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so today's show Julie Bowen I was gonna
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go Julie Bowen okay good we'll start
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over
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no don't start over
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I was inspired by yourself
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what song is that it's James Bond oh
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dude
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come on wake up come on we're gonna get
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I just didn't know that too so she is uh
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Modern Family she's done a million
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things Happy Gilmore
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Happy Gilmore a lot of movies she's what
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I would call a kick in the pants she is
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a lot of fun she's a pistol she was
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funny the whole time uh she made fun of
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me the whole time we did in the old days
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and so wait a minute what what was that
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so this is one of David's ex well
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girlfriends but friends yeah we're still
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friendly and I don't see really much
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because she lives in the valley ain't
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gross but um no we're still friendly and
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she's always funny to talk to is she um
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busts my balls the whole time which you
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thought was funny she was gonna I was
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just Barrel laughing the whole time I
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was bent over with tears of joy she is
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she was just funny yeah uh this one is
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just a lively energetic funny funny
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little visit with Miss Julie Bowen you
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know I had never really met yeah and so
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I just enjoyed her company I thought she
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was so cool she just produced a uh a
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movie
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prom Pact
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bless you uh and she has this pre-teen
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skincare brand called JB scrub you know
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how to get your pits uh no I I wouldn't
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use pre-teen skin products would I I've
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never heard of that you're 14. no man
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that's teenager no this is tell us tell
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us it gets your pits butts and nuts
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that's the hook isn't that funny pits
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butts and nuts yeah with a JB smooth
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cream and JB scrub JB scrub and by the
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way 15 off if you put fly friend 15. so
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for our audience that is 12 is this
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or for their kids or for their kids okay
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so it's JB's move pits butts and nuts
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speaking of yeah speaking of young
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someone thought I was 48 recently
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your mom said yeah
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JB scrub
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and uh
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it's not to be confused Shady smooth
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hey I got something for this oh these
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are my dreams remember JP scrub rub a
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dub dub who could say in the tub
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I set it up for you yeah oh I didn't say
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it again
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in the
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butt
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it's close
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but you know what let's let's let her
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tell you about everything here's Julie
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Bowen blabbing go on and wait till the
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fireworks start to happen between young
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David and Ms Julie Bowen no she's safe
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to start trouble with me and I just
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some stuff happened on this particular
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episode that's never happened on other
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episodes I'll put it that way
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stop your car don't even drive listen to
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this one pull over and call in sick over
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[Music]
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so serious oh wait why am I in like a
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tiny chair oh that was intentional we
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want to feel is she low this is like a
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this is like a um a teacher parent
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conference
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Julia's being very
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yeah will you grab one more
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I don't know what's going on the same
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height you look like Megan that movie
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Megan Megan
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I don't know the Megan dance she's 11
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year old sex doll
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[Laughter]
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why did they make Megan into an 11 year
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old sex doll well that's a good question
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I don't know if the robot needs a Kylie
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Jenner lip kit
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did you see she has like eyeshadow she's
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like I'm Meg and I'm like that's not the
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movie is it for the teenage girl
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audience I'm having a candy bar I think
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it's for that I don't think it's for the
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teenage girl I think it's teenage boys
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and trust me they are all spending a lot
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of time in the shower
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or four boys in my family four which one
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were you I was the youngest so I got you
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know oh so they ignored you no not
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necessarily
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well thank you so much my sisters
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possessed that we all bullied her Lori
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we were all in our own lane we were all
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wait a minute there were four boys and a
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girl a little baby girl how Catholic are
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you
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we don't have sex and we don't make a
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lot of kids
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my mom had five kids by the time she's
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31.
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[Music]
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when did you know they were twins you're
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having twins uh I knew uh you know what
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I'm not a hippie and I'm not like super
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fruity but I had one kid shut the [ __ ]
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up David I can already see you like he
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rolled his eyes I'm not [ __ ] super
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fruity but I did have a dream when I was
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pregnant and I woke up and I said
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to my then husband there's more than one
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I could I just I had this crazy dream he
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goes they're better heading back you're
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coming to this appointment with me today
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and we went and that was the day they're
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looking around and stuff and they're
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like there's one
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there's two there's the other one hiding
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and he goes he looked at me like you
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[ __ ] witch what have you done like
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how did you make how did you create two
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babies in you I think it safely was
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gonna be harder on you than him
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I don't know my breastfeeding kept him
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up at night
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kept what does that mean he used to tell
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me he goes press you breastfeeding is
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hard because it keeps me up at night
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what's hard on him
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he was joking
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so how do you two know each other I get
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a sense you have your friends right you
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know what you I know I'm just guessing
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yeah I don't know why did she tell him
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why don't you tell him David why don't
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you tell your friend Dana how you know
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yeah what is going on here I mean I'm
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just I I'm just I'm a fly in the wall
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right I met Julie I think at a uh going
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gloves party is that possible Golden
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Gloves party uh HBO Golden Globes part
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of you with Steve Levitan oh I was you
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were there for you've been nominated for
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um just shoot me second time yeah I'm so
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sorry we're not keeping track no no he's
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like he's like I don't know when was it
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a second time so you sure wasn't the
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first time David no I you know what I
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mix it up it's jaw jumbled it's all
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jumbled it was one of them I can't
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remember I don't remember I don't think
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it's about that sorry it doesn't make
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you a better person did you wait David
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did you win an Emmy for just shoot me
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I honest and I did not okay it doesn't
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make you inferior others
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it doesn't matter well I was back when
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those Emmys really mad I would have
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given you yeah they meant something yeah
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now they just hand them out like candy I
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think you got handed too I think you got
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uh 2011 was that the pandemic and uh
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I got one of those pandemic I got a Cove
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it I mean how many nominations for
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Modern Family just say it I don't know
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something like that was it
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you know what Julie honestly I thought
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you hosted SNL twice and it's you I've
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never [ __ ] no I wondered
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SNL no I would never host SNL you
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kidding me that is terrifying I watch it
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now also I I'm kind of into like right
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now how you guys watch SNL every week
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right no no we've seen I see I see it on
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Instagram
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we'll see Clips I'll go you know on
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Sunday you can go on yeah yeah you can
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go on watch all the sketches right and
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watch all of it but the guests this year
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in particular are like it's like
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completely it's all new like there's
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none of the none of the classics you
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know you there's no there's no Tom Hanks
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it's oh the guess uh the host yeah yeah
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all the all the hosts and so this when I
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watch it now I'm like oh I could maybe
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do it now because the it's just like
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they're much nicer and warmer it seems
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like and it feels like I don't know it
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feels like you used to have to come on
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and kill in the uh in your opening hours
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so now the hosts don't have to be here
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no they they are they're really funny
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but it's it's much more gentle and kind
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about that they're like I'm so honored
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to be here this is so exciting
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serious yeah political statement yeah
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and and a little bit of like this is you
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know what SNL meant to them growing up
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and how much it means them to be there
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now like even you know Liev Schreiber
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did a whole like this is such a big deal
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to me and I was like huh and Martin
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Short is on top of a piano exactly
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right and so it's not as hard on the
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jokes as it was
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back when when they reach out to you I
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would imagine they're in your 10 years
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or 11 years there was there was a soft
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there was something
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they're pretty loyal you were not on NBC
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right you're ABC or not I was on NBC
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when David
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um tracked me down I don't know that was
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that other show that was Ed I did a show
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I was doing Ed when you were doing this
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he stalked you he stalked me we were at
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this I was with Willie Garson
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he was on he invited me as he's like
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I've had this set to me more than once
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you look like somebody's got a nice
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dress hanging in the closet it's like
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the day before some award show clearly
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everyone else has dropped out could you
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possibly Chuck on your dress and show up
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that wasn't me that was will no that was
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Willie okay yeah so I went with Willie
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and you were there with Steve lavatan
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and you walked by me and then walked
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right back again and go hey do I know
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you I know you what's up what's up and I
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said no no I think I said we have the
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same Barber Spade she had a short
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haircut with women I mean just just even
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the flight attendant or whoever you do
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you have a good they like the funny
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funny matters my family when I started
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dating David my family was like here we
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go oh dear God they're like what and I
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said funny counts I don't need to hear
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behind us that's the name of your
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you can't marry a face because
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eventually that's why you don't even see
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the face so you have to marry a
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personality what's better than someone
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makes you laugh all day long right so
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David David tried to track me down
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through but this is where he shot them
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what channel are we allowed to swear on
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your show what the [ __ ] I don't think we
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can say track me down again but we can
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swear how to do what kind of tracking
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device did you use was a private
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detective he had no a publicist okay
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which was such a [ __ ] scene this
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isn't it flattering we dropped down a
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little bit not by a publicist there's no
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other way by telegram when you figured
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out when you figured out that because I
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told you I was a dog walker okay because
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you were like I know you I gotta no
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because I and I was like if he doesn't
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know what I'm gonna give you my resume
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no you had no idea who I was you just
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did the right thing I thought I was
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curious I said I was a dog walker you're
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like
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um
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and then I ran into another party
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somewhere and then the next thing I knew
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I had you did track me down through you
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figured I would have been Happy Gilmore
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with Sandler
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but
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anytime he's mentioned I try to do that
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and she did the best but you didn't she
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didn't bother to go through Adam you
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didn't go through anybody personal I
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didn't think I want Adam knowing my
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personal business this is what this is
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Conan Johnson PR firm and we're looking
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for right now it was literally this
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woman uh I don't remember her name but
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he she tracked me down I had a bunch of
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a couple calls from her David would like
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to talk to you David liked and I was
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like [ __ ] that if they would like to see
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in his office you literally were [ __ ]
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that well
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[ __ ] that publicist you were on Ed right
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I was on Ed it was not a lascivious [ __ ]
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that no it was not like I'm gonna [ __ ]
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that no it was it was no it was not that
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for sure it was not that it was not that
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and then with that you did that I was
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living in New York in this building uh I
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remember I was in the gym really early
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watching TVs with no you know they had
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with no no volume and I see that you had
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been uh tased by Skippy
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well okay that's the story
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you haven't explored this on this
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podcast it's been mentioned though David
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was tased by skipping I know the whole
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story tazen beaten well today's was the
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beginning to disarm me
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my attention did I mention that the
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volume was not on on the TVs I was doing
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my best so what did you what did you so
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then I was like weird anyone gets tased
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I'm gonna go to Arby's with yeah I
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definitely I know I was like now where
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was that scrap of paper I wrote down
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from the publicist give me his number so
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I called him and I was like hey that's
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when you called me about that's why I
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called you I go hey
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are you all right I just saw you got
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tased by Skippy and you said now will
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you go out with me no I said no my mom I
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realize my dick's still working because
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I got all excited I'm sorry
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I didn't say that well wait a minute was
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it you said you said now we go out and
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it sounds more like this now we now
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after I was laid up for a while and very
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pain I uh started coming to my sense I
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didn't remember these calls because it
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was it was so much pain so much call so
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much pain I didn't know about Vicodin
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until right after this so uh anyway
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yeah your little V chippies yeah yeah I
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remember a lot of that oh yeah I had a
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puka shell made of Vicodins
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everybody needs to know about David is
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that he's the most like sensitive
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um delicate flower who has low blood
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sugar has to carry around a little rat
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bag full of like turkey and chicken
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protein bars all over this mansion and
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and they're everything and like even
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though he's having a puppy he wants to
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go and like party but it's at like 6 00
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p.m 6 30. embed it in bed at 8 45 but
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yeah Kindred Spirits we like to eat it
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for 3 30. we ask the restaurants to open
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so we could go to four o'clock but
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that's when I was on Conan he goes this
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was a few months back he goes well
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you've been doing this podcast with
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Spade how would you describe him and I
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did not prepare for that answer but the
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first word that came in my head was
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gentle oh [ __ ] kind of cute but
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that's exactly what I'm saying he's like
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a gentle sensitive Soul who doesn't want
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to admit the greatest story that David
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ever told me was I'm telling all yours
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Julie went to Brown University she
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graduated and so did Marcy Klein okay
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but didn't know we're there now what did
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I do no you told me the story once about
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this cooking up with a girl when you
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were doing you were living out here you
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weren't on SNL yet you hooked up with
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some girl you were so excited and you
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spent the night at her house and you
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didn't want to tell her about your low
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blood sugar and I think you got up in
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the morning to go get
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coffee or something or breakfast and you
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passed out in line waiting because your
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blood sugar was so low and you were so
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embarrassed so ever since then uh well
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that happened at SNL in front of your
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Terry at lunch it happened with at Taco
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Bell when I was going to meet Sandler
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and those guys to play tennis in the
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valley at Taco Bell I slid on the ground
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and slept on the ground and was out I
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think that was awesome because I found a
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dog tooth in my burrito so no one knows
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exactly what the problem was you did not
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find a dog what do you think no you
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didn't I didn't even take it back
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Joy because they just shrug their
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shoulders but uh Spade passed out was it
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I passed out I used to pass out more but
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now I don't now but I think people think
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that you were like snarky and like
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lecherous no that was the Persona the
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comic Persona first update well that's
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me on update on every TV show in every
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movie so that's where it gets a little
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blurry right yeah right
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the fact that I should be in a Stretcher
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at all times
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what are you trying to get to is this
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we're not trying to get anywhere
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you have a year and a half or anything
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no you're not great you're a superstar
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[Music]
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I was gonna ask you how do you deal with
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that emotionally when people come up to
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you because you were going along famous
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the Modern Family was this smash maybe
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the latest or the last Super yeah last
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one I'd say yeah and then you're famous
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yeah and people come up to you and I
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can't believe it's all of you yeah how
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do you process that you go yeah what's
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up well no I I was pregnant with with
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the twins when I during the pilot of
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Modern Family and I gave birth May 7th
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was we got picked up a little early and
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I was waiting I was in labor I'm in the
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hospital and my phone's ringing between
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contractions I'm a little bored you know
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there's like there's time between
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contractions so I answer the phone [ __ ]
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you and answer the phone and it's Steve
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Levitan and he goes Julie I got exciting
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news we we got picked up we got picked
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up early they're gonna show the whole
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pilot at up front this is a really big
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deal and I'm like oh my God that's great
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he goes you got to come to up front
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and he goes you're in labor and you
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answer the phone it was a quiet moment
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so but the point being that I literally
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the exact same time the Modern Family
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was happening I went from having one kid
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to three babies and so you didn't it was
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like I was in a Fugue State and people
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would come up to me and talk to me and I
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was like I hadn't slept I hadn't eaten I
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was exhausted all the time
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um but the pickup is one thing but then
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the fact that it did it come out of the
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gate huge I think it did yeah because I
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remember hearing about the file that it
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was because Steve Levitan in our
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meat uh story but Steve if you don't
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know was my boss on at the time just
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shoot me any was yours are you saying
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that to you the listener because you
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think I don't know that no I'm sorry the
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college kids are going how do we get in
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show business
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name was Steve Leviton you won't
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remember this
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just you just shoot me and Modern Family
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Modern Family and how many homes does
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Steve own today uh
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uh I can count four three four full
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private jet if he had his money I'd
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throw mine away so well you know at
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least divorce in California is not oh
00:19:34
divorce you got divorced so I usually
00:19:36
get 70. they get are you divorced no no
00:19:40
I'm not rich enough to get divorced
00:19:42
sorry honey she's listening no but you
00:19:45
you split everything and then there's
00:19:47
alimony so so aggregate over time I
00:19:50
heard this from other divorced men not
00:19:51
myself I've been married for 71 years no
00:19:54
divorced men
00:19:55
divorced men yeah well Julie isn't it
00:19:58
Julie is in an odd situation is not
00:20:01
typical
00:20:02
it just seems like it's a little sexist
00:20:04
to think that only only men are paying
00:20:08
oh wait no no that was me not filling
00:20:10
the other we rumors are that Tom Arnold
00:20:13
made a tidy sum from Roseanne so there
00:20:16
you go
00:20:17
I'm all in favor
00:20:24
you as the money shall pay yes yes so I
00:20:27
don't know if Steve has a private jet
00:20:29
I've never never heard of it when I just
00:20:31
sold my house he came looked at it
00:20:32
that's what I heard yeah did you buy it
00:20:34
what was it up for I said you want this
00:20:36
for like the kids or something like a
00:20:38
like a little Shack yeah like a stabbing
00:20:40
cabinet that's one of his favorite
00:20:45
what is the origin of stabbing cabin
00:20:48
quickly just a funny terminal isn't it
00:20:50
from the 1930s it's about a place you
00:20:52
have an affair with a shack for shagging
00:20:55
yeah it's a shagging check yes I've
00:20:57
learned in a bunch of different places
00:20:58
it's funny I think some agent told me
00:20:59
goes well I live out in Malibu I got a
00:21:01
stabbing cabin in town I go what then I
00:21:04
sort of did the math
00:21:12
you don't have to have mistress to have
00:21:14
a stab again so do you want to hear
00:21:16
about our first date I want to hear
00:21:18
everything I can about you two because
00:21:20
David is uh you know my partner and was
00:21:23
a good friend and I love to hear about
00:21:25
him as a boyfriend but he showed up at
00:21:29
it really is fluent in Italian
00:21:31
nice truck he showed up at my um
00:21:34
apartment in New York uh after doing
00:21:37
Letterman and it was Halloween and you
00:21:39
had a clip in
00:21:40
colorful like blue or black hair
00:21:43
clipping uh yeah because you left it on
00:21:46
the floor and you had a tiny bottle of
00:21:48
Jack Daniels in your sock
00:21:51
and I was like that's cool
00:21:54
you think that's cool anybody I mean so
00:21:58
illicit to have like I'll just go get a
00:22:00
pop you know because he's
00:22:02
do like that's all it could like he's
00:22:04
he's a gentle soul he's a gentle Drinker
00:22:07
back then I get about three drinks a
00:22:09
night but I do two now but that was a
00:22:11
Jack Daniels I don't drink anymore I
00:22:13
drink vodka but that that was a little
00:22:15
too sugary plus my heart it was too but
00:22:17
it kept a little tiny airplane socks
00:22:20
yeah it's a lab experiment when David
00:22:22
gets a cocktail there's a Diet Coke
00:22:23
right and you get the Tito's neat and
00:22:25
then you're mixing and matching and
00:22:27
pouring and pouring just to get so I
00:22:29
don't get but I used to get the hangover
00:22:30
so bad so now I just want to get a buzz
00:22:32
I don't want to get so [ __ ] like
00:22:33
collapsing so I think it's a combo of uh
00:22:37
being a puss and
00:22:39
being uh a loser there's it's some sort
00:22:43
of doctor doctor
00:22:46
yeah
00:22:48
so what happened on this first date he
00:22:50
shows everybody's got the ball on his
00:22:52
hair he's got Jack Danielson he's got
00:22:53
he's got clip in hair extensions
00:23:00
extensions they were it was for
00:23:03
Halloween oh maybe something you had
00:23:05
gone on Letterman on Halloween because I
00:23:07
was like what's happening with your hair
00:23:09
and you're like it was Halloween
00:23:12
um and then uh he just started a
00:23:15
constant stream a barrage of funny came
00:23:18
at me absolutely for about 45 minutes
00:23:21
and I next thing I knew I was naked and
00:23:24
I was like
00:23:26
how the [ __ ] did that happen it wore you
00:23:29
down so you endorphinized you completely
00:23:32
relaxed and by the time he's reaching
00:23:35
for buttons and stuff you're like
00:23:36
whatever I don't even I'm laughing
00:23:39
laughed all the way laughed all the way
00:23:41
through
00:23:42
I did laugh through sex okay because
00:23:44
come on well that's not okay that's a
00:23:46
whole other story no that's not no
00:23:48
that's good it should slow down right
00:23:49
toward that part it could be phase nope
00:23:53
no it was funny because I remember
00:23:54
calling my sisters next day ago
00:23:56
ah it sucks good no why did you say to
00:24:00
your sister I said I saw the dares for
00:24:03
you they're like oh no and I said he's
00:24:06
funny funny cows why is everyone [ __ ]
00:24:08
funny it counts that's the name of this
00:24:09
episode but you know when I came and
00:24:11
said we saw you New Year's Eve I when
00:24:14
we'd been seeing each other for a while
00:24:15
and like Molly my sister and I came to
00:24:17
see you and at the Delano we were at
00:24:19
Miami right we stayed at the Delano and
00:24:22
she laughed so hard in that performance
00:24:25
and she leaned over to me at the end of
00:24:26
it she goes I'd [ __ ] him yeah
00:24:29
Molly
00:24:31
yeah comedians All Over America there
00:24:34
are chuckle [ __ ] out there I'm not a
00:24:36
chuckle [ __ ] a chuckle [ __ ] is that
00:24:38
a people that go out with you are
00:24:40
chuckle [ __ ] no they're not yes they
00:24:42
are no I'm so because you're funny I am
00:24:45
no you're not you're very funny no you
00:24:48
think this is about looks you are very
00:24:50
funny
00:24:51
so you seduced each other comedically
00:24:54
you have two Emmys versus my zero that
00:24:57
really [ __ ] burned my onion it
00:24:59
doesn't mean you're not great if you
00:25:00
don't have an Emmy we have Emmys oh you
00:25:04
dragged yourself into it doesn't mean
00:25:06
Dana how many how many Emmys do you have
00:25:09
two it doesn't matter
00:25:11
six nominations look we need to move on
00:25:14
David you are a superstar I don't think
00:25:18
I was with Julie when they announced at
00:25:20
the Emmys David Hyde Pierce and I
00:25:21
started to get up you should have he was
00:25:24
so sickening
00:25:26
you were like I go dude I wear that guy
00:25:29
yo are you serious yeah it was good
00:25:32
though because it was a good wake-up
00:25:34
call why did I think I could win that's
00:25:36
the thing what I know I was I was
00:25:39
laughing I was laughing and I didn't
00:25:41
want it I didn't want to like I didn't
00:25:43
want to blow out your mind professional
00:25:44
no you wanted to and but but okay back
00:25:48
to fine I'll let you ask questions well
00:25:50
I love that story Julie and when we when
00:25:53
we went to the commercial you were naked
00:25:55
uh
00:25:56
you you just it was like a wall of words
00:26:00
it was it was like getting roofied by
00:26:02
humor oh yeah I've seen him do that
00:26:05
where it's just tumbling tumbling
00:26:07
tumbling
00:26:08
liners and references and it is a bra
00:26:11
well you have to say the same uh uh
00:26:14
humor and then you're laughing
00:26:17
a great audience yes yeah I was laughing
00:26:19
and laughing but that was about the last
00:26:21
time we went on a we were on a date
00:26:23
alone because then he was always you you
00:26:26
always brought somebody yeah
00:26:28
got silent oh
00:26:30
he always brings people on days oh yeah
00:26:33
the worst Sandler found out about us
00:26:35
going out because then these two will uh
00:26:38
gang up against we have time for one
00:26:40
more question uh this is cut all this
00:26:43
out you were on ER where you did a
00:26:45
strong turn
00:26:45
[Laughter]
00:26:53
these kinds of questions that don't
00:26:54
involve I know well I wanted to just let
00:26:57
the audience know about her career the
00:26:59
Happy Gilmore of it all we do have to
00:27:00
just because it's excusing the Congress
00:27:02
did that thing for Adam because they did
00:27:04
that yeah you were at the dinner by the
00:27:06
way I watched your uh your Kennedy
00:27:08
Center strong oh yeah turn off the
00:27:10
cameras for a moment that was really
00:27:13
really good I wanted a joke that's a
00:27:15
good oh starter and we'll use it once it
00:27:19
was fantastic thank you I wouldn't like
00:27:21
that one it was really good uh thank you
00:27:24
very much for watching that and uh we
00:27:25
had a blast out there we saw you at the
00:27:27
dinner before the intimate dinner for
00:27:29
200 people did it for 200 I call it the
00:27:31
b list it was it was it was the
00:27:33
spillover it was a spillover it was the
00:27:35
it was the LA crew that was not going to
00:27:37
be invited did you wait Dana did you go
00:27:39
to DC I was there oh sorry
00:27:42
you were there no you were in DC I was
00:27:45
you're right
00:27:46
at the dinner yeah
00:27:49
and then I went to DC I was like the you
00:27:52
know yeah
00:27:52
is an old-school call sheet of all his
00:27:56
movies combined right exactly because it
00:27:58
was you were Happy Gilmore and Phoebe
00:28:00
Halloween and then Dennis Dugan did both
00:28:02
of those right yeah directed and no no
00:28:04
Dennis Dugan didn't Direct shuby he
00:28:07
didn't no
00:28:08
um
00:28:09
no uh hang on give me a second don't do
00:28:12
this I think it was done so embarrassing
00:28:14
no it was I would [ __ ] know if it was
00:28:16
I know Goosen did pickups no yes he did
00:28:19
pickups but it was
00:28:22
someone has the internet they'll figure
00:28:23
it out Heather Bob will you finding who
00:28:25
directed Jeff
00:28:28
for real quick
00:28:34
right yeah steep role sorry you did
00:28:37
Happy Gilmore and QB Halloween right for
00:28:40
Adam Happy Madison yeah yeah and Happy
00:28:42
Gilmore do you get uh
00:28:44
recognize do you get asked about that
00:28:46
you must get recognized a lot from that
00:28:49
from Happy Gilmore most people like oh I
00:28:51
didn't realize that was you because I
00:28:53
look like a I look like I was 50 in that
00:28:55
movie he had a spade haircut for sure it
00:28:59
was like a princess dye like
00:29:02
frosted and like sprayed into place we
00:29:05
were in Canada we had lovely crew but
00:29:07
like I've got sad white trash hair that
00:29:10
wants to like run back to the trailer it
00:29:12
looks pretty cool yeah it looks good
00:29:12
every afternoon like so they just they
00:29:15
wanted to be you know I was no one knew
00:29:17
who I was that was fine they wanted to
00:29:19
get my hair done in the morning they
00:29:21
never have to touch it again so it was
00:29:22
like this orb like I could turn my head
00:29:24
and it would come after me you know like
00:29:26
and it was it was it was like a helmet
00:29:30
and I thought oh it's bad but no one's
00:29:33
gonna see this movie let's be honest no
00:29:35
I thought No One's Gonna See the movie I
00:29:37
thought it'd be like you're like a billy
00:29:38
a Billy Madison which was really really
00:29:40
fun and like a lot people saw it but it
00:29:42
wasn't like a humongous thing I was like
00:29:47
did anyone refer to it as a turkey
00:29:50
during during filming yeah that feels
00:29:52
that sounds very specific and personal
00:29:54
Dana old guys here this turkey Ain't
00:29:56
Gonna Fly I just heard it as a figure of
00:29:59
speech from old days look kid you're in
00:30:02
a turkey you're in a church I was I
00:30:05
think I lost and found when when the
00:30:06
camera guy goes hey get up next time
00:30:12
come on
00:30:21
you do the first rehearsal at 8am you
00:30:24
get all the chuckles by the time it's on
00:30:25
your shot 12 hours later yeah it's like
00:30:29
Dresden in there okay but I mean why
00:30:32
then why don't you director do you
00:30:33
direct your own stuff now I do yeah yeah
00:30:36
I can't do anything with something like
00:30:37
keep it in Two Shots because who wants a
00:30:39
close-up I like two shots well that's
00:30:41
why everyone loves dailies back in the
00:30:43
day because you could see the watch that
00:30:44
is so funny then it's cut into a million
00:30:46
pieces it doesn't go funny to less funny
00:30:49
it goes to not right
00:30:52
in control of my career look at this I
00:30:54
say whatever I want right no obviously
00:30:56
you you're the master of your own domain
00:30:58
I can see the view of an Empire yeah
00:31:01
kind of Two Shots Antonio's deli
00:31:04
Productions have a production company
00:31:06
with my sons and yours is called phone
00:31:09
and Sons is that to do with your size no
00:31:12
I just always thought it was funny
00:31:24
no this this is the best podcast I've
00:31:27
ever been a part of because it's it's
00:31:29
like a pinball machine I love it I'm
00:31:31
just going all over oh that's me I'm
00:31:32
really sorry if you guys had like a
00:31:34
direction you need to go I can buy it be
00:31:36
in the moment no okay because I can
00:31:38
really I can do
00:31:39
um I can be quiet and like answer
00:31:41
questions no no this is new we are done
00:31:43
a lot of these you're you're you're
00:31:45
you're in your own Fiverr your own lane
00:31:47
your stuff with David have you been so
00:31:50
far favorite interview so far don't ask
00:31:53
us that [ __ ] you know what I guess it
00:31:55
relates to you only because it was very
00:31:57
different and it was like our second one
00:31:59
or first one Ed O'Neill oh Ed O'Neill
00:32:03
as our first one
00:32:15
so he would call and go hey Ed saw you
00:32:17
on this he wanted me to tell you that
00:32:18
this is fine Ed he would do that now and
00:32:20
then which is a very cool thing I like
00:32:22
to do it
00:32:23
he's older school I do it on someone's
00:32:24
Instagram I will DM say hey I just saw
00:32:26
you on this thing you're funny or hey I
00:32:27
decided right right and so I like
00:32:29
getting those feedback from people and
00:32:31
then when he did it and then we said
00:32:33
we're doing the show he told girls yeah
00:32:35
come on right away we hadn't started he
00:32:37
goes yeah I'll do it and so he likes
00:32:39
comedy he likes Dana and so we he was
00:32:42
super cool and right away our first one
00:32:45
was kind of about us now you know it's
00:32:46
like General like like for five minutes
00:32:48
yeah and we go you hostess now he goes
00:32:50
yeah I didn't really like it
00:32:51
and then it was silent and then we go
00:32:53
what else is going on and he I had the
00:32:56
most interesting stuff I heard things
00:32:57
about him anecdotally
00:32:59
um and also met him and this and that
00:33:01
and I it was our first one so I didn't
00:33:03
know we had to emphasize it has to know
00:33:04
that much for 45 minutes I got
00:33:08
fascinated by his childhood oh yeah he
00:33:10
told his young story
00:33:12
you know the the martial arts guy yeah
00:33:15
the tough guy with no ego about it
00:33:17
because you know sometimes I stop I
00:33:20
whisper in the bar I get real soft you
00:33:22
know and you can see he's making a fist
00:33:24
and the guys the bullies are leaning
00:33:26
because then I dropped the hammer so I
00:33:29
was so fascinated by a Hollywood actor
00:33:31
who first doesn't give a [ __ ] about
00:33:33
Hollywood none or at all none Fame zero
00:33:36
and was almost a maid guy in New York
00:33:39
yeah a real footballer like a legitimate
00:33:42
badass guy who's so alpha male he's he
00:33:45
doesn't wear it and it started in the
00:33:48
theater yeah like actually he like has
00:33:50
this like
00:33:51
training and everything great actor so
00:33:53
he was one of our favorites maybe
00:33:55
because it's our first well he's also
00:33:57
super cool he knew we were new at it but
00:33:59
we're just it's just a [ __ ] session
00:34:00
so there was really no super wrong way
00:34:02
to do it and he had so many good story
00:34:03
after story that we got
00:34:06
entranced by that stuff and then it was
00:34:08
it was a fun one so what was he like for
00:34:10
you
00:34:11
he's the best yeah I mean you don't [ __ ]
00:34:13
with you don't you don't [ __ ] with Ed
00:34:14
right but he's just mostly just uh he's
00:34:17
fantastic farmer we would joke that he
00:34:21
has a uh a book we would all refer to Ed
00:34:24
O'Neill chapter nine because he'd be
00:34:26
like why sit no why stand when you can
00:34:30
sit on a scene why sit when you can lie
00:34:32
down why come to a work when you can be
00:34:34
at home like every the minute he got
00:34:36
there he'd look at his watch and go
00:34:38
when are we rapping we do a rehearsal
00:34:41
and he go I think we got it
00:34:45
yet we have one foot out the door well
00:34:48
and he one day he did leave drove away
00:34:50
they're like we're not done you get what
00:34:52
he had no idea um he just he works
00:34:55
really fast he's very smart uh and he
00:34:58
doesn't waste any time and he also is
00:34:59
like never start the day in a sweater
00:35:01
you'll regret it he has all these like
00:35:04
bits of wisdom we were shooting this
00:35:06
outdoor like the families playing touch
00:35:08
football we started shooting at you know
00:35:09
seven a.m we're cold so we like all oh
00:35:12
can I get a sweater yeah and then it's
00:35:15
two in the afternoon and he's like just
00:35:17
crosses his arms
00:35:19
never starting a sweater because you
00:35:22
have to match for people
00:35:24
he has so much with wisdom did you
00:35:27
direct him ever uh yes I did have to
00:35:29
direct him is it hard directing
00:35:31
everybody no you just like you just make
00:35:34
sure the cameras are in the right place
00:35:35
and walk up let's go when you get them
00:35:37
in you go he's coming so let's be ready
00:35:39
yeah yo let's be really ready because
00:35:41
you're not even gonna get a whole take
00:35:49
that when you got a neurotic director
00:35:51
and you're doing wearing everybody out
00:35:53
wearing the crew out we're in the
00:35:55
overview it was neurotic in this story
00:35:59
not you I know you're prepared I could
00:36:03
tell you I had a director once so that
00:36:05
you're just gonna drop bullets on it's a
00:36:08
close-up yeah I'm gonna say
00:36:11
an hour
00:36:12
on dropping bullets yeah oh that could
00:36:15
be reset just a little okay A little
00:36:17
frame different and just like that were
00:36:20
you even in the shot or just your hand
00:36:21
but I was watching and realized okay
00:36:23
this guy is in a sandbox and right now
00:36:27
he's dropping bullets and he doesn't
00:36:28
want to go in and have dinner right he
00:36:30
does not want it to be over right right
00:36:32
so that kind of director just exhausts
00:36:34
this [ __ ] out of everyone but if you
00:36:35
have it O'Neill like you're smart you
00:36:37
went over and said Ed what are you going
00:36:39
to do here right we'll be on you like
00:36:41
this right that's it and it's more about
00:36:43
the people around him and I mean Ed is
00:36:45
and if you tell them where you're
00:36:47
starting and where you're finishing he
00:36:48
he knows where to go and the man is so
00:36:52
Savvy and he was so great with the kids
00:36:54
because they were you know they started
00:36:55
they were 11 and he would be like you
00:36:57
know bring them aside and tell them this
00:36:59
is you know you you don't want to cross
00:37:01
in the middle of a scene because then
00:37:02
they got to film you twice like things
00:37:04
like that all the old school old school
00:37:06
like find a comfortable place and uh to
00:37:10
the not in the middle but to the left or
00:37:12
the right of the scene so you know
00:37:14
they're they you don't have to be in
00:37:16
every single shot in the background when
00:37:17
they're shooting games he knows all the
00:37:20
tricks cross off before say your line
00:37:22
and cross off and then you'll never have
00:37:24
so he's about conserving energy he is
00:37:27
you know what it a little goes a long
00:37:29
way with him and he knows it he's a face
00:37:32
all his tricks and it still works it's
00:37:33
not like people are like oh now it's bad
00:37:35
it's like no it's still good you just
00:37:37
cut the horseshit out because there's a
00:37:39
lot of fluff and [ __ ] when they do
00:37:41
overtakes I remember we were doing so
00:37:42
many takes on uh Dickie Roberts oh a
00:37:45
couple people remember in the back
00:37:46
sticky Roberts a comedy starring David
00:37:49
space yeah from 1990s the very last day
00:37:52
we have Brick Wall Waterfall Dicky
00:37:55
thinks he's got it all but I don't
00:37:57
you don't but you don't but I do but I
00:37:59
do so boom boom boom attitude so boom
00:38:03
crunch I got something you can't touch
00:38:06
which is really problematic that line
00:38:12
a 10 year old girl is going peace punch
00:38:15
Captain Crunch I got something you can't
00:38:17
touch and they cut back to David going
00:38:20
she's telling me I can't that you can't
00:38:22
touch her that's the right thing to say
00:38:24
well it's
00:38:26
a little [ __ ] up and then she goes
00:38:29
bang bang points down there choo choo
00:38:31
train
00:38:34
what's his name where does this go fudge
00:38:36
lemonade yeah
00:38:39
well that's what David I mean Dana's a
00:38:42
dirty man yeah oh my God oh my goodness
00:38:44
my mind is in the gutter no he's he has
00:38:47
to keep sexual thoughts all the time and
00:38:49
no one wants to know what I'm thinking
00:38:51
Dana keeps me in check because I get a
00:38:53
little uh R-rated on the thing you get a
00:38:55
little R-rated but you guys you have
00:38:56
editing power well we don't take it
00:38:58
right we don't like to edit much you
00:39:00
know but yeah sometimes David will go on
00:39:02
a little Pusher and I'm like yeah that
00:39:05
said that yeah maybe not that no I think
00:39:07
we said once that homeless people
00:39:09
sometimes have really good hair and huge
00:39:11
dicks and it's not fair and then
00:39:16
a lot of people
00:39:18
like in general it's all not fair I
00:39:19
don't like any of it
00:39:23
you're wearing a big dick pisses you off
00:39:25
yes and you don't care if they're living
00:39:27
on an underpass foreign
00:39:32
[Music]
00:39:49
[Music]
00:39:51
anyway we're really Our Guest today
00:39:53
we're going to start now okay Julie you
00:39:55
guys can ask me questions or whatever
00:39:57
yes
00:39:58
should we just do one SNL no no let me
00:40:01
tell you my finishing story that and
00:40:03
Dicky Roberts were done to get Robert's
00:40:05
out now you can take it if you want I
00:40:07
just don't understand it
00:40:10
just look at our flying away I know if
00:40:13
it's a lunch pail or whatever it's just
00:40:14
a little bit like something like you
00:40:16
made in leather tooling class
00:40:18
this is a I was given uh people can't
00:40:22
sleep
00:40:23
or something and I I was giving it back
00:40:26
safe it's very sweet I have to put it
00:40:28
back where it belongs okay sorry go
00:40:30
ahead okay so at the end of the movie
00:40:32
like you were saying we had
00:40:34
Sam Weissman was the director and he was
00:40:36
great the whole time was great we moved
00:40:38
quickly that's always I'm sorry does
00:40:39
Dana always like an old lady at a
00:40:41
matinee unwrapping her werthers no this
00:40:44
is yeah I hate people do this in a movie
00:40:46
theater drama
00:40:48
yes go ahead David thank God Dana takes
00:40:51
the heat he's eating a protein bar over
00:40:53
there you're like David got me into
00:40:55
protein bars I'm not even hypoglycemic
00:40:58
but I'm like I guess I better have a bit
00:40:59
of one you have to I'm gonna wait till
00:41:00
the story is over this is the Dickie
00:41:03
Roberts Lifetime Achievement story award
00:41:06
starring David Spade we all know that
00:41:08
when you move quickly in a movie like if
00:41:10
Julie's director she's got like this you
00:41:11
know I know how she is and she's smart
00:41:14
thinking ahead and she will keep that
00:41:15
set moving that keeps morale up now on
00:41:19
this movie everything was going pretty
00:41:21
pretty pretty good but at the last day
00:41:23
we were rapping we said we're gonna rap
00:41:25
around five early because we only had a
00:41:26
couple things to do so we plan a party
00:41:28
and then we said oh and then everyone
00:41:29
will stay and we'll have a catering and
00:41:31
all this [ __ ] we wrapped at uh 12 30 in
00:41:34
the night and I at night at night like
00:41:36
am we missed a party and I think bless
00:41:39
his heart the director had rapophobia
00:41:41
and that's what Dana was talking about
00:41:43
they don't want to go home they don't
00:41:44
want it to be over
00:41:45
and they keep shooting they're playing
00:41:46
and making up things to shoot basically
00:41:48
but don't you they also they they have
00:41:50
overlords and people at Studios being
00:41:52
like you didn't get this you didn't
00:41:53
recover it and they start to doubt
00:41:55
themselves and they're like they know
00:41:56
they have it but they're like uh I might
00:41:58
have to shoot it like you know POV from
00:42:01
the squirrel uh shooting up and they're
00:42:03
like no we didn't get that like what the
00:42:04
[ __ ] are you doing out there so the
00:42:05
methodology of some companies just cover
00:42:07
the [ __ ] out of it and then make the
00:42:10
movie in post exactly make it in editing
00:42:12
it's it's an old uh thing they do and
00:42:14
even on Sailor movies like if he's not
00:42:15
there because he usually he's sort of uh
00:42:18
masterminds the whole thing and
00:42:20
if I'm on a movie and he's producing it
00:42:23
then they want to know that they're
00:42:25
second guessing what will he well
00:42:26
exactly for exactly but you're in them
00:42:29
with them so it it's fun when you're in
00:42:31
with them when it's not you have to do a
00:42:33
little extra coverage
00:42:34
I get I don't know I've been I've been
00:42:36
with him like I've been blessed to be in
00:42:38
the good ones where Adam's in them every
00:42:41
movie I do with Adam I just did two
00:42:43
cameos they both were not his biggest
00:42:45
box office Jack and Jill and Little
00:42:47
Nicky all very funny he's a big cold hit
00:42:50
though yes that one is
00:42:52
yeah
00:42:54
I mean Billy Madison Happy Gilmore are
00:42:57
huge now with young kids yeah again
00:42:59
because those 90s comedies early knocks
00:43:03
comedies they were just funny and Light
00:43:07
I don't know how do you what's what's 2
00:43:10
000 to 2009
00:43:14
I've been saying that for two years
00:43:18
it's like that it's what you didn't want
00:43:20
to do in the Arts that's a not okay we
00:43:23
thought about this the other day and
00:43:24
what's 2010 to 2019 oh I don't have any
00:43:27
idea that's the two not eighteen the
00:43:30
naughty teams
00:43:32
what are we into now
00:43:36
we're up to like the 2020s after a
00:43:39
minute I'm finally Roaring 20s just like
00:43:41
100 years ago
00:43:43
what was your strong turn on ER
00:43:45
I played a woman named Roxanne what do
00:43:48
you do oh I made out with uh it was
00:43:51
somebody's I was a
00:43:53
I can't remember what my role what my
00:43:55
character wasn't she had insurance or
00:43:57
something and end up with Noah Wiley
00:44:00
strong turn strong turn um who did you
00:44:02
give a BJ to in Horrible Bosses uh
00:44:06
just look at my notes Jason Bateman was
00:44:08
it close no I'm guessing Sudeikis it was
00:44:10
sudakis but do you ever see it you just
00:44:12
hear the Improv where I say your balls
00:44:15
[Laughter]
00:44:22
and who is your husband
00:44:24
oh Kevin Spacey this before
00:44:33
Kevin Spacey Kevin Spacey this was he
00:44:37
was at the he was top of his game we did
00:44:40
not there were no one of the biggest
00:44:42
stars at the time probably was huge this
00:44:45
was even pre- uh she still had he still
00:44:49
had some he still had some life in him
00:44:52
when
00:44:54
now you were you were you're still it
00:44:57
says you're fluent Neutrogena I'm
00:44:58
reading this wrong no I'm not she's uh
00:45:02
you're a spokesman
00:45:03
twice I always get Perfection for
00:45:06
neutrina twice when I was a younger
00:45:09
person and then they got me to be as an
00:45:11
old person then they didn't renew my
00:45:14
contract because they said they needed
00:45:16
someone who looked more mature Nicole
00:45:19
Kidman
00:45:20
hmm
00:45:23
what are the two words that make you
00:45:25
sound drunk
00:45:26
say judicial oh yeah I went to the
00:45:30
judicial and I got something you're
00:45:32
right those two are huge Stone sober
00:45:34
Eagles yeah that's that's a world
00:45:37
churches
00:45:39
Julie on the back of a magazine in a
00:45:42
Neutrogena picture yeah that was yeah
00:45:45
and then you you were finally like okay
00:45:47
it's I guess she's worthy of this Spade
00:45:49
Hall of Fame it was it was already
00:45:51
rolling by them
00:45:54
no she was on Ed and then you went to
00:45:57
Boston Legal ah
00:46:15
yeah she I had an Asian character named
00:46:18
Ching change and she was in those
00:46:20
sketches
00:46:24
I would never do it again I swear but it
00:46:27
was uh it was a a character done very
00:46:30
lovingly and sweetly but um in the
00:46:33
audience I'll tell you that much do you
00:46:34
worry about that like like I'll get
00:46:37
someone someone's gonna cancel you
00:46:39
because what you did in 86 because I
00:46:41
know I know where it came from I know
00:46:42
the intent in my heart intentions matter
00:46:45
so
00:46:46
I got it it's based on someone I knew
00:46:49
and no one said anything who had a pet
00:46:51
chick or appeared to have a pet chicken
00:46:53
do you want a leash in his front yard
00:46:55
which is which is very sweet I just yeah
00:46:58
I it's it's it's crappy now that you
00:47:01
have to worry about that like I think
00:47:03
about it all the time like am I gonna
00:47:05
say something that I think is funny and
00:47:06
then well they try to ding uh
00:47:09
Ben Stiller who's brilliant about Tropic
00:47:12
Thunder and it just says they don't have
00:47:14
time for but Tropic Thunder was like
00:47:16
ahead of it Rising narcissistic actors
00:47:19
who will do anything to get an Academy
00:47:20
Award it has nothing to do with anything
00:47:22
else so we just didn't apologize and oh
00:47:24
was that for simple oh it's for Simple
00:47:26
Jack no and also Robert Downey she's
00:47:28
Robert Downey Jr an Australian actor who
00:47:30
was so narcissistic and so desperate
00:47:32
that black face essentially yes yeah and
00:47:36
it was but I thought that was a simple
00:47:38
Jackson was trouble too Simple Jack all
00:47:40
right well that was making fun I always
00:47:42
say to my kids like if you see people
00:47:43
play man you know mentally deficient
00:47:46
human beings they always have short
00:47:47
khaki pants and awkward haircuts and big
00:47:50
ears and so I saw that in two actors I
00:47:52
won't name them who got the Academy
00:47:54
Award from playing a character like that
00:47:55
so Ben was satirizing the cliche that if
00:47:59
you're that type of person you need to
00:48:00
have really short khaki pants and a
00:48:03
really short haircut and hair stick out
00:48:05
right and that and he was satirizing it
00:48:07
but sometimes the satire
00:48:14
there's cringy things all over you know
00:48:17
movies and con it's fine I mean I'm I'm
00:48:20
open-minded I haven't watched Wayne's
00:48:22
World recently I'm not sure would it
00:48:23
would I would it be like we're good on
00:48:25
that one because we didn't do any drugs
00:48:28
the only thing we did was we'd see a
00:48:30
girl and and thrust her hips and say
00:48:32
Swing Swing sorry and so it's pretty you
00:48:36
know sphincter says what Schwing it's
00:48:39
pretty benign guy
00:48:44
which is a brilliant Trilogy went harder
00:48:47
at some of those things okay I don't
00:48:50
God that might have been a Wayne's World
00:48:52
did you say uh I'd like some gang bang
00:48:54
chicken
00:48:55
I don't I just know that it made all
00:48:58
those movies made me laugh really hard
00:49:00
and I Revisited we just I produced a
00:49:03
movie for um Disney plus it's the first
00:49:06
Disney the first TV 14 movie they've
00:49:08
done called prom packed it just came out
00:49:10
last week and it has like red Solo cups
00:49:15
and people uh reference sex and there's
00:49:19
gay characters and it was during it kind
00:49:22
of fell between the Bob chapek going out
00:49:24
and the and Bob are coming back in
00:49:26
people were not really paying close
00:49:28
attention and I can't decide if we're
00:49:31
gonna be like if Disney's gonna love us
00:49:33
and hire us again and again or they are
00:49:35
like freaking out because they actually
00:49:36
have characters saying some racy
00:49:41
racy things so 14 means just 14 and up
00:49:44
instead of just totally kids exactly
00:49:47
it's not even PG it's like it's like
00:49:48
yeah there's there's some content up in
00:49:50
here
00:49:51
um but yeah it consists there's some
00:49:54
content up here
00:49:55
content all up in here we've had some
00:49:58
content up in here but it you know you
00:50:00
get concerned that you're gonna get in
00:50:02
trouble later on yeah
00:50:04
um I I'm it's been around so long and no
00:50:06
one cares about me I'm I'm uncancelable
00:50:08
I mean I can't no one would cancel me
00:50:10
because they don't even know
00:50:12
I'm too I'm too superstitious I don't
00:50:15
want you to get canceled Emperor's New
00:50:16
Groove we had to take out all the dry
00:50:18
humping scenes oh no and it was animated
00:50:21
so
00:50:22
the um but for that for prom pact we
00:50:24
decided to address all the 80s problems
00:50:28
uh and the John because it's a reference
00:50:30
it's a it's all like an homage to John
00:50:32
Jews but then we have to talk about how
00:50:33
problematic John Hughes was so we
00:50:35
watched all those movies again Ferris
00:50:38
Bueller uh Ferris Bueller holds up well
00:50:40
that seems kind of like an iconic comedy
00:50:43
Breakfast Club a breakfast club mostly
00:50:46
pretty well but there's some well I mean
00:50:49
now that we go over to like Weird
00:50:50
Science
00:50:51
Weird Science oh God I love it not what
00:50:54
what is the main ding what subject I
00:50:57
mean are the character in in in prawn
00:50:59
bag says it's an episode of SVU like
00:51:01
because they it's like you create a
00:51:03
woman and just to Banger I think oh yeah
00:51:07
Weird Science I got you yeah yeah I got
00:51:10
you yeah yeah
00:51:11
um Revenge of the Nerds very problematic
00:51:14
sure yes there's some really all those
00:51:17
movies like drill a hole through walls
00:51:18
into the watch girls
00:51:23
remember that one [ __ ] Galore
00:51:27
that might have been a poem about that I
00:51:30
don't know where I saw it I made that up
00:51:33
they're going really that's a movie
00:51:34
that's a movie that couldn't be made
00:51:36
today today for 20 Bob Glory there's a
00:51:39
great glory hole in Peak
00:51:42
this is
00:51:46
today today it's all we're hanging it
00:51:49
all out this will be one episode this
00:51:51
one won't happen my wife will be driving
00:51:52
and she'll be
00:51:54
what's the prom pass what is the prompt
00:51:57
act what do you mean what is it yeah
00:51:59
what's the actual pact oh it's uh that
00:52:01
the the two best friends in the movie
00:52:03
agree that they're they've never done
00:52:05
anything no they've never gone to any of
00:52:08
the high school stuff they're both like
00:52:09
nerds and really serious they're like
00:52:11
well they've never got a problem they're
00:52:12
like fine we'll do it together and then
00:52:15
the the lots of complications and so
00:52:19
yeah I don't give everything I'm not
00:52:20
gonna give it away you guys are two
00:52:21
girls two girls no girl and a guy
00:52:23
they're best friends are they going to
00:52:24
go together or yeah they're going to go
00:52:25
together streaming or coming up now
00:52:27
streaming you would actually like you
00:52:30
would actually I don't know what your
00:52:31
taste is you actually like it's kind of
00:52:33
sweet and it's kind of cute sweet and
00:52:35
cute it's sweet and cute and there's
00:52:37
some ones and there's some perfect
00:52:39
things and then like the first alien you
00:52:42
like 2001 A Space Odyssey yes sober I've
00:52:46
seen it 40 times how many of those times
00:52:48
were you on altered no no unaltered I've
00:52:51
memorized uh Out of Africa is my wife
00:52:54
and I touched 2000 did you just say you
00:52:57
have it memorized well kind of there's
00:53:00
only like eight words
00:53:03
yeah I'm like I remember three weeks
00:53:07
no I'm sorry you know I can't do that
00:53:10
there's not much
00:53:11
in high school when we would see it and
00:53:13
I would say open the bathroom door how
00:53:15
we would they were stoned my friends
00:53:17
were still in the Volkswagen bug in 1969
00:53:20
and I would go open the bathroom door
00:53:22
instead of pie they would laugh for like
00:53:24
an hour and a half you know because they
00:53:26
were high but yeah I never understood
00:53:29
it's it is brilliant and Way Beyond me
00:53:32
in a lot of ways I feel like it's just
00:53:35
is there a better topic for a film than
00:53:37
how we got here and the idea we've been
00:53:40
seated by aliens basically that infused
00:53:42
uh primates with intelligence that
00:53:45
become that's what it was about I mean
00:53:46
the greatest mic drop in a movie is with
00:53:48
the discovery that he can use the bone
00:53:50
as a weapon how he takes his time and
00:53:53
then that music and he throws it it
00:53:55
turns the spaceship I mean come on come
00:53:57
on come on go with me what's your
00:53:59
favorite movie besides Wayne's World I
00:54:02
love Dickie Roberts of course
00:54:04
here's a question movies you watch every
00:54:09
couple years movies it like like for me
00:54:10
The Godfather one and two I'll see every
00:54:13
couple years I
00:54:19
um Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
00:54:22
very very heavy cool did Charlie Kaufman
00:54:25
write that Charlie Kaufman wrote it and
00:54:27
Michelle
00:54:28
gondry is that how you say his name I'm
00:54:31
trying to say right that's his director
00:54:32
that's her name yeah
00:54:34
that's her name
00:54:36
you're an [ __ ]
00:54:41
I feel like you can watch again and
00:54:42
again and again because it's like
00:54:44
they're so layers the one with Nicholas
00:54:46
K is that the one or something was that
00:54:49
was the um that was the one uh not Being
00:54:51
John Malkovich that was the adaptation
00:54:54
yes adaptation was phenomenal Charlie
00:54:56
Kaufman wrote on the variety show I did
00:55:00
96 with Louis CK he did yeah Charlie
00:55:03
Crawford yeah wait what what was that
00:55:07
like uh Charlie is you know he's
00:55:09
brilliant he's quiet he's you know just
00:55:11
he was just around doing crazy stuff but
00:55:14
he would like write a like a sketch that
00:55:16
would be easily digestible to an
00:55:19
American audience well the show is
00:55:22
essentially essentially canceled after
00:55:23
12 minutes
00:55:29
we went from 16 million to 2 million as
00:55:32
I was playing Clinton breastfeeding
00:55:33
puppies so that we we did not have a
00:55:36
commercial bone in our body that was
00:55:38
Disney Disney bought ABC after after we
00:55:41
agreed to the deal and so we were a
00:55:44
square peg well you after Home
00:55:46
Improvement which was a very family Spin
00:55:49
City Home Improvement you followed home
00:55:51
improvement yeah which is a great show
00:55:54
capacity but we weren't they thought we
00:55:57
were blue we weren't blue at all we were
00:55:59
just abstract that's where Bill Clinton
00:56:02
breastfeeding puppies you're not joking
00:56:03
that [ __ ] cold opener
00:56:06
it was Louie's idea not to blame Louie
00:56:09
We banked it a month before and it was
00:56:12
like it was Clinton's like and I believe
00:56:14
in our country I know we're in a crisis
00:56:16
and he goes and that's why I have and
00:56:18
then I'm just opening buttoning the
00:56:20
jacket and you see these teats have been
00:56:22
put on and then puppies are brought out
00:56:25
and I will feed these puppies like I
00:56:27
feed a word Nation you know that kind of
00:56:29
thing right after Spin City what's going
00:56:32
on laugh track oh my God it makes me so
00:56:36
happy to hear you do impersonations I
00:56:39
know I'll do anyone you want really well
00:56:41
you do so many like just right there you
00:56:43
just did you just did Bill Clinton and
00:56:45
Michael J fox but like barely just like
00:56:47
whiffing past them so perfect oh he can
00:56:49
do uh
00:56:52
I do Trump
00:56:54
um I don't know this will be after you
00:56:56
can cut this out when Trump got arrested
00:56:58
put it that way you know you could put
00:57:00
the cuffs on me but you don't have to
00:57:02
read me the rights because I wrote the
00:57:04
rights I wrote the rights I could write
00:57:05
a lot of things I wrote it with a lovely
00:57:07
lady name a Miranda I told her the other
00:57:09
right to remain silent she put her down
00:57:11
and we're gonna do it some people said
00:57:13
no but we're doing it anyway we wrote
00:57:14
the whole thing so that's just a poem
00:57:17
basically for me you want to hear my
00:57:19
fouchy poem yeah yes it's a poem that
00:57:21
maybe wouldn't work anymore to me
00:57:22
they're all faucy poems okay I know I
00:57:24
told you when you had the the covet shot
00:57:27
you'd be dancing in the streets okay I
00:57:29
missed it by that much all right now you
00:57:32
have two coveted shots three boosters
00:57:34
you're getting and given kovid to
00:57:36
another guy who's got two boosters and
00:57:38
three shots that's why I'm introducing
00:57:40
the daily covert shot every day you go
00:57:43
to your health care provider to get you
00:57:45
shot by the time you get to your car you
00:57:47
got no immunity but it's a beautiful 39
00:57:50
seconds I'm Tony fauci and from the
00:57:53
bottom of my all new leather fouches
00:57:55
gold [ __ ] yourself
00:57:58
I had to get the end who would you I'm
00:58:02
sorry if I've done that before on the
00:58:03
podcast no would you like to go would
00:58:05
you ever go back on SL and do characters
00:58:08
yeah of course it was like but like come
00:58:10
on let's get real my father's father
00:58:12
lost his job no joke I'm getting around
00:58:15
here because if David space is the
00:58:17
funniest guy fights God fights Governor
00:58:19
Zane this is people the buyers the
00:58:21
Pirates of Caravan sorry I would I like
00:58:24
doing it on the podcast because there's
00:58:25
no rehearsal no script no one yelling at
00:58:27
me yeah he's not trying to control me
00:58:30
you know they don't make as much fun as
00:58:33
as Biden is would maybe as you would
00:58:35
like to well let's just split it down
00:58:37
the middle just keep it fun make fun of
00:58:39
both sides yeah they just have that guy
00:58:41
that um Jim James Johnson he's just so
00:58:44
good his his cold open this last week
00:58:47
yeah it's it's unbelievable and he was
00:58:50
doing singing and he is amazing he's so
00:58:52
good at it that it kind of doesn't
00:58:54
matter it's too good it's so good I
00:58:56
don't my style is like I don't want to
00:58:58
teach or be taught so I'm not going to
00:58:59
try to overtly sneak in a political
00:59:02
statement I don't like preaching to a
00:59:04
choir and getting you right right right
00:59:05
right right so I'm trying to find what
00:59:07
is [ __ ] funny about right people both
00:59:09
these two guys are really funny
00:59:10
rhythmically personality wise I but
00:59:13
first when Biden came out it was just
00:59:15
like Grandpa of the country yeah Trump
00:59:17
made everyone crazy yeah he's like yeah
00:59:19
come on folks he's very gentle then he
00:59:21
started yelling that was like what a
00:59:22
great hook yeah he whispers guess what
00:59:25
the rich don't pay their fair share they
00:59:29
got it share it's a fair share and it
00:59:31
goes up and screens like the grumpy old
00:59:33
man right basically the ball went in his
00:59:35
yards mine he'd get off get off Milan
00:59:37
but to your point uh I don't know what
00:59:40
the point was no no I just wanted would
00:59:42
you want to go on and do any uh like do
00:59:44
you guys miss that
00:59:53
the point is yes uh it's fun I go back
00:59:56
there and do a guest spot they could
00:59:58
easily bring Dane into coverage I love
01:00:00
being on it uh I love sketch comedy um
01:00:03
and I love watching the people doing it
01:00:05
now but if you're doing a small comedy
01:00:07
club in riffing or podcasting I get a
01:00:10
lot of a fix off that yeah you know yeah
01:00:12
you're not going through 100 channels
01:00:14
and you know getting edited oh you watch
01:00:16
even though Mark Twain we had a great
01:00:18
time but they took 90 minutes out of the
01:00:20
show so they did I got four jokes lost I
01:00:23
only did four and a half minutes you
01:00:24
want to do one of the Lost jokes do you
01:00:26
want to do one right now yeah let's do
01:00:27
it what if they suck
01:00:29
um I said uh I said oh and this uh woke
01:00:33
age of PC and comedy police I think Mark
01:00:35
Twain would be the only one that would
01:00:37
not win the Mark Twain award
01:00:39
yeah What's it gonna be I said that was
01:00:43
designed to be cut yeah
01:00:47
they held up scissors with their fingers
01:00:49
nope that is the most low-hanging food
01:00:52
you had salted Mark time I said he had
01:00:54
some iffy stuff uh and then oh there's a
01:00:57
here's a harmless one I've done a lot of
01:01:00
movies with Sandler instead of listing
01:01:02
them just go to your unmarried uncle's
01:01:03
house and look at his posters in his
01:01:05
bedroom
01:01:06
that's my movies of Sandler do-over
01:01:09
that's fun that's harmless little jacket
01:01:11
that's harmless the dentist thing make
01:01:14
it I don't think so oh on the actual
01:01:16
show oh no I don't think what was yours
01:01:18
Dennis Miller about Sadler getting the
01:01:20
twin if I can remember it all right
01:01:22
criminy so the Sandman got the Mark
01:01:24
Twain Prize all right that's a pithy
01:01:27
moniker one of the great minds of the
01:01:30
last Millennia has a Cracker Jack Motif
01:01:32
okay sandman makes 60 movies gets a tiny
01:01:36
whistle first at first it's just like
01:01:39
little they were working yeah we got a
01:01:42
good Nancy what'd you say because Nancy
01:01:44
that's me channeling Nancy below she was
01:01:46
in the front row and problems yeah how
01:01:49
is Paul you look okay
01:01:51
he's still great I did I did pelosiers I
01:01:54
said I do you it's very exaggerated the
01:01:56
Republicans drive you crazy and you
01:01:58
always look like you just sat on
01:02:00
something cold and wet and then I go
01:02:04
she was not smiling Scissors by the
01:02:07
scissor time
01:02:09
she's like she goes guess who's the
01:02:12
exact exact producer of this thing the
01:02:14
light started flashing people are
01:02:16
evacuating attention attention attention
01:02:19
Breeze removed
01:02:21
Fearless at night or stupid well but the
01:02:24
the the the the the dinner d-squad
01:02:27
dinner uh here for right spill over
01:02:30
dinner for those who were not going to
01:02:31
DC they're everywhere everyone got up
01:02:34
and they everybody gave their did the a
01:02:37
loose not a tight five a little like a
01:02:40
loose seven and a tribute and there were
01:02:43
some really dicey stuff and I'm not
01:02:45
gonna name names I'm not gonna call
01:02:46
anybody out but I was like holy crap
01:02:48
these people have no fear
01:02:50
right well at the Kennedy Center
01:02:52
everyone was well dressed it was almost
01:02:54
like a corporate audience there was a
01:02:56
little more gravitas about the situation
01:02:58
but there that was like playing to your
01:03:00
peers yeah most of the comedians were in
01:03:02
the odds but yeah Fearless Schneider
01:03:05
what come on
01:03:07
he was there both he any any Adam was
01:03:11
there or sorry yeah Schneider was there
01:03:12
was there and he he performed tonight he
01:03:15
did yeah oh amazing okay you can sing I
01:03:19
kind of sang uh grow old with you
01:03:22
grow old with you that was one of
01:03:24
Sandler's songs oh yeah you could really
01:03:25
sing he said he's a great singer on the
01:03:27
road when you go on the road with Adam
01:03:29
he said he goes up and sings uh Now or
01:03:32
Never as Elvis
01:03:35
right any [ __ ] belts
01:03:38
he gets a big they go crazy because he
01:03:41
opens because he can actually see him
01:03:42
sing and he was Elvis in Japan for six
01:03:45
months so he knows how to do it wait for
01:03:47
real or like as a joke no he went there
01:03:49
when we started stand up and he did he
01:03:50
tells a 10-minute story on this podcast
01:03:52
about how he became tiny Elvis in Japan
01:03:56
was it a big hit you said 10 minutes
01:03:58
like it was a bad thing I feel like no
01:04:00
no it was great I mean because it was a
01:04:01
lot of building blocks of how it came
01:04:03
about and how he became tiny Elvis
01:04:06
no he would refer to he said I was Tiny
01:04:09
when we got to ask
01:04:14
you know didn't he call himself tiny
01:04:16
Elvis the first show of the season when
01:04:19
we came back from Summer he did a sketch
01:04:21
work Nicholas Cage was the and we did
01:04:23
Tiny Elvis that's where I got it from
01:04:25
because of you and it's me I'm tired of
01:04:26
Elvis and wasn't he keyed in on his
01:04:29
shoulder or something yeah sorry Rob
01:04:31
that's where I got tiny Elvis was Tiny
01:04:33
Elvis on a uh on the on the dashboard
01:04:36
and uh sex not like I'm Tom Brady over
01:04:39
here you know
01:04:43
[Music]
01:04:46
you guys really just free fly it no they
01:04:48
fly okay here we go you're like well
01:04:50
there's no there I'm like do they head
01:04:52
towards something I'm most crazy fill in
01:04:55
the blank with Julie there we go okay
01:04:58
let's sing
01:04:59
with Duty yeah harmonize David um girl
01:05:03
in the blank I'm most crazy win
01:05:07
filled in the blank I'm most crazy went
01:05:09
oh that could be an answer when you go
01:05:12
to bed no no no I'm most crazy when
01:05:14
around my kids when they're when they're
01:05:17
jackasses that's perfect yeah okay
01:05:19
um have you ever gone on and checked
01:05:21
somebody's celebrity net worth because I
01:05:24
do it a lot I think they're yes have you
01:05:27
checked your own net worth yes is it
01:05:29
accurate no and that's how I know that
01:05:32
the other ones aren't accurate I was
01:05:33
like that is so inaccurate okay you know
01:05:36
that's uh I think what they do is they
01:05:38
you're you're what you've made they
01:05:40
guess on everything you've ever shot
01:05:41
with no taxes and never spending money
01:05:43
right and then you've never spent a
01:05:44
nickel of that money and that right
01:05:46
you've never put a kid through privacy
01:05:47
no divorce like no divorce yeah gross
01:05:49
cash turns into tissue paper in a
01:05:51
fireplace
01:05:52
and it's not a complaint we're very
01:05:55
privileged in the last year
01:06:04
's the first to go we already goes up
01:06:07
like tissue paper because there's
01:06:08
nothing there when I read something
01:06:10
negative about myself my reaction is oh
01:06:13
panic panic and shame
01:06:18
these people no no so I have a strict no
01:06:22
reading about myself ever policy I don't
01:06:25
look at anything I look at any picture I
01:06:27
don't read anything it's too horrible
01:06:28
nothing the smart is to believe the good
01:06:30
but don't believe the bad no but that
01:06:32
you can't if you believe the good then
01:06:33
you got to believe the bad so you can't
01:06:34
read the good my mom used to always try
01:06:36
and send me [ __ ] like this she you know
01:06:38
cut out of the paper or cut out of a
01:06:40
magazine but it's good and I said I
01:06:43
don't want the [ __ ] that's good because
01:06:43
then then I have to believe it when they
01:06:45
say that I'm like everyone sees this 10
01:06:47
examples of how Dana Carvey was never
01:06:50
funny
01:06:53
concrete proof
01:06:57
my biggest Indulgence is
01:07:00
glasses
01:07:02
I'm not wearing them right now but I
01:07:04
really I've spent an enormous oh
01:07:05
spending money that's an adult yeah what
01:07:08
about your skin wow but that's for the
01:07:10
kids I'll spend money on my kids sure so
01:07:12
you could say my kids with it that's
01:07:13
boring can we switch the answer judges
01:07:16
last time or a little a little sort of
01:07:19
uh Barbara Walters last time I felt
01:07:22
Brave
01:07:23
oh wait how come you don't ask these
01:07:26
questions because he's the brains of the
01:07:28
oven okay I'm just here last time I felt
01:07:30
great he also can say pass it can be
01:07:33
like a game show no uh wow when you went
01:07:36
down uh [ __ ]
01:07:39
all right Devil's ball sack no I did not
01:07:41
go down Devil's ball section I was I did
01:07:43
go skiing with my kids and they were
01:07:45
trying to make me do a lot of jumps and
01:07:47
so physically Brave I actually did one
01:07:50
and it was terrifying and I was sure I
01:07:52
was gonna break 10 pieces of a good
01:07:54
skier but um I used to watch my kids go
01:07:56
down a giant Hill laying on their
01:07:58
stomach on a flexi so it's little wheels
01:08:01
and the helmets are kind of not really
01:08:02
on and my wife could look and I would
01:08:05
always have to look away because of
01:08:06
childhood trauma no one time I did look
01:08:09
that was the bravest although my kids
01:08:10
just say to me Mom I think if when I'm a
01:08:13
parent I'll never do this with my kids
01:08:15
because it's so dangerous
01:08:17
it's got told that my parenting was
01:08:19
rough by my own things I have a hard
01:08:22
time saying no to
01:08:26
I mean you're offered a lot of things
01:08:28
like charity benefits I say no to
01:08:31
everything did you feel guilty at all oh
01:08:33
my God so if a friend hits me up for
01:08:37
something that's charity oriented School
01:08:39
charity all that yeah I do a lot of
01:08:42
stuff for my kids schools that um well
01:08:44
you want to say no how do you do it
01:08:46
email phone call text just can't ghost
01:08:48
too busy right now if I want to say no I
01:08:52
I'm out of town
01:08:53
out of town I'm out of town even if
01:08:55
you're not and then you have to hide out
01:08:56
those then you have to hide that weekend
01:08:59
favorite full circle because we have a
01:09:02
theme favorite everyone has theirs I
01:09:05
know mine favorite SNL cast oh full full
01:09:09
cast
01:09:12
part of a hybrid oh you can do fantasy
01:09:14
football you guys should do a fantasy
01:09:16
football because then I would do that I
01:09:18
mean I would obviously have to have you
01:09:19
guys I have to yes I have to yeah Hall
01:09:22
of Famers in every cast yeah you know I
01:09:24
mean who's the starting because my my
01:09:27
starting lineup would have to be yeah
01:09:30
but there's some there no I hate doing
01:09:32
that because then I forget someone no I
01:09:34
know but like Beck Bennett who was in
01:09:36
the last kind of cast great cast quiet
01:09:40
slow roll for the first movie four years
01:09:42
and then on fire for the last two or
01:09:45
three I mean Putin with the shirt off
01:09:49
um uh and then you've got the guys who
01:09:52
by Mikey day and um the one to play the
01:09:54
the Trump Brothers yeah
01:09:56
um but I'd say overall I mean you gotta
01:09:58
have Will Ferrell yeah we know we have
01:10:00
to have will you have to have will knows
01:10:02
we have that well yeah I mean he's in
01:10:04
tonight
01:10:05
or you have to have Kristen wig it goes
01:10:07
on and on you know Keenan gave us uh
01:10:10
yeah future episode but he gave a great
01:10:12
answer I guess thought we could save it
01:10:14
but he said the women
01:10:16
the women since 2000 and of course
01:10:19
shario Terry is one of my favorites
01:10:20
before that and Jan Hooks and everybody
01:10:22
but if it's kind of been so dominant
01:10:24
like never before in the history of the
01:10:26
show when you start adding them up
01:10:28
and if yeah no I agree do you like
01:10:30
people say oriented or orientated
01:10:32
orientated isn't a word I know my
01:10:34
friends
01:10:36
who says it he is there more family
01:10:38
orientated and I go family oriented
01:10:41
people say it all the time
01:10:43
oh it is an easy one my favorite
01:10:44
exercise is
01:10:46
exercise like with my body like walking
01:10:49
do you do a stair Mouse
01:10:51
because I I'm out of bullets I got
01:10:54
nothing exactly
01:10:56
over and over in the sandbox a while ago
01:10:59
um my favorite I exercise all the time
01:11:01
obsessively because I'm crazy and I have
01:11:04
to get my brain to shut up so I ride a
01:11:06
bike to nowhere I could have answered
01:11:08
that uh okay Julie we know you got to
01:11:10
run thank you for coming by we're gonna
01:11:11
go to a break uh we have everyone find
01:11:14
you good she doesn't have to go I know
01:11:16
she doesn't have to go they're like we
01:11:17
just really we need to be done with this
01:11:19
no we did good though we thought it was
01:11:21
really good there's a we were
01:11:22
counselable in a couple segments right
01:11:24
counselable Council I went to state
01:11:28
school I mean yeah are you where are you
01:11:30
from Montana Montana and then and then
01:11:33
the peninsula where's Montana Missoula
01:11:35
is that what you just were I was just in
01:11:37
Montana I was there too I was in Big
01:11:39
Fork visiting relatives I was in big
01:11:42
dick
01:11:44
yeah there is big dick Dixon County
01:11:51
I don't know
01:11:53
but I like it I like it because you go
01:11:55
skiing there and there's dudes in
01:11:57
Carhartt jackets and like no helmet and
01:12:00
they're like old school right and then
01:12:02
you know they're like they come up here
01:12:04
to cut a butt damn it drives up in this
01:12:06
Volvo
01:12:07
and they go look at this city boy well
01:12:10
it's a poem well well well well well
01:12:13
well
01:12:13
looky what we got ourselves here we got
01:12:18
a City Bar you're from Stockholm is that
01:12:20
what y'all see boy of your Swedish car
01:12:22
driving all around oh you got airbags oh
01:12:26
you got a little pillow can't you hit a
01:12:28
grizzly bear
01:12:29
I sound like Chris Rock hey sweetie pie
01:12:32
by the way do I have a Volvo yeah I just
01:12:35
want the audience to know do you have a
01:12:37
vulva I do have a vulva but I do not
01:12:39
look at a clip of it
01:12:42
look at what we got ourselves
01:12:48
that's what your plan is actually I
01:12:51
gotta go Julie he has a lunch midnight
01:12:54
toker you guys work fast that's good one
01:12:57
hour we got to get them in and out we
01:12:58
don't want to uh yeah
01:13:01
Ty Burrell is the greatest person that
01:13:05
ever lived lightning round yeah Jesse
01:13:08
Ferguson is uh the most unrecognized of
01:13:11
our cast as being freaking funny as hell
01:13:14
Sofia Vegas
01:13:17
Sofia Vergara it is a a heart of gold
01:13:22
the most generous she's a queen my kid
01:13:24
just spent 12 hours with her two days
01:13:26
ago
01:13:27
um because he went to see America's Got
01:13:29
Talent and with another friend she's
01:13:31
there and I said if you have a chance to
01:13:33
add it Sofia she had cameras on him she
01:13:36
took pictures she said it to me she's
01:13:37
the most generous kinds
01:13:39
what's your impression of Sophia
01:13:43
where you have to it has to be about
01:13:44
something oh the one that people really
01:13:46
like we said we were on on Ellen and
01:13:49
they were saying what's your
01:13:50
relationship with with Sophia like and I
01:13:52
said she just she's keeps to herself and
01:13:55
like she lives in a castle you know like
01:13:57
in the sky with like a beautiful man but
01:13:59
every now and again I'll get a call and
01:14:00
just go uh Julie this thing tonight it
01:14:03
is cocktail I'm like what do you mean
01:14:06
what do we wear it's cocktail
01:14:09
well I mean you can wear a dress or you
01:14:12
just have to look nice but there's a
01:14:13
cocktail it's a cocktail like she has
01:14:18
this very specific cocktail means
01:14:20
something tight into the knee and in
01:14:22
evening means tight into the floor and
01:14:26
cocktail it she's like cocktail you know
01:14:28
with like fruit or flour and like so
01:14:31
your dress can have fruits or flowers on
01:14:33
it for cocktail but not for evening
01:14:35
she's like Jess
01:14:36
so that was that's Sophia I have a good
01:14:40
ear is it just that's cool you she's you
01:14:43
spend time around you the best way to
01:14:45
learn someone is just to be around them
01:14:46
yeah just being around you start telling
01:14:48
stories and talking for them and then
01:14:50
you realize you're doing an impression
01:14:51
yes yes
01:14:52
what was Sandler's spillover party was
01:14:55
like cocktail it was well for me it was
01:14:59
cocktail for Sandler it was Vagabond it
01:15:02
was it was green Jets
01:15:27
I want to see this house
01:15:28
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