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Kara Swisher Got Arrested... Twice

October 10, 2025 / 01:34

This episode features discussions about personal experiences with arrests, including humorous anecdotes about making out in public parks and being mistaken for a drug dealer.

The guests share their stories, including one who was arrested for indecent exposure while making out with a girl in a park. They recount the unexpected nature of the arrest and the humorous aspects of the situation.

Another guest shares a story about being pulled over while riding a moped, highlighting the misconceptions law enforcement had during a time of drug-related issues in Washington, D.C.

The conversation is light-hearted, with laughter and playful banter as the guests react to each other's stories.

Overall, the episode combines humor with personal storytelling, showcasing the guests' personalities and experiences.

TL;DR

Guests share funny arrest stories, including public making out and mistaken identity.

Video

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I've never been arrested.
00:00:01
Arrestment.
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Yes.
00:00:02
Twice.
00:00:04
Very briefly, I will tell. I was riding
00:00:06
my moped back from something. I got
00:00:08
pulled over and at the time DC was
00:00:10
undergoing a lot of drug issues around
00:00:12
um crack. And so a lot of apparently
00:00:15
dealers were on mopeds. And so they
00:00:17
pulled me over.
00:00:18
Oh yeah, you look like a dealer. Oh my
00:00:21
god. A dealer in the Wizard of Oz.
00:00:24
And then they wanted to look in my
00:00:25
things. And I said, "You can't look at
00:00:27
my stuff." up and I just I turned around
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and then they cuffed me and they um they
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put me in one of those patty wagons and
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they I was like flying around the patty
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wagon and I was arrested Oh, I was
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arrested for making out in a public park
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as a lesbian.
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Oh my god. In decent exposure. Tell me
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more.
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I was somewhat naked in a public park
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and fell asleep at night making out with
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a girl and they they they let me off.
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Let's just say
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I just got to say I knew I was partners
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with you for a reason. I knew
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I fell asleep.
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You literally I didn't think you could
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command any more respect for me. I was
00:01:02
wrong.
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I was wrong. You got arrested.
00:01:05
Yeah, cuz I was making out with a girl
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and we were naked.
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Outside.
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That's awesome. That is a
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Hold the f You're my queen. You're my
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queen. Well done.
00:01:20
Anyway, it was in my Honda Civic. I had
00:01:23
a Honda Civic. If this Civic's a
00:01:25
rocking, don't come a knocking.
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Okay, that's enough. Now I'm turning
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red.
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I can't top that. I can't top that.

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Episode Highlights

  • Unexpected Arrests
    A humorous recount of being arrested while riding a moped and mistaken for a dealer.
    “Oh my god. A dealer in the Wizard of Oz.”
    @ 00m 21s
    October 10, 2025
  • Public Park Incident
    An amusing story about getting arrested for making out in a public park.
    “I was arrested for making out in a public park as a lesbian.”
    @ 00m 37s
    October 10, 2025

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Moped Arrest00:17
  • Public Park00:43
  • Honda Civic01:20

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