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hey welcome to Superfly it's David Spade with his greasy hair and yeah Dana who's
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lice and fluffy and fresh I'm flu and I'm fluffed and folded I've been preining for 11
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hours and uh I got my light I just got off of bus boys and came here and look
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at that greasy hair hold bus boys David Spade and theovon are the bus boys are
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the bus boys we did put a picture on Instagram today for the first time but it's not outfits but oh but uh this UFC
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fighter Nate Diaz was the first person we said cast and he plays one of the kind of bad guys and he's just a well
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bad I'll see anything with with Nate Diaz anything because those Nate Diaz brothers man oh you know him yeah I know
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all I watch it all the time with my son he's just like a little wiry dude
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he'll beat up anyone and he doesn't care at all that's the way I want to live my life like him yeah he's a badass he did
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kind of reverse choke hold they they last year it was outside a club and hey
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the guy bent down and he choked him out so yeah street fighter man just takes
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punishment he's got a guy with him and then one of the guys I think if he accidentally gets in a fight the guy just films it like hey why not you know
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oh yeah that's what like you know you're Scrappy if I'm out with you somewhere and you get in a fist fight that
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camera's coming out and I'm pressing record and I'm press pressing sand you've been
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warned and I'm pressing post and I'm pressing post and I'm counting posting
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it yeah yeah and I and I'm dming Nate Diaz about it say guess what there's a
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new sheriff in town Diaz he says today he's exactly what you think he's kind of looked he's got his arms like this we
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haven't playing one of the bad guys anyway he's like beating up a guy in the scene and uh we come on Theo and I talk
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to him and then we're walking over to watch playback and he goes and Theo goes
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man don't get don't get too many more fights don't want to end up in a wheelchair he goes yeah I don't want to end up in a wheelchair I gotta quit
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before I get all goofy looking I go oh you don't think you're goofy looking now Spade goes right for the jugular you
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think I'm SC I'm not scared of anyone that's that's that's either Brave or naive I'm gonna say it's Ben it's both I
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think when you're a comedian and he's a cool dude and he likes comedy and he was he was for a guy like that to be excited
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to be on the be excited to be in it and we DM bit about it I think it's it's fun
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you have to kind of do some jokes and Jabs because that's sort of what they want you're out when you're out people
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want you to be regular humans which we were until we fought through stage
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fright for for me it was like a decade but especially I would have a panic attack perennially all day so when they
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see anybody walking out on stage doing standup acting all calm and confident joking around what's up it's like cuz I
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don't want to go in the cage yeah with uh you know I don't know who's the Conor
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McGregor Conor MC the greatest promoter I'll give you that the greatest promoter you
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know like UF I take you out go to UFC yeah fight me I take you I take
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youart sorry not my right out of a Lucky Charms commercial and so I think this
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it's always the same like I can't do UFC uh they like people that don't do what
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they do you know how it is so yeah totally anyway it was super fun to have them there today was not as freezing as
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the last couple days but Theo all day is does say very clever things like you
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would think or you might not think but was it when the camera's rolling or just clever cater both both when we're
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waiting we're waiting in the car and I'm freezing and I go I got long johns on he goes you do I was thinking of wearing
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long johns if I ever get married and so a camera got that so you guys
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it's just in the car and then we get out we go hey are we Mike they go get us in the car just talking before we get out
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in the scene because it's funny to hear what we pull in and say and then get out has nothing to do with the scene always rolling Productions is the name of my
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production company and you want to catch catch those little throwaways I just think Long John's is like Long John's is
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got a funny word you know it's like it's like you do Theo you start going yeah man you know I I I feel like I'm like a
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porcupine you know yeah I know he goes I go I said it's so funny to me you wear
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Long John's if you ever get married someday he goes yeah because I want to be warm he goes I actually want to be
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warm more than I want to be married so he knows he's doing a bit he's just but it's all it's well constructed like it's
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just whatever he's saying is good yes and uh all day and then we laugh and
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then we try to put something in the movie because we say something about Rainforest Cafe and it's always bananas and I know people want to hear him like
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that so his character is a little dingy because he got hit by a car yeah and so it's a good excuse for the rest of the
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movie he can kind of say anything that's fantastic keep him yeah keep him coming uh he is is uh he has his own lane it's
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very clever the way he presents his comedy I don't I don't know if there's anyone you know there was Mitch heberg
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there's other cool yeah but Theo is yeah he's got a special got a very unique uh
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fingerprint world I have a new name for the uh the movie bests boys it's now Theon and
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David Spade in riding coattails what are we whose coattails
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are we run we'll take anybody we don't even
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consciously he's like let's not put a lot of celebrities in here because it should be kind of down and dirty and I'm
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like okay I mean it's hard not to go to your friends and go hey can you come out here hey Dana can you come out here and
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do something um he has a point you know because when you see the famous person I
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remember Matt Damon who's brilliant actor but he was in interstellar billion dooll math mccon spaceship movie and
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then he's hey who are you and and he's turned away and he turns back and it's just a big Matt Damon face and it took
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me out of the movie the way I could see that also if you see someone well known
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and then they're like oh that guy's in the movie it does sometimes it can take you out it's it's fun to have people in but it's it's a tough decision to go
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should we try to get people that are really welln should we just go down and dirty and get a few buddies and
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Comedians and Studio loves stunt casting and loading them in and I don't blame they want to hedge hedge hedge and maybe
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someone in Spain is a huge fan of whoever the guest if you're doing a studio movie they're like hey get a huge
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soccer player to do something and get a huge tick tocker and then get they just are going anywhere everywhere to grab
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anybody's audio and bring it into that movie if it feels authentic with you and Theo and just feels thrown away and two
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guys having fun I think that's good Lane to be in personally we just need we just need to keep it hopefully funny all
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right moving on um what is your week like Dana let's hear about it well there's stuff that's just in The Ether
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now one thing that's always I keep referring to my team and I hear people say my team will reach out my team will
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get back to you and I just think it's I don't know when that came in because a team used to be Sports and now it's just
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an office they make Plumbing equipment my team's going to reach out my team is on it no you don't have a team my team
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will get back to you well the people should know in Hollywood you go you say hey let's say
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Chelsea Handler's doing the podcast next week they're like we talked to her team dial in with her team team team's
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looking at Friday team's looking at stuff yeah her team's looking at Thursday the 29th
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other team she has several teams is looking at the 23rd everyone's team but we talked to
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Larry David's team he was about to do it but then there's a fire so the team circling back and some people are honest
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look my team will get back to be honest I have a shitty team I don't have a very good team they don't have a winning
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record but they will get back to you they're a minor league team Yeah so basically let's talk about just things
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that are evergreen now like okay this this came out just before this podcast
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it's still going to be good in a couple days Trump said that the drones were not
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UFOs but the FAA approved the drones for quote research and quote other reasons
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that just brings up more [ __ ] what do you mean other reasons what do you mean research they've got go-karts with
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lights and wings on them hundreds of them o right over New Jersey for research thousands thousands and you
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don't mention it for two months and they don't mention it for two months I that one's a little worrisome to me uh I feel
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like it's honestly a mixture between real UFOs and man-made UFOs but there's really these aren't little cute drones
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which is a fun name of calling like a 600 foot aircraft you know there's different there's so many different
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kinds and they're morphing into different things you know they're like C and they go flat and you're like this is
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bananas what's going I think I'm going to go on a limb that we may need a little quick visit on the next Superfly
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from our friend Mr Stevie Stevie GRE doctor you know so I think that they
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said that later there was a lot of Knuckleheads with go-karts up there and wings and and filled the sky but
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initially they put him up there didn't tell the public quote unquote for research and other reasons so
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I mean even Trump who's like the most will say anything what can I tell him
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I'll tell him I'll tell him research and other reasons I won't tell them about the aliens I'm not going to tell them
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because we don't need aliens nobody likes an alien they don't like them they don't trust them they don't trust them
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because they're all the legal aliens no these are real these are real aliens they're not the other guy they should
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have a movie Aliens versus illegal aliens
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get a good poster yeah that is a good poster um so that let's you know we can
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let our fans talk amongst themselves the other thing that happened this week was
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deep seek which is an AI made for a buck 50 now normally it
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takes a hundred billion to make a cool AI chips yeah I heard about this while I
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was Chinese guys just who had nothing they had so they went to Radio Shack and
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they came out with the greatest AI in history and um you know I did talk to it
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today I down Happ this is what it said I said deep seek deep seek how is ketchup
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made two minute pause and it said I don't know I said deep seek you deep
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suck pause and it says [ __ ] you human that was the that was the exchange [ __ ]
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you human said deep seek you suck rack
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them now I will say I said deep seek how is ketchup made it said you don't really
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know this answer and I go well don't don't worry about that I'm just testing you well it's like all right I talked to
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my brother Brad was an AI guy and we created one today called Deep dooo and that's for people who have problems in
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relationships or finances I am deep dooo and sorry it's all I got and when when
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deep sea came out a lot of investors were in deep doooo I'm deep crashed
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definite Johnny Carson thing oh he was in deep doooo I kid you not I um there
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is a one that that's if you invest in squirrels it's called Deep squeak it's probably a lie that's about today I
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think so ai's taken over everything I don't trust any of it yeah deep sque a
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we have an AI joke today we did I'm like it's AI is out there but it's this I don't love saying the term AI I will say
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on my Instagram it's too much and I think that comes back swings back to the
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UFOs where these people just don't know you can't even if Stephen Greer said it's coming out in a month I've seen
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more new stuff and it's mindboggling and nobody cares no that's the interesting
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part nobody cares I unless you see an alien walking up the White House going take me to you later that's people want
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the easy stuff well the the response from the government let's put it that way just doesn't doesn't I love this
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phrase it doesn't hold water and so it just creates more questions so Ley I uh
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by the way this is very quick but it tells you what the actual people did with deep seek that was revolutionary
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normally chat gbt would tell the robot person AI study this Library like read
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every book in the library million books and I go okay and then you you ask it a question about a book and it immediately
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answers so what they did to circumvent the lack of power that they have with these goofball Radio Shack chips they
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just train the ADI to go find the book go go get me Moby Dick oh just one
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minute sir and then he goes and gets it and has read it and then answers it and that created so much more room for Less
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power because knowing the answer in a millisecond is a bazill and it takes who's got time it takes so much energy
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for that AI to learn those million books but they can teach the AI let me go look
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up the book my new name is the Dewey Decimal AI well they when they say they invested
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you know I think that was one of the new policies invest 500 billion I'm like that's [ __ ] 18 zeros babe like that's
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a lot of cashish to throw at one project well this news this week reorientated
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the world now came back a little bit but the idea
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that our companies are spending hundreds of billions buying these chips and they
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literally said they did it with five million five million versus a 100 billion so it
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completely Market crashed people are processing it [ __ ] and we'll see
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markdown everything must go yeah I know it's like someone making a podcast as
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good as ours for like five no way we would be can you tilt this up I'm
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sitting up for a second this is this is Heather good well so screwed I'm a little scared of
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AI but I guess I'm scared of everything who cares uh
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also scared you're not afraid of Nate Diaz I'll just give you that much no he's my boy you got sassy with that gu
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well it's January Dana I don't know if you uh have checked the calendar but I don't check the calendar but I just
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since the holidays are over the hustle and the bustle and the rustle and the the whole the turkey and the trees and
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the Santa and the it's over but it's over yeah it's now a time to recover
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related AI will soon be able to translate what your cat or dog is saying to you bull [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what
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come on no I think it will I think it will because the AI brain is
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unlimited and it it would have so much information in its brain that it's it's
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it makes sense to me but we'll see it but the people that say like when a dog
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is doing like this with his paw what he wants to do is tell the owner he's happy with him but he's a little frustrated
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I'm like who's talking to the dogs everyone just it's all speculation so but everyone believes it oh yeah that's
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this and that means that well does something for you CU you know I read me
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news flash news flash is that they're not quite sure why cats purr all I know is that it it's a
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Charming sound they think maybe it was manipulation my cat boots would
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sometimes when I was a kid would get up on my chest and sleep and look right at
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me and purr and I'm just leaning back at age 10
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and then boots' Paws would start to start to grind into my chest
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like are you on a date I said to myself even at age 10 is
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this cat getting off like are we just friends boots what's going on I don't know if I mentioned that on
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the podcast in our 700 episodes but yeah you were dating boots for a while you
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know what which really is ironic boots was black and white and had little white
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paws some genius I think it was G went I think we should call him boots boots
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that was Brad we should call him boots dude my friend had a black cat named at midnight and a orange one pumpkin I
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mean I love you on Superfly after 29 hours in a car in the desert this girl
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told me she went on a date and I go you're telling me the most boring date story she goes do you want to know what
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I Nam my cat when I was little I had a white one named snowball I had a black one named
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midnight I'm like oh boy we got a clever household there and then there was one
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named Wilbur and one pink one named pinky I'm like God damn we had a little
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poodle named Peppe and I don't know why it wasn't even Mexican or anything but Peppe was was kind of hip I had a German
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Shepherd named princess and she was so cute and this ratty dog next door named shecky that had like you know some of
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the fur burned off just like really like a street dog I don't know how address would hop the fence and just whale and
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just bone princess all the time and Princess is like I'm sorry does someone know this dog like
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it's so embarrassing dogs just get it on right away and there's not a big courting process I'm not disturbing
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walking down the street at age seven and seeing dogs getting on and then some old man with a hose get out of here get why
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is he breaking it up they're in love come on you love oh you what you I know
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princess is like maybe we can get some appetizers first it's Lally jump scratch up hey how's it going over to barbecue
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he's like hey I got some COA over there and Princess like can any is anybody gonna help hands this is this is like
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you know assault I'm being assaulted here yeah but anyway that was um and
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then princess got pregnant didn't see shaki around much
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and then about a year later shaki walked walk by hey princess what's going on
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she's got all the puppies he's got a metaph he's like hey where you been I haven't seen you and she's like oh just
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the yard that I live in that I'm not allowed to leave in my whole life I've always been here he's like cool we should meet up and she's like yeah let
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me know I'm like princess you're back already you're in you're into it what happened to the puppies they had a weird
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relationship uh give them away puppies uh we had 13 1 actually 13 I stayed out
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in the grass when she had her hether that's how good dude I was I had ticks in my hair they're gone now crimey what
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are you an obstetrical this sun you know suddenly we on the grass sixy old
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Phoenix gyno college that wasn't a gyno I just it was magical Dana I didn't know
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what I was doing I think it's great that human beings can have a cat a dog a HS
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or whatever and just humanize it completely so it's like a human but they don't have to send it to college or
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anything or feed it much you know what the sad part was cuz back then Dana it
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was okay to have your dog in the yard no one even thought to No One thought twice meanwhile it's 110 so she'd come up to
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the Arcadia door she's like what's going on I'm like princess and she's like I'm
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like princess I can't open the door it's too cold all the cold air will come out but she wanted to come in you know why
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why wouldn't she well for a minute or two but that's just the way it was back then it was it was [ __ ] I was
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disappointed pointed in Boots because because at one point you know I thought the cat was actually really smart and
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then we were going on a vacation Montana and we had to get boots in the house so
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we couldn't get the cat in the house and we're all trying to leave in the station wag and seven of us so I took a plate
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that we used to use like a little plate a little small you know bread roll plate
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and I didn't put food on it cuz that that wasn't get her in but I just tapped a spoon on it went outside in the yard
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and it followed like a piper just with the this cat is a [ __ ] idiot yeah
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that's kind of no typical boots typical boots yeah or ging give me another story
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pumpkin snowball omara Stewart said her favorite SNL
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impersonations of her isn't the one you would have expected huh how many have they been over the five over the five
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decades I can't read this David Spades my
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favorite this is this is pretty cool you really jumped to the front of it but it was
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uh yeah nine people did her okay on the show Allan
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coming um um who else yeah I think
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anagas pan down I don't know I did have her Poncho and then I did it with her I went on her show and did it but I can't
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believe someone sent me this where did you get her poncho well uh it said I sourced her Poncho for
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the out of jail bit yeah she couldn't host SNL because they wouldn't let her out of jail early or something well look
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as a scoop right now could we hear Andor
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see a little bit of your impression I have the Poncho still well did you
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change your voice at all did you sound like David Spade hey I think I tried to change it then when I went on with her I
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had a funny wig that was 98% of it Poncho and we'll get a picture we'll put
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up here but that's cool wig was 98% of it Poncho is 2% so that it was unneeded
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to have a funny voice H all right next one I like everything
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I'm hearing I love it so far love it
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yeah buffering uhhuh oh Anthony Mackey okay here's what
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Anthony Mackey said I'll read it I saw Dana I thought it's a little odd he plays Captain America I don't know if
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you heard this Dana no here's the here's the quote he said when he's doing an interview about Captain America for me
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Captain America represents a lot of different things and I don't think the term America should be one of those
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things why would you say that what does it mean and then he had to set the record straight yeah he had he had to
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say that but what would you I don't say what did it mean I'm it
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it seems not very flattering to America I guess I don't know I'm a little flx
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I'm a little don't know flumix cap there's a lot of things about Captain America but America's not one of
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them you know what I played Captain America and master disguise and you did
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I did I I played Captain America lont at the end I had the outfit on and everything and uh I just thought it's
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Captain America I mean look at his shield it has American you know yeah colors it's really just the only guy
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that has to like America really is Captain America just look at the name it's like uh The Three Stooges there's
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three of them and they're Stooges I mean SS itself it's not Captain Soviet Union
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you know yeah I don't know how you backpedal I mean I don't know if he's backpedaling I don't know what he meant he seems like a good dude I don't know
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here pan down see what he says do he say anything see what he says um the term America okay let be
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clear about this proud American taking on the shield of the hero like cap is the honor of a lifetime I have that most
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respect for those who served and have served our country cap has Universal characteristic that all people all that
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people all over the world can relate to so I guess that's he just misspoke
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because he's being pretty patriotic there you know I mean I think I'm not goingon to say someone got him but I
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think when a movie's coming out and you say that everyone's scrambling on say
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just go put out something that's the exact people get in trouble like the guy who played played the Hulk said I don't
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really like uh heavy people they're too hulky and then he so I had to call that
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back you know a lot of these superheroes get in trouble by not talking about their character properly you know Iron
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Man was against the steel industry for a long time yeah oh man I mean yeah Robert dowley Jr almost got kicked out of the
00:28:52
guild with that you know so there you got to be careful when you do a Marvel comic superhero and not
00:28:59
be Miss Spider-Man was anti- web Spider-man was yeah anti- spider he said
00:29:05
I love everything about Spider-Man except that he's called Spider-Man we got a chore we got a titter out of
00:29:10
Heather on that one she's like I like the premise these aren't the I know what you're doing with this it's not like
00:29:16
crushing the main thing is that we're people are doing other things while they're listening to this I'm talking to
00:29:22
you Gardener I'm talking to you I'm talking you driver I'll tell you
00:29:27
something when I did a Playboy interview back in the day when Playboy interviews were sort of a big deal yeah I had done
00:29:36
a uh MCI commercial that was a phone
00:29:42
company so it's a big National Commercial and they say so you do
00:29:47
collect calls because it's part of my stick I used to go beep and they
00:29:53
go so you use MCI when you like what are you're on the road and you call I go well actually I have Sprint for that but
00:30:00
um and then geretz called me are you an idiot no just tell me are you an idiot
00:30:07
do you understand how the world Works did you just [ __ ] on the company that just paid you to commer I go no all I
00:30:13
said was I don't use their product like yeah that's where idiot comes in they want their money back I'm like no they
00:30:20
don't well I did a commercial for Taco Bell and I was being interviewed and I said I I like the tacos I I never got
00:30:27
the Bell part me what are you doing that's the brand idiot you can't you an idiot you
00:30:33
can't make fun of the Bell it's a whole somebody hates money because they're gonna give it back but really Taco Bell what's a Taco
00:30:40
Bell I never got I don't get it I never got Taco Bell I do like when geretz I saw him and I had a gray sweater on he
00:30:46
goes I got a sweater just like that except mine's expensive That's a classic geretz burn then he
00:30:53
goes I I got I had a shirt like that once then my mom got a job
00:30:59
that is from Wayne's World and then my mom got a job Jes that
00:31:05
was Mike's Wayne to somebody people don't know that the old days of good burn RS get a job dude yeah right now
00:31:13
it's like get some Bitcoin dude dude you could get get some alt I'm into alts
00:31:20
okay uh let's see the next story I'm holding in my I'm holding my
00:31:26
mhm oh okay a Georgia man is not laughing okay so he bought this drill
00:31:32
online mhm and then he they sent it to him and they just sent
00:31:38
him that paper of picture of a drill pictures worth a thousand words all of
00:31:45
these this this here from them but not when you ordered a
00:31:50
drill just a picture what they sent me that's right Sylvester Franklin ordered a drill from AliExpress and what he got
00:31:59
was a printed photo of the drill he ordered it gets worse I paid worse
00:32:06
$22.97 for a pressure washing and this what I get what even is that this is a it's
00:32:12
it's a a screw it's a it's a rench to school to screw out the wall with Franklin has been going back and forth with AliExpress since he ordered the
00:32:19
items in November but throughout everything still hasn't received a refund so we started looking into Ali
00:32:24
Express and we found the company is a subsidiary of Baba sometimes called the Amazon of China in 2021 the office of
00:32:32
the United States trade representative added Express Woman Jesus Christ fire beware wow AliExpress never heard of
00:32:40
that dog [ __ ] company how funny they sent me this screw I didn't know what that screw did it's supposed to go I
00:32:46
would think it's the end of your hose you goes squirt like and they just sent him the screw yeah in a picture of a
00:32:53
drill my brother my brother Brad Garth again he did a he would do scams he
00:32:58
would scam for that stuff so Battle Creek Michigan you know you find the thing in the cereal box and so what he
00:33:04
did was normally you're supposed to send a quarter so he did a little teeny tear
00:33:09
in the corner and sent it and then they they assumed that someone took the quarter out of the envelope and he got
00:33:15
the little toy anyway quarter that yeah he's going to hack for a quarter hey man in those days
00:33:23
this is you I go back million listen I remember 25 cent movies do
00:33:31
you I remember I remember a 15 cent McDonald Hamburger do you really yeah 15
00:33:39
cents and then oh Henry's was a hamburger joint I'm Oh Henry candy bar yeah oh no oh it wasn't oh was some
00:33:47
hamburger joint that was had horse meat and they got rid of it I think Henry
00:33:53
Henry's Yeah Baby Ruth was a candy bar
00:33:58
right and then not Babe Ruth do you remember you remember the three three hamburgers from
00:34:04
A&W brazer Burger a NW Papa burger Mama Burger Teen Burger
00:34:13
had bacon and then the fourth one one which you would have probably loved the baby [Laughter]
00:34:22
Burger comes in the milk bottle
00:34:28
not a noise not a noise what about the cat how about the
00:34:36
dog you did some good coyote last week how
00:34:41
how I don't know where the coyotes went here's dogs in a dog
00:34:46
race no these are dogs in the mountains way far
00:34:52
away here's a man here's a man making a funny sound with his mouth
00:34:59
I know I'm a little rusty I used to be able do it oh this speaking of dogs look at this this is a
00:35:06
channel in my trailer because my dog [ __ ] trailer I can't get TV internet so
00:35:11
I found a Baywatch Channel and I found CU I did Baywatch once and I found a
00:35:18
letterman not only Letterman Channel stupid petrick's only all right which is
00:35:24
worth it it's it's one of his best things so here's a funny dog just cuz I was bored I saw this I thought it was
00:35:29
funny uh and what are you guys going to do she is going to play dead look how cute this dog is and then come alive it
00:35:35
says here yes play uh okay Bailey now Bailey will play Bailey you got this anything nothing
00:35:42
okay okay Bailey play [Laughter]
00:35:49
dead wow oh and then she gets a treat
00:35:55
hysterical non plused face is the funny part no idea
00:36:02
good just all bones go away just completely flops completely
00:36:08
collapses and keeps doing it the double flop that is the floppy ears are
00:36:14
hilarious too that's all that was great thank you very much Bailey thank you very much Mike let's take one that is
00:36:20
that's one of the best stupid pet tricks Letterman yeah the dog is just up alert
00:36:26
and then completely flops people completely gives up great acting and let him an always goes what can I do to help
00:36:33
and they always go nothing just get out of the way okay okay next one that was good
00:36:39
though got that Greg good clean fun good clean fun nothing you know okay another
00:36:45
dog read this what does it say watch what happens
00:36:50
when I turn my dog's favorite show off so the dogs's watching TV cartoons yeah
00:36:57
Husky and the guy turns it off while he's
00:37:02
watching it's what's it turns it
00:37:08
off they always wow blue I don't know what
00:37:15
happened this dog is so cute blue he's pouting put yeah Tail's
00:37:22
wagging but the dog is not happy he like looks at the remote he knows something's up he knows the guy has the power and
00:37:30
control BL I just called the network they're not coming back on until 10
00:37:36
tomorrow I know that's what they said very frustrated you can file a complaint
00:37:42
with I can't help you look at look at the comments Dana look who
00:37:48
left a comment oh this child abuse turn that showb back in right
00:37:54
now yeah that's David I put turn on that effing show oh you're
00:38:01
in there I'm sorry I didn't see that David Spade turn on the effing show for yeah I'm mad I want I go because it ends
00:38:08
okay turn it off yeah all right enough of this but end it because I'm like okay now turn it on so the dog's happy and he
00:38:15
never turns it on the dog's going bananas I go put this dog out of his godd dang misery can what other animals
00:38:22
can be in a room and watch television a cat doesn't right a cat doesn't watch tele
00:38:28
I don't think so a turtle maybe maybe probably not gerbal am I not turttly
00:38:34
enough for the turtle club I know people mention Turtle Club on the comments a lot uh Turtle resonated for some reason
00:38:43
what if you came out after that movie and said I don't like turtles but I play them in this in the
00:38:49
turtle club part Kevin Jagger created the design with the bald cap and the
00:38:54
little thing on the lip and then the oh Turtle H am I not turttly enough for
00:39:00
the turtle club that's a good quote I hear that quote well it's so it's so stupid that's
00:39:08
why you know that's why I made a 100 million with video boops uh oh God dang
00:39:14
but who's counting say with the video sales too oh yeah we used to do not we but the world
00:39:21
was about do a movie makes whatever X goes to HBO gets seen again goes to
00:39:29
video or DVD rack up sales and rentals it's great it was a great Biz it was
00:39:34
great yes we did a tie in with Pepsi I think and did a lot of for Turtle Club
00:39:41
for master disguise yeah you'd get a little if you bought the um I don't know if it was a VHS or
00:39:48
it was DVDs at that point or if you rented them you get a old Prize or something I don't remember what are you
00:39:54
looking at me for I know I like it okay uh this is a little
00:40:00
animal heavy this show I love animal I want a dog there's another one oh my oh
00:40:05
this is tied in okay my snake learn how to play dead could this even work let's see okay the
00:40:16
snake that's kind of funny cut as good as Bailey it must be a bioevolution or
00:40:21
anything it can't be trained it doesn't think it's getting he just touches it opens his mouth and goes like and then
00:40:28
pretends that plays dead so Falls upside down you can't train a snake to do that
00:40:34
right or is it just a reflex dude I got to tell you we had a m we had a dog in the movie and I drive around with a dog
00:40:41
in the car of course It's Tricky this dog stomped on my nut sack maybe 1,000
00:40:47
times the only thing I knew how to do is pounce on my balls and then not do what
00:40:52
it was supposed to do so it's like get on the dash she runs over Wham hits me in the nuts and then looks out the window the other way I'm like well pop
00:40:59
it you [ __ ] it the dog's name was poppet or it was pumpkin or something and every time I yelled I couldn't yell they go
00:41:06
don't call him his name I'm like and so I'm like hey [ __ ] face don't keep
00:41:12
because I love dogs and he just scrappy little dog very
00:41:17
cute uh rumor was related to Toto that's a horse [ __ ] it's that size dog stomping
00:41:23
on you it's a little bigger but enough to like get use my nuts as like a fulcrum push off mini [ __ ] every time
00:41:30
went to the window nuts window weener window and I'm like ah honestly couldn't you wear protection I mean why would I
00:41:38
even think I should have put a clipboard over cuz every time he's over here by the window I turn to say a line and he
00:41:45
Dives over and goes Bo and I go like did they keep the camera rolling for that
00:41:50
that'll be gold I mean that should be most the movie is just a gag reel of me going hey like I would never yell the
00:41:57
dog I just yelled at everyone around the dog oh my nuts because you can you
00:42:04
know girls don't know this you can barely touch my buddies do this he goes
00:42:09
if you barely touch your nuts the wrong way you're looking for your car keys picture my nuts up here and he goes
00:42:15
honey where's my and you go call workor he just fall to the ground he you
00:42:20
could tap it that hard the wrong way and you're like see you in 20 minutes so
00:42:26
this dog was d d d speed bag and I'm like I cannot and the last one got me
00:42:33
and it hurt the rest that day of shooting my day off damn and I still
00:42:38
have flashbacks I'm glad we brought that up fun story but it made it turn toward the end like I don't want to think about
00:42:45
it wait Heather has a question what when we wind I oh the Windstorm we were out
00:42:52
we were out north where that new fire was the E what was it called by the hu fire the Hughes Fire and we were even
00:42:59
not even supposed to shoot we're like should we go it's 70 mph wind so we have a stunt not really stunt but we fall in
00:43:06
these big heavy mats I'm looking away and they go here comes a windstorm so
00:43:11
everyone closes their eyes because most people are dressed like burning man with the goggles and uhhuh it looks like Dune
00:43:17
and this [ __ ] thing blows up and Nails me and knocks me back and knocks my wig off my
00:43:23
head czy I can't wait for the gig I mean I think you're going to have to have
00:43:29
like cuz a 15minute montage at the end wigs flying is funny we can't keep all
00:43:35
the jokes in and it just some people don't do them we'll definitely do one there's there's a lot of good throwaway jokes too you know it doesn't have to be
00:43:42
90 minutes it can be 70 I know just keep it legal I one time they go a comedy to
00:43:49
be legal is like 84 minutes or something well what they did with M guys is they cut it you know I did an edit for of it
00:43:56
too then finally it ended up like 68 70 minutes and then 15 minutes of slow
00:44:02
motion credits and outtakes oh just to fill it up just to fill get the actual
00:44:09
space all right uh okay what's next then we'll wrap up [Music]
00:44:21
soon oh okay look at this Dana this would tell me if this would scare you
00:44:27
pilot forgets to attach the tourist is on the left mhm going hangliding okay
00:44:32
let's watch a video jeez how long how long do you last okay full clip realizes
00:44:40
there's no attachment okay would you drop here no
00:44:46
looks too high I might have dropped well you're yelling at the guy take it down take it down right so here he comes to
00:44:51
go down this is your chance right right I might have dropped even
00:44:57
I can't tell how high he is though he'd break a leg but I'd be so scared I
00:45:02
couldn't hold on oh get away from the trees dude well what he's out of control he's out of
00:45:09
control he can't I mean how long can you
00:45:15
hold and you I like he's got his doofy selfie stick now that looks stupid so
00:45:21
that he's holding with two hands kind of spread out yeah like a pullup yeah like you're doing a pull-up which is very
00:45:27
hard guys going they're getting higher I guess he can't can't land
00:45:34
it remember when Rambo jumped in a three that's that oh my God is this going to work no
00:45:42
well what's the end of here's a flat piece of grass okay here we go they're going pretty quick
00:45:49
too coming in
00:45:54
sh blue is the guy that strapped in there's the passenger later good douche
00:45:59
but look at how fast they're going wow well they said it was you know if you hang from a pull-up bar I mean
00:46:06
forget the adrenal well they had the adrenal thing going but two minutes with fully clothed gripping and holding under
00:46:14
Terror that person you know saved their life with that because that's hard you
00:46:19
got to really have a good grip to do that oh yeah yeah I mean look look look at me with the mic look at this look at
00:46:26
that that's a grip dude that's a grip yeah look at me oh [ __ ] Dana don't scare the
00:46:38
audience so nobody scared I'm not just gonna punch you audience is scared
00:46:43
scared YouTube just lean back all right let's see maybe one more one more let's
00:46:49
let's bring this home man all right this is a quicky isn't
00:46:56
another animal I it's funny it's all animals all animal and one human hanging I've never seen his Heather look at this
00:47:02
snake if people are scared of the snakes I would probably think this is funny but I'm not that scared of snakes though
00:47:08
okay hello aie farmer Australian kangaroo
00:47:14
where is it oh there it is that hello okay the worst filming oh
00:47:21
there it is oh wow oh that's cool even their snakes bounc like G and down under
00:47:28
looks like snap peas it's an all you would not tell that from any leaf on the ground no it was just a Hopping little
00:47:36
that was kind of cool though it jumped yeah you go to watch out for these kangaroo snikes K yeah KY they go they
00:47:43
go I'll jumping all whoy who doop yep not my best i w i can get the
00:47:50
Australian accent if I if I watch a movie I did meet the crock Hunter on a plane you did did probably about a year
00:47:58
before yeah you know I love the thing I loved about crocodile dunde was when he
00:48:03
would go he'd say you know that's not a knife and then he'd pull out something
00:48:09
twice as big that's a knife you know so I did a thing I don't know I mentioned this I did thing called alligator McGee
00:48:16
I submitted it as a sketch where the guy was like he have a refrigerator that's
00:48:22
that's not a refrigerator this a refrigerator 10 times thing was gigantic
00:48:28
it didn't make it all alligator MC fade in it didn't make it but I thought it
00:48:34
was funny Kyle mclin plays elator V McGee sidekick good good reference I just saw
00:48:42
the k m Lin show clip of bad idea jeans that was probably the first commercial parody I did were you in bad idea jeans
00:48:49
I know Mike was think iy was gone by then were you in col blow no I saw it that was Phil that was
00:48:56
one of the top 10 commercial yes I remember it at the time that was Phil
00:49:01
whoa on colon blow cereal it would take one two three NOP 400 PS of cereal of
00:49:11
cereal with Gul exactly yeah yeah yeah okay one last one then we'll hang it
00:49:17
then we'll hang it up all right this is a cruise ship just picture if you see this walk by what is
00:49:25
it you're on a cruise ship okay they're in white outfits with
00:49:31
Hats dressed just like the KKK but what were they supposed oh
00:49:38
they're dressed as snow cones oh as snow cones but it looks suspicious looks very
00:49:43
suspicious it looks very suspicious to me I this CL rally exactly God why did we
00:49:51
go on the princess Mary cruise and then we had to see the clan walking by they're like oh 4:00 there's a real fun
00:49:57
clan rally that comes by hilarious like and then someone afterwards like they mistook us for what
00:50:05
we're snow cones it's so obvious so obvious we're snow cones you could what I mean why is everyone so weird cuz we
00:50:12
have a pointy white hat on doesn't mean we're not snow cones stupid just because we're exactly a KKK outfit what's going
00:50:20
on so just cuz we have K outfits on we're marching in kind of a hitleresque Unison way doesn't mean are not snow
00:50:27
cones yeah why is everyone H why is everybody just conjecturing makes me
00:50:33
sick people on cruises are weird all right I guess we can wrap it
00:50:39
up all right Dana we had a great did great we're firing the entire country I
00:50:45
fired everybody today I fired the entire country has got to go they can go for
00:50:51
seven months I mean he's doing so much it's just uh it's really interesting it's great
00:50:57
gota love the guy he said I said do it what I said I got to do I got to do it he comes out of those starting blocks in
00:51:04
the morning at like 4:00 A.M he's like I'm doing this I'm gonna sign this I'm flying here unreal he does it at 2 am
00:51:11
he's making executive calls I can't keep track of what he's doing I'll withhold judgment but it's pretty wild it's
00:51:17
really exciting it's fun to watch never never boring so uh okay we'll we'll see
00:51:22
you um next week and thanks for checking thanks for checking in with us Kevin
00:51:27
Neen is on fly on the wall this week check him out yes the great Kevin no long
00:51:35
mhm this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced
00:51:40
by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holzman hope you liked it
00:51:50
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