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Hey, what's up bad friends? I'm coming
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to San Diego, Bobby's hometown on June
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28th. I'll be there. Two shows in
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Delmare. Bro, come out Delmare in San
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Diego. June 28th. Two shows at the
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sound. Beautiful sound in Delmare. And
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then July 24th, I'm in St. Charles,
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Missouri. Very close, if not the same
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place, basically. St. Louis, Missouri.
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They're next door neighbors. Come out
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and see me July 24th. And June 28th,
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come see me in San Diego.
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Andrewsantino.com for those tickets.
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Andrewsantino.com.
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>> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? a white dude
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and an Asian dude. You two are
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disgusting.
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>> You two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> Bad Mad TV.
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>> Okay. And then
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>> it's called Sugar High Bakery. Shout out
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to them in uh in Michigan.
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>> They came to my show.
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>> There's no in what?
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>> I made sure there's no weed in those.
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>> There's no weed in it.
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>> Franken Muth, Michigan.
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>> Yeah.
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>> This is good. Little bad friend cookie.
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And then here it's me and my little
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prince.
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>> Yeah.
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Yep. Do you hear about the prank I I
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pulled out on Carlos?
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>> No.
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>> What was it?
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>> What was it?
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>> You You don't remember the prank?
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>> No. What was it?
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>> Okay. So, we're flying into
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>> Oh god. This is like a security risk.
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>> It's a security prank.
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>> Okay.
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>> You like to hear it?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay. So, we're flying into We're an
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hour late.
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>> So, we're on the tarmac in LA. Don't you
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hate when that happens?
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>> This is the worst airport in the United
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States. That's why we got to get out of
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here.
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>> Spencer Pratt
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>> Pratt
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>> in there
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>> in there.
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>> Anyway, we're at the LAX on the tarmac.
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>> 90 minutes.
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>> 90 minutes. Hour and a half.
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>> Now we're flying to Detroit. Am I right?
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>> Okay.
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>> Correct.
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>> So, correct to you. And very good, dude.
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And I um
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>> really good, Carlos.
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>> So, you know, we have dinner
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reservations.
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>> You know how daddy gets when I can't
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have my dinner reservations. What do you
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mean? The pilot didn't know you guys had
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a DINNER TABLE?
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>> DID NOT KNOW, DUDE.
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>> WHAT'S his problem?
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>> I don't know, DUDE.
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>> LET'S GO.
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>> LET'S GO.
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>> LET'S GO.
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>> RIGHT. SO, when we land in Detroit, we
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we have to get going. Now,
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>> people have to make their connections.
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So, you know what they say over the
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over,
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>> you know what they say?
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>> What do they say?
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>> I don't know what they say is um for
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those if this is your, you know, I mean,
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destination, you sit while other people
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get up.
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>> Never works
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>> and go. But they did it. Never. People
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sat.
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>> Yeah, people sat. Right. But then I
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texted Carlos. I go cuz he's in the
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back.
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>> So I talked to Carlo.
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>> Well, the middle. I got
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Middle. I put him in first
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class when we fly.
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>> No, not me. And um I texted Carlos. I
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go, "Pretend that you you have a
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connection."
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>> Mhm.
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>> Right. So everyone's sitting and he's
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rushing up, right, and saying, "No, I
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have a connection. I have a connection."
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Right. And he gets to the front and then
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what do I do?
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>> He doesn't have a connection. He's lying
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is what he's
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>> You called him out.
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So fun. So I He made me get so I yelled
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back at him
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>> in front of everyone.
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>> Yeah. Chaos.
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>> It was chaos.
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>> I love that.
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>> Did you love that?
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>> I wish I was there.
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>> I knew you would love it.
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>> God, that's funny.
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>> Yeah, I did for you, dude.
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>> That's a good one.
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>> Yeah, it's a good one. Right.
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>> He's lying. I know him. That's Carlos.
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>> He stood by the door waiting for me.
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>> So he let everyone and and now the
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flight attendants are looking at him
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like, "This guy's a liar."
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then but I texted all the my openers
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as well. two openers.
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>> You know,
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>> who did you who'd you bring? You bought
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Cat and who else?
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>> Ramsey Badaw.
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>> Not. Yeah. Right. Ramsey. Yeah.
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>> And I told them to do the same thing cuz
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I was going to call him out.
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>> But Cat didn't do it.
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>> Yeah. Cat's a wuss. She bailed.
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>> Yeah. So, she bailed on the thing.
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>> She's a wuss. She wouldn't do that.
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>> Yeah. So, there's consequences.
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>> Big time. You're fired.
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>> Yeah. He made her cry at dinner.
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>> What'd you do?
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>> It didn't make her cry at dinner, dude.
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>> She cried I
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>> She cried on her own behalf.
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>> I I text Wait. She cried on her own
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behalf.
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>> What did she cry of?
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>> You brought up like drama in her life.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It's some drama in her life.
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>> Why? Why are you wh Why?
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>> We're having dinner.
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>> Oh,
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>> we made it.
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>> Yeah.
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>> We made dinner.
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>> Normal dinner.
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>> Yeah. Normal dinner. Drama.
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>> Yeah. Drama dinner.
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>> Dinner. DD is what I like to call it.
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Drama dinner.
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>> Drama dinner.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And so I didn't know that it
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was going to make her cry.
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>> Did you?
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>> No. But you could you could you kept
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going after I saw the tears start.
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>> Yeah. I'm because I have Asian eyes.
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>> Oh, okay.
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>> And also I have bad poor eyesight as it
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is. That's also true. And that's also
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true. So I have double
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>> He can't see.
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>> I can't see [ __ ] Right. So I didn't see
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the welling.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You know what I mean? And you know a lot
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of times you got to see the welling.
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>> So I pre you know I didn't see the
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pre-welling.
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>> There was no welling.
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>> There was no welling of the eyes. Right.
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So then I go let's keep going.
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>> Oh. And you dug deeper.
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>> Yep.
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>> A little deeper.
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>> Then some water comes out.
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>> And then water comes out. I still can't
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see it.
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>> Really?
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> She's drenched at this point.
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>> Until I see
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>> lip tremble.
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>> Trembles. I can see.
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>> Trembles. You can see.
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>> Lip trembles. Number one.
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>> You got up and hugged her. That's how I
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knew you knew it was
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>> that's on an eye chart when you go to
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the doctor.
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>> What?
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>> You know they they say, "Can you read
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this?" E FQSP and can you see this
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tremble? And they stand underneath.
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>> I know. I've seen that. I've seen that.
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I'm good at that.
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>> You can you can watch.
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>> Yeah. So, um but then we I made up with
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her and everything was fine. I apologize
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per profusely.
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>> Mhm.
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>> And you know, and here's another thing I
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would like to call out if I may,
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>> please.
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>> So, anyway, um can I can I cause
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something else?
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>> Yeah.
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>> All right. Well, um remember when MCON
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said that Project Hail Mary was okay?
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>> Well, he he what he said was that you
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think you're Ryan Gosling.
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>> I know, but he said the movie was okay.
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>> Yeah. He said he didn't like it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. What did you think?
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>> I posted about how thought I thought it
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was one of the best fil moved me. I
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cried about five times.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Did you cry?
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>> No.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Do you know why?
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>> You're a solo
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>> sociopath.
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>> Yeah. You're a sociopath.
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>> You're so a lunatic.
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>> A sociopathic lunatic.
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>> If that movie didn't bring you cry bring
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you to tears,
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>> then you didn't connect with what was
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really going on.
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>> A little too millennial for me. It was
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like not like
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>> millennial.
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>> Yeah. A little millennial cringe.
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>> Why was it What was it?
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>> HOLD ON.
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SORRY. I'M SORRY.
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>> What about it was millennial cringe?
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That's the most ridiculous thing I've
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ever heard.
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>> Jess, what do you mean?
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>> Again, I don't like it being categorized
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like I hate the movie. It was fine.
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>> You know how hotels have like a scent
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they spray?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I just got LIKE A HOTEL.
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>> I KNOW.
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>> LIKE A RED BULL.
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>> I know. I'm so sorry, dude.
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>> It's all right.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I mean, it's I'm I smell like Red Bull
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now for the rest of
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>> It's one of those example You know those
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example colog you get?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It's now I'm Yeah. Yeah. I apologize.
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>> I'm in Red Bull.
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>> Yeah. But that's not a bad thing.
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>> No, not really.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. But uh anyway,
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I apologize cuz what he said was absurd.
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>> Here's the thing. What about the film
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was millennial cringe?
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>> I just mean that kind of style of
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Avengers style of film making.
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>> Wait a time out.
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>> Oh my god. There's no Avengers style of
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film making. The pacing was
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perfect.
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>> I'm talking about a tone though. Like
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they have to be like he's right behind
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you.
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>> Oh yeah. And there's a guy with a shield
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throwing it. Right. And a guy a guy with
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a metal. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
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MAN?
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>> You didn't like the cheeky
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>> I I didn't like the cheeky
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self-awareness thing. It's They've been
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Hollywood's doing it for like 10 years
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and it's I I'm personally over it, but
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the movie was Movie was fine. I thought
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it was okay.
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>> Okay, but let me give a little bit Let
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me give context for people.
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>> Teach him the lesson.
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>> People that even haven't seen it. Ryan's
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character was excellently executed by
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him to be a mumbly bumbly unsure of
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himself kind of high functioning
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uncomfortable person.
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>> The every man. So when he's doing this,
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he's playing kind of into the role more
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so than the thing you're talking about.
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>> He's playing us.
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>> That's fair.
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>> He's playing us.
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>> I think it was less dazzling and the
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anatomy of a fall girl. They were both
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his play Bobby. He's playing
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>> No, Bobby. No,
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>> you guys are
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>> You guys are really
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>> Yeah. Yeah. They're really
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>> What's going on?
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>> What is going on?
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>> Because I walked in and the way Also,
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you called me today five times. You left
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a voicemail. I couldn't make out.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And then when it did call
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you back, it was like, "Are you going to
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be okay with
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that? I thought it was you're an EDM
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DJ."
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>> Oh. Oh, God.
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>> I didn't understand a word you said. I
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said, "I got to call you back. I can't
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even I don't know what you're saying."
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>> You didn't.
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>> I But did you text me or call me?
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>> No.
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>> Why?
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>> It's You know,
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>> it was about me.
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>> He's the boss,
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>> dude. Dude,
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>> no. He was
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>> I'm gonna leave, dude.
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>> What?
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>> I want to leave.
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>> What did I do?
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>> He just said it.
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>> What did I You're the boss.
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>> He's right.
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>> So, I get nothing.
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>> You get all my love.
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>> I will send to you.
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>> I was going to do the Led Zeppelin.
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>> All of my love. Is that what it is?
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>> All of my love.
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>> Whatever. Anyway, um you give me that.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Okay. Last thing I want to say. There's
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a couple other things I want to say. Oh,
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before you before you move on,
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>> go ahead.
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>> You're infinitely wrong about the film.
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If your criticism was that it was too
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long, that's one thing because it was
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quite long. However,
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>> it was well done. It touched a nerve. It
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It's a representation of emotions,
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relationships, love, friendships,
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loneliness. It was about all of these
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things and it was encapsulated between
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someone that was a, you know, a being.
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>> Don't Don't even give that away cuz
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that's a spoiler.
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>> Well, it's been out for like a three
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months now. I know, but still don't give
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it away.
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>> Anyway,
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>> it's a rock creature.
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>> Calls him Rocky.
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>> Yeah, we're going to call it
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>> the communicate. It was so funny.
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Anyway,
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>> it was like very cutesy and I thought it
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was cute.
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>> Oh my god, this guy. ET was cute.
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>> When we were when we were kids, when you
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saw ET, did you get the same feeling as
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Project Hail Mary?
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>> 100%.
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>> Of magic.
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>> Yeah, magic. Well, it also made me feel
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like,
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>> God, that's a really good example.
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>> It made you feel like, oh my god,
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>> anything's possible. that we are we can
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do
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>> we can win the war in the war in Iran.
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>> That's what I thought.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. That's what it made me feel.
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You know what I mean? We can do it.
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Yeah. We won't but we can
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>> we could
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>> you know so that I mean that magical
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feeling that you get from like those '8s
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movies that were like
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>> it had it in this
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>> it had it in this what and I hadn't seen
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a movie like that in so long that it it
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touched me in the right way
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>> because you're because you're in touch
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with your emotions and m you're so
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devoid of that
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>> devoid
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>> that you just don't understand.
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>> Empty shell of a man. I have never met
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someone that didn't cry during that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. My brother cried three
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times. How many times did you cry?
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>> I'm not gonna I'm not I'm not
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exaggerating. Yeah. I genuinely well got
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tearary about three or four times and
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then one real heavy one.
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>> Call it cat birding.
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>> I was burning.
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>> I was cat birding.
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>> You were cat birding? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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>> Such a good
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>> I welled up like three times.
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>> My brother welled up three times.
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Everyone I asked to watch that movie
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welled up. Have you seen it?
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>> Mhm.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you well up?
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>> Yeah. I think I was two though.
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>> Okay, that's fine. Two's fine.
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>> Okay.
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>> Two is good. Two's good, right?
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>> One one's a little scary.
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>> One's scary. Zero
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>> zero is lunacy.
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>> Lunacy.
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>> Absolute chaos.
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>> And you didn't well up at all.
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>> No, I guess I thought it was cute. It
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was fun.
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>> Okay. What about you, Spain?
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>> I loved it. I saw it twice.
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>> See?
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>> See, that's what I'm saying.
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>> A real director.
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>> Director. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> A real director. So, I saw it twice. I
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want to be like, I think I'm the next
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Paul Thomas Anderson, right? Sees it and
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doesn't cry. Yeah, it is
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>> because they're so smug.
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>> There's a smugness about you guys.
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>> That's fair.
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>> Okay.
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>> What's your middle name? Mone
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>> Trevor.
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>> Gh. That that says everything.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You're a Grand Theft Auto character.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Trevor.
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>> Trevor.
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>> PTA versus MTC. Yeah.
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>> You sound like a It sounds like a train
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line.
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>> You've been on the MTC recently. It's a
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mess. Look at There's McCone.
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>> There's McCone. Trevor.
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And guess what? Trevor didn't cry at
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that movie either.
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>> No, he didn't.
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>> No, he did not. No, he didn't.
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>> He lit that [ __ ] lighter.
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>> Yeah, he probably lit the movie theater
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on fire.
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>> Looking for meth. Oh, dude. Speaking of
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airport.
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>> Yeah, tell me.
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>> Coming back from Mexico,
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>> they they had given us in this thing
00:12:10
that I did. They gave us like a little
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>> Can I guess?
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>> Huh?
00:12:12
>> Can I guess?
00:12:13
>> Yeah.
00:12:14
>> Chicklets.
00:12:14
>> Yeah. Chicklets.
00:12:15
>> No. No. What else?
00:12:16
>> No. They gave us a football, a
00:12:17
commemorative football.
00:12:18
>> Whoa.
00:12:19
>> It was just like a little not like a It
00:12:21
was just whatever. It's like a little
00:12:22
signature thing with the with the title
00:12:23
of the event on it. It's a nice little
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thing. And I put it in my carry-on. It's
00:12:27
a little tiny football. And the thing
00:12:30
goes off and then they search my bag and
00:12:32
he's like thumbming through it and he's
00:12:34
like, "What's in the bag?" And I was
00:12:36
like, "It's a football like a football."
00:12:38
>> And he takes it out and he's like, "No,
00:12:41
no, no, no."
00:12:41
>> He said, "No." What?
00:12:42
>> No.
00:12:43
>> He doesn't like football the game.
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>> He hates football.
00:12:45
>> Okay.
00:12:46
>> It's Mexico.
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>> Oh.
00:12:47
>> He goes,
00:12:47
>> "It was a soccer ball."
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>> Love.
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>> Love. Wow. He would have started kick
00:12:51
kicking us around.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> No, but he
00:12:53
>> I'm Chicherito.
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>> Remember Chicherto?
00:12:57
>> Chicharito.
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>> Yeah.
00:12:58
>> In his in his um you know nerd pocket.
00:13:03
The what? What is this called?
00:13:04
>> Front pocket.
00:13:05
>> Front pocket.
00:13:06
>> Is there a name for this pocket?
00:13:07
>> I call it Andreas.
00:13:08
>> Titty pocket.
00:13:09
>> Okay. Cuz you always the dery do or
00:13:12
whatever.
00:13:12
>> I do.
00:13:13
>> What? What is the clothes you wear? The
00:13:14
deryd.
00:13:15
>> That's a kangaroo pocket.
00:13:16
>> Yeah.
00:13:17
>> It's a little single large pitch pocket.
00:13:18
Kangaroo pocket. It's a pocket.
00:13:20
>> So, whatever this front, he pulls out a
00:13:23
a a needle, a pin that you would put in
00:13:25
the end of a like a pump and he's got it
00:13:28
on hand.
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>> Wow.
00:13:29
>> And he in front of you
00:13:33
>> staring at me.
00:13:34
>> Yeah.
00:13:34
>> No. Can't do
00:13:36
>> Can't have no I was like, "What? It's
00:13:38
air."
00:13:39
>> Did he put it back in your bag?
00:13:41
>> And then he goes, "Okay, go."
00:13:43
>> Do you know they gave it back, right?
00:13:44
>> Yeah.
00:13:45
>> You know why?
00:13:46
>> They took the air out.
00:13:47
>> No, no, no. They smuggle drugs through
00:13:49
that.
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>> Of course.
00:13:50
>> No, but it went through the thing. There
00:13:51
was nothing inside but air.
00:13:52
>> I know. But he didn't know that until he
00:13:54
>> No, but they went through the X-ray
00:13:55
machine and then he did it afterwards.
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They stopped me because
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>> maybe the X-ray machine can't go through
00:14:00
that thick level.
00:14:01
>> Well, then get a new one.
00:14:03
>> I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT
00:14:04
>> see through that.
00:14:05
>> I don't know.
00:14:06
>> It was wild.
00:14:07
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:14:07
>> And then and then they pulled out the um
00:14:10
Can't fly with fully inflated the drop
00:14:11
in air pressure.
00:14:13
>> Why?
00:14:14
>> It can cause the air inside to expand
00:14:15
and make the ball pop.
00:14:16
>> It's not heat. It's just air. It's not
00:14:17
helium.
00:14:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's It's um
00:14:21
>> Should have popped.
00:14:22
>> Yeah.
00:14:25
>> Yeah. He saved your life then.
00:14:27
>> Yeah. He saved our life.
00:14:28
>> Yeah. He saved your life.
00:14:28
>> No. But then they pulled out that my had
00:14:30
I had my thera gun with me.
00:14:31
>> Yeah.
00:14:31
>> The massage gun.
00:14:32
>> I love that one. I've used yours.
00:14:33
>> And he goes, "What? What?
00:14:35
>> What? What?
00:14:36
>> What? What?"
00:14:37
>> And I was like, "Oh, massage uh
00:14:39
massage."
00:14:40
>> Yeah.
00:14:40
>> Massage. And the guy with me is like,
00:14:42
"What's going on?" I'm like, And he
00:14:44
shows the woman in charge.
00:14:46
>> Yeah. And she's like, "What?" For what?
00:14:49
I'm like, "Massage?
00:14:50
>> Massage?" Yeah.
00:14:51
>> And then I go, "Massage gun." And my guy
00:14:54
goes, "Not a gun."
00:14:56
>> And I go, "Not a I mean a massage."
00:14:58
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:14:59
>> And he was like, "Massage." And then I
00:15:01
turn it on. Yeah.
00:15:01
>> Just so he can see because it looks a
00:15:03
little spacey. It looks a little
00:15:05
>> like you have a laser.
00:15:06
>> It looks a little Project Hail Mary.
00:15:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit.
00:15:09
>> Yeah. It looks weird.
00:15:11
>> Yeah.
00:15:11
>> I use the the other one, the the on the
00:15:13
go one. See that one? The the triangle.
00:15:15
that one looked, you know, that one.
00:15:16
Yeah.
00:15:16
>> And I turn it on to show him and I
00:15:18
literally am like giving myself a
00:15:19
massage at PSA.
00:15:20
>> That's so funny.
00:15:21
>> And he's like, "Okay, okay, okay, okay."
00:15:23
>> And he put it back. Oh, no. He didn't
00:15:25
put it back. He threw it down on the
00:15:26
table.
00:15:26
>> Yeah.
00:15:27
>> And then made me repack my bag right
00:15:28
there. But outside of that, Mexico was
00:15:31
amazing.
00:15:31
>> I bet.
00:15:32
>> Loved it.
00:15:32
>> I love it.
00:15:33
>> I love Mexico.
00:15:34
>> Let's move there. No,
00:15:36
>> I did have a fun time down there. My
00:15:37
buddy got stung by a stingray.
00:15:40
>> It was kind of crazy. We're walking out.
00:15:43
>> We're walking out. So Steve Rowan died.
00:15:45
>> They were walking out and he goes, "What
00:15:47
the fuck?" And the And it's not deep.
00:15:49
It's only like 2 feet right there. And I
00:15:51
was like, "What?"
00:15:52
>> Yeah.
00:15:52
>> You step on his shell and he goes, "No,
00:15:54
look." And he lifts up his foot and it's
00:15:56
it's bleeding pretty good out of his
00:15:58
foot.
00:15:58
>> Yeah. You don't know they hang out
00:16:00
there.
00:16:00
>> Well, you shuffle your feet. You're not
00:16:01
supposed to stomp. If you shuffle in the
00:16:03
sand, that's what the locals say.
00:16:05
>> Like in Dune.
00:16:06
>> Yeah. You can't.
00:16:07
>> Yeah. But I have my stingray flippers.
00:16:10
>> Yes.
00:16:10
>> You stole mine. Those are mine.
00:16:11
>> Those are yours. Yeah. I bought two
00:16:13
stingray flippers and they're just like
00:16:14
hanging.
00:16:16
>> You put them in the water and they're
00:16:17
like, "What's up?" You know what I mean?
00:16:19
>> It's kind of cool though. I was like,
00:16:20
"How's your foot feel?" He's like, "The
00:16:21
dumbest thing I've ever said."
00:16:22
>> You got to swing the bat.
00:16:24
>> Yeah. Sometimes you miss swing.
00:16:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. You agreed.
00:16:26
>> I liked it.
00:16:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I just say one
00:16:29
thing also? And and this is the dumbest
00:16:31
thing
00:16:32
and I never knew this. So, there's this
00:16:35
new restaurant. It's delicious.
00:16:38
Um I forgot what it was called, but
00:16:41
>> that good, huh? Yeah. But it was really
00:16:42
good. And so, um, my manager was like,
00:16:45
"You got to get the lamb neck."
00:16:47
>> Lamb neck.
00:16:48
>> Yeah. The neck of a lamb
00:16:51
to make it clearer.
00:16:52
>> Yeah.
00:16:54
>> And um I mean I'm I'm there with the
00:16:56
girl that I'm seeing and we're eating.
00:16:58
Delicious. And then finally the neck
00:17:00
comes.
00:17:01
The neck of a lamb.
00:17:02
>> A delicacy.
00:17:03
>> It's a delicacy. And I go, "Do they kill
00:17:07
baby lambs?"
00:17:09
And she goes, "What do you mean?" And I
00:17:11
go, "Well, lambs, you know, have babies,
00:17:14
right?" Oh, yeah. And she's like, "No,
00:17:16
the lamb is the baby."
00:17:18
>> Exactly.
00:17:18
>> And the sheep is the
00:17:20
>> mom.
00:17:21
>> Mom. I thought lamb was a [ __ ]
00:17:24
>> different species.
00:17:25
>> Just a different species. Woollier, if I
00:17:27
might say.
00:17:30
>> Yeah. So, I didn't eat it.
00:17:33
>> Once I got that information, I was like,
00:17:34
I'm not eating baby any
00:17:36
>> Have you ever had ve?
00:17:38
>> Yeah, I've heard about that.
00:17:39
>> Ve's baby cow. I know. That's why I
00:17:41
won't eat it.
00:17:41
>> You ever read Baby Duck?
00:17:43
>> I won't eat duck in general cuz they're
00:17:44
too cute.
00:17:45
>> Don't you guys love duck?
00:17:47
>> You What do you mean you guys?
00:17:49
>> You people.
00:17:51
>> You people in what way?
00:17:52
>> Orange.
00:17:53
>> Oh. Oh. Oh, you mean Asians?
00:17:55
>> Lemon duck.
00:17:55
>> Oh, I see.
00:17:56
>> Aren't you guys like the Isn't that
00:17:57
duck?
00:17:58
>> Yeah. I'm not a You know, there's a
00:17:59
>> highly popular staple in Asian cultures.
00:18:02
>> Yeah. I don't like it. It's too greasy
00:18:04
and
00:18:04
>> it's very fatty and fatty greasy. Why is
00:18:06
it because it's very lean, isn't it?
00:18:08
It's Why does it get so greasy? I
00:18:10
wonder.
00:18:11
>> Yeah, but I won't eat lamb again.
00:18:13
>> Or what about sheep? Will you eat sheep
00:18:14
or just [ __ ] them?
00:18:16
>> But I then I asked I Googled that.
00:18:20
>> I've never [ __ ] that.
00:18:21
>> Okay.
00:18:24
>> Ask Carl.
00:18:25
>> Okay. Okay.
00:18:26
>> Please. That guy held it. Held it.
00:18:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:28
>> Yeah. I don't like dunk and I don't like
00:18:30
anything gamey.
00:18:32
>> Yeah. Gamy meat is not my favorite
00:18:33
>> like deer or bear or stuff like that. I
00:18:36
don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But um
00:18:38
I like just kind of regular meat. But
00:18:39
then it's like now it's getting even
00:18:41
harder to eat regular meat to be honest
00:18:42
with you.
00:18:42
>> Why?
00:18:43
>> Um my algorithm
00:18:46
>> I did see I did see a pig in a machine
00:18:48
where they're like
00:18:50
>> how they kill it and like
00:18:52
>> Yeah.
00:18:52
>> The sound was kind of sick.
00:18:53
>> Yeah. Yeah. But the pain
00:18:55
>> you also ordered bore Friday night and
00:18:58
made wild boar. That's not true. You
00:19:01
made me eat it.
00:19:01
>> That's not true. That's not even true.
00:19:02
That's not even true. That's not even
00:19:03
true. I'll tell you what it is. Okay. It
00:19:06
had a variety of different meats inside
00:19:07
the sausage.
00:19:08
>> Okay.
00:19:08
>> And wild boar happened to be a little
00:19:10
bit of
00:19:10
>> It's a wild boar ragu. Was it a wild
00:19:13
boar ragu with
00:19:13
>> No. No. No. We had um Italian sausages
00:19:16
with peppers.
00:19:17
>> Yeah.
00:19:18
>> As appetizer.
00:19:18
>> Delicious.
00:19:19
>> Yeah. And the sausages had a little bit
00:19:21
of wild boar, but it had a couple of
00:19:23
other animals in it as well.
00:19:24
>> Sorry.
00:19:25
>> Well, you can read it on the [ __ ]
00:19:26
menu.
00:19:27
>> I You're right.
00:19:28
>> Yeah. Okay.
00:19:30
>> Was this tough for you guys? This little
00:19:31
trick?
00:19:33
>> Sounds like
00:19:33
>> Yeah, a little bit. I mean his
00:19:34
>> That's not true. We were
00:19:36
>> Yeah, I know. But his tone is like like
00:19:38
for instance, I'm like looking on on
00:19:40
stage.
00:19:41
>> Oh, no.
00:19:41
>> What?
00:19:42
>> When you needed the lights on.
00:19:43
>> Yeah.
00:19:44
>> Yeah.
00:19:44
>> And it takes 3 minutes to turn the
00:19:45
lights on.
00:19:46
>> Well, I'm not like the lighting guy, so
00:19:47
like that was hard.
00:19:49
>> And then he's like, "You can't jump off
00:19:50
the stage." It's like, what?
00:19:51
>> Cuz it was 4t high.
00:19:53
>> Yeah. And I'm [ __ ] fi four 5'4.
00:19:56
>> Okay. So, it's like the measurement.
00:19:58
>> I would have worried
00:19:59
>> if I was 4 foot tall. That would be a
00:20:01
difficult thing. Well, it' be perfect,
00:20:03
actually.
00:20:06
>> Bobby, I was literally just worried
00:20:07
about you like spraining your ankle.
00:20:09
>> Yeah. Oh, that was about care.
00:20:11
>> Yeah, of course. Well, then why don't
00:20:12
you put something underneath to catch
00:20:13
his fall?
00:20:14
>> Yeah.
00:20:14
>> Something soft and squishy if he fell.
00:20:16
>> Yeah, you fell on like a fat guy, I
00:20:17
think. Didn't you
00:20:18
>> Did you jump on a fat guy?
00:20:19
>> Yeah.
00:20:20
>> Yeah,
00:20:20
>> that's what he's there for.
00:20:21
>> Yeah, that's what he's there for. I just
00:20:23
a skinny like a Karen Carpenter kind of
00:20:25
a person I would never fall on.
00:20:26
>> You don't want skinny people in the
00:20:27
front row. You want a big person in case
00:20:30
you chunk
00:20:30
>> in case you crowd surf.
00:20:31
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got to crowd surf.
00:20:34
But anyway, um so that was a problem.
00:20:35
And it's just your tone in general.
00:20:37
>> We had a good weekend, Bob. It was
00:20:39
great.
00:20:40
>> We're doing three more this weekend.
00:20:41
>> Yeah, we are.
00:20:42
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So,
00:20:43
>> is the power going to his head? What's
00:20:44
going on?
00:20:45
>> He's He has this thing where it's like
00:20:48
cuz we've known each other for so long
00:20:50
that he he says this out loud and to the
00:20:53
openers like I can talk to him this way
00:20:55
because we have history. I've I I never
00:20:58
said that.
00:20:58
>> Yeah, you do. You say that we've known
00:21:00
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00:21:02
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00:21:03
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00:21:06
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00:21:07
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00:21:07
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Dude, I stayed at a hotel this weekend.
00:24:34
>> Glorious. I
00:24:36
>> What's it called?
00:24:37
>> It was Well, it's a it so I didn't even
00:24:39
This how dumb I was. There was a It's
00:24:42
the Ritz Carlton Reserve.
00:24:46
Like I don't even know what that is.
00:24:49
Los, I'm sending you this photo. Look at
00:24:50
this thing.
00:24:52
>> This uh That's exactly right.
00:24:54
>> Yeah.
00:24:54
>> Yeah.
00:24:55
>> Look at that thing.
00:24:55
>> Sorry. Go to the photo that I just sent
00:24:57
you. This was off the back of my room.
00:25:00
>> Uhhuh.
00:25:01
>> You can walk out. Every single night I
00:25:04
went naked into the plunge pool. Yeah.
00:25:05
That's off the patio of my room.
00:25:08
>> Every night butt naked.
00:25:10
>> Who are you golfing with?
00:25:13
>> Yeah, Taylor was there.
00:25:15
>> Golfing?
00:25:15
>> No. No. Who? No, not Taylor. But who
00:25:17
what else names are you golfing with?
00:25:20
>> No. I mean, nobody you I mean there's
00:25:22
What do you mean? Just
00:25:23
>> there's no celebrities.
00:25:24
>> Just guys.
00:25:25
I know. But what guy? What guys?
00:25:28
>> I mean like guys. Golf guys.
00:25:30
>> Oh, so no celebrities.
00:25:32
>> No.
00:25:32
>> Okay.
00:25:33
>> No, these are just like guys at the golf
00:25:34
course.
00:25:35
>> Just regular guys.
00:25:36
>> Well,
00:25:36
>> just regular guys at the golf course.
00:25:37
>> The guys who stay at the [ __ ] hole.
00:25:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Regular
00:25:41
guys just staying at the rits on the
00:25:43
ocean.
00:25:43
>> Well, they're only staying there till
00:25:44
their houses get built.
00:25:46
>> Oh. I also learned that Porto Viarta,
00:25:49
which we were north of, but I learned
00:25:51
that that's like the West Hollywood of
00:25:53
the Mexican coast.
00:25:55
>> Whoa.
00:25:55
>> It's like gay.
00:25:56
>> Huge gay. It's like It's like downtown.
00:25:59
>> Carlos, write that down.
00:26:00
>> Yeah. Ace, we need to go back.
00:26:02
>> Yeah. Well, get Carlos there.
00:26:04
>> It was It was It, you know,
00:26:07
>> I guess it's as big. I was talking to a
00:26:09
guy down there, one of the guys that
00:26:10
works at the resort who
00:26:11
>> he was awesome, but he was like, "Oh,
00:26:13
yeah, that's where Cuz I was like, "Hey,
00:26:15
you're living and staying here. What do
00:26:17
you do as a American gay male?" He's
00:26:20
like, "Down Porto Viarda is West
00:26:22
Hollywood." I was like, "Wow, really?"
00:26:24
He's like, "Oh, it's [ __ ]
00:26:25
>> Look at that.
00:26:25
>> The gay scene there is incredible."
00:26:27
>> That was my buddy on the left.
00:26:29
>> Are you being real?
00:26:30
>> No.
00:26:32
>> Yeah. Wow.
00:26:34
>> But apparently the scene is massive.
00:26:36
>> It's a cool scene, dude. So, I left a
00:26:38
couple parties early to go check it out.
00:26:40
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:41
>> Well, there's probably a gay area
00:26:42
everywhere.
00:26:43
>> Nope. Not in Russia.
00:26:46
>> There. No, there's a gay area in Russia.
00:26:48
There's nothing.
00:26:48
>> No, there's not. You know nothing about
00:26:50
Russia. They leave if they're gay.
00:26:51
They'll kill you.
00:26:52
>> Not in Iran.
00:26:54
>> Yeah.
00:26:54
>> There's a gay area.
00:26:55
>> No.
00:26:56
>> Oh,
00:26:56
>> these are all the places without gay
00:26:58
neighborhoods.
00:26:58
>> Afghanistan, Iran, Yemen, Somalia,
00:27:01
Qatar, Nigeria. Yeah, it's illegal in
00:27:03
these places.
00:27:04
>> Well, in Nigeria, they'll kill you. It's
00:27:05
against the law. Almost all these places
00:27:06
it's illegal.
00:27:07
>> It's against the law. Wow.
00:27:08
>> You can't be gay in public.
00:27:09
>> Yeah. Is there a mystery though? If
00:27:12
you're a gay in Iran, for instance,
00:27:13
right? Let me just
00:27:15
>> There are no there's no gay
00:27:16
neighborhoods
00:27:18
cuz they're gay people.
00:27:20
>> Huh?
00:27:20
>> I mean, even though there's no gay area,
00:27:22
there's gay people.
00:27:23
>> They get converted there and it works in
00:27:26
there in those countries.
00:27:27
>> Oh, they What do you mean? What do you
00:27:29
mean? You mean cuz they know they're
00:27:31
going to die. So that that's what
00:27:33
>> Yeah. Do I think there's a gay
00:27:35
neighborhood everywhere? Yeah, but a lot
00:27:37
of it has to be quiet. So, right, it
00:27:38
said St. Petersburg has a quiet scene,
00:27:40
but I'm sure they can't be loud about
00:27:42
it.
00:27:42
>> It's like I'm a gay.
00:27:45
>> Yeah. Or like behind a tree.
00:27:48
>> That's like the park. That's where the
00:27:50
park started.
00:27:50
>> Yeah. Yeah. There's got to be like a a
00:27:54
inner workings of where they meet.
00:27:56
>> Well, yeah. They probably meet up in in
00:27:58
like in like um speak easys. You know
00:28:00
what I mean? Where
00:28:01
>> Yeah. Like a speak easy. Like an old gay
00:28:02
speak easy.
00:28:03
>> There you go. Tvera street and
00:28:04
nondescript industrial areas. See, they
00:28:06
got to hide away.
00:28:07
>> Oh, the three monkeys club.
00:28:09
>> Yeah. Yeah, we've been there.
00:28:10
>> Yeah.
00:28:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. There were only two monkeys
00:28:12
when we went though.
00:28:12
>> And look what it says. Various pop-up
00:28:14
parties. So they they got to come and go
00:28:16
because Hey,
00:28:18
>> pause.
00:28:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there's probably
00:28:21
an excitement about it,
00:28:22
>> right? It makes it sexy again.
00:28:24
>> Don't you think?
00:28:25
>> I know what you're saying. It's kind of
00:28:26
like when illegal
00:28:28
>> where it's like it's like there's a
00:28:30
danger aspect to it.
00:28:31
>> Yeah. It's like you knock on a door like
00:28:33
a guy. You need a password or something
00:28:35
to Yeah. You know nothing about this,
00:28:37
right?
00:28:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. Any So, all right. So, I
00:28:40
didn't know I learned something new.
00:28:42
>> Not every country has a gay area.
00:28:44
>> I I'm sure every country has gay people.
00:28:46
They But some of them have to be
00:28:48
>> secret.
00:28:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
00:28:52
>> Over here. You want to see me?
00:28:55
>> Yeah. Cuz I remember like when I was
00:28:56
growing up, I guess in Korea back in the
00:28:59
day, because my parents would tell me
00:29:01
>> it was illegal, no gay,
00:29:03
>> right?
00:29:04
>> Not one gay there. You know what I mean?
00:29:05
And now there are gays.
00:29:07
>> Yeah.
00:29:07
>> You know what I mean? So it's like what
00:29:08
happened?
00:29:09
>> They were always there.
00:29:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe this one day was,
00:29:12
you know, I mean, the gay Korean Jesus
00:29:14
was born and it converted. I don't know.
00:29:16
>> Gay Korean.
00:29:18
>> Gay Korean.
00:29:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Maybe there was a conversion
00:29:21
of some sort.
00:29:22
>> Homo Hill.
00:29:23
>> Is that what it's called? soul.
00:29:25
>> No,
00:29:26
>> go back to that
00:29:26
>> in Korea. Wait,
00:29:28
>> uh Itwan, specifically the area known as
00:29:30
Homo Hill.
00:29:30
>> It's called Homo Hill. Wow. Really good.
00:29:35
>> Homo Hill sounds rad.
00:29:36
>> Rad. I would go to Homo Hill.
00:29:38
>> Anyway, I love Mexico, though. I really
00:29:40
do. And you know why? The food
00:29:43
phenomenal. The people the most fun. The
00:29:47
most fun.
00:29:48
>> I bet
00:29:48
>> you can just goof with them. They don't
00:29:50
They don't take it so serious. It's like
00:29:52
an escape. Yep.
00:29:53
>> If I felt like it was on a little baby
00:29:54
escape and the seafood,
00:29:56
>> holy [ __ ]
00:29:57
>> my procedures next week.
00:29:58
>> Oh, yeah. Let's announce to the world.
00:30:00
This is going to be tracked and and
00:30:02
>> studied.
00:30:03
>> Studied.
00:30:04
>> Yeah.
00:30:04
>> So, Carlos is going into Bosley. They're
00:30:06
going to give him a full hair
00:30:08
restoration.
00:30:08
>> Yeah.
00:30:09
>> Now, did they say how many times they
00:30:10
got to do it and all that stuff?
00:30:12
>> We're going to do it once this year and
00:30:13
then potentially in a year they're going
00:30:15
to retouch.
00:30:15
>> How long is it going to take?
00:30:17
>> Probably eight months or so.
00:30:19
>> Eight months of surgery. Yeah.
00:30:20
>> Yeah.
00:30:20
>> Oh, the surgery. You're going to be
00:30:21
under for 8 months, huh?
00:30:23
>> No. McCon will be there filming all uh
00:30:25
12 hours.
00:30:26
>> Now, let me ask you something. Because
00:30:27
you're so bald, is that why you have to
00:30:29
go twice?
00:30:29
>> Yeah.
00:30:30
>> Yeah.
00:30:30
>> Yeah. It's an extreme operation.
00:30:32
>> It's so extreme.
00:30:33
>> That's a heavy lift.
00:30:34
>> It's going to look like uh Toy Story 5.
00:30:37
You saw uh booty.
00:30:39
>> Oh, did that come out right?
00:30:42
>> No, but
00:30:44
Woody's bald.
00:30:45
>> Yeah.
00:30:45
>> And Yeah. This is So, I'll have a bald
00:30:47
spot in the back.
00:30:48
>> Wow. Yes.
00:30:49
>> Was Tom Hanks pissed about this?
00:30:51
>> No.
00:30:52
>> Yeah.
00:30:52
>> Isn't that funny that they did that? Why
00:30:54
do they make him bald? And cuz he's
00:30:55
getting older,
00:30:56
>> right?
00:30:57
>> But he's a toy.
00:30:58
>> It's like I'm going into surgery to look
00:30:59
like this.
00:31:00
>> Oh, Carlos, when you took your hat off
00:31:02
in front of them, did they go?
00:31:05
>> No. I They were professionals about it.
00:31:07
It wasn't like cuz I would have I would
00:31:09
have been Well, oh, [ __ ] That's a lot
00:31:11
of work.
00:31:12
>> Take your hat off. I'm the doctor. Take
00:31:13
your hat off. I'll be the doctor seeing
00:31:15
him.
00:31:15
>> Yeah.
00:31:15
>> All right. So, we think we're going to
00:31:16
be able to do a really good job, don't
00:31:17
you think? Oh, I think so. Dr.
00:31:19
Smithmore.
00:31:19
>> Well, well, Dr. Wagami, I think that we
00:31:22
are going to do great.
00:31:23
>> Oh, we're the best in Beverly Hills
00:31:24
>> by far.
00:31:25
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:25
>> Well, let's see what we've got.
00:31:26
>> Let's see what your client Yeah, CARLOS.
00:31:30
>> OH MY [ __ ]
00:31:31
>> GOD DARN IT.
00:31:32
>> We'll be able to fix that.
00:31:34
>> Yeah, probably.
00:31:34
>> You got to come in 20 times in three
00:31:37
years.
00:31:39
I That's a lot.
00:31:40
>> I know. And then
00:31:41
>> I think they're going to be able to do
00:31:42
it.
00:31:42
>> Did they take the hair from where to put
00:31:44
it there?
00:31:44
>> Your ass. The back.
00:31:46
>> Oh, I thought it was your ass. Yeah.
00:31:47
It's called an FUEE.
00:31:48
>> Yeah. It's your back of your head.
00:31:50
>> Mhm.
00:31:51
>> If you want it curly, why can't you use
00:31:52
your pubic region?
00:31:53
>> You could.
00:31:54
>> Yeah. I would do that in the front.
00:31:56
Pubic.
00:31:58
>> What do you think?
00:31:58
>> Yeah. I I
00:32:00
>> You actually g.
00:32:01
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:01
>> Felicular unit extraction. FUE.
00:32:04
>> Yeah. That's going to be
00:32:05
>> Wow.
00:32:07
>> Are you excited?
00:32:09
>> Well, everyone already knows I look like
00:32:10
this, but it'll be nice to like not wear
00:32:12
a hat everywhere.
00:32:14
>> It can be a thing with like dating or
00:32:15
something. It could be like
00:32:16
embarrassing.
00:32:17
>> Oh yeah.
00:32:18
>> Why don't you do the Bruce Willis? Just
00:32:20
shave it all off.
00:32:21
>> No, I'm going to do the younger Bruce
00:32:23
Willis and get the surgery.
00:32:24
>> Okay. But what why didn't you do that
00:32:25
before though to just be bald?
00:32:27
>> I did for like eight years and I just
00:32:29
didn't feel like me.
00:32:31
>> Oh,
00:32:32
>> like shaved head felt like
00:32:33
>> You have an eggshaped head.
00:32:35
>> No, I have a nice shaved head.
00:32:37
>> Okay.
00:32:37
>> Yeah. It's not egg.
00:32:39
>> I mean,
00:32:40
>> it's like, you know, it's like the moon
00:32:41
or something.
00:32:42
>> That's not this way. It's this way. It's
00:32:44
longer. Well, whatever a head is.
00:32:46
>> Uh, the moon is circular. See that photo
00:32:49
right there?
00:32:50
>> Yeah, I see it.
00:32:50
>> Yeah, that's the moon.
00:32:52
>> I think I have a nice head.
00:32:56
>> Andrew.
00:32:58
>> Yeah.
00:32:58
>> Would you think he has a nice head?
00:33:01
>> It looks like Yeah. I mean,
00:33:02
>> if he shaved his sides and stuff, you
00:33:03
think you don't think it's like kind of
00:33:04
>> Well, we're going to see. He has to
00:33:05
shave the sides.
00:33:06
>> Yeah. It's going to look crazy next week
00:33:08
when I do.
00:33:08
>> I think it's egg sh but but that's my
00:33:10
bad.
00:33:10
>> No, it's okay. Okay.
00:33:12
>> What kind of egg?
00:33:14
Ostrich.
00:33:15
>> Ostrich. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:17
>> That's the comedy one to say.
00:33:19
>> Is that the comedy one?
00:33:22
>> See, already, dude. This is what I'm
00:33:24
getting on the road, by the way. A
00:33:26
little taste.
00:33:28
>> I'm going to get I I do think I'll be a
00:33:30
little more confident.
00:33:31
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
00:33:33
>> Yeah.
00:33:33
>> Really?
00:33:34
>> Just a little bit.
00:33:34
>> You're quite confident.
00:33:36
>> Yes.
00:33:36
>> He says stuff like, "Oh, that joke
00:33:38
didn't land." Or like for a dinner and
00:33:40
stuff like that. You know what I mean?
00:33:41
>> Crazy.
00:33:42
>> You really put him down like that.
00:33:43
>> Yeah. He'll go, "Haha."
00:33:44
>> Oh, wow.
00:33:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. He'll do Rogan.
00:33:47
>> Yeah. I mean,
00:33:48
>> yeah. Yap yap yap yap.
00:33:49
>> Your shows are in the middle of the
00:33:50
playoffs, so it's like I have other
00:33:52
things to do, too.
00:33:53
>> Basketball.
00:33:53
>> Yeah.
00:33:54
>> Basketball.
00:33:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. Rogan does that laugh. He
00:33:56
goes, "Ah,
00:33:57
>> yeah."
00:33:58
>> He doesn't like it.
00:33:58
>> Or he'll go, "Haha."
00:34:00
>> O.
00:34:01
>> Oh, twice. He's on it.
00:34:02
>> Ouch. I
00:34:04
>> Well, it wasn't funny.
00:34:06
>> Yeah, but haha is like
00:34:07
>> I know, but if I said something that
00:34:08
wasn't funny, what would your response
00:34:10
be?
00:34:11
>> You do that all the time here.
00:34:13
I I know. I know. I do.
00:34:14
>> Yeah, but we have fun with it.
00:34:15
>> I know.
00:34:16
>> You have to laugh through it.
00:34:17
>> Yeah.
00:34:18
>> Say something.
00:34:19
>> All right. That's why the egg roll reach
00:34:22
for the sky.
00:34:24
>> That's you would do.
00:34:25
>> It's fun.
00:34:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:26
>> Yeah. You give you a little taste.
00:34:27
>> Yeah. You do something.
00:34:29
>> Uh
00:34:29
>> I'm going to see if I can organic
00:34:31
respond.
00:34:31
>> Well, and when she jumped, she didn't
00:34:33
die. She bounced off the earth.
00:34:39
>> Right.
00:34:39
>> Yeah. I bought it.
00:34:40
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:40
>> I mean, the crowd would buy it.
00:34:42
>> All right. Okay. Now try this is the
00:34:43
Rogan way. Do it.
00:34:44
>> Okay. That's why leprosy is a condom.
00:34:49
>> It hurts.
00:34:50
>> Yeah, it hurts.
00:34:51
>> That hurts. It hurts.
00:34:51
>> It'll hit you. You're like, "Fuck, man.
00:34:53
Sorry. What are you doing?"
00:34:55
>> Well, that's why cheesecake tastes
00:34:57
better on the moon.
00:34:59
>> Haha.
00:35:01
>> Wow. Ow. Ow.
00:35:03
>> That hurts.
00:35:03
>> That hurts, right?
00:35:04
>> It's like a
00:35:05
>> Yeah,
00:35:06
>> you suck. It says you suck. Haha. You
00:35:09
suck.
00:35:10
>> Yeah, you suck. or you just edit it out
00:35:13
like like when I have guests on the
00:35:15
other thing that I do.
00:35:17
>> Um
00:35:18
>> sometimes they'll say something that's
00:35:19
not funny,
00:35:20
>> but I'll laugh
00:35:22
>> because it's just I don't want them to
00:35:23
feel bad.
00:35:24
>> Are you polite? Yeah.
00:35:25
>> Do you do that?
00:35:26
>> I do it on this show every
00:35:28
>> SO YOU THINK THAT half of the things I
00:35:30
say isn't that's not funny.
00:35:32
>> More than half.
00:35:33
>> So most of the things I say aren't
00:35:35
funny.
00:35:35
>> 85 8515.
00:35:37
>> Really?
00:35:38
>> No. You're so You're the funniest person
00:35:39
I [ __ ] know.
00:35:40
>> All right. So then it's like
00:35:42
>> I laugh at you because we're having the
00:35:43
most fun I've ever had.
00:35:44
>> But as a guest though, you you do
00:35:45
pretend.
00:35:46
>> Oh. Oh, with guests. No. Well, you just
00:35:47
you give them some space with it. Like
00:35:49
you like you go you go, "Oh, yeah." Like
00:35:50
you just feed into it
00:35:52
>> until they hit the note.
00:35:54
>> Hey,
00:35:56
come sit down.
00:35:57
>> Shut up. Shut up.
00:35:59
>> Shut the [ __ ] up.
00:35:59
>> Shut your [ __ ] mouth.
00:36:01
>> Justin Bieber, everybody. Justin Bieber.
00:36:04
>> We got him.
00:36:05
>> So Bieber, you're you're a you're a
00:36:06
Bieber fanatic?
00:36:07
>> Yeah.
00:36:08
>> I love Bieber. You like Bieber?
00:36:11
Oh,
00:36:13
>> love.
00:36:14
>> Love.
00:36:15
>> Love. It's like uh
00:36:18
>> beyond love like how I I have with the
00:36:20
Lord.
00:36:20
>> Yeah. With the Lord.
00:36:21
>> With the Lord. Are you religious?
00:36:23
>> He's a huge Lordy.
00:36:24
>> I'm a Lord. I'm a Lordy.
00:36:25
>> I love that. It's beautiful.
00:36:26
>> Big Lord guy.
00:36:27
>> I also believe in Satan. So, it's like a
00:36:29
conflict. I feel like you can't
00:36:31
>> I'm conflicted. You know what I mean?
00:36:33
>> Don't you have to believe in both?
00:36:35
>> That's true. That is true.
00:36:37
>> That you actually do have to believe.
00:36:38
>> Yeah, you do have to believe in both.
00:36:39
Yeah. No, we I like I I think he's a
00:36:41
talented
00:36:42
>> talented kid.
00:36:42
>> But I I I don't think I'm jamming to the
00:36:44
music, but I do.
00:36:45
>> What do you listen to?
00:36:47
>> The Clash.
00:36:48
>> Yeah.
00:36:48
>> Oh,
00:36:51
have you heard of them?
00:36:52
>> Yes. Yes.
00:36:54
>> They're great.
00:36:55
>> They're great. Yeah.
00:36:56
>> What do I like right now? Um, you know
00:36:58
who I just started listening to? I just
00:37:00
Turn.
00:37:00
>> I found this girl.
00:37:01
>> Okay.
00:37:02
>> Turnstyle is great apparently.
00:37:03
>> Yeah, they are good. Yeah.
00:37:04
>> Yeah.
00:37:04
>> I found this girl. I love her voice.
00:37:07
>> Is it Bella Kay? Her name is Freya
00:37:09
Ridings. Oh, I love her. Freya is great.
00:37:11
Grateful is so good. Deep silky voice.
00:37:14
Yeah, she's beautiful. You guys listen
00:37:15
to the same type of music.
00:37:16
>> Well, we're old.
00:37:17
>> We're old.
00:37:18
>> How old are you?
00:37:18
>> Old?
00:37:19
>> I will guess. This is fun.
00:37:20
>> Uh, is it
00:37:21
>> guess?
00:37:21
>> Yeah.
00:37:22
>> 42.
00:37:22
>> No.
00:37:23
>> Older?
00:37:24
>> Yeah.
00:37:24
>> You're lying.
00:37:25
>> I'm not lying. You can Google it.
00:37:27
>> 48.
00:37:28
>> Older.
00:37:29
>> 50.
00:37:29
>> Older.
00:37:30
>> 54.
00:37:31
>> YES.
00:37:32
>> SHUT UP.
00:37:33
>> I AM.
00:37:34
>> WHAT'S that like?
00:37:38
Everything caks.
00:37:39
>> Yeah.
00:37:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. See, this hurts. See this
00:37:42
right here?
00:37:42
>> Yeah.
00:37:42
>> This hurts real bad.
00:37:43
>> I can Well, my neck hurts too these
00:37:45
days.
00:37:46
>> Why?
00:37:46
>> How old are you?
00:37:47
>> Guess.
00:37:48
>> Oh, fine.
00:37:49
>> 27.
00:37:50
>> Oh, 26.
00:37:54
>> How old are you?
00:37:55
>> Guess.
00:37:56
>> Guess. Here we go.
00:37:58
>> 46.
00:37:59
>> Yeah.
00:38:01
>> Up.
00:38:01
>> 42.
00:38:05
You get Botox?
00:38:07
>> No. Look at my [ __ ] face.
00:38:09
>> Yeah.
00:38:10
>> Looks like you have Botox.
00:38:11
>> You mean I need Botox?
00:38:12
>> No. It looks like you have a little
00:38:14
looks like he got attacked by a bear.
00:38:15
>> Yeah.
00:38:17
>> Like the Revenant.
00:38:19
>> Like
00:38:20
>> it looks like I got I've been [ __ ] up
00:38:22
in the woods.
00:38:22
>> Did Leo win for The Revenant?
00:38:25
>> Yeah. Yeah, he did. Great movie, right?
00:38:26
>> I never I never saw it. I just
00:38:28
remembered the Oscars campaign that he
00:38:30
never won.
00:38:31
>> Why didn't you see it? It wasn't like my
00:38:33
type of movie.
00:38:34
>> You don't like bears?
00:38:35
>> No, I don't love bears.
00:38:36
>> Musketss. How about musketss?
00:38:38
>> What's a musket?
00:38:39
>> It's a type of gun.
00:38:40
>> Oh,
00:38:41
>> yeah.
00:38:41
>> You don't like bears? Do you like cubs?
00:38:43
>> Cubs sound cuter.
00:38:45
>> Yeah.
00:38:45
>> Are you an animal person?
00:38:46
>> Yeah, I like dogs.
00:38:48
>> Oh, good. Yeah.
00:38:49
>> I think I'm like getting there with
00:38:50
cats.
00:38:52
>> I know.
00:38:53
>> You don't need to.
00:38:53
>> I know. I don't need to.
00:38:54
>> Yeah. I literally have a kitten right
00:38:56
now in my house.
00:38:57
>> I told you I wasn't there with cats yet.
00:38:59
>> Yeah, he didn't. He just told you he
00:39:00
wasn't there. I know, but I'm just
00:39:01
trying to find a home for this kitten.
00:39:02
>> Oh,
00:39:03
>> yeah. Yeah. It's like this small. It's
00:39:04
so cute.
00:39:05
>> Can't.
00:39:06
>> Why?
00:39:08
>> Dogs.
00:39:08
>> Okay.
00:39:09
>> Yeah. All right.
00:39:09
>> I'm a dog. Yeah.
00:39:10
>> Yeah.
00:39:11
>> You have a dog?
00:39:12
>> No.
00:39:13
>> What?
00:39:13
>> Why?
00:39:13
>> No, I have nothing.
00:39:14
>> You have nothing.
00:39:15
>> Nothing.
00:39:16
>> You have a building that you live in,
00:39:17
though.
00:39:17
>> I have a home. Yes, good.
00:39:18
>> I have a home. I need to take off my
00:39:20
hoodie. It's hot in here.
00:39:23
>> This is why This is why we do it.
00:39:24
>> Yeah.
00:39:25
>> Yeah.
00:39:26
>> There we go. Take your ribs.
00:39:27
>> There we go.
00:39:28
>> Stop it.
00:39:30
Yeah.
00:39:30
>> How How tall are you?
00:39:32
>> Guess 5'2.
00:39:33
>> Three.
00:39:34
>> 53. 52. You [ __ ]
00:39:36
>> I'm 5'4. I'm taller than you are.
00:39:40
>> 53.
00:39:41
>> Stand up.
00:39:42
>> Yeah. Go back to Go butt to butt.
00:39:43
>> Go butt to butt.
00:39:44
>> Butt to butt. That's the only way to
00:39:45
really know.
00:39:46
>> I'm 5'3.
00:39:47
>> I'm 5'4.
00:39:49
>> Barely. Take off your hat.
00:39:51
>> Oh, yeah.
00:39:51
>> Oh, wow.
00:39:52
>> Oh, no. Bobby, if you're 5'4, then Jake,
00:39:54
you're 5'2.
00:39:55
>> No, I'm not.
00:39:57
>> It's two inches of difference for sure.
00:39:59
If I'm 52, like I'll kill myself.
00:40:01
>> Don't do that.
00:40:02
>> Don't do it here. Don't do it here.
00:40:03
>> Don't do it here.
00:40:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:04
>> I I will. I'll
00:40:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're you're 5'3.
00:40:07
>> Yeah. I'm 5 I'm 5'7 then.
00:40:09
>> Yeah. You're
00:40:10
>> What are you 5'9?
00:40:13
>> 61.
00:40:14
>> Stand up.
00:40:16
>> Okay.
00:40:17
>> Okay. I take Okay. You're fine.
00:40:20
>> You sit small.
00:40:22
>> All right. You sit You do sit small. You
00:40:24
sit small.
00:40:25
>> Well, I'm sitting at a desk.
00:40:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:27
>> Yeah.
00:40:27
>> People say that. They go, "Oh, you I
00:40:29
thought you were shorter, but were I'm
00:40:31
sitting down on camera."
00:40:32
>> You know what's interesting about this?
00:40:33
Can I just say something about torso and
00:40:35
legs?
00:40:36
>> Maybe you could back me up on it.
00:40:37
>> Okay.
00:40:38
>> So, the girl that I'm seeing right now
00:40:39
is 5'9"
00:40:40
>> and her legs are 5 feet.
00:40:43
>> What I'm saying is is that even though
00:40:45
I'm 5'4, it works because the fact that
00:40:48
like she has a smaller torso.
00:40:51
>> Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't listen. What
00:40:53
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00:40:54
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All right. So, what I'm saying is that
00:43:18
I'm 5'4, she's 5'9,
00:43:20
>> but it works cuz she has a smaller
00:43:21
torso.
00:43:21
>> Her torso is smaller, so her legs are
00:43:24
longer. So, it works when you're having
00:43:26
you you're making out and stuff.
00:43:28
>> He doesn't understand that. That doesn't
00:43:30
really matter.
00:43:30
>> That doesn't really make sense. She's
00:43:32
still taller than you now.
00:43:33
>> I understand that, but you would think
00:43:35
that.
00:43:35
>> No, you wouldn't think because your
00:43:36
penis isn't at your feet.
00:43:39
>> You don't be You're not standing up
00:43:40
kissing and [ __ ] You're laying down.
00:43:42
So you're slid up. So your little feet
00:43:44
are at her knees.
00:43:46
>> I know.
00:43:47
>> Okay. So,
00:43:48
>> but I'm not like going, "LOOK AT ME."
00:43:50
You know what I mean?
00:43:51
>> You Yeah, you kind of are.
00:43:53
>> No, I don't look at my little feet by
00:43:54
her knees going, "Look at Look at my
00:43:55
little feet."
00:43:56
>> She sees them.
00:43:58
>> She stays.
00:43:59
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
00:43:59
>> she does. Yeah,
00:44:00
>> she stays.
00:44:01
>> Yeah, she stays. Are you single?
00:44:02
>> I am. Good for you.
00:44:04
>> What are you looking for?
00:44:05
>> I don't know. I always said I wanted a
00:44:07
boyfriend, but I don't I think I'm too
00:44:08
selfish at the moment.
00:44:10
>> You're gay? A little
00:44:12
>> 100%.
00:44:13
>> Uh, yeah. Okay.
00:44:14
>> Have you ever heard of Homo Hill?
00:44:16
>> No. What's that?
00:44:17
>> It's the gay neighborhood. We just
00:44:18
looked it up.
00:44:18
>> Homo Hill.
00:44:19
>> Homo Hill is the gay neighborhood in
00:44:21
Russia. Russia.
00:44:22
>> In Korea.
00:44:22
>> Korea.
00:44:24
>> I want to go to Soul so badly. Yeah. Go
00:44:26
to Homo Hill. You know, my best friend's
00:44:27
in Soul right now.
00:44:28
>> Homo Hill is supposed to be I This got
00:44:30
brought up because I said I was just in
00:44:32
Mexico and a friend of mine said uh
00:44:35
Porttoarta is like the West Hollywood of
00:44:37
>> Oh my god.
00:44:38
>> You been? I've heard everyone's [ __ ]
00:44:41
on the beach.
00:44:42
>> See, it is true. Yeah, it's true.
00:44:43
Everyone goes to PV and like that's what
00:44:45
I've heard
00:44:46
>> because a buddy of mine I said, "Well,
00:44:47
where do you go out? Like where are you
00:44:48
gonna where you meeting people?" Cuz it
00:44:49
was
00:44:50
>> on the beach.
00:44:50
>> And he goes, "No, no, I meant we were
00:44:52
far away from PV." And I said, "Where do
00:44:54
you go out to meet dudes then?" And he
00:44:55
goes, "Oh, dude, you go down to PV. This
00:44:58
is heaven on earth."
00:44:59
>> Yeah. Look at that.
00:45:00
>> I know.
00:45:01
>> Why have you been?
00:45:02
>> Why have I not been?
00:45:04
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:04
>> I don't know if that's my type of gay
00:45:06
scene.
00:45:07
>> What is your type? Okay. What's your
00:45:08
scene?
00:45:09
>> My scene? Yeah.
00:45:11
>> Um I don't know if I found that yet.
00:45:13
>> Really?
00:45:13
>> Really?
00:45:14
>> Do you What What What's a night out for
00:45:16
you on a Saturday night?
00:45:17
>> Oh, a night out. Okay. Am I in New York
00:45:19
or LA?
00:45:20
>> Well, you live here now, right?
00:45:21
>> Well, I live in both.
00:45:23
>> So, wait, what do you do on a Saturday
00:45:24
night in LA?
00:45:25
>> In LA? I'll go to dinner.
00:45:28
>> What time is it? I have to know the
00:45:29
specific specifically, right?
00:45:30
>> You know what? I actually don't love to
00:45:32
Well, no. I'll do like an 8:00 p.m.
00:45:33
dinner. Then
00:45:35
>> I'm your roommate.
00:45:36
>> You're my roommate?
00:45:36
>> Yeah. So, what are you going to do
00:45:38
tonight?
00:45:38
>> I think I have dinner with some friends
00:45:40
at 8. And
00:45:41
>> where are you going to go?
00:45:43
>> I don't know. We don't really know yet.
00:45:45
Maybe like Well, we can't decide if we
00:45:48
want to get dinner at living room and
00:45:49
then continue going out.
00:45:51
>> I love living room.
00:45:51
>> Yeah, it's Oh my god.
00:45:52
>> It's fun. It's fun. Especially when it's
00:45:54
warm.
00:45:54
>> The asparagus there.
00:45:55
>> This is offending me for some reason.
00:45:57
>> What?
00:45:58
>> I'm not even gay. I'm getting annoyed.
00:45:59
>> Have you met my friend Raul? No.
00:46:02
>> Hello.
00:46:05
He He's from Spain.
00:46:06
>> I'm from Spain. Oh, you are? Yeah, he
00:46:10
>> Oh, where in Spain?
00:46:12
>> None of your business.
00:46:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. Barcelona.
00:46:14
>> Are you the police?
00:46:15
>> Yeah. Barcelona.
00:46:16
>> Barcelona.
00:46:17
>> Oh, I love Barcelona. I went there once
00:46:18
with my mom. We
00:46:19
>> Oh, really? Where do you stay?
00:46:20
>> Where did I stay? You know, I don't
00:46:21
remember, but I remember I remember
00:46:23
loving it.
00:46:24
>> Yeah. He loves it there. And he's from
00:46:26
there as well.
00:46:27
>> Oh, you mentioned that part.
00:46:30
>> What? Anyway, Raul's from out of town.
00:46:32
He's from Spain. Uh Jake's going to the
00:46:35
living room. Remember I told you about
00:46:36
the We love it. Yeah, it's fun there.
00:46:38
It's fun. Dinner and then
00:46:40
>> then what after we do for after
00:46:41
>> after? Well, I'll probably go to bed at
00:46:43
like 2 if I'm in LA. I'll go probably go
00:46:45
to bed at like 2:00 at
00:46:46
>> Oh, no. That's when
00:46:48
>> Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:46:49
>> Yeah, the after party. I don't like an
00:46:51
after I don't like an after after party.
00:46:53
I Nothing good happens.
00:46:54
>> Well, we're bringing it back to the
00:46:55
apartment. So, bad bad luck on you.
00:46:57
>> I know.
00:46:57
>> You don't want to come over?
00:46:59
>> You know, maybe not tonight.
00:47:01
>> We're going to do poppers.
00:47:02
>> Poppers? Oh, I do. I love poppers.
00:47:05
>> Yeah. All right.
00:47:06
>> Carlos is excited.
00:47:08
>> Carlos loves poppers. LA is tame. New
00:47:11
York. Is this where you go off?
00:47:12
>> Yes. I New York I I like can't like I
00:47:16
when I really commit to a night in New
00:47:19
York, I'll it'll ruin me for weeks.
00:47:22
>> Tell me why.
00:47:22
>> Are you a big drinker?
00:47:23
>> Big drinker.
00:47:24
>> No drugs, though.
00:47:25
>> No.
00:47:26
>> Yes. Drugs?
00:47:27
>> Yes. Drugs?
00:47:27
>> No.
00:47:28
>> Yeah. We're lie detector tests.
00:47:29
>> No.
00:47:30
>> Yeah, we can smell it.
00:47:30
>> We can smell it. The way you just said
00:47:32
that. What kind of drugs do you do?
00:47:33
>> Methane. Move on.
00:47:35
>> Okay. Oh, so I'll just tell you the
00:47:37
drugs I've done.
00:47:38
>> Okay, go.
00:47:38
>> All right. Meth.
00:47:39
>> No, you haven't.
00:47:40
>> Oh, 100%. Have I not done math?
00:47:43
>> He's a recovered addict. Recovering.
00:47:45
>> You set me up for that one. Are you
00:47:46
really a recovered addict? Meth.
00:47:48
>> No. No. All I'm a garbage head.
00:47:50
>> What is that?
00:47:51
>> A garbage head? I'll just do anything.
00:47:52
>> He would take anything.
00:47:53
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:53
>> Are you lying?
00:47:54
>> No. No. Why would I lie?
00:47:56
>> I don't know. I don't know. He just
00:47:57
pretended to be Raul.
00:47:58
>> What does that say?
00:47:59
>> This is Bobby Lee kicking the habit.
00:48:00
This is Oh, good for you. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:02
Four years.
00:48:02
>> Well, this was to 2022.
00:48:04
>> I relapsed
00:48:05
>> and then we had a relapse. So, this is
00:48:06
kind of null and void, but
00:48:07
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:08
>> I'm glad we made a trophy out of it.
00:48:10
>> Yeah. We got a trophy out of it.
00:48:11
>> Wow. It's actually really refreshing the
00:48:13
way you
00:48:13
>> So, I've done So, I've done meth. I've
00:48:15
done um
00:48:16
>> crack.
00:48:16
>> Crack.
00:48:17
>> What's crack like?
00:48:18
>> It just feels euphoric and very good.
00:48:20
>> You said to me one time, you love the
00:48:22
way crack smells.
00:48:23
>> It's I like the way it smells.
00:48:24
>> What does it smell like?
00:48:25
>> Like poo. What kind of What kind of
00:48:27
crack are you talking about?
00:48:28
>> Crack. You said you like crack the way
00:48:30
it
00:48:30
>> Oh, the drug.
00:48:31
>> Yes.
00:48:31
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:48:34
>> He's done crack. Meth. Never hero.
00:48:37
>> I didn't know what you're talking about.
00:48:38
The drug.
00:48:38
>> I've never done Never heroin.
00:48:40
>> No heroin.
00:48:41
>> No heroin. No.
00:48:42
>> Yeah. That's a hard one.
00:48:43
>> Yeah, that's a hard one. Yeah. I've done
00:48:44
Molly.
00:48:45
>> Well, of course.
00:48:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Um I've done
00:48:49
weed, acid, mushroom. You know, I mean
00:48:51
psychedelics.
00:48:52
>> Acid scares me.
00:48:52
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:53
>> So, now what have you done?
00:48:56
All
00:48:57
right. Let's move on. Let's move on.
00:49:00
>> Okay.
00:49:00
>> But you Can we do this though? You have
00:49:02
done other things other than alcohol.
00:49:04
>> Yeah, of course.
00:49:04
>> Okay. Well, then let's just move on.
00:49:06
>> 26.
00:49:06
>> Yeah. He's 26.
00:49:07
>> He's 26. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:08
>> A young man. Where are you from? You're
00:49:09
born in New York.
00:49:10
>> Yeah. From Well, born in LA, raised in
00:49:11
New York.
00:49:12
>> Where are you guys from?
00:49:13
>> Chicago.
00:49:14
>> San Diego.
00:49:15
>> Okay. My brother's getting married in
00:49:16
San Diego.
00:49:17
>> Oh, it's a beautiful city.
00:49:18
>> It's gorge.
00:49:18
>> One of the be It's gorge.
00:49:19
>> Gorge.
00:49:20
>> Born in LA. You were born you high
00:49:22
school kid.
00:49:22
>> No, I was born in LA. I moved to New
00:49:24
York when I was two. Oh, so you New
00:49:25
York?
00:49:26
>> I'm a New York kid.
00:49:26
>> Oh, you're a New York kid.
00:49:27
>> Yeah.
00:49:27
>> Are you a man a Manhattan kid?
00:49:29
>> Yeah.
00:49:29
>> Yeah.
00:49:31
>> Wow.
00:49:32
>> What does that mean?
00:49:32
>> He was born in He was raised in the
00:49:34
city.
00:49:34
>> Oh, I It wasn't as exciting as you would
00:49:36
think.
00:49:37
>> I just like New York so much. I don't
00:49:39
even know the burrows.
00:49:41
>> It's Brooklyn.
00:49:42
>> Yeah. I don't even want to know.
00:49:43
>> No, no, no. Don't even tell me.
00:49:45
>> Let him guess.
00:49:46
>> Okay. Guess. There's five, right?
00:49:47
There's five. Am I Why are you doing
00:49:49
this?
00:49:50
>> You don't think I can do it?
00:49:51
>> Yeah. Go.
00:49:51
>> Queens.
00:49:52
>> Yeah.
00:49:53
>> Brooklyn. I just said that doesn't
00:49:54
count.
00:49:55
>> Yeah, but there's five. So that's one of
00:49:56
the five.
00:49:57
>> Oh, there's no D on the end of Brooklyn.
00:49:59
>> Manhattan.
00:50:00
>> Yes.
00:50:01
>> Okay. Uh,
00:50:05
>> give me the
00:50:06
>> No, you're kidding, right?
00:50:07
>> I swear to God. Give me one letter from
00:50:09
the
00:50:10
>> B.
00:50:11
>> The Buroughs.
00:50:12
>> The Bronx.
00:50:12
>> Oh, no. What? What? Bronx.
00:50:14
>> The Bronx.
00:50:14
>> Yeah. And give me the last letter.
00:50:16
>> H.
00:50:17
>> Harlem.
00:50:17
>> Yeah, there you go.
00:50:18
>> I'm so sorry.
00:50:19
>> Are you Are you well? Harlem is not a
00:50:22
burrow. Harlem. It's a neighborhood that
00:50:25
Harlem's in Manhattan.
00:50:26
>> Staten Island. Yes,
00:50:27
>> that's a burrow.
00:50:28
>> That's the one, I think.
00:50:30
>> Yeah. Well, then don't say it like you
00:50:31
know.
00:50:32
>> It is like that.
00:50:33
>> Yeah, it is like that. Okay.
00:50:35
>> Yeah.
00:50:35
>> Okay.
00:50:37
>> Yeah.
00:50:37
>> Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queen Satan, the
00:50:38
Bronx.
00:50:39
>> When I saw Gangs in New York, I had no
00:50:40
idea what was going on.
00:50:41
>> Oh, I watched that movie. So good. Is
00:50:44
that about the Five Corners?
00:50:46
>> Yeah.
00:50:46
>> You never seen that movie?
00:50:48
>> No.
00:50:49
>> I feel like you've never seen any movie.
00:50:50
>> Name a movie. Oh, really? Yeah. Let's
00:50:52
go. Okay, let's go. You know what? We're
00:50:54
gonna
00:50:54
>> One flew over the cuckoo's nest.
00:50:55
>> Never.
00:50:56
>> Forest Gump,
00:50:57
>> of course.
00:50:58
>> Why, of course.
00:50:58
>> Cuz I feel like everyone
00:50:59
>> Shashang Grenen.
00:51:01
>> No. Top Gun, the original.
00:51:02
>> No.
00:51:03
>> Oh. Um. Um.
00:51:04
>> Top Gun the new one.
00:51:05
>> Yes.
00:51:06
>> Yeah.
00:51:06
>> Good Fellas.
00:51:07
>> Yes. I love Good Fellas.
00:51:09
>> Oh, you do?
00:51:09
>> I watched it when I had co I was in my
00:51:12
>> It's a good co movie.
00:51:13
>> I was in my like I was in my like mob
00:51:15
era. I was like obsessed with mobs.
00:51:17
>> Oh, so Godfather you seen?
00:51:19
>> Yeah. I don't really I can't
00:51:21
Why?
00:51:22
>> It's just like really like I don't I
00:51:24
don't What do What do you mean?
00:51:26
>> I could I didn't know what was going on
00:51:27
and then I started part two and I fell
00:51:28
asleep.
00:51:29
>> Casino?
00:51:30
>> No.
00:51:31
>> Wow.
00:51:31
>> Which mob movies did you
00:51:33
>> Yeah, Casino is one of the best mob
00:51:34
movies of all time.
00:51:35
>> Just Good Fellas.
00:51:37
>> I think if you That's the That's pretty
00:51:40
much the
00:51:41
>> I loved I loved Good Fellas. I thought I
00:51:43
I thought it was I thought it was very
00:51:45
well done.
00:51:46
>> It is well done. It's one of his best
00:51:47
movies. I think
00:51:48
>> Turns out it Yeah, everybody agreed.
00:51:50
That's good. Let's go a more Evergreen.
00:51:51
Brave Heart where you said um you never
00:51:53
saw that. Um ET
00:51:54
>> Yeah, I've seen ET.
00:51:55
>> Yeah. What is it about?
00:51:56
>> It's about an alien that like
00:51:59
>> Yeah.
00:51:59
>> hangs out with all the kids and
00:52:01
>> Yeah. Yeah. How about Did you see the
00:52:03
new movie Project Hail Mary that we
00:52:05
>> I did. I did see that. And I did it. I
00:52:07
cried.
00:52:08
>> How many times?
00:52:09
>> Like twice.
00:52:10
>> Yeah. Twice right there. Three times
00:52:12
each year. SEE THAT GUY IN THE MIDDLE?
00:52:14
Didn't cry one time.
00:52:16
>> What? Once.
00:52:17
>> He didn't cry at all.
00:52:18
>> When's your birthday? June. Are you
00:52:20
Gemini?
00:52:21
>> Gemini don't cry. Dissect him. You evil
00:52:23
[ __ ]
00:52:23
>> Yes.
00:52:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
00:52:26
>> Jake, dissect him.
00:52:28
>> What do you think about these Geminis?
00:52:29
What What is Tell me about them.
00:52:30
>> I am a Gemini rising and a Gemini mood.
00:52:32
So, I know a lot about Geminis.
00:52:34
>> Okay.
00:52:34
>> They're very two-sided. They have two
00:52:37
sides to them.
00:52:38
>> Oh,
00:52:38
>> but
00:52:39
>> yeah. Yeah.
00:52:39
>> Two sided. Two sided.
00:52:40
>> So, like you're you can lie.
00:52:43
>> Oh, he's a liar.
00:52:44
>> And he's a So, he's a piece of [ __ ]
00:52:45
piece of [ __ ]
00:52:46
>> I don't know if you're a piece of [ __ ]
00:52:47
But you definitely go to bed at night
00:52:48
and you look at the you look at the
00:52:50
ceiling and you just don't know who you
00:52:51
are.
00:52:52
>> Oh, confused
00:52:54
>> about who you are.
00:52:55
>> Okay. Do all of us. That's you. Great.
00:52:56
Um I'm a um Libra.
00:52:58
>> Oh, you just want the peace.
00:53:00
>> I WANT THE PEACE.
00:53:01
>> SO NOT TRUE.
00:53:03
>> HE'S A MAN OF WAR.
00:53:05
>> WELL, THEN I NEED What are What's your
00:53:07
sign?
00:53:08
>> Mine? Yeah.
00:53:09
>> Virgo.
00:53:10
>> Oh, so you you're Panda?
00:53:11
>> Yeah. That No.
00:53:12
>> No. No. No. That's Panda. What the [ __ ]
00:53:13
>> Panda.
00:53:14
>> Yeah. No, not Panda. That's not your
00:53:15
sign.
00:53:15
>> No, no, that's not my sign, dude.
00:53:17
>> Oh, it's a koi. Koi.
00:53:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:19
>> You're You're You like control.
00:53:22
>> And I can tell you've been cut that, cut
00:53:24
that, cut that, cut that. You You like
00:53:26
control.
00:53:27
>> Yeah. I'm doctor control.
00:53:28
>> Yeah.
00:53:29
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:30
>> You went to med school.
00:53:31
>> You went to med school?
00:53:33
>> Yeah. With Trump.
00:53:34
>> No, you didn't.
00:53:35
>> We're both doctors.
00:53:37
>> No, you didn't.
00:53:37
>> You saw the photo, dude. Okay. We're
00:53:39
both doctors.
00:53:40
>> What is Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:41
>> So, you went to Are you lying to me? You
00:53:43
went to medical school with Trump.
00:53:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:46
>> And you're also a recovering drug
00:53:47
addict.
00:53:48
>> That's true. That is true.
00:53:49
>> That part's very true.
00:53:49
>> Like in the movie.
00:53:50
>> So the first part's fake.
00:53:51
>> Yes.
00:53:52
>> Oh, you good.
00:53:52
>> Wait, wait, wait. Fake
00:53:54
>> the Trump.
00:53:54
>> The med school of Trump.
00:53:56
>> Yeah. I didn't go to med school.
00:53:57
>> What? I don't know.
00:53:59
>> Do you think I'm Dr. Ken Jung?
00:54:01
>> No, I'm just saying.
00:54:04
>> You think I was in the hangover?
00:54:05
>> No, I did. No, I'm just
00:54:06
>> No, you're lower. This is a lower
00:54:08
entertainment.
00:54:09
>> Yeah. You're on You're on the You're in
00:54:11
the basement right now.
00:54:11
>> Yeah, you're in the basement.
00:54:12
>> All right. So, dissect the the Spaniard
00:54:14
right there. What? He's uh What are you?
00:54:16
You're a
00:54:17
>> Aries.
00:54:18
>> Aries.
00:54:18
>> Oh, Aries, you're nasty.
00:54:20
>> You [ __ ] nasty piece of [ __ ]
00:54:23
>> Aries men are so rude.
00:54:25
>> Well, who who are you most attracted to?
00:54:27
What sign of man?
00:54:29
>> Uh Louise, do you think I have a
00:54:31
specific sign that I'm attracted to?
00:54:34
>> Maybe like a Sagge?
00:54:36
>> Yeah, I love a Sagge or a Virgo. I love
00:54:38
a Virgo.
00:54:39
>> Thank you.
00:54:39
>> Yeah, you're welcome.
00:54:41
>> Sagge. Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:42
>> Sagittarius.
00:54:43
>> What is that? What month is that?
00:54:44
>> Uh, it's uh late or it's November,
00:54:47
December.
00:54:49
>> In the Chinese thing, what year are you?
00:54:51
>> Um, I think I'm year of the rabbit.
00:54:52
>> Yeah, I can tell.
00:54:54
>> You do have rabbit energy.
00:54:55
>> Yeah, you hop like a [ __ ]
00:54:56
>> Yeah.
00:54:56
>> Yeah. Yeah, I can feel.
00:54:57
>> What? What are you guys?
00:54:58
>> I'm pig.
00:54:59
>> You're pig?
00:55:00
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:00
>> What am I? I have no idea.
00:55:02
>> You're my What year?
00:55:03
>> 83.
00:55:04
>> 83. Let me guess. Let me guess.
00:55:06
>> Snake.
00:55:07
>> I see that.
00:55:11
pig. No wonder you guys get along.
00:55:13
>> We're both pigs, dude.
00:55:14
>> YES, YOU ARE.
00:55:15
>> YEAH, DUDE. OINK, OINK, DUDE.
00:55:17
>> WAIT, that's so cool. I don't even know
00:55:19
anything about that.
00:55:21
>> The year of the pig, dude.
00:55:21
>> What does it mean? The pig is the pig.
00:55:23
>> The pig is the last animal in the
00:55:24
Chinese zodiac. People born in the year
00:55:25
of the pig are innocent and enjoy
00:55:27
happiness. They're laidback.
00:55:28
>> SO INNOCENT TO ME.
00:55:29
>> They're laidback, caring, considerate,
00:55:31
kind. It makes them the best friends to
00:55:32
have.
00:55:32
>> Dude, we are the best.
00:55:33
>> Dude, we're the We're BOTH
00:55:37
the rabbit. What is the rabbit?
00:55:38
>> What is rabbit? Let me see. Wait, put
00:55:40
1999 though, just to make sure I'm not
00:55:42
wrong.
00:55:42
>> You were born in 99.
00:55:43
>> 99. Here we go. So were you.
00:55:44
>> What does a rabbit mean? Let me guess.
00:55:46
>> Gentle. This is not correct.
00:55:48
>> Yeah.
00:55:48
>> Gentle, quiet, elegant, alert, often
00:55:50
embodying peace, longevity, and
00:55:52
prosperity. They're known for being
00:55:53
compassionate, witty, deeply reasonable,
00:55:55
though they can be conservative, and
00:55:56
overly cautious. Rabbits are highly
00:55:58
social, artistic, and avoid conflict,
00:56:01
making them loyal, albeit sometimes
00:56:03
reserved friends. They love poppers late
00:56:05
at night in New York.
00:56:06
>> Oh, it says that.
00:56:07
>> How does it know that?
00:56:08
>> They lie. They say that they're 5'3.
00:56:09
>> Yeah, it says they're higher.
00:56:12
>> Yeah.
00:56:12
>> Gentle and kind. Oh, I love that about
00:56:14
me.
00:56:14
>> You think you're gentle and kind?
00:56:16
>> Yeah.
00:56:17
>> Yeah.
00:56:18
>> I I think I'm definitely kind. I don't
00:56:19
know if I'm like gentle. I feel like I'm
00:56:20
pretty like I'm pretty abrasive.
00:56:23
>> If if you picked up like a baby like
00:56:25
>> I would drop it. I can't That's not
00:56:28
gentle at all. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:29
>> What?
00:56:30
>> You picked up a baby.
00:56:30
>> No, but maybe No, I would I've never
00:56:32
dropped a baby. But like you see, I'm
00:56:33
like hitting this mic back and forth
00:56:35
like
00:56:35
>> Yeah. But I feel like if you did pick up
00:56:37
a baby, you'd be gentle about it.
00:56:39
>> I mean, I'm very good with kids.
00:56:40
>> Yeah. There you go.
00:56:41
>> Yeah.
00:56:41
>> I'm very good.
00:56:42
>> You're gentle. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:43
>> How long have you been with Louise?
00:56:44
>> Since the day I started. Really?
00:56:46
>> To work together. We were co-workers.
00:56:48
>> At where?
00:56:48
>> Um at a Well, she worked at a management
00:56:51
firm and I and the management firm had a
00:56:53
joint venture with the record label I
00:56:54
worked at. I was the assistant to this
00:56:56
guy named Zach. And Zach is now my
00:56:59
manager with Louise.
00:57:00
>> Wow. What's a record label? Uh, the
00:57:02
record label is 10K Projects. It's now
00:57:04
Atlantic. Well, it they swallowed it up.
00:57:06
>> Louise, what is it?
00:57:09
>> It's still 10K, but Zach is now at
00:57:11
Atlantic.
00:57:12
>> Okay.
00:57:12
>> So, when did you know that you wanted
00:57:13
to, you know, kind of escape that world,
00:57:16
become more of a personality?
00:57:18
>> You know, I never did. I never wanted to
00:57:20
escape. I was very happy. I loved
00:57:22
working for Zach. I loved going to work
00:57:24
every day. I loved music. I had so much
00:57:27
fun. And then it kind of came random.
00:57:29
Not randomly. Like I was posting online,
00:57:31
but I I think I was posting with no end
00:57:33
goal really.
00:57:34
>> It wasn't It was It wasn't like a uh It
00:57:36
wasn't uh premeditated. This kind of
00:57:38
fell into
00:57:39
>> It was It wasn't Yeah. It was like if it
00:57:41
h like Zach always used to like make
00:57:43
jokes about it like if anything happens,
00:57:44
I'll be your manager.
00:57:46
>> Wow.
00:57:46
>> And then um
00:57:47
>> you just have a natural gift for a
00:57:50
personality.
00:57:50
>> Oh, thank you.
00:57:51
>> When you came in, it was like a You know
00:57:52
what I mean?
00:57:53
>> Really? You feel that way? I'll take
00:57:54
that.
00:57:55
>> Well, I mean, you have [ __ ] the
00:57:56
rosiest cheeks I've ever seen.
00:57:59
Bra. Bra.
00:58:00
>> Oh, it's a problem. It's a problem.
00:58:01
>> Is it a problem?
00:58:02
>> Yeah. I have I have moisturizer. It's
00:58:04
tinted green.
00:58:05
>> Yeah.
00:58:06
>> So, it like um
00:58:08
>> takes away the rosiness. Yes. Is it
00:58:11
green, Louise? That the That's the
00:58:13
color. Yes.
00:58:14
>> Could I
00:58:15
>> I don't understand.
00:58:16
>> The green like takes No. But why do you
00:58:18
want it away?
00:58:18
>> Cuz it's so it's it's too [ __ ] rosy
00:58:20
sometimes.
00:58:20
>> Really? Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:22
>> There are some photos of me that are so
00:58:23
[ __ ] ugly.
00:58:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I like the rose.
00:58:26
>> You like the rose?
00:58:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. It pops.
00:58:28
>> That's your new nickname is the little
00:58:30
boy Rose.
00:58:30
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:31
>> Little boy Rose.
00:58:32
>> No. Does it get rosy in other parts of
00:58:34
your body?
00:58:34
>> All right.
00:58:35
>> No, that's not what I was asking. What
00:58:37
parts of my body? Like your shoulders.
00:58:39
>> Do you get rosy?
00:58:40
>> No, it gets like it gets like red.
00:58:42
>> What?
00:58:42
>> I think my body gets like red. Oh, so
00:58:44
you don't tan?
00:58:45
>> No, I I burn.
00:58:46
>> Do you have Do you have rosy cheeks?
00:58:48
>> Yes.
00:58:48
>> That's what I'm He's saying you're tush
00:58:50
your rosy cheeks.
00:58:51
>> Oh, no.
00:58:53
>> How do you know? Because I can see my
00:58:55
own ass
00:58:56
>> through a mirror.
00:58:58
>> Sometimes.
00:58:58
>> You never You never gone between your
00:59:00
own ass?
00:59:01
>> I've never like if there was no mirror.
00:59:03
I think that's an impossibility.
00:59:05
>> Unless I go to a pond,
00:59:07
>> right? And I and I do one of those
00:59:09
deals. But it's like
00:59:10
>> if there was no mirror, I would never
00:59:12
see my ass. But yes, I do have a mirror
00:59:13
and I have seen my ass.
00:59:14
>> You take yourself down to ass pond over
00:59:16
there.
00:59:17
>> Yeah.
00:59:18
>> Have a look at that.
00:59:19
>> Yeah.
00:59:19
>> Take take yourself a good look at that
00:59:21
butt.
00:59:21
>> Yeah. Do you have a big butt?
00:59:24
>> I don't know.
00:59:25
>> I mean, do you like your butt?
00:59:26
>> I don't hate it.
00:59:27
>> I hate my butt.
00:59:28
>> Really?
00:59:28
>> It's too flat. Like my
00:59:30
>> like your what?
00:59:31
>> Face.
00:59:32
>> Exactly.
00:59:32
>> I actually do not think you have a flat
00:59:34
face at all.
00:59:35
>> Thank you.
00:59:37
>> He said it. I I
00:59:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you said
00:59:40
it.
00:59:41
>> You led me there.
00:59:41
>> You did say it.
00:59:42
>> Well, he pushed you pushed me all the
00:59:44
way there. I know.
00:59:45
>> What did you want me to do?
00:59:46
>> Yeah. Say it.
00:59:47
>> Yeah.
00:59:47
>> You do not have a flat face. Thank you
00:59:49
at all.
00:59:50
>> No. No. It's a frat face. Yeah. A fra
00:59:54
>> but but if I was on a coin I was a
00:59:56
president.
00:59:58
>> Not good.
00:59:59
>> Yeah. It would just be a line.
01:00:01
>> I have the worst I have the worst side
01:00:03
profile on.
01:00:03
>> Can I see? Let me see.
01:00:05
>> No.
01:00:05
>> Oh, it's great. Presidential.
01:00:07
>> No, it's it's very bad.
01:00:08
>> Yeah.
01:00:09
>> And there's one side that makes me look
01:00:10
like I need a nose job and the OTHER I
01:00:12
DON'T.
01:00:12
>> OH, WHAT HAPPENED? BOXING.
01:00:15
>> NO, I fell off a tree.
01:00:16
>> Oh, close.
01:00:17
>> When I was a child,
01:00:18
>> what? What? What? You were climbing
01:00:20
trees? I was climbing a tree at a
01:00:22
seafood restaurant in Massachusetts and
01:00:23
I fell off.
01:00:25
>> You want to know something crazy?
01:00:27
>> Yeah.
01:00:27
>> I bought a homeless guy Shake Shack
01:00:30
yesterday and as I was putting the food
01:00:33
down, I looked at his foot and it had a
01:00:35
swastika on it.
01:00:36
>> No.
01:00:37
>> Carlos, did you do it where you're
01:00:38
homeless now?
01:00:39
>> I swear I got in the car, I looked at my
01:00:41
friend. I said, "You'll never believe
01:00:42
it."
01:00:42
>> No.
01:00:43
>> He was such a nice guy.
01:00:44
>> Did he draw it on there? Because that
01:00:46
was his night he had a tattoo.
01:00:48
>> Cuz you're white. That's why it was
01:00:49
nice.
01:00:50
But I'm Jewish.
01:00:52
>> Oh, well, he can't tell.
01:00:53
>> Oh, yes, he can.
01:00:54
>> Yes, he can.
01:00:54
>> Yeah.
01:00:55
>> Well, did you What did you do then? You
01:00:56
just
01:00:56
>> I got in the car. I said, "Oh my god."
01:00:58
>> You gave him the Shake Shack.
01:01:00
>> Yeah. He had a dog. The dog's obviously
01:01:02
not a [ __ ] Nazi.
01:01:03
>> No, you don't know that.
01:01:04
>> You don't know that.
01:01:04
>> Was it a German Shepherd?
01:01:06
>> You know what it could have been?
01:01:07
>> Did it put it pop?
01:01:12
>> Have you guys just been podcasting all
01:01:14
day?
01:01:14
>> We started at 4:00 a.m.
01:01:18
>> Yeah. You know, my friend Matt almost
01:01:20
flew out for this. He loves you guys so
01:01:21
much.
01:01:22
>> Matt who?
01:01:22
>> Uh, you don't know him?
01:01:23
>> Oh, he's like Oh, okay. I thought
01:01:25
>> actually he's a tour manager. MATT
01:01:26
MCKENNA.
01:01:27
>> OH, NO, NO, NO. I DON'T KNOW. I don't
01:01:29
know.
01:01:30
>> I don't know. He should have come out.
01:01:32
>> Yeah.
01:01:32
>> Matt, we love you so much. So, how do
01:01:34
you feel about this? We went to
01:01:35
Coachella and we saw the Strokes and
01:01:38
then
01:01:38
>> Oh my god. I saw the Strokes and it was
01:01:40
unbelievable. It was the best experience
01:01:42
of my life.
01:01:42
>> And then Bieber was going to go and then
01:01:44
I I went home.
01:01:45
>> What? You missed out?
01:01:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Did you go weekend one or
01:01:48
two?
01:01:48
>> Weekend two.
01:01:49
>> Okay. So, I saw the Strokes weekend one.
01:01:50
I die for the Strokes. I I had the most
01:01:53
fun of my life.
01:01:54
>> Did Bieber do the YouTube video thing
01:01:55
then?
01:01:56
>> Yeah. It was amazing. It was so cool. I
01:01:57
thought it was so cool.
01:01:58
>> Yeah.
01:01:58
>> Who are you friends with? Justin Bieber?
01:02:00
>> No. No.
01:02:01
>> Someone in a band.
01:02:02
>> Well, I had friends with Julian
01:02:03
Kasablancas.
01:02:04
>> Yeah. So, when I was on Matt TV, I
01:02:06
introduced them when they were on Matt
01:02:08
TV. You can see it on
01:02:09
>> Wow.
01:02:10
>> The ladies and gentlemen for their 2003
01:02:11
album,
01:02:12
>> right? And then they came What?
01:02:13
>> For their 2003 album.
01:02:14
>> This is it. Yeah.
01:02:15
>> Yeah. And at what are you looking at?
01:02:17
>> Is this I was about to say I didn't want
01:02:18
to know.
01:02:19
>> And then I got in trouble. Do you know
01:02:20
why? Because I was using drugs then.
01:02:22
>> Yeah.
01:02:23
>> And I had a bowl of drugs on my in my
01:02:25
dressing room.
01:02:26
>> Right. And the guy that was what?
01:02:28
>> What?
01:02:28
>> Yeah.
01:02:29
>> What?
01:02:29
>> So I had a bowl of drugs on my dressing
01:02:30
room and
01:02:32
>> what drug?
01:02:33
>> The guy that was dating Drew Barrymore.
01:02:35
>> Valenci.
01:02:36
>> Yeah. Valency.
01:02:37
>> Who? Let me see.
01:02:37
>> Nick Valenci.
01:02:38
>> Nick Valenci. Yeah. I don't know if I
01:02:40
>> I think I got in trouble because he took
01:02:42
he was supposed to not take and he took
01:02:44
and I think Drew Baronmore complained
01:02:47
and um I got in a little bit of a
01:02:49
trouble I think.
01:02:50
>> Oh, he's handsome. What drugs were that?
01:02:52
>> I I'm a I was a pill head then. So,
01:02:54
Vicodin, Val, um Somas
01:02:58
>> a bowl full of just a mixture of ones,
01:03:01
different sizes, shapes.
01:03:02
>> I love how casually you talk about it.
01:03:04
It's actually very um it's probably very
01:03:06
inspiring for people who are in
01:03:07
recovery.
01:03:07
>> Why? because like it's probably such a
01:03:09
stressful topic for some people and you
01:03:11
make it so tough.
01:03:13
>> Well, I mean I I have an addiction and
01:03:15
it's a disease and it's like you know
01:03:17
I've
01:03:18
what
01:03:21
>> everyone's scared to
01:03:22
>> Yeah. And I you know and so um there's
01:03:25
no shame in it,
01:03:26
>> right? Yeah. No, that's what I'm trying
01:03:27
to say. Congratulating you.
01:03:29
>> Yeah. Oh yeah.
01:03:30
>> I mean Carlos is an active addiction
01:03:31
right now.
01:03:32
>> He's an active
01:03:32
>> You are.
01:03:33
>> Yeah.
01:03:33
>> I mean Yeah.
01:03:35
>> Yeah. For what? I mean
01:03:37
>> everything.
01:03:38
>> This is crazy. I mean, I took Molly at
01:03:40
the strokes and
01:03:40
>> ketamine. Molly.
01:03:42
>> Yeah, I got ketamine into the festival.
01:03:44
>> He had a Bible.
01:03:45
>> Yeah, he had a Bible filled with drugs.
01:03:46
>> Drugs.
01:03:47
>> But like, are you taking it right now?
01:03:49
>> Yeah.
01:03:49
>> No. No. Not before.
01:03:50
>> Not on the show.
01:03:51
>> So, you'll take it like on a weekend
01:03:53
out?
01:03:53
>> Yeah. I'm like,
01:03:54
>> I don't think you're an active
01:03:55
addiction.
01:03:56
>> Thank you, Jake. I
01:03:56
>> Insane.
01:03:58
>> He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
01:03:59
>> Yeah. They saw me on tour like doing a
01:04:01
lot of
01:04:01
>> One time I was Okay. So, we're in
01:04:03
Nashville.
01:04:04
>> Uhhuh. This is such an such an
01:04:05
exaggerated.
01:04:06
>> It's not.
01:04:07
>> It's what I see.
01:04:09
>> Okay. See, what do you see? Tell me.
01:04:11
>> 40%.
01:04:13
>> All right.
01:04:13
>> Excuse you.
01:04:16
>> Excuse you.
01:04:17
>> Yeah. I just want that nasty.
01:04:20
>> That was nasty. Low blow.
01:04:22
>> That was a nasty Asian joke.
01:04:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. The nasty.
01:04:26
>> What did you see in Nashville?
01:04:27
>> Okay. I'm walking down the street. It's
01:04:28
like 3:00 in the morning.
01:04:29
>> Oh my god.
01:04:30
>> Okay.
01:04:30
>> Just got out of taekwond do.
01:04:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I take great
01:04:34
the best taekwond do classes.
01:04:35
>> He takes those at night
01:04:36
>> in in Nashville. Yeah. Late night.
01:04:38
>> Oh, you're serious?
01:04:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:39
>> In the middle of the night.
01:04:40
>> Yeah.
01:04:41
>> Yeah. I'm a purple belt.
01:04:47
>> Okay. What did you see at 3:00 a.m.?
01:04:48
>> It's all purple.
01:04:49
>> So, I'm wearing my, you know, my gear.
01:04:52
You know what I mean? My gear
01:04:53
>> gear gear gear gear. And I have my
01:04:56
purple belt. I have my duffel bag. And
01:04:58
I'm walking down the street just minding
01:05:00
my own business. beat to be specific.
01:05:03
And uh that smelled so bad. I'm so
01:05:05
sorry.
01:05:05
>> You're in it?
01:05:05
>> No. I'm so stressed out about it.
01:05:06
>> I just farted. Did you hear it?
01:05:08
>> I obviously I [ __ ] heard it and I'm
01:05:09
so stressed out.
01:05:10
>> You smell it yet?
01:05:11
>> No.
01:05:11
>> Okay. I'm sorry.
01:05:12
>> It'll make its way.
01:05:13
>> No, it it actually can't. And I need a
01:05:14
fan. Like I'll
01:05:17
>> Please continue. It won't get
01:05:19
>> Oh, you don't fart.
01:05:20
>> No. I mean, look, I just really I really
01:05:22
struggle with smell.
01:05:23
>> Yes, you do. Okay.
01:05:25
>> What?
01:05:26
>> We're looking for a fan.
01:05:26
>> No, no. You guys, he was Yeah, he was
01:05:29
kidding. It's not gonna make it to you.
01:05:31
>> I pray to God.
01:05:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not going to.
01:05:36
>> All right. Go ahead.
01:05:37
>> Anyway, I'm walking downstairs,
01:05:39
etc., etc. And I look down an alleyway
01:05:42
and I see a man making out with to me
01:05:45
looks like a methhead.
01:05:47
>> Yeah.
01:05:48
>> From a distance.
01:05:48
>> Is this real?
01:05:49
>> Yeah, it's real. This is real.
01:05:50
>> And it's Carlos with this girl making
01:05:52
out just on in the alleyway just just
01:05:54
sitting down trash can.
01:05:57
>> I bet against a dumpster. What's so
01:05:58
wrong with that?
01:05:59
>> Rock and roll, man.
01:06:00
>> Rock and roll.
01:06:00
>> Yeah.
01:06:01
>> What's the What's the problem with that?
01:06:03
Were you insinuating drug use?
01:06:05
>> What drugs were you on?
01:06:06
>> And then he came on the bus naked. Half
01:06:08
naked.
01:06:09
>> Are you a tour manager?
01:06:10
>> Yep.
01:06:10
>> Yeah.
01:06:10
>> You remind me a lot of Matt.
01:06:13
>> Oh, okay. I know Nolan, by the way.
01:06:14
You're the producer.
01:06:15
>> You don't know. Shut the [ __ ] up. How do
01:06:17
you know Nolan?
01:06:18
>> He reached out to me and wanted to just
01:06:19
talk. He's a fan of this show.
01:06:21
>> He's awesome. He's awesome.
01:06:23
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:24
>> A lot of people want to talk to you.
01:06:26
>> Yeah. What is that?
01:06:27
>> You know, it's so nice that you go on
01:06:28
their show. Matt refuses to come on my
01:06:30
show.
01:06:32
>> He does.
01:06:32
>> He refuses. Will not. He refuses.
01:06:35
>> Why?
01:06:36
>> I don't know.
01:06:37
>> Okay.
01:06:38
>> I don't know. It's so nice. You are so
01:06:40
You have You have it so lucky. You don't
01:06:41
know how good you have it.
01:06:42
>> We do.
01:06:43
>> I I I just had Matteo Lane on Lane on.
01:06:45
Do you know him?
01:06:46
>> Yes.
01:06:46
>> Yeah. Great guy.
01:06:47
>> Yeah. He's very funny.
01:06:49
>> What? What?
01:06:50
>> You're asking cuz he's gay.
01:06:51
>> Yep.
01:06:52
>> Well, you know what? That felt weird.
01:06:55
You're right. All right. I apologize.
01:06:56
>> I don't care.
01:06:57
>> Well, if you asked, "Hey, do you know
01:06:58
who Ronnie Chang was?" I wouldn't be
01:06:59
offended,
01:07:00
>> right? But I wouldn't ask that.
01:07:01
>> Why? Why wouldn't you ask that?
01:07:02
>> I don't know because I don't
01:07:04
>> Do you know who Ronnie Chang is?
01:07:05
>> Well, I don't know who Ronnie Chang is.
01:07:07
WHO IS THAT?
01:07:09
>> SO, you don't Ronnie Chang is?
01:07:11
>> Oh, yes, I know him.
01:07:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:14
>> Well, I I don't know everyone's [ __ ]
01:07:16
name.
01:07:16
>> Okay. All right.
01:07:20
Okay. All right. My bad. What is your
01:07:23
type of who are you looking for? Because
01:07:25
we've got a lot of fans that might have
01:07:27
not know not familiar with you. They
01:07:29
might be just getting to know you and
01:07:31
now you're opening up some new new
01:07:33
games.
01:07:33
>> You know, I I I think I'm I always say
01:07:36
I'm experiencing the experiences of like
01:07:38
a 16-year-old girl for the first time as
01:07:40
a 26-year-old gay boy.
01:07:42
>> Uhhuh.
01:07:43
>> And so I don't know what my type is. I
01:07:46
think I'm figuring it out.
01:07:47
>> Did you come out later in life?
01:07:48
>> No. What do you think?
01:07:51
That's actually hostile what you said
01:07:54
and and I don't find that appropriate.
01:07:57
>> I came out to my parents when I was 10,
01:08:00
11.
01:08:00
>> Oh, well, I didn't know that.
01:08:02
>> How did you do? How did you do it?
01:08:03
>> How did you do?
01:08:04
>> I walked up to my mom's office.
01:08:06
>> Can you do it in your the 10-year-old
01:08:07
kid back then?
01:08:08
>> I I said I I had like a high pitch
01:08:11
voice.
01:08:12
>> Yeah.
01:08:12
>> Said, "I think I like boys." And then I
01:08:14
asked for a toy.
01:08:15
>> And your parents fully accepted it?
01:08:17
>> Well, yeah, they knew. I was like dress
01:08:19
I was in dresses. No, he's saying, "Were
01:08:20
they supportive?"
01:08:21
>> Of course they were.
01:08:22
>> Okay, that's good.
01:08:23
>> No, you don't. It's not. Of course.
01:08:24
>> It's not. Of course.
01:08:25
>> You never know.
01:08:25
>> Okay. Well,
01:08:26
>> people do go through. We have a lot of
01:08:27
friends who have gone through.
01:08:28
>> This is how it would went with me. Dad,
01:08:31
I'm gay. You peck your bag.
01:08:34
>> You're gay. Are you gay?
01:08:35
>> He's by.
01:08:36
>> You're by.
01:08:37
>> I'm not by
01:08:37
>> big time. I'm not by big time, dude.
01:08:39
>> He's by.
01:08:40
>> Mhm.
01:08:41
>> Who is by?
01:08:41
>> You.
01:08:42
>> I'm not by.
01:08:43
>> Okay.
01:08:43
>> 45%.
01:08:44
>> Have you hooked up with a guy up?
01:08:46
>> Yes.
01:08:47
>> Multiple times?
01:08:48
>> Yes.
01:08:48
>> A couple times. You're by.
01:08:50
No, I was a kid.
01:08:52
>> What do you mean you were a kid?
01:08:53
>> I was in high school. I would get drunk,
01:08:55
>> you know what I mean? And I just blow
01:08:56
guys at a party.
01:08:59
>> What are you full straight?
01:09:01
>> Yeah, you know that.
01:09:02
>> Yeah,
01:09:03
>> you can see that from pretty far away.
01:09:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:06
>> Pick up. Answer. Answer. Answer.
01:09:08
>> Oh my god. Answer.
01:09:09
>> Matt is texting me.
01:09:10
>> Okay.
01:09:11
>> Yeah.
01:09:12
>> You're on Bad Friends.
01:09:14
>> Matt,
01:09:15
>> am I?
01:09:15
>> Yeah, you are. Hey, Matt.
01:09:17
>> Hi, Matt.
01:09:18
>> Hey. What's up, guys?
01:09:19
>> Why'd you text Jake? Why'd you text him?
01:09:22
>> Tell him why you texted me. Tell him
01:09:24
what you are texting me right now.
01:09:27
>> I was just asking if he knew if certain
01:09:29
people were Jewish or not, just off the
01:09:31
top of his head.
01:09:32
>> Why?
01:09:33
>> Why?
01:09:34
>> I'll read you our text. He said to me,
01:09:37
he said to me yesterday at 11 at 4:02
01:09:40
p.m., "Is Anne Hathaway Jewish?" And I
01:09:42
said, "I don't know why."
01:09:43
>> And then he never responded. And then
01:09:45
today at 1:00 p.m., he said, "Do you
01:09:46
know if Meyer Street is?" And then I
01:09:48
said, "I don't think she is. She might
01:09:50
be." Why? What about Jennifer Gardner?
01:09:52
She's a maybe.
01:09:53
>> Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, wait. Why
01:09:54
do you want to know who who's Are you
01:09:57
counting people or something going on?
01:09:59
>> No. I'm just genuinely I'm just curious
01:10:01
if anyone knows just like
01:10:03
>> this is how it starts.
01:10:04
>> Knowledge type.
01:10:05
>> You're running a train company.
01:10:06
>> Yeah. This This is how it starts.
01:10:09
>> My god,
01:10:11
that was nasty. You know, that was
01:10:14
nasty.
01:10:15
>> I don't even know what he said. He said,
01:10:16
"Do you run a train company?"
01:10:19
>> It was an autism joke, I think.
01:10:20
>> No, IT WAS A HOLOCAUST JOKE.
01:10:23
>> YEAH.
01:10:24
>> YEAH.
01:10:24
>> OKAY. GOODBYE.
01:10:26
>> BYE. You just hung up.
01:10:27
>> I love that.
01:10:28
>> I love that.
01:10:30
>> Goodbye.
01:10:31
>> Yeah.
01:10:31
>> Gone.
01:10:31
>> That's not like my normal act.
01:10:33
>> Wouldn't it be a bummer though if he
01:10:34
died moments later?
01:10:36
>> I'd [ __ ] kill myself. Die.
01:10:38
>> You would. You should.
01:10:38
>> He's my best friend.
01:10:39
>> You should say goodbye sweetly.
01:10:41
>> I know. Stop it. I don't like that. I
01:10:43
know. He knows I love him.
01:10:45
>> Cuz our goodbyes is as if I'm never
01:10:47
going to talk to him ever again.
01:10:49
>> Cuz that little sassy thing you just
01:10:50
did.
01:10:50
>> I didn't like it.
01:10:51
>> That's going to be bad for you in the
01:10:52
long run.
01:10:53
>> That's Rosie chick cheek [ __ ] I don't
01:10:55
like it.
01:10:56
>> That's Rosie [ __ ] right there. Sweetie,
01:10:58
you know what? Boom. And
01:11:00
>> our conversations. All right. So, good
01:11:03
set. You had a good set tonight.
01:11:04
>> Yeah, it was pretty fun, man. How
01:11:05
>> It's getting late. Yeah. No, it was
01:11:06
good. Yeah, it's getting late. Um,
01:11:10
I love you.
01:11:11
>> A Is that real? I love you too. Yeah, we
01:11:14
say I love you every time.
01:11:15
>> And then I go good night.
01:11:19
>> He does.
01:11:19
>> Yeah. And what do you say?
01:11:21
>> Night night.
01:11:22
>> A I don't say that. I say okay. Goodbye.
01:11:25
I love you. That's how I end.
01:11:26
>> But that's not how you did.
01:11:27
>> Yeah. Because I'm putting on a show.
01:11:30
>> Okay. Talk about vaudevilian.
01:11:33
>> Yeah. Putting on a show. I always say
01:11:34
every I I can't not say love you. I have
01:11:36
to say love you and I have to hear it
01:11:37
back. It's my OD.
01:11:38
>> Yeah. Did you have fun though or not?
01:11:40
>> I honestly would love to come back. No,
01:11:42
we want you back.
01:11:43
>> Want to come on my show?
01:11:44
>> Oh, we would love to. The flow. The
01:11:45
flow.
01:11:46
>> Really? Yeah.
01:11:46
>> It was pure.
01:11:48
>> It was very real. I walked in, I sat my
01:11:49
ass down, and we started talking.
01:11:51
>> And we just boom.
01:11:52
>> Yeah. This is It's kind of like a barber
01:11:53
shop in here.
01:11:54
>> It It Well, I Yeah, I guess.
01:11:57
>> Salom.
01:11:57
>> I don't think so.
01:11:58
>> Sorry. Well, when you're here, it's a
01:11:59
salon.
01:12:00
>> Salon.
01:12:00
>> It's a salon.
01:12:01
>> Get your hair done.
01:12:02
>> That's You know what? I don't like that.
01:12:04
>> I didn't say more elegant.
01:12:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. He's saying it's nicer.
01:12:08
>> Okay.
01:12:08
>> No, that's not what he was saying.
01:12:09
>> That's not what he was saying.
01:12:10
>> What was he saying? He was saying it's a
01:12:12
salon for me when I go. You guys call it
01:12:13
the barber shop. It's the salon for me.
01:12:15
>> No, I call it the salon, too.
01:12:16
>> Really? Yeah.
01:12:16
>> You are gay.
01:12:21
>> Will you look into that camera and say,
01:12:22
"Thank you for being a bad friend."
01:12:24
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:12:38
Yeah.
01:12:41
Woo.
