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Bill Mah good friend of uh mine and yours Dana um has a great show a lot of
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opinions talks about a lot of interesting things and uh one thing on the side note I didn't tell him is a lot
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of times on Twitter they have just Snippets of the show from the night before and so I get to watch little
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chunks if I do miss it and that's kind of a that's kind of a plus because I get to see little snip of like here's what
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he thought about this here's an interview with this so but great time all just bunch of comedians cracking up
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again as usual I like that a a lot of laughs in this one and you know and he talks about his early days a little bit
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stuff like that and we talk about the Golden Globes oh yeah we did get into just just on and um and Bill always has
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something interesting to say and he talks about honesty as sort of his his superpower uh he's very you know he's
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blunt but I I was on his show in the 90s a bunch of times Politically Incorrect I
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haven't been on real time as much but uh we've known him a long time we meaning
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comedians all know each other from The Improv and Comedy Store go back he's had
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basically the same job since 1993 it's unbelievable I yeah I don't know how
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much time off but basically it's it's a just a connected thing it's a straight run of a hit show yeah whatever version
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of it but it's all about the same version it's it's bananas and uh he's been up for 40
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Ms that's how we put it 40 em nominations is an achievement in itself
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yeah crazy that's extraordinary and he talks he was going to be a sitcom actor we talk about that in the 80s and then
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how we how we evolved as a comic and and then we just goof around and do a lot of stuff I did a few Dennis Miller
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Impressions which he loves always a hit always a home run I tried to ask a real question toward the end and he made fun
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of me so remember that he goes who wrote that question I
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go Bill I'm oh yeah that sounds like a producer and then Greg was turning bright red I could see in the it wasn't
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I was just want to say God you say so much [ __ ] on your show what could they po did they ever
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just say stay away from that because you know a lot of these talk shows are like do not talk about this do not talk about
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that he's got a pretty pretty big leash but there's a couple times certain things got a little controversial you
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guys can look it up spank you can look it up yeah all right well let's let him hear it uh we had a really good time
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with bilar Bill [Music]
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Mah which one is Jason B you're you're our third this is when
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Club random and and this one goes under this is our podcast let's let's get let's our chemistry together now that
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would be awesome okay we're on because I don't like to waste any of my charm talking to you guys when we're not
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actually on we're recording everything's recorded and this dude I do phoner
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interviews bill just just part of it but and then they go hey zuk crew and I go okay they go how you been D how you been
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David you got a big show coming up and I go yeah and they go first time in Denver and I go no I've been there they're like
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honk honk and then they go and then after I'm exhausted they go okay we're going to put you on in about 2 minutes we're going to patch you in I know wait
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wait this isn't it what the [ __ ] going on and then you hear them talking about you it's it's very creepy I don't like
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did you you love doing morning radio during your early days right Bill early days yeah very early I haven't done that
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I mean that's one thing I I have on my list of things wait wait I have a list
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because I'm not I I just did my probably my last standup show impossible that's
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and that no no no that's my special I know is anyone else seeing this on HBO this Friday because we're out Wednesday
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yeah yeah okay so but I you know among the things that
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I will not miss is the interview with Fartman and [ __ ]
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Jack right Bartman that was uh that was Howard Howard Stern well whatever you
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know Tommy and the bull there was always a guy and an animal Tommy and the bull
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right I mean David Spade is much more of a warrior than I am I mean he will still do that and do any sort of show anywhere
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I mean he'll do it outside for he's just amazing yeah because my
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manager's name is Mark geritz yeah mine makes all go I think it's a nice little run Spade likes Money Dana doesn't like
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money well it doesn't make me do it and not making me do it anymore I mean I will miss it and I love it but uh you
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know there's a there's a time it's better to leave a party a little early than a little late I feel um and I that
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that's you know among the things I will not miss it's it's that those talking to I mean some I've done many newspaper
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interviews but who the [ __ ] reads a newspaper anymore uh with people who are actually quite bright and pleasant to
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talk to but the morning Zoo guys no that that's just outrageous what's the main
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thing they would ask you that was uh would would be annoying or assume something about you the real Bill
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Mah um you know that I have a thing for black women or something like that
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that's insane well little who doesn't I I I
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love every woman you just it's ridiculous to like say I have some sort of fetish but that they're not
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interested in the things I'm interested in which are you know politics and what's really going on and something
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with a little intellectual nutrition to it they want to talk about stupid [ __ ]
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like that nutrition yeah there you go bill when you get on the phone there's you're going to hear a robot voice that's our sidekick you're going to hear
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a parakeet and then you're going to hear Bobo he's in for Zip Zip he's an
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animatronic monkey don't be alarmed oh yeah oh I've done it
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all we were just saying that some of these corporate gigs are kind of fun because you go out there they're not
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super fun but they can be okay can be okay I think we all do those and I no no
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no no you don't do those anymore again may I reiterate You're such more of a warrior than I am you'll do anything uh
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I'll do only I would I yeah I get offered these corporate gigs and I've been I've been there it's true I've been
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I've been there enough to know what the problem is here there there's corporations right and they have a
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corporate mentality which I do not okay so right away the premises are not going to please them I'm a pot smoking atheist
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I'm just wrong to begin with for this crowd so if they don't love the premise they're probably not going to like the
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joke now there's some stuff especially in the last 5 10 years when the left has gone off the deep end that I do plenty
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of stuff that will make conservatives left because the left deserves it also now but corporate gigs uh I remember
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when I did a few of them here's the problem somebody on the entertainment committee is my fan so they're like
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let's get bill marah here everybody will love him well everybody won't love him in the company you do and you think
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everybody in the company is so [ __ ] hip they always when I say no oh no our company is different no it's not you
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think your company is different and it's full of a bunch of hip people but it's not it's full of a bunch of insurance
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salesmen and they're going to [ __ ] make my life miserable and there's no amount of money that can make that you
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know when you're this age every day has to be a good day and a day when I'm
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talking to a bunch of corporate people at noon is not a good day is this true
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bill because I I've been doing corporates for a long time not as many as I used to and that's why they pay you
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so much because they know it's difficult but they did say to you and they didn't say this in a snarky way they go well
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bill was Bill was different and we said bill you know no f-bombs okay and then
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apparently bill went up there and said how the [ __ ] is everybody doing tonight which I then I I I loved you even more
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because that's what you all want we all want to do but then you know yeah the last the last one I did you know the guy
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from the corporation is the one who introduces you and does an intro and
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sometimes tries to be funny and my opening line was Jesus Christ that guy was [ __ ]
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terrible because he was and they all laugh because they know it too uh but
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it's just see you can do it Dana because you you're not doing stuff that's going to offend either side you know you could
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do your Genius well I'm a I'll do just Impressions I me I don't care I'll just be the you know I I would do a corporate
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date that's specific to that you know and even when you do like your brilliant Joe Biden which I loved every week and
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come on far more people today and make more bills and not gonna be able to get my bills
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back where am I what's going on I love you did good Joey go ahead I love when
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David was on when you were the church lady too that was great to see you guys together we wanted from the beginning we
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thought I thought and David thought it'd be funny if he just played Hunter Biden we don't know why it was just David as
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Hunter Biden and then the opportunity came up and it ended up being not Biden
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you know Joe Biden with Hunter Biden but it was we got him on there it was great no I was always curious to why they
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never had anyone play Hunter Biden they sort of right it was just sort of ripe for the Pickins I thought maybe a hot
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tub talk show where guests and girls in the you know if you want to get into
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that and I know this we can we can say anything we have editing capability in case any anything
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funny you say but go ahead I pitched a hunter Joe
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yeah let's let's end a career today shall we no but as far as like uh you
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mentioned like why didn't they do that how about why didn't they make fun of
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kamala's husband when he got Meed like it's it's it is amazing the way
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this country is so partisan uh including in the media and the entertainment parts
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of it that when something happens for your team that's bad it's like you know
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it's like the angel of death just flying over the house on Passover like we don't see a thing here because you know Doug
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mhof was credibly accused of things that other people have been accused of yeah
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and well that wasn't plastered everywhere it was well it was certainly out there it was out there know I'm saying and and
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you know again it was as credible as many other accusations I've heard you
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know uh but somehow it was just Andy Samberg as oh funny kind of dorky
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dog and it's just wrong you know if you're gonna make fun of people go go
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both sides don't don't play that game I don't like that I was surprised in many
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ways that you know I was ready when I first did Biden out there I just thought
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you know because he'd been a hot oven for a long time to what line are you
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making fun of Dementia or whatever so what I was ready for a Heckler in the
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live audience and I was ready to say get your fact straight Jack I had a I had a
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comeback just in case but they went for it because I guess he wasn't running anymore but the the rules all changed
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after Biden was no longer the nominee they became a lot looser with it so I
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caught a lucky wave I think well also nobody else really got how to make them
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funny and so they had to go they they had to go to the bullpen they had to go
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to the old school old cast member had to had to bring in uh bring
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in the old horse I was like the guy from the 8S is going to come back secretar is
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running yeah but I thought the toys were all there to pick up and by the way and
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guess what the fact of the matter is I thought they were all there and that the the whisper and the yelling yeah guess
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what I wrote the Bill because I know how to aride bills but I get no one did them so I I took that's right it was all
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there but that's always the case with comedy isn't it when you hear some guy uh or woman do a great joke and you go
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oh yeah that observation was there for me to make right in front of me that's
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why you don't want to watch comedians right I you don't watch a lot of St because of that correct I assume yeah
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yeah it's a busman's holiday and also most of them are not funny enough to make me LOL like you guys do so you know
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if if there's no lol in it for me you know I mean it's
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sometimes it's relevant or it's you know breaking new ground I don't give a [ __ ] about that it's like a you know a record
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review when an album comes out and they like write it's like is the good is the music good do I care that this is
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[ __ ] changing music first of all it's not there's so many notes and they're doing it I I just want to feel good okay
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I'm just a young man in the 22nd row uh there's nothing like it that's
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why Sebastian really stood out to me 10 years ago when he came out manasul and
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was just [ __ ] funny I mean right no there's lots of funny people out there
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now uh but there's also a lot of like oh this is really you know emotionally
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satisfying okay specials you see and you go is this
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a stand-up comedy special and it's more like a therapy session or something you
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go okay this is different that's what I'm talking about and look this is there are people watching this now saying oh
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these three old guys yeah these idiots and our day was so much better you know
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they don't get it no we get it I get what you're doing it's just we have a different um we were raised at a
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different time look I could sugarcoat it but we're tougher and we're not even that [ __ ] tough we're just tougher
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than we're not Marines or anything you know we're baby we're Baby Boomers they thought we were soft and weak but
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compared to the generation that's came after us and so they like all this like
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uh stuff that's about emotions and emo and feeling good and sharing and uh you
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know feeling safe you know to us it's like could we just have the jokes we just here to have that feel and I don't
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think that's ever going to change I think people really still when they go out to see a comedy show they want their
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stomach to hurt at the end of it that's what I've always tried to do yeah you have a the the Jeff Alman came up a
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while back I think it was with Leno just where are those guys I mean that just big funny
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extroverts just being ridiculous Bruce baby man bomb Bruce BB funny can I tell
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you a Jeff Alman story for the millions of people who well first explain who Jeff Alman was pink lady and Jeff uh you
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you do that I okay a comedian ' 80s 90s on Letterman a lot and he was just a big
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funny silly always made me laugh and Fred Silverman who at the time was the
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biggest mocker in TV I guess was NBC he gave him a show when he was kind of an
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unknown comic called pink lady and Jeff and it was Jeff with two young Japanese
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women who I'm not sure spoke English maybe was the joke I don't know you know what you could do back then with people
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of a different ethnicity than you who didn't speak English was unlimited so I it could have but it would lasted like
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two shows and that was bad for him and it wasn't really his fault you know he was offered
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a prime time show on a major Network at the time when there's only three or four networks yeah it's a big deal yeah it
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was a big deal but but okay so here's the story um I was out with him one night I mean this is probably the 90s
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when I was out a lot we were young and I don't know we were coming from the Playboy Mansion or something I don't
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know we weren't doing that but we were on we were walking with two girls I I
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don't remember if they were girlfriends or people we just met or I don't know homeless we but we were walking on
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Sunset Boulevard I think it was sunset yes we're walking like like long way
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like like a long way to get to another bar probably I'm sure that's what it was
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so at one point for no reason Jeff just breaks out running like as fast as he
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can ahead of us and that alone was funny and and like
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four block four blocks later we're walking along and I look to the side and
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there's a little doorstep going down toward the door and there he is pretending to be passed out in the door
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hell you know just he just the commitment to that to run ahead and wait
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passed out on the just so that when I came upon him it would get a laugh that was Jeff Alman to
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me I'm sure still around if he's listening right now Jeff oh yeah yeah when I started the Improv the board that
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chalk board up there was like Bill maybe some Jeff Alman maybe some Belzer uh oh
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yeah Leno remember your at the clubs at The Improv Club on Melrose when I first
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started all these guys were great everybody was funny and I was trying to warm my way in be light of question for
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you serious question did you get one of those uh medal of freedoms the other day they were passing out uh yeah I did and
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uh I put it with the others I mean I have a draw full but I could always use more yeah um no I I'm
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not uh I'm not what they call award
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bait what' you think of the uh Golden Globes Golden Globes the Golden
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Globes uh I think it's an ongoing thing of like how many people
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have seen the movies uh um oh exactly problem I thought it was a tutorial in
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why Trump won the election well but but no really why is
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that so funny it is because I want to hear I want to hear because no one was really too political there was a couple
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like in these troubled times but nothing super overt no but it's just it's first
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of all the fact that they have a special award for I don't know what they call it
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Blockbuster or it's like office or something movies people like yeah which
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actually used to be what an award show was movies people like and saw but Danny
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you're right I mean so many I watched it as an instructive because I just was
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familiarized with so many movies and TV shows that I had never heard of or barely heard of some I want to see I
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want to see the Jesse I Eisenberg one because I love him and I think he does great stuff and that looks fun and
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there's a few other but yeah and it's just like this other world that the you
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know that the what the right would call the leftist elitists and they're not completely wrong about that that they
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live in this world and uh everybody else lives in this other world and you know I
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I know during the election the Democrats were like if we can just get Taylor Swift to endorse Joe this will put him
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over the top and you know they got every big star and I think it actually hurt
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because people don't look at these celebrities like oh they're just like us they're not just like you they have no
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idea what life is like real life and it a show like this it comes across that way and it just makes people go oh [ __ ]
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these people and and their insular World um you know I also yeah I was just the
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thinking about movie actors and where else do we praise people with that kind
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of hyperbole his performance is nothing short of a miracle right really and and
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everyone is and everyone who like puts on a fake nose is brave you know like
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it's a was a brave perform a brave performance is the Battle of fujia okay that was Brave just just ugly yourselfa
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Beach was Brave you know ugly yourself up for a movie that's not brave it would
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be it would be brave if you're going to permanently stay ugly but you're not you know disfigure yourself yeah but I
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thought our girl Nikki did great yeah n she did great this is not an easy room
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and uh she great jokes boys yeah I think
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uh I would like to see her do it again because uh she aired correctly on the
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side of this isn't a roast exactly okay these people slight
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caution yeah these are all a bunch of Divas in this room uh you know don't make the mistake
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that Joe Coy I think did the year before and you know like don't ever like blame
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them they're perfect oh no no you never turn no they're the a-listers I would
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like to see her do it like again and again because uh I read her uh interview
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about it and she said she wanted to be like Tina Fay and Amy polar who did great with it but I want to see her be
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Ricky deres but she does not have the stature yet and she's correct in assessing that I told her that you don't
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have the stature yet she knows this uh you have to have stature I mean Ricky when he did it he was all he was one of
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them he was first of all he had [ __ ] you money he was a big producer he had done lots of you know the office alone made
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him very rich highly respected highly respected and just the attitude of I don't give a [ __ ] if you ask me back on
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this show or not I'm going to I'm going to take the piss out of you people and he and I'm G to be drunk when I do it
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that's what I want to see on the Golden Globes now she's not ready to do that yet and she made the right decision not
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to but I'd love to see her do it someday I never get tired of that because I'll click on Ricky D so I get the YouTube
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shorts and his speech and I don't know if it was his last one he's got the beer you know nothing you are nothing right
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just come up get your little award thank your [ __ ] god or something like that I mean it was so not television uh but I
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think it was his last one and I'm interested in celebrity net worth only because of how it would affect the mind
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of the performer and if you have a 100 million net you live in a little village in England you're like you know I'm I'm
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still dancing for my Donuts you know I don't uh I'd like to feel that one day
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I like last night when the brutalist guy goes uh brutalist the guy goes uh
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brutalist he goes they always he says give directors the Final Cut which fair enough and then he go by the way it's
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three and a half hours so he's like they all said it wouldn't be a hit I'm like it's literally made $1 million
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worldwide and the people are scratching their heads going I mean it's a hit I mean you won this so this is the
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illusion it's the biggest hit in the world I I I only got through the first two two thirds of it what one the
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brutalist then it really picks up brutalist I think brutalist took people
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tell me that wait Dana when I watch this when I watch a show on Netflix and they go the first seven episodes are [ __ ]
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right I go what are you still doing there get the [ __ ] out like go ahead D I like land man the the thing that blew me
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away you know was Adrien Brody right great actor he's done he's very serious
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guy super likable like an open wound brilliant actor and then with no
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judgment his wife was with Harvey Weinstein and then went to Adrien
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Brody what that's a pretty big leap that's a different kind of husband well
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okay can I defend that no I just explain no no I I mean I talked to Adrien and
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his his girlfriend I don't know if they're married um Geor is it yes I'm I'm sure she's Lely I would just go she
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got a really nice guy now Harvey was tough yeah but she I don't think she
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knew Harvey was doing what he was doing when she was with him and as soon as she found out she was in a camp so I talked
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to them at the Oscar party the Vanity Fair Oscar party I think two years ago H they couldn't have been nicer and it
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seemed you know it would seemed like a genuinely uh good relationship so I mean I don't I don't know if there's anything
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there there because again explains it that explains it I don't think she nobody nobody was talking
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about Harvey onstein until it broke you know I mean I did you know I didn't know
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I I mean he was always nice to me as John lber used to say about OJ he was always nice to me I wasn't
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thinking so much of the the that is what he used to say by the
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way he was always nice to me he never slit my throat okay never killed me just
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as a type I wasn't thinking so much about the the sexual escapades it's just a type just a cuz we we knew Harvey was
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an aggressive kind of bulldog and and Adrian's a sensitive soul from afar um
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so that's just an interesting dichotomy but neither one of them is like um traditionally
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handsome because women are deeper than we are so they go for something yeah
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thank God didn't Aristotle Onasis that was his first line to a woman was I'm an
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ugly man okay okay right that was his first line but yeah but I second line
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was I'm a rich one this is the USS Aristotle yeah he wasn't that bad I
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mean you know Jackie yeah he had well first of all we only got to know him
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when he was old you know I never knew about him until he married Jackie O right I mean that's what sort of put him
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on the put him on the map you know me and I think what he offered her was
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something she was looking for an island you know hi I'd like yes to hide
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from the paparazzi and so forth totally women are more evolved than we are well
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you also yeah bill I could not agree more were there some of these movies and
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TV shows I saw that Challengers was which I saw me too like it I don't know
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if it was a comedy or musical but I understand it either but I liked it it was I liked it and I think they go it'd
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be great to have Zena here I think that's the true with a lot of people that were there a lot of it yeah no
00:28:08
listen is great she was great oh she's great everything but and she should be there now could they just make a
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category for Challengers like they did with the box office one well why why is the bear up against
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only murders in the building I mean why is Martin Short up against Jeremy Allen
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White go but go back what won I don't know what won I haven't seen okay good question he usually wins Jeremy Allen no
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who what won the best movie the best movie okay what you don't know either
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what won anything the brutalist didn't the brutalist win the best okay what what is the brutalist
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about it's got Jesus Christ grade all the sudden
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here suddenly the pop quiz from the let me see I'm GNA look it
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up a Google guy to do it that's me oh good Dennis Miller's here Billy Mah
00:29:06
gotta love Billy Mah you know the perennial teenager thing working out for you you know got the man cave with the
00:29:14
pool table how's that cir Troy donu Motif you know the the youth oh never end no I
00:29:24
love Dennis and he is he's one of the [ __ ] funniest humans Well you certainly are
00:29:31
when you when you parody oh I love doing him and he he improves my vocabulary okay got a little tissue in the back
00:29:38
there in case he gets a little watery eye over that medication he needs every
00:29:43
other day at this point that's you in your in your funny impressions all right
00:29:48
I'm going to read you some winners guys oh great okay
00:29:53
drama wait musical or comedy motion picture they should have covering their
00:29:58
bases here that must have been Wicked oh no was Amelia Perez it be
00:30:04
[ __ ] Wicked ohz won everything Wicked got the best big you know well it's
00:30:10
always a cont commcial film it's always a contest to be which can be the most um
00:30:16
virtue signaling and politically correct which is again why Trump W because people just want entertainment so like
00:30:23
even though Wicked I didn't see Wicked but I know uh someone who's in her 20s
00:30:29
and went to see it with someone who's like uh I think her sister or something who's like you know a teenager and the
00:30:36
teenager didn't even like it and thought it was too preachy Wicked yeah Wicked
00:30:42
Barbie this year what is it is it well I haven't seen it but that was the report from a 18-year-old girl too preachy and
00:30:51
uh you know it just okay so I don't know maybe it's not maybe what is Amelia perz about ah good question that was my next
00:30:58
question about a woman named Amelia Perez that's the limit of Amelia aart
00:31:05
yeah Spanish okay I also was was different man the one you're talking about with Jesse Eisenberg see that one
00:31:12
I I oh okay if that's Jesse's movie then uh I want to see that but I i' not
00:31:17
really been familiarized with it and I don't know what that's about yeah you're really nailing these got the sidekick
00:31:24
one of the Cen Brothers won yes he did one of the listen to you Grandpa Karen
00:31:32
C guess who knew the culen brothers back in 199 yeah Kieran was my he was like my
00:31:38
shadow when when his brother was hosting is that right yeah because I I saw some
00:31:43
activity with his father and I I knew what was going on and I had the same kind of you're like Michael Jackson
00:31:50
Corner the other one wait wait I'm interested what what was going on I just saw you know my friend and I have this
00:31:57
phrase the phrase of an insecure man a hurting Cowboy so I saw that his dad was
00:32:03
a hurting Cowboy he suddenly was yeah was it that his name and I could tell
00:32:09
that was a rough that was a rough Dad to have you know and uh what what is the
00:32:14
cowboy meaning a hurting Cowboy insecure an insecure man I've always told anyone
00:32:21
there's nothing more dangerous than a man with alcohol in him who's insecure after midnight right I would
00:32:29
yeah mhm back to the fun stuff guys um let go let's go back all right where
00:32:36
that's bill will be happy now Wicked did come through they had a they had to make one up that's cinematic box office
00:32:42
achievement obviously you just look in the paper what made the most money okay right that's all that is yeah yeah uh a
00:32:50
oh Zoe Salon One supporting actress and Emilia PR I saw that and you know I'm
00:32:56
sure she's a lovely person but like again the the level to which these
00:33:01
people are seduced by winning a little trophy is something I mean just the
00:33:07
speeches well just the overflowing emotion that like oh my God you like me and you gave me this Trophy and they're
00:33:14
just overcome it's just it's very hard to watch I see I couldn't watch a show like this in real time I taped it and
00:33:21
then watched it in the bathtub with the uh clicker I mean with the remote being able to zip through the things that I
00:33:27
just can't take and the things I just can't take are the speeches and also
00:33:33
speech the speeches and also the little patter that they give the presenters before they so I had to I just I can't
00:33:40
do it so I I had to go through those and then I got to oh and this this is what the nominees are and it educated me on
00:33:47
all these shows that I will never see close captioning is tough to get through sometimes because I read what they're
00:33:54
saying and I'm like oof what is the brutalist about it's about I told you
00:33:59
there's something about the immigrating to America and the
00:34:05
difficulties of that experience just immigration is a big year I mean that right that's a good one
00:34:13
uh another reason why Trump won because these people think unlimited open
00:34:19
Porters is what we should be championing and Americans kind of don't agree with that including uh people of color who
00:34:26
voted more for Trump than they ever did for a republican but okay majority of Latino men but for whatever reason yeah
00:34:34
well for whatever majority I mean no but over 50% yeah Democrats are gotta be yeah and
00:34:41
they keep digging their hole bigger because they don't get it that they keep talking about you know oppression and
00:34:47
there is oppression of course but most of these people were saying you know what it's oppressive to me the price of
00:34:52
eggs yeah okay that's what's oppressing me deal with that yeah the ones right in
00:34:58
front of me the eggs so they're expensive no such say inflation's under
00:35:05
control remember when gas prices started going up and he's saying this stuff that's talked about in the back room
00:35:10
this could be a good thing H transition to away for fossil
00:35:16
fuels bill I swear you could have jumped into that metal of Freedom ceremony and he would have noticed this throw it
00:35:22
around your neck he was out of it this guy did some [ __ ] there you go now okay next is it is
00:35:29
it true you have 40 nominations but not a win correct and I think that really
00:35:35
says more about them than me but let's move on I blame G well yeah it's impossible to win now you're the wrong
00:35:42
Moore uh won for the substance actress in a musical or comedy was that a
00:35:47
musical or comedy was it okay I saw that one okay go now uh really hard to watch because have
00:35:55
you seen it uh me off it they said you wouldn't be able to handle it I couldn't
00:36:00
hand I I literally was watching it through my fingers because it becomes it's so over the top with what they do
00:36:08
to her uh it's about it's a a good idea and there are parts of it I liked uh but
00:36:15
it was just too hard to watch the she uh is a woman who of a certain age who
00:36:21
wants to recapture Youth and then there's some thing that somebody invented uh that she can
00:36:28
e right and like she leaves her old self lying in the closet for a week and the
00:36:34
new version of her goes out and then she gets hooked on it and wants to you have
00:36:40
to do it in a certain way she [ __ ] it up so then she becomes this grotesque
00:36:45
figure and they just take it to a degree that's just to for me it was too much
00:36:52
but I get the idea the idea yeah yeah and of course uh you know it was made
00:36:57
making a comment about how we uh judge older people by their looks and that's
00:37:03
not right you know applause applause and I get it it's not right but we do it and
00:37:10
to me that's all ass backwards because if you were really mature what you would understand is that life is a series of
00:37:16
tradeoffs when you're young you're stupid and beautiful and then you get older and you get smarter and worse
00:37:23
looking and mature people throughout the ages in all cultures have just accepted Ed that not us not us we have to be sexy
00:37:30
until you're a million years old and anyone says different is bad I'm luy
00:37:36
they're not just wrong they're bad yeah they're bad they're bad people well to me first of all could not look any
00:37:43
better I mean for being in this movie uh about looking good she looks great who
00:37:48
to me more yeah but she doesn't look like she's 25 no which is the point of
00:37:54
the movie is that we she actually a different plays her right yeah yes of
00:38:01
course yeah that's the point yeah it's Margaret KW who is 25 you know I did
00:38:07
kind of like her speech because she has been you know the idea that I thought I
00:38:13
was kind of done really done you know so that was unexpected no I Loved Her
00:38:18
speech that's one speech I watched and it was great first of all it was in control it was it was planned she had a
00:38:25
little thing to say it was the and she said I love the part she said uh
00:38:30
some producer told me a long long time ago you're you're a popcorn actress yeah you know you'll do well in movies that
00:38:37
make money but no you're not going to win Awards that's and uh so I thought
00:38:42
that was that was terrific you know what's funny is first of all I think she's great second of all I just want
00:38:47
someone in a speech to go you know what someone told me once you're going to be great they never mention that it's
00:38:53
always the one guy that told you'll never make it but there's a lot of
00:38:58
way that say you'll probably be
00:39:04
great did you have that bill I mean you're you're did you have a struggle where they didn't know what to do with
00:39:10
you because you you were in a you were in a half hour sitcom first right before
00:39:15
becoming doing real time are you one of the Pink Ladies I did four sitcoms four
00:39:21
that made it to air yeah I think so I did I did Sarah with Jina Davis uh I did
00:39:28
Hard Knocks one of the first sitcoms on Showtime uh I was two mismatch
00:39:34
detectives if you could believe a thing like that I'm in were you were you in
00:39:39
the show called I think it's I've had just about enough of you was that you no I never heard I just made that up but go
00:39:46
ahead titles are funny Bill Mah is heart knock all right I was in bringing up
00:39:51
chunky I was the neighbor no and then I did and then I
00:39:56
did one with Sam Kennison I can't remember the name of that
00:40:02
wow year uh I don't know right before he died because he was a heroin addict who
00:40:08
kept everybody waiting for hours while he sobered up I wanted I want to see the script where in parentheses after Sam it
00:40:14
says in parentheses screams this next line yeah every line is in all
00:40:21
caps so was that your dream you weren't thinking about hosting the Tonight Show or anything you were thinking
00:40:27
show no I did not host it I've been on it you know like I don't know 40 times
00:40:33
or something but um no I I always wanted to do pretty much what I'm doing but
00:40:41
when I started like I think a lot of this the template was well you get on
00:40:46
The Tonight Show you do your little six minutes little monkey goes out there and makes people laugh with good clean good
00:40:53
clean material and then right and then get a a sitcom like like Robin Williams
00:41:00
did and Roseanne Freddy Prince Billy yeah well you know that was a little
00:41:07
before my time even bigger the idea is that you're G to get a sitcom based on
00:41:12
you being a comedian sometimes based on who you actually are as a comedian but you and that's what happened to me I did
00:41:19
my my my four or five tonight shows I got on a big show a sitcom with on NBC
00:41:25
that was on after family it was a big thing with a big producer Gary David
00:41:31
Goldberg that was yeah so that was so that put me on that path and then I did
00:41:37
you know okay so I'm that funny guy I can do DC cab and I can do you know
00:41:42
these you know funny little movies and so that was really how I spent the 80s
00:41:47
and it was you know but it's okay because I would not have had the gravitas in my 20s to do a show about
00:41:55
politics who's going to listen to somebody that age you shouldn't uh so it was it came out just pretty much the way
00:42:02
it should have and the technology so cable TV was starting and going and then
00:42:07
that's then that expanded there weren't places to do a a talk show besides the
00:42:13
major networks in the 80s right so yeah I mean when I went on with Politically Incorrect in
00:42:19
1993 um Comedy Central yeah Comedy Central and that was the right place
00:42:25
yeah for the show like that that was you know had nothing to lose and you could
00:42:30
put a guy on Little controversy yeah they like super cheap to make just get
00:42:37
some chairs yeah me very cheap at the time were you cheap at that time okay
00:42:42
very cheap when did you first get rich like you don't have to tell a number when did you first get a big big
00:42:48
paycheck and kind of went holy [ __ ] well I thought uh when I did that first
00:42:54
sitcom I remember my salary was 7 ,500 a week uh previously had been my
00:43:01
yearly earnings of course as a comedian a little more than that yearly but maybe not really when I lived in New York so
00:43:08
that was that was like 1984 that was my second year out here and you know to to
00:43:14
jump up to that was huge you know I immediately went to a store called
00:43:20
Maxwell's which was like this a loser this do you know this store sounds
00:43:27
funny the guy gets money goes right to Maxwells it it was this clothing store I think it was on Melrose or Robertson and
00:43:34
it was like where rock stars went and all the clothes were unique and hysterically awful if you saw them today
00:43:42
but you know I could I could buy a a sport code for $1,500 or something that
00:43:47
was ridiculous but you know I never was able to do that before yeah w i that was the salary I
00:43:55
got for one of the boys with Mickey Rooney and Nathan Lan in 1981 in New York my first sitcom yeah Mickey Rooney
00:44:02
Mickey Rooney to boy that takes you back to work with a guy who was able to portray an Asian
00:44:09
person 196 in a movie and no one objected he probably got an award for it
00:44:16
and with buck te it was such a chewing on a log or something eating Cricket
00:44:21
protest stereotype I can't even do it but Jerry Lewis did it too by the way in
00:44:28
a crazy story that ties in uh Bill and Dana we have the same management and he
00:44:34
says one time I go up for a sitcom and they want me so bad they say
00:44:40
uh we're gonna um audition you to the network and then seven people for the
00:44:47
other guy I was like [ __ ] yeah so I of course make my deal for like $25,000 for
00:44:53
pilot so I'm basically spending the money so I go there and the first read they go great the second read they go
00:44:59
maybe a little more energy on this one third read they go new guy with me they go maybe a little less energy on this
00:45:06
now I see them sweating and they go maybe we'll just for laugh switch parts just to mix things up just just you read
00:45:12
his he'll read your oh and I I by the way I see nothing wrong I'm like cool I'm I'm adaptable I don't realize
00:45:18
there's places on fire and so I finish I go to see Mark gett our manager and I
00:45:24
walk in he goes all the people that just made 40 $30,000 at a Pilot take one step
00:45:30
forward not so fast Spade really that's how he told me I go what are you talking about he goes how
00:45:36
did you ruin that you were the only one up for your part I go I can tell you I can tell you exactly
00:45:43
how because I remember those days and not fondly but here's the here's the deal you go into read first and we're
00:45:49
Comics so we already have an advantage uh because before you get to read you
00:45:55
usually have a little chitchat with the writer producers um by the way I was so green when I started that I didn't
00:46:02
realize that the producers were the writers and one time I said to the producers who who wrote this [ __ ] not
00:46:09
realizing it was them but okay so we go in and be being Comics we can get them
00:46:16
laughing before we even start reading the [ __ ] so like we warm up the crowd
00:46:21
and then it's like oh we're we're laughing this guy's funny now we're going to read it you read it the first
00:46:26
time and you're funnier than the [ __ ] actors if it's a silly sitcom so you
00:46:32
kill so they bring you back but now they've heard you do it once so you do it again and they're still laughing but
00:46:39
you know it's kind of getting old and by the by the eth time they've brought you
00:46:44
back it just looks stale because they've heard you do it so much and then they bring in somebody who's not as good but
00:46:50
it's fresh the reading is fresh and and they look better and that's how heard
00:46:56
about your story that happened on the 405 on the way there six times so it's like that's not funny anymore now it's
00:47:02
just bill did you ever walk into an audition room and see sort of versions of yourself cuz case Point i' walk in
00:47:10
and see weak chin babyfaced and drous young
00:47:15
men women here's Bill's story go ahead here's my story about that I exactly
00:47:21
what you're talking about walked into one and Charles Fleer we we know Charles fler right yeah
00:47:29
okay how would you describe Charles fler oh my goodness eccentric Ecentric funny
00:47:35
he was Roger Rabbit Roger rabit yeah did
00:47:41
he was he the first one to do where he put the stool upside down I think maybe Rob did it later oh seating for four see
00:47:48
seating for four game in he put the stool upside turn just to upside down table for four yeah table for four came
00:47:55
in I thought that was Charlie but he had a he had a kind of a mad scientist look
00:48:00
about mad scientist crazy hair okay so I walk in and we have a little
00:48:06
conversation he goes okay Pricks over here nuts over here because like I was
00:48:11
always like the sarcastic the prick part and I was sitting with the Pricks and he was over there with the guy who's the
00:48:17
nut like that's what I said come had it had a prick and it had a nut when I did Sarah I remember the ad came out in TV
00:48:25
guide and it had the of is Gina Davis uh Academy Award nominee Alfrey Woodard
00:48:31
great Brunson pincho and me and a little description of who we were and under
00:48:36
mine it said the office creep so that's that's a good spinoff
00:48:43
that's what I was playing I was Marty the office creep well they're always they have crer someone to come in and be
00:48:49
funny that's usually the ones you try to get but yeah that's theer part the nut he's the nut I did a I did a pilot
00:48:57
with Kramer with um oh he did yeah what's his his real name Michael from
00:49:03
Seinfeld Michael yeah and called City Slickers I was the cop in the little
00:49:09
town and I was the straight man and he was the wacky New York oh he was a wacky
00:49:14
and you weren't uh no I was I was always cast as a straight man uh every pilot I
00:49:21
was on two TV shows one with James fantino I was straight man always a straight man always until know can I ask
00:49:28
something of you guys about aging here because like I'm just picturing people
00:49:33
watching this listening to this uh who are the age we were when we were
00:49:39
listening to I don't know Shey green and George Burns Don Rickles yes and just
00:49:46
first of all we we wanted to be Comics so we love those guys but the idea that
00:49:52
we're the old guys is just it just it's just mindblowing because in our minds
00:49:58
yes we're not we're not you know in our minds we're the same guys but I know people how can these guys have stories
00:50:05
about the 80s if they're not [ __ ] I remember hearing that Norm Crosby who
00:50:11
was maybe 56 at the time was bugging his manager Bernie Burstein really wanted a
00:50:16
sitcom and I I was I was thinking he at that age what does he expect at 56 get
00:50:23
the [ __ ] out of here I mean anybody in our age group when I went back to SNL
00:50:29
I'm riffing and talking to Marcelo he's 27 and we're just like peers working on
00:50:37
stuff and I'm I'm Grandpa age feel technically I'm I'm I'm old enough to be
00:50:43
the grand like who's James fantino and you're like oh uh he's a guy that but
00:50:48
you know I would love to have had a podcast if Carson afterwards quit the show had a podcast where he was real and
00:50:55
talking about stuff might have been really fun didn't exist yeah and you know at his height I think he was
00:51:02
getting 17 million a night for a show that went on at
00:51:08
11:30 um I mean a a year 17 million a night yeah yeah 17 million viewers I
00:51:15
think oh 17 million viewers yeah at least yeah not money yeah viewers which
00:51:20
is like I mean Prime Time Shows don't don't often get a tenth of that no uh
00:51:28
but but what if there were four million other talk shows on I know yeah you know
00:51:33
hard that's that's the difference between podcasting and broadcast television from that era if there were
00:51:39
four million people instead of just Allen thick trying to Dethrone Johnny but you might you might find this
00:51:45
interesting that the Baby Boomers for the first time you know when we grew up it was 18 to 49 for the advertisers
00:51:50
that's where the money is right and the Boomers have 78 trillion for the first time because the homes we escalated and
00:51:57
everything so we the money is being tilted toward us The Bachelorette and you know the golden Bachelor stuff like
00:52:04
that so it's kind of interesting that we're the rich demographic unfortunately for the young people they you know but a
00:52:11
lot of that money is being transferred to the younger Generations during the next 20 years so by the time the kids 57
00:52:18
he can buy a home well okay but but a lot of that money is just being passed out when especially when they're in
00:52:25
their 20s and and 30s so I know we're we're we're squares and everything's bad and we ruin the world but you know
00:52:31
they're not they're not saying no to the money I notice oh no well
00:52:41
[Music] we what in your poorest days just
00:52:46
describe your apartment how much was it did you have rabbit ears for a TV was it to live alone oh I I I was really poor
00:52:54
from um College really freshman year of college
00:53:00
until I moved out here I would say I really experienced what poverty was now
00:53:05
not to sound like shagy green or Alan King or guys in the old days but but I'm going to sound like it when I say but we
00:53:13
didn't know we were poor you know because we had because we had love uh
00:53:18
that's a good character you should do that I like that guy well okay but like
00:53:24
when I look back at College oh I live in slums my first year I lived in uh dorm 4
00:53:30
which was temporary housing built in 1945 which was still up in the 70s uh my
00:53:36
room was the size of a closet which I shared with somebody the bathroom was at the end of the hall and boy did that
00:53:41
stink on a Sunday night um uh Then I then there was itha New
00:53:47
York this is where I was at Cornell I mean you moved into you moved into a frat which I didn't want to do uh not
00:53:55
also of course was not even close to being invited but okay let's just say I let's just say I didn't want to do it uh
00:54:02
so you moved into college town which were slums I mean it was like Appalachia
00:54:07
up there and these slum the these toy slum yeah shout out to that these slum
00:54:14
Lords and they they they had this automatic supply of tenants because every year new college kids need a place
00:54:20
to live so they didn't have to make the places acceptable they were horrible
00:54:26
that's and then I moved to New York oh my God first I I lived on um in Spanish
00:54:32
Harlem I walked home every night at two in the morning from the clubs into a pretty rough neighborhood never was
00:54:39
bothered they looked at me and went this guy has nothing there is he's just got
00:54:45
the t-shirt on his back and there's no reason to try to Rob him and it was a
00:54:51
five floor walk up the the the bathroom it did have a bathroom but it was just
00:54:57
what they called a water closet it was just a hole with a chain where you could
00:55:03
you could take a dump no shower you sat in a tub in the kitchen with one of those attachments okay this is getting
00:55:10
good this is getting up there you got then then I had my first apartment on 8th Avenue over a bus stop uh it was at
00:55:19
least uh my own it was a you know a studio which means you know one little
00:55:25
room uh but you know that was and I used to live on the Blimpies that was across the
00:55:32
street it was a190 for a three cheese sub that's what so like I love that I
00:55:38
had that experience I Don't Remember Loving it at the time but um it's good
00:55:43
for you you know and I never I always had too much pride to ever ask I guess I
00:55:50
could have asked my parents for a little help they weren't doing too well at the time either but you know it was just it
00:55:57
was it just never entered my mind to like reach out because it was like no
00:56:03
let's just let's just Thug it out yeah and then how many years after your first
00:56:08
set did you make a living as a standup how long did it take you well okay so my my rent at the uh
00:56:17
shitbox on 8th Avenue it started out at 250 250 uh in 1980 or 79 or something and
00:56:26
then it was automatically Rose 99% a year so say I was paying like $300 um yeah I could make rent and
00:56:35
probably food was like another $100 a month so say my whole nut was
00:56:42
$500 okay by 1980 I was mcing at catcher Rising Star so you got $50 a night for
00:56:49
that and if I did maybe one or two out of town gigs I really wasn't ready for
00:56:55
that but I took some and it was terrible experiences when I bombed but okay
00:57:00
that's part of it so I could probably live and I also sold pot that was my
00:57:05
that was really how I lived so between the pot and the mcing yeah I could make my nut by
00:57:13
1980 nice bill I have a question about inspirational for children isn't
00:57:19
it uh bill on your show now on HBO what's that called again real time
00:57:26
and it comes back January 17th my special comes is on January 10th uh I
00:57:32
Friday January 10th question too do you I know there was uh an ABC you left
00:57:38
there eventually you go to I think it's straight to HBO you've been there ever since and is there any there must be
00:57:45
some things you get into that the ruffle feathers or is there just kind of
00:57:50
autonomy you do what you want who writes these questions for you because seriously
00:57:56
that I was just that sounds like some producer wrote that question no it's AI I just certainly certainly you don't
00:58:01
have a producer on the show I mean it's obious barely have me and Dana we buy the mics and the lights we do everything
00:58:08
this is the most dog [ __ ] lowend lowy yeah oh trust me we know but um but
00:58:16
that's what works that's what works about it it's no Club random that's a sweet thing you've got those eded
00:58:22
cameras I'll answer yeah he's like brandom's like The Bachelor they have like cameras on the way in and Camera we
00:58:30
introduce hey hey we you and I are the last two bachelors and by the way speaking of that I I think a great show
00:58:38
would be one of us mostly probably me uh doing the the golden Bachelor but like
00:58:46
our real lives not with an age appropriate woman cuz that's boring with
00:58:53
an age inappropriate woman because you know what the appropriate age for a relationship is one that works yeah look
00:59:00
at Bill bellich 73 and 20 they seem happy or share or Madonna exactly
00:59:10
Madonna they go for the 20s as well it seems to me and I want you to comment on this when women get
00:59:16
power they seem to go younger like men who get power go younger yeah absolutely
00:59:23
that happens Kate beckin sale when with Pete Davidson uh and I think a few other
00:59:29
younger guys and yeah I mean and when they do it and when they do it it's
00:59:35
empowering uh when men do it we're perverts good for her yeah I never felt
00:59:41
that I remember you said everyone wanted you to get married I go no one wants you get to get married people do married but
00:59:47
there are people who do but I would think it it's absurd and I also think that since women are wired differently
00:59:53
it's not like they're with someone wealthy and famous they're literally really attracted to the personality that
01:00:00
can that does stuff I mean it takes a lot of something to get where you're at
01:00:06
and that's that's attractive to a woman yes well as we were saying before
01:00:12
women are deeper um and we're going to keep telling ourselves that no uh
01:00:20
it's but don't you but don't you think that would be a great show the the golden Bachelor but you know with with
01:00:28
women that David and I are attracted to and that doesn't make us bad people I
01:00:34
keep getting into it well yeah I don't think it should be me or you but we should get a guy and
01:00:42
uh no it has to be a comedian it's funny has to be should have a
01:00:47
comedian anyway but yes and you know what the title of it is and this is from Mickey Rooney about because I asked him
01:00:53
how did you have sex with all those starlets you know 5 feet tall in 1940s he said quote money makes you
01:01:01
handsomer right true what was the line he had when he brought I think it was
01:01:07
Jane Mansfield up on the stage at an award show when he was right at tit
01:01:12
level and he had some great line milkers something like it's not bad
01:01:18
being short I forget what it was but it was it was a great moment I think we'd be more normal if we were if I was
01:01:25
married and divorced I would be more normal more usual yes never married you
01:01:31
know when did the phrase come up confirmed Bachelor when when is are you
01:01:38
guys yes in the in the old days that was a no seriously I think I said it about
01:01:43
myself code for for gay right yes that was a euphemism for gay just the way uh
01:01:49
in Hollywood a woman's director uh was uh code for a gay dor oh
01:01:57
I think I think George cuar for example but I if I'm wrong about that please don't he may have been the man most he-
01:02:05
manest of the guys I think that's who I'm talking about but there was ones who were you know gay directors and that was
01:02:12
a he was a woman's director you know they they were very Gentile in those days they didn't say things out
01:02:18
right I been described as a female comic whatever that
01:02:23
means that means I okay so Bill thanks for uh we can wrap him up he's a good
01:02:29
guy yeah yeah he did a j Bill he's got a life to Le we're going to give you your evaluation after I'm going to you really
01:02:36
kind of barked at me toward the end but overall I think we had a good run here um I enjoyed it because and you do this
01:02:43
as well as along with everything else you do the best podcaster when you're never checking the clock and I didn't
01:02:49
check the clock on this one I just oh no oh I could talk to you guys all day and and you're so funny and and I know that
01:02:56
sounds like I'm just kissing up uh I don't think you're the kind of guy
01:03:02
kisses but I I was just gonna say I think I have the credibility at this point um having
01:03:10
lost 40 emys that uh you know my billboard I think they're putting up they they're doing a replay of one I had
01:03:17
from 10 years ago they were going over like you know you've been on a long time they got to come up with new
01:03:23
catchphrases and they they came to the end of it and they like oh we we're kind of I could tell they were kind of afraid
01:03:28
to try this one I was like just say it we don't have anything and it was he's not in it for the
01:03:34
likes and I was like that I love that so [ __ ] much and so I think the one this
01:03:40
year says he's still not in it for the likes which I love I'm not uh I love being honest that's that's my reward so
01:03:47
when I say you guys are the killing is funny is you can take that to the bank as Robert Blake used to say whatever
01:03:53
happened to him he just went in to get his gun it was in the restaurant and he came back
01:04:00
out he forgot it and then he went and got it you both owe me a new club Random
01:04:06
episode going to be this how it works oh my God I want I want to go on there
01:04:11
again I that was really interesting that was that was cool I liked it I'm going to get blasted this time
01:04:17
though miss you thanks you too all right talk to you soon take care buddy bye
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