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How I Scammed a Casino to Win BIG | Statute of Limitations hosted by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

March 03, 2024 / 22:27

This episode of Statute of Limitations features stories about cheating casinos and smuggling drugs. Guests include Shawn, who cheated a Las Vegas casino, and Joseph, who transported illegal drugs.

Shawn recounts his experience of using a weighted roulette ball to win at a small casino in Las Vegas. He describes how he and his friend Bill devised a plan to distract the dealer while switching the ball, leading to significant winnings before they faced suspicion from the pit boss.

Joseph shares his story of running drugs from California to Arizona. He details a tense encounter with police during a traffic stop, where he had a stash of marijuana and a gun hidden in his car. Despite the odds, he managed to avoid serious consequences.

The episode highlights the risks and thrills of bending the law, with both guests reflecting on their experiences and the lessons learned.

Mike The Situation Santino hosts the episode, guiding the conversation and adding commentary on the stories shared.

TL;DR

Shawn cheats a Vegas casino while Joseph narrowly escapes drug charges during a police stop.

Episode

22:27
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hey it's your boy Mike The Situation
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Santino welcome to statute of
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limitations it's the ultimate lineup
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it's Cooks this is not my fault that I
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stole this car it's conmen this is my
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chance I can be rich for life it's w to
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be kingpins we all made together
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$500,000 and queen pins it was basically
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a lounge of
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criminals these are stories of the
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nonviolent lucky punks and Robin hoods
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that Dodge the law I could have gone to
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prison not jail prison because here's
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the situation baby it's only a matter of
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time before the statute of limitations
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is up and technically you might walk
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away scotf free but don't take a from me
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guys I'm obviously no lawyer this is
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statute of
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limitations what's up I'm Mike The
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Situation stino and we have a situation
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welcome to a show where we find folks
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who Once Upon a Time committed a crime
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coming up on this episode a guy in Las
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Vegas who found a way to beat the house
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hey every time that never happens and a
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crazy man gets pulled over with enough
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weed stashed in his Dash to feed an army
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of Willie
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Nelson's now we go to Vegas where a
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cleancut kid suddenly finds himself with
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an ace up his sleeve or so he thought
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here's what happened when he decided to
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cheat the odds and the law meet
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Shan my name is sea and over 10 years
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ago I cheated a Vegas casino out of some
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money the statue of limitations is up
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and now I'm ready to tell my story I
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live in Las Vegas and what people don't
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know is that the people that live there
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don't actually gamble that much growing
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up um I've always been kind of a square
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my family was in the hospitality
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business and I was more into the
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technical uh things like engineering and
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that's what I was interested in I wasn't
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a fun guy at the party and I never
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really broke any laws my buddy Bill he
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got me um a gag gift and what he had
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done is he he found out weighted uh
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roulette ball in a pawn shop and he
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thought it might be funny due to the
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fact that I don't gamble you know my
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engineering side started kind of
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thinking about with the weights and how
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it could be controlled when I started
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studying up on it a bit um doing some
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reading I thought maybe that might be
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something it would be cool and maybe I
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can use
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it I decided to go into a casino and
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kind of look around and see how things
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work um I started going in there not
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really betting much but mostly watching
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and seeing you know how how the dealer
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interacts how things kind of work and
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trying to figure out you know the best
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approach it's not something that I
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normally would do it became intriguing
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to me and I I I thought that it might be
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interesting to try to pull this thing
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off I understood that you know if I'm
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going to try to do this it's not going
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to be in a in a casino that has a lot of
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security but maybe one that's maybe off
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the strip I started casing it out more
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and more reading more and more because I
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got to figure out how I'm going to be
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able to uh switch a ball potentially I
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thought to myself the best way I would
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be able to switch the ball if the dealer
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was distracted so I went and I got Bill
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he's a little crazier I had to do a
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little bit of convincing I mean it is
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kind of you know cheating it's it's it's
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it's stealing money from a casino I kind
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of told him what I've been doing you
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know he decided okay let's try it
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out so he comes in and we start looking
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at casinos more and more the plan was is
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he was going to be this Rowdy Gambler
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placing these wild bets on the other
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side of the table and you know just try
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to make as much commotion as he possibly
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can and at which point you know I would
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just go in there and change change it
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out we started doing that we started
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going to tables uh we're spending some
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hours there placing little bets dealer
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was never really distracted as much as
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we needed him to be or we'd have some
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other Gambler come up and he would come
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behind me or a waitress would come by
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and ask us for a if we needed a drink
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either way there was just never the
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opportunity to be able to do the switch
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and you know I was really scared to
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begin with it's like it was very
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nerve-wracking I didn't want to get
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caught again I'm a very straight guy we
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kept doing this for a while you know
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over the next few weeks and and Bill he
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you know he started getting pretty
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frustrated with it I mean we were there
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just losing money essentially and there
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came to a point where he just you know
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he's got up you know he walked he got up
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he's like I got to I'm done with this
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this is just it's not going to happen
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and we're just risking too much you know
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I I don't want get caught with it this
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and that so he leaves
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and I said you know what I'll stay at
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the table and I'll just uh I just gamble
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a little more I don't know just see if
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maybe someone else comes up and maybe
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they'll distract them and I I don't know
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um and I was sitting at the table on one
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of the spins the ball flew off the
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table it hit the ground and I thought to
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myself wow this is this is my
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opportunity
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so I mean I've been there I've seen the
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way the process works and all that I
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knew that I I was prepared so I
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literally just went to the
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replaced it with my ball that was it I
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was scared to death about it um and they
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start spinning the ball and they're
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using my ball now which is I mean it's a
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win I mean I'm super shocked I'm excited
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scared a lot of things all at once right
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uh so they start spinning the ball and
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from you know the way that I had
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calculated that I'm going to be able to
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better my odds was based on this
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weighted ball so what happens is
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wherever the dealer starts at when they
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spin that ball on the number that they
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spin that ball it's going to go around
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four times and I know based on my
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calculations and the weight of the ball
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that it's going to land within let's say
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four or five Ines of a number group so
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all I need to do is see where he starts
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it right and then I know where to
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calculate these four or five numbers and
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then while it's spinning is when I place
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bet so I tried that a couple times and
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it just it was working it wasn't perfect
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because there's a four or five in I mean
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that's what three or four
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numbers so I was winning and winning and
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winning and I went and found bill and I
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told him I go look I was able to switch
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it he didn't he didn't really even ask
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any questions like he was like how did
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you do it it's like don't worry about it
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let's get back to the table we get back
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to the table we start placing bets he
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knows the deal of you know the 4in 5 in
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space that it needs to fall in and he
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knew the numbers that he needs to start
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betting on and we start just placing
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placing chips chips Stacks just keep
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getting higher and higher there was just
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a lot going on and a lot of winning
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obviously we're getting a lot of uh
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attention from others in the casino
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pipes start looking around so they came
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in and decided to pull pull the dealer
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you know this whole thing you know
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switch out the dealer maybe it's a luck
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thing uh they switch them out bring
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another person in a young lady and in
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she starts doing it and we're winning
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more and more and more we got up
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about about $6,000 total and this is a
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small small Casino so these are huge
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numbers there was a point that they
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actually had to switch out the chips
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they ran out of chips they had to bring
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more uh you know there's people around
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us they're placing bets over the top of
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ours I mean it was just it was it was
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chaos and you know these sacks are just
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getting bigger and they're getting
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bigger and we're getting fired up and
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the more you the more you win the more
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you want and like everyone's around me
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and everyone's cheering like it just
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fires you up you know and we're we're
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thinking to ourselves I mean how much
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how far can we take this how far can we
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take this you know because I'm thinking
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I'm loving this winning feeling because
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I'm not just I generally don't win I
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don't
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gamble the pressure grew because of all
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this money or all these chips that I
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have in front of me and at that point it
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started kind of hitting me where I'm
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like wow there's a lot going on now and
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I am breaking the
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law next thing you know I get a tap on
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the
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shoulder I heard like this low voice say
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Excuse me sir and I'm thinking what's
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going on you know there's all these
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people around I I don't know who it
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might be right so I turn around it's a
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Pit
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Boss this is
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it right now I'm on the radar I'm busted
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I'm caught it's
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over what are the odds if sea Gets
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Busted
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probably very high guys The House Always
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Wins if this is going to get me in jail
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guess what the Situation's going to
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do out of here the Streets is
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Watching we're back with more statute of
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limitations our boy sha is playing with
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house money and an illegal ball at a
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Vegas roulette wheel he's been winning
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chips and over fist that is until the
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Pit Boss starts getting super suspicious
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then you guessed it things get dicey
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just
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watch so I turn around it's a Pit
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Boss and he's like hey can I help you
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out and can I get you something you want
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to take a break I'm thinking oh sh
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clearly I was a VIP but for all the
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wrong reasons the guy is just trying to
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ask me to step away from the table so he
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could ask me more questions I'm
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thinking so with that um I said no thank
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you I said I'm fine for now I'm just
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going to play a couple more hands and I
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think I'll be leaving uh he accepted it
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um maybe I don't know uh he did walk
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away though I was able to do a couple
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more bets which I did um I did on
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purpose do a couple losing bets just so
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my winning streak would kind of uh
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subside because it's been going for so
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long and and I'm clearly on the radar so
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um play placed a couple more bets lost
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and decided this time to walk to the the
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cashier I leave the table first I'm not
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going to leave with Bill we're not full
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speed together that walk was so long you
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know I take these chips and I'm I'm just
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walking to the the cashier and I'm
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thinking to myself at any moment like
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I'm going to get a tap on the shoulder
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like Hey sir can you stop for a minute
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uh that's just going through my head it
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was a long long walk I get there I'm
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still thinking there's you know we're at
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the Cashers and people are looking at me
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and I feel like they're looking at me
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you know there's a lot of pressure I got
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a lot of money and again I'm breaking
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the law so um I was able to get my chips
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uh cashed and I was able to just walk
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out and get to the car but when I got to
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the car it felt great you know closed it
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up sat there thinking holy smokes what I
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what have I just done I got away with
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this this is craziness you know and now
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I'm thinking to myself I left bill in
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there you know and Bill he's a little
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crazier than I am so I'm thinking you
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know I don't want him to make too big of
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a scene I don't want him to make a
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mistake cuz essentially if he gets
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caught then eventually you know it might
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lead back to me um plus he's my friend I
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still want to get him in trouble you
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know I sat there and I probably waited
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there for I don't know maybe another 40
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minutes or so uh and I was getting
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nervous at that point and I'm thinking
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you know what he was caught uh and I'm
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thinking maybe I should leave maybe I
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shouldn't stay I didn't know what to do
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at that point you know and then next
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thing I know there's a there's a knock
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on the window and I'm thinking this is
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it and it was Bill um he did place a
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couple more large bets he did push the
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envelope a little more I think he told
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me he made like a $1,000 bet made a ton
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of money on one and then he realized
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that it was time to
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go so you know he took his money and he
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excited to cash out luckily so Bill gets
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in the car um and I'm thinking we got to
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get out of here so we start driving away
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I remembered I had the roulette ball in
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my pocket and I said you know what just
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this I rolled down the window and I just
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chucked it I just wanted no more part of
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it um I'm sure everyone there scratching
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their heads of how we did it but we did
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it and it got done um and you know that
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that was pretty much the end end of the
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story it's not something that I would do
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again but when it was happening it was
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awesome obviously Shawn hasn't seen
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casino because he would know not to
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cheat the house but he waited out the
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statute of limitations Shawn may have
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that little white ball but he also has
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big brass ones for cheating the house
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now it's time for a pretty heavy story
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from a guy in a ton of trouble well
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maybe not a ton more like 20 lbs because
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that's how much weed he has stashed in
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his Dash driving through Arizona plus he
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also had a gun that's enough to earn him
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anywhere from 10 years to life in prison
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let's me Joseph what's up man my name is
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Joe I committed a crime in Arizona but I
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beat the statue of limitations and now I
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can tell you the
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story so I'm start off from the top me
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and my boys we used to run weed from
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California Arizona we run about 10 20
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lbs every other week we make about uh 10
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racks 10 grand running jugs is simple
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you just got to have a good car you got
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to have a stash spot you got to look
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good and that's it this time it didn't
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work out as it's planned all right so
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I'm doing my mental checklist I'm
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running this batch we got to get the
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vehicle ready we got to get the weed
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ready and we ain't taking no bull we're
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taking fire we're taking that c cush we
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got to pack it tight so we're pin it in
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you got to surround wrap this like 10
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times surround wrap it surround wrap it
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tight you got to lay on it you got to
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put your shoulder on it you got to get
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small bricks it's real cushiony but you
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got to get it real small and then when
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you get it real small you can you can
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fit about 10 across the dashboard 20 lb
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but I got to lay air freshener all
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across the top and all across the bottom
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and then you throw a little bit of chili
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powder on the floors and stuff so when
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the dogs come to smell they sniff the
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chili powder and they they go
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crazy so boom we locked everything in
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tight got the stash spot make sure it
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works but the stash spot they only open
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up if you turn the ignition and pick the
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roll down button and then boom the
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dashbo pops out license plates are good
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tags are good we're ready to roll
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there's a strap in the back seat but I
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got to tell
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it was perfect I'm taking off I'm
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getting close to the destination spot
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and um I get lit up the car pulls me
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over I a I ain't sweating it dude the
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car's legit I'm Legit Spike hair green
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eyes white boy they ain't telling
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me so boom he ped me over and I'm like
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What's Up officer is there a problem say
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yeah there's a problem you need to get
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out the car sir boom he pulls me out the
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car and I'm tripping dude I got a gun in
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the car I got weed I got about 10 20 lbs
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in the dashboard I don't know what's
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going to [ __ ] happen
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and he pulls all this my pockets he
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throws me in the back of the vehicle I
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already know when he put you in the car
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and he pull everything out of your
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pockets there's something going on he's
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like yeah uh just's a warrant for your
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arrest I arrest for who I for Mario
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Mario Gonzalez I was like do I look like
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Mario Gonzalez to
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you and he's like no sir but the car is
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under Mario Gonzalez I said well I'm not
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Mario it's my friend named Mario and I'm
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just using his car can just tell like
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you know I could tell you could smell
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something but I don't know if he smells
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it or not sudden he calls her backup and
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then all of a sudden I see another
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officer roll up
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he looks at me then he looks at the car
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and they go in they start searching out
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of it I already know it's bad they're
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looking for Mario I'm not Mario there's
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a gun in the car there's a bunch of weed
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in the car dude I'm in the back seat I
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don't know what's going on it's getting
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weird cops are showing up should I
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should I take a run for it should I
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should I just go the car's not in my
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name how about I just hit the cop door
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and just take a run for it could I beat
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them like I know they're not going to
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find the weed cuz I got it in a stash
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spot there's there's a button under the
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steering wheel it's it's super clean
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they a find that but the gun was under
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the seat in the middle so I see them and
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they're searching the vehicle oh my gosh
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literally the gun was right here in the
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middle and I got a cop and their knees
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were right here and they're like looking
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through the back behind like the seats
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and all they had to do is move their
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knee over about a half a foot while
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they're tearing through them trying to
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throw them off I'm like don't forget the
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Gul compartment don't forget the Gul
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compartment I'm like oh the key for the
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glove compartment is on the keys so I'm
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like trying to throw them off get them
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away from the gun cuz their knees
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getting close
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like this is over with I'm going to
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going to jail they're going to find the
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gun they're going to find the weed and
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they keep searching they're searching
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all of a sudden I see him pull out a bag
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and it says gun
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bag they found the gun it's over with
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going up
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State M own Joseph is definitely in the
00:16:54
hot seat but when the heat is on he
00:16:57
keeps his cool and that's what you're
00:16:58
supposed to do we will see how Joseph
00:17:00
gets out of this situation
00:17:04
next welcome back to satet of
00:17:07
limitations our boy Joseph is all gas
00:17:10
and no breaks he's in the back of a cop
00:17:12
car right now praying the cops don't
00:17:15
find the 20 lb of Wheat and the gun he
00:17:18
has stashed if they do he could be
00:17:21
looking at a lifetime in present oo hey
00:17:26
this is going to be good but the gun was
00:17:29
under his seat in the middle so I see
00:17:31
them and they're searching the vehicle
00:17:34
I'm like a literally the gun was right
00:17:36
here in the middle and I got a cop and
00:17:39
their knees were right here and they're
00:17:41
like looking through the back behind
00:17:42
like the seats and all they had to do is
00:17:44
move their knee over about a half a foot
00:17:47
while they're tearing through I'm trying
00:17:48
to throw them off I'm like don't forget
00:17:49
the glove compartment don't forget the
00:17:51
glove compartment I'm like all the key
00:17:52
for the glove compartment on the keys so
00:17:54
I'm like trying to throw them off get
00:17:55
them away from the gun cuz their knees
00:17:57
getting close like oh this is it's over
00:17:59
with I'm going to going to jail they're
00:18:01
going to find the gun they're going to
00:18:02
find the weed and they keep searching
00:18:03
they're searching all of a sudden I see
00:18:05
them pull out a bag and it says gun
00:18:08
bag they found the gun it's over with
00:18:10
going
00:18:11
Upstate and I see him he took the gun
00:18:13
bag and he P the property that he took
00:18:15
out of my pockets inside the gun bag I
00:18:17
was like was it a gun he just didn't
00:18:20
have no other bags and he used the gun
00:18:21
bag to F my property in they come back
00:18:23
in the vehicle they're like U the car
00:18:25
ain't your name so we're going to
00:18:26
impound it but you're going to have to
00:18:27
go down to the station you got to pay a
00:18:29
fee uh you just got to go get your car
00:18:31
out of the impal and you're free to go
00:18:32
I'm sitting there I'm like I know
00:18:33
they're going to hit the car again with
00:18:34
the dogs and super search it and start
00:18:36
RI seats up tearing apart the tow truck
00:18:40
driver comes I see him pting the car up
00:18:42
you know he got to give me the eye and I
00:18:44
know when he piss the car up cuz he's
00:18:45
booving over the doors they put on a
00:18:47
flat B he's pulling it and I see him
00:18:49
looking up the side he sees that button
00:18:51
and he kind of looked at me and then he
00:18:53
look back and I'm like is he going to
00:18:56
say something to the police like he was
00:18:57
going to tell or keep the weed for
00:18:59
himself the fool was Tatty he had tats
00:19:01
on his neck I can tell he's with the
00:19:02
business so I was like ah so boom he
00:19:06
took the car didn't say nothing when we
00:19:08
go back to the station some them that
00:19:09
they're stressed out then I'm do
00:19:10
push-ups I'm drinking water I'm like
00:19:13
it's over with you know you know should
00:19:14
I call my mom what should I do you know
00:19:16
who should I call I don't know what's
00:19:17
going to happen and the next thing you
00:19:20
know after an hour later I've been
00:19:21
stressing I'm like go trying to get a
00:19:22
phone call they come out they say you're
00:19:24
free to go you just got to go get your
00:19:25
car at the tow yard and that's it so
00:19:28
boom I go to the tow yard I get over
00:19:30
there I get my keys boom soon as I check
00:19:32
the spot weed's
00:19:37
G I make the call to Mario I'm like bro
00:19:41
I got hit your car had a warrant on it
00:19:45
for my arrest what do you want me to do
00:19:46
dude they took the weed I still got my
00:19:48
gun what you want me to do oh you owe me
00:19:50
10 grand you owe me 10 grand I was like
00:19:52
I don't I'm got 10 grand what do you
00:19:53
want me to do with the 10 grand I'm on
00:19:55
my way back I don't know what's going to
00:19:56
happen I still got my gun so whatever
00:19:58
Rec say something might happen not in
00:19:59
his Direction so boom we're going I pull
00:20:02
over I'm like dude I got anything to
00:20:03
drink this is this is this day is been
00:20:06
crazy so boom I go to the bar have a
00:20:09
drink dude I'm missing a bunch of cash I
00:20:11
still got the gun I got the
00:20:14
car coach truck driver gots all the weed
00:20:17
the hell am going to do and then guess
00:20:19
what happens I look over and who's
00:20:21
playing pool the tow truck
00:20:26
driver all I got to say is when had a
00:20:28
crazy life was running weed back and
00:20:30
forth from California Arizona I don't
00:20:32
recommend it to no one and um you know I
00:20:35
changed my life and uh you're probably
00:20:36
going to hear more stories from him you
00:20:38
got to love the statue of limitations
00:20:40
God Bless
00:20:41
America wait did the toe guy get smoked
00:20:46
I have more questions than I have
00:20:48
answers right now and I'm sure you do
00:20:50
too wow that's what's up I guess he
00:20:55
could have spent a lifetime Behind Bars
00:20:57
instead said he pulled off the hell Mary
00:21:01
inside the bar I got a feeling this
00:21:04
isn't the last we've heard from Joseph
00:21:07
and if you thought that was intense
00:21:09
check out more stories of cheats Crooks
00:21:11
cons and some everyday folks that got
00:21:14
away I'm Mike situation Santino see you
00:21:18
next time on statute of
00:21:22
limitations this program is for
00:21:24
entertainment purposes only and it is
00:21:26
not legal advice the statute of
00:21:28
limitations are complicated and depend
00:21:31
on many factors if you need advice you
00:21:33
should seek legal counsel from a
00:21:36
competent attorney in your
00:21:39
[Music]
00:21:57
jurisdiction
00:22:01
yeah
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[Music]
00:22:04
yeah
00:22:05
[Music]
00:22:25
yeah

Badges

This episode stands out for the following:

  • 70
    Most intense
  • 60
    Most shocking
  • 60
    Most surprising

Episode Highlights

  • Cheating the Casino
    A man reveals how he cheated a Vegas casino using a weighted roulette ball.
    “I literally just went to the table and replaced it with my ball.”
    @ 05m 31s
    March 03, 2024
  • The Big Win
    After successfully switching the ball, he starts winning big at the table.
    “We started placing chips, stacks just keep getting higher and higher.”
    @ 07m 06s
    March 03, 2024
  • The Close Call
    As he wins, the pit boss starts to get suspicious, leading to a tense moment.
    “I’m thinking what’s going on? I’m on the radar, I’m busted.”
    @ 08m 52s
    March 03, 2024
  • A Crazy Life of Crime
    Reflecting on a life of running weed between California and Arizona, the speaker shares their intense experiences and lessons learned.
    “I don't recommend it to no one.”
    @ 20m 32s
    March 03, 2024
  • The Unexpected Encounter
    After a chaotic day, the speaker unexpectedly sees the tow truck driver at a bar, leading to more questions than answers.
    “I have more questions than I have answers right now.”
    @ 20m 46s
    March 03, 2024
  • The Statute of Limitations
    The speaker hints at more stories to come, emphasizing the complexities of the law and personal experiences.
    “If you thought that was intense, check out more stories.”
    @ 21m 07s
    March 03, 2024

Episode Quotes

  • This is my chance I can be rich for life.
    How I Scammed a Casino to Win BIG | Statute of Limitations hosted by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
  • I could have gone to prison, not jail, prison.
    How I Scammed a Casino to Win BIG | Statute of Limitations hosted by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
  • I was scared to death about it.
    How I Scammed a Casino to Win BIG | Statute of Limitations hosted by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
  • I don't recommend it to no one.
    How I Scammed a Casino to Win BIG | Statute of Limitations hosted by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
  • God Bless America!
    How I Scammed a Casino to Win BIG | Statute of Limitations hosted by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
  • Wow, that's what's up!
    How I Scammed a Casino to Win BIG | Statute of Limitations hosted by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Key Moments

  • Introduction00:09
  • The Heist05:31
  • The Big Win07:06
  • Close Call08:52
  • Bar Encounter20:21
  • Life Lessons20:32
  • Questions Remain20:46
  • Next Time21:18

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