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I've never been arrested.
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Arrestment.
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Yes.
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Twice.
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Very briefly, I will tell. I was riding
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my moped back from something. I got
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pulled over and at the time DC was
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undergoing a lot of drug issues around
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um crack. And so a lot of apparently
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dealers were on mopeds. And so they
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pulled me over.
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Oh yeah, you look like a dealer. Oh my
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god. A dealer in the Wizard of Oz.
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And then they wanted to look in my
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things. And I said, "You can't look at
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my stuff." up and I just I turned around
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and then they cuffed me and they um they
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put me in one of those patty wagons and
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they I was like flying around the patty
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wagon and I was arrested Oh, I was
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arrested for making out in a public park
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as a lesbian.
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Oh my god. In decent exposure. Tell me
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more.
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I was somewhat naked in a public park
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and fell asleep at night making out with
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a girl and they they they let me off.
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Let's just say
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I just got to say I knew I was partners
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with you for a reason. I knew
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I fell asleep.
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You literally I didn't think you could
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command any more respect for me. I was
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wrong.
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I was wrong. You got arrested.
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Yeah, cuz I was making out with a girl
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and we were naked.
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Outside.
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That's awesome. That is a
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Hold the f You're my queen. You're my
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queen. Well done.
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Anyway, it was in my Honda Civic. I had
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a Honda Civic. If this Civic's a
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rocking, don't come a knocking.
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Okay, that's enough. Now I'm turning
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red.
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I can't top that. I can't top that.
