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hey it's your boy Mike The Situation
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Santino welcome to statute of
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limitations it's the ultimate lineup
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it's Cooks this is not my fault that I
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stole this car it's conmen this is my
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chance I can be rich for life it's w to
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be King Pins we all made together
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$500,000 and queen pins it was basically
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a lounge of
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criminals these are stories of the
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nonviolent lucky punks and Robin hoods
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that Dodge the law I could have gone to
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prison not jail prison because here's
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the situation baby it's only a matter of
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time before the statute of limitations
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is up and technically you might walk
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away scotf free but don't take her from
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me guys I'm obviously no lawyer this is
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statute of
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limitations what's up everybody it's
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your boy Mike The Situation Santino
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welcome to the show where everyday folks
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share stories of crimes they committed
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back in the day tonight on statute of
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limitations we have a girl whose little
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party plan went viral and she lost all
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control and pretty sure we were there I
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mean that party was lit I had to get out
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of there and we have a genius like me
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who taught himself how to fly but things
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flew off the rail when he decided to
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actually steal a plane who does that and
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way guys the woman we're about to hear
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from knows a thing or two about throwing
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a party and that's location location
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location meet
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Chloe
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I'm Chloe and in 2010 I threw a massive
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party at a Billionaire's house while
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they were out of town and I got away
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with
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it so I was fresh out of college and I
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worked for a real estate company my job
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was I would get the keys to the houses
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um I would you know coordinate letting
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people in to clean them to do the
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staging all of that so this house had
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just been staged and we were getting
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ready to do some showings and so I had
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the keys to this multi-million dollar
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mansion this house is awesome it has an
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ocean view over the cliff side and
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gigantic pool hot tub everything
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multiple bedrooms multiple bathrooms
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marble on the floor on the inside
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updated kitchen grand staircase
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chandeliers topnotch appliances
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everything you can imagine a $9 million
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home looking like this had
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it you know I was young and me and my
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friends still really liked to party and
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so the owners were out of town I knew
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they were going to be out of town for a
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few more weeks I thought I'll just have
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some friends over right I'll invite
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about 10 15 people we'll have a good
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time and the next day I'll pay for
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cleaning people to come by clean it up
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it'll be fine no problem I was not
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worried about it I'd grown plenty of
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parties for my friends before and I knew
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we were all
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responsible so we get there and we're
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just in the kitchen my friends and I
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were drinking a few hours goes by we
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order food and my one friend asks if he
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can invite some friends so I say yeah
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and then another friend is like oh if
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that's cool I'm just going to text my
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friend they live really close so I say
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that's fine you know I I trust my
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friends
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well one thing led to another
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and 50 people show up few hours later
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and I start to notice a lot more people
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are there there's not a line for the
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bathroom and I'm starting to get a
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little nervous but I'm also pretty drunk
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so the nerves in me and like the
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responsible person in me is kind of like
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put to the Wayside everybody's having a
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good time nothing really crazy is going
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on
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and then it got
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real there's hundreds of people there
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like you see Santa Barbara kids heard
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about this party and now it is
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absolutely out of control it was just
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like thing after thing people were
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dancing in like this main foer area the
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sidey was really really muddy people had
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been slipping in that sidey and then
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they were tracking mud in through the
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house so there is mud everywhere the
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amount of things that were knocked over
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bases lamps alcohol spilled all over the
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furniture all over these nice cream
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carpets the bathrooms are a total mess
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the bedrooms are now ruined I'm sure
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people were stealing things from the
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bedrooms nothing was locked up there's
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glass in the pool people are having sex
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in the hot tub I walk into the kitchen
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there are these two guys and they're
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fighting each other so then there's
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holes in the drywall that's sort of when
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I lost it I'm essentially
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hyperventilating and I I ran outside I
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found my friend Claire and I'm just
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crying to Claire at this point because
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my parents help me get this job I'm
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about to lose this job it's our family
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friends so I can't call them I can't let
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them know that I did this and what am I
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going to call the cops and then I'm
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going to get in trouble I'm going to be
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the one responsible everything's running
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through my mind am I going to go to jail
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you know like and of course I knew that
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these billionaires were going to press
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charges because I'm ruining their house
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they're trying to sell this house and
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I'm ruining it so not only am I ruining
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my career at this point I'm scared that
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I'm going to go to jail for years I'm
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ruining my life so I don't know what to
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do sounds like my kind of party right
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there guys but for Chloe opening up a
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stranger Mansion could get her locked up
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so what's a girl to do here offer up the
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old ultimate lie of a lifetime we'll
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have Khloe's crafty plan to escape
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prosecution next on statute of
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limitations welcome back to statute of
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limitations our girl Chloe is in a bad
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spot after a party she threw in a
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Billionaire's Mansion got mad crazy this
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house is wrecked her career might be too
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at the end of the day guys when you hear
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those Sirens there are two choices fight
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or fight flight and best believe it's
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not good to fight the cops we're
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running I just want to run away I I
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don't want to face this at all I I'm
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even scared to start telling people to
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leave because I don't want them to hurt
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me everybody is really really drunk so I
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do the only thing that I can think of
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which is I'm going to call the cops on
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this part party and before the cops get
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here I'm leaving and so I call 911 I
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tell them that a frat from yussi Santa
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Barbara is throwing a party at this
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mansion and the cops show up and before
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they do I'm out of
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there I think I'm in the clear but I
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wake up on Sunday morning and I
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realized the coat that I was wearing
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that day I left at the house and this is
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like my favorite leather jacket I wear
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this Le jacket everywhere it has like
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this really specific design on the
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shoulder and I'm texting my friends if
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they have pictures of me tagged in this
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jacket to take that photo off the
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internet I am really nervous that this
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jacket traces me to this
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house my plan is I'm going to go into
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work early I'm going to return the keys
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into we had this like room that had keys
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and binders for each of our properties
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so I'm going to put the keys there and
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then I'm going to go leave I'm going to
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go to the coffee shop and I'm going to
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show up back to work a little later
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after I know a lot of people are already
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there that way they don't think I got in
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early and I did this so I show up to
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work you know I'm trying to play it cool
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I'm trying to pretend like I'm not
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involved I wasn't there my boss is like
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do you know what happened at the Ocean
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View Estate House I just say no I was
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actually going to pick up the keys today
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and get it ready for some of the
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showings we have later that week they go
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in the room they check the keys are
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there
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so my plan for Monday morning work I I'm
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actually feeling a little better at this
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point until my boss tells me that it was
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$100,000 worth of damage and my heart
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sank at that point my company is losing
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this listing so my boss is pissed and
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there's going to be an investigation I
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knew if there was an investigation that
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they would figure it out that it was me
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so I I was Sweating Bullets I was
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freaking out I barely made it through
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that workday without crying I have to
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figure out what I'm going to do I I I
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can't stay at this job they're going to
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figure out it was me but I'm thinking if
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I quit my job tomorrow it's going to be
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super obvious that I'm somehow involved
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like they can trace it back to me I
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needed some other excuse and I
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remember my grandmother lives in boa Ron
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I I'll say I need to go visit my grandom
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and to spend time with her she's getting
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older and so I call the only person who
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I know will keep my secret my best
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friend my best friend is from West Palm
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Beach Florida she moved back there after
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college and you know she's like come
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here you can live with me we'll figure
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it out we'll get you a job you know
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she'll she'll help me I could sell this
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story now I'm just trying to figure out
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do I quit on Tuesday it's Tuesday too
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soon so I go in on Tuesday and I have my
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friend call me when I'm at work and I we
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pretend that my grandmother is being
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rushed to the hospital and I'm crying at
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work you know I'm really pulling these
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crocodile tears in front of everybody
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and it worked it worked everybody saw me
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cry at work I left early that day
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pretending my grandmother was really
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sick and going into the hospital and
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then on Wednesday I
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quit I moved to Florida that weekend and
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and it's been a few weeks I haven't
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heard from anybody I'm feeling actually
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like I'm getting away with this and then
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my phone rangs and it's my boss Jeff
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and freaking out so I I don't answer it
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I don't know what I don't know what he's
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going to say to me and at this point
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I've already lied so much I was nervous
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that I wouldn't be able to remember the
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last thing I told him and I didn't pick
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up the phone thankfully he left a
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message it was something really simple
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like he needed my address for my last
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paycheck and I was in Florida so again I
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felt like my story checked out and I
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sent him my Florida address and it was
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all good and uh he ended up asking how
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is your grandmother doing I saw that you
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posted and so my whole plan moving to
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Florida actually worked out for me and
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that's how I got away with
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it so now it's been you know 10 years
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statue of limitations is up
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and now when I look back at it yeah it's
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a pretty cool story that I I'm excited I
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get to tell and uh sorry Jeff it was me
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um but yeah through a pretty sweet
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party so in the end Chloe could have
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been relocated to a California Jam but
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thanks to her quick wit she was able to
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move on with a record a lot cleaner than
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the house that she
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left now when it comes to criminal
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Behavior some dudes are operating at a
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higher level just ask next per he flew
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in the face of fate and right now he's
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free to Air at all meet Jared I'm Jared
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and back in 2000 I stole a plane a few
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times and I never got caught the statute
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of limitations is up so now I can tell
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my story well you know I always wanted
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to fly a plane after I saw Top Gun as a
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kid I was like that's that seems really
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cool but uh you know I was broke you
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know my mom was just a tail
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waitress at the Luxor we lived outside
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Vegas I couldn't afford flight lessons
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so it's like what 100 bucks an hour
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something like that we didn't have 100
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bucks to our name the thing about me is
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I'm a pretty quick learner it's not hard
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to memorize things I have a photographic
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memory let's it's not really test you
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here okay 1980 who won the World Series
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Phillies okay who won the first Super
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Bowl Packers or a Chiefs you remember
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the
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score what was the score it was uh
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[Music]
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3510 I to double check it yes Super Bowl
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one it
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was was it 3510 3510
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nice that's what it's all about see now
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give me in a cockpit so uh I got a
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library card I took out some books
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started reading about how to fly Cessnas
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small planes and uh you know the
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craziest thing was I went to this yard
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sale and they had these VHS tapes Learn
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to Fly this is before YouTube this is
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back you know the late '90s I was
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learning this stuff I was 18 years old
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people were like oh this kid's just
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curious you know then what I did was I
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actually built like a model Flight Deck
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I took like a big piece of uh oak tag
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and I like would draw the instrument
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panel because I wanted to get used to it
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you know I wasn't going to get any real
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flight simulation I could just sit there
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holding like a piece of cardboard with
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my you know my six pack my altimer and
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my my attitude indicator and my you know
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uh flight speed indicator the needle
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ball all these terms I'm trying to learn
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them and uh you know I just kept kept
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pretending and uh finally I was like you
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know pretending is not good enough I got
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to get in a real plane and I knew about
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this uh private Airfield about 10 miles
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from where we lived it was this Rich
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dude he was like a I think he owned a
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casino maybe owned a pro sports team or
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something I know I don't know but he had
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a private jet and he had a private
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Airfield and all he had around it was a
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chain link fence no security after I
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kept uh learning and
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studying one night I just went over
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there and I looked around no one was
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there so I climbed that little fence
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this is pre9 11 there was no no security
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these good these airfields were just
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unmanned I ran over I looked in it
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looked just like what I had
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designed there was the the instrument
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panel there was a throttle here was the
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Yoke you know I just kind of started
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doing it I pushed in the throttle we
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started speeding up you know and I was
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thinking it's like uh Back to the Future
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you know you have to hit a certain speed
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before you can really take off I was
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going 55 knots which is about I don't
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know maybe 70 80 M an hour and I start
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pulling back on the
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Yol Airborne baby it was unbelievable I
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I was like should I just put it right
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back down right now but the air the
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strip was ending I had to keep going you
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know I I knew I was going to have to go
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up and at least circle around but once I
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got it up I was like I'm not circling
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around I'm going for a little Joy Ride
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in this thing and the view the view of
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the Desert from I mean I was up maybe
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only like 1,000 ft but I'd never seen a
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view like that just circled around for
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about 10 minutes Cruise back down now
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the landing this is what IID studied
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that the landing was the the challenging
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part you have to get real low to come in
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a certain angle get to like 10 ft above
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the ground and just keep idling back
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throttling back so you basically stall
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it out nose up tail down and I think I
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pulled it back too much cuz I thought I
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was I was hitting the tail on the back I
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was like stealing this plan is one thing
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but wrecking it myself up that's a whole
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another story but I landed a the landing
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gear touchdown I rolled it back to right
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where I took it and that's what it hit
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me I never even checked the fuel gauge
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on this thing cuz I could have ran had a
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fuel up there as I landed I finally
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looked and realized the thing still had
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a you know half a tank so I was cool I
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just rolled it back to where I got it I
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was up in the air for maybe 30 minutes
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but my heart was pounding through my
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chest it was the most exhilarating
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feeling I ever had and I just climbed
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that fence ran back to where I parked my
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car about a mile away cruise home I
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couldn't sleep that night I was so
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excited about what I had done you know
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and I felt like I had to tell someone
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about it but I was like this wasn't just
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like taking a car for a dry right this
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is like federal crime I think so I
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didn't tell anyone except my one buddy
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this guy was like
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you know skate rag guy you know he loved
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things with wheels then things got
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complicated this just got real for Jared
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I mean listen the stakes are Skyhigh
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right now okay he's flying a stolen
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airplane with the zero training this guy
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right here was really rolling a dice and
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we all know he just escaped some prison
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time but will he crash and burn in the
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process answers are all coming up next
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on statute of limitation
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way back in the day our boy Jared stole
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a plane not once not twice but three
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times this dude actually had the
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confidence to fly a plane with very
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little experience now talk about a
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Flight Risk now Jared's about to land in
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a whole heap of trouble just watch this
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I couldn't sleep that night I was so
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excited about what I had done you know
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and I felt like I had to tell someone
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about it but I was like this wasn't just
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like taking a car for a joy ride this is
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like Federal CRI I think so I didn't
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tell anyone except my one buddy this guy
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was like a you know skate rat guy you
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know he loved things with wheels so he
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wanted to get in something with wheels
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and then go wheels up so he insisted to
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come with me the next week when I tried
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it again but uh he was more of a
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daredevil I mean what I was doing was
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crazy enough but what this guy wanted me
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to do was go way high like 1,500 feet up
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and then dive it back down strong to
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like 500 ft I mean I was doing it cuz I
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didn't want got to think I was a coward
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what I didn't realize was this dude had
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brought a backpack filled with water
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balloons that he had filled with paint
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and when we got about 500 ft above these
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houses he was leaning out there was a
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little window he opened it and he was
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leaning out throwing the water balloons
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down he wasn't hitting anything but he
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was just a he's a crazy dude I was like
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we got to get back before someone looks
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up sees that we're doing this and you
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know calls the cops on us cuz I'm trying
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to do this stealthy I want to get back
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to the the Airfield land it get the hell
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out of there another like 20 30 minutes
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but he's insisting we we cruise around
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again we probably spent about an hour up
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there it was getting dark by the time we
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landed and there are lights and
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everything but I'm trying to do this by
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you know eyesight so we got there it was
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getting pretty Dusky we landed again not
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very good with the tail I was leaning
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back too much I think I kind of almost
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you know bounced the uh tail but it was
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smoother than the first time and I was
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like I'm getting better at this man and
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again the thrill was still very strong
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and I was like you know I just got to
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got to come back and keep doing this I
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got to get better so we went back you
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know brought my buddy again told no
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water balloons this time we're just
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going to go up you know maybe try to get
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up 1,500 2,000 ft I don't know we'll see
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I got to get that get that Adrenaline
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Rush again but I had a bad feeling about
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this one I don't know I was like yeah we
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got lucky doing it twice a third time
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can I really get away with this again
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but uh we were up for only about 20 30
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minutes it was getting late as we were
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coming in for the landing I noticed
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something was a little different we're
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getting super low you know this time I
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had the tail nose just right was just
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about to idle out the engine touch down
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gently and then I saw him three cop cars
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over by the hanger waiting for us I
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don't know how they knew but I got the
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hell out of there man I just you know
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pulled back took it right back off and
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got the hell out of there now I didn't
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know where I was going to go but I knew
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I wasn't going to land
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there so we just kept going man I tell
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you when I think about that I mean the
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view from up there was gorgeous
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but the panic attack that I was going
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through was not worth it man my heart
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was beating through my chest my body was
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just just laughing he was enjoying it I
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mean there are some other Landing strips
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near there but there are people there
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you know I can't go there so we just
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kept
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cruising West I was a little bit West of
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Vegas there I noticed it was a nice flat
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land there so uh I'm trying to
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touchdown but it's bumpy it's flat but
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it's bumpy I'm nervous as hell man I
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mean it's getting dark there's no
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lights my hands are sweaty my heart's
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beating through my chest but I saw a
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nice piece of land we touched it down we
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landed that plane I don't know how I did
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it we landed it and got the hell out of
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there ran ran for about 3 miles then we
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saw Blue Diamond Road we we knew that
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would take us back into Vegas to start
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hiking man hiked all night was freezing
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cold but by the time the sun came up I
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was back in Vegas and Home
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Free I was young I was stupid I was
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Reckless I wouldn't do it again but the
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statute of limitations is over I didn't
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get caught it was
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awesome Jared landed on a wing and a
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prayer and while he could have also
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landed in jail he stayed off the cops
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radar long enough to outrun the law
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which propelled him right here in front
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of us for statute of limitations amazing
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situation right that's a wrap for this
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episode I'm Mike situation Santino if
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you or someone you know has committed a
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crime and they want to send in their
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story ah just kidding guys we got tons
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of crazy stories some things that I
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would do and some things I wouldn't do
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but you know what I really would do
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watch the show
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peace this program is for entertainment
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purposes only and it is not legal advice
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the statute of limitations are
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complicated and depend on many factors
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if you need advice you should seek legal
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counsel from a competent attorney in
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your
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