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all right let's start it Danny it's Superfly as we all know everyone's excited about rived uh setting their
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clocks uh it's a unique it's it's Unique it's a unique Superfly I'm just gonna
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say that up front it's not a tease we're gonna do something a little different David yes oh David um well we uh you
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know back during the pandemic we were all glued to the Tiger King I was also
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and um Joe Exotic who had a lot of funny
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uh uh catchphrases and funny things going on a very interesting situation down there and the uh zoo is a loose
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word uh I guess it was a zoo yeah I don't know I don't know if it was a zoo yeah and uh and all his cast of
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characters it was like a movie and it was they were always saying you should do a movie about that and it's it's almost so uh exaggerated it's hard to
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make a movie right but who was floated who was Flo that we know to play Joe Exotic in
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the Tiger King movie oh that's right spadle yeah and uh that's not a I mean I
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don't know what it was well maybe it's because of Joe Dirt he's maybe because of Joe Dirt I kind of look like this guy
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and uh but he was very funny very care so I go by the funny part and uh it never we never talked about but I never
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really pursued it because it it was one of those lightning in a bottle shows and then and then you know time goes on by
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the time something would come out it probably wouldn't have been as exciting but now he's in prison m and uh for go
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ahead Dana for apparently hiring someone
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to murder his Nemesis Carol Basin who was sort of an animal rights activist in
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the area and wanted to shut down Joe's Zoo because she thought he was cruel to
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the Tigers and he thought she was cruel also and also killed her husband he he
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says allegedly right right it was red Redneck Heaven it was in Oklahoma and
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everyone's got a body buried everyone's got a bottle of booze in their back pocket and there's R Wild tired running
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around was mes you don't want to look too closely at anything like you go to anyone's yard and you start da you're
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going to find something so yeah uh on the surface it seemed like a fun goofy show to talk about and then when you
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diggle deeper it gets a little it's a little twisted I I read that he
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shot he shot five tigers and uh I I
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don't like shooting Tigers sure I think we I think we can all say we're safely
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against that yeah um and so basically we've got him he's in jail and he's
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going to call in it's like a radio show he's going to we got a caller we got a call we will not be able to she uh Joe
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but uh we're going to hear his voice I bet we put up a picture of him mhm that's what they do imagine him talking
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um hopefully we'll ask the questions you want us to ask you know we probably
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won't but we we're gonna hopefully yeah I did seven seconds of research so I'm
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locked and loaded I know we all know about him we all know the Bas reads you know yeah we know this but we're sort of
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playing for the big Strokes of what people know and uh speaking of big Strokes I had a big
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night last night porn no I'm kidding oh um just
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sounded like a good setup well if we if we have a few moments it was interesting that the astronauts got rescued on
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SpaceX yeah after Boeing Starliner had some issues and couldn't bring them back they
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were going to be there for what eight days and they were there for 10 months and there are side effects oh yeah yeah
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I have a I have a question about this day I'm glad you brought up and I know everyone's supposed to uh hates Elon
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Musk but he did do a good thing yes yesterday I guess what's this Elon M stuff I mean come on calm down a little
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bit compartmentalize it if you don't like Doge go after that but SpaceX is
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you know an amazing achievement for a private company I mean they totally
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dominated our friend Jeff basos because he really said to NASA I'm gonna give you a billion I'll do anything you want
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they looked at both spacecraft and the one that Bill Shatner went on didn't quite make the great what about when it
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lands and they have like those Chopsticks just grab it when it lands on SpaceX it's it's almost impossible yes
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it goes I gotcha yes and that to be able to
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reuse it instead of throwing it in the ocean brings the cost way down so that again was a revolutionary feed of
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engineering and I don't think people know this I'm just going by the facts don't I don't want to get any letters no
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Mark andreen is a big Silicon Valley investor intact for decades I know him
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casually he explained that that Elon is first and foremost an engineer so if
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there's a problem with SpaceX or Tesla or whatever he goes and sits in a room with the engineers for 12 hours I like
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that and is act that's why he can attract such great other Engineers because he speaks their language there's
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no barrier a CEO I'm going to go golf and make a spaceship he's actually in there so I think if anyone is kind of
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considered a genius he has to be you can hate a genius but at least acknowledge that SpaceX is a revolution and starlink
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why I'm talking to you right now yeah also um here's one part about the
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landing that I read about today that was interesting is that a former astronaut said that they don't make money while
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they're up there even though it's supposed to be for n days so they probably made an extra 1,200 or something for 10 months yeah because
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they get paid a travel allowance on those days so it's this sounds like a
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joke because it sounds funny but I want to get to the bottom of what they got paid because that wasn't part of the
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plan so that's this this as said that happened to them and they got $4 a day
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they usually get about $4 a day as an astronaut that's just bad management if you sign a contract you should have a
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agent you should have a stranded stranded say again this call Press five
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you're on with daavid Dana Joe Joe come
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in Joe are you on the space station are you on I know it sounds like he's on SpaceX uh Joe uh what's today like what
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did you have for breakfast let's just start how are you feeling I've never been in prison and I've never been in prison for I guess seven years and I
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know you want to get out but what did what how how have you changed just being in prison all these years
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what's it like you know what I wouldn't believe it if I wouldn't have had to come live this
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I really I really wouldn't uh it's crazy if the if the general taxpayer knew uh
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what was going on in here uh they they would either close it all down or cut
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cut something they they' have to cut something this is this is really it's
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there there's no fiction I mean if I had have done something wrong there's no fiction what
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I done wrong because this is all about drugs and alcohol and [ __ ] in
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here I in prison it is is that what you're saying Pard yeah it's it's crazy
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if they think they're gonna win the war on drugs out there they need to start by trying to win the war on drugs in here
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are drugs run on the outside from the inside yes oh okay and what are the names and
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addresses of the guards who let the drugs come in no the names rest of the bad guys too I there people just want to
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stay in prison right because they get drugs three three meals and then they get to go run around and lift weights is
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that some people kind of like prison because of this a lot of them are are are what do
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you call it uh lifers conformed to be to to to this
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lifestyle yeah sure yeah yeah yeah because it's it's it's sort of
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a structured life that is you know when you get on the outside that's why there's a lot of uh mental instability
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out in the real world more and more every day because it's just so hard to function in a regular Society but there
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you got walls you got meals you got rules and uh I guess you got drugs and
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and Mike Tyson said he had a blast in prison so it's it's a little different
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than than what you would picture at least the prison that I'm in because the
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prison that I'm in there's no doors there's no bars it's it's open dorm uh
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like a a college you know I like that floor plan you have
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movement every every hour you know for 10 minutes you can go from from place to place you know whether it's library or
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wreck or chow hall or whatever uh but it's it's pretty it's pretty insane uh
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the amount of drugs you know I I made it 55 years uh without seeing heroin uh K2
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fentol or sasan until I came to federal prison were you tempted to get back on
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or were you ever on drugs and got off I don't remember you know that's the thing that I that I I saw finally saw Tiger
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King For the First Time about four months ago oh really oh it was a great show I mean it was riveting right I was
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I was pretty disgusted with it to start with because I was like they me out to
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be this big meth head and I'm the only one on the show with teeth wearing clothes you
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know it's a good point it's kind of like it's kind of
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like the the show that Kate McKenna made that was Joe Versus Carol did you watch
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that yeah I was I was aware of it I didn't watch it was it more accurate or
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what from your point of view I mean they made me out to be a whole lot more gayer than I am you know
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so but they made you super gay yeah if they if they wanted to make money they
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would have cast David to play me because that guy that played me went way over the top man listen I can do super gay
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just give me some notes it was it was you know before
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before they actually came out with that they were gonna cast Nicholas Cage and I was like no no Nicholas Cage is too dry
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I said come on I said you wanna you w to have a real show you gotta cast David
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Spade to play jok yeah how about this here's my audition [ __ ] you Carol Basin you
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[ __ ] I I say you got it I say we got we got a Joe Exotic we have to make a third
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movie we call have that down so you know I have three movie uh offers right now
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and uh oh you know I'm I'm pretty sure that i'mna make it out of here either with a pardon or on appe pill this year
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one or the other so yeah when when we do this new show we have got to team
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up a classic ah [ __ ] yeah I like you have more movies than me and Dana do and
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you're in jail you got three going you God what an agent agent who's your agent
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uh what about uh didn't you did your you can't ask Trump but did your some of
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your team or was that someone else not involved with you asking for a federal
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prison I I can't ask Trump what oh uh for a pardon or did did some other
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people try to sort of uh help with that well you know uh my people are are
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allowed to record phone calls so I've I've made some pleas myself you know and
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then Jerry Jones's lawyer uh the owner of the Cowboys has done a press
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conference and made a plea to him um I've got I've got an active clacy
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application you know in in the white house now and then and then the good thing is
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uh en rcky I I'm not sure if I'm saying his name right but he's he's pretty cool
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he's the leader of the pr boys he's gonna be he's gonna be in Maro at Maro
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Saturday and he's going to uh talk to him about pardon okay that's uh sounds sounds like
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a SAT Night Live sketch Trump what did you uh um by the way who
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was the last person we talked to some people from Tiger King I did before I couldn't get to you but when I was on my
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old show lights out and uh is when was the last person to see you did anyone come in to visit you or is it or do you
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still stay in touch you know you know what's crazy is uh the only person that
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has even checked on me was John rinky the guy with no legs the the the old
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manager MH he he checks on me pretty regularly but other than that nobody has even
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concerned themselves whether I'm dead or alive if Carol Basin came to visit you
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and you were across the glass what do you think that conversation would go like Carol had a conversation yeah she
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came to visit you in prison and you two were talking what would it be like weird
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you know the CRA you know the crazy part is me and Carol really didn't have that
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bad of a war going on it was just she made money convincing people that I was an abuser because I abused baby tigers
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because I took them away from their mom and I made money on my my podcast I
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guess you'd call it it was actually just an online television show back then uh on Joe exoct tv.com I made people I made
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money because it was easy to make fun of her because she was just bat [ __ ] crazy and and I know she killed her husband
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you know but that's where our war started was when I started investigating
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Don Lewis's disappearance and uh I kind of went to [ __ ] from there but you know
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I could actually look Carol in in the face you know right to this day and the conversation would have to be like you
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know you might have put me in prison but you didn't put me in a cage because I've never been in a in an actual jail sale
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uh but you know she threw me she threw me in prison there's 1400 dudes in here it's not that
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bad well well if I go to prison I'm going to find out how to do that if you
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if you could go back like seven or eight nine years what would you have done different do you have any regrets of
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thinking of how you would have handled the whole situation i' never have let Jeff low in
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my life okay okay he was toxic to you or what was the problem well Jeff Lo is the
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the scammer you know he conned his way into to my Zoo claiming that he was this
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millionaire had all this money find out you know come to find out after after he got his name on half the property he was
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supposed to invest $300,000 Kelly was behind on his car payments he he didn't have anywhere to
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live you know and then what what has he got he's he's pretty much selling his
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wife on in on only fans to make a living now it's like a bad episode of Magnum PI
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yeah it's crazy but so you and Carol were sort of more like wrestling at the beginning like you
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know it was sort of an exaggerated version like enemies but you're just hyping it up for the show and then it
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took a turn when uh it always takes a turn for the worst if somebody gets killed and then you mention that and
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then it UPS the stakes and now it's now now she's really out for Revenge that's kind of it yeah you know since since the
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since the show came out since I've been arrested you know she's gotten on on TMZ
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this call is from a federal oh [ __ ] I think I saw on Kelly Clarkson um yeah
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she gets out there you're right you know she she got out there and she actually rooted for a pardon for me a couple
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years ago and then you know and then about five months ago she put on her
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YouTube channel two videos uh of her right-hand girl
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and Alan Glover The Hitman talking on a telephone where Allan admitted that he
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lied about it all so she's actually put evidence out there that that's on my appeal right now that prove I'm innocent
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so why did the Hitman lie well you know he he worked for Jeff
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for so many years and I think Jeff has some pretty good dirt on him because he
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he' done all of Jeff's Dirty Work and Jeff wanted my Zoo so bad that I think he blackmailed Allen you know according
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to the the affidavits and the and the video deposition we have of Allen now uh
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Jeff pretty much blackmailed him into into doing this so Jeff could get the
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zoo so uh what do you web now it it said
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that you did you euthanized I guess it be a Kinder word five Tigers but it was considered made Carol really mad or what
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was that situation okay I euthanized five Tigers okay and
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and where the jury didn't never get a hear and explain anything was okay I was
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licensed by the United States Department of Agriculture okay and that's who
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allows you to have a zoo and they're the ones who help you write your protocols
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they're the ones who approve your protocols they're the ones who approve everything you do and my usdaa inspector
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kept saying Joe you have 260 tigers why are you keeping these five alive because
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they're so old and they're crippled and they're in pain so we came to the conclusion that we needed to go ahead
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and put them to sleep okay there was there was two ways in the protocol to put them to sleep by
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gunshot or as long as it was done instantaneously okay or by injection of
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of a vet euthanizer by injection well in order to have the vet euthanizing by
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injection you have to tranquilize it first so she can walk in the cage without getting killed all right so that
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takes about 45 minutes and you have to keep tranquilizing them over and over and over and they have seizures and they
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have they have all kinds of thring up and everything else so the vet just
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figured out that you know what let's just put him down with the gunshot and have it done in a half a second so
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that's what we did and we buried them okay well the inspector that told us to do that couldn't be found to subpoena
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her for my trial so the jury never got to hear her okay ah I see yeah so they
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they didn't so they didn't charge me with animal abuse or cruelty to animals or anything else they charged me with
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taking five endangered species without a permit because it wasn't the USDA who
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prosecuted me it was a federal game ORD that was working for Carol that arrested
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me so it was like you [ __ ] charged me with going hunting
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without a permit basically damn ah do you was there a plea deal at any point for less time and
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so forth and so on never never never a plea deal so it was either straight
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guilt or innocence and then they sentenced you to 21 years oof yeah now
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with good good behavior I've already done seven would would you reasonably be out anyway in a couple years or if I
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have to do all of this I'll be out September of 2030 I
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see four four plus years or five years I see you this phone this phone beat and
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it's gonna hang up any second so okay I've wanted for years to be able to
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talk to you David it's just you're that big of an inspiration from your movie you made and this made my
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whole right in the middle of his Oscar speech God damn it well it's it's
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it's obviously uh you sound just like him so he was enamored with you to play him in
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the movie so it's it's very interesting and he just really wanted to meet you I think you're his favorite comedian well
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I heard a lot back then about him and uh you know when it was going on but there was nothing anyone could do about it but
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I do think his story is very interesting the more we hear about it because it does sound like he was hyping
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it up a little bit before and then it got very dark very fast and uh I don't know what to make of it he just see you
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know on the surface he seems like a cool dude to like well it's supposed to be
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innocent till proven guilty so the idea was they had to prove um they had to
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prove that he hired the Hitman I'd have to really look at
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the the proof of that because that was the Lynch bin I think for that the euthanizing the Tigers wouldn't have
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been seven years but but a hire for murder of Carol Basin because he
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believed she murdered his hus her husband so he was a
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vigilante at that point kind of or or was he doing it I mean so and other
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words that's the lynchpin of the case I'd have to look into it I'm not an attorney but no but can you rep
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him well I wanted to announce it today that Joe Exotic has hired me to represent him in a court of law and uh
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we'll we'll be we'll be doing I didn't get to ask him did he gain weight did he lose weight you know some people go to
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prison they most people get very skinny he was very skinny anyway some people shockingly gain weight and then you
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think well that might make sense because the food so horrible it sounds like it says like a college dorm and you walk
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around a lot they probably are fed well I think it's your own choice but I have heard that yeah drugs are rampant in
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prison and a lot of people want to stay in there anyway I don't know enough about the case but he got convicted it
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in a court of law now he's in prison um but we'll see yeah it's very interesting
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we'll see in the YouTube comments um we'll we'll talk more about it next week because we'll hear their questions and
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and see you know we can make from it what you can make from it we we asked some good questions yeah I talked about
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the killing of the Tigers and uh you know um the Carol Basin I thought it him
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him and Carol would it sounded like an awkward Tinder day at the beginning you're like what if you guys got to sit
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across from each other yeah what would you say but that's a good one and also he actually was friendlier about her
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than I would think because after all this whatever happened he's not he
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wasn't doing you do the impression but with a b word Dana Carvey you [ __ ]
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Carol B [Music]
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if he comes out and does a dating show or he and Carol Basin live together like
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you know I was G to pitch him Joe exotic naked and afraid he's in this enclosure
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it's like three miles across like you know um some kind of there's tigers in
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there and can he survive with no weapons or anything just with his intellect can he can he become the Tiger King and he
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gets killed it's just a we could shoot a pilot in the prison okay let's do a we'll do a
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Sizzle what about I do like all the pitches though I just want to talk like
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that you a [ __ ] Carol basket she came in here I can't remember the funniness
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of the show but I remember everyone was into it the whole God dang country was into it well it it's good for followup
00:25:51
Redneck Heaven yeah we just wanted to follow it up I we didn't want to you know take sides in any way it was just
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curious you know so we let we let our viewers decide yeah he didn't we let
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YouTube comments decide but he didn't really sound like it was the most horrible place in the world you know I
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kind of he was had a good attitude about that you can walk every hour I guess there's there's probably lift weights in
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the yard I just know from the movies and stuff like that but it sounds like a low security or minimum security prison it's
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not like Riker's Island uh you know I wonder if there was any other famous people in there you know that do like
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these midlevel crimes so they don't really go to the hard prisons and they get sort of
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scamed around think P Diddy and Harvey Weinstein and others are kind of together R Sam bankman that clown yeah
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they're all in Riker Island having lunch together how you doing Sam what's up P
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it's always like there's some pretty cool people in here and you're like those guys aren't cool yeah oh my God it's so early
00:26:53
Dana I know do you saw our producers question like a pound puppy
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all right what else can we talk about Dan we got a lot a lot to cover we could talk we're going to switch gears here we
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were I was just about say going to say something about the astronauts until we are interrupted by I was saying they get
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they don't make that much up there but we're going to find out about why I say they should have a a stranded addendum
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to their contract stranded yeah yeah yeah they will get it now they'll get a quarter million a month each for every
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month because what happens is without Zero Gravity long I'm not saying
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specifically their case and I hope they end up fantastic you get baby feet because there's no push off with gravity
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so your feet turn into little rolled up soft baby feet your heart gets smaller
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and I'm hoping that they can build that back up you you grow two to three inches
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taller showing that much yeah that long as space because your spine is never sign me up compressed you'd come out 62
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62 smiling I'll cancel my trip to Turkey where I saw my legs off and I had four
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that was that whole thing you know what I say a good good pair of boots and confidence is all anybody needs no way
00:28:09
good pair it's not doing enough good pair boots no I don't even wear boots that's what I should do we'll talk we'll
00:28:15
talk later um but those astronauts yeah I heard you get taller but these are other things they didn't know I didn't know about the baby feet baby feet uh
00:28:23
heart gets a little smaller but they you know another six months I mean it is
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good that Elon got up there now here's again I you guys can put your comments
00:28:34
in so Elon Musk says that he was ready to rescue them earlier but it was
00:28:40
completely the Biden Administration that sort of stopped that from happening I don't know if that's true that's what I
00:28:46
heard heard so that's kind of interesting oh really let's yeah cut to
00:28:52
the comments give us comment we'll read some next week we don't read enough on the air but we'll read some I read them
00:28:58
they're usually pretty nice I said they're usually pretty good and then there a couple get in there couple get in there to sometimes they're just
00:29:03
attention Seekers well it's you're gonna get I don't think anyone has ever gotten a festar
00:29:10
consistently no on on a podcast because there it's gonna be some zeros in there
00:29:15
you know what [ __ ] these guys man you know I mean it's just human nature if it's 5.0 it's fake just go against the
00:29:23
grain uh but I have a question about podcast that uh before start into other
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stuff and I also bought a truck over the break God you can't was there good for I cannot stop can't I want I actually kind
00:29:36
of want to buy a truck because I sort of live on a farm but we'll get to that in a sec I know my buddy goes what are you
00:29:43
hauling like go mostly hats and coats well it's just look they did a
00:29:48
thing and this is not a thing I'm making up they put a man standing next to just a regular sedan they put the same man
00:29:56
standing next to a pickup truck and then they did a poll with women and they're like 87% more attracted to the guy
00:30:03
standing next to the pickup truck do the ma that's what I'm going for yeah uh I
00:30:08
but I go and bring a bring a trailer sometimes to get trucks I go all over I go on Instagram I DM these people these
00:30:14
sites once you get on I'm I'm in the car so I get like old it's always old well what it what was it it was trucks from
00:30:21
the 70s these old F250s I had dinner with a guy last night whose F favorite
00:30:27
car is the the the Camino or is it called the El Camino from the 60s that's
00:30:32
sort of like the first kind of a flatbed truck but also kind of so those are
00:30:38
those and he collects them it like has one 1965 loves it you know who drives in El
00:30:44
Camino um you'll never guess Juan
00:30:50
Corona Mary in bus boy is my character oh see you knew and I knew and I didn't
00:30:56
know that ahead of time folks this is is not rehearsed I did not know that but I kind of figured that you would be a Camino
00:31:04
guy El Camino I think John stain was used to have an up you should have are your is your character called Joe Dirt
00:31:10
but you never refer to it that would have been funny it's funny that that Joe Exotic brought up brought up Jo dirt so
00:31:16
I can see that bus boys has some similarities that I am ready for already
00:31:22
it's really Underdog stuff you know what I mean so there's there's themes in movies the greatest does a lot of that
00:31:28
snob it was uh back in the cattyshack days and stuff it was called snobs
00:31:34
versus slobs and it's the blue collar people versus the elite and yeah Adam
00:31:39
does that in happy gimore he's got the Nemesis is all ivy league and Sandler's
00:31:45
like out Liv in a garbage can and just it'sit the [ __ ] a garbage can you know just the crazy clothes and he steps up
00:31:52
to it like he's a baseball player I mean it's incredibly charming and water boy was another brilliant example of the you
00:31:59
know the guy has nothing going on but he can tackle harder than than any human
00:32:05
yeah it's good if you're extra tough too yeah I don't know how tough I am in bus boys uh but I will say okay so I was
00:32:11
telling you bought a truck bring a trailer I I I will say is it's very it's getting more complicated to buy it used
00:32:17
to be click click byy bye bing bing they should make it a lot easier honestly
00:32:22
because people would buy more quicker well who vets are they vetted I mean do
00:32:27
go look at them and kick the tires so to speak and see the problem with the new world of buying stuff is it moves
00:32:33
quickly started Barrett Jackson I used to go to that in Arizona and then it's once a year and you walk around you look
00:32:39
at them the days of actually driving to meet someone in the Safeway parking lot
00:32:45
and then you sit in the car and you drive it around yeah they're not over but it's also a little more dangerous
00:32:51
but you really have to know what you're doing because most of the cars bought now are
00:32:57
for me or online auction or bring a trailer or Barett and uh you don't sit
00:33:04
in them and you don't drive them and that's the two things you really need to do yeah I think that would be very
00:33:10
[ __ ] neck and you sit like this so if you do that you need to do it so
00:33:17
sometimes I go sit in one of that type so I kind of know what I'm getting and drive it and then if I get a really good
00:33:24
version of that kind of car then I'll have the right are the sellers rated
00:33:29
like a a you Uber driver like like trustworthy you can look online to get that right sometimes I'm bring a trailer
00:33:36
they have a comment section during the 7-Day auction and it's 90% like
00:33:43
mechanics and car people so they're just say can you check the fange on that show me a closeup I think there might be
00:33:48
something little itchy about it and then they really like troubleshoot it almost for you uh but this is getting too
00:33:55
boring other than that I will say well I saw go ahead you follow I just wanted
00:34:00
to say that you know trucks and this and that and motorcycles but you see a guy
00:34:05
with a truck it's like okay cool you know and then it don't got no Muffler
00:34:11
and so it just starts it up and it feels like the car is saying I'm a man I'm a man I'm a man I'm
00:34:18
a man a man I'm a man I'm a man then they put on surf in
00:34:26
USA surf in USA I'm a man man man a man man a man B ran B ran I'm I'm a man yeah
00:34:34
if you can't start the C it's like I'm impendent I can't get it up so that's
00:34:40
not good you wanted aagra what's your best VH starting up
00:34:48
sound effect get on the mic um I can I could do more of a jet
00:34:55
ski stop stop doing that there's water in it is that bad one no I just it's
00:35:01
funny that as if it it triggered me oh
00:35:09
[Music] motorcycle I've been doing a character called sound Effy you know yes walks
00:35:17
across the grass we've done this before Jes opens the car
00:35:25
door adjust through a rearview Mir
00:35:30
starts it up windshield wipers dude with no
00:35:38
rain no here with no rain it's like this you turn them off and then about 10 minutes
00:35:47
later you go oh [ __ ] are they still going that's the [ __ ] inter man
00:35:52
you're like oh this is good then it starts to pour you go back to Full Tilt then you go down it's a [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:35:58
brain twister I don't need this [ __ ] game I can't win here's the world's worst sound effect comedian walk across
00:36:05
the grass open the door adjust the rearview
00:36:12
mirror he's terrible he has one effect that's not bad you're you're the
00:36:20
king of that come on now King all right okay so one quick thing about podcast I
00:36:25
got a new name for Gavin Newsome oh cuz you know what Trump calls him why
00:36:31
does he call him he calls and he says it in a throwaway he doesn't even emphasize it Gavin newsum Gavin newsum is coming
00:36:38
up oh yeah he calls him new Gavin he's got a podcast where he uh yeah yeah I don't know but uh what does
00:36:46
he do I guess I guess they take calls to see how much to raise our taxes but this
00:36:51
this is the name ready and I can't believe it was right there for him gabin nusum gabin new gabin
00:37:00
gabin I'll say here's a new nickname almost like a rapper's name I'm calling him the human
00:37:06
pivot because he is uh he's come out against men playing in women's sports
00:37:13
it's a little shaky for a Democrat and he's also had I think Charlie Kirk which
00:37:18
is a a famous uh podcast who was conservative on his show so I'm I'm calling him the
00:37:24
human pivot he's okay he's pivoting to the center for
00:37:29
2028 202 2028 you got to get right down that middle so he's going to run for
00:37:34
president is that the idea oh my God they're all they all want to be president every single politician at one
00:37:40
point was probably president of the senior class and then they want a power
00:37:46
position Jesus but once you go on the Oval Office with the president you go really this num schull is this
00:37:52
knucklehead is the president no matter who it is you meet Biden I'm to meet the
00:37:57
president United States mommy he's not like iy thought
00:38:04
he'd be all right let's get to the big stories of the day we keep doing Biden
00:38:09
we'll get to Big stor I'm being serious okay big stories here we go wait oh Starbucks ordered to pay this drives me
00:38:17
crazy I saw this story 50 million to a guy burned by hot tea now if it burns
00:38:23
your wiener I'm all in but it always feels exessive because let's say the
00:38:30
drive-thru window the girl gives it to him and it spills if it is not your wiener of very very strong stance M if
00:38:37
it's your legs third degree burns how many people would take third degree
00:38:42
burns for on their legs or a million dollars I bet almost everyone would take
00:38:50
no not everyone a lot of people take a million dollars right but 50 that would I would say it was right
00:38:57
right the face is melted and then it matriculates to as you call it the wiener peeling skin off screaming and
00:39:05
maybe crash your car and do they really get 50 million isn't it kind of like a thing and then look at the bottom well
00:39:11
they ordered to pay 50 million I don't know Ian W it seems like been ordered to pay $50 million in a burn injury case
00:39:18
out of LA County the jury delivered that verdict against Ser jie happened in
00:39:24
February video shows an employee in an array of hot drinks including hot tea at
00:39:30
the drive-thru but a cup was unsecured and it then fell into the L plaintiff Michael Garcia he suffered third degree
00:39:37
burns to his genitals the jury found Starbucks liable for his injuries Starbucks issued a statement disagreeing
00:39:44
with you get theis janal well were they curable the Gen I
00:39:53
mean graph team we let's get deep into this could they have made everything all good again people will still do it take
00:39:59
away my genital I'm not using them anymore take them away and give me three
00:40:06
million how much for your genal I know then you go what would blow for your gen
00:40:12
it's hard not to sound drunk saying the word genital is your honor your honor I just want to say to the court that is
00:40:18
the genitals have you been drinking sir you sound like you're drunk it is a sexy
00:40:23
word I like when girls go let's see them genitals I go you have aest you have a instead of
00:40:31
fantastic you have a testicular imagination it's testicul it's a t see
00:40:37
another thing I have Dan I have a lot to say about this the poor girl I just
00:40:43
saw I thought the guy wasn't close enough to the window going play it again like the zuder film the uh so he had a
00:40:52
she he also made a stipulation that from now on they offered him oh they offered
00:40:57
him 30 million and he said no he said I'll take 30 if as a settlement if you if they
00:41:05
make every employee screw on the cup or make a new way to do it for the tops to make them secure right and they said no
00:41:13
and so they risked it but they had to pay 50 but watch this this poor girl trying to bust her H make her living
00:41:18
working hard look how far that car is Burns genitals C Starbucks liable for
00:41:25
his it looked from our angle look how far she's she's full plank
00:41:30
sticking jury mcia thing they don't tell you is something like this happen genal
00:41:38
47 times a day at Starbucks worldwide so they're paying 50 million a day and
00:41:44
that's why they're the stock Mark is being cruel to them here's my thing that always I always ask what would blow the
00:41:50
jury away they get in there and some guy goes [ __ ] [ __ ] Starbucks I said we give
00:41:56
them 80 million and they're like are you nuts 80 I say we give 60 that's insane
00:42:04
finally they get to the guy going how about 50 that's more like it that's that's a nice now we're talking now
00:42:09
we're talking that's reasonable yeah his head screwed on this is 50 feels good I
00:42:15
listen I know Starbucks is Rich okay but that poor girl is going to get fired
00:42:20
those jobs are tough too by the way just like lining them up anyway we're on this story too long Heather's stretching and
00:42:25
I know when she stretches that means oh when she yeah she starts doing yoga yeah okay that was 20 minutes on
00:42:32
that one oh yoga look at this transition oh wow Bill bellich and Jordan Hudson
00:42:38
Beach day okay so Bill Bill bich the famous
00:42:44
coach and his him his girlfriend he's 73 she's 23 just have to say it they're on
00:42:51
their backs both of them no I don't understand in the second picture he's on
00:42:57
his back it looks like his legs go straight all the way to the knee looks like a grasshopper he's on his back and she's
00:43:05
sitting on his feet yeah that better not be in her
00:43:11
genitals uh I don't know what to make this no that's on her hip bones but it looks a little too much like Hey
00:43:18
Dad put me up here you know what I think is I'm all for them having a slight age Gap I don't care she's three he's 500
00:43:25
now that's fine but I will say he the to me he was
00:43:32
the once absolutely no attention coach out of just regular coaches every press
00:43:38
conference moving on to Cleveland next week you know yeah and she's an influencer so we see who won in this
00:43:45
combo he was called the grumpy Lobster man because he wore this cut off sweatshirt when he was a coach oh yeah
00:43:51
that's right a man of words and now he's got this highflying sexually charged influencer
00:43:58
oh she Char she weighs probably 115 lbs so he he can at least squat that it's a
00:44:04
reverse squat um I find this curious am I Disturbed the
00:44:12
strongest Dana will say is curious I say I don't know what to make of him if
00:44:17
she's of age to consent I don't know listen she's weighs 115 even with my
00:44:23
carry under wood legs I could I could toss her across that beach in two seconds I'm strong my leg is strong and
00:44:28
in the comments they say she calls him daddy so Daddy minimum Daddy no granddaddy no
00:44:36
grandpa no Heather I'm coming back and I'm putting my hat back on God bless them all all right my hair is not great today
00:44:43
Dan and we're not gonna over talk about I I start I got up at 5: am to work on this so it looks I'm not trying okay
00:44:50
this [ __ ] show I like this show today it's fun uh I don't want to be
00:44:55
identified as being in this time in place with you Scarlet Johansson on why she refuses to take photos with fans in
00:45:03
public now this is a great subject because first of all we'll start with we all love Scarlett Johansson she's she is
00:45:10
amazing super sweet known her off and on over the years always friendly yeah I
00:45:16
talked to her a lot when I was in New York yeah the 50th we did a she was in a
00:45:21
sketch it wasn't like we were in it together she actually came up to me at one of the parties and uh she just had
00:45:27
her hair up and was dressed different and she's smaller than you think cuz she plays you know Superstar Heroes and
00:45:33
she's talking to me for 10 minutes and then I finally went oh oh you're Scarlet Joan I didn't know yeah I thought she
00:45:41
was but she's that shows she's quite unassuming for being uh uh stunner but
00:45:47
she she did suddenly ebike Heather remember suddenly eike that was on the
00:45:52
50th but the the interesting big question is
00:45:58
what do you do with fans that want pictures and uh she really I think it's ballsy that she comes out and says she
00:46:05
doesn't take pictures in public she'll take them I think on a red carpet or at
00:46:11
an event when it's work MH about the movie but she's trying to have a regular
00:46:16
life and this rubs people wrong and some people it rubs right and some people it
00:46:22
rubs their genitals but this there's a whole lot of rubbing going on yeah I
00:46:27
okay here's what El she says I like to be in my own thoughts that have nothing to do with what other people think of me
00:46:33
I don't like being self-conscious it is true Dana you know this whenever you take a picture you go I I don't even
00:46:39
want to say it's bad lighting I don't even want to say I look like [ __ ] today because they always go no you don't you
00:46:45
look great it's who care it's just give me that [ __ ] picture I don't care anything I'm like I've got blood on
00:46:50
my face I've got a actual live bloody nose just take it it's fine you look great so I get I get just I was with a
00:46:59
famous person who wouldn't take pictures we were hanging out no you take you're
00:47:05
very nice well you nice I'm too ni I mean Scarlett Johansson is different
00:47:11
she's a movie star she's in Marvel movies she's globally famous yes and
00:47:16
here is here's what I want to add to this which I really discourage is that now sometimes people
00:47:23
will then just start taking video of of you you're walking down the street without permission they'll make a Tik
00:47:29
Tok out of it Scarlett Johansson looks sad or whatever so looks sad why is she so bummed today most people are looking
00:47:35
at Pap Razzi and make that face because they just realize the Fun's over there's someone following them and filming them
00:47:42
so they go oo they weren't in a good mood today it's like well yeah they just saw you so why are they CH chipper and
00:47:48
the problem is that someone like that or really big famous people obviously Brad Pit or whatever they start doing that
00:47:54
they draw a crowd and then they may be there for an hour it's literally logistically impossible the thing that I
00:48:01
would do and maybe people do it we don't know but you can get a prosthetic nose
00:48:07
which changes a face so radically that just sort of almost just goes right on like that and walk around invisible and
00:48:13
I bet people do that um sure and they you don't know it and then you don't
00:48:19
know it they walk amongst us Heather the place where I get my prosthetic wieners
00:48:24
will you see if they have noses thanks on it uh Dana also she's very pretty and
00:48:31
she's always getting attention for being pretty anyway like Zenia you add in
00:48:37
famous and it's too much I do think that men on the on the horny in appropriate
00:48:43
side the predatory side obviously it's it's bigger than women being predatory the other way although it happens I mean
00:48:50
I often thought that why do women Chase pop stars like the Beatles used to get
00:48:56
300 women chasing them but if they'd stopped and turned around the women wouldn't they would have stopped but so
00:49:01
women have a different kind of Lane for what we call creeps sure and and she's
00:49:07
uh exponentially worse especially you're play she she plays uh leading actress
00:49:12
the uh very attractive uh fem fatal in the movie and this can get people crazy
00:49:18
so I have a lot of empathy they just want to be artists they did not plan on what was going to happen and you know
00:49:25
just try to resp respect him when I was a kid I and when I first saw a famous person I didn't go up to him I could
00:49:31
just tell I saw Michael Landon from Bonanza in a restaurant and I got no I'm not gonna go over you can just sort of
00:49:37
tell they would rather be left alone my first one my first instinct was you owe
00:49:42
me you owe me I know and then I go and rub their genitals you know when we were
00:49:48
in Fantasy Springs Dana you were very remember we went to dinner we get a lot of that was that was our own fault we
00:49:55
ate it you know when you work at the same place where you're doing a show it it draws attention we eat there
00:50:03
we ate there I have to say like I don't really have a face and I've told people this before it's it's very benign if I'm
00:50:09
like this and I change my lower jaw to Mickey roor no one sees me so I can walk
00:50:18
around but with David with the trucker hat what's up everybody it's like walking around Disneyland with a guy
00:50:23
dressed as Mickey Mouse I mean everyone you are F Myas but you're very nice to
00:50:29
your fans you're casual we were nice in the airport we're nice to everybody yeah uh but we took I was saying we were
00:50:37
taking so many pictures e the funniest thing is at dinner I never do this and I don't want
00:50:43
to bring any attention to you but can I climb on your shoulders just for one second it is funny when you're in mid
00:50:50
bite excuse me I hate to this I'm like oh and they're like and then they one
00:50:56
lady was just standing there cuz people kept coming up one stood back so I said I was eating and I go are you bringing
00:51:03
us backstage I go we're almost done we're going to pay up and she's like okay and then when I went over to her
00:51:09
she goes can I get a picture I go aren't you don't you work here and she goes well one why are you say why are
00:51:16
you standing I had a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with extra sauce
00:51:21
and I heard I hate to do this so I just Dove my face into the spaghetti meatballs and I turned and it was just
00:51:27
dripping off my face she goes you're not Dana garfo so yeah you're Carrie from
00:51:33
the movie look up Master disguise in one of the first scenes where my character
00:51:40
pistachio spills spaghetti and meatballs on the uh on the people all over their
00:51:46
faces and they're frozen like cartoon characters we never show clips if we could show a clip that'd be awesome no
00:51:52
we can't I couldn't movie all right one more
00:51:57
okay well I don't know we're doing good it's it's amaz oh oh the oh okay play
00:52:03
this everyone on Earth peed into the Grand Canyon you might think it would fill up in less if if Grand Canyon can
00:52:11
hold about 1.2 quadrillion gallons and the average person PE about half a
00:52:16
gallon a day so if all 8 billion people pee at the same time they'd only add
00:52:21
about 4 billion gallons of pee at that rate take over 800
00:52:27
everyone on Earth is peeing in the Grand Canyon for 800,000 years to fill it up
00:52:33
that's I would have bet the under wow that that is that is one big canyon I'll
00:52:39
tell you that I like how it just starts this peeing of the Grand Canyon I what's this story I guess it's if everyone peed
00:52:47
this is what you know Elon Musk is trying to stop it was $2 billion doll to
00:52:52
these scientists to figure out if everyone on Earth P it took him seven years to get the number 800,000 years
00:53:01
just to be on one Tik Tok where we all now you you are had a study where you
00:53:06
said it would take the entire Earth 800,000 years to Phil up the grand Canon
00:53:13
you got paid to figure that out your words not mine and you're mad we're cutting that out of the budget what else
00:53:20
are you working on what's the next one if everyone PED in the Mississippi River
00:53:27
it would take 2 million years to fill it up with poo and faces now can we have a
00:53:33
billion dollars for our study yeah and let me get my puke bucket if everybody puked into the Grand
00:53:41
Canyon we don't know the answer but could we get a half million dollars but
00:53:47
your word's not mine your word's not mine your P not theirs your study uh is
00:53:52
that where all the money is going the doge is trying to I don't know I'm do I'm doing myself you know I guess we end
00:53:59
on that little fizzler but I think so it was a that was a fizzy fizzle but you know uh Joe uh dirt two three Joe Exotic
00:54:10
is that what talk well we had Joe Exotic on if you if you just click toward the end so you can hear more ads
00:54:17
um yeah if you want the ads hey man it's called a post roll I don't think I don't
00:54:22
think we have a post roll we just say good night Cleveland but um so he fanned
00:54:27
out on David this should be in the introduction but that was kind of fun he really is a fan of yours I did like
00:54:34
hearing about that during the one of the few fun things 15 minute interview we
00:54:41
couldn't see him from some federal we tried to get video for people asking we tried to get video and uh yeah they they
00:54:48
said no so and we heard someone behind go can I get the phone I just want to
00:54:53
call my mother I wanted to ask him is he always nervous of getting beat up or something I would be worried like
00:54:59
someone's out to get you you know oh definitely you got we have to create alliances you have to get the big a
00:55:06
boyfriend we didn't ask any of this stuff I know well yeah we're the worst yeah okay well always next time thanks
00:55:14
everybody everybody Dana see you see you next time and thanks thanks for listening and
00:55:21
watching this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is ex exective produced
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