We should hire someone to develop that
00:47:06
app.
00:47:06
>> Yeah.
00:47:07
>> First thing and we've talked about it
00:47:08
too much.
00:47:08
>> Yeah.
00:47:10
>> So AI
00:47:10
>> I honestly think it's a good idea.
00:47:12
>> It's a very good idea.
00:47:12
>> Yeah. Don't you think it's a good idea?
00:47:14
Natural. Yeah. Yeah. Because we've been
00:47:17
deceived.
00:47:18
>> You know what I mean?
00:47:18
>> How about this one?
00:47:19
>> Deceiving you?
00:47:20
>> No. No. No. You like roll up to a house
00:47:22
and you see them walking out of the
00:47:23
house and then you just drive away.
00:47:25
>> That's happened. But I've gone That's
00:47:26
happened before.
00:47:27
>> I've gone out with them. I don't
00:47:28
>> Me, too. I've done that, too.
00:47:29
>> Horrible.
00:47:30
>> Like, come on in.
00:47:30
>> No, I see these stories. Wonka Wonka
00:47:32
Wonka.
00:47:36
You a Star Wars AI movie.
00:47:42
How come I see these stories online of
00:47:44
so many of these women being stood up on
00:47:46
these dates? Is this [ __ ] though? Is
00:47:48
this [ __ ]
00:47:49
>> Because I see these Tik Toks or these
00:47:50
Instagram reels of people being like, "I
00:47:52
got stood up again." And I'm like,
00:47:54
>> "Is this happening that much?"
00:47:56
>> But I feel like it's happening the other
00:47:57
way.
00:47:58
>> Girls are standing up, dudes. For sure.
00:48:00
You've been stood up
00:48:02
>> twice. I've stood up more girls than
00:48:04
not. So, I've actually done it.
00:48:05
>> Oh [ __ ] Really?
00:48:06
>> I've done it through scheduling. I've
00:48:08
done it.
00:48:09
>> Yeah. Flaking. Yeah.
00:48:10
>> No, not flaking. I just scheduling.
00:48:12
What do you mean? What's the difference?
00:48:13
>> Oh, like something comes up like, you
00:48:14
know,
00:48:15
>> oh, a fake thing.
00:48:16
>> I got one more dating app for us.
00:48:17
>> Oh, give me another one.
00:48:18
>> Um, uh, I don't feel so good. That's
00:48:21
what it's called. I don't feel so good.
00:48:23
>> You see them at that worst
00:48:24
>> and when they're sick.
00:48:25
>> Oh, that's a good one.
00:48:27
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:27
>> I don't feel so good. So, the whole the
00:48:30
the purpose
00:48:30
>> Oh, let's call it the way.
00:48:31
>> Yeah.
00:48:32
>> Diseases, too.
00:48:32
>> Diseases. Yeah. Yeah. Can you take a
00:48:35
look at this? That's what it's called.
00:48:36
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:37
>> Does this look bad to you?
00:48:38
>> Tumors.
00:48:39
>> Tumors.
00:48:41
tumors website.
00:48:42
>> Yeah, tumors.
00:48:43
>> Do you have tumors? Yeah,
00:48:44
>> I do too.
00:48:46
>> Yeah.
00:48:48
>> Uh,
00:48:48
>> honestly, I I think I'm I think a sick
00:48:51
one where where the photos of you or
00:48:54
when you have been very sick are very
00:48:56
It's very funny cuz what you look like
00:48:58
when you're sick,
00:48:59
>> that's the [ __ ] That's way worse than
00:49:01
first thing in the morning.
00:49:02
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:49:02
>> Cuz when you're sick, you look the
00:49:04
worst.
00:49:05
>> Yeah. I don't know. I don't I don't
00:49:07
know. Yeah. Yeah. I think Yeah.
00:49:09
>> I know. I'm experimenting.
00:49:10
>> I KNOW YOU ARE. FIRST thing in the
00:49:11
morning.
00:49:11
>> I'm an app developer.
00:49:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. First Yeah, first. All
00:49:14
right.
00:49:14
>> First thing in the morning, we'll take
00:49:16
like that way. Yeah.
00:49:17
>> Someone is doing it. You know that.
00:49:19
>> What's up, dog?
00:49:19
>> Buddy.
00:49:21
>> Is that All Saints? What are you wearing
00:49:22
there, Mike?
00:49:22
>> Oh, see, he's interested in the clothes
00:49:24
already.
00:49:24
>> Oh, you like the shirt?
00:49:25
>> Yeah, I like the fit cuz I don't
00:49:26
>> This is my merch.
00:49:27
>> Oh, this is your merch.
00:49:28
>> Really good fit there. Thank you.
00:49:30
>> The pants, too.
00:49:30
>> Uh, this is Puma.
00:49:32
>> I rock Puma. Nothing but Puma. And then
00:49:33
the shirt says, "Buildings don't fall
00:49:35
like that."
00:49:36
>> Yeah. Wow.
00:49:36
>> Yeah. which is just a fun
00:49:38
>> 911. But
00:49:39
>> you get it. You got YouTube.
00:49:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:41
>> I'm a YouTube guy.
00:49:42
>> You know, buildings don't fall like
00:49:43
that, do they? They don't.
00:49:44
>> I think it's important to talk.
00:49:47
>> I think
00:49:47
>> and laugh about it. Now, first of all,
00:49:49
it used to be funny. Now it's just too
00:49:50
true.
00:49:51
>> Yeah.
00:49:51
>> Well, too much people know.
00:49:53
>> We found out all the conspiracy theories
00:49:54
turned out to be real.
00:49:55
>> Yeah.
00:49:56
>> Qanon is was correct on almost
00:49:58
everything they predicted.
00:49:59
>> Nailed it.
00:50:00
>> Pizza. Pizza.
00:50:01
>> Honestly, I was I was nailing it the
00:50:02
last 12 years. Hammered drunk at most
00:50:04
bars.
00:50:04
>> Yeah. You were telling people the truth.
00:50:06
Now I'm like I'm calling people like,
00:50:07
"Dude, I was right the whole time."
00:50:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm still on your fit
00:50:10
though.
00:50:10
>> Yeah. Like he loves the fit.
00:50:12
>> The shoes.
00:50:12
>> Puma also.
00:50:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. White brand new.
00:50:15
>> Uh, no. I keep them clean. I got some
00:50:17
dirt. I get the same ones dirty.
00:50:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. You look good today, man.
00:50:20
>> Thank you, bro. Insinuating I look bad
00:50:23
most days.
00:50:23
>> No, not
00:50:26
wait. I'm sorry. No, no, no. That's what
00:50:28
I was insinuating. Is that the word?
00:50:30
>> It is.
00:50:30
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was just
00:50:31
saying I was giving you a compliment.
00:50:33
How nice you look today. Thank you.
00:50:35
>> That's all it was. Yeah.
00:50:36
>> Cincinnati's finest. Cincinnati, right?
00:50:38
>> Oh, yeah.
00:50:38
>> Cincinnati.
00:50:39
>> Yeah. We're a couple Midwest boys that
00:50:40
attended a great university in the
00:50:42
desert.
00:50:42
>> That's right, dude.
00:50:43
>> Phoenix.
00:50:44
>> Arizona State. Go Devil.
00:50:45
>> That's his That's his mother. This his
00:50:46
mother's home now.
00:50:47
>> Really? What are her cross streets?
00:50:49
>> Tell them.
00:50:50
>> If I was going to focus on one of the
00:50:51
windows in the home, which would I
00:50:53
>> That's a good one.
00:50:54
>> Thank you.
00:50:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You like Asian ladies?
00:50:56
>> You know what? I got one at the crib
00:50:58
right now.
00:50:59
>> Do you really?
00:51:00
>> Your girlfriend's Asian?
00:51:01
>> Yeah.
00:51:01
>> Yeah. Do I know her? No, she's I don't
00:51:04
date other comics. I try not to. I I
00:51:06
don't I actually
00:51:08
know her. Do I know her? You know what?
00:51:10
Honestly, MIKE, I SEE MIKE AT that
00:51:12
conference all the time.
00:51:13
>> I know you guys all know each other.
00:51:14
>> You're right. Right. So, you mean there
00:51:16
could have
00:51:17
>> You know what? We live close to your
00:51:18
hood. I live by K Town. So,
00:51:21
>> I drive home sometime and just We don't
00:51:23
know each other too well, but I'm always
00:51:24
like, "What if I just turned and saw
00:51:25
Bobby Lee just getting a handy in the
00:51:26
alley?"
00:51:27
>> Yeah. K Town. It's more likely he's over
00:51:29
there eating Korean barbecue.
00:51:31
>> Barbecue. Yeah. Which isn't that the
00:51:32
same thing? Sometimes
00:51:33
>> it is. Is she full-blooded or half?
00:51:35
>> She is fullblooded. She is not your This
00:51:38
is my first of all, she's not Korean. I
00:51:40
want to say that.
00:51:41
>> That's fine.
00:51:41
>> Yeah. Which is But which I love because
00:51:44
>> Yeah,
00:51:45
>> we love that.
00:51:46
>> I went more cuz you guys are like elite
00:51:47
Asians.
00:51:48
>> That's right.
00:51:49
>> Can you say that again?
00:51:49
>> You're elevated Asian.
00:51:50
>> Can you say that again, please?
00:51:51
>> You're elite Asians. You're aware of
00:51:52
this, right? There's a there are
00:51:54
rankings. The Asians know.
00:51:55
>> Is she Chinese?
00:51:56
>> No. She's ocean.
00:51:57
>> That's also not
00:51:59
>> what you going
00:52:00
>> Filipino.
00:52:01
>> No, you're in the You're
00:52:02
>> Le Ocean.
00:52:03
>> Stay on land. You're getting closer.
00:52:05
>> Thai.
00:52:06
>> There was a There was a
00:52:07
>> Yeah, give us some hit.
00:52:08
>> Yeah, there was a a similar war to
00:52:10
Korea.
00:52:10
>> Cambodian,
00:52:11
>> brother. You You don't know this. Do you
00:52:14
know you went straight to Cambodia?
00:52:17
>> Pretty. I te up there. There was a
00:52:19
similar war.
00:52:20
>> Stay Stay in Stay in the [ __ ] game.
00:52:23
>> Cambodia. No.
00:52:23
>> No. All right. Good. Let's stay in the
00:52:25
game. All right. All right. All right.
00:52:27
We did Family Feud. We lost the Flavor
00:52:29
Flave.
00:52:30
>> All right. That was rigged. That was
00:52:33
[ __ ] rigged.
00:52:34
>> Okay. That's what you're dealing with
00:52:35
though. Okay.
00:52:36
>> Not Le Ocean. Not Cambodian.
00:52:38
>> Not Tai. All right. So,
00:52:39
>> you said Thai Filipino. Give us another
00:52:41
a hint, please.
00:52:42
>> Um, phenomenal um culinary stuff. Really
00:52:46
good. And uh
00:52:48
>> like a huge a huge
00:52:50
>> Vietn Vietnam.
00:52:52
Like a very popular dish. Yes.
00:52:53
>> Vietnamese. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, that
00:52:55
wasn't much of a war,
00:52:56
>> brother. I think we won.
00:52:58
>> Yeah.
00:52:58
>> You know, I like to tell people we did.
00:53:00
>> And that's why I always say, our
00:53:01
relationship, if it ends, I'm going to
00:53:02
tell everybody I won. We won.
00:53:04
>> What's your f favorite Vietnam movie?
00:53:06
You think
00:53:06
>> my favorite romcom is Hamburger Hill? I
00:53:09
stick around for the I stick around for
00:53:11
the at the end. No, I don't know. I
00:53:14
probably like uh I mean, they're all
00:53:15
pretty depressing. There's none that are
00:53:16
like
00:53:17
>> Yeah.
00:53:17
>> Um what's the Full Metal Jacket?
00:53:20
>> Classic. So classic Jacket might be one
00:53:23
of the best movies of all time.
00:53:24
>> You think that's a tough That's a bold I
00:53:26
>> I love that movie.
00:53:27
>> It's such a It's such a Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:29
Yeah. I I'm fine with that.
00:53:31
>> It's a dark beautiful movie. It's It
00:53:33
says a lot.
00:53:34
>> And then I'm like almost I'm 39. So when
00:53:36
I watched that movie growing up, that
00:53:38
was such a The first time you see a
00:53:39
movie where you're like, "Yo, what the
00:53:41
[ __ ] What the fuck?"
00:53:42
>> Like halfway through you're like, "What?
00:53:43
There's more movie?"
00:53:44
>> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm not joined the
00:53:46
military.
00:53:47
>> Yeah.
00:53:47
>> Oh my god.
00:53:47
>> Well, I'm from the Big West, so you
00:53:49
>> I know. But when you when I saw that as
00:53:51
a kid, I was like, I don't think I'm
00:53:52
going to join the military.
00:53:53
>> No.
00:53:53
>> The first half of Full Metal Jacket,
00:53:54
you're like, I can't deal with that.
00:53:56
>> Yeah.
00:53:56
>> Screaming.
00:53:57
>> Yeah. No.
00:53:57
>> Yeah. Yeah. Me waking up at a certain
00:53:59
hour.
00:54:00
>> GET UP, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF [ __ ]
00:54:01
>> YEAH. IT'S 2:00 P.M.
00:54:04
>> How close were you to joining the
00:54:05
military out of high school?
00:54:06
>> I wasn't, but I'm like, that's what I
00:54:08
say about the Midwest. You either leave
00:54:09
the Midwest at 18 or you die in the
00:54:11
Middle East.
00:54:12
>> Yeah.
00:54:12
>> Um,
00:54:13
>> right. It's true.
00:54:14
>> A real good slogan. That's the That's my
00:54:16
other merch. Okay.
00:54:18
>> It's in camouflage. It doesn't
00:54:19
>> So many Midwest people that a lot of our
00:54:21
friends Yeah. I think like they go for
00:54:23
the Midwest first.
00:54:24
>> Yeah. We're easy. I think that we are
00:54:27
very American. Proud American.
00:54:29
>> Yes.
00:54:29
>> Um so I say I didn't go but a lot of my
00:54:32
good friends joined. A couple of homies
00:54:34
passed away and I know. Yeah. That's
00:54:37
honestly that was my origin comedy
00:54:40
stories. My buddy passed away when I was
00:54:41
21. I was like I hit the family up. I
00:54:43
was like yo I got to speak at his
00:54:44
funeral. I had the preacher crying and
00:54:46
laughing. And that was the first time I
00:54:48
was like, "Yo, I can do something with
00:54:49
this." Yeah. If I got people cracking up
00:54:51
at a funeral. Yeah. Because I was 21.
00:54:53
And that nobody knows anybody more at
00:54:56
that age than your friends.
00:54:58
>> You know what I mean? Your parents and
00:54:59
your family don't know your
00:55:00
>> My dog died last Saturday. Maybe you
00:55:01
should have showed up.
00:55:03
>> Yeah. I would I would have crushed.
00:55:04
>> Chuckle cry.
00:55:05
>> Yeah.
00:55:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Super funny. First of all, I
00:55:07
told the story I told the story the
00:55:08
other night
00:55:09
>> about you flirting with the vet tech
00:55:12
that came to put your dog to rest. Yeah.
00:55:15
>> I mean, that's amazing that the guy's
00:55:16
dog is dying and the vet comes and he's
00:55:19
he's trying to fog.
00:55:20
>> Yeah.
00:55:21
>> He timed out the Bluetooth snort at a
00:55:23
bad time.
00:55:25
>> He's like, "Daddy's rock hard.
00:55:27
>> You took the wrong pill.
00:55:29
>> Goodbye, Remy. Hello, mommy."
00:55:33
>> Insane.
00:55:33
>> Hey, we all mourn differently.
00:55:34
>> That's exactly right. That's But I gave
00:55:36
him credit. Yeah,
00:55:37
>> you're vulnerable.
00:55:38
>> Yeah. As a California boy, do you think
00:55:40
I'm a [ __ ]
00:55:41
>> Uh, I don't think I know. Um,
00:55:45
facts.
00:55:46
>> You think I am though? You think I'm a
00:55:47
little weaker? My strand
00:55:48
>> because you're California.
00:55:50
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm San Diego boy. LA most
00:55:52
of my life. Southern California.
00:55:54
>> I think my generalization on my
00:55:55
worldview is Yes.
00:55:56
>> Oh, you think I'm
00:55:58
>> This is just cuz you're from SoCal often
00:55:59
times.
00:56:00
>> Now, if he was from SoCal and he was
00:56:01
Mexican, different story.
00:56:03
>> Different stuff. East LA. You have no
00:56:05
East LA in you. That's right. What do I
00:56:07
have in me?
00:56:07
>> You've got uh you got a lot of garden
00:56:10
some garden in you. Maybe some OC.
00:56:12
>> Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:56:13
>> You've got some nice Anaheim areas.
00:56:17
>> Boba. There's some boba in my store.
00:56:19
>> Some boba.
00:56:20
>> Yeah, there's some boba in my story.
00:56:22
>> He's a lot more Montabelloo. You know
00:56:24
what I mean? Yeah. He doesn't No, he's
00:56:26
rocking when he starts rocking.
00:56:28
>> This is Deep SoCal.
00:56:29
>> Don't come and knocking, dude. This guy,
00:56:31
he'll go nuts.
00:56:32
>> I'll go nuts on you guys.
00:56:34
>> Snap, dude. You know what I mean?
00:56:36
>> Anyway, yeah, there's some suburb in me,
00:56:38
too. Yeah.
00:56:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Mall life. Mall life.
00:56:41
>> A lot of mall life. Oh, I like you know
00:56:42
what? I'm I'm not above mall life. Good
00:56:44
people watching.
00:56:45
>> Okay, good, good, good, good.
00:56:46
>> San Diego.
00:56:47
>> But you think in a war? No, because I
00:56:48
think he started something with me.
00:56:49
>> Okay, go for it. Yeah, [ __ ] them up.
00:56:51
>> You think in a warlike situation? I am
00:56:53
much older than you are much.
00:56:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. But you think
00:56:55
>> they're not recruiting you?
00:56:56
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:58
>> Not now.
00:56:58
>> Sure.
00:56:59
>> Yeah. But back in my day, we're the same
00:57:00
age. You think that you would stand you
00:57:03
you would be tougher and more resilient
00:57:06
in a warlike situation?
00:57:07
>> Yeah.
00:57:08
>> Um Yeah. I mean, dude, I used to crush
00:57:10
laser attack. I mean, oh, right, right,
00:57:12
okay, good, good.
00:57:13
>> I could dodge and stuff like that
00:57:14
>> because I took third when I did the VR
00:57:16
boom. I mean,
00:57:17
>> sandbox.
00:57:18
>> You got the laser.
00:57:19
>> The last one I got number one, but I was
00:57:20
with, you know, I mean, Jules and them.
00:57:21
Yeah, but maybe you're right. Yeah.
00:57:22
Yeah.
00:57:23
>> This guy uh he'll cheat at an escape
00:57:25
room. He's so clever.
00:57:28
>> Yeah,
00:57:28
>> he's good.
00:57:29
>> Yeah, I'll do it twice and then take a
00:57:31
date on it.
00:57:34
>> They go, "Oh, no. This is how you do
00:57:35
it."
00:57:36
>> But that's what's so good about you is
00:57:38
that's why Bobby would be good in
00:57:39
wartime. Yeah,
00:57:40
>> he would find a way.
00:57:41
>> I find a way to live and survive.
00:57:44
>> That's selfish though.
00:57:45
>> So what?
00:57:46
>> Yeah, it depends on your perspective on
00:57:47
what's good at war. Kills or survival?
00:57:50
>> Surviving. Yeah. I always thought that
00:57:52
in a war movie, right? You and I would
00:57:53
be dead.
00:57:54
>> We'd be dead, but we'd get a couple
00:57:55
kills.
00:57:56
>> 100%.
00:57:56
>> I get no kills, but your dead bodies
00:57:58
would I'd be you'd be on me.
00:58:00
>> Yeah.
00:58:01
>> Have you ever thought that you would
00:58:02
pull over, right? I would just two dead
00:58:04
bodies and just pretend I'm dead like
00:58:06
that.
00:58:06
>> I'd die in a murder sooie, dude. I'd
00:58:08
kill a guy and be like, "Dude, I can't I
00:58:09
can't go on."
00:58:10
>> Like, my legs would be blown off. I'd be
00:58:11
and I'd get a few hits and then be like,
00:58:13
"I got to get out of here. I can't get
00:58:14
out."
00:58:15
>> But in a Forest Gum situation, you know
00:58:16
what I mean? My legs blown off. Would
00:58:18
you come and get me and drag me or No,
00:58:20
>> I would get you. You'd seem the most
00:58:21
carryable.
00:58:22
>> That's a very good You're a thinker.
00:58:24
>> Well, this is postw. Yes.
00:58:26
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Postwgoi. Yeah.
00:58:28
>> Yes. Pre-Wiard. A little harder. Yeah.
00:58:30
Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:31
>> Speaking of which, that Tom Hanks threw
00:58:32
me. I saw on the [ __ ] this morning,
00:58:35
um Jim Ers, the old owner of the Colt
00:58:38
Colts. Sure. You're a big football.
00:58:40
You're a big football fan.
00:58:40
>> Yeah.
00:58:41
>> Um he sold, you're gonna love this,
00:58:43
dude. You're going to this is going to
00:58:44
blow your mind. He had the biggest
00:58:45
collection of
00:58:48
sports and uh whatever memorabilia that
00:58:50
you've ever seen in your life. He has a
00:58:52
[ __ ] a guitar of Hendricks. He's got
00:58:54
Dylan's guitar. He's got this guy. Look
00:58:57
at this collection. And I brought they
00:58:58
saw it's it's up for live auction now.
00:59:00
>> Oh, dude. The collection this guy had is
00:59:03
so unbelievable.
00:59:05
>> Yeah,
00:59:05
>> it's going to blow. He's got the lyrics
00:59:07
of [ __ ] Hey Jude handwritten by
00:59:09
McCartney. I mean,
00:59:10
>> really,
00:59:11
>> the collection is explore the 3D space.
00:59:13
I want or
00:59:14
>> or whatever. Go through it. Let me
00:59:15
>> And he's got John's passive aggressive
00:59:17
corrections on there, too.
00:59:18
>> Exactly.
00:59:19
>> That's a deep Beatles.
00:59:20
>> No, we know for all the people that
00:59:22
watch all four episodes.
00:59:23
>> It was so good.
00:59:24
>> Yeah.
00:59:24
>> But look at that.
00:59:25
>> Wow.
00:59:26
>> Uh, hold on. Hold on. Oh, wait. There we
00:59:29
go.
00:59:30
>> There we So, a lot of rock and roll,
00:59:31
>> but not No, but dude, he had he had Ali
00:59:34
Ali's robe that he wore out.
00:59:35
>> Slugger.
00:59:36
>> Oh, really?
00:59:37
>> Hunter S. Thompson. That's Hunter S.
00:59:38
Thompson's car.
00:59:40
>> Wow. Wow.
00:59:40
>> That's amazing.
00:59:41
>> That's the [ __ ] saddle from uh what's
00:59:44
the horse that won? That's the That's
00:59:45
the
00:59:45
>> secretariat.
00:59:46
>> Secretariat. That's the That's the
00:59:47
original script that Rocky was written
00:59:49
in that that
00:59:51
you know Stallone probably wrote it on a
00:59:54
typewriter and then and then wrote it
00:59:56
down just be like what I did. Jack
00:59:58
Carowwak's Typescript scroll of of On
01:00:00
the Road. Carowwax's book on the road on
01:00:02
Typescript.
01:00:02
>> Wow.
01:00:03
>> That's a weird one.
01:00:04
>> No, that's amazing. That book is so
01:00:05
[ __ ] good, man. This guy's got so
01:00:07
like this is the kind of [ __ ] But I I
01:00:09
met Yeah. Gretzky's jersey from his 500.
01:00:12
>> Damn.
01:00:13
>> Keep going. The guy the
01:00:14
>> That's a lot of value there, too.
01:00:16
>> A lot of value there.
01:00:16
>> I think they said some of it is You
01:00:19
can't price it. Oh, this is the one that
01:00:21
you would have loved, too.
01:00:22
>> Which one?
01:00:22
>> Smells Like Teen Spirit Curts guitar
01:00:24
from Smells Like Teen Spirit.
01:00:25
>> Yeah.
01:00:26
>> Really? the actual [ __ ]
01:00:27
>> from like the video or like
01:00:29
>> from the video. From the video from the
01:00:31
video, right?
01:00:32
>> Johnny Cash's uh D21 acoustic.
01:00:35
>> Yeah. I don't know if I had the money
01:00:37
that I would do that
01:00:38
>> if you had his money. Yes, you would.
01:00:40
>> No, I wouldn't.
01:00:41
>> Bobby, the guy was worth billions. What
01:00:43
are you going to do with it?
01:00:44
>> You of all people love music [ __ ] Yeah.
01:00:46
>> You wouldn't go buy Cobain's left-handed
01:00:48
fender Mustang.
01:00:49
>> How much is it?
01:00:50
>> He It's It's not priced on there. It's a
01:00:51
bit It's for bidding.
01:00:52
>> Oh, the estimate is crazy. Is it 2 to 5
01:00:55
mil? 2.5 to five. It's either 2.5
01:00:58
million to 5 million. That's a big gap.
01:00:59
>> That's crazy.
01:01:00
>> I think maybe. Yeah, you're right. That
01:01:01
one I would.
01:01:01
>> You would. You'd want specific things.
01:01:03
Clapton's the fool. Gibson. Look at how
01:01:05
[ __ ]
01:01:05
>> Yeah, but like Janice Joplin's toenail.
01:01:07
I don't know what $5. Yeah.
01:01:09
>> You want things that are personal to
01:01:10
your Okay. If you had things I wouldn't
01:01:12
buy.
01:01:13
>> If you had unlimited funds, Mike, what
01:01:14
would you buy?
01:01:14
>> I would do some weird like I'm a big
01:01:16
hip-hop guy, but I don't know. I'd like
01:01:17
get the NPC player that Dilla did some
01:01:19
stuff on maybe or something like that or
01:01:21
like some tribe called Quest [ __ ] I
01:01:23
don't know. Like I'm a huge in theory.
01:01:25
Good album.
01:01:26
>> A great album.
01:01:26
>> You know what? I always You know what? I
01:01:27
always thought that I would love
01:01:28
People's Instinctive Travels, too, by
01:01:30
the way. You know what I always thought
01:01:31
I would love? The carpets that are in
01:01:33
recording rooms that go underneath the
01:01:35
musical instruments to muffle the sound.
01:01:36
I want one of those carpets from someone
01:01:39
powerful. That's cool.
01:01:40
>> To put in my house cuz cuz these things
01:01:41
they sit on a shelf and a thing. This
01:01:43
I'd want the carpet to be my [ __ ]
01:01:45
carpet in my house.
01:01:47
>> I want the carpet from the Menendez
01:01:48
killings
01:01:50
>> in the parents bedroom.
01:01:51
>> Yeah. With the
01:01:51
>> Yeah, I always wonder that. How much is
01:01:53
that? Yeah, I want the duvet cover. It's
01:01:55
beautiful.
01:01:56
>> Beautiful stuff.
01:01:57
>> Miles Davis's trumpet. I mean, get
01:01:59
[ __ ]
01:02:00
>> I don't know what I like the sports
01:02:01
stuff, too. And then I'm a big movie
01:02:02
guy. Wouldn't you like like things from
01:02:03
movies?
01:02:04
>> Well, like what's something from a
01:02:05
famous film that like moved you or
01:02:07
>> like the gun that Vincent Dafhrio
01:02:08
blasted his head off 20 minutes into
01:02:10
Full Metal.
01:02:11
>> That's a That's a fun one. That's a fun
01:02:13
one. That's a fun.
01:02:14
>> That is actually a weird one.
01:02:16
>> It's dark. I went immediately dark, but
01:02:18
uh pretty
01:02:18
>> I got one. Oh, yeah. Right. I mean,
01:02:20
we're walking here. That car that he
01:02:22
slapped.
01:02:22
>> Oh, the taxi.
01:02:25
>> Well, Midnight Cowboy, right? Midnight.
01:02:26
>> Hey, we're walking here. You know what I
01:02:28
mean? That car I'd buy.
01:02:29
>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what else?
01:02:30
$100.
01:02:31
>> He had the original He had the original
01:02:34
uh volleyball from [ __ ] Castaway.
01:02:36
Wilson.
01:02:37
>> He had Wilson.
01:02:38
>> Really?
01:02:38
>> Really?
01:02:39
>> That's Yeah, he has some movie stuff in
01:02:41
there that was pretty cool.
01:02:42
>> That's pretty cool.
01:02:42
>> Like the Oh, you know, I showed you the
01:02:44
photo
01:02:45
>> and I think we can say it. It doesn't
01:02:47
matter. But over at Spad's house, I got
01:02:50
emotional cuz in the hallway it has
01:02:53
Farley's jacket.
01:02:54
>> Oh, that'd be And dude, it's even
01:02:56
looking at it.
01:02:57
>> Which jacket? Fat guy in a little coat
01:02:58
jacket or what?
01:03:00
>> No, a jacket when he was 3 years old.
01:03:02
>> That one, right?
01:03:02
>> Yeah. Yeah, that jacket.
01:03:03
>> The Tommy boy jacket.
01:03:04
>> Tommy Jo.
01:03:05
>> Yeah, the jacket. This
01:03:08
>> How much is it?
01:03:08
>> Sorry, Mike. Gun bombing.
01:03:09
>> I like that.
01:03:10
>> He's tanking the room.
01:03:11
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:12
>> 101 grand it sold for. And then now this
01:03:15
image has conspiracy theory stuff all
01:03:17
over it too.
01:03:17
>> Does it?
01:03:18
>> Oh yeah.
01:03:18
>> Now tell me one.
01:03:19
>> Well like that image is something that
01:03:21
is on a lot of celebrities shirts. It's
01:03:24
something very similar to that and that
01:03:25
is something that they now with the
01:03:26
Epstein stuff coming out is like
01:03:27
attached to that.
01:03:28
>> What?
01:03:29
>> Connect that to like
01:03:33
there's some weird conspiracy.
01:03:35
>> Turner. Open us up dude. Open my mind.
01:03:36
>> I mean there's some Yeah. Kunan. Oh
01:03:39
baseless. I don't know.
01:03:40
>> Baseless
01:03:41
>> pedophilia myths.
01:03:42
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:43
>> Wait. Pop culture trivia.
01:03:45
Uh, the the original heavily damaged
01:03:47
Wilson prop in the film was sold in
01:03:48
auction for $38,000, confirming it high
01:03:50
status in pop culture rather than any
01:03:52
hidden sinister remaining. This sounds
01:03:54
like AI is trying to convince us of of
01:03:55
this. Why would they bring it up?
01:03:56
>> Yeah. Why would they say that? You said
01:03:58
it. I didn't. Yeah, you brought this up.
01:03:59
>> Yeah, come on. AI.
01:04:00
>> It's not like Ellen has a shirt with it.
01:04:02
Jay-Z has a shirt with it. It's tough
01:04:03
stuff. Um,
01:04:05
>> Ellen.
01:04:06
>> Ellen. Yeah.
01:04:06
>> Is she gone? What did she do? Didn't she
01:04:08
leave? Didn't she get mad at Trump and
01:04:09
left the country?
01:04:10
>> What a fall off. One of my honestly
01:04:11
growing up, one of my favorite standups.
01:04:12
Yeah. What did she like stand up? She's
01:04:14
a great stand shows. The early ones are
01:04:17
so [ __ ] good.
01:04:17
>> So good. And now you're like, "Oh, she's
01:04:19
a monster."
01:04:20
>> Remember the deer antler bit? The deer
01:04:22
antler bit on the wall. Didn't she have
01:04:24
a bit like that?
01:04:24
>> Maybe. I just remember the slipping and
01:04:26
falling one.
01:04:27
>> Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:28
>> No, I like the elevator button.
01:04:30
>> Yeah, that's how good. There's like a
01:04:32
lot of good I already pushed it.
01:04:35
>> It might make it come faster.
01:04:37
>> I I love that. That's such a stupid
01:04:39
idea. Yeah.
01:04:40
>> Yeah, she was great. And then she just
01:04:41
uh
01:04:42
>> she's now she's gone.
01:04:43
>> Yeah. I mean the Anne Hashes death.
01:04:45
>> I think she got I think she got two,
01:04:47
>> you know, that.
01:04:48
>> Oh yeah.
01:04:48
>> She died on a a car that all of a sudden
01:04:50
went speeding through Brentwood or
01:04:52
something like that and then she was
01:04:54
pronounced dead on the scene, but if you
01:04:55
there's a video of her going to the
01:04:57
ambulance when she physically gets out
01:04:59
of the gurnie.
01:04:59
>> It's crazy.
01:05:00
>> That's insane.
01:05:01
>> She wakes up for a second, then they
01:05:02
push her back down.
01:05:04
>> It's creepy creepy [ __ ]
01:05:05
>> Whoa.
01:05:06
>> That is where
01:05:07
>> her last words were, Castaway should
01:05:08
have won the Oscar. So that's the whole
01:05:10
circle. That's full circle.
01:05:11
>> Wow. Wow.
01:05:12
>> Yeah.
01:05:12
>> So Mike, where where can we see your
01:05:14
special?
01:05:14
>> It's on YouTube.
01:05:15
>> Yeah.
01:05:16
>> And when when did you release it?
01:05:17
>> On uh you know what I did? So I filmed
01:05:20
it on New Year's and then I'm familiar
01:05:22
with the Asian culture and I dropped it
01:05:23
on Lunar New Year.
01:05:25
>> Thank you.
01:05:26
>> Thank you. Thank you.
01:05:27
>> Vietnamese. I don't know what you your
01:05:28
culture says, but happy happy belated
01:05:30
lunar.
01:05:30
>> Thank you.
01:05:31
>> Um and uh and so yeah, it's on YouTube
01:05:34
on my Michael Turner comedy um on
01:05:37
YouTube. And then, yeah, just dropped
01:05:39
it. I filmed it at Fort Collins on New
01:05:40
Year's Eve. I've never seen anybody film
01:05:42
a special on New Year's Eve. And I was
01:05:43
like, you know what? I like keeping
01:05:44
things loose. I'm like loose but also
01:05:46
tight with my bits and New Year's is a
01:05:48
very combative night sometimes. I
01:05:49
thought it'd be fun. Shout out to Fort
01:05:51
Con.
01:05:51
>> Congratulations.
01:05:52
>> Thank you, man. Yeah. Self-funded and uh
01:05:54
it's all me. So,
01:05:56
>> well, Michael Turner is a very, very,
01:05:57
very funny standup. He's up and coming.
01:06:00
We we love him here at Bad Friends. And
01:06:02
go check out his [ __ ] uh special on
01:06:04
YouTube. Also, by the way, do a great
01:06:06
You do a great job for people that are
01:06:07
sports fans. You are a sports fan, but
01:06:09
specific sports fans. Have you ever done
01:06:10
it at a soccer game?
01:06:12
>> I No,
01:06:13
>> cuz he's a diehard soccer fan.
01:06:14
>> Really? That's interesting.
01:06:15
>> You would do it for you. Wait, wait,
01:06:16
wait. Why
01:06:18
>> Well, I don't know. I just don't meet a
01:06:19
lot of soccer fans in America.
01:06:21
>> Okay, good. Very good.
01:06:22
>> Yeah, good counter.
01:06:23
>> Am I being Mike? I just want to let you
01:06:25
I know you're blushing, but um I I quit
01:06:28
smoking a couple days ago, so I'm a I'm
01:06:30
a little agitated. I know it comes
01:06:32
across as I'm being combative, right?
01:06:34
But it's just me full of anxiety.
01:06:36
>> I said, "Oh, interesting." He said,
01:06:37
"Well, why the [ __ ] is it interesting?"
01:06:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's what
01:06:40
that
01:06:40
>> funny how, [ __ ]
01:06:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, I apologize. It's It's
01:06:44
just Yeah. Yeah. I apologize.
01:06:45
>> No, you're doing fine.
01:06:46
>> You're doing great.
01:06:47
>> And I don't say it enough. I'm proud of
01:06:49
you.
01:06:49
>> See?
01:06:50
>> Oh, thank you so much, Mike.
01:06:52
>> I told you he was proud of you.
01:06:53
>> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. So,
01:06:54
>> no, he does interviews outside of
01:06:55
football games and they're very, very
01:06:57
[ __ ] funny. And it's usually um it's
01:07:00
a little bit of negging. M it's
01:07:02
>> but it's but it's light ribbing in a way
01:07:03
that people would really love that likes
01:07:05
sports
01:07:05
>> and it's some like I know enough about
01:07:07
the opposing team to make fun of them
01:07:09
but also be aware I'm a fan of bad
01:07:11
sports teams too so it's like you can
01:07:13
make fun of me too so it's fun. Yeah
01:07:14
it's like yeah I'm sorry brother
01:07:16
>> Cincinnati Bengals the Bengals Arizona
01:07:18
State Sundevils Phoenix Suns
01:07:20
>> Arizona State not that you would give a
01:07:21
[ __ ] whatsoever. We literally played a
01:07:23
men's basketball game two days ago and
01:07:24
lost 45 points. I think it was 50
01:07:27
points. Yeah. Pretty cool.
01:07:28
>> And Bobby Hilly was like, "I'm out.
01:07:30
>> I'm done."
01:07:31
>> Can you imagine this in soccer would be
01:07:33
losing like 12 to nil? It' be it that's
01:07:35
how big of a g in men's basketball
01:07:37
losing by 50 is unheard of.
01:07:39
>> It's It's like a
01:07:41
>> It's like even the players who were
01:07:43
winning were like, "Are you guys okay?"
01:07:45
>> Yeah.
01:07:46
We're [ __ ] you guys up.
01:07:47
>> I had friends I haven't heard of in
01:07:48
years being like, "You good, dog?"
01:07:50
>> Yeah.
01:07:51
>> You all right, bro? Yeah.
01:07:52
>> Yeah. But I do I like I like sports,
01:07:54
drinking beer, talking [ __ ] and so I go
01:07:56
to sports games and uh sporting events
01:07:58
and then I do a tour around it every
01:08:00
year. So So that's my that's You got to
01:08:02
be a selfarter in comedy as you guys
01:08:04
know. So just started.
01:08:05
>> Well, you're Well, you're you're here,
01:08:07
aren't you?
01:08:07
>> This is great. Yeah, I appreciate you
01:08:08
guys putting me on the play.
01:08:09
>> Oh, we're proud to have you on the show.
01:08:10
>> You guys are great. You guys have always
01:08:11
been very kind to me, so I appreciate
01:08:12
it.
01:08:12
>> And um let's Can I be honest with you?
01:08:16
Uh
01:08:16
>> oh. Uh oh. Careful. Settle in.
01:08:18
>> Yeah, I want to settle in. Let's be
01:08:19
real.
01:08:19
>> Yeah. Say what you need to I don't think
01:08:20
I have been that kind to you.
01:08:22
>> That's fair.
01:08:23
>> No, I I I I don't think that I've given
01:08:25
you enough time of myself.
01:08:28
>> I think I'm Let's be honest with you. I
01:08:30
think that I've um been in and out with
01:08:32
you.
01:08:33
>> I I think is a route to
01:08:35
>> I don't know here. I'll just be I think
01:08:37
it's the no uh the the Jonesing that I'm
01:08:40
I'm feeling, but I feel a little
01:08:42
vulnerable right now. I'm being honest.
01:08:43
>> You're saying in general right now?
01:08:44
>> I think in general I I I bypass him a
01:08:46
lot at the store and I don't really take
01:08:48
the time to say hi. I think that you are
01:08:50
let's be let's get THAT LET'S GET IT ON
01:08:52
THE TABLE.
01:08:52
>> YOU ARE AN INTERESTING guy to me because
01:08:53
I I know you and I are are good friends.
01:08:56
When I see you it's always love and say
01:08:57
whatever. And so sometimes like I
01:08:59
remember initially when you guys started
01:09:00
the pot I was like oh Bobby would
01:09:01
probably be cool to me. And we've we've
01:09:03
had we've had some back and forth. You
01:09:05
know what it is though. I'm just who I
01:09:07
am. I'm from the Midwest. I'm just a
01:09:08
dude that's from Cincinnati. And I
01:09:10
remember one of our first interactions.
01:09:11
This is probably something that's not
01:09:13
shocking to either of you. I think you
01:09:14
like tried to high kick me
01:09:16
>> and like
01:09:17
>> and like
01:09:18
>> speaking of soccer, being a soccer fan,
01:09:20
now I know you're just a soccer fan.
01:09:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:22
>> He tried to he tried to for
01:09:24
>> I think that's what it was.
01:09:25
>> Liu Kang me.
01:09:26
>> Yeah. He tried to
01:09:27
>> he tried to bite kick me. I was like,
01:09:28
"Dude, I've seen Mortal Kombat and I've
01:09:30
got a couple of Asian stereotypes I can
01:09:32
kick at you, too."
01:09:32
>> I understand that.
01:09:33
>> But I'm above that.
01:09:34
>> But that's what I remember my
01:09:35
relationship with you. It's not like
01:09:37
It's more like a violence.
01:09:39
>> Yeah. And so I I I want to change.
01:09:42
>> Yeah.
01:09:42
>> No. No. Today's the day.
01:09:43
>> We're buddies with the same people. I
01:09:45
Ramsey's a good buddy of mine.
01:09:46
>> Yeah, we talked about clarify something.
01:09:48
>> Okay. Okay.
01:09:49
>> He will only kick you if he likes you.
01:09:51
>> So now knowing like seeing some I don't
01:09:54
everyone
01:09:55
>> I do think
01:09:56
>> Let's just get that out of the way.
01:09:57
>> I think about that now in hindsight.
01:09:59
>> AND WAS IT WAS IT HIGH?
01:10:00
>> IT WAS HIGH. IT WAS IMPRESSIVE.
01:10:01
>> That's a good one.
01:10:02
>> And this free GLP thing.
01:10:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's
01:10:05
that's cuz I like it. So again, now I
01:10:07
know that
01:10:08
>> I was like newer to LA and I was I'm
01:10:11
just not the type of cat that'd be like
01:10:12
that was cool and I didn't say anything
01:10:14
but I probably gave you body language
01:10:16
was like yo
01:10:17
>> that wasn't
01:10:17
>> nah
01:10:19
I think that's what I read.
01:10:21
>> I think that's what I read and I was
01:10:22
like nah I I said not myself.
01:10:24
>> Yes.
01:10:26
>> Cuz I don't like your reaction
01:10:27
>> 100%.
01:10:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like who the
01:10:29
[ __ ] is it? The headliner
01:10:32
>> I don't see his name on the wall. You
01:10:33
know what I mean? But then I don't I
01:10:34
don't bend the knee and I don't
01:10:35
>> I know you don't. And you know what? And
01:10:37
now we have an understanding. Yeah.
01:10:38
>> Right. But the next time I hike you
01:10:40
guys,
01:10:41
>> I'm [ __ ] grabbing it. You know what
01:10:42
I'm saying? Maybe a DDT.
01:10:44
>> Okay. Okay. His girlfriend, he's been
01:10:46
training for years.
01:10:47
>> SHE'S VIETNAMESE. HER FAMILY IS all
01:10:49
Vietnamese. I've been to I've been to
01:10:52
the house. You know how battle tested I
01:10:54
am. You ever party with some Vietnamese
01:10:55
people?
01:10:56
>> I know what the [ __ ] to do. Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:57
>> Wait, this is interesting because you I
01:10:59
want just a quick perspective share of
01:11:01
where in the overlap of the pie charts
01:11:04
of you've adopted a Filipino family into
01:11:07
your life.
01:11:08
>> Oh, that's interesting.
01:11:09
>> You've adopted a Vietnamese family into
01:11:11
your life. I want to know what the
01:11:13
similarities are of like cuz you live
01:11:16
they live at your house.
01:11:18
>> Yeah, they do.
01:11:18
>> And now you're embedded into their life.
01:11:20
>> She's Yeah, we've lived together for
01:11:22
>> What are the Do you have Are there
01:11:23
moments where uh
01:11:24
>> Let me let me ask let me let me ask you
01:11:26
All right. Um, can they can they sleep
01:11:28
anywhere?
01:11:30
>> Yes, she can she can sleep anywhere.
01:11:31
>> Yeah. Yeah, that's a similarity.
01:11:33
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:34
>> Like in the kitchen on the floor.
01:11:36
>> They sleep everywhere.
01:11:36
>> They do. They just fall asleep when they
01:11:38
>> I'll just I'll just go right. Right. And
01:11:40
just jewels on a [ __ ] chair sleeping
01:11:42
like this. I mean,
01:11:43
>> can they eat like the anything? And and
01:11:46
like in amounts that are alarming.
01:11:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. I I've done this like um
01:11:50
I'll get two Jersey Mike sandwiches.
01:11:52
Yeah. Right.
01:11:53
>> Two?
01:11:53
>> Yeah.
01:11:54
>> You're eating two?
01:11:55
>> No, I don't eat them all the same. I
01:11:56
have an emergency one. First of all,
01:11:58
good good check on that. That's crazy.
01:12:00
That's crazy.
01:12:01
>> I'm a huge fan. That's nuts. Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:04
So, I'll get two, right? And I'll do an
01:12:06
emergency one.
01:12:06
>> That's smart.
01:12:07
>> Yeah. Yeah. And I'll keep that in the
01:12:08
fridge, right? And then it'll be there
01:12:10
for like I don't know how long. And
01:12:12
they'll eat it.
01:12:13
>> They'll eat after a week.
01:12:14
>> A week.
01:12:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. They'll delete it.
01:12:16
>> The I I know.
01:12:17
>> And And they'll eat the wrapper, too.
01:12:18
They won't eat the rapper.
01:12:21
>> They don't waste. They're very not
01:12:22
waste. Yeah. Yeah. They don't waste.
01:12:24
Well, and then are they actually from
01:12:25
the Philippines and now live here?
01:12:26
>> Oh, yeah.
01:12:27
>> Yeah.
01:12:27
>> So, she's Okay. Yeah. Well, you know how
01:12:29
it is.
01:12:29
>> I want to hide kick you so bad.
01:12:32
>> I just want to hide kicking you so bad
01:12:33
right now, dude.
01:12:33
>> Is your girlfriend from
01:12:34
>> So, half her family is from Vietnam, but
01:12:36
she was born in Cali, so she has a she's
01:12:38
more of
01:12:39
>> Oh, well, mine was from the actual
01:12:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, half her family is and
01:12:42
I party with them a lot and we kick it a
01:12:44
lot. They're great. They've I've never
01:12:45
had more support in my life, but if you
01:12:48
cross them, the most
01:12:49
>> You never cross. It's the most combative
01:12:50
[ __ ] I've ever seen.
01:12:51
>> So if this relationship, which I hope it
01:12:53
never does, goes south. You need to
01:12:54
leave the country.
01:12:56
>> You know what's funny is if it hits,
01:12:57
it'd be so it'd be so cold and icy that
01:13:00
it would be no interaction ever again.
01:13:02
It'd be dead in a way that would hurt
01:13:03
more than if it was combat.
01:13:05
>> I got you. I got you. You know, if as if
01:13:07
it was with a white girl, you eat, you
01:13:08
know what I mean? Yeah. But this is like
01:13:10
>> this is
01:13:12
um and also Southeast Asia. Both Philipp
01:13:15
that's the other crossover. Southeast
01:13:16
Asia, but Filipinos are obviously on the
01:13:18
island. Yeah. Yeah, but Vietnamese are u
01:13:22
that's a kind of that that energy is a
01:13:24
little similar. I've always found Laos,
01:13:26
Cambodia, Vietnam, Filipinos. Is that
01:13:28
fair?
01:13:29
>> It is fair. I'm dating a hippie white
01:13:30
and hippie whites though, right? I
01:13:32
>> This is your first hippie white.
01:13:33
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:34
>> Hippie whites are different.
01:13:35
>> They're different.
01:13:35
>> They're a lot more like Asians.
01:13:38
>> In what way?
01:13:38
>> They'll eat anything.
01:13:40
>> Well, that's cuz they're high.
01:13:42
>> Is that why?
01:13:44
>> That's the weed.
01:13:44
>> I see that's the weed. Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:13:46
Okay. But also hippie whites are like
01:13:48
Asians in this um trying to find a zen
01:13:51
way in a probably closer to Buddhism,
01:13:55
>> right?
01:13:55
>> Catholicism.
01:13:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:57
>> And this hippie,
01:13:57
>> you'll leave the room while and and
01:13:59
they're doing this.
01:14:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I
01:14:02
like that. Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:03
>> And this hippie Asian has coached.
01:14:04
>> You know, I got to, you know, has
01:14:05
coached
01:14:05
>> it. It is interesting that you're
01:14:07
open-minded to other Asians, though.
01:14:08
Usually other Asians hate other Asians.
01:14:10
>> Yeah.
01:14:10
>> Which is fun.
01:14:11
>> Wait, wait, wait. What?
01:14:12
>> Like I I know like Koreans don't like
01:14:14
Chinese. That that's ab that's
01:14:16
absolutely not true.
01:14:18
>> Well, all right.
01:14:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:19
>> I love all the Asians
01:14:21
>> except for
01:14:22
>> this is you.
01:14:23
>> I What?
01:14:23
>> Except for
01:14:24
>> what?
01:14:24
>> Which one?
01:14:25
>> Indians.
01:14:28
>> You can always get one.
01:14:29
>> I'm totally kidding. No, I love
01:14:30
everybody.
01:14:30
>> He's kidding.
01:14:31
>> I'm kidding. Look in the mic. Look in
01:14:33
there and go, "Thank you for being a bad
01:14:34
friend."
01:14:34
>> Well, first of all, we want to thank
01:14:35
Mike for coming.
01:14:36
>> I already did that. I We already plunked
01:14:37
this. You did?
01:14:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I just I have to go.
01:14:40
He's got a date. You got to go. Oh,
01:14:42
really? With a hippie girl.
01:14:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. Proud of you.
01:14:44
>> Yeah. Yeah. I got to go.
01:14:45
>> Uh, thank you for being a bad friend. Is
01:14:46
that what I said?
01:14:47
>> Not that yet.
01:14:47
>> Say it again. Feel good.
01:14:49
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:14:50
>> Love it. Yeah.
01:14:55
>> I I don't know when this episode comes
01:14:56
out, right? But the towels were not
01:14:58
done.
01:14:59
>> Really?
01:15:00
>> Yeah.
01:15:00
>> After all of this,
01:15:01
>> after all of that, we did
01:15:02
>> an entire episode about towels
01:15:03
>> about it. The towels were not done. 3:00
01:15:06
in the morning last night, I texted
01:15:07
Jules. I go, "Where are my towels?"
01:15:09
Right. And she goes, "I'm going to
01:15:11
Hawaii."
01:15:13
She went clubbing, too.
01:15:14
She went clubbing for three hours.
01:15:16
>> Maybe the the merch will be your towels
01:15:18
at some point. Use some of our purchase
01:15:21
tables.
01:15:21
>> Maybe. But she did not do the towels.
01:15:23
>> Insane.
01:15:24
>> All right.
