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on his regular speeches they usually
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have a guy walk out and go let's get
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ready to mumble and then he comes out he
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just came out of that Cannon I mean he
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popped out of the toaster he was I
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thought he'd be running around that
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chamber going parkour parkour but maybe
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backstage there was a assistant going uh
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Mr President uh this is uh this is for
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you oh what is it uh we call it a state
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of the union oh sure take a state union
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before I do the state union oh yes sir
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they put it in a Biscuit like a
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dog he was all ja he's and I'm also
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hornier than a three peckered billy goat
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my dick's harder than Chinese arithmetic
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and everyone's like okay well let's just
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stick to the cards but the problem was
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the next day he was yelling and it was
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very awkward still going yeah he was at
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he was at a basket Robin's ice cream
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store I have a jok on fudge the State of
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the Union hasn't worn
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off and he Shadow Boxing come on Jake
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Paul I'm next
