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I need you to explain where you've been
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to the people, sir, by the way.
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>> Well, Cara, I was I was presented with
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an opportunity to bring potable water to
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the good people of subsaharan Africa.
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>> No,
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>> which is which is Latin for I have had
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cosmetic surgery. And u essentially, I
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just wanted to look natural. And I guess
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if looking natural means looking like
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you're surprised all the [ __ ] time
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and your nose looks like a minivan from
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the 80s,
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>> we've achieved that. Cara,
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>> we have liftoff. So, the camera is off.
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Sorry, folks. I'm confident enough to be
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transparent. I'm not confident enough
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for the comments that we would receive
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right now.
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>> Yeah, I have seen the pictures. Picture
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Scott kindly sent me a picture and I was
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at first I was like, "Oh, come on. How
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bad could it be?" And then I'm like,
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"Oh, now explain why you did it."
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>> The honest answer, Cara, after having a
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lot of Xanax and opiates to think about
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it is I cannot for the life of me
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figuring out the [ __ ] hole I am
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trying to fill here. I have felt I'm
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going to call it aism, but I've been
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really cognizant of my age recently. A
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lot of people online are referencing my
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age to criticize me like what does this
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guy know? And also I think just more
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practically I've been on TV a lot
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because of the book tour and I've just
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noticed the dark circles under my eyes.
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And also the bottom line is if I have
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[ __ ] you money, I want a [ __ ] you face.
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>> We talked about whether you should say
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anything and I said I am not going to
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pretend if it looks really different and
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it does. It looks slightly slightly
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different. It's not easy being a four.
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And you know what's so scary is last
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night I was looking at Ferraris.
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>> What is next?
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>> I don't know. ED drugs. That's what's
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coming next.
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>> Well, you'll be dating the guys from
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Heated Rivalry soon enough. That's where
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we'll go.