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okay Scott let's pivot to a listener
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question the question comes from David
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let's listen I've listened to the last
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few podcasts in which both of you
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discuss the various nominees Trump has
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put forward for cabinet and other
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important Administration positions my
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question for each of you has two parts
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which positions do each of you consider
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the most important positions and why and
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second if you were president who would
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you nominate for the most important
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positions in your Administration
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and why oh that's interesting that's a
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great question um I'll start um I think
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the depart secretary of defense is
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critically important the Attorney
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General is critically important and
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obviously the uh treasury secretary so I
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I If I Was President Trump or if I'm me
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if I'm me I would have picked different
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I probably would have picked Jamie
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Diamond for the treasury job for the
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head of the defense department that's
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that would be interesting I don't i'
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have to think maybe
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oh God I wouldn't say Pete Buddha judge
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but someone who's someone who served and
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who um who understands how to run big
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systems there's lots of people like that
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uh certainly not Pete heg uh by any
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means I could run it better than him um
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and then the third attorney general
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someone you know not quite as partisan
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and who didn't deny the election like
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Pam Bondi I do think she's actually has
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qualifications there's no question she
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ran a big important States HS AG she
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knows her way around a courtroom Etc as
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they say um but I think those are the
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most important but I I one of the ones
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as we're just talking about this United
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Healthcare thing is the the Health and
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Human Services director I would make
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that Mark Cuban you know or someone like
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that to to you need to facilitate change
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in how health care goes in this country
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very drastically and how we eat and the
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chemicals that are in our system I
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completely agree with that but this
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fraking Nut Job RFK Jr who now looks
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good next to these other people is is a
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disaster especially around vaccines and
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everything else so someone who respects
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science um I would say Mark cubin for
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that job your turn Scott I would go I
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like the whole cable news as a Cabinet
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strategy I'd have danab bash I'd have D
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but except I'd go another cable network
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I think the people at CNN are so
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impressive I think it should be
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president danab bash her vice president
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is Anderson Cooper and we laugh but
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these people would be a hell of a lot
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more confident than some of the people
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he's proposing now Peter hex and Peter
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Navaro give me a [ __ ] break I know or
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cash these this would Michael smish I'd
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like to be Secretary of Commerce I'd
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like to see
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um I would there's so many outstand I'd
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love to see Michael Bennett as Secretary
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of Education oh yeah uh I think thec
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Morty as head of Health and Human
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Services I think he is he is the most
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consequential Surgeon General in history
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bringing up loneliness and the stress on
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parents um there's a ton of fantastic oh
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I would put together the hottest and
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most competent cabinet in history and
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I'd give AOC a job just cuz she's
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ridiculously [ __ ] hot but and it's
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important to have good-looking people um
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but R would have a spot in there I think
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Amy kishar I put at the head of the FTC
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or the doj um is she a lawyer doj yes
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yes yes she's a lawyer WR that big giant
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antitrust book remember she's a she's a
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good lawyer [ __ ] gangster She's Not
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Afraid of anybody oh she'd be a good AG
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oh yeah right yeah I would have a ton of
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I I could oh my God put give me the
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chessboard I will put the pieces in the
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right place what would we be what would
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be our job if you had do exactly what
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we're doing right now cuz you take a c
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they said here Scott you have to take
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one cab job you don't Havey I'd want to
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be Secretary of Education oh wow easy
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interesting yeah yeah I'd want what
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would you guess I would want to
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be head of the CIA that's right that's
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right my friend that's correct I would
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spy on you you do spy on me you [ __ ]
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text me at 3:00 in the morning you know
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what I'm doing at all moments I do know
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what you're doing in all moments I've
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got to keep track of you cuz you're up
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to things I last night I was texting a
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variety of people I'm not going to say
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who but wellknown people and I was
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thinking what is Scott up there I feel
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like Scott's up to something right now I
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don't know why but I thought is he up to
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something I was eating alone in the
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cotswalds after taking an edible okay
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well I didn't know that but it listening
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to Tom Petty and then taking my dogs for
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a long walk night little minations is he
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up to by the way your other girlfriend
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your side piece Jessica Des tarlo texted
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me um she's going to the hotter younger
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woman the hotter younger version of me
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um she she was going to come to this
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dinner
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that in New York when she couldn't um
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but uh she's gonna take my mom to see
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the five and I have to go so Jesse get
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the will you come with me no way 100% no
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no oh I'd also give speaking of fox I'd
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give Neil Cavuto a position I like him
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okay I'd give kavo a position God this
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would be fun what would you left out
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Stephanie rule I can't believe it she's
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going to kill us what would you give her
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oh she'd be ambassador to our most
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important like I'd make her ambassador
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to I just like I'd want her to be
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ambassador to France could she'd throw
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she would throw amazing parties at the
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residence in Paris yeah she Russell and
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she's got great style I mean she
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ambassador to France that's an easy one
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all right ambassador to France okay all
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right there we got it thank you Dave I
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need you to be president so we can do
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this oh my God I'll be the Puppet Master
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I'll tell you exactly what to say what
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to do so you're like C Bannon
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essentially I get a lot um yeah yeah
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this would be fun we'd be good at this
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this would be fun we'd be good at this
