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do you have any more things you want to
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share about Saturday Night Live before
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yeah I loved it it was a proving ground
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and it earned a stripe at the same time
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by the way I felt like I had it's a
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milestone absolute Milestone you feel
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like I think if I was just out there
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doing a show or doing a movie
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and when it's one of those things like
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the cover Rolling Stone or something
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where they go you they want you to host
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it it has to hit you like it does it's
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just it's not insubstantial at all and
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when you host that show you own New York
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for an hour or so in a feeling that you
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get yeah oh it is oh it's the coolest
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thing like you're a part of the city in
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a meaningful way that I wasn't
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anticipating the whole machine
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everyone's trying to help you everyone's
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there to make sure you're okay that week
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that I think it's about changing clothes
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it's mostly about changing the doors
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fast quickly running around features not
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trying to bump your head into the
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overheads basically yeah you could be in
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danger that your height
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okay there you go they didn't even put
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bumpers on it like oh yeah they have
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bumpers tennis balls because you're
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sprinting sometimes the studio in the
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dark naked essentially naked underneath
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the seats of everyone watching so
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there's all these asses about you crew
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guys are walking by they've got me
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stripped naked this guy walks by the
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cigarette Spade I thought you're going
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to start working out I go get out of
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here I would just close my eyes I'm so
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humiliated I just a little underwear on
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it I I was completely bare chested
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everything they're comb my hair they're
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picking at me and I just closed my eyes
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and this is camping I wear two speed I
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was in case my main one breaks all right
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do you know the Hooter clamp it's a
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thing that keeps everything in place
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it's called a Hooter clamp so that's
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what spelled data well you know that's a
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joke my brothers and I had that as a
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running gag when we were kids I have
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three older brothers like one of our
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sponsors we joke about the Hooter clamp
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brought to your mother
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you got your Hooter clamp on it was just
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a joke you know I don't know there's
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also you can put a trucker's buddy in
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there where you can pee during the show
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that's real okay no three older brothers
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so oh oh wait an SNL so 97 I had gone I
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know you probably looked for me for
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about a half hour I had gone by then and
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then Will Ferrell I think was there yes
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cast it was sort of will maybe Molly
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Quinn Will Ferrell Tim Meadows he you
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were in a really funny sketch with
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Cheryl Terry and Chris Katan where they
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went crazy in the gym like what you want
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to work out huh you know that aggressive
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sexual dude the most committed sketch
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players ever probably and you were right
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in there you know at the end come on you
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guys and every time you play along with
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them they'd start screaming at you it
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was really funny like these people were
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sexual perverts I'm the trainer okay
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I'll go with it when you want that you
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want that and then Chris katam would go
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nuts on you very funny amen
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it's fun to be in that insane world of
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like sketch and then you the second
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you're like taking a bow in your head
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going we got through it here's the crowd
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it's live and they're ripping you going
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again you're the UPS guy in this one you
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have a Russian accent oh [ __ ] there's
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another one you're looking like or even
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worse if there's a sketch you fell in
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love with that one got cut no I know
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that's the between dress and error it's
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heartbreaking yeah were you on the first
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delicious dish that's where the no not
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the first one I was on it though but it
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didn't the Applause at the beginning I
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felt like it was new when you were on it
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or maybe it was the second time I
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wouldn't know what to compare it to but
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I think I think Peach Ready MP3 yeah
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balls sweaty balls he was coming on with
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a little beard and glasses and planned
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sort of this quiet nerd playing very
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small about squash or something like
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that that was me yeah okay yeah and what
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were there um yeah okay the scary thing
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is giving yourself
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good times good times was that it good
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times yeah yeah good times read this a
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little harder hey because writers get to
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be directors on SNL I had a hard time
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understanding that concept like who's
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the director who's the director and
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someone actually pulled me aside
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everybody is the writers are the
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director you are the dude I wrote my
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first sketch they go go in the booth and
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watch it I go what does that mean I'm
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the director of it I don't know what the
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[ __ ] going on it's a great thing there
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was it's you know when William Shatner
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came on he was so loose like during the
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dress show or whatever he seemed like he
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goes well why why what I can't you know
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because we're so under rehearse like
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it's ridiculous there's cucumbers yeah
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why bother can't believe people take it
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seriously you can't rehearse you know so
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it is just I loved it personally because
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I can get up in my head I love that it
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was so fast yeah okay let's just go less
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time to think about it no time to think
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just go go
