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What if the CNN Anchors Went on Survivor?

March 06, 2026 / 00:36

This episode features a humorous discussion about CNN anchors and their potential roles on the reality show Survivor. The hosts speculate on which anchors would thrive in the competition, focusing on Caitlyn Collins and Dana Bash.

They debate the survival skills of various CNN personalities, suggesting that Caitlyn Collins would dominate the game, while Dana Bash might have a more sinister approach. The conversation includes playful banter about the anchors' personalities and how they would fare in a survival situation.

Scott Jennings is humorously mentioned as someone who would not survive well among the others, leading to a light-hearted exchange about the dynamics of the group.

TL;DR

CNN anchors are humorously discussed as potential Survivor contestants.

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I think they should have CNN anchors on
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Survivor, the CNN show.
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>> Who would win? Caitlyn Collins would
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kill them all. Don't you think?
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>> I think Dana Bash is the kind of person
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that would smother you in your sleep if
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she needed to.
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>> Really? I feel like Kaitlin Collins.
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>> I think there's a very dark, interesting
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side to Dana. And I'm here for it. I
00:00:16
think Far just opens a bar on the island
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and says, "I'm done. I'm done."
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>> What do you do with Scott Jennings?
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Where do you put him?
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>> Oh, he's killed by his own troops.
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Ellison's call me. I take back
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everything I've said. I have a way to
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pay off your debt.

Badges

This episode stands out for the following:

  • 80
    Most unserious (in a good way)
  • 70
    Funniest
  • 60
    Most quotable

Episode Highlights

  • Dana Bash's Dark Side
    Exploring the intriguing personality of Dana Bash.
    “I think there's a very dark, interesting side to Dana. And I'm here for it.”
    @ 00m 13s
    March 06, 2026
  • Far's Bar on the Island
    A comedic moment where Far decides to open a bar instead of competing.
    “Far just opens a bar on the island and says, "I'm done. I'm done."”
    @ 00m 16s
    March 06, 2026
  • Debt Resolution
    A surprising twist involving a debt payoff offer.
    “Ellison's call me. I take back everything I've said. I have a way to pay off your debt.”
    @ 00m 26s
    March 06, 2026

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Survivor Show00:02
  • Dark Side of Dana00:13
  • Bar on the Island00:16
  • Debt Payoff00:26

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