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Guy Fieri Gives Dating Advice

September 12, 2025 / 00:50

This episode features a heated discussion about relationships, loyalty, and revenge among friends. The conversation includes extreme hypothetical scenarios regarding dating ex-partners and the consequences that might follow.

One guest expresses a strong opinion on not dating a friend's ex-wife, stating that it would lead to violent retribution. This leads to a humorous yet dark exchange about the lengths one might go to in such situations.

Another guest counters with a lighter tone, suggesting that while they wouldn't resort to murder, they would prefer a slow form of torture instead. The banter continues with references to pop culture figures like Guy Fieri.

The episode balances serious themes of friendship and betrayal with absurd humor, creating a unique dynamic among the participants.

TL;DR

Guests debate the ethics of dating friends' exes with dark humor and absurd hypotheticals.

Episode

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So if your wife you guys got a divorce,
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I would kill you.
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You would kill me.
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I would slit your throat. That
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three years down the road.
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I don't give a
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Three years down the road.
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I don't give a if it's a thousand years.
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I'd come back
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and I'd kill you. You're You can't date
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your friend's ex-wife. Ex-girlfriend is
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different to me.
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Like if I dated your if you got a
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divorce and I did stop.
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He's gonna kill you.
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He's gonna kill me with with spatulas.
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You think Guy Fiery can't you up if
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you
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Oh no, dude.
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You're so out of pocket, dude.
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I honestly I mean and I appreciate this.
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I wouldn't kill you, okay? I wouldn't
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kill you, but I would slowly torture the
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out of you
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until you wanted to yourself. Oh,
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okay.

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    Most shocking
  • 60
    Most unserious (in a good way)

Episode Highlights

  • Out of Pocket
    A friend expresses disbelief at another's outrageous comments.
    “You're so out of pocket, dude.”
    @ 00m 34s
    September 12, 2025
  • Threats and Humor
    A conversation filled with dark humor and serious threats among friends.
    “I wouldn't kill you, okay? I wouldn't.”
    @ 00m 38s
    September 12, 2025

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Out of Pocket00:34
  • Dark Humor00:38

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