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January 12, 2026 / 57:04

This episode features discussions on various topics including trucker hats, the movie "Housemates," and the aftermath of the LA forest fires. Dana Carvey and David Spade share their thoughts on fashion choices, particularly trucker hats, and how they feel about their appearances.

They also talk about the film "Housemates," directed by Paul Feig, mentioning actors Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried. Carvey shares his experience watching the film and discusses its humor and thriller elements.

The conversation shifts to the impact of the LA forest fires, touching on the $100 million raised for victims and the slow recovery process. They express frustration over the lack of progress and transparency regarding the funds.

Additionally, they discuss various pop culture references, including Ringo Starr's casual encounter with a TikToker and the absurdity of modern art. The episode concludes with Carvey and Spade sharing personal anecdotes and their upcoming performances.

TL;DR

Dana Carvey and David Spade discuss trucker hats, the movie "Housemates," and the aftermath of LA forest fires.

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And my line was, "David, I [ __ ] you not.
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I don't think even Daniel D. Lewis could
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score this. I am jamming. I am jamming.
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Cut."
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>> That's good stuff. He's like, he's like,
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"Here's 20 bucks." I'm like, "You get on
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this mother effing roof in the summer in
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Arizona and do anything. You just climb
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up the ladder. Give me 20 bucks."
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>> I agree. I mean, um,
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>> we've got three people right now that
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agree. Me, you, and her.
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>> I mean, I'm not literally, you know,
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think about like this is white. Am I
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white? No, I'm I'm splotchy.
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>> No, they don't.
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>> Do you have a problem with my hat?
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[laughter]
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>> No, I like it.
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>> Well, what I found out was it's it's
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Reebok. Thank you. Thank you for your
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sponsor. But it's embedded.
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>> It's Reebok.
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>> Yeah, but you can't really see it. There
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you go.
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>> Yeah. Oh, it's I kind of like that it's
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just black.
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Um,
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>> it's a it's not it's like when Rob Low
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wore the one to the Super Bowl that said
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it just said NFL on it. [laughter] It
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just said like he didn't want to pull
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for one side of the other and lose fans.
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>> Well, it's uh the thing I was doing
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before and this is really important for
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people. Um like your trucker hats like
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they'll sit tall on your head
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>> which is the way you want. You don't
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want them like coming down, you know?
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And like this one I'm not going to wear
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working out. So it gets all sweaty and
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mouthwarm. So it's kind of sitting
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>> more like a trucker hat. Anyway, that's
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all I got on the hat. That's a great way
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to start.
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>> A great start. We've we've gained
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millions of followers off that.
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>> Yes.
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>> Grab them at the top.
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>> At least at least at least 100,000.
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>> Well, my trucker hats I want people to
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know that I know they mostly look
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stupid. Some look cool, but most of them
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look stupid. But I still wear them
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anyway. I don't think they look stupid.
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I wouldn't say
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>> some are too high up and too jify pop
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and I don't like that. Sometimes that's
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on purpose with people. I don't like it.
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But
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>> well, it is a look, right? You're not
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the only one. But you kind of are a
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little bit famous for wearing them.
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>> Well, sometimes my hair looks is so bad
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I'd rather just look dumber in a hat.
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It's a tough decision, but I do that.
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>> Oh, yeah. I mean, our us
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>> Jippy Pop.
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>> Does he know?
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>> Does Greg know what Jippy Pop means?
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What do you think?
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>> Oh,
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>> what he know? H I'm going to say no.
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>> Oh, do people not know that because
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we're so old?
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>> Greg, do you know what Jify Pop is?
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>> Heather, you know what it is.
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>> Heather, do you know?
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>> She knows. Yeah, he does.
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>> Oh, Greg says, of course. So, it's So,
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can I just ask a question?
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>> It's still in stores. You can get it,
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right? It's still in stores.
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>> I think it's So, it's a flat
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>> aluminum pan and you go
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Yeah. And then it grows.
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>> It's like a
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>> still made and sold today.
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>> What is it made out of? The
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>> Well, it's aluminum tin foil and the the
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popcorn is in there unpopped and you go
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like that and then it the funny part the
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as a kid it would just grow grow grow
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and then you
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>> popping on the inside.
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>> Yeah. So the what I do now is I'll do
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spinach reverse jiffy pop. So, I put it
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in and it's gigantic. And then the more
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I stir it with the olive oil and all the
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stuff I do, it goes down into almost
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nothing.
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[laughter]
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We just got bigger on screen. I just saw
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myself up close and it's [ __ ] rough
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ride. So, your anniversary is this week?
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>> Yes. My anniversary? Yeah. is this week.
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Yeah. Yeah. What about it? What do you
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got a point of view?
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>> Borderline personal.
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[laughter]
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>> Yeah. Well, you know, 43 is not that
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exciting. You know, what do you do at
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43? What's up? You know,
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>> 43 is uh
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>> is that uh sandpaper? What's What are
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you supposed to give someone at 43?
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>> I don't know. She gave me a hug and
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said, "You're you're my favorite
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husband." I don't really there's been
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many others. [laughter]
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>> It's nice when you're at ease and it's
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not like I got to go out and get this
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crazy presents all the time. We just
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have You guys are both very cool people
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so it's a chill vibe.
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>> Yeah, we might go see housemates because
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she hasn't seen it. I'm not saying it's
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the
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>> I'm just saying it's entertaining. I
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>> I will say I
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>> Yeah, go ahead. I want to I want to ask
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you a question. In terms of the gore
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factor when they're doing stuff, do you
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think it's still kind of not horror
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show? It's still slightly funny even
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though there's some stuff that's like
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that. You know sense?
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>> Yes. I went and saw it since our last
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podcast and Paul Feige.
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>> Yeah. Our buddy
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>> was on the show
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>> and he was here to talk about
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housemates. So
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>> I felt like as my duty not to say before
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we interview him like a normal person
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joining the Marines. Okay. Go ahead.
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[laughter]
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>> As my duty, civic duty.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Um to see Sydney Sweeney naked, I said I
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should go see Paul's movie
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>> and
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>> like Amanda Sigfrieded, which I say
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wrong.
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>> Greatress
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>> and there's a guy that's the lead who I
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don't know, but very good looking.
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>> Anyway,
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>> we should we should get his name.
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Heather, Greg, could you look up the
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name of the male lead because he's he's
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awfully good and he's been around in a
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lot of stuff, but let's make him a
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household name with the numbers we're
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getting.
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>> We'll make him a household name.
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>> Yeah. Overnight. Uh, so I saw it and I
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thought it was it had some humor in I
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don't think it's really a gory horror
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film. There's moments, but I didn't
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really think that. But I just thought it
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was one of those
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>> I mean it's Paul Fee who's done so many
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he's a comic and he's done so many com
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comedies that aside from even
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bridesmaids
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>> uh that he was uh how do you say his
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name? Brandon
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>> Brandon
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Senar [laughter]
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>> Why did we even try? I don't know. We
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[ __ ] ruined it.
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>> It just popped up and went away. Ski
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[clears throat] Laneir. See, it's s k e
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l
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>> Oh, like
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>> Heather confidently says it possibly
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wrong.
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>> Brandon Brandon Clener. All All the
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acting is great. It's just one of those
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fun movies of a someone going into a
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house that's dysfunctional and sort of a
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thriller like what's going to happen.
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There's violence a little but it doesn't
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lean on it. Um
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>> there's sexual themes.
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>> There's sexual themes. Yeah. [laughter]
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Hey, it's Sydney Sweeney. It's in her
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contract. And she's really good, too.
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She can What's interesting about her as
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a casual fan,
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>> she can really mouse herself down. She
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can be sort of the girl next door kind
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of playing or she could go full bling
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and do the other thing. So, she's got a
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wide, you know,
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>> I thought she the only surprising thing
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to me, she's obviously very cute. She
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played it very under [clears throat] the
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whole thing. She wasn't like over the
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top or anything like that. She was very
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>> which I liked. And Amanda and obviously
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and she's great um actress and the guy
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who is kind of the reason
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>> Brandon. Yeah.
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>> Agent say to change your name [laughter]
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just to make it easier
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>> like Brandon Boxcar would have been
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better. I'd remembered. Boom.
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[clears throat and laughter] Got it.
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>> Brandon Brandon Rackom. Brandon Rackom.
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>> Ricky Rackom.
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>> Yeah. Ricky Rackom. But uh it you don't
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know if something's silent with it. S K
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L N A R because if if if it's it's
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Slener, but you got the K in there. So
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anyway, he's awfully good. So, you know,
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it's Paul Feige, our buddy, you know,
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our really good friend.
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>> Keep saying he's a director.
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>> Uh he's the director of the film and it
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does start end
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it starts and ends with him. I mean, he
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is directing it and they he got great
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performances and it's it's just a fun
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movie. I don't want to say it's like
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Gone with the Wind or Apocalypse Now,
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but it it's awfully entertaining.
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>> If I have to say one criticism, am I
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allowed?
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>> Yes.
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A hair lengthy, but that's my overall
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problem with the lot.
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>> I would say without giving it away
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is that you're right. So it its third
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act was kind of elongated because it
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does have some things you don't see
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coming.
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>> And so when you a normal thriller movie
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like that would end at point whatever.
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This one does extend but when it's
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extending it's full of twists and turns
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you don't see coming.
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>> Word [clears throat] is they're doing a
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sequel also.
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>> Are you starting to get it?
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>> I'm starting to get it and the more you
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break it down the more I sort of
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understand it. That's something I've
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said to John Love it.
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>> I know. I've heard you say that.
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>> Starting to get it. [laughter]
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>> Hey, we put that one down a squench.
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>> Yeah,
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>> we run a multi-million dollar operation
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over here. D, we put millions into this.
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>> What do you look like?
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>> Uh, thank you. Um, this place,
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>> we call this podcast Brown Door.
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[laughter]
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>> The Brown Door Diaries.
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>> Brown Door Diaries.
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>> People say, "Hey, that that podcast is
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great if you're a [ __ ] woodpecker."
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Well, [laughter] that's why I'm going
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full woodsy and I'm going black, red,
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black. And
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>> you're Woodsy Al. Remember Woodsy Al?
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You know what he did? You know what his
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phrase was?
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>> No. Who?
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>> Give a hoot, don't pollute.
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>> Oh. To give a hoot, don't pollute. Okay.
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What did uh Smokey the Bear say?
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>> There's more to Woodsy. He had a song.
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>> Oh, okay.
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>> Woodsy spread the word. Never be a dirty
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bird in the city or in the land. On the
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land. Help keep America
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looking grand. [ __ ] yeah. Woody was a
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bit of a star in the day. That was cool.
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Smokey the Bear scared the [ __ ] out of
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me because I'm like four years old. I'm
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watching TV by myself. Suddenly this
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cartoon bear points at me and says,
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"Only you can prevent forest fires."
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Only
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>> only me. I weigh 30 pounds. How am I
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going to smother it out? You know,
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>> only you, Dana, why are you still
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sitting there? [laughter]
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>> Only you and David Spade can prevent
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four. And that was weird. I think that
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>> Dana. This is a good transition because
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>> Yeah, let's transition.
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>> This is the one year of the forest fires
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in LA.
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>> One year.
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>> Where was Smokey? Where were you?
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>> You could have fixed it. Now, nothing to
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be joking about, but it is a year
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anniversary. It's all over the news.
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>> Mhm. I remember we were starting Bus
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Boys. Applause.
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>> Bus Boys 2029
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coming [laughter] toward you.
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>> Yeah.
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>> In 2030 after the next four avatars,
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you'll see a preview to Bus Boys
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[laughter]
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>> and Chico, California Drive-In. A
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special screening,
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>> one screen only [laughter]
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>> and one speaker that fits in your
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driver's side window.
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>> It's getting there. I know it's it's
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>> I'm working on the music. Theo's working
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on the special effects. We don't have
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that many. It's not
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>> I like it. Is there gonna be a robot in
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it?
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>> I don't know. I'm like, no, I don't know
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what it is. We have rabbits and
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>> it's you and him. It's it's it's you
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bake the cake and throw it out.
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>> It's light summer fair.
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>> So good. We need
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>> aside from the heat around Bus Boys.
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There was heat in LA and in a year later
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there's so much chaos about it.
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>> Literally nothing went right. I mean,
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they're still not building that many
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things. They uh
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>> Oh, yeah. What? I wrote down something
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that happened.
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>> Takes time. I don't know how they It's
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just so sad that
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>> Oh. Well, well, the big trick was $100
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million was raised in a fire benefit
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with huge acts. You know what I mean?
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Rockstar. I remember that benefit. Yeah.
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Made made a lot of
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>> going directly to the victims. So, so
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far nothing has gone to the victims. So,
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that was a big problem.
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>> Where is the money? Is it with the
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Somali in Minneapolis or [laughter]
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>> It got funneled. They go, "You're good
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with money. You guys can handle this
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under."
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>> Yeah, you're good. Just give it to you
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guys.
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>> You know what you're doing. [laughter]
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>> Yeah. So, that's frustrating for
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everyone to say the least. And I don't
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even know what NOS's do, but it it went
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into little funds where they decided
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what to do with it and sometimes that
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goes into some red tape and different
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things and uh salaries and it doesn't
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quite get to the people. So,
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>> now they're going to build some of it
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for low-income housing, which I mean
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kind of makes sense. It's not what
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everyone wanted that lived there, but I
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get why they do that stuff. Um and but
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but not doing permits like they're not
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really helping people rebuild quickly.
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>> Um it's very tricky. I don't know the
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minutia of it, but first of all, it's
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like all the wires and the gas lines and
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all that and then it's just getting all
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the debris out while keeping that stuff
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intact and then actually breaking ground
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and starting to build and then certain
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neighborhoods are completely decimated.
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So, do you try to do it all at once?
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You're bringing in water. I I know it's
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complicated and I don't know what but
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where the 100 million what is a good
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question because that fix it. You should
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know how to fix it.
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>> All right. Okay. So, you clear the
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houses out. You get all the electrical
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and water really really good. And then
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you you bring in a lot of wood and a lot
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of carpenters and a lot of stuff. Well,
00:16:08
you go and you design the homes and then
00:16:11
you build the homes,
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>> right?
00:16:13
Well, there's Aladina.
00:16:15
>> Labor Day, it's done.
00:16:17
>> That's That's what I'm thinking.
00:16:18
>> Uh, Aladena, Palisades, Malibu, you
00:16:21
know. So, I told you I used to have a
00:16:23
house there
00:16:24
>> fully [ __ ] toast, fully just in
00:16:26
crumbs.
00:16:27
>> Um, but
00:16:29
you shouldn't joke about it because
00:16:31
people
00:16:31
>> We're not We're not trying to joke.
00:16:32
We're a comedy show joking
00:16:34
>> uh about the tragedy. We're just we're
00:16:37
kind of we're frustrated like everyone
00:16:39
else that there's not more progress
00:16:42
being made. Well, because then then here
00:16:44
come it's like
00:16:46
>> the same broader problem with people
00:16:48
paying taxes in California when they're
00:16:51
building a hundred billion dollar train
00:16:54
to Sacramento, San Francisco area that I
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don't know if everyone's clamoring for
00:16:57
it when you could take 10 billion and
00:16:59
probably fix a lot of problems in
00:17:01
California, but they keep pushing this
00:17:04
10-year thing about the train. That's
00:17:06
just one of the crazy things. the
00:17:08
homeless, they lose 20 billion, but they
00:17:10
want more money for it. That's why
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people get tired of paying tax and
00:17:14
going, "What are you doing?" Gavin
00:17:15
Newsome just vetoed a bill asking for an
00:17:20
audit of where the money for homeless
00:17:21
goes. He said, "Not a chance. You're not
00:17:24
going to see that." [sighs]
00:17:25
>> That's
00:17:25
>> Well, I don't think anyone could
00:17:27
disagree with this. There are states, I
00:17:29
don't have them off hand, [laughter]
00:17:32
>> who basically you go to their website
00:17:35
and they tell you where all the money is
00:17:36
going. Yeah,
00:17:37
>> line by line. Maybe it's thousands of
00:17:40
pages a year, but you can see where it's
00:17:42
going. So when there's he's behind the
00:17:44
curtain, don't pay attention to Gavin
00:17:46
Newsome. You know,
00:17:48
>> it's a little bit
00:17:49
>> frustrating because you go, you can't
00:17:50
ask for more. I mean, if someone's if
00:17:53
you're if you're in a household and
00:17:54
someone's blowing all the money, you go,
00:17:56
what are you spending it on? Don't worry
00:17:57
about it. Just give us more. You go,
00:17:59
>> well, I'd like to see some [laughter]
00:18:02
something. And if it's fixing homeless,
00:18:04
great. But don't just take it and then
00:18:06
be like homeless has gotten worse. You
00:18:07
go
00:18:08
>> it's like you just excuse me Kevin
00:18:11
excuse me. Um could we ask where uh the
00:18:17
20 billion went or
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>> That's a great question but no
00:18:20
>> G. I'm sorry. We're
00:18:22
>> That was G asking.
00:18:24
>> Was Gar a little bit of G. But
00:18:25
[laughter]
00:18:26
I told Wayne I'd ask. I'm just wondering
00:18:29
if you know where the 20 billion went.
00:18:31
Uh, we're looking into it, but right now
00:18:34
we don't have any answers. But my main
00:18:36
message to you is just ride around in
00:18:39
your AMC Pacer and get some red rope
00:18:41
licorice cuz we ain't telling you
00:18:43
diddly.
00:18:44
>> Red rope. [laughter]
00:18:46
>> I I could probably go through 20 billion
00:18:48
on DraftKings during the playoffs
00:18:50
because I'm so bad at betting.
00:18:53
>> Yeah, I've heard I've heard that about
00:18:55
you and I said, "No, I'm not going to
00:18:57
spread rumors." When I tell people I won
00:18:59
$100 and I brag, I don't mention I lost
00:19:04
900.
00:19:05
>> No one ever does that. They always talk
00:19:07
about their wins.
00:19:08
>> Here's what I won. And everyone goes,
00:19:09
"Oh man, you're you're living the high
00:19:11
life."
00:19:13
[laughter]
00:19:14
>> I know what I'm doing. I I took the
00:19:16
algo. Actually, if I was smart, I would
00:19:18
bet and use chat GPT or use whatever
00:19:21
just to say what are the best odds of
00:19:23
the best teams and players and do it
00:19:25
that way. someone bet
00:19:29
a lot of money because you can bet on
00:19:31
anything and I don't know if it was a
00:19:32
Bitcoin site or something like that but
00:19:33
they made a bet where you could you know
00:19:35
you're gambling that Trump that Maduro
00:19:38
would no no longer be in power by like
00:19:40
January 31st or whatever the date was
00:19:43
and they made the bet like three hours
00:19:45
before they started the mission
00:19:47
>> oh I know the inside info yeah
00:19:51
>> yeah they said it was a guy his last
00:19:54
name was Hexis but he he No way.
00:19:57
[laughter]
00:19:58
>> No, I'm kidding.
00:20:00
>> They have a predictive This is the best
00:20:02
invention.
00:20:04
>> Predictive gambling. So, it's not
00:20:06
gambling.
00:20:07
>> You're predicting the future.
00:20:09
>> Predicting events. Yeah. It's not like
00:20:11
>> you think Avatar will make over a
00:20:14
billion dollars and you say, "Okay, I'm
00:20:16
betting
00:20:17
>> $100." And they can do that legally and
00:20:20
you're not
00:20:21
>> sports betting. It's some loophole and
00:20:23
those stocks are uh skyrocketing.
00:20:26
>> Yeah, you can bet about anything. You
00:20:28
could bet how long will Avatar be in
00:20:30
theaters?
00:20:31
>> Yeah.
00:20:32
>> Yeah. Will David When is the next time
00:20:35
David Spade will wear a blue sweatshirt
00:20:38
on the podcast? You could bet that.
00:20:39
>> When will uh Dana stop talking about
00:20:42
Housemade? What year? [laughter]
00:20:47
[clears throat]
00:20:48
I can switch to Marty Supreme anytime
00:20:51
you want.
00:20:52
>> What decade will Bus Boys come out in?
00:20:54
[laughter]
00:20:56
>> Was Bus Boys ever actually real?
00:20:59
>> Yes. Was Bus Boys Will we find out Buzz
00:21:02
Boys was never shot?
00:21:03
>> It was just [laughter] you and Theo in a
00:21:05
room laughing your asses off. I think
00:21:07
everyone's going to think that we made a
00:21:09
movie. No, I could. Uh, okay. I saw The
00:21:13
Pit last night cuz it's all the rage.
00:21:16
>> Oh, The Pit. this [ __ ] doctor show.
00:21:18
Yeah.
00:21:18
>> Do you know about it? It's actually
00:21:20
really good. It's a That's a bit gory,
00:21:23
but it's actually
00:21:24
>> Oh, they do they show like operations
00:21:27
>> and legs and things and Yeah, it's
00:21:30
>> [ __ ] Last night I was watching What's
00:21:31
Up Doc? What's the one where it's a
00:21:33
female doctor?
00:21:34
>> O'Neal. No,
00:21:36
>> it's called Doc. No, it's just called
00:21:37
Doc, but it's exactly the pit. I mean,
00:21:39
>> a doctor show
00:21:41
>> Grey's Anatomy.
00:21:42
>> They all have a hook. I don't know what
00:21:44
this one is. might be she goes in the
00:21:47
past and remembers something from 10
00:21:49
years ago, but it's just the same thing.
00:21:50
A guy has a problem. Oh, are they
00:21:52
related? Let's get 10 cc's of Ringer's
00:21:54
lactate. And so that's all it is is a
00:21:57
fastmoving hospital and then the
00:21:59
problems of the doctors. But what is the
00:22:01
pit? Is that what that is?
00:22:02
>> The pit. It just at least the first
00:22:04
episode just takes place in the most
00:22:07
radically packed hospital emergency
00:22:09
ward. So it's no
00:22:12
>> move coming through.
00:22:14
>> Yeah. coming through. He's got a leg guy
00:22:15
and then they're like get a C5474
00:22:17
>> hematoma hematoma lobos we need some
00:22:20
liposine rhy for CC clear okay patient
00:22:24
is you know I mean it's very detailed
00:22:27
but it moves really fast and it's uh
00:22:30
>> it's like er
00:22:31
>> Heather the the name of the lead sorry
00:22:34
no
00:22:34
>> it's no wy right
00:22:35
>> yeah was it Wy or Wy
00:22:37
>> Wy because he's from ER it's the same
00:22:39
thing
00:22:39
>> and he's great the the acting's great
00:22:42
and everything is great
00:22:43
>> er again everyone It's er
00:22:45
>> but with with with
00:22:47
you know live streaming kind of gore you
00:22:50
know I mean
00:22:50
>> is it all in one day?
00:22:52
>> Yeah I think so.
00:22:53
>> I think
00:22:54
>> but I don't know if the whole show is
00:22:55
like that just the first episode. Yeah.
00:22:59
>> I don't want to give this away about
00:23:00
Buzz Boys but it's all in two hours.
00:23:02
It's just a reality show. We just all
00:23:05
it's two hours in the day of a bus.
00:23:07
>> Well as far as medical shows and I don't
00:23:09
know if this is true because this is
00:23:10
very successful. I guess it's Hulu's
00:23:13
going to do one about an extremely
00:23:16
handsome doctor called Brad Pitt. So, um
00:23:21
>> Oh, it's there's The Pit and there's
00:23:22
Brad Pitt.
00:23:23
>> The Brad Pit. Brad Pit is just a show
00:23:25
about a really [laughter] handsome dog.
00:23:26
>> It's a guy named Brad Pittsburgh.
00:23:29
>> By the way, is
00:23:30
>> I like puns.
00:23:31
>> Is the pit because of Pittsburgh?
00:23:35
>> No, they call it the pit and he gets in
00:23:37
trouble. I don't know because he he just
00:23:38
says it's the suckiest place on earth, I
00:23:40
think. I miss you.
00:23:42
>> Well, maybe it is part of Pittsburgh.
00:23:44
You're right. And they call, "Welcome,
00:23:46
welcome to the pit." You know, so
00:23:48
>> the first day they go, "You're new here.
00:23:51
Welcome to dog [ __ ] town."
00:23:53
>> Right. And the they have these interns
00:23:55
following around and they have to see
00:23:57
all this gore and blood and everything
00:23:59
and one of them passes out and stuff
00:24:01
like that.
00:24:01
>> Well, if you're if here's inside
00:24:03
Hollywood stupid [ __ ] If you're
00:24:05
pitching a show to Netflix or one of the
00:24:07
networks,
00:24:08
>> yeah, the showrunner is probably the
00:24:10
most important. If you're going to do a
00:24:11
show like this, they will buy it off a
00:24:13
showrunner. So, if you're doing comedy
00:24:15
and [snorts] you go, Tina Fay is going
00:24:16
to produce it and write it with me,
00:24:18
>> blah blah,
00:24:19
>> they're looking at that more than the
00:24:22
star. you would like a star attached
00:24:24
>> or one or two,
00:24:26
>> but they want a whole package because I
00:24:29
think anyone can walk in and say, "What
00:24:31
about a crazy hospital where it's very
00:24:33
fast moving, but who takes care of the
00:24:36
doctors
00:24:38
and their problems?" And then everyone
00:24:39
goes, "Ah."
00:24:41
And so that's a very general idea, but
00:24:44
you get the guy that did er you get this
00:24:47
and you get no wy and you get some super
00:24:49
smart people and a great director that
00:24:51
knows how to shoot that [ __ ] It's very
00:24:54
hard and the actors have to be that
00:24:56
dialogue is flying and you can't
00:24:58
>> and they're all good. So somewhere in in
00:25:00
the that the chain of command, the
00:25:02
producer, the director, the writers, and
00:25:04
the actors said, "Let's make a next
00:25:07
level hospital emergency room show."
00:25:09
>> Yeah. where it's
00:25:10
>> what's the next version that people will
00:25:12
be in.
00:25:12
>> Yeah. And it's very it's very
00:25:14
compelling. I have to say, you know,
00:25:17
>> I bet er would look slow right now
00:25:19
because it was great at the time, but
00:25:21
what's next? What are we doing? What's
00:25:23
Tik Tok? Everything's got to go faster.
00:25:25
>> Yeah. Everything everything's faster.
00:25:27
They don't have commercials, you know,
00:25:28
just bam bam bam bam. So with with, you
00:25:31
know, with er it'd be like,
00:25:34
>> damn it,
00:25:35
>> we need some oxygen stat. And that and
00:25:38
now a word from Kellogg's Cornflake, you
00:25:40
know, right in the middle. So,
00:25:41
>> well, you might not know this day and
00:25:43
you know a lot about
00:25:44
>> people don't remember commercials. Go
00:25:45
ahead.
00:25:46
>> But I did a spin-off of Facts of Life,
00:25:49
which is an old show.
00:25:51
>> Oh, you?
00:25:52
>> And I played a med student.
00:25:55
>> Well, wait a minute.
00:25:56
>> 25 grand. It was so juicy.
00:25:58
>> What was it called?
00:26:00
>> It was a fact of life spin-off pilot.
00:26:03
>> Was it called Fster Hall? No,
00:26:06
>> it's called the little pit. I [laughter]
00:26:08
worked at a hospital
00:26:11
>> and No, I worked at a hospital and
00:26:13
Richard Grio was on this I'm I'm giving
00:26:15
away my age.
00:26:17
>> He
00:26:17
>> Let's go back to 1959.
00:26:19
>> It was Natalie from Fax Life.
00:26:23
It was Mickey Rooney as a child. No, I'm
00:26:26
not that old. It was Natalie from Fax
00:26:27
Life,
00:26:28
>> right? and she spun off where she moved
00:26:31
to New York
00:26:32
>> and then she has roommates and she lives
00:26:35
with a bunch of people. I'm one of them.
00:26:37
I'm a do I'm a med student.
00:26:39
>> Greeko
00:26:41
was a great looking
00:26:41
>> pilot.
00:26:42
>> So I did the pilot and in the pilot I
00:26:44
have to come home. I'm the goofball. But
00:26:46
then at the end I'm on the balcony and
00:26:48
like a little fan on me like this. She's
00:26:51
like what's wrong? I'm like I lost one
00:26:53
today.
00:26:55
And it's like first patient I lost and
00:26:57
it's really moving
00:26:58
>> exist anywhere in nature
00:27:00
>> I'm sadly I think so and then we'll play
00:27:03
it next week and then I I lost the
00:27:05
patient and then
00:27:07
I kind of lost the show for it. I think
00:27:09
my acting really there's no losing going
00:27:12
on. Nothing
00:27:13
>> and the guy that was the good-looking
00:27:15
kid immediately when that didn't get
00:27:17
picked up got his own show called Booker
00:27:19
and he went on for five seasons as a
00:27:22
superst. It's always humiliating. You
00:27:24
walk in, you're reading for something,
00:27:26
and then you see 10 guys that kind of
00:27:28
look like you, and you go, "No one has a
00:27:30
chin. They're pretty short. [laughter]
00:27:33
>> They're kind of cute."
00:27:35
>> What are all these other squids doing
00:27:37
here? [laughter]
00:27:38
>> It's like, "Oh, so this is how if you
00:27:40
walk in, everyone's muscled up and like
00:27:42
6'5, you kind of know you're in the
00:27:44
right place."
00:27:44
>> No, the worst times I've gone in for
00:27:46
like the good-looking guy, you know,
00:27:48
Dana Mos, I go up for hunk parts.
00:27:50
>> Yeah, I remember. goes this uh local
00:27:53
hunk surfer walks in and and I'm in the
00:27:55
room with all these goodling guys going
00:27:58
I hope to god we're not all reading for
00:28:00
the same thing and they're like what are
00:28:02
you reading for he doesn't have like a
00:28:04
dopey friend and I go no I'm the guy man
00:28:07
surfs up and they're like yesesh I go
00:28:11
how we're reading all five scenes they
00:28:13
go we're just going to read one line
00:28:14
from one that's all we need today that
00:28:17
is a trick in an audition there's five
00:28:19
scenes you memorize all night It's
00:28:20
impossible. You get in, you got them all
00:28:22
ready. You read the first scene and they
00:28:24
go, "Thank you." [snorts] I go, "Well,
00:28:27
there's four other ones. I'm really good
00:28:28
in the fourth one. It's the best one."
00:28:30
Like,
00:28:30
>> good.
00:28:31
>> I think we have our answer.
00:28:33
>> Well, I would eventually I realized I
00:28:35
had no power because I wasn't on TV, but
00:28:37
they were sending me out to audition a
00:28:39
lot.
00:28:40
>> So then what I would do was I would
00:28:42
never have a picture. So I'd be the guy
00:28:44
with no 8 by10 because that seemed kind
00:28:46
of weak. Here's my photo.
00:28:48
So I also would crumple the script up
00:28:52
and put it in my back pocket even though
00:28:54
I'd studied it and made my choices. I
00:28:56
bring it out like what is this again?
00:28:59
>> Good.
00:28:59
>> Where again?
00:29:01
>> Yeah.
00:29:01
>> But you know what are you doing all
00:29:03
this?
00:29:03
>> I read for Paul Newman, you know, and
00:29:06
Joanne Woodward. I tested for Amadeas. I
00:29:10
did a pilot with um Seinfeld guy,
00:29:14
Michael Richards. Yeah.
00:29:15
>> You wanted to play Charlie Chaplan's
00:29:17
friend.
00:29:18
>> I played Yeah, I read for Chuck Chaplain
00:29:21
part two.
00:29:21
>> You auditioned for that that old movie
00:29:24
where you hang on the clock. They had a
00:29:26
fake clock there and you be like
00:29:27
>> with Buster Keaton. [laughter]
00:29:30
>> Well, I did get uh Tough Guys with Bert
00:29:33
Lancaster and Kurt Douglas.
00:29:35
>> I swear to you, and I'm not even lying.
00:29:37
Last night, my buddy goes,
00:29:39
>> "Let's watch Tough Guys."
00:29:40
>> No, he sent me a picture of Blue Thunder
00:29:42
and he goes, "How did I not see this?"
00:29:44
And how did I not know Dana was in it? I
00:29:46
go, I don't know. A lot of people know
00:29:47
this. It was it a year?
00:29:49
>> It was stupid. I just I don't know what
00:29:51
I was thinking, you know. Okay, I'll
00:29:54
read for Blue Thunder.
00:29:55
>> Of course, take it.
00:29:56
>> So, I read it and I got a little
00:29:58
confused. I'm reading with James
00:29:59
Fentino. I read it and I got confused
00:30:01
and I adrove
00:30:04
home to the valley. I drove an hour
00:30:06
away. There were no cell phones. I got
00:30:07
home and they called me and said, "They
00:30:09
want you back." You know,
00:30:12
>> you got to go back and read again.
00:30:13
you're in the finals. I had to drive
00:30:15
back. So then I got the silly thing and
00:30:18
then I was just
00:30:20
>> Quinton Wonderlo in a helicopter with a
00:30:22
helmet. A fake helicopter they sh
00:30:24
>> That was your stupid name.
00:30:26
>> Yeah. And all my lines were literally
00:30:28
like James Fentino go jam him Joffro.
00:30:30
Cuz I my nickname was just another
00:30:32
frustrated observer. Joff jam him. And
00:30:35
my line was David I [ __ ] you not. I
00:30:37
don't think even Daniel D. Lewis could
00:30:39
score this. I am jamming. I am jamming.
00:30:43
Cut. [laughter]
00:30:44
>> That's good stuff, dude.
00:30:45
>> And then I got fired in front of
00:30:47
>> Damn it, Joffo.
00:30:49
>> Damn it, Joffo. Jam. I am jamming, Jim.
00:30:53
But
00:30:53
>> jam it up your ass, Jim.
00:30:54
>> James Fantino liked a cocktail. So, he
00:30:56
had styrofoam cups this big. I thought
00:30:58
they were water. So, he gets out of the
00:31:00
chopper. I go, "Fuck." You know, he goes
00:31:02
down the ladder. I go, and it was
00:31:04
straight vodka.
00:31:05
>> I love it. [laughter]
00:31:06
>> And then basically the day I got fired,
00:31:09
they said, "Dana, come down." The whole
00:31:11
100 people are there. I'm in the outfit.
00:31:13
I got the helmet on. I take it off. I
00:31:15
come down the fake helicopter and they
00:31:16
go, "You're fired." So, I had to walk in
00:31:19
front of everyone. The Walk of Shame.
00:31:22
And I went to the wardrobe guy was super
00:31:24
nice. And I I was I was a little I
00:31:27
wanted to be fired. I think that's why I
00:31:29
got fired. But I said, "I I do comedy.
00:31:31
I'm actually kind of funny." He goes He
00:31:33
goes, "That's all right, son." Put his
00:31:35
hand on my shoulder. That's okay. And
00:31:37
then eight years later, right after I
00:31:39
got off of SNL, I was at an event and he
00:31:41
was the the wardrobe guy and he goes,
00:31:43
"YOU WERE RIGHT."
00:31:44
>> OH, that's great that that came around.
00:31:47
>> Isn't that a cool story? That'll trend.
00:31:48
>> Yeah. What about James Franino? Was he
00:31:51
in my favorite show, Long Street or not?
00:31:54
>> I don't.
00:31:55
>> That was a little baby. He played, I
00:31:57
think, a blind detective.
00:31:59
>> Did he?
00:32:00
>> Why aren't they redoing that?
00:32:01
>> He does.
00:32:01
>> Blind detective who doesn't know [ __ ]
00:32:04
>> and he's solving crimes. Yeah. In an
00:32:07
allnew sightless.
00:32:10
>> No. Long Street.
00:32:11
>> Long Street or Blind Street.
00:32:12
>> And I remember in Variety they said Long
00:32:14
Street. It's a long shot to get picked
00:32:16
up. [laughter]
00:32:18
>> Was that a western?
00:32:19
>> No. He had a dog and he was just so It
00:32:22
was around the era of Nightstalker.
00:32:24
>> Darren McGavin.
00:32:26
>> Oh, I love Nightstalker.
00:32:27
>> I'm so [ __ ] old. I'm sad.
00:32:29
>> And I love KJack. Yeah.
00:32:31
>> Go Jack
00:32:32
>> with the lollipop, you know.
00:32:34
>> [ __ ] yeah. Who loves you, kid?
00:32:35
[laughter]
00:32:36
>> Who loves you, baby?
00:32:37
>> Look, it was Analog Time. Every single
00:32:40
millennial, Gen X, I don't even know all
00:32:42
the flavors. They all worship the Analog
00:32:45
Time. They watched reruns of Gray's
00:32:47
Anatomy, like millions of them, because
00:32:50
there's no live, you know, all that. So,
00:32:53
there's no
00:32:54
>> Let's get to some top stories. We would
00:32:55
talk about the Golden Globes, but it
00:32:57
just happened and we didn't see it,
00:32:59
>> right? Well, I'll make a
00:33:00
>> Nikki Glazer did great.
00:33:02
>> Nikki Glazer did great. That's a good
00:33:04
one. All right. What's this? [laughter]
00:33:08
Read it.
00:33:09
>> This is Rutgers professor says whiteness
00:33:12
is going to have an end date. We got to
00:33:14
take these [ __ ] out. I agree.
00:33:17
>> I agree. I mean, um,
00:33:19
>> we've got three people right now that
00:33:21
agree. Me, you, and her.
00:33:22
>> I mean, I'm not literally, you know,
00:33:24
when think about like this is [laughter]
00:33:26
white. Am I white? No, I'm I'm splotchy.
00:33:30
>> No, they don't mean us.
00:33:31
>> They don't mean us. So,
00:33:32
>> no, there's people out there that are
00:33:34
annoying.
00:33:35
>> Yeah, we got to take these [ __ ]
00:33:36
[laughter] out. Well, at least it's
00:33:38
colorful. It's uh very clear.
00:33:41
>> It's clickbaity.
00:33:42
>> It's clickbaity. And Rutgers is a very
00:33:45
reputable university.
00:33:47
>> Listen, Whitey's having a rough go of it
00:33:50
lately, but let's keep going. Let's see
00:33:51
cuz we're taking a few shots. There's a
00:33:54
there's a woman that gave a speech and
00:33:56
she kind of came down, but I might agree
00:33:57
with her, too. Where's that video?
00:33:59
>> Mhm. Danny, you're really white. I'm
00:34:02
like I'm sort of blending. I'm like,
00:34:04
>> uh, if you get up close, I'm blotchy.
00:34:07
>> Okay, this is New York Mayor.
00:34:09
>> She works in Mandany's administration.
00:34:12
>> Tenant
00:34:13
>> tenant director. I don't even know what
00:34:14
that is. Okay.
00:34:15
>> Housing, [snorts] you know, rent.
00:34:18
>> I think the reality is is that for
00:34:20
centuries, we've really treated um
00:34:23
property as an individualized good and
00:34:25
not a collective good. I don't know what
00:34:27
that means. And we are going to and
00:34:29
transitioning to treating it as um
00:34:32
>> a collective good and towards a model of
00:34:34
shared equity
00:34:35
>> will require that we think about it
00:34:37
differently and it will mean that um
00:34:41
>> families especially white families but
00:34:43
some POC families who are homeowners as
00:34:45
well um
00:34:46
>> are going to have
00:34:48
>> a different relationship to property
00:34:50
than than than the one [laughter] that
00:34:51
we
00:34:52
>> different relationship.
00:34:53
>> Yes. I actually saw this and my wife and
00:34:56
I kind of went, "Yeah." So, we're
00:34:59
starting to foster a different
00:35:01
relationship with our property.
00:35:03
Ironically, and bizarrely, I got a
00:35:06
letter from the governor's office saying
00:35:07
that Paul and I qualified to move into
00:35:10
your house.
00:35:11
>> My house?
00:35:12
>> Yeah. It was just some they put it in a
00:35:15
computer like how 2000 or something. But
00:35:17
>> that's a new relationship with my
00:35:19
property, which
00:35:20
>> I am. I'm going to I'm rethinking my
00:35:22
relationship with my property, you know.
00:35:25
>> What does it mean, do you think, though?
00:35:27
>> I don't know. I mean, I saw Dr. Shivago
00:35:30
is this famous movie. Doesn't date
00:35:32
people,
00:35:33
>> but the uh Soviet Union is forming and
00:35:36
they're they're they're taking over and
00:35:38
they just go into people's houses and
00:35:40
go, "Get out. We're going to put nine
00:35:43
families in here." So, it sounds a
00:35:45
little bit like communism,
00:35:48
but I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm
00:35:51
rethinking my entire relationship with
00:35:53
with property.
00:35:54
>> I don't know how many bedrooms you have,
00:35:55
but you might be able to only have one
00:35:58
person moving with you.
00:36:00
>> You're looking at it. [laughter]
00:36:02
>> Superman.
00:36:03
>> Well, Superman can sleep in here.
00:36:06
>> He can stay. No, I I That's New York,
00:36:09
though. I think
00:36:11
>> Yeah, that that's that's New York. and
00:36:13
they
00:36:13
>> and it's all smooshed in with all these
00:36:15
places. So trying to figure out ways to
00:36:19
>> he won the election and he's a socialist
00:36:21
Democrat and so he's just doing that
00:36:23
brand. Bernie who I kind of admire has
00:36:26
been of that political stripe for his
00:36:29
whole career.
00:36:30
>> Don't proceed. Don't proceed. WE DON'T
00:36:34
HAVE WE HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY but it's
00:36:37
not in the right hands. But I get it.
00:36:39
You know people like
00:36:41
>> I get it. We keep We didn't have famous
00:36:43
billionaires back in the day. We didn't
00:36:45
have as many billionaires.
00:36:46
>> We didn't have any.
00:36:47
>> Yeah. So,
00:36:49
>> I don't think anyone was a bill. When I
00:36:51
grew up, my friend, this girl I liked,
00:36:54
>> her dad was a millionaire. We thought at
00:36:56
school. We had no proof. We went over to
00:36:58
his house to see him.
00:36:59
>> Mhm.
00:37:00
>> I honestly wanted to see what he looked
00:37:01
like. And I swear to God, we went over
00:37:04
there and I'm like, it's like seeing an
00:37:06
alien. I'm like, he looks like regular
00:37:08
people. They're blending in. [laughter]
00:37:13
>> He He walks. He talks, but
00:37:15
>> he talks like a normal thousanda, but
00:37:17
he's a millionaire. So, I thought, do
00:37:20
you have a million dollars? Like, where
00:37:21
would you even where where is it? Is it?
00:37:24
And I'm looking in rooms.
00:37:26
>> Inflation.
00:37:27
>> Where's a pile of money? Uh, and then he
00:37:30
goes, "Do you want to do some work on a
00:37:32
house this summer on my roof?"
00:37:35
And I'm like, "I can't ask for a million
00:37:37
even because I think that's all he has."
00:37:39
I know he's going to pay us a lot.
00:37:41
>> And
00:37:42
>> that was not that was not the case.
00:37:43
>> Oh, that's how he got to be a
00:37:45
millionaire.
00:37:45
>> He's like he's like, "Here's 20 bucks."
00:37:47
I'm like, "To get on this mother effing
00:37:49
[ __ ] roof and in the summer in
00:37:51
Arizona and do anything. If you just
00:37:53
climb up the ladder, give me 20 bucks."
00:37:55
>> Yeah. No, in those days, I mean, my
00:37:57
first job, well, first I when I was 18,
00:38:00
I went to McDonald's and they said, "You
00:38:02
can sweep the parking lot."
00:38:05
>> And the starting wage was a buck 35. And
00:38:08
I said, "If you give me a buck 40, I'm
00:38:10
in right now."
00:38:11
>> Right now.
00:38:12
>> And they said, "I I gotta talk to my
00:38:14
boss."
00:38:15
>> So I eventually I got a job as a
00:38:18
dishwasher at the Holiday Inn. And guess
00:38:20
what? 260 an hour.
00:38:24
>> You got that much more. You doubled it.
00:38:26
>> 260. But it was 260 dishes an hour. I It
00:38:30
was I was drenched in sweat. I had a
00:38:32
giant thing I'd run them through because
00:38:35
it was holiday and breakfast. just
00:38:37
piles. I would eat off the plates.
00:38:40
>> The boss guy who hired me came back
00:38:42
every 20 minutes and say, "Are you going
00:38:44
to finish your shift?"
00:38:46
>> Cuz the last 10 guys tapped out. Said,
00:38:48
"Fuck this, man. Not for 260. I'm going
00:38:50
to drench the sweat, cut my hand with my
00:38:52
Hobart 3000, eating French toast. That's
00:38:55
just off a thing."
00:38:56
>> I ate everything off when I was a
00:38:58
dishwasher. I ate everything that came
00:39:00
through. And when I was a bus boy, I ate
00:39:01
everything I took off table. Not a
00:39:03
question.
00:39:04
>> I was a bus boy, too. But we called
00:39:06
ourselves table maintenance personnel
00:39:08
managers, you know, gave us some, you
00:39:10
know, a little bit, you know,
00:39:11
>> a little more juice.
00:39:12
>> Gave gave us a little juice. So, we were
00:39:14
both dishwashers. We were both bus boys
00:39:19
>> and we were both on Saturday Night Live.
00:39:21
>> Yeah, it's funny. We have a lot going
00:39:22
on.
00:39:23
>> It's funny. Funny little.
00:39:27
>> Okay, so next one. Let's see what else
00:39:29
we got.
00:39:29
>> Yeah, we're doing so.
00:39:30
>> We're doing so good. We're so
00:39:32
>> proud. This is just funny. [laughter]
00:39:39
>> And your Venezuela guy
00:39:42
>> in jail and Diddy's doing his hair in
00:39:45
braids which is hysterical.
00:39:47
>> I know.
00:39:47
>> And they took my oil too. He says for
00:39:50
the people.
00:39:50
>> So that's just a funny pun and it's a
00:39:52
funny cartoon.
00:39:54
>> I forgot people don't they only if they
00:39:56
only listen. It's Diddy doing his hair
00:39:58
and he says he took my oil too.
00:40:00
>> Yeah. You have to I mean
00:40:02
>> simple to the point funny look.
00:40:04
>> Last week I was observing that that
00:40:07
Trump you know he was criticizing George
00:40:10
Clooney in kind of a Trump way like he's
00:40:13
never really been in a movie. He's quite
00:40:15
frankly not a movie star. He's won like
00:40:17
two Oscars. And I thought what's the
00:40:19
ultimate? It's like if uh Hussein Bolt
00:40:22
attacked Trump would Trump would be like
00:40:25
he never ran very fast. He's not even
00:40:28
very fast. So you look at him, he's
00:40:30
quite frankly he's very slow, you know.
00:40:32
>> Quite [laughter] frankly, it's the
00:40:34
funniest thing. It buys him a little
00:40:37
time when he's talking.
00:40:38
>> Oh, he never runs out. He just goes goes
00:40:40
goes.
00:40:41
>> That's unreal. What about he wants
00:40:42
Greenland now?
00:40:44
>> Well, he wanted it. He made some inroads
00:40:46
[laughter] before and then then he went
00:40:48
he got Canada shiny object
00:40:51
>> and now he's back. Now we have a treaty
00:40:53
with Denmark regards Greenland signed in
00:40:57
1951.
00:40:58
that allows us to build any kind of
00:41:01
military base we want there. And
00:41:03
Greenland's people today said, "We'll do
00:41:05
whatever you want, but could you ask
00:41:07
nicely?"
00:41:08
>> Yeah.
00:41:08
>> Trump said, "We're not going to take
00:41:10
over. We're not going to blow anything
00:41:11
up, but we could we put some bases.
00:41:13
We'll get the rare earth." The rare
00:41:15
earth. And if you think about it, you
00:41:16
look at Earth. Rare Earth. We're going
00:41:19
to get rare earth. It's not easy to say.
00:41:21
I don't think JD Vance can say it. We're
00:41:23
going to get the rare earth. We're going
00:41:24
to give you 2% off the top. 2%. That's a
00:41:28
lot for Denmark. It's a little tiny
00:41:30
country of a jelly.
00:41:31
>> I know. [laughter] He says Greenland
00:41:33
only has about 148 people. He always
00:41:35
lowballs what what's going on.
00:41:37
>> It's got like 45,000.
00:41:39
>> Yeah, that's still low.
00:41:41
>> But I do think the traditional thing is
00:41:43
you go in, you get the rare earth and
00:41:45
you spread it nicely with with the
00:41:46
peoples,
00:41:47
>> right? You cut them in, give them a
00:41:49
little wet the beak a little bit. But it
00:41:51
is a little weird if like 400 years ago
00:41:54
some people from Denmark in a canoe went
00:41:56
there. It's like a billion miles across.
00:41:59
We claim this for Denmark for all time.
00:42:02
>> We get this.
00:42:03
>> We get I [laughter] mean it says you got
00:42:06
to you got to go fast. We should have
00:42:08
gone to like Russia like we put a flag
00:42:11
on the moon. Do we own the moon? I don't
00:42:13
know.
00:42:13
>> You know, do we own the moon? It's a
00:42:15
good question.
00:42:15
>> We should have said that then if we said
00:42:17
it.
00:42:18
>> Can I ask you a question? Please. So,
00:42:22
because uh my mind it's I have hard time
00:42:24
wrapping around this. So, in 1969 with a
00:42:26
slide rule and a tin can and a hope and
00:42:28
a dream and scotch tape, we put dudes on
00:42:31
the moon. And now with all these
00:42:33
advancements, 75 years later, NASA
00:42:36
finally said, "We're going to put four
00:42:38
astronauts in a thing and they're going
00:42:41
to circle the moon and land again." Hey,
00:42:44
it's 1968. We did that in 1968, I
00:42:47
believe. So what?
00:42:48
>> I know. They said we don't have the
00:42:49
technology anymore. They lost it. I'm
00:42:51
like
00:42:51
>> lost it. Where is it? At Arby's in the
00:42:54
parking lot or something.
00:42:55
>> Yeah, they lost it. Someone's
00:42:56
[clears throat] pocket.
00:42:57
>> We had the We had the all this. We can't
00:42:59
We just They fell in a sew pipe.
00:43:02
>> By the way, we didn't have an iPhone.
00:43:04
We've done all this stuff. We can't
00:43:06
figure out how to get back.
00:43:08
>> No, the computer way. Yeah, it was like
00:43:10
a Yeah, it's
00:43:12
>> And they had a hard line that there's no
00:43:14
delay. Hey, how's it going on the moon?
00:43:16
We're here, man. It's all good.
00:43:18
>> But but honestly, for must-sea TV with
00:43:22
digital television, put some dudes on
00:43:24
the moon and some women. Build a little
00:43:27
hotel or something.
00:43:28
>> Yeah. Love Island.
00:43:29
>> Just call it Love Island Moon. And and
00:43:31
make it the biggest show.
00:43:32
>> Love Island Moon.
00:43:33
>> Love Island Moon. They don't have
00:43:35
gravity. Everything stays up. The men
00:43:37
who have a problem downstairs, they
00:43:39
don't even know because the gravity goes
00:43:40
up.
00:43:41
>> The gravity. And you look at it, you
00:43:43
think about it, everybody's talking
00:43:45
about it. Quite frankly, I think it's a
00:43:47
great idea.
00:43:48
>> I like I like when he wants Greenland
00:43:50
and he goes he's like Michael Jackson
00:43:52
when he used to walk on those places
00:43:54
like Maxfields and he's like one of
00:43:56
those one of those sir that's not for
00:43:58
sale. Okay, three of those and I want
00:44:00
that. All right, send them. And they're
00:44:02
like these aren't for sale. You're in a
00:44:04
park. I know. Well, [laughter]
00:44:06
just rich. just [gasps]
00:44:08
uh well, we just have our own spin on
00:44:11
it, but it's it's it's not boring out
00:44:14
there in Trump land and we're making
00:44:16
moves. You know,
00:44:17
>> we make fun of everyone.
00:44:18
>> We take over. If we don't like them, we
00:44:21
come in in the night and we have a
00:44:23
little thing where we can turn out the
00:44:24
lights in the city and then they're all
00:44:26
they're, you know, the helicopters come
00:44:28
in low and it's like a really really
00:44:30
good assault. By the way, our friend
00:44:32
Marcelo Hernandez, uh, I'm going to go,
00:44:35
I think, see his special tonight. He is
00:44:38
in town and, um,
00:44:40
>> he said he wants to come on. We haven't
00:44:42
had him on, shockingly. So, uh,
00:44:44
>> Oh, yeah. He's great, man. I just love
00:44:46
he does he's he's uh
00:44:48
>> he's good on that show. He's a new
00:44:50
Kevin.
00:44:50
>> Great on the show. What was the one that
00:44:51
we love? Oh, he did a Sebastian.
00:44:53
>> Sebastian,
00:44:54
>> which really really popped.
00:44:56
>> The special is out, I think, now. So,
00:44:58
yeah, that's good. All right. What other
00:45:00
story? We'll do another one. Even though
00:45:02
we're doing two month, we're doing so
00:45:03
good.
00:45:04
>> Someone has a heart out. Here we go. A
00:45:06
teenager is facing criminal charges
00:45:08
after sticking googly eyes on an 88,000
00:45:12
sculpture.
00:45:14
>> Who decided that?
00:45:15
>> Well, can't you take the googly eyes
00:45:16
off? Why is What is the What's Why were
00:45:19
>> they can't because it'll chip the paint.
00:45:21
>> Oh, so the sculpture. So, he [ __ ] the
00:45:24
sculpture. And
00:45:25
>> by the way, let's back up and say I'm an
00:45:27
artist. Let's make a royal blue pelican.
00:45:31
No, penguin with a gut. That's my next
00:45:35
big project. And uh I don't want to ruin
00:45:38
Yeah. Bad posture.
00:45:41
>> Penguin sad with uh distended belly. And
00:45:45
then but I don't want anyone messing it
00:45:48
up.
00:45:48
>> And then he puts it in the middle of a
00:45:51
park. I always see stuff in parks. I'm
00:45:53
like, we did not pay for that. I hope we
00:45:55
did not pay for that. And then I don't
00:45:58
like people ruining things, but this is
00:45:59
not the worst.
00:46:00
>> Well, what are you going to do with the
00:46:01
kid? Bring him to court? You know, Bill
00:46:04
Bill Swinson, do you uh
00:46:06
>> how do you
00:46:07
>> freely admit guilt to putting googly
00:46:09
eyes on a distended belly plastic
00:46:13
penguin in Wilson Park last Saturday.
00:46:16
>> He pleads down to regular eyes.
00:46:19
>> Yeah. I didn't even know they were
00:46:20
googly eyes, man. I just found I found
00:46:23
them on a on a trash can. No, they were
00:46:25
actually on the playground and I found
00:46:26
the good guys and I said, "Maybe I'll
00:46:29
attach it to that stupid penguin thing."
00:46:32
Yeah,
00:46:33
>> you're out of order.
00:46:34
>> Yeah, that royal blue eyesore. But
00:46:37
artist is also, is it worth 88? Who's
00:46:40
deciding this dumb
00:46:42
fee for this artwork? I don't know. I
00:46:45
changed my mind on modern art when I was
00:46:48
at the museum of whatever [ __ ]
00:46:50
[laughter] you know, and there was a
00:46:53
there was a painting that was 50 feet
00:46:55
wide and like 15 feet tall. It took up
00:46:58
the whole thing, pitch white, but one
00:47:03
red dot in the middle. Now give me a
00:47:06
million dollars. Come on.
00:47:07
>> I'll buy it. Right.
00:47:09
>> That's what you call fake art. Okay,
00:47:11
it's fake art. Well, every when people
00:47:13
say art is moneyaundering, it sort of
00:47:15
makes sense because these rich guys go
00:47:18
back and forth and say, "I'll give you I
00:47:20
bought a painting for 40 million. I'm
00:47:22
going to sell it to you for 70 million."
00:47:23
>> Yeah.
00:47:24
>> You get for 100 million.
00:47:26
>> And and that's the one thing you can't
00:47:28
really put a price on. So,
00:47:30
say, "Oh, that's not worth that." You
00:47:33
know, cuz if I buy a car, I would love
00:47:35
to write to the IRS and say, "I spent 2
00:47:37
million on this uh 68 Nova."
00:47:41
And if it's just a regular Nova, they
00:47:43
go, "No, it's worth 2,000."
00:47:45
>> Well, here's
00:47:46
>> if it's art.
00:47:48
>> Here's the deal. The I remember Dennis
00:47:51
telling me once, "Cra, in the end of the
00:47:53
day, Carvy, it's about planes and
00:47:55
paintings." Now, there's there's
00:47:57
trillions of dollars sloshing around in
00:48:00
the global economy. all these newly
00:48:02
minted millionaires and billionaires.
00:48:04
They've got the multiple houses. They've
00:48:06
got the multiple G5s, but there's only
00:48:09
like maybe 10 five or 10 bas.
00:48:15
You know, there's a built-in scarcity
00:48:18
and it's kind of some of the collecting
00:48:20
you've done. It it you tend to make
00:48:22
money on these things if you have the
00:48:25
>> if you can prove it's scarce and it's
00:48:26
real. Yeah. Even baseball cards, all
00:48:29
that. I do like that stuff better
00:48:30
because there is a finite number of
00:48:32
them. But when you go to artwork and you
00:48:34
feel like you're being clowned, like
00:48:36
these people that just spray paint, they
00:48:38
have a crowd. They just throw paint on a
00:48:40
wall or they're on a swing. And I'm
00:48:42
like, is this really that hard? I mean,
00:48:43
>> now you can use AI, you can use
00:48:45
projectors, you can tape, you can
00:48:47
squeeze, you can do whatever. When I
00:48:49
retire, which I won't till I'm 95, but
00:48:51
when I do, I'm going to just do visual
00:48:54
art.
00:48:55
>> Yeah.
00:48:55
>> But you're actually good at it.
00:48:57
>> Well, I just like it. I don't know if
00:48:58
I'm good at it, but I do like it. And
00:49:00
that there are no rules. It's kind of
00:49:02
like with music. You can pitch a voice.
00:49:04
You could the AI can do the music. It
00:49:07
the the creativity. Like right now, we
00:49:10
should probably announce this. It's
00:49:12
probably awkward to do it at this point.
00:49:14
>> Time. Yeah.
00:49:15
>> Well, I'm a digital AI reproduction of
00:49:19
Dana Carvey. I know I look like him.
00:49:22
Really cool looking and really funny and
00:49:24
all that, but I'm not him. And that's
00:49:26
David's digital rep. So, we've presented
00:49:29
this. Um,
00:49:30
>> no, I'm still
00:49:32
>> chat GBT. [laughter]
00:49:34
>> I have chat uh THC and I ask it to do
00:49:39
stuff and it goes, "Oh my god, I just
00:49:40
woke up. I can't [clears throat] do it."
00:49:41
Um,
00:49:42
>> okay. That's a pretty good,
00:49:43
>> by the way. Pull the blinds. Ask me
00:49:45
again in 1 hour. [laughter]
00:49:48
>> But at some point, that is possibly
00:49:50
real. We know that people doing
00:49:53
podcasting, their ads are read by AI.
00:49:56
That's that's do that's happening right
00:49:58
now. They can do your voice and do your
00:50:00
cadence. We do all ours.
00:50:02
>> Hello. [clears throat]
00:50:04
>> Yeah, we do all ours. We grind.
00:50:07
>> Hello, I'm David Spade. And they go,
00:50:10
"No, Chad GBT. No, David Spade from, you
00:50:13
know, Tommy Boy."
00:50:15
>> Who's that guy?
00:50:17
>> Hello, I'm David Spade. Chat GBT. That
00:50:20
sound nothing like him. No, David Spade.
00:50:22
You've seen him on Letterman. Okay, let
00:50:24
me try my next voice.
00:50:26
>> Rackom.
00:50:27
>> Rackom. Oh, I'm David Spade. [laughter]
00:50:31
>> There you go. That's more like
00:50:32
>> Now that's that's Spade in a nutshell.
00:50:35
>> All right, let's do one more great
00:50:37
story.
00:50:37
>> One more great story.
00:50:38
>> I know you've got a heart out.
00:50:40
[laughter]
00:50:41
>> I got a heart out. I'm not going to
00:50:43
>> No, actually, I'm doing Hotel
00:50:44
Transennsylvania stuff.
00:50:46
>> You actually have a reason to go. You're
00:50:47
going to another job. I have to go
00:50:49
somewhere.
00:50:50
>> Yeah, you're going to
00:50:50
>> Let's see. I don't I don't know what
00:50:51
this one is. Let's see. It says Ringo
00:50:53
Star.
00:50:53
>> Star was at Manchester airport and there
00:50:56
was a UK Tik Tocker there called Ed
00:50:58
Matthews was on live stream and Ringo
00:51:00
Star.
00:51:01
>> Ringo Star Ringo Star just casually
00:51:04
walked up into the live stream and
00:51:07
started talking to him
00:51:09
>> and he didn't even recognize who Ringo
00:51:11
was.
00:51:11
>> You what mate?
00:51:13
>> Take a look at this.
00:51:14
>> Yeah, mate.
00:51:15
>> Yeah, mate.
00:51:16
>> Oh, no. Oh, you're not on the radio.
00:51:18
>> You're right, brother. Where you from?
00:51:20
>> I'm from Liverpool.
00:51:21
>> Oh, really? I've just come from
00:51:23
Manchester.
00:51:23
>> Ah, we must be brothers.
00:51:26
>> I know. Is it real? Cuz I do that.
00:51:29
>> Who is that?
00:51:31
>> Oh. Oh, from Liverpool. Uh, the boys.
00:51:35
>> Peace and love.
00:51:36
>> Peace and love. The boys. There we go.
00:51:38
Peace and love. Peace.
00:51:39
>> Oh, you got the balloons. Look at how
00:51:40
you did it, Dana. Look at that.
00:51:43
>> Now, I think that might be real because
00:51:44
the guy just goes
00:51:47
He's too worried about his stream.
00:51:50
>> And then when Ringo's standing there in
00:51:51
like an airport ready to fly or
00:51:52
something, whatever he's doing.
00:51:53
>> And the guy's the Ringo guys covering
00:51:55
the lower part of his face.
00:51:57
>> But it is Ringo. Yeah.
00:51:58
>> Oh, it is Ringo.
00:51:59
>> That's why it's interesting because he
00:52:01
goes up and then he goes, "Must be
00:52:03
brothers."
00:52:04
>> Yeah.
00:52:04
>> They were like brothers. Peace and love.
00:52:06
>> By the way, you wouldn't give that fake
00:52:07
of a laugh to a real beetle. He goes,
00:52:09
"We must be brothers." and he goes,
00:52:10
"Haha." I'd be like, "We [laughter]
00:52:14
can't be brothers, you know."
00:52:16
>> Yeah. I'd pop a stitch on that one. And
00:52:18
then then he kind of drifts off and then
00:52:20
he's reading the stream and he goes,
00:52:21
"Beetle Ringo. What do you what do you
00:52:23
say?"
00:52:25
>> He goes, "Ringo, what?" And he's like,
00:52:26
"Oh, that was Ringo." Now, is it a
00:52:29
riveting story? No. That's not what we
00:52:31
do here. Well, I read a thing the other
00:52:34
day and it was I think it was um Sean
00:52:37
Lennon being worried that the Beatles
00:52:40
could be forgotten.
00:52:42
>> Will the Beatles be forgotten?
00:52:45
And um
00:52:48
>> it'll be a long time because Beethoven
00:52:50
and you know Mosart haven't been
00:52:52
forgotten.
00:52:53
>> They're still
00:52:54
>> there's still tribute bands for
00:52:56
Beethoven. The Beatles are are something
00:52:59
that happened that shouldn't have
00:53:01
happened even even to them. It's it's
00:53:03
it's too much variety, too much
00:53:05
exploratory music, too many barriers
00:53:08
crash through, too much influence on
00:53:10
music. So, I'm sorry. I'm a Beatle fan.
00:53:13
And you know what's weird? I'm the only
00:53:16
one.
00:53:17
>> There's only one. I'm I'm the final one.
00:53:19
Conan a little bit. You
00:53:22
>> Well, the be Yeah, I am a big fan. Did
00:53:24
Beethoven Beethoven is so
00:53:28
>> so influential they named a dog movie
00:53:31
after him?
00:53:32
>> Well,
00:53:34
and also his greatest composition
00:53:37
>> is literally
00:53:43
he did it with one finger. He was having
00:53:46
a soda pop on the other side.
00:53:47
>> Sod pop.
00:53:48
>> Hey Toin, you got a new song? Yeah, I
00:53:50
think aum.
00:53:52
That's genius. Never forget.
00:53:55
>> That's it.
00:53:56
>> That's it. And then
00:54:01
>> I read for Amdus. I tested for Amadeas.
00:54:04
I was very close to getting that part.
00:54:06
>> The guy who played
00:54:07
>> Moart favorite movie.
00:54:10
>> Really?
00:54:11
>> Huh?
00:54:12
>> She told Dustin Hoffman you were in
00:54:15
Tootsie, which is my third favorite
00:54:17
movie or something.
00:54:18
>> Tootsie really holds up for the type of
00:54:20
movie.
00:54:21
>> So good. Tootsie is great. Charles
00:54:24
Durning.
00:54:25
>> I I love Tootsie. If I don't care where
00:54:27
you're from, you'll laugh at Tootsie.
00:54:29
>> Yeah, you'll love Dusty in that. Dusty
00:54:32
was so good in that.
00:54:36
>> Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce
00:54:39
me [laughter] as Adam Sandler
00:54:42
as Benjamin
00:54:44
the graduate.
00:54:46
>> All right, let's wrap up. I think we did
00:54:47
good. I was going to say I'm with Nikki
00:54:49
this weekend in Vegas. if anybody's out
00:54:51
there. And after that, it's Wisco,
00:54:55
Pittsburgh,
00:54:57
Nashville. There's a lot of them.
00:54:59
>> This weekend at Caesar's Palace in
00:55:02
Vegas, which by the way, I did a
00:55:04
corporate dating there. It's an
00:55:05
incredible [snorts] theater. And it's a
00:55:07
theater.
00:55:07
>> You play the Coliseum.
00:55:08
>> Yeah. And the stage is slightly goes
00:55:11
like that, but there it's it's such a
00:55:13
cliche, but there's no bad seat in the
00:55:15
house. The way they built it, everyone
00:55:18
feels like they're right on top of you.
00:55:19
So, it's great for the audience and
00:55:21
great for you. And
00:55:22
>> Nick,
00:55:23
>> we did promos in there and I was like,
00:55:24
"Oh, this is it. This is so cool." But I
00:55:26
think I I went to see someone there and
00:55:29
I was like, "This place is going off."
00:55:32
>> It's It's cool. It's a It's a very It's
00:55:34
probably the coolest venue. It's big,
00:55:36
but it's not too big, you know? That's
00:55:38
what she said.
00:55:38
>> So, next time I will tell you how it
00:55:41
went. We'll talk about it.
00:55:43
>> Oh, excellent. All right. Well,
00:55:44
>> okay. Have a good day. Happy
00:55:46
anniversary. And uh
00:55:47
>> yeah, we'll see you next time. We'll
00:55:49
have a full report [music] next time we
00:55:51
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Episode Highlights

  • The Jiffy Pop Debate
    A humorous exchange about the nostalgia of Jiffy Pop and its relevance today.
    “Does Greg know what Jiffy Pop is?”
    @ 02m 19s
    January 12, 2026
  • Anniversary Reflections
    Discussing the significance of turning 43 and the simplicity of love.
    “You’re my favorite husband.”
    @ 04m 13s
    January 12, 2026
  • RK Non-Alcoholic Spirits
    Exploring the rise of RK's non-alcoholic spirits that mimic traditional cocktails.
    “They contain zero alcohol, zero sugar, zero calories, yet taste like the real thing.”
    @ 11m 07s
    January 12, 2026
  • Predictive Gambling
    Exploring the concept of predictive gambling as a new trend in betting.
    “It's not gambling; you're predicting the future.”
    @ 20m 02s
    January 12, 2026
  • The Pit: A New Medical Drama
    Discussing the fast-paced medical show 'The Pit' and its similarities to 'ER'.
    “It's like ER but with live streaming kind of gore.”
    @ 22m 31s
    January 12, 2026
  • Dana's Humorous Audition Stories
    Dana shares his humorous experiences auditioning for various roles in Hollywood.
    “I was the guy with no 8 by 10 because that seemed kind of weak.”
    @ 28m 44s
    January 12, 2026
  • Rethinking Property
    A conversation about changing perspectives on property ownership and societal structures.
    “I'm rethinking my entire relationship with property.”
    @ 35m 51s
    January 12, 2026
  • The Millionaire's Secret
    A humorous take on childhood perceptions of wealth and the reality of millionaires.
    “He looks like regular people. They're blending in.”
    @ 37m 08s
    January 12, 2026
  • Love Island Moon
    A comedic idea for a reality show set on the moon, playing with the concept of gravity.
    “Love Island Moon. They don't have gravity.”
    @ 43m 31s
    January 12, 2026
  • The Beatles' Legacy
    Sean Lennon worries about the Beatles being forgotten, but their influence remains undeniable.
    “The Beatles are something that happened that shouldn't have happened even to them.”
    @ 53m 01s
    January 12, 2026
  • Tootsie's Timelessness
    A discussion on the enduring appeal of the movie Tootsie and its humor.
    “If I don't care where you're from, you'll laugh at Tootsie.”
    @ 54m 27s
    January 12, 2026
  • Vegas Show Excitement
    A preview of an upcoming performance in Vegas, highlighting the unique venue.
    “There's no bad seat in the house.”
    @ 55m 15s
    January 12, 2026

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  • Trucker Hat Talk01:46
  • RK Spirits Introduction10:41
  • Forest Fire Anniversary12:54
  • Lost Patient26:53
  • Fired on Set31:11
  • Recognition of Talent31:43
  • Love Island Moon43:31
  • Tootsie Love54:20

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