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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude i'm an asian dude you two
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are disgusting well you two or something we're bad friends back on the chain gang
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i don't know any other words i saw a picture of you
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it yeah the happiest days of our lives
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what a song and now i'm stuck at home cause i got the bug
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i'm so sick i need a hug testing one two three testing welcome to
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another episode testing um hi richard so happy to have you andrew good to be back
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i love you what happened with the mic you have two mics there uh he brought his own mind i brought mine which is like irritating no it's good
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it's good oh it's good thanks andrew yeah that's smart thank you well he did that when he came
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to tiger belly he brought his own earphones mike yeah yeah i don't know if you've heard i
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have corona [Laughter] yeah and i'm literally in the hot seat i know but it doesn't linger for like
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weeks yeah well tell that to the judge welcome back to bad welcome welcome back to my favorite
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family bad friends family you know we got we've got we've got jules in the house
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we've got a house she's playing her [ __ ] uh video game with her friends right online
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you love it huh what's the game called uh mobile mobile legends we've got uh andrew our my beauty my one
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of my bestest friends andrew centeno yeah fangool fangool
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sherlock holmes what are you wearing it uh a couple of things yeah uh first of all obviously is this a
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crime scene from the 1800s what the [ __ ] is going on here okay are you gonna burn me and give me a chance to reply or do you have a list of
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jokes you want to get through i have no jokes i'm just saying what the [ __ ] are you wearing you think you're moriarty
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all right all right uh this is coming out on columbus day and i wanted people to know that i wasn't making a joke uh when i if we ever get
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to explain my perspective on christopher columbus and i and what thanksgiving stands for so i
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just wanted to make sure i didn't make a joke of it and also it's october weekend suit uh-huh so
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andrew we made a mistake do we make a mistake i got to tell you something yeah rick
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and i spoke before the podcast he said i want to dress up for the podcast i said that's a great idea mm-hmm he said i want to honor the great
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christopher columbus who well i want to honor all of us hold on let me finish who all of us
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myself myself and rick uh people like rick and i uh white uh american uh hard-working
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males we respect and we love chris and we think the way he acquired this country was just
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and uh and and that's it andrew we are out of time
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and i have to say and i have to say that i was the before the pandemic i was in the pachanga casino and i was hanging
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hang out with my buddy littlefoot right and he's gonna be on uh uh land before time littlefoot
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is he isn't where has he been for like 20 years well you know they're going to make a remake one day
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he can't be in it he's he's not a little he's bigfoot not what what who's littlefoot from lamb before time
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was there a little foot in land for more time oh [ __ ] yes there was you don't know
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your own friend's credits maybe you should have him on any who um christopher columbus although
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be it you know discovered the country they did some bad things as well yeah and also he didn't discover the country
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that's like oh look i discovered bad friends we have the indigenous and here i am to say this is mine
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that's what chris columbus did and as much as i don't want to get you santino wait a minute i'm not wait a minute you're out of time i don't like what he
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did yeah and what did he do he not only do okay i'll tell you what he did he left spain okay he thanked god he came to the
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[ __ ] he came over here and you remember the thing that people say he didn't land on plymouth rock plymouth rock did something
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played on him something like that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's because of what chris collins rock was an asteroid
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we'll be right back after an award [Music]
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if you're looking for just the right flooring you need choices and at marshall carpet one you'll
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certainly find them yeah we're back so anyway um let's let's talk i don't want to talk about history right
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yeah yeah yeah yeah right so i want to talk about i want to talk about what we've been dealing with within our
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family for the last couple of weeks yeah which be it is um that one of our family members
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um um the red king right got a little bit of coco covered you got
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a little covey a little bit a little bit of covert do people know how it happened or no i do no but do people know have you
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talked about it uh yeah i talked about it on my podcast on whiskey ginger with dr drew in great detail i got it um
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watching football outside having a couple of beers and then we played tackle football with
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a bunch of people we meet on craigslist every wednesday night oh yeah no shirtless um
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why what do you mean that's andrew you there's covid is out there now you don't know what your friends are doing
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let alone what strangers on the internet are doing i put up i put up a post on craigslist
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and i said if any buds want to meet up we're going to be at pam pacific park are you asking if people are tested
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i i'm only trying to test their integrity and their athletic ability i want them to show up and show off and i gotta tell you it's
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shirtless it's it's skins versus skins and every time you score a touchdown you have to well you're supposed to lick
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the sweat of another opposing player so okay i don't know if that's how i got it or i got it from
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sitting watching the game outside but either way because i've been very mindful myself you know every i don't know if you know this but i have a
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charity once a week mud wrestling with the homeless i get it i get one of the homeless and um you know before
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the pandemic you know we used to get completely naked get a vat of mud and we would just go at
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it and now we're we all wear condoms so yeah we all wear condoms and we also wear um our face masks right
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but our bodies touch but you can't get us via that i get the game right let me do one yeah i do one guy
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he gets the game he has one i get it he has one go ahead okay uh my my girlfriend and i were [ __ ] each
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other uh and uh wait what is it what is it i don't
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remember what it was do one more of them do one more andrew
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do one more keep it tight [Music] um i got i got
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i got kovid yeah yeah we're out of time i get it that's it all right here i got it i got it i got it i got it
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uh so my girlfriend betty uh lives in london and when she
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she traveled over uh her arms were tired and she had to wear a mask
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you could swear on this right yeah yeah on her [ __ ] or um i want to start the whole podcast
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over i do i do bobby came in not just
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judgmental but like yeah yeah but bad boy came in bad yeah and and andrew's not wearing the suit i'm hot
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i'm real hot i'm also i'm gonna have to get a dry clean so that means this podcast cost me
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minimum 25 i'm out of time and it was just the game was simple you
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know i don't get it you guys you guys are improvisers i do written jokes i came prepared i know with a written
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monologue because he did it i'll tell you how it works i'll just tell you how it works he does a bit about doing the football
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thing right and it's funny in my head i'm like oh i get what he's doing right maybe i'll add one
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a make-believe thing i don't really with a vat of mud yeah yeah i don't really you know wrestle yeah wrestling yeah
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yours wasn't really funny though yeah i got confused because andrew told a story that i couldn't tell if it was
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real or not and it sounded like you were just like oh i'm bobby i'm about a mud i don't know
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i don't know star girl that's how i really started starting over i'm sorry all right let's start with though really you
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promise you will start from the beginning yeah yeah don't laugh at me no we're already going yeah no let's just start
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over for him we're we're already rolling let's start over for him we're bad friends
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get over there i'm going to introduce you all right all right i know this game i uh you don't know the
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game okay all right and we're not playing that game we're not we're done with that portion of that we're down with that portion of
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the you [ __ ] freak of nature i'm going to tell you something right now i'm the one that goes maybe rick
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glassman can do it and now i'm regretting my decision was the one and he told me okay and so
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what i'm saying to you right now is that you're acting you're making a fool out of yourself
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we're bad friends
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i saw a picture of you all right rick glassman's our guest host
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everybody ladies and gentlemen he's wearing a suit we should do all the jokes that we did before what are you sherlock holmes
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i'm going to be so much friendlier now i know when i'm unlikable and i've been so unlikable i'm going to do better yeah andrew
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andrew how are you feeling though because i you know i call you periodically and then you go oh man i'm
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tired or but it seems as though you're get you're on the road to recovery right
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i feel pretty good i feel i feel very good actually it's been two weeks and uh i i feel much better
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than i did before that's for sure it's been uh it's a it's a bummer it's annoying it sucks
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you are tired a lot um uh but i but i fought through it i got the
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halloween decorations hung up there are gravestones in the front yard yeah there's skelet there's skeletons
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poking out of the ground yeah uh i put up lights i washed both of the cars um i got into
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a fist fight with my neighbor charlie his name is charlie with a j j a-r-l-i-e yeah i i choked him out but i was
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wearing a mask while i did it halloween i was wearing i was wearing
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the hollow the halloween michael myers mask while i did it um but i'm feeling a little bit better boys i'm feeling a little bit better and
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i miss good i miss my family i miss my bad friend's family i miss you i miss jules i cannot stand
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george and i miss andres yeah i can't stand george either does covert manifest itself
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into the eyebrows because it looks very thick today yeah no i i puffed him up for you i've been using this eyebrow thickening spray
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it costs 14.99 what's it called what's it called is there a promo code
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it's called thy brows go to thighbrow.com you want your eyebrows as thick as your thighs go to thighbrow.com
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get yourself some thigh brow spray 14.99 uh 24 ounce spray i love it eyebrows
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yeah so i've been really concerned about you andrew and this has been a really difficult you know couple of weeks for everybody
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it was hard to keep it a secret you know i'm a blabber mouth mm-hmm yes you are big time you think i told anybody uh
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yes i do who do you know that i told you
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to be honest with me who do you know that i told you yeah who do you know that i told i i know and we'll discuss it off air i
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didn't tell anybody you piece of [ __ ] yeah you did a [ __ ] secret for two [ __ ] weeks bro
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let me tell you something yeah one person yeah you i know one person yeah who did you tell us go
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ahead and tell people because i know okay well i want to first let's i love this game right why don't because uh why don't you tell me who i
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told i think that's a better route now why don't you tell everybody who you told all right
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i told my mom i know you did yeah yeah because she called me yeah she said i heard you got up a cobaid
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yeah how are you pewding how are you peeing
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i get it i get it yeah yeah it's because he's doing an accent he made it funny by putting you're not lactose intolerant
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are you i could tell by how much you're milking all of these questions that's milking all of these questions with bobby lee my
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name is rick glassman and we'll be right back after a word from marshall you know what does always with the snapping what is this west side story
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you know what does remind me of now is jeff goldblum a bit like jeff goldblum yeah without like medication
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like on the fringe are you allowed to talk about jeff's i'm sorry andrew but are you allowed to
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talk about another person's medication is he open that he does that yeah i don't know that he does i was just okay anyway uh
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he's got jeff jeff jeff has been pretty open about his medication yeah yeah the thing about youtube ricky
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i don't know how you did it but yeah um you know months ago you know kalila you know my girlfriend was like i know
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can i just explain it i was i yeah you're supposed to be rude you're supposed to do oh yeah you
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said you know i was okay anyway um
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i don't know about that rick glassman you know and then once you have this way about you once you
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where you're able to do our podcast you got involved like you sold yourself
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to my girlfriend now she loves you i sold myself so what i'm saying is that is that generally when you meet people
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is that how you did you figure that out that's a good question yeah bobby bobby yeah bobby the thing is much like andrew
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um in fact exactly like andrew people make up their mind about us right
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away now they might be right they might be wrong we can't control that all we could do is either validate it or prove them wrong
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so kalila made her opinion of me which was i don't know apparently she didn't like
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me well it's the same opinion um that people listening right now is having are having yeah
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[Laughter] that opinion the hundreds of thousand people listening to you right now
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is having that opinion you're absolutely right and here's what i want to say to them all i care about is you recognize you
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don't have to think you know i just want you to admit that you're not sure when christopher columbus came and
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ravaged the indigenous people and we are here to celebrate his accomplishments just think about it this way how does
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how would you feel if somebody came into your podcast studio looked into the mic and started talking
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for a minute without bringing a gift you guys go ahead i got something for you okay go ahead he always brings gifts that's what's nice about him
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it's really nice and by the way i i'm annoyed that we skipped right over this christopher columbus stuff i want to say happy christopher columbus to everybody
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all the italians all the spanish thank you guys so much for your support well let's let's keep those
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statues up with the size of medium see i wasn't sure i'm serious i wouldn't be surprised if you're a medium large or extra large medium
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because of your height but extra large because you have a body type that is confusing and i'm not even saying that meanly
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it's just your body is what would you guess is a medium an extra large did i not wear a small shirt the other
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day that fit perfectly yeah yeah because your eyes deceive you yeah yeah you're kind of his body is like a
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a thanksgiving gourd you know like a cornucopia gourd you know yeah where it's tiny at the
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bottom it's nice and thick like a vase in the middle and it necks up a little bit and then the very top it's overflowing with [ __ ]
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because his head is massive it's it's just shit's coming out the tip top so it's just like this beautiful gourd
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it's like a beautiful cornucopia gourd and i just want to grab it and shake it and and kiss it right in
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the middle and smooch it and poke it and pull it and then andrew i have a question if i could be
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sincere with you guys and you actually believe me and i need maybe a minute the position i'm finding
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myself in i'm being 100 serious bobby look you can see because my eyes might start to water
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it's a confusing position for me to be in because i'm not guest hosting i'm just
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here and i'm finding myself in a position to where what do i do
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do i try and stand out and look desperate do i sit back and not say anything do i play with one of my friends or do i
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fight with one of my enemies and i don't know how to handle this situation right now so i'm going to
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i'm just going to play it cool i look like a [ __ ] gourd
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that's what you wait wait i'm sorry i'm just my bad i look like a gourd [ __ ] you look like
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gourd [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you look like uh one of those uh like a you know when somebody paints a
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cornucopia like one of those impressionist paintings yeah but it's all it's all sloppy and the fruit's all rotten
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and there's flies all over it i mean it just looks everything has gone bad yeah everything has gone bad
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just open your gift and enjoy your gift and say thank you to rick please doesn't
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matter it's over i'm hot what does it say
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scooby scooby bluppity blue scooby d oh yeah
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it's it's a theme song to ah to my podcast that
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yeah this has gone to [ __ ] the energy i i i honestly i haven't gone to [ __ ] i haven't felt bomb energy in over a decade it's a combination of the
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suit and how hot i am it's it's backfired i'm gonna i'm embarrassed yeah i'm gonna be honest
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now yeah i'm gonna be that's garbage it's a try blend
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that's better than any of your merch that's garbage gift okay and you know what fine that get shirt
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they're all for you shirt right there is gonna stay there for for months i'll take it all right do not move that shirt
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nobody in this building move that shirt that piece of [ __ ] shirt is going to sit there for months
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it's not the right size i don't get the [ __ ] font i don't get the
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it's just it's a theme song it's just a branding thing heaven's funny heaven's funny this is not i didn't give
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you this as a gift number one number two this is some [ __ ] [ __ ] uh thrift store shirt that i just put on
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the car with giuliana i told her i go he you know he's neurotic didn't i say
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that he's a little all over the place um but he really is a funny guy you know and um and this is gonna be
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great now um that being said um let's just rewind back there were
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feelings for myself of regret i i have to admit yeah have you been asking you to do it i felt it when i
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understand i understand that um i said are you sure as soon as i saw your what you were wearing i'm like oh
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[ __ ] you know hold up a bit you know this is a little weird yeah right he's having a [ __ ]
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breakdown why it's just i got into a play finish what i'm gonna say you [ __ ]
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all right and um and during you know since we've started you know there were
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moments of like you know oh this is gonna be great no no yeah yeah you know all those feelings right
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yeah but at the end of the day the reason why you're here is you just have to be yourself and everything that we've done so far
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has been um very good i think it's entertaining what do you guys think
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okay now listen don't they don't ever talk do you see
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that was the saddest thing i remember oh god that was pure rejection that was
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pure pain and suffering right in front of your face holy [ __ ] i apologize that you had to [ __ ] witness that yeah they don't
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really ever talk um uh fancy being in uh george so um oh i was asking youtube i wasn't
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thinking oh you're talking i was like what do you guys think that's a very good save and that's why you're here because you have the you're very right
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that was a very good save right yeah that's why you're looking for your crafty with your words and your mind when uk crafty i want you to know that i
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know that you're doing anti-semitic words when i is crafty anti-semitic yeah
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yeah tell me why people say crap yeah people say crafty instead of saying oh you know how to move money around
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no andrew back me up is it is the riddler crafty
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yes and he is jewish no yes he is yes he is the riddler jewish by the way riddle
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bomb no joke was written and originally a jewish character and the question mark was will he survive
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because he was this was world war ii yeah yeah okay well then i'm going to say this you're right it was anti-semitic they
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they wanted to know if he was going to survive after the great depression right and and the the what rick is explaining
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is riddlebaum uh had put a lot of his money all over town the original question mark
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was where is his money where is he hiding it that's where the mario coins come from
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because we would hide them in brick and mortar i see so when you say words like that crafty
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uh bobby it's quite frankly it's offensive to most if not all jewish people
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listen guys uh here's what i'm gonna suggest yeah i know i'm still hung up on the
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i'm sure you're so offended that you look like a squash there isn't
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a person watching this that hasn't said squash not one not one person that hasn't said squash
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that doesn't bother look at that picture behind you it looks like you're growing from a gourd now what i'd like to ask of you guys is
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yeah yeah could we try three crazy andrew over here he's crazy you're nuts yeah i'm a goof
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yeah could we try and actually get in it for at least 10 minutes at some point in this podcast i think we should do an
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improv game what do you think so you say a sentence of a story
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just andrew just andrew has never said no yes you know just an old-fashioned second
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city improv game you know i mean where we you know i'll make it up i don't even know if this is a game but you you say you tell
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me one sentence of a story right one sentence i'll do the second sentence and we'll
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just keep going jules you have to oh that is the game yeah you do one word word one word one
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word everyone says one word that is that what is that the sentence you say one word and then you try and keep the cadence of an actual story yeah
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yeah you want to try that a phrase or a word let me tell you a story let's do the phrase one
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word i mean let's do a word okay just a word yeah so jules you're playing
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number one and number two this is how it works no this is how you
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works
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we'll be right back yeah but that's exactly how it is you you everyone says you know what i mean
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you're supposed to say it but it's fine all right jules do you not
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want to try it jules i'm i'm ready to go all right once there was a pumpkin gourd in connecticut
00:27:06
and it went what did she say went yeah this isn't going to work get closer
00:27:12
to the mouth speaking yeah you have to get closer to the mic also you can't like take time it has to be
00:27:17
no one could take time i didn't yeah she's got to speak up she's got to speak up and louder put
00:27:24
them back here i'm sorry i i i vowed never to say that again [ __ ] mic to the mouth okay all right
00:27:30
don't get angry all right so once
00:27:35
there was a woman named chlorine and she swam very well
00:27:42
but one time there was this huge pumpkin
00:27:48
[Laughter] all right stop stop stop stop stop what
00:27:54
does it have to do with a swimmer i know just stop stop stop all right you know the last one we did no no
00:27:59
it's fine it's our first improv game the last one we did we brought up the pumpkin and and i'm just saying there's just so
00:28:05
many you know nouns that you could you could appear right anything anything right anything
00:28:12
ever on the earth you know i mean whatever and you chose pumpkin all right so let's start over right and
00:28:18
not use we're starting complete so this time don't use previous words so that you can you know okay why don't
00:28:25
we bobby i have a question yeah how about the three of us try to explain this to her real quick by using the game
00:28:30
okay oh yeah why don't we do that yeah okay first you have to talk directly in to the
00:28:37
microphone then you must explain to the audience that we are not
00:28:44
that smart [Music]
00:28:53
i really like this podcast so um one last one just yeah let's do it doesn't get
00:28:58
giggles but i want i want rudy to start it so yeah you have to start it rudy okay one time i
00:29:06
ate uh pumpkin
00:29:12
[Laughter]
00:29:21
andrew is so smart he's so present it makes sense it makes sense man
00:29:31
i'm sorry no no no no no no no no no
00:29:38
that was my first explicit cd oh i loved it dude i love that lit and they had five different remixes
00:29:44
on there remember that it was like the original the club mix the radio cut well andrew one second i think it's been
00:29:49
more than 60 seconds since it's been about bobby so bobby is there something you want to do to kind of get more closer
00:29:56
i swear to [ __ ] god you know what i was doing just now yeah i was in my mind i'm like you know what i'm going to let these two have their little
00:30:02
moment yeah right little moment for you yeah everything's so condescending to call it
00:30:07
back to me is so [ __ ] rude my friend yeah that's rude i want to say something go ahead both of
00:30:14
you and i mean this to the fans that are want to know the truth i did get covid uh we kept it a secret
00:30:19
for privacy purposes we talked about it pretty openly uh on my other podcast and uh i got it from a friend of a friend
00:30:26
sitting outside having a beer it sucks it's a bummer but i will say i want to thank you both genuinely you both
00:30:33
um were very helpful kalila was unbelievably sweet and brought a bag of stuff to my house
00:30:38
i [ __ ] brought the bag you [ __ ] bobby bobby bobby let him let him just appreci have his gratitude
00:30:43
i can't even like get this out i can't get one nice thing also [ __ ] you for not letting your girlfriend just have a win
00:30:50
yeah andrew go ahead i'm sorry bobby this is for you andrew go ahead
00:30:57
so kalila dropped off a bag of goodies bobby bobby was smoking and playing video games while he was uh driving her
00:31:03
and and rick and his girlfriend betty were so sweet and giving and constantly checking in to make sure everything was
00:31:09
okay so i want to thank my friends for being there for me during uh a shitty time um and bobby now you can
00:31:16
have your thing say your piece or whatever go ahead go ahead bob i um
00:31:26
i'm feeling so many emotions right now by the way i called bobby three times in the past two days
00:31:31
to talk one thing about business and one thing about life uh i should show the text i can send it
00:31:36
um it literally just goes i'm in a a and i wrote cool would you mind calling
00:31:42
me when you get out no you can i could shut up and then he goes then the next
00:31:49
day i call i say hey man can we chat we need to chat about something and he goes i'm in therapy now yeah
00:31:55
i said cool can you call when you get out nothing but this this is my favorite okay can i
00:32:01
read you an interaction with you and i had that made me laugh yeah all right so um you you were very
00:32:06
excited to go how cool was this and you sent me this video right yeah about the rubik's cube first
00:32:12
of all it's going to play at the beginning of this episode it was the way that we opened this episode it's amazing amazing and a guy he made a bad friends
00:32:20
thing rick with with like a thousand something yeah i've seen those art it's amazing it's incredible yeah and then i sent it
00:32:25
to bobby and i said me after i didn't text you back and then you texted me after that you go also merch killed it because you're
00:32:32
sitting in your bed i can imagine sick in your cove thoughts you know what i mean and your body's tired
00:32:38
and so you go ah he didn't respond to how cool is this well give it i'll add more information
00:32:44
also merch killed it right and i waited as long as i could why did you make that his voice i don't know that's just what i and i
00:32:50
waited a couple hours and i might expect you made me laugh i go who dis
00:33:00
who this i said oh how did that feel when i said that sent that angry no i didn't get
00:33:07
annoyed oh you didn't okay good no because it's who dis is one of those jokes that like losers use that don't
00:33:13
have any sense of humor that it's been around for so long and so many like um hacky loser um
00:33:18
douchebags who do this yeah who does um okay yeah so it did make me mad i just i just
00:33:24
thought what a hack what a [ __ ] bag hack yeah put on your glasses put on your rose-colored glasses because
00:33:30
the world doesn't look so great okay without him [ __ ] loser
00:33:36
you're a loser
00:33:41
oh man andrew andrew dude yeah you're so funny yeah
00:33:48
you're so funny you're the writer producer star and and bobby's stimpy
00:33:55
you know it's so funny because in many landscapes this would be called bullying yeah in many yeah and other landscapes
00:34:01
would be called standing up for yourself really a five foot two fat small with a lot of
00:34:07
disability but you wear a small [Laughter]
00:34:13
that was a very good callback if you want to actually see the sizes just go to wrigley.com and check out the store
00:34:18
here we go you guys are bullying me right now and um i'm gonna
00:34:23
i'm gonna take it i'm gonna take it for the team right um i think that um i got too much rest
00:34:28
last night because i came in here with a lot of energy and right i was too long i was
00:34:33
singing i mean back in the in the car i was back in the chain i was excited to get here right right and as soon as i got here and we
00:34:40
started i've just been kind of like um out of it
00:34:46
bobby lee something about the energy it's like you know it's making me sweat you know i feel like there's three different
00:34:51
things going on at the same time it's a world wind of energy and ideas
00:34:56
and i feel like i'm being ganged up on you know since the beginning i believe that okay fine which
00:35:04
the only reason i said something negative to you just now is because you made fun of the text exchange that we had
00:35:09
so i was retaliating against you i said something sweet about what your
00:35:14
your you and your respective girlfriend did for me and then you made fun of my text response because i'm laying in bed right you're right
00:35:20
so i retaliate absolutely so here's what i want to do here's what i want to do to sort this balance out again i'm going
00:35:26
to step back for a minute i want you to to take over the show for a second and and i just i want to enjoy
00:35:32
and watch for just a moment okay okay but before we even do that can i do something what do you guys think
00:35:44
before you tune out for a second can i say something sure all right and i'm going to be
00:35:51
milking it yeah forget the you're just calling me why are you calling me oh
00:35:59
hello hello hey how's it going i don't know i just i know i just feel like i'm um
00:36:07
i don't know i just feel like i don't know there's so much going on that i just feel defensive and i feel you know that
00:36:14
um a certain presence is taken over i'm not saying ricky i'm
00:36:19
just saying he brought other like jewish ghosts with them or something right
00:36:24
hold up hold on one second i'm getting another call hold on one second hey rick what's up hey uh i took my
00:36:30
headphones off i can't hear what you guys are saying but it's probably boring so i was just seeing if you had any nudie mags or something that you could
00:36:37
explain to me uh yeah no i i was just checking in to see how it's going over there
00:36:43
all right call me back do you have nudie mags that you could explain to me after you talked about 100. i'll call you right back you [ __ ] i'll
00:36:48
call you back and i'm pornhub um i don't know what's going on here but um i have to say something can i say
00:36:54
something to you to everyone listening of course all right and i've probably said this before but
00:37:01
um years ago hey jules hi how are you
00:37:07
i'm good how are you how's it going over there just checking in um it's kind of messy are you enjoying
00:37:14
it at all is it fun or no um it's okay
00:37:19
okay you take care and be safe okay okay you too bye-bye okay bye bye so sorry
00:37:25
sorry what's going on all right so years ago um you know i told you the first time i ever saw you which was
00:37:32
me and um our other buddy yeah okay we're in we're in the or and
00:37:38
we and we saw you perform for the first time and we both looked at each other
00:37:43
and said this could have been 15 years ago i don't know a long time ago and now long time ago and we looked at each other and we i
00:37:49
remember distinctly going wow that guy's really funny and then when i met you
00:37:54
i just knew right away that i was i was going to know this guy for a very long time and there was a time in my life where i
00:38:01
you know had nothing going on so i decided to just try to you know develop things on my own
00:38:08
you know so i did this talk show on the internet on youtube called um talking talking with bobby lee and i
00:38:15
have to say that the one i asked you to do it you showed up and you did it for me i think our episode was um
00:38:22
one of my favorites aside from my brother and i did a really really good one and ever since then i was just like you
00:38:27
know i really love this guy in fact you know i i don't go to birthday parties
00:38:32
and things like that and one time you had one at the bowling alley remember and i showed up and i showed up and the reason why i
00:38:39
showed up is because of the fact that i go you know i don't show up to anybody's [ __ ] but it's like i know you know i
00:38:45
mean i'm gonna do this for this guy because i really like this guy right and then
00:38:50
you know i've had you know so many um offers from other you know podcast people wanting to do a
00:38:56
podcast with me i'm being real i know i know but as soon as you know
00:39:01
and i've hurt a lot of people's feelings right yeah by choosing you but the reason i'm choosing you
00:39:07
because of how i feel about you you know i feel that number one that
00:39:12
you're very relevant for me number two i think we have good chemistry and number three i trust you
00:39:18
right and i think that you're a really good dude and when i found out that you had coronavirus it
00:39:23
broke my heart and i felt bad for you and it was a very sad um situation in our household and you
00:39:31
know i've been i don't really get on my hands and knees and pray but i'm doing internal prayers for your safety okay thank you so for
00:39:38
you to [ __ ] you know i mean say there's a [ __ ] i'm being greedy here it goes i'm not nervous rick no you're close for
00:39:45
you to be sick right now right yeah it makes my heart break that's what i was gonna say thank
00:39:51
[Laughter] i you you i love you okay so that's the
00:39:58
truth of the matter so everything when you call me [ __ ] gourd right and when you do all these little things
00:40:04
right to hurt me yeah when you do that face yeah i mean that ching chunky face
00:40:12
right it's like it burns because no i know you think you seem to think that unlike you know
00:40:17
me some sort of [ __ ] predator or some you know i mean some parasite i'm not
00:40:22
no i know but i'm a good dude i love you and i you know i'm just trying to make you know this podcast work and i'll have
00:40:29
to be honest with you we've had my brother do it tom segura do it we have ricky here and we're doing everything we can to
00:40:35
keep this thing going while you're sick right you did a you guys are doing a great job and i really do appreciate it okay so i don't know what's going on
00:40:42
here but it's like um i just want to tell you yeah we're good and i love you hello hello
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will you and i yeah ever ever be as pleasant to one another
00:43:31
that is equal to the amount of respect that we actually have for one another all right you know what you're right you know i'm a bully
00:43:37
because you did come in bullying me and i was in defense you're right i'm a bully and i'm gonna
00:43:43
you know i'm gonna change my tune now uh um thank you so much for doing this
00:43:48
podcast i'm sorry if i let it i don't know
00:43:53
what's up i'm i'm talking i'm [ __ ] talking all right don't do that again yeah racist all right uh it's racist but it's
00:44:00
also annoying um uh i think that you i i [ __ ]
00:44:05
don't worry about it it's fine i think i have to get it out i have to
00:44:11
get it out um you know it's like when you when we're
00:44:16
at the comedy store and you're trying to get in and you're coming up to me right trying to get adam igit's ear and i
00:44:24
i'm i go to bat for you what do you think that is
00:44:29
you mean when you talk to him yeah yeah yeah six years ago no i've been doing it you know what you mean two years ago you you i would meet
00:44:36
you in the parking lot you'd be like no this was i'm not gonna get in semantics and i'm not gonna catch myself being defensive so
00:44:42
i appreciate you but i will say this this room yeah the stage
00:44:49
was set set we came in prepared mm-hmm
00:44:57
what happened everything's fine nothing happened that's what i'm asking yeah everything's great nothing happened
00:45:03
i don't feel satisfied yet we're not done yet okay you think we're done how much time
00:45:09
have we done five minutes we've done five minutes
00:45:15
no i think he's saying there's five minutes left no five minutes we've only done five minutes what if usable [ __ ] i remember going to
00:45:20
um you mean me and joe cory were pitching a show right and then um joe coy was like you
00:45:27
know saying you know bobby and i are good stand-up comics and and one of the executives looks at
00:45:33
me and goes wait you do stand-up comedy to me right and i go yeah yeah you know
00:45:39
and it's like it burned but it's also one of those situations where it's just in retrospect it's just who cares
00:45:46
that it's so funny you know just a funny like i could visualize it would have been a great scene in a
00:45:51
show you mean where you mean you could see me blush and try to be defensive you know what i mean so it's just like one of those
00:45:57
things where you it's life it's like that in every aspect of life joe is joe coy has the
00:46:03
most um not humble instagram i've ever seen he's on like private jets and
00:46:10
he knows how that guy knows how to show off baby yeah it's insane well that one that one video
00:46:15
i mean he's a friend of my very good friend of mine so i don't want to say too much but i'm not being mean i'm
00:46:21
just saying he really does like to flash like he's he loves to flash he's a star
00:46:26
he's a star and he worked really hard we all work really i know but he's not
00:46:32
like joe coy dude all right did you sell out a theater in
00:46:39
hawaii doing four shows when you were taping especially instead of two just because all the hawaiians wanted to see you
00:46:44
no dude joe coy dude he's got action figures he's got
00:46:51
t-shirts he and i i don't know when this is coming out and i i feel like i don't want to like put this out in case he isn't open about it
00:46:57
yet but he's he's selling buses next year yeah yeah tour buses it's nuts i think in many
00:47:04
ways though he um has it doesn't seem like it i guess from the outside but he's
00:47:11
humble himself personally i mean like if you talk to him he's all
00:47:16
about like staying in your lane you know living in the moment you know when he when he says staying in the lane does he
00:47:21
mean like in his ferrari in his lane what is he talking about no no what i'm saying is is that like
00:47:27
because i have i have a thing where i compare myself with other people yeah and there are times where i go well
00:47:33
yeah i got that and how come this person got that and he's just basically like
00:47:38
just you're doing what you're doing and just stay in your your lane he does have a grateful like
00:47:44
his personality type he is grateful for what he has and has done in a way where it's there's something
00:47:50
refreshing about being around him where he like you my opinion of him he came and he did my podcast i didn't know
00:47:56
him very well i've since gotten to know him but he acts and this is such a cliche i guess of
00:48:01
my projections but he doesn't act like he's successful yeah that's what i say and he
00:48:07
appreciates other things that like somebody who has accomplished as much as he had so there's something about joe that as
00:48:12
much as he is like look at this stadium that i sold out with boys to men for some reason there's something very
00:48:17
great about joe so i'd like to say jo coy this here's to you here's to you and also um he's a good father which is the most
00:48:25
important part i'm being real he's a great dad his son loved they have a great relationship a
00:48:30
lot of people say i look like his son in many ways you do you know and um and so he's he's you know there are
00:48:37
others i could talk about that uh that bothered the [ __ ] you know i have a story that's similar to you pitching a show um when i go to the comedy store i
00:48:44
often get carded i get carded really i do it's happened
00:48:50
numerous times and my the first time it happened i had a conversation with myself that happened in about two seconds but
00:48:57
it because i know how to talk to myself fast but here was a conversation in my head i'm so mad
00:49:03
i want to go home i'm i don't know if i'm embarrassed but i don't want people seeing that this
00:49:08
is happening right this guy has probably only been working here for a few months he doesn't know who i am yeah um the best thing you could do is
00:49:16
just give him your card and say have a good day no you lash out i didn't i'm very proud
00:49:22
of how and by the way i've been carted there numerous times are you being real you go to a la comedy
00:49:28
club and the doorman who happens to be a comic book i answered the phones there this is post television shows
00:49:34
right so they're like um excuse me what's your id how now what's your reaction at first well
00:49:39
the first time the first time it happened i'll tell you the first time it happened i'm with john dewalt okay
00:49:44
i don't know who that is johnny boo booms i love boom boom john who doesn't do stand-up anymore
00:49:49
he my my first thought was john be cool because you know we're an extension of
00:49:54
each other when we're there yeah so i didn't want him to be like [ __ ] you my id i'm a co-producer on you know
00:50:00
whatever yeah yeah yeah which is i get the the energy you're at the store i'm a doorman okay um and i i don't i just walk past
00:50:07
you because i'm not expecting you to stop right so you have to like stop i'm going to okay oh god
00:50:12
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa buddy buddy buddy uh listen um where's your ticket um where's your id first of all uh yeah
00:50:23
yo why the [ __ ] are you carting him why are you carting him bro john chill who are you i need to see your idea as well uh
00:50:29
first of all i'm a co-producer just give me the idea that's in the improv just give me the [ __ ] id man
00:50:36
okay rick gleaman rick gleeman and okay you're of age do you have a
00:50:41
ticket no i'm a comic dude dude comedians open books on sundays i know i'm just i'm just coming to watch
00:50:47
some of my friends are here i hope that's not a problem and that's how you do it yeah but i maintain the eye contact at some point
00:50:54
they might go it doesn't matter what if they go it's never happened the closest i can say that has happened and this one
00:51:00
this one this one bothers me yeah because first of all i did work there second of
00:51:06
all i'm the guy yeah yeah okay so when i'm when i when i'm there on a who
00:51:12
gives a [ __ ] night when it's not sold out a wednesday at 10 yeah okay and i'm sitting in the back bucket seat
00:51:19
okay maybe my mom's in town and we're here to see what's embarrassing we're here to see brent and andrew it's
00:51:24
embarrassing okay now i'm sitting in the back bucket seat with my mom and the other three bucket seats have uh
00:51:29
nobody in them yeah right yeah then one of the whoever the [ __ ]
00:51:34
who goes by the way who i guarantee you three days earlier the open mic would have been doing this hey i just
00:51:40
watched the vice president debates hey uh flies the flies you could tell how bad the vice
00:51:47
president he's a piece of [ __ ] and he's fumbling over his fly jokes you hack [ __ ]
00:51:52
he comes over to me taps me on the shoulder okay says hey man paid regulars only when i want to say my
00:51:58
mom's almost 70 you [ __ ] goof my mom's gonna sit here
00:52:04
nobody's sitting here i'm sorry you have to go you have to go and then i have to tell
00:52:10
my mom hey mom i didn't make it i didn't make it
00:52:16
we can't even sit here you have to stand you're 70. you have to stand you know who's going to sit there next
00:52:22
somebody's dog that bothers me doesn't matter who it is okay
00:52:29
she's great she's great i'll tell you something the dog gets more respect than me right i have a
00:52:35
story for you you [ __ ] wait i i thought you liked me a year ago
00:52:40
one year ago i go to the laugh factory the lab factory i walk in the front door
00:52:48
some guy a doorman he takes his arm and he goes like this to block me one of the doorman like with
00:52:54
the shoe oh whoa yeah careful how your arm is like yeah that looks like a height he didn't do this well he wouldn't if
00:52:59
you were taller yeah i know he went like this he goes wow buddy wow
00:53:04
all of your impressions sound like tommy no he goes whoa buddy i go whoa whoa
00:53:10
what what's up what's up he goes id dude to me right dude and i go all right i'm leaving
00:53:19
and i left all right and i still haven't been back how long has it been a year i will not
00:53:25
go it's disrespect it's disrespectful so what but the truth is the truth is if he
00:53:31
doesn't know what could he have done to know should he have looked at all the head shots of the people like should he study that
00:53:36
portrait that's outside the lab it's my stupid eco you know you're wrong yeah not everyone's going to know it i know i
00:53:42
mean but but andrew and i'm with i'm with rick the bucket seat is different i'm telling
00:53:48
you right no dude number one i'm sorry but i was eight years on a network
00:53:56
sketch shell right i'm a regular at all the clubs in new york and at all
00:54:02
the clubs right i headlined every room a room in america
00:54:07
right yeah and i have you know at this point you know i mean i had a pretty good podcast i mean there were
00:54:13
just certain things that and also the laugh factory it's like i'm very good friends with the
00:54:18
owner of the club he's flown me him and i have gone to hawaii together in new york
00:54:24
sick right my point is is that you know at this point it was just like when he did that i was just like
00:54:30
instead of going into a confrontation of some sort i just decided i'm i'm out do you think
00:54:37
that was the right decision i don't know i'm asking no i think you give him your id and you say hey man
00:54:43
you don't know who i am i just want to introduce myself all right i [ __ ] it up and uh that's what i do all right but the
00:54:48
buckets it's it's okay it's okay people don't know who there's a lot of times the door people are comics
00:54:54
and they're new and they're new and so they may not know they made up the story
00:54:59
what yeah i made up this one time one time i made up the story why sorry
00:55:04
it wasn't i don't know
00:55:10
i was trying to get into the hollywood improv and uh
00:55:15
they didn't know who i was i don't know why i didn't i hear you
00:55:22
understand that yeah i'm a liar it's funny to find the intention my guess is you were trying to connect through a
00:55:28
joke yeah like you're trying to say like i hear you here's what i don't try to like comply but then you still went
00:55:34
no disrespect but i was on a [ __ ] show for eight years and you made it to the whole thing and i just i [ __ ] it up
00:55:39
man i read i read the situation wrong i committed this [ __ ] line of thinking and then it just didn't pan out the way i thought
00:55:45
it was gonna pan out and then i didn't know should i just let it go in my head i was like i should let this lie go
00:55:51
right but i got no i'll just admit that i lied and now it's even weirder than it was i think it was hilarious and good and
00:55:57
i'm glad you came close oh god it made me laugh though i'm so sorry go ahead andrew tell me your improv story [Laughter]
00:56:09
this is a nice table it's great it's mahogany one time i was trying to get into the
00:56:14
improv can i ask you guys a question yeah
00:56:20
rick by the way i was just [ __ ] around before i know this you guys have uh both of you have
00:56:26
successful podcasts two at least each do you feel uh now that stand-up is on
00:56:34
not happening do you feel that you have lost something because of what podcasts offer
00:56:40
your stand-up or do you feel that because there is no stand up these podcasts are so much more valuable that's a real question
00:56:46
does that make sense yeah i don't really think of it in those terms i um as far as creativity i don't think of
00:56:52
um as podcasting as even work or something that i have to do
00:56:57
it's something that i enjoy doing no i understand so it's like i don't really put a lot of
00:57:03
i mean i value the people that listen and um people that love us i really
00:57:09
you know have a connection with them and that's what's great about it i think my connection with
00:57:15
podcast fans are greater than any other fan base that i could ever have you know i mean because they know
00:57:20
who i am and when i meet them via on the streets or you know when they i communicate them
00:57:26
through means like social media or whatnot there's a different kind of interaction that we have you know i mean they know
00:57:32
things about me like how's you know goby your dog or like they know things about me so there's a deeper connection
00:57:38
but um would you have would you have a successful podcast if it weren't for that bobby what is it would you have would
00:57:46
your podcast be as successful if it is if you didn't when you started have stand up to meet the people face to face
00:57:51
throughout if you never did stand up and you only did the podcast would those fans feel
00:57:56
the same way well if i hadn't done stand-up and then did podcasting i don't think i would
00:58:01
have a fan base because everything is interconnected right everything in my right andrew
00:58:08
don't you think it's like how the [ __ ] am i gonna the reason why i did when i did the podcast that i had some
00:58:13
viewership right is because i did have fans from previous mediums right
00:58:20
so the you know mad tv fans or fans from all these a variety of other things that i've done you 5.0
00:58:27
i've never been on that weren't you unhpi i didn't mean any offense i'm not i
00:58:32
didn't take it offend i just didn't know what you meant by hawaii five oh that's all all right so you know um
00:58:40
but do i miss doing stand-up i do um but i'm
00:58:46
just accepting my reality like everyone else is on planet earth thank you andrew do you feel the same
00:58:52
way i don't dig that again because i feel andrew feels different i feel andrew misses stand up in a different way i'd love to hear it
00:58:59
and andrew would you like to do a couple of minutes i would love to uh i miss stand up very
00:59:05
much i'm really sad i'm supposed to be i was supposed to be out this weekend somewhere and sadly i couldn't do it
00:59:11
because of the rona um and if i'd like i could do a couple of minutes right now if you guys would like is that is that okay
00:59:19
all right here we go hey what's up it's great to be here uh how you guys doing
00:59:24
yeah this is awesome right on thank you so much for coming out it's good to see you guys we got uh what
00:59:31
do we got a little brown chick a little uh little bowl of noodles and a jew uh
00:59:36
you know what they say a brown girl a noodle bowl and a jew walk into a bar and uh they end up owning the bar
00:59:44
uh having the family run it and then selling it a couple years later for a pretty good profit
00:59:50
crafty i like this guy
01:00:01
i hate that the podcast started when it did because right now i feel like i feel like i'm in
01:00:07
the pocket with you guys you stay in it yes all right could you be by you acknowledging it though it kind of ruins
01:00:14
the momentum but you calling me out kind of ruins the momentum of it i'm being positive you're being
01:00:20
objective okay touche go ahead it's good to be here it's good to be
01:00:25
here so yeah you know uh bad friends
01:00:30
bad friends yeah uh at first i was like i wonder why they call it bad friends then i watch the show these guys are so
01:00:38
bad it makes
01:00:45
it makes um the lakers and the clippers seem like
01:00:50
good friends i like this guy he's crafty yeah that's why um you're not a regular at the store
01:00:57
true but you know where i am a regular where nobody it's i know nobody has me
01:01:04
nobody wants me around no that's not true no it's true andrew my own parents you know what they said to me the other day
01:01:10
get out of here i went home for the holidays my dad's
01:01:16
like i'm glad you're here get out of here where's the food and get out of here yeah yeah ricky andrew i want you to to
01:01:23
to keep this conversation moving with jules i want you to introduce you don't you didn't even get to really talk never really got to know each other um
01:01:30
andrew do you have any direction on how you'd like this to go or does it not matter typically you just
01:01:35
pick up the baton and run with it you got it how long have you been running trying to talk in the mic
01:01:41
how long have you been running in track and field i am not in track and field perfect this
01:01:47
is the kind of girl i like to pick up a baton and pass it to now question when you decided to be part
01:01:53
of this family did you feel excited or nervous or some other feeling the
01:01:59
first day i came here i was just i was i just came here to look after you to bobby that's what the
01:02:06
kaleidos told me look after him how um because of kobe because he's
01:02:11
um oh to watch make sure that he's being clean yeah and then tituba just suggested that i
01:02:17
should join and then i just said okay i love that well it's nice to meet you
01:02:23
nice to meet you thank you [Laughter]
01:02:30
bobby what are you doing
01:02:35
you make the environment difficult to survive in that's your superpower you struggle in
01:02:43
life so much that you're able to bring everyone down with you and i resent it okay
01:02:51
okay that was a really good segment are you good at it thank you are you gonna edit some of this out
01:02:58
no good i want people to have full context of why um no no you have coffee in your
01:03:05
hair i know okay i seriously dude
01:03:11
the first five minutes in the last five minutes i i haven't felt this feeling in a decade a lot of times you know people when
01:03:17
they're driving they like the awkward like if you for like for instance you ever see the david lynch movie lost highway
01:03:24
love right right but you you can't really understand really what's going on do you but there's such a disconnect
01:03:30
right but when you're watching last highway there's just certain things in the scenes that don't really match up and there's also david lynch has a way
01:03:37
of like if you watch a movie like a razor head where when two people are having a conversation and there's a 30-second gap
01:03:42
of just them just sitting there and you can hear like the pipes you know i mean i like
01:03:48
that that feeling of awkwardness and that's what this podcast especially this one is giving everyone a sense of unease
01:03:56
right yeah i guess and i think that that also is something that's entertainment entertaining when people see what you're
01:04:02
doing right now i don't know what you're doing i wasn't gonna throw it at you i know but just stop picking things up
01:04:07
you want them talking to bobby i have a question go ahead um how did you first met rick
01:04:14
and what was your impression of him i didn't like him at first no one does no i honestly i didn't like
01:04:20
him at first at first i i was like um well first of all it's like i think when
01:04:27
you i think i auditioned for a show that you no no yeah when i found out that you got
01:04:33
undateable and i couldn't even get an audition right i went [ __ ] that guy right
01:04:39
and then i'd see her on the store and then i never you went to montreal before i ever went to montreal so when i found
01:04:45
out you went to montreal i was like what the [ __ ] that guy went to montreal he's not even a regular at the comedy store and so then um
01:04:52
in the beginning it was like but then what rick does he's kind of like um
01:05:00
like a tick that's a that's a problem yeah a tick like a wood tick you know a tick that you
01:05:05
would find a wood shirt a wood tick like a wood tech yeah and you know you're going to get lyme disease so you
01:05:11
might as well just go in the forest you know huh yeah yeah so um he was just around and it's like
01:05:18
i'm like a lumberjack in the in the new hampshire forest and i'm just like accepting the fact
01:05:24
that i'm going to get bit by this thing right and he bit me yeah and i started getting the disease
01:05:29
lyme disease right and uh my body started aching i couldn't sleep good you know
01:05:34
and i realized are you feeling better yeah i mean i'm living with the disease but my point is is this
01:05:40
it shows um you you're infectious you know and you're
01:05:48
you slow that came around yeah and i realized that this thing this tick
01:05:55
we're not going to be erratically andrew did you just fart corona fart yeah yeah funny stuff man
01:06:02
yeah you know kala and i started starting a podcast if we did like if you were in that room would
01:06:08
you smell that fart or no if i was in the room would i have a choice and that's the philosophical question
01:06:14
you see a lot of people choose should i smell this fart or should i not i know that was the wrong you know
01:06:22
what's like i donated i don't let me say that i donated money to that um guy running against lindsey graham jamie
01:06:30
harrison right how much money did you donate six hundred fifty dollars i'll match it andrew you wanna match it
01:06:36
and now i'm working and i put my i made a mistake by putting my number in the donation myself why did you do
01:06:43
that why did you donate 650 to somebody because i want jamie harrison to beat lindsey graham
01:06:49
and so the money is gonna help jamie harrison beat lindsey graham well i i don't know i mean i just wanted to do something i wanted to donate so that
01:06:56
they could have some do you ever donate your time instead of money for just stuff like you ever help out no i don't i've never once
01:07:01
no but now i'm getting all this like other first of all he emails me i'm sure
01:07:07
everyone gets it every five minutes good bobby i know you gave me 650 i know it's not personal it's like this you
01:07:14
know but it's like uh another 150 you know it's it's constant man i'm getting texas from him
01:07:20
awesome yeah i have another question go ahead andrew go ahead um
01:07:28
when did you first met rick and what was your impression of him yeah rick and i met through stand-up
01:07:34
comedy many many years i do remember exactly where i i met you at the comedy store in the original room
01:07:39
yes i just saw you go up and i thought you were so funny and i was friends with brady matthews at the time
01:07:45
and i didn't know who you were and then you were in the back right from the stage the back left when you walk and
01:07:50
you turn right and you guys were there and brady looked like he owned the place because i never seen somebody put their foot up on a
01:07:55
chair there because we're all like new and he puts his foot up and you were just sitting with him and you guys were holding court and
01:08:02
one of you guys did a joke or whatever and you guys you know like i i like brady by the way yeah yeah same guy they uh you guys took
01:08:09
me in i don't know if it was like i felt like an outsider but i did just move there and it felt nice not just to be like hey
01:08:15
come on over and do bits but i had already seen you i'm like this guy's so super funny so i just always associated you and
01:08:20
brady together for the longest time and then i've known him for a long time too yeah very long time both from
01:08:25
chicago yeah did you and adam ray have a falling out because you guys were together all the time and then you guys are doing
01:08:32
stuff together and all of a sudden you guys weren't well we were living close to each other at the time
01:08:37
and also
01:08:51
our own thing and when your schedules get busy and you're doing other [ __ ] it's really hard to see your old friends
01:08:56
anymore i mean especially the pandemic has really put something into perspective genuinely i'm being serious and especially with
01:09:02
this virus like it's i talked to dr drew about this
01:09:08
they're they're having to explore how many people suffer from anxiety and depression because of the
01:09:14
virus outside of the physical ailments because it does really [ __ ] with your head like
01:09:19
you get extremely isolated and you don't really want to talk to people about it because it's kind of [ __ ] annoying
01:09:25
and it's a stigma and then you also get super depressed because you're like when am i going to not be sick anymore
01:09:31
and you think about other people that are around you that might have gotten sick it just it spirals a little bit so you
01:09:38
begin to isolate a little bit and it gets it gets weird it does get a little strange and it it's kind of what the pandemic has
01:09:43
already been doing to people which is like pushing us further and further away from each other uh it's it's really [ __ ] up dude it's it
01:09:50
the psycho analysis of what's going on now will be interesting to see in 10
01:09:55
20 years from now andrew you said something that that sparked uh sparked a thought is uh uh my ocd is is
01:10:02
rampant okay yeah and i've been living in a pandemic since before this thing hit
01:10:07
and it's gotten tougher but i've been forced to interact with people because of the podcast and i have to say
01:10:14
that i have been connecting with an hour plus long conversation with new people
01:10:19
but mostly friends because of the podcast and if it weren't for the podcast i think i would have lost my mind i
01:10:25
wouldn't have talked to anybody so i this medium and as as much of a cluster [ __ ] as this is
01:10:31
it's nice to get out of the house to get dressed up to play with you to play andrew i've seen you more since
01:10:38
we did uh my podcast earlier this year and then yours and then we've taken walks and we've talked
01:10:44
and this i've seen you more and i think a big part of that not by choice but just by situation
01:10:49
has been because of podcast yeah yeah and there's something really cool about i miss so much going
01:10:56
to clubs when we're all there and the more successful you get the more you're doing your own [ __ ]
01:11:02
so podcast has kind of done that so i just want to say thank you guys for having me and i really am sincerely grateful of
01:11:08
being able to play with people every week because of this i have to admit too that little brief i went to whitney's house last week or
01:11:15
whatever a couple weeks ago and i saw leaderman and i saw um pavinski i saw all the girls
01:11:23
right you know i mean oh i saw your adam rayfriend my friend as well he was wearing the dr phil clothing
01:11:30
funny stuff he it was an open mic at whitney he wore the prosthetic dr phil
01:11:36
stuff for the open mic there's five people there what the [ __ ] are you
01:11:42
doing i know i'm just doing the open mic i go that took nine hours but anyway it was really good to see all
01:11:49
of them for some reason i felt joy yeah you know and yeah i think
01:11:54
also i feel the same way thank you for being a best friend
01:12:01
rick i want you to look directly into your camera you're single there and just say thank you for being a bad friend very
01:12:06
seriously yeah could i um do it now do whatever you want yeah
01:12:12
uh well i have two things to say okay first thank you for being a bad friend and
01:12:18
second live from new york it's saturday night
01:12:28
you could use the first parter
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