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You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> Oh, you two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> Here. Here we are once again together.
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>> You see my uh you see my fit today. I'm
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a Netflix guy.
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>> That I'm a Hulu guy. Dude,
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>> look at this.
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>> Whoa, dude. Where where's that club at?
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>> Look at that. Netflix sent me this
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jacket for doing the festival.
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>> Are you serious?
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>> And this hat?
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>> Yeah. didn't send me nothing.
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>> Seriously?
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>> Yeah. I mean, I got nothing.
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>> I got an email and it's
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>> interesting.
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>> Interesting.
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>> Please say yes. Please say yes. Please.
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Yes.
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>> Interesting.
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>> Interesting. Please. Press.
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>> No. You got a jacket. They sent you.
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They sent you.
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>> Is it a medium?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> Interesting.
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>> Interesting.
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>> The old dogs are the best dogs.
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>> No, no, no. That dude.
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>> That dude. And the Logan.
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>> I love Logan. I I I love you, Haley.
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>> That's so good.
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>> He's one of my favorite. He is my
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favorite, too.
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>> You know, my favorite is Connor.
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>> Oh, he's legend.
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>> Because my impression of Connor is
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literally flawless.
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>> I I know it is. And
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>> a raven.
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>> He's the king.
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>> He's the king, dude.
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>> You in
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>> You don't have to say that.
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>> It's so good,
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>> Mom.
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>> It's so good, dude.
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>> Mama,
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>> it's so good, dude.
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>> Would you perhaps be interested?
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>> Yeah, it's so good. and taking a walk.
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Oh yeah,
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>> he's the best.
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>> I was thinking about like they should
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love is love on the spectrum Japan.
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>> Interesting.
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>> Interesting.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Bro, it's the best show.
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>> It's the best show. Bake. Bake. Bake
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show is good.
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>> It's up there, too. We want to thank all
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the fans that came out to see us at the
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YouTube theater in Englewood, California
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for the Netflix is a jokefest. But the
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>> Thank you so much. That was a really
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good turnout and uh we got invited to
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the I think last year they had the
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Netflix brunch and we talked about it.
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Did we not?
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>> Isn't it every two years?
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>> It's every two years. It wasn't last
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year. It was two years ago.
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>> So two years ago there was a brunch.
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>> Ted Sarandos's house
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>> at Tret Tread
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>> Toured.
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>> Yeah. Tret Ted Sandos's house.
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>> Yeah. Careful.
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>> That a boy. Yeah. Poke him. I'm not
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poking.
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>> Hey, I heard what you guys said on the
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pod.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I know. But um
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>> I heard you were very very punctual.
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First guy there.
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>> I was probably the first guy there. I
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was the first guy to leave.
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>> Mhm.
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>> It was me and Donell.
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>> You were?
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>> Yeah. Me and Well, you to did it almost
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a trick to me.
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>> It was a good bit. Yay.
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>> The ladies are here. The Filipino.
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>> Can we talk about the the trick real
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quick?
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>> Sit down, girls, and we'll chat a little
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bit.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So, um,
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>> so we did the, uh, Ted Saranto's Netflix
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house. First of all, it was double the
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amount of people
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>> than the last photo.
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>> Wow.
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>> Everybody got an invite.
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>> Everyone got invite.
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>> That's why we went.
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>> I know. That's what it felt like
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>> once they knocked out all the legends.
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They were like, "What scragglers?"
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>> I know. I know. I go I looked around and
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go, I haven't got an open mic.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. There was definitely some
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micers. A couple bookers were there.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. And then also
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the guests of other comedians. So what
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happens is this is what happens. All
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right. A big comedian will bring a
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smaller comedian and there's a smaller
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comedian will sneak into the photo.
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>> And I can I can name a couple. I don't
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want to put them out. You know what I
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mean? But there was sabotage on the
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photo which I'd like to talk about
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openly if I may.
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>> If I may.
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>> You may.
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>> Okay. So, I think Tom Sigura,
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>> if you watch the Big Shot, right, they
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had us throw us a ball toward the
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camera.
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>> They all made us take a play pinball
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like McDonald's play place. They made us
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grab a ball and they said, "We're going
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to throw it at the camera at the exact
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same time."
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>> Yes. So, what I did was not throw,
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>> right?
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>> I know the trick.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I just did when they said at three,
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right? They said, "We're going to count
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to three. At three, throw the ball. One,
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two, three." Everyone threw the ball.
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Not me. I did my best smile.
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All right. Cuz I know the trick, right?
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Cuz if I did any kind of motion, it
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would make So what Sigura did, which was
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crafty, right? When he threw, he exactly
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timed out where his hand went over Gre
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Greg Fitz Simmon's face. And if you look
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at the photo up close, find Tom Sigura.
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Greg Fitz Simmon's face is completely
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blocked out.
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>> Show him the photo. You didn't send it.
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>> I sent him the I sent him the big photo.
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>> Just got it now. There it is.
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>> Yeah. So go zuma in
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>> zoom in up where I am. I'm in the
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middle. See that me?
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>> Like where
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>> right there? Yeah.
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>> All right. So right to my right now
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there's right above me. Go closer. Go
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zoomed in closer.
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>> And there's Fitz's face.
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>> And there's his Fitz's face. And that's
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Siguru's hand.
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>> He [ __ ] him.
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>> And look at Theo, by the way.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Finally closing his mouth in a photo.
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>> Yeah.
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>> This guy for the first time ever. Yeah.
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And you want to see how uh Andrew
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handles these public events cuz he gets
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nervous. Go scroll to the left. Let's
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go. Scroll to the left there.
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>> Scroll to the left. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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That's not it. That's not it. That's not
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it. I don't know what that is.
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>> That is it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what that
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is.
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>> So, so see the big yellow ball there to
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the left. Zoom in there. And I No, right
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there. Zoom in there.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> And that's me in the top corner. Right.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And I look at how happy
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>> like it's a basketball.
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>> You're Steph Curry. Look at that
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three-pointer, DUDE. WHY'D YOU
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THREEPOINT THAT BALL, DUDE? LOOK AT HOW
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HAPPY I AM.
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>> YEAH. YEAH. You are so miserable there.
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>> That smile.
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>> Yeah.
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>> So, first of all, they shuffle everyone
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in here and then all of the all of the
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um hungry
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give me need attention comics have have
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pushed their way to the front.
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Literally,
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>> all right, let's go to the front.
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>> And then I said and I said, I'll just
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stand in the back. I don't care. And the
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girl was like, just get down there. Go
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down there. And I said, don't worry
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about it. I I I don't want to do it.
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>> Yeah. But everyone that forced their way
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down to the front, I was like,
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>> you know, and look at Wait, zoom out a
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little bit and look to the right. Jeff
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Garland did catering that day, by the
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way.
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>> Dropping off a plate of
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>> No, but Jeff Garland did something very
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interesting, right?
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>> Interesting.
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>> Interesting. What he did was uh you
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don't know the reference because you
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haven't seen the show, but um
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>> Insane.
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>> It's insane.
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>> It's such a good show.
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>> Great show. Love on the Spectrum.
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>> Yeah.
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>> But anyway, Garland was the last guy to
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enter. I saw
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>> cuz you have to see you have to witness
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their behavior. Oh, that's smart.
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>> Right. And he's like, "Oh, I'll just go
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over to the wall and do a lean,
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>> right?" So now he's a focal point.
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>> That's exactly right. He's pulling.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's pulling focus.
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And that's an interesting thing.
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Interesting.
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>> Interesting. Yeah.
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>> And then um what? So then in the front,
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go to the front. Let's see who's in the
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front. Oo.
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>> Carrie Kenny. Uh next to Chappelle.
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>> Yeah. Matt Refe.
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>> Who has his hand? Oh. Oh, that's Robbie
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with Chappelle,
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>> right? Robbie Pra.
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>> Robbie Prael.
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>> Uh, where's Bert?
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>> He's to the right a little bit.
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>> Yeah, there he is. Matt Refe is above
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the guy in the red shirt.
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>> Bert. Bert is right behind Matt Refe.
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>> Yeah, that's above Matt Seinfeld is
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above.
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>> And that's Ted Sarandos right next to
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Sandler there. Next to Eddie Murphy,
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right in the middle of the black shirt.
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That's That's the Netflix dog next to
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David Letterman.
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>> Pretty cool class there. Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then let's go back up a little bit.
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>> Back up. Go zoom into my face one more
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time.
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>> Legends.
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>> Legends.
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>> And look at my face.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Couldn't be more anxious.
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>> I think you purposely did that.
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>> Okay. So, I talked to you candidly about
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this. I don't like these things. They
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give me really bad anxiety. I just get
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nervous and I get weird and I don't like
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it.
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>> Well, it's because Do you know why?
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>> Cuz I don't belong there.
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>> No. No. I'll tell you why.
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>> What?
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>> This is my theory. I don't get mad.
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> Because Taylor Swift's not there.
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>> Oh, that's a good joke.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I think it's not big enough,
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>> right?
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>> You need to hire Yeah.
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>> It's got to be Zuckerberg.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. YEAH.
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>> SO, COME ON.
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>> NO, it's just not funny. It's not funny.
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>> I mean, if it was funny, it'd be good.
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>> There it is.
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>> I know. What is that?
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>> But when things bomb, I do that.
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You should do that on stage.
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>> Yeah. I'm going to do that from now on
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on this podcast. I will lift myself up
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when something doesn't land.
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>> Yeah. But to me it is funny. And um if
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you zoom in,
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>> those are just tough tough for me to do.
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It's hard. Here's
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>> I talked to everybody about it. I walked
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up to everyone. I go, "How do you feel?"
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>> They go, "I don't feel comfortable and I
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feel anxious."
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>> It's anxietyinducing.
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>> And I said, "I feel the same way." But
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what I did was a couple of things.
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>> Well, you took your Lexa Pro first of
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all.
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>> I took my Lexa Pro and I went against my
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gut instinct on certain things.
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>> So, I walked up to people that I never
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knew. I never met and I just said, "Hey,
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I'm Bob. I'm a comic. I'm just a big
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fan."
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>> That's awesome.
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>> I did it to John Stewart. I have a photo
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with Bob Odenkirk.
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>> That's cool.
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>> Yeah. So, I would go up to people that
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I'm actually fans of and walked up and I
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went, "Now Eddie Murphy was one that I
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wanted to do that."
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>> Yeah.
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>> But it he has an aura that you can't you
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you just can't break that aura.
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>> He's perfect.
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>> You know what I mean? It's like an
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energy field or something. But he did
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shake my hand when he was walking up to
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his thing.
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>> He goes, "Hello, sir." And he he shook
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my hand.
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>> Wow.
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>> And I'm like, "Oh my god, you I couldn't
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believe I couldn't believe it.
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>> That's awesome." Yeah.
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>> No. So, this was it was amazing. It was
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beautiful to be around all these
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legends. It was incredible. I just It
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gave me It's a lot.
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>> It's hard because there's too many
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people. I like Look at that. Like
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there's Taylor Tomlinson up there. I
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didn't even see her there. That's what
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sucks is like there's people you didn't
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even see there.
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>> Kate Hudson's in front of me. I She was
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literally two people away from me. I
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didn't even see her. Well, you also
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asked WHO IS THAT?
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>> YEAH, BECAUSE in my mind I'm like, I
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don't know a comic that looks like that.
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>> I was like, you know her.
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>> Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like I
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didn't know it was her because in your
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mind it's like if you're going to like,
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you know, a football hall of fame and a
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cricket player's there.
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>> Yeah.
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>> So, like you're right. So, in your mind,
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you're like, what team? Falcons or you
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know, I mean, I don't know. You know,
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>> it was pretty cool though. It was it was
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a cool moment in time. And then when it
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was over, so here's this is my favorite
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place.
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>> Is Falcons a team?
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>> Yeah. Atlanta.
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>> Okay. Thank God. So then it's all over
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coming to a close. Bob and I get on the
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phone. He calls me and I share this. I
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called Louis. Louisie was in the car
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with Fitz and I called them because I
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thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls
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me and he's like, "Hey, are you still
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there?" And I was like, "Yeah, I wasn't.
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I was in my car."
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>> No, because Andrew had told me earlier
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on in the party, be the first to leave.
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>> You pulled me. He go as soon as the
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photo's over, you got to rush,
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>> got to get out of here
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>> to the, you know, I mean, valet because
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there's going to be a line. Mhm.
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>> So me and Donell Rings, he beat me.
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>> Mhm. Well, he's
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>> Yeah. Yeah. He's faster.
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>> Faster.
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>> And we both were running as with our
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ticket in in our hand.
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>> And we were the first to get to the
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valet.
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>> Right.
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>> You're right. But my car came first.
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>> Of course.
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>> Right. The blue
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>> parked across the street.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I saw it when I pulled in.
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>> Was it really?
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>> Yeah. They left you close.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Because I was the first guy there.
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>> They Mine Mine was about a mile away.
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>> Yeah. So then I left and then like maybe
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like 30 minutes later I call Andrew or
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did you call me?
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>> You called me.
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>> I called you about something and then
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you said I go what are you where are you
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at? And you're like I'm still at Ted
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Sandos's house.
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>> I lied. I was in the car.
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>> I know. But what did you then What did
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you say?
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>> So then I said I said dude you're he he
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said should I should I not have left?
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Because I he thought I was still there.
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And I said you're not going to believe
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this.
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>> I go dude oh no I'm sorry. We I called
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you back because I'd said d I said I'll
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talk to you later. So then I ruminated
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about this in my head and I called him
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back and I was whispering and I said,
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"Hey dude, you're not going to [ __ ]
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believe this." And he goes, "What?" I
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go, "We're inside Sarandos's master
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suite. He has a movie theater in here
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and it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louie,
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John Stewart, and he's doing a private
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showing of new specials and stuff that
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are about to come out. It's incred." And
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then he asked me, "Where's Bobby?" And I
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lied for you. I said, "You were
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downstairs still." And he said, "Can you
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go get him?" So, I'm panicking. And he
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was like, "Are you [ __ ] Should I Oh
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my god. Should I come back?" And I was
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like, "You got to, dude. May I don't
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know, man. I got to go. I maybe come
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back." And I called Louis and Fitz and
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told him and they were like, "Are you
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going to tell him the truth?" I was
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like, "I have to. I have to [ __ ] it."
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Cuz he would have driven back to Sandos.
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>> I was I did a U-turn.
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>> Pulled into his driveway.
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>> I did a U-turn. I'm racing back to where
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you know the area,
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>> right? And then he called me back going,
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"I'm just kidding. But
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>> can you imagine?" He believed it for a
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second. I'm in Sarandos's master suite
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with Louis and Letterman and John. What?
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>> It's such a believable Come on, guys.
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It's a believable situation.
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>> For Andrew? Yes.
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>> Did they let us into the house?
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>> I mean, it's it's like you can't you
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don't even hide the meanness.
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>> No, I said for Andrew, it's unbelievable
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situation. I believe that he would be
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there.
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>> I'm agreeing with you.
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>> Oh, okay. Okay. They they didn't they
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didn't
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>> I'm so defensive towards you now that
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it's like I miss
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>> I gave you
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>> I ruminate about any you know
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>> I gave you a big hug the other day.
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>> You were drunk.
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>> Yeah, you were hammered.
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>> You were hammered. That doesn't count.
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>> We're doing that show soon with him. No,
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the comics weren't allowed in the house.
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Are you going to let all these pigs
00:13:08
inside the house? That's insane. No
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chance. So So obviously we weren't
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allowed inside of the home of Ted Senos,
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but we were happy to be in the yard.
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Look at Feem. He was happy.
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>> Yeah, was happy. Yeah. But um
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>> I wasn't unhappy. I was That's my face.
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I get very anxious at these. I get
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nervous out of my mind. Yeah.
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>> And then Sher O Terry right there next
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to me who is one of the greatest
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legends.
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>> Oh, I love Sher. Yeah.
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>> Legends
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>> turned to me and said, "Are Do you have
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enough room? Are you okay?" I said, "I'm
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fine. I don't need to I can I don't need
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to like wiggle into the thing." And cuz
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I'm like on a side standing on a side
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thing.
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>> Yeah.
00:13:42
>> And she said, "What's wrong?" I said,
00:13:43
"This
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>> these things make me so uncomfortable."
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>> I know.
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>> And and she said, "Give me a hug." And
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she gave me the biggest [ __ ] hug.
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>> And it it I still made that face for the
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photo.
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>> Yeah.
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>> But inside I felt incredible cuz she's a
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a legend. It was incredible to see some
00:14:00
of these people, man.
00:14:01
>> It was really incredible. Yeah.
00:14:03
>> And then, man, what a night I had after
00:14:06
our show.
00:14:06
>> Adam, right? Look at him.
00:14:08
>> Yeah.
00:14:09
>> So, just for the fans, so I can say
00:14:10
this. So, cuz it feels incredible. It
00:14:12
feels incredible.
00:14:13
>> After we did our show at the YouTube
00:14:15
theater that the girls were at.
00:14:18
>> Yes.
00:14:18
>> Thank you for coming.
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>> Amen.
00:14:21
>> I get an invite to go to this Dave
00:14:23
Chappelle afterparty.
00:14:25
>> Oh god. Amazing.
00:14:27
>> I go to this afterparty. It's for agents
00:14:30
and managers. It's a decoy.
00:14:32
>> Oh, tell me about this.
00:14:33
>> I walked in and I was like, "Oh no, this
00:14:36
is the decoy party." Cuz everyone was
00:14:38
like, "Is Dave going to be here?" And
00:14:40
you could tell right away. You're like,
00:14:42
"Oh, no. This is for agents and
00:14:43
managers." And then I get my phone back
00:14:45
cuz they're locked up. I walk outside
00:14:47
and I texted Chappelle. I said, "I'm
00:14:49
sure you're getting blown up. I think I
00:14:52
got the wrong thing.
00:14:54
Are you guys at another spot?" He goes,
00:14:56
"Yo, pull up." Almost immediately, he
00:14:58
was like, "You got to pull up. Who are
00:14:59
you with?" I said, "My buddy, a few of
00:15:02
my friends." I said, "I'm with three
00:15:03
black adult men if that helps."
00:15:05
>> Uh, and he said, "It does." And I went
00:15:07
to
00:15:08
>> I know one of them.
00:15:09
>> Who?
00:15:09
>> That's a good thing. Devantree, EP, and
00:15:11
my buddy Spank.
00:15:12
>> Oh, EP was there.
00:15:13
>> Yeah. Okay.
00:15:14
>> And then so we go to this other spot
00:15:16
that's like six blocks away.
00:15:18
>> I walk in, the inside child, You're not
00:15:21
going to relate to this as much, but the
00:15:22
inside
00:15:23
>> I'm I'm all with it, though.
00:15:24
>> The child inside of me explodes. I'm
00:15:26
chilling.
00:15:27
>> It was insane.
00:15:28
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:28
>> I walk in and on stage there's 40 people
00:15:31
on stage is Talib Kali and Most and
00:15:34
they're doing basically half of Black
00:15:36
Star the album, right? And then it
00:15:39
starts to flood in with people like more
00:15:41
people are starting to catch on to like
00:15:43
>> Oprah
00:15:43
>> they're performing. Oprah was on drums
00:15:47
>> on more.
00:15:48
>> Yeah.
00:15:49
>> Yeah.
00:15:49
>> So then Buster Rimes Dennis Rodman
00:15:52
>> Dennis Rodman was there. Buster Rimes
00:15:53
gets on stage
00:15:54
>> and I was already like this is insane.
00:15:56
>> And then I hear like a lot of people
00:15:59
shuffling around and talking.
00:16:02
>> And Kanye gets on stage.
00:16:04
>> No
00:16:05
>> my hand to God. It was the craziest
00:16:07
thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
00:16:09
>> Holy [ __ ]
00:16:10
>> Kanye,
00:16:10
>> is it the night that we did last Friday
00:16:12
night where we when we did our show
00:16:14
>> after our show?
00:16:15
>> Yeah. It's interesting that I wasn't
00:16:17
invited with your little charade.
00:16:19
>> You went to go get food.
00:16:21
>> Oh yeah. Okay.
00:16:22
>> You literally were like, "I'm going to
00:16:23
go eat." And I was like, "I think we're
00:16:24
going to go to the Chappelle thing up."
00:16:25
He heard me say it. I was like, "I think
00:16:26
I'm going to go to the Chappelle thing."
00:16:27
And you were like, "We're going to go
00:16:28
get food."
00:16:29
>> So you [ __ ] off your own opportunities
00:16:31
cuz you could have been there. And I was
00:16:33
in the front row. I went right up to the
00:16:35
front I wanted to watch Kanye. He was in
00:16:37
military boots and he kept doing that
00:16:38
thing where he kind of smiles where he
00:16:39
goes,
00:16:41
>> "Wow,
00:16:42
>> he smiles and takes it away." And they
00:16:43
played It All Falls Down. Uh, and then
00:16:45
he did they did a few other songs and he
00:16:48
was actually rapping. It was wild to
00:16:49
see.
00:16:50
>> Wow.
00:16:50
>> And all that anti-semitism went right
00:16:52
out the window.
00:16:52
>> Right out the window.
00:16:54
>> Right out the window. It was incredible
00:16:55
to see him live like that. That close.
00:16:57
It was bananas.
00:16:58
>> That's what's insane. And how many
00:16:59
people were there in the audience?
00:17:00
>> I would I would argue by the time that
00:17:02
he got on stage cuz people were going
00:17:03
outside to text. Like people had got
00:17:05
their yonder bags unlocked to go text
00:17:07
friends, try to sneak into this, you
00:17:08
know, this venue.
00:17:09
>> Wow. Wow.
00:17:10
>> Probably 200 at the most.
00:17:12
>> Oh my god.
00:17:12
>> It was like the O. Maybe less. Maybe
00:17:15
like 150. It was
00:17:16
>> [ __ ] incredible. What time is it?
00:17:19
>> Midnight or 1 in the morning.
00:17:20
>> I was asleep.
00:17:21
>> Yeah.
00:17:22
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was dead.
00:17:23
>> You were never going to come to that.
00:17:24
>> I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing
00:17:25
his.
00:17:26
>> Do you know who Talquy is or no?
00:17:28
>> I am him.
00:17:31
That's how much I'm a fan.
00:17:32
>> Good answer.
00:17:34
Hey, I am it.
00:17:35
>> Anyway, we had a great show. We
00:17:36
appreciate all the fans coming to the
00:17:37
Bad Friend show. And here are the two of
00:17:39
our favorite girls that that did the
00:17:40
show with us.
00:17:41
>> Yeah.
00:17:42
>> Our Filipino friend.
00:17:42
>> Isa and Jules.
00:17:44
>> Rudy Jewels.
00:17:45
>> Isa, those shoes are phenomenal.
00:17:47
>> It's hers.
00:17:48
>> Those are dope.
00:17:49
>> Yeah.
00:17:49
>> And she never wears shoes. And your mom
00:17:51
came.
00:17:51
>> Yeah.
00:17:52
>> She was flirting with me so hard
00:17:54
backstage.
00:17:55
>> She loves orange dick.
00:17:57
>> She does.
00:17:57
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:17:58
>> Orange dick.
00:17:59
>> Yeah.
00:17:59
>> She goes, "Where is your
00:18:00
>> I can't say orange. Why?
00:18:01
>> Huh? Why can't I say that?
00:18:03
>> You can.
00:18:03
>> And I did.
00:18:05
>> She's
00:18:05
>> America first.
00:18:06
>> She asked me where my dressing room was
00:18:09
many times. She goes, "Can I go to your
00:18:11
dressing room?"
00:18:12
>> I said, "Sure, man. Come to my dressing
00:18:13
room."
00:18:14
>> Yeah.
00:18:14
>> He told Bobby was going to push her
00:18:16
while you were doing your set
00:18:19
>> onto the stage.
00:18:20
>> Yeah.
00:18:20
>> Can't have a moment of my own, huh?
00:18:23
>> Are you out of your
00:18:24
>> Always got to sabotage my bit.
00:18:26
>> Are you out of
00:18:26
>> Can't have a moment of my own.
00:18:28
>> Are you out of your gorge? As soon as
00:18:30
the spotlight's not on you, boy oh boy,
00:18:32
does it get dark. Huh?
00:18:34
>> Do you think you think I would do that?
00:18:36
Are you insane?
00:18:38
>> Yes, you absolutely would.
00:18:40
>> I would never do that.
00:18:41
>> Lie lie.
00:18:42
>> I just grabbed her and I kind of pushed
00:18:44
her toward stage. I go interrup Andrew
00:18:46
said, but I would never push her all the
00:18:47
way in.
00:18:48
>> Are you telling me for a second that you
00:18:50
wouldn't run a bit like that?
00:18:52
>> Not Not in front of that many people.
00:18:54
No.
00:18:54
>> Yes, you would.
00:18:55
>> I wouldn't.
00:18:56
>> Who believes that he wouldn't do that? I
00:18:59
don't think he would. So, he'd be too
00:19:00
afraid.
00:19:01
>> Yep. There we go. How about you,
00:19:02
Andreas?
00:19:03
>> Yeah. I don't think he ever would. Yeah.
00:19:04
Thank you so much. So funny. Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:06
Mc
00:19:07
>> I think he would cuz you got the balls.
00:19:09
>> Yeah. You know what you did?
00:19:11
>> You tongue kissed a man.
00:19:14
>> No, you I was there.
00:19:16
>> I was there.
00:19:17
>> You stuck your tongue out and you guys
00:19:19
did a little swirly swirl.
00:19:20
>> You did
00:19:21
>> in front of my face. And you are my
00:19:24
friend.
00:19:26
Yeah,
00:19:27
>> that is actually right.
00:19:28
>> That's exactly like gay, right? Bobby
00:19:30
did that to six other guys.
00:19:32
>> I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue
00:19:34
twirl. You open mouth this kid with your
00:19:36
tongue.
00:19:37
>> That is his rule. No open mouth.
00:19:38
>> No open mouth. I don't want haunt virus.
00:19:40
>> I've already had four times.
00:19:42
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:43
>> I don't have all the experience kissing
00:19:45
men that you do. I don't know how to do
00:19:46
>> Whoa.
00:19:48
>> See, you know why? You know why you say
00:19:49
why wouldn't I never do a cruise? Why?
00:19:51
>> Hauntus.
00:19:52
>> Exactly, dude. You're right.
00:19:53
>> I was right.
00:19:53
>> But you never said havirus.
00:19:55
>> Yeah, I thought it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I
00:19:58
thought next time. Imagine if a haunt
00:20:00
virus hit the Adam Divine [ __ ]
00:20:03
cruise.
00:20:04
>> Yeah. The important cruise.
00:20:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:06
>> Yeah. Imagine if that happened. First
00:20:07
one to die. Throw it out.
00:20:12
>> Who's the first one to go? Stop breaking
00:20:14
the table.
00:20:17
>> You know what? You know what? You know
00:20:18
what? You know what someone said to me
00:20:19
one time? What?
00:20:20
>> Someone who listens to the show, a
00:20:21
friend of our family says, "When Bobby
00:20:23
kicks the table
00:20:25
>> Yeah. in my speakers in my car with
00:20:27
baser on.
00:20:28
>> Yeah,
00:20:28
>> it sounds like an explosion happened
00:20:30
outside. Who would die first? Because I
00:20:32
know we have the same answer.
00:20:33
>> Yeah, I know.
00:20:34
>> But we're not neither of us are going to
00:20:36
say it.
00:20:36
>> I know we're not going to say it.
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>> How are you guys?
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>> How you guys doing?
00:23:34
>> We're good.
00:23:35
>> Yeah.
00:23:35
>> You good? Yeah.
00:23:36
>> So, you got you got a huge pop last
00:23:38
night from Massive. Yeah. Rudy. Rudy. Of
00:23:42
all those people.
00:23:43
>> Yeah.
00:23:43
>> And then you said one thing.
00:23:45
>> I I waved.
00:23:46
>> That's true. Isa, you didn't say
00:23:48
anything.
00:23:48
>> I think East needs a bigger pop from the
00:23:50
fans. I think she needs to come out and
00:23:51
they need to explode more.
00:23:52
>> Yeah, I think so, too.
00:23:53
>> Cuz she's our secret weapon.
00:23:54
>> She's a secret weapon. Yeah.
00:23:55
>> The funny She's the new funniest girl on
00:23:57
the show.
00:23:57
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:58
>> You know, you've been overtaken by a
00:23:59
mile cuz you've changed.
00:24:01
>> I haven't changed.
00:24:02
>> You 100% are a different person.
00:24:04
>> Oh, really? Last night I was at the
00:24:05
house and she was working out, right?
00:24:07
You're exercising
00:24:09
at late at night. SHE'S LIKE
00:24:15
HAKA.
00:24:15
>> RIGHT. And then like with weights,
00:24:19
>> you doing the haka?
00:24:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Right. And I was going, IT'S
00:24:22
ONE IN THE MORNING. I WHAT ARE YOU
00:24:24
DOING? She's like, I have a model shoot
00:24:26
Tuesday.
00:24:27
>> OH.
00:24:29
AND THEN she showed me photos of other
00:24:31
models that are going to be there and
00:24:32
like I'm not high.
00:24:34
>> Yeah. But she was like working. I go,
00:24:36
"It doesn't work in one night."
00:24:39
I mean, you have to be doing this every
00:24:41
day for like 2 years.
00:24:42
>> Forever.
00:24:42
>> Forever. Yeah. Yeah. Do you work out?
00:24:44
>> Like she was doing it.
00:24:45
>> Yeah.
00:24:46
>> No, don't worry about it.
00:24:48
>> I I think I say don't work out.
00:24:50
>> Don't work out.
00:24:50
>> Everybody don't do it. Everyone should
00:24:52
stop.
00:24:52
>> Look at this blob of yellow garbage.
00:24:54
>> Still rocking.
00:24:55
>> Still rocking. Still no p-ups, no
00:24:57
cancer, nothing. That's true. My
00:24:59
butthole. My butthole. Good. You got
00:25:00
checked.
00:25:00
>> Yeah. In my butthole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:02
Yeah.
00:25:02
>> But yeah, so she was working out and
00:25:04
then um
00:25:07
>> you never guys talked about um
00:25:09
Coachella.
00:25:11
>> Oh, because this is the first time.
00:25:13
>> Yeah.
00:25:13
>> We've been here since
00:25:14
>> You guys had so much fun. We
00:25:16
>> So fun. It was so fun.
00:25:18
>> Would you go back?
00:25:19
>> I would. I don't think she would.
00:25:21
>> You Why won't you go back?
00:25:22
>> There's so much people.
00:25:24
>> So much people.
00:25:24
>> Oh my god. Give me a [ __ ] break. You
00:25:28
hated it. You spoiled brat.
00:25:30
>> You hated it.
00:25:31
>> You spo. I went for you. You spoiled
00:25:33
brat. And I'm going to tell you
00:25:34
something right now, Andrew. Okay.
00:25:36
>> And you're just getting me off my
00:25:38
rockers right now.
00:25:39
>> All right.
00:25:40
>> Rock off, DOG.
00:25:41
>> GET OFF MY LAWN. THAT'S THE ENERGY THAT
00:25:43
I HAVE right now. Get off my lawn. Okay.
00:25:45
>> Get off his lawn.
00:25:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
00:25:50
>> I'm so furious. I have to slowly get
00:25:51
this up. I'm so sorry. Get off my
00:25:53
[ __ ] Go for it, man.
00:25:54
>> All right. Uh,
00:25:55
>> interesting.
00:25:56
>> Okay, so um
00:25:58
I'm sorry, Shelly. Oh, did I step on
00:26:02
you, Shelly?
00:26:04
>> How How does she even stand him?
00:26:06
>> It's all right, JAMES.
00:26:10
>> You know, they're doing get ready with
00:26:11
me tutorials and it's amazing. He's
00:26:12
putting on She's putting on She's taking
00:26:14
off makeup and putting on moisturizer
00:26:16
and he is doing the voice over. It's
00:26:18
[ __ ] incredible.
00:26:19
>> Oh, I got to watch now. She's Shel's
00:26:21
applying moisturizer. Amazing. Ah,
00:26:24
>> yes. So, you know,
00:26:27
>> youthful glow.
00:26:29
>> It's amazing.
00:26:30
>> Great improvis.
00:26:31
>> Thanks.
00:26:31
>> They should have cast you on SNL.
00:26:35
>> I could have made Mad TV.
00:26:37
>> I I honestly believe cuz you were this
00:26:39
close
00:26:40
>> to SNL.
00:26:41
>> No, I was pretty far away.
00:26:42
>> No, there's no way. You flew to New York
00:26:45
and did in front of Lauren.
00:26:46
>> Yeah, it wasn't right for me. You know
00:26:48
what's right for me?
00:26:49
>> What?
00:26:50
>> Bad friends. What I'm saying though is
00:26:52
>> this is the only show that matters.
00:26:53
>> They missed out so badly because this is
00:26:55
the best guy out there.
00:26:56
>> No, no, no. I would have drowned
00:26:57
>> because of characters and impressions
00:26:58
and all that. Dude, you would have
00:26:59
killed it.
00:27:00
>> I would have drowned. They they I would
00:27:01
>> No, you're the you're you hit the ball.
00:27:03
You're Daryl Strawberry.
00:27:04
>> I do cocaine.
00:27:06
>> No, no, no. Hit the ball. You hit the
00:27:08
ball.
00:27:08
>> Strawberry is the man.
00:27:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:09
>> Shout out to So, I want to go I want to
00:27:11
go back. Let's take
00:27:12
>> Take it back. Take it back. Take it
00:27:13
back. Take it back.
00:27:14
>> Take it back. Take it back. Take it
00:27:15
back.
00:27:16
>> All right. I went to Coachella.
00:27:18
>> I did not want to go. M
00:27:19
>> I did it for you guys, right? So then I
00:27:21
ask you guys to do one thing for me,
00:27:23
right? And you guys are like, "We will
00:27:25
not do that."
00:27:26
>> What they do?
00:27:26
>> I want to go to Magic Mountain.
00:27:28
>> Magic Mountain's great,
00:27:29
>> right? And they're like, "No, something
00:27:31
else." And I go,
00:27:33
>> you know what I mean? One trip to Magic
00:27:34
Mountain, you know what I mean, is
00:27:36
lighter than a trip to Coachella.
00:27:38
>> I would argue you taking them to
00:27:40
Coachella and paying for the tickets is
00:27:42
worth five Magic Mountain trips.
00:27:44
>> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Five or six.
00:27:46
>> Well, yeah. Six. Six. Six. Yes. But
00:27:49
five? Absolutely.
00:27:51
>> Absolutely. Five.
00:27:52
>> Yeah. At least.
00:27:52
>> Yeah. At least. Right.
00:27:54
>> I've already went to Magic Mountain.
00:27:55
>> Does that It doesn't matter.
00:27:57
>> Did you go with him?
00:27:58
>> Yeah. You were You You were there, too,
00:28:00
>> right?
00:28:02
>> Yeah. You were there, too? Yeah.
00:28:03
>> Okay. So, that's one trip.
00:28:04
>> That's one trip. No, I'm asking him for
00:28:06
two, and I deserve five.
00:28:07
>> I agree.
00:28:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do the math.
00:28:09
>> And we took you to In-N-Out afterwards.
00:28:10
>> Yeah. Do the That whole day was
00:28:11
incredible.
00:28:12
>> It was just It's too
00:28:14
>> Okay. So,
00:28:14
>> so scary.
00:28:15
>> Yeah. So, they won't do it.
00:28:16
>> Whiny baby. So then I gave them two
00:28:18
options.
00:28:19
>> Move out.
00:28:20
>> No.
00:28:20
>> Okay.
00:28:22
>> No. Magic Mountain
00:28:24
>> or skydiving.
00:28:26
>> Oh.
00:28:27
>> Oh.
00:28:27
>> And what do you No. E snow.
00:28:29
>> They're both like death.
00:28:31
>> That no one dies at skydiving.
00:28:34
>> YEAH. YEAH.
00:28:35
>> Magic Mountain. Yeah. Yeah. What's more
00:28:37
safer, skydiving or Magic Mountain?
00:28:39
>> I I would imagine maybe skydiving.
00:28:41
>> I think skydiving is more safer.
00:28:42
>> No, cuz Magic Mountain people don't die.
00:28:45
While there is no single p public record
00:28:46
up to date for injuries, six flags magic
00:28:48
mount reports are valid. 109 injury
00:28:50
complaints, but that's it. No deaths. No
00:28:52
deaths.
00:28:53
>> No deaths.
00:28:53
>> Yeah, you'll break an arm.
00:28:54
>> Big deal. You got another one.
00:28:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. You break. We go to like
00:28:58
Renfair
00:28:59
>> because it's this weekend's the last
00:29:01
weekend and I'm on the road.
00:29:03
>> Skydiving accidents are rare with
00:29:04
roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in
00:29:06
the United States. Over three million
00:29:07
annual jumps. So that's not bad. It's
00:29:09
not bad. So 10.
00:29:10
>> So skydiving or magic mountain?
00:29:12
>> I'll do magic mountain.
00:29:13
>> Magic Mountain.
00:29:15
Okay.
00:29:15
>> I think it should be skydiving or bungee
00:29:17
jumping.
00:29:18
>> Oh, no. I can't do that.
00:29:20
>> Yeah. Bungee.
00:29:21
>> No, that's
00:29:22
>> You're You're more apt to skydive than
00:29:24
bungee jump.
00:29:26
>> Yeah, cuz bungee jumping it's just like
00:29:29
I don't know.
00:29:29
>> Yeah. So is skydiving.
00:29:31
>> YEAH, BUT YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE.
00:29:34
>> You're falling.
00:29:34
>> But you're with someone. No.
00:29:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. You're with a
00:29:37
insurrectionist like January 6th guy.
00:29:40
>> Hey man, you know,
00:29:41
>> bungee jumping is very sick. One in
00:29:44
every million great
00:29:46
>> easy it
00:29:48
>> nobody dies.
00:29:48
>> No one dies.
00:29:49
>> That's too scary.
00:29:50
>> One death per year globally. And and
00:29:52
that guy wanted to die.
00:29:54
>> He wanted to die purpose. He went n
00:29:58
>> unhook the caravan.
00:29:59
>> Yeah. Yeah. That would be a fast painful
00:30:02
death
00:30:05
>> hitting the ground. You know what the
00:30:06
worst part would be?
00:30:07
>> It would explode, right?
00:30:08
>> I mean you'd pop for sure. Yeah.
00:30:10
Especially if you ate that morning.
00:30:11
>> Yeah. The worst would be it goes down
00:30:13
then it comes back up and then it losing
00:30:14
it then would be even worse.
00:30:16
>> What do you mean?
00:30:17
>> Like when the bungee goes and then it
00:30:19
goes if you fell from the set from like
00:30:21
you feel like the the bounce it held you
00:30:23
and then it didn't held you.
00:30:25
>> Oh, you hear a snap when you're going
00:30:26
up.
00:30:26
>> Oh my Oh my lord.
00:30:28
>> That would [ __ ]
00:30:29
>> that would [ __ ] you up.
00:30:30
>> Cuz you feel like you survived THE FIRST
00:30:31
>> RIGHT. RIGHT. YOU WOULD HEAR THE SNAP,
00:30:33
TOO.
00:30:33
>> Oh my god.
00:30:34
>> And you're like, what is that? And you
00:30:36
do calculations. I'm dead.
00:30:38
>> I'm dead.
00:30:40
>> I died. I'M [ __ ] DEAD.
00:30:41
>> LET me die.
00:30:41
>> Yeah, me die.
00:30:43
>> Yeah. So, skydiving, bungee, or magic
00:30:45
mountain?
00:30:46
>> Magic.
00:30:47
>> Magic Mountain.
00:30:47
>> We open with what?
00:30:49
>> X2.
00:30:50
>> X2. You must
00:30:52
>> open with X2.
00:30:54
>> Oh gosh, it's the best one.
00:30:55
>> It's the best one. Yeah,
00:30:57
>> it's the most fun.
00:30:58
>> It's the most fun. Yeah, cuz you start
00:30:59
off backwards. There's fireballs.
00:31:03
>> Love the fireballs.
00:31:03
>> We love the fireballs.
00:31:05
>> And once you survive the fireballs,
00:31:06
everything's pretty, you know,
00:31:07
>> easy after that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What
00:31:09
are you going on the Joker or something
00:31:11
like that? It's a cakewalk. All that
00:31:12
stuff.
00:31:13
>> Look at this.
00:31:14
>> Oh my.
00:31:14
>> Yeah. Look at this.
00:31:15
>> And the speakers pumping and the sound
00:31:17
screams. I love it.
00:31:20
>> You're going to die. You're going to die
00:31:22
today. YOU DIE TODAY. WE'LL DIE TODAY.
00:31:27
Die today.
00:31:29
>> It's going to be great. It's going to be
00:31:30
so much fun.
00:31:31
>> Oh my gosh. He doesn't even want to go
00:31:33
though.
00:31:33
>> Who?
00:31:34
>> Your girlfriend.
00:31:40
Okay. I have a girlfriend
00:31:42
>> and she doesn't want to go.
00:31:44
>> Yeah.
00:31:44
>> Yeah.
00:31:44
>> But she's going.
00:31:45
>> If she doesn't go that or or skydiving
00:31:49
>> or skydiving, it's duty.
00:31:52
>> Yeah. Girlfriend duty.
00:31:53
>> But we'll follow her if she doesn't.
00:31:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's called
00:31:56
duty. Okay.
00:31:59
>> Not that I'm a king, right? But I'm a
00:32:01
crown prince.
00:32:02
>> You're not the crown.
00:32:03
>> You're not the crown prince.
00:32:05
>> WHAT AM I THEN?
00:32:06
>> It's her. She's the crown prince.
00:32:07
>> I'M A BUTLER. WOW.
00:32:09
>> WOW. She's the crown princess.
00:32:11
>> Yeah.
00:32:12
>> Why
00:32:12
>> call her sweetheart?
00:32:14
>> Yeah.
00:32:17
>> Tell us more.
00:32:19
>> Sweetheart.
00:32:20
>> He gets really nice when she's around.
00:32:22
>> Yeah. He's so nice.
00:32:23
>> Yeah.
00:32:24
>> When she's around.
00:32:25
>> We had dinner last night and it was He
00:32:27
was very nice. He was like,
00:32:28
>> "So, she should be around more."
00:32:30
>> Yeah.
00:32:31
>> Yeah. He turns into a better version of
00:32:32
Bob.
00:32:32
>> Mhm.
00:32:33
>> He doesn't even fart in front of
00:32:34
>> Yeah.
00:32:36
that I find hard to believe.
00:32:39
>> You know, I I sneak away.
00:32:41
>> Yeah.
00:32:41
>> You know what I do? She's in the bed and
00:32:43
I'll go all the way down my hallway cuz
00:32:45
I have a little hallway in my right. I
00:32:46
go to the very end of the front the door
00:32:48
of my bedroom.
00:32:49
>> I squeeze my cheese and it goes kind of
00:32:51
do it like you know
00:32:52
>> like an agent orange.
00:32:54
>> Oh, you do open your
00:32:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I go
00:32:57
>> and then I let the smell simmer there
00:33:00
cuz what happens is I don't know if you
00:33:02
know about science, you know what I
00:33:04
mean? But it follows you like a stalker.
00:33:07
Like a like a stalker in the night. You
00:33:09
know what I mean? A little Richard
00:33:10
Ramirez,
00:33:12
>> right? Following you in the night. Okay.
00:33:14
>> So, I let Richard dissipate.
00:33:17
>> Let him like a little fart
00:33:18
>> and then I'll I'll go back into the
00:33:20
arena,
00:33:21
>> right? And lay down. But sometimes what
00:33:24
happens is there's a little bit of
00:33:26
another, you know, I mean, Zodiac Killer
00:33:27
that comes after.
00:33:29
>> So, I have to leave the bed again and
00:33:31
release the Zodiac after a little
00:33:33
aftershock. So that repeats several
00:33:35
times over the night depending on if I
00:33:37
had ice cream or not,
00:33:38
>> right?
00:33:39
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:40
>> Remember when you farted on Andrew's
00:33:41
wife?
00:33:45
>> That's good growth.
00:33:47
>> Dude, dude, are you are you trying to
00:33:49
start a war?
00:33:50
>> No, I'm just saying that's
00:33:51
>> Hey, because that was let go in the
00:33:52
past. He was so mad.
00:33:55
>> Yeah. So, what are you trying to do?
00:33:56
>> I'm saying that's beautiful character
00:33:57
growth. You're growing up.
00:34:01
>> Oh my god, dude. Why would you bring
00:34:03
that off, dude?
00:34:05
That dude, we almost ended.
00:34:08
It was The Beatles are over. You mean
00:34:11
Yoko had entered. I mean, it was, you
00:34:12
know, it was bad.
00:34:14
>> Yoko farted.
00:34:15
>> Yeah.
00:34:16
>> On Paul's wife.
00:34:19
>> It was bad.
00:34:20
>> It was bad. He pulled me aside and he
00:34:22
goes, "You don't ever do that again."
00:34:24
>> In a million years.
00:34:26
>> Yeah. And I locked eyes with them and
00:34:28
just through the eyes I can see, right?
00:34:30
Don't ever do that again.
00:34:31
>> Evil. Evil. Dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I
00:34:33
mean, it was bad. But yes. What else um
00:34:36
have you noticed about me?
00:34:39
>> You're just sweeter and nicer and you're
00:34:41
very like cuddly with her.
00:34:43
>> Mhm.
00:34:43
>> It's cute.
00:34:45
>> You're a new man.
00:34:46
>> No, I'm cuddly with all creatures.
00:34:49
>> Like my dogs and cats,
00:34:51
>> right? But who?
00:34:52
>> It goes dogs, cats, girlfriend.
00:34:56
>> Well, I've known my dogs and cats
00:34:57
longer.
00:34:58
>> That's true.
00:34:59
>> You know what I mean?
00:35:00
>> Yeah. And um you know I have a
00:35:02
connection with Gobi, my first dog I've
00:35:06
ever had.
00:35:07
>> Yeah.
00:35:07
>> She's still with me and she looks at me
00:35:10
like, "Dad,
00:35:12
>> she's your she's that."
00:35:13
>> Yeah. So it's like there's a there's a
00:35:14
connection there. So it's like I can't
00:35:16
put that in order yet.
00:35:17
>> I agree.
00:35:18
>> You know,
00:35:18
>> you're right. Yeah. There is no order
00:35:19
yet.
00:35:20
>> Yeah. So um
00:35:21
>> how are you feeling?
00:35:23
>> Me you want to talk about it?
00:35:24
>> Yeah. So let's talk about Carlos's head
00:35:27
transplant.
00:35:28
>> Do you want to talk? I mean, it looks it
00:35:29
looks
00:35:29
>> No, I'm feeling good right now. Yeah,
00:35:31
>> you're not in any sort of pain.
00:35:32
>> It's just a little sore, but it's been
00:35:33
like
00:35:34
>> Big shout out to Bosley for doing the
00:35:35
hair.
00:35:35
>> Yeah. Congratulations. Wow.
00:35:37
>> Duck down a little bit. Let's see. Let's
00:35:39
see. Just the Yeah.
00:35:40
>> Wow. Yeah. That's what's going to
00:35:41
happen.
00:35:42
>> Yeah.
00:35:42
>> Yeah.
00:35:43
>> But it's been going well.
00:35:45
>> It's going to look like when we first
00:35:46
met.
00:35:47
>> Exactly.
00:35:47
>> That's crazy.
00:35:48
>> Could the hairline be a little lower?
00:35:50
>> Well, they were trying to be realistic.
00:35:52
They like There's not enough graphs in
00:35:54
the back to put on top. Imagine if the
00:35:56
hairline was down to your eyebrow and it
00:35:58
was just hair all the way out. That'd be
00:35:59
a cooler look.
00:36:00
>> But it would stop up here and that would
00:36:01
have no hair in the back.
00:36:02
>> Wait, that's No one looks like that.
00:36:03
That's amazing.
00:36:05
>> Oliver Tree or something.
00:36:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:07
>> But I have a I have I have a thought
00:36:09
that you're going to get the hair and
00:36:11
you're going to still buzz your head
00:36:12
anyway and you're going to keep it
00:36:14
short.
00:36:15
>> I I want to grow it out once I get it,
00:36:17
but I Yeah, I want to do the slick back.
00:36:19
>> You got to No, don't do the slick back.
00:36:21
>> I like slick back.
00:36:22
>> No, dude. Grunge. Oh, see that's kind of
00:36:24
cool, too. Yeah, that's cool, too.
00:36:25
Crazy. Like, I've been on the road.
00:36:27
>> It's gonna take a long time to grow a
00:36:28
grunge hair.
00:36:29
>> A mad scientist. It's He has what? 40
00:36:31
more years to do it.
00:36:33
>> Yeah,
00:36:34
>> I know.
00:36:35
>> A little bit less.
00:36:36
>> I lie out.
00:36:36
>> Yeah, a little less.
00:36:37
>> I know. You and I
00:36:38
>> You guys think you're going to die
00:36:39
before or that I'll die before you?
00:36:41
>> There's a chance.
00:36:42
>> There's a chance. And um I would like to
00:36:44
talk about if I may.
00:36:46
>> May.
00:36:46
>> Oh gosh.
00:36:48
>> What?
00:36:49
>> We're about to hear Bobby's side of the
00:36:51
story.
00:36:52
>> Oh my god. That makes me so mad.
00:36:54
>> What?
00:36:55
>> Dude, that puts me in such a rage.
00:36:57
>> What's wrong?
00:36:58
>> That that because as if
00:37:00
>> there are two sides there.
00:37:01
>> There's no there's no this it's not
00:37:02
Rashimon.
00:37:04
It's a person. I'll reference that of
00:37:06
anyway. It's not You know what I mean? A
00:37:08
two-sided situation.
00:37:10
>> It's one clear side. Oh, you almost did.
00:37:12
Why didn't you call him? Because he
00:37:14
would have BEEN ON MY SIDE.
00:37:15
>> I CALLED you to because I knew Andrew
00:37:18
would see things to
00:37:19
>> I want to hear your side. Can I hear
00:37:20
your side?
00:37:22
That's a good strategy for me to go
00:37:23
first.
00:37:25
>> It's a brilliant strategy.
00:37:26
>> Yeah. So, you can come up with things to
00:37:27
defend your Okay, I'll just go
00:37:28
>> Queen's Gambit here, dude. You got to
00:37:30
find out.
00:37:30
>> No, I'll go because there's certain I'll
00:37:32
go first. I want to go first.
00:37:33
>> No, I want to go first. I'll tell you
00:37:34
why. Right.
00:37:35
>> It's a good boundary. I'll respect.
00:37:36
>> There's certain things that I want to
00:37:37
omit from in the story.
00:37:38
>> Copy.
00:37:42
>> That's why I want to go first.
00:37:43
>> So, what is it?
00:37:43
>> Do people like listening to this stuff
00:37:44
or No,
00:37:46
>> we don't know what it is yet.
00:37:53
That's true.
00:37:54
>> That's absolutely true. But these kind
00:37:56
of personal like I mean conflict.
00:37:58
>> Yes, man.
00:37:59
>> Okay.
00:37:59
>> What is it?
00:37:59
>> All right. So, um
00:38:02
>> I played uh New Jersey Pact.
00:38:05
>> Wellington.
00:38:06
>> Yeah. And then we did
00:38:06
>> Wellmon. Sorry. Well,
00:38:07
>> yeah.
00:38:08
>> Yeah. And then we did uh Medford Packed,
00:38:10
>> right? Saturday. Saturday I had a little
00:38:12
problem in Atlantic City.
00:38:14
>> Okay.
00:38:18
>> Oh, yeah.
00:38:19
>> What happened? What what what was the
00:38:21
laugh about me may I ask per se
00:38:22
>> because I'm having a trauma response.
00:38:24
>> Yes. What?
00:38:25
>> Having a trauma response. I remember
00:38:26
>> trauma. Interesting.
00:38:27
>> Interesting. What happened?
00:38:28
>> So um I I I first of all for weeks I was
00:38:32
like can I get out of this gig?
00:38:34
>> You don't want to go to AC.
00:38:36
>> It's that it's just that when you you
00:38:37
know before you go to a gig and you know
00:38:39
there's that blue dot epidemic. You know
00:38:41
what that is?
00:38:42
>> Oh yeah.
00:38:42
>> No.
00:38:43
>> You know about the blue dot epidemic?
00:38:45
>> Is that antivirus?
00:38:46
>> No. It's different.
00:38:47
>> He doesn't have it ever. So that
00:38:48
>> I know he doesn't ever have the blue
00:38:49
dot.
00:38:50
>> What are you talking about?
00:38:51
>> Blue dots on ticket master.
00:38:52
>> Oh. Oh, the seats. Oh, right. Yeah.
00:38:54
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What's your problem?
00:38:57
>> You just
00:38:57
>> What are you angry about?
00:38:58
>> I asked you what the
00:39:03
>> What is going on?
00:39:04
>> I don't know.
00:39:05
>> Are you okay?
00:39:05
>> I I don't think I am.
00:39:06
>> You're on edge.
00:39:07
>> I know. I don't He He does it.
00:39:09
>> Well, what happened?
00:39:10
>> I'm going to tell you right now. Fine.
00:39:12
>> All right. So, not a good show, right? I
00:39:15
I think I did pretty good given the
00:39:17
circumstances.
00:39:18
>> Yeah.
00:39:18
>> In terms of responsib
00:39:31
um I get off stage and I'm sweating and
00:39:34
I'm on the verge of tears. I'm literally
00:39:36
on the verge of tears cuz I'd never seen
00:39:38
anything like that. You know what I
00:39:40
mean? where it's like I'm so grateful
00:39:42
that they all came out to support me,
00:39:43
but you know, I was just disappointed in
00:39:45
turnout,
00:39:46
>> right, which rarely happens. And I was
00:39:48
in the green room on the verge of tears,
00:39:51
right? And I'm literally I'm calling my
00:39:53
agents.
00:39:54
>> Yeah.
00:39:54
>> No one's picking up. That's
00:39:56
>> right. And I'm just sitting there like
00:39:57
hunched over like that, sweat dripping
00:39:59
in the verge of tears. And then all of a
00:40:01
sudden, I see cameras go on.
00:40:04
>> Somebody walks in with camera, two
00:40:07
cameras,
00:40:07
>> mone
00:40:08
>> iPhone. No, it he invites a Tik Tocker
00:40:12
>> to do a video with me and I don't know
00:40:15
what's happening.
00:40:16
>> Who is this person? Someone he's already
00:40:18
met.
00:40:18
>> I've already met him, but it's like you
00:40:20
before the show I want to know who's
00:40:22
going to come and do a video with me
00:40:24
after the show, right? Is that a proper
00:40:27
and fair thing? Yeah.
00:40:28
>> He doesn't tell me.
00:40:29
>> Okay.
00:40:29
>> Right. So, I'm sitting there like and I
00:40:31
then I have to in that moment
00:40:33
>> turn it on.
00:40:34
>> Turn it on. So I'm like, "Hey,
00:40:38
you know what I mean?" And he's like,
00:40:39
"Hey." And I'm doing now I'm reading off
00:40:42
an advertisement that he has on his
00:40:45
phone for his new product.
00:40:46
>> But you didn't have to do that in real.
00:40:47
>> I I'm just saying I I I didn't know what
00:40:49
was going on.
00:40:49
>> Yeah.
00:40:50
>> Yeah. I mean, because there's no prep
00:40:52
from my tour manager.
00:40:53
>> Yeah.
00:40:53
>> Right. And then, right,
00:40:57
>> he leaves, it's done, and I look at
00:40:58
Carlos and I go, "What the [ __ ] was
00:41:00
that?" And then he gets defensive. YOU
00:41:02
LIKE GOOD [ __ ] OH, like good [ __ ]
00:41:08
>> And I go, "What do you mean?" He's like,
00:41:09
"I THOUGHT YOU GO. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD
00:41:11
LIKE IT." RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
00:41:12
SO THAT'S WHY I DID IT.
00:41:13
>> I go, "Yeah, but I want to be [ __ ]
00:41:15
pre-prepared if I knew a Tik Tocker was
00:41:17
going to come in and do a video,
00:41:18
especially with a night like I had
00:41:20
tonight."
00:41:20
>> Right.
00:41:21
>> Right. Your honor.
00:41:23
>> Yes. Case heard.
00:41:24
>> Okay. Did you get good [ __ ]
00:41:26
>> No.
00:41:27
>> Defense. My defense is that I didn't
00:41:30
know they were going to be filming when
00:41:31
they walked in. And I wanted to surprise
00:41:33
Bobby on this tough night with two free
00:41:35
pairs of Golden Goose shoes. And
00:41:38
>> what did that have to do with the Tik
00:41:39
Tockers?
00:41:40
>> That was the Tik Tocker was bringing
00:41:42
that for
00:41:42
>> they could but but after the show had
00:41:44
went the way it went and knowing that
00:41:46
the blue dot virus was going on this
00:41:47
night.
00:41:48
>> Did you not think to preemptively say
00:41:49
let's hold off until a little bit after
00:41:51
the show or you just let him come in?
00:41:52
>> I let him come in without preparing
00:41:55
without preparing me.
00:41:55
>> You're right. I want it to be a
00:41:56
surprise, but I want I in my defense, I
00:42:00
apologized and said this happened on my
00:42:02
watch. I'm sorry, Bob.
00:42:04
>> I did say that, but in what world do I
00:42:06
not say that?
00:42:07
>> See, see what he's doing right now.
00:42:09
>> Yeah,
00:42:10
>> he's winning the case.
00:42:10
>> He's not winning the case.
00:42:11
>> No, no, he's not winning the case.
00:42:12
>> I'll tell you why.
00:42:12
>> Yeah. Well, I'm the judge, but yeah,
00:42:14
>> I'll tell you why.
00:42:14
>> Please.
00:42:15
>> Now, we're at dinner afterwards, right?
00:42:17
And I look at Carlos because in my mind,
00:42:21
>> Gilbert from Pigerbelly was there as
00:42:23
well. Mh.
00:42:24
>> In my mind, I thought that Gilbert had
00:42:26
set it all up. So now I'm livid at
00:42:28
Gilbert.
00:42:28
>> Ah, so he's not even taking the phone.
00:42:30
>> Right. So I look at Carlos. I look at
00:42:32
Carlos and I go, I'm so pissed off at
00:42:35
Gilbert right now. And you're like, why?
00:42:36
Because that I love the guy that came
00:42:38
in. It was just the wrong timing.
00:42:40
>> Sure.
00:42:40
>> Right. And I go because of that
00:42:41
situation. And you go, oh yeah, yeah. I
00:42:43
mean, we're we're both You know what I
00:42:44
mean?
00:42:45
>> Your honor. We're both. And then I And
00:42:48
did I not take when Gilbert sat down at
00:42:50
the table? Did I not pull him aside? And
00:42:52
I was confused because when we walked
00:42:53
into the restaurant, I said,
00:42:54
>> "That energy just passionate lawyer."
00:42:57
>> Look at the manager. Energy.
00:42:59
>> I'm a passionate lawyer.
00:43:01
>> Thank you, your honor. There's going to
00:43:02
be order in this court.
00:43:03
>> Yeah, there'll be order.
00:43:03
>> Okay. There there must be order in this
00:43:05
court.
00:43:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:06
>> But I want to tell you about what
00:43:08
happened when we were walking into the
00:43:09
restaurant,
00:43:10
>> which is I told him that wasn't Gilbert.
00:43:12
LIKE
00:43:13
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00:43:15
[ __ ]
00:43:17
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00:43:18
>> AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING YOU
00:43:19
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00:43:21
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>> Sunday night we do a show in Boston.
00:47:09
>> Yeah.
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>> Right. And as a tour manager, you know,
00:47:12
you don't eat all day.
00:47:14
>> Why not?
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>> I just I ate a little light meal because
00:47:17
you think after the show you're going to
00:47:18
eat.
00:47:18
>> Oh, okay. So, the tour manager,
00:47:20
>> we had reservations at the Bobby's for
00:47:23
nothing.
00:47:26
Go ahead.
00:47:26
>> As a tour manager, you're supposed to
00:47:28
set up a meal.
00:47:29
>> Yeah. Which
00:47:30
>> we go to the restaurant after
00:47:31
>> sustained
00:47:32
>> after the show and we walk in and the
00:47:35
host goes,
00:47:36
>> "We're closed."
00:47:38
>> PF Chens.
00:47:40
>> No.
00:47:41
>> And I look at Carlos go, "What?
00:47:43
>> He didn't say we're closed."
00:47:44
>> What did he say?
00:47:45
>> He said the kitchen closes in 30.
00:47:47
>> NO, THAT THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.
00:47:49
>> HE DID SAY THAT HE WAS AN IM HE WAS AN
00:47:52
IMMIGRANT. DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE AND
00:47:53
I thought we would get celebrity
00:47:54
treatment like
00:47:55
>> now I'm going to call somebody.
00:47:57
>> Oh my god.
00:47:58
>> Now I'm going to call somebody that was
00:47:59
there.
00:48:00
>> That's insane.
00:48:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to And
00:48:01
you don't say anything. Okay.
00:48:03
>> Witness.
00:48:03
>> Yeah. I have a witness right here. You
00:48:05
don't say anything.
00:48:05
>> I won't because I'm excited.
00:48:06
>> All right. Cuz you are excited. Okay.
00:48:08
>> Is this Gilbert? You're calling?
00:48:09
>> No. Ramsay my opener.
00:48:11
>> Oh, right.
00:48:11
>> Oh, yeah. He's not compromised. Shh.
00:48:17
>> Hello.
00:48:18
>> Hi. Um, so, um, you're on Bad Friends
00:48:21
right now.
00:48:23
>> Hey.
00:48:23
>> Okay. So, you know, after the Sunday
00:48:26
show at at the, um, in Boston, Medford,
00:48:28
I think it was. Was it Medford?
00:48:30
>> Yeah, it was Medford.
00:48:31
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, afterwards, when we
00:48:32
walked in that Korean restaurant, what
00:48:33
did the guy tell us?
00:48:36
>> Um, he said that their kitchen was
00:48:38
closing and didn't have time for us.
00:48:40
>> And they didn't have time for us, right?
00:48:42
>> Yeah, that's correct.
00:48:43
>> Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:48:45
Bye-bye.
00:48:47
Instead, he went to the Four Seasons in
00:48:49
eight.
00:48:49
>> No.
00:48:49
>> By the way, answers on the first ring.
00:48:51
>> I know. Whack.
00:48:52
>> Desperate.
00:48:54
>> HELLO.
00:48:55
>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
00:48:56
>> I ALSO have another witness if I could
00:48:58
call if I want.
00:48:59
>> You may.
00:49:00
>> I may.
00:49:00
>> Yeah.
00:49:00
>> Okay. Thank you.
00:49:01
>> They're mentioning the kitchen clos.
00:49:02
>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
00:49:05
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:07
>> Who Who is the witness? Pat
00:49:09
>> calling the stand.
00:49:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. Don't say anything, please.
00:49:11
Thank you.
00:49:11
>> Let's see how many rings. Each opener is
00:49:13
going to get to switch. All right.
00:49:21
Leave a message. Thank you. Sometimes
00:49:23
you have to do it again. Sometimes you
00:49:24
have to do it again.
00:49:25
>> She's on do not disturb.
00:49:26
>> Yeah.
00:49:27
>> One ring.
00:49:34
>> Cat's losing.
00:49:34
>> Hi, Bobby.
00:49:35
>> Hi, Cat. You're on Bad Friends right
00:49:36
now.
00:49:38
>> I'm on Bad Friends.
00:49:39
>> Yeah, just I have to ask you a question.
00:49:40
I have to ask you a question. Okay.
00:49:42
>> Okay. It will be the only time that
00:49:44
you're on Bad Friends Friday.
00:49:47
>> Okay.
00:49:47
>> All right. So, in when Sunday night when
00:49:50
we were in Boston, right?
00:49:52
>> Yeah.
00:49:52
>> And we went to that Korean restaurant
00:49:54
afterwards, right?
00:49:56
>> Uh when we went Yes.
00:49:57
>> Yeah. And then what did the host or
00:49:59
whoever say to me when we walked in the
00:50:01
restaurant?
00:50:02
>> The host said, "Oh, you can't. The
00:50:05
kitchen is closed."
00:50:06
>> Okay. Thank you so much. Good night.
00:50:08
>> Okay. Bye.
00:50:09
>> Bye.
00:50:10
>> Unreliable witness. He's paying them
00:50:12
>> two.
00:50:13
>> He's paying his witnesses.
00:50:15
>> Oh, so what? You're saying that it was
00:50:17
open? If it was open for 30 minutes, why
00:50:19
wouldn't I sit down?
00:50:20
>> BECAUSE YOU GOT FRUSTRATED THAT THEY
00:50:22
RECOGNIZED. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
00:50:25
>> That's literally what happened. He He
00:50:26
didn't go, "Oh, Bobby, you're here."
00:50:29
>> Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
00:50:31
Interesting, per se.
00:50:34
>> Wow. Wow.
00:50:35
>> Bro,
00:50:35
>> well, judge, please make a final
00:50:38
verdict.
00:50:38
>> I got to be honest.
00:50:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:41
>> Tend to life, buddy.
00:50:42
>> YEAH.
00:50:44
>> NO, I BEG YOU.
00:50:46
>> ALSO, your hair.
00:50:49
>> What?
00:50:49
>> Your new hair. How did you get your new
00:50:51
hair?
00:50:52
>> How did I get it?
00:50:53
>> Yeah.
00:50:54
>> Oh, from bad.
00:50:55
>> Exactly.
00:50:57
I got you new hair.
00:51:00
>> I got you new hair.
00:51:01
>> Thank you, sir.
00:51:02
>> You lied.
00:51:03
>> I didn't lie.
00:51:04
>> Yeah. And conduct conspiracy. M
00:51:09
>> Did you make a reservation?
00:51:10
>> Of course.
00:51:10
>> Did you tell them it was him?
00:51:12
>> When you walked in, the kitchen was open
00:51:13
for 30 more, but they still said,
00:51:14
"Please don't sit down."
00:51:15
>> Exactly.
00:51:16
>> Right.
00:51:16
>> Well, they didn't tell us not to sit
00:51:17
down, but they warned us.
00:51:18
>> But they said, "Close in 30," which is
00:51:20
another way of saying, "We're not going
00:51:21
to We don't want to do this."
00:51:22
>> That they didn't say that, Andrew. I'm
00:51:24
telling you right now based on my
00:51:25
witnesses, right? They said, "We are
00:51:27
closed."
00:51:27
>> Well, the first witness said 30 minutes
00:51:29
to close. Cat actually said
00:51:30
>> No, he didn't.
00:51:30
>> No, he did.
00:51:31
>> No. No. Ramsay did not.
00:51:32
>> No, he did. He literally said they said
00:51:34
they're closing in 30 minutes.
00:51:35
>> He said was the kitchen is closing. Yes.
00:51:37
>> Closing in 30 minutes.
00:51:38
>> No, he didn't say that.
00:51:39
>> He didn't say 30 minutes.
00:51:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna I'll call him one
00:51:41
more time. Sorry.
00:51:42
>> 30 minutes.
00:51:42
>> I have to call him again. Sorry.
00:51:44
>> Closing in 30 minutes.
00:51:46
>> First ring.
00:51:47
>> Hello.
00:51:48
>> Okay. You're on bad again. Wait. What
00:51:49
did you say again?
00:51:51
>> He said uh that he didn't have time for
00:51:53
us. U the the guy he was kind of mad
00:51:56
about it
00:51:56
>> cuz the kitchen was closed, right?
00:51:58
>> The kitchen was closed. Yeah.
00:51:59
>> Yeah. Thank you. Bye-bye.
00:52:01
>> You're leaving the witness.
00:52:02
>> I'm not I'm not leaving the witness.
00:52:04
That's what he said the first time ever
00:52:05
going to hear it. Yeah. He didn't say
00:52:07
that. I swear to God he didn't say that.
00:52:08
What do you guys?
00:52:09
>> Yeah. So, um,
00:52:10
>> double jeopardy.
00:52:11
>> It's not double jeopardy, dude. Yeah.
00:52:13
>> He said the kitchen is closing.
00:52:15
>> Exactly. Thank you. So, he changed his
00:52:17
statement. So, he lied.
00:52:18
>> Yeah.
00:52:19
>> And miss, this is not This is I'm sorry,
00:52:21
but that that first witness is going to
00:52:22
be thrown out.
00:52:23
>> Okay. I have one more witness.
00:52:24
>> But the second witness is fine. That
00:52:25
she's still valid.
00:52:26
>> Yeah, she's still valid. And she said
00:52:28
>> the kitchen is closed.
00:52:30
>> is closed.
00:52:30
>> Yeah. And would you would you side with
00:52:33
a convicted liar? We usually don't in
00:52:36
this court of law.
00:52:38
>> Exactly. Somebody that's known to
00:52:40
deceive. What do you girls think? You
00:52:42
know, you guys are the jury.
00:52:44
>> I mean, from our experience with Carlos
00:52:46
at Coachella, he was really
00:52:48
>> We loved Carlos.
00:52:49
>> Yeah.
00:52:50
>> So, I don't think he's
00:52:51
>> I'm going to side with the jury here.
00:52:54
>> Carlos, you're cleared of all the
00:52:55
charges.
00:52:56
>> Thank you, sir.
00:52:56
>> Bobby, you're going to have to stay
00:52:57
after.
00:52:58
>> Carlos was the best at Coach Elli.
00:53:01
>> And he stayed with us the entire time.
00:53:03
>> Yeah. wanted to make sure you were safe.
00:53:05
>> Good chaperone. And she gave me
00:53:06
mushrooms. Thank you.
00:53:08
>> You did?
00:53:09
>> Yeah.
00:53:10
>> Did you do mushrooms at the show?
00:53:12
>> It was a micro dose.
00:53:14
>> Oh, it wasn't anything. You didn't do
00:53:16
any, young lady.
00:53:17
>> No, he did. She didn't.
00:53:18
>> He didn't.
00:53:20
>> Who didn't?
00:53:21
>> She didn't.
00:53:22
>> So, you gave Carlos drugs?
00:53:24
>> Yeah.
00:53:25
>> She's doing
00:53:29
>> because you literally just betrayed me
00:53:32
by siding with Carlos. So, I will betray
00:53:34
you as well.
00:53:35
>> I didn't.
00:53:35
>> Yeah. Become Korean and if you betray
00:53:37
me, I betray you.
00:53:40
>> All right. Fair.
00:53:40
>> This is a It's fair. It's a double
00:53:41
betrayer.
00:53:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. That has
00:53:45
nothing to do with the case that's
00:53:47
before you.
00:53:48
>> Correct.
00:53:50
>> You're bringing up a completely
00:53:51
different situation.
00:53:52
>> What did she do?
00:53:53
>> All right. What has SHE BEEN DOING?
00:53:55
>> STOP.
00:53:56
>> Now you stop betraying.
00:53:58
>> I'm not betraying.
00:54:00
>> Look at me right now, dude. All right.
00:54:02
SHE'S SMOKING.
00:54:03
>> OH, NO I'M NOT.
00:54:06
>> Are you really smoking?
00:54:07
>> A little bit.
00:54:09
>> Then why' you say, "Oh, no, I'm not."
00:54:10
>> Did you smoke right before you came?
00:54:12
>> No.
00:54:12
>> You haven't smoked one cigarette today?
00:54:14
>> NO.
00:54:16
>> OH MY GOD. I swear. I swear.
00:54:22
>> I swear.
00:54:24
>> No. Good.
00:54:25
>> Good.
00:54:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. But so you want me to re I
00:54:27
could reveal other things, too, but I
00:54:29
won't. But I'm just saying I But when
00:54:31
you betray, right? I betray.
00:54:33
>> Betray. I just said Carlos was so good
00:54:37
at
00:54:37
>> What does that have anything to do with
00:54:39
the [ __ ] case of the last weekend?
00:54:41
>> Plus, that is a betrayal on its own.
00:54:43
>> Yeah, that's a betrayal on its own.
00:54:44
>> How come once on this show we can't we
00:54:45
can we go a week without betrayal on
00:54:47
this?
00:54:47
>> I know exact I know ex one week.
00:54:50
>> I know how you feel.
00:54:53
>> I know I know exactly how you feel
00:54:54
>> because I feel like everyone on the show
00:54:56
is trying to betray someone.
00:54:57
>> I know I know exactly how you feel. You
00:54:59
get me? I'm a victim of circumstance.
00:55:01
>> We should be lifting each other up.
00:55:02
>> I agree.
00:55:03
>> Yeah. Not bring everyone down. You know
00:55:05
what I mean? It's like I gave you a job.
00:55:07
You can't you don't want to do it.
00:55:09
>> See, you're not even listening. Look,
00:55:12
>> I'm Dude, I'm so grateful for the job
00:55:13
you gave me as tour manager.
00:55:15
>> WELL, DO THE JOB THEN.
00:55:16
>> I'VE been doing it. The night before you
00:55:17
were like, "Oh, this is such a good
00:55:18
restaurant, Carlos." Like, you forget
00:55:20
about all the good when one drip of bad
00:55:22
drops down.
00:55:23
>> Interesting.
00:55:24
>> Interesting.
00:55:26
>> I think my bad stuff is so bad it's like
00:55:28
oil or something. It just ruins
00:55:30
everything.
00:55:31
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:32
>> So, we got an email to Carlos at the
00:55:34
booth. Uh the a production company um
00:55:37
they reached out. It's the production
00:55:39
company that's handling the distribution
00:55:40
for Karate Ghost.
00:55:44
>> I But before you push play, I want to
00:55:46
say this, okay?
00:55:47
>> When when you're doing a movie like
00:55:49
this, independent movie, right, you take
00:55:51
certain, you know, um
00:55:52
>> risks
00:55:53
>> risk and you go, it doesn't matter.
00:55:55
>> Like the risk of the whole film, it's
00:55:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter. I can do
00:55:59
whatever I want. You know what I mean? I
00:56:01
look into the camera. Whatever. You know
00:56:02
what I mean?
00:56:03
>> Someone will see it.
00:56:05
>> Go. Go. And he's going. It's good.
00:56:08
>> It's really good.
00:56:08
>> Okay. Go ahead.
00:56:22
Turn it down a little bit.
00:56:30
Look at
00:56:45
him.
00:57:00
Well, you ain't in the big city of
00:57:01
Beijing no more, huh?
00:57:04
I am I'm from Mini Rapidas.
00:57:06
>> I don't know any other towns in China
00:57:08
other than Beijing and Japan, but that's
00:57:11
besides the point. Now, if you're going
00:57:13
to be staying here for a while, you got
00:57:14
to get yourself a form of
00:57:15
transportation.
00:57:17
Okay? It's it's big out here. It's too
00:57:20
far to walk.
00:57:21
>> Wow.
00:57:21
>> And I can't be sle you around every day
00:57:23
wherever you need to go.
00:57:25
>> I understand. I am sorry for the
00:57:28
inconvenience.
00:57:29
>> It's all right. I mean, I don't mind
00:57:30
doing it
00:57:32
>> today. I'm happy to bring you home, but
00:57:34
it can't be an everyday thing. I mean,
00:57:36
I've got I've got stuff to do.
00:57:38
>> Yeah, I know. I I'm getting acromated.
00:57:42
Sorry, but surely. Hopefully, it'll be
00:57:44
sooner than later. I'll tell you that. I
00:57:46
don't mean to be harsh. You know, I like
00:57:48
you. Now, the dojo is a staple of our
00:57:50
community, and well, hell, we're just
00:57:52
happy there was someone to take it over.
00:57:55
>> I want to thank you for welcoming me
00:57:57
into the community. Everyone has been so
00:58:00
kind.
00:58:02
Well, everything
00:58:05
>> except no nothing. Never mind. I think
00:58:09
>> you too.
00:58:10
>> They they
00:58:12
>> you're doing a sinners.
00:58:15
Well, this town is uh there's some
00:58:18
things about this town. It's
00:58:21
Well, this place is just unique. Okay,
00:58:24
I'll tell you about it another time over
00:58:25
a beer. How about that?
00:58:27
>> I would love a beer.
00:58:31
>> Well, I got to head down this lonesome
00:58:33
road here.
00:58:34
>> Got to get me home. So,
00:58:36
you have yourself a good night.
00:58:39
>> Drive safe on the ransom road.
00:58:43
Heat. Heat.
00:59:32
He's a white belt.
00:59:44
Wow.
01:00:10
Can I help you?
01:00:14
Ah, sorry to bother you. Are you the new
01:00:16
town sensei?
01:00:19
Oh, that's great. That's great. You
01:00:22
know, we heard a lot about you. Heard
01:00:25
you're pretty handy with the sword
01:00:26
there.
01:00:28
Anyh who, we thought we'd stop by and uh
01:00:31
welcome you to the neighborhood.
01:00:41
Okay.
01:00:54
I don't want no trouble. Don't want no
01:00:56
trouble.
01:01:08
Thank you.
01:01:40
Laura.
01:01:46
>> Wow.
01:02:15
Bobby,
01:02:22
>> what do you want? If it's not me killing
01:02:25
you, I don't have much else to offer. My
01:02:28
time will be up soon.
01:02:31
But I must say,
01:02:33
you are a fine warrior,
01:02:37
but you are not the best.
01:02:40
Before we were samurai,
01:02:43
we were trained in the art of karate
01:02:47
by the greatest sensei who walked this
01:02:50
earth.
01:02:55
He's no longer with us.
01:02:58
But his spirit still lives on and he
01:03:01
protects us.
01:03:05
And he will
01:03:07
avenge his pupils.
01:03:26
What was that? Ghost,
01:03:30
where are you?
01:03:36
Ghost,
01:03:39
where are you? Ghost,
01:03:41
where are you? Where are you?
01:04:11
Okay.
01:04:37
There's a lot you got to learn about
01:04:39
this here town.
01:04:44
>> You saved him my ride, Sheriff. Well,
01:04:48
couldn't have you go dying without us
01:04:50
sharing that beer together.
01:04:53
I suppose the round will be on me.
01:05:06
>> Hell, I'd like that.
01:05:14
As you can see, we got much to discuss.
01:05:17
We must celebrate the demise of that of
01:05:21
a worry being. Celebrate? Yes. Demise?
01:05:27
Not quite.
01:05:29
You see, that spirit's haunted this town
01:05:30
here since 1868.
01:05:33
And I didn't do much to it other than
01:05:34
get it off you or get it away from you
01:05:36
for a little while. It'll be back. In
01:05:39
fact, they sent in some of their best
01:05:40
men without any warning. You had no prep
01:05:42
whatsoever. And you took them out with
01:05:44
ease. Well, that gave me hope.
01:05:48
I always thought you were sent here for
01:05:49
a reason.
01:05:51
And now I know that to be true.
01:05:55
Finally,
01:05:57
someone will defeat
01:05:59
Karate Ghost.
01:06:03
>> Wow.
01:06:05
>> Did you make that?
01:06:07
>> No.
01:06:08
>> What the [ __ ] did you just say? Did we
01:06:11
make that? Yeah, we shot that. I drove
01:06:14
all the way out to the desert after
01:06:16
landing. I had four hours of sleep and
01:06:18
Mccon and I and a crew of incredible
01:06:20
people shot that.
01:06:21
>> I I had a two-day shoot. First day we
01:06:23
did with stunk eyes and a bunch of blood
01:06:25
effects and everything. And second day
01:06:26
we had a few hours with Andrew and he
01:06:27
drove out to Joshua Train. We shot that
01:06:30
like two weeks ago.
01:06:31
>> Wow, it looks so good.
01:06:33
>> Take that film school.
01:06:34
>> Wow, you are talented.
01:06:37
>> Did you like it?
01:06:38
>> I I thought it was shot so well. Mone
01:06:40
shot that.
01:06:41
>> He did. This is M. This was McCon's
01:06:43
baby. All I did was show up
01:06:45
>> and uh
01:06:46
>> for 4 hours.
01:06:47
>> No, you did a whole day.
01:06:49
>> No, this was a whole day. So, you liked
01:06:50
it?
01:06:50
>> You like Karate Ghost?
01:06:52
>> Karate Ghost was so good, dude.
01:06:53
>> Should we show the clip of me giving you
01:06:55
the note?
01:06:55
>> No, no, no. Bobby will love this. You
01:06:57
will love this.
01:06:58
>> Okay, I want to see it.
01:06:59
>> Okay, so wait, time out. Look at this.
01:07:01
>> You just heard I was traveling 4 hours
01:07:03
of sleep.
01:07:04
>> Mhm.
01:07:05
>> So, 4 hours. I had to wake up and drive
01:07:06
two and a half hours in LA traffic to
01:07:08
get out to Joshua Tree.
01:07:09
>> I can't even believe that you would even
01:07:11
drive out there. I did this for you.
01:07:13
>> Why'd you do Why'd you slam that?
01:07:14
>> I killed this fly that's been buzzing
01:07:15
around the studio literally.
01:07:17
>> Oh, wow.
01:07:18
>> Yeah. Thank you. And by the way, as I
01:07:20
hit it, I smacked it.
01:07:22
>> Are you karate ghost?
01:07:23
>> Yeah.
01:07:25
>> So, Bob, so then we're in the car.
01:07:26
>> Okay. I can't I want
01:07:27
>> Wait, wait. This is the end of the day.
01:07:29
>> Okay.
01:07:30
>> It's been a long [ __ ] day.
01:07:32
>> Yeah.
01:07:32
>> There is no food within 50 miles.
01:07:35
>> Yeah.
01:07:35
>> And so I haven't really eaten anything.
01:07:37
They were going to get Chipotle and I'm
01:07:39
tired. It's like the It's in the 11th
01:07:41
hour. Mhm.
01:07:42
>> And he's in the back of the car. This is
01:07:44
why I know you're going to love this.
01:07:45
This is you and me to a tea.
01:07:47
>> Okay. Go ahead.
01:07:47
>> Now, go ahead.
01:07:49
>> In the beginning, you should be able
01:07:50
>> Oh, yeah. Turn that off a little bit.
01:07:51
>> Pause it.
01:07:52
>> Look at me. HE'S GIVING ME NOTES.
01:07:55
>> OH MY GOD.
01:07:57
>> STOP. WATCH.
01:07:59
>> In the beginning, you should be a little
01:08:00
more embarrassed that he's driving your
01:08:01
>> Look at my face.
01:08:02
>> Other than that, everything's great.
01:08:06
>> I don't get any acting notes.
01:08:11
ears. Don't even walk away, dude. Not
01:08:14
even.
01:08:19
>> Yeah, that's out of pocket.
01:08:23
Insane. Have you ever done curve your
01:08:24
enthusiasm?
01:08:26
Have you done The Office? Have you ever
01:08:28
done five sitcoms? Shut your [ __ ]
01:08:32
>> Have you ever done film
01:08:34
major motion pictures? Watch your
01:08:36
[ __ ] mouth.
01:08:40
Oh, okay. Great.
01:08:40
>> Are you ready?
01:08:41
>> Yeah. I'll try.
01:08:45
>> Wow, dude. That was real, too.
01:08:47
>> No.
01:08:47
>> Yeah.
01:08:48
>> No, it wasn't.
01:08:49
>> That What? You're just in
01:08:51
>> He knows I was [ __ ] with him. No, it
01:08:52
was
01:08:52
>> because also he took the note.
01:08:54
>> Yeah, I did the note.
01:08:54
>> Oh, you did the note.
01:08:55
>> Yeah, I was f I wanted to play with him
01:08:56
in front of you know why? Cuz he was
01:08:57
doing director thing in front of his
01:08:58
buddies
01:08:59
>> and I was going to stomp on his neck in
01:09:01
front of his friends. But of course, I
01:09:02
did the [ __ ] note. I just wanted to
01:09:03
make him feel it for a second when he's
01:09:05
going. He's got real directory at some
01:09:07
point, right? And I let it go all day
01:09:09
and then in the car I was like, "That's
01:09:11
it,
01:09:12
>> dude." It It's, you know, here's the
01:09:14
thing.
01:09:14
>> Doesn't it give you hope that this
01:09:15
little tiny crew can do We can make
01:09:17
>> The cone can direct. So can Andreas.
01:09:20
Okay.
01:09:21
I can't do the notes.
01:09:24
>> Oh, right. No, we
01:09:25
>> Yeah. So, it's like And I'll probably
01:09:27
come off in the movie like not good
01:09:29
because I didn't take any notes.
01:09:31
And I cuz I refuse to take notes from
01:09:33
these two,
01:09:34
>> right? That it's going to come across
01:09:36
bad because there if it was like
01:09:38
Tarantino,
01:09:39
>> right?
01:09:40
>> Oh, yes, sir.
01:09:41
>> What if it's a DP you respect that we
01:09:43
get a DP?
01:09:43
>> No, no, no, no. I can't because it's
01:09:44
coming coming from them cuz I know the
01:09:46
whispers
01:09:47
>> and they go to the DP,
01:09:49
>> right? And then the DP comes to me and
01:09:51
goes, "Can you do it more?" Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:52
Yeah. And I know that it's all from
01:09:53
them. You're right.
01:09:54
>> So, there's no way I can work with them
01:09:55
in that way.
01:09:56
>> So, we won't do it.
01:09:56
>> Yeah.
01:09:57
>> I just thought
01:09:58
>> Unless you give me no notes. I I will
01:10:00
say this, this was a everyone that
01:10:02
worked on it, fantastic job. Everyone
01:10:04
put their neck out for this. They did it
01:10:06
on a low budge, on a shoestring, and on
01:10:07
a whim. They slept at this house
01:10:09
overnight in the desert, like like
01:10:11
literally four to a bed cuz they wanted
01:10:12
to make this. And everyone, we
01:10:14
appreciate this was just a fun little
01:10:16
bit we wanted to run with you to show
01:10:18
Karate Ghost. And McCone had the idea. I
01:10:21
said, I'm down to shoot it. We got one
01:10:23
day to do it.
01:10:24
>> Incredible.
01:10:24
>> And we had one day and and everyone did
01:10:26
a great job.
01:10:27
>> That's one day a shot. That's
01:10:28
>> well two days. I I did one day with him
01:10:30
and they did the stunts and all that
01:10:31
stuff they did. He had a stunt guy come
01:10:33
and do all that flips and they all that
01:10:34
[ __ ] It was nuts. Do you have any other
01:10:35
grudges to hash out before we take off?
01:10:37
>> I think we're good.
01:10:37
>> Girls, do you want to say anything
01:10:38
before we go?
01:10:39
>> Well, they're doing live streaming.
01:10:40
>> Oh yeah.
01:10:41
>> Wait, what?
01:10:42
>> No, we had to stop it cuz the PC wasn't
01:10:44
>> I know. But you're going to do it.
01:10:45
>> Wait, you guys are doing you're you're
01:10:47
doing like uh Twitch?
01:10:48
>> Yeah, a little.
01:10:49
>> What are you doing on Twitch?
01:10:50
>> We're playing games.
01:10:51
>> Games.
01:10:52
>> Okay.
01:10:53
>> What?
01:10:54
>> I'm a little concerned about the
01:10:55
community. about our community or the
01:10:57
community in general?
01:10:58
>> Asians.
01:11:00
>> Oh, here we go.
01:11:01
>> No, no, no. I'm No, no. The Twitch thing
01:11:03
I'm unfamiliar. I'm ignorant.
01:11:05
>> It's huge.
01:11:05
>> I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm just
01:11:06
saying a piece of it with the girls
01:11:08
streaming uh feels a little dangerous to
01:11:11
me. Like the creep are crepos on there
01:11:14
saying stuff to you?
01:11:16
>> Not really.
01:11:17
>> No crepos.
01:11:18
>> No. But they were flaming us for the
01:11:20
quality.
01:11:21
>> Doesn't it feel like would go? It feels
01:11:24
like a place that creeps would sign on.
01:11:25
That's everywhere on the internet.
01:11:26
>> I know, but this is them live for
01:11:28
creeps, you know? Live for creeps.
01:11:30
>> Yeah, but it's not like we're we're just
01:11:32
wearing
01:11:33
>> the channel. I'm not saying what you're
01:11:34
wearing. I'm saying creeps weirdos. So,
01:11:37
nobody says not gross [ __ ] Good.
01:11:40
>> Don't cuz we'll [ __ ] find you. We'll
01:11:42
find your IP. We'll trace you and we'll
01:11:43
kill you.
01:11:44
>> I just don't like that the li because it
01:11:46
reminds me of what's the thing where
01:11:49
ugle migle.
01:11:50
>> Yuck. It just feels like it's it's like
01:11:53
a breeding ground for weirdos to do
01:11:55
weird [ __ ]
01:11:56
>> Who's Mookie Bet?
01:11:59
He's
01:11:59
>> He's probably one of the greatest
01:12:01
baseball players alive right now.
01:12:02
>> Does tomorrow have to wake up early and
01:12:03
meet Mumuki Brett?
01:12:05
>> You're saying this as if I set it up?
01:12:08
>> We're going to bowl at his house.
01:12:09
>> Oh, you're doing it, too?
01:12:11
>> You're doing it because of me.
01:12:14
>> Oh, I didn't know who Mookie Pets was.
01:12:16
>> Exactly.
01:12:16
>> You're an idiot. He's a great baseball
01:12:18
player. He's like one of
01:12:19
>> Oh, I'm sorry. is the support that I'm
01:12:20
not I'm familiar with. I apologize. I
01:12:22
knew Daryl Strawberry.
01:12:23
>> You did?
01:12:24
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:24
>> Wait, I want to hear more about the
01:12:25
streaming. Mookie plays for the Dodgers.
01:12:27
He's amazing. He's the man.
01:12:28
>> Okay, good. So, we're doing that. You're
01:12:29
going to meet me tomorrow,
01:12:32
>> brother. You're meeting me. Come on.
01:12:38
>> You know what? I choose not to now.
01:12:39
>> Don't go. I don't care. I I invited you.
01:12:42
>> Yeah. I don't want to do it.
01:12:43
>> You're doing it.
01:12:44
>> See? Well, then be more grateful.
01:12:46
>> I don't need you. I'm doing it because I
01:12:48
think it's fun. I'm going to do it, too.
01:12:50
>> Correct.
01:12:50
>> Let's move on.
01:12:51
>> You're welcome.
01:12:52
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:12:53
>> Perfect.
