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all right this next little squid that is going to be on the show uh Nick swartson old buddy of
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mine you if you're in the Happy Madison Universe you would know him
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from Just Go With It Benchwarmers uh he was in Grown-Ups 2
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Bucky lson he was Bucky lson I'm trying to the other ones he's
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in pretty much all them peppered throughout also re Reno 911 he played Terry ice skating Crazy Character yeah
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no Terry the roller skating what' I say roller skating on Reno
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911 what a crack up he can go to ComiCon the rest of his life just over that one
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yeah so very lovable guy very funny he's got a new special out a new tour he loves starting it live grew up on all of
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us and wanted to talk to us and we like talking to him you had fun Dana uh he's
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a he's just one of those exceptionally likable real people he's been um just
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incredibly funny and everything he's in for the last 25 years so it's fun to
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catch up with him and talk to him and he's going to be out on a tour next year called toilet head Nick
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Larson not sorry Nick schwartzon I was thinking Bucky Larson Nick schwartzon in
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toilet head coming to a theater near you next year and a special is called tell
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joke from face I think so yeah on on YouTube and that's going to be out soon
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as well we hassle him about that very quick on his feet always has been um enjoy Nick
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[Music] schwartzon well I was just uh going over
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seriously who farted toilet head and certain other things I thought I want to get with the program I don't want to be
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left out look at him he he does all church lady and all that he's afraid of
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anal material bot some feces I'll let you guys talk I'm
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not I'm not I'm not allg you're gonna say the whole time I'm not allergic of diarrhea that was that a special or is
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that just what a bur that's that's gonna be on my
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Tombstone weird guy but definitely was allergic to diarrhea anyway we introduce
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you later we record your intro so that's why weie start talking some people go do we have a start Point yeah oh okay yeah
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that's fine yeah this is it and you've been doing great you're doing great sweetie David you look really good you
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look like a a muppet that was dipped in diarrhea good Lord welcome to it Dana
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this is my life I hang out with this guy I it's it's hysterical you guys let's
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get down to business and talk politics yeah let's make half country
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hate us my manager is Rob Schneider and he really cues me in on
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what's up to date they're poisoning poison or water I remember when we were
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on tour with uh I don't I don't know Spade if you remember this we were um I believe we were in Dallas and Sandler
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got sick and we had a big show in New Orleans the next day and uh he had like
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a really bad like sinus infection so I was like oh you should get a B12 and a cortisone shot and Rob goes no no green
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tea no he needs green tea and I'm like no he has an infection I go I've seen
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this before like he needs like science and Rob's like no no no yeah listen I
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went to the University of Tik Tok I know more than Rob I I remember yeah we were waiting like in the Dallas like Lobby
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for everyone to bring their bags down to go to the next city on this middle of like a n Day Tour and they're like
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Adam's still not feeling good he's not coming down we're like oh wait Rock's like I'm GNA walk around so uh we're all
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sitting there we not we don't know what to do and Nick suggests B12 like typically you know you get the doctor to
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come over and they give you a little Pink Floyd shot you know when no one's looking and you're like I'm John Benet
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now let's do this and they kind of Jack you up a little bit and you get through the show but we had that all set up and
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the doctor goes up and then Rob ran up there after him and we're like Rob do not and he goes that was a close one he
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almost fixed them he almost got the show going again no I said this is a process
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you squeeze a lemon you take some magnesium we like oh my God cancel the
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show I had a guy who was obsessed with pomegranat pomegranat man it's literally
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for everything it's a it's a miracle it's a miracle vegetable or whatever
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pomegranates I mean I I I subscribe to that stuff but it's like at at a certain
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point like Adam was really sick it's like yeah you know a cortisone 12 shot would have fixed him immediately or at
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least when he we could have done the show we had have canceled the show like green tea like if you if you get shot by
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a gun you're not gonna pour green tea on your wound well yeah he needed an IV he
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need water you need hydration you need a smear a pomeg something that can kill bacteria yeah you need a pomegranate
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butt or just there you go yeah funny word isn't
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it yeah Norm on that one Norm was not on the Dallas one no Norm was on an earlier
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one and uh Norm was actually the fun most fun in probably a group chat because we have a group chat of everyone
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just ragging on each other yeah no I'm always confused about everything yeah
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what what do you mean what is it was it breakfast like yeah it's called
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breakfast just everything confusing yeah intentionally always doing a bit like
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every moment it was just so funny like what are we doing here is this called Zoom is that what they call it
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Zoom yeah why do they call it Zoom where are we going I'm I'm still in my chair
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it's not going very fast why why are we calling zoom we're a show in
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space space what's going on here one time Nick
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we were on the same floor you know usually and uh Norm is the great and Norm I think I told this to Dana but
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after the show of course the show turns into like we all we get there early then
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we hang out in Adam's dressing room which is like a palace and then um we go
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uh we do the show and it ends late and then they find some restaurant that'll
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take us idiots to eat steak at midnight so we do that everyone's wondering why
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they feel sick and gain nine pounds in 4 days so then we eat like scalloped potatoes at 2:30 in the morning and then
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we and then we go back to room Norm goes he's walking me to my room and he goes what are you going to do now and I go um
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fall asleep within 14 seconds and he goes well you want to come hang out I go
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nor I actually sleep at night I'm going to probably take a tub and go to bed he goes why don't you just take a tub I
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have a tub I go I'm going to come in your room and take a bath he's like we can just talk I go no this the Optics
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aren't good Norm no no thank you why the next day he goes Spade wanted me to to
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take a bath with him that's what he says in the group chat and I'm like no no no that's not what
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happened that's amazing I love that I remember one time I think we were at moohan Sun in Connecticut casino and we
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were backstage and uh it was me and norm and then you guys David you and Rob were
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in Adam's dressing room and norm and I were in the hallway and there's this security guard walking down the hallway
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towards us and he had a gun and I go oh my God Norm that guy's got a gun and nor
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goes what a gun oh my God and he ran
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into Adam's dressing room do you remember this David and he goes no hey there's a guy with a gun and Adam goes
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what the [ __ ] and uh all you guys were like oh my God this guy with a gun and I
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was like oh no no it's a security guard was a joke I was just messing with norm and Norm goes now that the guy's got a
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gun and uh Adam Adam got mad at me and he goes he goes but what that's a joke
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that the guy's a gun I'm like I was just messing with Norm I didn't think he was gonna run in and scream at
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everybody I was just trying to mess with trouble yeah then I got reprimanded and
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like go ahead he works a word you know my favorite story which we've said
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before I tell it shortly but he's in he's playing with love it some casino
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and he's after the show where hey give me I need $800 you know and John's like now now you know finally wears it down
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all right all right here you go but pay me back tomorrow and then Norm comes in
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Jung where's my money he goes I don't have it and John gets really mad he goes what are you getting mad for I lost
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$88,000 you know why you you only lost $800 you lost
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800 what a what a battle of the most insane voices nor love it's a
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conversation just drive anybody insane I told I told John that Lauren was kidding
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and Lauren Norm was intentionally once John took a bite of
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the this was like well I'm a better stand up than you you know because I've been doing it longer so I'm better you're not a real standup he would say
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that to John and John would get super mad and excuse me what you know angry
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and then I said no the more you get react the Norm's gonna go work that it's just so funny oh going back to um diets
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and how we would eat late at night it was so brutal it's like David sub get these horrible meat sweats like I mean
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Adam would eat steak at midnight it was like insane but I remember one time we were doing the Zohan and I was at Adam's
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house yep I was at Adam's house and this is before he had his kids and uh he was
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like all stressed out because he wasn't losing weight he was like I keep gaining weight and I'm like really and and he's
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like yeah so I go to his refrigerator he had two huge refrigerators one had food
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the other one was just ice cream sandwiches and I go what is this for and
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he goes I like ice cream sandwiches and I go well when do you eat them and he goes well I wake up in the middle of the
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night and I'll have like four I'm like in the middle of the night you have four ice cream and you're wondering why
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you're not losing weight like what are you doing what are you in
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kindergarten what was the answer did he did he get rid of the ice cream sandwiches he he didn't put the math
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together yeah no those train him and punch him in fun Nick and I I've known
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Nick since um the very very old days when did I first see you Nick was it it
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wasn't I want to say Benchwarmers it was before Benchwarmers right the first time
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I ever met you Dana I don't know if you were there it was at the Aspen Comedy Festival and they had an SNL reunion in
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Aspen oh wow the HBO Comedy Festival Farley was there and that was the first
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time I met you David I don't think you remember it I remember we went out with Dave Becky okay I love Dave Becky yeah yeah
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and Dave didn't he used to book you at like the San Diego improv or something yeah yeah yeah so we went out and you
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had just booked just shoot me and you were talking about we were walking around Asen you and me and Dave
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Becky and you were like yeah I just booked a sitcom it's on NBC is that a good Network yeah yeah and you were
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super cocky was that good when it's the major main M best one and then I'd walk up to other people and go bye guys I go
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up to other two strangers and go yeah I guess I'm just going to do this new sitcom and they're like oh hi hello and
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you're like uh
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byebye oh yeah we should get into Nick that he uh has to be an SNL fan because
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he's a little twerp from Minnesota you're up there uh struggling along not fitting in I'm guessing and um no one
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likes you I'm guessing and um and then then you probably when did start on the
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old SNL train so I we all started standup young right I started when I was
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19 you were how old David I was 19 Dan a year
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old well uh little asteris here there were no comedy clubs when I started I
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mean literally uh so I I did do a set it was the old west uh when I was 20 but
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then month Char chaplain
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start there was not a comedy scene I mean it by the time 1980 came I got out
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of college they built a comedy club uh called the punchline but before
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that it was just the holy city zoo it was a bar so you just didn't give get a lot of sets the train tracks were laid
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by the time you guys got there so you you start doing it and you do five nights in a club in my day we didn't
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have c a Dixie cup with a string I played a
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delicatess and that's true I played a delicatess and I so you know while
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you're getting your yeah so you you real ham at the
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Del guys you're like what you're you're
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doing a special oh yeah you did a special right yeah I I got a special coming out July 18th and then I've got a
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whole new hour touring this fall toilet head good well we'll cut this part out but what's the wait a minute I have a
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question so you're you're going to record the special the special comes out and then you're going to tour so you
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have a whole sorry okay go ahead go ahead well can you tour with the the special you have to have new material
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right no I have a special coming out that's already recorded oh that was recorded last year and now I've got a
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whole new hour for the fall and I'll record that at the end of the year wow Prof we always talk about this
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how you get an hour it's hard to get an hour yeah the hardest thing ever so tough but to answer your question David
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so when I started standup I wasn't a big fan of standup so I was a huge fan of SNL so for me the my favorite years I
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don't know if it's because just my time but like or my age but like the late 80s early 90s like you guys's era I think is
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hands down the best ERA ever because that cast was such a banger between you
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guys Farley Rock Tim Meadows Kevin nean Phil Hartman I mean like it was just
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insane Mike Mike Myers Mike Myers I mean like there was a a CO there was like
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yeah I agree to that because you had the new the bad boys of Comedy coming in rock and Spade and everybody and then
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you still had Phil Harman myself Mike Myers Jan Hooks J Jan Hooks and so it
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was sort of uh I said when we interviewed Lauren I said didn't uh all the errors are good but I go but didn't
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you have a lot of weapons you had T's the cat or would sing a song Mike would do sprockets there was so many
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reoccurring characters but anyway just because I was doesn't mean it was the best whoops so many I mean it was crazy
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one of my favorites who wrote massive head wound Harry ah yeah that was it
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Jack Handy no no I you know different people worked on it but I believe Rob
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Schneider was the was the isn't that what Rob told us oh my
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God said Jo Biden wrote it Rob said Jo bid I asked Biden did you write massive
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heaven and herry yes Harry is a mass was VI I agree so you did write it s anyway
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how to get canceled who wrote the eminite heterosexual that's a great Lyle
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Lyall the eminite heterosexual that was me had a
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hairdresser who um was so feminite and and he was completely
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straight and so that Essence came from then Smigel did the song and then that was that and I gu I heard a rumor that
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it was Tim Burton's favorite sketch I don't know if that's true you hear weird things like Tim That's So
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Random I love sketches that have a little song up front he's Li you know I
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love that where the whole premise is completely right up front and then you go right in right here's the song that
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says the whole sketch you just act it out I don't think they do that as much
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anymore maybe they [Music]
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do so you're you're like a little kid you're like an eighth grader or something you're watching SNL and your
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your mind's blown whoops too many weapons and then um how fanciful is it
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for you to go I want to do that you know I want to be a funny guy on TV yeah I
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was like again I I I started doing improv and I did sketches and standup I
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just never thought anything about it so my improv company folded Comedy Sports and so I was like okay I'll just try
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standup so I went and I tried it and it went great it wasn't like my first time
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was awesome and then it went all downhill from there that's everyone says
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that first one works then you bomb then you start collecting bombs yeah one of my favorite stories is um when I first
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started I got successful really quick when I was really young I was 19 and I got the HBO Comedy Festival for people
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that don't know that was a huge deal so I was a new face at 19 years old I'd been doing stand up for six months and
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so long story short I go to the Bay Area and I had all this heat on me I'd signed
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with Dave Becky who's a manager and uh this guy John Fox do you remember that
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name Dana no I'm of course he booked all of us up and down the coast Seattle
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Underground yeah totally yeah absolutely a ton of clubs so I go to the Bay Area
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and he booked me in Santa Cruz I believe the club was the Crow's Nest if that's
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right yes so he I fly into the bay area and he drives me personally into the gig
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and he's like he goes you have a ton of heat on you everyone's talking about you I'm really excited for you to do this
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room I'm like okay he goes I'm gonna drive you personally so it's was like an hour and a half drive and we're talking
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comedy the whole time and every he's talking about you Dana and he was like you remind me of of a Dana Carvey he's
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like he was he came in hot young kid just smoked the room blah blah blah I'm
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like I love Dana Carvey one of my favorites so anyway long story short we drive in the gig I bomb so
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hard so hard like it was one one of my top bombs of all time and then we had
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then we had to drive home oh for an hour and a half and he didn't talk to me the whole ride oh my so we went from being
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like all excited and then I take it and it was just the most awkward and I just
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kept thinking if ah I am not Dana Carvey God he just kept holding me up to the
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bar of Dana and that was all an illusion I mean I I started I did some sets and
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then I happened to win a comedy competition but then I bombed opening for bands and bombed all the time I mean
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you just bomb until you but you're more experimental aren't you when you're until you oh this is how I'm supposed to
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do were you just like going up with your energy the way I would perceive you and if the crowd hooks it then you're in but
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if they don't get it yeah I had when I started out and I don't know if you guys were like this but like starting out and
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stand up I was terrified of Silence so I was so physical and energetic because I
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didn't want any silence like I didn't want any kind of dead air so I was just Manic and crazy just a crazy person so
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like that made it even worse when you're bombing so when you have like times a thousand and the crowd's like yeah no
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you know sometimes it's tough when you go up you guys know that if I'm doing a corporate or anything you know you can
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still bomb in this day and age and I go up and I and I sometimes catch myself going folks if you're not buying the
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first three jokes you're not going to buy the last I mean it's it's I don't have a big I don't change to Southpaw in
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the middle like this is my sense of humor if you're not really into it at the beginning first 10 minutes it's very
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rare to win them over but you can you you can trip into a bit that sort of clicks and then they start to go all
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right we'll give you a chance and then you do another one and then that's the best feeling if you can turn them around but it's it's kind of true like if
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they're not buying your whole vibe It's just tough they just like s Nick did you in the early days at some point have a
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bit or a joke that was what what I would call Surefire like one that you could lean on you know I had Jimmy Stewart as
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a waiter uh that never didn't get a laugh this you know and I don't know if at
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some point you do have like the one bit that never it's like Spade doing um Tom
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Petty at some point that always going to get a reaction he had the Hat he looked like cler yeah mhm hard to follow funny
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face yeah mine I would impersonate a cat vomiting that's already funny yeah so I
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would impersonate exactly like a cat vomiting and that would always kill that was one of my first go-tos you could
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actually say you're going to do that later in the EO you guys if you stick around I'm going to do a cat vomiting and it keeps getting a laugh and then
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just never do it cuz it's just funny anyway I love just stuff like that like
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abstract just with no no connection to reality or anything here's a cat vomiting the idea of someone doing that
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makes me laugh well also like the big thing too is when you have a closing bit
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like that's so key like trying to find a really good closer so God it's so
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stressful you know what fun is when you move a bit from the middle of the act and you go let me try to close with this it's such
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a victory you go oh my God I have a [ __ ] closer like a bit you're just working on you go oh my God it's so strong I can put it at the end and then
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you do a special and the grossest part is you got to rip it out of your [ __ ]
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Claws and go nope you don't have that crutch anymore you're like God dang I finally got that one to work yeah it's
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the worst I remember um I used to open for David Cross and we were doing the
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Houston Improv and uh or laugh stop sorry and I was going to the bathroom I
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was taking a pee in the bathroom and I and I thought of a joke where I was like at the unal or toilet or were you it was
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at the toilet Jimmy it was at the toilet no wonder it always killed it's funny
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when I hear anyone do it just why somebody talking like that like go ahead
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so I was like I thought of a premise where I was like God what if I came as much as I peed like I peed for like a
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minute I'm like what if I orgasmed came for a minute and I told David that and he was like oh
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you should tell that on stage and I go really so I told it on stage and it it did well and then I forgot about it and
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then a decade later I talked about it I like I found it in one of my notebooks
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and I was like oh and I did the whole it became my closer 10 years later I'd forgotten about it and I randomly it
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just said come pee in my notebook and then became my closer on my
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Netflix special that I did I have come and PM my notebook it is interesting when you keep I don't know about I keep
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massive pieces of paper around I I I'm incredibly lazy but I I'm terrified of
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forgetting a joke but you will go through once in a while I got big gobs over here and you go oh that one why' I
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stop doing that one it is fun when you go oh that bit will work I look at mine Dan it's it's like I put a joke like
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yeah last time I did that was when I was 12 and then in parenthesis it says cross eyes
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here that's the funny part yeah and I'm like oh right I gotta I can't forget that's the real killer part of that one
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like I give myself notes old J like oh
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boy so what's your what's your closer what's your closer on this special I don't want to give it away but you did
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it off you did it Off the Grid you did it yourself right sorry my computer does that it's a littley yeah I was like what
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is that um um it's on YouTube which is is all the rage release it direct to
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Consumer is that the idea or was it yeah because uh I had gotten I was talking to Hulu and Amazon all these places but
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they wanted to release it next year so I've got my fall tour so I was like I'll just throw it on YouTube like I don't
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you know what I mean I'm not making I'm not making any money I'm just like I want everyone to see it it's a it's a
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promo even Schneider said if I do another one I don't even want to try to sell it to Netflix I would just say
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could you put it on just take it for free and if not I'll put on YouTube because you really just need a calling
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card of like here's something and you generate a little money from that and then you push the tour like musicians
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you probably make more when you go on the road so you got to get people interested yeah everybody I mean you
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make money from touring we're not all you know Sandler and rock and Chappelle where it's like here's 8 billion dollar
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no no I mean the new Netflix deals are yeah it's it's it's more just for the
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platform but how did you film it then you're in charge is the thumbs up is so
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weird it's so [ __ ] funny there's people something I clicked and then balloons will come down sometimes I
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didn't do anything with the computer thumbs up pop up on the screen it's so funny and a balloon I don't know what makes it pop up whitne did this and
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balloons fall feel like I'm doing well yeah you get thumbs up you're like like the a look he
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gotor look how I got fireworks from doing that let's stop again people are
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hearing this oh you got it again your thumbs up no but then the fireworks came for some reason it's funnier than the whole thing it looks like jacking off
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I'm going to stop close with that your orgasm is fireworks amazing so where did you I'm
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just curious about that I did the San Jose Improv and these producers and they uh
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offered to shoot it for me yeah they were great 450 seats giant balcony yeah
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it's a great Club that's one of my favorites great Club yeah fill it up I might have been do my next one there
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yeah it's great overes I do think like that's like a small theater it's a Club but it's like
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450 so it's sort of like the perfect size to do comedy to record comedy yeah
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it's great it was awesome and the Crowds Are Awesome I really loved it yeah um
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David I don't know if you remember this one of my favorite tour moments speaking of Rob Schneider we did
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Orlando and um he got all he was mad about something of course and um who who
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stole my magnesium yeah and your intro do you remember this Rob goes on stage
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and he was like before he introduced you he goes uh let me just talk about the shooting at the
00:27:34
Gay Night Club oh the Paul nightclub yeah he goes oh my God yeah he goes it was one year ago today that that
00:27:40
shooting happened and the people in the crowd go no it was six months ago it wasn't a year ago he goes half a year it
00:27:48
was six and they're like yeah no it was six months and he goes and he looks on the side of the stage and I'm standing
00:27:53
next to a crew member yeah and he goes that [ __ ] told me it was a year ago
00:27:58
go this guy this random guy this crew and I'm standing next to him the guy goes I've never talked to Rob in my life
00:28:06
I have no idea what he's talking about exent I remember that he goes anyway Joe
00:28:11
Dirt intro to The Angry Crowd and sad
00:28:16
crowd that was hey anyway there was a big gay shooting here's David Spade a
00:28:22
big gay comic yeah like what a weirdo I know
00:28:28
group shows do you like group shows Nick I because I mean David and I had talked
00:28:36
about this the Sandler T was amazing but it's hard doing 10 minutes it's really hard like I I don't
00:28:43
mind doing an hour I mean I love doing an hour but it's like it's a catch 22 because it's easy doing 10 minutes but
00:28:49
it's also hard if that makes sense but it's great being with my friends like you know the Sandler tour was amazing I
00:28:55
mean those were my best friends and norm and you know was great where was the show where you have that picture of meu
00:29:01
and Adam back behind the stage as an outdoor event it's huge event that was inota yeah that was that was like 20,000
00:29:08
or something but that was the one where I kept telling S I go we have to do Minnesota it's my home state my hometown
00:29:15
we have to do it he's like yeah yeah yeah and then finally like he didn't do it and then finally he did and it sold
00:29:21
out immediate they had to add like 5,000 seats it was like crazy you know I did
00:29:26
my last special and Minneapolis yeah you did the Pantages
00:29:32
right I don't look in the house Cracker Barrel no I don't know do you remember Heather what was it it was a Cracker
00:29:38
Barrel popup yeah it was cracker bar popup next to the freeway
00:29:44
storea let's do that what's a theater has three sides to it and goes straight up it's like an Amphitheater in
00:29:50
Minneapolis I play that a few times I don't remember the name remember was the state theat the Orum
00:29:58
[Music] now my next one is in but I remember the audience is being especially great in
00:30:05
Minneapolis yeah they're phenomenal they're fine that's why it was tricky because like when I started I did really
00:30:11
well like I said out of the gate i' never bombed in Minnesota like not even close and then you're doing great
00:30:19
sweetie oh yeah that was fun oh the cat's vomiting oh that's F oh he's
00:30:24
vomiting on his own penis yeah that's fun but then when I moved to New York is
00:30:31
when I really started bombing everybody told me it was the best advice I ever got Nan actually I
00:30:37
opened for Nan at the Mall of America and he told me I go I think I'm gonna move to LA and he was like no he's like
00:30:42
go to New York I remember him Judy Gold another comedian yeah told me go to New
00:30:48
York and I went to New York and I would eat the hottest [ __ ] on planet Earth I
00:30:54
got booed off stage it was was it just to toughen you up and and just go if you can make it there you can make it
00:30:59
anywhere kind of thing yeah basically it was like cut your teeth go go to the go to the Big Apple what would be a typical
00:31:06
here he is Nick wartson what would be a typical opener for you opening line or opening bit I'm just curious why look
00:31:14
like a high school J senior or whatever and why would they boo you off did you go super blue then or what was it no
00:31:21
because I was so clean and I would have I I would have to get you know you know
00:31:27
when you're starting out any stage time you just have to get whatever you can get so I would I would go on in the
00:31:32
village at like 1 in the morning oh and I'm following you know David tell and
00:31:38
you know rock and guys like that and I was just so clean like they don't want to hear about a cat
00:31:44
vomiting you know they I'm following like four hours of like [ __ ] jokes yeah
00:31:50
no pun intended and then then also a pussy's vomiting yeah see what I did there it's
00:31:56
hard to follow hyper confident East Coast comic just with almost like he's
00:32:03
going to beat up the audience if they don't laugh the [ __ ] up New York you know following one of those guys yeah
00:32:08
this [ __ ] guy look at this guy the front row this queen what are you
00:32:16
Que Now welcome Nick flon you know hey everybody I like hi you know hiy I had a
00:32:22
hot dog you know what's weird mayonnaise is yeah why never put
00:32:28
because you put it on your hot dog get it boo
00:32:34
boo get the [ __ ] out of here some people put ketchup but I'm kind of off kilter
00:32:40
right but I got mise I put mustard on my butt oh that's really the weird place I
00:32:46
remember one of my biggest tanks too was uh I was doing stand up on Conan O'Brien his head and I was doing Conan
00:32:53
and I was at the comedy Celler and I was doing Conan the next day and they were like do you want to go run your set and
00:33:00
I'm like no it's good it's tight and they're like no you should run your set all these Comics Mark Cohen was like no
00:33:05
you should run your set and I'm like no no it's fine and they're like no they're yelling at me so I'm like okay fine I'll
00:33:11
do it so when you run a TV set you can't really interact with the crowd you just have to like stick to your time so I go
00:33:19
up and it's dead I'm bombing horribly and I've got to do this set on TV the
00:33:24
next day all your confidence goes out the window yeah all of it goes out the window so I snap at the crowd and I go
00:33:30
none of this is funny none of this I'm doing this on TV tomorrow and they go
00:33:36
nope it's not funny I would this sucks and I was like [ __ ] you and I just
00:33:42
walked off stage and I went upstairs in the restaurant with all the comics they were all laughing and I was like oh real
00:33:48
funny guys and they're like that was amazing you just totally ate [ __ ] and I was like yeah great that's
00:33:55
their help yeah was like I know when you get your when you get your set to where
00:34:00
you like it it's almost like I don't even want to trifle with it I just want to I know it I just want to go do it they like go do it again you're like I I
00:34:06
can't I don't want any difference of what's going on right yeah I don't want to trifle with anything I don't want to
00:34:13
trifle with [ __ ] dude God I haven't heard oh thumbs up David you got a thumbs up for tri thanks Dana but isn't
00:34:18
it my Dana can you see that there you go well I'm just seeing fireworks behind
00:34:25
fireworks it's great yeah [Music]
00:34:31
oh I want to talk about Benchwarmers cuz everyone asks me about Benchwarmers all the time so you started writing you're
00:34:36
starting with Sandler you meet Sandler somehow you're writing Benchwarmers with was it you and covert or you and Sandler
00:34:42
who wrote that Sandler called me I remember I was in Nashville and I was doing a gig and he called me I was in my
00:34:48
hotel room and uh he was like Hey I thought I sold an idea to Sony and I'm
00:34:53
like what is it he goes It's called um or he didn't have a title yeah but he's like it's three little eagers whatever
00:35:00
and he gave me the premise he's like I want you to write it and I'm like okay so me and covert wrote it and then
00:35:06
Sandler jumped in and I remember I had a voicemail from you David and you said
00:35:13
I've read a ton of scripts I've bet a lot of people write roles for me we wrote it for you and mine and you said
00:35:19
I've rarely seen somebody write something this perfect for me oh great
00:35:24
yeah I remember loving bench wers and it's great well I I you know David's
00:35:31
voice that is that's perfect I mean it's a great way to write like okay dav's David's character is gonna talk like
00:35:37
this and say this because you kind of can just process yeah I me yeah I I just knew his
00:35:43
sarcasm just from watching him for years you know what I mean and you and de me and was it me and Robin mind we just
00:35:49
didn't know that third one I don't think it was you and Rob and then we couldn't Peg the third one and then we got John
00:35:56
heer which was great John was amazing John you know I just saw
00:36:01
Ann everybody yeah you know he did uh Dana we should have on because he he's a great dude and he also did a pretty
00:36:09
funny monologue when he I didn't know he hosted SNL and had a great monologue I saw yesterday on my TT I know he hosted
00:36:15
SNL yeah and that funny and uh everyone in the audience he goes a lot of people
00:36:21
say you know he wasn't doing Napoleon but he's like a lot of people say that you know I uh I I stole some of these
00:36:27
characters from back home but these are just original characters then he goes I have a question he goes oh hey Rick this
00:36:33
guy in the audience stands up dressed exactly like Napoleon he goes I think you stole it from me and he goes no it
00:36:39
has nothing to do with anyone I've ever met and then Bill hater not Bill hater
00:36:44
but uh God damn it the other one comes no uh Joe Biden was he a cast
00:36:52
member look get the pill the lady had to put the pill go ahead I everyone
00:36:58
everyone stands up as a cast member from Theo Dynamite anyway who gives a fat buck I saw it I laughed at it John
00:37:05
heater was fun I think there was a chance of using someone else I feel like
00:37:10
this sounds like a lie I saw him pulling Dynamite the first half and I alerted
00:37:16
Sandler and the squad and going I don't know who we have this guy's funny he might be weird but you know I have no
00:37:21
say in this I'm just saying I like them and then I think it's sort of everyone's sort of heard about the movie and it he
00:37:28
came in and remember we were trying to get him to do nepoleon Dynamite the whole goddamn movie which is so rude but
00:37:35
I was gonna say that so for people listening David and I nonstop would
00:37:41
would do Napoleon Dynamite to John heater and he' be like all right you guys I get it gosh all right let's go to
00:37:49
lunch like when people say like when I say you lost
00:37:54
your I mean these lines still make laugh I I didn't write probably any of them um
00:38:00
no you just lost your membership at video spot and he goes dang it just to
00:38:06
get him to say it like Napoleon Dynamite or a little bit we all would like go what so fny I can be a fan of someone uh
00:38:13
just based on one line and I I think I saw that movie six times because all the kids in the neighborhood wanted to see
00:38:19
it and yeah uh cousins and everybody but when they on the bus I think the little
00:38:25
girl girls what are you going to do today Napoleon he goes whatever I want
00:38:30
gosh so stupid the comedy like that where it's inexplicable there's no
00:38:35
actual joke yeah it's rhythmic and bizarre it it really just laugh I any
00:38:41
young person right now has not seen Napoleon Dynamite or old person just see it it grows on you first few minutes
00:38:49
you're like what am I watching I think it's perfect I've seen it probably a hundred times yeah I could probably
00:38:54
quote that entire movie and then back to Benchwarmers anyway so anyway
00:39:00
Benchwarmers go ahead no I was saying one of my other favorite moments David I don't know if you remember this we were
00:39:05
in Vegas you're doing the Mirage and John heer came with his wife and uh we
00:39:11
so John heer's Mormon so they don't drink alcohol so David and I were drinking we're at the bar and we're like
00:39:18
hey John why don't you have a drink and he goes I can't you guys know that we're
00:39:24
like yeah but you could have one get off my back no I can't you know I can I think he ordered a glass of milk or
00:39:29
something and we were like yeah you could do like one shot he's like no you guys and I remember his wife I remember
00:39:36
his wife goes his wife goes ah but John we could maybe have one right and he got so mad he was like no I can't you know
00:39:45
that you were going to get a little bit of soaking action tonight but not now what did he think you're were gonna get a funnel and hold him down with the I
00:39:53
know we're so we're such losers for doing that to him uh but I remember um
00:39:58
there's another funny joke that you gave me when the catcher goes you're still
00:40:04
out you're still fat God I can't remember oh I go you're a good catcher of donuts in your mouth great um one of
00:40:11
the catchers was Jack Nicholson's kid Ray who was a stud who is actively being
00:40:17
a stud right now looks Ray was great Patrick Schwarzenegger was in it Patrick Schwarzenegger was in it Dan Patrick was
00:40:23
probably in it right um I was he
00:40:28
Squadron and yeah he was super fun fun to shoot in the valley of La I wish we
00:40:35
could shoot another movie that was such a blast that summer I wanted to do bench swers too I told you that I I had
00:40:40
conceived a whole thing it was gonna be like Brad News Bears to where we go to Japan and I had a whole thing mapped out
00:40:47
I told you and Rob and John and everybody was on board and then we lost the rights to Benchwarmers they made a
00:40:53
Benchwarmers too I don't know some nonsense yeah so Happy Madison didn't own bench Wars someone else took it away
00:41:00
something happened they sold the name I can't remember what happened but um oh yeah but we lost it but yeah because
00:41:06
litz I still think was litz was very funny in that and uh litz is another one
00:41:11
where he doesn't want to do love itsz so it's like John heer or it's like just do like your voice and like when we were
00:41:18
doing Bench Warmers I remember love itsz would like fight about you know like
00:41:24
Sandler be like no just deliver it like John Lis he's like I don't want to do John LoveIt I don't want to do I'm gonna do a
00:41:32
whole another character s was like are you [ __ ] dumb no he wrote it for you in your
00:41:40
voice like just deliver the C the way you picture it yeah I am not John Lit
00:41:46
any he thinks he's bonio Del Toro doing like Daniel gay
00:41:53
Lewis what about Reno 911 another monster hit Reno I still see clips from
00:41:59
that you know the good thing about the internet I became a couple means David it's not easy listen I became a national
00:42:06
phenomenon but uh I'm a ter Dana you would never have seen this because no one really Dido 911 of course it was
00:42:15
another one one of those quirky funny hward on roller skates lot of AD
00:42:23
living I would guess people in it it was movie was ad lipped I remember they gave
00:42:28
me the script for the movie and it was like 15 pages and I go what is this and
00:42:34
it was all locations there was no dialogue you're in a bowling alley go that's like a
00:42:40
that's like a dream Terry a dream part right yeah it was amazing to not have to repeat lines all day you do three
00:42:46
Masters at 700 a.m. and by six o'clock that night it's your closeup and you if you miss a word the script supervisor
00:42:52
goes ah you said your elbow was out and you saidthe before so yeah if every take
00:42:58
is it's a real live take no wonder fun well that's like curb those kind of
00:43:03
things where you can it's hard for the editor but if you can pick the right [ __ ] out I saw some
00:43:08
bridesmaids uh you know bloopers and you're like God some of these are as
00:43:14
good you know you just don't know it's Sophie's Choice you go this is the one that's going in the movie for all of
00:43:20
time and there's one just as good that no one will ever see so you pick the take and you got to live with it and
00:43:26
that's hard cuz you sit and go that's good for this reason that's good for this reason what joke I mean you never
00:43:31
know well also we would try to make it I mean especially me I would try to say the most insane things to break the
00:43:38
other cast members and make them laugh so my character was so outlandish so I was just trying to come up with just
00:43:44
pure Insanity it's like wrong Missy where Lauren had such a great fun part
00:43:49
where I was straight man and then when you're insane like that you can really
00:43:54
say anything and when we're in a date and she's like quit trying to I [ __ ] me across the room to some tough guy and
00:44:01
I'm like what are you doing like so every take they'd be like do this one a little drunker you know what do this one
00:44:07
a little sexier no do this one a little more insane and it just turns out to where you that was another example of
00:44:14
there was a wrong Missy was such a fun movie that worked out for us all Nick
00:44:19
was in it with us and um but there's so did very well it David I did very you're
00:44:25
my buddy and it we're Bud he's from Portland we're pal yeah you always Nick
00:44:31
didn't want to shave his beard by the way Dana just you what did you say Dana I said Nick is always funny I don't
00:44:37
think I've ever seen you not funny I remember what was the one Sandler did with Jennifer Aniston is Just Go With It
00:44:44
yeah just go with it were you in that one too I mean or there was every time you come in you're like doing something
00:44:51
so insane I assume it's like your own little ecosystem you you sort of invent just crazy person yeah I was a guy that
00:44:58
was I played part German and I resuscitated the Sheep that's right and
00:45:04
I was like a sheep I remember s i remember Sandler called me I remember exactly where I was I was a Baby Blues
00:45:10
barbecue in Venice and Sandler calls me and he goes hey what are you doing and I
00:45:16
go I'm having dinner why what's up and he goes can you do a German accent and I go uh what like this like go to Z House
00:45:24
of food and he goes okay perfect call you tomorrow so H up the phone and he
00:45:30
calls me he goes we're doing a movie in Hawaii you me and Anderson you're playing a half German dude and I was like what the hell it was like the most
00:45:36
Sandler what a blast yeah it was amazing if there's a whisper that he might have
00:45:42
something going then it's always like confirmed basically hey I might need you for this uh would you want to do
00:45:48
something what did we first do together was it Jack and Jill yeah Jack and Jill was that when he
00:45:55
played like the puppeteer yeah and Regis Filman was in in that yes
00:46:01
that's right uh yeah I did a puppeteer weirdo or something it was like a cameo
00:46:06
I mean I don't know what did you play in Jack and chill I played like his coworker we're
00:46:14
all in Jack and chill everybody David were you in Jack and chill I was I was a girl in Jack and oh yeah that's right I
00:46:21
made out with alucino look I've only been in two Sandler movies trying to give an assist
00:46:28
and help out Sandy one was Little Nikki and one was Jack and Jill they were 10
00:46:33
years apart and they they underperformed and not not that they weren't funny and
00:46:39
so I I was a jinx to the tappy Madison I think Jack and Jill is so funny I I
00:46:46
remember I left the goddamn premiere of Jack and Jill and I was like I may be wrong this is going to make a $100
00:46:53
million and I I did the same thing with That's my boy I was like I laughed the whole time I'm like am I I don't know I
00:47:00
still think it's That's my boy is phenomenal it's [ __ ] hilarious it's so rough I like when he plays dirty
00:47:06
R-rated it's when the comedian when you get a sense that the person on screen is
00:47:11
having so much fun like Sandler's commitment to the Jill character and how
00:47:17
she enjoyed doing that it was just come bouncing off the screen so who knows why
00:47:22
things are hits fellas what was the biggest hit you were ever in Nick would it um grownup not Bucky
00:47:31
Larson God bless Bucky Larson that's one of my favorites god um I don't know
00:47:37
probably just go with it or maybe click what about Grown-Ups 2 dummy
00:47:44
Grown-Ups 2 yeah it's another one yeah come on fool but I would say the biggest one that didn't do well at all in the
00:47:50
theater but Grandma's Boy oh was huge that became just why talking about
00:47:55
Grandma's Boy just kept going and going and going right it just it made it like I knew when we were writing it I was
00:48:01
like oh this movie is so Bonkers weird it's not I don't know how they're going to Market it like I I knew it was not
00:48:08
going to do well but I knew when it hit DVD that it was going to be explosive and it was it like made like as much as
00:48:15
Titanic and like TVD was like insane yeah that's that's one I'd once seen it
00:48:21
Dana again and I heard about this to this day I mean Grandma's Boy if you get
00:48:27
a scene or you're just in a movie like that that just they used to grind that's what happened with Joe D Dicky Roberts
00:48:32
when they when you do them and they go to DVD they do pretty good in theater and then you hit DVD and it just
00:48:38
explodes and they make so much money off them and then they go to HBO then they go here so someone is making money it's
00:48:43
not us but in in a related story one time Little Nikki uh this Nikki and I
00:48:49
were at lunch I think Nick will remember this there's two things happen we're at lascala like two old women and we're
00:48:56
having lunch this is way back and because do you remember two things happened one you had a residual check
00:49:02
for writing Bench Warmers and it was so big I was like holy [ __ ] dude and you
00:49:08
had it in your hand I won't say how much and then and then I remember that 27,000
00:49:14
and then don't try to do this I know what you're doing and then and Heath Ledger died we heard it
00:49:21
at lunch do you remember this I vaguely do yeah look at your diary it it's in
00:49:28
there look at my diarrhea we we heard that we were both a little thrown because I think we both
00:49:35
knew of obviously knew of him but had seen him out and I remember I barely
00:49:41
knew him and I had his phone number in my phone but I didn't ever call him or talk to him but I remember just talking
00:49:48
to him one night and then I thought oh how weird and then I remember it it was even worse because you were there for
00:49:53
some reason and that made it worse I was very sad never knew Heath but I was a big fan I was sad and then you make me
00:50:01
sad and so it was all sad this is a little off topic but it's kind of interesting me that Heath Ledger his his
00:50:07
Joker kind of broke the whole form yeah oh yeah with the lip and everything and now walking Phoenix does it I don't know
00:50:14
where the next thing to do is have Joker back regular lipstick but lipsticks like
00:50:19
this then it's a weirdo but weird have regular really well-groomed lipstick he should look like The Bachelor just go
00:50:26
back to the normal joker I'm the normal cuz where's it going I think the next Incarnation is Rob Schneider as the
00:50:33
Joker as the poker he'll poke you until you get irritated on come on come in my
00:50:39
cave he comes into that would be that would be he comes up to Batman and throws [ __ ] magnesium pills at him
00:50:46
vaccinates everybody he vaccinates he doesn't
00:50:52
vaccination he doesn't like it he doesn't like it oh let me just say um I met this is a random segue but I
00:51:00
remember going back to the Aspen Comedy Festival it was the only time I met Chris Farley and I remember Dana you've been
00:51:07
to Aspen right yeah you were there yeah and I was there and I've been other times yeah and but the altitude is
00:51:13
really brutal so I was 19 years old and I remember I was having trouble breathing like even like walking up just
00:51:20
a couple stairs I was having trouble and I was 19 I was in good shape and I remember very vividly
00:51:27
walking home from a gig to the hotel and it was like 10 o'clock at night and I just heard like a roar screaming down
00:51:35
the street Bigfoot and I'm like what is that and I look down the street and it's Farley shirtless it's like 10 degrees
00:51:44
and he's got a cigarette in his mouth and he's doing cartwheels down the snow with his
00:51:49
Entourage I think Johnny was there his brother clown Tage of idiots total clown tourage but I'll never forget that
00:51:56
Farley was what 400 450 PBS and he's doing C wheels and Shain smoking very
00:52:03
agile down the street and I I just I'll never forget the roar that just echoed
00:52:09
asin's a small town it's pretty contained mhm so it just was thunderous like throughout the whole place it was
00:52:16
like [Music]
00:52:21
crazy Nick where was the gig you just did where you got Al you got altitude
00:52:28
poisoning and you got sick Dana this is sad what wasn't feeling well and he was
00:52:34
doing standup and he tried to push through his show it was 9,000 feet
00:52:40
altitude and I took an edible like I'm the first person to do that in Colorado
00:52:45
had a couple cocktails 9,000 seriously hold on 9,000 feet the people just live at 9,000 ft
00:52:51
they must all be distance runners or something yeah that's really high so yeah totally brain farted on stage and
00:52:58
then ended up on TMZ and they like took me off stage it was like it's total mess
00:53:03
but it wasn't bad I didn't like pull like some Michael Richard's thing where I started no it was more of a Biden no
00:53:10
easy on that Michael Richard you just
00:53:18
itic or fous so when you when you have that and you're you got the altitude you got the edible in you and it's not
00:53:25
happening what is the back your head what are you saying to yourself internally like abort Mission I am
00:53:30
having a trouble I should get off stage or is it just sort of a slow motion no I I I could have kept I could have figured
00:53:36
it out I was just space CET they weren't being very patient yeah it was just a
00:53:43
total non story but well it made national news like it made Yahoo again TMZ like CNN USA Today
00:53:52
called me for a comment I was like what Nick Nick we'll be back with more
00:53:58
stories about Ukraine but first out of Beaverton Colorado a comedian comes off
00:54:03
stage 20 minutes early we'll be right back it's the best quote is like Nick's
00:54:08
like I was uh in altitude I take uh gummies and shrooms guys what are you
00:54:13
worried about everyone's like yeah Nick I'm like they're applauding this Behavior yeah they were're applauding
00:54:20
this the next the next weekend he sells out this is the classic one things that happen oh then I just ripped it and then
00:54:26
I did I did ASP I did Aspen right after Bieber Creek and had two soldout shows and people threw Edibles at me on sa the
00:54:34
stage literally covered in Edibles the stage you're like guys scrape scrape I can't do all these tonight but I'll face
00:54:42
them out people love the but they you know it's a human story you know I mean
00:54:48
they do love the talk about authenticity and stuff and then you would you talk about it make jokes and they they throw
00:54:54
out aable I mean then it's like you know yeah I was very self-effacing about it I mean I talked about it on stage for a
00:55:00
while but it was there was a rumor that you ate a bowl of your own diarrhea and I was like no I don't maybe no I snorted
00:55:07
it that's where you're wrong snort the pee hang on Nick here you go let's look
00:55:13
first of all let me see what else I got I want I have a question for you like randomly at airports and stuff when
00:55:18
people come up to you and maybe some more obscure part of your career what makes you happy like people come up and
00:55:24
go Bucky Larson's one of my favorite films or just just random things from your specials or what do they say to you
00:55:31
when they approach you fans I love it my fans are so awesome and I'll like hang
00:55:37
with everybody David always gets annoyed by it but like I'll take photos with anybody I'll take I'll get a drink with
00:55:42
anybody like I just have a blast so if people like Bucky Larsson it Bucky
00:55:48
Larson got zero% on Rotten Tomatoes I think it's up I think it's up to
00:55:53
3% [ __ ] yeah it's a phal movie so that one I always love but like you know
00:55:59
obscure ones like my character and like that's my boy um like my random standup jokes if
00:56:04
somebody just pulls something from you know I've been doing stand up for 30 years so it's like if somebody throws
00:56:10
out like a joke from 30 years ago like I'll be like whoa like I get so fired up
00:56:16
I have a good one but it's on Zoom I can't do one of my favorite jokes here because it's Zoom it's very
00:56:21
physical I need to take off my clothes for it but Dan know what do you get approach for the most
00:56:27
oh uh the most it's either I have a joke for this one hey do georgeb senior and I
00:56:32
go not gonna do it you that's all one of those kill beginning middle end and
00:56:38
you're out of there Hans and fron church lady G all that stuff but once in a while people come up to me and goes oh
00:56:45
my friends every month we talk about skin heads from Maine which was a sketch that Steven colar and I did on the Dana
00:56:51
the ill- fated Dana Carvey Show where oh wow it was a flight of fancy why racist
00:56:56
always Southern guys couldn't they be from New Hampshire or something so I was like well you know I like what you doing
00:57:03
there I'm W whittling a hate stick for for beating Spaniards you know so it's all that petrid fom type guys but
00:57:09
they're complete racist right the specifity of that and the and the complete non sequer of someone bringing
00:57:15
that up to me is great I like that chop and broccoli I get a lot too oh yeah I was gonna say but I mean all time G is
00:57:23
one of my Wayne's World I can quote start to finish I still like will just randomly just pop into gar and be like I
00:57:29
love you dream woman and then when you're playing the drum set the guy goes that was amazing
00:57:36
dude and he just go I like to play that's right you got it so good see
00:57:42
that makes me happy any kind of line that doesn't really have a punchline that it just exists it can keep
00:57:48
continuing to be funny if someone says thanks I like to play those are the kind that don't
00:57:53
kill and then they kill in longevity of a movie where you say this is our these
00:57:59
are our three big jokes and then over time those get on the back bur weird
00:58:05
lines come out yeah throwaways come it's the throwaway the quirky ones you know if you're going to spew spew into this
00:58:12
yeah you know great one just a little spew but the rhythm of it sometimes I would lose it just I'd start sounding
00:58:18
more like a regular Stoner dude but the whole key is that guy talking like this those sort of rhythms yeah I could do it
00:58:25
I could do it you know that part is infectious to me but anyway thanks for
00:58:30
being my guest today let's talk more about me wait one thing side note is that I would get in arguments with
00:58:37
Sandler about it because he never did DVD extras or outtakes yeah and I was always like like we have so much fun
00:58:44
filming and I'm like dude there's so much great material here for a DVD every wants them at the end and he goes yeah
00:58:50
no nobody you know everybody else does that he's like I don't want to do it and I was just so Bumm because people would
00:58:55
love it I agree with you I crack up all the time yeah he doesn't really like you but
00:59:01
David so it's not true DAV he's my best friend oh that's funny because we were just laughing about you the other Peter
00:59:07
Sellers they'd have to shut down the set I mean they would literally he could not keep a straight face they just go home
00:59:14
at the end of being there they have outakes of Peter sers and he just can't hold it together yeah he was
00:59:21
Notorious hours and hours could not get one take that's amazing I didn't know
00:59:27
that yeah look at uh just go on YouTube being there Peter sers uh outakes it's
00:59:32
at the end of the movie but it's fascinating really a guy that brilliant you know I love that stuff I mean
00:59:37
recently on Saturday Night Live they had the beavers and Butthead sketch where everybody broke basically yeah I saw
00:59:43
that and Heidi Gardner which I talked to Lord about it and she wasn't ready for because Mikey day had escalated the the
00:59:51
makeup so she wasn't prepared for it so her looking and not even getting the the giggles and trying to stop look and then
00:59:59
just completely burst out laughing it was an irresistible laugh for me at home yeah I was like just losing it all
01:00:05
completely no pretense like trying to hold it just yeah that was really funny Mikey day is hilarious by the way I used
01:00:13
to watch him before when he was doing sketches on like funnier die and stuff he's such a talent really and a great
01:00:19
writer is too as well yeah really brilliant Nick say the name of your special again and say the tour so we get
01:00:26
it out there for everyone July 18th YouTube make joke from face is the
01:00:32
special and then in the fall is toilet head nick.net you have the best
01:00:39
namson just those two are the best names yeah make joke from
01:00:44
face well it's like seriously who farted I remember when I was meeting with Comedy Central and it was my first hour
01:00:50
special and they're like what do you want to call it and I go seriously who farted and they're like oh that's funny
01:00:56
um but seriously what do you want to call it they didn't believe me exactly and I was like seriously who farted and they're like oh you're serious that's
01:01:03
what you want to call the name of your special oh and I'm like I don't take myself seriously like when comedians
01:01:09
take themselves seriously or try to make like a cool name for a special or try to sound cool it's just like Get over
01:01:16
yourself you know what's interesting about names like that is that eventually at some production meeting maybe for the
01:01:22
some other thing they'll refer to toilet head casually well we were shooting toilet head in San Jose you know and
01:01:30
when we shot toilet head you know Nick wanted six cameras we had five I believe for toilet head was it five for toilet
01:01:36
head yeah so that that'll happen and that so that joke lives on as soon as people refer to it in a
01:01:43
Ser yeah totally well that's why when I when I thought of seriously who farted I was hoping so bad to get nominated for
01:01:50
Grammy for the album because I just wanted someone to say that on stage
01:01:56
Trevor Noah seriously who farted and next up the nominees are Nick swartson
01:02:02
seriously who farted and and then the and then the crowd would be like what what is it are
01:02:09
they asking somebody who farted du ala is like are you talking to me and eventually it'll be truncated you know
01:02:15
we were we was I was shooting farted I directed farted and uh yeah I was on seriously sisly who
01:02:22
farted I'm trying to what's the funniest accent to say that seriously who farted
01:02:28
maybe it's gar Nick SW seriously seriously who farted I feel like a lot of people
01:02:35
farted on Wayne's World seriously who during the shooting all right Dana I
01:02:40
mean what's your name Nick thank you Nick Nickson yes thanks Nickson miss you one of the funniest guys in America go
01:02:47
watch his show watch watch uh um make joke from face make joke from face
01:02:53
that's he andour toilet head coming to a town near you he
01:02:59
will not be at Beaver Creek Colorado on this particular tour but soon he'll be
01:03:04
at 12,000 he's playing the Swiss Alps at 14,000 ft my next special I want to do
01:03:11
990,000 feet and take and take a bunch of mushrooms from the space station all
01:03:18
right I love you guys bye my favorite people ever you're hilarious love you Nick thanks for coming on Namaste this
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