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Kara Swisher Got Arrested... Twice

October 10, 202501:34
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I've never been arrested.
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Arrestment.
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Yes.
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Twice.
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Very briefly, I will tell. I was riding
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my moped back from something. I got
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pulled over and at the time DC was
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undergoing a lot of drug issues around
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um crack. And so a lot of apparently
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dealers were on mopeds. And so they
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pulled me over.
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Oh yeah, you look like a dealer. Oh my
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god. A dealer in the Wizard of Oz.
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And then they wanted to look in my
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things. And I said, "You can't look at
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my stuff." up and I just I turned around
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and then they cuffed me and they um they
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put me in one of those patty wagons and
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they I was like flying around the patty
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wagon and I was arrested Oh, I was
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arrested for making out in a public park
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as a lesbian.
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Oh my god. In decent exposure. Tell me
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more.
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I was somewhat naked in a public park
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and fell asleep at night making out with
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a girl and they they they let me off.
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Let's just say
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I just got to say I knew I was partners
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with you for a reason. I knew
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I fell asleep.
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You literally I didn't think you could
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command any more respect for me. I was
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wrong.
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I was wrong. You got arrested.
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Yeah, cuz I was making out with a girl
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and we were naked.
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Outside.
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That's awesome. That is a
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Hold the f You're my queen. You're my
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queen. Well done.
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Anyway, it was in my Honda Civic. I had
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a Honda Civic. If this Civic's a
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rocking, don't come a knocking.
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Okay, that's enough. Now I'm turning
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red.
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I can't top that. I can't top that.

Podspun Insights

In this episode, listeners are treated to a wild ride through the unexpected adventures of two friends who share their most outrageous and hilarious run-ins with the law. The conversation kicks off with a light-hearted recounting of a moped mishap that spiraled into an arrest, complete with the absurdity of being mistaken for a drug dealer. The host's vivid storytelling brings to life the chaotic scene of being cuffed and tossed into a patty wagon, leaving listeners both amused and incredulous.

But the laughter doesn’t stop there! The episode takes a delightful turn as the conversation shifts to a scandalous escapade involving a public park, a little indecent exposure, and a romantic rendezvous gone awry. The host's candidness about their youthful indiscretions and the ensuing police encounter adds a layer of vulnerability, making the stories not just funny, but relatable.

As the friends share their tales, the chemistry between them is palpable, creating an atmosphere that feels both intimate and entertaining. They celebrate each other's boldness and mischief, transforming what could be embarrassing moments into badges of honor. The episode is a reminder that life’s most awkward moments can often lead to the best stories, and that friendship thrives on shared experiences—no matter how wild they may be.

Listeners will find themselves laughing out loud, reflecting on their own youthful escapades, and perhaps feeling a little more daring in their own lives. This episode is a playful exploration of rebellion, love, and the unpredictable nature of life, all wrapped up in a delightful banter that keeps the energy high and the smiles wide.

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Episode Highlights

  • Unexpected Arrest
    A surprising story of being arrested while riding a moped.
    “Oh yeah, you look like a dealer. Oh my god. A dealer in the Wizard of Oz.”
    @ 00m 21s
    October 10, 2025
  • Public Park Incident
    An emotional recount of being arrested for making out in a public park.
    “I was arrested for making out in a public park as a lesbian.”
    @ 00m 37s
    October 10, 2025
  • A Night to Remember
    A humorous and bold moment of falling asleep while making out.
    “I was somewhat naked in a public park and fell asleep at night making out with a girl.”
    @ 00m 43s
    October 10, 2025
  • Supportive Friendship
    A friend's admiration for the boldness of the story.
    “Hold the f You're my queen. You're my queen. Well done.”
    @ 01m 18s
    October 10, 2025

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Unexpected Arrest00:21
  • Public Park Incident00:37
  • A Night to Remember00:43
  • Supportive Friendship01:18