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my kids loved the jackass movies they love them so much
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they were obsessed by them and then they tried to do some of the physical stunts
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let's just say I'm very well versed in ER language
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my kids had 28 concussions yeah you know Knoxville that that coming
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out he got offered SNL uh we're gonna talk about that but the uh that coming
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out was so breakthrough it was so crazy um what he was doing and I loved it so
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much I was like so jealous you know to see how cool it was well the other thing he did great and I can't remember which
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movie it was but he they put him in prosthetic makeup as this girl bad grandpa or something yeah and he was
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really skilled at that and I I assume a lot of it was improvised but it was it
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that made me envious I would love to be in prosthetic makeup out on the street kind of annoying people yeah and letting
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them step on your nuts like he had his nuts hanging out all the time from his shorts and then he had a permanent vice
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grip installed it was it was called a Hooter clamp and so he had definitive
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consistent pain on his testicles all the time so that when he would get on the set to do jackass he wouldn't feel like
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it was scared at all so he also had an electoral shock therapy apparatus Jesus
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called a Zone vest and that would give him just small little kind of pin I'm
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making it I was like God damn I love this element of I I'm so glad I
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was around for this part of Show Business shoot the rehearsal look at our hair be authentic it'd be like Frank
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Sinatra coming out takes off his toupee Dean Martin comes out you know they do a
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you know a breathalyzer test on him yeah you know you want to see I wish behind the curtain behind the curtain that was
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the name I wanted for the thing but you went with the bug why an insect why I know you hated the
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part about the fly animal because it's the word fly kind of grosses you out right well I I haven't met a person who's like
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you know what I really like I like puppies kittens and flies you know what it was really an underrated animal the
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fly like what is it in an insect no dude look at a clip
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from planet Earth where they say no it's a filthy [ __ ] bug that hangs out on turds right and not necessarily walls
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right so but we you know so we made that up and well we had a lot
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remember Razzmatazz is gonna be one oh I like that one yeah because it's sort of vague and nothing and that's Showbiz oh
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yeah that's Showbiz I thought that was great you like that too didn't you well how did this piece of [ __ ] squeak
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through pieces hitch yeah you could do that if you spelled [ __ ] differently so it's like hey piece of everything for a
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while there was like that could be a title it's like I remember when I thought it was so [ __ ] stupid I can't
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remember but well that's like working on your eight by ten when I came into Hollywood in the 80s as you meet people
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like yeah I've been working on my eight by ten for about eight months no I've been working on that eight by
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ten so like just sitting around for days trying to think of a pithy name oh yeah it's kind of like you know I did did a
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corporate date once for a car company and they drove me out in a go-kart or I drove a go-kart on stage and stuff or
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you come in in a gurney and I go guys I got to do an hour stand up that buys me like six seconds of Goodwill that I came
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in at a harness ladies and gentlemen and then it's like 10 minutes later it's like yeah you're right yeah believe me I
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have a special coming out I'm looking at it and watching the editing going God damn anyway we should get back to Johnny Knoxville what is the team uh sorry
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let's finish the thought I just woke up what's the name of the special what's the name of the special fly on the stage
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I know it's such a it's such a good time
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that's the funniest thing I've heard this morning fly on the stage
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I was just telling Dana that's Dana and I'm good David um that uh Johnny welcome to the most
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casual podcast you'll ever be on oh this time I've been excited about this thanks for having me Johnny this is called
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every question you've ever been asked and you're gonna get asked again not literally not intentionally studied
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Howard Stern all the other shows and we want to ask identical things and I'm going to comment as Howard throughout
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the interview because you don't have to think this you could just check out for the next hour you guys were great on
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starting the other day oh did you see yeah yeah I I listened to it Stern
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constantly and uh I but I I heard your guy showing you guys were great did you
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like that I kept trying to leave I kept going all right Dana Howard thanks for coming by and he's like what
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are you doing I go well it's an hour 48 what are we doing I need I need some mystery David's production company is
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called one foot out the door that means anything but he's always kind of wanting
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to leave he's a little fresh out David no I look good you do look
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good anyway um yeah you did Howard Stern did you get in there at 5 30 in the morning kind of
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thing too yeah yeah I got up at 5 30 was there by six I know I'm so spoiled I
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don't I never have an alarm at this point in my life so it freaked me out I was up at 3 45 every second I checked
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the clock whoa yeah yeah when you know you have to wake up it it gets in your head yeah he would text me uh Stern
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would text me and go I wouldn't sleep if I were you better be [ __ ] funny in the morning I go God damn what is it no
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pressure upstairs I don't remember what Johnny Johnny Knoxville is that your real name
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uh Philip John is my real name hello mine's [ __ ] Gary gonorrhea wow mine's
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Dan Dana garno and I switched it to Dana Carvey Dana Garner was my stage name oh
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and I hated that early days of stand up please welcome Dana garno no that's just everyone said it wrong right
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oh God yes that's a tough one but class that sucks Johnny Knoxville is uh that's
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a cool name that goes off the tongue nicely Johnny Knoxville it's very nice I
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was going to be Scotty Scottsdale I'm from Arizona
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and then everyone said nothing will make you cooler and I said uh all right I give up his other his uh website is
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called perennial senior I don't know what that means but me you you're always the kid I don't care how old
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but you'll always be the kid you'll be boys you're like Johnny Carson Johnny's so excited he's like I hope they just
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never ask me one thing this is going long enough and I don't want to answer it I can listen to you guys all day you're so funny I I have some sort of
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like before we get to SNL a couple questions yeah yeah so like jackass huge
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in our family love it kids two boys
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um had a few injuries not blaming you but it was it was Baymax skateboarding
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but they love jackass so much and uh I just wondered if for you Danny he thinks
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he they he met them did he meet them I think I met them with you one time Dana you met Dex yes you remember it was you
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me and Patton Oswald yeah at the 50th anniversary of Paramount and we took a
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big photo yeah yeah where were you standing like everyone in Show Business was in these bleachers oh I was in one
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of those and they bumped me for the next one I I don't know who I was standing next to uh Montel Williams yeah
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I I got up in the stands and it's you know it's Meryl Streep George Clooney
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it's everybody and then I'm next to Billy Bob Thornton and he Billy's so eccentric he goes he goes you're the one
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I really wanted to meet I'm so glad you're next to me I go really not Jerry Lewis right he's the he's the coolest
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um yeah that was a real thing Kirk Douglas was there um the attack of the Super Chicken this
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was there and he was he was wow funny and just
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talking so much [ __ ] uh very rebellious and funny
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uh but it was like we were in Boss because when I would look at old photos black and white photos of movie TV stars
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from the 1940s and 50s I knew they were all dead there's a certain Darkness to it so I said that to Billy Bob Thornton
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we're just going to be down in a hallway and we'll be long gone he goes yeah yeah I know we were really into the darkness
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of that photo right right hey I have a peppier story Johnny I did this I did
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this same [ __ ] picture I think and it was for paramounts like 90th right so I
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think they do them every 10 years so I squeaked in on one and uh it had
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it had scaffolding so it was like on the Paramount lot and they met you in a holding area and I didn't believe that
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everyone in the picture was it was 90 Stars right it's kind of what you guys did yeah so everyone's a big [ __ ]
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monster star I couldn't believe it and they were all there so I go in the holding tank and we go to get a drink
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and they go oh we can't serve drinks because most of everyone's old and we have scaffolding and I'm like [ __ ] what
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a buzz kill so luckily spadoodle Doo has two Jack Daniels airplane bottles in his
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sock for emergencies right so this was an emergency so I get up there and I'm getting on the scaffolding it's Jim
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Carrey Sharon Stone Michael Doug you know everyone the same thing as you guys I think Mickey Rooney Dana's buddy was
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there so uh anyway I get up there and Harrison Ford is some for some reason
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down the scaffolding from me but while they're like loading Liz Taylor on a crane or whatever they're doing I'm
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sitting there and then I have my diet coke so I'm gonna get my little Jacques Daniels out and have a little nippy nip
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so I go like this you know I snap the top out of my sock I go and Harrison
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Ford's ears go up like a labrador goes like a doberman you know and then I go uh oh and he looks over and he walks
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over and he goes you got any more of that and I go up um hey this is gonna
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Trend this is great so I go [ __ ] first of all Harrison Ford is the coolest dude in the world so I I
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immediately am excited to talk to him he's just like nervous too he's like time to kill he goes you got any more of
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those and that's when my star [ __ ] collided with my alcoholism and I go no it was it wasn't even a contest no me
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and solo went home empty how can you believe it he had a Solo Cup Billy Bob
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Thornton got me a beer same thing oh he did but we got a little cocktail afterward thing afterwards then I was so
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Starstruck by Jane Fonda she was leaving and I tried to get a selfie with her and her hope being collapsed so if she's
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listening I'm really sorry about that Billy Bob Thornton said you like another beer and I'm like okay and then I go
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Jane Fonda and my wife's such a fan of hers and so anyway right well join us let's focus on Johnny Johnny not Johnny
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yet I I just I Dre yeah Johnny we're gonna have too much of Johnny in a
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second so I go here's my little drink and I go glug glug and then I look down the scaffolding when I slowly felt the
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second one and I think I see him lift his Fedora up and he looks at me and he's like shaking his head like you
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[ __ ] because I had another one and then I go oh okay
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I didn't know that was another end of that okay I know it just kept going but anyway uh so then uh I think we worked
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it out later but anyway back to Johnny Johnny my question for this as a father with kids like I was terrible at
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watching my kids go down on a skateboard down a giant Hill my wife could look I couldn't look right one of my kids we
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named him the heart attack kid because he was you they there were 23 ER visits
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they both had five to six concussions multiple fractures they're fine now they
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stopped and I just wondered are you when your kids running down a hill or looks
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like they're gonna fall are you just like a normal parent or are you so acclimated to stunts you're like oh I've
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seen someone fall downstairs Stevo did that that's no big deal or how does that so that's my question yeah I'm oddly
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enough a real helicopter parent when it comes to safety like me too
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uh you know however my sense of humor is and how I deal with them is one thing
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but if they're on a swing when they're little or climbing on the monkey bars I
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was right under them and I know I just that's just how I am and uh I I guess I
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know how the last thing I want for them is to get hurt right because you've been hurt and you know so like any apparent
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but I was a little more cautious with them right I didn't want to be captain no all
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the time you know so you're sort of like it's okay that we're okay they're in a homemade tree fort above a street
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climbing around so I try not to control them too much and I I I I had a sense humor about they bought me they bought
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me a book when they were like 10 with with Mom and it was called worst case scenario like how to survive a bumblebee
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attack in an airplane stuff like that so it became kind of a runner that I my imagination gets away from me and I was
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very protective in that way but not to prevent 23 ER visits anyway David yeah
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uh yes Johnny you gave the right answer I've got a question and answer thing
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right here and that was the right one you passed the first question uh second of all when you do this first of all I
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love jackass growing up and I wanted to hit you up you know I see you out and about sometimes you're always very cool
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and um I wanted to hit you up in the early days because it jackass look so fun I wanted to go there and then I
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realized I'm such a colossal [ __ ] there was really nothing I could do I can skateboard a little bit but I thought
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there's no stone I couldn't do the full circle skateboarding you know uh David there was really to be good at
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anything that's the whole idea you know we're not gonna have you if you're good at something you are not doing that stun
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oh I like the thinking okay good I'm like I can skateboard good we'll put
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bees on your dick well that's it you could do all that kind of stuff what's that you can do all that kind of stuff
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requires no skill to have bees on your dick no no no no no all you gotta do is a lot of my Stones all I have to do is
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stand in one spot or hold on to something I've really narrowed it down to those two things I do good
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um but like people that we bring in like most of the time like uh celebrity
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guests they don't they they could just be peanut gallery they can just be funny yeah we don't we won't go yeah some
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people we make a decision not to go after we'll have that discussion before it's like okay we're not going to go
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after but like in this case with Eric Andre and Tyler the Creator and Machine Gun Kelly Jeff knew them and I was like
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Jeff do they get the full treatment and he's like kill him I'm like okay
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yeah I like that that you talk ahead of time because you have to because sometimes uh
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celeb types are a little more frail and fragile uh it physically and ego wise so
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they wouldn't love it uh but if you know them a little bit I don't know how to take it like I I've pranked people in my
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private life uh a friend of mine who's who was an actor I I don't want to give a name but I kind of went after him like
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I went after my guys and it hurt his he was confused by it and I was a little
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obsessed with it I kind of because it was making my other friend laugh and it ended up hurting his feelings and
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he was just confused I'm like okay I can never go after civilians yeah I felt like a monster so there's a very hard
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line of people I would go after and people I won't yeah cause in the movie when you it
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looks so fun and everyone laughs at the worst pain it is they just laugh so hard and they're also like used to it like I
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think in the movie that guy uh is it Aaron Aaron gets a lot of it in the movie he he always gets a lot of he's
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like The Whipping Boy he's a very important part of the show he's like the the nail with the meal the mile he's the
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mile that's what I was thinking um but he he when you uh I think Dana
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saw too he wears a cup and then they try to test the cup and they rack them in the nuts they have naganu UFC guy punch
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him in the nuts I I thought more that would break his whole cervix or whatever's down there I don't know hip
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bones whatever's down there whatever I don't know I'm not some doctor yeah but you're
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not standing oh and then they did uh the worst was the uh pogo stick
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because right it's an inexact science and I think it and then it's sort of bleeding now does he have any central
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nervous system I'm like this guy keeps I go this is the same guy from four in a row a softball pitcher right a punch and
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then the the the the the the the pogo stick was just like hey [ __ ] it he's not getting hurt enough let's just well film
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that on the same day as the softball pitcher for some reason Jeff and I would
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schedule these things on the same day so he was taking a lot of time and there is a cut of the pogo stick bit that seven
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or eight minutes long that is hilarious because the peanut gallery is just murdering Aaron the whole time because
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we've been filming with them all day and we love them but he he has a way of setting everyone off and the peanut
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gallery was just murdering him and it was so fun but we had to cut it down just for the film sure uh yeah Aaron
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Aaron gets gold Aaron gets gold but yeah he does he does I mean for for the purpose of your movie
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he's great and I thought you would be more like Seinfeld and just sort of be in there and let the craziness around
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you but after a little bit you got in and I said oh good he's getting in which is tough because we're all getting older
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I don't know you're 80. I have no idea how old you are but you're uh but you're uh 72 this but you must I'm fragile for
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absolutely no reason but you have to be fragile because you just got your ass kicked over and over and over for work
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and I think that you still do it is cool it's hard but I'm sure people might want
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it and you have to do it you feel like that do I have to do it no I you know God
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help me but nothing is more fun than filming jackass and uh yeah I did take
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some shots in this film and also I backload my biggest stunts till the
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end of the film so I had like three big stunts left to go after the bowl but
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after the blow just you know I broke my wrist my rib I got a concussion the brain hemorrhage I spent the week in the
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hospital took me a couple months three months to come back online really in my head so we had to cancel all the rest so
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it's like I didn't get to take as many shots as I wanted but maybe that's good it worked out for the best because I've
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taken I've had a lot of concussions and uh my neurologist is like I think I
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think you're done with concussions
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what I was curious about is the the David mentioned the word fun I mean I
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don't think I've ever seen people that joyous in the world like after the stunt in the world well that
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the loudest sustained laughter I think that's the flip side to jackasses if the
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guy does a massive hit and it's just massively hilarious and fun and jumping
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around and screaming so it's joyous right you know a lot of that comes from
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sometimes it's it's really funny and sometimes we're doing something really dangerous and a lot of nervous energy
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comes out and everyone yeah yeah but it is everyone even though we're giving each other hell and people get you know
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have PTSD and uh everyone loves it even though that they don't know what's going
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on and I'm just killing them all day long they love it oh yeah well it's like such a fun thing
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with dudes and that's why it works everyone laughing is all fun I mean even movies like grown-ups when people say if
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they like those movies it's like oh you guys are buddies and you're all goofing around and we should have had a half hour uh blooper reel at the end because
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that's that's the stuff people love you know yeah because if you're having fun the audience is going to have fun it's
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just like watching someone on a talk show if the person's on a talk show having fun then everyone watching is
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going to happen yeah that's right yeah my last question for Jackass and we'll talk about SNL was uh
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uh machine gun scarecrow um Machine Gun Kelly I thought uh you could have made him like a scarecrow and
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uh put him out because he kind of looks like he has a definite Ray Bolger Vibes
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yeah you put him out and have real and tie him down to a thing and make all the birds come pick at them but I guess hide
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down then it's just then we can do any number of things to him you know once he
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agrees to that you change it yeah yeah okay we'll we'll tell him it's about birds but as soon as he's tied down we
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can do anything we want to him but he is a tall lean man yeah he's lanky he's the
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definition of lanky he showed up and he's got a tattoo of the skull and jackass going crutches on him so it's
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like if you got that you're getting the full treatment yeah he got a good smack and I love when it's never when you
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think it is and that's the funniest part you you set him up for a different bit and then something else happens on the
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way which is great yeah I my last question before we go to SNL and I'm sure you've been asked this but like my
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son had showed me a long time ago the one about the guy gets the puts the toy car up his butt you know and that was so
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that was so huge in our house and all over the country the way it played out it was played so
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straight with that doctor and everything do you ever like did you ever get ideas for stunts and don't even and then you
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reject them out of hand even to yourself like it's like what is rejected when are you like oh we could do this to this guy
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and then electroshock came there and then tie it and hang them up do you ever kind of go no no that's too much you don't even pitch it
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by myself and pitch him to Jeff but in the room
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terrible things get thrown out you know how Okay a brainstorm session you know
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funny funny in the room things that you'll never repeat to anyone just like comedy writing yeah with murdering air
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in some way you know that poor guy yeah yeah so
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yeah a lot of [ __ ] gets thrown out it's just we know it's and we're not going to do it but
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but sometimes if it's so far over the line but it still makes us laugh we'll try to figure out how to do it and
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sometimes you can reel it in just a bit here and there and it can work you start
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by saying okay they're naked now what yeah yeah always funning her with their
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cocky goddamn I would never show anything yeah First We Take a sledgehammer to their balls and then
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yeah they go down the gauntlet and within the day new moms the worst one
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was probably for me to watch the cringiest was uh putting the queen bee
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where did you hide it on his wiener like you put it under his jacket and put it under the shaft I I placed it under the
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shaft you yeah I think where that is exactly and the queen bees like this
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come save for me and and then he lets all the bees out if people haven't seen
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it and all the bees come immediately in the guy's dick and I'm just like that's the one where I go I can't even and he's
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getting stung and stung and screaming it was Stevo right yeah yeah Stevo he's
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been doing meditation and he thought he could like overpower you know pain yeah he told me good luck or I'm like okay
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jeez oh did he get paid in teeth whitening anyway
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um so well they're all he's got some tooths he has a new set of teeth for every film oh he does have great teeth I
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have an entree question that's very generic for to begin our discussion
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about yeah you and SNL what was more terrifying being on the
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rocket going into the water whatever you're most amazing or being on the ball in the latest film or coming out as a host what what was
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your nerve Factor when you Johnny Knoxville or were you cool with it or was it usually people you don't do that
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well anyway how did you feel yeah yeah I would definitely rather ride the rocket
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or stand in front of a bull okay nerve-wracking because I
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I have a a fear of speaking in public
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right in yeah like the audience I was like that really freaked me out and it's SNL and it's not something that I I do a
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lot um it's hard to figure out you don't really know what you're doing probably no
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because I I didn't and um in I remember we were going over some
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bit and I was talking with Fred Armisen and he was really sweet and helped me a
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lot is very you know I'm like I I don't know kind of what to do here and and he
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goes you you don't have to do anything here it's like it's it's not about you in this one it was it was
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focused on the I was like the straight man and I wasn't realizing it right yeah just little things like that
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um but that calms you down a little bit if it's the the funnies like happening around you and it's funnier if you say stay straight yeah stay straight like
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don't uh so there was a little of that trying to get used to that and the the
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rehearsals helped me a ton everyone was very supportive uh I know a couple of
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bits that I did that I wasn't really doing that well in their
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rehearsals and you know Lauren gave me a little pep talk before about the cream
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will always rise to the top or something I don't know oh no terrifying yeah yeah
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it's like oh so I'm I'm down there's cream and then there's a piece
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you're going to bring it up yeah yeah I mean there's almost nothing you can say
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it's just because coming out for the monologue Dana and I are stand-ups and and when we go back and host that
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monologue even I'm sure Dana would agree you're like heart speeding like [ __ ] man this is so difficult it's so loud when
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you come out that band is so loud and everyone's going crazy and this and you see the jib camera come in and you're
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like [ __ ] this is it uh but I will say it's it's fun to bring it up because it goes back to Don Pardo but
00:27:12
your opening monologue descended in the cast doing a prank and it ended up with
00:27:17
Don Pardo kicking you in the balls right no but was that the first sketch uh Seth
00:27:24
Myers was out there next to me and he was supposed to hit me in the
00:27:30
balls at one point okay like in my monologue so when I got a certain word
00:27:35
that was his that was his that was his signal to hit me in the balls but like
00:27:41
three words before that I hit him in the balls and I absolutely smoked him and he
00:27:47
didn't wasn't expecting it and he could barely perform the next scene it was just a perfect hit wait a minute
00:27:54
if it's in the right spot you go on the show and because of Jackass there's
00:27:59
gonna be a lot of people getting kicked in the balls now so zeth Myers was not ready for it or you just you did or you
00:28:06
didn't he wasn't wearing anybody I was going to do it but I thought it would be funnier if if he wasn't prepared if I
00:28:13
hit him holy [ __ ] and I was right so you improved I was right so not
00:28:19
telling anyone you go out to host SNL you're not telling anyone the secret plan he's never going to kick you in the
00:28:25
balls you preempt him and then he's kind of he's out of it for about the next 10 minutes or the next sketch yeah he was
00:28:32
really he could barely walk through that skip oh my god I've done it you better be
00:28:40
looking for your keys you go where and you tap your nut wrong and you just drop to the ground and go call work right it
00:28:45
was I'm gonna wear a cup we're gonna have dinner someday but I'm gonna wear a steel cup you guys are safe we're safe
00:28:52
okay but so don Pardo I re I missed I was doing a deep dive this morning he
00:28:58
did not do a fake kick to you Don Pardo no no that was Seth Meyers getting okay
00:29:03
God the web [ __ ] Webb got it wrong I think it confused dog because I thought it'd be so great oh I love Don Pardo
00:29:10
Johnny Knoxville yeah yeah it would have been incredible was it a knee or was it
00:29:16
just a like a hand
00:29:25
but it was a perfect shot so do you mind is to go into more detail like
00:29:32
what you felt in the yeah that was kind of you know to the left as I struck him yeah did you
00:29:41
hurt your hand at all was he semi-erect just being excited to be out on the show or no but there was probably some
00:29:46
swelling afterwards okay that's good uh now Johnny you're a
00:29:52
professional too because in the in the in the movie and the show sometimes you just have to get someone and so you know
00:29:58
what you're doing so yeah you had one take by the way that never happens on the show something that is really
00:30:03
unexpected like that and I'm sure it was talked about after you left yeah that
00:30:08
was at the after party crotch it's a lot man hey really sorry
00:30:14
it was just it just got away from me I don't know why I did that no it's okay we're cool we're cool
00:30:21
did you remember anybody in that cast that that you got along with you said I think you said Fred Armisen just now
00:30:27
went that was so that was I'm trying to picture the era of because you know cast changed a lot so that was Fred you said
00:30:33
was there uh ratio Sans Horatio okay Rob wriggle
00:30:40
um oh yeah I did a scene with Robert so that might have been around the same time oh Amy okay who's doing update do
00:30:46
you remember
00:30:53
they were so supportive uh it was it was it was a scary experience
00:30:59
but it ended up being like a totally positive experience in my mind and it's something about like it being live it's
00:31:07
just like getting in the bull ring it's like okay this is what we're this is what I'm doing today and you you you you
00:31:14
just the Train's going by and you jump on it yeah and then you're off that it
00:31:19
comes by really fast that I I cognized it you know in my mind yeah and
00:31:26
when you when you host it just for our listeners flies on the wall um once the show starts and you're the
00:31:33
host they take you like they grab you like after a sketch if you have a quick change or to get ready to go they kind
00:31:39
of you know you're you're on autopilot in that sense there's nothing else you can do and how did you handle the cue
00:31:44
cards were you okay with it did you try to fake it or did you have a technique they they said read off the cue cards
00:31:50
and I totally agree you guys do this more than me so I'm gonna read off the
00:31:55
cue cards uh once you pick an eye line and stay with it it's less disturbing than going
00:32:01
to the person to the card back to the person yeah you know especially in an over-the-shoulder shot so I I may have
00:32:09
made that mistake once or twice going off the cards and looking at the person because you kind of want to make a
00:32:15
connection with them but it honestly looks better like they tell you just read out the cards yeah Phil Hartman had
00:32:21
a great technique sorry David where because you have three sets of cards if it's two people talking so Phil would
00:32:26
kind of pretend to sort of Look Away he'd look behind himself just for a second casually to get get the line over
00:32:33
his shoulder and then come back at you with it there was a lot of technique when you're a cast member to not get caught yeah you know yeah but drink it
00:32:40
up when you're talking and then come back because they won't be on you sometimes I think the host is always in
00:32:46
black but uh you have to have different colors for the people at home so everyone knows who's talking and uh
00:32:53
sometimes right before I've seen him like Sandler are you green or blue and because I don't know which what does my
00:33:00
guy say because I'm a professional actor I think I was red all for all seven years sometimes you can request and they
00:33:06
go oh you like to be this and then yeah I already know it was John love it's his car because each letter was he only had
00:33:11
one letter on each card because Mr Magoo was doing the best he could you know
00:33:21
you know I love it just like the Aaron McGee of SNL yeah yes yes are you up
00:33:27
jealous I'm funny because I once told John you know you're funny natural you don't have
00:33:33
to try really there's a lot of thought behind it when did you turn to May West
00:33:38
[ __ ] I don't know are you guys gonna see me or is it acting but no he's
00:33:44
the funniest John yeah go ahead so uh yeah I was saying that Farley wears
00:33:50
glasses just like yours Johnny and he would uh go on update and he'd squint so much we gave him so much [ __ ] that we go just wear glasses nobody gives a [ __ ]
00:33:56
and then he'd wear glasses and squint for no reason we're like are you just used to squinting do you know what squinting is
00:34:02
or what it's for uh but uh
00:34:10
we'll get into some Basics now this just go just bear with us Johnny because I'm
00:34:15
older um you do uh is you doing the
00:34:21
before you got offered us now you were doing some form of Jackass was was you
00:34:26
getting electrocuted in that in the nards is that what was it your first bit that's first bit I saw you're standing
00:34:31
against a wall and someone's hitting you with a stun gun or something yeah I did an article for Big Brother it started as
00:34:37
an article where I was going to test self-defense equipment on myself uh pepper spray stun gun taser gun and I
00:34:43
was gonna shoot myself in the chest with a 38 while wearing the bulletproof vest
00:34:49
and Jesus Tremaine who ended up directing jackass said well you should
00:34:54
also film it too and we'll put it in the skateboard the smallest thing that's ever happened smartest thing yeah
00:35:00
so that was your audition tape yeah uh I guess I guess it is there were
00:35:08
different factions that came together and it's it's a it's it's a story but it's a long process right where you do
00:35:14
that and then you do it a little more and then that it catches on so you do some more and then that ultimately gets
00:35:20
to Lauren's desk or somebody we we did a we did a couple of
00:35:25
skateboard videos right where I was doing like it was a skateboarding magazine and I didn't really
00:35:31
I'd known Jeff wild and wonder right for the magazine but I didn't skateboard but I found my way in by doing stuff in the
00:35:38
videos and writing about yeah you know like participatory journalism type of thing and
00:35:45
then Jeff and I talked and wanted to do a
00:35:50
show and he goes I went to school with Spike Jones let's see if he wants to be a part of it and spy came on board and
00:35:57
we had the footage from the skateboard videos right we cut a little 10 minute tape
00:36:03
and we took it out and shopped it around an MTV and Comedy Central showed a lot
00:36:08
of interest and at that time it got to SNL got to Lauren the tape that we made
00:36:14
and I met him at the Polo Lounge Beverly Hills Hotel
00:36:20
which was surreal right I was just waiting tables uh six months before
00:36:26
right now so you cleared a table by reflex at the point like the head of Show Business now you're right the
00:36:33
president of show business I'm sitting across from and he's offering me three to five
00:36:39
minutes each week to do what I do yeah it was surreal uh
00:36:45
uh but we were pretty far along we were getting ready to shoot the pilot and [ __ ] do I
00:36:53
go on an established show oh by the way I'm so lucky that he offered do I go on
00:36:58
an established show where I'm probably not going to have a lot of control over what we're doing uh or do I kind of bet
00:37:05
on my friends and me and my friends and I ultimately
00:37:11
bet on me and my friends and it could have been a disastrous move but I felt
00:37:16
like we kind of were on to something and it's got to be hard to turn down Lauren it's
00:37:22
got to be tough because it's such a big deal it was brutal because it's so it's so
00:37:27
flattering yeah yeah it's such you feel like an [ __ ] it's probably going to fail what we're doing is probably going
00:37:34
to fail and I'm going to regret turning down Lauren Michaels but would you would you have been able to do what you do or
00:37:40
I mean there's some NBC standards but was it you and and your squad or was it you would be me and you know oh yeah
00:37:49
tough one why is it going it's not as fun me yeah so I don't have Jeff I don't have
00:37:56
Spike I don't Spike's great yeah Spike has been so he's instrumental talented right
00:38:04
just yeah off the ground in the beginning because Jeff and I are just two dogs but you get
00:38:11
Spike Jones involved and it's like oh these two dopes might know something we didn't know anything but we got respect
00:38:16
because of Spike we got agent because of Spike we got in the dirty because of Spike spike has been so uh you know
00:38:25
contributed so much to the films and TV show over the years just for sure well
00:38:30
the the aesthetic and I don't know if you guys talked about this with Spike but you guys are out at lakes and rural
00:38:36
areas it's never shot too complicated it's very reality show Vibe wide shots
00:38:42
and um you know it's it that added to it the authenticity Vibe of it right well
00:38:47
we were never was sleep thank you we're trying to decide in the beginning like because we're doing skateboard videos
00:38:53
which look exactly like jackass right they were shot exactly like jackass because that's all we could do that's
00:39:01
how we could shoot like this because we knew how to do that very simply like a
00:39:06
cheap look kind of thing oh man that only knows two or three chords right this is what we do but Jeff and I were
00:39:13
talking like what do we do we have a like a a Dewey do I host from a desk and then go out to the street to do certain
00:39:20
things and and we talked to spike and he's like no he goes you're already you're already doing it it should look
00:39:28
like the Big Brother videos got another great idea yeah of course yeah because that would have ruined it if somebody
00:39:34
went in and Slicker sized it made us too many angles but we didn't know so it
00:39:39
took Spike to go you're already doing it yeah well I checked up your celebrity
00:39:44
net worth this morning so I think you made the right choice uh I don't know how accurate is but it's very healthy
00:39:50
those things are never accurate I know I know you never know I'm just I'm taking you know but it I do think that people
00:39:58
come in and do films short films I don't know it's a little bit awkward you're outside the cast and you bring your
00:40:04
thing in I I don't know I think that's kind of a tough position so I think it made the right decision but I tough to
00:40:10
turn down the smart to bring you in um of course and get him to try to get you yeah yeah because that's a good eye
00:40:17
too because you know to see that and see how interesting that is and how it could be
00:40:22
cool because I was hooked immediately and you get Spike who I think has done some Beastie Boys videos and obviously a
00:40:27
bunch of cool things and and have a starkness to it and whatever the vibe was just that it works and it
00:40:34
worked on all levels you worked you being out there I always thought you were a skater I was always wondering if you were a skater yeah
00:40:40
I uh you know I skated like when I was 13 or 14 broke my ankle my dad just took my
00:40:46
skateboard and tossed it in the woods because I was going to miss baseball right I was right baseball was my sport
00:40:52
growing up in the woods boys are five feet away yeah yeah
00:41:00
literally five feet away in Tennessee we had a pony in my
00:41:05
backyard you know oh it's all nice love Tennessee love
00:41:10
Nashville by the way I did talk to Lauren during that time and I said really Johnny who Knoxville what what do
00:41:16
you think you know all the kids love it it's sort of pranks it's physical and I
00:41:22
think it'll be really good with like our young demographic um and Johnny uh seemed like a really
00:41:27
nice man and we're gonna like [ __ ] bring him in and I go I don't know he's he's heating up on MTV Mike Dana trusts
00:41:35
me he knows a good deal when he sees it then after you took MTV he was really mad no I made that up we're gonna put
00:41:42
honey on Jon lovitz's nut sack and just let the bees go to town or maybe out of skunk you know it's up to him yeah
00:41:48
Lovitz is going to sit on a phallic-shaped child look at this app is nuts when they walk
00:41:55
on the monologue to your episode in 2005 and it's like happens to the best of us
00:42:01
as far as what you can do comedically in this universe in 2005 you had
00:42:07
uh you might be a gay redneck if was one of your sketches oh The Jeff Foxworthy
00:42:14
thing yeah could could we do that now or explain that or what that was you might
00:42:19
be a gay redneck if you might be that was one of the uh sketches
00:42:26
that I had trouble with in rehearsals I
00:42:32
thought I was doing fine but my apparently my rhythm was off was not
00:42:37
good and it took me I know he I did did I do that sketch did that even make the
00:42:42
show uh as far as what I read it did but maybe it was only in dress were they asking you to do kind of a Jeff
00:42:48
Foxworthy twang is that what the character they wanted a problem it's just
00:42:53
I couldn't get the Rhythm down and it sounds moronic to say that but it's you
00:42:59
know comedies stand-ups timing in my timing I couldn't
00:43:04
I I just couldn't grasp them you know sometimes it's
00:43:09
embarrassing to admit but what was your first time it took me 80 shows to get my rhythm down on that
00:43:15
[ __ ] you know so yeah go ahead David and when I did a Jeff Foxworthy once and
00:43:21
and it was a combination of you know you have the redneck and then he's got the way that he does it and I
00:43:27
think they're trying to emulate that and so I was doing the same thing where like do you go up at the end you go down then
00:43:34
I was I was you might be the Ebola virus and it was like if people see you and
00:43:40
run there's a good chance you might be the Ebola virus if if people look under a microscope and
00:43:48
see that the zygote and I'd give a long description right you might be there's a you know so that was the same thing it's
00:43:55
like you have there's a couple different uh components to it not just a voice like you're Southern but your Southern
00:44:01
might be a little different than his Southern and then how his rhythm is how he does it to match and those things
00:44:06
they look for and then I've had Impressions taken away from me during the week
00:44:14
I didn't mean to
00:44:19
[Music] you licked Horatio San's face in Versace
00:44:25
mother I don't remember that I could one Versace mother since then this is Johnny's hosting gig from 35 years ago
00:44:32
and I'm asking him to tell me right now no I remember uh Dukes of Hazzard I remember
00:44:39
I ran let's see that one Dukes of hazzard's I remember he was in that movie yes well you've had a pretty big film
00:44:46
career too there's been a lot of movies besides jackass yeah I'm lucky to have
00:44:52
feed in both areas but uh in the Special Olympics one was edgy could we do that
00:44:58
now but it was very funny I read the ringer I remember reading the Olympics were on the was on board like they that
00:45:04
movie wouldn't have got made if Tim Shriver was not on board with it yeah so I'm I'm proud of that film I
00:45:13
stand by it um one of my son's favorites he brought it up you know what I think Johnny I
00:45:18
read that movie I think what happened maybe and you you would know more but maybe just on the surface no one saw it
00:45:24
or bothered to see any messages or anything nice about they just said oh you can't do that yeah that's exactly
00:45:31
what happened because if you watch it you know it was it was sweet and I mean
00:45:37
of course we went for it as far as comedy goes but you had to to kind of
00:45:43
Samurai get the message out there yeah so I I mean I made so many great friends on
00:45:50
that film you know uh Eddie barbanell who was in John Taylor they both appeared in Jackass 3
00:45:57
uh two of the guys uh uh Eddie barbin I was like a borsche
00:46:03
belt comic he is so funny um when you do Jack S3 do you uh do you
00:46:09
audition these new people how what is that process like we reached out to people we knew mostly
00:46:15
um and and the people and we brought them in too the Jeff and I talked to
00:46:21
them brought each cast member in to talk to him because at the end of the day we have to get along with you we liked
00:46:27
it we have to like having oh yeah that's the biggest hurdle to get over and then
00:46:34
we did a two-day test in December 2019 Spike Jones to his credits like we're older now how's this going to look is
00:46:41
this going to look sweaty we not only need to test the new people but we need to test the old guys to see how it looks
00:46:48
and so we did and that's how we tested the the new cast we just shot it like a
00:46:54
film for two days we did about three or four bits a day and a lot made
00:46:59
the film so that is a hard part of it is a hard part of it like because you don't want
00:47:05
uh people to submit you don't want people getting hurt you don't need legal problems and I'm sure people say they'd
00:47:10
be good they'll do anything for you like they just want to be in it they'll do anything and they'll and you gotta be careful with those people because it
00:47:17
could look a little dark I mean someone yeah like I will do anything suddenly fight against right yeah it's not as
00:47:25
enjoyable to watch as a viewer like if you watch the B thing with Stevo and
00:47:31
he's not howling and screaming and and terrified it's not as funny if he's just
00:47:36
standing there like a big deal there goes the comedy so that's the human part we're very honest about their emotions
00:47:43
yeah and and if you find something they don't like then do that uh and also the heavyset guy that went down the ramp and
00:47:50
flew and kept wiping out he was he was tougher than I thought he could do a lot of stuff yeah he's very athletic Zach uh
00:47:56
yeah Zach Holmes he's done some really naughty stuff and he's one of the those guys that would have done anything Jeff
00:48:04
and I asked and that's a lot of responsibility to have over someone and Jeff even took them aside one day we're
00:48:10
shooting somewhere and there was like a 60-foot platform up there it was unrelated to us it was a big one
00:48:16
platform 60 feet off the ground and Jeff's like hey Zach I think for this next bit we want you to jump off that
00:48:22
platform and you know we'll put some uh into a cup of piss yeah we'll put some
00:48:29
uh mattresses I could work there for you yeah and he
00:48:35
he got so upset he got so sad and scared because
00:48:40
he's like I'm I'm gonna do it and I was I was at
00:48:46
first I was going along with Jeff trying to be out we need you to do that but I saw that he was really going to do it
00:48:51
and I just walked away because I couldn't I couldn't do that to him any longer but he was definitely going to do
00:48:56
it then finally we let him off the hook like we're not gonna ask you to [ __ ] jump off yeah something 60 foot high onto a mattress well I just dove into
00:49:04
cactuses yeah he does he does some of that stuff where you think it's too much flying into the cactus I thought could
00:49:10
get in your eye you just never know I mean when the when the guy that went down the slide and you covered his arms
00:49:16
you know what I mean in the oil slide and then he eats all right right right yeah and you couldn't you could snap
00:49:22
your head I mean my God I go you just get lucky like aha everything's okay yeah I was in the hospital why they
00:49:28
filmed that oh you were really right before after the bull yeah and we had
00:49:34
another bull bit to do that day I was gonna do two bull bits but after they
00:49:39
took me away in the ambulance none of the guys are like [ __ ] you we're not doing anything with
00:49:45
the ball it feels kind of like a it's there's a
00:49:51
rhythm to it you know it's it's almost like sex it's like there's anxiety and Dread then there's fear and pain and
00:49:59
then there's resolution and laughter and relief you know each each set has the emotionality of these three quadrants
00:50:06
are you and Spike aware of that when you're editing it like this is how much anxiety and Dread now we've set it up
00:50:12
and now we're going to show you know what I mean because it really really works on an emotional and funny level
00:50:17
pacing is uh uh is has a lot to do with jackass because you don't want to put too many
00:50:23
like gross bits in a row or too many big stunts in a row you gotta have if you
00:50:29
see something gnarly or you got to have a little pallet cleanser after that yeah and then you've gotta we spaced everything out and we have to space the
00:50:36
cast out you don't want too much of this yeah yeah so racing is something Jeff and I and Spike really focus on in the
00:50:43
edit like there's a little bit with just a little bit of dialogue more than a stunt it's like like might end in
00:50:48
something small but it's it is a little palette cleanser I like that I like that also also the guitar the crunch of
00:50:55
marinara whatever it is another genius just one more thing that makes it work yeah thank you that that song though if
00:51:02
you listen to it it's it's so different once the lyrics kick in it's just a beautiful like wistful song
00:51:11
Once the lyrics kick in but it sounds just like some hillbilly hoedown at the beginning yeah but it's something
00:51:17
different the parts you use are high qual Johnny there's uh sorry I was just I had a
00:51:23
question for Dana uh David uh I just interested a little bit in just you
00:51:29
being from Tennessee and uh you have a some manner about you that's very sort of country and it's
00:51:35
very polite and sincere and I just want to you know just something about the culture of Tennessee I'm the only
00:51:41
Tennessee person I do is Al Gore and when I do him I he's a very Earnest and
00:51:47
sincere man we're gonna do better because we have to with climate change and so you have kind of this country I'm
00:51:55
not saying Dolly Parton but there's a sincerity and likability about you anyway I'm just observing as I've gotten
00:52:00
to know you well thank you that's very kind Dolly grew up about 20 minutes from
00:52:05
where I was so uh have you ever met her and hung out with her you know this is how this I have social
00:52:12
anxiety sometimes right so I was at yamashiro's
00:52:18
oh yeah in Los Angeles oh in L.A you know yeah
00:52:24
yeah it's a restaurant Sushi yeah it's a sushi place and Dolly Parton walks out
00:52:29
of the bathroom and I just it was like 10 years ago
00:52:36
and I just froze and I'm like I didn't want as much as I wanted to meet her I
00:52:43
didn't want to bother her because I'm sure people grab her she walks out of the bathroom all the time and I just
00:52:49
couldn't do it so I froze up and I regretted it ever since right but I get real social anxiety sometimes and uh
00:52:57
yeah so that was my day I do that too people do that I think that's a polite
00:53:02
way to go you sometimes kick yourself but but it is probably the most polite way to go is to yeah let let them be yeah
00:53:10
because you know you have it both ways huh but if you saw her and she came up to you it'd be fun like you know what I
00:53:17
mean like I wouldn't I would yeah I would yeah yeah I don't think any of us normal people
00:53:23
you know until you're Brando or something I don't how do you attach yourself to your own celebrity I had a
00:53:29
masseuse once in Malibu in the 90s and she was doing she was massaging Bob
00:53:34
Dylan and she said Bob Dylan said to her uh that uh I've never I've never caught
00:53:40
up with my fame you know he's just he's just Robert Zimmerman and you're Johnny
00:53:45
Knoxville and so but to me you're just really famous and like of course you go talk to Dolly but I get that I don't
00:53:51
ever think I'm a famous person I don't have no no connection to it at all and my wife reminds me if I do yeah Bob
00:53:59
Dylan and his zingers I was born very far from my home and I was just trying
00:54:04
to get back home again at the beginning of no direction home oh yeah yeah he doesn't quite do that so
00:54:12
I love his later stuff I love his and I love when he does do banter with the audience some of these bootleg concert
00:54:17
films and he does just the worst jokes hey did you hear about the man who had
00:54:23
five penises his pants fit him like a glove it's just terrible anyway here's Like a
00:54:30
Rolling Stone you're just blowing in the wind that's notorious I saw Adele she did she
00:54:38
was actually funny I saw Lionel Richie they both were doing jokes between like almost every song but they were working
00:54:44
and I was like God damn they have a better act than I do and they have their singing yeah so Dolly does jokes and
00:54:51
they're amazing she has such a great timing yeah she's a charmer she hosted SNL too and this was probably I don't
00:54:58
know 89 or something because she says yeah there's a like a little boy lives about 10 miles away from me and I I
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think someday he's going to host SNL I said what's his name it's John Johnny Knoxville
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[Laughter]
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she for sure knows who you are who doesn't know who you are Johnny I mean but you know my wife when I first
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someone asked for my autograph and my wife who I've been with since uh 1950 she uh she goes oh you're famous now it
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was so epipheral like yeah you mean all famous people are just people they're just somebody who got famous he goes oh
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you're famous wow you you're famous that's unbelievable I go thank you dear
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no you're like I'm just a guy from Montana just kidding everyone is just someone from somewhere because they go
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oh I'm just from Arizona I'm from Tennessee but it's very rare that people are just born in Beverly Hills famous
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you know they're always coming here everyone's from somewhere so they don't they never quite believe it's happening all right we should let Johnny go I
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think he's been a good sport Johnny are you on a press junker you got
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NPR next oh you do oh they're exciting they're exciting it's good okay get ready for
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bees and balls questions Johnny Knoxville will be joining us next on TV
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us again while you wear glasses um why anyway
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flannels Mr Knoxville why the Red Flannel in the dark glasses since I show
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the audience your penis to the plastic punishment room where we
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will spray with things until you pass out hi I'm I'm ring finger down your pee
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hole let's give it a shot probably
00:57:01
and I had the catheter for three and a half years afterwards it was with the cancer did you forget to take it out
00:57:07
like bigger than a number two pencil and I'd have to jam that down the head of my penis sick or hit my bladder
00:57:14
so you could probably get a AAA battery or your pinky in there we'll see so are
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you happy every day you wake up then and you kind of oh maybe get some coffee oh
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I don't have a pencil up my dick God that's a great day but after you film a jackass like for me it's like I got to
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the end of the film and like I'm still walking and yeah I'm very and I'm not even trying to make a joke that's how
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because you go into it like not knowing how you're going to come out of it and it's such a relief that okay I'm still
00:57:46
walking I'm still you know have control of my faculty semi is that is this your
00:57:53
last fight before the Thriller in Manila or is this you you don't know yet
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um well I think we could do another one but if if so I would step back and try
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to and sit next to Jeff behind the camera because I I can't like I unfortunately seen my last you know got
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in with my last bull I think do that if you're out there laughing with everybody
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I think it's okay I think if you're still part of it and you're laughing and you're setting people up I think as long as you're in the mix I would love to
00:58:25
volunteer to be suspended by a 300 foot crane nothing physical just suspended by one foot and kind of Swing me over Times
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Square or something I'm just throwing it out there I'm available but I want a really tight knot I mean I want to be
00:58:38
really attached I'll do a show with you for ABC Family called jackass Juniors
00:58:43
and we have little kids and we just push them into trains and walls and stuff we're not about you know we thought
00:58:50
about yes they're just like it was it's like you think about yourself oh that's a terrible idea
00:58:55
but it's funny I we're gonna call it ass Jack I have a show called ass Jack where no one gets
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hurt and they just have lunch so it's a talk anyway it doesn't matter all right
00:59:06
yeah it's called ask Jack's Delight it doesn't matter now my agent will contact your people anyway Johnny Knoxville
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loved loved hanging out with you you're a great guy you're always nice quiet in person nice dude uh out when I see a
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very cool and uh thanks for coming on it's a pleasure I really sincerely appreciate you having me on
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