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>> You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. Last night.
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>> I fell in love with you last night. >> Last night. >> You look good today. Your hair looks
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good. You look good. You look smooth. >> Interesting. Because um >> smooth baby Asian boy. Baby Asian boy.
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>> So he We're at >> Okay. >> Go ahead. >> At the comedy store last night.
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>> Yeah. At the comedic store. >> Already, dude. >> We were out there SELLING JOKES
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>> ALREADY. ALREADY, DUDE. ALREADY, DUDE. I'm just you from last week.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Already, dude. Already. >> I'm you from last week.
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>> Yeah. I'm you from from 3 years ago, dude. >> That doesn't make that I'm so sorry,
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dude. >> What's up? Okay, tell the story. >> There is no story, dude.
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>> What's the story? >> I just I don't know, man. >> What's the story? Morning Glory.
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>> What this? >> Nothing, dude. What's up? What happened last night?
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>> You're a little rude. >> What did I do? >> I'm at the Comedy Store. Um I'm I'm
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watching your set. Great set. >> Terrible set. It was not a good set. I was meanding through meandering through
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poop last night. Sebastian gave me a great intro. I don't think I brought this guy on stage before. Yeah, he has
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a fellow Chicago. And ladies and gentlemen, he's got an Italian lesson. He doesn't
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look Italian. >> Yeah, >> it was such a good intro. It He killed harder an intro than I did on any of my
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[ __ ] jokes. >> He crushed you. And I went up there and just >> That's all I Okay.
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>> For 15 minutes. >> I'm in the hallway. >> Fart, crap, poop.
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>> Oh, cuz then that was the reason. >> And then he's on he's in the hallway. I
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can see him. I can see just a little dumpling resting in the window of the hallway. And I walk down and this is
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what he's doing. This is what he's doing. Leaning against the wall going,
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>> you know? You know what that's >> what do you want my reaction to be?
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>> Do you know? Okay. Okay. Okay. >> What would you want? I ate [ __ ] ON STAGE
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AND THEN THEN YOU'RE LEANING against the wall going. Okay. I didn't know.
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>> Imagine the level Imagine the level of condescension with >> I Okay. So,
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>> what would anybody's reaction be to that? >> Okay. So, I didn't know. Let's backtrack
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a little bit. I didn't see your set. Okay. Okay. I didn't see your set. >> Stonefaced.
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>> I didn't see your set. I showed up. Right? I'm in the hallway. I'm watching
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him right toward the end. Right? So, I have no idea what he did, what the crowd is like or whatnot. I hadn't even gotten
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into the room. Okay. >> So, he walks out and just as a joke, I go, right, he walks right past me, says
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nothing. Right. >> Goes to the kitchen. >> That's right. >> Right. Slips out the bag
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>> to the valet. >> Yeah. To the valet without acknowledging my presence. And then Bobby runs up to
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me. This is icing on the cake. Everyone's in agreeance with me, by the way, but this is icing on the cake.
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>> After the condescending clap, then he chases me in the parking lot and he
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goes, "You're not going to say hi to me. You're not going to say hi to me." And I
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said, "I got to go home." And then he goes, "We're business partners."
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>> I did say that. >> We're business partners. >> Yes, we are. WE ARE NOT BUSINESS. WE'RE
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NOT BUSINESS PARTNERS. We're not friends. >> Okay. Exactly. >> We're not friends.
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>> We are. >> I guess because I would have led >> these things can be true.
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>> Say hi to my friend. >> I guess I'll say hi to my friend. >> Why couldn't you say hi to your friend?
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>> We're business partners. >> Why couldn't you say hi to my friend?
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>> Like it's a law firm. >> Okay. It's It's Lee, not Lee and
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Zantino. >> Law firm. >> The boss is here. >> The boss is here. You're the boss, dude.
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Okay. I was your intern. You b me up as a [ __ ] >> I'm the only boss. I'm the only boss
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that gets paid the same as his employee. I'm the only boss on earth where the
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employee is matched to the CEO. >> Anyway, um I grabbed your wrist. >> You did. I didn't.
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>> Because you were trying No, because you were trying to leave. >> I was trying to get in my car and go
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home. >> I know. I'm going to Because you're not going to I'll tell you what's not going
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to happen here, bud. Okay. What's not going to happen here, bud? Is us being
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in in an environment where you're just going to not acknowledge my presence.
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That's what's not going to happen. >> See, this fame is going to his head. I
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told you, Andreas, when I called you last night, I said, "I think he's getting too famous."
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>> Oh my god, dude. I Is he gaslighting me, dude? >> What? You're getting too famous? A lot
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of people have been telling us. >> Okay, so >> grabbing a friend's wrist is generally
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considered crossing a physical boundary, particularly if it's done without consent, forcefully, or to your boss.
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Particularly to your boss. >> Okay, boss man, I'm sorry I grabbed a wrist.
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>> I had a bad couple of sets. >> I did not know that information. I'm
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running through new [ __ ] all this week. Some nights are good, some nights are tough, but I'm trudging through the mud.
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>> And then the clap in the hallway. >> Yeah, >> it was like a Seinfeld episode.
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>> He did the clap. He did the clap. He did the clap. >> Ah, I did not know. So now I have
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further context of the situation. Yeah. >> And you had every right to not say hi to
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me. >> I love you. Thank you. Good to see you. >> But I am going to grab your wrist from
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now on. >> I mean, you you're going to get hurt if you do that. You're going to a slow clap
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is widely considered a condescending, sarcastic, more ironic gesture. Everyone in the world in Africa.
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>> They know. >> Yeah, they know. >> OH. OH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
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>> They know. They know. >> Yeah. Okay. >> So, it was constant.
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>> A guy has a cricket stick. What's going on here? What's the contact? He missed.
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>> He has a cricket stick. Yes. Missed. >> Okay. He missed. And slow clap. Okay.
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Good. So, uh they play cricket in Africa. >> All over the world. >> Okay. Good. Good. Cricket is a universal
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sport. >> Thank you so much. Right. I want to be >> No, I just had a terrible set. I was I
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did not know that. >> I was sluming in the bums. I was buming in the slums.
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>> Yeah. So, I grabbed your wrist. I said, you know, um, say hi. And I understand
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why you reacted the way you did, and I apologize. >> Thank you. I love you. I love you. And
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I'm sorry for ignoring you in the hallway, but the slow clap >> got me good.
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>> All the way home. No music. >> And all I can hear is >> looping through my head.
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>> Okay. going through the >> cany. Anyway, can I just throw another fact in
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there then? >> Give me another >> if I may. Yeah, >> please. >> I killed. But anyway, let's move on.
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Okay, >> I had a really good set. But um >> I know you did. >> No, but because I'm doing old [ __ ]
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah, >> but not for long. >> Okay. Not for long.
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>> Because the finally tour is on sale right now. So, please go to Bobby Lee.
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Very good. >> Go to Bobby Lee. Yeah. And please go see my my best friend, my business partner,
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as he refers to it. >> I would have said friend first. I consider you my friend first. One of my
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closest friends. >> Yeah. I I >> And we do a job together. >> Yeah.
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>> But I wouldn't do this if we weren't friends. >> I understand that. But we are also
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business partners. >> We are. But I'm you're you're my friend first. I care about you more than this.
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>> Okay. Yeah. And I would agree with that >> because otherwise if we're just two guys
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doing a show who aren't friends, then it's just two bears one cave. Keep that in. That's true. Yeah, it is.
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They love each other. >> Gee, Christmas. >> They're kila or whatever. Go buy their
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tequila. >> Are we not allowed to make jokes with anymore with anybody? Is everyone
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sensitive? >> Yeah, they're very sensitive. >> I love that [ __ ] shirt. And your hair
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looks good. You're doing all the You're touching a lot of the buttons right now.
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>> Well, I'll tell you why. Because I quit smoking as well. >> No, you didn't.
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>> Yeah, this is day two. >> Yeah, >> dude. Did you really? >> Yeah. Day two.
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>> Day two. >> Yeah. >> And how do you feel? >> Pretty good.
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>> Well, I'll tell I'll tell you why I did it. Um and uh I'm not a scientist, as
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you know. >> I don't I don't know. Some people think, >> is it general health and well-being?
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>> Yeah. >> Are you coughing at night? >> No. What? No. What happened was I was
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smoking a cigarette and I had a lugie. >> Mhm. >> You know what I mean?
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>> Yeah. >> As one does, right? And in my sink, I just went and I just spit in the sink.
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>> Inside your house. >> In the sink. >> Right. Right. Right. Oh, were you
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>> My sink isn't in my backyard. >> Were you smoking? You don't?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. No, it's that What? >> You have an outdoor sink. >> You have many outdoor sinks.
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>> I do have outdoors. All right. >> Wait a minute. I thought you were
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smoking in this. >> No, I was I was smoking in the house. I went I smoked this outside. I went
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inside, right? I did lugie. Right. Got it. That's fine. >> Right. And then I just let it sit there.
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>> The science. Remember the science? >> Okay. >> I'm a scientist. You are the science.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. >> Yeah. And um it dried. >> It does. Yeah.
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>> As one does. >> It should. Yeah. >> As it's called elements, you know what I
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mean? >> I told you he was a scientist. >> This is good. So the elements caused it
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to dry. >> Yes. So elementary elements caused them to dry, right? >> So they dried.
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>> They call it air. >> Air. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Learning. >> You're learning. You are. You are learning. >> So the lugie dried in the sink. And then
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>> you want to know about geopolitics too? I'm really not interested. >> Okay. Okay. Anyway, um
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>> and it w it looked like um it looked like tar. >> Yes. >> After it dried
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>> because of Yes. the >> because of the smoking. Right. >> Right. And then because Remy had died,
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right? Death was on my mind. >> Right. And I made the connection >> Yeah.
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>> between the tar lugie that dried through elements through air and whatnot.
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>> Okay. >> Yeah. And the death of my dog made me go, I'm done. >> That's good.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So, um I'm a little anxious. Um I I told the boys before, I don't
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know if I could do this today. I have, you know, very filled with anxiety and um you know, I don't know much. I don't
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know what I'm going to talk about, but you know, but we're here. >> Well, you're cold turkeying. Why don't
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you just supplement it with >> I'm like sweating. >> Why don't you do just smaller doses of
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nicotine to get you off in general? Oh, you're still doing it, right? >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah, I'm doing it. >> I know. >> Of course you're doing it.
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>> Yeah, I am. >> Yeah, but I mean I'm not. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I got it. >> Yeah. But it's um you know, there's a lot of anxiety here.
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>> But it's okay >> going on. >> But you have to stop. >> Not to be dark
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>> cuz you've also mentioned a lot. You're still smoking. You're still smoking.
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>> Yes. >> You got to stop smoking. >> I have said it a lot. >> Yeah. Do you know why you said that?
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>> Not because we're business partners. >> Because we're friends.
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>> Yeah. >> I do care about the business of it all. No, >> no, no. I do care about you a lot
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tremendously. And if I'm being honest, and I know this is not going to be a funny part of the show, but I don't
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care. >> My biological father >> is uh uh perpetually sick because he smoked
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for like 45 years. >> I mean, he's got >> Did he quit? >> He did, dude. But
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>> when >> uh got to be 15, 20 years ago. >> Why can't he quit? I quit. I'll keep
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smoking then. I'm [ __ ] >> No, no, no, no. >> The consequences are already in play.
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>> No, you can lessen how bad it is cuz your body is Your lungs are incredible.
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They clear out very quickly. Oh, >> but if you smoke up until you're like
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60s, you're in deep [ __ ] >> Oh, right. You're in deep [ __ ] Yeah.
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>> So, if you quit now, the lungs are amazing. They clean out at such a rapid
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rate. >> But Keith Richards has always been my bar. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Because, you know,
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there's a legendary story where he smoked like two packs of Marble Reds. >> Bring a photo of Keith Richards today.
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>> Yeah. >> Without makeup. >> Yeah. >> Without his makeup and hair done.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Go to the first photo. Yeah. There you go. That's what you want to look like.
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He's 42. >> Yeah. Him and I are the same age. >> But my point though, but he's alive
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though. >> He's barely alive. >> I know. But in my mind, I was like, "Oh,
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Keith." Oh, there it is. That's the photo. >> That's what he looks like.
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>> That's what he looks like. Yeah, that's >> on the left. >> On the left.
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>> And by the way, yes, he is alive. Bobby, he's a an anomaly and b and b,
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>> if you know nothing about this show, once we speak of this on this show,
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>> he will be dead soon. >> Everyone we talk about on this show. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Oh my god. Someone sent me a clip. >> I guess Eric Dayne passed away. Yeah.
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>> And we talked about him two weeks before. >> I know. I didn't even want to. Yeah. I
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said his name. >> It was just in conversation and we were like, "Eric Dayne and we got to stop
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talking about celebrities. They're all going to be dead. >> Can we talk about celebrities? We want
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to die." >> Did he? We >> Wait, we did a whole episode on Diddy.
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He didn't die. >> Yeah, he didn't die. >> So, it doesn't work.
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>> Yeah, it doesn't work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You know who I saw had some celebrity
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beef this week that was wild? >> Who? >> Was Arquette and Tarantino. Did you see
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this? >> Oh, yeah. She's This is what's interesting about Hollywood. Now they're
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attacking each other >> because she was in Pulp Fiction and then she didn't like
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>> Jackie Brown. >> No. Wasn't she in Pulp Fiction? >> She was. She's mad about the n-word
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scene at the end. >> Wait, what? Are >> Rosanne? Rosan Arquette. >> Oh, Rosanne. Yeah,
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>> she's in Pulp Fiction. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. She is in
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>> and she doesn't like that he used the nword in the scene with the h at the
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house with the guys. And she did like a whole thing about it. And then Tarantino
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went off online. It was [ __ ] nuts. >> He was like, "You didn't seem to uh he's
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uh >> Well, this is just what she said. >> You take 12 years of slave, which
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supposedly made by an amateur. Steve McQueen is very different than Quinton >> aur."
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>> Wow. When you have a Yeah. She's just going on about him using the n-word and
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saying it's like, you know, cheap and hack and gross and whatever. And then he
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popped off and he was like, "You had no problem taking the job from me."
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>> Yeah. Al. Also, at the time though, when that when that movie was, >> it was fun to say. No, no, no, no, no.
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That's not what I'm saying. It's that Yeah, it seemed it seemed >> um I think if Samuel Jackson wasn't in
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the scene, it would have been weird. >> I think there needs to be like, you
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know, I mean, oh well, Sam's fine with it. >> There's two ways to look at it.
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>> Okay, >> that's his quote. >> He said, I hope the publicity you're
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getting from 132 different media outlets writing your name and printing your picture was worth disrespecting me and a
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film I remember quite clearly you were thrilled to be a part of. the writer director wrote in his statement
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addressed directly to Arquet. >> Wow. >> Um here's what's interesting. Two ways
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to look at this >> and let's get some let's get some honest perspective from the booth as well then.
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>> Yeah. >> Especially from filmmaker over there. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> If the calls for the character in almost anything that we've ever made in the
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world of art in film, if we're going to believe that this is the world in a vacuum,
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>> if it calls for the character to use certain language, it lines up. When Leo
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went off, right, it was disgusting. But that was the character. You mean in Django Unchained?
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>> Yeah. >> No. >> In what? Leo. >> In Titanic when he yells n word.
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>> Oh yeah, I remember that. >> Right when he drowns he says it. >> Yeah. You got to turn it off. But he
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says the n word. Right when he >> when when he said goodbye Rose and then says
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the word >> he says I remember that. >> Yeah. >> No dude in Django he says it. It's very
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appropriate for the character. atrocious to hear. But yeah, what what Tarantino was doing was
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>> showing how viteral and disgusting these people were. It was brilliant. It made
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you loathe a guy that we love. It was perfect. >> The argument that many people have made
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is >> this man, it didn't really fit the character. It was very odd. It was
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almost inserted in a way where you go, this guy lives in the valley, as we know. He's got a wife.
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>> He's friends with these guys. So he's obviously a little bit of a up to no
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goodter, >> but it doesn't seem it's it it is true that it doesn't quite fit the character.
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>> Yeah, because Leo in um Django is a plantation, you know what I mean? >> He's a slave owner.
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>> A slave owner. And he would say it, but a guy that lives in Sherman Oaks
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>> also, right? A guy with Sherman Oaks, right? Who has a >> Does he have a black wife?
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>> Yeah, Bonnie's black. Yes. >> Yeah, Bonnie's black, right? So maybe
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that >> is Bill Burr. >> I don't know. >> I don't know.
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>> That's an interesting. >> Can Bill Burr say it? >> I'm I How about this? I bet you he
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doesn't. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I bet he doesn't. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I understand the argument where you're like, I get if things are called
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contextually for a character. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> But that character
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>> wasn't really that. >> Right. Right. Right. >> Look, does she need to talk about it
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publicly? No. >> But also, we've all thought it. We've all been like, "Oo, that was weird."
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When he said it, you were like, "Whoa." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Because I have that sign outside of my
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house. >> Yeah. Like last night, >> that fits me. >> Yeah. But last night I saw Chappelle
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Lacy at Swingers, right? >> He is always at Swingers. >> HE'S ALWAYS THERE. HE LIVES THERE. HE
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LIVES THERE, RIGHT? And he gets that chicken sandwich. >> Careful. >> No, I mean, IT'S NOT FRIED.
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>> OKAY. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. IT'S IT'S not fried. Yeah. Yeah. He gets that
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like just that that you know I know grilled cheese exact same one every night. >> Yeah. The same how he loves that
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sandwich >> every night. >> But it's it's as if you know I mean I
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said it to him last night. >> Why? >> No. What I'm saying is that in
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>> Why did you say it say it? Well, I didn't say it. What I'm saying is is
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that how casually he says it in the movie, right? Is like even if you're with your black friend, you wouldn't
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casually say that. >> No, you wouldn't. >> You wouldn't. No, you
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>> know where you would say >> you want to say it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You want to say it, but you
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wouldn't casually do it. You know where you you you know you know when you say
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it in front of your black friend >> when >> never. >> Exactly.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. You never say it. >> Yeah. You don't. >> Yeah. You never say it.
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>> I got a fan like a fan to my fan page or is that or the girl that helps the book
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uh the show? >> Go back. Go back. >> Sorry. >> Okay. I got an email through the team
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from like a fan or something. >> Go further back. >> Okay, >> I'm kidding.
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>> My my dad ran out on my mom and I >> All right. >> Oh, I got an email from like a fan page
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thing or something and it is a request for you and I >> to perform at a wedding. And now
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immediately I was like, "No, I'm not going to perform at a wedding. >> I'm not going to perform at a wedding.
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>> I'm out." But how about this? >> I'm out. >> It's the royal family.
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>> Yeah, I'm in. >> Yeah. >> No, but as of >> But Prince Andrew has to be there.
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>> It is It's his wedding. It's his wedding. >> Oh, it's his wedding. Okay.
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>> It is very weird. They want us to perform at a wedding. Clearly, I'm like,
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"No, we're not going to perform at a wedding." But the thought of it was so
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funny that you want this beautiful special moment. I was just in my car laughing like, "You want this beautiful
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special moment >> of you marrying your wife and Bobby and I >> doing bits? You want us to do bits at
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the happiest moment of your life? >> Yeah. >> You want Bobby and I to do a Bobby Llama
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>> to your uncle. Yeah. >> Yeah. There's just no way. >> No, I would never. But it did make me
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laugh >> cuz they did. They It is weird. We get Okay. We get people to say, "Can I
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propose to my wife at your show?" Yeah. >> We did that all the time. We let them
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propose, but we've never been asked to do the wedding to perform at the wedding.
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>> Yeah. >> Kachava. You know, it's like I'm trying to lose weight. I and Kachava has
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completely helped me. It has all the nutrients. They're so delicious. They have a new flavor which is coffee baby.
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Remember the strawberry one they drop? Man, I love that one. Every time they drop a new flavor, dude, I get stoked,
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you went up. >> Then Ally went up. >> No. No. Ally >> went up after you. Yeah. I brought up
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and Ally brought me up. Correct. Right. And she brought me up. Great intro. Right. And um, you know, you tell a
00:24:25
joke, you know, when the guy, previous person, Right. She took it well, but some people don't. How do you think
00:24:31
about that? >> So, what I did was, ladies and gentlemen, Yeah. Margaret Chow. Funny.
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>> Simple. Yeah. >> A simple, right? She turned around, did a smirk.
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>> Yeah. Like, Right. And Well, >> yeah. Right. >> Then went to the lot and her tires.
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>> Yeah. But I've I've I've given people, you know what I mean? That and they
00:24:49
haven't talked to me for years. >> You Well, you Well, it depends on the
00:24:53
relationship. No, I've had great relationships with comics where I said something like I I I'm I'm not afraid to
00:25:00
say it, but do it. >> You know what I mean? Um, it wasn't even bad. It was Argus Hamilton.
00:25:05
>> Respect a legend. >> Legend. Right. Um, great hair day. Something like it was it wasn't it
00:25:13
wasn't anything. Right. >> Right. You know what I mean? Two years later, he's like, I have a resentment
00:25:17
towards you. You know what I mean? My hair looked good THAT NIGHT. I WAS LIKE, >> "Two years."
00:25:25
>> He was feeling it. Yeah. >> He was probably >> I I mean, do you say I mean, do you do a
00:25:28
little slam slam? >> Uh-uh. >> You don't. >> Here's why. Unless it's you. If it's a
00:25:33
>> Oh, you say crazy thing. >> Well, but you're a friend. It doesn't I
00:25:35
can't You know what? If it's if it's a certain people, I'll do it. But pretty
00:25:39
rarely. Yeah. >> Like because Marin and I went back and forth for a little while because that
00:25:42
[ __ ] He'd give me an intro every time. I'd be like, I try to be friends
00:25:44
with this guy. We went hiking once. He never wants to hike with me again. I don't know if we'll probably never be
00:25:48
friends. Andrew Santino. >> That's still pretty good. >> And I'm like, "Thanks for the [ __ ]
00:25:52
>> Yeah, but that's still pretty good because it shows relationship."
00:25:55
>> I know. But it's not even like a you're gonna like this guy. It's like here he
00:25:58
is. >> Yeah. >> You got I pump it up. >> You got spayed, >> huh?
00:26:02
>> Got spayed the other night. >> What did I say about Spade? Oh, yeah.
00:26:05
>> What' you say? >> What did you What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What? What
00:26:09
did you say? >> What? I was like, "Give it up for that guy." What did I say?
00:26:12
>> He needs it. >> He needs it. >> That See, >> it crushed.
00:26:17
>> It crushed. But David loves that kind of stuff. >> He does. He's He's He's great about
00:26:20
stuff like that. >> There's certain people that enjoy it because they kind of think it's fun. He
00:26:24
also, if you saw from, he was holding me from going on stage. >> You do. That's the It's a good fun bit.
00:26:30
>> He stops me from getting on stage. He pretends he needs to like talk to me or
00:26:33
something and he's just making you wait longer. And the host is going >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:37
>> Get to the stage. >> And I don't know if it's for them or the
00:26:40
host suffering. >> It's both. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think you're having two
00:26:43
people suffer. Yeah. Yeah. Because the host is always a newer comic and they don't know what to do.
00:26:49
>> That's what I like. >> They keep going. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then sometimes they'll
00:26:52
look at the curtain, >> see if anyone's see if anyone's back there, right? They get really nervous.
00:26:57
>> Yeah, they do. >> Yeah. I do a one minute rule with Ramsey Badawi.
00:27:01
>> Oh my god. >> I go one minute. >> What does that mean? >> He doesn't get to get on stage for a
00:27:05
minute after his name is announced. >> One minute. >> One minute rule.
00:27:09
>> Oh my god. >> It's the best. >> Does he tank? That's That's
00:27:12
>> Yes. It's a challenge >> to dig out of that hole. >> Yeah. Yeah. You got to learn.
00:27:18
>> You throw him in the well. >> Yeah. You You got to throw him in the
00:27:20
wild, dude. >> Go get out. >> Yeah. Buffalo Bill style, dude. >> Put the lotion back.
00:27:23
>> Yeah. The nails have to be in the wall. All right. So, what I do is I'll I'll
00:27:29
grab the wrist. I apologize. I know. I realized when we Googled it that wrist grabbing is bad. I won't do it again.
00:27:34
Right. But, but when I didn't know that, right, I would grab his wrist or I would
00:27:37
close the green room door. Yeah. >> And I would look right a minute and he
00:27:40
go, "Come on, Bob." >> Right. They're already clapping for him.
00:27:44
>> Yeah, they they're waiting. >> Yeah. And how much more? I go 44 five more
00:27:48
seconds. >> Oh my god. >> It's great. >> It's so uncomfortable.
00:27:51
>> Yeah. And then I'll gradually open the door. He'll run out there. Right. But
00:27:55
sometimes he kills with it >> cuz he usually >> cuz he he tells the truth.
00:27:59
>> Bobby locked me in the room for me, right? >> Yeah. He'll figure out a way
00:28:03
>> and that's going to crush. >> Yeah. Because they used to do that to me
00:28:06
when I was opening for >> Who did that? >> So I used to I don't know. I've told
00:28:09
this before. I mean, I've told this before, but >> Mensia did it. >> Do you know remember why though?
00:28:14
>> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, I used to have this bit where >> I would do my hair like this.
00:28:22
>> Yeah. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> And I would go up on stage, right? And I
00:28:26
would and just the look would be funny. >> Right. >> Right. So, I they would people would
00:28:30
just laugh and I would have like a I just stare at the audience like that, right? For like 30 seconds. I go, I'm
00:28:36
not really Asian. I just woke up and it >> that's a great bit, >> dude.
00:28:42
>> Crush Crush. >> Yeah. >> Back in the late '9s. >> Dude, Crushville.
00:28:47
>> Bring that back. >> Bring back that back. Right. >> So good.
00:28:49
>> And then you know what Mensia said one night? >> What? >> He threw at me a hat.
00:28:53
>> He goes, "You're not doing that bit again." >> Why?
00:28:56
>> It's a crutch. >> It's a funny joke. >> I know. But he he put he threw me a hat
00:29:01
>> because Did you do it to open every show? >> Every show. >> Well, that's okay.
00:29:04
>> Yeah. Every show I would use it, right? Right. And he he thought that it was not
00:29:08
helping me, >> right? And so he gave me a hat. I would have to wear a hat and not do that bit.
00:29:12
>> Okay. Well, I get what he's doing. >> No, but he's trying to It's about
00:29:15
teaching. >> Yes. You're you're coaching. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But you got to know you got to know it's
00:29:18
good, but you got to grow. >> Yeah. And that anxiety. I don't know what I'm teaching with the one minute.
00:29:26
>> I don't know. I I KNOW THAT THERE'S A LESSON THERE SOMEWHERE. >> I know there's a lesson there somewhere.
00:29:30
I just don't know what it is yet. Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know what it doesn't matter. He
00:29:33
Maybe he needs to find out what the lesson is. Maybe that's on it's on the
00:29:36
student, not the teacher. The teacher doesn't need to know. >> The teacher doesn't know need to know.
00:29:40
>> The student must figure out the right. Here's another thing I used to do.
00:29:46
>> All right. You have to say yaba daba. >> Ya daba doo >> five times in your set and you can't
00:29:51
tell the audience why. >> Oh my god. >> It's a great one. >> Just in the middle of it be like, well,
00:29:56
you know, yaba da doo. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And you use it as a filler. So if you go
00:30:01
and my mom and dad, they they're they're moving and yaba. Yeah. And >> so then Yeah. You have to throw it in.
00:30:06
>> Yeah. Because you know they used to be those those those like hamburger.
00:30:11
>> Oh >> hamburger. >> You know the comic hamburger. >> Oh hamburger.
00:30:14
>> Yeah. Hamburger. Right. They used to do that between Joe. That was their hook
00:30:19
line >> back in the 80s or '9s. >> They used to have hook lines. You know
00:30:24
what I mean? Like you know chicken fried steak. You know what I mean? Just in the
00:30:26
middle of just the middle of nowhere and the whole audience would chant it. Chicken fried steak. Right. So that's
00:30:33
what I'm teaching. Right. >> Yeah. Maybe yaba daba do is the thing. >> But chicken fried steak is also great.
00:30:37
That is great. A great line. >> Here's another thing I used to do. Right. You have to hopscotch one time
00:30:42
from one end of the stage to the other and not tell the audience why >> while you're in the middle of set.
00:30:46
>> No. In between jokes. >> So you did they punch and then they have
00:30:51
to across the stage and I'm in No one's laughing but I'm I'm in the back of the
00:30:57
room. >> You're laughing. >> Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. I'm just
00:31:02
gackling. That's solely for you. That's for you. >> It's only for me.
00:31:05
>> Cuz I've never I don't I God, I'm a boring headliner. I'm like, get out
00:31:08
there and have fun. >> No, you got to do challenges. >> I can't I just I'm scared of making them
00:31:13
uncomfortable. I'm nervous that they're going to be like >> I think this is back in the day. You
00:31:18
know what I mean? >> Yeah. Not now. >> Yeah. You [ __ ] with Ramsey now.
00:31:21
>> Only Ramsey now. But But I'll tell you why, Ramsey. I've He owes me his life.
00:31:26
>> Why? >> I've given him everything. >> You've given him a lot of opportunity.
00:31:29
>> I give him a lot of opportunity. We're very close. I talked to him last night.
00:31:32
We're good friends. >> You do love him. >> Yeah. So, he's not just an opener. He's
00:31:35
now turned into a friend. So, I feel like we can [ __ ] with each other. He [ __ ] with me as well.
00:31:39
>> Well, you know what's next? You're friends. You might as well be business
00:31:41
partners with him. >> Maybe one day, >> dude. I watched Soft White Underbelly.
00:31:47
>> Yeah, I love him. >> Those are I cannot stop watching. >> Some of them were hot. The Homeless
00:31:51
Girls. >> So many of them. >> Oh my god. I GOT YOU CAN LIVE AT MY HOUSE FOR FREE.
00:31:57
>> And you know what? The Soft Fight Underbelly, you know what's crazy about
00:32:00
this? He'll go back like he'll go back like eight, nine months later. >> Yeah. Yeah. See what they're doing.
00:32:06
>> AND THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING. >> SAME THING. Same thing. Yeah. Like this
00:32:08
girl. >> Beautiful. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Beautiful. >> All she needs to get on is like, you
00:32:12
know, um she just needs to get on >> Accutane. Look at her face. >> No, buddy. That's a tattoo.
00:32:16
>> Oh, that is Oh, [ __ ] >> It is crazy. >> Yeah. Oh, man. That's a good one. Yeah.
00:32:23
>> Wait a minute. Is that a bruise? >> No, she's half panda. It's one of those new hybrids, right?
00:32:31
>> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Like like this like this girl, like for instance, if she Okay, that the last
00:32:36
girl that you had, >> this girl's gorgeous. >> Gorgeous, right? You're single, right?
00:32:41
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, >> if this girl said to me, "Hey, I'm in
00:32:45
the throws of addiction. I live on the streets. I'm sharing needles with strangers. I'm sleeping with people for
00:32:50
money. >> What do you think?" And I go, "Come on in." >> But then your TV is missing. So what?
00:32:56
Oh, yeah. You're right. Get a new TV. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Get a new TV.
00:32:59
>> She robs all my friends. >> And then like late at night, she's in
00:33:01
the bathroom. You hear scratching sounds for some reason. >> Like, what is she doing in there? Right.
00:33:07
>> We should note >> Yeah. >> This is very sad. >> Sad. It's very sad. Very sad. Very sad.
00:33:12
>> No, what it is is we love the interviews cuz they're powerful as [ __ ] We We get
00:33:15
to see the window into this life of addiction that is [ __ ] It's dark and wild and it takes everyone. The point
00:33:21
we're making is >> addiction knows no bounds. It doesn't matter where you're from, what color you
00:33:25
are, how much money you came from, but it's everybody. And then these interviews are [ __ ] so powerful.
00:33:32
>> Yeah. The real feeler soul, man. You're like, I can't How could like sometimes
00:33:36
you'll see a kid who's like 20 years old. >> Yeah. >> And he's like, I haven't been home since
00:33:39
I was 16. YOU'RE LIKE, WHY? >> YEAH. A lot of it's nurture, though.
00:33:43
>> It's not nature. >> Yeah. >> It's all nurture. >> I think most of it's nurture. I think
00:33:48
that um you know, >> well, you don't addiction. >> I think addiction I think addiction is
00:33:52
nature, right? But if you have I know, but if you have great parents, right, you can navigate it.
00:33:57
>> I I I think so. But I think so >> I think that without my parents cuz I
00:34:00
got sober when I was 17, right? My parents threw me in rehab a lot, right? And they never stopped caring. They
00:34:08
never stopped trying, >> you know? >> Yeah, that's important. >> I think that's important.
00:34:11
>> But also, if you have a broken home, right, your parents aren't there.
00:34:14
They're in their own addiction, right? You know what I mean? Uh you have no money,
00:34:18
>> you know? I mean I mean these things, >> it's a layered effect.
00:34:20
>> It's a layered effect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it and it gets harder and harder.
00:34:23
>> Yeah. >> Well, I'm happy that you're sober. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what my
00:34:26
point is is that it's more it's I know it's a combination of both. >> It is sweating.
00:34:30
>> Yeah. Why are you sweating now? >> Because of the um >> I know. I know.
00:34:33
>> Withdrawal. >> Withdrawal. >> Okay. So, how about it though? What What
00:34:36
is What's the in intake of nicotine now? How much? >> I don't know. This one has
00:34:40
>> How many pouches a day? >> Six mgs. Probably three. >> Three a day. Yeah. That's not that bad.
00:34:46
Yeah. >> I mean, I guess what do I know? But I feel like that's not that bad. I feel
00:34:48
like the average has got to be way higher. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, you'll be proud of me. Last night I
00:34:52
was laying in bed and I put away my phone cuz I was thinking about our screen time conversation.
00:34:57
>> And so I put it away and I didn't touch it >> until >> made coffee in the morning, walked the
00:35:03
dog, dropped a deuce, played with the dog in the backyard. Then when I was finally done with that, made a little
00:35:09
snacky breakfast and then I picked up my phone. >> You know, um I love you and I know we're
00:35:13
business partners and friends. I think that's a lie. >> Why? >> Because last night you sent me a Tik Tok
00:35:18
video. at that time. What time? >> Let me see. What time you took a Senate?
00:35:22
>> Well, I pro I wasn't in bed yet. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
00:35:25
>> I wasn't in bed yet. >> Okay, let me just see. Let me just see
00:35:27
>> what time. >> Let me see. So, uh, there you um, >> what time?
00:35:33
>> Hold on. I got to go down because I get Oh, there you go. I go. Haha. Haha. So,
00:35:37
time was at what? So, what time did you say you you put your phone down? >> When I went to bed.
00:35:42
>> Yeah. What time? >> 1:30. >> That's when you put you put your phone
00:35:45
down. >> 1:30 or 2:00 in the morning. 1. No. 12:30 or 1. Maybe that maybe it's closer
00:35:49
to 1:00. >> Okay. 12:15 you sent it. >> Okay. So, that would mean >> Okay, you're right.
00:35:52
>> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I I don't go to bed. >> I thought it was much later, right?
00:35:56
Because I was like, he's texting me. He's You know what I mean? Sending me a
00:35:59
I was on the couch with the dog. >> Can I show them what you sent me or >> It's one of the funniest
00:36:02
>> Well, I was on the couch with the dog scrolling through my phone >> because she had to get up early. Yeah.
00:36:06
>> And so when I sleep, I sleep in the other room cuz she's got to get up
00:36:09
early. So, I'm sitting on my phone playing with the dog. And then I said, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to
00:36:13
brush my teeth and I'm going to lay in bed and just stay on my phone. >> But I didn't. and I left the phone, but
00:36:18
that is one of the last texts I sent. Show them the video that you can send it to.
00:36:22
>> Text it to Carlos. Play this video. I So, here I am sitting on the couch
00:36:26
>> petting the dog, tick- tocking away before I go to bed. And I see this video
00:36:30
and I think Bobb's got to see this right away. This is what he sent me at midnight.
00:36:57
>> But here's what I don't even know what's going on really to be honest with you.
00:37:00
>> They don't either. >> Okay. >> This is >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:03
>> She's singing a song and having her daughter or sister sing along. >> I just think the
00:37:07
>> But what's the funny part? You send crazy stuff. You >> what?
00:37:14
>> Yeah, you send the most wild [ __ ] dude. >> Guys with no head. >> Yeah, but that's unbelievable. How are
00:37:20
they living? >> I was I was impressed by her talent. Is this Did she post this?
00:37:26
>> And if she did, what was the goal? >> Yeah. >> So, I'm thinking, what am I supposed to
00:37:31
feel? Yeah. >> That's why the internet's beautiful. You interpret it as you may. The second
00:37:34
thing I would like to add is that the little one feels like doesn't want to be
00:37:38
there. >> No. Yeah, >> it's forced. >> It's for clicks.
00:37:42
>> It's forced. Yeah. >> Yeah. Go to just zoom in on the girl the
00:37:45
whole time. >> Excuse me, Sabrina. Do you want to do a video? >> No. No.
00:37:50
>> Zoom in. Is >> that joke sucked? >> No, it was good. >> That joke was bad.
00:37:54
>> It was good. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm sweating, dude. >> All right, let's see.
00:37:56
>> Yeah. >> Just zoom in on her. Start it all over again and let's just see her from the
00:38:00
beginning and just go to her face. You're right. >> He She doesn't want to be there.
00:38:15
>> She does not. >> It's a hostage situation. >> This is a hostage.
00:38:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And they put the dog in the background
00:38:19
to give people some semblance. >> I don't even see the dog. Where's the
00:38:21
dog? >> Watch. It'll poke right there. >> Where's I don't even see the dog.
00:38:23
>> Right there. Yeah. Where you >> have to watch the video again. >> What?
00:38:26
>> Oh, there is the dog. >> Look at that. >> Yeah. Yeah. What a cute dog.
00:38:30
>> Huh? The dog has like eight eyes or something on its forehead. >> Oh, maybe this is AI.
00:38:35
>> I It could be AI. >> Is AI getting me all the time? And I don't even know half.
00:38:40
>> I think AI is so crazy, dude. >> Do Do you think models are in trouble?
00:38:44
>> Because of AI? >> Uh, well, I know why you're asking that. >> Why are you asking?
00:38:50
>> Because on Instagram, >> I asked. I mean, why am I asking? >> Because on Instagram,
00:38:55
>> sometimes I don't know. >> I've seen I know. >> Do you? Well, you've sent me some of the
00:38:59
girls that you're questioning. >> Yeah. Yeah. I go, "Is this real?
00:39:02
>> Real or no?" Yeah. And I go, "No, it's not." But it is funny. Some of them are
00:39:05
so They're so good at copying real influencers. Yeah. >> That I You don't know cuz how about
00:39:11
this? The real influencers are putting so many filters on, they look AI now. >> Exactly.
00:39:16
>> So, it's like a hat on a hat now. >> Yeah. They all look fake. So, the fakes
00:39:21
look more real than the fake then people It's [ __ ] >> I think filters should be illegal on
00:39:25
dating apps. That is a very good point. >> I know. I'm being real. >> No, no, no. There is an app that does
00:39:30
that. There's a there's there's one that you it can't use makeup and stuff.
00:39:36
There's like a >> Oh, >> what is that one? Someone talk to me about there. There's a dating app where
00:39:41
people are like in the raw or something. Yeah. Real. Is that what it's called?
00:39:44
>> I don't know. >> Whatever. >> Yeah. >> But Bobby Lee's new app is going to be
00:39:48
no makeup. No. >> Oh, you can wear makeup. >> No. No filters. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. But but filters are
00:39:53
>> Let me see you first thing in the morning. Do your hair and do your face
00:39:56
again. What? >> Your hair and your face again. >> This is your date. This should be There
00:40:00
should be a dating app where everybody looks like this. >> That would be amazing. Amazing.
00:40:07
>> The first thing in the morning in the morning. First thing in the morning.
00:40:10
>> First thing in the morning, dude. >> Dude, that's first thing in the morning.
00:40:13
>> We Oh, I'd get no matches. >> That's not our problem. >> That's not our problem.
00:40:17
>> Yeah. >> Your can stay on. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stay on the thing.
00:40:20
>> That's where there's AI. By the way, I get fooled by Hinge AI girls. That's why
00:40:25
I just said it should be illegal. >> Thank you. I I You're welcome. I'll vote for you then.
00:40:30
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you'd like to get on our app first thing in the
00:40:33
morning, it's all natural. It's completely verified by humans to make sure you're human. You have to call our
00:40:38
call center to verify that you're human. >> But I'm going to be working at the call
00:40:41
center. >> Correct. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And you can reap some of the benefits.
00:40:44
You can go, "Hey, you know, I work at the call center. So, if you want to wear
00:40:48
makeup and not wear your first photo, corrupt it. Corrupt the system. Something has to corrupt it. give them a
00:40:53
blue check mark kind of thing. >> 100% validate that >> first thing I'm being real. That's a
00:40:57
good idea. >> First thing in the morning is awesome. >> A dating app. Yeah, that's a really good
00:41:00
that's genius >> because it will force people to go don't try to look good for this first thing in
00:41:04
the morning photo. We will call you out. Yeah. >> So, first thing in the morning is the
00:41:08
app that Bob and I are creating. It's a dating app where you take a photo right
00:41:11
when you >> every photo is right in the morning. >> Right. When the morning, by the way,
00:41:15
you're allowed to every day you're allowed to update and change that photo.
00:41:18
Like, let's say you don't like it. You are allowed to change every You can
00:41:21
leave it in perpetuity, but you can >> No, no. You You could take as many photos as you want and choose. Oh,
00:41:26
>> no. No, no. I like I like the idea of your profile photo is you right first
00:41:31
thing in the morning. Yeah. >> If you want to change it, you have to wait a full day. So once you upload it,
00:41:35
that's got to stay. >> And you can leave it for a few days if you want.
00:41:39
>> Yeah. But dating apps, you need five or six on your page. >> No, no. The joke of first thing in the
00:41:42
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>> Why do you want to make it a joke? Cuz it is a joke. >> It's a death jam.
00:46:02
You know what I mean? >> Yeah, it kind of is. >> No, no, no. We do it. I'm being real. We
00:46:07
make a real app first >> called First thing in the morning where it's just natural pictures of people
00:46:12
where people really know who what you look like. But the problem I have is if you let them upload multitudes of
00:46:18
photos, they are going to try to manipulate those to look better as time go. So that's my point. If you have one
00:46:23
photo, that's all you get. That's who how you engage. That's more interesting
00:46:26
to me to go that's the one thing I have to work with. Let me go from there. Otherwise, people are going to try to
00:46:31
make those other photos look better. They're going to they're going to find a
00:46:35
way to look as sexy as they can first thing in the morning. >> Yeah. But you can
00:46:39
>> you just have to upload one a day and a day. It goes into your >> That's what I'm saying. So upload every
00:46:44
day. You have to upload every day. >> And you can keep the one that you liked
00:46:47
3 days ago and not upload. >> Pin it. >> You can pin it. You can pin it.
00:46:51
>> You can pin it. >> Okay. Good. Good. Good. All right. Good. Good. Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:54
>> And then what's >> How do you start it? >> We'll get an app guy.
00:46:58
>> By the way, there's an app guy listening to our pod development again as we
00:47:01
speak. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And he's like, "Got it. I'm going to
00:47:03
make a billion dollars." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We should hire someone to develop that
00:47:06
app. >> Yeah. >> First thing and we've talked about it too much.
00:47:08
>> Yeah. >> So AI >> I honestly think it's a good idea. >> It's a very good idea.
00:47:12
>> Yeah. Don't you think it's a good idea? Natural. Yeah. Yeah. Because we've been
00:47:17
deceived. >> You know what I mean? >> How about this one? >> Deceiving you?
00:47:20
>> No. No. No. You like roll up to a house and you see them walking out of the
00:47:23
house and then you just drive away. >> That's happened. But I've gone That's
00:47:26
happened before. >> I've gone out with them. I don't >> Me, too. I've done that, too.
00:47:29
>> Horrible. >> Like, come on in. >> No, I see these stories. Wonka Wonka
00:47:32
Wonka. You a Star Wars AI movie. How come I see these stories online of so many of these women being stood up on
00:47:46
these dates? Is this [ __ ] though? Is this [ __ ] >> Because I see these Tik Toks or these
00:47:50
Instagram reels of people being like, "I got stood up again." And I'm like,
00:47:54
>> "Is this happening that much?" >> But I feel like it's happening the other
00:47:57
way. >> Girls are standing up, dudes. For sure. You've been stood up >> twice. I've stood up more girls than
00:48:04
not. So, I've actually done it. >> Oh [ __ ] Really? >> I've done it through scheduling. I've
00:48:08
done it. >> Yeah. Flaking. Yeah. >> No, not flaking. I just scheduling.
00:48:12
What do you mean? What's the difference? >> Oh, like something comes up like, you
00:48:14
know, >> oh, a fake thing. >> I got one more dating app for us. >> Oh, give me another one.
00:48:18
>> Um, uh, I don't feel so good. That's what it's called. I don't feel so good.
00:48:23
>> You see them at that worst >> and when they're sick. >> Oh, that's a good one.
00:48:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't feel so good. So, the whole the the purpose
00:48:30
>> Oh, let's call it the way. >> Yeah. >> Diseases, too. >> Diseases. Yeah. Yeah. Can you take a
00:48:35
look at this? That's what it's called. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Does this look bad to you?
00:48:38
>> Tumors. >> Tumors. tumors website. >> Yeah, tumors. >> Do you have tumors? Yeah,
00:48:44
>> I do too. >> Yeah. >> Uh, >> honestly, I I think I'm I think a sick
00:48:51
one where where the photos of you or when you have been very sick are very It's very funny cuz what you look like
00:48:58
when you're sick, >> that's the [ __ ] That's way worse than first thing in the morning.
00:49:02
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz when you're sick, you look the worst. >> Yeah. I don't know. I don't I don't
00:49:07
know. Yeah. Yeah. I think Yeah. >> I know. I'm experimenting. >> I KNOW YOU ARE. FIRST thing in the
00:49:11
morning. >> I'm an app developer. >> Yeah. Yeah. First Yeah, first. All
00:49:14
right. >> First thing in the morning, we'll take like that way. Yeah. >> Someone is doing it. You know that.
00:49:19
>> What's up, dog? >> Buddy. >> Is that All Saints? What are you wearing
00:49:22
there, Mike? >> Oh, see, he's interested in the clothes already. >> Oh, you like the shirt?
00:49:25
>> Yeah, I like the fit cuz I don't >> This is my merch. >> Oh, this is your merch.
00:49:28
>> Really good fit there. Thank you. >> The pants, too. >> Uh, this is Puma.
00:49:32
>> I rock Puma. Nothing but Puma. And then the shirt says, "Buildings don't fall
00:49:35
like that." >> Yeah. Wow. >> Yeah. which is just a fun >> 911. But
00:49:39
>> you get it. You got YouTube. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm a YouTube guy.
00:49:42
>> You know, buildings don't fall like that, do they? They don't. >> I think it's important to talk.
00:49:47
>> I think >> and laugh about it. Now, first of all, it used to be funny. Now it's just too
00:49:50
true. >> Yeah. >> Well, too much people know. >> We found out all the conspiracy theories
00:49:54
turned out to be real. >> Yeah. >> Qanon is was correct on almost everything they predicted.
00:49:59
>> Nailed it. >> Pizza. Pizza. >> Honestly, I was I was nailing it the
00:50:02
last 12 years. Hammered drunk at most bars. >> Yeah. You were telling people the truth.
00:50:06
Now I'm like I'm calling people like, "Dude, I was right the whole time."
00:50:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm still on your fit though. >> Yeah. Like he loves the fit.
00:50:12
>> The shoes. >> Puma also. >> Yeah. Yeah. White brand new. >> Uh, no. I keep them clean. I got some
00:50:17
dirt. I get the same ones dirty. >> Yeah. Yeah. You look good today, man. >> Thank you, bro. Insinuating I look bad
00:50:23
most days. >> No, not wait. I'm sorry. No, no, no. That's what I was insinuating. Is that the word?
00:50:30
>> It is. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was just saying I was giving you a compliment.
00:50:33
How nice you look today. Thank you. >> That's all it was. Yeah. >> Cincinnati's finest. Cincinnati, right?
00:50:38
>> Oh, yeah. >> Cincinnati. >> Yeah. We're a couple Midwest boys that
00:50:40
attended a great university in the desert. >> That's right, dude. >> Phoenix.
00:50:44
>> Arizona State. Go Devil. >> That's his That's his mother. This his
00:50:46
mother's home now. >> Really? What are her cross streets? >> Tell them.
00:50:50
>> If I was going to focus on one of the windows in the home, which would I
00:50:53
>> That's a good one. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You like Asian ladies?
00:50:56
>> You know what? I got one at the crib right now. >> Do you really?
00:51:00
>> Your girlfriend's Asian? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Do I know her? No, she's I don't
00:51:04
date other comics. I try not to. I I don't I actually know her. Do I know her? You know what?
00:51:10
Honestly, MIKE, I SEE MIKE AT that conference all the time. >> I know you guys all know each other.
00:51:14
>> You're right. Right. So, you mean there could have >> You know what? We live close to your
00:51:18
hood. I live by K Town. So, >> I drive home sometime and just We don't
00:51:23
know each other too well, but I'm always like, "What if I just turned and saw
00:51:25
Bobby Lee just getting a handy in the alley?" >> Yeah. K Town. It's more likely he's over
00:51:29
there eating Korean barbecue. >> Barbecue. Yeah. Which isn't that the same thing? Sometimes
00:51:33
>> it is. Is she full-blooded or half? >> She is fullblooded. She is not your This
00:51:38
is my first of all, she's not Korean. I want to say that. >> That's fine.
00:51:41
>> Yeah. Which is But which I love because >> Yeah, >> we love that.
00:51:46
>> I went more cuz you guys are like elite Asians. >> That's right.
00:51:49
>> Can you say that again? >> You're elevated Asian. >> Can you say that again, please?
00:51:51
>> You're elite Asians. You're aware of this, right? There's a there are
00:51:54
rankings. The Asians know. >> Is she Chinese? >> No. She's ocean.
00:51:57
>> That's also not >> what you going >> Filipino. >> No, you're in the You're
00:52:02
>> Le Ocean. >> Stay on land. You're getting closer. >> Thai.
00:52:06
>> There was a There was a >> Yeah, give us some hit. >> Yeah, there was a a similar war to
00:52:10
Korea. >> Cambodian, >> brother. You You don't know this. Do you
00:52:14
know you went straight to Cambodia? >> Pretty. I te up there. There was a similar war.
00:52:20
>> Stay Stay in Stay in the [ __ ] game. >> Cambodia. No. >> No. All right. Good. Let's stay in the
00:52:25
game. All right. All right. All right. We did Family Feud. We lost the Flavor Flave.
00:52:30
>> All right. That was rigged. That was [ __ ] rigged. >> Okay. That's what you're dealing with
00:52:35
though. Okay. >> Not Le Ocean. Not Cambodian. >> Not Tai. All right. So,
00:52:39
>> you said Thai Filipino. Give us another a hint, please. >> Um, phenomenal um culinary stuff. Really
00:52:46
good. And uh >> like a huge a huge >> Vietn Vietnam. Like a very popular dish. Yes.
00:52:53
>> Vietnamese. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, that wasn't much of a war, >> brother. I think we won.
00:52:58
>> Yeah. >> You know, I like to tell people we did. >> And that's why I always say, our
00:53:01
relationship, if it ends, I'm going to tell everybody I won. We won. >> What's your f favorite Vietnam movie?
00:53:06
You think >> my favorite romcom is Hamburger Hill? I stick around for the I stick around for
00:53:11
the at the end. No, I don't know. I probably like uh I mean, they're all
00:53:15
pretty depressing. There's none that are like >> Yeah. >> Um what's the Full Metal Jacket?
00:53:20
>> Classic. So classic Jacket might be one of the best movies of all time.
00:53:24
>> You think that's a tough That's a bold I >> I love that movie.
00:53:27
>> It's such a It's such a Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I'm fine with that.
00:53:31
>> It's a dark beautiful movie. It's It says a lot. >> And then I'm like almost I'm 39. So when
00:53:36
I watched that movie growing up, that was such a The first time you see a movie where you're like, "Yo, what the
00:53:41
[ __ ] What the fuck?" >> Like halfway through you're like, "What?
00:53:43
There's more movie?" >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm not joined the military.
00:53:47
>> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Well, I'm from the Big West, so you
00:53:49
>> I know. But when you when I saw that as a kid, I was like, I don't think I'm
00:53:52
going to join the military. >> No. >> The first half of Full Metal Jacket,
00:53:54
you're like, I can't deal with that. >> Yeah. >> Screaming. >> Yeah. No.
00:53:57
>> Yeah. Yeah. Me waking up at a certain hour. >> GET UP, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF [ __ ]
00:54:01
>> YEAH. IT'S 2:00 P.M. >> How close were you to joining the military out of high school?
00:54:06
>> I wasn't, but I'm like, that's what I say about the Midwest. You either leave
00:54:09
the Midwest at 18 or you die in the Middle East. >> Yeah. >> Um, >> right. It's true.
00:54:14
>> A real good slogan. That's the That's my other merch. Okay. >> It's in camouflage. It doesn't
00:54:19
>> So many Midwest people that a lot of our friends Yeah. I think like they go for
00:54:23
the Midwest first. >> Yeah. We're easy. I think that we are very American. Proud American.
00:54:29
>> Yes. >> Um so I say I didn't go but a lot of my good friends joined. A couple of homies
00:54:34
passed away and I know. Yeah. That's honestly that was my origin comedy stories. My buddy passed away when I was
00:54:41
21. I was like I hit the family up. I was like yo I got to speak at his funeral. I had the preacher crying and
00:54:46
laughing. And that was the first time I was like, "Yo, I can do something with
00:54:49
this." Yeah. If I got people cracking up at a funeral. Yeah. Because I was 21.
00:54:53
And that nobody knows anybody more at that age than your friends. >> You know what I mean? Your parents and
00:54:59
your family don't know your >> My dog died last Saturday. Maybe you should have showed up.
00:55:03
>> Yeah. I would I would have crushed. >> Chuckle cry. >> Yeah.
00:55:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Super funny. First of all, I told the story I told the story the
00:55:08
other night >> about you flirting with the vet tech that came to put your dog to rest. Yeah.
00:55:15
>> I mean, that's amazing that the guy's dog is dying and the vet comes and he's
00:55:19
he's trying to fog. >> Yeah. >> He timed out the Bluetooth snort at a
00:55:23
bad time. >> He's like, "Daddy's rock hard. >> You took the wrong pill.
00:55:29
>> Goodbye, Remy. Hello, mommy." >> Insane. >> Hey, we all mourn differently.
00:55:34
>> That's exactly right. That's But I gave him credit. Yeah, >> you're vulnerable.
00:55:38
>> Yeah. As a California boy, do you think I'm a [ __ ] >> Uh, I don't think I know. Um,
00:55:45
facts. >> You think I am though? You think I'm a little weaker? My strand
00:55:48
>> because you're California. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm San Diego boy. LA most
00:55:52
of my life. Southern California. >> I think my generalization on my worldview is Yes.
00:55:56
>> Oh, you think I'm >> This is just cuz you're from SoCal often
00:55:59
times. >> Now, if he was from SoCal and he was Mexican, different story. >> Different stuff. East LA. You have no
00:56:05
East LA in you. That's right. What do I have in me? >> You've got uh you got a lot of garden
00:56:10
some garden in you. Maybe some OC. >> Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> You've got some nice Anaheim areas.
00:56:17
>> Boba. There's some boba in my store. >> Some boba. >> Yeah, there's some boba in my story.
00:56:22
>> He's a lot more Montabelloo. You know what I mean? Yeah. He doesn't No, he's
00:56:26
rocking when he starts rocking. >> This is Deep SoCal. >> Don't come and knocking, dude. This guy,
00:56:31
he'll go nuts. >> I'll go nuts on you guys. >> Snap, dude. You know what I mean?
00:56:36
>> Anyway, yeah, there's some suburb in me, too. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Mall life. Mall life.
00:56:41
>> A lot of mall life. Oh, I like you know what? I'm I'm not above mall life. Good
00:56:44
people watching. >> Okay, good, good, good, good. >> San Diego. >> But you think in a war? No, because I
00:56:48
think he started something with me. >> Okay, go for it. Yeah, [ __ ] them up.
00:56:51
>> You think in a warlike situation? I am much older than you are much. >> Yeah. Yeah. But you think
00:56:55
>> they're not recruiting you? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Not now. >> Sure.
00:56:59
>> Yeah. But back in my day, we're the same age. You think that you would stand you
00:57:03
you would be tougher and more resilient in a warlike situation? >> Yeah. >> Um Yeah. I mean, dude, I used to crush
00:57:10
laser attack. I mean, oh, right, right, okay, good, good. >> I could dodge and stuff like that
00:57:14
>> because I took third when I did the VR boom. I mean, >> sandbox. >> You got the laser.
00:57:19
>> The last one I got number one, but I was with, you know, I mean, Jules and them.
00:57:21
Yeah, but maybe you're right. Yeah. Yeah. >> This guy uh he'll cheat at an escape
00:57:25
room. He's so clever. >> Yeah, >> he's good. >> Yeah, I'll do it twice and then take a
00:57:31
date on it. >> They go, "Oh, no. This is how you do it." >> But that's what's so good about you is
00:57:38
that's why Bobby would be good in wartime. Yeah, >> he would find a way.
00:57:41
>> I find a way to live and survive. >> That's selfish though. >> So what?
00:57:46
>> Yeah, it depends on your perspective on what's good at war. Kills or survival?
00:57:50
>> Surviving. Yeah. I always thought that in a war movie, right? You and I would
00:57:53
be dead. >> We'd be dead, but we'd get a couple kills. >> 100%.
00:57:56
>> I get no kills, but your dead bodies would I'd be you'd be on me.
00:58:00
>> Yeah. >> Have you ever thought that you would pull over, right? I would just two dead
00:58:04
bodies and just pretend I'm dead like that. >> I'd die in a murder sooie, dude. I'd
00:58:08
kill a guy and be like, "Dude, I can't I can't go on." >> Like, my legs would be blown off. I'd be
00:58:11
and I'd get a few hits and then be like, "I got to get out of here. I can't get
00:58:14
out." >> But in a Forest Gum situation, you know what I mean? My legs blown off. Would
00:58:18
you come and get me and drag me or No, >> I would get you. You'd seem the most
00:58:21
carryable. >> That's a very good You're a thinker. >> Well, this is postw. Yes.
00:58:26
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Postwgoi. Yeah. >> Yes. Pre-Wiard. A little harder. Yeah.
00:58:30
Yeah. Yeah. >> Speaking of which, that Tom Hanks threw me. I saw on the [ __ ] this morning,
00:58:35
um Jim Ers, the old owner of the Colt Colts. Sure. You're a big football. You're a big football fan.
00:58:40
>> Yeah. >> Um he sold, you're gonna love this, dude. You're going to this is going to
00:58:44
blow your mind. He had the biggest collection of sports and uh whatever memorabilia that
00:58:50
you've ever seen in your life. He has a [ __ ] a guitar of Hendricks. He's got
00:58:54
Dylan's guitar. He's got this guy. Look at this collection. And I brought they
00:58:58
saw it's it's up for live auction now. >> Oh, dude. The collection this guy had is
00:59:03
so unbelievable. >> Yeah, >> it's going to blow. He's got the lyrics
00:59:07
of [ __ ] Hey Jude handwritten by McCartney. I mean, >> really, >> the collection is explore the 3D space.
00:59:13
I want or >> or whatever. Go through it. Let me >> And he's got John's passive aggressive
00:59:17
corrections on there, too. >> Exactly. >> That's a deep Beatles.
00:59:20
>> No, we know for all the people that watch all four episodes. >> It was so good.
00:59:24
>> Yeah. >> But look at that. >> Wow. >> Uh, hold on. Hold on. Oh, wait. There we
00:59:29
go. >> There we So, a lot of rock and roll, >> but not No, but dude, he had he had Ali
00:59:34
Ali's robe that he wore out. >> Slugger. >> Oh, really? >> Hunter S. Thompson. That's Hunter S.
00:59:38
Thompson's car. >> Wow. Wow. >> That's amazing. >> That's the [ __ ] saddle from uh what's
00:59:44
the horse that won? That's the That's the >> secretariat. >> Secretariat. That's the That's the
00:59:47
original script that Rocky was written in that that you know Stallone probably wrote it on a
00:59:54
typewriter and then and then wrote it down just be like what I did. Jack Carowwak's Typescript scroll of of On
01:00:00
the Road. Carowwax's book on the road on Typescript. >> Wow. >> That's a weird one.
01:00:04
>> No, that's amazing. That book is so [ __ ] good, man. This guy's got so
01:00:07
like this is the kind of [ __ ] But I I met Yeah. Gretzky's jersey from his 500.
01:00:12
>> Damn. >> Keep going. The guy the >> That's a lot of value there, too.
01:00:16
>> A lot of value there. >> I think they said some of it is You can't price it. Oh, this is the one that
01:00:21
you would have loved, too. >> Which one? >> Smells Like Teen Spirit Curts guitar
01:00:24
from Smells Like Teen Spirit. >> Yeah. >> Really? the actual [ __ ] >> from like the video or like
01:00:29
>> from the video. From the video from the video, right? >> Johnny Cash's uh D21 acoustic.
01:00:35
>> Yeah. I don't know if I had the money that I would do that >> if you had his money. Yes, you would.
01:00:40
>> No, I wouldn't. >> Bobby, the guy was worth billions. What are you going to do with it?
01:00:44
>> You of all people love music [ __ ] Yeah. >> You wouldn't go buy Cobain's left-handed
01:00:48
fender Mustang. >> How much is it? >> He It's It's not priced on there. It's a
01:00:51
bit It's for bidding. >> Oh, the estimate is crazy. Is it 2 to 5 mil? 2.5 to five. It's either 2.5
01:00:58
million to 5 million. That's a big gap. >> That's crazy. >> I think maybe. Yeah, you're right. That
01:01:01
one I would. >> You would. You'd want specific things. Clapton's the fool. Gibson. Look at how
01:01:05
[ __ ] >> Yeah, but like Janice Joplin's toenail. I don't know what $5. Yeah.
01:01:09
>> You want things that are personal to your Okay. If you had things I wouldn't
01:01:12
buy. >> If you had unlimited funds, Mike, what would you buy? >> I would do some weird like I'm a big
01:01:16
hip-hop guy, but I don't know. I'd like get the NPC player that Dilla did some
01:01:19
stuff on maybe or something like that or like some tribe called Quest [ __ ] I don't know. Like I'm a huge in theory.
01:01:25
Good album. >> A great album. >> You know what? I always You know what? I
01:01:27
always thought that I would love People's Instinctive Travels, too, by the way. You know what I always thought
01:01:31
I would love? The carpets that are in recording rooms that go underneath the musical instruments to muffle the sound.
01:01:36
I want one of those carpets from someone powerful. That's cool. >> To put in my house cuz cuz these things
01:01:41
they sit on a shelf and a thing. This I'd want the carpet to be my [ __ ] carpet in my house.
01:01:47
>> I want the carpet from the Menendez killings >> in the parents bedroom.
01:01:51
>> Yeah. With the >> Yeah, I always wonder that. How much is that? Yeah, I want the duvet cover. It's
01:01:55
beautiful. >> Beautiful stuff. >> Miles Davis's trumpet. I mean, get
01:01:59
[ __ ] >> I don't know what I like the sports stuff, too. And then I'm a big movie
01:02:02
guy. Wouldn't you like like things from movies? >> Well, like what's something from a
01:02:05
famous film that like moved you or >> like the gun that Vincent Dafhrio blasted his head off 20 minutes into
01:02:10
Full Metal. >> That's a That's a fun one. That's a fun one. That's a fun.
01:02:14
>> That is actually a weird one. >> It's dark. I went immediately dark, but
01:02:18
uh pretty >> I got one. Oh, yeah. Right. I mean, we're walking here. That car that he
01:02:22
slapped. >> Oh, the taxi. >> Well, Midnight Cowboy, right? Midnight.
01:02:26
>> Hey, we're walking here. You know what I mean? That car I'd buy.
01:02:29
>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what else? $100. >> He had the original He had the original
01:02:34
uh volleyball from [ __ ] Castaway. Wilson. >> He had Wilson. >> Really?
01:02:38
>> Really? >> That's Yeah, he has some movie stuff in there that was pretty cool.
01:02:42
>> That's pretty cool. >> Like the Oh, you know, I showed you the
01:02:44
photo >> and I think we can say it. It doesn't matter. But over at Spad's house, I got
01:02:50
emotional cuz in the hallway it has Farley's jacket. >> Oh, that'd be And dude, it's even
01:02:56
looking at it. >> Which jacket? Fat guy in a little coat jacket or what? >> No, a jacket when he was 3 years old.
01:03:02
>> That one, right? >> Yeah. Yeah, that jacket. >> The Tommy boy jacket.
01:03:04
>> Tommy Jo. >> Yeah, the jacket. This >> How much is it? >> Sorry, Mike. Gun bombing.
01:03:09
>> I like that. >> He's tanking the room. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> 101 grand it sold for. And then now this
01:03:15
image has conspiracy theory stuff all over it too. >> Does it? >> Oh yeah.
01:03:18
>> Now tell me one. >> Well like that image is something that is on a lot of celebrities shirts. It's
01:03:24
something very similar to that and that is something that they now with the Epstein stuff coming out is like
01:03:27
attached to that. >> What? >> Connect that to like there's some weird conspiracy.
01:03:35
>> Turner. Open us up dude. Open my mind. >> I mean there's some Yeah. Kunan. Oh
01:03:39
baseless. I don't know. >> Baseless >> pedophilia myths. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:43
>> Wait. Pop culture trivia. Uh, the the original heavily damaged Wilson prop in the film was sold in
01:03:48
auction for $38,000, confirming it high status in pop culture rather than any hidden sinister remaining. This sounds
01:03:54
like AI is trying to convince us of of this. Why would they bring it up? >> Yeah. Why would they say that? You said
01:03:58
it. I didn't. Yeah, you brought this up. >> Yeah, come on. AI. >> It's not like Ellen has a shirt with it.
01:04:02
Jay-Z has a shirt with it. It's tough stuff. Um, >> Ellen. >> Ellen. Yeah.
01:04:06
>> Is she gone? What did she do? Didn't she leave? Didn't she get mad at Trump and
01:04:09
left the country? >> What a fall off. One of my honestly growing up, one of my favorite standups.
01:04:12
Yeah. What did she like stand up? She's a great stand shows. The early ones are
01:04:17
so [ __ ] good. >> So good. And now you're like, "Oh, she's a monster."
01:04:20
>> Remember the deer antler bit? The deer antler bit on the wall. Didn't she have
01:04:24
a bit like that? >> Maybe. I just remember the slipping and falling one. >> Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:28
>> No, I like the elevator button. >> Yeah, that's how good. There's like a
01:04:32
lot of good I already pushed it. >> It might make it come faster. >> I I love that. That's such a stupid
01:04:39
idea. Yeah. >> Yeah, she was great. And then she just uh >> she's now she's gone.
01:04:43
>> Yeah. I mean the Anne Hashes death. >> I think she got I think she got two,
01:04:47
>> you know, that. >> Oh yeah. >> She died on a a car that all of a sudden
01:04:50
went speeding through Brentwood or something like that and then she was pronounced dead on the scene, but if you
01:04:55
there's a video of her going to the ambulance when she physically gets out of the gurnie.
01:04:59
>> It's crazy. >> That's insane. >> She wakes up for a second, then they
01:05:02
push her back down. >> It's creepy creepy [ __ ] >> Whoa. >> That is where
01:05:07
>> her last words were, Castaway should have won the Oscar. So that's the whole
01:05:10
circle. That's full circle. >> Wow. Wow. >> Yeah. >> So Mike, where where can we see your
01:05:14
special? >> It's on YouTube. >> Yeah. >> And when when did you release it?
01:05:17
>> On uh you know what I did? So I filmed it on New Year's and then I'm familiar
01:05:22
with the Asian culture and I dropped it on Lunar New Year. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. Thank you.
01:05:27
>> Vietnamese. I don't know what you your culture says, but happy happy belated
01:05:30
lunar. >> Thank you. >> Um and uh and so yeah, it's on YouTube on my Michael Turner comedy um on
01:05:37
YouTube. And then, yeah, just dropped it. I filmed it at Fort Collins on New Year's Eve. I've never seen anybody film
01:05:42
a special on New Year's Eve. And I was like, you know what? I like keeping things loose. I'm like loose but also
01:05:46
tight with my bits and New Year's is a very combative night sometimes. I thought it'd be fun. Shout out to Fort
01:05:51
Con. >> Congratulations. >> Thank you, man. Yeah. Self-funded and uh
01:05:54
it's all me. So, >> well, Michael Turner is a very, very, very funny standup. He's up and coming.
01:06:00
We we love him here at Bad Friends. And go check out his [ __ ] uh special on YouTube. Also, by the way, do a great
01:06:06
You do a great job for people that are sports fans. You are a sports fan, but specific sports fans. Have you ever done
01:06:10
it at a soccer game? >> I No, >> cuz he's a diehard soccer fan. >> Really? That's interesting.
01:06:15
>> You would do it for you. Wait, wait, wait. Why >> Well, I don't know. I just don't meet a
01:06:19
lot of soccer fans in America. >> Okay, good. Very good. >> Yeah, good counter.
01:06:23
>> Am I being Mike? I just want to let you I know you're blushing, but um I I quit
01:06:28
smoking a couple days ago, so I'm a I'm a little agitated. I know it comes
01:06:32
across as I'm being combative, right? But it's just me full of anxiety. >> I said, "Oh, interesting." He said,
01:06:37
"Well, why the [ __ ] is it interesting?" >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's what
01:06:40
that >> funny how, [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. So, I apologize. It's It's
01:06:44
just Yeah. Yeah. I apologize. >> No, you're doing fine. >> You're doing great.
01:06:47
>> And I don't say it enough. I'm proud of you. >> See? >> Oh, thank you so much, Mike.
01:06:52
>> I told you he was proud of you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. So, >> no, he does interviews outside of
01:06:55
football games and they're very, very [ __ ] funny. And it's usually um it's
01:07:00
a little bit of negging. M it's >> but it's but it's light ribbing in a way
01:07:03
that people would really love that likes sports >> and it's some like I know enough about
01:07:07
the opposing team to make fun of them but also be aware I'm a fan of bad sports teams too so it's like you can
01:07:13
make fun of me too so it's fun. Yeah it's like yeah I'm sorry brother
01:07:16
>> Cincinnati Bengals the Bengals Arizona State Sundevils Phoenix Suns >> Arizona State not that you would give a
01:07:21
[ __ ] whatsoever. We literally played a men's basketball game two days ago and
01:07:24
lost 45 points. I think it was 50 points. Yeah. Pretty cool. >> And Bobby Hilly was like, "I'm out.
01:07:30
>> I'm done." >> Can you imagine this in soccer would be losing like 12 to nil? It' be it that's
01:07:35
how big of a g in men's basketball losing by 50 is unheard of. >> It's It's like a
01:07:41
>> It's like even the players who were winning were like, "Are you guys okay?"
01:07:45
>> Yeah. We're [ __ ] you guys up. >> I had friends I haven't heard of in
01:07:48
years being like, "You good, dog?" >> Yeah. >> You all right, bro? Yeah.
01:07:52
>> Yeah. But I do I like I like sports, drinking beer, talking [ __ ] and so I go
01:07:56
to sports games and uh sporting events and then I do a tour around it every year. So So that's my that's You got to
01:08:02
be a selfarter in comedy as you guys know. So just started. >> Well, you're Well, you're you're here,
01:08:07
aren't you? >> This is great. Yeah, I appreciate you guys putting me on the play.
01:08:09
>> Oh, we're proud to have you on the show. >> You guys are great. You guys have always
01:08:11
been very kind to me, so I appreciate it. >> And um let's Can I be honest with you?
01:08:16
Uh >> oh. Uh oh. Careful. Settle in. >> Yeah, I want to settle in. Let's be
01:08:19
real. >> Yeah. Say what you need to I don't think I have been that kind to you.
01:08:22
>> That's fair. >> No, I I I I don't think that I've given
01:08:25
you enough time of myself. >> I think I'm Let's be honest with you. I
01:08:30
think that I've um been in and out with you. >> I I think is a route to
01:08:35
>> I don't know here. I'll just be I think it's the no uh the the Jonesing that I'm
01:08:40
I'm feeling, but I feel a little vulnerable right now. I'm being honest.
01:08:43
>> You're saying in general right now? >> I think in general I I I bypass him a
01:08:46
lot at the store and I don't really take the time to say hi. I think that you are
01:08:50
let's be let's get THAT LET'S GET IT ON THE TABLE. >> YOU ARE AN INTERESTING guy to me because
01:08:53
I I know you and I are are good friends. When I see you it's always love and say
01:08:57
whatever. And so sometimes like I remember initially when you guys started the pot I was like oh Bobby would
01:09:01
probably be cool to me. And we've we've had we've had some back and forth. You
01:09:05
know what it is though. I'm just who I am. I'm from the Midwest. I'm just a
01:09:08
dude that's from Cincinnati. And I remember one of our first interactions. This is probably something that's not
01:09:13
shocking to either of you. I think you like tried to high kick me >> and like
01:09:17
>> and like >> speaking of soccer, being a soccer fan, now I know you're just a soccer fan.
01:09:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> He tried to he tried to for >> I think that's what it was.
01:09:25
>> Liu Kang me. >> Yeah. He tried to >> he tried to bite kick me. I was like,
01:09:28
"Dude, I've seen Mortal Kombat and I've got a couple of Asian stereotypes I can
01:09:32
kick at you, too." >> I understand that. >> But I'm above that.
01:09:34
>> But that's what I remember my relationship with you. It's not like
01:09:37
It's more like a violence. >> Yeah. And so I I I want to change. >> Yeah.
01:09:42
>> No. No. Today's the day. >> We're buddies with the same people. I
01:09:45
Ramsey's a good buddy of mine. >> Yeah, we talked about clarify something.
01:09:48
>> Okay. Okay. >> He will only kick you if he likes you. >> So now knowing like seeing some I don't
01:09:54
everyone >> I do think >> Let's just get that out of the way. >> I think about that now in hindsight.
01:09:59
>> AND WAS IT WAS IT HIGH? >> IT WAS HIGH. IT WAS IMPRESSIVE. >> That's a good one.
01:10:02
>> And this free GLP thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's
01:10:05
that's cuz I like it. So again, now I know that >> I was like newer to LA and I was I'm
01:10:11
just not the type of cat that'd be like that was cool and I didn't say anything
01:10:14
but I probably gave you body language was like yo >> that wasn't >> nah
01:10:19
I think that's what I read. >> I think that's what I read and I was
01:10:22
like nah I I said not myself. >> Yes. >> Cuz I don't like your reaction
01:10:27
>> 100%. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like who the [ __ ] is it? The headliner
01:10:32
>> I don't see his name on the wall. You know what I mean? But then I don't I
01:10:34
don't bend the knee and I don't >> I know you don't. And you know what? And
01:10:37
now we have an understanding. Yeah. >> Right. But the next time I hike you
01:10:40
guys, >> I'm [ __ ] grabbing it. You know what I'm saying? Maybe a DDT.
01:10:44
>> Okay. Okay. His girlfriend, he's been training for years. >> SHE'S VIETNAMESE. HER FAMILY IS all
01:10:49
Vietnamese. I've been to I've been to the house. You know how battle tested I
01:10:54
am. You ever party with some Vietnamese people? >> I know what the [ __ ] to do. Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:57
>> Wait, this is interesting because you I want just a quick perspective share of
01:11:01
where in the overlap of the pie charts of you've adopted a Filipino family into
01:11:07
your life. >> Oh, that's interesting. >> You've adopted a Vietnamese family into
01:11:11
your life. I want to know what the similarities are of like cuz you live they live at your house.
01:11:18
>> Yeah, they do. >> And now you're embedded into their life. >> She's Yeah, we've lived together for
01:11:22
>> What are the Do you have Are there moments where uh >> Let me let me ask let me let me ask you
01:11:26
All right. Um, can they can they sleep anywhere? >> Yes, she can she can sleep anywhere.
01:11:31
>> Yeah. Yeah, that's a similarity. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like in the kitchen on the floor.
01:11:36
>> They sleep everywhere. >> They do. They just fall asleep when they
01:11:38
>> I'll just I'll just go right. Right. And just jewels on a [ __ ] chair sleeping
01:11:42
like this. I mean, >> can they eat like the anything? And and like in amounts that are alarming.
01:11:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. I I've done this like um I'll get two Jersey Mike sandwiches.
01:11:52
Yeah. Right. >> Two? >> Yeah. >> You're eating two? >> No, I don't eat them all the same. I
01:11:56
have an emergency one. First of all, good good check on that. That's crazy. That's crazy.
01:12:01
>> I'm a huge fan. That's nuts. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'll get two, right? And I'll do an
01:12:06
emergency one. >> That's smart. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I'll keep that in the
01:12:08
fridge, right? And then it'll be there for like I don't know how long. And
01:12:12
they'll eat it. >> They'll eat after a week. >> A week. >> Yeah. Yeah. They'll delete it.
01:12:16
>> The I I know. >> And And they'll eat the wrapper, too. They won't eat the rapper.
01:12:21
>> They don't waste. They're very not waste. Yeah. Yeah. They don't waste.
01:12:24
Well, and then are they actually from the Philippines and now live here? >> Oh, yeah.
01:12:27
>> Yeah. >> So, she's Okay. Yeah. Well, you know how it is. >> I want to hide kick you so bad.
01:12:32
>> I just want to hide kicking you so bad right now, dude. >> Is your girlfriend from
01:12:34
>> So, half her family is from Vietnam, but she was born in Cali, so she has a she's
01:12:38
more of >> Oh, well, mine was from the actual >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, half her family is and
01:12:42
I party with them a lot and we kick it a lot. They're great. They've I've never
01:12:45
had more support in my life, but if you cross them, the most >> You never cross. It's the most combative
01:12:50
[ __ ] I've ever seen. >> So if this relationship, which I hope it never does, goes south. You need to
01:12:54
leave the country. >> You know what's funny is if it hits, it'd be so it'd be so cold and icy that
01:13:00
it would be no interaction ever again. It'd be dead in a way that would hurt
01:13:03
more than if it was combat. >> I got you. I got you. You know, if as if it was with a white girl, you eat, you
01:13:08
know what I mean? Yeah. But this is like >> this is um and also Southeast Asia. Both Philipp
01:13:15
that's the other crossover. Southeast Asia, but Filipinos are obviously on the
01:13:18
island. Yeah. Yeah, but Vietnamese are u that's a kind of that that energy is a
01:13:24
little similar. I've always found Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Filipinos. Is that
01:13:28
fair? >> It is fair. I'm dating a hippie white and hippie whites though, right? I
01:13:32
>> This is your first hippie white. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Hippie whites are different.
01:13:35
>> They're different. >> They're a lot more like Asians. >> In what way?
01:13:38
>> They'll eat anything. >> Well, that's cuz they're high.
01:13:42
>> Is that why? >> That's the weed. >> I see that's the weed. Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:13:46
Okay. But also hippie whites are like Asians in this um trying to find a zen way in a probably closer to Buddhism,
01:13:55
>> right? >> Catholicism. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And this hippie,
01:13:57
>> you'll leave the room while and and they're doing this. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I
01:14:02
like that. Yeah. Yeah. >> And this hippie Asian has coached. >> You know, I got to, you know, has
01:14:05
coached >> it. It is interesting that you're open-minded to other Asians, though.
01:14:08
Usually other Asians hate other Asians. >> Yeah. >> Which is fun. >> Wait, wait, wait. What?
01:14:12
>> Like I I know like Koreans don't like Chinese. That that's ab that's
01:14:16
absolutely not true. >> Well, all right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I love all the Asians
01:14:21
>> except for >> this is you. >> I What? >> Except for >> what?
01:14:24
>> Which one? >> Indians. >> You can always get one. >> I'm totally kidding. No, I love
01:14:30
everybody. >> He's kidding. >> I'm kidding. Look in the mic. Look in
01:14:33
there and go, "Thank you for being a bad friend." >> Well, first of all, we want to thank
01:14:35
Mike for coming. >> I already did that. I We already plunked this. You did?
01:14:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I just I have to go. He's got a date. You got to go. Oh,
01:14:42
really? With a hippie girl. >> Yeah. Yeah. Proud of you. >> Yeah. Yeah. I got to go.
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>> Uh, thank you for being a bad friend. Is that what I said? >> Not that yet.
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>> Say it again. Feel good. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. >> Love it. Yeah.
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>> I I don't know when this episode comes out, right? But the towels were not
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done. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> After all of this, >> after all of that, we did
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>> an entire episode about towels >> about it. The towels were not done. 3:00
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in the morning last night, I texted Jules. I go, "Where are my towels?"
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Right. And she goes, "I'm going to Hawaii." She went clubbing, too.
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She went clubbing for three hours. >> Maybe the the merch will be your towels
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at some point. Use some of our purchase tables. >> Maybe. But she did not do the towels.
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>> Insane. >> All right.