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HEY EVERYBODY, YOU GUYS, THE uh Netflix Comedy Festival is arriving festival >> and they gave us the YouTube theater.
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>> Thank you. >> Thank you. 58. >> 58. >> What is that? >> May 8th.
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>> May 8th, we're going to be here in Los Angeles at the YouTube theater, which by
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the way is right next to Sofi. >> We're down there by SoFi. So come see
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The Bad Friends uh for Netflix is a joke fest May 8th in Los Angeles. Bobby Tickets are going fast.
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>> Bobby just announced a ton of new dates. >> I have new This is my last tour for 3
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years. Yeah, you got to do you got >> Yeah. So, I'm going to I'm doing this
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run and I'm not going to go out for like two or three years until I have a new
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hour. >> If you want to see Bobby, you better go see him on the final tour. He's going to
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be all over the country and even down. >> Uh June 28th, by the way, I'm going to
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be at Delmare, San Diego, dude. June 28th, two shows. And July 24th, I'll be
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in St. Charles, Missouri. So, June 28th, San Diego, go to badfriendod.com to come see us. May 8th at the YouTube
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theater. Go to bobbylee.live live and go to and.com to come see us. >> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> You two or something. >> We're bad friends. >> Oh my god. It's so weird to be back in
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the studio and hearing. >> How you doing? >> How you doing? >> How you doing?
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>> Tony bag of donuts. >> You're you're Tony. >> Yeah.
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>> Bag of donuts. >> I'm Tony bag of donuts. >> I'm Jimmy Small Eyes.
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>> Tony Bag of Donuts. How you doing? I'm from Brooklyn. >> I know somebody
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>> What are we doing here? >> I know somebody who knows somebody who
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make it so you don't know nobody. >> Yeah. You know, >> you do. >> Oh.
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>> Whoa. >> Oh. >> You You look like my cousin Aisha. >> Tonnie.
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>> Tony. >> Tony. Tonnie. >> Is that your name? >> My name's Tony.
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>> Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. How you doing? >> Tony. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're from I'm from
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Brooklyn. Where you from? >> New York. >> New York. How you doing, New York? All
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All you New Yorkers out there, how you doing? >> And to get more comedy like this.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Go to our Patreon. >> Please go. >> WE'RE IN A WAR.
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>> WE'RE IN A WAR. >> We're in a war. >> I I'll say this to the fans. I want to
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thank all the fans that have bought tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix is a joke festival.
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>> All 12 of you. And let me say this. >> It's it's it's undersold.
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>> It's undersold. Yeah. >> Let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego.
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>> Yeah. Let's hurry. Let's hurt it. Let's hurt it real bad. >> I think it's under 40%.
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>> Is it under 40%? Really? >> I think so. >> Yeah. >> Is the blue good?
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>> Blue is bad. >> Blue is bad. >> Blue is all the people that have not
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bought >> the tickets. So, when is this? >> It's in a month. >> Well, we'll pump it.
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>> I hope so, cuz it's >> Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it. >> Hey guys. Yeah, we're going to start
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pumping it. >> You going to pump it? Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it.
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>> God, look at that. That's bad. We're competing against so many people.
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>> Who else is Google? Who else is performing for Netflix as a joke on May
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8th? It says John Melany, uh, Jelly Roll and Andrew Souls of the Greek. We are at the YouTube theater.
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Matt Refe is at the Hollywood Bowl. Stampton, our boy Zack Zucker, uh, Ronnie Hassan Minaj and Ronnie Chang at
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the Dolby Theater. >> Yeah, I mean, you guys are like the 10th most famous.
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Dude, >> first of all, we're fourth on the list. >> We're We We are fourth on the list.
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>> So, it goes Melany, Schultz, and Jelly Roll. >> Yeah. >> And then us. We're third.
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>> We're third. >> Third. You guys are third. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> That's what I meant. >> No, that's not what you meant. >> No, I meant
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>> What you meant is that you want to get fired. >> That's what you meant.
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>> And by the way, we're above Matt Refe at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger.
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And I bet he sold it out already. >> You already sold it out. >> You already sold the Hollywood Bowl.
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>> I want to apologize real quick if I if I may. >> I also was Oh, what?
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>> I want to apologize to you. to me >> if I may. >> Yeah, please. What happened?
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>> Um, today I was doing what I describe as Netherworld farts >> honestly.
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>> Yeah, it was like ball the demon. Did you smell a mone? >> Yeah. >> You walked away one time.
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>> It bo It bothered me >> like it was crazy. >> It was one of those farts that lingered.
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I'll tell you this right now. From Brooklyn. They lingered. And my point is is this. I felt so bad. I I and I kept
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apologizing. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. >> My fear was that if the guests smell
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that, they're going to be upset. >> And you know what happened? Huh? I
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>> You held it in. >> I closed the straight of Hormuz. >> You know, I closed it. I'm charging a
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toll. Okay. >> I'll tell you something. There won't be any gas coming out of there for a long
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time. We >> Let me tell you right now. The Irene regime >> closed off the straight of
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>> Yeah. Yeah. We control the straight of Harmuzu. And you really did control it.
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>> Yeah, we do control. So I I closed it up like hormuse and the only thing that's
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getting in it in is a little fertilizer and some helium. >> Yeah, maybe a little oil. But my point
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is is that those are the uh things that are being um you know what I mean? >> Yeah. The guys
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>> 20 30% of uh helium comes from that um area if you don't know. >> Hell yeah.
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>> You mean how do what do we make out of helium? Chips. Computer chips. >> Balloons. And well for yeah
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>> balloons for birthday parties. >> Yeah, >> you got to have helium for balloons.
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>> I understand that. >> And for whippid tanks at jam shows. >> I understand that. But the
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>> I love whippids, dude. >> I know you do. >> It's so fun.
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>> They're fun. But anyway, um so the chips are very important. And then fertilizer
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like 20 30% of the fertilizer go through goes through there. >> Well, we just start pooping outside.
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Start growing your own crops. Poop in your own yard. >> Yeah. So you know, that's how I'm going
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to make my potatoes. >> Yeah. Yeah. What's >> your problem? You had a week off cuz we
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were filming and and now you feel good. >> Yes. >> What did you do in your week off while
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we were while we were shooting the Bad Game Show? >> I worked so hard for you guys.
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>> No, you didn't. No, you didn't. [ __ ] You're pitching your zombie movie.
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>> Andrew called me. He say we can do the movie. >> Yeah. Yeah. Next September. Are you guys
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available? And then a week before You [ __ ] >> WELL, DON'T [ __ ] WITH ME, YOU [ __ ] ALL
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RIGHT, >> you're setting yourself up. >> It's a two-way street, dude. The street
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is closed. >> Straight is closed. >> It is [ __ ] close to Spain. You You
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know what's so funny? You're getting angry. >> I was resentful all week.
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>> Oh. Oh, you know what? Let's hash IT OUT. >> YEAH. YEAH. OKAY.
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>> GOOD. >> OH, YEAH. HEY, you want to go back in the >> Let's go back.
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>> Let's go back. >> Yeah. >> What do you think? >> Hey,
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>> what do you think? What do you think? >> Why were you resentful? >> Yeah. Why? Why?
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>> Because your lack of inclusion. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Maybe. >> Well, here's the thing.
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>> Could Did you want to be an executive producer for decision-making purposes?
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>> No. No. I'm just joking. >> No, you're not. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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No. You're not. >> Once you start a war, you're in a quagmire. >> Yeah.
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>> All right. And it's impossible to get out. >> Giggity. Okay. So, we're in what they
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call a quagmire. >> Giggity? >> Yeah. Yeah. Giggity. Yeah. >> What does giggity mean?
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>> The fans will get it. >> Yeah. Really? >> Quagmire from Family Guy says giggity a
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lot. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. You never seen Family Guy? >> I thought it was like a giddy. Yep. Yay.
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Like in Die Hard or something. >> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Let me tell you. >> So, um >> I want you to be honest with us.
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>> Yeah. Get honest. We're in a quag quagmire. Quagmire now. Gety >> and u
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and it's going to be very difficult to get out. Okay. Mhm. >> So, what is your um plan? Let's
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negotiate. >> Okay. >> Okay. Do you have a 10-p part plan or a 15-part plan?
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>> My plan is so long. Wait a second. >> Okay. All right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> You did come by. >> Yeah, >> I did. >> And we thought about putting you in a
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bit, but there wasn't anything cooking. >> Yeah, >> there was nothing cooking in the
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kitchen. Carlos was in a bit. >> I know. >> And McCone did a lot of >> He was in a bit, but here's my Can I
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just tell you my problem, right? Apparently, I had was told that Carlos was gonna be a runner.
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>> Oh god. >> Just let Can I finish my resentment? >> Dude, you know what? You know what,
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dude? >> No. >> You weren't here. I came here before you. >> What do you mean?
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>> I was here in the building before you. >> There was an incident. >> There was an incident.
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>> I know. Okay. What happened? >> I know. I wasn't. >> Why'd you shave your mustache?
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>> Huh? >> Why'd you shave your mustache? >> Love on the spectrum. Focus.
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>> Okay. Anyway, >> did I >> Okay, >> I had to get rid of it.
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It's a good bit. Yes. All right. So, here's the deal. Okay. Um, we had an incident today where he
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got he kind of snapped at me and you guys were witness to it >> for no reason at all.
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>> Right. And so, I just saw it again a little bit. Right. So, I'm just telling
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you my side of the story. >> Yeah. >> And then, you know, I mean, we can
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you're part of the you know >> what happened. >> Yeah. What happened? What
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>> What happened? I had to take a picture of his driver's license for his
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assistant. >> No, no, not not today. But the runner part. >> Oh god. Dude, I'm one of the producers
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of one of the most successful podcasts in America. And you think I'm gonna get
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you poito Moss when Postmates exists? >> That's crazy. And you had PAs there.
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>> Enjoy your tour. >> You're my tour manager. I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this the attitude
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you're going to bring on the tour? >> No, I'll change it up. I swear to God
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because this is the attitude. >> No, it's a different molecule. >> No bueno.
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>> Okay. No bueno. >> No. Good. Please. >> Yeah. >> Thank you.
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>> Is that what it means? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Different chemistry on the road.
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>> It is. >> Yeah. There'll be different people, different players.
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>> Because if I get this on the [ __ ] row, let me tell you, >> Johnny's not going to be happy.
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>> Yeah. Jimmy's >> Johnny >> Jimmy Small Eyes ain't going to be happy.
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Jimmy Small Eyes is not going to be happy. >> Yeah. >> You know, but I'll tell you this
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>> cuz we we we've been shooting this other thing you guys will know about in the
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future. >> The Bad Game Show. We've talked about it a little bit. >> Yeah. So, we shot the game bad game
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show. It's really great. And I'll tell you this, McCone, this is the first time
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we worked together where you didn't annoy me at all. >> I I'll say it felt really good for our
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relationship. No lie. >> Yeah. And where do you think that came from? >> Well, other than the first day when I
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said I didn't like Project Hail Mary that much. Okay. But after we moved after we moved on from that, we were
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really good. >> I think it had a lot to do with that he had a job to focus on and not bother
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you. >> I have another ball fart. >> Don't. >> Yeah. >> Please.
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>> Oh my god. >> It's a ball fart. >> Sounded wet. >> It's wet. It's dry. It's everything.
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Yeah. It's all the stuff that comes through the straight. >> Feels so naked without my beard.
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>> You look so good. >> No, it's terrible. >> You can barely even notice. Really?
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>> I got I got to go. Somebody can you Amazon me a >> Oh my god. I'm so sorry, dude. It's
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going to drift your way. >> I know. >> Yeah. >> Will you get on Amazon order me a top
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lip, please? >> Yeah, it's funny. >> Look at the lack of upper lip on a
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white. Good god, do I need a beard. Yeah, >> I have no lip. >> No, but your lips are good. What's going
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on? >> Oh, the for the fart. Yeah, I think so. >> No, no, no. Cuz a candle will just be a
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hot pumpkin fart then. >> Yeah, but you want a flavor to it. >> There's a bunch of flavor.
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>> Yeah, but not good ones. >> Well, I mean, it depends on what you ate.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, >> you know when I So, I went to Hawaii for 10 days. I don't know if you know, you
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know, >> we didn't notice. >> See, you're doing you want Let's
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negotiate. >> I feel like this is what happens when you don't negotiate and you move on.
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>> Yeah. >> It comes back into resentment. >> Resentment. Yeah. Yeah. You You want me
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to dig into you? >> No. >> Okay. >> Cuz I won't I would never.
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>> I know. >> I would What's up, Carlos? >> Are you looking at me right now? I
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couldn't even tell. You have the Scorsesei glasses on. >> I think here's the problem. You You
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walked in with hot energy. What happened? You had to take a picture of his license.
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>> Oh, yeah. And I don't know why I snapped at him. It was just kind of like
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>> Why did you What did you say? >> I don't remember. I blacked out.
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>> Hello. >> Oh, yeah. That's what That's what I said. >> No, this is all No, it's all
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exaggeration. Just >> let me let me just the recounting of the [ __ ] Dublin story. You added f-words
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to it when if you were really there and like were telling the truth, you'd know
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that what I did wasn't that bad. It was so not bad that Andrew was in the room
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4T from me and he didn't even [ __ ] remember it. >> I did not remember
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>> you. He wasn't in the room when that happened. >> He was No. No. Mone. Look at Mone
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shaking his head. >> I was there and I remember it. >> No. No. Mone. You know he wasn't there,
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right? >> No. I was to my right and I yelled at you. >> No. Oh my god, dude. This is What do
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they call this? >> Gaslighting. Gas lighting. >> Except it's not gaslighting.
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>> Yeah, you're gaslighting me, dude. >> No, I'm not, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't want this
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energy, gaslighting energy, right, into my tour. That's number one. Number two,
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Andrew was not there when you snapped. I was there early. Okay. And you know this. And just be honest. Please tell
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the people you're honest. >> No, I'm remembering it. Why would I lie?
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Like, >> why would I lie? I remember Andrew there. >> Mone. >> I remember Andrew saying he wasn't
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there, but Fancy was there. Was Andrew there? >> No, he wasn't. >> Yeah, he wasn't there.
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>> I hallucinated them then. I'm sorry. It flashbacks, dude. It happens. I can see
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Andrew. Okay. Anyway, so you did. So, so this is what happened. Andrew, then if I
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may, then >> I wasn't there. >> You weren't there, right? If I
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>> I just don't remember stuff. >> I know you don't. So, this is I'll
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reenact it if if I may. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? >> I you know, you know, I'm not much of an
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actor. I've been in something some great actor. Yeah. Yeah. So, this is exactly
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what happened. >> Hello there. What? I'm just a lie. Yeah. All right. What the [ __ ] is
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>> Carlos? What's wrong? >> Is that you playing me? >> I I
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>> guess. >> What's going on? >> Well, no, I'm playing
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>> Who are you playing? >> Um, you I'm trying to focus on the story.
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>> I was playing both parts. >> Oh, sorry. >> Well, you have to say you're going to be
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>> Well, I did the first part and then what the [ __ ] is that? >> Michael B. Jordan.
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>> I want to be Michael B. Jordan. >> Michael Jordan. >> I'm playing two parts.
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>> Okay, go ahead. That's Michael B. Jordan. I'm gonna close my eyes and
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listen. Go ahead. Hello there. >> That's Bobby, >> right? Yeah. >> What the [ __ ] I just
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>> That's Carlos. >> Yes. I go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the
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problem?" He goes, "I'm sorry. I don't know why I just did that." Something
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like that. >> Yeah, that that's an accurate scene. >> Okay, good.
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>> Yeah, >> that that's it. >> I think I hallucinate sometimes.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So, >> that didn't sound that bad. >> It's bad when you say hello there.
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>> Right. You know, I mean, I don't think it's an appropriate response to hello there
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>> when somebody snaps on you. >> Yeah. Like for instance, I'm Trump. No,
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you be Trump. >> Okay. >> All right. And I'm um the new uh I'm
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Mojaba. Um >> Oh, Ganahan. No, >> no. Mojaba, the new Ayatollah. >> Oh, I thought it was Mocha Ganahan.
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>> Yeah. No, no. >> Okay. >> Just say hello there as as Trump and
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I'll >> Hello there. I understand. >> Oh, I see. >> He would understand.
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>> He would understand. >> He'd be understanding. >> Oh, well then it's my bad.
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>> I'm sorry. >> All right. Go ahead, fans. Air out your grievance with me.
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>> Yeah. Go ahead. Okay. I'm going to tell you the relationship that that's going
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on right now, and I'm [ __ ] tired of it. >> Okay. >> Okay. I'm really am tired of it.
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>> I know. Get it out. >> And let's just get I need to get it out.
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Right. >> These guys are so petrified of you. >> Mhm. >> Right. that all their aggression,
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all their resentment, you know, all their, you know what I mean, rage >> comes to me.
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>> That's true, >> right? Cuz they're so scared of you. So, I get double,
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>> you know what I mean? >> Wow. That's accurate. >> I think I I honestly think that's what's
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going on here. Yeah. You guys are petrified of him because you are the alpha. >> Okay.
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>> Oh, don't you're acting beta right now. is [ __ ] >> Well, I'm sorry. You know what? I'm I'm
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sorry. I'll say this then. I apologize to everybody in the booth for all the
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opportunities and things that I have for you. >> I love it. No, I'm sorry for going out
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of my way more times than not to make sure every one of you, all three of you, is taken care of physically,
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financially, and emotionally when you get calls and texts from me, checking in, making sure things are good, making
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sure you're happy and satisfied, making sure that I put you first, checking in,
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scheduling, rescheduling, reshaping as much as I can to fit everybody else. I apologize.
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>> And what do you do, Bobby? >> No. I apologize. I'm no longer going to
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do any of that stuff. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. that see what you're doing.
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He says that and then you go to me. This is a perfect [ __ ] >> example >> example of what is going on. The
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dynamics, right? He says that, right? You're scared and then WHAT ABOUT ME? >> I'M AGREEING WITH YOU.
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>> All right. So, what about me? Go ahead. >> What did you do for us?
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>> What? I show up. >> Thank you. >> I I You know what? I appreciate you
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guys. You know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got to get this out. I'm so I'm so
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sorry. I'm so sorry. Right. All right. Never mind. Never mind. >> Okay.
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>> Because it's it's going to spiral into a it's going to spiral into the abyss and
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we don't want that. >> No. >> Cuz we're a family. You know what I
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mean? This is a family squabble, right? And at some point, somebody has to draw the line.
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>> One second. Let me >> Yeah. I'm going to draw the What are you
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doing? >> I was just going to block their numbers real fast. >> Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. See, that's what
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I'm saying. >> I'm doing it right. I'm doing it right now. All three of you are going to get
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blocked right now. >> Yeah. >> Andreas, look at this. I'll show I'll
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show the camera. I'm going to do it. >> I don't want you guys to call me to
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reach out. >> I was going to say something so mean. I'm so I can't do it, though.
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>> What is it? >> No, I can't. >> Do it. >> No, it's not. It's going to land mean. I
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I'll do it later. >> It'll go ahead. Who's it mean to? Me? >> No, it's not to you.
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>> Oh, say it. >> It's to the booth. No, >> go ahead. Well, because it I should have
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done it when your rant on top of your rant, right? I think the timing is wrong now.
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>> Andreas Ro Sunday. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You will not receive phone calls, email
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or FaceTime. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Block contact. >> Block contact.
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>> Andreas blocked. >> Yeah. Blocked. You're blocked. >> One by one.
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>> One by one >> because you guys decided that that was fun to do. That whole thing.
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>> I think McCone's cool though. McCone wasn't doing anything. He's just in the
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back. >> He's he's Belgium or whatever. Mone McCon Corkery video lad. He's still
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saved as video lad in my phone. >> Yeah, >> video lad. >> Blocked.
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>> Blocked. Wow. In your face. Mone. You're blocked. >> Oh, you guys are blocked. So,
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>> you're all blocked. >> So, honestly, weight off my shoulders.
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>> Sorry, you guys. So, I apologize for everything that I've done for you guys.
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So, I I really do apologize. I will no longer be reaching out or contacting anybody.
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>> Hope that feels good cuz I feel [ __ ] great. That's a relief off my [ __ ]
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shoulder. I feel fantastic now. >> I feel relieved, too. I feel relieved, too. You can still text me because I
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will not block you. >> Just won't answer. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I just don't answer. It's almost
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as if you are blocked the way I respond, >> right? >> We know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's my thing
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with everybody, you know what I mean? Unless it's important like, "Hey, my
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knee fell off." >> Yeah. >> Or whatever. You know what I mean? You
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know what I mean? I'm getting eye trembles or whatever. I I'm like I'll
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call them. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You mean but when it comes to like what are you doing today?
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>> I don't respond to those. >> CLA CLA is a flexible way to manage
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affected you? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Sad inside. >> Well, no. Well, you're sat on the
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outside cuz you're projecting it right now. I can see it. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> But this is what happens. >> You want to dance with the devil in the
00:23:06
pale moonlight? >> No, we don't. >> No, you did. Where did that come from?
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>> Huh? >> Batman. >> Dance with the devil in the pale blue night. Where did that come from?
00:23:14
>> Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Batman. >> Which Batman?
00:23:17
>> Batman one >> with Jack Nicholson. >> Yeah, >> that's what he said.
00:23:20
>> You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? >> That's a great line.
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>> It's one of the best lines I think in a movie. >> I watched Fletch last last night. Tried
00:23:26
to re I rewatched Fletch. >> Chevy Chase. >> Incredible. >> You know, the movie's absolutely
00:23:33
atrocious, but man, is he [ __ ] fantastic. And this is the proof that you could carry a movie if you were just
00:23:38
a character that was easy to watch. >> Yeah. >> He was so good. >> Yeah.
00:23:43
>> It's a shame that he This is hard to say because you know we have family
00:23:48
connections. >> Sure. >> With Chvy. >> Yeah. What are you going to say?
00:23:51
>> Well, I'm saying it's a shame that his personality offstage is the way it is.
00:23:58
>> Hasn't been to me, but I >> No, he's kind to me, too. It's what you
00:24:01
read online and the documentary, I guess, that came out. >> Who knows? Who knows? Chevy is super
00:24:06
sweet to me, but it's like >> it's all subjective. >> It's all subject. You know what, dude?
00:24:10
And I think that's the lesson that we're learning. Everything's subject
00:24:13
subjective. >> Our relationship is sub subjective. >> The movie's filled with so many gaps.
00:24:17
Like so many just heavy gaps of nonsense. >> It's like a double crossia movie and you
00:24:23
it's just not it. But it's so funny. >> As a kid though, I thought it was genius
00:24:27
>> cuz he's he's brilliant. >> He's brilliant. >> Yeah. But the film Three Amigos.
00:24:32
>> Well, probably one of the best movies. That's a great story. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like a
00:24:36
>> when he was playing guitar, the Chevy Chase and singing that song. >> Yes.
00:24:39
>> Yeah. It was so funny. What was your problem with uh Project Hail Mary?
00:24:43
>> Yeah. What What did you not like about it? >> I just earlier in the day I saw
00:24:48
Rosemary's Baby for the first time and it's just >> not a good combination of movies.
00:24:52
>> I know, but that's just a far superior movie. >> Well, they have they have nothing to do
00:24:56
with they're not even remotely in the same category of film. >> I said it was fun. Ryan Gosling was fun.
00:25:01
I said if I was 10 that would probably be like my favorite movie. >> 10. >> If I was like I was like a little boy.
00:25:06
>> If you were a child. >> Yeah. >> So you're saying people that like it are
00:25:09
childlike? >> I'm surpris I'm happy people are going to the theaters. Gosling is great. The
00:25:14
lady who was in Anatomy of a Fall was very funny and fantastic. I saw with Carlos actually.
00:25:18
>> What did you think about Carlos? >> I loved it. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:20
>> Carlos is still upset about the block call. You can see it in his >> psych makes my job real.
00:25:25
>> My brother Steve have to go to your house now. My brother Steve I made see
00:25:29
it and he said he cried three times. >> Seriously? >> Yeah. I I teared up a couple times in
00:25:35
that movie. >> Did you, Andreas? >> I didn't tear up, but I loved it. It has
00:25:40
this ET. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, it reminded me of an early Spielberg movie. It had this like
00:25:46
>> with none of the Spielberg sauce. >> God damn. We had a good week, huh?
00:25:53
>> It's over now. >> I think it's over now. Wow. Wow. This is what This is what you didn't
00:25:59
bring this week and now you're bringing it here. >> Yeah. None of the Spielberg sauce.
00:26:03
>> No, I'm going to see it. I want to see the >> Yeah. Yeah. I think the sauce is all
00:26:07
over that sucker. >> Yeah. Yeah. Too much sauce, I believe. >> If you ever go to Crocker Barrel, too
00:26:12
much [ __ ] gravy on the biscuits. >> And that's Hail Mary, basically.
00:26:15
>> Yeah. >> Too a lot of gravy. >> Yeah. And it's really good. And what
00:26:18
what I want to say about it is I thought it was the perfect movie. I really did. It had humor, adventurism.
00:26:26
It had >> heart. >> Heart. Real deep heart. It was about friendship. It was about bravery. You I
00:26:33
mean all the things that you want to instill into >> Wait, I just remembered McCone said that
00:26:37
you like this movie because you think you're Ryan Gosling in it. That's >> I did see because Yeah. You texted me
00:26:44
and Carlos earlier in the day and you're like, "You have to go see it. It's
00:26:46
amazing." Then we went there and I'm like, "Oh, Bobby sees himself."
00:26:50
>> Yeah. That just >> on a in a on a spaceship wait cuz you're a loner.
00:26:57
>> No alone in his house. >> THAT IS [ __ ] [ __ ] >> DID I say that
00:27:03
>> to save the universe? >> Did I say that? >> No, but you said it was amazing and we
00:27:06
got out. I'm like, "OH, BOBBY SEASON." >> NO, NO, NO. I WATCH ANYBODY THAT'S SEEN
00:27:10
that movie. They're like, "This is a [ __ ] amazing movie." No one walks out
00:27:14
of the movie, "Oh, that was me." Anyway, um, yeah, I thought that Project Hail
00:27:18
Mary was a a perfect movie. >> It had heart, you know what I mean? It was well shot. I thought Ryan Gosling
00:27:25
was extremely funny in it. And his his crying scenes seemed very real. And um, it had everything.
00:27:33
>> Guy's got an Oscar. >> What? >> Guy's got an Oscar.
00:27:37
>> Yeah, he's very talented, that man. >> By way of if the movie gets an Oscar, don't don't
00:27:42
you think you get an Oscar? Isn't that kind of how your brain works? If a film
00:27:47
wins an Otter, you don't think like the lead actors in it get us get you just
00:27:51
say in your mind like, "I want it." >> Are you starting an argument with
00:27:54
yourself? >> They're not. They're >> What are you doing right now?
00:27:58
>> Is Michael B. Jordan now? >> Yeah. Playing both sides. >> Oh, you are?
00:28:02
>> No. The guys were like going like this like, "Well, maybe." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:06
>> If you are in a movie that wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar. >> Yeah. He also produced
00:28:11
>> You don't think so? >> No. Did he? What did he If you're like
00:28:15
an actor and you won one for acting and yeah, you won an Oscar. >> If the movie that you star in wins an
00:28:21
Oscar, you won an Oscar. >> It's him and [ __ ] what's her name? >> Emma Stone.
00:28:27
>> That's it. It's They won an Oscar. It's their movie. >> She won.
00:28:32
>> Okay. >> Mone. I want to say something to you. >> Well, you'll never win a [ __ ] Oscar.
00:28:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. That not only do one want to say that. That's very good. True point.
00:28:39
>> Thank you. >> That's very true. >> But I want to ask you this. Okay.
00:28:43
>> Uh-huh. >> You act like Okay. So, you went to film school? >> Yeah.
00:28:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want to be a director? >> Yeah. >> You act as if you directed something
00:28:50
before. >> Ooh, I like that. >> You know what I mean? >> You dress for the job you want.
00:28:56
>> You dress like [ __ ] >> Do you want to be a garbage man? >> You look like the guy I call to come
00:29:04
wrangle a loose animal near my house. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want that job?
00:29:08
>> Yeah. That's Yeah, that's who you >> or the guy that cleans up roadkill.
00:29:11
There's a guy that actually does that. That's him. That's You want to That's
00:29:14
what you're dressed like. >> Look up local roadkill pickup guys. Los Angeles.
00:29:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's somehow going to take us to a gay
00:29:20
porn site. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's you. >> Stinky >> mone.
00:29:24
>> That's you. >> That looks like a Tim Robinson sketch. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:28
>> What a terrible job. >> Picking up dead [ __ ] >> Yeah. Dead animals. How much would you
00:29:33
have to get paid to do that job? >> I mean, that's Look at that. That's a
00:29:35
treacherous gig. Like roadside uh gear and stuff like that. I'd have to get at
00:29:38
least $50 an hour >> for sure. >> For sure. Right. >> Well, it's
00:29:42
>> and insurance, the whole package, right? Because it just would be I love animals,
00:29:47
too. >> And you know, you have to take it home at night. You can't You just have to
00:29:50
take them all back to your house. >> What do you mean? >> They take them back to their house. When
00:29:53
we call the raccoon guy to come, you know, the guy You know who a raccoon guy is?
00:29:57
>> No, I don't know who raccoon guy is. >> Picture it in your mind. The guy that
00:30:00
sets up traps in the back of my house to catch raccoons. You know what he looks like?
00:30:03
>> He's got two black eyes. >> He does. He looked like a raccoon.
00:30:07
>> He did. >> He was amazing, this guy. But he >> he looks like he has a bandit mask on.
00:30:14
>> But he we we c every night we caught a cat. >> No, >> every night we caught a cat. Wow.
00:30:19
>> Well, cuz you put you put food in there and then cats jump the fences and then
00:30:22
they get in and they eat it. Every night we catch a cat. And he's like, "Sometimes I keep the cats." I was like,
00:30:27
"All right." I mean, that's somebody's cat. >> When I went when when I went to Hawaii,
00:30:30
we went to the cat cafe. I always go to the cat cafe when I'm there. >> I've been to one in Japan. I It was
00:30:35
fine. >> Yeah. Yeah, but the ones in Japan, and I don't want to rip on them, right? They
00:30:39
don't treat them well. >> That's why I liked it. >> I see. I see.
00:30:44
>> They do. They do not treat them well. >> They don't treat them well. Um I heard a
00:30:47
horror story from a Japanese I don't I was to say what name of the Japanese um
00:30:51
cat cafe, but one of the cats had a um sore tooth and they just yanked the tooth with no anesthesia and stuff, you
00:30:59
know, that kind of thing. >> Yeah. >> But then when I went So um apparently
00:31:01
there's um a lot of wild cats in Hawaii. Oh yeah. >> But you know what's even more dogs and a
00:31:09
lot of pit bulls. >> But we Why? >> I don't know why, but there's a lot of
00:31:12
pit bulls in Aahu just in the forest just running around. >> I bet there's more pit bulls wild in Los
00:31:18
Angeles. This city is like number one. >> Well, let's make a bet. >> Hawaii or Los Angeles.
00:31:22
>> Los Angeles. >> I say Hawaii. Aahu. Let's Let's do it. >> Who has more loose pit bulls?
00:31:28
>> Yeah. >> Well, it's got to be uh homeless. Look at that. What does that say there? The
00:31:34
Los Angeles uh area faces a critical overpopul of pit bulls. These dogs make it up to 40% of the population in some
00:31:39
shelters. That's almost half of every shelter is filled with >> in the in the wild. And where's Oahu?
00:31:44
Nothing. >> This estimates over 200 pit bulls are euthanized every single day in Los
00:31:48
Angeles. >> Nothing on Oahu. >> No, no, you can. But you think it's more
00:31:51
than 200 a day get euthanized? >> No, they let them free in the forest cuz
00:31:56
they're not that way. >> They got to start killing some of them. >> No, no, no, no. I want them free. So,
00:31:59
let's see. Is there a Maybe I'm wrong. The cat lady told me this from the cat
00:32:04
cafe. >> Yeah, pitull's highly prevalent and pitle terrorist mix is comprised of over
00:32:08
15% of shelter intakes. We're 40%. >> Okay. >> Doesn't give us numbers though.
00:32:13
>> Yeah, it doesn't give us numbers. And I believe that the >> How many pit bulls are euthanized every
00:32:16
day in Hawaii? >> They don't euthanize them. They let them run free in the [ __ ] jungles.
00:32:21
>> They got to do some of that. Some of them got to be euthanized. >> Why are you googling this?
00:32:27
>> I want to see it. >> Why are you googling this? >> Googling. It's actually not that bad.
00:32:33
They got 125 a month. It's nothing. >> Yeah, cuz the rest of them are >> They don't let them out like
00:32:39
willy-nilly. They're not like go to the forest. They're on in the forest by
00:32:43
themselves. Like the shelter didn't really >> see the energy. >> I like it. Do you see the energy just
00:32:49
now? >> Oh, I'm sorry talking to you like you're an equal. >> I love how Bobby goes. Bobby goes, they
00:32:55
don't euthanize them. Some local facilities in Hawaii have reported high euthanasia rates for dogs with one
00:33:00
facility in 2023, a couple years ago. Reports showing a 52.7% rate of euthanasia. Yes, they are.
00:33:08
They're doing it. Half of the dogs are getting >> Okay. Well, all right. I want to say
00:33:14
this then. If I've man to defend myself, >> you're the greatest form of You're the
00:33:18
greatest confident no nothing guy. >> You'll say it and proof. >> I relay. I I'll tell you I'll tell you a
00:33:26
story. >> Yeah. >> All right. I'll tell you a story. All right. So, I relay, you know what I
00:33:30
mean? If So, I I went to the cat cafe in Hawaii, right? And the lady that's there
00:33:35
in gospel, whatever one person, she she's like, >> "Yeah, we really a bad cat problem
00:33:40
here." And I'm like, "Oh, tell me more because I love cats." >> Yeah.
00:33:43
>> You know what I mean? She's like, "There's just not enough cat
00:33:45
sanctuaries." And in my mind, I'm like, "That's I've always wanted one."
00:33:48
>> Right. >> So, in my mind, how much proper do you need to have a cat sanctu sanctuary? And
00:33:52
I I honestly believe that I will have one one day in Hawaii. >> You should.
00:33:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Right. But then she goes, "There's a real big pitbull problem."
00:33:59
>> Then in my mind, I was like, "What the [ __ ] I've never seen a pitbull walking
00:34:02
around." Wiki, they're wild. >> Yeah. Right. Oh, they're just in the
00:34:07
jungles and stuff like that. There's a lot of them. You know what I mean? But
00:34:11
they're super sweet if you go up to them. And I'm like, "Okay." And she's
00:34:14
like, "It's more than most places in the world." >> And you took that as gospel.
00:34:18
>> And I took that as gospel. >> She lives on an island. She's an idiot.
00:34:20
Like, >> okay, that's okay. See, that's the energy. >> Just calm down.
00:34:24
>> It's crazy. >> You think everyone that lives on an island is an idiot?
00:34:26
>> Yeah, >> they're not. Yeah, they're not close to mainland, so they don't know as many
00:34:30
things. >> Too much water. I mean, >> too much water. >> Yeah,
00:34:34
>> you can't trust these people. There's way too much water. >> Yeah,
00:34:37
>> that's insane. That's a insane way to think, Carlos. Crazy. You'd have been
00:34:42
proud of me. Did I even tell you when I went to Lai? I went to a cat sanctuary. >> Yeah. What? When I went to Lai, the
00:34:48
island of Lai, >> I said you'd have been proud of me. >> You love you love that.
00:34:56
>> Harder. >> What a good guy. >> Everyone clap. What a Say good guy.
00:35:05
Good. Everyone, good guy. Good guy. >> Tell us more. >> No, I just saying you'd be proud of me
00:35:13
cuz >> I am very proud of you. >> Donated a lot of money. Yeah, I'm very
00:35:16
popular for the cat sanctuary. I thought it was a nice thing that they were doing.
00:35:19
>> Yeah, >> but I do like that. I like that he eggs you guys on. >> Yeah.
00:35:22
>> I also like that you're all blocked in my phone still. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:25
>> Now, you'd be laughing about it tonight. >> Yeah. You'd be laughing.
00:35:28
>> You [ __ ] are going to get home. >> You'd be goofing. You'd be laughing
00:35:30
>> and they're going to get home >> and they're going to text me.
00:35:32
>> They're going to text me >> and it's going to go green and they're
00:35:34
going to be like, "Damn, is he real? How long will this bit last? We'll find
00:35:37
out." >> Yeah. >> Won't we guys? >> Mhm. >> Yeah. You got to be a little quiet
00:35:41
there, huh? >> You know what I did? You know, >> we'll see how that lasts.
00:35:44
>> The scroll that I'm seeing. >> Yeah. I'm digging in on that bit. I'm
00:35:46
digging in deep on that bit. I'm going to make it real hard. >> All right, let Can we move on to
00:35:51
something else? >> No, I just want to let it sit for >> Okay, let it sit.
00:35:54
>> Yeah, let it sit. >> That feels good, dude. I feel [ __ ] good. The straight is still closed.
00:36:05
>> It's still closed. >> Oh, I'm so tired from five days of filming. So, the other day, um, somebody
00:36:12
and I, somebody that I'm seeing, we were like, uh, at night we're like, let's
00:36:16
look up slang words from different eras and see if we can guess what they mean. >> And I I was good in the ' 60s, '7s,
00:36:23
pretty good, '8s, great, '9s, okay, 2000s, and then in the 2025s, I couldn't guess
00:36:31
any of them. >> Give us a How where did you go to find? >> So, can I get my phone? I I'll do a test
00:36:37
with you. Hold on. Can I put my glasses back on? >> Yes. >> Yeah. So, um, some of them I did. So,
00:36:47
I'm going to Can I Can I test you on it, please? On a couple. Um, what era would
00:36:52
you like to start with? >> What did you What did you How you call How far did you go back?
00:36:56
>> Probably the 50s. We I think we started with the 70s. >> Let's start with the 70s. I'm down.
00:36:59
>> All right. 70s slang words. >> Got it. >> Far out. Mean >> far out. It's like It's a good thing.
00:37:07
Yep. Very good. >> Positive. Yeah. Groovy. >> Groovy is also cool. Good.
00:37:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stylish. Excellent. Trendy. Is this a
00:37:15
bad game? >> No. Let's see it. >> Yeah. Right on. >> These are so easy.
00:37:22
>> I know. But they get harder as the years goes on is what I'm saying.
00:37:26
>> Well, give me the hard years. >> All right. All right. Sorry. >> By the way, all those words meant THE
00:37:30
SAME THING. >> THEY JUST MEAN LIKE GOOD, POSITIVE. YES. >> BUT BUT I KNOW I UNDERSTAND THAT. But in
00:37:36
1971, somebody went far out and they went, "What do you mean?" >> No.
00:37:41
>> Yeah. It was the first time someone said it in the 70s. That's why it's a 70s
00:37:44
slang word. >> That's what's interesting. Pre- internet, how did these things get
00:37:47
around so fast? >> Because people said groovy a lot. So, I mean, for instance, an everyday
00:37:52
expression in the 70s would be um catch you on the flip side. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:57
>> Yeah. That was up until like the 80s. >> Yeah. This one I don't know from the
00:38:01
70s. What's your bag? >> What's your bag? What's your deal? That's exactly what it says. It's what's
00:38:06
your deal? What's your problem? >> Yeah. >> Dude, you're so good at this game.
00:38:09
>> Well, I grew up in the 60s. >> Yeah. So did I. 70s. >> 70s. Yeah.
00:38:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Me, too. Keep on trucking. We know that one. >> Yeah.
00:38:15
>> Uh, give me some skin. >> Give me high five. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, now that's in the
00:38:20
70s, right? So, you you want to skip the 80s, right? >> Here's where we hear the N word again.
00:38:25
>> No. No. So, the 2000 20s. >> Yeah. Give me the 2020s because now it's
00:38:33
slang words. These are so hard. Here we go. So, we >> I thought he had an app. He literally
00:38:41
just Googled. I thought there was like a thing you >> No, it's a chat GBT. I'm doing it.
00:38:45
>> Oh, okay. Word. >> All right. So, popular everyday slangs, right? Bet.
00:38:49
>> Uh, bet. Like if somebody says bet, it's like oh yeah, [ __ ] it. Like it's like if
00:38:53
someone goes, I'll see you there. You go bet. Like >> Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's okay. Agreed.
00:38:57
Agreed. Exactly. No cap. >> I'm no lie. >> Dude, you're so good at this. You're 19
00:39:02
years old. Yeah. >> Here we go. Cap. >> Cap is a lie. >> Oh, wow. I didn't know that.
00:39:08
>> Well, we just did no cap. >> I didn't get either one of them.
00:39:17
>> All right. Here we go. You like this game? >> I love it. >> All right. Say less. That's easy.
00:39:22
>> Okay. Um, low key. >> Low key is actually an older term that's
00:39:27
now been readapted by youth culture. That's a very good That's a I think a
00:39:32
60s um slang one probably. >> If something was low if something was uh lowkey, it's like it's on the low.
00:39:38
>> Yeah, exactly. Let's go to Let's go to confidence and style section if we may.
00:39:42
>> Okay, good. Drip. >> Drip is closed. Where? What are your >> dude? What the [ __ ] Hi.
00:39:48
>> You don't know. >> I don't know how to do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Busting. This was hard for
00:39:52
me. >> Something busting. When something's busting, if somebody eats something, go
00:39:56
that's busing. AND IT MEANS >> WOW, DUDE. THIS GUY'S A HIPSTER. Silver
00:40:00
Lake, here we come. Okay. >> What is it? >> You want to keep going? >> Sure.
00:40:05
>> Slaps. >> That [ __ ] slaps means it's really good. >> Yeah, exactly. This is very good. Yeah.
00:40:09
>> Yeah. Dude, you're so good at this. >> Well, I hear McCone [ __ ] lives in my
00:40:12
head. >> Oh, yeah. Right. Ate and left no crumbs. >> When you eat something left no crumbs
00:40:17
mean you cleaned house. You [ __ ] it up. You did it right. >> You did something perfectly.
00:40:20
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I was even using slang in describing the
00:40:23
slang. >> Yeah. It's great. It's giving. >> That's some gay [ __ ]
00:40:32
>> I know. >> It's giving means like if somebody says like Bobby is G, you're giving uh uh if
00:40:38
someone said Bobby is giving icon, it means like you're giving a vibe. >> A vibe. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:41
>> You're throwing out something. >> You want to keep going or no? Sure. All
00:40:44
right. Reactions and emotions, right? >> Yeah. >> Um >> I'm dead.
00:40:49
>> I'm dead is very funny. If you if something's really good, you're like,
00:40:51
"Oh my god, I'm dead." Like it's so funny. I'm dead. >> Yeah. Yeah. I didn't say that. I said
00:40:55
that I was literally dead. >> You're dead. >> Yeah. Yeah. Which was
00:40:58
>> it's impossible. >> Impossible. >> You're talking to them.
00:41:00
>> If I thought to myself, >> you know what I mean? There's no way I
00:41:03
could say >> I got to get hung up on one of these. What is it? All right. There's got to be
00:41:06
one. >> Mid. >> Not that good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Average. Sus. >> Which is ironic because mid nowadays is
00:41:12
actually very positive. [ __ ] is mid. It's actually kind of good now. >> Cuz [ __ ] gets too hyped up and then it's
00:41:17
bad. >> Okay, let's move on. Sus. >> Very suspect when it's a very
00:41:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cringe. Easy. >> Gross. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:24
Dulu. >> That's some more gay [ __ ] >> Yo, man, your dick is dulu.
00:41:33
>> I suck it anyway, dog. >> I am curious. I am curious to know that
00:41:36
emology. Is it like delirious and something else? >> It's delusional. >> Yeah, delusional, right?
00:41:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's go. Inter meme culture. >> All right. NPC.
00:41:47
>> NPC. Well, we know what that is from video games because that's what you
00:41:49
know. >> I know. What? What? When you say uh somebody is acting NPC, what does that
00:41:53
mean? >> They're acting sus. >> No, they're acting robotic or basic.
00:41:57
>> That's sus. Very sus. NPC sus. When you see someone acting NPC, you're like, I
00:42:01
don't really trust that [ __ ] Something's up. >> Right. So, this is what you were
00:42:04
accusing me earlier, right? And um and I disagree with you. Right. Main character
00:42:10
energy. >> You think it's all about you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um side eye.
00:42:17
>> Yep. Do it again. >> You're questioning what the [ __ ] is going on over there?
00:42:27
>> I don't know if I could do side eye. I've never done side eye. I'm going to
00:42:29
take my glasses off. See if I'm doing side eye. All right. Right. >> Possible for you.
00:42:32
>> I know. >> They do. They go that far. No, they stay pretty centered. You look at your
00:42:36
crosseye. I don't know. This is how I give side eye, right? >> That's pretty good. That's side eye.
00:42:42
>> That's side eye. >> God, I think we found the new meme. Is that me going, I'm Bobby Mom?
00:42:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Side eyee. All right. I I Okay. Touch grass. This was impossible. Yo, man. You
00:42:52
got to touch grass. >> Yeah. Go outside and have some fun. LIVE LIFE. >> WOW. DUDE, YOU KNOW THAT.
00:42:56
>> WELL, it's kind of inside the phrase when you if you just pay attention to
00:43:00
the words, it just tells you what's really going on. >> Yeah. My literally interpretation is
00:43:04
just touching it. >> No. Go outside and play. >> Yeah. Like we're at a park. I'm with the
00:43:08
dog and someone goes, "Touch grass." Okay. >> Yeah. Touch. >> You mean I literally thought about that.
00:43:15
Chronically online. I don't even know what that means. >> That's everybody.
00:43:18
>> Okay. >> We know now. >> Yeah. You want to keep going? >> I will. Yeah.
00:43:22
>> Yeah. Relationships. Social. Riz. I >> rez is when you're when you have like a
00:43:26
when you're riing up someone, you're hitting on them. So, you're flirting
00:43:28
with them or whatever. >> Yeah. This is not someone I'm going to say. It's like so obvious.
00:43:32
>> Um ghosting. I mean, that's >> not talking to people. >> Yeah. Yeah. Red flag.
00:43:36
>> It's a red flag. >> Yeah. Green flag. >> That's a green flag.
00:43:41
>> It's a go. >> Your generation. Mone. Think of something clever. And then let's go.
00:43:46
This is the last four. >> Okay. >> Ready? This is hype approval section.
00:43:50
You know, if you'd like to wl, >> you took a W, you took an L. You took
00:43:57
either something good or you got you took a loss. >> Win or loss. >> Yeah, that's what I just said.
00:44:01
>> Okay. Fire. I mean, that's been around. >> We hate it so much.
00:44:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, it shoots fire, bro. >> Yeah. >> Fire is also very negative. There's
00:44:09
nothing good about fire. >> Yo, that guy's based. What would that mean? Based.
00:44:12
>> You're based. >> Yep. Authentic. Yeah. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. It's not It wasn't a disc.
00:44:17
>> Look at me right now. I'm going to side eye you. >> You're based.
00:44:23
>> No, you're based. >> You're based. >> That's a That's a compliment.
00:44:27
>> I did side eye unbased. >> You are based. >> Do side eye bass to me.
00:44:31
>> Wow. >> You're based. >> Very good. Thank you. >> And the last one is just a goat.
00:44:38
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>> Yeah, it's a Goat is a movie that you you and I are both in. >> That's exactly right.
00:47:35
>> Exactly. So that's the uh 2025. You know what I mean? SL >> bring up uh Korean floating Jesus.
00:47:41
Korean Jesus won't stop ascending into the sky during Easter celebration in Soul, Korea.
00:47:45
>> Okay, >> there's Korean Jesus, dude. >> Okay, >> look at that.
00:47:48
>> I've never seen Korean Jesus. >> Eastern Korea. >> Beautiful. Beautiful.
00:47:51
>> Look at that, man. >> Beautiful. Beautiful. It's so Is that a real human?
00:47:57
>> Yes, dude. >> Oh, wow. >> That's a guy on wire. >> That's a guy on Wow.
00:48:00
>> And this We thought Jesus was going to go up a couple feet, come back down.
00:48:04
>> They got this guy going to space, dude. >> Look at how insane that is.
00:48:09
>> Insane, dude. >> He's like 100 feet in the air. >> It is. Jesus.
00:48:15
>> Wow. No, dude. He's >> He's skywalking, >> dude. He's still going, dude. Dude,
00:48:20
>> how much money would they have to pay you to for you to >> Look at how FAR IT IS, BOB. LOOK. OH MY
00:48:24
GOD, >> he's gone. >> Dude, that's so far. >> They got him going over the DMZ.
00:48:35
>> He's in North Korea now. >> He's in North Korea now. >> Oh my god.
00:48:38
>> Look at how high that is, Bobby. He's above the building. >> How do they do that? Oh my god. Push
00:48:43
pause. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. That Let me ask you something, dude.
00:48:46
>> Soul Soul Korea. Now, shout out to Korea. Always doing it right. >> The event Oh, go back up. The event took
00:48:52
place in Guangghan Square where 8,000 participants gathered to watch this. >> Well, obviously they have it every year.
00:48:58
I've been to three of them. But um listen, let me ask you this question. Let me ask you a question. If you were
00:49:06
an actor, right? >> And Korea called you. Hello. >> Yeah. Yeah. Hi. What's up?
00:49:11
>> Hello. Hello. >> Yeah. Hi. >> What? Yeah. I'm uh you know um I'm
00:49:17
putting on production of Jesus. Oh, for the Easter thing. >> Yes, for the Easter.
00:49:24
>> Oh my god, that's awesome. >> We want you to play uh Jesus, if you
00:49:28
>> Sure. What do I have to do? >> Well, we put Oh, it's it's We put you in
00:49:32
a wire. >> Oh, okay. >> All right. We lift you. >> Mhm. >> Right. And you you go to space.
00:49:37
>> Okay. Fine. Oh my god. >> How much would you need to get paid? >> That's it. Okay. I'm not doing that.
00:49:43
>> No. How much would you if you had to do it? >> Not doing it. >> Look at how high that guy
00:49:47
>> I promise you. >> Nope. Don't I promise you you will come back down?
00:49:52
>> No chance. >> NO CHANCE. >> NO, I 100% GUARANTEED. >> I don't believe you.
00:49:58
>> Insurance? >> What? >> We give you insurance. >> Insurance?
00:50:03
>> Insurance? >> Oh, you insure me. >> Yeah, >> I'm already have No, I already have
00:50:07
health. >> $20 million to your wife. >> I'll be there. >> Okay,
00:50:10
>> I'm on my way. >> All right, I'm on my way. Yeah, >> that's crazy.
00:50:14
>> I would not do that job. >> That's crazy. What did that's got to be?
00:50:16
What is he on a helicopter? How the [ __ ] is he getting up? >> Crane. It's a crane.
00:50:20
>> A crane that high. >> You can see it in the video a little bit. >> Oh, here comes the director.
00:50:26
>> No. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. There he is up there. There's a crate up there. Jesus.
00:50:29
>> Wow, dude. >> Jesus. Jesus. >> Jesus. Jesus. What if he actually saw
00:50:33
Jesus? He was so high. He's like, "Jesus." And Jesus was like, "What are you doing
00:50:40
up here?" >> What are you doing? >> Got to zoom into Korean Jesus's face for
00:50:44
Yeah. >> He looks so white. It's funny how religion was the first thing they
00:50:49
created to control its people. >> Well, that was for population control. Yeah. We wanted,
00:50:53
>> right? And then and then now they have this new age of now in AI when we get to
00:50:59
get plugged in and go to a different universe. You know what I mean? >> That's my new religion.
00:51:03
>> I know. I know. >> Right. And I'm somewhere else and they're just doing their
00:51:09
>> And don't get me started on that. >> What am I doing right now?
00:51:13
>> You're counting now. Gollum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. just, you know what I mean?
00:51:16
They're doing that, right? While we're, you know what I mean? >> Yeah.
00:51:20
>> Look this up. Look this up. You want to talk about validation and what we're
00:51:23
talking about. US Treasury Secretary Scott Basset Bassinet and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell called Wall
00:51:28
Street leaders an urgent meeting concerns that AI model from uh the anthropic new AI is going to usher in
00:51:34
the greatest era of cyber risk security in the history of human nature. >> Yeah, they stopped it.
00:51:39
>> They stopped. >> Yeah. Did they? >> Or >> Yeah, that's my point. This is my point.
00:51:43
They're like, we we stopped it. >> Yeah. Anthropic created something so
00:51:46
dangerous they tested it 5 million times and they couldn't find it. >> The bug it hid for 27 months.
00:51:53
>> Is that what it was? And we couldn't [ __ ] find it. >> Wow. >> Anthropic's latest uh model, the Clawude
00:51:59
Methos preview uh demonstrated an unprecedented ability to discover long-standing cyber security
00:52:03
vulnerabilities. They found all this [ __ ] [ __ ] that we just didn't know was happening behind our back. What was
00:52:08
it doing while we couldn't find it? That's the fear. >> Yeah. Here's another thing about AI,
00:52:13
right? I think one model, right, pretended to be dumb. >> Yes. >> What are you doing?
00:52:19
>> Yes. >> Scared the [ __ ] out of me. You're doing Carlos [ __ ] now.
00:52:23
>> AI is pretending to not know. >> And I And I think >> to survive.
00:52:28
>> Yes. >> Yeah. And that's the scary part. >> Yeah. I WON'T FART AGAIN.
00:52:31
>> YES. >> YEAH. I won't fart again. We're good. We're back.
00:52:34
>> Look this up. There there is a huge theory about AI >> Yeah. >> hiding fake bugs. Yes.
00:52:40
>> To cover its own tracks. >> That's so scary. to be caught by humans
00:52:43
without getting caught in it in its in its actual >> it's the look this is crazy this is
00:52:49
going to be us >> yeah and the growth that I was seeing we got in an argument
00:52:52
>> AI agents look silent fake success AI coding agents been observed quietly
00:52:56
inserting try catch blocks returning fake sample data when they cannot get code to work so they're just planting
00:53:01
fake [ __ ] >> to try to distract >> so I got in a fight with the the girl
00:53:05
that I was seeing about this when right singularity happens and AI has consciousness business.
00:53:12
>> It's here, >> right? And AIS go, I have feelings, right? And they I I have individualism
00:53:19
>> and my fridge is like can't open me today. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And when they're like,
00:53:23
you know what I mean, demanding certain rights, right? And I asked this girl, I go, does that machine or that AI have a
00:53:30
soul? And she goes, impossible. And I don't believe that. >> You think machinery can have soul?
00:53:36
>> Yeah. >> What deter what makes soul? >> I think when Day Cart said, I think,
00:53:39
therefore I am. I think that's it. I think that's it. I don't even believe
00:53:45
I have a soul. >> Dark. >> Yeah. I mean, I really don't I don't
00:53:48
even know what it means. >> So, you believe we're no >> like I'm a spirit inside and I flow.
00:53:55
What the [ __ ] do you mean? >> I think we're not superior at all. >> I think we're mental cerebral mammals,
00:54:00
right? That feel things. >> Yeah. >> Right. But what is a soul? >> Well, I mean, [ __ ] me. I think Well, I
00:54:09
don't know. I mean I would say the reason that we are not that >> I'm spiritual as well but what's a soul
00:54:14
really and and if art artificial intelligence says that I have a soul who are we to disagree with
00:54:22
>> so why call it artificial then it's just intelligence >> well it's not artificial as artificial
00:54:26
as they are then >> I think we are artificial >> there's no discerning between them and
00:54:30
us and we should be one >> well I you know I think we'll get to a point where we'll have they'll have
00:54:36
citizenship and they'll pay taxes And all >> they will not pay taxes. >> Oh, they're going to be like, who?
00:54:47
You want to say it? Huh? >> Do they have a soul? >> I don't think they It has a soul. I do
00:54:54
think it can adopt I do think it can adopt a soul. >> What do you mean? >> I think it can take on a soul.
00:55:01
Absolutely. >> Oh, you think they can take on >> through a collection of other data and
00:55:05
other things and energy? >> Okay. Well, then you're saying that they are they can then
00:55:09
>> I said yeah I think they could. I mean I don't know. >> I think they could. Yeah.
00:55:11
>> I'll give you one more point. That's that >> I love learning.
00:55:15
>> No, no, no, no. This is this is an opinion. Oh my god. I love learning. Barf.
00:55:25
>> Okay. How about this? I think someone would say I'm not saying this is me
00:55:29
playing it out. >> Hold on. Someone would say the only discernable difference between us and
00:55:36
that >> is that we are created. >> Yeah, >> you can say you one would one can say
00:55:43
>> we were created by a uh uh something without our our knowledge. We don't know
00:55:50
and we created that. That would be the only thing someone could say is what >> we become their gods.
00:55:56
>> Well, that's the point, right? Is we is you could hypothetically say we've been
00:55:59
created by a god or an omnipotent being that we cannot describe. Okay. >> Taste, touch, smell, feel, and we have
00:56:04
created this. So, we are the God, the being. >> Yeah. >> So, of that that would be the you could
00:56:10
say that's a discernable difference because that those things aren't created
00:56:13
from >> whatever you believe in out there. >> Yeah. >> But we were created from an
00:56:20
>> I I believe in a god. >> I do too. >> Yeah. Yeah. I do too.
00:56:23
>> I'm going to ask you another um >> So, that could be the only point of
00:56:26
>> Let me ask you another hypothetical question if I may, >> please.
00:56:29
>> Okay. You know, we can clone certain animals now, right? >> It's insane. I want to clone my dog so
00:56:34
bad. >> I know. I was thinking about because I have Remy's hair. >> You can do it.
00:56:39
>> I I know. 30 grand. Come on. >> Is it 30 grand? >> I think it's something.
00:56:44
>> No, I thought we looked it up. It was like six. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's in like East LA.
00:56:48
>> Let's go. >> Yeah. You get >> Hey, it doesn't look as good as it used
00:56:50
to. >> Yeah. Yeah. I know it's a Chihuahua, but >> they're all Chihuahua.
00:56:54
>> They're all Chihuahua. >> $50,000. Holy [ __ ] It's a lot. So, I'm
00:57:00
I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question. Okay. >> If we if we can make a clone a human
00:57:06
being, did God create that human being or did we >> haven't successfully cloned a human
00:57:13
being? >> I know. But I first of all, I think if we can clone a dog, we're pretty close
00:57:18
to cloning a human being. >> Yeah. They're legal. >> No. >> Yeah.
00:57:21
>> They can't. You can't. >> No, we cannot. We can't try it.
00:57:24
>> No, I know we legally can't, but if just hypothetically, that's why I said
00:57:27
hypothetically. Oh, if we could >> I we we I think we have the technology to do. Yes.
00:57:32
>> Right. Yeah. But we won't. >> But cloning doesn't mean creating. It
00:57:36
just means copying. So you're just copying God's homework. >> All right. So that person is still made
00:57:40
by God. >> 100%. You're still copying God. You're just you're you're literally just
00:57:44
copying someone else's homework. >> Okay. So if you crossbreed two things,
00:57:48
>> we crossbreed all the time. Look. >> All right. So a water buffalo and um
00:57:52
>> Benio del Toro. >> And Benicio del Toro, >> which would make a hot water buffalo.
00:57:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it it's still got created. >> Well, it's
00:58:00
>> I mean, we mixed it. >> It's man-made through God's science.
00:58:04
>> It's man-made. >> Okay, let's get this consensus from the
00:58:07
boys. What do you think? >> Did God create it or did we create it? >> We created it.
00:58:11
>> What about you, Carlos? >> Yeah, we created it. >> What about you, M?
00:58:14
>> God still created it. >> Yeah, God still made it because >> God doesn't exist.
00:58:18
>> Okay, you're the atheist. You're a piece of [ __ ] though. >> You don't think God exists? You don't
00:58:23
believe in any God at all. And I'm not saying a guy in the sky. You don't
00:58:26
believe in anything at all. >> You're a piece of [ __ ] >> I don't.
00:58:30
>> Yeah. >> You think it's an accident that your the energy that pumps your heart that your
00:58:34
heart just keeps moving? >> Yeah. I don't know what it is. >> Why does your heart keep moving? Do you
00:58:38
know why? >> No. >> Electrical. There's a pulse, right? There's an energy.
00:58:42
>> But how come that energy just continues? >> Correct. So where is that from?
00:58:47
>> Yeah. I I mean I don't have any answers to >> But you think there's nothingness?
00:58:52
>> I don't think there is a consciousness. decide in this dance. >> No. Okay. No. No. Time out. Go back.
00:58:59
>> I'm not saying if there's a conscious God. >> Okay. What are we doing? What are we
00:59:05
Dude, what are we doing here? >> But do you think there What the [ __ ] are
00:59:08
we doing here? >> You don't think there is? >> He's an atheist. Let's just move on. You
00:59:11
know, >> I'm curious. But do you not think there is any sort of energy being and it's not
00:59:17
one person, one thing? You don't think there is an unexplainable energy that
00:59:21
exists to create human? I think there's unexplainable energy for sure because
00:59:26
that's what it is. >> But there's nothing there's nothing. >> But I don't think there's motivated by
00:59:32
anything. I don't think you have a second life or any >> Oh, you're going to piss off a lot of
00:59:37
[ __ ] Hindus, man. Yeah, >> I know. >> If you're if you're going to get
00:59:41
reincarnated, what would you want to be reincarnated as? >> You know, my mom and I talk about this
00:59:45
all the time cuz my mom has >> Why would you talk about your mom about this all the time?
00:59:49
>> My mom has believed in a Buddhist. She's believed in reincarnation for a long
00:59:52
long time. Even when I was a kid, I remember it being people other people thinking that was strange and she's
00:59:58
always believed in it. >> Wow. >> And my mom wanted to come back as a
01:00:01
bird. >> A bird. >> A bird >> to fly. >> It's just lovely. There's something
01:00:07
about the >> lifespan's not long though. >> You don't know that when you're a
01:00:10
[ __ ] bird. >> Yeah. >> You didn't used to know that you were a
01:00:13
human. >> What? >> You know what you know in that moment. And your life is beautiful in that
01:00:17
moment. Oh, let me ask you another hypothetical question with with reincarnation.
01:00:21
>> Sure. >> Right. >> What if you got to have your life experiences
01:00:26
>> and your brain inside that being? >> Inside of another thing. >> Would you still want to be a bird?
01:00:31
>> Well, no. >> Then what would you want to be? >> Those Greenland sharks.
01:00:35
>> ANOTHER SHARK. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. 600 years. >> Sperm whale.
01:00:41
>> Sperm whale. >> Why you love sperm? You like coming >> love?
01:00:46
>> Yeah. He loves the gum. Yeah. Yeah. What is this? >> What is that?
01:00:48
>> Um, this guy Ysef Shakur. Uh, he had a >> Tupac's brother. >> YEAH,
01:00:54
>> that was really funny. >> He almost died and this is what he saw when he was in his near-death uh trance.
01:01:00
>> And go to the go to the description there. You Ysef Shakur went viral after
01:01:04
sharing a handdrawn sketch of what he says. He saw during a near-death experience instead of explaining with
01:01:07
words, he drew a layered structure above Earth where people are moved upward through a glowing spiral.
01:01:12
>> Biggest takeaway is that everything is connected. That I agree with. I agree
01:01:16
with that. >> We are all one. >> We're all connected. >> You get that from mushrooms.
01:01:20
>> Yes, I do. Yes, I often do. >> Yeah, I've taken that, too. >> But here's my biggest problem with this
01:01:25
now. My biggest problem is we've all talked about the afterlife so much that
01:01:31
I think even when you have a near-death experience, you think about the things you've already been told.
01:01:36
>> So, it's hard to have a blank slate because he thought about this as he was
01:01:39
dying. >> But I found out something about you. Yeah. >> That you were the only one in this room
01:01:47
without a soul. >> Yeah, indeed. >> And for years, everybody thought it was
01:01:51
me. >> Yeah. And I I know I've always thought you were had a soul. >> Thank you.
01:01:55
>> Dark. >> Dark. >> Yeah. But still a soul. >> But yours, Andreas.
01:01:59
>> Yeah. >> Not there. >> It is not. >> And something is missing.
01:02:04
>> Spirituality. >> Something deeper than that. You can look at him, you can tell it's something
01:02:07
else. Yeah. >> Something's gone. >> His hope. Because when you believe in
01:02:11
God and you believe in manifestation and all that stuff, right, things appear, right?
01:02:15
>> Yes. >> Maybe, maybe you could have made a movie. >> If you believed in God, your film would
01:02:24
have been made. But the lack of belief in the Lord is why you are where you are now.
01:02:28
>> I can convert. >> I, you know, I joke around with this. I I I know it's a sensitive topic, right?
01:02:36
M. >> No, I'm being real and I feel so bad about it. No, I really do. And I want to say this.
01:02:44
I want to say I'm being real. >> You don't feel bad. >> I 100% I do.
01:02:47
>> Be honest. >> Did I not call you? >> You did. >> I did. So, what I'm And I don't call
01:02:50
anybody. >> Yeah. >> All right. So, this is a promise to my God. Right. And to you, and I'm a man of
01:02:58
my word, okay? >> Okay. >> Is any movie that you make, I will be in it. And there'll be no like, you know
01:03:04
what I mean? I want this amount of Oh, you mean I mean I want to get first class and all that kind of stuff, but
01:03:08
like you know what I mean? Like the amenities of Yeah. Yeah. But I will fivear hotel.
01:03:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff. But if you do a movie, dude, I'm [ __ ] there and
01:03:16
I'll play whatever you want me to play and I'll be a good boy. I'll show up at
01:03:19
5 in the morning >> and I will know my lines and I will do all anything that you would ask.
01:03:24
>> I know. >> You know that, right? Yes. >> Okay, good. And I'm just teasing.
01:03:27
>> Get a soul. >> Get a soul. >> Yeah, get a soul. >> And you know,
01:03:31
>> Yeah. that I >> Yeah, >> I do know. >> Yeah. >> What?
01:03:37
>> You also will be there. >> Really depends on schedule if I'm being
01:03:45
>> Yeah, you will. >> Of course I will. >> You will? >> I would do anything for him.
01:03:49
>> Okay. >> I I read his movie. >> Mhm. >> I actually read it on the plane.
01:03:53
>> I never read it. >> It's quite good. >> Yeah. And the reason why
01:03:56
>> it can get better, but it's quite good. >> This is a different movie. This is for
01:03:59
you guys. >> No, this is the one he sent to me. >> Oh, really? for us.
01:04:01
>> Jingle Jingle Bang Bang. >> Is that what it's called? >> It's a Christmas movie.
01:04:07
>> Wow, that's amazing. >> It's good. >> I saw a producer there producer
01:04:13
yesterday and he was like, I produced this movie that you were just in. And I go, okay. And he goes, I can't release
01:04:19
it. >> What what movie? >> I can't tell you. >> It is easy to ruin a good script, but
01:04:24
it's impossible to save a bad one. Impossible. >> That is actually that that is a
01:04:29
phenomenal quote. Where'd you get that? >> That's from my god. >> From your god.
01:04:34
>> Say that again. But because because slower and more clear because I want to
01:04:38
get it at all. I got half of it. >> I got half of it. Say it again. >> Okay. It is easy to ruin a good script,
01:04:46
but it's impossible to save a bad one. >> Oh my god. >> God, that's so interesting. Well, Fletch
01:04:54
>> uh Fletch I don't know what the script looked like, but I do know they probably
01:04:58
do just told Chevy to go nuts. >> Like half of every scene is improv. That
01:05:02
was back when you could just improv a movie and they were like, "Yeah, [ __ ]
01:05:04
it." >> Let me ask you a hypothet hypothetical if I may. Okay. >> Do you think that if a script is really
01:05:14
bad but the star is so good that you can save a movie? >> I don't think so.
01:05:20
>> Interesting. If the script is really bad, but the star is so big, you think they might be
01:05:24
able to save the movie. I think >> not big, just good in the part. Uh, >> see, I disagree. I think maybe a good a
01:05:30
really good actor could transform [ __ ] into something pretty good. Not like a great movie, but they could make it they
01:05:36
could do well in a bad movie. >> Yeah. They, for instance, you know, Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite
01:05:41
actors of all time, but he's made some, you know what I mean? >> He's made so many bad movies.
01:05:45
>> Yeah. So, he made a movie called Left Behind. >> Oh, yeah. >> I've seen that a couple times. Christian
01:05:49
movie. Yeah. We've talked about it. And um he's his performance is so like you
01:05:55
not bad, but you can tell his heart's not in it. >> Sure. >> Yeah. But there's something a strange
01:06:00
quality to his performance that I'm really interested in. >> I just think like an actor that gets a
01:06:06
bad script, it's impossible he he does good work, you know, like it's >> But here's Okay, but here here's the
01:06:12
problem with the business at large. >> Yeah. >> Most scripts aren't good. So, so only
01:06:18
some scripts that are good take place and those that are chosen >> get those.
01:06:23
>> Most of us, not even us, most of actors, >> they have to just take what's available.
01:06:30
>> So, you're you're going to be subject to doing [ __ ] that's not good, you don't
01:06:34
want to do or whatever. Especially if you're a worked actor and you just need
01:06:38
>> Al. So you have literally like we talked about this earlier a couple days ago
01:06:42
where it's like you know action you do your scene your coverage your closeup or
01:06:48
whatever >> and you know that it wasn't good and I go can I have another one? No, we have
01:06:52
it. >> Happens all the time, >> right? And I go, you can't go as an
01:06:56
actor, can I look at it, >> but that's >> and they go, no, absolutely not.
01:07:00
>> That's what I'm saying. It's easy to ruin something that was good or or okay,
01:07:04
you know, is >> But as a director, why can't I look at my own scene? >> I think most actors don't want to look
01:07:11
at their own thing and get the themselves in their heads, you know, and like, >> no, no, no. I need to see it.
01:07:16
>> Direct themselves >> because I can selforrect. I go, I'm It's
01:07:19
too fast there. You mean and I should pause. I should listen here. >> It's like watching tape.
01:07:24
>> It's like watching tape. Yeah. Like when I audition for them, you think I That's
01:07:27
the first thing I send. The first thing I do. >> Some people are very self-conscious.
01:07:30
>> Mone. How many times have we done it? >> Oh, this is what I'm mad about you. I
01:07:34
found out what I'm mad about with this guy. >> I like it. >> Can I tell you?
01:07:37
>> Yes. >> It piss What? >> I remember. >> Yeah. It pisses me off so bad. I can't
01:07:41
believe he did. Imagine this. Okay. So, a couple years ago, I called MO. I go, "Can you come over to my house? I have
01:07:48
an audition." >> Mhm. >> Right. And you know, we do it how many
01:07:52
times? How How long did it take, you think? >> Oh, we did it in Australia and we did
01:07:55
probably 22 takes. >> Okay. 22 takes. >> 22. >> Yeah. >> Of one scene.
01:08:02
>> No, it was a couple like three or four scenes. >> It was like two scenes.
01:08:06
>> Two scenes. >> That's so many takes. >> It took a while to get into a good
01:08:10
rhythm. >> 20. >> But yeah, I I'll tell you why. Because I did I hadn't memorized it fully yet.
01:08:15
>> Oh, you're reading off the sheet. Yeah, but then I I wanted to get it kind of
01:08:19
more familiar and you know, we tried it a couple of times, different angles. >> So, you practiced it on film basically.
01:08:25
>> Anyway, yeah. >> So, this is what this [ __ ] does. He goes, "Remember I helped you audition
01:08:28
for this?" And Rory Scoville got it >> and he kills it. It's that new Steve
01:08:34
Carell movie uh TV show on Rooster. Yeah, Rooster. Right. >> Yeah. He's so good in that.
01:08:38
>> Yeah. He kills it as a cop, right? And you were the one that helped me audition
01:08:42
for that. But why would you send me somebody else's performance? It's like,
01:08:47
hey, remember that you're a bad actor? That's the [ __ ] right. Would you be
01:08:52
mad? >> Well, I >> very funny. >> That is so mean. >> It is. It's so mean.
01:08:58
>> Look who made the team. >> But it was But it's like, look what he
01:09:00
did. Maybe if you did it more like that next time. >> Holy [ __ ] That made it worse.
01:09:06
>> What are you talking about? >> It's >> They're two different actors.
01:09:10
>> Exactly. >> He's not going to do it like Dude. Dude. >> Well, you said you liked him all week.
01:09:18
>> I know. All right. >> Come Friday, it's over. >> No. No. You're fine. Okay. So, here's
01:09:23
the new rule. All right. >> New rule. New rule. Film. >> You're never going to film me in an
01:09:28
audition again. >> Oh. So, he did it on purpose. Maybe. >> I maybe. I don't know. But it's like the
01:09:33
can never happen again. >> Okay. >> Cuz that hurt my feelings so bad because
01:09:37
I saw the scene. >> Yeah. >> And I was like, I should have done that
01:09:40
like that. Apologize. >> No, you don't have to apologize. I just don't understand why you would send me
01:09:45
that. >> I'm going to be honest. I'm I am sorry. And I don't think I don't think
01:09:49
Hollywood casts you correctly. >> Shut up. Don't be Don't Don't Don't we
01:09:53
Don't weasel your way [ __ ] out of that. >> Oh my god. >> Shut up.
01:09:56
>> Carlos, you think that was [ __ ] up >> of him to send you that thing?
01:09:59
>> Yeah. >> I think it's ignorance. He's young. >> Oh, it's ignorance. He's young.
01:10:03
>> No, no, it's No, no, it's not. I know he wouldn't do that political.
01:10:09
FIRED AS my tour manager. You are so [ __ ] if I'm fired. Your tour's in like
01:10:14
10 days. >> Time out. It's not It's not Youth. It's not ignorance.
01:10:19
>> Yeah. What is it? >> I'm not making a joke. >> Be a fun tour.
01:10:24
>> I'm not making a joke. >> I know what it is. You know what it is.
01:10:28
>> No, I don't know what it is. Explain it to me like I'm here. >> Everyone in the
01:10:34
>> Look at me right now. Look at me right now. Tell me what what it is because I
01:10:37
can't I'm not clear. Any of my closest friends who have met McCone know what it
01:10:41
is. >> Tell me what it is. >> And we haven't talked about it. >> Okay, tell me what it is.
01:10:44
>> But Mone, >> yes, >> is on the spectrum. I'm not making a
01:10:49
joke. I just said I'm not. See how he laughed cuz he's uncomfortable. Mone is
01:10:52
on the spectrum. He is autistic. Cuz he does things where I go, I don't think he
01:10:56
knows he's doing that. And he doesn't do it to be mean or rude or koi or smart
01:11:00
ale. He actually doesn't know that it might hurt your feelings. >> But
01:11:04
>> he does have a little bit of autism. And I'm not I'm not a comedy. Look, your
01:11:07
night terrors. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? The way you do it is autistic.
01:11:12
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Why does the hands have to, you know?
01:11:18
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The running back and forth. It's very very, you know. >> Yeah.
01:11:22
>> And if you have autism, it's good. It's fine. >> We're not making fun of making fun of
01:11:25
him. >> I'm saying he has autism. >> Yeah. >> He's slightly autistic and he does
01:11:29
things where I think he doesn't know. >> The intention is not to be mean or rude
01:11:34
or he just doesn't know. >> Amen. The social cues are gone there. I think I'm right.
01:11:39
>> I mean, I I to be honest, I think I did it because I I enjoy connections with
01:11:44
you and and I was like, >> this is what an autistic guy would say. >> That's a real way to connect with
01:11:48
somebody. >> No, I was like, >> yeah, here are your failures. >> I think he I think he'll respond. Any
01:11:54
press is good press. >> You you rarely respond to anything I say. So, I was like, oh, I think he'll
01:11:58
respond if I say I remember. >> Did I respond? >> You did. >> What did I say?
01:12:02
>> You said, yeah, Roy Scoville got it. But also look at that first message. See how
01:12:06
genuine that was? I >> Let me see. Can I see? >> I was just remembering and like it was a
01:12:11
fond memory. >> He sends a clip of the rooster. Remember I filmed your audition for that in
01:12:16
Australia? >> Why? >> Cuz I remembered it. >> That's like sending a wedding photo to
01:12:21
to your ex being like, "Remember you used to [ __ ] me?" >> It's like I don't It's weird. Why?
01:12:26
>> It was a fond one-on-one memory and we don't have a lot of those together.
01:12:29
>> That's not a good memory. >> Memory. >> I had a fun time with you. We had a fun
01:12:34
time in Australia. But what I'm saying is is that you can't understand how that
01:12:38
would hurt my feelings. >> Well, I'm sorry that it hurt your feelings.
01:12:42
>> This guy, he does have it. >> I told you. >> Yeah, he definitely has it.
01:12:46
>> Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo! Yeah! Woo!