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there so come yeah so come see me go to anderson.com andrew santino.com you two are bad friends who are these two idiots
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white dude you two are disgusting well you two or something we're bad friends little blacky gotcha honestly out of all
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the people to get covered he was the most worrisome why is that um he just looks like covet kind of to me he has a little kova desk yeah he's got
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a vi of like no you know he looks like um he just looks like he's already defeated yeah well he does have cove he does like if he saw coveted in a ring
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you you and i would be like oh yeah he's he's he's got it yeah it's over we're on this corner we just pack it up throw it
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in the towel yeah it would pack it up but um but he's alive he's alive he's still alive how long how long has doc doc has
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covered ladies and gentlemen how long has doc had covered now for three days four days for a couple weeks are you serious yeah
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for a couple weeks because i've been checking on them for a couple weeks wow i didn't know are you alive yeah doug thanks for checking up on oh yeah
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man don't fight copenhagen won't take me down but can i just say this before we start um we almost didn't make it because um we almost died on the way
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over here no that's not even a joke i don't know why you're laughing it's not even a joke i don't know why you're laughing it's really since in the
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new studio do i need to tell you to put the mic closer to your face it's not it's insane it's insane how is this
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still trying so um just real quick you know when i came over here i i stopped by the little 7-eleven because i look refreshments sure and i have money you have money yes i like
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i like to buy things you do like to buy things yeah so we're there i go and i go jules you want to go and she goes no i went in there and i want to bought
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pedialyte peter light okay i come back it's gatorade pedialyte beautiful i come back out and the car door is open
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on her side she's dead no no i walk in she doesn't say anything right no i don't know why the car door is open but when i walk in the ha in the in the car imagine this all right smelling yeah
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let's let's suppose an egg right ate an egg got it [ __ ] up an egg got it right and then just left it on like you know rotten egg on some concrete in the
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summer boston like under the sun under the sun boston right and then a cockroach a family an entire family of kakarochi they start they go it's a swimming pool yay
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one of them's like no it's not but is it no it's not but they when they all died that gets formed mm-hmm anyway
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she did a fart [Laughter] she did a fart dude that i literally went should we go to the hospital is it was that what died inside of you i don't know i haven't pooped in four
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days [Laughter] why haven't you pooped in four days bud i can't what do you mean nothing's going out
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do you sit on the toilet for a long enough time no because they said you get hemorrhoids no okay okay first of all
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who says that atikulillah has she had hemorrhoids no but she's she's a man she's just don't know it all my [ __ ] girlfriend is a [ __ ] know-it-all she
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thinks she knows she doesn't know anything she doesn't know anything she knows a lot she knows a lot of medical stuff but you know what she's not here
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so i'm going to say it she said no it all damn you know what dude are you eating enough
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fiber no i don't bring up a list of things that have high fiber in them high fiber
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and then we can see you by the way bobby do you like our new tv because it's [ __ ] huge for you
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it's a 65-inch i understand this but the thing is that the screen is still too long from my eyes what are you talking
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about it's the biggest screen needs to be here it's the biggest do you want us to get a drop down tv right in front of your face yeah okay we'll get one yeah but i want it so i can press a button like how about like
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in the voice yeah yeah yeah yeah okay well we'll do that guys like a light that does something all right so bobby read the list of her to her of the things that have happened okay
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honestly from here i'm going to show you what that says to me no just go back a little bit to show you where it was
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that says sarah's chrome that says shaman shankle five girl that one says august sixth the other one says apatow
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yeah yeah no it says apples so i've never seen her eat an apple i've never seen her eat raspberries i've never seen her eat an avocado bananas bananas a lot you eat a lot of bananas high in
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fiber yeah i heard i've never seen her eat beets i've never seen her eat right broccoli none none of that artichoke
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brussels sprouts none of this stuff you've ever lentils do you know what lentils are no take a guess
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small beans got it kidney beans split peas chickpeas okay so all of these things that have high fiber you eat none of them okay this is why you can't poop bananas
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okay i know but how many bananas once every other day or three days or you gotta eat you gotta eat more fiber every
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day you know what can we get can you guys let's have george reach out to um uh what's the thing that old people have
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and they stir in their uh at night before they go to bed muse um metamucil metamucil so reach out today
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i'm gonna say cyanide that's why i don't let's get some of this for her can we get some out of you to see if we can get
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her to [ __ ] and can we have a [ __ ] tracker for her like uh just to find out we need a shirt you know i [ __ ]
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so two weeks ago i i had an emergency i [ __ ] in the parking lot of the grove of the you [ __ ] in one of the
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nicest outdoor malls yeah yeah so my brother um and my brother almost my brother almost goes
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i don't think you're my brother anymore man like it was that humiliating to him because it wasn't like at night it was
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like it was like seven in the middle of the day it was like seven but what did you do do you pull your picture so we went to go see um the movie um licorice
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pizza how was it loved it and it's what's his name's movie right yeah paul pt also you're watching magnolia tonight yeah okay oh my gosh what
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she's a discussion oh you also remind me so she said something even crazier yeah remind me later i'm not
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even done with this okay so we went so i go and i go i got to go to my car because i forgot my cigarettes or something and as i went toward my car
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and i now i mean the movie theater is there right i parked where the [ __ ] farmer's market is okay so it's far it's
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far it's pretty far it's a wall right so as i'm walking i fart a little bit a little poo comes out like normal it's
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not normal everyone here is farted and a little poo's come out normal no that's never
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happened in japan once in japan but it's japan all right that's true it was interesting yeah it's a japanese
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japanese thing to do yeah just a little bit came out i'm gonna say something too and i want to apologize to brad williams why
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you didn't do that to him he was born williams right now because i've been thinking about apologizing to him
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because the uh forget the growth story there's another poo story that he's involved with that happened as well you
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should on brad williams no it's close he is perfect it is perfect but he is even worse
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yeah okay okay so i would i was at the improv okay and i was about to go up and this kid
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went up before me and he [ __ ] i've never seen him before this kid and you you're gonna know his kid you know his name i do but are you gonna be able to guess it he's a new kid
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he killed improv packed room white kid killed it what and i [ __ ] my pants he was so good i had to
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follow him you had [ __ ] in your pants when you went on stage no up in the green room up upstairs so he was down
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there i was looking down his name was trevor wallace oh yeah i know who that is yeah yeah he's so good he crushed he
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crushed it and what did you do i started shaking nervous right i [ __ ] my pa and then the host goes up right and i pull
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my sweats down i pull my underwear down i pull my underwear put it in a [ __ ] ball i throw it in the corner of the green room i pull my sweats back on i barely
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make it on stage bro there's a poop so there's poop underwear upstairs in the green room right in a ball now can i say
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this too go looking for it guys poop scavenger hunt underwear on now but also years ago
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i got banned from a club because i left pooh in the [ __ ] green room seems pretty
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reasonable right so now i'm paranoid i get off stage i go straight to the comedy store because i have you don't bother to go clean up your poo underwear i don't remember it
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really remember i'm late for my spot all right all right i feel like i remember can i
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just say this right now happy new year to you happy new year to you and i feel like you're being judgmental so i wanted not even a little bit rewind it a little
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bit yeah go and i don't want any judgment from you can i tell you something i'm glad you're one of my best friends you're one of my best friends i
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want to say that right now out loud you're one of my best friends and i love you i love you no i'm not i'm not even
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done dude okay i love you so [ __ ] much man you're like a brother to me man i love you so anyway felt good um yeah it was great i thought
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we were gonna get somewhere else with it but yeah i'll take what i can get out of it yeah but i really meant that but i meant it too i love you to death thank
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you so much look me in the face right now say i can't live without you one two three i can't live without you thank you so anyway who wonder where's up with the
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improv right and here you are you're raised in the store cause you got a nine 45 spot so now check this out
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this my story right now is like magnolia it's all over the place but it's going to make sense okay
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so andreas years ago so years ago i had another poo incident that brad williams where i left i had a poo thing right where i left a poo somewhere and i
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hunted him down for his advice what to do because you know midgets always i don't know why i don't know why that's
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why i want to apologize and then this time around right i was at the comment store i was freaking out i hunted down brad well
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where's brad and everyone's like oh brad went around there i went to find brad to help me figure out how to figure out this poo situation but in my head i'm like do i think that
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little people have better knowledge of poo or something i feel like little people do probably poop themselves more than we
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think that's why i think they just you know why but don't say that that's straight crazy well their organs are smaller it's got it processes so fast it's got to get out of there faster
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i never thought of it medically let me call brad and see if he's got so many let's see let's see if brad thinks
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because people could be saying oh you're being um hightist right now you're you're being behind us no i came here to
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apologize bro i know but maybe your assumption was true that maybe lps do know more about [ __ ] their pants
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than normal people okay i'm a regular heighted human human i don't know what's the terminology for that
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but we'll see if perhaps brad what's up buddy hey buddy you're on the podcast with me and boob uh we got a question for you all right fire away bobby [ __ ] his pants
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uh he feel and he did it twice and he feels like he has to always seek your help when he shuts his pants
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i hey bobby i kept your secret i didn't tell anybody what a good friend that's number one that's why i go to little people well you remember they love keeping secrets
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they love it they love they're so good at it well they can hide them in those trees also they never told anyone where the wizard
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was right never once not what did they tell you where the wizard was bro brad they're good at secrets
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there's a wizard i told you that never see you're broken yeah also have you been to the chocolate factory they don't give cop stoppers for free no you have to worry about people right they're good at like they're good at like um
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being loyal to their company correct right and they're good about their word correct they're very have you watched
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peter dinklage in his movies yeah he's always playing a businessman he is he's got something important to do always yeah yeah and he always keeps secrets
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brad he's a good guy brad first of all we both love you very much bobby wanted to apologize i apologize every time there's
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a poo thing i always come to you and i want to do you know next time i'm going to go to chelsea handler or somebody
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else let me say this though okay brad except his apology anyway but also do you think that his intuition is
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instinct might be keen on the idea that perhaps lps are a little bit more knowledgeable what to do in those
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situations than anybody else well first of all bobby i you're close to the ground accept your apology and
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you can always come to me with any poo news see uh and don't worry we're friends i'm going to
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keep that just between you this is a popular podcast everybody knows everyone knows everybody knows
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yeah now now now everybody knows but yes you are correct and i i i think he just
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looks at me because dwarfs typically have larger asses so maybe he's like see he's blowing my [ __ ] mind you're not the biggest ass you realize how big his ass is there's got to be a
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lot of [ __ ] coming out of there but it's here's the thing the [ __ ] doesn't come through the cheeks
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with them it does no it doesn't that's the difference it's not like the cheeks are full of [ __ ] dude no the chicks are full of [ __ ]
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what else is in the cheeks that's true i never thought of it that way it's poo it's poo it's being dragged down because
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of the gravity and also brad um and rudy over here you know rudy jules rudy hasn't [ __ ] in four days in four days any advice uh get your affairs in order because you're
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probably going to die probably going to die following you're going to die so i'll get your affairs in order brad i love you we love you very much brad we
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love you bud i apologize happy new year buddy happy new year bye bye the best so um could you want to share you're going to die yeah jewels i don't wanna die just because i didn't poop in
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four days but you gotta poop it's waste leaving the body otherwise you're storing waste you know elvis he died
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with a bunch of poop in his body a lot of how many how many pounds of poop did elvis have in his body so you're gonna be elvis and you know where he died too
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on a toilet toilet with a with a peanut butter and jelly fried banana sandwich yeah that's real
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yeah look at this you know where that sandwich was read that in between his breast read that out loud bobby the corner
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found you gotta make it bigger for him no bob no no sit down they're gonna make it big the corner found over 35 pounds
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of white chalky fecal matter in elvis's colon 35 pounds of poop inside of elvis that's a king that's the king baby and you're the queen and you probably have more poop inside of you
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imagine if how much you weigh 115. can you imagine if like 70 pounds of it was just poop if she was really
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disappear yeah what if that oh you need the poop inside of you to stay alive exists that's true that's what it is
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she needs matter you need to you have you have to have matter today otherwise yes so i want you to tell the boys because
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we care about you you're like our daughter tell the fam tell the family what you said in the car oh because it
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was it was before the fart i think the fart was immediate but the second thing was a little scary
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so go ahead i want to have more body count to be cool oh my god and you know what's so funny watch this is the best part about this right now on fancy has no idea what body count means
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what does body count mean do you know what it means fans i have no idea take a guess of what she means by that
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uh i guess you'll have to count something with your body yes fancy thank you very much i'm glad he made it through you know through the transition fire
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i thought he would leave that [ __ ] at the old studio going well it was killing and then
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roadblock body count is how many people you've had sex with so rudy is talking about
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getting her body count up because she wants to sleep around she wants to be cool is that what you think is going to make people cool yeah due to bobby said
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that he has 660 what did he say he has over 60. his body account's over 60. and he said i'm 50 years old and he said that's cool and i said i want to have 60 and he said
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that's not cool he's old and he's come from a different time different era a different era and also his body succeeds we're amazing that was amazing it's a free free free love free
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love dude i think this year is free love oh no oh no no no no no no so you just want to do it just
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to be cool so she was like basically saying that's not going to make you cool it's not
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bobby is always saying i'm uncool because i don't know any music that's cool just cause you don't know music doesn't mean that doesn't mean you should just because you go [ __ ] a bunch of people doesn't mean you're gonna be cool that's
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what youtube bobby said why because i told you to to listen to one beatles album what the [ __ ] is the
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problem who's the who's the most uncool person in the studio and on our team who is it
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who is it can i say pete you can and by the way no pete died he died you know why body count too high
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too much he had two he had too much and he got the hdi he left something for you guys before he
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before the time before he died yeah what do you leave us we'll do it at the end okay okay i want to say this there's so many diseases too
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there's new diseases there's so many there weren't around when when we were sleeping around there's diseases now
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waffle sprout alfalfa sprouts have you ever heard of alfalfa oh my god oh my god i'll tell you what happens okay
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and it happens to um young males between 18 and also west coast guys it has to do
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with the humidity or i don't know that the dryness combination mm-hmm one of the other yeah but what it is is uh alfalfa sprout is basically he sticks your penis right in you right and it's
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there's fungi i guess it's it's the root is fungi the basis the base is basically what you'll
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end up having is have a fungal ecosystem correct that will sprout yep right and you'll have like mushrooms but you know what shiitake chicken big shiitake mushrooms we love
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that we'll eat that i'll eat that that's delicious but like they'll have little little little ones little tiny have you ever walked past a pond still water yeah
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you know there's like lily pads but there's also little weird weeds yeah that can start growing out of your chonch yeah and it's it
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burns it burns constantly 24 7 fire so is this what you want that's what you want
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give it another disease that came out i really remember the article the other day oh yeah
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is insane believe that what do you mean you could look at it it's a disease we're not online right oh we're all fine we're all flying
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this is insane it's disgusting if you've had too many bodies if your body count is way too high yeah
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naturally right your your chuchu starts producing its own cacao to make chocolate yeah now in your
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mind you go what do you mean my puss is making chocolate that sounds delicious no this this is sour
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disease-ridden what could i can't kill her chocolate so people go down there a guy goes down there and goes oh chocolate
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dogs forget it forget about it yeah a dog can't go down there now they'll die immediately they're immediately chocolate right that's the thing
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i'll tell you how that happens though you know inside a female vagina and we're talking medical we're not being grosser right there's only a number
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amount of vaginal juice correct right so every time a man you know goes inside you there's only
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it's like oil you're right you're going to run out of oil we're like petroleum right your vagina is like petroleum
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there's only a certain amount so what happens is if your body count goes above you run out of the vagina vaginal juices
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and you start using organic cacao that your body automatically produces so your dogs you have four dogs right just by them being around you by proxy
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correct they could die correct so you want to kill your dogs because you want a [ __ ] body count no what's the disease called again tokocho
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hey andrew yeah you ever feel like your mind doesn't have an off switch yeah often or that tension is constantly
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traveling through your body yeah or do you feel tired no matter how much you sleep buddy yes andrew that's just a few
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of the many ways stress anxiety and sleeplessness can harm your mind and your body i know and this year why not
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make small changes to your daily routine that have a big influence on your mental health and well-being we've genuinely talked about mental health on this show
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i don't like shopping what i would like to do is i like to let's tell somebody what i like and have them shop for me
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one out um three or four months ago i got a package i think my form was because i wanted to do it there will be
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blood kind of a vibe i've dig that you know i like kind of like you know weathered down like you know um you know coal mining right and also
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can i have no what 20 no i just don't can we pick them yeah we get to pay if we can pick them can we pick the 20. what if you pick ugly it doesn't first
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of all can i say something about you i told you this before it's not about looks look at kalila
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is it about looks for her is it about looks no can i ask you a question can i ask you a real question you are
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handsome by the way god bless you and take care please don't you're my best friend okay
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all right can i ask you can i ask you a serious question is kalyan a beautiful woman mm-hmm when
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she puts a makeup on honestly it's i know you're related to her she's your aunt but try to step away from it just
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is she beautiful this day she is the prettiest right yeah so so you knew her before she met me right
00:26:11
mm-hmm what would you imagine her dating i can see it tall tall long hair long hair yeah muscles abs abs sporty sporty tall yeah did you say it
00:26:23
dull i'm saying it again you can see it again uh right sporty right and then what does she go to small low we say low
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low low round sweet korean korean very specific nothing that's a nothing thing no he's got hair on his head that's a that's not that's no people like korean all right well not always one of my point is is
00:26:59
that she didn't she went ugly no she went against the name against the norm against right that's what we want that's
00:27:05
healthy all right so that's what we're going to do for you fred savage fred savage you know i know him should i
00:27:10
call him do you know fred savage do you know fred's hat oddly he doesn't like me so let's not call wait why
00:27:15
because what time he directed a tv show i did one that's why it's probably the same tv show i auditioned for what what did you do he was directing a tv show auditioning for
00:27:27
the show yeah and i it was one of those auditions where i don't know what happened either
00:27:32
he said stop and you can i said i'm done but at one point we didn't finish it it
00:27:40
was over it was bad do you know who fred savage is no so aggressive the way she says it fred savage was on a very you know they're remaking that show by the way the wonder
00:27:51
years they brought it back do you not know this it's an all-black version of don cheadles john don cheadle's doing it
00:27:56
that's fred savage he was on a show uh called wonder years and it was i mean it's a classic it was a massive classic back to fred okay back to fred so can i tell you a
00:28:08
story about fred that he won't like me to tell it's not that big of a deal go ahead but he was having a tough time directing the show and we shot it in vegas what was the show called please
00:28:14
tell me no no you're not you didn't audition for this it was called sin city saints it was a basketball team in vegas oh yeah it's probably right but but fred
00:28:20
but we so we had to do a scene on the ferris wheel in vegas like that you know that big
00:28:25
huge ferris wheel yeah and we had to get all the crew loaded up onto there and they can't stop it they couldn't stop it
00:28:31
please don't show oh my god that's the [ __ ] show look at how terrible that is yeah there's me but also baron davis that's where i met him are you the coach
00:28:37
yeah i was the coach oh i have to see the show man it's the way you're the coach of a [ __ ]
00:28:42
is that tom papa that's tom arnold well that's tom arnold's in there tom that's molly ackerman to my left that's rick fox insane okay anyway look we had to get on
00:28:54
with the ferris wheel but they can't stop it they legally were like we can't stop it and it goes slow enough you just have to get on so we're like okay we all
00:28:59
have to get on the whole crew had to get on and twice twice we couldn't get the whole crew on
00:29:05
and little fred savage boy oh boy did he blow up dude stop lost it lost it we get half
00:29:12
the crew on and the camera guys and the sound guys couldn't all get on yeah and he was like what's going on
00:29:17
why can't i mean dude freaking the [ __ ] out little fred's ever and the whole time i'm thinking oh my god wonder yours
00:29:23
is freaking out i couldn't get it out i was like little little wonder years was freaking out he
00:29:28
[ __ ] lost his mind meanwhile i was supposed to have a love scene on there yeah and he was losing it so we got on there and then as we took the trip we
00:29:35
missed half the guys so we had to just stand there quietly and it's like 15 minutes to get all the way around she had to just sit there while he was just
00:29:42
wait have you ever been yelled out on a set by another actor yeah oh yeah yes i have i have who
00:29:48
yelled at you jenna fisher from the abc show yeah would she what'd you do because during
00:29:54
during her reverse one time i was reading an article so so rude i know for people
00:30:02
that don't know what he's saying when the shooting over the over his shoulder onto her face which he was saying was a reverse
00:30:07
you're supposed to be paying attention to the other actor and giving them lines and helping them bobby was kind of doing what you're doing right
00:30:13
now to me you were reading a [ __ ] article in the middle of a scene i mean we might have to move on because i didn't want
00:30:20
this reaction crazy mean bad bad but right but you know what what i love it thank you good thank you good that's what i wanted my best friend was my best friend the article was good
00:30:32
you got to read it it wasn't it was bad let's pop out farts i don't give a [ __ ] but yeah yeah she so she goes she goes
00:30:38
that's [ __ ] rude man yeah like i did it for you you know like come on and i go sure you're right you're a bigger star i'm being rude you were but but you know
00:30:49
what when that happened it's still kind of fun it's very fun because it's weird like people
00:30:55
you know i mean the people at the art department are kind of being quiet did you feel like a little boy when she
00:31:01
yelled at you like did you feel kind of i feel like a little powerless boy and i also remember going i just remember going thinking to myself oh i remember like 12 years ago you like you would you said
00:31:13
you would kill a family member just to be in a scene with jenna fisher and now look at you and now i'm like on a show with her and i'm being like a [ __ ]
00:31:19
dick so i don't know why i said that story man i feel [ __ ] bad about it it's okay it's okay sorry have you done anything who
00:31:25
yelled at you i wanted to hear what you were making al madrigal and uh griff griff got yelled at by melissa leo when
00:31:31
we did i'm dying up here i mean lit us up like what for talking in the middle of us we were talking when the scene was
00:31:36
done all right i want to be okay can i be you and then i want to see what she said sure okay
00:31:42
i don't know what her lines are but uh no no no this i'm no i'm you right we're off your camera and we're chatting yeah
00:31:47
hey man griff good set last night man [ __ ] is it really you like my side yeah like you're saying i'm kidding i don't know what you're saying oh yeah i don't watch myself
00:32:02
let's get some tacos hey man it's not lunch man we just got here it's eight o'clock call though i want tacos we don't have tacos man
00:32:13
well craft servers craft service go to craft service we go to craft service and i was like hmm hey hey
00:32:20
andrew you wonder if can i rub my fingers against these these fruit roll-ups you know what i like to do every morning i like to come here and touch all the little foods on the craft service and
00:32:33
i don't let anybody you know i mean get clean food here anyway well we our tv show is great man
00:32:42
so anyway are you gonna interrupt me she's still she hasn't come in yet she hasn't come in yet
00:32:47
she didn't come in yet so much more happened before so much happened before she interrupted it was like another hour he's gonna be so mad at like doing that yeah
00:32:58
he's not gonna be happy wait wait baby so um let's just now interrupt i'll keep going
00:33:04
but you and robin okay so anyway uh dude what is where's that woman woman that's on the show that's supposed to interrupt us baby what's up tacos
00:33:16
tacos she still hasn't come in yet i know but i honestly honestly didn't if she doesn't come in like five seconds
00:33:22
it's [Music] okay so anyway andrew oh no yeah you you think i got sickle cell you know because bobby picks on me all the time about it you know she jokes around he feels sick herself but like you know
00:33:46
i've been having some pains on myself i better have some sickle stickly sickly excuse me yeah we're still in the scene what's so
00:34:03
important what's so important outside if you need to talk go outside is there anything you'd like to say go outside that's what she said oh in that in in that frame that was what it
00:34:17
was and me it doesn't seem that bad oh dude she let us up it was so unnecessary we were way off camera we
00:34:24
were nowhere near the scene and then what did you guys say to yourselves oh do we look like little children i mean
00:34:29
all of us the moment that she was like excuse me all of us were like little ch look grown al magical you know we're all
00:34:35
mr he's mr tough guy the moment she came over and did that whole thing all of us
00:34:40
like little [ __ ] were like like kids yeah yeah yeah no she embarrassed it was embarrassing did that to me it's embarrassing kim catrell did i've had i've had
00:34:51
a lot of are you gonna go back to sex in the city you said is that it's not done
00:34:58
is it done i don't know what's going on it came out i haven't seen a single one my buddy told me he saw you last night and he actually enjoyed your stuff on it he said he did good thank you but um but
00:35:09
wait i thought it's back isn't it going are you going back this year no they said if they i don't they don't have a pickup for the
00:35:15
second season i don't know what's going on but i don't know what i would do i don't make decisions because the most
00:35:20
i'll tell you i'll be honest with you it's 2022 and doing a lot of reflection okay and the reflection is this number
00:35:26
one when i turned 50 i got really depressed and i'm going through something right now i'm going through a depression or
00:35:33
whatever so um so i've been doing a lot of um internal like what what do i want to do what direction would i want to take you know we let's talk about and i and i
00:35:44
i realized number one the most important thing for me right now is tb and be bad friends those are my two number one
00:35:57
my creative outlets that i i want to do yeah yeah these are things that are what i want to do for the next couple of
00:36:03
years number one that's my number one thing number two i want to get back get an hour back together so in 2023 i can
00:36:10
really tour hard and i want to because bob died i just want to be a better guy you know i think that if you if if you look at
00:36:23
why people reacted the way they did to bob dying it's basically he's down deep down inside just a really nice guy and a mensch
00:36:34
and he's he was real he was a really nice just a guy that everyone loved and i'm like that's something to aspire to man don't you think you're that now people i
00:36:47
think i could be better i think that i can like if i poo in my underwear throw it in the [ __ ] green
00:36:53
room and you know zach did that all the time i know but but second to go to a dwarf and go what
00:36:58
do i do no that's true he doesn't so that's never taken it's like i take it to the next level i take it mythological
00:37:05
you yeah i take it like i take it like you know very like narnia i narnia like if i prove whatever right i have a poo situation right
00:37:15
i could call you but instead i go willow you you know and it's like why do i go willow because you know i and that's why i want to be a better person okay you don't know willow willow is
00:37:28
but it was a very funny reference very funny reference so this is a story that i i've it's very old but it popped up on my feet again the other day and it made me laugh this woman eleanor kerrigan
00:37:41
is eleanor yeah my eyes are bad this woman woke up uh with a chinese accent she literally
00:37:47
is british and she woke up with a chinese accent i'm serious in england is a dead set who now sounds like she's from shanghai
00:37:59
it wasn't until i was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital to actually say you're aware
00:38:04
of the way you're speaking [Laughter] she has a better asian accent than i am by far all right stop this video wait wait i
00:38:19
want to see what she just said to see if i can do it hold on just do her just get ready because that's too many women do just go just youtube
00:38:25
woman wakes up with chinese accents just heard of the way you are speaking are you uh where are you speaking can
00:38:32
you do it are you aware you're speaking can i do it am i the best i don't think you can are
00:38:38
you aware oh my god it's so good how you're speaking you're so good at speaking girl how about you juliana no no no no no [Applause]
00:38:50
try okay it's just so weird to ask an asian to do an asian act i know she can't do one but
00:38:56
i can't well okay you do it then i'll copy it hello hello how are you how do you
00:39:11
feel oh you're good um are you aware that you are speaking are you aware that you are speaking
00:39:23
nothing's better than watching asian asian accents pretty [ __ ] that was pretty good that was pretty good just do your dad when you do your dad that's an
00:39:29
asian accent do your dad do my dad now right i'll do it right oh you where is stop there stop there yeah wait
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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me oh eddie bobby bobby are you well bobby who are you
00:39:47
[Music] i miss you [Music] very good thank you let me ask you something is there a village let me ask you something is there a village in china with just a lot of these people no where
00:40:14
a chinese person wakes up and goes hello how are you with a british accent oh my god can you imagine what happens
00:40:22
this is the bad friends movie i wake up one day and i have a korean accent you wake up i'm an irish actress i can't do an irish
00:40:29
accent can you be something else try it just give me a line again we tried i know i can't do it how about this we'll
00:40:35
do it write the script but i will go take a class or something we tried you can do irish remember
00:40:41
remember conor mcgregor perfect perfect conor mcgregor i've got i need to go to the shop i need to go to the shop perfect
00:40:54
mcgregor just say that all the whole movies anytime someone asks you something yeah just respond
00:40:59
just respond with conor mcgregor yeah conor mcgregor conor mcgregor so when i ask you something in the movie
00:41:05
and i wake up that's the movie is that's the movie because i wake up with a korean accent he wakes up with an irish accent
00:41:18
we like a lot of accents and languages on this show you know but the thing is is that they're they're surface yeah and
00:41:24
you and i can go deeper we can go way deeper and i think the thing is you and i have the same and i honestly
00:41:31
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like a freaky friday like a freaky friday where i'm andrew and i and you're me so good you wake up
00:43:52
i wake up next to your wife you wake up next to kalyla don done right good swap she's not an actress who will hire
00:43:57
somebody well she can cast it but um yeah yeah it's fine maybe we'll get someone olivia munn maybe olivia munn is gonna
00:44:04
be my you're my wife no no olivia munn is more kalaila because she has people oh yes olivia munn would be mine she's kalila and who you're playing and who's
00:44:12
who i mean who's your wife uh mine will be the since i'm the one that has to do the scenes with her can i cast it you're
00:44:18
gonna cast my wife yeah yeah archer who who do you wake up with then if i wake up with you
00:44:23
gal gadot [Laughter] no i don't like that yes galco i don't get olivia munford you get gal gadot
00:44:29
that's not fair that's beautiful i'm not saying she's not i'm just saying gal gadot is
00:44:34
foreign gonna [ __ ] her up though i want foreign if you get foreign well do you
00:44:40
get to choose i'm the one that chose oh i get gallagher you choose okay so if i get olivia mon no no i'm
00:44:46
sorry if you get gal gadot then your wife has to the galco does your wife you [ __ ] face i know but you get to sleep
00:44:52
with her in this movie that's true go ahead [Laughter] all right so then then my wife that you
00:44:58
get in this movie i know your wife that i get in this movie would be panetta cruz
00:45:04
penelope cruz thank you fancy that'll be cruise yeah that's good penalty cruise okay
00:45:11
but can i but i insist right that you dye your hair black throw it out then you have to dye your hair orange we're going to do we're going to put a little green i'm going to do little green strips right
00:45:24
around your eyes okay little green here we'll fix it in post okay right we'll see ggi in post you mean to pull my eyes down we have to what do you mean they can just use they use tape now have you
00:45:34
ever seen it i want a cgi yet it's not good enough for me oh okay it's gotta be a slit imagine slit with me
00:45:42
i'm in black and long black hair in dude and i'm gonna have the red hair white translucent tasty [ __ ] skin shitty pasty skin just pasty
00:45:53
disgust disgusting red splotchy sketchy and a big red nose yeah and i propose a 30 minute love scene because i'll tell you why i know you do 30-minute sessions
00:46:05
just about yeah i kind of heard it i've heard it from the rumor mill man wait a minute how long do your sessions
00:46:10
go three minutes seconds what yeah three pumps dude how what however long three pumps is
00:46:17
but can i say something you know what but they're long pumps and no talking about their loss anymore because they're good old body count over here is getting
00:46:23
ideas oh yeah sorry my bad my bad body count are you dating right now no are you on dating apps yes yes yeah rude what are you on
00:46:34
nothing okay what i do you just aren't you she's on bumble you're almost bumble what do you want
00:46:42
nothing i just want to talk to them what but what app are you on oh my god that's a big swap oh that's great what is hinge hinge can i
00:46:52
read one no can we do this we would i'd love to i love doing this let me read one i love
00:46:57
going on to somebody's um dating app let's answer and saying yes to things please like seeing guys and going yes no
00:47:03
i like swiping can we do that let's talk about your toes why pink what's up man well why pink why not i'm not judging i'm saying why was the pink
00:47:14
of the choice because i just it was the brightest color who painted him the the lady the vietnamese later down the street so when you go in to get your nails done
00:47:26
um what do they do they say are they surprised that you're going to get your nails done your feet painted
00:47:32
the lady i have to go to this one specific lady because she knows about my thing
00:47:37
right and she uses a a a gigantic metal thing like this to shave your feet down yeah but she does she take brings this from a storage closet somewhere
00:47:48
when she walk in they go they all look at it yelling hatchet he brings the thing right and five people they start scraping to shut off
00:48:08
dude i'm telling you right now dude my left foot this much of skin right and what's great about that can i
00:48:15
tell you what you do with the skin no may i may i bobby you put it in a bowl just
00:48:22
hear me out right you dry it out outside just hear me out right and it'll get to the point where you touch it it'll still it'll crisp automatically right it'll almost like
00:48:33
instantaneously cr like a tortilla chip what you do is you take a piece of chicken
00:48:39
you take a piece of chicken right and you take you put and you put your favorite spices yeah what do you like
00:48:45
are you a barbecue yeah your barbecue yeah put some cumin in there yeah cumin and barbecue how
00:48:51
much cayenne pepper love love it right that's what it'll do for you habanero so i take happy i'll take the so what i do
00:48:57
is i take the chicken right i put in a bowl right and i took the spices and i marinate i rub it and rub the spices
00:49:04
into the sounds good to me just the chicken though yeah right then what i do is right i
00:49:09
take the chicken and i put i take egg egg you know what i mean yeah right as a adhesive yes i understand i i think that you can put it in the egg right then you take and you use it as a crust
00:49:23
the feet you take that you put the feet crust as a breading that's so gross how much would it cost you to eat your food crusted chicken yeah because it does pile up like that i
00:49:40
haven't done the other stuff but it's like what would that what would that take would you ever eat his foot crusted chicken
00:49:47
i think if you fry it you won't be able no this is bacon this is baked not big but what did we
00:49:53
just get air fryer you did what did we do last night we fried chickens no what kind of breading was it was it foot breading no plank what's it called panko pancake panko crust yeah we used
00:50:05
panko delicious it looks it looks just like my foot crosstalk do you think you could sneak in and they wouldn't know the difference i swear to
00:50:11
god i could do it i want you to do it and see if you could tell i won't trust him
00:50:17
dude how about this if i 50 50 it oh if i have if i 50 50. right would you know that you think and planka what is it what's a panko panko but
00:50:28
planka too pinko planka pinko planka and foot crust would you try it yeah i want you to try no way this ninja air fire fire is so good i know i want one so but i've seen them all over the place
00:50:41
so will you buy me something for my birthday can i ask for something yeah what is that will you buy me um a blackstone um flat top like an outdoor
00:50:49
hibachi grill you know the flat top [ __ ] yeah man where do you get those outside on the internet but they're thousands of dollars i think how much are they the
00:50:55
blackstone flags how about this as a team as a team we'll talk about when his birthday comes
00:51:00
out and then we'll talk about it see but okay they're only a couple hundred dollars for that but i want like the build out like they do like a build out
00:51:05
one it's really nice and they like build it into like a thing not yeah see that's that's fine
00:51:11
i want the one that's like built i want it built onto my patio yeah but what do we do then you can come over and i can cook
00:51:17
everything on the black stone dude i can i can literally cook eggs and cheeseburgers at the same time flat tops
00:51:23
are the best like hibachi you've been to a hibachi restaurant right yeah we went in [ __ ]
00:51:28
we went to mexico remember like what's it called garbage you mean what do you mean i love hibachi grill they flipped the shrimp that we went to mexico
00:51:40
i know i'm saying the experience is fun but it wasn't a good experience no the habachi oh you didn't do the
00:51:45
hibachi with us no you didn't we did that that's the problem don't you what's it called why can't i think of it what's the one that
00:51:51
steve aoki's dad owns benny hannah yeah remember that that's great yeah that's why they had it with amir and sarah the other day it's still open
00:51:57
yeah i thought they closed that down no we went to the orange county one in [ __ ] in [ __ ] um orange county
00:52:04
because you were doing irvine did not yeah irvine and um they have l.a river shrimp
00:52:11
[Laughter] we didn't eat it shrimp from the river bro it was like la riverstrip where me
00:52:18
sarah and emir no on our plate we didn't touch it asked them it was ghetto dude at the benihana
00:52:26
yeah we were like throwing each other like we were using it as like weapons la river shrimp it was terrible
00:52:32
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anyway um by the way what did you see old no but you know what i did see what don't look up or uh don't look up loved it yeah it was good to be honest it was
00:54:30
good i loved it no i did like it but can i be honest leonardo dicaprio is the best actor of our generation i'll
00:54:36
say it done go ahead fancy argue with me you [ __ ] film student that's pretty good i think
00:54:42
i think the captain no him i didn't say the movie i'm saying he's the best actor of my generation he's
00:54:47
great since i've been alive on earth name someone that's made more hits more bangers huh what's eating guilford grape
00:54:53
basketball diaries tommy titanic tommy cruz catch me if you can tommy cruz not the same generation i just need four
00:54:58
bangers tom cruise does mission impossibles great but what else okay what else fancy what else has tom
00:55:05
cruise done top gun the mummy top gun a remake of an original that he did before it's gonna be the number one movie ever
00:55:10
i know it's gonna be great i'm saying you're not giving me an array of different kinds of acting magnolia all right [ __ ] he's born of the fourth of
00:55:17
july heath ledger's dead daddy died he died what else did you say about what else did tom cruise do magnolia oh come on birth of the fourth of july dude that's
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right born on the fourth of july so the movie that i want to watch last night do you think all of these are better than all the ones that i just named tropic
00:55:35
thunder tropic thunder was not he first of all robert downey jr was the best character on that in that whole movie how did he
00:55:40
not get cancelled for doing blackface but not just blackface the whole movie because the joke was
00:55:47
about doing i know it's great but that's why i loved did you see um ben stiller was better by the way do you see
00:55:53
licorice pizza no i want to go i want to show you a scene a blackface that's worse than blackface it's funny
00:56:00
so they have a scene in it it's just like the thing that you showed me okay where so i forgot his name but he's in
00:56:06
best in show you see best in show yeah eugene levy no he plays michael keaton's husband in it
00:56:13
boyfriend oh the two gay guys michael mckee um john michael higgins john michael
00:56:18
higgins is so [ __ ] funny in the in this in the movie he plays a restaurant a japanese restaurant owner
00:56:25
a white guy but he's partnered with his wife who has an asian accent she's japanese she's japanese right so when
00:56:31
he's talking to other people he's has a regular english he's american but when he talks to his wife he talks to her in a thick asian accent maybe she loves that i know but in the
00:56:43
movie it's so big and i saw that with me my brother and gene hung we're all asian right and when we saw that
00:56:50
we go oh my god it's that guy we and then when he did that us three we fell on the ground
00:56:56
[Music] holding our sides laughing and we don't know why it's that bad the accident's that thick it's that funny that's so it's such a cool
00:57:08
choice small choice yeah and it's a choice that you would never make in this climate but they did but they made a choice and that's why i love them the
00:57:19
movie's really good huh it's not it's it's it's got some it's it's great and i think that philip i think
00:57:26
son kills it uh what's his name his name is cooper hoffman he's his first movie his first movie he's ever done his son yeah look at them watch a basketball game
00:57:38
together baseball game together to him that's me that's his son that's actually me yeah
00:57:44
that's you and cooper is the star of the movie and he's dope and look at magnolia
00:57:50
philip seymour hoffman is one of the greatest actors of all time was in the movie magnolia he died
00:57:58
he worked with paul thomas anderson paul thomas anderson does licorice pizza and uses his son as the lead that's
00:58:05
amazing and his son's a great actor huh great and that girl from haim yeah she's great yeah it's a great movie
00:58:11
i loved it they're jewish you know [Laughter] the hame they're all true they all got the jew babe they got it you know what when i look at
00:58:24
it i go i want it to be but you would be like hipster jew no i do i don't look jewish
00:58:31
no but don't you want to be no i'm fine with it i want to do the curl that's not hipsters don't do the [ __ ]
00:58:37
i would do it i would do orthodox combo orthodox hip yeah do type in orthodox chic see if there's an orthodox chic look that's going around right now orthodox jewish
00:58:49
look at that oh hip jews dude welcome back to hip jews yeah jews hip jew it has to be sung by a german guy for some reason if you can be anything rudy what would you be if you
00:59:01
could be any other race or nationality what would you be i want to be are you really happy with what you are
00:59:07
japanese you want to be japanese like why right behind you look at that that's who she wants to be so bad she wants to
00:59:13
be that that little japanese girl with huge eyes yeah and a nose that doesn't exist but can i say something and a
00:59:18
little bloody knife the only difference i'm gonna be so mean right now please do you want me to be yeah we only be healthy well we'll get we'll do healthy
00:59:30
later okay the only difference is the poo poo poo poo poo color skin [Laughter] do you really think it's poop no it's
00:59:42
beautiful bring up a bring up a picture of poop bring up do human feces yeah human pieces i don't think you're right bob but let's just see
00:59:54
images jules i love you so much bring up that picture looks like you to bobby photo first
01:00:03
wait make that as big as you can wide that up all right uh jules get up there and put your arm against you yeah put your arm against it
01:00:09
please put your armpit oh it's the wikipedia one all right there you go why [Music]
01:00:27
jules just go in front of the jewels go in front of it where are you oh my god you're gone she's gone she camouflaged
01:00:33
where did you go oh my god you know what it reminds me of when rambo rumor remember when he came out of the way he
01:00:39
was hidden yeah on the cliff at mud couldn't see him you couldn't see him and his eyes opened up you think that
01:00:44
looks i think all of us have poo colored skin it's some kind of very like go back to the main page i guarantee you bobby
01:00:50
has there's poop that exists let's see no it's too wide it's yeah you're not dark enough you're not dark enough that's why i love this though you can see me can you i still see you now
01:01:04
but go back to the main page of human feces i bet you there's a piece of poop that looks just like you
01:01:11
look at the second one the second one looks kind of bobby all right let's go that's kind of just uh just pinch and squeeze
01:01:21
oh my god i'm not gonna lie that looks a lot like that looks the same that's the same that's the same i can't see you where are you bobby there you are
01:01:31
see if there's orange poop to see if maybe yeah there's one for me poop am i bloody poop yeah you're bloody poo
01:01:38
light bloody poo i think there's a lot of orange poop right there there's there's one out on that page right now yeah
01:01:45
here it is fear the worst guy which one that one all right let's see andrew oh mike [Music] andrew
01:02:03
yeah yeah you're part of it yeah you're the edge of it i'm bloody poop you're bloody
01:02:09
pooter anywho so you'd be japanese if you could be any race or nationality what would you be what would you be you know you know i've thought about like seriously where i could i think i could have been
01:02:22
um born in canada by a lake okay by white people okay that have something to do with forestry like uh like uh you mean like national park uh preserver people like the what's
01:02:36
that vibe hippies hippies yeah i want to be like if i see a tree fall it sheds a tear you shed a tear yeah like every time i drive into the sea i see a tree that's
01:02:46
fallen i shed a tear and i go and in fact i get out of the car you get out of the car yeah i want to be
01:02:53
one of those guys get i get out of the car i go to the side of the tree i go to the street and i just tears and just i put my hand on it
01:02:59
god bless you tree god bless you and i just kind of there's still some life energy so you're saying you'd want to be white
01:03:05
yes yeah just a white person is that what it is why would it be white what do you think
01:03:10
i want to be if i could be any racer black okay both of you black why do you say black
01:03:16
so fast you're so good at the act the accent i'm good at the black accent the black scent you're good with a lot like
01:03:22
accents but i'm good with a lot of accents i i would like to be black i want to tell people there was a magnum
01:03:27
pi i would love to be black it was a magnum pi episode that that they wrote apart for andrew
01:03:33
yeah okay it came out yeah yeah andrew this is first of all this this is not all the way true yeah this is what
01:03:39
happened they didn't write a part yes it did no it never got to me it did go to you no i never did oh my god it did i
01:03:44
swear to god they did because my the executive producer was my eight my friend my agent never gave me the role i
01:03:50
never got nothing but your agent goes they ask go can we get some tape on andrew just anything because we know
01:03:55
he's on dave we know he's an actor he's doing a million things right and your friends your your agent sent him
01:04:01
like a clip from like not jackass without a punk that was maybe him saying [ __ ] you
01:04:07
that's i think that's what that was right but there was a part but it came out it would have been great but
01:04:13
because there's some violence between us can i see it later maybe you would have been good but
01:04:18
i didn't ever get the other guy was great i didn't get offered the role his name was leaf he was great he was better than you anyway um
01:04:25
leif yeah his real name yeah he's cool man l-e-i-f or ellie i don't know man well i
01:04:32
should know how to spell a guy's name that you work with i never got the role but also don't ask for tape
01:04:38
get the [ __ ] out of here you're difficult no get the [ __ ] out of here you're difficult you know what i went out
01:04:46
hello tape get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of your tape tape that's true we talk about practice [ __ ] out of here i know that's insane
01:04:58
what the [ __ ] do you mean tape i'll take a phone call like i think i didn't say any of this but that's my
01:05:03
agent being like that's insane and he's right that is [ __ ] insane what do you mean what do you mean did you have to put in tape for magnum pi no
01:05:10
that's true yeah get the [ __ ] out of here okay anyway uh no stop what a great show
01:05:15
don't be mean i love it but i wish i would have done the show because i would have liked to go to hawaii with you but next season
01:05:21
i'll do it i would love to do it next season don't ask for a [ __ ] tape no tip that's insane i don't realize it can
01:05:27
i can i go back to something real fast just so i just so we could kind of can round this out real fast genuinely go
01:05:32
ahead i'm dead serious the body count thing no you better not be thinking that this is like we're all having fun and then you're gonna go out there and you're gonna go do it and go nuts
01:05:43
not only that it's like i'm serious i'm serious too here's the worst nightmare i'm not gonna be pregnant yeah oh my [ __ ] god and they were like what the [ __ ] do you want from us
01:05:57
well you do live on a hill that's true or roll i'm going to push i'm going to roll nudge yeah yeah what's that what's the gift that pete gave us what did he give
01:06:08
us oh first of all he's no longer with us i'll be honest he died he died but he left something oh
01:06:15
come on you [ __ ] you all you did was [ __ ] on pete hey also but look at this um we want to
01:06:20
shout this out real fast this is a piece of our new art for bad friends rudy's revenge that i think is [ __ ] incredible that we got what's the
01:06:26
gentleman's name he has a a card for rudy there's a card for rudy yeah everything oh my god rudy will you read
01:06:33
what the card says to rudy and the bad friends family that's us that's a lot a lot of words show the camera how many words no i wanted to read it in an accent
01:06:45
what's his accent no boston oh yeah boston i think he's from boston he's gonna give you a template yeah and you're gonna base it and you're gonna commit to it and you're gonna do it and we'll close out the show and get it to
01:06:56
go home look at how many look at how long that [ __ ] note is yeah just do what his best his name is colin
01:07:02
beck we'll give her an example of a boston ascot accent boston colin beck talks like this bro
01:07:08
yeah so hey i'm calling back dude bad friends for life but i'm back go ahead can you can you do it again no go ahead get ahead get ahead
01:07:21
ready kennedy what the [ __ ] no she's a ready [Laughter] all right that sounds like kennedy yeah it did canada yeah yeah the best dude [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
01:07:35
this sounds like jfk jfk navice i don't you're killing it you're doing great how you enjoy the fan art
01:07:47
yeah that's it for rudy what does it say for the rest of us andrew and bobby i love you both love the show
01:07:58
oh it's hilarious it's very california now yeah it's not going to say it again just do surfer stuff now yeah what's that dude [ __ ] yeah man but
01:08:10
your boss needs to chase you too you got a little sheep thing about anime areas wounders
01:08:27
so you'll give it a real chance i've i've gifted your ish a movie to watch rudy ready you already know it's out so yours
01:08:39
is just a bonus gift now she has a speech impediment i don't know you killed your great job
01:08:45
wait what's the movies that you got yeah i want a movie the girl who leaps through time i want
01:08:51
this cool i guess we don't get to choose and then because the host of the show and we
01:08:57
don't get to choose yours is red line oh throw in just a great movie give me one yours is mine game to bobby oh you like it that looks cool
01:09:09
thank you colin beck thanks dude appreciate you [Laughter] now that we're on gifts what did pete
01:09:15
give us all right it's his uh he actually wrote you guys a song happy 100th dude oh yeah happy 100th episode how do you do it
01:09:28
twist the bottom don't point it in my [ __ ] face [Laughter] yeah he twisted the wrong way give me another one no rudy rudy you have one twist yours
01:09:54
is it this way twist yours no don't pick it like this is it no no no no no no no no the other way is
01:10:00
it this [Laughter] all right let's see what pete says what do you got to say pete hold on one second let's get this streamer down hold on all right pete what do you got to say
01:10:27
here yeah i should listen to it all right started over so wait did pete is this is p pete's pete's not dead we just want to
01:10:33
tell the fans he has coveted yep yes oh my god all right let's see hey bobby i wrote you this song as an 02 100 episodes and i hope you learned that i'm
01:10:49
proud to be part of the bedfriends family even though i've got a real family that i created which burned you
01:10:56
made it to 100 yeah you did it right you didn't give up at the end like betty white that she gave up she was really old and she lived a long life before she stepped
01:11:09
into the light and i hope that friends has the longevity of betty white and love like betty white even in the afterlife cause bad friends is a continuing stroke of genius that gets us
01:11:22
through life unlike the stroke of battery [Music] in 2022 [Music] thank you pete we love you man love you pete we love you petey um miss him well hey man just like the
01:11:49
old school days are you all right i got there's no electrocuted charge in there dude i crushed this my finger in there and i got electric here do it again see if it does i'm not gonna do it again it hurts so bad do it again there's no way it's
01:12:01
real do it stick your finger in there give it to me no you i want you stick your finger in there well i don't want
01:12:06
you to hold it all right that's insane nothing no i'm kidding one two three thank you for being a bad friend so far
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so far [Music]