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[Music] the Republican convention is being produced by uh Rob Schneider for
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Netflix he's tying it into his special Rob would make it great comedians you
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know hey come on come on before every under your chair everyone there's a bag a ziplock full of magnesium take
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it you're probably not taking
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enough what do you think's in more dis the Democratic situation or this hair my
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hair is cool but God dang it's got some bumps well what is with that yeah it's on your left side it looks like you have
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this side that side up it looks like you have a growth underneath the hair like a
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small goer came out Ander that's the you know what the sickest word you can say
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is oh I have a goer on my back and they go gross you go no I mean a boil sick I
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mean a pusu
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I always know when you're riffing for a clip because you give it that Snoop Dog
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at the end the worst get name is p at the end it's a signal to the editor I'll
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cover it I'm covering it it's too much oh that's that's the flag touch the
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ground I couldn't take it anymore look at me I mean I got praised just recently I mean like three minutes ago for when I
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swoop my hair back I'm going to go every other C today I'm going for Beatles 1965
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because this is the hair I wanted when I was 10 and my father would shave my head and if I looked up said he would beat me
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but anyway let's anyway let's look at a clip let's at a clip sort of this is sort of you know
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Paul 19 you know 65 I'd go to Paul's I'd go to Paul's house and his dad would be beating him
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with a belt they took that out of the documentary they released it realing
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okay so big week um we don't talk about politics that much but it's so in the news we have to if we're talking about
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current events uh where where to start well I don't know should we comment on there there
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was a bit of a fuffle we did one spontaneously last week about post debate where Dr Joe Biden LED uh
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President Biden down on the stage and said you did good Joey did good Joey some people were upset but I just thought it was funny in the moment uh
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yeah uh that she was talking to him like that I never you know yeah I mean the
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fact she's turned into uh Chris Jenner like talking to Kim at the Playboy shoot you're doing great sweetie I mean that
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that's what it's turning into it it's well it sounded like a teacher I mean she is a community college teacher talk
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talking to a second grader you answered all your questions I mean that was just funny how do we not comment on that when
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she stuck the gold star on his forehead after the debate I thought that was a little she she pinned something on it
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he's the leader of the Free World he has a grown uh doctorate woman a PhD going
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you did you answered all the questions I mean how do you not make a joke out of that sorry because it turns into she
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walks on stage she's like an emotional support wife he's like oh she can be up here I have all the paperwork she can be
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up here she can be anywhere I'll take her on the plan with me yeah exactly so
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did good Joey that's something a parent would say to a kid who passed the swimm swimming test at the YMCA at age seven
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right he she gave him a participation award for the uh he went across the pool two times Joey he's got a big thing that
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says I got second place in the debate yes every kid gets a trophy anyway so
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that was last week now this this Democratic uh
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presidential uh what would you call it C puff well there's there's a bit of a uh
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there's a bit of a split over there of like what to do what to do next and
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there was there was a bifurcation there was pre the debate pre the debate they were pretty
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you know there was this is our man he's going to beat Trump and let's you know there wasn't as much talk he did great
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at the State of the Union maybe he got a little State of the Union but um he was great there then all of a sudden that
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comes into now we're in this new world it's about two and a half weeks out I'm shocked it's taken this long and so the
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proverbial shoes are dropping and the latest one this week
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that kind of got me well there were there were three in the last 24 hours okay Nancy Pelosi was for the last two
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weeks it's gota be Joe It's gotta be Joe got to be Joe why is Trump not he should go away
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not Joe so she was very you know what I mean that's the argument yeah and then George Stephanopoulos who's a seemed
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like a buttondown news anchor but I guess he's a bit of a man about town Loose Cannon was walking down the street
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in New York saw a guy with a cam cter they asked him do you think do you think
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that Biden can go four more years and he goes no Biden can't go four more years immediately regretted it it got released
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on TMC News flash to uh anchors in their 60s or what however old
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he is don't go chatting out on the sidewalk if you if you don't want it to get out to a camcorder yeah don't go to
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Turner movie classics TMC uh no to TMC you're right what those people do is
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they film me they film anybody they just have Renegade people and they don't really work for TMZ so they can sort of
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separate themselves and that's not one of our guys but they sell it you know so they sell they in like six minutes three
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minutes right yeah of course and uh also he did the I I read that George Clooney who's a
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friend of the show he uh he came out against him that's as of when we shot
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this today New York Times oped go very very politely but yeah and
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but it just seemed like there was just a fundraiser with yeah I think it was
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Julia Roberts himself and uh Clinton and um President Obama and they have their hands up they raised the most like $30
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million and they're doing a big glass be hands together big giant yeah and now
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and the funny part was you think if it was two weeks ago was he that different I mean they're like you know I heard
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people talking saying I was there he came out to speak on a pogo stick and it is so hard to get on a pogo stick and
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Biden was out there kachink kachink kachink and then they set up a small football NFL combine in the backyard and
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he was doing the shuttle run the tires he was 48 in the 40 yard dash
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48es Clooney was throwing him go deep Grandpa you know and everything was fine
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wasn't even he stood on one foot as they passed him a Nerf ball back and forth and and recited the Declaration of
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Independence backwards but that was exactly yeah and then uh two weeks later
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he turns into Gary Bucy I'm just my main my main thesis if if
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you will David yeah my main thesis is H how happy does all this tumult in the
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Democratic party make make Trump I mean Trump's got it because he's gone for Trump he's a little quiet he still does
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a couple small rallies but mostly he's just hanging out probably in a big robe
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being hand-fed grapes could I get another grape just put it right there there we go they're eating themselves
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alive in the Democratic party I don't know if you've seen this they're eating themselves alive George Clooney George
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Clooney who have tremendous respect for a tremendous actor he was on ER remember
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that he was a surgeon or something he we he played Batman he played Batman he was did a tremendous job he said Joe's gotta
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go he's got to go and if cloney says it you know it's a big deal because he's married to a very nice Arab lady she's
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an Arab lady she's a tough cookie and a tough Arab lady but he's very to her and she's a tremendous person everybody
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talks about her but Joe has got to be worried if you lose Clooney you lose the Democratic party you lose the whole uh
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Thursday night block on NBC I got do I gotta do the clip the clip thing if you
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lose cloy you lose the Democratic party You're Gonna Lose Will and Grace
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you're going to lose L and Shirley Frasier that whole night Frasier you know if you lose Dr if you lose Phil Don
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you if you lose Kelly Clark all these tremendous people so anyway Trum Clooney
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could be president by the way probably pretty easily by the way in the comment section in the New York Times after his
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oped which is very beautifully written a lot one out of three said you you George
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president Clooney I believe John Stewart and Clooney as a ticket could win right
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now or Matthew mccon and Stewart or CL yeah MH yeah uh uh I think Kelly you did
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you say Kelly Clarkson could be the VP somewhere she's very likable yeah she's
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extraordinarily likable I think Trump just took a beating a beating a beating Jail jail jail counts court court court
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and then he finally gets one week he gets to go oh now the pupil has become
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the teacher I know he is like the cat I can't believe it it's tremendous melani
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would you like to watch it again I've got it all cheat rewind
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listen they're eating themselves alive they're eating themselves you never stop someone who's hanging themselves you
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give them more rope you don't say anything you stay quiet you stay quiet and so he is and it's the craziest thing
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ever Stephen Spielberg is producing the Democratic National Convention so it's
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gonna be extra awesome the music the pageantry and it may be a brokered
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convention where they go the great state of Louisiana now puts all of our
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delegates forward to one Matthew MCC or whoever they're it could be a Kelly
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Kelly Clarkson on the third ballot I mean anyone can run all right I will put
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your hat in the ring but I know you're you're an independ you know the funny thing is the Democrat no the
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Republican uh rep what's it called convention yeah the Republican I'm not
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smart the Republican convention is being produced by Rob Schneider for Netflix he's tying it a special Rob
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would make it great comedians you know hey come on come on before every we
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under your chair everyone there's a bag a ziplock full of magnesium take it you're probably not taking
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enough nominating magnesium for vice president what you can nominate a a
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vitamin yes magnesium for vice president it's a tough call we've got turmeric we
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there's a lot of things we wanted but now that we're doing our friend Rob schneer on the show he has to come on
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next week to yeah yeah he's he's hilarious uh okay so are other than that
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what else is going on um um just who's going to be president uh by the way they
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are not they're digging in hard that's the other story Biden is Biden is I'm not gonna go
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I'm not going to go well wouldn't you no why would I leave I mean so they are dug in it's h Hunter Jill and Joe against
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the world those three because Hunter now is sitting in on National Security oh I heard that yeah do you think um Hunter's
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asking his dad if there's any chance if Trump wins it Trump would use him on
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his on his cabinet somewhere that's when that's a bigger shoe than Clooney when
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Hunter's going hey Dad I'm totally in favor and you're going to win no problem you're the best ever but if you did lose
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you know could I get on Trump's cabin recommendation letter or something I mean is there a way
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or drugs are yeah that's what's going on in America right now that's what I've
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been bombarded with even though I don't know enough about all the politics because some things that come up I just
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like there's nothing really to know it's just fun to watch the craziest it's scary but fun I when he said he had a
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cold at the debate I thought and he has to go to bed at 8 these are all just setups for jokes because you can't Jimmy
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F do the other night you can't be like 8 o'clock okay so we bomb at 8:30 let's
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call it 8:45 and make sure he's totally zoned and then and by the way that coldy
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had just deliver one germ over here just put one germ on one bug in his nose and
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it's over he's just going to be out for a week and then you get Jill up in the window like Tom Cruz and Taps with the
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machine gun I got this Joe it's beautiful man
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well when I get a head cold I always look like I'm staring at a volcano that's about to erupt
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like you look like The Scream painting and Biden honey what happened I
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volcano no when he look terrified too sometimes his eyes got real big
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like TR Trump you do do Trump I'm in the split screen iby Biden do
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Trump I don't know what he's saying a lot of people don't know what he's saying I don't know if he knows what he's
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saying Prett funny but you know I right that was good you Ju Just Go nasal just
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got like this he works within the TV
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frame that's our that's our choice g g no but you know it sounds
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like we're making fun of B we make fun of both sides yeah we made fun of trump forever it's funny have to say that a
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lot of this stuff was embedded out there in this last year there was mumbles there was stumbles and so the impression
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I did which got a lot of heat and a lot of love you know no no Christ to the Border was kind of controversial at the
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time but now all our rowdy friends are piling in and Steep and everybody's
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making fun of Biden and Trump which maybe is a good thing boy are we gonna get letters well Trump I mean has been
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hammered since he he's not even president again so it's fun to mix it up I mean why not there's so many fun jok
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it's America when Biden is no longer the president either now or in four years it's just there's no reason to do him
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but if he is a powerful most powerful men in the world you can't have a little [Music]
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fun yeah okay so let's go on also to uh nothing the 4th of July wasn't that
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exciting for me I did uh now that we have a new term I did raw dog it uh down
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you know sometimes I drive to Newport which is about two hours and I I have such a crummy car no
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radio no songs just your thoughts yes it's terrifying I mean who does that who
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has a car without a radio is you driving a Model T this goddamn chitty chitty
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bang car you know I have a an amfm radio in it and uh okay yeah it's old and then
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for some reason it doesn't every every channel is 50% so you have to sort of listen under
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that which is drives you mad and so I might have to cough up another two grand
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to get another one another car old but I don't have one nice car I don't have one
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good car well I have a good car I know you do [ __ ] money bags I've seen that
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thing I at least yeah I I announced myself two blocks away with that I leas
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the [ __ ] out of that [ __ ] I leased the [ __ ] because every 36 months they have a new better thing at this point it's
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exponentially a more mileage or there's a little electric motor in there and all kinds of stuff you know I know you
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probably you like to buy and hold for 12 years and that's your I buy put it in the barn uh you know have you ever gone to
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the beach and just raw dogged it my mom was like go go to the beach and I go I
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mom the beach sounds fun but when you're older if you don't live on the beach which no one does where you just walk
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out then you have to pee you walk back in your house you have to this just to raw dog like when I was 16 you go why
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don't you just walk into the ocean to pee well yeah that's where you poo just
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not near other swimmers yeah and then you go here's some shark
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bait I you know I'm too Norwegian Irish and Scottish that just hang out at a [ __ ] beach I mean I'm just G to sit
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and sweat and burn I mean these Park two miles away they get their their thing
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kakun kakun kakun they're cooler go down some steps if you don't have a freaking
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umbrella you don't have all the accoutrements just no shade maybe a towel and just boil I I can't those days
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are over for me I don't know I said this before but there's something sad or it's
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it's a Melancholy thing when you have a picnic or something at the beach you set up the towels the umbrella you have your
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drinks we're at the beach going in out of the water and then it's the time to gather up and leave it's just a little
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sad Som don't I just I just leave everything there I don't want to gather anything up I leave the cooler I leave
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the umbrella and I just walk away I'll just buy a new one yeah homeless guy will get it be just really happy it yeah
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hang on we're gonna start showing some headlines we did headlines normally we're gonna try to get a Let's get
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someone from the Olympics on oh by the way I did see Horizon which I really oh you did I uh I was going to see it but I
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was sick that day yeah it's three hours sick that day that was old Hollywood minute joke first of all I
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love Kevin cner yeah can't get enough so tell me about Horizon I was well I was a
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little surprised it's it's pretty dark it's pretty oh really raw and real about
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settlers coming in making little tents and log cabins and then the Native
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Americans can't really hunt there It's upsetting the food chain they know how to talk to each other so there's there's
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a bit amount of violence it's always Pro Native Americans right Kevin CER is
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usually Pro this this was kind of down the middle he he was quoted as saying he was tired of everyone treating Native
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Americans like so gent delicately it probably violent back then it was
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violent and they had legitimate worries and fears but they was extraordinarily violent so it's well crafted it's three
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hours there are you know to me being bullied and I know you were the bull I
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go nuts I can't be bullied I go [ __ ] nuts you go [ __ ] nuts you take 10 to get now I just beat the [ __ ] out of
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people not right but there is a scene where a badass Cowboy what you at look
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at you buddy you what you st Pretty Boy Pretty Boy to Cosner who for 10 minutes
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tries to get away from him yeah you're right you're right you're too tough for me I'm walking away basically love I
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love it look at the little girl run you know I won't tell you what happens but it wasn't good for the guy who said look
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at the little girl run did he say hey why don't you go have a wiin and some French cries he did literally say this
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well lookie lookie lookie what we got ourselves here and I thought that is the
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most repeated phrase in the history of looking what we got ourselves here are
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you a little funny boy yeah we got a little a little a little girl Cowboy is that what we got don't say gay but they
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sort of dance around it they dance around it you little funny boy yeah yeah look at you you pretty little thing
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aren't you little girl boy yeah that those you a girl boy but Mo mostly girl
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and winner for best screenplay keer we could have punched that up yeah so I
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like uh people getting their ass kicked it's expansive I would recommend it and it's three hours and I was not fidgeting
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or you know I was like that's the first half correct or no it's four parts
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supposedly so the second uh chapter comes out in August so you have you you
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personally have like a month to see the movie Biden has a month to see if he'll
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be president and I have have to have a month to still be this goodlooking at my
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age a lot of timelines stares at camera it's not a combover it looks
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like my hair looks like a combover but it's not well let's see the headlines
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what do we got let's show some we're gonna really riff oh this was from Tim Dylan I thought was funny he shows on
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the news Los Angeles se's first drop in homeless population in years he writes it's so bad even they're
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leaving well first of all good you're supposed to call them this is my thing I
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I'm not against calling homeless unhoused but it's the same sort of negative connotation if that's what that
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is saying homeless mean on how mean you might as well just do it in pigl like
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Hess hay so because if who's hearing
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that and being offended you know what I mean I guess I don't know right I didn't even I thought Homeless was actually
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kind of a nice thing to do you know they're we're all one bad movie
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away from being homeless to be honest I always said you know we we got to help the homeless but what are we to do with
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the clueless that's the bigger problem yeah I mean you can't also not to bring up
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the Border but you can't double the people coming in and then they're all homeless put them in the city and then
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say scratch your head and go I can't figure out homeless problems getting worse you go well you can't bring in
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extra homeless to pile we we have enough that we have a problem with that we can't fix it seems anyway it it look we
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have the climate in Southern California yeah and if you're gonna pitch a tent if you're like you know working at RBS in
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Kansas City you know what I'm going to La I'm going to I'm going to live in a tent on on in West Hollywood sure cool
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cool that's where you go it's rough lot of lot of services lot of New York is rough yeah you can go to Parks I mean
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there's places it the weather alone you're right I see why it's more prevalent in
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California uh not to sound mean about it just a it just that's a tough thing that we have not cracked at all well here's a
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little sidecar yeah Los Angeles is hosting the Olympics in
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48 months is a baby how long is that La is I want to
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say it's cooler to say 48 months yeah it is or like 14400 days Paris is doing it
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in a so what they'll do is they'll the homeless will disappear during the month
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of the Olympics and then they'll come back in oh some they do that in every city right every city yeah anything that
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doesn't look a feeling is gone but the meanest ironically was the
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Oscar committee when they wanted to do it in front of the train station the Oscars a few years ago and there's a lot of homeless people and they said if
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you're not out of here by tomorrow we're going to take all your stuff and destroy it all your tents and all your gear no
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Hollywood don't play if they have a party to put on yeah if they have a party but if it's just really important
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party if it's just for the regulars they don't care uh okay what's next
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Oh I thought this is a dumb story you like Hallmark teams up with the NFL and Kansas City Chiefs to do a holiday
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Hallmark movie based on Travis and Taylor isn't that Heather doesn't like
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it already if they don't have Heather yeah then they gonna get an
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audience Heather's a fan of them I'm guessing but and a fan of Hallmark just
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don't want to m mer them right away it's a little too soon well the question I have are they going to have people
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playing Travis and Taylor or it's just going to be a football player named Steve and a pop star named
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Susie they're they're not gonna use their names no I don't um if they're with the
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Chiefs maybe well I think it'll be name but it'll be like okay of course um I I
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love Hollywood I love how quickly it moves it's like Ms to a fire like this could be good it'll trend you know they
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take so long to come out that it's I guess Christmas isn't that long but I don't know you know what's kind of weird
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though that didn't it wasn't attached that article I read right as we got on this is a stunner Tarantino is going to
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direct it oh my gosh it doesn't seem like what I would picture okay I didn't
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even get even a second before a great straight man yeah
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okay I like it yeah I mean I could see that I guess yeah I mean Travis he picks
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up a guy and throws him into a You Cher wood chipper yeah whatever and Taylor
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applauds yeah local bully puts the trees in the in the wood chipper then puts a
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guy right next
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one uh wait okay video hold on oh this is okay I like this one don't play it yet this is a well I'll let you play out
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how scared I am go ahead and then I'll tell you what it is you can play with sound yeah so it's
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four guys in the back of a van they have crowbars they're attacking on the street classic it's probably in smashing all
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the windows Heather you're going to love this smashing the car kidnapping the guy
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but nope it's a marriage proposal Heather and the woman is [ __ ]
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freaking out they smashed all her windows in the car she's crying and now he's like nope it's
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romance and and she's crying so hard from Fear she thought she was going to
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die yeah they smashed all her windows with crowbars pulled her over on the
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street and he's waiting for to come up for air to say no babe it's all about this cute cutesy why isn't this a
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Hallmark movie well this is yeah this
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is she does not know what to do with her emotions cuz she's so horrified you know
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the phrase red FL oh old she oh she's like I got to go along with it she's
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hugging him he brought her flowers along with like they could have killed her
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accidentally they smashed every window with a crowbar she's in the car I looked this guy up and he is a practical joker
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she's going to live with things like this at least one once or twice a week she'll smash he'll pretend to be a
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robber I mean it's going to be an exciting life for her she's laughing
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going I'm I'm so it's so embarrassing on my proposal day I have diarrhea all over
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my yeah I mean there's a grenade inside the bouquet Something's Gonna blow up
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yeah there's another trick to this yeah this is just the beginning this guy works for bad idea
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jeans look at his stupid friends the other Killers well that goes off I just want
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to make a note to myself don't destroy wife's car with flowers who are the Bros
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leading them on bro this is unbelievable out of eight guys this is a great idea
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unanimously un this this [ __ ] nuts man not one of them going is this a
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little too much aren't we gonna what's this scare her your power to your
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computer oh I just kicked it off okay it doesn't matter mhm go ahead Dan I mean to interrupt the momentum of our I don't
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even know I know that was uh all right go to the next one we're [ __ ] killing I'm going to think about that I'm going
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to think about that one next one's gonna be okay here we
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go Christian Church goes viral for selling plots of land in
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heaven this is a great Money Maker for churches I don't know $100 per square
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meter and they measure it
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out that's like the guy from Horizon would be someone who would well I'd like
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get me a two acres up there you know I mean he goes well two acres is a big
00:29:42
chunk up in heaven did anyone have a question I mean they just CLA Proclaim it then you give them money and buy the
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place I mean this guy Pastor claims it in 2017 God authorized him to sell these
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plots God God gets a 3% cut um guaranteeing purchasers a spot near
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God's palace regardless of the plot size he has a brochure the process you get a
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middle class house in the sky you don't get a good house and a family of
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four right it fits four payment they add payment payment options include Visa
00:30:20
Mastercard Apple pay bourbon bucks from uh Bourbon Street circus strip club you
00:30:27
know would be a great movie is you do the movie about this and it seems ridiculous and he's a con man this and
00:30:34
that but you follow through the supernatural thing and it's true yeah
00:30:39
this that be the greatest twist in a movie it's actually true yeah and you're up there and you're near the palace well
00:30:46
I mean if it's true I sort of want to get in on it because I wouldn't mind having a you know nice befront property
00:30:53
up there would you be questioning it all though what wouldn't you ask this guy a question no
00:30:58
what's her to ask sounds like a great deal don't push it it's either true or not so I'd have to run it by Warren
00:31:04
grant our business manager yeah I would just say I'm gonna get a job up there and then I'll pay you
00:31:10
then double oh yeah you could probably trick him right back yeah okay next
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one oh I kind of like this this is kind of long but I just saw this real crocodiles were used this old James Bond
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movie stunt I just just play it I thought it was interesting so this is uh James Bond Roger
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Moore he runs across the crocodiles remember this scene from the
00:31:38
movie yeah yes so it said a stunt man really did it I thought it was fake
00:31:45
crocodiles there's his first take he doesn't make it Isn't that cool oh wow and the and they're real wow second take
00:31:53
oh my God oh my God never in a million years I do this
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the crocodile's like we know what's going on now oh now right in the
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mouth oh he's landing on them and the other no no and they're going for I mean
00:32:10
I know he's like I can't get out of here now why does the stunt man now look different oh my God they just probably
00:32:17
he's a different guy every time because they're Nam that guy is not the same one from take two no he almost got him in
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the nut sack no their bodies were piling up that is pretty dumb Roger Moore and
00:32:29
the fifth one is the one they used look one two three four five
00:32:35
hey wow yeah they didn't need to look exactly like him because they show him from the back and then they show legs
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down oh no that was seamless yeah there you go and then by the time they go it's Roger Moore there yeah they had a guy
00:32:47
from catering going can you do one I mean they're just going to show your legs put on some black pants and go would they D Fang the Crocs or something
00:32:54
F no not back then not back then I worked with an alligator in D I know you remember this uh his name's Rocky and he
00:33:02
was made made of rubber he ain't Rocky and and he wrestled with him right what is yeah what do I say oh he ain't he
00:33:09
ain't no puppy so I I have a cigarette in my mouth and I show them how to open his mouth and stick my head in he bites
00:33:15
my neck and he flips me around it was actually hard to do for the biggest [ __ ] in America it was hard to do
00:33:22
that um you know you get hurt a lot in films because you're doing things your body's not used to or ready for you can
00:33:29
easily and you go again and again that's how I broke my ankle on the Sandler film just jumping up to catch a basketball
00:33:36
over and over again turn my ankle click no
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um I no before that what was the other one
00:33:47
you were in you just talked about this I I was playing a coach in in a with this
00:33:52
high pitch voice come on you got a basketball coach Jack and Jill I think must have been Jack and Jew okay maybe I
00:34:00
did two parts in that movie I don't know but Sandler came with me to the he was very sweet and it's totally fine oh I want to
00:34:08
bring up something uh while we're here on the other podcast fly in thewall Applause we have John Corbett this week
00:34:16
and he got so many uh he got so much pickup in different articles about
00:34:23
saying a very honest opinion about acting and I and I sort of backed him up I thought he was first of all a great
00:34:29
guest for the whole hour right great in great uh story he told about all the and
00:34:35
then sum up uh what he said so uh John Corbett who was our last one last week I
00:34:41
think it's the Turners this week yeah Bonnie and Terry turn are the great writers uh but but Corbett you can still
00:34:47
listen to it but what did he say you sum it up basically um he he said two things he he
00:34:56
was sort of joking when he said if you go into Show Business you're probably not going to make it it's such a weird
00:35:02
fluky thing that people do know that yeah that's not shocking but people are like what yeah and you can these
00:35:09
conversations could be way more vast because like there's people going on only fans flirting with and making
00:35:15
500,000 a month and you can be an influencer and do YouTube channels so it is different than when we came up and
00:35:22
then he just said at the end he said he just wanted to be honest authentic because that's podcast ing that he
00:35:28
didn't really it wasn't really fulfilling his career choice because unless you like we get to write our
00:35:35
jokes and do stuff and maybe direct ourselves with friends but he just felt that it was um he just wanted to be
00:35:41
honest he wasn't ungrateful he's been he's he's uh made a lot of money did it all voluntarily but it wasn't um
00:35:48
something that he just unfilling unfulfilling he said so I think a lot of
00:35:54
people supported that understood it you know when you're in Show business you you're you're first of all in the macro
00:36:01
you're just grateful you're in show business making money but sometimes you get jobs that you just don't really like
00:36:07
but it doesn't mean you're ungrateful and don't understand that you have this magic Journey he was sort of giving the real version of what it's like to sit on
00:36:14
a set all day you work you you shoot probably eight minutes of a 12-h hour
00:36:19
day uh you know so that's real and I also liked that you know he's a guy that
00:36:24
has a lot of other interests and so some people are only lasered on Showbiz so
00:36:31
good or bad that's it but if you like Harrison Ford wants to get off the set so you can build a house and things like
00:36:37
that so some people have other things going on and he's one of them he has a lot of talent so I like that but I don't
00:36:43
know if he caught [ __ ] I can't say that I can just say not really a lot of people thought it was just interesting
00:36:48
yeah just an interesting very honest thing to say um so okay next
00:36:55
story yeah I like him John corit incredibly nice guy he's really smart oh
00:37:01
yeah new law in Illinois requires family influencers to pay 15% of their earnings
00:37:06
to the children that are in their Instagram account whoa oh oh the hunter becomes
00:37:16
the hunted oh the pupil becomes the farewell exploitation of your child so
00:37:24
long 15% of your gross earnings yeah I mean um Is that real yeah like they've
00:37:31
made the law I think I mean that's a little weird how to enforce that you know does the kid have to Sue I don't I
00:37:38
think it's like akin to child actors the parents have to put 10% into an account
00:37:45
for okay so they're kind of doing that yeah I mean these three I see these kids on there and they're breaking eggs in
00:37:51
their forehead you know the mom's like hey help me with this onet Smash and the kid's like and the mom looks at the
00:37:56
camera haha this is a trend and you go really and the kids part of this [ __ ] it
00:38:02
is a bit sweaty I you know I guess it's been going on a long time you know they used to tell actor little kid actors in
00:38:09
the 1930s your dog died now cry you know it just then then there were laws around
00:38:15
working kids 247 but yeah you see it a lot uh I think it's a good thing that
00:38:21
put that they if they're not doing it voluntarily put some money away for the kid if he's really if that boy or girl
00:38:27
is completely I mean if they do this dogs were in trouble because everyone's
00:38:33
effing dog is in their thing well one of the first things which I do believe he ended up rich which is one of the first
00:38:39
issues around social media and and YouTube that blew my mind was that a kid
00:38:45
who was like five named Kevin would open up toys and review them basically say he
00:38:51
like them or not and your parents filmed it and I think he was making 25 million a year or the parents were he yeah I
00:38:56
think there's some kid like that named Oscar I just make up there's a new one now he gets to 12 and they he opens up
00:39:02
and he goes this toy it doesn't really it's not smooth on the carpet and everyone's like oh so a real kid giving
00:39:08
Real reviews not a company and he was making so much I think he was a top 10
00:39:14
YouTuber every year like a million a month except like there's a cuteness
00:39:19
aspect but you can't do it at 15 but at 5 me like toy right truck go fast get
00:39:27
million dollars that's true when I'm on Instagram it's just so cute that it's like not
00:39:32
fair do you do do you try to be cute you have like a cute attitude or no I'm so
00:39:38
cute but I don't know it and that makes me cuter you know what if this podcast
00:39:43
doesn't work out let's review kids toys oh yeah oh Gaga look at this chapstick a
00:39:48
I can't bite [Laughter] it okay next one
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this one I really don't know much to say about it I was kind of shocked this was actually Mark Zuckerberg surfing in a
00:40:09
tux while sipping beer on the 4th of July um and holding a flag it's funny
00:40:15
they hold a flag is flag takes a bad rap these days well that's good surfing I mean
00:40:24
well that is but he's on a wig board right and being towed by a motorboat on a lake he's not surfing in Ocean which
00:40:33
is not easy but once you get up and and go that's awake that's different that's very controlled yeah it's it's
00:40:39
controlled but it still was cool a cool shot you easily fall off those things so
00:40:45
I give him you know he's got to hold the godd dang flag which is kind of heavy and awkward and then hold I don't know
00:40:50
you got basos on the ship and you got him doing that and you know when I grew up we had like they were secret
00:40:56
billionaires they're like 100 years old and they come out you J Paul Getty be like 120 I got a little money now
00:41:04
they're drinking beard they on you H you just hear about these billionaires they wouldn't be doing Tik toks and out there
00:41:10
jumping around they're throwing it in our face it used to be kind of hidden in secret but now it's like look at me look
00:41:17
at my money I'm going to put in a pile can you believe me look at how much it is look how look what I can do with my
00:41:25
money they always go Jeff Bezos bought a house in Malibu for 90 million he makes
00:41:30
that in four minutes by the time you've looked at
00:41:36
this picture I've made $20 million I've had 22 houses this is the problem yeah
00:41:43
for the human brain to understand 100 million I we can't comprehend it and
00:41:49
then they like someone will give away 20 billion and keep 80 billion and people are like oh my God they're so generous
00:41:57
can someone kick you got to get someone kicking it to Hawaii those guys just went through the ringer and they're not
00:42:03
getting a piece of the pie that we seem to be chucking everywhere like let some of this money land in Hawaii after those
00:42:10
fire I know it do crazy it it's his his
00:42:16
um ex-wife McKenzie she gave away she she got 68 billion in the divorce
00:42:23
settlement the marriage was rough but it worked out to a million dollars minute for the time she was married to Jeff
00:42:29
faos it's not bad gig it's easy to be envious or just feel weird you just the
00:42:35
social media and these billionaires and all these other people make you feel like there's a life that you're not invited to that's kind of amazing
00:42:44
GH you can only wear one solid gold shirt at a time that's what I always say
00:42:50
yeah I have solid diamond shoes on they're really heavy and I I have a i
00:42:57
planner fasciitis what a go yeah but it's worth it okay one last one or you want you have anything we didn't get to
00:43:04
Dana um give me a topic let's improvise give
00:43:11
us a topic oh no well the Muppet should reenact that oh The Muppets should
00:43:17
reenact that oh let's see this one okay this girl uh oh yeah this is funny she's
00:43:22
bragging about something that did that went viral I think it's funny with volume
00:43:30
okay she goes people be like why is she famous all she does is imitate seagulls can you
00:43:38
can [Music] you it's funny she brags about it can
00:43:47
you that music is so funny it makes anything funny there's a guy that does it I'll show you next week that does
00:43:52
that music and he uses it so effectively I'll show it but I like can you can you
00:43:59
yeah I can't do seagulls I can do a
00:44:05
pterodactyl that's pretty
00:44:12
good I can do I can do Carrie
00:44:18
Grant oh I used to do this this do technology went away with being able to
00:44:24
do the oldfashioned rotary phone oh that's really
00:44:30
good no one knows what you're doing but it's very good that shows you technology
00:44:35
I'm showing know we're doing good [ __ ] if people damn I do Kevy Grant and not
00:44:41
if he was if you're when you're born is a big deal so Carrie Grant was born he was Peak Handsome when movies came in
00:44:48
and they had cameras and screens he was born in 1820 in Prussia he would have
00:44:54
been frustrated I can't believe it it's 1820 and I'm in Prussia and all I could
00:44:59
do is rake this stupid G if only there was a way to blow my head up I'm incredibly handsome with an incredible
00:45:06
voice and people can watch me all over the world what the [ __ ] is
00:45:11
Russia we could call it Russia in 1820 get back to work get yes it's it's
00:45:18
German it's in that it's in that General Prussia area I ruined your whole bit get back to work comat Grand I don't want to
00:45:25
get to work I want someone to [ __ ] he's like Dr less and wild wild west that he thinks of a possibility of movies but he
00:45:33
doesn't know how to express it dude I ran into Borat Sasha the other day and I
00:45:38
it takes everything in your in your body not to go I like I mean how many times
00:45:45
does people see the real Sasha on the street and you have to do a Bor out impression it's too funny yeah what was
00:45:51
his voice it's I like to go poopy and vag is this where I put poopy in my
00:45:57
country wife like you uh prostitute go for good money you not so much yes so
00:46:05
you so and I see you must do pro the prostitution here and you be me pay you
00:46:13
money for sexual activity like in my home country grass Kazakhstan yeah Kazakhstan yeah he
00:46:22
buys a car and he goes where's the [ __ ] magnet and they go well it doesn't really have a [ __ ] magnet it's they
00:46:28
said this car is a [ __ ] magnet I want Sasha to
00:46:33
do that's funny I want Sasha to do a Borat two did he do two or three did two
00:46:40
he'll do three yeah do three he's just got to find a place where people have never don't know it yeah if they don't
00:46:46
if they know if you're a hidden camera comedian and you get too famous you got to really go to Alaska and try to I
00:46:52
think they're doing punk again I just heard that you that and um that's tough CU they don't want that out there of
00:46:58
course I just blab he should take the character to Alaska with and go to eskimos so do you make the eagloo with
00:47:05
the ice thanks for coming Dana um uh my pleasure all right check it out we'll
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check you out later good night Cleveland this has been a presentation
00:47:18
of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade
00:47:23
Jenna Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg hope you liked it
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