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hey guess what man what's up man i'm so excited why oh we got the new merch
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click the thing look below in the merch bar or or go to badfriendsmerch.com or click
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the thing below or click the thing below do it you two are bad friends who are
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these two idiots why dude i'm an asian dude you two
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are disgusting well you two or something we're bad friends can you see this on my face you
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see this welt i have i got a bug bite on my face it's normally that color though no but look at how swollen this looks i
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honestly can't tell the difference that's amazing can you tell rude right here right here no oh well i put ice on it all day your
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face is all [ __ ] up yeah yeah 24 7. um yeah look who's talking what do you mean look who's talking yeah
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yeah you really got a well in your face you can't see right here i do um uh
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um first of all what hey why what's wrong
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with you today honestly this has been tripping me out all day it looks weird but it's like you look you know what you look like i
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feel a villain like two-face what is this uh this is a gift from i think it's
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sal vulcan and chrissy d sal and chrissy christos stefano salvocano and christa stefano no yeah
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don't know him what is it i don't know
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oh it's a bag of [ __ ] let me see what is it it's a bag of [ __ ]
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it's a bag of [ __ ] why would they let me wait is there a note there oh there is well you have to get the
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note out open it up does it smell no i can't been pooing on whom what
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what does this say i don't know it says
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it says you have been pooped on want to know by whom
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turn over turn over no i don't know i mean well we know it
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says happy is that valentine's day happy anniversary that's our happy ending oh that's our anniversary gift
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that's nice from the boys thanks sal volcano and uh yeah hey babe their new show hey babe human
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[ __ ] yeah is this human [ __ ] yeah it's gotta be let me see okay how about this how about this let's eat it
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no not to eat it oh come on grow up i don't to eat it well let's smell it though
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okay smell it i will open it up god that looks so repulsive the fact
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that you the usp this is why they're closing down because they'll send anything [Laughter]
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no way it's poop
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oh it's the bag is wet yeah yeah it's i look at my hand look at my hands are all pooped
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what is sanitizer gonna do what does santa cut ties are going to do oh my god what smell it
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oh my god it's so gross it's so gross it's not [ __ ] though no something gross we got to send them
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something yeah but we should really get i want to send them something you got [ __ ] oh she got all over her hands
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she should we should really poop in a bag we should really do it i'll poop in a bag for real and send it me too
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you want to [ __ ] around east coast yeah you got oh really yeah oh really new york yeah oh really new
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york you think you can [ __ ] with us basically just new york did it get on your clothes no okay good are you okay give me the hand sanity for
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her slide bad slide ready heads up coming at you sandy one two
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coming at you yeah yeah we're going to send them poop in a bag for real you don't get to send us poop
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in a bag but with sal and chris has a they have a podcast yeah it's called hey babe but i thought
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he had him in the greek i had one no more sadly history hyenas is gone oh they each have independent uh
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podcasts now so sal and uh chris has one and it's called hey babe hey babe okay hey babe it's called hey babe and
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they they just started uh yeah it's on their fifth or sixth or seventh let's bury them
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well that show will never catch up to this i mean there's no way you're gonna bury them though we really do yeah yeah because that's
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rude that's rude that they started a podcast trying to be like us no but it's rude that they would send us a bag of [ __ ] they
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i think they're trying to start a mini war but they don't know who they're [ __ ] with it's so funny because i've had other people try to do that for me
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um you know who did it at first donnell oh really started his right he started do
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like making memes of me look how fat it bobby is no i mean and all that stuff and i was like i'm not gonna [ __ ]
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bite it's not gonna work done now yeah um you know what i've been watching dude oh my god have you heard of the vietnam war uh the
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is it a movie no no the real thing yeah the vietnam war yeah to the best of my account the
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vietnam war was over sugarcane no it wasn't from 19 no let's be let's be honest because i've been watching it
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so let me see if you know really what do you mean you've been watching what the a documentary about the war well ken burns is a documentary
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filmmaker everyone loves ken burns right so ken burns right made a viet vietnam war documentary series yeah and
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um i've seen it twice but i'm rewatching it it's really riveting who who narrates it
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oh god what are we here for oh absolutely nothing
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again god oh god here we go
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[Music]
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whatever that's it right right all that music is so good yeah cause that was the best music came from from tragedy
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yeah and then how come everybody spent four years talking bad about how trump was the worst person and we didn't make any good music one
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song came out of it what song [ __ ] donald trump you know that song right hey [ __ ] donald trump
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you've heard that that song but nobody made other good music they were like it's the worst this is the worst four years ever you're
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like why then why is no good art coming out this should have spawned good art because the best art came from tough
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times yeah the 60s and 70s the race riots civil war i mean uh um civil war the race riots
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uh uh civil unrest is what i mean that was going on yeah you've got you've got feminism's birth the vietnam
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war all this stuff clashing watergate watergate all this stuff happening now well watergate was later what what
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do you mean watergate was in the 70s yeah but vietnam war and i guess i'm talking about that chunk of time like from that decade
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i would say two from sixty from sixty twenty sixties was crazy because of all the deaths yeah right and
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serial killers started to kind of emerge in the sixties coolest ones the legends came out shout
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out to the cool serial killer no but we had we had um what's what i
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mean so we had uh did you see that documentary about the cecil hotel i know yes
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yes you saw it well because i talked to matty matheson about it you guys talked about it we all been talking about it yeah yeah yeah he was texting medicine
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the fat idiot chelsea you had on that show the fat guy the fast chef he's not sure also by the way he's not fat i know he's
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uh returned right he's retiring freaky thicky thick yeah but he looks like the kool-aid man
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yeah but anybody anybody that wants to watch a good documentary should watch the vietnam war one because of the fact
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that it was just bonkers man it's nuts right but what do you mean that's no but i'm just saying like
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that's the thing that um how did this start let me ask you the vietnam war yeah the vietnam war was
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started honestly a small argument in a chess game if you were bad friends we'd love to talk about history
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we would also like to point out that we don't read books while convincing to some the following information is utter nonsense disguised
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as fact that's true lyndon b johnson yes he called
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he called one of the um one of the leaders of vietnam because
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they don't they have leaders yeah he called him what he called him and who was the most famous leader
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of north vietnam he's a very famous uh uh uh pad thai foe
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isn't it chicken
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what was his assistant mango sticky rice sticky rice yeah i loved him yeah
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uh vietnam war was a war we didn't belong in it wasn't but tell me why it started why the why
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it started yeah why any war starts how land you don't know all about land you really
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don't know it's about land it's not about land it's about religion and land isn't it it kind of every war is about religion
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and land i know but you don't really know you're just throwing out like blankets here's why because the vietnamese
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the viet cong first of all wow the viet cong yeah was what was having a coup and uprising
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against the government right we stepped in and we we took them down
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i'm gonna come in here via kang that's not what happened what really happened was in vietnam the
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vietnamese war yeah was not our war but we intervened we intervened in the war that's right we
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intervened in their war we stepped in to help save the part of the issue that was going on in nepal
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everybody knows the napoles the napoles yeah were the incidiary partnership crew
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of the vietnamese war see this is what you're doing jewels take notes take notes she's not
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even she's not even here i know look at her she's not even [ __ ] she has a [ __ ]
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gavel right what do you judge judy all of a sudden what the [ __ ] are you doing oh i was listening
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what were you talking about the vietnam war no yeah right easy guess let me ask you about the
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vietnam war we're always talking about the vietnam war um i don't know how it started but it's
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about like communist and anti-communist and then the north and south very good yeah closer no i know it's
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about north north versus south but not communism one more the other one
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come on uh racism well that's always going to be there that's going to be there always yeah i
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don't know it's fine fascism fascism
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what it was about was um were there nazis in other words no nonsense because i think there was
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nazi you know how you know today people are saying that like trump supporters were not there there was nazis that were trump supporters
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how do you not know there weren't nazis back then in vietnam there could have been a couple of nazis rolling around
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essentially the the war is you know the vietnamese trying to get from under an oppressive
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government rules no colonization so the french colonized vietnam for 60 years yeah god bless god
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bless the french you know and um obviously the vietnamese
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when you're occupied by a european nation you want you you want to have independence by the way the
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weakest how did france [ __ ] you up get on the ground and i will hear you
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um weakest country in western europe go ahead that's fine i'm just telling you what happened it is true right so
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and then a little thing called world war ii happened one of the coolest wars by the way well
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not as good as vietnam but pretty good no way world war ii was way cooler road to didn't have the music or the culture and black people i love black
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people but because you know how they they write stuff on their helmet right like [ __ ] gnarly dogs
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are they mexican and black i don't know this [ __ ] nearly ate hey bro [ __ ] gnarly that's a mexican
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surfer a [ __ ] hangton yeah yeah because they would write messages on their helmet
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right like i would i put like a question mark is it hot in here it's not we're doing fine i just need i want to
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look i want to teach you about the vietnam war oh please please please sorry so um
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world war ii came along see but dude when they were being occupied by france yeah dudes left what do you mean
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who left just vietnamese citizens escaped the country right they fled they fled right they're like we're out of here one
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dude that left was a young dude his name is ho chi minh right he made a trail
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right so that he was like the main dude he was he ho chi minh trail was the freedom
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trail for vietnamese similar to the underground railroad it was in slavery it was a trail that you could go through cambodia and
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whatnot to bring supplies to the south was it well marked well they would bombard it right
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americans americans would fly over it and try to destroy some of these pathways
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but the asians we have good work ethic very good you rebuild stuff you know man i built another bridge
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right and they just built a bridge blow it up again i feel that not the why is that why
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are you guys are so good at rebuilding we're good at rebuilding like like japan was rebuilt in like 60 days
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what i think after the bombing of hiroshima nagasaki was like 16 days later the godzilla godzilla too when he's
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yep like martha would burn down a [ __ ] town and they were oh let's build it you have to build it again yeah yeah
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yeah yeah is it true that the champion gave me another uh name another monster from the godzilla
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universe uh the third one that's very famous there's actually two more that are very
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two more yeah um so you have mothra godzilla what's the other one andres
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what kind of [ __ ] monster is that he's like a sensitive little spanish oh yeah yeah i put you i put your
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building down yeah yeah oh i put your building down no there was rodin oh rodan you remember that yeah i do
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okay so anyway are you gonna see that godzilla versus king kong did you see the trailer
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it could it looks pretty cool i know but i want to see it there was one right before it called the
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king of monsters i know you see it though yeah terrible it wasn't terrible it just wasn't it wasn't good
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it wasn't good but visually was kind of cool the 2014 king uh godzilla movie was great it was
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awesome why why was it good yeah it's just a good move i don't know great casting world crafts actors were good brian
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cranston was in it story was actually okay right the story was great i'll tell you why it's it all boils down to
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not revealing godzilla you know i mean you can't just have them in the first shot i made them
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very mysterious like yeah the first shot of godzilla i think full shot was in that hawaiian scene where they
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were throwing out those flares yeah sure the camera would follow the flares
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yes i remember over uh godzilla's body and it looked like a little yeah like a being right and he would get
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shawty he flicked them and so um that's what i liked about that
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one but then um king of monsters was just just monsters and monsters and you're
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constantly seeing them there's no mystery to them you think you think with creatures of great size or any kind of
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you think it's cooler when we don't show it yeah it's sexier what was that in horror
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movies it's the same thing it's like like in hereditary right they would have a wide shot
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and you wouldn't really know exactly what you were looking at but you knew that you were scared yeah there was no like music there was
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no what would they call them scare um what they call them jump scares
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what jump scares jump scares yeah you know how they use music i know jump scared well he went to
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film school i know he did i know and i didn't like his tone yeah oh he was like scared yeah he was like he upped his mic and anyone
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jump scared yeah like an [ __ ] so cocky so cocky right but they let you sit in
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silence with a wide shot which because it is what your eyes are doing the whole time you're searching to find on the screen where the thing is
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and then maybe you see the corner of the screen what is that what is that yeah and it's just the doll it's sitting on a
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[ __ ] you know yeah it's nothing it's just it's been there the whole time you know i mean
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yeah it's a normal doll it's just a doll when they when they do that when they make you find it yeah oh
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that's sexy it's so creepy it's so good so you know that's what i like about horror movies as well like i just don't reveal it
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i made a movie a feature film horror film that is coming out next week this is real and i wanted to
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show you the trailer okay yeah and see what you guys think all right by the way you know what this means he's like
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enough it's not for us he wants to plug it on our show he's gonna plug it also i'm a little mad
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that we weren't in it or apart he told you know when he told me about
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it what today he's like when did you shoot this a couple years ago oh so he wasn't on
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yeah but he could have thought about us yeah i know he could have at least thought about it he knew yeah if there's people in it i know
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though i might i'm gonna be pissed snap play the trailer go ahead
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oh you got signed by vertical seriously yeah that's great oh that's great all
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right let's play it hey dad go get your tools i'll meet you
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in the truck
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i like him by the way that could have been me
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i'm looking for directions to shook him house he never heard them love him that could have been me yep
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what are you expecting to find here even with a great fire people don't just disappear something else happened
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what are you doing here we shouldn't be
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here i want him gone why do you need private security for a
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scientific expedition aiden kanto safe from what jonathan sadowski two people in
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one second pissed off hearing something down there how is that jonathan sadowski
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turn it up listen to this what is that this doesn't feel right
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terry did you hear that what was that thing how long has it been
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we do security and protection work what is it you protect you they took my son
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and i've been fighting him ever since listen what is that i hear something
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no matter what you do don't let him grab you get me out of here
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directed by who brad parker who the [ __ ] brad parker he did a movie called the chernobyl diaries
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i thought you said you directed this no i produced it okay was your name on it stop stop don't
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move because i'm looking at all the names there alejandro there he is andre thank you oh
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andreas produced by julio halves diego halves
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brothers yeah alejandro de leon yeah andres and andres is last he's last last is always the most
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important one so you produce that yep can we get the location on on that warehouse
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yeah you know i mean that's making that phone call yeah i think yo how much can we get it for
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well how about uh 800 a day how about 750 750. you got a deal you got a deal and then all of a sudden can i get my name on the
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[ __ ] poster fine yeah that's andre that's what he did yeah i'm going for a coffee run does anybody
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wonder all right yeah i'll take a matcha latte can i say this it looked good and that's
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pretty good but also did i call it out look at i called it out jonathanowski who i know very well yeah aidan canto was in the first sitcom
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i ever did wow little rude little rude little rude
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legend legend it looks really good though it actually looks really really
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good yeah how can people see this andres on march 5th is coming out itunes and
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everything let him plug it up itunes march 5th you guys go watch the devil below yeah that looks great tracy that looks
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great dude honestly brother congratulations march 5th everyone go watch that march 5th uh uh from your home for the comforter did
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you get funding for that or how does that how how are you a producer on this creative i developed the script for a
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couple years and then i partnered with a producer who had a film fun attached so
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we found it like that way it was uh those guys those those the the funded fro
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is from uh uh mexico right mexico are they the are they the are they guys that are connected to jose
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cuervo no because there's two guys that are connected to that family that are big funders in hollywood they have a lot of
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money what's their money from the harvest brothers they they don't have any money meaning like they they grind it out and and fun
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financiers in in l.a and then i made another movie with them uh that is coming out probably later
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this year um but yeah this is something that people aren't really aware of in the real world
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something that i'm privy to you are andres knows more than all of us the fans need to know this though that
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like there's a world of indie market movies that are really good movies like this very well done well produced well
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written good actors but they get shuffled around because it takes so long to get money for them
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because the funding comes and goes right right it's hard to find people that are willing to finance and keep their money in there
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they need to have interests that are have pre-sell pre-sales right so like these guys the house brothers know aiden kanto is
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an international sensation in the spanish market yeah they can already pre-sell it in spanish market right that's why they do that
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then they get uh what's the girl's name uh alicia sands same thing right so these guys know oh
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if we can bait the spanish market with this then we can kind of fill it in as well with other names and that'll attract
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other people and then they'll grow in market markets right but what what people don't know about this now being genuine that's so
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impressive is these are so [ __ ] hard to get done it's this is impos this is impossible on
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paper it's impossible so i'm so congrats andres congrats andres thank you guys because i'm attached to a movie um that
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they're trying to get off the ground with um some credible people you know i mean involved and they're having a difficult
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time financially it's so hard yeah and there's like huge producers and huge actors involved in it and
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they're like we're just finding financing okay i've i've told this story before but i'll do it fast
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i had a movie that we wrote that channing tatum was producing okay that you and channing wrote no me
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and about me and my my writing partner nick you know nick you know nikki yeah nikki nikki who christ you know nikki oh the one just kidding i want to
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audition for his movie 100 didn't get it um it did that you did get
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it but they went with somebody else you got it but they went with someone else no he go stephen yoon
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he calls me and he says just let me just say about nick okay okay cause i have to get this out to say it he listens he's listening i
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love him so much nick i met nick he was producing a
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reality show or something a game show probably yeah maybe years ago years ago on mtv or something
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yeah i met him that way he's one of those kind of guys once you see him you just fake mouth kiss yeah you want
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it you want we do we do we just do fake mouth kisses he's like a funny guy he is very funny he's just one of the funniest guys yes you can tell that he's
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hip he's very cool he calls me up and he goes hey i want you in my movie like [ __ ] yeah finally you got to
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audition yeah but that wasn't his terms it wasn't in terms of fun nick and i
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wrote this thing we had it with channing james company and it was cast already alexander d'addario was going to be the girl oh my god who's [ __ ] massive
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yeah right yeah little rel little real howie wow rel was going to be the other guy yeah yeah okay yeah already those people alone yeah right
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we had all of those elements channing tatum's company huge already had a deal with sony those two actors uh we had got signed on
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ourself took dario to [ __ ] chateau and outside just was like please do this [ __ ] movie
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like we'll do anything you're perfect for and she was like i actually loved it sunk both of these people we got financing i'm like
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we're about to make this is going to be incredible this is the the hardest year i've ever spent doing this and the other two years writing it and
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perfecting it and and then we get a call one day they're like i don't think chan's going to be able to
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do it i just don't think we're going to be able to do it the fight that we had some finance drop out it's just we can't finish it it's just not going to happen
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and i was like right this is what happens all the time
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all the time yeah all the names all the numbers all the pieces right right right right right and then one
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little shoe drops and it's like no it's over yeah i think that you you might be able to do it now though i
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think the market because of streaming and whatnot i think right now i think you should you and nick should revisit it
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maybe we'll try i'm going to do a movie in uh after davey i'm do i just i'm going to do a movie with lauren morris
00:25:17
congratulations thanks man you're really well it's not done yet but yeah we're trying yeah good so you who's working
00:25:24
we're literally trying to make it i know but you're who's working i'm working better hey andrew yes boo
00:25:31
um better help has really helped me during the pandemic and without therapy i think i might have uh gone a really different
00:25:37
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00:28:25
back to the vietnam war though time out yeah and there's no vietnam is on where is it is on netflix the the
00:28:31
documentary i bought it on itunes it'd be cool if david attenborough did it i didn't get it at a hulu
00:28:37
but anyway let's go back to vietnam the vietnamese storm their way through the jungle so met with great
00:28:43
opposition from the americas helping them out wielding their weapons at bay so um
00:28:51
ho chi minh oh right ho chi minh had a trail how did he how did he note the trail
00:28:59
what do you mean how did the people know that that was the path did he mark it like bread crumbs for hansel and gretel did he leave little fortune
00:29:05
cookies along the way no he's just you know like the 101 you know where the wanna win is well
00:29:11
because it's a [ __ ] freeway with signs yeah and it's not as if it's like there's dirt roads
00:29:17
but wait a minute how how do people know what ho chi minh trail is supposed to what you ca besides ho chi it one says ho chi minh
00:29:23
city the other one says sunset boulevard you know i mean it's the street side so he yeah he
00:29:28
hammered in yeah yeah i get it and it has a little arrow like you know hanoi 92 thousand miles this
00:29:34
way this way yeah yeah there's like little signs so ho chi minh's trail got people to cambodia
00:29:40
to escape persecution no no i'm just trying to learn you're not you're not listening though
00:29:47
say the russians and um the chinese was funding north vietnam because of
00:29:53
communism yes right so by the way it was ussr shout out hammer and shirt they would bring um
00:30:00
supplies and whatnot down the horchman trail and whatnot but what's fascinating about you know i mean
00:30:06
like am i boring no no i love this i just think it's funny to hear like people at home listening to complete morons talking about history no i'm tr
00:30:13
see here's the thing and i i detest what you just said you should okay is people think that i'm
00:30:20
a [ __ ] right which i am you are i'm obviously a [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah but you know i still can watch
00:30:25
stuff and absorb information that's why i want you to feed me and that's what i'm doing continue right but then you're shaming me because i'm a
00:30:31
[ __ ] idiot no no we're idiots this is just a two-way this is ac dc this is alternating
00:30:36
currents of idiocy by the way probably you know first of all this information that i'm telling
00:30:42
you right now i'm sorry i've been mumbling to myself right for eight hours because i want to talk
00:30:48
about it all right let's keep going no so i'm literally going okay no that's not what happened but let's let's keep going oh you
00:30:53
already [ __ ] up my order yeah i did it so let me just get back and get back baby
00:30:58
it looks like alfred hitchcock is kissing your titty by the way on that shirt it looks like he's kissing your tit
00:31:04
you're right tit that's all for hitchcock i'm kidding no a piece of you didn't know no it's
00:31:11
this orson welles theater here that's hitchcock that's hitchcock symbol i know
00:31:16
didn't know yeah you said it didn't know i didn't know you didn't know i didn't
00:31:22
know did you think it was orson welles yeah that's so sad i know because this is
00:31:27
cinema okay teach me more about vietnam oh god i wish you didn't do that you did that with that scorpion's t-shirt
00:31:33
and now you did it with the orson welles by the way what's this what's the kid's name the um
00:31:39
spaniard guy what is his name fancy b fancy
00:31:44
when you saw that shirt what did you think when you saw his hitchcock shirt what did you think i thought bobby was really cool with uh
00:31:50
alfred hitch on it see impressive he likes you i know as much as you don't like him he
00:31:56
likes you what are you talking about you do yeah deeply because he's a sweet guy
00:32:02
i love him okay i need to get back to learning are you paying attention really yeah what have you learned so far
00:32:08
about the vietnam war yeah coaching me ho chi minh trail oh get real
00:32:14
that's not what does that even mean you're just repeating a thing that exists you're not here i am i'm doing something so like what
00:32:19
are you doing what are you doing picking on my nails yeah you know what she said earlier too like i go get in the car and come over she
00:32:26
goes i have to do my eyebrows i go what i have to do my eyebrow and i
00:32:31
go do it she's preparing for her future [ __ ] yeah i mean you're not being lighter you could be a threader girl right
00:32:36
and she's in the mirror going i need to put eyebrow on my face wait what is it do you paint your eyes i
00:32:43
have no eyebrows she says yeah yeah that's so mean and amazing that's
00:32:48
so mean but elsa earlier today um but they look nice they look great they look pretty yeah yeah yeah they
00:32:53
look great so on but today's a sad day for her too why why because you know we we've been
00:32:59
um fostering homeless dogs yeah i know i see it on the internet right so the teeth the picture of the
00:33:04
dog's teeth that you posted yeah you what did you write cute cute teeth or something yeah it looks like a
00:33:09
meth head's teeth i know exactly what i want to tell her so when i was telling her i go because i didn't
00:33:15
we we fostered so many animals these ones i feel bad but i didn't really want to
00:33:20
get to know well because no that's not because you didn't want to lose them well you don't want to get a puppy four
00:33:27
months ago all right i fell in love with that guy yeah got rid of him right um made a little sandwich out of
00:33:34
him and it was delicious [Laughter] yeah um little ten door line and then um
00:33:39
then we had a uh what's the a german shepherd cora i love
00:33:44
german shepherds so we had a beautiful german he came in here right no and here was the uh oh no yeah
00:33:49
yeah it was that was the shepherd yeah yeah so the german shepherd yeah right and luckily the german shepherds at um
00:33:55
kalila's mother's house they she they took him in oh that's awesome so we get to see her and then they said um so i'm
00:34:04
flying in from hawaii and as i land at the airport this is [ __ ] by the
00:34:09
way you get a text um we have two new dogs anyway um you were in the plane so i couldn't you
00:34:15
know confirm it with you so we have them so [ __ ] right i could have sent it before i left hawaii exactly
00:34:22
and number two they go it's homeless dogs as soon as she said homeless dogs that was out that was out and i was
00:34:29
telling her they're between residents as dogs yeah and i was telling her though i go you know
00:34:34
if you wanted a roommate right would you want you know
00:34:39
someone like us you know i mean someone part of society or would you want a homeless person right honestly yeah homeless guy why
00:34:47
because he's going to appreciate it more yeah but he's not going to be able to pay rent right that's the problem well you can
00:34:53
put him to work right you could put him to work no yeah i i kind of lived with a homeless person
00:34:59
um in the late 90s we were all homeless when we started comedy no but a legitimate one
00:35:04
yeah a legitimate one his name was dave we call him hippie dave i like hippie
00:35:09
dave yeah and hippie dave stayed in our house in silver lake but he used to do math and he used to clean our
00:35:16
house with a toothpick uh toothbrush and how clean was it great so i'm i'm just saying so if you
00:35:21
put meth in there drugs yeah yeah yeah gotta have some drugs in there to clean up by the way we're not homeless shaming we're not shaming if you're not
00:35:28
if you don't have a home uh you are just as valued and bobby obviously would rather have someone who
00:35:33
came from a home before i feel like myself yeah i feel bad because my um theory on the two dogs is probably wrong
00:35:41
right julian and i'm so sorry that i didn't um get to know those dogs you know um i
00:35:48
just couldn't emotionally do it anymore because i get emotionally attached to these animals
00:35:53
see and it really breaks me see today stop picking your nails god damn it no i'm listening yeah so
00:36:01
she's had a hard day a hard day because she's the sole provider of these dogs you're having a tough day because uh the
00:36:07
dogs are gone that makes me sad that's not why no why huh
00:36:15
what the [ __ ] is wrong with you man are you on drugs no i'm listening i need to focus on something so that i can be more
00:36:22
focused on you oh really by picking your nails yeah yeah yeah
00:36:27
so how do you feel about the dogs um i feel sad but yeah but when i saw the
00:36:33
guy he looked like he could like he was trustworthy yeah yeah well he was a new york comic oh who was
00:36:40
it yeah he's friends with this stefano the one that gave us the [ __ ] earlier wait he really yeah and and he took which dog
00:36:47
oh really but you said earlier you liked his voice yeah yeah what'd he sound like hey
00:36:52
forget about it man oh yeah there was a forget about it pizzeria i got i got it i got it you guys take off you guys take off
00:36:58
you're the best you honestly you're the best at impressions you know what dude that's new york that's new york i love do new york
00:37:05
hey forget about it man hey forget about it yeah yeah uh say in a new york accent where's the closest pizza spot hey
00:37:11
where's the closest pizza spot perfect yeah how do i get to the l train
00:37:17
how do i get to the l train [Laughter]
00:37:24
forget about it you got to say that forget yeah about it forget about it forget
00:37:31
about it forget about it i can't do voices it's a run-on it's so funny because they would
00:37:37
uh when i was on mad tv they would go can you play an irish guy i go now let's hear your irish accent do you want
00:37:42
i'll try to mimic it well ireland ireland kind of sounds oh that was close pretty good like conor
00:37:48
mcgregor all you have to do is speak fast and up go to my conor mcgregor oh it's kind of like oh it's conor
00:37:54
mcgregor conor mcgregor old areas that's conor mcgregor oh there he is oh he's quite quite a fighter oh there he is up
00:38:01
at the end conor mcgregor okay quite a fighter that he is on a mcgregor
00:38:07
that's so good yeah yeah say quite a fighter rider quite a fighter
00:38:14
quite a fighter quite a fighter quite a fighter at some point now you're going back to asia and you're like why the fight why
00:38:20
the fight you do it no yeah yeah i'm so bad you did a great job i tried
00:38:27
it so try it say it mcgregor say it's oh it's conor mcgregor no it's so hard it's not no you have to do it
00:38:35
you have to do it can i say mary anne oh look it's marianne yeah yeah go oh
00:38:42
oh look at the corner to marianne oh um it's so hard to try
00:38:51
oh look it's mariana no i'm just gonna say the name okay cool come on marion
00:38:58
that's pretty good oh look it's marianne oh it's conor
00:39:04
mcgregor say that real fast oh it's conor mcgregor oh it's going to mcgregor perfect perfect that's good give me
00:39:12
another accent uh can you do uh let's can you do can you do canada do it short to do it well i'm from
00:39:18
canada up here we have big movies i'm from canada hey it's always asian with you
00:39:24
i i i i i you can you can represent that because of the fact i think you're just looking at my face well let me close my eyes and do it
00:39:30
ready and so so repeat after me go uh up here in canada we we uh up here in canada we drink molson
00:39:36
we dig molson yeah no now you're irish and asian do fancies do spanish you i'll have to
00:39:43
repeat it i'm good at mimicking well let him speak and then he mimicks what he says oh hey guys how are you doing
00:39:49
hey guys how are you doing no give himself real phrase give him something that he can hold on to i love andrew so much his comment is
00:39:56
much better i i like andrew so much his comedy is much better than mine see that's good that's close that's
00:40:03
really good no i'm serious that's a little closer to mexican than spanish yeah yeah but it's good i like andrew's comedy
00:40:10
it's much better better than mine perfect yeah thank you that's perfect yeah you do it i like andrews no andre says yeah
00:40:19
because the fancy has a sometimes they do the ethos how does they do that
00:40:28
okay time out i want to go back because i still need to learn about vietnam
00:40:34
we stopped at ho chi minh
00:40:42
yeah you had no chance no matter how many people we [ __ ] threw in there soldiers right first of all the kids
00:40:48
that we sent there were 17 18. no they were the young obviously but um they were always um
00:40:55
low-income kids usually minorities you know i mean poor white people poor italians you know
00:41:00
just poor people poor people poor people yeah and then um they were um my uncle
00:41:06
really yeah he was a numb did he die he's alive not only is he alive uh the only thing
00:41:12
uh he took back from nam was a severe heroin addiction so it turned out pretty good yeah no serious that's real and he
00:41:18
smoked unfiltered paul malls you know what that is yeah unfiltered he was smoking insane it's just smoke and you're
00:41:24
just yeah you're just you're smoking cancer yeah you're smoking cancer cancer yep so um but what was i mean imagine being
00:41:31
you know you're 18 19 years old and you're uh i mean imagine what we were doing in
00:41:36
1898 we were like should i go what am i going to do go to college what's going on with my life i was i was getting drunk and yeah
00:41:43
but imagine like picking up organs of your friend right and putting it in body bags while
00:41:50
like the viet cong is just shooting at you yeah i mean it's just insane and you're in the middle of a by the way
00:41:55
you're in the middle of a beautiful place right like it is beautiful so the juxtaposition of life well that's
00:42:01
not where they stayed during vietnam they didn't have one they didn't have the forces i'd say they had the one season
00:42:06
they had one season yeah but they stay in the middle of this beautiful jungle i thought about that when i saw forrest gump that i was like how crazy
00:42:12
that this is like paradise and these kids from all over the country in the us go to paradise for the first time but
00:42:18
bullets all day long yeah and they were and they were also sent into battles that were unwinnable well they were we want you to take that
00:42:25
hill yeah but they you know they're they're up there do it what do you mean just get up there and
00:42:31
do it we need that hill and then once they would take the hill and they would lose 80 of their friends right the military would be like okay we
00:42:38
got it let's let go they're like we're not going to do that at least put a sign up no we got it yeah
00:42:43
it's nothing what about agent orange wasn't that from vietnam loved it because that's great cologne
00:42:49
no agent yeah they would burn your skin and they would just a canopy drop it all over the all over the uh it would just destroy
00:42:55
foil edge and that's what gives people lung cancer and then after that after vietnam yeah people
00:43:03
would come back and then they would hang out of vfws and they would get legionnaires disease
00:43:08
what is that legionnaires disease google george legionnaire's disease is genuinely
00:43:15
legion from like legions america like vfws they would they would get this infection in their lungs from the air
00:43:20
conditioning units not being cleaned oh my lord legionnaires disease right
00:43:26
symptoms and causes well meat lesions is inhaling the bacteria
00:43:32
from water or soil bacterium legionella it had nothing to do with the legion
00:43:37
it's the bacteria name i i was i was born with harlequin ichiosis
00:43:43
no you weren't because i've seen it we've shown it on the show and you weren't damn it no you were not hey you remember the bit
00:43:50
you remember the bit that we did last week about the confederate robert e lee yeah i think we want to do it who's we we're
00:43:57
going to make it fancy bee wants to make it maybe a sketch or a real
00:44:02
series i was thinking a short first and second we do like a short short first well so it doesn't fail he's
00:44:10
a good director though he directed um a youtube video of mine do you still have that video
00:44:15
yes what's it called the emperor of the world emperor of the world and it's basically what i would do if i was like the
00:44:22
emperor of the world you know what i mean bobby lee was the emperor of the world i killed mine and i walked into a liquor store
00:44:40
witness greatness behold the emperor of the world
00:44:56
how when was this this is right after mad maybe three or four years after matt tv and fancy directed it so i was like i
00:45:02
didn't know what to do so i would call around and go what do i do yeah and um
00:45:08
my friend lisa lisa bonet no lisa nova lisa donovan right she started a company
00:45:14
called maker she was a youtuber yes lisa nova lisa nova and she said um
00:45:20
come to my company and we'll just do sketches so i would show up at this you know i remember and that's how i'm
00:45:26
at george it was in culver city right in culver city i remember it yeah you remember the warehouse district yeah and i used to do that talk show there
00:45:32
as well yeah and i remember um i met him i don't remember but pd yeah well george
00:45:39
goes i have a friend who's gonna direct it so i showed up and i vaguely remember him and i
00:45:44
shot the sketch and then we only did one so do you entrust him to make a sketch with us now
00:45:49
i think that he has the skills well let's be more sure than think if we're gonna trust this guy to do
00:45:55
something for us i think he can do it he went to film school right yes which one though columbia university
00:46:02
that's good that's actually good that's a good one right no that's good yeah usc would be better by far yeah and
00:46:09
he's gonna try to argue well now the program is actually
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butcher box oh my god egg jewels yeah we get a lot of butcher bugs don't
00:46:20
we yeah and we eat that delicious meats do we not yeah high quality cuts baby oh guess
00:46:26
what i just took out of the freezer tonight for tomorrow steaks i'm having some steaks uh and
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that's what you get it's awesome and in terms of meats i look for two things right yeah high quality
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uh and also this is meat that has no antibiotics or hormones ever it's nine to 11 pounds of meat it's
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code bad friends for 20 off your first box is there a time period that you can teach
00:48:56
me about of course like a war yeah well a war maybe not a war okay well how about this
00:49:03
you want to stick in the asian asian stuff yeah yeah the great wall of china how much do you know about the great wall of china nothing
00:49:08
you know nothing about it i know it's there why was it erected what why was it erected well obviously
00:49:14
just making an assumption to separate two bodies of lands correct okay but what
00:49:20
bodies of land um north and south i don't know east and west east okay east and what i was close don't
00:49:27
don't don't be diminished i was closed it could have been either one right
00:49:32
there's only four ways to go yeah so i made a guess right and i said east and west so you said north and south so
00:49:39
that's what i meant it was east and west why why do they want two sides divided um maybe there was two different
00:49:45
kingdoms not called kingdoms they're called embassies
00:49:53
chinese come on china okay they're called um dynasties dynasties that's right am i right that's exactly
00:49:58
okay separate so so there's two different dynasties probably ming ming and
00:50:05
ping wing ming and pink ming and wing ping pong it's where yin and yang yeah yeah ming
00:50:11
is white and uh all right so there's two deserts ming dynasty and there's another dynasty it's wing
00:50:16
wing dynasty and so they separated which was a joke they just said look at the east wing dynasty get it because it was on the east side so ming and wing what
00:50:24
happened was these two emperors were fighting right if you're making this up right now it's not because i really want to learn
00:50:31
i am giving it to you i know but i feel like you're making it up though i'm not there's no [ __ ] wing nothing what do you mean ming and
00:50:37
the wing dynasty the ming i've heard of i've never heard a wing you've never heard the wing dinosaur no fellas am i lying or what ming and wing
00:50:44
dynasty okay what happened was all right the these two emperors hated each other
00:50:49
this is the creepiest part their sisters were in love oh yeah they were like wait
00:50:56
so the ming what the emperor bong ming is this pong b no no that's the sister
00:51:02
bong oh so the sister was bong bong ming yeah liked the wing sister one of the wing sisters and i don't
00:51:08
remember because there was triplets there was three wing sisters but bong
00:51:13
ming i do remember her bong ming loved one of the wings triplets they caught them
00:51:19
making love scissoring scissoring well i don't know what it called in chinese but
00:51:24
they had chopsticks they were chopsticks and anyway that was crazy
00:51:30
you say something like that they were sticking that was insane and one of the win in one of the wings
00:51:36
all right so making love these two emperors let me just stop it for a second got it so let me just get this straight okay all
00:51:43
right that's right so the wing yeah the wingding sisters
00:51:48
the emperor had three sisters had three sisters triplets they had they were triplets correct okay and the ming dynasty had one one girl
00:51:59
right was scissoring one of these girls she was stopped and the chopsticks i've just my bad she
00:52:04
was chopping chopsticking one of these sisters the middle child i think you don't know for sure i'm not positive because they look the same it could have
00:52:11
been either one they were triplets yeah exactly they didn't look the same they were like anyway no it was triple so it could have been
00:52:17
anybody true true right right so anyway they were hooking up these two emperors caught wind of it
00:52:22
and he said i refuse my sister to go to your palace anymore and he says i don't want your sister to
00:52:28
come to my palace anymore yeah cause bong is trash wow bong is trash that he said that
00:52:34
you know what is that a couple thousand years ago no no let me ask you this though yeah would they obviously they didn't get
00:52:41
together at like you know i mean and applebee is to talk right there oh you mean how do they communicate through pigeons or something
00:52:47
well they would open up a letter there are no pigeons in china instead there are ferrets ferrets what are they doves
00:52:56
doves what what what bird chinese geese a chinese goose i didn't know come on
00:53:03
so they would send chinese geese to the air with notes on them to get to each of each palace yeah anyways this seems
00:53:09
like a long time for a chinese goose yeah to fly over it's like it's it seems like they fly
00:53:15
80 miles an hour no they don't i've seen these and they're pretty that would probably take eight years have you seen a chinese goose
00:53:22
then you don't know what you're talking about okay i'm sorry it's a 55-foot wingspan they're huge it's the size of an airplane basically
00:53:28
okay small airplane so they send it back and forth their note and back force i don't want my sister over here sounded shooter nets come over here
00:53:34
piece of [ __ ] i don't want her over here how about that [ __ ] and he goes oh you know what now you know what now i'm gonna send my
00:53:39
[ __ ] triplets over so he says try hey try to get over to my land and see what happens
00:53:45
so donald trump remember how he said build the wall that's where that came from okay okay bong ming's brother was the
00:53:51
first one that eventually built the wall it's really hard to believe what that they would erect
00:53:57
that wall that thing took a hundred years to [ __ ] put out because initially it just was to block the two
00:54:02
dynasties east and west but at some point he got a little cocky and was like i don't know how long china is
00:54:08
it's huge right but he said i want some people to see long distances they'll build well this is unbeknownst
00:54:15
knowledge to a lot of people yeah the first chunk of the wall the first mile and a half was popsicle sticks it was made of popsicle sticks and
00:54:21
elmer's glue i'm dead serious they re-erected it later with stone yeah yeah no you don't know anything
00:54:27
about it no i don't know i know you can see it from space
00:54:34
i don't know one thing i don't know anything about it i know people take pictures on it and it's wasted i know i know i've seen steve oh walk on it yeah oh
00:54:41
dude dude what's up hey i'm just gonna skate down the wall yeah yeah but um so that was just five
00:54:46
ten minutes of just [ __ ] now some of it's true none of it is i think ming i think bong ming is real meat there is
00:54:53
no bang bang look up bong ming please and tell me that that's not part of the ming dynasty bong ming
00:54:58
bong ming there there he is bong ming go to his instagram there
00:55:07
oh you're right there he is celebrating when they built
00:55:13
the wall okay with some buds congrats you don't know anything about american history
00:55:19
yeah what do you want to know because i'm gonna i'm i'm gonna look honestly because i want to learn if so
00:55:26
the next it's because i know that ken byrne has a civil uh a civil war civil war one is amazing i want to watch
00:55:31
that one all right because i do know about that and then he has one about just america like the american west
00:55:37
i'm going to watch it i can teach you about that tell me about the 49ers do you know who the 49ers are why are the football team
00:55:42
why are they killed the 49ers because they were well 49ers aren't they aren't they miners the
00:55:47
actual miners that's correct right and they mined for gold that's correct is that why the helmets are gold
00:55:54
well they're red and gold but yes gold is part of their color because of that is that i'm not i'm i'm being i'm being
00:56:00
real so these 49ers they probably northern california well they
00:56:05
would mine gold in northern california santa maria san janez valley yes the sununu valley yes right and then
00:56:12
so what do you need to teach me about them well first of all why why why was the gold rush in northern
00:56:18
california not in southern california because in southern california there is no gold why would there be gold up there
00:56:24
and not down here it has something to do with mountains i don't know what why you wouldn't do that we don't
00:56:30
have mountains in southern california but there was never a gold rush in uh texas or
00:56:36
one in texas of course there was oh but in southern i don't know and texas is flat so tell me why because you said it's mountains well it
00:56:42
has to do with the rivers right that's right and it has to do with fresh water sources that rivers right and
00:56:48
coming from the mountaintops correct right and um it gathers all the deliciousness
00:56:54
and stalactites yeah yeah it gathers all these minerals to come down and then you would take a pan
00:57:00
right and wade through the water panning for gold you pan for gold it's
00:57:06
kind of like the pasta strainer that you have at home yeah okay that's actually where that came from yeah so what you're telling me
00:57:11
that is that there was a gold rush in san diego there was a gold rush in san diego where they didn't make a lot of money
00:57:19
everywhere well why didn't you think of a [ __ ] river in san diego okay first of all you know how it's called carlsbad do you
00:57:26
know why why because one the gentleman that discovered carl's bad his name is carl yeah okay yeah that was his bad
00:57:32
lands the badlands that's where that comes from uh carl's badlands and so
00:57:37
he bought that place not just on the gold he found down there yep i'm telling you all this is fast
00:57:44
okay you could look it up so that's about the american west the great american you know the real reason we went west wasn't to find land
00:57:52
what was that it wasn't a fine land what is it [Laughter]
00:58:01
it wasn't to find land tell me what it is man it was to get away from all those guinea whops in new york
00:58:08
[Laughter] you don't know anything i don't know much yeah yeah but i know
00:58:15
i love you but do you watch that you watch documentaries
00:58:22
i love documentaries yeah which ones do you like what did i just see a doc well i watched the cecil
00:58:27
before that i watched um the social network before that i see the identical strangers oh i loved
00:58:34
that did you really i did i love that yeah the replacement of the of yeah yeah what do you mean the guys that
00:58:41
the two the guy that the the the guy the brothers
00:58:46
but what happened they don't know their brothers that's it that's the one yeah
00:58:54
i haven't been watching a lot of docs lately you've never seen in that one salt fat acid did you see identical to strangers i did what's it about i don't
00:59:01
know okay it's about no but i do but i don't remember yeah i'm gonna tell you what it's about yeah it's about um i don't remember
00:59:10
really either but i'm gonna try to try to bring up the image and then i'll be able to tell you i'll tell you right if i can see the
00:59:15
triplets that were separated at birth right one guy met and he ran into the other guy at college i remember right right and then he said
00:59:21
he said you're dan and he's like i'm not dan i'm kevin he's like no way you look yeah yeah i remember there was a third one that was right yeah
00:59:27
and then they tried to do a research study on them to find out if it was if it was if it was nurture or nature right say
00:59:33
like they all smoke the same cigarettes right they were a science project basically and then they found out that that it wasn't true yeah that it that it
00:59:40
was true they were brother but it wasn't true that that um that you share these innate things that so much of it is harbored by
00:59:47
nature correct no it's about nurture because didn't one of them kill
00:59:52
themselves no they're all still alive that they are right there on the photo no one of them died did he die yeah how did he die i think
00:59:58
he killed himself how do you do it i don't i don't know how i always want to know how they did
01:00:03
it why because i want to know would the other would the other twin do it the same way i'll probably just ask my brother to um
01:00:10
you know what i would do is i would take i would take 10 volumes and i would just tell my brother to stick a shock under my mouth and just
01:00:16
okay too dark so black it's like the darkest we were i don't
01:00:22
know how to how would you kill yourself uh jump no that's too dark bunch of
01:00:28
flips i would do i would do a bunch of i do a gainer off because there was a there was a documentary about
01:00:33
the golden gate bridge what was that called the bridge you ever see that dude it's the best
01:00:39
it's about it's about how many people died building it right but there would be people that jumped i remember this right
01:00:45
and then there would be like you know i mean a cameraman just that would place the camera place the camera there and instead of going
01:00:51
don't do it they would just push record
01:00:57
they erected a net below it because so many people were jumping off of it but one kid right jumped off the golden gate bridge
01:01:03
and he broke every bone in his body but he lived but he lived and he kind of floated yeah he was just
01:01:09
like he was laying there did it work yeah i'm not dead right and he eventually makes it to
01:01:15
like the you know i mean the show yeah right and then he decided just laying there on the beach i think i
01:01:22
want to live finally right that's all it takes and then he just he he got his bones back
01:01:28
i don't know how how do you get your bones done they reeled the bones healed right yeah they were
01:01:34
mended you went to the hospital you got to did somebody mend them yeah a doctor oh a doctor right and then he
01:01:41
just lived a life but then a lot of people like you just die instantaneously well you
01:01:46
you they say you die the moment you hit the water yeah but sometimes you live that's weird that guy that lived yeah what are you
01:01:52
some people more than one as lived jumping off of there yeah
01:01:58
really i saw this other one where it was like about um how to die in oregon
01:02:03
it's about um assisted suicide oh right because it's legal up there yeah isn't that where kevorkian is from
01:02:09
yeah do you know who that is do you know who doctor of coworking you've never heard of that oh he's the best well he's i mean one of the best in the game for
01:02:15
sure he kind of in terms of that assisted suicide yeah he's one of the best
01:02:21
he's sort of like the the amadeus mozart of suicides he's revolutionary he's he's i don't
01:02:28
know who's better uh george michigan i didn't know he was michigan yeah look at how cool he looks bring up his
01:02:34
photos so so uh yeah rudy can see what he looks like really handsome guy yeah like if that guy was helping me i'd
01:02:41
ask are you dead yeah sure you're dead right yeah you seem dead by the way you would walk
01:02:46
in this guy's office you want to kill yourself yeah wagon that finger do the one where he's smiling below this is the kind of guy
01:02:52
that always looked old to me right like i feel like he looked like this when he was 30. do you know what i mean i've only seen pictures of him when he's elderly yeah
01:02:59
even when he's young right there look at that one in the blue shirt next down down below next to the blue shirt left go left look
01:03:06
at that he's 36 right there was always old yeah so this guy got a lot of criticism for
01:03:12
help for for pushing for assisted suicide because he he said people prison people
01:03:18
want he said people want to do it we might as well help them do it so it's not let me ask you jules so if i was like um
01:03:25
let's say you're a government official whatever right and you're in charge of making laws okay and i uh i'm moving to a different
01:03:33
country i'll tell you that yeah i proposed a law right saying that do you believe that you know if i want
01:03:40
to kill myself that that it should be legal that somebody could help me
01:03:46
i feel like if you have like severe conditions that yeah that would be okay but if you just want
01:03:52
to die and you're like healthy yeah no no these are people that have like a chronic like yeah disease that
01:03:58
was that so you think that that's yeah because i think yeah they're suffering already yeah yeah
01:04:04
do you know what a suicide is at a fountain drink like like you know what a fountain drink is yeah when you go to like burger king
01:04:10
you know what the suicide is no god when we you don't how does she not know that's just that stops suicide no andres what's the
01:04:17
suicide of the fountain drink um nobody knows that except you really
01:04:22
yeah george you know you mix everything together you mix everything together see he knows what do you mean you do you always i didn't know that
01:04:30
you've never known that no they called it the suicide george you knew that right yeah he said that andreas you don't you
01:04:35
don't know that no what do they call that in spain people don't do that we don't do that anywhere else except in the mid probably
01:04:42
in the midwest right you guys call it pop anyway it is pop it's not pop it's pop you know it's just you know
01:04:47
what carbonated drink what do you call coca-cola it's pop carbonated drink you don't call it carbonate pardon me may i have a
01:04:54
carbonated drink [Laughter] yes you may my little noodle friend no you call it soda yeah so when if i go to
01:05:01
because i go to fuddruckers sure you do right build your own burger baby yeah but they have the
01:05:07
they have those fancy ones the ones where you can make new drinks no well you can get a diet coke but then
01:05:14
it gives you eight other options what i'm saying cherry cream yeah right it's hot it's dope they have that
01:05:20
in movie theaters yeah they have those in movie theaters rest in peace so if i do that with um if i do it with
01:05:25
diet coke sprite and all that kind of stuff then i call that a suicide that's called the suicide wow i didn't know that but those fancy machines
01:05:32
you couldn't get through all those options what do you mean the fancy machines have like 90 combinations right the old school old
01:05:39
school ones have like six you know so you just do six yeah so it's coke usually coke diet coke
01:05:44
sprite fanta yeah uh and then and then mr pibb and or and or
01:05:50
uh dr pepper because they're independent right the girl that used to live behind me her dad worked at rc cola remember rc
01:05:56
cola rc yeah i know and it went away i know it went away why did they take it away from us i don't well let me tell you something
01:06:02
what they took away from me um this is and i've talked to this about
01:06:08
this maybe five years ago and um when i was a kid my mom was too lazy to
01:06:15
make breakfast why you look smiling i'm just settling in for whatever it is it's not anything
01:06:21
bad no i know right to you so she no no and we'd be like you know you wake up
01:06:27
you go i hungry hunky right and she go eat that and it was like a carnation
01:06:33
breakfast bar what is a package oh like an old person's breakfast yeah it was by carnation yeah it's like
01:06:39
an elderly person's breakfast whatever yeah and they stopped making it
01:06:45
because i don't know but there's a campaign of people that were born in the 70s
01:06:52
right which isn't me we're trying to bring it back are you involved no i signed a petition
01:07:00
years ago but it literally is the greatest bar
01:07:07
carnation breakfast cereal breakfast bar it's a chocolate bar there it is that's it it's a chocolate
01:07:13
bar yeah dude i remember this and it was crunchy yeah yeah it was crunchy
01:07:18
there was something about the middle of it though that you could consistency to it that you can't
01:07:24
like sometimes i'll go to a 7-eleven or whatever mm-hmm because this if you look at the package
01:07:29
you go this looks like it and then you stick it in your mouth it's not it's not the same it's not the same all
01:07:34
right so how about this yeah in the same way that reddit was able to resurface gamestop stock
01:07:40
yeah we're asking all of our fans right now to tweet at does carnation still have a
01:07:46
twitter we want you guys to get the breakfast bar back i think they said though um i think carnation put out a statement
01:07:52
saying we don't even have the recipe anymore carnation uk whether you're making baking top into mix and carnation makes
01:07:58
homemade easy with gooey caramel condensed milk and evaporated that's not it this is that look that's carnation nestle makes it it's nice
01:08:04
nestle owns it every everybody tweet at nestle and ask them to make carnation breakfast
01:08:09
bars for for tito bobby i want everybody to do that to see if we can get it the greatest thing i i swear
01:08:15
to god i would probably just replace that as a as two meals a day if they remade it how about this if we
01:08:21
can get this back they should make it just for you for your 50th birthday this year yeah it was so there's something about it and i just remember
01:08:27
like my mom just keep she just bought boxes of it and i would just grab a stick in my pockets
01:08:32
and take it to go and go and i wouldn't even eat the school food do you think if you if you ate one now would it do you think
01:08:37
it would have the same nostalgia for you like would it bring you back i think tears would well up in my eyes
01:08:43
we kind of get an incarnation if i if i stick my it would it would bring back all the my dad beating me with a golf club right
01:08:48
yeah i mean like all the good don't be carnation breakfast bars that's the commercial
01:08:54
and stuff that's a great commercial you know what your mom like it's like a little a little stocky asian kid walks walks downstairs
01:09:01
you know did your mom smoke no man i wish she did and this in this [ __ ] she does
01:09:07
they're both smoking and your and your dad is pruning flowers and your mom is reading the paper and you're like i'm hungry
01:09:14
and your mom was like eat that and she points to a breakfast bar and you're like what is that and your dad hits you with a golf club and goes don't be gay
01:09:22
and you take a bite of the carnation breakfast brown you're like oh and then and then anime like she like you know
01:09:28
and you just fly to the earth carnation and breakfast bar you're going to be gay can i be honest with you yeah you're really funny today
01:09:35
thanks i was on twitter i got rid of my twitter because i read something oh just let me
01:09:41
just say it i know you read something negative and then it wasn't negative about anything oh it
01:09:46
was somebody it was somebody saying a young woman she goes
01:09:52
i love bad friends good right i love bobby lee but i love especially
01:09:58
andrew santino and that's why you deleted twitter because a fan said something nice to me
01:10:05
one time well when i read it you get all the love in fact no i read it in fact let me show you something no when i read it right yeah my i it
01:10:12
does this thing or it started vibrating so i was reading it and was going to i was going i was trying to be happy for
01:10:18
you too impossible no be real i was looking at my phone right i was reading it right
01:10:24
and i did you know a joker smile you know because i was forcing it yeah so i was doing this right that's
01:10:29
nice and then my eyes started vibrating like this yeah and then i
01:10:34
you know got out of the app and i held on to it like this and then i pressed the x delete and it
01:10:41
zipped all because of a nice comment yeah how many more comments you get okay george bring up the video of the kid you want to see something insane look at
01:10:47
look at look at this kid by the way time out how old do you think this child is he's cute take a guess weird thing to
01:10:53
say right away how old do you think he is eight okay how old jules eight you can't don't get
01:11:00
the same goddamn number she's not your dad seven or
01:11:06
ten okay what do you think andres oh have you seen the clip you guys if you've both seen it then you can't say it
01:11:12
i've seen it all right george you've seen it too all right so okay here we go listen to what this kid says
01:11:18
yeah okay so what are you blake four four four years old what's your favorite podcast
01:11:25
bad friends and who presents bad friends
01:11:30
who's your favorite bobby or andrew
01:11:35
uh why
01:11:42
no he said bobby so what do you like about bobby
01:11:49
valentine's day
01:11:56
what do you like about andrew what what do you like about andrew
01:12:07
and it centeno kim what you have on your face what you got in your face
01:12:16
are they english the boil is on his face
01:12:21
[Laughter] by the way you know how keen this kid is you don't even know you don't even know
01:12:27
what he's referencing it do you remember the boils that you talked about yeah it's upsetting that a little bit it feels good let me say
01:12:33
this one a little kid would watch listen to our pockets it's insane and also he says what do you like about andrew
01:12:38
santino he takes his paws and he goes when he says the kid what you got on your face that's from like my my special from like
01:12:45
six years ago that a joke from my special that's a funny joke no but i think it's crazy that this kid knows that i know that the
01:12:52
dad lets him watch us and by the way whoever this dad is you're the best yeah you're the let this kid watch bad
01:12:58
friends forever because look at how nice of a kid he is what's going on what is this
01:13:07
i don't even i ignore this [ __ ] whenever this first of all let me guess i haven't seen this video yet let me guess he calls me sleepy eyes
01:13:15
let's hear it yeah let me let me make an assumption here that this redneck is going to say
01:13:21
something about my eyes okay let's hear it go ahead bobby lee you [ __ ] hear me bobby lee
01:13:27
sleepy [ __ ] all right wake up dawg i'm that [ __ ] alarm clock son yeah come get some you want it you
01:13:32
little gristle animal come get it dog come freaking get it dude there's cat with them new bangs dude i'll
01:13:39
i'll jump off the bottom rope and [ __ ] still take you out you bastard yeah you're gonna hit that red head on
01:13:45
the way down dude i [ __ ] oh oh yeah i'll catch that dude with you get a little cinnamon on your elbow i'll
01:13:50
catch i do with my yeah one of my hoofs i'll catch that chatty hollywood elite with one of my
01:13:57
hooks yeah he is hollywood oh dawg time i'm sorry i can't do the show i'm i'm on set yeah i'm on set i watched
01:14:05
somebody else's stretch i was on set yeah dude setting my deck of nuts
01:14:12
when i was a kid yeah there was a kid named brady and i i think that he was born literally
01:14:19
with no brain right right like he was just empty yeah but i hung out with him because
01:14:24
this dude right could pull a stop sign right out of the ground right off the ground
01:14:30
with his hand at the age of 12. yeah you your woman do it do it you go good and pull it out
01:14:37
yeah right and i use brady because i'm the you know every brady has a guy like me a hundred
01:14:42
percent a little guy yeah like you know master blaster master blood consumer best blaster pull
01:14:48
up master bath blaster yeah master blaster [Laughter]
01:14:53
right that's that's brady that's brady and you and that's me on top i'm the guy telling him what to do right
01:14:59
go this way yeah go this way brendan schaab right is
01:15:05
the same right yeah so theo's right yeah telling you
01:15:11
what to do yeah right it's that redneck right that twangy little [ __ ] that hicka dude
01:15:16
i didn't want to say in bread because it would be a compliment wait it's true yeah it'd be a compliment to him yeah
01:15:21
and yeah yeah a few of my cousins yeah it's a mix of like family blood yeah he's such a dick fart he's a hit
01:15:27
yeah you know how you can tell he has an eye that just wanders what about these two douchies are doing right is that you should provoke a war with the real warriors
01:15:34
right with real world yeah yeah they're trying to provoke a war with true warriors you know what with you know what we're
01:15:40
the mental we have mental capacities yeah yeah here's the thing you and i say we're stupid all the time yeah we do
01:15:45
that as a fun we go we're dumb and we're not that smart these two guys yeah honestly i'm not
01:15:51
kidding pound for pound the dumbest people i've ever met in my life like the yeah you know can i say
01:15:57
something to you that's the brightest thing you've ever said yeah because you're right
01:16:03
and there was always something about them yeah when i would hang out with them right i would feel uneasy right right
01:16:09
like you know um if i used a word right they did they couldn't comprehend
01:16:14
yeah i mean yeah and um but what i realized was is that i'm dealing with people that are
01:16:21
just not mentally quite there because of either their heritage
01:16:27
ceo right or um or because they got hit in the head so many times shop yeah
01:16:34
yeah and so that you just nailed it in the butt right there they are just um bottom dumb you you know what an
01:16:40
anglerfish is like sure you know it has the light and pull up a picture of an anglerfish yeah yeah this is what theo and schaub
01:16:46
look like if they were if they were together a fish if the own shop were uh a fish that that's them there they are
01:16:54
no no no the the third one the orange one the most yeah that's the only there we got water
01:17:02
that's what they look like yeah let's say some good things about let's say some nice stuff now they are um quirky cute
01:17:10
yeah they're um that's all we got theo
01:17:17
calls me one day and he goes hey man uh i got a gig where we're gonna play a
01:17:23
millionaire's house and i go ah i don't do houses man he
01:17:28
goes dude it's like hit and run man you did 10 minutes and i made you half my money it was a
01:17:34
lot of money yeah it was like it was like 10 grand to do like 10 minutes of
01:17:39
material oh my god we got in the car drove away he made me a lot of money for
01:17:44
for nothing right and he didn't have to do it because he could have done it by himself
01:17:50
why did he why did he ask you because he thought it would be fun to do with me that's nice and he's a nice guy no he's
01:17:55
a really nice guy and um shaub is just a gentle giant they're both very sweet
01:18:01
you know what this is the reverse you know what we're not going to attack back how about this we don't know what we did we we went to
01:18:08
you know what i mean we got yeah our gun instinct yeah we need to go attack and we should have
01:18:13
done the other thing yeah here's the other thing which is you know just say you guys are doing fine great man i love those guys i love great
01:18:20
guys you know what's so good about these guys talent everything oh everybody's talent skill ability these guys are
01:18:27
great guys you know the word you usually people use the word dynamic in the wrong way
01:18:32
but i'm going to apply it to them dynamic yeah they are dynamic yeah i've never met two guys more informed
01:18:38
aware and educated yeah just they have just an instinctual um
01:18:44
talent like they're just instinctually good they were born knowing how to talk and have you know i
01:18:50
mean really unique um interviews and absolutely and they're able to express themselves in a very
01:18:56
original way and and i think that they're um just real
01:19:01
mega stars you know in the podcast world and and in the and in their entertainment in general
01:19:06
you know you know want to track when you're when you're in a race on a track and everyone has to start at a staggered position but technically that's all
01:19:11
that's all it's it's at the same position but it's staggered because it's on a curve yeah these guys yeah they're the kind of guys
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that would start behind the curve and let you have the begin and they'll go you go first because i'm so good i'll
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catch up yeah it's almost like they would have their own olympics do you know what i mean that's very it's almost like they're
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they're in a league of their own and can i just say this too about them if there's a sainthood about them
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oh good for instance oh goodness oh goodness for instance um remember when jesus was um nailed to the
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cross i remember it vividly and a roman guy you know they stabbed right yeah while he was up there right he was
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up there right and they walked away laughing probably like [ __ ] right um shaw seems like a guy that would go
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up to jesus's wounds and just start and heal them heal it and try to and even though he's dead
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right he's dead right he's trying to heal yeah and he'd probably kiss it kiss the wound and theo is the kind of
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guy we're not don't don't forget about theo theo is the kind of guy i won't forget about don't forget about theo i'm not
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he was the kind of guy i don't even i don't know if you know this but theo yeah theo used to work in a bowling
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alley when he was a kid right and he would set the pins yeah right and there was a little old lady
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she was 97 years old this was her 97th birthday party yeah and she just found out that day
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that it ain't working that well anymore oh right and she said all i want for my birthday
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is to have a perfect game yeah right perfect game means all the strikes 300 yeah theo catches
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wind at us right while he's in the back fixing the bowling machines bowling pin machines and so what does he
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do he knows she's 97 she can't see the pins yeah as she rolls every time no matter what
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he makes it go down yeah first frame second frame third frame and this is crazy right yeah this is
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crazy on the last frame yeah he said i'm gonna let her do it on her own because i believe in her yeah
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she lets the ball go yeah sure enough strike on her own she gets a 300 she gets a 300
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of all yeah yeah that's the kind of guy that theo is and by the way the old lady wasn't even
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white and i know that's tough for him yeah but it wasn't even a white old lady she was black was she was a black old lady i read that and i know that you
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know theo inside was like i don't know if i can help you yeah yeah yeah but he did anyway he went against his family traditionally he went
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against his innate right instinct yeah another thing that he did was um you know lately chinese people are being
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hurt in public in public because of the roanoke because they have because
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the chinese virus right but they've been doing it for a long time right i'm just saying this happens he's from the south
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he's from louisiana louisiana small town small town yeah and there was one chinese guy there
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there was one yes and all the you know southerners they used to push they used to take uh you know those like
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mini bats and mini bats and you know one guy would go i'm gonna swing it i'm gonna swing it
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right on his forehead tommy right when i hit like this you hit another one here oh right so
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there you you you know me so he wouldn't even know where to go whoa right so yeah so they would hit him
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and he you know i mean because if you hit him this way he'd go forward yeah right but they would hit him and he would go blah blah blah blah
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blah blah blah blah and every day and then one day right one guy named bubba smith that was his
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name i okay you read a box i've heard about that yeah he pushes the chinese man right leo roy chan was his name yeah and leroy
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was falling down to concrete oh what did theo do what theo laid on the ground
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no yes laid on the ground like this right right right brakely royce broke his fall wow yeah and they just
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laid there for like 45 minutes did the theo say and then leroy would go thank you so much thank you don't worry
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about it man no no nope no sweating off my problem no sweat off my paws yeah so he's done so many
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things he speaks and limericks that guy he does he's smooth it's poetic
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hey man you know what they say you can't open a can if a dog's butt ain't gonna be shining from tuesday to wednesday
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yeah and it's stuff like that that makes me go yeah i know what he's talking about yeah exactly i know what he's talking about so you
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know um they can uh they can try to throw stones at us yeah and because we know who they are they're
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really good people and they're profits and they're and because this whole thing this facade yeah it's not real
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it's not real deep down yeah these are good guys deep down they want to be
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us they don't want to be us and so that's
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what that that's where it drives from that's what it comes from yeah it's i want to be them so bad you know i mean
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and then i'll attack but we'd already know who they are we know who they really are and they're good people good this whole king and the sting thing
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yeah this big personality yeah yeah king not a king no just just a jester yeah just a man
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gesture and the stung and stung past tense yeah yeah yeah it's over he was stung he was
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stunned yeah the gesture and the stone yeah that's what it is and i wish them the most like in fact let me tell you
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something yeah are you ready for me to do this right now go ahead i hope their show never
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ends ever and one day they'll get 15 positive reviews
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that's my goal for them i want them to get something i get 15 reviews yes would be nice so guys can all of our
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fans do me a favor go over to uh the gesture go over to their page and go ahead and
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write their um good luck fellas just wish them luck yes good luck fellas from bad friends from
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bad friends yeah good luck fellas from bad friends that's what we'd like and they wish you well we wish you well
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yes i love it i love it and you know what on this positive happy uplifting upbeat note thank you for
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no i love those guys yeah this is all this is all in good fun but honestly talk [ __ ] about us again and we're gonna
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[ __ ] you guys up we'll [ __ ] you guys up don't start a war you don't want to fight in yeah that's
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insane what are you doing yeah you're bringing your brain you know it goes back to the vietnam war we shouldn't have been there
01:25:19
this is vietnam yeah and you should not be here this is vietnam right if you want to fight bong wang
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and one of the triplets then come through and do it i think it's a bad [Music]
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